1. Did you know there are more people with genius IQ living in ChinaCopy !req
2. than there are people of any kind living in the United States?Copy !req
3. That can't possibly be true.Copy !req
4. It is true.Copy !req
5. What would account for that?Copy !req
6. Well first of all, a lot of people live in China.Copy !req
7. But here's my question:Copy !req
8. How do you distinguish yourselfCopy !req
9. in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SAT's?Copy !req
10. I didn't know they take SAT in China.Copy !req
11. They don't,I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.Copy !req
12. You got 1600?Copy !req
13. Yes. I can sing in a Acapella group. But I cant sing.Copy !req
14. Does that mean that you actually got nothing wrong?Copy !req
15. Or you row crew or you invent a 25 dollar PC.Copy !req
16. Or you get into a final club.Copy !req
17. Or you get into a final club, exactly.Copy !req
18. You know from a woman's perspectiveCopy !req
19. sometimes not being in an Accapella group can be a good thing.Copy !req
20. This is serious.Copy !req
21. Well I am admitting I do like guys who row crew.Copy !req
22. Well I cant do that.Copy !req
23. I was kidding.Copy !req
24. Yes. I got nothing wrong on the test.Copy !req
25. Have you ever tried?Copy !req
26. I'm trying now.Copy !req
27. To row crew?Copy !req
28. To get into a final club. To row crew?Copy !req
29. No. Are you, like-whatever-delusional?Copy !req
30. Maybe just sometimes.Copy !req
31. Sometimes, you say two things at onceCopy !req
32. and I'm not sure which one we're aiming at.Copy !req
33. But you've seen guys who row crew, right?Copy !req
34. No.Copy !req
35. Okay, well, they are bigger than me.Copy !req
36. They're the world class athletes.Copy !req
37. And a second ago you said you like guys who row crewCopy !req
38. so I assumed you'd met one.Copy !req
39. I guess I meant I liked the idea of it.Copy !req
40. The way a girl likes cowboys.Copy !req
41. Okay.Copy !req
42. Should we get something to eat?Copy !req
43. Would you rather talk about something else?Copy !req
44. No, it's just that since the beginning of theCopy !req
45. conversation about finals clubs I think I may have missed a birthday.Copy !req
46. There are more people in China with genius iQ than the entire population of...?Copy !req
47. The Phoenix is the most diverse.Copy !req
48. The Fly Club, Roosevelt punched the Porc.Copy !req
49. Which one?Copy !req
50. The Porcelain, the Porc, it's the best of the best.Copy !req
51. Which Roosevelt.Copy !req
52. Theodore.Copy !req
53. Is it true they send a bus aroundCopy !req
54. to pick up girls who want to party with the next chairman?Copy !req
55. You can see why it's so important to get in.Copy !req
56. Okay, well, which is the easiest one to get into?Copy !req
57. Why would you ask me that?Copy !req
58. I was just asking.Copy !req
59. None of them. That's the point.Copy !req
60. Our freind Eduardo made $300,000Copy !req
61. betting on oil future last summer andCopy !req
62. Eduardo won't come close to getting in.Copy !req
63. The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.Copy !req
64. Must be nice.Copy !req
65. He made $300,000 in a summer?Copy !req
66. He likes Meteorology.Copy !req
67. I thought it was oil futures.Copy !req
68. You can read the weather,Copy !req
69. you can predict the price of heating oil.Copy !req
70. I think you asked me that because you think the finalCopy !req
71. club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.Copy !req
72. I... what?Copy !req
73. You asked me which one was the easiest toCopy !req
74. get into because you think that's where I have the best chance.Copy !req
75. The one that's easiest to get into would be the one where anybody had the best chance.Copy !req
76. You didn't ask which one was the best one,Copy !req
77. you asked me which one was the easiest.Copy !req
78. I was honestly just asking. Okay? I was asking just to ask.Copy !req
79. Mark, I'm not speaking in code.Copy !req
80. EricaCopy !req
81. You're obsessed with the finals clubs.Copy !req
82. You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about thisCopy !req
83. who'll prescribe some sort of medication.Copy !req
84. You don't care if side effects may include blindness,Copy !req
85. Final clubs,Copy !req
86. not finals clubs.Copy !req
87. And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.Copy !req
88. Yes. There is.Copy !req
89. Well, what you do, that was cryptic, so you do speak in code.Copy !req
90. I didn't mean to be cryptic.Copy !req
91. All I'm saying I need to do somethingCopy !req
92. substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.Copy !req
93. Why?Copy !req
94. Because they are exclusive.Copy !req
95. And fun and they lead me to a better life.Copy !req
96. You think Teddy Roosevelt got electedCopy !req
97. president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club?Copy !req
98. He was a member of the Porcellian and yes he did.Copy !req
99. Well why don't you concentrate on being the best you, you can be.Copy !req
100. Did you really just say thatCopy !req
101. I was kiddingCopy !req
102. I'm just stating the fact and that doesn't make it any less true.Copy !req
103. I want to be straight forward and tell you thatCopy !req
104. I think you should be a lot more supportive.Copy !req
105. If I get in I'll be taking you to the events and the gatheringsCopy !req
106. and you'll be meeting people that you wouldn't normally get to meet.Copy !req
107. You would do that for me?Copy !req
108. Indeed.Copy !req
109. Okay I want to try and be straight forward with youCopy !req
110. and let you know that were not anymore.Copy !req
111. What do you mean?Copy !req
112. We were not dating anymore, I'm sorry.Copy !req
113. Is this a joke?Copy !req
114. No, it's not.Copy !req
115. You're breaking up with me?Copy !req
116. You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally get to meet?Copy !req
117. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
118. Settle down.Copy !req
119. What was it supposed to mean?Copy !req
120. Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink isCopy !req
121. that you used to sleep with the door guy.Copy !req
122. The door guy, his name is Bobby.Copy !req
123. I haven't slept with the door guy, the door guy's a friend of mine.Copy !req
124. He's a perfectly good class of peopleCopy !req
125. and what part of Long-Island are you from?Copy !req
126. Wimbledon?Copy !req
127. Wait.Copy !req
128. I'm going back to my dorm.Copy !req
129. Wait wait.Copy !req
130. Is this real?Copy !req
131. Yes.Copy !req
132. Then wait, I apologize, okay?Copy !req
133. I have to go...Copy !req
134. EricaCopy !req
135. Yes?Copy !req
136. I'm sorry and I mean it..Copy !req
137. I appreciate that but I have to studyCopy !req
138. Come on. You don't have to study.Copy !req
139. You don't have to study. Let's just talk.Copy !req
140. I can't.Copy !req
141. Why?Copy !req
142. Because it's exhausting.Copy !req
143. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.Copy !req
144. All I meant is that you're not likely to... currentlyCopy !req
145. I wasn't making an coment on your parents.Copy !req
146. I was saying you go to B.U.Copy !req
147. I was stating a fact. That's all.Copy !req
148. If you think I'm rude...Copy !req
149. I have to go study.Copy !req
150. You don't have to study.Copy !req
151. Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?Copy !req
152. Because you go to B.U.!Copy !req
153. Do you want to get some food?Copy !req
154. I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my education.Copy !req
155. And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat.Copy !req
156. So were even.Copy !req
157. I think we should just be friends.Copy !req
158. I don't want friends.Copy !req
159. I was being polite, I had no intention of being friends with you.Copy !req
160. I'm under some pressure right now from my O.S. class.Copy !req
161. If we could just order some food, I think we should...Copy !req
162. Listen, you're probably going to be a very succesful computer person.Copy !req
163. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don'tCopy !req
164. like you because you're a nerd.Copy !req
165. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true.Copy !req
166. It'll be because you're an asshole.Copy !req
167. Erica Albright is a bitch.Copy !req
168. Do you think that's because her family changedCopy !req
169. their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all B.U. Girls are bitches?Copy !req
170. For the record, she may look like a 34CCopy !req
171. but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.Copy !req
172. She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.Copy !req
173. False advertising.Copy !req
174. The truth is she has a nice face.Copy !req
175. I need to do something to take my mind off her.Copy !req
176. Easy enough, except I need an idea.Copy !req
177. I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
178. So what if it's not even 10PM and it's a Tuesday night?Copy !req
179. The Kirkland facehook is open on my desktopCopy !req
180. and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.Copy !req
181. Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some ofCopy !req
182. the pictures next to pictures of farm animalsCopy !req
183. and have people vote on who's hotter.Copy !req
184. Good call, Mr. OlsonCopy !req
185. Yeah, it's on.Copy !req
186. I'm not gonna do the farm animalsCopy !req
187. but I like the idea of comparing two people together.Copy !req
188. It gives the whole thing a veryCopy !req
189. "Turing"Copy !req
190. feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness like they do on hotornot.com.Copy !req
191. The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.Copy !req
192. Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebookCopy !req
193. so I'm going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in.Copy !req
194. Let the hacking begin.Copy !req
195. First up is Kirkland.Copy !req
196. They keep everything openCopy !req
197. and allow indexes in their Apache configuration,Copy !req
198. so a little WGET magicCopy !req
199. is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook.Copy !req
200. Kids stuff.Copy !req
201. Next is Elliot.Copy !req
202. They're also open but with no indexes on Apache.Copy !req
203. I can run an empty searchCopy !req
204. and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.Copy !req
205. Then I can save the page and MozillaCopy !req
206. will save all the images for me.Copy !req
207. Excellent.Copy !req
208. Moving right along.Copy !req
209. Excuse me, everybody.Copy !req
210. You are in one of the oldest,Copy !req
211. one of the most exclusive clubs, not just in Havard, in the world.Copy !req
212. Now I would welcome you to Phoenix first party of the falls emesterCopy !req
213. Lowell has some security.Copy !req
214. They require a username/password combo,Copy !req
215. and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access to main FAS user database,Copy !req
216. so they have no way of detecting an intrusionCopy !req
217. Adams has no securityCopy !req
218. but limits the number of results to 20 a page.Copy !req
219. All I have to is break up the same script I used on Lowell and it's set.Copy !req
220. Quincy has no online Facebook,Copy !req
221. what a sham.Copy !req
222. Nothing I can do about that.Copy !req
223. Dunster is intense.Copy !req
224. Not only is there no public directory but there's no directory at all.Copy !req
225. You have to do searches andCopy !req
226. every search returns more than 20 matches nothing is returned.Copy !req
227. Once you do get results they don't link directly to the images,Copy !req
228. they link to a PHP that redirects or something. Weird.Copy !req
229. This maybe diffucult, I'll come back later.Copy !req
230. - Hey, Sheldon's up. - What?Copy !req
231. - Great wine, beautiful fish. - Thanks.Copy !req
232. Leverett is a little better.Copy !req
233. It's still make you search but youCopy !req
234. can do an empty search and gets links to pages with every student's picture.Copy !req
235. It's slightly obnoxious that they let you view one picture at a time.Copy !req
236. And there's no way I am gonna go to 500 hundred pages,Copy !req
237. to download pictures one hundred times.Copy !req
238. So its definitely necessary to break out the EMACSCopy !req
239. and modify that Perl script.Copy !req
240. Done.Copy !req
241. What's going on?Copy !req
242. Perfect timing. Eduardo's hereCopy !req
243. and he's going to have the key ingredient.Copy !req
244. - Mark -What up?Copy !req
245. You and Erica split up?Copy !req
246. How did you know that?Copy !req
247. It's on your blog.Copy !req
248. Oh yeah.Copy !req
249. Are you alright?Copy !req
250. I need you.Copy !req
251. I'm here for you.Copy !req
252. No, I need the algorithm you used for the oil futures.Copy !req
253. Are you okay?Copy !req
254. We're ranking girls.Copy !req
255. You mean other students.Copy !req
256. Yeah.Copy !req
257. You think that's such a good idea?Copy !req
258. I need the algorithm.Copy !req
259. I need the algorithm.Copy !req
260. Give each girl a base rating of 1400.Copy !req
261. At any time "Girl A" has a rating R-aCopy !req
262. and "Girl B" has e rating R-b.Copy !req
263. When any two girls are matched up there'sCopy !req
264. an expectation of which will win based on their current rating.Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. And Those expectations are expressed this way.Copy !req
267. Let's write it.Copy !req
268. The one on the left.Copy !req
269. On the right.Copy !req
270. The right.Copy !req
271. It works.Copy !req
272. Who should we send it to first?Copy !req
273. - Dwyer. - Neal.Copy !req
274. Who are you gonna send it to?Copy !req
275. Just a Couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to?Copy !req
276. Hey guys, check this out.Copy !req
277. The one on the left.Copy !req
278. These girls, right or Left?Copy !req
279. Left.Copy !req
280. Right or Left?Copy !req
281. That's my roommate.Copy !req
282. Oh my God. On the left.Copy !req
283. This is pathetic.Copy !req
284. Right.Copy !req
285. Left.Copy !req
286. Left.Copy !req
287. Shit!Copy !req
288. Albright, he blogged about you.Copy !req
289. You don't want to read this.Copy !req
290. Erica, is this yours?Copy !req
291. I stole it from a trainee.Copy !req
292. Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
293. Thats an awful lot of traffic.Copy !req
294. You think maybe we should shut it down before we get into trouble.Copy !req
295. Hello?Copy !req
296. Wait wait wait...Copy !req
297. At 4 in the morning?Copy !req
298. Well there is an unusual amount of traffic which occured.Copy !req
299. Your saying its unusal for 4 in the morning?Copy !req
300. No, this would be unusuallCopy !req
301. for half time at the superbowl.Copy !req
302. Alright.Copy !req
303. I gotta go in.Copy !req
304. What's going on?Copy !req
305. The Harvard network is about to crash.Copy !req
306. You don't think...Copy !req
307. I do.Copy !req
308. God saves us everybody.Copy !req
309. Can't connect.Copy !req
310. The network is down.Copy !req
311. Unless this is a coincidence I would think this is us.Copy !req
312. It's not a coincidence.Copy !req
313. Oh shit.Copy !req
314. So you're called in front of the ad. Board.Copy !req
315. That's not what happened.Copy !req
316. You weren't called in front of the administartive board.Copy !req
317. No, back, let's back at the barCopy !req
318. with Erica Albright.Copy !req
319. She said all that? That I said that stuff to her.Copy !req
320. I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.Copy !req
321. Why wold you even need to depose her?Copy !req
322. That's really for us to decide.Copy !req
323. You think if I know she could make me look like a jerk,Copy !req
324. I'll be more likely to settle.Copy !req
325. Mark don't.Copy !req
326. Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that?Copy !req
327. It's been almost 3 hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of timeCopy !req
328. embarassing Mr. ZuckerburgCopy !req
329. with the girls testimony from the bar.Copy !req
330. I am not embarassed, she just made a lot of that up.Copy !req
331. She was under Oath.Copy !req
332. I guess that would be the first time someone lied under Oath.Copy !req
333. They got 2200 hits within 2 hours.Copy !req
334. - Thousands. - What?Copy !req
335. 22 thousand.Copy !req
336. Those guys are really fast.Copy !req
337. Is there anyway to make this a fair fight?Copy !req
338. Jump out and swim.Copy !req
339. We'd have to jump out and drown.Copy !req
340. Or you can row forward and I can row backward.Copy !req
341. We are genectically identical, science says we would stay in one place.Copy !req
342. Just row the damn boat.Copy !req
343. You hear about this?Copy !req
344. What?Copy !req
345. Two nights ago, a sophomoreCopy !req
346. choked the network with a laptop from Kirkland.Copy !req
347. - Reanlly? - At four a.m..Copy !req
348. He set up a website we vote the hotness of female undergrads.Copy !req
349. What were we doing, that none of us heard about this.Copy !req
350. I do not know, three-hour low-technical row before breakfast,Copy !req
351. full course load studying.Copy !req
352. Another three hours in the tank then studying.Copy !req
353. I'm not sure how we missed it.Copy !req
354. How much activity was on this thing?Copy !req
355. Twenty-two thousand page requests.Copy !req
356. Twenty-two thousand?Copy !req
357. This guy hacked Facebook, seven houses.Copy !req
358. He developed the site in one nightCopy !req
359. and he did it while he was drunk.Copy !req
360. Twenty-two thousand.Copy !req
361. How do you know he was drunk?Copy !req
362. He was blogging, while doing this.Copy !req
363. Know what I think?Copy !req
364. Way ahead of you.Copy !req
365. This is our guy.Copy !req
366. Cameron Winklevoss,Copy !req
367. W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-SCopy !req
368. Cameron spelt the usuall way.Copy !req
369. Taylor Winklevoss, Taylor spelt the usuall way.Copy !req
370. My last name's the same as my brother's.Copy !req
371. Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an administrative board hearing.Copy !req
372. violating copyright, violating individual privacyCopy !req
373. by creating the website www.facemash.com.Copy !req
374. You also charged with being in violation of universty policyCopy !req
375. on distribution of digitised images.Copy !req
376. Before we begin with our questioning,Copy !req
377. your allowed to make a statement, would you like to do so?Copy !req
378. I've... you knowCopy !req
379. I have already apologised in the Crimson, to the AVHWCopy !req
380. to Harvard's LatinaCopy !req
381. and to any women at Harvard who might have been insulted, as I take it that they were'Copy !req
382. As for any charges stemming from the breach of securityCopy !req
383. I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.Copy !req
384. - I'm sorry? - Yes.Copy !req
385. I don't understand.Copy !req
386. Which part?Copy !req
387. You deserve recognition.Copy !req
388. I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.Copy !req
389. - Excuse me, may I? - Yes.Copy !req
390. Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm in charge of securityCopy !req
391. for all computers on the Harvard network.Copy !req
392. I can assure you of its sophisticationCopy !req
393. in fact it was that level of sophistication,Copy !req
394. that led us to you in less then four hours.Copy !req
395. Four hours?Copy !req
396. Yes sir.Copy !req
397. That would be impressive except if you'd knownCopy !req
398. what you are looking for you would seen it written on my dorm room window.Copy !req
399. So six months academic probation.Copy !req
400. Wow, they had to make an example out of you.Copy !req
401. They had my blog.Copy !req
402. I should have written nothing about the farm animals,Copy !req
403. that was stupid.Copy !req
404. I was kidding for gods sake doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?Copy !req
405. I tried to stop you.Copy !req
406. I know.Copy !req
407. How do you do this thingCopy !req
408. when you manage to get all girls to hate us?Copy !req
409. Why do I love China? I can't do that.Copy !req
410. Suppose we were given a computerCopy !req
411. with a 16 bit virtual address, and a page size of 256 bytes.Copy !req
412. The system uses a one level page tableCopy !req
413. that starts at address 0x0400.Copy !req
414. Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system, who knows.Copy !req
415. The first few pages are reserved for the hardware flag etc..Copy !req
416. assume page-table entries have eight status bits.Copy !req
417. The eight status bits will then be...Copy !req
418. I see we have our first surrender.Copy !req
419. Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg,Copy !req
420. brighter men then you have tried and failed this class.Copy !req
421. One valid bit, one modified bit,Copy !req
422. one reference bit, five permission bit.Copy !req
423. That is correct.Copy !req
424. Does everybody see how he got there.Copy !req
425. Mark?Copy !req
426. You Mark Zuckerberg?Copy !req
427. Yes.Copy !req
428. I'm Cameron Winklevoss.Copy !req
429. Taylor Winklevoss.Copy !req
430. You guys related?Copy !req
431. Good, funny never heard that before.Copy !req
432. What can I do for you?Copy !req
433. Did I insult your girlfriends?Copy !req
434. Actually, I don't know.Copy !req
435. We never asked.Copy !req
436. We should.Copy !req
437. Now,Copy !req
438. we have an idea we want to talk to you about.Copy !req
439. You got a minute?Copy !req
440. You guys look like you spent some time at the gym.Copy !req
441. We have to.Copy !req
442. Why?Copy !req
443. We row crew.Copy !req
444. Yeah, I've gotta minute.Copy !req
445. Great.Copy !req
446. Have you ever been inside the PORCILE?Copy !req
447. No.Copy !req
448. We can not take you passed cause your not a member.Copy !req
449. That hurt.Copy !req
450. Sandwich or something?Copy !req
451. Uh... OK.Copy !req
452. Mark, right?Copy !req
453. Yeah.Copy !req
454. Mark, this is Deweiya Narendra, our partner.Copy !req
455. We were really impressed with "Facemash".Copy !req
456. We checked you out. You also built "CourseMatch".Copy !req
457. What is "CourseMatch"?Copy !req
458. You go online and see what courses your freinds are taking.Copy !req
459. Really smartness.Copy !req
460. Mark?Copy !req
461. Yeah?Copy !req
462. We were talking about "CourseMatch".Copy !req
463. Kind of a no-brainer.Copy !req
464. You invented something in high school, right?Copy !req
465. An apply for MP3 player, that recognises your taste in music.Copy !req
466. Anybody try to buy it?Copy !req
467. Microsoft.Copy !req
468. How much?Copy !req
469. For free?Copy !req
470. Yeah.Copy !req
471. Why?Copy !req
472. OK. Well, we have something we have been working on for a while.Copy !req
473. We think it's great. It is called the "Harvard Connection"Copy !req
474. You can create your own page, interests, bios, freinds, pics...Copy !req
475. Then people can go online and see your bio.Copy !req
476. requests...Copy !req
477. Yeah how is that different from "My Space" and "Freindster"?Copy !req
478. And all concepts based on the idea that girls...Copy !req
479. Not a pretty thing, thus...Copy !req
480. Girls want to only go out with guys who go to Harvard.Copy !req
481. Me and my brother don't have trouble putting thing.Copy !req
482. Main different district while we were talking about is Myspcae,Copy !req
483. Friendster any of those other social networking sites.Copy !req
484. It's exclusivity.Copy !req
485. Right.Copy !req
486. Right.Copy !req
487. Yeah we'd love for you to work with us, Mark.Copy !req
488. We need a programmer who is creative.Copy !req
489. And we know who can take the initiative.Copy !req
490. Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa, but you know...Copy !req
491. This could help rehabilitate your image.Copy !req
492. Wow, you would do that for me.Copy !req
493. We'd like to work with you.Copy !req
494. Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google.Copy !req
495. Our second programer is got overwhelmed with school work.Copy !req
496. We would need you to build the site,Copy !req
497. write the code, we will provide...Copy !req
498. I'm in.Copy !req
499. What?Copy !req
500. I'm in.Copy !req
501. Awsome.Copy !req
502. That's what you said?Copy !req
503. It was three or four years ago, I don't know what I said.Copy !req
504. When did you come to Eduardo?Copy !req
505. I don't understand that question.Copy !req
506. You remeber answering in the affirmative?Copy !req
507. The affirmative.Copy !req
508. When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook.Copy !req
509. It was called "The Facebook" then.Copy !req
510. This doesn't need to be that diffucult.Copy !req
511. I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits.Copy !req
512. Did you answer affirmatively?Copy !req
513. When Taylor and Cameron WinklevossCopy !req
514. did in November ask you to build, "Harvard Connection,"Copy !req
515. Did you say yes?Copy !req
516. I said I'd help.Copy !req
517. When did you approach Mr. Savarin with the idea for the Facebook?Copy !req
518. I wouldn't say I approached him.Copy !req
519. Sy?Copy !req
520. You can answer the question.Copy !req
521. At a party at Alpha Epsilon PI.Copy !req
522. What's that?Copy !req
523. Jewish Fraternity.Copy !req
524. It was Caribbean night.Copy !req
525. It's not the guys like me generally attracted to Asian girlsCopy !req
526. but Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me?Copy !req
527. I don't know if an algorithm could find the connection of you and these Asian girls.Copy !req
528. I don't think it's that complicated, they're hot,Copy !req
529. they're smart, they are not Jewish, they can't dance.Copy !req
530. Hey Mark is here!Copy !req
531. Mark!Copy !req
532. I think I've come up with something...Copy !req
533. Hang on, I have to tell you something you're not going to believe.Copy !req
534. Come on.Copy !req
535. I got punched by the Phoenix.Copy !req
536. - Are you kidding? - No.Copy !req
537. It's just the first step before the process.Copy !req
538. They send the invitation on Monday,Copy !req
539. by door tonight.Copy !req
540. That's my first punched party tommorow.Copy !req
541. - You got punched by the Phoenix. - Yeah.Copy !req
542. What did you want to talk to me about.Copy !req
543. - Mark? - Yeah.Copy !req
544. You said you come up with something.Copy !req
545. Yeah I think I've came up with something. Come outside.Copy !req
546. It's 20 degrees outside.Copy !req
547. I can't stair at that thing Niagra Falls,Copy !req
548. it has absolutely nothing to do with the Carribean.Copy !req
549. - People came to "Facemash" to step in, right? - Yeah.Copy !req
550. It wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls,Copy !req
551. you can go anywhere on the internetCopy !req
552. - and see pictures of hot girls. - Yeah.Copy !req
553. Because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.Copy !req
554. People want to go on the internet and check out their friendsCopy !req
555. so why not build a web site that offers them freinds, pictures, profilesCopy !req
556. whatever you can visit browse around,Copy !req
557. maybe someone you just met at a party.Copy !req
558. I'm not talking about a dating site.Copy !req
559. I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college,Copy !req
560. and putting it online.Copy !req
561. Can't feel my legs.Copy !req
562. I know.Copy !req
563. - I'm totally psyched about this, Eduardo. - Yeah.Copy !req
564. "It would be exclusive."Copy !req
565. You would have to know the people on the siteCopy !req
566. to get past your own page, like...Copy !req
567. getting punched.Copy !req
568. That's good.Copy !req
569. It's like "Final Club", except we're the president.Copy !req
570. I told him I thought it sounded great,Copy !req
571. It was a great idea.Copy !req
572. There was nothing to hack,Copy !req
573. people were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information.Copy !req
574. And people would have the abilityCopy !req
575. to invite or not invite their friends to join.Copy !req
576. In a world where social structure was everything?Copy !req
577. That was the thing.Copy !req
578. It was a big project,Copy !req
579. and he was going to have to write tens of thousands lines of code.Copy !req
580. So I was wondering why he was coming to me and not his roommates.Copy !req
581. Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes, they were programmers.Copy !req
582. We're gonna need a little start up cashCopy !req
583. to rent a server to get it online.Copy !req
584. So that was why.Copy !req
585. - Did he offer terms. - Yes.Copy !req
586. We'll split it 70/30.Copy !req
587. 70 for me 30 for you for putting up theCopy !req
588. 1000 dollars and for handling everything on the business end.Copy !req
589. You're CFO.Copy !req
590. And you said...Copy !req
591. I said, "Let's do it".Copy !req
592. OK, did he add anything else?Copy !req
593. Yes.Copy !req
594. It probably wasn't a diversity thing.Copy !req
595. So what.Copy !req
596. Why you think he said that?Copy !req
597. Gretchen, excuse me for interupting, whose discovery is this.Copy !req
598. Sy, if you let me continue with my line of questioning.Copy !req
599. They are suggesting that I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punchedCopy !req
600. by the Phoenix and began a plan to screw him out of a company that I hadn't even invent yet.Copy !req
601. Were you?Copy !req
602. Gretchen!Copy !req
603. Jealous of Eduardo?Copy !req
604. Stop typing we're all...Copy !req
605. I know you've done your homeworkCopy !req
606. and know money is not a big part of my life.Copy !req
607. But at the moment I could buy all Auburn street,Copy !req
608. take the Phoenix club and turn it into my ping-pong room.Copy !req
609. I'll let you know how the party is.Copy !req
610. We recognise that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving FacebookCopy !req
611. and a witness in another.Copy !req
612. Yes, sir.Copy !req
613. At any time in the weeks prior to Mark telling you his idea,Copy !req
614. did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,Copy !req
615. Dedre Revedra or Harvard Connection?Copy !req
616. Yes,Copy !req
617. he said they asked him to work on their site.Copy !req
618. But that he looked at what they hadCopy !req
619. and decided it wasn't worth his time.Copy !req
620. He said even his most pathetic friendsCopy !req
621. knew about getting people interestedCopy !req
622. in the website than these guys.Copy !req
623. These guys means my clients?Copy !req
624. Yes.Copy !req
625. He resented, Mark resented that they...Copy !req
626. your clients thoughtCopy !req
627. that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash.Copy !req
628. Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything with Facemash.Copy !req
629. Hacked into the Harvard computers,Copy !req
630. he blew his nose at the add-board.Copy !req
631. He got a lot of notoriety.Copy !req
632. Facemash did exactly what he wanted to do.Copy !req
633. Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was buliding the'The Facebook"Copy !req
634. he was also communictaing with the plaintiffs?Copy !req
635. Not at the time I wasn't, but...Copy !req
636. It really did not have much to do with the Winklevoss dating site.Copy !req
637. How would you know, you weren't even there.Copy !req
638. Were you aware that while Mr. ZuckerbergCopy !req
639. was building the "The Facebook",Copy !req
640. he was leading the plaintiffsCopy !req
641. to believe he was building the Harvard Connection.Copy !req
642. Conclusion not found in evidence.Copy !req
643. We are about to find the evidence.Copy !req
644. Friendster MyspaceCopy !req
645. From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor Winklevoss, November 30, 2003,Copy !req
646. I read over all the stuff you send me related to Harvard Connection,Copy !req
647. and it seems like it shouldn't take to long to implement,Copy !req
648. so we can talk about itCopy !req
649. after I get all the basic functionality up tommorrow night.Copy !req
650. From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor Winklevoss December 1, 2003.Copy !req
651. Sorry I was unreachable tonight.Copy !req
652. I just got about three of your missed calls,Copy !req
653. I was working on a problem setted for my system collapsed.Copy !req
654. From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor and Cameron Winklevoss December 10, 2003.Copy !req
655. this week has been pretty busyCopy !req
656. This week has been pretty busy, between HARVARD, classes and work."Copy !req
657. So I think its probably best to postpone the meeting.Copy !req
658. I'm also really busy tommorowCopy !req
659. OK anybody else feel like there is somethin up with this guy?Copy !req
660. Tell him OK.Copy !req
661. But we do have to make sure we all meet up before we go off for break.Copy !req
662. I know, I know.Copy !req
663. Yeah watch out.Copy !req
664. Hey Mark...Copy !req
665. I need a dedicated LINUX box running APACHE with—---backendCopy !req
666. Its gonna cost a little more money.Copy !req
667. How much more.Copy !req
668. About 200 hundred moreCopy !req
669. Do we need it.Copy !req
670. Its gotta handle the traffic.Copy !req
671. Do it.Copy !req
672. I already did.Copy !req
673. Hey guess whatCopy !req
674. I made the secound cut.Copy !req
675. That's good.Copy !req
676. You should be proud of that right there,Copy !req
677. don't worry if you don't make it any further.Copy !req
678. I'll get out of here.Copy !req
679. From Mark Zuckerburg to Tyler and Cameron WinklevossCopy !req
680. and Divya NarendraCopy !req
681. Dec 152003Copy !req
682. I have a CS problem set that I am just getting started withCopy !req
683. And it should be about 15 hours of coding so I'll be busy tommorow night.Copy !req
684. I wont really be free to meet until next wednesday afternoon.Copy !req
685. I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.Copy !req
686. I've basically been in the lab this whole time.Copy !req
687. And I also wont be able to do staurdayCopy !req
688. As I have to meet up with my parents.Copy !req
689. As the plaque reads "John Harvard"Copy !req
690. Founder of HARVARD UNIVERSITY in 1638.Copy !req
691. Some call this the statue of 3 lies.Copy !req
692. What are the 3 lies?Copy !req
693. MR. DowdCopy !req
694. 3 lies, first.Copy !req
695. ShitCopy !req
696. Take yor pants off.Copy !req
697. I know.Copy !req
698. AH Mr. SavarinCopy !req
699. 1 - Harvard was founded in 1636.Copy !req
700. Not 1638Copy !req
701. 2 - Hravard was not founded by John Harvard.Copy !req
702. 3 - That is not John Harvard.Copy !req
703. Who is it.Copy !req
704. Freind of the scupture Daniel Chester.Copy !req
705. Keep your jacket on.Copy !req
706. 39 days after Mr. Zucermans initial meeting with my clients.Copy !req
707. And he still has'nt completed work on HARVARD CONNECTION.Copy !req
708. But on Jan 112004Copy !req
709. Mr. Zuckerburg registered theCopy !req
710. domain name the FACEBOOK, by network solutions.Copy !req
711. To the best of your KnowledgeCopy !req
712. had he even begun work on HARVARD CONNECTION.Copy !req
713. Not to my knowledge.Copy !req
714. NoCopy !req
715. Hey Cameron Im still a little sceptical that weCopy !req
716. have enough fuctionality in the site to really draw the attentionCopy !req
717. and to gain the critical mass neccessary to get a site like this to run.Copy !req
718. Will speak soon.Copy !req
719. This is the 1st time he mentioned any problems.Copy !req
720. Yes it was.Copy !req
721. You sent 36 e-mails to Mr. ZuckbergCopy !req
722. And received 16 e-mails in returnCopy !req
723. And this is the 1st time he indicated he was not happy.Copy !req
724. That's correct.Copy !req
725. He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead ...Copy !req
726. Do you see any of your code on Facebook,Copy !req
727. Did I use any of your code?Copy !req
728. You stole our whole godamn idea!Copy !req
729. FellasCopy !req
730. - How's dot com for Harvard dize... - Can I continue with my deposition?Copy !req
731. You know you really don't needCopy !req
732. a forensic team to get to the bottom of thisCopy !req
733. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,Copy !req
734. you invented FACEBOOKCopy !req
735. I cant wait to stand overCopy !req
736. your shoulder and watch you write us a checkCopy !req
737. BullshitCopy !req
738. Let's continueCopy !req
739. February 4, 2004Copy !req
740. Mark?Copy !req
741. Mark?Copy !req
742. There is a girl in your art history class named Stephanie Attis,Copy !req
743. do you happen to know if she has a boyfreindCopy !req
744. Have you ever seen her with anyone?Copy !req
745. and if not, do you happen to know if she's going to go out...Copy !req
746. DustinCopy !req
747. MarkCopy !req
748. We were suppossed to meet at nineCopy !req
749. Slept with in?Copy !req
750. Have to add a featureCopy !req
751. What?Copy !req
752. Shit, it's done it it's really goodCopy !req
753. Clean and simpleCopy !req
754. No disneyland, no Live New Girls.Copy !req
755. Watch.Copy !req
756. What are you writing?Copy !req
757. Realtionship statusCopy !req
758. Interested inCopy !req
759. This is what drives life at collegeCopy !req
760. Are you having sex or are'nt youCopy !req
761. Its like people take certain classes, sit where they sitCopy !req
762. Do what they do ... want to have some center... you knowCopy !req
763. Thats what FACEBOOK is going to be aboutCopy !req
764. They're going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon there is a chanceCopy !req
765. To get laid?Copy !req
766. Meet girl.Copy !req
767. YesCopy !req
768. It's really goodCopy !req
769. And that was it.Copy !req
770. What do you meanЈїCopy !req
771. It's ready.Copy !req
772. It's readyCopy !req
773. YeahCopy !req
774. right nowCopy !req
775. That was itCopy !req
776. Here's the mastheadCopy !req
777. You made a mastheadCopy !req
778. YeahCopy !req
779. "Eduardo Savarin, Co-Founder and C F OCopy !req
780. YeahCopy !req
781. You have no idea what that's going to mean to my father.Copy !req
782. Sure I do.Copy !req
783. Let's go online?Copy !req
784. Right nowCopy !req
785. Get your laptop outCopy !req
786. Why Why do you need my laptopCopy !req
787. You got emails for everybody at the "Phoenix Club"Copy !req
788. I don't knowCopy !req
789. I'm not sure if tis going to be cool that I am doing thisCopy !req
790. SpamCopy !req
791. This is not spamCopy !req
792. No I know it's not spamCopy !req
793. If we send to our friends, its just gonna bounce around us dorks.Copy !req
794. I have'nt got in yetCopy !req
795. These guys know people.Copy !req
796. and I need their e-mailsCopy !req
797. SureCopy !req
798. GoodCopy !req
799. Give me the mailing listCopy !req
800. "Jabberwock12 @ Harvard E-D-U."Copy !req
801. These guys ... They're literary geniusesCopy !req
802. They're obvious Lewis Carroll's references?Copy !req
803. They're not so badCopy !req
804. I'm just sayingCopy !req
805. Yeah your rightCopy !req
806. Sites live.Copy !req
807. Lets go get a drink and celebrate.Copy !req
808. I'm buyingCopy !req
809. Mark?Copy !req
810. Mark?Copy !req
811. Are you praying?Copy !req
812. What ever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin?Copy !req
813. Valentine's Day. They're playing love songsCopy !req
814. Good point.Copy !req
815. Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin Never wrote any love songsCopy !req
816. Honey you should put your laptop awayCopy !req
817. Seven differnt people spamming the same link.Copy !req
818. AKC?Copy !req
819. What is it?Copy !req
820. I don't know.Copy !req
821. But I'm really hoping it's cats that looks like Hitler.Copy !req
822. I could never get enough of thatCopy !req
823. No, it's not.Copy !req
824. Here?Copy !req
825. What?Copy !req
826. Hey what is wrongCopy !req
827. It's fine.Copy !req
828. Not nowCopy !req
829. Need 20 minutesCopy !req
830. OK, I just want to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our websiteCopy !req
831. Mark Zuckerberg he stole our web siteCopy !req
832. It's been live for more then 36 hoursCopy !req
833. Mr. HotchkissCopy !req
834. lawyer, from dadCopy !req
835. Im here with my brother Tylor and business partnerCopy !req
836. Welcome to the "TheFacebook"Copy !req
837. "TheFacebook" is an online directoryCopy !req
838. to connect with different social networksCopy !req
839. Must have an Harvard.EDU adress to registerCopy !req
840. That's right, yes sirCopy !req
841. I called earlier. Im looking for Mark ZuckerbergCopy !req
842. Yes, sir he actually quoted inCopy !req
843. I read it to youCopy !req
844. Everyone is talking a lot about Universal FACEBOOK within HARVARDCopy !req
845. I think it's kind of silly that it wouldCopy !req
846. take the university a couple of years to get around to itCopy !req
847. I can do a classier job then they canCopy !req
848. and I did it.Copy !req
849. - Tell him it's Divya Narendra called. - I don't know. That's how he talked.Copy !req
850. As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg saidCopy !req
851. that over 650 students registered to use the Facebook.Com,Copy !req
852. He said that he anticipated 900 would join by this morningCopy !req
853. Yes, he was just reading thatCopy !req
854. 650 students signed up for it on the 1st dayCopy !req
855. God If I was a drug dealer,Copy !req
856. I could not give free drugs to 650 people in a dayCopy !req
857. This guy doesn't have 3 freinds to rub together to make a fourthCopy !req
858. All right yes thts what well do Mr. HotchkissCopy !req
859. we'll put it all together and well e-mail it to youCopy !req
860. You wont be able to go on the web site yourselfCopy !req
861. Because you don't have a ... Harvard ...Copy !req
862. You know it would just be easier for us to email it to youCopy !req
863. I'm sure You're right, he is a good guyCopy !req
864. And hes very bright and Im sure he didn't mean to...Copy !req
865. What he didCopy !req
866. Well thank you very much and dad...Copy !req
867. I love too.Copy !req
868. This is a good guy?Copy !req
869. We don't know that hes not a good guyCopy !req
870. We know he stole our ideaCopy !req
871. We know he lied to our faces for a month and a halfCopy !req
872. NO. He never lied to our faceCopy !req
873. OK he never saw our faces fine.Copy !req
874. He lied through our e-mail accountsCopy !req
875. And he gave himself a 42 day head startCopy !req
876. Because he knows and apparently you don'tCopy !req
877. Which is that getting there first is everythingCopy !req
878. I'm a competitve racer Dave I don't think youCopy !req
879. need to school me on the importance of getting there firstCopy !req
880. Thank-youCopy !req
881. All rightCopy !req
882. That was your father's lawyer?Copy !req
883. He is our counselCopy !req
884. He is going to look at all this and if heCopy !req
885. thinks its appropriate, hes going to send a cease and desist letterCopy !req
886. Whats that gonna doCopy !req
887. What you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?Copy !req
888. No, I want to hire the SOPRANOS to beat the shit out of him with a hammerCopy !req
889. We don't have to do thatCopy !req
890. Thats rightCopy !req
891. We can do that ourselvesCopy !req
892. I'm 6.5220 and theres 2 of meCopy !req
893. Well whatever Im saying letsCopy !req
894. calm down until we know what were talking aboutCopy !req
895. How much more information are you waiting forCopy !req
896. We met with Mark 3 times, we exchanged 52 e-mailsCopy !req
897. we can prove that he looked at the code what is that on the bottom of the pageCopy !req
898. That's Mark Zuckerberg productionCopy !req
899. On the home page?Copy !req
900. On every page.Copy !req
901. Shit, I need a second to let the ...Copy !req
902. They wrote Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy option would helpCopy !req
903. restore his reputation following student out rage over Facemash.ComCopy !req
904. Exactly what we said to himCopy !req
905. He's giving us the finger in the CrimsonCopy !req
906. While we are waiting for dads lawyer toCopy !req
907. look this stuff over we can get something going in the paperCopy !req
908. NoCopy !req
909. People know that this is in disputeCopy !req
910. We're not starting a knife fight in the CrimsonCopy !req
911. We're not suing anybody.Copy !req
912. Why notCopy !req
913. I don't understand. Why notCopy !req
914. He's gonna say stupidCopy !req
915. Me?Copy !req
916. Say it, why not?Copy !req
917. Because we are gentlemen of HarvardCopy !req
918. This is Harvard, were youCopy !req
919. don't plant stories, and you don't sue peopleCopy !req
920. You thought he was gonna be the only one that thought that was stupid?Copy !req
921. During the time when you say you had this ideaCopy !req
922. Did you know Tylor and Cameron, came for a family of means?Copy !req
923. A Family of means?Copy !req
924. Did you know their father was wealthy?Copy !req
925. I not sure why your asking me thatCopy !req
926. It's not important that you be sure why I am askingCopy !req
927. Not important to youCopy !req
928. Sy.Copy !req
929. Did you know that they came from money?Copy !req
930. I had no idea weather they came from money or notCopy !req
931. In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra,Copy !req
932. you referenced Howard Winklevoss consulting firmCopy !req
933. If you say soCopy !req
934. Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are of hundreds of millionsCopy !req
935. You also knew Tyler and Cameron wereCopy !req
936. members of the Harvard final club called The PorcellianCopy !req
937. You pointed that outCopy !req
938. Excuse us for inviting you inCopy !req
939. To the bike roomCopy !req
940. So its safe to say that you were aware that my clients had moneyCopy !req
941. YesCopy !req
942. Let me tell you why I am asking,Copy !req
943. I'm wondering why if you knew you needed a thousand dollarsCopy !req
944. for an internet venture you didn't ask my clients forCopy !req
945. they had demonstrated an interest in that kind of thing.Copy !req
946. I asked my best friend for theCopy !req
947. money because thats who I wanted to be partners withCopy !req
948. Eduardo was the President of the HarvardCopy !req
949. Investers Association, and he was also my best friendCopy !req
950. Your best friendis suing you for six hundred million dollarsCopy !req
951. I didn't know that tell me moreCopy !req
952. Eduardo, what happened after the initial launch?Copy !req
953. Im Sorry Sy, would you mind adrssing him as Mr. Savarin?Copy !req
954. Gretchen they're best freindsCopy !req
955. Not anymoreCopy !req
956. We already went through this never mind ...Copy !req
957. Mr. Savarin, what happened after the initial launchCopy !req
958. It explodedCopy !req
959. Every body on Campus was using it.Copy !req
960. Facebook me,Copy !req
961. it was a common expression after two weeks.Copy !req
962. And Mark?Copy !req
963. And Mark was the biggest thing on the campus?Copy !req
964. That included 19 Nobel laureatesCopy !req
965. and 15 Pulitzer Prize winners,Copy !req
966. two future Olympians and a movie star.Copy !req
967. Who is the movie star?Copy !req
968. Does it matter?Copy !req
969. No.Copy !req
970. It was a beautiful day, and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.Copy !req
971. He brought that magzine up and he showed it to me,Copy !req
972. and he said,"Look, it's not gonna happen without us."Copy !req
973. We've gotta start now.Copy !req
974. And I said,"OK."Copy !req
975. Let's be basic out there.Copy !req
976. Now most of you may be thinking the rest of the story.Copy !req
977. Believe it or not,Copy !req
978. At the beginning of this industry, we were very humble.Copy !req
979. The kit computer on the cover of that magazine...Copy !req
980. had an 8080 processor in it.Copy !req
981. Once you paid an extra for a 1? memory board,Copy !req
982. you've got 256 Bytes.Copy !req
983. So the challenge when I wrote Basic,Copy !req
984. it wasn't just to run it at 4K bytes,Copy !req
985. but, I always have to leave the room for the usersCopy !req
986. to run the programms, at 4K bytes.Copy !req
987. Your friend, is that Mark Zuckerberg?Copy !req
988. Yeah.Copy !req
989. He made the "Facebook"?Copy !req
990. Yeah.Copy !req
991. I mean, it's both of us. It's our... we're... Yeah. We... yes.Copy !req
992. Cool. I am Christy Lee, this is Alice.Copy !req
993. Very nice to meet you.Copy !req
994. Facebook me when you get home.Copy !req
995. Maybe we can go and grab a drink.Copy !req
996. Yeah. Certainly. Absolutely.Copy !req
997. She said, Facebook me.Copy !req
998. Then the next second is that we can all go out for a drink.Copy !req
999. This is so great.Copy !req
1000. For 2 reasons.Copy !req
1001. First because she said Facebook,Copy !req
1002. and the other,Copy !req
1003. They want to have drinks later.Copy !req
1004. Have you ever heard so manyCopy !req
1005. good things packed into one regular sized sentence.Copy !req
1006. Excuse me, Mark?Copy !req
1007. Yeah.Copy !req
1008. I am Stewart Singer.Copy !req
1009. I'm in your OS class.Copy !req
1010. Sure.Copy !req
1011. Awsome job with the Facebook.Copy !req
1012. Awsome job.Copy !req
1013. Thanks.Copy !req
1014. I'm Bob.Copy !req
1015. How are you doing?Copy !req
1016. You know, I can swear he was looking at you.Copy !req
1017. When he said "The next Bill Gates could be right in this room",Copy !req
1018. I doubt it.Copy !req
1019. I showed up late I didn't even know who the speaker wasCopy !req
1020. It was Bill Gates.Copy !req
1021. Sure, that makes sense.Copy !req
1022. Alright, thanks guys.Copy !req
1023. Are you a moron?Copy !req
1024. Time to monetize the thing.Copy !req
1025. What were their names?Copy !req
1026. You hear what I just said?Copy !req
1027. What?Copy !req
1028. I said it's time to monetize the site.Copy !req
1029. What does that mean?Copy !req
1030. It means, its time for the web site to start generate revenue.Copy !req
1031. I know the word, I am asking how you want to do it.Copy !req
1032. Advertising.Copy !req
1033. No.Copy !req
1034. Well we got 4000 members.Copy !req
1035. Because Facebook is a cool,Copy !req
1036. And if we start selling pop-ups for Mountain Dew...Copy !req
1037. Well I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew,Copy !req
1038. but at some point I am talking as the business end of the company.Copy !req
1039. We don't even know what it is yet.Copy !req
1040. We don't know what it is.Copy !req
1041. We don't know what it can be,Copy !req
1042. We don't know what it will be, we know that it's just cool.Copy !req
1043. that is a priceless assets I'm not giving up.Copy !req
1044. So when will it be finished?Copy !req
1045. It won't be finished.Copy !req
1046. That's the point, the way fashions never finishes.Copy !req
1047. Fashion,Copy !req
1048. fashion is never finished.Copy !req
1049. You're talking about fashion? Really, you...Copy !req
1050. I'm talking about the idea and I'm saying that it's never finished.Copy !req
1051. OK, they manage to make money selling pants.Copy !req
1052. Mark, what is this?Copy !req
1053. A what?Copy !req
1054. This.Copy !req
1055. It's called a Cease and Desist letter.Copy !req
1056. What were their names?Copy !req
1057. Who?Copy !req
1058. The girls.Copy !req
1059. When did you get this?Copy !req
1060. About ten days ago, right after we launched the site.Copy !req
1061. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1062. Hey, the girls,Copy !req
1063. what were their names?Copy !req
1064. They're saying the Winklevoss twins,Copy !req
1065. are saying that you stole their ideas.Copy !req
1066. I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.Copy !req
1067. They find it to be intellectual property theft.Copy !req
1068. Why didn't you show this to me?Copy !req
1069. It was adressed to me.Copy !req
1070. They're saying that we stole theCopy !req
1071. Facebook from David Neandra and the Winklevoss twins.Copy !req
1072. I know what it says.Copy !req
1073. Did we?Copy !req
1074. Did we what?Copy !req
1075. Don't screw around with me now.Copy !req
1076. Look at me.Copy !req
1077. The letter says we could face legal action.Copy !req
1078. No, it says I could face legal action.Copy !req
1079. This is from a lawyer, Mark,Copy !req
1080. they must feel they have some grounds.Copy !req
1081. The lawyer is their father's house counsel.Copy !req
1082. Do they have grounds?Copy !req
1083. The grounds are our thing is cool and popular,Copy !req
1084. and "Harvard Connection" is lame.Copy !req
1085. Eduardo I didn't use any of their code,Copy !req
1086. I promise I didn't use anything.Copy !req
1087. Look, a guy who builds a nice chair,Copy !req
1088. doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair.Copy !req
1089. Look, they came to me with an idea...Copy !req
1090. I had a better one.Copy !req
1091. Why didn't you show me this letter?Copy !req
1092. I didn't think it was a big deal.Copy !req
1093. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
1094. If there's ever anything wrong,Copy !req
1095. you can tell me.Copy !req
1096. I'm the guy that wants to help.Copy !req
1097. This is our thing.Copy !req
1098. Now is there anything that you need to tell me?Copy !req
1099. No.Copy !req
1100. What are we doing about this?Copy !req
1101. I went to 3L Student Legal Services,Copy !req
1102. and they told me to write them back.Copy !req
1103. And what did you say?Copy !req
1104. When we met in January,Copy !req
1105. I expressed my doubts about the site.Copy !req
1106. Where it stood with graphics.Copy !req
1107. How much programming was left that I had not anticipated.Copy !req
1108. Lack of hardware, we had website use and promotion,Copy !req
1109. and the to go on to successfuly launch the web site.Copy !req
1110. This is your first time, you raised any of those concerns, right?Copy !req
1111. I raised concerns before.Copy !req
1112. Bullshit.Copy !req
1113. That's all gentlemen.Copy !req
1114. I'm talking about the meeting in JanuaryCopy !req
1115. to which this letter is refering.Copy !req
1116. Yeah.Copy !req
1117. Let me rephrase this,Copy !req
1118. you sent my client sent 16 e-mails.Copy !req
1119. The first 15, you didn't raise any concerns.Copy !req
1120. Is that a question?Copy !req
1121. In the 16th email you raised concerns about site functionality.Copy !req
1122. Were you leading them on for six weeks?Copy !req
1123. No.Copy !req
1124. Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before ...Copy !req
1125. It's raining.Copy !req
1126. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1127. It just started raining.Copy !req
1128. Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?Copy !req
1129. No.Copy !req
1130. Do you think I deserve it?Copy !req
1131. What?Copy !req
1132. Do you think I deserve your full attention?Copy !req
1133. I had to swear an oath before I began this depositionCopy !req
1134. and I don't want to perjure myself.Copy !req
1135. So I have a legal obligation to say no.Copy !req
1136. OK no.Copy !req
1137. You don't think I deserve your attention.Copy !req
1138. I think if your clients want to sit on my shouldersCopy !req
1139. and call themselves tall, they have a right to.Copy !req
1140. But there is no requirementCopy !req
1141. that I enjoy sitting here, listening to people lie.Copy !req
1142. You have part of my attention, you have the minimum amount.Copy !req
1143. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook.Copy !req
1144. When my colleagues and I were doing things,Copy !req
1145. that no one in this room including and especially your clients,Copy !req
1146. are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.Copy !req
1147. Does that adequately answer your condescending question?Copy !req
1148. I have 12:45, why don't we say that's lunch.Copy !req
1149. Back at two thirty.Copy !req
1150. So, what were their names?Copy !req
1151. Their names were Christy and Alice.Copy !req
1152. And they want to have drinks tonight.Copy !req
1153. I don't care.Copy !req
1154. Hey man sorry, a couple of girls are freshening up in there.Copy !req
1155. Ok.Copy !req
1156. We have groupies.Copy !req
1157. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1158. Where are you going?Copy !req
1159. Erika?Copy !req
1160. Hi.Copy !req
1161. I saw you from over there, I didn't know you came to this pub.Copy !req
1162. First time.Copy !req
1163. Mine too, can I talk to you alone for a second?Copy !req
1164. I think I'm good right here.Copy !req
1165. I just...Copy !req
1166. I love to talk to you alone.Copy !req
1167. If we could talk outside...Copy !req
1168. Right here is fine.Copy !req
1169. I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched?Copy !req
1170. No.Copy !req
1171. The Facebook?Copy !req
1172. You called me bitch on the internet, Mark.Copy !req
1173. That's why I wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
1174. On the internetCopy !req
1175. That is why I came over.Copy !req
1176. Comparing women to farm animals?Copy !req
1177. I didn't end up doing that.Copy !req
1178. Didn't stop you from writing it.Copy !req
1179. It's as if every thoughtCopy !req
1180. that tumbles through your head is so clever,Copy !req
1181. it would be a crime for it not to be shared.Copy !req
1182. The internets not written in pencil, Mark.Copy !req
1183. It's written in ink.Copy !req
1184. And you published that "Erika Albright" is a bitch.Copy !req
1185. Right before you made an ignorant crack about my families name,Copy !req
1186. and bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness.Copy !req
1187. Erika, is there a problem?Copy !req
1188. No, there's no problem.Copy !req
1189. You write your snide bullshit from a dark room,Copy !req
1190. because of what's the angry doing nowadays.Copy !req
1191. I was nice to you.Copy !req
1192. Don't torture me for it.Copy !req
1193. If we could just go somewhere for a minute.Copy !req
1194. I do not want to be rude to my friends.Copy !req
1195. Ok.Copy !req
1196. Good luck with your video games.Copy !req
1197. Yeah, that was great.Copy !req
1198. That was the right thing to do to apologize, right?Copy !req
1199. We have to expand,Copy !req
1200. Tommorow.Copy !req
1201. Is he mad about something?Copy !req
1202. OK, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia.Copy !req
1203. Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me.Copy !req
1204. Chris, you are in charge of publicity and outreach,Copy !req
1205. and you can start by getting us a storyCopy !req
1206. in the B.U. Student Newspaper.Copy !req
1207. The Bridge.Copy !req
1208. They hate doing stories about Harvard.Copy !req
1209. Somebody at the newspaperCopy !req
1210. will be a computer science major, tell himCopy !req
1211. Mark Zuckerberg will do ten hours of free programming.Copy !req
1212. Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper?Copy !req
1213. Because I do.Copy !req
1214. Now here's the arrangement.Copy !req
1215. Eduardo is CFO, owns 30% of the company.Copy !req
1216. Dustin is a vice president and head of programming,Copy !req
1217. and his 5% of the company will come from my end.Copy !req
1218. Chris is director of publicity, and his compensationCopy !req
1219. will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing.Copy !req
1220. Any questions?Copy !req
1221. Who are these girls?Copy !req
1222. Sorry, they are Christy and Alice.Copy !req
1223. Hi.Copy !req
1224. Hi.Copy !req
1225. Hello.Copy !req
1226. Hi.Copy !req
1227. Is there anything we can do?Copy !req
1228. No.Copy !req
1229. Nothing.Copy !req
1230. Yale and Columbia.Copy !req
1231. And Stanford.Copy !req
1232. What?Copy !req
1233. Stanford.Copy !req
1234. It is time for them to see us from Palo Alto.Copy !req
1235. You don't want any lunch?Copy !req
1236. No.Copy !req
1237. You're welcome to some salad.Copy !req
1238. No, thank you.Copy !req
1239. This must be hard.Copy !req
1240. Who are you?Copy !req
1241. I'm Marilyn Delpei,Copy !req
1242. I introduced myself...Copy !req
1243. I mean what do you do?Copy !req
1244. I am a secoud-year associate at the firm.Copy !req
1245. My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition case.Copy !req
1246. What are you doing?Copy !req
1247. Checking to see how its going in Bosnia.Copy !req
1248. Bosnia.Copy !req
1249. Ther don't have roads but they have Facebook?Copy !req
1250. You must really hate the Winklevoss's?Copy !req
1251. I don't hate anybody.Copy !req
1252. The Winklevoss are sueing me for intellectual property theft.Copy !req
1253. They're sueing me because for the first time in their lives,Copy !req
1254. things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them.Copy !req
1255. He is expanding.Copy !req
1256. What?Copy !req
1257. He is expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford,Copy !req
1258. it's gonna be in the Crimson tommorow.Copy !req
1259. Really?Copy !req
1260. Yeah.Copy !req
1261. Well, it looked like the Cease and Desist orderCopy !req
1262. really scared the shit out of him, huh.Copy !req
1263. I want to hire a lawyerCopy !req
1264. to file for injuctive relief, the site taken down now.Copy !req
1265. Every minute the site is up,Copy !req
1266. Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.Copy !req
1267. I want an injuction, I want damages,Copy !req
1268. I want punitive release.Copy !req
1269. I want him dead.Copy !req
1270. Yeah I want those things, too.Copy !req
1271. Then why aren't we doing anything about it.Copy !req
1272. Because we are gentlemen at Harvard?Copy !req
1273. Because you're not thinking about how it's gonna look.Copy !req
1274. How's it gonna look?Copy !req
1275. Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumesCopy !req
1276. chasing the karate kid around a high school gym.Copy !req
1277. Cam.Copy !req
1278. He has violated Massachusets state law.Copy !req
1279. He goes to Connecticut, New York,Copy !req
1280. and to California, he will have violated Federal Law.Copy !req
1281. By the way he's in violation of Harvard law.Copy !req
1282. There's no such thing as Harvard law.Copy !req
1283. Yeah.Copy !req
1284. There is.Copy !req
1285. Harvard student hand book.Copy !req
1286. Every freshman is issued one of these.Copy !req
1287. Some where in this book,Copy !req
1288. it says you can't steal from another student.Copy !req
1289. This is what we need.Copy !req
1290. We're going to Summers.Copy !req
1291. You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers.Copy !req
1292. My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school.Copy !req
1293. We carry a 3.9 GPA in this school.Copy !req
1294. We won trophys for this school,Copy !req
1295. and will be rowing in the Olympics for this school.Copy !req
1296. I want a meeting with the godamn president of this school.Copy !req
1297. Why Stanford?Copy !req
1298. Why do you think...Copy !req
1299. Sorry,Copy !req
1300. I'm late for Bio-Chem.Copy !req
1301. Ok.Copy !req
1302. You don't know my name, do you?Copy !req
1303. Is it Stanford?Copy !req
1304. I should just kick your ass.Copy !req
1305. How do you go to a party?Copy !req
1306. Amelia Ritter.Copy !req
1307. but you prefer AmyCopy !req
1308. You from OlindaCopy !req
1309. Your fathers in commercial real estate and your mothers never sober.Copy !req
1310. What's my major?Copy !req
1311. Trombone.Copy !req
1312. Really.Copy !req
1313. I don't know there's something about a trombone.Copy !req
1314. French.Copy !req
1315. Your major's French.Copy !req
1316. Mine? I don't have one.Copy !req
1317. Not picking a major?Copy !req
1318. I don't go to school.Copy !req
1319. You kiddingCopy !req
1320. No.Copy !req
1321. Where did you go to school?Copy !req
1322. William Taft Elementary.Copy !req
1323. For a little while.Copy !req
1324. Seriously.Copy !req
1325. You're not like 15 years old or anything are you?Copy !req
1326. You're not like 15 are you?Copy !req
1327. No.Copy !req
1328. So what do you do?Copy !req
1329. I am an entrepreneurCopy !req
1330. Your unemployed.Copy !req
1331. I wouldn't say thatCopy !req
1332. What would you sayCopy !req
1333. That I'm an entrepreneur.Copy !req
1334. Well, then what was your entrepreneur?Copy !req
1335. Well I founded an Interent company.Copy !req
1336. that lets folks download and share music for freeCopy !req
1337. Kind of like Napster?Copy !req
1338. Exactly like Napster.Copy !req
1339. What do you mean?Copy !req
1340. I founded Napster.Copy !req
1341. Sean Parker founded Napster.Copy !req
1342. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1343. You're Sean Parker?Copy !req
1344. UH HUH you see the shoes on the other.Copy !req
1345. foot.Copy !req
1346. table.Copy !req
1347. I just slept with Sean Parker?Copy !req
1348. You just slept on Sean Parker?Copy !req
1349. You're a billionaireCopy !req
1350. Not technically.Copy !req
1351. What are you?Copy !req
1352. Broke.Copy !req
1353. There's not a lot of money in free musicCopy !req
1354. and even less if your being sued by anyone whos won a grammy.Copy !req
1355. This is blowing my mind.Copy !req
1356. I appreciate that.Copy !req
1357. I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for classCopy !req
1358. Even though your a french major whose name is Amy.Copy !req
1359. You passed.Copy !req
1360. I'm a hard worker.Copy !req
1361. There's juice there's anything else you can find, help yourselfCopy !req
1362. Mind if I check my e-mailCopy !req
1363. Yeah go aheadCopy !req
1364. Amy AmyCopy !req
1365. - Can you come out here? - Just a second.Copy !req
1366. There's a snake in here, Amy.Copy !req
1367. What? WhereCopy !req
1368. OK there is no snake but I need to ask you something.Copy !req
1369. Are you kidding me I could have been killed.Copy !req
1370. HowCopy !req
1371. By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain.Copy !req
1372. What do you need to ask me?Copy !req
1373. I went to check my e-mailCopy !req
1374. and theres a website open on your computerCopy !req
1375. Yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for a bit.Copy !req
1376. What's that?Copy !req
1377. The Facebook?Copy !req
1378. Stanford'S had it for like 2 weeks nowCopy !req
1379. It's really awsome, freakishly addictive.Copy !req
1380. Seriously I'm on the thing like 5 times a day.Copy !req
1381. Mind if I send myself an e-mailCopy !req
1382. Yeah is everything okayCopy !req
1383. Everything's greatCopy !req
1384. I just need to find you Mark ZuckerbergCopy !req
1385. Ever been in this building beforeCopy !req
1386. This buildings a hundred years older then the country its in.Copy !req
1387. So do be carefulCopy !req
1388. Were sitting in chairs.Copy !req
1389. YesCopy !req
1390. Very goodCopy !req
1391. You can go in nowCopy !req
1392. Catherine, I've got students now,Copy !req
1393. students undergraduatesCopy !req
1394. don't know, from the looks ofCopy !req
1395. it they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers suit.Copy !req
1396. Good morningCopy !req
1397. Good morning, sirCopy !req
1398. I'm Cameron Winklevoss, this is my brother Tyle.Copy !req
1399. Are you here because?Copy !req
1400. I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter.Copy !req
1401. Read the letter.Copy !req
1402. Well, we came up with an ideaCopy !req
1403. for a website called "Harvard Connection"Copy !req
1404. we've since changed the name to CONNECTU.Copy !req
1405. And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea andCopy !req
1406. I understandCopy !req
1407. and I'm asking what you want me to do about it?Copy !req
1408. Well, sirCopy !req
1409. In the HARVARD student handbook which is distributed to each freshmanCopy !req
1410. Under the heading standars of conduct in the HARVARD communityCopy !req
1411. it says the college expects all the students to be honestCopy !req
1412. and forthcoming in their dealings with members in the communityCopy !req
1413. stundents are required to respect public and private ownershipCopy !req
1414. and instances of theft, missappropriation...Copy !req
1415. Anne?Copy !req
1416. Yes sir?Copy !req
1417. Punch me in the face, go ahead.Copy !req
1418. orCopy !req
1419. or unauthorised use will result in disciplinary actionCopy !req
1420. including required withdrawl from the college.Copy !req
1421. You memorised that instead of doing whatCopy !req
1422. What my brother came and I came here to ask you respectfullyCopy !req
1423. Sir its against university rules to steal from other studentsCopy !req
1424. plain and simpleCopy !req
1425. Have you spoken to your housemaster?Copy !req
1426. Yes sir.Copy !req
1427. And the housemaster made a recommendation to the AD BOARD but the AD BOARD wont hear us.Copy !req
1428. Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?Copy !req
1429. Mr. Zuckerburg hasn't been respondingCopy !req
1430. to any of our e-mails and phone calls for the last 2 weeks.Copy !req
1431. he doesn't answer when we knock on his door at KIRKLANDCopy !req
1432. and the closest I've come to dealing with him face to faceCopy !req
1433. when I saw him on the quad and chased him through HARVARD SQUARE.Copy !req
1434. chased him?Copy !req
1435. I I I saw him and I know he saw me,Copy !req
1436. I went after himCopy !req
1437. and he disapeaared.Copy !req
1438. I don't see this as a universty issue.Copy !req
1439. Of course it's a a universty issue.Copy !req
1440. There's a code of ethicsCopy !req
1441. and an honor code and he violated them both.Copy !req
1442. you entered into a code of ethics with the university.Copy !req
1443. not with each other.Copy !req
1444. I'm sorry President Summers.Copy !req
1445. What you just said makes no sense to me at all.Copy !req
1446. I'm devestated by that.Copy !req
1447. What my brother means isCopy !req
1448. Mark Zuckerburg walked into our dorm room and stole our computer.Copy !req
1449. That would be a universty issue.Copy !req
1450. I don't know, this office doesn't handle petty larceny.Copy !req
1451. This isnt petty larceny.Copy !req
1452. This idea is potentialy worth millions of dollars.Copy !req
1453. Millions?Copy !req
1454. Yes.Copy !req
1455. You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you.Copy !req
1456. SirCopy !req
1457. I honestly don't think your in any position to make that callCopy !req
1458. I was the US Treasury Secretary.Copy !req
1459. I'm in some position to make that call.Copy !req
1460. "Letting our imagnations run away with us "Copy !req
1461. Is exactly what we were told to do in your Freshaman address?Copy !req
1462. well then I would suggest that you let your imaginationsCopy !req
1463. run away with you on a new project.Copy !req
1464. You would?Copy !req
1465. everyone at HARVARD is inventing somethingCopy !req
1466. HARVARD undergarduates believe that inventingCopy !req
1467. a job is better then finding a job.Copy !req
1468. So I suggest again thatCopy !req
1469. the 2 of you come up with a new new project.Copy !req
1470. I'm sorry, sir. But thats not the pointCopy !req
1471. PleaseCopy !req
1472. come right at the point.Copy !req
1473. You don't have to be a intellectual property expertCopy !req
1474. to understand the difference between right and wrong.Copy !req
1475. You're saying that I don't?Copy !req
1476. Of course I am not saying that sir.Copy !req
1477. I'm saying that.Copy !req
1478. Really?Copy !req
1479. AnnCopy !req
1480. How did I get this appointment?Copy !req
1481. Colleagues of their fatherCopy !req
1482. Let me tell you something, Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss.Copy !req
1483. Since your on the subject of right and wrongCopy !req
1484. This action, this meetingCopy !req
1485. The 2 of you being here, is wrongCopy !req
1486. It's not worthy of Harvard,Copy !req
1487. it's not what Harvard saw in you.Copy !req
1488. You don't get special treatment.Copy !req
1489. We never asked ...Copy !req
1490. Wai ... Wai.. Start another projectCopy !req
1491. Like were amking a diorama for a science fairCopy !req
1492. If you have a problem with that Mr WinkleVossCopy !req
1493. We never asked for special treatment.Copy !req
1494. The courts allways at your disposal.Copy !req
1495. Is there anything else I can do for you.Copy !req
1496. Ty.Copy !req
1497. Thank you very much for your time.Copy !req
1498. I broke a 335 year old door knob.Copy !req
1499. Eduardo, spring break youCopy !req
1500. and Mr. Zuckerburg took a trip to New York.Copy !req
1501. Yes.Copy !req
1502. What was the purpose of the trip?Copy !req
1503. Well, as CFO I set up some meetings with potential advertisers.Copy !req
1504. Who paid for the trip?Copy !req
1505. It was paid for out of the thousand dollar account I set up a few months earlier.Copy !req
1506. At this point your thousand dollarsCopy !req
1507. was the only money that had been put into the company.Copy !req
1508. Yes.Copy !req
1509. How did you feel the meetings went?Copy !req
1510. Went terribly.Copy !req
1511. Why?Copy !req
1512. Mark was asleep.Copy !req
1513. I was not asleep.Copy !req
1514. Can I repharse my answer?Copy !req
1515. I wish he was asleep.Copy !req
1516. So were at 29 schools now with over 75000 members.Copy !req
1517. People who go on the Facebook tend to stay on longerCopy !req
1518. than almost any other web site.Copy !req
1519. Now heres the most impressive statistc.Copy !req
1520. 91% of the people who try it onceCopy !req
1521. come back. Now if you'll allow meCopy !req
1522. Excuse me one secondCopy !req
1523. What sound is he making, is that like a tick?Copy !req
1524. Was'nt a tickCopy !req
1525. WasCopy !req
1526. Like throttle sound.Copy !req
1527. Almost a gag reflexCopy !req
1528. What is this ...Copy !req
1529. There was 1 more meeting scheduled for the New York.Copy !req
1530. Yes, it was a dinner.Copy !req
1531. It was set up through my girlfriend at the time.Copy !req
1532. Would you say that Mark was excited about this meetingЈїCopy !req
1533. Yes.Copy !req
1534. Very.Copy !req
1535. Their not gonna card us here rightCopy !req
1536. Look aroundCopy !req
1537. Don't be embarrassedЎЈCopy !req
1538. Tell him their not gonna card us.Copy !req
1539. Their not gonna card us.Copy !req
1540. MarkCopy !req
1541. Are you gonna talk about adds again.Copy !req
1542. Unless your the BALLET THEATRE of HARTFORD,Copy !req
1543. the purpose of business is to make a profit.Copy !req
1544. It isn't a business yet.Copy !req
1545. That's... that's tough for me, Its my job.Copy !req
1546. Never mindCopy !req
1547. 25 minutes late.Copy !req
1548. He started Napster, when he was 19.Copy !req
1549. He can be late.Copy !req
1550. He is not a God.Copy !req
1551. What is he?Copy !req
1552. He's 25 minutes late.Copy !req
1553. I think you're not jealousCopy !req
1554. I honestly wasn't jealous.Copy !req
1555. I was nervous.Copy !req
1556. Why?Copy !req
1557. I didn't know him at all.Copy !req
1558. But I had done a search and asked around and heCopy !req
1559. He struck me as a kind of an...Copy !req
1560. Wildcard.Copy !req
1561. Why?Copy !req
1562. He crashed out of 2 pretty big Internet companiesCopy !req
1563. in spectacular fashion and hes got a reputation with drugs.Copy !req
1564. He also founded the companies.Copy !req
1565. We don't need him.Copy !req
1566. He's here.Copy !req
1567. I'm Sean Parker.Copy !req
1568. How do you do.Copy !req
1569. You must be Eduardo.Copy !req
1570. and Christy, and Mark.Copy !req
1571. Great to meet you.Copy !req
1572. You guys don't have anything in front of you.Copy !req
1573. No.Copy !req
1574. ToriCopy !req
1575. Hee, baby boy.Copy !req
1576. Could you bring out somethings.Copy !req
1577. The laquered pork with that ginger confitCopy !req
1578. Tuna tartar, and the lobster claws, that'll get us started.Copy !req
1579. ChristyCopy !req
1580. What do you like to drink?Copy !req
1581. An Appletini.Copy !req
1582. Great.Copy !req
1583. 4 of those.Copy !req
1584. From that point on it was a show of Sean.Copy !req
1585. The question was what did you talk about.Copy !req
1586. He took through his episode with NAPSTER.Copy !req
1587. I didn't want to spend my 20's as a professinal defender.Copy !req
1588. Who knew that in the begining of 2003—Copy !req
1589. They tried to sell the company to pay the 35 millionCopy !req
1590. they said we owed in royaltiesCopy !req
1591. but I guess to them that was a little likeCopy !req
1592. Selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas.Copy !req
1593. So we said screw itCopy !req
1594. and declared bankruptcy.Copy !req
1595. You made a name for yourself.Copy !req
1596. And you are dry.Copy !req
1597. ToryCopy !req
1598. And then he went on to his secound business ventureCopy !req
1599. which was an online rolodexCopy !req
1600. that he got thrown out of by his equityCopy !req
1601. And I wanted to do it nicely, I put on a tieCopy !req
1602. and shined my shoes, but nobody wanted to take orders from a kid.Copy !req
1603. So let me tell you whatCopy !req
1604. what happened through a 20 year oldCopy !req
1605. to the top of that dot-com.Copy !req
1606. I'm not a psychiatrist, but...Copy !req
1607. We got that on the record.Copy !req
1608. You're not a psychiatrist, but what?Copy !req
1609. A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid.Copy !req
1610. They hired private detectives who followed you day and night.Copy !req
1611. You were target for high priced escorts.Copy !req
1612. I can't prove it but I know they tapped my phone,Copy !req
1613. so whatever it is I'm gonna trip you up. You've done already.Copy !req
1614. Private behaviour is a relic of a time gone by,Copy !req
1615. and somehow, someway you'veCopy !req
1616. managed to live your life like the DALI LAMACopy !req
1617. though make shit up becauseCopy !req
1618. they don't want you, they want your idea,Copy !req
1619. and they want you to say thank you while youCopy !req
1620. "excuse me",Copy !req
1621. wipe your chin and walk away.Copy !req
1622. That's what happened to you?Copy !req
1623. And delusional.Copy !req
1624. Yes.Copy !req
1625. But there'll be payback in case.Copy !req
1626. I brought downCopy !req
1627. the record companies with NapsterCopy !req
1628. and cases of their suffer seems too...Copy !req
1629. Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies,Copy !req
1630. They won.Copy !req
1631. In court.Copy !req
1632. You want to buyCopy !req
1633. a Tower record, Eduardo?Copy !req
1634. And he told story after story aboutCopy !req
1635. life in silicon valley, parties at Stanford,Copy !req
1636. down in LA, freinds who become millionaires,Copy !req
1637. but mostly how Mark had to, he had to come to California...Copy !req
1638. and then he cut around to Facebook.Copy !req
1639. So tell me about your progress.Copy !req
1640. Well, we're in 29 schools now,Copy !req
1641. we got over 75000 members.Copy !req
1642. Tell me about the strategy you're using.Copy !req
1643. - Ok. - For intance we wanted Baylor in Texas,Copy !req
1644. but Baylor already had a social network on campus soCopy !req
1645. instead of going right after them,Copy !req
1646. we made a list of every school within a hundred miles.Copy !req
1647. Put the Facebook on those campuses first.Copy !req
1648. Pretty soon all the Baylor kidsCopy !req
1649. were seeing their freindsCopy !req
1650. on our site and we were in.Copy !req
1651. It's called the little big horn, it's smart, Mark.Copy !req
1652. Thanks. That was mine.Copy !req
1653. - Easy. - Hey, you know what settle an arguement for us.Copy !req
1654. I say it's time to startCopy !req
1655. making money through the Facebook,Copy !req
1656. Mark doesn't want to advertise.Copy !req
1657. Who's right?Copy !req
1658. Neither of you yet.Copy !req
1659. The Facebook is cool. That's what's that going for.Copy !req
1660. You don't want to ruin it with ads, because ads aren't cool.Copy !req
1661. Exactly.Copy !req
1662. It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus,Copy !req
1663. and someone saying it's gotta be over by 11.Copy !req
1664. That's exactly.Copy !req
1665. You don't even know what the thing is yet...Copy !req
1666. That's exactly.Copy !req
1667. how big it can get, how far it can go.Copy !req
1668. This is no time to put your chips downCopy !req
1669. A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool?Copy !req
1670. You?Copy !req
1671. A Billion dollars.Copy !req
1672. It shut everybody up.Copy !req
1673. and that's what you're headed,Copy !req
1674. a billion dollar evaluation.Copy !req
1675. Unless you take bad advice in which case you mightCopy !req
1676. as well have come up with a chain of very succesful yogurt shops.Copy !req
1677. When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish,Copy !req
1678. or you can catch a big fish.Copy !req
1679. You ever walk into a guy's tendency ofCopy !req
1680. a picture of him standing next to 14 trout?Copy !req
1681. No, he likes a 3000 pound marlin.Copy !req
1682. That's a good analogy.Copy !req
1683. OK. We all know thatCopy !req
1684. marlins don't really weigh 3000 pounds, right?Copy !req
1685. Have you seen the big ones up close?Copy !req
1686. No I haven't, but I don't thinkCopy !req
1687. the guy holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover,Copy !req
1688. that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy.Copy !req
1689. I think you might be getting away from the point.Copy !req
1690. I don't have a dog in this fight,Copy !req
1691. I'm just a fan and came to say hi.Copy !req
1692. He owned Mark after that dinner.Copy !req
1693. He picked up the check andCopy !req
1694. he told Mark that they would talk together soon,Copy !req
1695. and he was gone, but not beforeCopy !req
1696. he made his biggest contribution to the company.Copy !req
1697. Drop the "The",Copy !req
1698. just "Facebook". That's cool.Copy !req
1699. Shit.Copy !req
1700. That's gotta be some kind of land-speed record for talking.Copy !req
1701. You want to end the party at 11.Copy !req
1702. I'm trying to pay for the party.Copy !req
1703. There won't be a party,Copy !req
1704. unless it's cool.Copy !req
1705. What do you think?Copy !req
1706. Yeah, sure. Let's drop the "The".Copy !req
1707. I meant catching the marlinCopy !req
1708. instead of 14 trout.Copy !req
1709. Doesn't that sound good?Copy !req
1710. If you're a trout.Copy !req
1711. I'm going to enter this into the record: incorporation papersCopy !req
1712. for Facebook and the analysis registered in Florida.Copy !req
1713. Why Florida?Copy !req
1714. That's where my familiy lives.Copy !req
1715. And ask the respondents to stipulate thatCopy !req
1716. the articles of incorporation state the ownership as follows:Copy !req
1717. 65% for Mark Zuckerberg, 30%Copy !req
1718. for Edurdo SeverinCopy !req
1719. and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz.Copy !req
1720. I'll stipulate.Copy !req
1721. And that was April 13th, 2004.Copy !req
1722. You can mark it.Copy !req
1723. Do you have anything here?Copy !req
1724. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
1725. Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anythingCopy !req
1726. that might be considered as legitimate groundsCopy !req
1727. - for termination? - No.Copy !req
1728. You never did anything toCopy !req
1729. embarass the company or even seriously jeopardise it?Copy !req
1730. - No. - No?Copy !req
1731. - No. - You were accused of animal cruelty.Copy !req
1732. - Wait. - You weren't?Copy !req
1733. This is not happenning.Copy !req
1734. Well, I have here an article from the Crimson.Copy !req
1735. Jesus christ.Copy !req
1736. I can't have this, Eduardo.Copy !req
1737. Oh, come on man, this is bull shit.Copy !req
1738. This is another club playing a prank.Copy !req
1739. I'd gotten into the Phoenix,Copy !req
1740. and been accepted as part of my initiation I had to for oneCopy !req
1741. week carry with me at all times, and take care of a chicken.Copy !req
1742. They identified you as oneCopy !req
1743. of the founders of Facebook,Copy !req
1744. Jr Eduardo Severin?Copy !req
1745. I'm not the expert but beingCopy !req
1746. acted like torturing animals was probably bad for business.Copy !req
1747. I did not torture the chicken,I don't torture chickens.Copy !req
1748. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1749. No, and settle down please.Copy !req
1750. I have here an article from the Crimson.Copy !req
1751. This is scathing.Copy !req
1752. 956.Copy !req
1753. I was having dinner at the Kirkland dining hall, with Mark andCopy !req
1754. I had the chicken with me, because I had to have the chicken with me at all times.Copy !req
1755. This was college.Copy !req
1756. Somebody is going to have to answer for this.Copy !req
1757. 969.Copy !req
1758. The dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,Copy !req
1759. so... and I had to feed my chicken,Copy !req
1760. so wha..I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken.Copy !req
1761. Someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew,Copy !req
1762. I was being accused of forced cannibalism.Copy !req
1763. I didn't know.Copy !req
1764. You couldn't do that.Copy !req
1765. I dealt with various animal rights groups.Copy !req
1766. I dealt with the associate dean of the college.Copy !req
1767. This was all resolved.Copy !req
1768. 988.Copy !req
1769. Someone from the Porc or the FlyCopy !req
1770. must have reported it,Copy !req
1771. for all I know it was the WinkleVosses.Copy !req
1772. Alright. Let's just forget about it.Copy !req
1773. This is absurd.Copy !req
1774. I'm being accused of animal cruelty,Copy !req
1775. it's better to be accused of necrophilia.Copy !req
1776. It is better to be accused of necrophelia.Copy !req
1777. I'm gonna have to explain this to my father,Copy !req
1778. I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody.Copy !req
1779. What is happenning on that?Copy !req
1780. I have my final coming up for "PostCopy !req
1781. War and Contemporary Art", and I haven't been to class.Copy !req
1782. I'm supposed to write about those 4 paintings.Copy !req
1783. That's a Facebook page.Copy !req
1784. I put it under an aliasCopy !req
1785. I posted the paintings and asked people to comment.Copy !req
1786. Every once in a while I hop and stir the pot to get a good debate going.Copy !req
1787. Was Mr. ZuckerbergCopy !req
1788. cheating on his final exam?Copy !req
1789. I'd rather not answer that question.Copy !req
1790. And why not?Copy !req
1791. 'Cause I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam.Copy !req
1792. That's not what freinds do.Copy !req
1793. Well, you just told us he was cheating.Copy !req
1794. You told your lawyers I was torturing animals?Copy !req
1795. No, he didn't tell us about it at all.Copy !req
1796. Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article.Copy !req
1797. In fact, when we raised the subject what maybe defended you.Copy !req
1798. 993. We are so close.Copy !req
1799. Oh, yeah, that reminds me...Copy !req
1800. we're gonna need more money, Eduardo.Copy !req
1801. Yeah, I aggree. More servers, more apps.Copy !req
1802. I'm interviewing two interns to come toCopy !req
1803. Palo Alto and we are going to have to pay them something.Copy !req
1804. Sorry, what?Copy !req
1805. I've already found a house for rent on a streetCopy !req
1806. two blocks from the Stanford Campus. It's perfect and it's got a pool.Copy !req
1807. When did you decide to go to Califrnia for the summer?Copy !req
1808. You mean when did I actually decide?Copy !req
1809. Somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker variety hour?Copy !req
1810. He was right. California is the place we gotta be.Copy !req
1811. What? You're Jed Clampett?Copy !req
1812. You got the Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil?Copy !req
1813. Shows in Brazil. Jesus.Copy !req
1814. What is your problem with Sean?Copy !req
1815. He doesn't bring anything to the table,Copy !req
1816. doesn't have money, Dustin's a better programmer.Copy !req
1817. He's got connections to VCs.Copy !req
1818. To VCs?Copy !req
1819. If we need advertisers, I have connections to VCs.Copy !req
1820. He's a real player.Copy !req
1821. And as someone who's just really embarrased the company in a bad way.Copy !req
1822. It was theCopy !req
1823. WinkleVosses, Mark.Copy !req
1824. Hang on.Copy !req
1825. Here we refresh.Copy !req
1826. 150,004.Copy !req
1827. 150,000 members, Eduardo.Copy !req
1828. - Congratulations. - Congratulations.Copy !req
1829. You don't think it was strangeCopy !req
1830. that he was followed by private detectives?Copy !req
1831. Who came up with nothing?Copy !req
1832. Enough to get him out of the company,Copy !req
1833. the drugs the girls?Copy !req
1834. We don't know if any of that is true.Copy !req
1835. We can read about it.Copy !req
1836. I can read about you torturing birds,Copy !req
1837. since we're reading about something...Copy !req
1838. Eat no fish! Eat no fish?Copy !req
1839. The marlins and the trout.Copy !req
1840. What's he talking about?Copy !req
1841. I'm interviewing interns at 10 tommorowCopy !req
1842. night in the CS lab. Get on board with these men, you know.Copy !req
1843. I don't really know what else to say.Copy !req
1844. Eduardo!Copy !req
1845. What's going on?Copy !req
1846. They have 10 minutes toCopy !req
1847. get root access to a python web server,Copy !req
1848. expose its SSL encryption, and then intercept all traffic over its secure port.Copy !req
1849. They are hacking.Copy !req
1850. Yes. All behind a PIX Firewall Emulator,Copy !req
1851. but here is the beauty.Copy !req
1852. You know I didn't understand anything you just said, right?Copy !req
1853. I do know that.Copy !req
1854. So what's the beauty?Copy !req
1855. Every 10th line of code written they have to take a shot,Copy !req
1856. and hacking supposed to be stealth, so anytime theCopy !req
1857. server detects an intrusion, the candidate responsible has to take a shot.Copy !req
1858. I also have a program running that hasCopy !req
1859. a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all 5 computers.Copy !req
1860. The last candidate to hit the window has to take a shot.Copy !req
1861. Plus every 3 minutes they all have to take a shot.Copy !req
1862. Three minutes!Copy !req
1863. Can I ask what part of theCopy !req
1864. interns' job will they need to be able to do drunk?Copy !req
1865. You're right. A more relavant test wouldCopy !req
1866. be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week.Copy !req
1867. That was mean.Copy !req
1868. Here.Copy !req
1869. What is this?Copy !req
1870. I opened a new acount and put 18000 dollars in it.Copy !req
1871. Will that get you through the summer?Copy !req
1872. Welcome to Facebook.Copy !req
1873. - 18000 dollars? - Yes.Copy !req
1874. - In addition to the 1000 dollars you already put up. - Yes.Copy !req
1875. A total of 19,000 dollars now.Copy !req
1876. Yes.Copy !req
1877. Hang on. Just checking your math on that.Copy !req
1878. Yes.Copy !req
1879. I got the same thing.Copy !req
1880. May I continue?Copy !req
1881. After expressing missgivings about Mr.Copy !req
1882. Zuckerburg taking the company and moving it to CaliforniaCopy !req
1883. for the summer, why did youCopy !req
1884. put 18000 dollars in the account for his use?Copy !req
1885. I figured we were partners.Copy !req
1886. I wanted to be a team player.Copy !req
1887. I figured Mark, DustinCopy !req
1888. and the new interns couldCopy !req
1889. work on the site while I was generating advertiser interest in New York.Copy !req
1890. But mostly I figured,Copy !req
1891. how much could possibly go wrong in 3 months?Copy !req
1892. - I didn't die. - I know.Copy !req
1893. - I made it. - You did.Copy !req
1894. OK. Ready?Copy !req
1895. Davo's like an egg.Copy !req
1896. That was like a tooth.Copy !req
1897. He's better than that.Copy !req
1898. I'm ok.Copy !req
1899. - You're sure? - Nice.Copy !req
1900. That's the doorbell.Copy !req
1901. I didn't know we had a doorbell.Copy !req
1902. Andrew, get the door.Copy !req
1903. No, he's wired in.Copy !req
1904. That's gonna cut into the security deposit.Copy !req
1905. - Andrew. - I'm knocked down. - Good boy.Copy !req
1906. - Sean? - Mark.Copy !req
1907. Do you live here?Copy !req
1908. We live right across the street, we saw the chimney...Copy !req
1909. Is anbody hurt?Copy !req
1910. You look...Copy !req
1911. We live across the street.Copy !req
1912. I'm Sharon.Copy !req
1913. This is my... Sharon.Copy !req
1914. She lives across the street.Copy !req
1915. I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney...Copy !req
1916. Yeah. We had a little accident by the pool.Copy !req
1917. You came to California.Copy !req
1918. You made the right choice.Copy !req
1919. - There you go. - Sharon.Copy !req
1920. - I'm so sorry. - No problem.Copy !req
1921. - I didn't know you are gonna... - There you go.Copy !req
1922. No, wait!Copy !req
1923. This house and this team are great exactly what it should be.Copy !req
1924. I'm Sean Parker.Copy !req
1925. Oh, he's wired in.Copy !req
1926. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1927. Where's Eduardo?Copy !req
1928. He got an internship in New York.Copy !req
1929. Eduardo didn't come out?Copy !req
1930. I was crashing there for a little bit while I am taking care of somethings.Copy !req
1931. But she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents palce.Copy !req
1932. The homeless rock star at Palo Alto.Copy !req
1933. Alright.Copy !req
1934. What's your plan for the summer?Copy !req
1935. Im sorry I was looking at the architecture.Copy !req
1936. I asked what your plans were.Copy !req
1937. Honour school till the end of the summer.Copy !req
1938. - We are going to the washroom. - OK.Copy !req
1939. Your date looks so familiar to me.Copy !req
1940. She looks familiar to a lot of people.Copy !req
1941. What do you mean?Copy !req
1942. My statment is that Roy RaymondCopy !req
1943. wants to buy his wife some lingerie.Copy !req
1944. But he's to embarased to shopCopy !req
1945. for it in a department store,Copy !req
1946. comes up with an idea for a high end placeCopy !req
1947. that doesn't make you feel like a pervert.Copy !req
1948. He gets a 40.000 dolar bank,Copy !req
1949. loan borrows another 40.00 thosand from his in-laws.Copy !req
1950. Opens a store and calls it Victoria Secret.Copy !req
1951. Makes half million dollars the first year.Copy !req
1952. So the guy catalogued 3 more stores and after 5 years,Copy !req
1953. he sells the companyCopy !req
1954. to Leslie Wester Unlimited for 4 million dollars.Copy !req
1955. Happy ending right.Copy !req
1956. Besides, 2 years later,Copy !req
1957. the company is worth 500 million dollars.Copy !req
1958. And Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.Copy !req
1959. The poor guy just want to buy back wife that he has.Copy !req
1960. Was that a parable?Copy !req
1961. I date Victoria Secret models.Copy !req
1962. That's why she looks familiar to you.Copy !req
1963. Don't be impressed by all this. I read your BlogCopy !req
1964. Oh, you know that was for white prettyCopy !req
1965. You know why I started Napster?Copy !req
1966. The girl loved in high schoolCopy !req
1967. was with the co-captain of the varsity lacross team.Copy !req
1968. And I wanted to take her from him.Copy !req
1969. So I decided to come up with the next big thing.Copy !req
1970. I didn't know that.Copy !req
1971. Napster wasn't a failure.Copy !req
1972. I changed the music industry for better and for allways.Copy !req
1973. It may not have been good business.Copy !req
1974. And it pissed a lot of people off.Copy !req
1975. And isn't that what your Facemash was about?Copy !req
1976. Their sacred of me pal.Copy !req
1977. And their gonna be sacred of you.Copy !req
1978. And the business wanna say, good idea kid.Copy !req
1979. Grown-ups are gonna take it from here.Copy !req
1980. But not this time. This is our time.Copy !req
1981. This time you goona hand over a business cardCopy !req
1982. that says Im CEO, bitch.Copy !req
1983. That's what I want from you.Copy !req
1984. So were the hell is Eduardo?Copy !req
1985. He's in New York.Copy !req
1986. Sucking up to Ad Execs.Copy !req
1987. He's got a internship.Copy !req
1988. The companies here, a billion dollar companies here.Copy !req
1989. - Do you ever read Facebook. - Yes.Copy !req
1990. I know you do.Copy !req
1991. Eduardo wants to be a business manager.Copy !req
1992. And for all I know he'll be a good one,Copy !req
1993. but he shoud'nt be in New YorkCopy !req
1994. kissing Madison Avenues ass.Copy !req
1995. This is a once in a generation holy shit idea.Copy !req
1996. And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold.Copy !req
1997. Look at my faceCopy !req
1998. and tell me I don't know what Im talking about.Copy !req
1999. You ever think about that girl?Copy !req
2000. What girl?Copy !req
2001. The the girl from high schoolCopy !req
2002. who was with the Lacross thing.Copy !req
2003. No.Copy !req
2004. Did any of your guys talk about that MS?Copy !req
2005. - All you got is till the end of the summer? - Yeah.Copy !req
2006. Tell you what, just think with your feet,Copy !req
2007. When you get into honour school,Copy !req
2008. I'll put you on 2 continents.Copy !req
2009. 2 continents.Copy !req
2010. You don't have a place to crashCopy !req
2011. I think you shouls definitely come live with us.Copy !req
2012. Let's line up some shots.Copy !req
2013. Excuse me.Copy !req
2014. You can take this away and bring back the 1922.Copy !req
2015. Absoloutely Mr. Parker.Copy !req
2016. TylerCopy !req
2017. Thank you.Copy !req
2018. Oh and this is my brother Cameron?Copy !req
2019. His Royal highness Prince Albert.Copy !req
2020. Your highness this is Taylor and Cameron WinkleVoss.Copy !req
2021. Of course brilliant race.Copy !req
2022. - I've never seen a race that close. - Yes, sure.Copy !req
2023. My grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the premiere rowers.Copy !req
2024. I've been coming to HENLEY for 30 years.Copy !req
2025. And I've never seen a race that close.Copy !req
2026. Have you have you seen a race that close?Copy !req
2027. Mile and a half racesCopy !req
2028. are more commonly won by a boat length or two.Copy !req
2029. Yes, that's absloutely right.Copy !req
2030. Brutally close.Copy !req
2031. May I introduce my teamate...Copy !req
2032. I'm sorry. You have to excuse us.Copy !req
2033. We flew all the way out here to do that?Copy !req
2034. Would'nt of missed it, brother.Copy !req
2035. Hows the royalty?Copy !req
2036. Ah, he just wanted to tell me a couple of timesCopy !req
2037. how close the race was.Copy !req
2038. Just brutally, brutally excruciating.Copy !req
2039. Cam, the guys the prince of a countryCopy !req
2040. the size of Nantucket. Relax, fine.Copy !req
2041. Boys.Copy !req
2042. Mr. WinkleVoss.Copy !req
2043. That was a tough beat.Copy !req
2044. Im sorry dad you and Mom had to fly all this wayCopy !req
2045. to see this.Copy !req
2046. No, son.Copy !req
2047. Don't apologise to me for loosing a race like that.Copy !req
2048. I'd never apologise to anyoneCopy !req
2049. for loosing a race like that.Copy !req
2050. Boys.Copy !req
2051. Mister Kenright.Copy !req
2052. Dad this Mister Kenright,Copy !req
2053. part of our host family this weekCopy !req
2054. - Pleasuer to meet you. - Pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
2055. I had a chat with my daughter.Copy !req
2056. She told me that she and her freindsCopy !req
2057. allready talking about the raceCopy !req
2058. which they've just seen via their computers.Copy !req
2059. A new website called Facebook,Copy !req
2060. Do you have this in America?Copy !req
2061. I'm gonna find your mother.Copy !req
2062. Did I say something wrong?Copy !req
2063. Your daughter does'nt go to school in the States?Copy !req
2064. No. No. Cambridge. Majoring in french literature.Copy !req
2065. Though I was'nt aware there was such a thing.Copy !req
2066. They have Facebook at Cambridge?Copy !req
2067. And apparently Oxford and the London School of EconomicsCopy !req
2068. for the present.Copy !req
2069. Disaster.Copy !req
2070. Good race boys, live to fight another day.Copy !req
2071. Somebody watch my stuff.Copy !req
2072. Someone I want to see it -stop itCopy !req
2073. Stop, Cam.Copy !req
2074. Knock it off.Copy !req
2075. I don't mind that weCopy !req
2076. lost to the Dutch by less then a secound.Copy !req
2077. That was a good race.Copy !req
2078. And that was a fair race, that was good race.Copy !req
2079. what I mind and you should mindCopy !req
2080. showing up on Monday for a race that was run on SundayCopy !req
2081. We tried talking to him ourselves,Copy !req
2082. we tried writing a letter,Copy !req
2083. we'd tried the add board,Copy !req
2084. and we tried talking to the president of the university.Copy !req
2085. Now I am asking you for the last time.Copy !req
2086. Let's take the considerable resources at our disposal.Copy !req
2087. And sew him in Federal court.Copy !req
2088. Come on.Copy !req
2089. I need a real drink.Copy !req
2090. Screw it.Copy !req
2091. Let's gut the friggin nerd.Copy !req
2092. Check it out, I saw him today.Copy !req
2093. Manningham, Mitchel Manningham.Copy !req
2094. Are you guys the Wallhacks or Aimbots?Copy !req
2095. We don't know were just shooting at each other.Copy !req
2096. Use the kamikaze.Copy !req
2097. Like we know what that is.Copy !req
2098. I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera,Copy !req
2099. and he saw me too.Copy !req
2100. I know he did.Copy !req
2101. Don't. Don't sweety. I want to go on-line.Copy !req
2102. Does any of you get banging?Copy !req
2103. You can't hear anything your writing code.Copy !req
2104. Hey, somebody's at the door.Copy !req
2105. It's not...Copy !req
2106. I'm gonnna call you back.Copy !req
2107. What's up?Copy !req
2108. What's up?Copy !req
2109. Mark was supposed to pick me upCopy !req
2110. at the airport an hour ago,Copy !req
2111. I've been calling his cell.Copy !req
2112. He was on a 36 hour coding tear,Copy !req
2113. so he took a nap for a few hours.Copy !req
2114. What happened here?Copy !req
2115. Not happened, happening.Copy !req
2116. Next big thing.Copy !req
2117. Eduardo.Copy !req
2118. - Hey man. - Back to work.Copy !req
2119. Sorry about it, its the more wasted I get.Copy !req
2120. I meant the more...Copy !req
2121. We understand.Copy !req
2122. How old are they, Sean?Copy !req
2123. It's not polite to ask.Copy !req
2124. Sean, how old are they?Copy !req
2125. You think you know me, right?Copy !req
2126. I've read enough.Copy !req
2127. You know how much I've read about you?Copy !req
2128. - Eduardo. -Hey, man.Copy !req
2129. I waited an hour for you from the airport.Copy !req
2130. What time is it?Copy !req
2131. Midnight, it was 3am in New York where I just came from.Copy !req
2132. You got to see some of the new stuff we got.Copy !req
2133. Dustin show him the wall.Copy !req
2134. I'm just calling it the wall.Copy !req
2135. Forget about the wall,Copy !req
2136. tell him about the meeting I got setup.Copy !req
2137. You know Peter Thiel?Copy !req
2138. NopeCopy !req
2139. No reason you should.Copy !req
2140. He runs funded a 2 billion dollar hedge fundCopy !req
2141. called Clarium Capital.Copy !req
2142. Why's he setting up meetings for you?Copy !req
2143. Thiel may want to make an angel investment.Copy !req
2144. I don't care if hes an actual angel.Copy !req
2145. Why is he setting up business meetings?Copy !req
2146. You've had a long flight.Copy !req
2147. No. I had a long wait at Tarmac at JFK,Copy !req
2148. then a long wait at theCopy !req
2149. passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO,Copy !req
2150. and in between there was a long flight.Copy !req
2151. I'm the business end of this company.Copy !req
2152. And he is a house guest living here rent freeCopy !req
2153. with a very generous grantCopy !req
2154. from the Eduardo Severin Foundation.Copy !req
2155. I heard about your big ticketCopy !req
2156. add buys "Jerry's Tuxedos"Copy !req
2157. Hey man.Copy !req
2158. The Harvard Bartending Course course.Copy !req
2159. Your just one small step awayCopy !req
2160. from bagging Snookies Cookies.Copy !req
2161. Can I talk to you alone for a minute?Copy !req
2162. Sure.Copy !req
2163. Bong hit.Copy !req
2164. I'm so high.Copy !req
2165. Hows it going, Hows the internship, Hows Christy?Copy !req
2166. Hows the internship?Copy !req
2167. Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship.Copy !req
2168. We talked abou this on the phone,Copy !req
2169. I quit on my first day.Copy !req
2170. I do rememebr you saying that.Copy !req
2171. Sounds real.Copy !req
2172. Christy's crazy.Copy !req
2173. Is that fun?Copy !req
2174. No.Copy !req
2175. Psychotic, she's insanely jealous, she's irrational.Copy !req
2176. And I'm frightened of her.Copy !req
2177. Still it's nice you have a girlfreind.Copy !req
2178. I do not want that guy.Copy !req
2179. Representing himself as part of this company.Copy !req
2180. You got move out here, EduardoCopy !req
2181. this is where it all happening.Copy !req
2182. Did you hear what I just said?Copy !req
2183. The connections is the energy.Copy !req
2184. Mark, Mark, come onCopy !req
2185. I'm afraid if you don't come out hereCopy !req
2186. your going to be left behind.Copy !req
2187. I want I want I mean youCopy !req
2188. What did you just say?Copy !req
2189. It's growing faster then any of us imagined it be.Copy !req
2190. It's moving fast and Sean thinks that we should...Copy !req
2191. Sean's not part of this company.Copy !req
2192. We have over 300 thousand memebersCopy !req
2193. were in 160 schools.Copy !req
2194. I'm aware.Copy !req
2195. Including 5 in Europe.Copy !req
2196. I'm aware of that, Mark.Copy !req
2197. Mark, I'm the CFO.Copy !req
2198. We need more programmers and we need more money,Copy !req
2199. and he setup the Thiel meeting.Copy !req
2200. Hes setup meetings all over town.Copy !req
2201. Setup other meetings?Copy !req
2202. Yes.Copy !req
2203. Without me knowing anything about it.Copy !req
2204. Your were in New York.Copy !req
2205. Im in New York riding subways 14 hours a day.Copy !req
2206. Try explaining that to me.Copy !req
2207. Yeah. And hows it going so far?Copy !req
2208. What did you mean get left behind.Copy !req
2209. Can I help you?Copy !req
2210. I'd like to freeze this bank account,Copy !req
2211. and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit.Copy !req
2212. May I see some ID please?Copy !req
2213. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
2214. Sean, he'll be right with you.Copy !req
2215. You know this where they filmed The Towering Inferno.Copy !req
2216. Hey guys, come on back.Copy !req
2217. Did she offer you some waterCopy !req
2218. Oh yeah, were cool.Copy !req
2219. You must be Mark.Copy !req
2220. We took a look at everything and congratulations.Copy !req
2221. We're gonna start you off with aCopy !req
2222. 500 thousand dollar investment.Copy !req
2223. Maurice is going to talk to you aboutCopy !req
2224. some corporate restructurng.Copy !req
2225. Well file as a corporation in Delaware.Copy !req
2226. We've come up with aCopy !req
2227. sound structure that will allow us to invest.Copy !req
2228. Now let me ask you something.Copy !req
2229. Who's Eduardo Severin?Copy !req
2230. Jesus.Copy !req
2231. When did you get back?Copy !req
2232. You scared me, I need you to knock.Copy !req
2233. When did you get back?Copy !req
2234. I got back this afternoon.Copy !req
2235. and when are you gonna call me?Copy !req
2236. Jesus, it was kind of a bad trip.Copy !req
2237. And I was tired.Copy !req
2238. or answer 1 of my 47 texts,Copy !req
2239. did you know I sent 47 texts.Copy !req
2240. I did.Copy !req
2241. And I thought that was incredibly normal behaviour.Copy !req
2242. Are you mocking me?Copy !req
2243. I bought you a present.Copy !req
2244. Why does your status say single on your Facebook page?Copy !req
2245. Why does your relationshipCopy !req
2246. status say single on your Facebook page?Copy !req
2247. I was single when I set up the page.Copy !req
2248. And you never bothered to change it?Copy !req
2249. What?Copy !req
2250. I don't know.Copy !req
2251. Do I look stupid to you?Copy !req
2252. No, calm down.Copy !req
2253. Your asking me to believe that the CFO of FacebookCopy !req
2254. does'nt know how to changeCopy !req
2255. his relationship status on Facebook?Copy !req
2256. A little embarassing.Copy !req
2257. You should take it as a sign of trustCopy !req
2258. that I would tell you that.Copy !req
2259. Go to hell.Copy !req
2260. Take it easy.Copy !req
2261. You did'nt change itCopy !req
2262. so you could SCREW those little Silicon Valley sluts.Copy !req
2263. That's not even remotely true.Copy !req
2264. And I can promise you thatCopy !req
2265. the Silicon Valley sluts don't care aboutCopy !req
2266. anybodys relationship status on Facebook.Copy !req
2267. Please open your present.Copy !req
2268. Your phone does work.Copy !req
2269. It's Mark.Copy !req
2270. Uh, open you present.Copy !req
2271. It's a scarf.Copy !req
2272. Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?Copy !req
2273. This'll be your first.Copy !req
2274. Yeah.Copy !req
2275. You froze our accounts?Copy !req
2276. I did.Copy !req
2277. You froze the accounts!Copy !req
2278. I had to get you attention Mark.Copy !req
2279. Do you realise that you jeapordised the entire company?Copy !req
2280. Do you realise that your actionsCopy !req
2281. could have permanetly destroyedCopy !req
2282. everything I've been working on?Copy !req
2283. We've have been working on.Copy !req
2284. Without money the site cant function.Copy !req
2285. OK, let me tell you theCopy !req
2286. difference between Facebook and everyone else.Copy !req
2287. We don't crash ever.Copy !req
2288. If the servers are down for even a day,Copy !req
2289. our reputation is irreversibly destroyed.Copy !req
2290. Look,Copy !req
2291. They have their friends and crews there.Copy !req
2292. Even a few people leaving would reverberate, through.Copy !req
2293. The whole user database.Copy !req
2294. The users are interconnected, thats the whole point.Copy !req
2295. College kids are line cause their freinds are online.Copy !req
2296. And if one domino goes,Copy !req
2297. the other domino goes don't you get that.Copy !req
2298. Don't you get that?Copy !req
2299. I am not going back to the Carribean night of 85.Copy !req
2300. Holy shit.Copy !req
2301. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
2302. Did you like being nobody?Copy !req
2303. Did you like being a joke?Copy !req
2304. Do you want to go back to that?Copy !req
2305. Hang on. Hang on.Copy !req
2306. That was the act of a child not a businessmanCopy !req
2307. certainly not the act of a freindCopy !req
2308. You know how embarssed I was to cash a check today.Copy !req
2309. I am not going back to that life.Copy !req
2310. Maybe you were frustrated.Copy !req
2311. Maybe you were angry.Copy !req
2312. I was.Copy !req
2313. But I am willing to let by gonesCopy !req
2314. be bygones because Eduardo I've got some good news.Copy !req
2315. I'm sorry I was angry and maybe it was childish.Copy !req
2316. But I had to get your attention.Copy !req
2317. Eduardo I said I've got some good news.Copy !req
2318. What is it?Copy !req
2319. Peter Thiel has made anCopy !req
2320. angel investment of half a million dollars.Copy !req
2321. What?Copy !req
2322. Half a million dollars.Copy !req
2323. And he's setting us up in an office.Copy !req
2324. They want to re-incorporate the company.Copy !req
2325. They want to meet you they need your signature on some documents,Copy !req
2326. you got get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco,Copy !req
2327. I need my CFO.Copy !req
2328. I'm on my way.Copy !req
2329. Eduardo.Copy !req
2330. We did it.Copy !req
2331. Eduardo.Copy !req
2332. You're going back there already.Copy !req
2333. Yes.Copy !req
2334. And also I'm breaking up with you.Copy !req
2335. 4 documents.Copy !req
2336. The first 2 are common stock purchase agreements allowing you to buyCopy !req
2337. stock in the newly re-incorporated FacebookCopy !req
2338. instead of the old shares which are now worthless.Copy !req
2339. The third is an exchange agreement,Copy !req
2340. allowing you to exchange old shares for new shares.Copy !req
2341. And finally the voter holding agreement.Copy !req
2342. How many shares of stock will I ownCopy !req
2343. 1,328,334Copy !req
2344. That represents 34.4% ownership share.Copy !req
2345. Why the increase from the original 30%.Copy !req
2346. Because you may dilute to award shares to new investors.Copy !req
2347. I love working with business majors, don't you?Copy !req
2348. You should know that Mark has alreadyCopy !req
2349. taken his 60 down to 51.Copy !req
2350. Well, Mark doesn't care about the moneyCopy !req
2351. and he needs to be protected.Copy !req
2352. Dustin Markowitz down to 6.81%.Copy !req
2353. Sean Parker 6.47%.Copy !req
2354. I can live with that.Copy !req
2355. And Peter Thiel 7%.Copy !req
2356. Would you like to use my pen?Copy !req
2357. Eduardo.Copy !req
2358. Eduardo.Copy !req
2359. Can you please repeat the question?Copy !req
2360. No, it was an outrageously leading questionCopy !req
2361. the first timeCopy !req
2362. and now you want hear it twice.Copy !req
2363. Yes, will you read it back please?Copy !req
2364. Go ahead.Copy !req
2365. Counsel and were you aware that when you were signingCopy !req
2366. these documents that you were signing your own death certificate.Copy !req
2367. No.Copy !req
2368. It was insanely stupid ofCopy !req
2369. me not to have lawyers look at all this stuff.Copy !req
2370. In all honesty I thought they were my lawyers.Copy !req
2371. I was your only freind.Copy !req
2372. You had one freind.Copy !req
2373. My father won't even look at me.Copy !req
2374. OK. Eduardo, did Mr Zuckerberg sayCopy !req
2375. anything to you after you had signed the papers?Copy !req
2376. There was a lot of hand shaking a lot of congratulations.Copy !req
2377. He already told me that he wouldn'tCopy !req
2378. be coming back to school for at least a semester.Copy !req
2379. So we were saying good bye for a while.Copy !req
2380. - And before I left he said. - You gotta come backCopy !req
2381. Some time around the end of November, early December,Copy !req
2382. Peter wants to throw as an amazing party when we hit a million members.Copy !req
2383. Its gonna be out of control you gotta come back for it.Copy !req
2384. A million members.Copy !req
2385. Remember the algorithmCopy !req
2386. on the window at Kirkland.Copy !req
2387. Yeah, I'll be here.Copy !req
2388. You sure about thisCopy !req
2389. You're 20 minutes late.Copy !req
2390. You're gonna walk in there and say youCopy !req
2391. overslept and you didn't have time to get dressed.Copy !req
2392. They're gonna pitch you case equities.Copy !req
2393. They're gonna pitch you. They're gonna beg you to take their money.Copy !req
2394. You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod and then you'reCopy !req
2395. gonna say which one of you is Roth?Copy !req
2396. No, not Roth. Manningham.Copy !req
2397. Which one of you is Mitchel Manningham?Copy !req
2398. And he'll say I amCopy !req
2399. and you say Sean Parker says fuck you.Copy !req
2400. Walk out.Copy !req
2401. Ok.Copy !req
2402. In late November I got the e-mail from MarkCopy !req
2403. telling me to come out to the late million member party.Copy !req
2404. What else did the e-mail say?Copy !req
2405. It said that we had to have a business meetingCopy !req
2406. that Mark and Sean hadCopy !req
2407. played some kind of revenge stunt on case equity.Copy !req
2408. And Manningham was so impressed that heCopy !req
2409. was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down.Copy !req
2410. So I went to California and I went straight to the new offices.Copy !req
2411. I did'nt know whether toCopy !req
2412. dress for the party or the business meeting.Copy !req
2413. So I kind of dressed for both.Copy !req
2414. But it didn't matter.Copy !req
2415. Why not?Copy !req
2416. Because I wasn't called out there for either one.Copy !req
2417. What were you called out there for?Copy !req
2418. An ambush.Copy !req
2419. Mr Severin, right over here.Copy !req
2420. At first I thought he was jokingCopy !req
2421. giving me more contrcts to sign.Copy !req
2422. But then I started readingCopy !req
2423. Wait. What is this?Copy !req
2424. Well, as you know we had some new investors that...Copy !req
2425. What is this?Copy !req
2426. Severin.Copy !req
2427. Mark.Copy !req
2428. Mark.Copy !req
2429. - He's wired in. - Sorry.Copy !req
2430. - He's wired in. - Is he?Copy !req
2431. Yes.Copy !req
2432. How about now are you still wired in?Copy !req
2433. Security.Copy !req
2434. You issued 24 million new shares of stock.Copy !req
2435. You were told that if new investors came alongCopy !req
2436. How much were your shares diluted, how much were hisCopy !req
2437. What were Mr Zuckerberg's ownership shares dilutes down to?Copy !req
2438. It wasn't.Copy !req
2439. What were Mr Moscovtz's shares shares dilutes down to?Copy !req
2440. It wasn't.Copy !req
2441. What were Sean Parker's shares shares dilutes down to?Copy !req
2442. It wasn't.Copy !req
2443. What were Peter Thiel's shares shares dilutes down to?Copy !req
2444. It wasn't.Copy !req
2445. And what were your ownership shares diluted down to?Copy !req
2446. .03 percent.Copy !req
2447. You signed the papers.Copy !req
2448. You set me up.Copy !req
2449. You're gonna blame me because you were the business headCopy !req
2450. of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company.Copy !req
2451. It's gonna be like im not a part of Facebook.Copy !req
2452. Won't be like your not a part of Facebook,Copy !req
2453. you're not a part of Facebook.Copy !req
2454. My name's on the masthead.Copy !req
2455. You may want to check again.Copy !req
2456. Is because I froze the account?Copy !req
2457. You think we were gonna let you parade around inCopy !req
2458. your ridiculous suit and pretending you were running this company.Copy !req
2459. Sorry my Prada's at the cleaners,Copy !req
2460. along with my hoodie and fuck-you flip flops.Copy !req
2461. You pretentious douche bag.Copy !req
2462. Securty's here and you'll be leaving now.Copy !req
2463. I'm not signing those papers.Copy !req
2464. We will get your signature.Copy !req
2465. Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.Copy !req
2466. You..You did it. I knew you did it,Copy !req
2467. you planted that story about the chicken.Copy !req
2468. I didn't plant that story about the chicken.Copy !req
2469. What's he talking about?Copy !req
2470. You had me accused of animal cruelty.Copy !req
2471. Seriously, what the hells the chicken?Copy !req
2472. And I bet what you hated most was thatCopy !req
2473. they identified me as a co-founder of FacebookCopy !req
2474. which I am.Copy !req
2475. You better lawyer up asshole.Copy !req
2476. Cause I'm not coming back for 30%,Copy !req
2477. I'm coming back for everything.Copy !req
2478. - Get him out of here. - It's ok. I'm going.Copy !req
2479. Hang on.Copy !req
2480. I almost forgot.Copy !req
2481. Here's your 19 thousand dollars.Copy !req
2482. I wouldn't cash itCopy !req
2483. though I drew it on the account you froze.Copy !req
2484. I like sitting next to you Sean.Copy !req
2485. It makes me look so tough.Copy !req
2486. That's it. That's our show for tonight people.Copy !req
2487. I want to see everybody here gearedCopy !req
2488. up for a party were going to walk into that clubCopy !req
2489. like its Macy's parade,Copy !req
2490. Mackie, put it up on the screen, we've gotta almost be there.Copy !req
2491. You alright.Copy !req
2492. You were kind of rough with him.Copy !req
2493. That's life in the NFL.Copy !req
2494. You know you didn't have to be that rough on him.Copy !req
2495. Listen. I'm putting together a party.Copy !req
2496. Sean.Copy !req
2497. You didn't have to be that rough on him.Copy !req
2498. He almost killed it.Copy !req
2499. I'll send flowers.Copy !req
2500. Speaking of flowersCopy !req
2501. I'm putting together a party after the partyCopy !req
2502. at Cappa the Sigma.Copy !req
2503. Ashley's sister.Copy !req
2504. - Ashley. - Intern.Copy !req
2505. Yep. I know who she is.Copy !req
2506. Are you guys...Copy !req
2507. Ashley and me? No.Copy !req
2508. I won't go to the party.Copy !req
2509. Why?Copy !req
2510. Excuse me, Mark.Copy !req
2511. We were just talking about you.Copy !req
2512. Just you're doing a really good job.Copy !req
2513. Thanks. I appreciate that.Copy !req
2514. These came in for you.Copy !req
2515. Put it on my desk.Copy !req
2516. What's the package?Copy !req
2517. Nothing.Copy !req
2518. Mackie.Copy !req
2519. Yes, sir.Copy !req
2520. Refresh.Copy !req
2521. You gotta hugger.Copy !req
2522. I know.Copy !req
2523. 1 millionCopy !req
2524. Who's got champagne?Copy !req
2525. I've got champagne.Copy !req
2526. The next transformative, development of picture sharing application,Copy !req
2527. a place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life.Copy !req
2528. It is the true, the elevation of your lifeCopy !req
2529. - CD? - Good enough for me.Copy !req
2530. You don't just go to a party anymore.Copy !req
2531. You go to a party with aCopy !req
2532. digital camera and your freinds re-live the party online.Copy !req
2533. and tagging the ideaCopy !req
2534. Would it be easier without the bra?Copy !req
2535. Guys, we'll find it out.Copy !req
2536. Shut the music down. Everybody go.Copy !req
2537. I spend hours watching what people do when they login onCopy !req
2538. Have they check their freinds status update?Copy !req
2539. Wait. That's wired. Why did the music stop?Copy !req
2540. They can see when their freinds change their profileCopy !req
2541. change their photos and mostlyCopy !req
2542. Seriously, what happen to the music?Copy !req
2543. We lived on farms.Copy !req
2544. And now we live in citiesCopy !req
2545. and now were going to live on the interent.Copy !req
2546. Sean, stop.Copy !req
2547. I think something's going on downstairs.Copy !req
2548. Attention, please. Party is over.Copy !req
2549. It's the cops.Copy !req
2550. Good to see you, officer.Copy !req
2551. What can I do for you?Copy !req
2552. What's going on?Copy !req
2553. Was the music to loud? We were having a celebration.Copy !req
2554. Miss, I need you to button your blouse.Copy !req
2555. I can tell them to turn the music down.Copy !req
2556. That's not mine.Copy !req
2557. Ok, we're going to need identification.Copy !req
2558. Keep your hands where we can see them.Copy !req
2559. Oh my god.Copy !req
2560. You got anything else in your pockets I should know aboutCopy !req
2561. No. No, sir.Copy !req
2562. Don't be stupid now. I don't. I don't.Copy !req
2563. What's this?Copy !req
2564. That's an inhaler pump.Copy !req
2565. - And this. - It's an inhaler.Copy !req
2566. How old are you?Copy !req
2567. 21.Copy !req
2568. 21.Copy !req
2569. 21.Copy !req
2570. I'm 21.Copy !req
2571. Lying makes it worse.Copy !req
2572. I'm sorry I shouldn't have lied.Copy !req
2573. Listen, something has happened.Copy !req
2574. It's alright. We're gonna be alright.Copy !req
2575. I've posted a bond.Copy !req
2576. I wasn't doing anything, I mean I got allergies.Copy !req
2577. Interns.Copy !req
2578. It was just a party.Copy !req
2579. This is gonna be news. Sean, Its gonna be online in a second.Copy !req
2580. I know.Copy !req
2581. You know with an intern.Copy !req
2582. It's cool. I have it under control.Copy !req
2583. I will get it under control.Copy !req
2584. I will call someone and see what our next move is,Copy !req
2585. but this is gonna be news now.Copy !req
2586. You don't think Eduardo was involved, do you?Copy !req
2587. - You think - No.Copy !req
2588. Or Mannie one of them.. SomebodyCopy !req
2589. Somebody sent the cocaine because it got in thereCopy !req
2590. You believe me. This gotta be find.Copy !req
2591. Right?Copy !req
2592. Go home, Sean.Copy !req
2593. Mark.Copy !req
2594. Mark.Copy !req
2595. We're done for the day.Copy !req
2596. Yeah I was just—Copy !req
2597. What happened to Sean?Copy !req
2598. He still owns 7% of the company.Copy !req
2599. All you had all day was that salad, you want get something to eat.Copy !req
2600. I can't.Copy !req
2601. I'm not a bad guy.Copy !req
2602. I know that.Copy !req
2603. In emotional testimonyCopy !req
2604. I assume 85% of it is exaggeration.Copy !req
2605. And the other 15.Copy !req
2606. Perjury.Copy !req
2607. Creation mess me to devil.Copy !req
2608. What happens now?Copy !req
2609. Sean and the others are having a steak on university avenue.Copy !req
2610. Then they'll come back to theCopy !req
2611. office and work on a settlement deal without you.Copy !req
2612. - They're gonna settle... - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
2613. And your gonna have to pay a little extra.Copy !req
2614. Why?Copy !req
2615. So that these guys sign a non-disclosure aggrement,Copy !req
2616. They say one unflatering word about you in publicCopy !req
2617. and you own their wife and kids.Copy !req
2618. I invented Facebook.Copy !req
2619. I'm talking about a jury.Copy !req
2620. I specialise in voire-dire jury selection.Copy !req
2621. What a jury sees when they look at a defendant.Copy !req
2622. Clothes, hair, speaking style, likability.Copy !req
2623. Likability?Copy !req
2624. I've been licenced to pratice law for all of 20 months,Copy !req
2625. and I could get a jury to believeCopy !req
2626. you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken.Copy !req
2627. Watch what else.Copy !req
2628. Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night?Copy !req
2629. You think I'm the one who called the police.Copy !req
2630. It does'nt matter.Copy !req
2631. I asked the question and now everybody is thinking about it.Copy !req
2632. You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes.Copy !req
2633. I was drunk and angry and stupidCopy !req
2634. And bloging.Copy !req
2635. And bloging.Copy !req
2636. Pay them.Copy !req
2637. In the scheme of things just beat them ticket.Copy !req
2638. That's what Sean will tell you tomorrowCopy !req
2639. You think anybody would mindCopy !req
2640. if I stayed and used the computer for a minute?Copy !req
2641. I can't imagine it will be a problem.Copy !req
2642. Thanks.Copy !req
2643. I appreciate your help today.Copy !req
2644. You're not an asshole, Mark.Copy !req
2645. You're just trying so hard to be.Copy !req
2646. Erica AlbrightCopy !req