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before we were born.
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anything in common...
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was Bridget.
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within the week.
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It's gonna be okay, Carmen.
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first thing tomorrow.
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until you fall asleep.
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take seven.
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no one else in the world could.
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just some experiment
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this is a tragedy?
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a bit more enthusiasm?
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we would never make sense of.
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an easy burden to bear.
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for those, too.
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mother and friend,
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that much more unfathomable.
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in a better place now
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Bridget.
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we couldn't face alone.
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Yeah. I will be
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of these stupid heels. Here.
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to face at all.
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one single, complete person:
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at a vintage store.
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and had never been apart.
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was about to change.
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want to go to Greece
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Laverne De Fazio.
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'70s TV icon.
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culturally deprived around here?
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her happy pill this morning.
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I'm saving them up
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doing time at Wallmans
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on your little adventures.
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are such a drama queen.
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South Carolina.
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three states away.
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nevertheless.
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wanted to stay here all summer
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making your documentary.
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a huge hit.
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on how to stack deodorant.
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start my own genre,
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Oh, my goodness.
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you get to go to a place
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looking forward
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it was girls-only.
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to talk about it.
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pierce alert.
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and try these on. Look.
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Go. Go, go, go, go.
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a babe!
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you look amazing.
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Carmen!
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Please buy them.
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or anything else
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show you have a shape.
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so great on you.
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wallowing in self-pity.
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Are you serious?
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has a body!
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in those!
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Little Lena.
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why don't you try them?
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that fits all three of you
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all of this?
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get into them.
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get out of them?
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tried them on.
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and we're gonna pretend
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look at yourself.
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scientifically impossible
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could fit me...
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happened today
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and you can't explain.
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let's just ignore it.
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we can't just ignore it.
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one of our butts look good.
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here than, like...
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probably Lycra.
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are we ready for this?
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the Son...
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here we go.
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This isn't church!
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a sacred place.
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our moms met, right?
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we're gathered here today
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that has been sent to us.
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to pay for 'em?
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of our separation,
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in a pair of pants.
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they travel among us,
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in hearts and spirits,
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from each other.
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I think that tonight
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of these pantalones.
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We need rules.
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Okay.
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Uh, what's your rule?
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when wearing the pants.
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That's not...
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casually scratch
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picking, a little.
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that happened to you
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that happens to you.
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exciting happens?
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is gonna have to.
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Touché.
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time to spend with you.
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you to come home, okay?
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so unnecessary. Why not?
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wash the pants.
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to wash the pants.
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the magic out of the pants?
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no double cuffing.
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at the same time.
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while wearing the pants.
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to write, huh?
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starting to board.
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and love yourself.
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I really wouldn't mind walking.
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my Greek isn't so good.
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in no time.
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the talking,
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puh-puh-puh. Oh, uh...
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and never see my Lena!
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see you, my Lena.
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sheets and lace.
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the most beautiful view, eh?
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Like a jewel.
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like a jewel. Eh?
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Good rest.
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and the color of your team,
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as soon as possible.
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my mother's idea.
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to get rid of me.
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sobbing all week.
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I'm gonna do without you."
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you know?
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about it.
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to have flings with the coaches.
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postpone sending this
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to surprise you.
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my tennis gear,
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like crazy,
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your absolute hardest, okay?
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calculating it on the train.
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with you since I was ten.
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when you come for Christmas,
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me how to make arroz con pollo?
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for you.
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for you.
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but you hate developments.
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exhibit at the Smithsonian.
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and there's country,
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is a wasteland.
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and you came to DC for one day
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a plastics company.
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you telling me you moved.
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so much about you.
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we're gonna have
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summer together.
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come on out here!
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just like you.
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and this is Paul.
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bridesmaids together.
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the surprise yet.
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I...
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natural with that thing.
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I got the hang of it.
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our special talents.
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perfectly clear
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are to be worn
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on your forehead.
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Greek very well.
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on that, won't we?
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good on you.
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smells like fish.
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with the blue flags
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to the U.S., too.
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for the summer.
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my grandparents.
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the small ones back.
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for saving my life.
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466. Saturday night.
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467. Meet me.
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468. Uh, I'm sorry, I ca...
I can't.
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469. Pick it up!
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470. Hi.
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471. I'm Bridget.
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472. Eric.
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473. I know.
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474. So, um, I hear you
go to Columbia.
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475. Yep.
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476. Well, what have you
heard about me?
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477. Your high school
won Nationals.
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478. MVP. I play forward.
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479. So I've noticed.
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480. I'm 17.
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481. Come on,
I'll race you.
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482. That's it.
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483. Seven miles.
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484. Oh, God,
don't you love to run?
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485. Yeah.
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486. It's the best high there is.
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487. Exactly.
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488. It's-It's... It's like
you're just in this place
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489. where-where nothing bad
can ever happen, you know?
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490. Like,
if you just
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491. push a bit further,
if you just keep moving...
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492. Nothing can touch you.
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493. Of course,
the endorphins
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494. don't suck either.
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495. So Tammy's feeling okay?
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496. Yeah.
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497. So is she going to do
baton twirling with you?
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498. We don't know yet.
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499. She might just have
to hold the banner.
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500. Sweetheart,
why don't we say grace
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501. before we start eating dinner.
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502. I would love to.
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503. Bless us, O Lord,
for these, Thy gifts,
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504. which we are about to receive,
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505. from Thy bounty, through
Christ our Lord...
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506. Amen.
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507. Dig in. This looks great.
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508. I will get that.
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509. Oh, it's okay.
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510. We don't answer
the phone during dinner.
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511. Except that one time.
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512. Tell us again
how you guys met.
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513. Oh...
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514. We've told that
story so many times.
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515. Do you want to tell it?
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516. No, I don't want to tell it.
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517. You want me to tell it?
All right.
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518. I dialed the wrong number...
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519. And I answered.
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520. During dinner.
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521. Just that one time.
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522. And Lydia agreed
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523. to go out
with a perfect stranger.
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524. Is that how it happened?
Oh, no.
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525. Come on.
No, no, no.
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526. That is exactly what happened.
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527. We went bowling.
It was so much fun.
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528. Do you remember?
You bowled a two.
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529. A two is a bad score.
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530. At least I didn't get the
bowling ball stuck on my thumb.
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531. The water in the toilet is blue.
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532. Blue?
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533. Yes, Mom, blue.
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534. And by the way,
doesn't Dad hate bowling?
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535. Bowling?
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536. Well, he's down here bowling.
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537. And he says grace.
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538. Grace?
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539. He says Grace, Mom.
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540. Like, he gives thanks
to God before he eats.
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541. We couldn't get him to go
to church with us once.
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542. Who is this guy?
I don't even...
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543. Okay, you need
to talk to him, Carmen.
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544. Just...
tell him how you feel.
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545. I do. I do talk to him.
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546. I talk to him all the time.
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547. Yeah, like you talk to me? No.
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548. This is important Carmensita.
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549. What he did was wrong.
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550. I'm gonna get on a plane and
I'm just gonna come down there.
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551. No, Mom, look...
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552. Okay, you'd never
want him to be happy,
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553. and that's why you blame him
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554. and this
is gonna work out great.
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555. It's going to be fine.
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556. Dear Tibby,
I think we may have been
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557. very, very wrong
about the pants.
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558. The one time I wore them,
I almost drowned,
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559. and then got plucked
onto a fishing boat
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560. by a guy who made me
touch a live fish.
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561. It was disgusting.
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562. At least I'm getting
some good sketching in.
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563. I love everything
about this island.
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564. Well, except
that you're not with me.
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565. Infinite X's and O's.
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566. Lena.
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567. How was town?
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568. Fine.
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569. I have found this
in the laundry.
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570. Is it yours?
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571. No, actually, um...
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572. I, uh, I sort of
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573. borrowed it.
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574. When I went down
to the, um,
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575. harbor,
I went swimming,
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576. and someone just lent it to me.
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577. Oh, someone.
Someone who?
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578. A boy, yeah?
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579. Which one?
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580. I know everyone.
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581. Don't mind them,
they're your cousins.
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582. They're cousins, too?
How many do I have?
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583. Plenty of them.
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584. Don't change the subject.
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585. Come, out with it.
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586. Out, out.
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587. His name is Kostas Dunas.
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588. Dunas?
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589. He's a Dunas?
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590. Shh!
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591. You must never
speak of them.
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592. They are liars,
they are thieves,
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593. they are barbarians!
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594. Your grandfather would die
if he know about this.
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595. You must never see
this boy again.
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596. You understand?
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597. Yes.
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598. No, that's not enough.
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599. You have to swear.
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600. I swear.
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601. Okay.
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602. What exactly am I supposed
to be saying here?
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603. TIBBY
Oh, just stuff about your life.
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604. Oh, ain't nothing
too interesting.
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605. Well, we're not really looking
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606. for interesting,
just real, you know.
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607. That's the point
of a documentary.
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608. A what?
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609. A documentary.
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610. Oh.
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611. Like a movie,
only boring.
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612. Um, hi.
I think this is yours.
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613. They delivered it
to my house by mistake.
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614. They must have got
the numbers screwed up.
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615. See, this says 721 and I'm 271.
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616. I'm Bailey.
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617. Yeah, you're the one...
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618. that, um, that fainted
the other day, right?
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619. At Wallmans. I was there.
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620. Oh, yeah.
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621. You're the weird girl with the
price sticker on your forehead.
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622. Wait here,
I got something for you.
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623. It was lying
next to you.
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624. I opened it up to see if
there was an I.D. in it.
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625. So you ripped off
my wallet?
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626. Ooh...
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627. that's kind of like a
thank you, but different?
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628. I think I had more than
four dollars in here.
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629. Do you seriously think
I would steal your money?
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630. I opened it to see
if there was an I.D. in there.
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631. Okay? There wasn't.
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632. There was a school photo and
a pathetic picture of a kitten.
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633. Oh, so what's in yours?
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634. A Wallmans employee card
or license to ride a bike?
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635. Oh, excuse me.
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636. I get my learner's permit
next week and...
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637. How old are you, like, ten?
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638. Twelve.
Whatever.
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639. Same difference.
No, it's not.
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640. When I was ten,
I didn't have an iPod.
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641. Oh, you're so cool.
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642. And what are you
listening to in there?
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643. Teletubbies' Hit Parade?
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644. You woke her up.
Thank you.
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645. Must suck.
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646. What?
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647. Having to baby-sit
on your day off.
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648. Why are you
working there anyway?
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649. It just
so happens
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650. that I need some extra money
for new video equipment,
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651. and when I finally got around
to looking for a new job,
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652. Wallmans was the...
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653. Why am I telling you this?
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654. Don't you have somewhere
you need to be?
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655. Not really.
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656. Looks like
you got a lot already.
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657. Are you making
a movie or something?
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658. More like an ode.
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659. To what?
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660. Lives of quiet desperation.
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661. Human existence at its lamest.
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662. Oh, fascinating.
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663. Maybe you need an assistant.
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664. Maybe I don't.
You wouldn't have
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665. to pay me or anything.
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666. I could just help you carry
equipment and stuff.
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667. Hi, honey.
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668. Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
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669. Who's your friend?
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670. She's not my...
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671. Bailey. Bailey Graffman.
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672. Well, I got to go.
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673. See you around, Tibby.
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674. There you are.
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675. Hi. Hey.
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676. We should play
tennis tomorrow.
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677. Really?
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678. Yeah.
Yeah.
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679. In the morning?
Yeah.
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680. Are you ready for this,
old man?
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681. You think your knees,
your knees can take it?
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682. Seriously, do you
actually think
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683. that you can return my serve?
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684. I do, Dad, I do.
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685. Would you like to put
some money on that?
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686. I'll put some money
on it.
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687. Uh, sweetheart?
Yeah?
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688. I got to meet
the caterers at the hotel.
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689. Would you mind
stopping by Paul's game?
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690. Sure.
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691. He's an unbelievable
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692. soccer player.
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693. Mm-hmm.
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694. We'll just stop
for one second, okay?
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695. It's right on the way.
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696. Yeah, yeah, okay.
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697. Oh, hey.
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698. How are you?
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699. Good.
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700. Didn't think your team was
scrimmaging till later today.
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701. They're not,
I just came out early
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702. to check out the competition.
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703. Oh...
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704. Well, you're
looking at her.
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705. You're awfully
sure of yourself, huh?
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706. When I know what I want.
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707. Take it down! Take it down!
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708. Overtime!
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709. All right!
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710. Overtime.
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711. Which one of
those is yours?
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712. Uh, Paul. Paul Rodman.
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713. Oh, so you're the
golden boy's dad.
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714. He's a good player.
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715. Yeah, he is.
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716. Al?
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717. Okay, let's see you pass!
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718. Pass, Vreeland!
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719. Now!
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720. Yep, nice shot.
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721. We're not worthy.
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722. Come on, ladies!
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723. Sub!
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724. Vreeland, you're out!
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725. This is a scrimmage,
Vreeland,
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726. as in practice,
as in everyone
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727. on the team needs
to get some.
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728. We all know you're
a superstar.
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729. Okay, we got it.
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730. Now save it for
the championship.
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731. Who do we got, Diana?
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732. Katie, you're up.
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733. Okay, Katie, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
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734. The hotel that's
doing our wedding
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735. had a water main break.
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736. The whole place is flooded.
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737. And the repairs won't
be done for months.
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738. Oh, my God, the place
was just so perfect.
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739. I'm never going to find
another place in time.
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740. I'm just...
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741. We will find a place.
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742. I'm sorry.
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743. Lydia never had
a real wedding.
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744. My, uh, my dad died just
before my first and, uh...
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745. Come on, let's get you home.
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746. We'll work this out.
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747. Hey, uh, Paul,
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748. you want to play
tennis with Carmen?
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749. Great shot, Paul.
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750. What?
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751. Lydia needs me, sweetie.
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752. Besides, it'll be a good chance
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753. for you guys
to get to know each other.
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754. Dad, Paul doesn't talk.
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755. Yeah, he's
a little shy.
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756. Go on. It'll be fun.
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757. We'll play tomorrow, okay?
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758. Okay.
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759. Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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760. Oh, my gosh.
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761. Are you okay?
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762. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
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763. It's swelling.
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764. I'm so sorry.
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765. It's no big deal.
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766. We should just stop.
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767. I'm tired anyway.
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768. Oh!
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769. No, I thought...
I didn't...
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770. Well, here's your shirt.
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771. Thanks again.
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772. Lena, wait!
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773. I was just about
to take her out.
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774. Come with me.
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775. No, I shouldn't even
be here at all.
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776. They told you, didn't they?
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777. You think this is funny?
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778. Our grandparents
hate each other.
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779. You knew my name.
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780. Why didn't you just say
something the other day?
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781. Well, because...
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782. the arguments of old men
have nothing to do with us.
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783. Well, they're not
arguing about nothing.
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784. What is... what was
the fight about?
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785. What everything
here is about.
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786. Money and fish.
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787. My grandfather says your
grandfather cheat him.
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788. Your grandfather says my
grandfather sold him fish
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789. that make his whole
restaurant sick.
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790. So what's the truth?
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791. The truth is... that it's
a beautiful day and...
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792. why should the rest
of it matter?
Copy !req
793. Because it does.
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794. Tibby...
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795. Tibby?
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796. Tibby, now I've had
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797. another complaint
of receipt withholding.
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798. So this is your
second offense and...
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799. You're going to have
to dock my pay.
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800. That's right.
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801. Also, the dress code
strictly prohibits blue jeans.
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802. No problem!
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803. Great.
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804. Wha-What are you doing
with my stuff?
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805. Your mom gave it to me.
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806. I told her I was
your assistant.
Copy !req
807. You what? Wha...
Copy !req
808. She seemed to think
it was a good idea.
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809. Okay, look, you seem
like a sweet kid.
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810. No, you seem like a pain
in the ass.
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811. But look, I have
my own friends.
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812. Three best friends.
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813. And even though they left me
here to rot this summer,
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814. I'm not looking
for any new ones.
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815. Neither am I.
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816. I just think
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817. it'd be cool to learn
about filmmaking.
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818. Besides,
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819. I think I found a good subject
for an interview.
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820. His name is Brian McBrian,
king of Dragon's Lair.
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821. I heard he's broken
every record there is.
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822. Okay, so he's definitely
not what you'd call lame,
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823. but I figured he'd be
Copy !req
824. a good contrast
to all the loser types
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825. in the movie.
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826. Start setting up.
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827. Go stand next to him.
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828. Pretend like
you're a fan.
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829. Like you watch him all
the time or something.
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830. Right.
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831. And...
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832. action.
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833. Video arcade wizards
Copy !req
834. are fixtures at most
convenience stores.
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835. Brian McBrian is
a fixture at this one.
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836. Dragon's Lair, he says,
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837. is his calling.
Copy !req
838. Brian, you spend
a lot of time here?
Copy !req
839. Uh... sometimes, all day.
Copy !req
840. So, you prefer to spend
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841. most of your time here
at the Quick Mart
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842. instead of out
in the real world?
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843. Well, maybe he finds the
world of Dragon's Lair
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844. more interesting.
Copy !req
845. Tell us about it,
Brian.
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846. Well, uh...
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847. basically, uh,
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848. you're... Dirk the Daring
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849. in the year 1305 A.D.
Copy !req
850. See, the goal is to
rescue Princess Daphne
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851. who's being guarded by
a sinister dragon.
Copy !req
852. See, chamber number one
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853. is the snake room.
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854. See, snakes slither
from the ceiling.
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855. Really?
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856. And you don't even get
to see the dragon
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857. until chamber number 23.
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858. Yeah!
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859. Come on, come
on, come on.
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860. Yeah...
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861. He's right behind you!
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862. Go, go, go.
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863. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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864. I got it. I got it.
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865. Watch this. Ready?
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866. Run fast!
Go!
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867. Ooh.
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868. Oh, you must have
run out of tape.
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869. Oh!
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870. What about the rest
of the interview?
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871. Um...
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872. well, we could...
we could always
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873. come back tomorrow, I guess.
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874. I mean, if that's...
if that's cool with you.
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875. Yeah.
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876. Buenos dias.
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877. Como estan?
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878. Que dia tan bueno, no?
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879. Papi, como dormistes, bien?
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880. You all right?
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881. Claro que si, porque no?
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882. Is she speaking
Spanish?
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883. Oh, is that okay?
Is that all right?
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884. Oh, sure, sure.
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885. It's just that nobody
understands it, sweetie.
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886. Oh, come on, Dad, you
know that is not true.
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887. He and my mom, they used to
speak Spanish all the time.
Copy !req
888. Especially when they
started being all gushy
Copy !req
889. and they didn't
want me to...
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890. Oh, wow, is it..?
It's 9:00?
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891. I've got to drop
that check off.
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892. you know, know what
they were saying,
Copy !req
893. so they would just, like,
bust out in Spanish.
Copy !req
894. But I totally
understood them. It was...
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895. Uh, Carmen! Carmen, you're
not going to believe this.
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896. We have decided to have the
wedding right here at home.
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897. With a big party
in the backyard.
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898. Mm-hmm!
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899. Dancing under the stars.
It's gonna be perfect.
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900. Oh, it'll be fabulous.
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901. Que bueno.
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902. Where's, um, Paul?
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903. Oh, he, uh, he had
an appointment.
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904. At the hospital?
Copy !req
905. Why-Why would
you say that?
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906. Well, we were playing tennis
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907. the other day
and, well, I hit him,
Copy !req
908. but it was an accident and...
Copy !req
909. Oh, no,
no, no. He's fine.
Copy !req
910. He's okay, he's okay.
He just, uh...
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911. He just had
to do something.
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912. Yeah...
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913. Dad, Dad.
Yo.
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914. Dad...
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915. Um, what's going on?
Copy !req
916. Where exactly is Paul?
Copy !req
917. He's in Atlanta, honey.
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918. Visiting his father.
Copy !req
919. His dad's in a facility.
Copy !req
920. He's an alcoholic.
Copy !req
921. Every month, Paul
takes a bus to visit him.
Copy !req
922. Krista refuses to see him.
Copy !req
923. She's, she's not
ready for that.
Copy !req
924. Lydia doesn't want to upset her
by talking about it,
Copy !req
925. so we just say that Paul
is out for the day.
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926. Okay.
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927. Natasha...
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928. Olivia...
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929. Bridget...
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930. Polly...
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931. Jana...
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932. Oh, tampons!
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933. That's special, Mom!
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934. Joe...
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935. Welcome to camp.
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936. Tampons.
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937. Diana...
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938. Uh-huh. Shampoo.
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939. Very, very practical, Mother.
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940. Hamburgers.
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941. Every day...
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942. Oh, did you guys hear?
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943. Actually, they're, uh,
Copy !req
944. finally giving
us Saturday off.
Copy !req
945. Oh, hallelujah.
Copy !req
946. Can you say "cantina"?
Copy !req
947. Hey, where's the cantina?
Copy !req
948. I don't know.
Copy !req
949. I think somewhere
up the road. Why?
Copy !req
950. He wants me to go.
Copy !req
951. What?
Copy !req
952. He wants me to go.
Copy !req
953. Come on, why else
Copy !req
954. would he have said that
right in front of me?
Copy !req
955. Oh, this is
my favorite part.
Copy !req
956. When he takes the big risk
and launches the catapults.
Copy !req
957. Shh, Bailey, come on.
I'm trying to see
Copy !req
958. if there's something
we can use from this.
Copy !req
959. This whole thing...
Copy !req
960. What was in the package?
Copy !req
961. Uh, just, mm...
Copy !req
962. just those pair
of pants over there.
Copy !req
963. I'm sharing them with
my friends for the summer.
Copy !req
964. These?
Copy !req
965. What's so great about
an old pair of jeans?
Copy !req
966. Uh, nothing.
They... They just happened
Copy !req
967. to mysteriously
fit us all perfectly.
Copy !req
968. Really?
Copy !req
969. I wonder what they'd
look like on me.
Copy !req
970. You know,
on the off chance
Copy !req
971. you'd ever let me
try them on...?
Copy !req
972. Like now, for example.
Copy !req
973. Bailey, go ahead.
Copy !req
974. Just do whatever you want, okay?
Copy !req
975. I need some quiet.
Copy !req
976. Tibby!
Copy !req
977. I need you
to take the baby!
Copy !req
978. My Carmapoochiez...
Copy !req
979. I'm writing from the post
office, and this express mail
Copy !req
980. costs more than I make
in two hours at Wallmans,
Copy !req
981. so these jeans better
get to you tomorrow.
Copy !req
982. Here we are on a typical
Bethesda corner,
Copy !req
983. where generations
of young entrepreneurs
Copy !req
984. have proved the old adage,
when life hands you lemons,
Copy !req
985. make lemonade.
Copy !req
986. So the question on my mind is:
Copy !req
987. Is this fresh-squeezed
or powder?
Copy !req
988. What does it matter,
if it's good lemonade?
Copy !req
989. Shh, Bailey, let me...
Copy !req
990. let me ask
the questions.
Copy !req
991. I'm sad to report
that absolutely nothing
Copy !req
992. of consequence happened to me
while wearing the pants.
Copy !req
993. Um, I spilled a Sprite
Copy !req
994. and Duncan,
my rat-faced manager,
Copy !req
995. accused me
of receipt withholding.
Copy !req
996. Receipt withholding.
Copy !req
997. In rat-faced manager lingo,
Copy !req
998. that means forgetting to give
the customer a sales slip.
Copy !req
999. You know, I was reading
that Bill Gates,
Copy !req
1000. when he was younger,
he ran a lemonade stand.
Copy !req
1001. That... you don't
know that. That's not...
Copy !req
1002. Yeah, I do. I read
it in a magazine.
Copy !req
1003. Where... what...
where did you read that?
Copy !req
1004. In a magazine.
Copy !req
1005. Other than that, the only thing
Copy !req
1006. that I have
to show for the pants
Copy !req
1007. is the kid that delivered them.
Copy !req
1008. Some wiseass, pain in the neck
Copy !req
1009. who's decided to permanently
glue herself to my hip.
Copy !req
1010. she's just tired.
Copy !req
1011. That's what she is.
Copy !req
1012. She's been there a really
long time... all day.
Copy !req
1013. What is she doing
right there? Tell me.
Copy !req
1014. She's-She's just thinking.
She's strategizing.
Copy !req
1015. She's thinking?
Copy !req
1016. And that's what
you can't see.
Copy !req
1017. I think she's trying to grow a
brain, that's what she's doing.
Copy !req
1018. Too bad you can't
express mail 12-year-olds.
Copy !req
1019. and I wish you
the very best
Copy !req
1020. of luck on
this endeavor.
Copy !req
1021. Hey.
Copy !req
1022. Hey, there, sleepy head.
Copy !req
1023. Hey, Carmen.
Copy !req
1024. Hey, time to wake up.
Copy !req
1025. Hi.
Copy !req
1026. Hi, there.
Good morning.
Copy !req
1027. Sorry to wake you,
Copy !req
1028. but I was just wondering if
Maria could grab your sheets.
Copy !req
1029. Maria?
Copy !req
1030. Our housekeeper.
Copy !req
1031. I told her
Copy !req
1032. you usually slept
late, but uh,
Copy !req
1033. I don't think she understood me.
Copy !req
1034. Her-Her English isn't real good.
Copy !req
1035. Um...
Copy !req
1036. okay, right.
Copy !req
1037. Uh... could I...
Copy !req
1038. I'll just wash my own sheets.
Copy !req
1039. No, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1040. Don't be silly.
Copy !req
1041. Maria can certainly
do your sheets...
Copy !req
1042. not a problem.
Copy !req
1043. Lydia, it's really, it's...
Copy !req
1044. It's a beautiful day.
Copy !req
1045. There's no reason why you
should be washing sheets.
Copy !req
1046. Oh, it's not a problem at all.
Copy !req
1047. I usually do it
myself, anyway.
Copy !req
1048. I do it all the time.
Copy !req
1049. I'm so used to it.
Copy !req
1050. People wash their sheets
all the time.
Copy !req
1051. Okay.
Copy !req
1052. Been here long?
Copy !req
1053. Kostas...
Copy !req
1054. what are you doing here?
Copy !req
1055. It's a fish market.
Copy !req
1056. This is where
I sell my fish.
Copy !req
1057. Right.
Copy !req
1058. But you already
knew that, eh?
Copy !req
1059. Excuse me?
Copy !req
1060. Yeah, no one sits near
a smelly fish market
Copy !req
1061. unless they're
waiting for someone.
Copy !req
1062. Um, well, I don't know
what you're talking about.
Copy !req
1063. I mean, I just came
to sketch
Copy !req
1064. that old church
over there, so...
Copy !req
1065. May I?
Copy !req
1066. Um... well, it's...
Copy !req
1067. it's not finished.
Copy !req
1068. You didn't tell me
you were an artist.
Copy !req
1069. I'm not, really.
Copy !req
1070. Lena, you are.
Copy !req
1071. My parents were married
Copy !req
1072. in that church before they left
for the United States.
Copy !req
1073. Why did they come
back to Greece?
Copy !req
1074. They didn't.
Copy !req
1075. They were killed in a car
accident when I was 12.
Copy !req
1076. I come back to live
with my grandfather.
Copy !req
1077. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1078. What made you choose
to paint this?
Copy !req
1079. Uh, I don't know.
Copy !req
1080. Um, I liked it because,
when you first look at it,
Copy !req
1081. it looks kind of
forgotten, and then...
Copy !req
1082. but then you realize that
that's why it's beautiful.
Copy !req
1083. It's... It's perfect
in all its loneliness.
Copy !req
1084. You see?
Copy !req
1085. Lena Kaligaras,
Copy !req
1086. you are an artist.
Copy !req
1087. And you should finish it.
Copy !req
1088. Well, maybe some other time.
Copy !req
1089. I mean, I really should go.
Copy !req
1090. If my grandparents
saw me here, they...
Copy !req
1091. They what?
Copy !req
1092. Is it really them
you're afraid of?
Copy !req
1093. Or is it something else?
Copy !req
1094. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1095. You don't even know me.
Copy !req
1096. I'm trying to.
Copy !req
1097. Can't you see that?
Copy !req
1098. He's right, Car.
Copy !req
1099. I am afraid.
Copy !req
1100. There's a part of me
that wants to let him in,
Copy !req
1101. but then I feel myself
put this wall up.
Copy !req
1102. And I don't understand why.
Copy !req
1103. Maybe that's what strikes me
most about Kostas.
Copy !req
1104. That despite everything
he suffered, he can still
Copy !req
1105. look at life in the most
uncomplicated way.
Copy !req
1106. I've never known
that kind of faith.
Copy !req
1107. It makes me so sad that people
Copy !req
1108. like Kostas and Bridget,
who have lost everything,
Copy !req
1109. can still be open to love.
Copy !req
1110. While I, who have
lost nothing, am not.
Copy !req
1111. She's at the doctor's.
Copy !req
1112. Who is?
Copy !req
1113. Little girl next door.
Copy !req
1114. I don't know why, though.
Copy !req
1115. I heard they were
stopping treatment.
Copy !req
1116. Treatment?
Copy !req
1117. She has leukemia.
Copy !req
1118. Found it a couple
of years ago, poor thing.
Copy !req
1119. Is that her?
Copy !req
1120. Yeah.
Copy !req
1121. What is that?
Copy !req
1122. Oh!
Copy !req
1123. Hi.
Copy !req
1124. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
1125. You shouldn't be here.
Copy !req
1126. I'm not drinking.
Copy !req
1127. But if you don't dance with
me, I might have to start.
Copy !req
1128. Bridget...
Copy !req
1129. I... I can't.
Copy !req
1130. I... I can't do this.
Copy !req
1131. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1132. not at all.
Copy !req
1133. Don't forget to steer.
That's good.
Copy !req
1134. Slow down,
slow down.
Copy !req
1135. So, uh, Bertie, what
do you like best
Copy !req
1136. about working
here at Wallmans?
Copy !req
1137. Pays the bills.
Copy !req
1138. Well, most of them anyway.
Copy !req
1139. I also work part-time
Copy !req
1140. over at the sweet
shop across the way.
Copy !req
1141. They've got one of them,
um, blending machines,
Copy !req
1142. you know, for the mixings,
Copy !req
1143. and whenever I get bored I...
I do experiments.
Copy !req
1144. Experiments?
Copy !req
1145. Oh, that's
so cool.
Copy !req
1146. Here, plug that in.
Sorry I'm late.
Copy !req
1147. It's okay.
Copy !req
1148. What's your best one so far?
Copy !req
1149. Uh... gee, I
don't know. I...
Copy !req
1150. Oh, there was one
the other day
Copy !req
1151. and it turned out
really good.
Copy !req
1152. It had, um, pralines,
blueberries
Copy !req
1153. and a whole bunch
of graham crackers.
Copy !req
1154. Awesome.
Copy !req
1155. You know Baskin-Robbins?
Copy !req
1156. They hire these
ice cream scientists
Copy !req
1157. whose job is to invent
three new flavors every month.
Copy !req
1158. Really?
Copy !req
1159. Yeah.
Copy !req
1160. You know who'd be good
Copy !req
1161. at something like that?
Copy !req
1162. You.
Copy !req
1163. You think so?
Copy !req
1164. Oh, geez, I got
to get back to work.
Copy !req
1165. Duncan's gonna have a hissy fit.
Copy !req
1166. See you later.
Copy !req
1167. Sorry.
Copy !req
1168. I know you hate it when I butt
in like that, I just...
Copy !req
1169. It's okay.
Copy !req
1170. I didn't mean to mess up
the whole interview...
Copy !req
1171. You didn't.
Copy !req
1172. You... You were good.
Copy !req
1173. So, uh, who told you?
Copy !req
1174. Uh, told me what?
Copy !req
1175. You found out, didn't you?
Copy !req
1176. We still have time
for one more interview.
Copy !req
1177. It's called leukemia.
Copy !req
1178. Yeah, and I would
like to come with you.
Copy !req
1179. But are you just asking
'cause you feel sorry for me?
Copy !req
1180. I don't know.
Copy !req
1181. Maybe.
Copy !req
1182. Okay.
Copy !req
1183. O-Okay.
Copy !req
1184. I'll just take the hem up
and it'll be perfect.
Copy !req
1185. You look
beautiful.
Copy !req
1186. I love it, Mama.
Copy !req
1187. Carmen?
Copy !req
1188. Carmen, you're next, sweetheart.
Copy !req
1189. Uh, I-I beg your pardon?
Copy !req
1190. I look like a tramp.
Copy !req
1191. Oh, dear.
Um...
Copy !req
1192. I'm-I'm sure Barbara can, uh,
Copy !req
1193. can-can work on this for you.
Copy !req
1194. Here you go.
Copy !req
1195. Oh, well, let's,
let's see here.
Copy !req
1196. Uh, well, we need
to let this out here.
Copy !req
1197. Um, right, right.
Way out.
Copy !req
1198. And, um...
Copy !req
1199. hopefully, we can dig
up some extra fabric.
Copy !req
1200. And maybe we can...
Copy !req
1201. This needs
some serious work here.
Copy !req
1202. Frankly, I think
we're better off
Copy !req
1203. just starting from
scratch on this one.
Copy !req
1204. Okay, good, um,
can I take this off now?
Copy !req
1205. Oh, sure.
Certainly, darling.
Copy !req
1206. Go ahead.
Copy !req
1207. Barbara,
I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1208. I had no idea her
father would be so off
Copy !req
1209. when he guessed
her size.
Copy !req
1210. Well, usually, a roughly
constructed prototype
Copy !req
1211. works as
a starting point,
Copy !req
1212. but in this case...
Copy !req
1213. Maybe we could add
a long-line corset lift?
Copy !req
1214. Yes, that'll cinch it in.
Copy !req
1215. Right, beautiful.
Copy !req
1216. It is a wedding,
Copy !req
1217. and I do want it
to... to look uniform.
Copy !req
1218. I mean, will she
look like Krista?
Copy !req
1219. Definitely.
Copy !req
1220. You know, just never mind.
Copy !req
1221. We will fix the hem on Krista's
and we'll just, uh...
Copy !req
1222. start over on the other one.
Copy !req
1223. Carmen.
Copy !req
1224. The other one's name,
Copy !req
1225. it's Carmen.
Copy !req
1226. Car-men.
Copy !req
1227. And you know what, Lydia?
Copy !req
1228. Just forget
about the dress, okay?
Copy !req
1229. We can just tell everybody
that Carmen's Puerto Rican,
Copy !req
1230. and it never
occurred to you
Copy !req
1231. that she might be
built differently.
Copy !req
1232. Or that unlike you
and your daughter,
Copy !req
1233. she has an ass
Copy !req
1234. that the tailor
didn't have enough
Copy !req
1235. bolts of material to cover.
Copy !req
1236. Or better yet, just tell
everyone there is no Carmen.
Copy !req
1237. Carmen doesn't exist.
Copy !req
1238. Carmen, honey...
Copy !req
1239. Carmen!
Copy !req
1240. One, two, three!
Copy !req
1241. Okay, ladies, time
to call out the cavalry.
Copy !req
1242. Now, listen up.
Copy !req
1243. To secure a spot
in the playoffs,
Copy !req
1244. we're gonna
shake it up a little bit.
Copy !req
1245. Just get the ball to Wendy
and Carrie to midfield.
Copy !req
1246. Bridget's the sweeper.
Copy !req
1247. What?
You heard me.
Copy !req
1248. I don't want to see you
go past midfield.
Copy !req
1249. You got that? Now go!
Copy !req
1250. Dear Lena,
Copy !req
1251. when I got your letter I
screamed for about ten minutes.
Copy !req
1252. So, you found
a hottie after all, huh?
Copy !req
1253. Well, me, too.
Copy !req
1254. His name is Eric.
Copy !req
1255. Did I mention he's one of the
coaches and 100% off-limits?
Copy !req
1256. But I don't care.
Copy !req
1257. I've never wanted anything
this much in my entire life.
Copy !req
1258. I'm still waiting
for Carmapoochiez
Copy !req
1259. to send me the pants.
Copy !req
1260. And in the meantime, I'm
throwing all my pent-up energy
Copy !req
1261. into soccer,
although that only seems
Copy !req
1262. to get me in more trouble.
Copy !req
1263. What can I say?
Copy !req
1264. I'm obsessed.
Copy !req
1265. And as we all know,
Copy !req
1266. obsessed girls cannot be
Copy !req
1267. responsible
for our actions, can we?
Copy !req
1268. Hey.
Copy !req
1269. Saw you watch me play today.
Copy !req
1270. What'd you think?
Copy !req
1271. Uh...
Copy !req
1272. I don't know
if I've ever seen anyone...
Copy !req
1273. with that much intensity.
Copy !req
1274. Ever.
Copy !req
1275. Well, I think I might have been
Copy !req
1276. showing off for you
just a little bit.
Copy !req
1277. Just a little bit?
Yeah.
Copy !req
1278. No.
Copy !req
1279. You know, it's more than that.
Copy !req
1280. You scare the hell out of me.
Copy !req
1281. Single-minded
to the point of recklessness.
Copy !req
1282. What?
Copy !req
1283. It's what the school
shrink called me.
Copy !req
1284. After my mom died, a few
of the teachers thought that,
Copy !req
1285. I don't know, I needed
to be evaluated or something.
Copy !req
1286. So I met with a guy.
Copy !req
1287. I talked and he wrote.
Copy !req
1288. I've never told
anyone that before.
Copy !req
1289. Okay, Bridget, I...
Copy !req
1290. No, don't say
anything.
Copy !req
1291. Not now, okay?
Copy !req
1292. Hey, come on, I'll race you.
Copy !req
1293. Here you go.
Copy !req
1294. You got a key,
honey?
Copy !req
1295. No.
Copy !req
1296. Doesn't look like
anybody's home.
Copy !req
1297. They're probably
out looking for me,
Copy !req
1298. but I'll be fine.
Copy !req
1299. Thank you.
Copy !req
1300. All right.
Copy !req
1301. Hi, this is Tibby.
Copy !req
1302. Here comes the beep.
Copy !req
1303. Hopefully you know
what to do with it.
Copy !req
1304. Tib, it's me. It's Carmen.
Copy !req
1305. I'm coming home.
Copy !req
1306. Everything got screwed up and I
snapped and I don't care and...
Copy !req
1307. I'm just fed up
and I can't be here, so...
Copy !req
1308. I called you 'cause I knew...
Copy !req
1309. knew you'd understand.
Copy !req
1310. You know what I like
most about the stars?
Copy !req
1311. You look at 'em...
at all of 'em up there...
Copy !req
1312. and you just know
there's got to be
Copy !req
1313. something more than...
Copy !req
1314. Life?
Copy !req
1315. There has to be.
Copy !req
1316. Are you scared?
Copy !req
1317. Not of dying, really.
Copy !req
1318. It's more that
I'm afraid of... time.
Copy !req
1319. Not having enough of it.
Copy !req
1320. Time to figure out
who I'm supposed to be,
Copy !req
1321. to find my place in the world
before I have to leave it.
Copy !req
1322. I'm afraid of what I'll miss.
Copy !req
1323. What?
Copy !req
1324. N-Nothing.
Copy !req
1325. Well, Bridget
Copy !req
1326. just lights
everything up.
Copy !req
1327. She makes everything more fun.
Copy !req
1328. And Carmen...
Copy !req
1329. is brilliant, but
she doesn't know it.
Copy !req
1330. And Tibby... well,
Tibby kind of
Copy !req
1331. marches
to her own drum.
Copy !req
1332. I'm kind of
jealous of her.
Copy !req
1333. Why?
Copy !req
1334. Um...
Copy !req
1335. well, because
she knows who she is.
Copy !req
1336. Don't you?
Copy !req
1337. Um, I don't know.
Copy !req
1338. I think I know who I want to be.
Copy !req
1339. What you were saying
the other day
Copy !req
1340. about me
being afraid,
Copy !req
1341. well...
it's hard to explain.
Copy !req
1342. Um... all my life,
Copy !req
1343. everybody's always kind
of seen me a certain way,
Copy !req
1344. um, and I didn't,
I don't...
Copy !req
1345. That's all right;
I understand.
Copy !req
1346. Do you?
Copy !req
1347. Yeah.
Copy !req
1348. Some people show off
their beauty
Copy !req
1349. because they want
the world to see it.
Copy !req
1350. Others try to hide
their beauty because...
Copy !req
1351. they want the world
to see something else.
Copy !req
1352. And what do you see?
Copy !req
1353. Everything.
Copy !req
1354. Dear Bridget,
Copy !req
1355. I guess I was kidding myself
Copy !req
1356. to think that,
when the pants arrived,
Copy !req
1357. they were somehow gonna
make everything better.
Copy !req
1358. I mean, I don't blame them
for what happened, but...
Copy !req
1359. Anyway, I do hope
Copy !req
1360. that they bring you better
luck than they did me.
Copy !req
1361. And even more than that, B,
may they bring you good sense.
Copy !req
1362. I know it sounds boring,
Copy !req
1363. but trust me
from recent experience,
Copy !req
1364. a little common sense,
Copy !req
1365. it's not such a bad thing, B.
Copy !req
1366. Wear them well.
Copy !req
1367. Love you, Carmen.
Copy !req
1368. Your dad called.
Copy !req
1369. He wanted to make sure
you got home okay.
Copy !req
1370. I'm so sorry, baby.
Copy !req
1371. I knew this would happen.
Copy !req
1372. Mom, please.
Copy !req
1373. Now you know why I was so
afraid of you going there.
Copy !req
1374. I don't want to say
I told you so, but...
Copy !req
1375. Then don't.
Copy !req
1376. Morning!
Copy !req
1377. Don't you
ever sleep?
Copy !req
1378. What for?
Copy !req
1379. This just
came for you.
Copy !req
1380. Oh, my God.
They're finally here.
Copy !req
1381. What's here?
Copy !req
1382. Do you guys realize
what this means?
Copy !req
1383. That you're hugging
a pair of jeans?
Copy !req
1384. These aren't
just jeans.
Copy !req
1385. They make things happen.
Copy !req
1386. Sweet.
Copy !req
1387. I felt like I was
living in some freak show
Copy !req
1388. known as the Land
of the Blondes,
Copy !req
1389. and guess who was the freak.
Copy !req
1390. I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
Copy !req
1391. It was!
It was horrible!
Copy !req
1392. Okay, Paul... he doesn't talk.
Copy !req
1393. He didn't say a word.
Copy !req
1394. And Krista,
Copy !req
1395. she's this
perky little...
Copy !req
1396. nightmare.
Copy !req
1397. And her and her mom, they're,
like, sunshine twins on uppers,
Copy !req
1398. except when,
God forbid,
Copy !req
1399. something happened
with the wedding plans.
Copy !req
1400. Because, Tibby, I don't think
there was a single conversation
Copy !req
1401. that didn't revolve around
flowers or hors d'oeuvre menus
Copy !req
1402. or guest lists
or tablecloths or...
Copy !req
1403. I'm sure they were just excited.
Copy !req
1404. Tib, can you pretend
to be on my side?
Copy !req
1405. It's not
about sides,
Copy !req
1406. Car, there are worse things
than your dad getting married.
Copy !req
1407. Sure, he probably could
have handled it better...
Copy !req
1408. Tibby, he didn't
handle it at all.
Copy !req
1409. Tell him that.
Copy !req
1410. Why should
I have to?
Copy !req
1411. You shouldn't have to throw
a rock at him, either.
Copy !req
1412. I didn't throw a rock at him.
Copy !req
1413. I threw it at them.
Copy !req
1414. They're the problem, Tibby.
Copy !req
1415. They're the ones
who ruined everything.
Copy !req
1416. And why are you giving me
this hypocritical
Copy !req
1417. lecture about
treating people decently
Copy !req
1418. when you walk
around screaming
Copy !req
1419. "Screw the world!"
Copy !req
1420. because that's easier
than feeling something?
Copy !req
1421. I think she's
Copy !req
1422. getting
too much sun.
Copy !req
1423. You're probably right.
Copy !req
1424. Maybe I'll go for a walk,
get some fresh air.
Copy !req
1425. Oh, look out.
Copy !req
1426. Can't you stay
another week?
Copy !req
1427. My classes start on Monday.
Copy !req
1428. I have to go.
Copy !req
1429. I just...
Copy !req
1430. I feel like...
Copy !req
1431. I know. Me, too.
Copy !req
1432. I love you, Lena.
Copy !req
1433. Lena!
Copy !req
1434. Kostas!
Copy !req
1435. Lena!
Copy !req
1436. He makes you drunk.
Copy !req
1437. It was nothing.
Copy !req
1438. We were
Copy !req
1439. just dancing!
Copy !req
1440. You make
promise to me.
Copy !req
1441. Does that mean nothing
to you, too, huh?
Copy !req
1442. Does not mean nothing to break
Copy !req
1443. the hearts of
those who love you?
Copy !req
1444. You call that... nothing?
Copy !req
1445. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1446. In this life,
Copy !req
1447. family is the most
precious gift
Copy !req
1448. we are given...
Copy !req
1449. the most sacred.
Copy !req
1450. Turn your back on them,
Copy !req
1451. and that is when
you truly have nothing.
Copy !req
1452. It happened just how
I always imagined it would,
Copy !req
1453. so why do I feel this way,
Lena?
Copy !req
1454. How can something
Copy !req
1455. that's supposed
to make you feel so complete
Copy !req
1456. end up leaving you so empty?
Copy !req
1457. I just wish so much
I could talk to my mom.
Copy !req
1458. I need her...
and that scares me.
Copy !req
1459. Mom, I... I told you
Copy !req
1460. I can't baby-sit today...
Bailey and I have an inter...
Copy !req
1461. Bailey's in the hospital,
sweetheart.
Copy !req
1462. Her mom called.
Copy !req
1463. Honey, she's...
she's not doing well.
Copy !req
1464. Oh.
Copy !req
1465. It's Bethesda
Memorial.
Copy !req
1466. I tried
calling you.
Copy !req
1467. Come on, I'll-I'll-I'll
drive you over to see her.
Copy !req
1468. That's okay,
I'll, um...
Copy !req
1469. I'll go by there if I...
if I have time.
Copy !req
1470. MAN
But, I mean, if you're, like,
Copy !req
1471. shooting squirrels
or something like...
Copy !req
1472. I am mad at my dad.
Copy !req
1473. I am mad... at my dad.
Copy !req
1474. Why is that so hard
for me to say, Tibby?
Copy !req
1475. I have no problem
being mad at you.
Copy !req
1476. I noticed.
Copy !req
1477. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1478. I'm so sorry, Tibby.
Copy !req
1479. What I said...
it was not nice.
Copy !req
1480. It was... it was
awful, and I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1481. Well, maybe sometimes
it's easier to be...
Copy !req
1482. mad at the people
you trust.
Copy !req
1483. Why? Why? Why is that?
Copy !req
1484. 'Cause you know they'll
always love you, no matter what.
Copy !req
1485. Hmm?
Copy !req
1486. Well, your mom told me
about your friend Bailey.
Copy !req
1487. Yeah. Bailey.
Copy !req
1488. Yeah. She's not
really my friend.
Copy !req
1489. Well, you know, I mean, yeah...
Copy !req
1490. yeah, a little,
but, you know, she's 12.
Copy !req
1491. Your letters...
they made her sound like, um...
Copy !req
1492. Oh, she drives you crazy.
Copy !req
1493. I mean, we'll be doing
interviews, right,
Copy !req
1494. talking to people,
Copy !req
1495. and she'll just jump in
out of nowhere
Copy !req
1496. and start asking
these questions.
Copy !req
1497. She just asks them anything
she wants about their lives
Copy !req
1498. like she's trying to get
to know them or something.
Copy !req
1499. Well, is she going
Copy !req
1500. to be okay?
Copy !req
1501. I don't know.
Copy !req
1502. I don't know.
Copy !req
1503. Papou!
Copy !req
1504. I need to say
something to you.
Copy !req
1505. You can pretend that
you don't understand me,
Copy !req
1506. but I know you do.
Copy !req
1507. People have always said
to me that I...
Copy !req
1508. that I take after Yia Yia,
Copy !req
1509. that I have her
face and her smile,
Copy !req
1510. but what no one
ever sees is that...
Copy !req
1511. there's this whole other part
of me that is just like you:
Copy !req
1512. quiet and... and stubborn
Copy !req
1513. and afraid of
showing too much.
Copy !req
1514. And then I met someone
who changed
Copy !req
1515. everything, and he
showed me that I can
Copy !req
1516. take a chance, even if it's
Copy !req
1517. only for a moment.
Lena.
Copy !req
1518. Shh!
Copy !req
1519. You had
that same moment once,
Copy !req
1520. when you met Yia Yia
Copy !req
1521. and you risked everything
for it.
Copy !req
1522. That was your chance,
Papou, and I'm asking
Copy !req
1523. now to have mine.
Copy !req
1524. Go.
Copy !req
1525. Kostas!
Copy !req
1526. Kostas!
Copy !req
1527. I thought I'd never
see you again.
Copy !req
1528. I love you.
Copy !req
1529. We need to get
this box style...
Copy !req
1530. Be right back.
Copy !req
1531. Hello.
Copy !req
1532. Hello?
Copy !req
1533. Dad? It's Carmen.
Copy !req
1534. Um...
Copy !req
1535. I'm glad you called.
Copy !req
1536. Um...
Copy !req
1537. I just...
Copy !req
1538. I want...
Copy !req
1539. It's-It's all right;
you-you don't...
Copy !req
1540. you don't have to apologize,
sweetheart.
Copy !req
1541. You were... upset. I know.
Copy !req
1542. Um, no, Dad,
you don't know.
Copy !req
1543. That's just it.
Copy !req
1544. You've never known,
Copy !req
1545. because I've never
been able to tell you.
Copy !req
1546. T-T-Tell me what?
Copy !req
1547. That I'm angry with you, Dad.
Copy !req
1548. This entire thing about you
and Lydia and, and the kids...
Copy !req
1549. It's my fault.
Copy !req
1550. I-I... I should've told you
about them... before,
Copy !req
1551. and I'm-I'm... I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1552. Yeah, you should've warned me,
but it's more than that.
Copy !req
1553. It's... It's the fact
Copy !req
1554. that you've found
yourself this new family,
Copy !req
1555. and I feel like some outsider
Copy !req
1556. who doesn't even
belong to you anymore.
Copy !req
1557. It's like you
traded me and Mom in
Copy !req
1558. for something that you
thought was better,
Copy !req
1559. and I want to know why.
Copy !req
1560. Are you ashamed of me?
Copy !req
1561. Are you embarrassed?
Copy !req
1562. Just tell me, Dad,
what did I do wrong?
Copy !req
1563. Why did you leave?
Copy !req
1564. Why did you have to go
Copy !req
1565. and then tell me
that we were going to be closer,
Copy !req
1566. but that never happened?
Copy !req
1567. Dad, why does Paul visit
his alcoholic dad every month,
Copy !req
1568. but you only visit me
twice a year?
Copy !req
1569. And I know
you-you just seem so happy
Copy !req
1570. about being Paul
and Krista's dad,
Copy !req
1571. but you never even had
the time to be mine.
Copy !req
1572. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1573. I'm-I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1574. I wish that were enough, Dad.
Copy !req
1575. Where's your little friend
these days?
Copy !req
1576. Kind of got used
to having her hanging around.
Copy !req
1577. Couple of weeks ago,
she saw I was having
Copy !req
1578. a bad time of it...
Copy !req
1579. asked me
if I wanted to talk.
Copy !req
1580. She's kind of special
that way, huh?
Copy !req
1581. Dear Tibby,
Copy !req
1582. my heart is too full
to write about it just now,
Copy !req
1583. and you won't believe
I'm saying this,
Copy !req
1584. but I really think
the pants did bring this to me.
Copy !req
1585. We were right all along, Tibby.
Copy !req
1586. The pants are magic.
Copy !req
1587. And I know
that if you let them,
Copy !req
1588. they'll bring you some, too.
Copy !req
1589. All my love. Lena.
Copy !req
1590. It's about time you showed up.
Copy !req
1591. What's, uh, what's that?
Copy !req
1592. That's Dragon's Lair.
Copy !req
1593. Brian came by yesterday
and dropped it off.
Copy !req
1594. He said it wasn't as good
as the real thing,
Copy !req
1595. but at least
it'd keep me practicing.
Copy !req
1596. He helped me get
Copy !req
1597. to level ten...
Copy !req
1598. the one where the castle's
under siege.
Copy !req
1599. That's cool.
Copy !req
1600. He's a pretty decent guy,
Brian is.
Copy !req
1601. Yeah, he is.
Copy !req
1602. Oh, man, you were right,
and I was wrong,
Copy !req
1603. but I'm... I'm wrong
about most people, so...
Copy !req
1604. The important thing is...
Copy !req
1605. you always change
your mind about 'em.
Copy !req
1606. I brought
something for you.
Copy !req
1607. The traveling pants.
Copy !req
1608. Yeah. I just... I just got 'em
back from Lena.
Copy !req
1609. The one in Greece?
Copy !req
1610. Yeah, um... she said
that we were right all along,
Copy !req
1611. that they
really are magic, and...
Copy !req
1612. I don't know the details,
but I do know Lena,
Copy !req
1613. and for her to say that
means that, um...
Copy !req
1614. that it must be true.
Copy !req
1615. So I-I was thinking,
Copy !req
1616. you know, maybe you could,
um, have them for awhile.
Copy !req
1617. They didn't fit me, remember?
Copy !req
1618. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1619. I know, but that doesn't
really matter.
Copy !req
1620. You know.
Copy !req
1621. None of it
really matters.
Copy !req
1622. Listen, you-you have
to take them, Bailey.
Copy !req
1623. Okay? You have to
let them help you.
Copy !req
1624. Please.
Copy !req
1625. I know that you're
tired, okay,
Copy !req
1626. but you can't
give up.
Copy !req
1627. These pants will give you
a miracle.
Copy !req
1628. You-You just...
you have to believe.
Copy !req
1629. Tibby...
Copy !req
1630. the pants
Copy !req
1631. have already worked
their magic on me.
Copy !req
1632. They brought me to you.
Copy !req
1633. I want... you
to do something for me.
Copy !req
1634. What?
Copy !req
1635. Finish your movie.
Copy !req
1636. Why?
Copy !req
1637. Because you can.
Copy !req
1638. Hello.
Copy !req
1639. I'll let her know.
Copy !req
1640. Painted the porch.
Copy !req
1641. Say, what do you say
we go to Mario's
Copy !req
1642. to celebrate
your homecoming?
Copy !req
1643. Maybe later, Dad.
Copy !req
1644. I'm pretty tired
from the trip.
Copy !req
1645. Hey, it's me, Bailey.
Copy !req
1646. You don't have to use this
in your movie or anything,
Copy !req
1647. although now
that I think of it,
Copy !req
1648. fainting in Wallmans does
kind of qualify me as a loser.
Copy !req
1649. But then again, wearing
a price sticker on your forehead
Copy !req
1650. probably makes you one, too.
Copy !req
1651. You know, I don't know, Tibby.
Copy !req
1652. Maybe the truth is
there's a little bit of loser
Copy !req
1653. in all of us, you know?
Copy !req
1654. Being happy isn't
having everything
Copy !req
1655. in your life be perfect.
Copy !req
1656. Maybe it's about
stringing together
Copy !req
1657. all the little things...
Copy !req
1658. like wearing these pants or...
Copy !req
1659. getting to a new level
of Dragon's Lair...
Copy !req
1660. making those count for more
than the bad stuff.
Copy !req
1661. Maybe we just get through it...
Copy !req
1662. and that's all we can ask for.
Copy !req
1663. Hello.
Copy !req
1664. Carmen, it's Lena.
Copy !req
1665. I-I have to talk
to you about something.
Copy !req
1666. Hey, don't you answer
your phone anymore?
Copy !req
1667. Carmen, I really
don't have time...
Copy !req
1668. Tib, Bridget
needs us.
Copy !req
1669. Shh...
Copy !req
1670. What?
Copy !req
1671. Hey!
Copy !req
1672. See? I told you the smell of
junk food would wake her up.
Copy !req
1673. We have invited ourselves over
for a sleep-over.
Copy !req
1674. But it seems you are
already... asleep.
Copy !req
1675. Yeah.
Copy !req
1676. I feel so tired.
Copy !req
1677. Well, then...
you should talk to us,
Copy !req
1678. so that we...
Copy !req
1679. can fix this.
Copy !req
1680. This is the
perfect pizza.
Copy !req
1681. It's the bacon.
Copy !req
1682. I think it's the olives.
Copy !req
1683. The bacon.
Copy !req
1684. Honestly, you two.
Maggie! What...
Copy !req
1685. Maggie, no!
Copy !req
1686. Hey.
Copy !req
1687. You know who would
have loved this, B?
Copy !req
1688. Your mom.
Copy !req
1689. Yeah.
Copy !req
1690. I remember this one time,
she decided that, um,
Copy !req
1691. that she'd make one herself.
Copy !req
1692. She always
woke up starving
Copy !req
1693. after one of
her episodes.
Copy !req
1694. I was just sitting
in the kitchen
Copy !req
1695. doing my homework, and...
Copy !req
1696. she just walked in and just...
Copy !req
1697. started making this... thing.
Copy !req
1698. You know, I
don't even know
Copy !req
1699. if you could
call it a pizza.
Copy !req
1700. It was more like
the entire contents
Copy !req
1701. of our refrigerator
on a round crust.
Copy !req
1702. Craziest part is,
Copy !req
1703. we actually ate it.
Copy !req
1704. 'Course you did.
Copy !req
1705. We ate
Copy !req
1706. every single bit
of that pizza
Copy !req
1707. in, like, ten minutes.
Copy !req
1708. Yeah.
Copy !req
1709. And we were laughing
the whole time.
Copy !req
1710. It was great.
Copy !req
1711. I remember
thinking that
Copy !req
1712. maybe there won't be
any more bad spells,
Copy !req
1713. maybe she'll
just be happy
Copy !req
1714. like this forever.
Copy !req
1715. It's okay to miss her, B.
Copy !req
1716. I mean, as hard as it is
to be sad about it,
Copy !req
1717. don't you think maybe
it's harder not to be?
Copy !req
1718. You don't understand.
Copy !req
1719. Bridge...
Copy !req
1720. I can't.
Copy !req
1721. It hurts too much.
Copy !req
1722. I know.
Copy !req
1723. No, you don't know.
Copy !req
1724. You just want to feel good
and happy and alive.
Copy !req
1725. 'Cause...
Copy !req
1726. if I feel alive...
Copy !req
1727. it doesn't seem
like she's dead.
Copy !req
1728. And...
if I'm not sad,
Copy !req
1729. then... it proves
that I'm not like her.
Copy !req
1730. You don't have to prove that
to anybody.
Copy !req
1731. I mean, you have a strength
in you that your mom never had.
Copy !req
1732. As much as she wanted to,
she couldn't find it.
Copy !req
1733. And you have
something else, too.
Copy !req
1734. What?
Copy !req
1735. You have us.
Copy !req
1736. We're not gonna let
you go anywhere, okay?
Copy !req
1737. Thank you.
Copy !req
1738. Come here.
Copy !req
1739. Come back.
Copy !req
1740. Bye.
Copy !req
1741. Miss you, too.
Copy !req
1742. No, Maggie.
Copy !req
1743. Maggie!
Copy !req
1744. Mag-gie!
Copy !req
1745. Morning.
Copy !req
1746. Get back here, now!
Copy !req
1747. I mean it.
Copy !req
1748. Maggie! Excuse me.
Copy !req
1749. Maggs!
Copy !req
1750. Sorry.
Copy !req
1751. Maggie.
Copy !req
1752. Did you lose these?
Copy !req
1753. Um...
Copy !req
1754. yeah, I, uh, think I did.
Copy !req
1755. Thanks.
Yeah.
Copy !req
1756. So, um, what are
you doing here?
Copy !req
1757. I was looking for you,
actually.
Copy !req
1758. Oh, yeah, we're on
Hobart Place, not Street.
Copy !req
1759. It's really confusing.
Copy !req
1760. Yeah, that would do it.
Copy !req
1761. That would do it.
Copy !req
1762. So I'm on my way
back to Columbia.
Copy !req
1763. It's not exactly nearby.
Copy !req
1764. No, it's not exactly nearby.
Copy !req
1765. I just want to say
that what happened between us...
Copy !req
1766. was my fault.
Copy !req
1767. Your fault?
Copy !req
1768. Not fault.
Copy !req
1769. My responsibility.
Copy !req
1770. I should've known better.
It's just...
Copy !req
1771. Well, I didn't exactly
tell you to slow down.
Copy !req
1772. Problem is...
Copy !req
1773. I wanted it for all
the wrong reasons.
Copy !req
1774. And all the things
Copy !req
1775. that I was trying
to run away from
Copy !req
1776. just ended up catching up
with me that much sooner.
Copy !req
1777. Anyway, friends.
Copy !req
1778. Hey, friends.
Copy !req
1779. Mm... when you're 20
Copy !req
1780. and, um, probably
a soccer star
Copy !req
1781. at some huge college
Copy !req
1782. and there's a million guys
after you,
Copy !req
1783. promise me
you'll give me a shot.
Copy !req
1784. Deal.
Copy !req
1785. All right.
Copy !req
1786. Thank you.
Copy !req
1787. Take care.
Copy !req
1788. You, too.
Copy !req
1789. Oh...
Copy !req
1790. My...
Copy !req
1791. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1792. Lena, look at you.
Copy !req
1793. You're all here.
Copy !req
1794. I missed you so much.
Copy !req
1795. B, I am so sorry.
Copy !req
1796. When I found your letter,
I tried to come sooner.
Copy !req
1797. Do you forgive me?
Copy !req
1798. Forgive you?
Who the hell are you?
Copy !req
1799. Hey, I wasn't sure
I'd see you here.
Copy !req
1800. I thought maybe
you'd change your mind
Copy !req
1801. about your
dad's wedding.
Copy !req
1802. Nope.
Copy !req
1803. Which is why we decided
we'd change it for her.
Copy !req
1804. Yeah, Carmen,
how about a little road trip?
Copy !req
1805. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1806. Come on...
No!
Copy !req
1807. No, no...
Copy !req
1808. It's your father's wedding.
Carmen, stop.
Copy !req
1809. Don't you think it's important
for you to be there?
Copy !req
1810. Absolutely.
Lena, if it was that important,
Copy !req
1811. then my dad would
pick up the phone
Copy !req
1812. and tell me that himself.
Copy !req
1813. Well, maybe
he's still recovering
Copy !req
1814. from the last conversation
you had.
Copy !req
1815. I'm not sure that was
entirely helpful, Tibby.
Copy !req
1816. I'm just saying,
you know, parents screw up.
Copy !req
1817. It's what they're good at.
Copy !req
1818. And it's up to us
Copy !req
1819. to see the things
that they can't.
Copy !req
1820. Yeah, well, he's going to
throw me out of the wedding.
Copy !req
1821. He's not going to throw
you out of the wedding.
Copy !req
1822. No, he's not.
That's so overdramatic.
Copy !req
1823. And if he does, we'll
be there for you.
Copy !req
1824. Don't worry about it.
Copy !req
1825. What aren't you guys
understanding?
Copy !req
1826. I am not going...
Let's go.
Copy !req
1827. You are going
to this wedding!
Copy !req
1828. So this is the view
from my window.
Copy !req
1829. And these
are my cousins' donkeys.
Copy !req
1830. This is George and George Jr.
Copy !req
1831. My grandparents,
caldera.
Copy !req
1832. Oh, God,
forget the caldera.
Copy !req
1833. I want to see the guy.
Copy !req
1834. Yeah, where's the boy?
Copy !req
1835. I'm sneaking in the back
Copy !req
1836. once the ceremony begins.
Copy !req
1837. You know the caldera's
actually the top of a volcano...
Copy !req
1838. Okay, Lena...
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1839. Once the ceremony's
done, we're leaving.
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1840. Look.
We're not hanging around.
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1841. Oh, my God.
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1842. Lena!
I know.
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1843. Isn't he gorgeous?
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1844. I was referring to
you holding a fish.
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1845. Oh, you know what?
Hey, hey.
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1846. Hey, no fair
attacking the driver.
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1847. Stop. Oh, my gosh.
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1848. Is it fair to
bribe the driver
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1849. to turn around
and go back home?
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1850. Oh, yeah, with what money,
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1851. 'cause Tibby is the only one
of us working this summer.
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1852. Hey, hey, hey.
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1853. I actually stocked my
last shelf at Wallmans.
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1854. Thank you very much.
Congratulations.
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1855. Wait, so does this mean
there's going to be
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1856. a ceremonial burning
of the smock?
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1857. No, no. Actually,
Duncan took the smock.
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1858. But I do have
my name tag.
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1859. Can we burn it?
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1860. Hey, how did your suck-umentary
turn out?
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1861. Uh... uh...
well, it actually evolved
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1862. into something quite different
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1863. than I expected, so...
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1864. What are you going
to call it?
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1865. Mm...
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1866. "Bailey."
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1867. Carmabelle, come on.
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1868. We're going to be late.
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1869. What is she doing in there?
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1870. Carmen?
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1871. I changed my mind, guys.
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1872. I can't do this.
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1873. Yes, you can.
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1874. No, Lena, I can't.
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1875. Carmen?
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1876. What?
Carmen, please come out.
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1877. I promise you,
everything's going to be okay.
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1878. B, how do you know that?
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1879. 'Cause of what I'm holding.
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1880. Wear them.
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1881. They'll make you brave.
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1882. B, I can't wear a pair
of jeans to a wedding.
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1883. And besides,
your week isn't up.
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1884. Well, rule number 11:
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1885. In the event
of an emergency,
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1886. the pants will
automatically go
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1887. to the sister in need,
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1888. regardless of
the schedule.
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1889. B, there is no
rule number 11.
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1890. Well, I think
there should be.
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1891. And I'm invoking it now.
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1892. Yeah, that sounds like
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1893. a really good rule to me,
actually.
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1894. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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1895. So, um,
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1896. are you going to
put them on yourself,
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1897. are we going to have
to do it for you?
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1898. Come on.
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1899. Dearly beloved,
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1900. we are assembled here
in the presence of God
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1901. and these witnesses
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1902. to celebrate the joining
of this man and this woman
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1903. in the unity of marriage.
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1904. Um, sorry, could you
hold that thought...
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1905. for one minute?
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1906. I'm sorry.
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1907. There's an important
member of our family
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1908. who should be
up here with us.
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1909. My daughter.
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1910. Carmen?
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1911. Dad, I'm not...
I'm not dressed. I...
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1912. I need you.
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1913. I'm sorry.
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1914. I gotta get married.
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1915. Okay.
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1916. Sorry.
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1917. You can go ahead.
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1918. Dearly beloved,
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1919. we are assembled here
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1920. in the presence of God
and these witnesses
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1921. to celebrate the joining
of this man and this woman
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1922. in the unity of marriage.
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1923. There are no
obligations on earth
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1924. sweeter or tenderer
than those...
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1925. It would be easy to say
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1926. that the pants
changed everything that summer.
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1927. But looking back now,
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1928. I feel like our lives changed
because they had to,
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1929. and that
the real magic of the pants
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1930. was in bearing witness
to all of this
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1931. and in somehow
holding us together
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1932. when it felt like nothing
would ever be the same again.
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1933. Some things never would be.
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1934. But we knew now that no matter
how far we traveled
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1935. on our own separate paths...
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1936. Somehow we would always find
our way back to each other.
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1937. And with that,
we could get through anything.
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1938. To us...
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1939. who we were and who we are,
and who we'll be.
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1940. To the pants...
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1941. And the sisterhood.
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1942. And this moment
and the rest of our lives.
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1943. Together and apart.
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