1. - That is impossible!Copy !req
2. I cannot experiment on humans yet.Copy !req
3. - I don't see why not, Dr. Dippy.Copy !req
4. You've tried it on animals, and it works.Copy !req
5. - But that is just it.Copy !req
6. It works on animals,Copy !req
7. but I am not sure that
it will work on humans.Copy !req
8. Besides, even if it did,
the subject would dieCopy !req
9. one week after receiving the injection.Copy !req
10. - Yes, but does the person have to die?Copy !req
11. - Excuse me.
- Sure.Copy !req
12. - Doctor, here are the reports.Copy !req
13. - Thank you, Peggy.Copy !req
14. - Like I was saying, Doctor,Copy !req
15. why does the person have to die?Copy !req
16. - Did you see that girl that just came in?Copy !req
17. - I did, I saw that big, wide ass.Copy !req
18. - Nevermind that.Copy !req
19. What I am referring to
is what she is doing.Copy !req
20. Peggy is working with
five different compounds,Copy !req
21. which she has to mix in orderCopy !req
22. to derive one white in color.Copy !req
23. When she accomplishes this,Copy !req
24. that will mean that we
have found the neutralizer.Copy !req
25. - But Doctor, what's the neutralizer for?Copy !req
26. - The theory is pretty complicated,Copy !req
27. but what it boils down toCopy !req
28. is that the neutralizer
must be administeredCopy !req
29. exactly one week after the injectionCopy !req
30. if the subject is to live.Copy !req
31. - Wow.Copy !req
32. - Well that sounds slick.Copy !req
33. What's the problem?Copy !req
34. - The real problem is that we don't knowCopy !req
35. the exact proportion of the compoundsCopy !req
36. that will give us the right colorCopy !req
37. to tell us that we have
found the neutralizer.Copy !req
38. - But Doctor, that could take weeks!Copy !req
39. - It may even take months or a year.Copy !req
40. Who knows?Copy !req
41. - Shit, we've already put up
$6,000 in this experiment!Copy !req
42. We just don't have time.Copy !req
43. You're not going to get another damn dimeCopy !req
44. from us unless—Copy !req
45. - If we don't pull this
deal in three days,Copy !req
46. we're gonna blow the whole thing.Copy !req
47. - Doctor, tell me just one more timeCopy !req
48. what happened when you gave
these injections to the mice?Copy !req
49. I'd like to straighten out
a few things in my head.Copy !req
50. - We gave one of the lab
mice a small injectionCopy !req
51. proportionate to the mouse's body weight,Copy !req
52. et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
53. After half an hour after
allowing the injectionCopy !req
54. to work with the mouse's system,Copy !req
55. we put a cat into the cage with the mouse.Copy !req
56. Within one minute the mouse
had destroyed the cat.Copy !req
57. - Boy, I'd sure
hate to see that rat.Copy !req
58. - Look at him.Copy !req
59. - He died exactly one week
after receiving the injection.Copy !req
60. He died.Copy !req
61. This is the reason why we
must find the neutralizer.Copy !req
62. - Hey Bob, you take the damn injections.Copy !req
63. We could pull the job
by the end of the week,Copy !req
64. and Dr. Dippy will have
the neutralizer ready.Copy !req
65. Right, Doc?Copy !req
66. - Bullshit, and you
get the extra millions.Copy !req
67. No deal, no deal.Copy !req
68. - Then what do you suggest?Copy !req
69. - I just say forget about the neutralizer.Copy !req
70. Listen, we can get a
nigger off the street,Copy !req
71. give him the injections,
let him pull the job,Copy !req
72. and then in a week he'll be dead.Copy !req
73. We don't even have to tell
him about his short future.Copy !req
74. - Hey, then we'll be
able to split his share!Copy !req
75. - Yes, but who on earth would be—Copy !req
76. - Oh, don't worry about it, Doc.Copy !req
77. I'll get a wino.Copy !req
78. Yeah, I'll get me a wino out the ghetto.Copy !req
79. - Well, I wish him look.Copy !req
80. - Steve!
- Yeah?Copy !req
81. - Get me a cigarette.Copy !req
82. - I'm tellin' you, John A. Jacobs,Copy !req
83. I don't have no cigarettes!Copy !req
84. - You are a bum!Copy !req
85. - Aw man, go on and have yourself a drinkCopy !req
86. and leave me alone.Copy !req
87. - Which one of you
motherfuckin' goddamn niggersCopy !req
88. took my goddamn newspaper?Copy !req
89. - We found it out there in the street.Copy !req
90. - That's right, we found
them papers in the street.Copy !req
91. Man we ain't messed with
your papers in over a month!Copy !req
92. - For three goddamn
weeks you goddamn niggersCopy !req
93. been taking my paper every
motherfuckin' morning.Copy !req
94. - Wait a second man, wait a minute!Copy !req
95. Oh, stop it!Copy !req
96. Oh, don't hit me no more, please!Copy !req
97. Oh, oh!Copy !req
98. Please, please, don't hit me no more!Copy !req
99. Oh!Copy !req
100. - Let's get the hell outta here!Copy !req
101. - Wait a minute man, I
didn't get my newspaper.Copy !req
102. Goddamn!Copy !req
103. - Oh my God, you've killed him!Copy !req
104. You killed him!Copy !req
105. - Don't shoot me, don't shoot me!Copy !req
106. - Don't worry, don't worry.Copy !req
107. I ain't gonna shoot you.Copy !req
108. I ain't gonna shoot you, man.Copy !req
109. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
110. You don't know it, but
this is your lucky day.Copy !req
111. Come on, get up.Copy !req
112. - Stop touching me, man!Copy !req
113. - No, no, no, this is your lucky day.Copy !req
114. Listen, your horse just came in first.Copy !req
115. You have hit the number!Copy !req
116. - I didn't play the number.Copy !req
117. - Don't worry about it.Copy !req
118. I'm your lucky number.Copy !req
119. Come on, I'm gonna take careCopy !req
120. and take you to the doctor.Copy !req
121. - Now you see, Jim, this is as far as weCopy !req
122. have been able to get in our research.Copy !req
123. - Oh really?Copy !req
124. - No more, I don't know what happened.Copy !req
125. What in the hell is that?Copy !req
126. - This is my wino.Copy !req
127. - Is that the best you could do?Copy !req
128. - Aw, Doc, hell, he can do it.Copy !req
129. All we gotta do is kinda let
him dry out a little bit,Copy !req
130. clean him up, let him get a little rest.Copy !req
131. You'll see, he'll be perfect.Copy !req
132. - Say Doc, I don't think
we've got much of a choice.Copy !req
133. Do your thing.Copy !req
134. - If this thing works using that thing,Copy !req
135. it'll be a miracle.Copy !req
136. Bob, give me a hand.Copy !req
137. I want to examine him.Copy !req
138. Peggy, will you come here please?Copy !req
139. - Yes, Doctor.
- I need your help.Copy !req
140. I want you to get a blood sampleCopy !req
141. and take his blood pressure, alright?Copy !req
142. - Yes, Doctor.Copy !req
143. - Then, I also need a
complete medical historyCopy !req
144. if he has one, alright?Copy !req
145. - Yes, Doctor.Copy !req
146. - I have to go and discuss
some things with Jim and Bob.Copy !req
147. Call me when you have all
the information, okay?Copy !req
148. - Yes, Doctor.Copy !req
149. - Suppose he drop dead like that mouse?Copy !req
150. - So what, it'd just
be another dead nigger.Copy !req
151. - Please, what's your name, sir?Copy !req
152. - My name, my name is Steve.Copy !req
153. Steve, S-T-V, all capital letters.Copy !req
154. Oh, girl, damn.Copy !req
155. Baby, I must be in heaven.Copy !req
156. - But why do you say that?Copy !req
157. - You look like an angel.Copy !req
158. I ain't never had an angel
take care of me like this.Copy !req
159. I wish them niggers'd
hit me in the head againCopy !req
160. in the morning.Copy !req
161. - Why do you want them to hit you again?Copy !req
162. - So I can wake up with
you holding my handCopy !req
163. and lookin' at me and everything, oh Lord.Copy !req
164. - Please, please lie still.Copy !req
165. I need to take your blood pressure.Copy !req
166. - Take my blood pressure if you want to.Copy !req
167. Take everything you want,Copy !req
168. I don't care what you take,
just go on and take it baby.Copy !req
169. - Please, I need to take a urine sample?Copy !req
170. - A what?Copy !req
171. - And I need to take a urine sample.Copy !req
172. - A urine sample?Copy !req
173. I ain't let you take no urine
sample me layin' up there.Copy !req
174. You ain't gonna take no urine sampleCopy !req
175. from me layin' up here.Copy !req
176. - Please, why can't you
take a urine sample?Copy !req
177. - In this position, woman?Copy !req
178. I'll piss in my pants!Copy !req
179. I have to stand up to pee!Copy !req
180. Huh-uh, I had no blood pressure, baby.Copy !req
181. - Please lie still.Copy !req
182. - I'm lying still but I'm
just asked you a question.Copy !req
183. You know all black people
have blood pressure.Copy !req
184. I just asked you how it
was, huh, is it alright?Copy !req
185. I just wanna know.Copy !req
186. You just act like you
don't even hear me talkin'.Copy !req
187. How's my blood pressure?Copy !req
188. Would you be kind enough
to just tell me how it is?Copy !req
189. Oh boy, I'll be glad
when I get out of here.Copy !req
190. Now what you writin' down now?Copy !req
191. You always writin' somethin' down.Copy !req
192. You don't ever tell me nothin'.Copy !req
193. - Please, I want you to
turn over, breathe deeplyCopy !req
194. while I put this in your rectum.Copy !req
195. - Stick that in my rectum?Copy !req
196. - Yes, please.Copy !req
197. - You mean to tell me you gonna try toCopy !req
198. stick that pole in my asshole?Copy !req
199. Woman, you're crazy!Copy !req
200. - Please turn over, sir.Copy !req
201. - Shit, Bob, you're the
one that's sick, not him!Copy !req
202. - Would you shut up and just listen to me?Copy !req
203. Listen, all the way here
I was talkin' to Steve—Copy !req
204. - Yeah, okay, so what talkin' to Steve?Copy !req
205. - Listen, it's the perfect setup.Copy !req
206. The nigger ain't got no
home, no place to live,Copy !req
207. no place to go, nothin'!Copy !req
208. Absolutely nothin'!Copy !req
209. - In other words, if the
experiment is a failure,Copy !req
210. we can just dispose of him and
nobody will know any better.Copy !req
211. Thank you for having such
confidence in my ability.Copy !req
212. - Aw come on, Doc,
that's not what I meant.Copy !req
213. Listen, it's better to have a bum.Copy !req
214. He'll do anything!Copy !req
215. He'll play ball, he'll do anything I say.Copy !req
216. Listen, leave it to me.Copy !req
217. I know what I'm doin'.Copy !req
218. - You know, Bob, I hate to admit it,Copy !req
219. but maybe this guy may
not be so bad after all.Copy !req
220. - Now I've heard everything!Copy !req
221. - Oh, you're hurtin' me, baby!Copy !req
222. Ow, goddamn!Copy !req
223. - What is going on?Copy !req
224. Steve, what's the matter?Copy !req
225. What is all the yelling about?Copy !req
226. - Doctor, doctor, this
woman thinks my assholeCopy !req
227. is a Tunnel of Love.Copy !req
228. - Look Steve, I promise
you that if you cooperateCopy !req
229. and let us finish the examination,Copy !req
230. you will feel better
than you have ever feltCopy !req
231. in your life.Copy !req
232. - He's telling you right, my man.Copy !req
233. As a matter of fact, in
a few hours you're gonnaCopy !req
234. have your own pad.Copy !req
235. - I ain't got no money to get no pad.Copy !req
236. I never had that much money in my life!Copy !req
237. - Well you gonna have it.Copy !req
238. Think about it, a big,
fine king-sized bed,Copy !req
239. all the fine foods you can eat,Copy !req
240. everything, the best, just for youCopy !req
241. if you do exactly what
the doctor tells ya.Copy !req
242. - But why me, man?Copy !req
243. I don't understand.Copy !req
244. I'm a nobody, why me?Copy !req
245. - Don't worry about that.Copy !req
246. I'll explain it to you when
we get to the apartment, okay?Copy !req
247. - You'll be alright, my man.Copy !req
248. Just be cool.Copy !req
249. - I don't understand this.Copy !req
250. - I think you can finish
the examination now, Peggy.Copy !req
251. Let's go.Copy !req
252. - Yes Doctor, if you say so.Copy !req
253. - I don't understand what's goin' on here.Copy !req
254. What's goin' on?Copy !req
255. - Bob, be sure to get Steve
the best pad you can find,Copy !req
256. and if you can think of anything elseCopy !req
257. that'll make him happy, don't
hesitate to get it for him.Copy !req
258. - Don't worry, don't worry.Copy !req
259. Listen, I know how to handle this joker.Copy !req
260. I'm gonna get him all the extras.Copy !req
261. Believe me, when I'm through with himCopy !req
262. he's gonna feel just
like he's on Cloud Nine.Copy !req
263. - Okay brother, TCB.Copy !req
264. - You know, Jim, I think Bob knowsCopy !req
265. how to handle this guy.Copy !req
266. - I sure in the hell hope he does.Copy !req
267. - I hope you see what I see,Copy !req
268. 'cause my 20/20 tells me
that you is a mighty, mighty.Copy !req
269. Oh, you a fine motha.Copy !req
270. Girl, you sure look good.Copy !req
271. You is my kinda woman.Copy !req
272. - Look, you wouldn't be too bad yourselfCopy !req
273. if you had a bath and some fine clothes.Copy !req
274. - A bath?Copy !req
275. I took a bath last Tuesday, two weeks ago.Copy !req
276. - Are you finished, Peggy?Copy !req
277. - Yes, Doctor.Copy !req
278. - May I see the report please?Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. - Is everything alright, Doctor?Copy !req
281. I mean, was everything alright, Doctor?Copy !req
282. - Your blood pressure is a little high,Copy !req
283. but otherwise you're
in fine physical shape.Copy !req
284. - Oh great, that's good news.Copy !req
285. - I would advise you to rest.Copy !req
286. - Okay.Copy !req
287. - In fact, you should get plenty
of rest for the last phase.Copy !req
288. - For the last what?Copy !req
289. - The last phase.Copy !req
290. - I don't understand
what he's talkin' about.Copy !req
291. I mean, what, what are you talkin' about,Copy !req
292. the last phase, man?Copy !req
293. Doc, you act like I'm
gonna die or somethin'.Copy !req
294. - Nothin' man, nothin'.Copy !req
295. Just imagine you're going
to a birthday party.Copy !req
296. - Okay.
- I got it.Copy !req
297. - You got what?Copy !req
298. - I got the key to your home.Copy !req
299. Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
300. - Home?Copy !req
301. You mean, you wasn't kiddin'
when you told me I had a home?Copy !req
302. - I don't ever kid.Copy !req
303. Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
304. - For real?Copy !req
305. You're not kiddin' me?Copy !req
306. - Don't forget, tomorrow, 10 a.m.Copy !req
307. - He'll be there, Doc,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
308. I'll take care of him.Copy !req
309. Listen, we'll see y'all in the morning.Copy !req
310. - I'm a get that bath too, baby.Copy !req
311. - Come on, you gonna
get everything you need.Copy !req
312. - Take care, my man.Copy !req
313. - Tomorrow, 10 a.m.Copy !req
314. Boy, that Bob, he is something else!Copy !req
315. - He sure in the hell
is, Doctor, but you knowCopy !req
316. it's one thing that bothers me.Copy !req
317. What the hell did he mean
about all of the extras?Copy !req
318. - I've really got something for you.Copy !req
319. - You got a surprise?Copy !req
320. Goddamn!Copy !req
321. Shitfire!Copy !req
322. Hoo-wee, God damn, shit.Copy !req
323. - You like that?Copy !req
324. - You're damn right I like that!Copy !req
325. - Come here baby, come here.Copy !req
326. Sit down, steve.Copy !req
327. - Shitfire!Copy !req
328. Damn, man.Copy !req
329. - Listen, listen, I'll tell
you what I want you to do.Copy !req
330. Listen to me, baby.Copy !req
331. I want you to give, this is my man here,Copy !req
332. and I want you to give
him everything he wantsCopy !req
333. when he wants it, how he wants it,Copy !req
334. where he wants it, any damn
time he thinks he wants it.Copy !req
335. - Well Bob, now, let
me tell you one thing.Copy !req
336. You make sure this broad don't thinkCopy !req
337. that I'm some peanut farmer
from plains of Georgia, now.Copy !req
338. Get that outta your goddamn mind.Copy !req
339. - He's not a farmer.Copy !req
340. You make sure you tell him that I'm notCopy !req
341. a little snotty-nosed
girl from the boondocks.Copy !req
342. - Oh, I think you gonna
be in good hands, my man.Copy !req
343. - Yeah, I believe so too, man.Copy !req
344. - But listen, you got to
tell me about in the morning.Copy !req
345. - I gotta give you credit for that.Copy !req
346. - But you got tell me
'bout that in the morning.Copy !req
347. - I'll tell you 'bout anything you want.Copy !req
348. - I got to go.Copy !req
349. - You got to split?Copy !req
350. - I got to go, I got
business to take care of.Copy !req
351. - Man, you sure is a nice dude.Copy !req
352. - Listen, I'm gonna pick you upCopy !req
353. at 9:30 sharp in the morning.Copy !req
354. - I'll be ready, I'll be waiting for you.Copy !req
355. - Alright, take care of him, baby.Copy !req
356. - Thanks a lot, brother.Copy !req
357. I never had nobody treat me so nice!Copy !req
358. - Bob's real good.Copy !req
359. He told me to take good care of you, too.Copy !req
360. - Well you qualified
baby, I'm tellin' you.Copy !req
361. - Let's get you comfortable and get youCopy !req
362. out of these clothes here.Copy !req
363. - Yeah, I wanna get outta these clothes.Copy !req
364. - I want you to be nice and comfortable.Copy !req
365. - Yeah, I could.Copy !req
366. Damn, baby.Copy !req
367. Shit, now let me get this, yeah.Copy !req
368. - Now, Big Daddy, yo
Mama wants you to tell meCopy !req
369. exactly what you want.Copy !req
370. - You mean I get anything I want?Copy !req
371. - Everything you want.Copy !req
372. - I'mma tell you what I want, baby.Copy !req
373. I've been wantin' this
ever since I left Georgia.Copy !req
374. Yeah, ever since I left Georgia, baby,Copy !req
375. there's one thing I've been wantin',Copy !req
376. I want in the worst way.Copy !req
377. - Well let me know what it is.Copy !req
378. - Can I have it right here on the couch?Copy !req
379. - You can have it anywhere you want.Copy !req
380. - Right here?Copy !req
381. - Anywhere you want.Copy !req
382. - Baby, since I've left Georgia,
let me tell you something.Copy !req
383. I've been wantin', I've been wantin',Copy !req
384. I want so bad, I want me some pigeon peas,Copy !req
385. rice, and barbecue chicken.Copy !req
386. - Pigeon peas and rice
and barbecued chicken?Copy !req
387. - Uh-Huh.Copy !req
388. - Let me get you something to eat.Copy !req
389. - I can have this man ready
in two days, but not before.Copy !req
390. - That's fine, Doctor, then
we can pull the job by Friday.Copy !req
391. - Good.Copy !req
392. - Oh baby, you talkin'
about somethin' good.Copy !req
393. This sure is good.Copy !req
394. You got more hot sauce?Copy !req
395. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
396. Do you want some more peas and rice?Copy !req
397. - I want some more of this beer.Copy !req
398. I love the bull.Copy !req
399. Bring on the bull!Copy !req
400. - Bring on the bull.Copy !req
401. - You know what, baby?Copy !req
402. I never in my life believe
a little woman like you,Copy !req
403. a woman who looks so
good and smells so good.Copy !req
404. I never thought you could cook this good.Copy !req
405. You can really burn!Copy !req
406. - Well my mama taught me well.Copy !req
407. - When I always picture
them big, big womanCopy !req
408. bein' the cook, goddamn it.Copy !req
409. - Little women can do that too.Copy !req
410. - I bet y'all can do a lot of things.Copy !req
411. - Sure.Copy !req
412. - Yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
413. - But I tell you what, I
can't eat no more food.Copy !req
414. - Want a beer?Copy !req
415. - No, the only thing I want now is,Copy !req
416. you know what I like, you
see that bathroom there?Copy !req
417. I'd like to go in that showerCopy !req
418. and take me a good, hot bath,Copy !req
419. but I got one problem, one hangup.Copy !req
420. I hope you don't mind me
mentioning this to you.Copy !req
421. You've been so nice to me, darlin',Copy !req
422. but when I was a little boy,Copy !req
423. like all the other kids' mamas
used to watch their back.Copy !req
424. My mama used to wash my butt.Copy !req
425. I got the prettiest,
cleanest butt in the world.Copy !req
426. Every time I get in the shower,Copy !req
427. I don't want nobody washin' my back.Copy !req
428. I want a butt-washin'!Copy !req
429. I don't want your apron, your uniform,Copy !req
430. or your drawers to get wet.Copy !req
431. - Steve, you are too much.Copy !req
432. - You wash my butt, and I'll wash yours.Copy !req
433. Yeah baby, come on, come on.Copy !req
434. Let's go on in and get real wet.Copy !req
435. You ready for that, baby?Copy !req
436. - Peggy, we must find the neutralizer,Copy !req
437. otherwise this mouse will die in 24 hours.Copy !req
438. - Yes Doctor, I'm trying
to get that together now.Copy !req
439. - Do your best.Copy !req
440. - Thank you.Copy !req
441. - 'Bout to wash my butt!Copy !req
442. It's butt washin' time!Copy !req
443. Butt washin' time!Copy !req
444. Woman, I said wash my butt, not my back!Copy !req
445. - Nigger, wait, goddamn it!Copy !req
446. Anytime a man get in a
hurry he can't do shit.Copy !req
447. - Oh baby, this water feels so good!Copy !req
448. I'm havin' so much fun, you know what?Copy !req
449. I just wish my old buddy Rufus was here.Copy !req
450. - Rufus, who's Rufus?Copy !req
451. - Rufus is a nigger that
live in my.Copy !req
452. This nigger was the
dirtiest nigger in town.Copy !req
453. This nigger would be takin' a bathCopy !req
454. and then he turned around and fart,Copy !req
455. and then he turned around,
baby, and bite the bubble!Copy !req
456. Come on in here woman,
let's have some fun.Copy !req
457. Sweetie, I'm a tell you something.Copy !req
458. I never, never, never
thought I'd be livingCopy !req
459. like a king this bright, sunny day.Copy !req
460. - Are you really happy, Steve?Copy !req
461. - Am I happy?Copy !req
462. I feel like Superman
instead of the Why-y-y-man.Copy !req
463. - You know what?Copy !req
464. I have a confession to make to you.Copy !req
465. - Tell me about it.Copy !req
466. - When you walked in
that door this afternoon,Copy !req
467. I never dreamed I'd feel so much for you.Copy !req
468. - Well, I'm a tell you something.Copy !req
469. I got a way of making a woman feel for me.Copy !req
470. You know, before I got down on my luckCopy !req
471. I was a player.Copy !req
472. I used to make my money
makin' love to white women.Copy !req
473. - You did?Copy !req
474. - Oh yes, as a matter of
fact about two weeks agoCopy !req
475. a white woman walked up to me and said,Copy !req
476. "Wow, man, I'll give ya
$50 if ya knock me out."Copy !req
477. I screwed her three times and thenCopy !req
478. I hit her in the head with a brick.Copy !req
479. I'd a shot the bitch if
they'd promised me $100!Copy !req
480. - Steve, you're the greatest.Copy !req
481. - Aw, when you're sayin'
I'm the greatest, baby.Copy !req
482. I'm here to show you
that I am the greatest.Copy !req
483. Aw honey, check me out!Copy !req
484. - My God, you are the greatest.Copy !req
485. - Come on and check me out.Copy !req
486. - How are we doing?Copy !req
487. - Fine, fine.Copy !req
488. - Oh, let me take a look here.Copy !req
489. - Put the light out, Steve.Copy !req
490. - Baby, I do not like to
make love in the dark.Copy !req
491. I don't know, all you
broads, you always wannaCopy !req
492. turn the light out all the time.Copy !req
493. - Because it's more romantic like that.Copy !req
494. - Oh baby, I ain't no blind man.Copy !req
495. I wanna see what I'm doin'.Copy !req
496. I wanna see who I'm makin' love to.Copy !req
497. - Well all I know is that the darknessCopy !req
498. just makes it a little more sexier.Copy !req
499. - Well, if that's the case
I'll turn the light out,Copy !req
500. but I'm a tell you something, baby.Copy !req
501. You gotta count to three
'cause I count that light outCopy !req
502. but I cut it out, I am ready.Copy !req
503. I am ready to get it on, so get ready.Copy !req
504. Oh no, we gonna get it on now.Copy !req
505. - Oh Steve, don't do it!Copy !req
506. Oh Steve, don't!Copy !req
507. Oh Steve!Copy !req
508. - Do you realize that it is 10:15 alreadyCopy !req
509. and Steve is not here yet?Copy !req
510. I wonder what in the hell is keeping them!Copy !req
511. - Don't worry, Doctor,
they'll be here real soon.Copy !req
512. - Good mornin', everybody.Copy !req
513. - Morning, morning.Copy !req
514. - Hello, Jimmy.
- Morning.Copy !req
515. - Hello, Doctor.Copy !req
516. - Good morning.Copy !req
517. - Steve, you seem to be
in such a good mood today.Copy !req
518. - Good mood?Copy !req
519. That's not half of it,
thanks to my man Bob.Copy !req
520. Bob really looked out
for your buddy Steve.Copy !req
521. Oh man, he really looked out for me.Copy !req
522. Oh man, only the best,
gives me the greatest.Copy !req
523. - I am glad that you
had nothing but the bestCopy !req
524. and the greatest last night,Copy !req
525. but now we must proceed
with the examination.Copy !req
526. - Doctor, as good as I feel,
anything you say, it's okay.Copy !req
527. - Good morning, Steve.Copy !req
528. - Hello, how are you feeling this morning?Copy !req
529. - Well, what's come over you?Copy !req
530. - I can't tell you, but my man made sureCopy !req
531. that I get the best.Copy !req
532. This right here is the greatest.Copy !req
533. I can't tell you, but thanks
to Bob everything is super.Copy !req
534. - Alright, alright, now we
must get down to business.Copy !req
535. I want you to follow PeggyCopy !req
536. and take off your clothes
for your examination.Copy !req
537. - Doctor, let me tell you something.Copy !req
538. Anything you say, it's okay.
- Very well.Copy !req
539. - Alright, Doctor.Copy !req
540. Boy, you're alright.Copy !req
541. Bob, you alright, that's my man.Copy !req
542. It's pretty, baby.Copy !req
543. - Doc, how's my man?Copy !req
544. - Much better today.Copy !req
545. We can start the injections tomorrow.Copy !req
546. - I know he'll do fine, 'cause that hookerCopy !req
547. I got for him last night played the partCopy !req
548. of a maid perfectly.Copy !req
549. - What?Copy !req
550. I want that girl fired!Copy !req
551. Steve must be in top physical condition.Copy !req
552. These shots are taking a lot out of him.Copy !req
553. - Aw hell, doc, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
554. Listen, but don't worry.Copy !req
555. I'll call her and tell her
not to show tonight, okay?Copy !req
556. - Good, I'm sending Peggy
to the apartment tonight.Copy !req
557. There are certain things I
want her to take care of.Copy !req
558. Steve must start getting his
vitamin boosters regularly,Copy !req
559. and I want Peggy there to
make sure that he gets them.Copy !req
560. I want him in top physical
shape for tomorrow.Copy !req
561. - That's a good idea,
'cause I'm sure PeggyCopy !req
562. won't harm him no kinda ways,Copy !req
563. 'cause to tell you the honest truth,Copy !req
564. I think the bitch is
funny 'cause every timeCopy !req
565. I hit on her she goes off
into some sort of funny bad.Copy !req
566. - Hey, you're not the only one.Copy !req
567. That makes two of us.Copy !req
568. - Correction: Three of us.Copy !req
569. - That's a pretty ring
like you're a pretty girl.Copy !req
570. - Hello, darling.Copy !req
571. - Could I give you two
a ride to the apartment?Copy !req
572. - There's no need to go out of your way.Copy !req
573. I have my car.Copy !req
574. - Well then, you do know
where the place is located,Copy !req
575. don't you?Copy !req
576. - Look man, I know where he live,Copy !req
577. I know where she lives,
I know where you live.Copy !req
578. I even know where I live.Copy !req
579. I appreciate your
hospitality, but thank you.Copy !req
580. Thank you, gentlemen.Copy !req
581. I'll take mama home.Copy !req
582. She got her own car.Copy !req
583. We goin' together, right baby?Copy !req
584. - Okay, if you feel safe that way.Copy !req
585. - I feel comfortable that way.Copy !req
586. I'd rather have it that way.Copy !req
587. You got the keys, darlin'?Copy !req
588. - Yes.Copy !req
589. - Okay, let's go.Copy !req
590. - Steve?Copy !req
591. - Yes?Copy !req
592. - Remember, get plenty of restCopy !req
593. and nothing to eat after midnight.Copy !req
594. - mean not
to eat after midnight.Copy !req
595. - That's what the doctor said.Copy !req
596. - That's right, that's what I said.Copy !req
597. Nothing to eat after midnight.Copy !req
598. - Guess I can't have nothing
to eat after midnight.Copy !req
599. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
600. See ya, see ya Jim.Copy !req
601. - Okay, Steve.Copy !req
602. - Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
603. Thank you for everything,
I'll see you later.Copy !req
604. - Okay, goodbye Steve.Copy !req
605. - I know, nothing
to eat after midnight.Copy !req
606. - That's right.Copy !req
607. - Nothing to eat after midnight.Copy !req
608. See ya.Copy !req
609. - You know, I don't understand this.Copy !req
610. I hope this will work,
but I am just not sure.Copy !req
611. - What's wrong, Doc?Copy !req
612. - Well, I try to work so hard,Copy !req
613. and I'm trying to do it
in the name of science,Copy !req
614. but with this, but this
clown I just don't know.Copy !req
615. - Doc, don't worry, okay?Copy !req
616. Just don't worry.Copy !req
617. Say maybe, maybe we should
have something to drink.Copy !req
618. - You know something?Copy !req
619. That is a very good idea.Copy !req
620. - Tell you what I'll do.Copy !req
621. Why don't I fix the two of us a martini?Copy !req
622. - Hey, that is very good.Copy !req
623. That's very good, but
make mine a vodka martini.Copy !req
624. - You got it.Copy !req
625. - Okay, let's go.Copy !req
626. - Come on in, sweetie.Copy !req
627. Come on in.Copy !req
628. Welcome to my little castle.Copy !req
629. Home sweet home.Copy !req
630. - Oh, you have a nice place here.Copy !req
631. - Yeah, well we kinda like it.Copy !req
632. It's kinda groovy.Copy !req
633. We got a few pieces of art
that we kinda dig a little bit.Copy !req
634. That's one of my pieces
there that we picked upCopy !req
635. over in Africa.Copy !req
636. - Oh, it's quite nice.Copy !req
637. - Yeah, something really different,Copy !req
638. but you talk about something different,Copy !req
639. check out my 'get high' tree.Copy !req
640. - Your what?
- My get-high tree.Copy !req
641. If you had some paper I'd
roll you a joint right now.Copy !req
642. - Oh, but isn't that
illegal to smoke marijuana?Copy !req
643. - Illegal to smoke marijuana
because of the system.Copy !req
644. The system says it's
illegal to smoke marijuana,Copy !req
645. but when you check it
out, the system's wrong.Copy !req
646. The system says it's
illegal to smoke marijuana,Copy !req
647. yet it's still the same system sayin'Copy !req
648. it's okay for two grown
men to have sex together.Copy !req
649. So that means, if you
are caught with a jointCopy !req
650. in your mouth,Copy !req
651. you better make sure it has
two balls on the end of it.Copy !req
652. Kinda woke you up a little bit.Copy !req
653. I thought that'd wake you up.Copy !req
654. That kinda gets you so
you can relax in my home.Copy !req
655. But the one thing that you
haven't had a chance to seeCopy !req
656. is the fun room, the bedroom.Copy !req
657. I want you to check out the bedroom, baby.Copy !req
658. - Wait a minute, let me set you straight.Copy !req
659. I'm a professional.Copy !req
660. - You're a what?Copy !req
661. - I'm a professional.Copy !req
662. - You mean to tell me you're a hooker?Copy !req
663. - No, I'm a nurse and a
laboratory technician.Copy !req
664. - I know what a nurse is, but what's,Copy !req
665. what does the lab technician do?Copy !req
666. - How about administering
the technical things?Copy !req
667. - I've tried a little bit of everything.Copy !req
668. I might as well try some of that.Copy !req
669. Can we try some right now?Copy !req
670. - Uh, it's time for your pill.Copy !req
671. Can you tell me where
I can get some water?Copy !req
672. - Oh, some water, oh
right here in the kitchen,Copy !req
673. just right over there, see over there?Copy !req
674. - Thank you.Copy !req
675. - Okay, sweetie, you'll
find it right up there,Copy !req
676. the hot and the cold water.Copy !req
677. If you're gonna give me a
pill, bring me some cold water.Copy !req
678. - Alright.Copy !req
679. - Okay.Copy !req
680. - Steve!Copy !req
681. - I'm just gettin' comfortableCopy !req
682. so that we can enjoy ourselves up here.Copy !req
683. Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' cool now.Copy !req
684. - Come on, look, I'm here to do one thingCopy !req
685. and that's to take care of you.Copy !req
686. - I believe that, I know
you, and you're qualified.Copy !req
687. I told them to send me
a qualified princess.Copy !req
688. I told 'em, don't send me no gorilla,Copy !req
689. don't send me no faggot,
don't send me no bull dyke.Copy !req
690. But look, all I know is
that you one of them womenCopy !req
691. that like women, one of
them damn bull dykes,Copy !req
692. that's that's what you are.Copy !req
693. - Wait a minute, I think
you got it all wrong.Copy !req
694. - I know they guesses,
I'm just takin' a guess.Copy !req
695. Well tell me this, where do you live at?Copy !req
696. - I live at 1012 Northwest 74th Street.Copy !req
697. - Oh, I've got it figured out now.Copy !req
698. You got a sponsor, 'cause it cost moneyCopy !req
699. to live in that neighborhood
with swimming poolsCopy !req
700. and tennis courts and all the other jazz.Copy !req
701. That's what's happening, huh?Copy !req
702. - No, I make enough money
at the lab with Dr. Dippy.Copy !req
703. - You make that kinda
bread, well that's super.Copy !req
704. Well, this has got to be my lucky day.Copy !req
705. You ain't got nobody, I ain't got nobody.Copy !req
706. Hey baby, come here!Copy !req
707. - Wait a minute, you gotta get your rest.Copy !req
708. After all, you have your
experiment tomorrow.Copy !req
709. - You act like a karate expertCopy !req
710. instead of some lab technician.Copy !req
711. Experiment tomorrow?Copy !req
712. - That's right.Copy !req
713. - Experiment when?Copy !req
714. - Tomorrow.Copy !req
715. - Experiment when?Copy !req
716. Experiment when?Copy !req
717. Experiment when?Copy !req
718. We're not gonna experiment tomorrow, baby.Copy !req
719. No sir, baby, we gonna
experiment right now.Copy !req
720. Goddamn, baby, you are the greatest.Copy !req
721. Lord have mercy, hoo!Copy !req
722. Come on baby, let's go in the bedroomCopy !req
723. and get it on right now, right now.Copy !req
724. - Steve, I'm afraid.Copy !req
725. - You're afraid of what, baby?Copy !req
726. I ain't gonna hurt nothin' as fine as you.Copy !req
727. You don't have to worry about nothin'.Copy !req
728. No, don't worry baby,
I ain't gonna hurt you.Copy !req
729. What you afraid of?Copy !req
730. - I'm a virgin.Copy !req
731. - You're a what?Copy !req
732. - A virgin.Copy !req
733. - A virgin?Copy !req
734. Oh shit, goddamn it, this is my lucky day.Copy !req
735. I done got me a cherry!Copy !req
736. - That's what worries me.Copy !req
737. - Oh no, baby, you don't have to worry.Copy !req
738. Shit, come on, take
this shit off right now.Copy !req
739. I can't get this thing off.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
740. - Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
741. - No, that's okay.Copy !req
742. Look, you can unbutton it.Copy !req
743. Oh baby, oh baby, oh
baby, I can't wait, baby!Copy !req
744. Oh baby, shitfire!Copy !req
745. Take your drawers off,
take your drawers off.Copy !req
746. You take yours off, I'll take mine off.Copy !req
747. Take yours off, I'll take mine off.Copy !req
748. Come on girl, take your
drawers off, goddamn it.Copy !req
749. - But Steve, I'm afraid!Copy !req
750. - Bitch, it's too late to be afraid now!Copy !req
751. - Alright, alright Steve,
I'll take my clothes off.Copy !req
752. - Say man, suppose he's
wanted by the police.Copy !req
753. - Aw the police don't
want that nigger, man.Copy !req
754. I don't even believe his mama wants him.Copy !req
755. - Oh, Peggy, welcome to the club.Copy !req
756. - But Steve, I'm still afraid.Copy !req
757. - Aw, darlin', don't be afraid.Copy !req
758. After all, I'm not gonna hurt ya.Copy !req
759. I wouldn't hurt you for
nothin' in the world.Copy !req
760. Oh Peggy, just look at your titties.Copy !req
761. Every time I look at your tittiesCopy !req
762. they remind me of windshield wipers.Copy !req
763. - Windshield wipers?Copy !req
764. - Oh, windshield wipers.Copy !req
765. Oh, Peggy, Peggy, come here baby.Copy !req
766. Come here, let me relax with mama.Copy !req
767. Let me relax with you, baby.Copy !req
768. Oh Peggy, don't be afraid.Copy !req
769. Look at all this.Copy !req
770. Oh Peggy, Peggy, come on
and get in this bed baby.Copy !req
771. Come on, get in this bed baby.Copy !req
772. Peggy, come on and get in this bed, baby.Copy !req
773. What you waitin' for, Peggy?Copy !req
774. Come on, come on Peggy.Copy !req
775. Come on Peggy, get in this bed.Copy !req
776. Peggy, Peggy, get in the bed.Copy !req
777. Come on, baby.Copy !req
778. Oh Peggy, at last, Peggy.Copy !req
779. - Oh, my eye!Copy !req
780. - Stop makin' excuses, let's dance!Copy !req
781. - You almost put out my eye!Copy !req
782. - Why don't you look where you're goin'?Copy !req
783. What's the matter now?Copy !req
784. - I need air, I need air.Copy !req
785. - Peggy, turn that damn light out, Peggy.Copy !req
786. - Turn the light off?Copy !req
787. - Yeah, turn it off.Copy !req
788. - This is my first time, I
wanna see what's goin' on.Copy !req
789. - I thought you'd enjoy it better, baby,Copy !req
790. with the light out.Copy !req
791. - Well, if you promise not to hurt me,Copy !req
792. I'll turn it out.Copy !req
793. - I promise, baby, just
turn it out, please.Copy !req
794. - Steve?Copy !req
795. - Yes?Copy !req
796. - Don't hurt me.Copy !req
797. - Steve?Copy !req
798. - Yeah?Copy !req
799. - Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
800. - What you mean, don't hurt you, Peggy?Copy !req
801. - Don't hurt me.Copy !req
802. - What do you mean, don't hurt you?Copy !req
803. - That ring you have on your finger.Copy !req
804. - Peggy, that ain't a
ring on my finger, baby.Copy !req
805. - Then what is it?Copy !req
806. - That's the watch on my wrist.Copy !req
807. - What are you doing in
that ridiculous outfit?Copy !req
808. - I have just come from
the sauna, darling.Copy !req
809. - My dear, if you keep
going back to that saunaCopy !req
810. and you're gonna lose
what little you have left!Copy !req
811. - You seem to be very happy
with what little I have left.Copy !req
812. - Hmm, let's talk about something else.Copy !req
813. Why don't we play a little chess?Copy !req
814. - Chess? No.Copy !req
815. I just, I couldn't concentrate.Copy !req
816. I have too many things on
my mind about tomorrow.Copy !req
817. - Well I know tomorrow's a big day,Copy !req
818. but chess is the best game to concentrate.Copy !req
819. It's perfectly made out for that.Copy !req
820. - Okay, I will give it a try.Copy !req
821. What the hell.Copy !req
822. - Alright, I made my first move already.Copy !req
823. Oh, I can see you're not
in the mood for this.Copy !req
824. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
825. - I told you.Copy !req
826. - Sit over here and I'll rub your back.Copy !req
827. - I'd rather you rub something else.Copy !req
828. - My dear, when I get my diamond pasties,Copy !req
829. you will get a complete massage.Copy !req
830. But in the meantime, you get over here.Copy !req
831. I will give you a shoulder rub.Copy !req
832. And that's all you're gonna get for now.Copy !req
833. - Monica darling?Copy !req
834. - What dear?Copy !req
835. - Will you hand me one
of my cigars, please?Copy !req
836. - Oh, I wish you'd stop smoking.Copy !req
837. Don't you know smoking stunts your growth?Copy !req
838. - I think it is a little
bit too late for that.Copy !req
839. - Oh, you are just hopeless.Copy !req
840. Well, here you are.Copy !req
841. - Thank you.Copy !req
842. You know, Monica darling,
within less than 24 hours,Copy !req
843. I will have over $10
million worth of diamondsCopy !req
844. right in these hands.Copy !req
845. - I wonder how many
diamonds it's gonna takeCopy !req
846. to make up my pasties?Copy !req
847. - Oh, I don't really care.Copy !req
848. As many as you want.Copy !req
849. - Can I also have a new car?Copy !req
850. - Of course, because you are the only oneCopy !req
851. that I'm going to split with.Copy !req
852. - Oh darling, you're the only oneCopy !req
853. that understands me so.Copy !req
854. That's why I love you.Copy !req
855. - Oh, don't tell me that.Copy !req
856. You just love me for my body.Copy !req
857. - I love you.Copy !req
858. - By the way, what time is it?Copy !req
859. - It's only 10 minutes after 12.Copy !req
860. - Boy, I sure hope that SteveCopy !req
861. remembers my instructions.Copy !req
862. I distinctly told him,
nothing to eat after midnight.Copy !req
863. Nothing to eat after midnight.Copy !req
864. - Oh Lord, oh Jesus, oh Steve.Copy !req
865. Steve, do you think you're
gonna be alright tomorrowCopy !req
866. for the experiment?Copy !req
867. After all, the doctor did sayCopy !req
868. you wasn't supposed to eat
anything after midnight.Copy !req
869. - I don't think he meant this.Copy !req
870. - I can't believe the
time is finally here.Copy !req
871. In just a few hours we
will all be millionaires.Copy !req
872. - Yeah, I tell ya, ain't
nothin' can go wrong now.Copy !req
873. - But, what if—Copy !req
874. - Steve will be here and
the plan is perfect, Doc!Copy !req
875. - No time for conversation, Peggy.Copy !req
876. Just take Steve in the back.Copy !req
877. - Steve, please follow me.Copy !req
878. - I guess this is a great day for science.Copy !req
879. - Hey, let's hope it's a great dayCopy !req
880. for all of us to become millionaires.Copy !req
881. - But I am doing it for science.Copy !req
882. - But we're doing it for the bread!Copy !req
883. - How can you think of
money at a time like this?Copy !req
884. - Easy.Copy !req
885. - Now I go to perform my final act.Copy !req
886. - Success!Copy !req
887. - Oh, what a night!Copy !req
888. Baby, whew, you made me the
happiest man in the world.Copy !req
889. You are a super, super girl.Copy !req
890. You know how to make a man feel good.Copy !req
891. Did you enjoy yourself last night?Copy !req
892. - Yes, darling.Copy !req
893. - Well Steve, are you ready?Copy !req
894. - Ready for what, Doctor?Copy !req
895. - Oh, this is the big day, Steve.Copy !req
896. Will you take off your coat, please?Copy !req
897. - Okay, I don't mind, Doctor.Copy !req
898. I don't mind taking off my coat.Copy !req
899. Everything seemed to be
going like y'all promised.Copy !req
900. I had such a good time last night.Copy !req
901. I'm such a good, good, good move.Copy !req
902. What are you getting ready to do, Doctor?Copy !req
903. - Will you please drop
your pants and bend over?Copy !req
904. - Drop my pants and bend over?Copy !req
905. - That's right.Copy !req
906. - I mean, what you gettin' ready to do?Copy !req
907. - I'm going to give
you a shot in the butt.Copy !req
908. - A shot in the butt?Copy !req
909. - That's right.Copy !req
910. - But Doctor, most of the time
they shoot you in the arm.Copy !req
911. Why you wanna shoot me in my butt?Copy !req
912. - Because it's easier for me to reach.Copy !req
913. Will you bend over please?Copy !req
914. - Okay Doctor, but you're
not gonna hurt me are ya?Copy !req
915. - No.Copy !req
916. - You sure?Copy !req
917. - I am positive, just bend over, please.Copy !req
918. - Now don't hurt me now, Doctor.Copy !req
919. - Peggy.Copy !req
920. - Doctor, don't hurt me.Copy !req
921. - You won't feel a thing.Copy !req
922. - Is he a monster?Copy !req
923. - Is he a wild man?Copy !req
924. - Is the nigger crazy?Copy !req
925. - Hell no, he's just what
I spent my $6,000 for!Copy !req
926. I've got myself a $6,000 nigger!Copy !req
927. - How do you feel, Steve?Copy !req
928. How do you feel?Copy !req
929. - I feel good!Copy !req
930. I feel good!Copy !req
931. I feel good!Copy !req
932. - Looks heavy.Copy !req
933. - Yeah, what you want me to do with that?Copy !req
934. - I want you to bend it.Copy !req
935. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
936. - Bend it.Copy !req
937. - I don't know if I can bend this thing.Copy !req
938. I'll try.Copy !req
939. Samson ain't got shit on me!Copy !req
940. Man, I could kick King Kong's black ass!Copy !req
941. - Since you're so damn strong,Copy !req
942. come over here and lift this large safe.Copy !req
943. Lift the darn safe.Copy !req
944. - Go ahead.Copy !req
945. Go ahead.Copy !req
946. - I'll try.Copy !req
947. - Shit, that safe weighs 2,000 pounds!Copy !req
948. I don't believe it!Copy !req
949. - God damn it, what's going on?Copy !req
950. - Say Bob, just to satisfy this guy,Copy !req
951. we'd better make that stop.Copy !req
952. - Listen man, we've only got five hours.Copy !req
953. Now, I still got to give
you the instructions.Copy !req
954. Listen, you got 10 minutes, okay?Copy !req
955. 10 minutes to kick their asses,Copy !req
956. and then you got to get
right back in the car.Copy !req
957. 10 minutes and then we got to go, okay?Copy !req
958. - That's all I need, man, just 10 minutes.Copy !req
959. 10 minutes to put my foot in their ass,Copy !req
960. that's all I need.Copy !req
961. - Good luck, Steve, and hurry back.Copy !req
962. - Okay man, I appreciate that.Copy !req
963. I'll do anything you say after that, Bob.Copy !req
964. Okay, alright, whatever
you say, it's okay.Copy !req
965. - Yeah man, that old Ku Klux
Klan down there on 22nd Avenue?Copy !req
966. - Oh yeah, I heard about that.Copy !req
967. - Yeah, membership for the bros is $10.Copy !req
968. - Hey man, look at this
shit here!Copy !req
969. - I got him!
- Motherfucker!Copy !req
970. - Are you crazy, are you crazy?Copy !req
971. - I told y'all y'all was
gonna get your asses kicked!Copy !req
972. - Don't kill me!Copy !req
973. Don't kill me, man!Copy !req
974. You makin' a big mistake!Copy !req
975. - Look at my face, look
at my face goddamn it!Copy !req
976. Don't move, nigger, don't move!Copy !req
977. - Man, Steve, Steve, man don't hurt me!Copy !req
978. You done killed both
of these guys, nigger!Copy !req
979. Ain't that enough, man?Copy !req
980. Please man!Copy !req
981. - Steve, you sure took care of them!Copy !req
982. - Did you see that nigger run?Copy !req
983. - Yeah, you kicked ass!Copy !req
984. You done took care of your business,Copy !req
985. now I want you to come
on and take care of mine.Copy !req
986. - Anything you say, Bob.Copy !req
987. Come on, let's get the hell outta here.Copy !req
988. - Get in the car, let's go.Copy !req
989. - Come on, let's go.Copy !req
990. Now wait just a minute, just a minute.Copy !req
991. What is this, what is it
you guys want me to do?Copy !req
992. - It's all a practical joke.Copy !req
993. See, the owners of this jewelry store,Copy !req
994. we're gonna play a joke on 'em.Copy !req
995. We're gonna take their
safe outta the storeCopy !req
996. without them knowin' it.Copy !req
997. Of course we're going to
return it in a few days.Copy !req
998. - Now Bob, let me tell you something.Copy !req
999. The last time a nigger
tried something like that,Copy !req
1000. the police fired two warning
shots in his black assCopy !req
1001. and then they hollered "Halt!"Copy !req
1002. Now Bob, why, man, tell me why?Copy !req
1003. Why, why in the hell
do you wanna try for meCopy !req
1004. to take that safe?Copy !req
1005. - It ain't gonna be no shootin'.Copy !req
1006. This, this is different, see?Copy !req
1007. We wanna sell this store
some equipment, see,Copy !req
1008. stop some of these
niggers from breaking inCopy !req
1009. and stealing these white folks' jewelry.Copy !req
1010. See, and if we can prove that the storeCopy !req
1011. is not secure the way it is now,Copy !req
1012. they'll buy the equipment and
we make a whole lotta money.Copy !req
1013. - That's great, Bob.Copy !req
1014. After all, man, you've been
super, super nice to me.Copy !req
1015. Okay, I'll go along with it.Copy !req
1016. We'll give it a try.Copy !req
1017. - All you got to do is pretendCopy !req
1018. like you buyin' some jewelry,
the best in the joint,Copy !req
1019. and you gonna have to look
like you can afford the bestCopy !req
1020. like me, you see?Copy !req
1021. So go on and get changed so we can go onCopy !req
1022. and take care of this business.Copy !req
1023. - Man, I still don't understand!Copy !req
1024. How the hell am I gonna take
a big safe out of the storeCopy !req
1025. with all them people and nobody see me?Copy !req
1026. - Don't you worry about that.Copy !req
1027. I've got it all worked out.Copy !req
1028. I'll explain it to you while
you're gettin' dressed.Copy !req
1029. - Alright, Bob, you better explain this.Copy !req
1030. - Hey, remember that guy
that walked in the storeCopy !req
1031. the other day?Copy !req
1032. - Yeah?Copy !req
1033. - The tall, really good looking
one with the blond hair?Copy !req
1034. - Yeah, do I remember him!Copy !req
1035. - The one looking at you?Copy !req
1036. I saw him the other day.Copy !req
1037. He asked me out.Copy !req
1038. - He did?Copy !req
1039. - Hello, may I help you?Copy !req
1040. - Yes, you can.Copy !req
1041. - Are you looking for
anything specific today?Copy !req
1042. - Without a doubt.Copy !req
1043. You know what I'd like to have, sweetie?Copy !req
1044. - What's that?
- You look like the typeCopy !req
1045. of lady that could help.Copy !req
1046. I'd like to have a nice,
nice present for my lady.Copy !req
1047. - A nice present, something
different no doubt.Copy !req
1048. - Right, right, right, you good.Copy !req
1049. That's it.Copy !req
1050. - A charm for her bracelet—Copy !req
1051. - No, I don't no charm.Copy !req
1052. - A watch?Copy !req
1053. - A watch, now that sounds like a winner.Copy !req
1054. - Gold?Copy !req
1055. - Well let me see, show it to me.Copy !req
1056. - Come this way.Copy !req
1057. - Show it to me please, if you don't mind.Copy !req
1058. - We've got some beautiful ladies' watchesCopy !req
1059. right over here.Copy !req
1060. - Good afternoon.Copy !req
1061. - Hello.Copy !req
1062. - May I help you?Copy !req
1063. - Yes, we are looking for rings.Copy !req
1064. - Rings, what kind of rings?Copy !req
1065. - Wedding rings.Copy !req
1066. - Oh, wedding rings, congratulations!Copy !req
1067. When's the day?Copy !req
1068. - Very soon, next month.Copy !req
1069. - Gosh, that's great.Copy !req
1070. Let's see now.Copy !req
1071. What kind of wedding
rings are you looking for?Copy !req
1072. Well, we've got plain
bands, some engraved bands.Copy !req
1073. - Something, something
that is not too expensive.Copy !req
1074. - Diamonds.Copy !req
1075. - Diamonds.Copy !req
1076. Listen, I have this beautiful
ring I think you'll like.Copy !req
1077. Let me get it for you.Copy !req
1078. - Let me see what she's got to show.Copy !req
1079. Diamonds are a girl's best friends.Copy !req
1080. - That's right.
- But not mine.Copy !req
1081. - Let me show you this ring.Copy !req
1082. - Oh my goodness, look at it!Copy !req
1083. That's just exactly what I want.Copy !req
1084. - That looks too expensive.Copy !req
1085. - You haven't even looked at it.Copy !req
1086. - I looked at it!Copy !req
1087. I've seen it; it's too expensive.Copy !req
1088. - You don't even know how much it costs.Copy !req
1089. - I can tell by looking at it!Copy !req
1090. - This ring costs a thousand dollars.Copy !req
1091. - Sir, I have just the watch for you.Copy !req
1092. - Well let me see it.Copy !req
1093. Let me see it.Copy !req
1094. - The finest watch in the whole store.Copy !req
1095. - Would you like to try it on?Copy !req
1096. - Yes.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1097. I think you better show her
something less expensive.Copy !req
1098. - Well it's really not that expensive,Copy !req
1099. and it looks so beautiful on her hand.Copy !req
1100. - No, no, I am sorry.Copy !req
1101. - This is the one I want.Copy !req
1102. Let me look at it under the light here.Copy !req
1103. It looks lovely, look, it's beautiful!Copy !req
1104. - No, no, no.Copy !req
1105. - Look at it!Copy !req
1106. - Nope.Copy !req
1107. - What do you mean, no?
- No!Copy !req
1108. - You're so cheap!Copy !req
1109. - I am not cheap.Copy !req
1110. - Well you are so!Copy !req
1111. - Nope.Copy !req
1112. - It's only a thousand dollars.Copy !req
1113. - Oh baby, now that's what I call a watch.Copy !req
1114. That's, look at the diamonds in it.Copy !req
1115. - Isn't that beautiful?Copy !req
1116. Notice the filigree leaf.
- You are cheap!Copy !req
1117. - Can you put—
- What do you mean, cheap?Copy !req
1118. Don't give me that cheap.
- You are so!Copy !req
1119. - Excuse me.
- No way am I cheap.Copy !req
1120. That's $1,000 too much!Copy !req
1121. - Excuse me, is there
something wrong here?Copy !req
1122. - Nothing is wrong.Copy !req
1123. This is a private argument.Copy !req
1124. - Well, everything seems to be okay.Copy !req
1125. Would you like to try
on something different?Copy !req
1126. - Yes.
- I don't want anythingCopy !req
1127. different, this is the one I want!Copy !req
1128. - It's really a very lovely ring.Copy !req
1129. - If that is the one you
want, you buy it yourself!Copy !req
1130. - Oh my god!Copy !req
1131. - Oh my darling, my darling, speak to me!Copy !req
1132. Speak to me!Copy !req
1133. - Blanche, Blanche, come here!Copy !req
1134. She's fainted!Copy !req
1135. - Help!
- Oh no!Copy !req
1136. - Lift her feet up, perhaps that'll help.Copy !req
1137. Here, I'll take her pulse.Copy !req
1138. Maybe we oughta loosen her clothing.Copy !req
1139. - I will do that, I will do that.Copy !req
1140. - No you don't,
this is a respectable store!Copy !req
1141. I don't think the boss would allow it.Copy !req
1142. - I am sorry, I am sorry.Copy !req
1143. Call an ambulance, call an ambulance.Copy !req
1144. - Let's
see, her pulse looks okay.Copy !req
1145. Let's try her respiration.
- Yes, we need an ambulanceCopy !req
1146. sent to Main Street Jewelers, please.Copy !req
1147. Hurry, it's an emergency!Copy !req
1148. One of our customers has fainted.Copy !req
1149. Thank you.Copy !req
1150. - Speak, speak to me.Copy !req
1151. Speak to me, please.Copy !req
1152. - Oh, she looks
like she's gone to me.Copy !req
1153. - Oh no!Copy !req
1154. - Bob, what're we stoppin' here for?Copy !req
1155. - Never mind that, come on.Copy !req
1156. I want you to get the
safe outta the trunk.Copy !req
1157. Come on, put it on the ground.Copy !req
1158. - Okay.Copy !req
1159. - Open it up!Copy !req
1160. - But Bob, it's locked!Copy !req
1161. - Tear the damn thing open, man!Copy !req
1162. We made you the strongest
man in the world.Copy !req
1163. Come on, you can do it.Copy !req
1164. - Alright, if you say so, I'll open it.Copy !req
1165. I'll open it, I'll open it.Copy !req
1166. - Got it, we got it!Copy !req
1167. - Well what're you gonna do with 'em?Copy !req
1168. What're you gonna do with 'em?Copy !req
1169. - Never mind that.Copy !req
1170. Come on, I want you to get
rid of this safe for me.Copy !req
1171. Come on, hurry up!Copy !req
1172. - Alright, alright, alright.Copy !req
1173. - Come on man, come on!Copy !req
1174. Alright, come on, hurry it up.Copy !req
1175. Hurry man, hurry!Copy !req
1176. How can a man be so strong
and just be so damn slow?Copy !req
1177. Holdin' up my progress here.Copy !req
1178. Pick me up a new Cadillac, anyway.Copy !req
1179. Come on, man!Copy !req
1180. Hurry it up, man!Copy !req
1181. Man, we ain't got all day!Copy !req
1182. Get on over here.Copy !req
1183. - Bob, what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
1184. - I'm sorry Steve, but
you see this is a robbery,Copy !req
1185. not a practical joke.Copy !req
1186. See that was over $10
million worth of diamondsCopy !req
1187. in that safe and I got 'em right here.Copy !req
1188. - So now you wanna shoot me?Copy !req
1189. You're gonna kill me?Copy !req
1190. - Think of it this way.Copy !req
1191. I'm just closing your contract with death.Copy !req
1192. You see, because you were gonna dieCopy !req
1193. in six days anyway.Copy !req
1194. - What're you talking about?Copy !req
1195. - You see, that experiment
that was performedCopy !req
1196. on you has one fatal aftereffect.Copy !req
1197. You see, you die in exactly one week.Copy !req
1198. Peggy and the doctor were tryingCopy !req
1199. to discover some sort of neutralizerCopy !req
1200. that would counter that
effect, but you see,Copy !req
1201. we just didn't have enough time.Copy !req
1202. We had to get these diamonds.Copy !req
1203. - You're a no good son of a bitch!Copy !req
1204. - That's just what
my mama used to call me.Copy !req
1205. I think I'm gonna shoot you in your faceCopy !req
1206. 'cause I don't wanna mess up that suitCopy !req
1207. I just bought ya.Copy !req
1208. God damn, this nigger is bulletproof!Copy !req
1209. - Peggy, Peggy!Copy !req
1210. Goddamn, where could that woman be?Copy !req
1211. Peggy!Copy !req
1212. Shit!Copy !req
1213. Peggy!Copy !req
1214. - What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
1215. - It was that goddamn nigger Steve!Copy !req
1216. He's bulletproof!Copy !req
1217. - What the hell you mean, bulletproof?Copy !req
1218. - I tried to shoot him,
but the bullets bouncedCopy !req
1219. right off his black ass.Copy !req
1220. - Well have you got the diamonds?Copy !req
1221. - No.
- You don't have the diamonds?Copy !req
1222. - He's got 'em, but don't worry.Copy !req
1223. - Don't worry, don't worry!Copy !req
1224. That's all you've bene saying
since we started this shit,Copy !req
1225. and look what it's gotten us!Copy !req
1226. - Don't worry, Steve'll bring 'em back.Copy !req
1227. - Well how will he bring 'em back?Copy !req
1228. - He'll bring 'em back in
exchange for the neutralizer.Copy !req
1229. See, see I told him that he
was gonna die in six daysCopy !req
1230. if he didn't get the neutralizerCopy !req
1231. that you and Peggy was working on, Doc.Copy !req
1232. - But we don't have the neutralizer.Copy !req
1233. - We know that, Doc, but Steve doesn't.Copy !req
1234. - What was that?Copy !req
1235. - That was Peggy.Copy !req
1236. - Huh?Copy !req
1237. - Hey baby, am I glad to see you!Copy !req
1238. - Sugar, what's wrong?Copy !req
1239. - Oh baby, what you got there?Copy !req
1240. - This could save your life.Copy !req
1241. Come on, quick, get inside.Copy !req
1242. - Okay.Copy !req
1243. Man, them niggers crazy.Copy !req
1244. Them motherfuckers tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
1245. - Steve, I'm so glad that you're safe.Copy !req
1246. - Safe? Safe?Copy !req
1247. Shit, I feel like I'm dyin', goddamn it.Copy !req
1248. - I know, I overheard them talking.Copy !req
1249. You know you only have six days to live?Copy !req
1250. - Six days?Copy !req
1251. I'm not gonna sit around here
with no six days 'til I die.Copy !req
1252. I'm goin' to the lab, I'm
gonna find that littleCopy !req
1253. short motherfucker, kick his
ass, and get that neutralizer.Copy !req
1254. - You can't, that's exactly
what they want you to doCopy !req
1255. so they can trick you into
giving up the diamondsCopy !req
1256. for the neutralizer.Copy !req
1257. They don't even have the neutralizer!Copy !req
1258. - What, you mean to tell me
they don't have no neutralizer?Copy !req
1259. - We have the main ingredients,Copy !req
1260. but in what amounts I don't know.Copy !req
1261. It could take months, even
years, to get this thing right.Copy !req
1262. - You mean to tell me you think thatCopy !req
1263. I'm gonna sit on my black ass
and just sit here and die?Copy !req
1264. What's all that shit you
got over there anyway?Copy !req
1265. - Look, after I heard
all I needed to know.Copy !req
1266. - Yeah, what happened?Copy !req
1267. - I grabbed the compounds
for the neutralizer.Copy !req
1268. - Uh-Huh.Copy !req
1269. - And I left the lab
without anyone seeing me.Copy !req
1270. - Uh-Huh.Copy !req
1271. You mean to tell me you
can make the neutralizerCopy !req
1272. out of that stuff?Copy !req
1273. - Yes, but—Copy !req
1274. - But give me that stuff!Copy !req
1275. - Steve, what're you gonna do?Copy !req
1276. - I'm not gonna sit
here and commit suicide.Copy !req
1277. I'm gonna do something if
I'm gonna die, damn it!Copy !req
1278. If I'm gonna die, girl,
I'm gonna die travelin'!Copy !req
1279. Well get out the way, I don't wanna die!Copy !req
1280. Ain't nobody, nobody gonna
put them flowers on my grave.Copy !req
1281. I do not wanna die, Lord,
I wanna go to heaven!Copy !req
1282. But I don't wanna die.Copy !req
1283. Oh, them honkeys done messed me up.Copy !req
1284. Eenie-meanie-miney-mo, this
nigger's not ready to go!Copy !req
1285. I don't wanna die, I don't
wanna die, I don't wanna die!Copy !req
1286. I got too much to live for!Copy !req
1287. Oh Jesus, goddamn it, shit!Copy !req
1288. - Oh my God!Copy !req
1289. - Oh goddamn it, I got it,
I believe I got the formula!Copy !req
1290. - Steve, don't drink that stuff!Copy !req
1291. - I'm gonna drink this shit!Copy !req
1292. - If it turns white,
it's not a neutralizer!Copy !req
1293. - Peggy, it's turnin'!Copy !req
1294. - It's a miracle!Copy !req
1295. Steve, you found the neutralizer!Copy !req
1296. - Woo, I feel good!Copy !req
1297. Woo, I feel good!Copy !req
1298. Oh, I feel good!Copy !req
1299. - I knew you would!Copy !req
1300. - I feel good!Copy !req
1301. - Alright, cut the bullshit.Copy !req
1302. We want the diamonds.Copy !req
1303. - Nigger, I don't know
nothin' about no diamonds.Copy !req
1304. - Look, if you want this bitch alive,Copy !req
1305. then give up the diamonds.Copy !req
1306. - Look man, that girl
didn't do nothin' to you.Copy !req
1307. Why don't you leave that girl alone?Copy !req
1308. - Look, we're not kidding.Copy !req
1309. If you want this bitch alive,Copy !req
1310. then give up the diamonds.Copy !req
1311. - Believe me, my friend,
he is not kidding.Copy !req
1312. Oh, I see you have the compounds.Copy !req
1313. I can make the neutralizer for you, Steve,Copy !req
1314. of course in exchange for the diamonds.Copy !req
1315. - Steve has already taken the neutralizer.Copy !req
1316. - In the name of science,
how did you do it, Peggy?Copy !req
1317. - Well, you can give the credit to Steve.Copy !req
1318. All he did was mix the compounds together,Copy !req
1319. then he drank it down.Copy !req
1320. - But I don't understand.Copy !req
1321. We've been working on it for weeks!Copy !req
1322. - Listen, let's cut the
bullshit and get to the point.Copy !req
1323. - Man, I'll tell you
where the diamonds areCopy !req
1324. if you just leave us alone.Copy !req
1325. - Where are they?Copy !req
1326. - Man, they're close to the
spot where we hid the safe.Copy !req
1327. - Well listen, let's go,
and you remember one thing.Copy !req
1328. You may be bulletproof,
but your woman ain't.Copy !req
1329. - Alright, just take it easy, man.Copy !req
1330. Come on baby, we're goin'.Copy !req
1331. You guys are crazy.Copy !req
1332. - But Doctor, where are you taking us?Copy !req
1333. - Do not worry about it, just get going!Copy !req
1334. - Come on, get the lead
out of your ass, move!Copy !req
1335. - Come on, big man, don't hurt this girl.Copy !req
1336. - Let's move, man, let's move.Copy !req
1337. - Get your honky hands off me!Copy !req
1338. - Alright Steve, you get out on that side.Copy !req
1339. - Alright.
- Alright move, nigger!Copy !req
1340. - Peggy, out!Copy !req
1341. - You heard the man,
get your ass over there.Copy !req
1342. Come on.Copy !req
1343. Move!Copy !req
1344. Alright, Steve, where are the diamonds?Copy !req
1345. - I'm not sure, man, I'm not sure.Copy !req
1346. - You're not sure?Copy !req
1347. - No, I forgot.Copy !req
1348. - What do you mean, you forgot?Copy !req
1349. When I gave you superhuman powersCopy !req
1350. I also gave you a super memory.Copy !req
1351. You cannot forget.Copy !req
1352. - Listen Steve, if you're
playing games with us,Copy !req
1353. we'll have to kill her.Copy !req
1354. - Don't move, don't move!Copy !req
1355. Even a slight movement of my handCopy !req
1356. could set this trigger off.Copy !req
1357. - Alright man, alright,
don't hurt the girl.Copy !req
1358. Don't hurt Peggy, just look.Copy !req
1359. Look, I'll get ya the diamonds,
but remember one thing.Copy !req
1360. If you hurt her, I'm still bulletproof,Copy !req
1361. and I'll find you sometime,
someplace, somewhere.Copy !req
1362. - You got yourself a deal, brother.Copy !req
1363. We don't wanna hurt your woman.Copy !req
1364. All we want is the damn diamonds.Copy !req
1365. - Alright, don't hurt the girl.Copy !req
1366. Don't hurt her, please, please.Copy !req
1367. I'll get the diamonds,
I'll get the diamonds.Copy !req
1368. I'll get the diamonds.Copy !req
1369. - You two wait for me in the car.Copy !req
1370. - I thought you were doing
this in the name of science!Copy !req
1371. - Do not be stupid, boy.Copy !req
1372. I was doing it for the money, same as you.Copy !req
1373. - It's all over, Peggy, let's go.Copy !req
1374. - Mama don't know what it is.Copy !req
1375. - Hey, do you know what it is?Copy !req
1376. - Why no, I don't know what it is.Copy !req
1377. - Do you know what it is?Copy !req
1378. Somebody got to know somethingCopy !req
1379. - I'm scared.Copy !req
1380. Somethin's creepy around
here, I don't know what.Copy !req
1381. Lat night, it woke me from my sleep.Copy !req
1382. It must be something awful.Copy !req
1383. It got big feet.Copy !req
1384. It walked so tall.Copy !req
1385. It talks real loud.Copy !req
1386. - Miss, you saw it.Copy !req
1387. What is it?Copy !req
1388. - I'm sorry, young
man, I don't know what it was.Copy !req
1389. - Hey, hey mister,
you know what it is?Copy !req
1390. - I know what it is.Copy !req
1391. It is what it is, that's what it is.Copy !req
1392. - Hey, hey Joe,
you know what it is?Copy !req
1393. I'll ask my brother.Copy !req
1394. Hey brother, can you tell me what it is?Copy !req
1395. - It's a nigger.Copy !req