1. We come in peace
for cats and mice everywhere.Copy !req
2. Hey, how you doing? Good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.Copy !req
3. Itchy... Itchy...Copy !req
4. Ah!Copy !req
5. Boring!Copy !req
6. Dad, we can't see the movie.Copy !req
7. I can't believe we're paying to see
something we get on TV for free.Copy !req
8. If you ask me, everybody in this theater
is a giant sucker.Copy !req
9. Especially you.Copy !req
10. The SimpsonsCopy !req
11. Movie on the big screenCopy !req
12. Ah!Copy !req
13. Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.Copy !req
14. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
15. All right, well,
thanks a lot for coming.Copy !req
16. We've been playing
for three and a half hours.Copy !req
17. Now we'd like just a minute of your time
to say something about the environment.Copy !req
18. Boo!Copy !req
19. You suck!
Shut up and play!Copy !req
20. - Preachy!
- We're not being preachy.Copy !req
21. But the pollution in your lake,
it's dissolving our barge.Copy !req
22. I thought they touched on
a vital issue.Copy !req
23. I beg to differ.Copy !req
24. Gentlemen, it's been an honor
playing with you tonight.Copy !req
25. Ah!Copy !req
26. For the latest rock band
to die in our town...Copy !req
27. Lord, hear our prayer.Copy !req
28. Lord, hear our prayer.Copy !req
29. I hate being late.
Well, I hate going.Copy !req
30. Why can't I worship the Lord
in my own way...Copy !req
31. by praying like hell on my deathbed?Copy !req
32. Homer, they can hear you inside.Copy !req
33. Relax. Those pious morons
are too busy...Copy !req
34. talking to their phony-baloney God.Copy !req
35. How you doing? Peace be with you.
Praise Jebus.Copy !req
36. Today I'd like to try something
a little different.Copy !req
37. I'm going to call on one of you!Copy !req
38. Ah!Copy !req
39. Now, the word of God
dwells within everyone.Copy !req
40. I want you to let that word out.Copy !req
41. - Let your spirit—
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
42. What is it, Ned?Copy !req
43. The good Lord is telling me
to confess to something.Copy !req
44. Gay, gay, gay.Copy !req
45. An immodest sense of pride
in our community.Copy !req
46. Somebody else?Copy !req
47. Let the Lord's light shine upon you.Copy !req
48. Feel the spirit.Copy !req
49. Let it out!Copy !req
50. Horrible, horrible things
are going to happen!Copy !req
51. And they're gonna happen to you!
And you! And you! And you.Copy !req
52. Whoa, nelly!Copy !req
53. People of Springfield,
heed this warning:Copy !req
54. Twisted tail!Copy !req
55. A thousand eyes!Copy !req
56. Trapped forever!Copy !req
57. Dad, do something!Copy !req
58. This book doesn't have any answers!Copy !req
59. Beware! Beware! Time is short!Copy !req
60. Epa! Epa! Epa!Copy !req
61. Believe me! Believe me!Copy !req
62. Thanks for listening.Copy !req
63. Okay, who wants waffles?Copy !req
64. I do, I do, I do!Copy !req
65. Wait a minute. What about Grampa?Copy !req
66. - I want syrup!
- I want strawberries!Copy !req
67. Something happened to that man.Copy !req
68. I'll tell you what happened to him.
A certain someone had a senior moment.Copy !req
69. But that's okay, because we love him
and we got a free rug out of it.Copy !req
70. What is the point of going to church
every Sunday...Copy !req
71. when if someone we love has a genuine
religious experience, we ignore it?Copy !req
72. Right, Grampa?Copy !req
73. I want bananas on my waffles.Copy !req
74. I rest my case.Copy !req
75. I'm not dropping this.Copy !req
76. Wait a minute. L'm still in the car.Copy !req
77. Oh, right.Copy !req
78. "Take out hornets" nest."'Copy !req
79. Check. "Fix sinkhole.'"Copy !req
80. Check.Copy !req
81. "Re-shingle roof'"?Copy !req
82. Steady.Copy !req
83. Why, you little—!Copy !req
84. I'll teach you to laugh
at something that's funny!Copy !req
85. You know, we are on the roof.
We could have some fun.Copy !req
86. What kind of fun?Copy !req
87. How about a dare contest?Copy !req
88. That sounds fun. I dare you to...Copy !req
89. climb the TV antenna!Copy !req
90. - Piece of cake.
- Earthquake!Copy !req
91. Aftershock!Copy !req
92. Homer, I don't mean
to be a Nervous Pervis...Copy !req
93. but if he falls, couldn't that
make your boy a paraplege-arino?Copy !req
94. Shut up, Flanders.Copy !req
95. - Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
- Well said, boy.Copy !req
96. Yeah!Copy !req
97. Steady. Steady.Copy !req
98. Steady...Copy !req
99. Ah!Copy !req
100. Hello. Sorry to bother you
on a Sunday...Copy !req
101. but I'm sure you're as worried about
the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am.Copy !req
102. Lake Springfield has higher levels
of mercury than ev—Copy !req
103. Why, it's the little girl
who saved my cat.Copy !req
104. Lake Springfield is—Copy !req
105. Come on over, Lisa.Copy !req
106. You can canvass me
as long as you want.Copy !req
107. Milhouse, you don't care
about the environment.Copy !req
108. Hey. I am very passionate
about the planet.Copy !req
109. Say global warming is a myth.Copy !req
110. It's a myth! Further study is needed!Copy !req
111. That's for selling out your beliefs.Copy !req
112. Oh, poor Milhouse.Copy !req
113. Dream coming true.Copy !req
114. Are you aware that
a leaky faucet can waste over—?Copy !req
115. Two thousand gallons a year.Copy !req
116. - Turning off lights can save—
- Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.Copy !req
117. And if we kept our thermostats
at 68 in winter—Copy !req
118. We'd be free from our dependency
on foreign oil in 17 years.Copy !req
119. I'm Colin.Copy !req
120. I haven't seen you at school.Copy !req
121. Moved from Ireland.
My dad's a musician.Copy !req
122. - Is he...?
- He's not Bono.Copy !req
123. - I just thought, because you're lrish and—
- He's not Bono.Copy !req
124. Do you play?Copy !req
125. Just piano, guitar, trumpet,
drums and bass.Copy !req
126. He's pure gold.
For once in your life, be cool.Copy !req
127. So is your name as pretty
as your face?Copy !req
128. You okay there?Copy !req
129. Twisted tail! A thousand eyes!
Trapped forever! Epa! Epa!Copy !req
130. "Epa." What could that be?Copy !req
131. I believe it's the sound
the Green Lantern made...Copy !req
132. when Sinestro threw him
into a vat of acid.Copy !req
133. Epa!Copy !req
134. Yeah. Thanks for coming over.Copy !req
135. Thanks for giving me
your pregnancy pants.Copy !req
136. Never known comfort like this.Copy !req
137. Why did I suggest this?Copy !req
138. Ah! Ow!Copy !req
139. Ow! Ah! Oh! Ah!Copy !req
140. All right, boy,
time for the ultimate dare.Copy !req
141. I dare you to skateboard
to Krusty Burger and back...Copy !req
142. naked.Copy !req
143. - How naked?
- Fourth base.Copy !req
144. Girls might see my doodle.Copy !req
145. Oh, I see. Then I hereby
declare you chicken for life.Copy !req
146. Every morning, you'll wake up to
"Good morning, chicken."Copy !req
147. At your wedding, I'll sing:Copy !req
148. I like men now.Copy !req
149. Don't look where l'm pointing!Copy !req
150. Stop in the name of
American squeamishness!Copy !req
151. Boys, before we eat, don't forget
to thank the Lord for this bountiful—Copy !req
152. Penis?Copy !req
153. - Bountiful penis.
- Bountiful penis.Copy !req
154. Amen.Copy !req
155. Listen, kid, nobody likes wearing clothes
in public, but, you know, it's the law.Copy !req
156. Lunchtime!Copy !req
157. You can't just leave me out here.Copy !req
158. Don't worry, we found
a friend for you to play with.Copy !req
159. Nelson, honey, where have you been?Copy !req
160. - Dad!
- What seems to be the problem, officers?Copy !req
161. Tell him you dared me to do it.Copy !req
162. If that's true, then you should be
taking the rap here, not your son.Copy !req
163. And what happens to me
if it's my fault?Copy !req
164. You'll have to attend
a one-hour parenting class.Copy !req
165. It was all his idea!
He's out of control, I tell you!Copy !req
166. I'm at my wits' end.Copy !req
167. It's so...Copy !req
168. See you in court, kid.Copy !req
169. Okay, son, let's get some lunch.Copy !req
170. Did you at least bring my clothes?Copy !req
171. Shirt, socks, everything you need.Copy !req
172. - You didn't bring my pants.
- Who am l, Tommy Bahama?Copy !req
173. This is the worst day of my life.Copy !req
174. The worst day of your life so far.Copy !req
175. - Say, Bart?
- What do you want, Flanders?Copy !req
176. If you need pants,
I carry an extra pair.Copy !req
177. You know how boys are,
always praying through the knees.Copy !req
178. Why are you helping me?
I'm not your kid.Copy !req
179. We're neighbors. I'm sure your father
would do the same for my boys.Copy !req
180. Thank you.Copy !req
181. - Hey, what's with you?
- You really wanna know?Copy !req
182. Of course I do.Copy !req
183. What kind of a father
wouldn't care about—?Copy !req
184. A pig wearing a hat!Copy !req
185. Action.Copy !req
186. Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty,
for my new pork sandwich, the Klogger.Copy !req
187. If you can find a greasier sandwich,
you're in Mexico!Copy !req
188. Mm.Copy !req
189. And we're clear.Copy !req
190. Blech! Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.Copy !req
191. What—? You can't kill him
if he's wearing people clothes!Copy !req
192. You're coming home with me.Copy !req
193. "A thousand eyes."
What could that be?Copy !req
194. Hm. I'm pretty sure
a thousand is a number.Copy !req
195. Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married
to someone who's recklessly impulsive?Copy !req
196. Actually, it's aged me horribly.Copy !req
197. Then say hello
to the newest Simpson.Copy !req
198. Homer!Copy !req
199. I believe what happened in church
was a warning about precisely this.Copy !req
200. Please, get rid of that pig.Copy !req
201. Oh, you're gonna love him.
Look, he does an impression of you.Copy !req
202. You nailed her.Copy !req
203. He also does me.Copy !req
204. You smiled. I'm off the hook.Copy !req
205. Ooh.Copy !req
206. Oh, you have so many looks.Copy !req
207. So that's what snug is.Copy !req
208. Who's a good pig?Copy !req
209. Who's a good pig?Copy !req
210. Rough day, huh, son?Copy !req
211. You don't know what rough is, sister.Copy !req
212. Bart, you know, whenever my boys
bake up a batch of frownies...Copy !req
213. I take them fishing.Copy !req
214. Does your dad ever take you fishing?Copy !req
215. Dad, it's not fair to use a bug zapper
to catch the fish.Copy !req
216. If you love fish like I do,
you want them to die with dignity.Copy !req
217. I think I have a nibble. Argh!Copy !req
218. Argh!Copy !req
219. I think fishing might be
more fun with you.Copy !req
220. Oh, great. Now, how about
I fix you some cocoa?Copy !req
221. No way. Cocoa's for wusses.Copy !req
222. Well, sir, if you change your mind,
it's on the windowsill.Copy !req
223. Oh, my God.Copy !req
224. Oh, wait. I didn't tell you the best part.
He loves the environment.Copy !req
225. Oh, wait! I still didn't tell you
the best part. He's got an lrish brogue.Copy !req
226. No, no, wait!
I still didn't tell you the best part.Copy !req
227. He's not imaginary!Copy !req
228. Oh, honey, that's great.Copy !req
229. But the very best thing
is that he listens to you.Copy !req
230. Because nothing means more
than for a man to—Copy !req
231. How did the pig tracks
get on the ceiling?Copy !req
232. Spider-Pig, Spider-PigCopy !req
233. Does whatever a Spider-Pig doesCopy !req
234. Can he swing from a web?Copy !req
235. No, he can't, he's a pigCopy !req
236. Look out
He is a Spider-PigCopy !req
237. Are we having fun yet?Copy !req
238. We are now. You've got a bite.Copy !req
239. Whoa, mama!Copy !req
240. Oh, no, my good pole!Copy !req
241. Huh? You're not strangling me.Copy !req
242. What the—?
Strangling's only good for...Copy !req
243. Well, it's not good for anything.Copy !req
244. The only time you should
lay hands on a boy...Copy !req
245. is to give him
a good pat on the back.Copy !req
246. Hey, what the hell are you—?Copy !req
247. Oh. One more time.Copy !req
248. Honey, I'm home. Ah!Copy !req
249. We are at the tipping point, people.Copy !req
250. If we don't do something now...Copy !req
251. I'm sorry, I lost my train of thought.
Isn't he dreamy?Copy !req
252. Agreed.Copy !req
253. Okay, so here's the bottom line:Copy !req
254. If we don't change our ways
right now...Copy !req
255. pollution in Lake Springfield
will be at this level.Copy !req
256. That's not so bad.Copy !req
257. No, the lift is stuck.Copy !req
258. Am I getting through to anyone?Copy !req
259. Hell, yeah.
We need a new one of those things.Copy !req
260. All in favor of a new scissor lift,
say "aye."Copy !req
261. Aye.
- No!Copy !req
262. This lake is just one piece of trash
away from a toxic nightmare.Copy !req
263. But I knew you wouldn't listen.Copy !req
264. So I took the liberty of pouring water
from the lake in all your drinking glasses.Copy !req
265. This is why we should hate kids.Copy !req
266. This is serious, people.Copy !req
267. No more dumping in the lake.
I hereby declare a state of emergency.Copy !req
268. Code black.Copy !req
269. Black? That's the worst color there is.Copy !req
270. - No offense there, Carl.
- I get it all the time.Copy !req
271. Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake.Copy !req
272. Fine. I will put my yard trimmings
in a car compactor.Copy !req
273. Chief, I think there was
a dead body in there.Copy !req
274. I thought that too,
until he said "yard trimmings."Copy !req
275. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.Copy !req
276. Let us now make sure
this barrier is completely idiot-proof.Copy !req
277. - Cletus.
- Yessum?Copy !req
278. Try to dump something in the lake.Copy !req
279. Okay.Copy !req
280. I can't. I simply can't.Copy !req
281. - Brilliant.
- Very effective.Copy !req
282. Ay-yay-yay!Copy !req
283. Don't get any ideas, huh?Copy !req
284. Maybe we should kiss,
just to break the tension.Copy !req
285. What's going on here?Copy !req
286. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
287. I'm not sure that pig
should be in the house.Copy !req
288. And by the way,
what are you doing with his leavings?Copy !req
289. Don't worry.
I've devised a most elegant solution.Copy !req
290. It's leaking.Copy !req
291. It's not leaking, it's overflowing.Copy !req
292. He filled up the whole silo
in just two days?Copy !req
293. Well, I helped.Copy !req
294. Homer, stop! Stop. I know it's easy
for your mind to wander...Copy !req
295. but I want you to
really concentrate on me.Copy !req
296. I can't escape the feeling that this
is the crisis Grampa warned us about.Copy !req
297. You have to dispose
of that waste properly.Copy !req
298. Okay, Marge. I will.Copy !req
299. You can take Spider-Pig with you.Copy !req
300. He's not Spider-Pig anymore,
he's Harry Plopper.Copy !req
301. Hello.Copy !req
302. Homer, you gotta get over here.Copy !req
303. Health inspector shut down the doughnut
store, they're giving out free doughnuts!Copy !req
304. Oh, my God, oh, my God!
I just got one thing I gotta do first.Copy !req
305. Well, you better hurry.
They're going fast.Copy !req
306. Whoa, that was close.Copy !req
307. Uh-oh.Copy !req
308. Evil!Copy !req
309. - Drive, drive, drive!
- Oink, oink.Copy !req
310. Oh, right.Copy !req
311. Look at that. You can see
the four states that border Springfield:Copy !req
312. Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.Copy !req
313. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
314. And if you look real close,
you can almost— Ah!Copy !req
315. Well, this certainly seems odd...Copy !req
316. but who am I to question
the work of the Almighty?Copy !req
317. We thank you, Lord,
for this mighty fine intelligent design.Copy !req
318. Good job.Copy !req
319. Jabbity, jabbity, jab, jab, jab!Copy !req
320. Hey! Jab one more eye
and it's a federal crime.Copy !req
321. - Who are you?
- Environmental Protection Agency.Copy !req
322. Russ Cargill, head of the EPA,
here to see the president.Copy !req
323. Mr. President.Copy !req
324. Ja, that is me.Copy !req
325. Pollution in Springfield
has reached crisis levels.Copy !req
326. I hate this job. Everything's "crisis" this
and "end of the world" that.Copy !req
327. Nobody opens with a joke.
I miss Danny DeVito.Copy !req
328. You want a joke, huh?
Stop me if you've heard this one.Copy !req
329. Look at those angry eyes
and giant teeth.Copy !req
330. It's like Christmas
at the Kennedy compound.Copy !req
331. You know, sir, when you
made me head of the EPA...Copy !req
332. you appointed one of
the most successful men in America...Copy !req
333. to the least successful agency
in government.Copy !req
334. And why did I take the job?Copy !req
335. Because I'm a rich man
who wanted to give something back.Copy !req
336. Not the money, but something.Copy !req
337. So here is our chance to
kick some ass for Mother Earth.Copy !req
338. - I'm listening.
- Well, l've narrowed your choices down...Copy !req
339. to five unthinkable options.Copy !req
340. Each will cause untold misery—Copy !req
341. - I pick number three.
- You don't wanna read them first?Copy !req
342. I was elected to lead, not to read.
Number three!Copy !req
343. We're being sealed in a dome! Ah!Copy !req
344. Ah!Copy !req
345. What do I do?
I don't know what to do!Copy !req
346. If I stay, I'm trapped.
If I leave, I'm alone.Copy !req
347. Oh, God. In, out, in, out!Copy !req
348. I never saw Venice.Copy !req
349. Epa! Epa! "Trapped forever."'Copy !req
350. It's all come true.Copy !req
351. That crazy old man in church
was right.Copy !req
352. Dome!Copy !req
353. All right, men, open fire.Copy !req
354. Ow!Copy !req
355. Who's hurt? Raise your hands.Copy !req
356. Without the attitude.Copy !req
357. People, people.
I have an important announcement.Copy !req
358. I have just perfected
an acid-firing super-drill...Copy !req
359. - ... which can cut through anything.
- Hey, that's cool.Copy !req
360. It's right there.Copy !req
361. Just outside of the dome.Copy !req
362. What ruthless madmen
could have done this to us?Copy !req
363. The United States government.Copy !req
364. My name is Russ Cargill
and I'm head of the EPA.Copy !req
365. The what?Copy !req
366. - Envimonmental Pmotection Agency.
Come again?Copy !req
367. Look, I'm a man on a big TV.
Just listen.Copy !req
368. - Springfield has become—
Whoo! Springfield!Copy !req
369. —the most polluted city
in the history of the planet.Copy !req
370. Drama queen!Copy !req
371. To keep your poisons
from spreading...Copy !req
372. your government has sealed you
in this dome.Copy !req
373. It's the last thing we wanted to do.Copy !req
374. I own the company that makes
the dome, but that's beside the point.Copy !req
375. You mean we're trapped like rats?Copy !req
376. No, rats can't be trapped this easily.
You're trapped like carrots.Copy !req
377. Wait. We couldn't be more polluted.
Everyone stopped dumping in the lake.Copy !req
378. Apparently someone
didn't get the message.Copy !req
379. Act natural.Copy !req
380. Hey, buddy, sooner or later,
people are gonna discover this.Copy !req
381. Don't worry about that. We found
a way to take you off the map.Copy !req
382. Coming up on your right:Copy !req
383. Nothing.Copy !req
384. This is Kent Brockman,
reporting to you on a crisis so serious...Copy !req
385. it has its own name
and theme music.Copy !req
386. The dome has put an end
to life as we know it.Copy !req
387. The town is running low on supplies of
everything from gasoline to Botox.Copy !req
388. Moment, please.Copy !req
389. Now, as always, we end our news
on "'The Lighter Side."'Copy !req
390. It's the time of year when
the swallows return to Springfield.Copy !req
391. I think the thing I miss most
is a simple summer breeze.Copy !req
392. Maggie?Copy !req
393. We've got dome wax,
dome polish, dome freshener...Copy !req
394. all your dome needs at Dome Depot,
located at the 105 and the dome.Copy !req
395. Dome DepotCopy !req
396. Maggie got out! Maggie got out!Copy !req
397. Maggie was right there,
just outside the dome.Copy !req
398. Marge, she's right here.Copy !req
399. This dome can play tricks on you.
You just have to keep calm and—Copy !req
400. Oh, my God.Copy !req
401. I'm out of the dome.
Fresh air! Freedom!Copy !req
402. I'll write you. Lead good lives!Copy !req
403. Good evening, this is Kent Bmockman.
Efforts to find out whose selfish crime...Copy !req
404. caused our entrapment
have been fruitless.Copy !req
405. - Until moments ago!
- Ah!Copy !req
406. A shocking discovery has been made
here at Lake Springfield.Copy !req
407. That could be anybody's pig-crap silo.Copy !req
408. Homer, it was you.Copy !req
409. You single-handedly killed this town.Copy !req
410. I know. It's weird.Copy !req
411. Just a reminder, this station does not
endorse vigilante justice.Copy !req
412. Unless it gets results. Which it will.Copy !req
413. You didn't listen to me
after I warned you.Copy !req
414. Don't worry,
nobody watches this stupid show.Copy !req
415. What's that ominous glow
in the distance?Copy !req
416. Kill! Kill! Kill!Copy !req
417. Marge, look. Those idiots
don't even know where we live.Copy !req
418. Kill! Kill! Kill!
- D'oh.Copy !req
419. We want Homer! We want Homer!Copy !req
420. You monster. You monster!Copy !req
421. Did you see the news?Copy !req
422. Honey, come on,
we have bigger problems.Copy !req
423. But I'm so angry.Copy !req
424. You're a woman.
You can hold on to it forever.Copy !req
425. Okay.Copy !req
426. Homer, you have to go out there,
face that mob...Copy !req
427. and apologize for what you did.Copy !req
428. I would, but l'm afraid if I open the door,
they'll take all of you.Copy !req
429. No, we won't. We just want Homer!Copy !req
430. Well, maybe not you,
but they'll kill Grampa.Copy !req
431. I'm part of the mob!Copy !req
432. Teeny! Take out the baby.Copy !req
433. Here, let me get that for you.Copy !req
434. Stay back. I got a chain saw.Copy !req
435. Uh-oh.Copy !req
436. Bart! Crawl across. Hurry.Copy !req
437. But if they see you helping us,
they'll kill you.Copy !req
438. I'm sure your father would
do the same for—Copy !req
439. Point taken. Now, hustle your bustles.Copy !req
440. Archers.Copy !req
441. I'm using a red arrow
so I know who I kill.Copy !req
442. No, Plopper.
If you push that, Daddy will die.Copy !req
443. Hey, my luck's beginning to turn.Copy !req
444. Wait! There's something I have to get.Copy !req
445. - What'd you get?
- Our wedding video.Copy !req
446. - We have a wedding video?
Torch his gas tank!Copy !req
447. We lost them.Copy !req
448. Up here.Copy !req
449. Get them! Get them!Copy !req
450. Little help?Copy !req
451. Ow!Copy !req
452. You know, the word "apology"...Copy !req
453. is tossed around a lot these days,
but when it comes from in here—Copy !req
454. Mom, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
455. Maggie, not now.Copy !req
456. We'll play later.Copy !req
457. The sinkhole. Follow me, kids!Copy !req
458. Geronimo!
Sacajawea!Copy !req
459. So long, losers!Copy !req
460. Uh-oh.Copy !req
461. The top of his head is still showing.
Claw at it!Copy !req
462. Ha-ha.Copy !req
463. Well, they're China's problem now.Copy !req
464. Colin!Copy !req
465. I can't hear you!Copy !req
466. I never thought my life would have an
absolutely perfect moment, but this is—Copy !req
467. Lisa's got a boyfriend
that she'll never see again!Copy !req
468. —perfect.Copy !req
469. - What do we do?
- Now we run.Copy !req
470. I'm afraid we lost them, sir.Copy !req
471. Damn it!Copy !req
472. Well, then, you find them
and you get them back in the dome.Copy !req
473. And so nobody else gets out...Copy !req
474. I want roving death squads
around the perimeter 24/7.Copy !req
475. I want 10,000 tough guys...Copy !req
476. and I want 10,000 soft guys
to make the tough guys look tougher.Copy !req
477. And here's how I want them arranged:
Tough, tough, soft, tough...Copy !req
478. soft, soft, tough, tough,
soft, soft, tough, soft.Copy !req
479. Sir, I'm afraid you've
gone mad with power.Copy !req
480. Of course. Ever try going mad without
power? It's boring. No one listens to you.Copy !req
481. Phew.Copy !req
482. - Bart, are you drinking whiskey?
- I'm troubled.Copy !req
483. - Bart.
- I promise, I'll stop tomorrow.Copy !req
484. You'll stop right now.Copy !req
485. You come back here, little man.Copy !req
486. I miss Flanders. There, I said it!Copy !req
487. - Where's your father?
- He went out.Copy !req
488. Let's quickly rebuild our lives
while he's gone.Copy !req
489. Hey, guys?Copy !req
490. What's the secret knock, again?Copy !req
491. Look, I know I screwed up. This is big.Copy !req
492. It's huge! We're homeless!Copy !req
493. Our friends wanna kill us!Copy !req
494. Before we can even stay
in the same room with you...Copy !req
495. I need to know what was
going through your mind...Copy !req
496. when you didn't listen to me...Copy !req
497. and dumped that silo in the lake.Copy !req
498. Homer!Copy !req
499. I don't know what to tell you, Marge.
I don't think about things.Copy !req
500. I respect people who do...Copy !req
501. but I just try to make the days not hurt
until I get to crawl in next to you again.Copy !req
502. Aw...Copy !req
503. I mean, oh.Copy !req
504. Look, I'm really sorry.
But I'm more than just sorry...Copy !req
505. I'm prepared with a solution.Copy !req
506. I've always been afraid l'd screw up our
lives so badly we'd need a backup plan.Copy !req
507. And that plan is right here!Copy !req
508. No.Copy !req
509. Nope.Copy !req
510. Bingo.Copy !req
511. Bear with me.Copy !req
512. Ta-da!Copy !req
513. Alaska?Copy !req
514. Alaska. A place where you can't be
too fat or too drunk.Copy !req
515. Where no one says things like:Copy !req
516. "Let's see your high school
equivalency certificate."'Copy !req
517. I don't know, Homie.Copy !req
518. I'm not saying it right.Copy !req
519. Look, the thing is,
I can't start a new life alone.Copy !req
520. And I've really come to like you guys.Copy !req
521. I just don't see it.Copy !req
522. Marge, in every marriage,
you get one chance to say:Copy !req
523. "I need you to do this with me.'"Copy !req
524. And there's only one answer
when somebody says that.Copy !req
525. Okay, Homie, I'm with you.Copy !req
526. Thank you, my sweetheart.Copy !req
527. Mom?
- Yes, honey?Copy !req
528. You just bought
another load of crap...Copy !req
529. from the world's fattest
fertilizer salesman.Copy !req
530. You'll pay for ruining
this golden family moment!Copy !req
531. Homer!Copy !req
532. How are we supposed to get to Alaska
without any money?Copy !req
533. All right, son. If you don't believe in me,
believe in America.Copy !req
534. America. Where any man can make
quick money with no questions asked.Copy !req
535. Step right up and win my truck!Copy !req
536. All you have to do is conquer
the Ball of Death.Copy !req
537. - What's the catch?
- No catch.Copy !req
538. Just ride the motorcycle
all the way around just one time.Copy !req
539. Three tries for $10.Copy !req
540. - Marge, how much money do we have?
- Ten dollars.Copy !req
541. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
542. That counts as a try.Copy !req
543. Ow!
That's two.Copy !req
544. Ow!
And that's three.Copy !req
545. Here's what I'll do,
because I like seeing you hurt yourself:Copy !req
546. I'll give you one on the house.Copy !req
547. - You're the best.
Dad!Copy !req
548. When you get to the top,
don't slow down, speed up!Copy !req
549. - But that's when it's the scariest.
- Just do it!Copy !req
550. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
551. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
552. Yes!Copy !req
553. Yay, Dad!Copy !req
554. I'll take that truck now.Copy !req
555. Oh, man. My wives are gonna kill me.Copy !req
556. Next stop, Alaska!Copy !req
557. Day 37 under the dome.Copy !req
558. We are facing intermittent
power failures which—Copy !req
559. Okay, very funny.
I'm gonna turn the lights off again.Copy !req
560. When they come back on,
I want all my booze back the way it was.Copy !req
561. Yeah, okay. Okay.Copy !req
562. I'm very proud of you, Bart.
Over 24 hours sober.Copy !req
563. - You are, aren't you?
- I'll prove it.Copy !req
564. We're giving your father another chance,
and we owe it to him to—Copy !req
565. - Oh, my God.
- Can I help you?Copy !req
566. We need diapers.Copy !req
567. - Okay.
- No. No, we don't. We don't.Copy !req
568. - Ladies" razorblades.
- Right.Copy !req
569. No! No. No, we don't.
I forgot, we're European.Copy !req
570. - Uh-huh.
- Just give us beefjerky.Copy !req
571. Lots and lots of beefjerky.Copy !req
572. That's right. That's what we need.
That's all we came in for.Copy !req
573. Sure.Copy !req
574. Oh, my God. There they are!Copy !req
575. So you want some of my electricity,
do you?Copy !req
576. Well, for once,
the rich white man is in control.Copy !req
577. I have two buttons behind this desk.Copy !req
578. One will supply your town with power,
the other releases the hounds.Copy !req
579. Reach me. Make me your brother.Copy !req
580. The hospital's generator
is about to give out.Copy !req
581. Lives will be lost.Copy !req
582. "Lives lost.'" Go on.Copy !req
583. We got a convict we were gonna
fry tomorrow, but now we can't.Copy !req
584. Tempting. Tempting.Copy !req
585. Look, all our reasons mean nothing.Copy !req
586. Just look into your heart
and you'll find the answer.Copy !req
587. First door on the right.
Thank you.Copy !req
588. What—? This isn't the way
I pictured Alaska at all!Copy !req
589. Oh, that's better.Copy !req
590. Homer!Copy !req
591. Well, at least my poster
didn't get torn.Copy !req
592. Welcome to Alaska. Here's $1000.Copy !req
593. Well, it's about time! But why?Copy !req
594. We pay every resident $1000...Copy !req
595. to allow oil companies to ravage
our state's natural beauty.Copy !req
596. I'm home!Copy !req
597. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
598. What are you doing, Bart?Copy !req
599. Just passing the time.Copy !req
600. My boy loves Alaska so much,
he's applauding it.Copy !req
601. - Lisa, why aren't you clapping?
- But, Dad—Copy !req
602. Clap for Alaska!Copy !req
603. Well, Marge, we're separated
from the kids by a wall of snow.Copy !req
604. All my dreams are coming true.Copy !req
605. We're going to need more birds.Copy !req
606. Day 93 under the dome.Copy !req
607. With necessities growing
dangerously low...Copy !req
608. who knows what spark will set off
this powder keg?Copy !req
609. - Okay, let's discuss Tuesdays with Morrie.
- Again?Copy !req
610. If we don't get a new book,
I'm going to puke.Copy !req
611. You're the five people
I'm going to meet in hell!Copy !req
612. We're out of coffee!Copy !req
613. I can't take another minute
in this dome!Copy !req
614. Ah!Copy !req
615. Take that.Copy !req
616. Oh, no! Blowback!Copy !req
617. Look what they're doing to our dome.Copy !req
618. You know what that is, sir?Copy !req
619. - A crack?
- Exactly.Copy !req
620. People got out of the dome before,
they're gonna get out again.Copy !req
621. When they do, there's gonna be
hearings, investigations...Copy !req
622. I'll have to go back to
making family comedies.Copy !req
623. Don't worry,
I have a solution for you, sir.Copy !req
624. In fact, I have five solutions.Copy !req
625. You don't have to read them.
You'll have deniability.Copy !req
626. I'll take care of it. You know nothing.Copy !req
627. No. I need to know
what I'm approving.Copy !req
628. Absolutely. But on the other hand,
knowing things is overrated.Copy !req
629. Anyone can pick something
when they know what it is.Copy !req
630. It takes real leadership to pick
something you're clueless about.Copy !req
631. - Okay, I pick three.
- Try again.Copy !req
632. - One. Five?
- Go higher. Too high.Copy !req
633. - Three?
- You said three.Copy !req
634. - Six? TWo?
- There is no six. Double it.Copy !req
635. - Four!
- As you wish, sir.Copy !req
636. Are you tired of
the same old Grand Canyon?Copy !req
637. Here we are, kids, the Grand Canyon.Copy !req
638. It's so old and boring.
I want a new one. Now!Copy !req
639. Hello. I'm Tom Hanks.Copy !req
640. The U.S. government
has lost its credibility...Copy !req
641. so it's borrowing some of mine.Copy !req
642. - Tousle my hair, Mr. Hanks.
- Sure thing, son.Copy !req
643. Now, l'm pleased to tell you all
about the New Grand Canyon.Copy !req
644. Coming this weekend. It's east of
Shelbyville and south of Capitol City.Copy !req
645. That's where Springfield is!Copy !req
646. It's nowhere near where
anything is or ever was.Copy !req
647. This is Tom Hanks, saying:Copy !req
648. If you're going to pick a government
to trust, why not this one?Copy !req
649. Did you see that?Copy !req
650. Yes, they're going
to destroy Springfield.Copy !req
651. But we're going to stop them.Copy !req
652. Homie, get your clothes on. Homie?Copy !req
653. I'm happy here. Screw Springfield!Copy !req
654. I can't believe you'd say
something so selfish.Copy !req
655. Marge, those people chased us
with pitchforks and torches.Copy !req
656. Torches! At 4 in the afternoon!Copy !req
657. - It was 7 at night.
- It was during Access Hollywood.Copy !req
658. - Which is on at 4 and 7.
- D'oh!Copy !req
659. Dad, how can you turn your back
on everyone who loved us?Copy !req
660. Flanders helped
when we were in trouble.Copy !req
661. Who cares what he did?
He's not your father.Copy !req
662. I wish he was.Copy !req
663. You don't mean that.
You worship me.Copy !req
664. Oh, yeah?
Look what I did to your picture.Copy !req
665. Look at it.Copy !req
666. How-dilly-doo-dilly.
How-dilly-doo-dilly.Copy !req
667. Why, you little—Copy !req
668. - I'll strangle-angle you!
Diddily-diddily.Copy !req
669. Bart, stop it! Leave this to me.Copy !req
670. Homer...Copy !req
671. in every marriage,
you get one chance to say:Copy !req
672. "I need you to do this with me.'"Copy !req
673. That is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
674. Homer Simpson!Copy !req
675. We're saving Springfield!Copy !req
676. Listen to me, all of you.
We are staying.Copy !req
677. We have a great life in Alaska...Copy !req
678. and we're never going
back to America again.Copy !req
679. I have spoken!Copy !req
680. Well, I guess I've let her
worry about me long enough.Copy !req
681. Marge? Kids?Copy !req
682. Huh?Copy !req
683. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
684. Homer...Copy !req
685. I've always stood up for you.Copy !req
686. When people point out your flaws...Copy !req
687. I always say:Copy !req
688. "Well, sometimes you have to
stand back to appreciate a work of art."Copy !req
689. Way back.Copy !req
690. Lately, what's keeping us together...Copy !req
691. is my ability to overlook
everything you do.Copy !req
692. And I overlook these things
because...Copy !req
693. Because?Copy !req
694. Well, that's the thing.Copy !req
695. I just don't know how to finish
that sentence anymore.Copy !req
696. So I'm leaving with the kids
to help Springfield...Copy !req
697. and we're never coming back.Copy !req
698. And to prove to myself
that this is the end...Copy !req
699. I taped this over our wedding video.Copy !req
700. Goodbye, Homie.Copy !req
701. I love you.Copy !req
702. Marge? Kids?Copy !req
703. Huh?Copy !req
704. - So, Mom, what's our plan?
- What are you doing up there?Copy !req
705. Looking through people's luggage.Copy !req
706. I'm the mascot of an evil corporation.Copy !req
707. Get down from there.
We have to keep a low profile...Copy !req
708. till we get to Seattle to tell the world
of the plot to destroy Springfield.Copy !req
709. I don't know if you guys
should be talking so loud.Copy !req
710. Oh, Lisa, it's not like the government
is listening to everybody's conversation.Copy !req
711. Hi, I'm calling
about your Meat Lover's pizza.Copy !req
712. I like meat, but I don't know
if l'm ready to love again.Copy !req
713. You hang up first.
No, you hang up first.Copy !req
714. Okay.Copy !req
715. She hung up on me!Copy !req
716. But we're fugitives. We should
just lay low till we get to Seattle.Copy !req
717. Hey, everybody, I found one!Copy !req
718. The government actually found
someone we're looking for!Copy !req
719. Yeah, baby, yeah!Copy !req
720. Homer Simpson...Copy !req
721. do you know why you are here?Copy !req
722. Because my family cares more about
other people than they do about me.Copy !req
723. Drink this liquid.Copy !req
724. Ah!Copy !req
725. More, please.Copy !req
726. Now we will cleanse your spirit...Copy !req
727. by the ancient lnuit art
of throat singing.Copy !req
728. Throat singing?Copy !req
729. How long are we doing this?Copy !req
730. - Until you have an epiphany.
- Okay.Copy !req
731. What's an epiphany?Copy !req
732. Sudden realization of great truth.Copy !req
733. Okay.Copy !req
734. Spider-Pig, Spider-PigCopy !req
735. Does whatever a Spider-Pig doesCopy !req
736. Look outCopy !req
737. He's a Spider-PigCopy !req
738. Unless you have an epiphany...Copy !req
739. you will spend the remainder
of your days alone.Copy !req
740. Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. Ooh!Copy !req
741. Bananas are an excellent source
of potassium.Copy !req
742. Americans will never embrace soccer?Copy !req
743. More than two shakes
and it's playing with yourself?Copy !req
744. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
745. Oh, do whatever you want to me.
I don't care about myself anymore.Copy !req
746. Because...?Copy !req
747. Because other people
are just as important as me.Copy !req
748. Without them, I'm nothing.Copy !req
749. In order to save myself...Copy !req
750. I have to save Springfield!Copy !req
751. That's it! Isn't it?Copy !req
752. That was the most
incredible experience of my life.Copy !req
753. And now to find my family,
save my town and drop 10 pounds!Copy !req
754. Thank you, boob lady.Copy !req
755. This is it, kids. Seattle.Copy !req
756. Russ Cargill! Do you think he saw us?Copy !req
757. Yes, I did.Copy !req
758. Run! Run!Copy !req
759. Jump! Jump!Copy !req
760. Land! Land!Copy !req
761. Rest! Rest!Copy !req
762. Run! Run!Copy !req
763. Now, I know we've had a rough day...Copy !req
764. but I'm sure we can put all that
behind us and—Copy !req
765. That's my whipping arm!Copy !req
766. Why does everything I whip leave me?Copy !req
767. Must keep going. Must keep going.Copy !req
768. No, I can't. I can't keep going.Copy !req
769. Yes, you can.Copy !req
770. No, I can't!Copy !req
771. Oh, shut up!Copy !req
772. You shut up.Copy !req
773. No, you. No, you.Copy !req
774. No, you. Oh, real mature.Copy !req
775. How could you say that?Copy !req
776. Oh, what's the point?Copy !req
777. It's hopeless.Copy !req
778. Don't give up, Homer.
You are closer than you think.Copy !req
779. But which way do I go?Copy !req
780. Much obliged.Copy !req
781. Ten-hut!Copy !req
782. Lisa! Knock off that racket.Copy !req
783. Lisa!Copy !req
784. They captured my family.
What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
785. There's something strange
about that "'sop" sign.Copy !req
786. - Did you hear something?
- Probably just a moth.Copy !req
787. I hope it's okay.Copy !req
788. Ugh!Copy !req
789. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
790. Ugh!Copy !req
791. Look, we can't keep stopping at
every "sop,'"yeld"' or "one vay'" sign.Copy !req
792. Just move on.Copy !req
793. Let us out! Let us out!Copy !req
794. Stop that.
You'll scratch your shackles.Copy !req
795. I hope I do.Copy !req
796. Oh, way to go, Bart.Copy !req
797. You stink.Copy !req
798. No, you stink.Copy !req
799. Ow.Copy !req
800. Springfield.Copy !req
801. I can't believe it,
but it got even crappier.Copy !req
802. Oh, man.Copy !req
803. Oh, hi, Midge.Copy !req
804. Moe, what happened?Copy !req
805. With the town sealed off from the rest of
the world, things got a little nutty here.Copy !req
806. Why are you dressed like that?Copy !req
807. Well, I don't like to brag,
but I am now the emperor of Springfield.Copy !req
808. No, you're not!Copy !req
809. Yes, I am!Copy !req
810. Okay. Hail, emperor.Copy !req
811. Attention, Springfield.Copy !req
812. Youm govemnment realized that putting you
inside this dome was a terrible mistake.Copy !req
813. Therefore, we're commencing with
Operation Soaring Eagle.Copy !req
814. Yay!
- Which involves killing you all.Copy !req
815. As I speak, we're lowering a small
but powerful bomb into your midst.Copy !req
816. Despite everything, I miss your father.Copy !req
817. Me too.Copy !req
818. His big, fat ass could shield us all.Copy !req
819. Ten-hut!Copy !req
820. At ease. I'm General Marriott Suites...Copy !req
821. and I have an urgent note
from the president.Copy !req
822. It says to release
this town immediately.Copy !req
823. Why is it written on a leaf?Copy !req
824. Perfect.Copy !req
825. Now Homer Simpson's gonna show
he has cojones! Oops.Copy !req
826. Mom, I've gotta go find Colin.Copy !req
827. Not now, sweetie.
Doomsday is family time.Copy !req
828. Hey. If one of us distracts Cargill,
the rest of us can climb up that thing.Copy !req
829. Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind
while we escape with our lives?Copy !req
830. Ahem. My time to shine.Copy !req
831. Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, lookie here!Copy !req
832. What do you want?Copy !req
833. Look what I can do with my thumb.Copy !req
834. You wanna know how I do it?Copy !req
835. Four generations of inbreeding?Copy !req
836. I can smell fresh air.Copy !req
837. I can hear birds.Copy !req
838. I taste freedom.Copy !req
839. Excuse me! Watch out! Coming through!Copy !req
840. I was tricked by an idiot.Copy !req
841. Hey, I know how you feel.
I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.Copy !req
842. Goodbye.Copy !req
843. Homer do good?Copy !req
844. Actually, you doomed us all. Again.
Nice knowing you, Homer.Copy !req
845. But l...Copy !req
846. Oh, I can't do anything right.Copy !req
847. Get out of here!Copy !req
848. I've spent my entire life doing nothing
but collecting comic books.Copy !req
849. And now there's only time to say:Copy !req
850. Life well spent!Copy !req
851. Okay, boys. When you meet Jesus,
be sure to call him Mr. Christ.Copy !req
852. Will Buddha be there too?Copy !req
853. No.Copy !req
854. - Hey, Flanders.
- Bart.Copy !req
855. How good to see you.
And how terrible you're here.Copy !req
856. Thanks.Copy !req
857. Listen. I was just wondering if...Copy !req
858. before I died...Copy !req
859. I could pretend I had a father who...Copy !req
860. cared for me.Copy !req
861. Come here, son.Copy !req
862. There's always room for one more
in the Flanders clan.Copy !req
863. Come on, bomb-disarming robot.
You're our last hope.Copy !req
864. Red wire. Blue wire.
Black is usually the ground.Copy !req
865. So much pressure.Copy !req
866. Pressure!Copy !req
867. He'd been talking about it,
but I didn't take him seriously.Copy !req
868. Marge.Copy !req
869. Marge! Marge!Copy !req
870. Oh, no, the "'epipha-tree"!Copy !req
871. Hey, I tried my best.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
872. But how am I
supposed to get up there?Copy !req
873. Oh.Copy !req
874. Here. Buy yourself something nice.Copy !req
875. Homer? What the hell
are you doing now?Copy !req
876. Risking my life to save people I hate...Copy !req
877. for reasons I don't quite understand.
Gotta go!Copy !req
878. But first, one stop.Copy !req
879. Bart? Son?Copy !req
880. You think you could find it
in your heart...Copy !req
881. to give your foolish old man
one more chance?Copy !req
882. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
883. It seems to me, son,
that your father's saying that...Copy !req
884. he wants to spend
his last minute with you.Copy !req
885. No. I can't do it.Copy !req
886. I want a father who's the same
in the morning as he is at night.Copy !req
887. What's that word?Copy !req
888. - Consistency.
- Consistency.Copy !req
889. Thanks, losers.Copy !req
890. Sorry, Homer.Copy !req
891. I'll let you hold the bomb.Copy !req
892. The man knows me.Copy !req
893. I wish Homer was my father.Copy !req
894. And I wish you didn't have
the devil's curly hair.Copy !req
895. I've been taking your crap all my life!Copy !req
896. This feels good. No wonder you do it.Copy !req
897. Okay, you've only got one shot
to throw that bomb through the hole.Copy !req
898. Dad, in case I miss...Copy !req
899. I'm sorry I said I wished
you weren't my father.Copy !req
900. I don't blame you, son.
I wasn't much of a father.Copy !req
901. Maybe it starts with the way
my dad raised me.Copy !req
902. Yes. It's clear to me. It's just been
one long, unbroken cycle of—Copy !req
903. Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!Copy !req
904. What? What's going on?Copy !req
905. We did it, boy!Copy !req
906. - Dad?
- Ah!Copy !req
907. Ah!Copy !req
908. Ah!Copy !req
909. Ah!Copy !req
910. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
911. It's amazing no one was hurt.Copy !req
912. Bye, everybody.Copy !req
913. Now, that was
a great father-son activity.Copy !req
914. Hello, Homer.Copy !req
915. So we meet at last, whoever you are.Copy !req
916. There's two things they don't teach you
at Harvard Business School.Copy !req
917. How to cope with defeat,
and how to handle a shotgun.Copy !req
918. I'm going to do both right now.Copy !req
919. Wait! if you kill my dad...Copy !req
920. you'll never know
where the treasure is buried.Copy !req
921. What treasure?Copy !req
922. Uh— The Treasure of lmawiener.Copy !req
923. I'm a wiener?Copy !req
924. - Classic.
- Well, always leave them laughing.Copy !req
925. Goodbye, sir.Copy !req
926. Maggie! What a great little accident
you turned out to be.Copy !req
927. Colin? Colin!Copy !req
928. Lisa? Colin's dead.Copy !req
929. But his last words were:Copy !req
930. "Milhouse, take care
of Lisa. Hold her hand."Copy !req
931. Uh— I got her all warmed up for you.Copy !req
932. Colin. Whoo! Hi.Copy !req
933. - Hey, you wanna go—?
- Clean up the lake?Copy !req
934. Well, I was gonna say
get some ice cream, but okay.Copy !req
935. I like ice cream.Copy !req
936. Kind of sweaty. Sorry.Copy !req
937. Boy! You survived! How?Copy !req
938. I did things no dog should do.Copy !req
939. They will haunt me forever.Copy !req
940. I love you too.Copy !req
941. Best kiss of my life.Copy !req
942. Best kiss of your life so far.Copy !req
943. Steady.Copy !req
944. Steady.Copy !req
945. Dad?Copy !req
946. Thanks, boy.Copy !req
947. Steady.Copy !req
948. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
949. Ah!Copy !req
950. They've taken everything, sir.Copy !req
951. Smithers, I don't believe in suicide...Copy !req
952. but if you'd like to try it,
it might cheer me up to watch.Copy !req
953. This is Tom Hanks, saying:Copy !req
954. If you see me in person,
please, leave me be.Copy !req
955. Spider-Pig, Spider-PigCopy !req
956. Does whatever a Spider-Pig doesCopy !req
957. Can he swing from a web?Copy !req
958. No, he can't, he's a pigCopy !req
959. Look out!Copy !req
960. He is a Spider-PigCopy !req
961. Look out!Copy !req
962. He is a Spider-PigCopy !req
963. Come on, Dad, let's go. I've been holding
it since they put the dome over the town.Copy !req
964. You can wait. A lot of people
worked really hard on this film...Copy !req
965. and all they ask is for you
to memorize their names.Copy !req
966. Well, I wanna make sure
no animals were harmed...Copy !req
967. during the filming of this movie.Copy !req
968. Phew.
Okay.Copy !req
969. Ooh! Floor popcorn.Copy !req
970. Wait, wait, wait! It looks like
Maggie has something to say.Copy !req
971. Oh, my God. Her first word.Copy !req
972. Sequel?Copy !req
973. Springfield doesn't have an anthemCopy !req
974. We thought we had one
But we don'tCopy !req
975. We paid a short guy to write itCopy !req
976. But we never saw him againCopy !req
977. The tune we stole from the FrenchCopy !req
978. There's a few things they do wellCopy !req
979. Like making love, wine and cheeseCopy !req
980. Like Roqueforts, Camemberts and BriesCopy !req
981. Springfield, we're going to dieCopy !req
982. Springfield, I'm scamed, goodbyeCopy !req
983. Assistant manager
isn't all it's cracked up to be.Copy !req
984. Four years of film school for this?Copy !req