The Shaggy D.A. (1976)

1. INTRODUCING OUR NEXT DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

2. ♪ SO LET'S ALL STAND TOGETHER

3. UH, IN THE CORNER.

4. YEAH. THAT ABOUT IT?

5. IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE. OKAY, LET'S GO.

6. AVAST THERE! LAY TO FOR A WHILE, MEN, AND HOIST ONE.

7. OH, UH— OH, THANKS, CAPTAIN.

8. ADMIRAL GORDON C. BRENNER, RETIRED.

9. DON'T MAKE A PRACTICE OF DRINKING WITH DOCK WALLOPERS,

10. BUT YOU'VE BEEN DRY-PULLING HERE FOR SIX HOURS NOW.

11. YOU'VE EARNED IT. YEAH.

12. REALLY WEIGHING ANCHOR...

13. THESE YEARS. I GUESS SO, YEAH.

14. BEEN FINE NEIGHBORS. NICE PEOPLE TO LAY ALONGSIDE OF.

15. WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET ROLLIN', HUH, FREDDIE?

16. YEAH. THANKS FOR THE BEER, ADMIRAL.

17. I'LL ESCORT YOU OUT.

18. THE HATCHES.

19. PREPARE TO GET UNDER WAY!

20. ALL STOP THERE! WEIGH ANCHOR!

21. BRIAN, WILL SHUT THAT THING OFF BEFORE YOU DEAFEN YOURSELF?

22. WHAT?

23. SHUT THAT THING OFF!

24. SUPPOSED TO DO?

25. JUST SIT THERE. WE'RE ALMOST HOME.

26. POP, BET YOU A QUARTER YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY EYES A FLY HAS.

27. YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T. I'M A LAWYER, NOT AN ENTOMOLOGIST.

28. JUST GUESS. TWO.

29. WRONG. THEY HAVE THOUSANDS OF SIX-SIDED FACETS, EACH AN EYE IN ITSELF.

30. YOU OWE ME A QUARTER.

31. WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE COAT.

32. FOR THE GOLF.

33. MOM, HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THE LONGEST APPLE PEEL IN THE WORLD WAS?

34. OH, BRIAN, PLEASE. JUST GUESS.

35. FIVE FEET. WRONG. POP?

36. HOW COULD I KNOW, BRIAN? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNOW?

37. WELL, SAY SOMETHING, POP!

38. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED.

39. HELLO, WILBY.

40. ADMIRAL, CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE? WE'VE BEEN ROBBED.

41. IS THAT SO? WELL, I HOPE YOU'LL HAVE SMOOTH SAILING ON YOUR NEW JOB, WILBY.

42. ROBBED?

43. WIPED OUT. CLEANED. DIDN'T YOU SEE ANYBODY?

44. WELL, JUST THE MOVERS.

45. D-DANIELS. MY HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED.

46. I'M WORKING ONE CALL NOW AND THERE'S TWO ON HOLD.

47. WHEN WE'RE NOT SO BUSY?

48. CALL BACK? MY HOUSE HAS BEEN ROBBED!

49. DON'T ACT LIKE THE SKY'S FALLEN IN ON YOU.

50. THOSE THINGS HAPPEN. UH, HOLD THE LINE.

51. MOVERS, HUH? THEY SEEMED LIKE NICE FELLAS.

52. I EVEN GAVE 'EM A BEER.

53. MEDFIELD'S BEING SYSTEMATICALLY RIPPED OFF. YOU KNOW WHY? NO.

54. THESE THIEVES IS CAUGHT,

55. HE'S BACK ON THE STREET THE NEXT DAY DOING BUSINESS AS USUAL.

56. I LAY THAT AT? NO.

57. HONEST JOHN SLADE, OUR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.

58. IF I WERE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, I WOULD PROSECUTE EVERY INDICTED CRIMINAL...

59. EXTENT OF THE LAW, AND I WOULD GET CONVICTIONS!

60. AND I WILL NOW COME DOWN OFF MY SOAPBOX.

61. NO, DON'T!

62. WHY DON'T YOU RUN FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY? YEAH!

63. - NO, I'M SERIOUS, WILBY. - GOOD IDEA.

64. WELL, IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY LAW PRACTICE, I JUST MIGHT.

65. OH, YOUR PARTNER CAN KEEP IT GOING, AND I'LL BE YOUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER.

66. YOU'D BE MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER, HUH? WELL, SURE.

67. LIMITED TO EGGS OVER EASY, YOU KNOW.

68. YEAH, AND I'LL PASTE YOUR FACE ALL OVER TOWN, DAD.

69. AND I'LL BE YOUR FUND-RAISING CHAIRMAN.

70. YOU CAN'T FIGHT A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT MONEY, YOU KNOW.

71. AND I'LL START THE BALL ROLLING RIGHT NOW WITH A QUARTER.

72. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

73. INTENTIONS AND YOUR GENEROSITY,

74. BUT LET'S GET SERIOUS AND SEE WHAT THEY LEFT, OKAY?

75. OF MY GYM SOCKS. YEAH.

76. WELL, IF YOU WOULD RATHER CURSE THE DARKNESS THAN LIGHT ONE LITTLE CANDLE,

77. THAT'S UP TO YOU.

78. THEY HIT US AGAIN!

79. THEY'VE STRIPPED US RIGHT DOWN TO THE BONE!

80. OH.

81. BELAY THAT!

82. WILBY! WHAT ON EARTH HAS HAPPENED?

83. THIS IS WILBY DANIELS, 152 HADLEY DRIVE.

84. ROBBED AGAIN!

85. WILBY DANIELS! I HAVE AN ACCOUNT THERE!

86. D-A-N-I-E-L-S.

87. REMEMBER THAT NAME. IT'S THE NAME OF YOUR NEXT DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

88. GO GET 'EM, POP! WELL!

89. HEY! WIN WITH WILBY!

90. WILL BE GRATEFULLY ACCEPTED, ADMIRAL.

91. DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

92. GOT ME TOO!

93. I'VE BEEN ROBBED!

94. GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS...

95. AND I'D LIKE TO SOLICIT YOUR VOTE FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.

96. DANIELS FOR D.A. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

97. HELLO. I'D LIKE TO SOLICIT YOUR VOTE FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.

98. DANIELS FOR D.A. HI. COULD I INTEREST YOU IN ONE OF THESE?

99. VOTE FOR DANIELS. HI, HONEY.

100. HI. HERE ARE SOME MORE HANDOUTS.

101. HOW'S IT GOIN' ? MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS.

102. IS PERMANENT-PRESSED. HI.

103. WELL, I THINK WE'VE MET BEFORE. MADAM, DANIELS FOR D.A.

104. THAT'S GOOD, HONEY. KEEP IT CHARMING AND SINCERE.

105. THAT'S THE TECHNIQUE THAT WON ME. I REMEMBER. WHAT'S THIS?

106. THAT'S A SYMBOL. IT'S A NEW BROOM.

107. IT MEANS YOU'RE GONNA SWEEP THE TOWN CLEAN. VOTE FOR DANIELS, MADAM.

108. NOW THERE'S A GOOD CUSTOMER.

109. AND DON'T FORGET TO KISS THE BABY. THAT'S A GOOD VOTE-GETTER, YOU KNOW?

110. NOTHING OVER 16, THOUGH. THAT'S A GOOD SMACK-IN-THE-HEAD GETTER.

111. GOOD AFTERNOON, MADAM. MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS...

112. AND I'M RUNNING FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I HOPE I CAN COUNT ON YOUR SUPPORT.

113. MY, THAT'S A—

114. A BEAUTIFUL CHILD. HELLO.

115. OH! YOU SEE, JOEY LIKES YOU.

116. LET GO, HONEY.

117. OH, NO, JOEY. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO THIS NICE MAN'S SUIT.

118. OH, I'M SO SORRY. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, MADAM.

119. LOVELY CHILD. LOVELY CHILD.

120. THIS WAY, MR. DANIELS.

121. "LOCAL ATTORNEY PROMISES TO CLEAN UP CITY IF ELECTED."

122. TO START WITH HIMSELF.

123. HA-HA-HA-HA! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HIS CHARGES...

124. THAT YOU'RE DERELICT IN PROSECUTING CRIMINALS?

125. DESIGNED TO GRAB SPACE IN THE MEDIA.

126. AND GENTLEMEN ARE MUCH TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THAT.

127. THERE ARE REFRESHMENTS IN THE NEXT ROOM.

128. THAT'S ALL THE QUESTIONS THAT MR. SLADE HAS TIME FOR RIGHT NOW.

129. THANK YOU, MR. SLADE.

130. YEAH, EDDIE?

131. I'VE GOT IT IN FRONT OF ME. IT'S NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.

132. WELL, I JUST DON'T LIKE THESE... ENTHUSIASTIC AMATEURS.

133. WILL YOU BELIEVE ME? HE'S GONNA FADE IN THE STRETCH. HE'S A LIGHTWEIGHT.

134. I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.

135. HAVEN'T I ALWAYS BEEN SO FAR?

136. LOOK, YOU TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING OVER THERE, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS END, OKAY?

137. OUR ALWAYS-POPULAR BORGIA EXHIBIT.

138. THAT THE BORGIAS...

139. UNCOMPROMISING WAY WITH THEIR ENEMIES,

140. THEIR WINE WITH POISON,

141. IN THIS CHARMING LITTLE DINNER PARTY.

142. HOWEVER, ON OCCASION, THEY RESORTED TO EVEN MORE...

143. DISPATCHING A VICTIM.

144. ILLUSTRATES A LEGEND THAT LUCREZIA BORGIA...

145. AN UNFAITHFUL SUITOR INTO A DOG.

146. EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT, UH, WHAT'S THIS RING...

147. WITH, UH, IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG OR SOMETHIN' ON IT?

148. THAT'S A SCARAB.

149. EMPLOYED IT OFTEN AS A TALISMAN.

150. IF YOU'LL NOTICE IN THE PAINTING, LUCRETIA'S WEARING THE IDENTICAL RING,

151. THE LEGEND, HER POWERS OF TRANSMUTATION...

152. STEMMED DIRECTLY FROM IT.

153. THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE, BUT THE MUSEUM HAS SEEN FIT...

154. SAFEGUARDS ON IT.

155. THE MUSEUM, DR. PLUMCOTT,

156. YOU WOULD FIND HARD TO ACCEPT...

157. SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION.

158. UH, UH, IS THIS, UH, VALUABLE?

159. TO ESTIMATE ITS VALUE.

160. THE RING IS PRICELESS.

161. WE'D BEST BE MOVING ALONG IF WE'RE TO FINISH THE TOUR BEFORE CLOSING.

162. IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK. JUNK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JUNK?

163. SAID THIS WAS PRICELESS.

164. IS A LOT OF LOOT.

165. THIS DAME, LUCY, UH, "BORGERIA,"

166. WITH ALL THIS GARBAGE.

167. BORGIA. HER TOO.

168. POSSESSIONS, MR. ROSCHAK,

169. ON STATE OCCASIONS.

170. WHO AM I GONNA SELL IT TO? ANOTHER MUSEUM?

171. DIAMOND RINGS, EMERALD RINGS— THOSE THINGS I CAN MOVE.

172. WELL, MAKE US AN OFFER, MR. ROSCHAK. A GRAND!

173. YEAH. GET OUTTA HERE!

174. ANYTHING, MR. ROSCHAK, BUT WE GOTTA MAKE A LIVIN' SAME AS THE NEXT GUY.

175. I TOLD YOU, THERE IS NO MARKET FOR BEETLE RINGS. GET LOST!

176. OH, BOY, UH— GINGERBREAD ROCKY ROAD SLUSH.

177. UH, KUMQUAT BAVARIAN CHOCOLATE WITH LIME MINT...

178. AND, UH— OH, BOY.

179. DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME. UH—

180. - PINE-SCENTED GOOSEBERRY. - THAT'S ONLY 43.

181. - YOU SURE? - I WAS COUNTING.

182. WELL, WHAT'D I LEAVE OUT? OH, DON'T TELL ME. DON'T TELL ME.

183. I KNOW, I KNOW. OH, BOY, UH— UH—

184. OH, LET'S SEE NOW. IF I HAD—

185. AVOCADO SURPRISE! WELL, WHAT'LL IT BE?

186. VANILLA.

187. VANILLA.

188. I RUN THROUGH 44 FLAVORS, YOU COME UP WITH VANILLA.

189. WHAT AN IMAGINATION.

190. YOU DON'T WANT ANY MARSHMALLOW ON THAT OR ANYTHING?

191. CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES?

192. OR ANYTHING IN THERE?

193. JUST THE VANILLA.

194. VANILLA. HERE YOU GO. FIFTEEN CENTS.

195. PENNIES. SWELL.

196. MY DAD'S GONNA BE ON TV TONIGHT. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR HIM.

197. SWELL.

198. LOOKS LIKE?

199. YOU CAN CARRY AROUND.

200. I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN', ELWOOD.

201. 44 FLAVORS FOR THAT KID AGAIN, I'M GONNA GO BANANA-NUT.

202. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? LOOK AT THAT. ONLY GAVE ME 14.

203. AH, LET HIM GO.

204. WANT THESE? PUT 'EM BACK IN THE TRUCK.

205. THAT BARREN, STARK LOOK, SHOWING THE RAVAGES OF CRIME.

206. COULD HAVE SOME IMPACT.

207. OH, BY THE WAY, HIS WIFE IS ALSO HIS CAMPAIGN MANAGER,

208. THE LID ON HER. CAMPAIGN MANAGER?

209. SARAH BERNHARDT STARRING IN HOUSEKEEPING CAN BE FUN.

210. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT IS THAT? OH, THAT'S DANIELS' KID.

211. TRY TO WORK HIM IN SOME WAY. WE'D LIKE TO SHOW THE FAMILY SCENE.

212. SAY, JOE. YEAH?

213. CIVIC-MINDED. THAT'S TRUE.

214. THE CHALLENGES THAT LAY AHEAD, HE—

215. HI! OH, HI, DARLING.

216. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SARAH BERNHARDT STARRING IN...

217. HOUSEKEEPING CAN BE FUN.

218. IN THIS HOUSE BETWEEN MEALS.

219. SINCE WHEN? SINCE WE'RE GONNA BE ON TELEVISION.

220. WHICH OF THE ADMIRAL'S TIES DO YOU LIKE BEST?

221. OR THE NAVY BLUE?

222. THE NAVY BLUE. THANK YOU.

223. YOU'RE NOT GONNA WEAR THAT SHIRT ON THE SHOW.

224. BRIAN, CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!

225. CHANGE YOUR SHIRT. PRESCOTT MUSEUM ROBBERY.

226. HAS NOT BEEN DETERMINED.

227. IN YOUR— SHH! SHH!

228. IT WAS ONE OF THE MUSEUM'S MOST VALUABLE PIECES. AAH!

229. IF I GET CAULIFLOWER EAR, IT'S GONNA BE YOUR FAULT!

230. - WILBY, WHAT'S WRONG? - THAT COULD BE THE BORGIA RING THEY STOLE.

231. - THE BORGIA RING? - IT'S THE ONE THAT—

232. BRIAN, WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL? BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER VACATION.

233. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GO STRAIGHTEN YOUR ROOM UP, OKAY?

234. IT UP LAST MONTH.

235. WHY DON'T CHANGE YOUR

236. BECAUSE I SAID SO!

237. GROW UP TO BE INHIBITED...

238. AND A NON-ACHIEVER, AND IT'LL BE HIS FAULT!

239. WILBY, JUST SAY IT. I'M NOT SURE YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

240. I'LL UNDERSTAND. I'M REALLY NOT SO SURE—

241. I WILL UNDERSTAND.

242. YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

243. WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER,

244. AN OLD RING FROM THE PRESCOTT MUSEUM.

245. LATIN INSCRIPTION ON IT.

246. - LIKE WHAT? - I'D RATHER NOT SAY.

247. ANYWAY, WHEN I FOUND THE RING AT HOME, I—

248. A COUPLE OF TIMES. - AND?

249. AND I TURNED INTO A DOG.

250. OH, WILBY!

251. SHAGGY DOG NEXT DOOR, AND I BECAME THAT DOG!

252. WILBY, UH,

253. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING ALL RIGHT?

254. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU!

255. NO, HONEY, YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD YOU DID BECAUSE SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW,

256. NAG AT US WHEN IT'S REALLY NOTHING.

257. READS THAT INSCRIPTION I COULD TURN INTO A DOG?

258. YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT TIE ON YOU.

259. THE COLOR IN YOUR EYES.

260. WHAT I SAID? YES, I DID.

261. AND WE'RE JUST GOING TO PRETEND THAT YOU NEVER SAID IT.

262. - EXCUSE ME, SIR. - ME?

263. FORGIVE ME, PLEASE, BUT MIGHT I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?

264. WELL, I'M A LITTLE BUSY. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

265. I'M DR. STURDIVANT, ON SABBATICAL FROM THE SORBONNE.

266. OH, UH, I'M TIM, THE ICE CREAM MAN FROM DOLLY DIXON'S.

267. MYSELF IN MY TRAVELS...

268. I'M TEMPORARILY FINANCIALLY... EMBARRASSED,

269. WHAT I MEAN. NO.

270. WITH THIS FAMILY HEIRLOOM...

271. OF ITS REAL VALUE.

272. OH, UH, IT'S A RING.

273. THAT'S VERY DISCERNING OF YOU, SIR.

274. IT'S ALSO A PRINCELY RELIC OF ANTIQUITY.

275. YEAH. IS IT?

276. - GEE, I WONDER IF KATRINKA'D LIKE THAT? - KATRINKA?

277. UH, KATRINKA MUGGELBERG. SHE'S IN PIES DOWN AT DOLLY DIXON'S.

278. OH, UH, THIS IS HER RIGHT HERE.

279. SHE'S ALSO THE CAPTAIN OF THE SOUTHSIDE STEAMROLLERS.

280. - CUTE LITTLE THING, ISN'T SHE? - ISN'T SHE, THOUGH?

281. YES, I'M SURE A LADY LIKE HER WOULD BE SIMPLY ENCHANTED BY THAT RING.

282. YOU THINK SO? IN FACT,

283. HER GRATITUDE WOULD BE... UNBOUNDED.

284. UNBOUNDED? WH— YEAH.

285. GEE, UH, HOW MUCH YOU WANT FOR THAT THING?

286. WELL, CIRCUMSTANCES FORCE ME...

287. TO SACRIFICE IT FOR $500.

288. FIVE HUNDRED... DOLLARS.

289. - DOLLARS? - YES.

290. UH, WH— OH.

291. WELL, UH, I WAS LOOKIN' FOR A BLUE ONE.

292. FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS? UH, WOULD YOU SPRING FOR FIVE BUCKS, MAC?

293. FIVE BUCKS? AHEM. OH.

294. BLUE IN IT, DOESN'T IT?

295. SAY, UM, YOU TAKE PENNIES?

296. NOW, YOU JUST BE YOURSELF THERE, MR. DANIELS.

297. I'M GONNA ASK YOUR WIFE A FEW QUESTIONS,

298. THEN WE'RE GONNA BRING THE CAMERAS RIGHT IN HERE TO THE DEN,

299. AT YOUR WORK. ALL RIGHT, PLACES, PLEASE.

300. FIVE, FOUR,

301. THREE, TWO, ONE.

302. YOU'RE ON THE AIR. WELCOME TO ANOTHER ISSUE OF MEET YOUR CANDIDATE.

303. THIS MORNING WE'RE GOING TO MEET WILBY DANIELS AND HIS FAMILY.

304. MR. DANIELS IS THE MAN WHO, MANY PEOPLE FEEL...

305. THE IMPOSSIBLE TASK OF TRYING TO UNSEAT...

306. DISTRICT ATTORNEY JOHN SLADE. HI.

307. MY NAME IS WILBY DANIELS, AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO—

308. BRIAN, DON'T STARE AT ME, ALL RIGHT? I WASN'T STARING.

309. HELLO. I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

310. JOHN SLADE IS A FAMILIAR ONE IN THIS TOWN,

311. FOR THE MAN AT THE POLLS...

312. LONG-ESTABLISHED VOTING HABITS...

313. IN THIS RESPONSIBLE OFFICE.

314. OH, HERE'S MRS. DANIELS NOW.

315. HOW DO YOU DO, MRS. DANIELS? HOW DO YOU DO?

316. YOU'RE MR. DANIELS' CAMPAIGN MANAGER. YES.

317. INCUMBENT UPON MYSELF,

318. AND AS A WOMAN,

319. TO THE WHEEL ALONGSIDE MY HUSBAND,

320. TO PICK UP THE GAUNTLET...

321. THAT LAY BEFORE HIM.

322. AND I ASSURED HIM THAT...

323. AND AS HIS COUNSELOR,

324. I WOULD BE BY HIS SIDE...

325. DOWN THE LONG, DARK CORRIDOR...

326. THAT LAY AHEAD.

327. SPARE TIME WHEN YOU'RE NOT RUNNING HIS CAMPAIGN?

328. AND I READ.

329. I, UH—

330. VERY, UH, SCINTILLATING.

331. "HER GRATITUDE WILL BE UNBOUNDED."

332. HUH? PRETTY SHARP, HUH? WH— HEY, LOOK.

333. THERE'S SOME WRITING ON THE BACK.

334. "IN CANIS CORPORE...

335. TRANSMUTO."

336. WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS?

337. I'LL JUST TELL KATRINKA IT MEANS "I LOVE YOU" IN SWAHILI. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?

338. FELLOW CITIZENS,

339. YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE GRAY, DAD.

340. YEAH. FELLOW CITIZENS—

341. NO!

342. - YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ELWOOD! - I AM ELWOOD.

343. ELWOOD? ELWOOD!

344. WHERE— ELWOOD!

345. AND NOW I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET— STAY, POP.

346. BRIAN, WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?

347. UH, HE HAD TO GO.

348. GO GET DANIELS. YES, SIR.

349. WELL, WE'LL MEET MR. DANIELS LATER.

350. THIS, I PRESUME, IS YOUR SON BRIAN AND THE FAMILY DOG.

351. MRS. DANIELS? HUH?

352. UH—

353. WHAT'S THE DOG'S NAME?

354. UH, BOWSER. ELWOOD.

355. HOW'S THAT?

356. UH, ELWOOD. BOWSER.

357. WELL, HE'LL ANSWER TO ALMOST ANYTHING. WON'T YOU, OLD BOY?

358. DO ANY TRICKS? - WELL, I— I GUESS SO.

359. - SURE. - NO!

360. WHO SAID "NO" ? WE'RE PICKING UP A GHOST SOMEWHERE.

361. OPINIONS HERE.

362. DOES HE OR DOESN'T HE DO TRICKS?

363. NO TRICKS!

364. THERE IT IS AGAIN. COME ON, BOY, SPEAK!

365. SPEAK, BOY. COME ON, BOY, SPEAK!

366. SPEAK, BOY! COME ON! SPEAK!

367. SPEAK, BOY! COME ON! WOOF.

368. - "WOOF" ? - "WOOF" ?

369. COSTING DANIELS VOTES.

370. LONNIE, GET DANIELS OR WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE THE AIR.

371. YES, SIR.

372. ELWOOD?

373. ELWOOD?

374. AH. HEY, ELWOOD!

375. HEY!

376. ELWOOD, THAT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE!

377. - I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! - ELWOOD!

378. HEY, WATCH OUT!

379. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!

380. AAH!

381. ELWOOD! ELWOOD! I— OH! UH—

382. OH, I'M SORRY, ADMIRAL. I WAS JUST CHASING ELWOOD.

383. LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU STOP BY THE TRUCK, I'LL GET YOU A FREE RUM BABA.

384. ELWOOD! ELWOOD!

385. OUT OF MY FLOWERS, YOU MOLTING RUG! AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!

386. HOLD IT, ELWOOD! ELWOOD, HOLD IT.

387. JUST LEAVING PORT, ADMIRAL.

388. IN MY FLOWERS AGAIN,

389. I'LL PUT YOU BOTH IN DRY DOCK FOR A MONTH!

390. GET IN THERE, ELWOOD. GET IN THERE, ELWOOD. ELWOOD, GET IN THERE.

391. BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, ELWOOD.

392. THE ADMIRAL MAD.

393. YOU KNOW, YOU RUINED HIS FLOWERS AND EVERYTHING? NOW I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.

394. YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T SPANK YOU. LOOK, PAL, STOP THIS TRUCK.

395. OR I'M GONNA DECK YA!

396. ELWOOD, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK?

397. TALKIN' TO ME LIKE—

398. ELWOOD, HOW'D YOU LEARN HOW TO TALK?

399. I STARTED OUT WITH "GA-GA" AND WORKED MY UP TO "DIN-DIN."

400. HE CAN TALK.

401. - DO THAT AGAIN. SAY "GA-GA." - GA-GA.

402. - SAY "DIN-DIN." - DIN-DIN!

403. AH, WHAT'S THE USE? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. WAIT A MINUTE.

404. ELWOOD, LISTEN. IF YOU CAN TALK LIKE THAT, WE CAN GET INTO SHOW BUSINESS.

405. WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE! WE CAN GET ON TV, TOO.

406. YOUR OWN TALK SHOW. "HERE'S ELWOOD!"

407. WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS! OF COURSE, I WANT TO BE PERFECTLY FAIR ABOUT THIS,

408. I'LL GIVE YOU 10%.

409. WHAT DO YOU THINK? ELWOOD!

410. HEY, ELWOOD! WAIT A MINUTE! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT!

411. I'LL GIVE YOU 20% ! YOU CAN HAVE STEAK EVERY NIGHT! WAIT A MINUTE!

412. HEY, ELWOOD!

413. ELWOOD! ELWOOD!

414. AAH! ELWOOD!

415. AAH! SORRY, MA'AM. ELWOOD!

416. ELWOOD? YOU HEAR ME? ELWOOD!

417. OH, NO!

418. - STAY! STAY, BOY!

419. NICE DOG. NICE DOGGIE.

420. OH! WATCH OUT! NOW WAIT A MINUTE! HEY!

421. THAT SMARTS! OH, DON'T DO THAT!

422. OH, THAT SMARTS!

423. NICE DOG.

424. YOUR HOUSE BACK NOW.

425. NICE DOGGIE. JUST RELAX NOW.

426. AAH!

427. WELL, I'M SURE HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. CAN'T YOU RUN ANOTHER COMMERCIAL?

428. WE'VE ALREADY RAN EIGHT COMMERCIALS, TWO STANDBYS AND A TEST PATTERN.

429. - THERE'S POP NOW!

430. PLACES, EVERYBODY! PLACES! PLACES, EVERYONE!

431. CAMERAS ON THE DOOR HERE. ON THE DOOR.

432. - FASTER, POP. FASTER!

433. WHOA!

434. HI, THERE.

435. WILBY DANIELS AND...

436. IF I'M ELECTED YOUR DISTRICT ATTORNEY,

437. OUT OF CHAOS.

438. THAT IF ELECTED,

439. AN IMMEDIATE GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION...

440. A KNOWN FELON, EDDIE ROSCHAK,

441. DISTRICT ATTORNEY, JOHN SLADE.

442. A DRAMATIC INCREASE...

443. IN THE CRIME RATE.

444. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY, EDDIE, AND I KEEP TELLIN' YOU,

445. TO WORRY ABOUT.

446. YOU SAY! HE'S COMIN' ON AWFUL STRONG.

447. HE'S NAMING NAMES. I DON'T LIKE IT, SLADE. TALK'S CHEAP.

448. HE CAN MAKE CHARGES ALL DAY, BUT HE'S GOTTA PROVE 'EM.

449. IF HE GETS ELECTED, WE ARE IN TROUBLE.

450. BOTH OF US. HE'S NOT GONNA GET ELECTED, EDDIE.

451. TAKE MY WORD.

452. YOU KNOW, MAYBE DANIELS COULD USE A LITTLE MUD ON HIM, JUST AS A PRECAUTION.

453. MUD? ON DANIELS? SURE.

454. EVERYBODY'S GOT A SKELETON IN THEIR CLOSET. EVERYBODY.

455. GET SOMETHIN' ON HIM,

456. SOMETHIN' THAT'LL CHOP HIM OFF RIGHT AT THE KNEES.

457. NOW LOOK, ELWOOD. I DON'T WANT YOU RUNNIN' AWAY AGAIN...

458. TOO MUCH AT STAKE HERE.

459. I THOUGHT WE'D

460. BY GOIN' OVER TO HARRY'S BAR AND PICKIN' UP A LITTLE CHANGE.

461. THE PERCENTAGE SPLIT? ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

462. I'LL MAKE IT 50-50. THIS BETTER BE A GOOD SHOW.

463. WHAT DO YOU SAY, HARRY, OLD BUDDY? HEY, NO DOGS.

464. JUST A MINUTE, HARRY. THIS IS NO DOG. YEAH?

465. WELL, WHAT IS IT? HARRY, THIS HAPPENS TO BE THE WORLD'S ONLY TALKING DOG.

466. PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME. NO DOGS!

467. JUST A MINUTE, HARRY.

468. I'M TELLING YOU, THIS DOG IS AS SMART AS ANYBODY IN THIS PLACE.

469. - OUT! - WE'RE MARCHING TO DIFFERENT DRUMS, HARRY.

470. JUST A MINUTE. ELWOOD, COME ON. FOLKS!

471. I HAVE WITH ME HERE TODAY...

472. ELWOOD THE TALKING DOG.

473. NOW, UH, I GOT FIVE BUCKS

474. IN THIS ROOM.

475. NOW, DO I HAVE ANY TAKERS?

476. EVERYBODY IN HERE'S A CHICKEN, HUH?

477. OH, YEAH? MAKE IT 20, BUSTER.

478. TWENTY, HUH? YOU HEAR THAT, ELWOOD? HE SAID 20. OH.

479. OKAY, HARRY, HERE YOU GO. YOU'RE COVERED ON THAT.

480. OKAY, ELWOOD, COME ON. COME ON, BOY, PUT 'EM UP.

481. GET 'EM UP. RIGHT UP THERE.

482. FOLKS, THIS IS ELWOOD THE TALKING DOG.

483. OF "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB."

484. ELWOOD, TAKE IT AWAY.

485. WHAT'S THAT? A LITTLE LOUDER.

486. I'LL JUST GET HIM STARTED. UH, MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.

487. LOOK, ELWOOD, UH, SEE, WE GOT 20 BUCKS RIDIN' HERE,

488. SO, UH, COULD YA JUST KINDA COME UP WITH IT, BECAUSE WE, UH—

489. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. JUST TELL THE FOLKS HOW YOU ASK FOR YOUR DINNER.

490. - SAY "DIN-DIN."

491. I TELL YOU WHAT. TELL HARRY "GA-GA."

492. JUST TELL HARRY "GA-GA." "GA-GA."

493. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. WHY DON'T YOU GO DOWN TO THE DOG'S BAR...

494. AND SEE IF HE CAN GET YOU TO BARK?

495. J-JUST A MINUTE NOW, HARRY. LOOK.

496. TELL YOU WHAT, ELWOOD. YOU MOVE YOUR LIPS AND I'LL TALK FOR YOU.

497. JUST WATCH THIS. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.

498. WHITE AS SNOW.

499. THEY'RE NOT BUYIN' IT, ELWOOD.

500. UH—

501. HMM.

502. THIS IS SERIOUS. NOW, LOOK.

503. FLOATING AROUND SOMEPLACE...

504. READS THE INSCRIPTION, I'M A SHAGGY DOG AGAIN.

505. WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?

506. MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE TAKING THE OATH OF OFFICE. THAT'D BE A CRACK UP.

507. VERY FUNNY.

508. TAKING AN OATH OF OFFICE SEEMS HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

509. WELL, YOU ABSOLUTELY

510. NEVER KNOWING WHEN YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A DOG.

511. - RIGHT? - RIGHT!

512. SO WE'VE GOT TO FIND THAT RING. AND FIND IT FAST.

513. FOR A HOT RING, POP?

514. OH, PAWNSHOPS, SWAP MEETS, PLACES LIKE THAT.

515. ADMIRAL, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW.

516. THINGS TO DO.

517. YOU'RE GUEST SPEAKER AT THE DAISIES AT EIGHT BELLS...

518. THAT THIS TIME YOU'RE ON TIME.

519. I'M SORRY. I FORGOT.

520. AND I AM ESPECIALLY HONORED TO INTRODUCE...

521. THIS AFTERNOON,

522. OUR DAISY OF THE DAY.

523. ATTACHMENT I'VE HAD WITH THIS GENTLEMAN...

524. OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS.

525. AS YOU'RE ALL WELL AWARE,

526. MR. DANIELS IS RUNNING FOR THE OFFICE OF DISTRICT ATTORNEY,

527. WHEN I TELL YOU...

528. OF THE HIGHEST MORAL FIBER,

529. INTEGRITY...

530. TO THE TASK THAT LIES BEFORE HIM.

531. - MR. DANIELS.

532. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

533. HOW'S IT GOIN', ELWOOD? HI, KATRINKA.

534. WE'RE OUT OF KUMQUAT AND GUAVA SHERBET, BUT THE REST IS ALL HERE.

535. OH, FINE. UH, SAY, KATRINKA, I, UH—

536. SOMETHING FOR YOU.

537. IF IT'S ANOTHER SOUVENIR PILLOW FROM GRAND RAPIDS, FORGET IT.

538. ACTUALLY, IT'S A RING. OH, LOOK, JIM—

539. IT'S, UH, TIM, TIM. YEAH. TIM.

540. NOW, JUST 'CAUSE

541. YOU KNOW SOMETHING' ? I'VE BEEN MEANIN' TO TELL YOU.

542. YOU'RE THE BEST DARN SKATER THAT THE SOUTHSIDE STEAMROLLERS HAS.

543. YEAH. I KNOW. YEAH.

544. WELL, LIKE I SAY, JUST 'CAUSE I WAVED BACK AT YOU DON'T MEAN IT'S RING TIME.

545. RIGHT. WELL, IT'S NOT A RING, ACTUALLY. IT'S JUST, UH—

546. IT'S JUST A PRESENT, THAT'S ALL.

547. HERE.

548. GEE, JUST WHAT I ALWAYS A BUG RING.

549. WHERE'S THE CRACKER JACK? HEY, WHAT'S THIS WRITING IN HERE MEAN?

550. I'M NOT SURE.

551. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

552. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

553. NOW, WHAT CAN YOU THE VOTERS DO...

554. STATE OF AFFAIRS?

555. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.

556. COME ELECTION DAY, YOU CAN VOTE THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF OFFICE...

557. TO THIS COMMUNITY.

558. OH, THANK YOU, MR. DANIELS.

559. AND NOW, THE SONG CHAIRMAN WILL LEAD US IN A CHORUS OF "THE DAISY HYMN."

560. ALL RIGHT, LADIES.

561. I'M NOT THROUGH YET. YES, YOU ARE, ELWOOD.

562. DON'T PANIC, LADIES! KEEP CALM!

563. - AAH!

564. WHERE TO? 152 HADLEY DRIVE.

565. ELWOOD!

566. ELWOOD!

567. ELWOOD?

568. EL— ELWOOD.

569. ELWOOD!

570. ELWOOD?

571. ELWOOD!

572. HEY, ELWOOD, WAIT A MINUTE! SO WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE ELECTION?

573. ELWOOD! HOLD IT! DANIELS.

574. I'M WITH YOU, BUT HE AIN'T GOT A CHANCE AGAINST SLADE'S MACHINE.

575. BELIEVE ME, DANIELS CAN DO IT.

576. ELWOOD, COME ON. DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FOOL ME WITH THOSE GLASSES ON? HUH?

577. I WASN'T TRYING TO FOOL ANYONE! THOSE ARE MY READING GLASSES!

578. STOP PULLING ON ME THAT WAY! YOU COULD SERIOUSLY INJURE MY WINDPIPE!

579. WILL YOU TAKE ME HOME?

580. I'LL TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME SOMETHING.

581. - ANYTHING. - GOOD.

582. BECAUSE I'M GONNA GO DOWN AND BLOW HARRY'S MIND.

583. THIS IS THE BIG ONE, ELWOOD. NOW, LOOK. I GOT A LITTLE ROUTINE WORKED OUT.

584. HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.

585. OKAY NOW, LOOK, ELWOOD. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CLAM UP AGAIN LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME, ARE YOU?

586. DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP MY END OF THE DEAL. YOU JUST KEEP YOURS.

587. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO IN AND SET IT UP REAL COOL-LIKE, OKAY?

588. HOW LONG'LL THAT TAKE?

589. NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT. I TOLD YOU TO WORK ON THAT ROUTINE.

590. ANYWHERE IN SHOW BUSINESS IF YOU DON'T REHEARSE?

591. ANOTHER DEAN MARTIN.

592. HE SURE PICKED A DUMB SONG.

593. MOVE ON! MOVE ON! YOU NEVER SEEN A DOG SING BEFORE?

594. - THAT'S SINGING? - GROWR! ROWR! RUFF!

595. OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THEN, HARRY. LOOK.

596. HERE'S 40 BUCKS THAT SAYS ELWOOD CAN SING "DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM."

597. WORDS AND MUSIC.

598. LISTEN, SHERBET HEAD, YOU'RE STARTIN' TO STEAM ME.

599. EVIDENTLY YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR MARBLES.

600. WELL, NOW I'M GONNA START ON YOUR TEETH.

601. ELWOOD.

602. COME ON BACK, ELWOOD. ATTABOY.

603. HELLO, ELWOOD. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU FACE-TO-FACE.

604. WE'VE BEEN SO CLOSE THESE LAST FEW DAYS.

605. LOOK, TELL TIM THAT, UH—

606. GUESS THERE'S NOT REALLY ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL TIM, IS THERE?

607. GOOD LUCK, OLD BUDDY.

608. GO GET THAT SINGING FUR BALL.

609. NAME IS ELWOOD.

610. IT'S ALL SET, ELWOOD.

611. HEY, YOU GOT YOUR COLLAR OFF ALREADY. GOOD. OKAY, COME ON, BOY.

612. YEAH, I GOT HIM ALL WORKED UP.

613. OPEN WITH "DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM." COME ON, BOY.

614. ALL RIGHT, HERE HE IS, ELWOOD THE TALKING DOG.

615. I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF TELLING THESE FOLKS...

616. THAT YOU'D DO A COUPLE OF NUMBERS FOR THEM.

617. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET RIGHT UP HERE?

618. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR HIS FIRST SELECTION, HE WOULD LIKE TO DO...

619. "DOWN BY THE OLD MILL STREAM."

620. TAKE IT AWAY, ELWOOD.

621. HE'S JUST WARMING UP.

622. TAKE IT AWAY, ELWOOD.

623. UH, I'LL GET HIM STARTED ON THIS ONE. UH—

624. YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'D BE KINDA NICE IF I HELPED YOU AND THIS ALBINO FOOTSTOOL...

625. TO YOUR TRUCK, OKAY?

626. LET'S TALK THIS OVER— OH! HEY!

627. SOMETHIN', ELWOOD.

628. THAT 40 BUCKS IS COMIN' OUT OF YOUR FIRST MILLION. COME ON.

629. SHOULD WEAR A DISGUISE.

630. YOU SHOULD TRY COMBING YOUR HAIR.

631. DISGUISE ENOUGH.

632. HEY, DID YOU FIND OUT HOW MUCH THEY WANTED FOR THE BROOCH?

633. WE'RE NOT SHOPPING FOR A BROOCH, BETTY! I'VE GOTTA FIND THAT RING BEFORE—

634. OKAY, SHH. BEFORE I TURN INTO A DOG AGAIN.

635. ALL RIGHT, HONEY. I'M SORRY.

636. DAD, IF YOU DO TURN INTO A DOG AGAIN, CAN WE GO HUNTING TOGETHER?

637. NO, WE CANNOT GO HUNTING TOGETHER.

638. MRS. METZLER'S CAT?

639. BRIAN! BRIAN.

640. I DON'T GET MUCH CALL FOR... TOMATO LICORICE.

641. AH.

642. I'M GONNA LET THIS ONE GO TO YOU FOR JUST A NICKEL. HUH?

643. FIVE PENNIES. WHAT FLAVORS YOU GOT, MISTER?

644. OH, BOY. FLAVORS. YOU GOT YOUR VANILLA, YOU GOT YOUR CHOCOLATE,

645. YOU GOT YOUR STRAWBERRY, YOU GOT YOUR MAPLE DRIBBLE, YOU GOT—

646. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' AROUND HERE?

647. I'M LOOKING FOR A RING WITH A BEETLE ON IT. SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET.

648. OH, YEAH? A RING WITH A BEETLE ON IT?

649. - GEE, I GAVE ONE LIKE THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND THE OTHER DAY. - YOU DID?

650. WELL, SHE'S NOT EXACTLY MY GIRLFRIEND. YOU SEE— HEY, POP! POP!

651. WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPREAD IT AROUND. TATTLETALE.

652. UNKNOWINGLY GAVE YOU A RING THAT BELONGS TO ME.

653. THAT IS, I'M NOT THE LEGAL OWNER,

654. BUT I NEED IT. TOUGH.

655. THIS IS A PERSONAL MATTER. IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL AFTER WORKING HOURS ARE OVER.

656. - I'M PREPARED TO OFFER A REWARD. - LIKE HOW MUCH?

657. CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE.

658. AN IDEA— A THOUSAND DOLLARS.

659. A THOUSAND DOLLARS? FOR THAT RING?

660. OKAY, $2,000! IT DOESN'T MATTER!

661. HAVE TO HAVE THAT RING BACK.

662. HO-HO! YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A RING, BUSTER.

663. TRY THE OTHER HAND.

664. OH, I KNOW I HAD IT WHEN I FINISHED THE LEMON MERINGUES.

665. AND, WELL, THEN I, UH—

666. THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK.

667. THINK, THINK, THINK, THINK $2,000.

668. IF I FIND IT, MISTER, CAN I HAVE THE REWARD?

669. I DON'T CARE WHO GETS THE REWARD! I JUST HAVE TO HAVE THAT RING BACK!

670. WELL, LET ME SEE. I REMEMBER I PUT THE RING ON THIS SHELF...

671. THE SPECIAL ORDER.

672. COULD'VE FALLEN INTO THE MIXING VAT!

673. WHAT SPECIAL ORDER? THE ONE FOR THE HOTEL. IT'S ALREADY GONE OUT.

674. THE HOTEL! OH!

675. HEY! TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!

676. UH, HONEY, IF I FIND THE RING,

677. UH, COULD I KEEP THE $2,000?

678. NO! THIS WAY!

679. OHH! OW!

680. OH! OH, COME ON!

681. MADAM! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

682. LET ME HAVE THAT PIE!

683. WHOA! HEY! HUH?

684. LADIES, PLEASE. STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!

685. WITH A PIE, WILL YA?

686. SOLD FOR $100! THANKS, KIDS!

687. AND REMEMBER, ALL PROCEEDS GO TO JOHN SLADE'S WAR CHEST.

688. SO LET'S ALL GIVE BIG FOR HONEST JOHN. RIGHT?

689. FOR THIS GORGEOUS PIE?

690. IT'S GOING VERY WELL, MR. SLADE.

691. IT'S GOING VERY WELL!

692. ANYONE ELSE? $120. THANK YOU, SIR.

693. ANYONE ELSE? TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!

694. STOP, LADIES! STOP!

695. - HA-HA!

696. HEY!

697. LADIES! LADIES!

698. HOLD IT! HOLD IT!

699. - OH, SHUT UP! - YOU WON'T FIND THE RING THIS WAY!

700. - THAT'S MY POP! - AAH!

701. - YOU MONSTER!

702. HEY.

703. HEY, LOOK AT THIS. WHAT?

704. HEY. HEY, THAT'S THE SAME RING YOU GOT IN THE MUSEUM, AIN'T IT?

705. YEAH. I WONDER HOW IT GOT IN THIS CHERRY PIE?

706. WELL, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

707. YOU SOLD IT ONCE, SELL IT AGAIN.

708. YEAH.

709. OUT THERE, BUT I'LL—

710. I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF. DO I HEAR $250?

711. AND FIFTY! I GOT 250!

712. TWO SIXTY! I HAVE 260! ANY MORE?

713. SOMETIMES PEOPLE FORGET THEIR POSITION.

714. MR. SLADE, THINGS GOT A LITTLE OUT OF HAND. WE WERE JUST LOOKING FOR—

715. DANIELS, THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

716. TO YOUR PROFESSION AND THE ENTIRE CITY!

717. RUN OUT OF TOWN!

718. EXCUSE ME, SIR,

719. A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?

720. TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

721. I'M DR. STURDIVANT, ON SABBATICAL FROM THE SORBONNE.

722. TEMPORARILY OUT OF FUNDS,

723. I'M FORCED TO PART WITH THIS FAMILY HEIRLOOM...

724. OF ITS REAL VALUE.

725. INTERESTED IN THIS PRINCELY RELIC OF ANTIQUITY.

726. I'M SURE I WOULD BE.

727. AHH.

728. COME ON! COME ON! OKAY.

729. YOU RECOVERED THE RING FROM THE PRESCOTT MUSEUM.

730. TO DO WITH IT?

731. WELL, IT'S A PERSONAL THING, BUT I NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

732. A MINUTE. THEY'RE MAKING THE IDENTIFICATION BACK THERE NOW.

733. WELL, THAT'S JUST THE POINT. I CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE— UH, WAIT OVER THERE.

734. OH, THIS IS THE RING, ALL RIGHT. NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

735. AND I'M RATHER RELIEVED JUST TO GET IT OUT OF CIRCULATION.

736. IT'S REPUTED TO HAVE RATHER SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

737. YOU SEE THIS INSCRIPTION,

738. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO" ? WHAT'S IT ALL MEAN?

739. THERE GOES POP AGAIN. OH, WILBY, NO.

740. SOME KIND OF SPELL, HUH? EXACTLY.

741. WERE VERY PARTIAL TO SPELLS.

742. THEY'RE AS GOOD AS POISON ANY DAY.

743. ALL RIGHT, BOY. HEEL.

744. MY PREDECESSOR, DR. PLUMCOTT?

745. OF COURSE.

746. WELL, DR. PLUMCOTT WAS MOST INTERESTED IN THIS RING.

747. HE TOLD ME OF AN INCIDENT, SOME YEARS AGO,

748. ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A DOG...

749. OF THIS RING.

750. YOU DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THAT.

751. NOT REALLY, BUT STILL I'M CAREFUL.

752. I DON'T LIKE TO REPEAT IT TOO OFTEN LEST I BECOME SENSITIZED...

753. AND TURN INTO A DOG MYSELF.

754. DANIELS IS A DOG, HUH?

755. THAT'S RIGHT. SOMETIMES DANIELS IS A REAL LIVE DOG.

756. AND LOOK. THIS RING DOES IT.

757. OF HIS, THE ONE THAT WE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND?

758. THAT DOG WAS DANIELS.

759. TWO OTHER TIMES.

760. AT THE DAISIES, DANIELS DISAPPEARS...

761. SHOWS UP?

762. HAPPENS TODAY AT THE POLICE STATION?

763. DANIELS DISAPPEARS, AND THERE'S THAT SAME SHAGGY DOG?

764. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, GET DANIELS OVER HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!

765. DANIELS, I WANT YOU TO DROP OUT OF THE RACE. USE ANY EXCUSE YOU WANT.

766. NO WAY, MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY. I'M IN THIS THING TO THE FINISH.

767. I DON'T MAKE DEALS.

768. AND I'LL TELL YOU I'M GONNA WIN THIS ELECTION.

769. WILL BE TO CALL A GRAND JURY INVESTIGATION...

770. CONNECTIONS IN THIS TOWN.

771. IF THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT, I GUESS OUR DISCUSSION IS CLOSED.

772. YOU WERE LOOKING FOR AT MY PIE AUCTION?

773. YEAH, THAT LOOKS LIKE IT.

774. YOU'RE CERTAIN? IT HAS AN INSCRIPTION ON THE BACK.

775. - IT SAYS, "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." - GIVE ME THAT!

776. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

777. WOOF! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!

778. HEY! WOOF! OH.

779. OH, HO. AHEM. COME IN HERE, PLEASE.

780. RAYMOND, THIS DOG HAS NO LICENSE...

781. OF THE LEASH LAW. CALL THE POUND.

782. I ALREADY DID, SIR. THE TRUCK IS WAITING OUTSIDE.

783. GET OUT OF MY WAY! OOF!

784. - GRAB THAT DOG! - EXCUSE ME, MA'AM!

785. - AAH! AAH! - WATCH OUT!

786. OHH!

787. HO! OH, BOY.

788. YOU! FOLLOW THAT DOG!

789. OH, UH, RIGHT, MR. SLADE! GET GOING!

790. IF HE GETS AWAY, IT'S BACK TO THE COMPLAINT DESK FOR YOU!

791. UHH!

792. - IT'S THE DOG!

793. THANKS, PAL.

794. DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS,

795. THAT BRUTE IS MAD AND VICIOUS.

796. I'M GOING TO NEED THE HELP OF EVERY SQUAD CAR THAT'S AVAILABLE TO FIND HIM.

797. SOMETHING, SIR? YES.

798. WHY DON'T WE JUST MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT...

799. DANIELS IS A DOG?

800. YOU KNOW WHO THEY'D PUT AWAY, DON'T YOU? WHO?

801. US!

802. SLADE, HERE!

803. MR. SLADE, UNIT TWO HAS LOCATED THE SUSPECT.

804. HE'S HEADING WEST ON CRESCENT.

805. CLOSE IN ON HIM! SURROUND HIM!

806. THERE HE IS!

807. - UH-OH. - WE'VE GOT HIM!

808. COME ON!

809. WHAT IS THAT NOISE? JUST A-A LITTLE MIX-UP, SIR.

810. TAKE OVER FOR US.

811. I HAVE HIM IN VIEW. ALL UNITS CONCENTRATE IN THE AREA OF ROLLERDROME.

812. ELWOOD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ELWOOD?

813. LATER! CAN'T TALK NOW. COME HERE!

814. HEY!

815. WHOA! HOLD IT! YOU GOT A TICKET? I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY DOG.

816. NO, YOU CAN'T GET IN WITHOUT A TICKET. BUT, I-I—

817. RIGHT UP FRONT. TICKET.

818. JOHN SLADE. OFFICIAL BUSINESS. I'M SORRY, MR. SLADE.

819. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.

820. THE STEAMROLLER GIRLS ARE ON AGAINST THE JUGGERNAUTS.

821. THERE'S THE REFEREE'S WHISTLE— INDICATES A JAM.

822. THAT MEANS WE'LL SEE SOME ACTION...

823. ONE OF HER TEAMMATES...

824. THAT JUGGERNAUT MOB IN FRONT.

825. THERE THEY GO. HOLD IT. OUT SHE GOES!

826. WHOA, NELLIE! LOOK AT HER GET OUT OF THERE. HAH!

827. PARDON ME. I'M LOOKING FOR A DOG HERE.

828. PARDON ME. PARDON ME.

829. THERE'S NO SIGN OF HIM ON MY SIDE.

830. THE STEAMROLLERS HAVE BEEN SIDELINED WITH INJURY.

831. SEARCH THE DRESSING ROOMS.

832. HI. PARDON ME, MISS.

833. THE STEAMROLLERS HAVE FIELDED A NEW MYSTERY SKATER.

834. DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

835. YOU MISSED HIM! OOH!

836. HERE SHE COMES.

837. ELWOOD!

838. - WHOA! - ELWOOD.

839. ELWOOD!

840. HEY, ELWOOD. LET ME IN THERE.

841. ELWOOD?

842. ELWOOD! HEY, ELWOOD, WAIT A MINUTE.

843. I GOTTA TALK TO YA.

844. ELWOOD, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD SKATE?

845. A DOG THAT TALKS AND SINGS, SKATES, DRIVES.

846. BOY, THEY OUGHT— DRIVE?

847. HEY, ELWOOD!

848. YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.

849. "TROUBLE" ?

850. I'M ALREADY IN TROUBLE— BIG TROUBLE.

851. THAT STUFF OUT THE BACK— PIES, SYRUP, ICE CREAM.

852. EVERYTHING. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN'T DO THAT.

853. FOR THAT STUFF. DO AS I TELL YOU!

854. I'M HAVIN' A BAD WEEK.

855. - OH!

856. - LOOK OUT!

857. - DID WE LOSE 'EM? - "LOSE EM" ? WE CREAMED 'EM.

858. ELWOOD! AGH!

859. ELWOOD!

860. YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUN AWAY AGAIN, ARE YA?

861. SORRY, TIM. I'VE GOT A BETTER CHANCE ON PAW.

862. ELWOOD!

863. SAY THE SPELL WOULD LAST? I DIDN'T ASK.

864. YOU WOULDN'T! WELL, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

865. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO." I'LL DO THAT, SIR.

866. NEVER MIND! I'LL DO IT MYSELF. SORRY, SIR.

867. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

868. I'LL TAKE THAT.

869. YES. SLADE, HERE.

870. IT'S HOWIE, SIR. WE'VE GOT HIM SURROUNDED IN VISTA GROVE!

871. AND ABOUT TIME! WELL, HOLD HIM TILL WE GET THERE.

872. GET YOUR OWN DOOR! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS DOOR. AND START THE CAR.

873. 305, STAND BY.

874. THERE YOU ARE, SIR.

875. IT'S THE TRANQUILIZER GUN, SIR.

876. WITH IT. UH, YES, SIR.

877. DANIELS, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE.

878. WITHDRAW FROM THE RACE... OR ELSE.

879. I'M IN THIS RACE TO THE END.

880. WELL, THAT'S RIGHT NOW.

881. SHOOT HIM DOWN!

882. WELL, COME ON. HURRY UP!

883. TO RELEASE THIS FIRST.

884. YOU NUMBSKULL! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

885. OH, VERY SORRY, SIR. QUITE ACCIDENTAL. REALLY, IT WAS.

886. OHH!

887. HEY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FIRST-TIMER.

888. I WONDER WHAT HE'S IN FOR?

889. VAGRANCY. WHAT ELSE?

890. AH. LOOKS LIKE THE PADDY WAGON BOYS SLIPPED HIM A MICKEY.

891. EASY, YOU GUYS. CURLY'S COMING AROUND.

892. AND DUMMY UP ON OUR PLAN. WE DON'T KNOW THIS TURKEY.

893. OH, HIYA, TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME.

894. WELCOME TO ONE-WAY ROW, PAL.

895. "ONE-WAY ROW" ? WHERE IS THIS?

896. CURLY, MY BOY, IT'S THE SLAMMER.

897. OUTTA HERE.

898. YOU WILL, SWEETHEART, IN THREE DAYS.

899. FEET FIRST.

900. - HE GOES NEXT. - HMM?

901. SING IT AGAIN, SAM.

902. AND YOUR... RECEIPT FOR THE BAIL.

903. THANK YOU.

904. THERE WE ARE.

905. NICE TALKIN' TO YOU.

906. OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT ELWOOD WAS DRIVING.

907. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA TELL THE JUDGE?

908. THE TRUTH.

909. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. HE WAS DRIVING?

910. RIGHT! THEN HE SMASHED UP THE TRUCK?

911. RIGHT! THEN HE JUMPED OVER THE MOON!

912. NOW YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE.

913. OH...

914. STOP HUMMING THAT SONG?

915. ANIMAL SHELTER.

916. OH, HELLO. THIS IS MRS. DANIELS.

917. I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY DOG, AND I WAS WONDERING IF, BY ANY CHANCE—

918. UH, CAN YOU DESCRIBE THE ANIMAL, MA'AM?

919. WELL, YES, HE'S TALL AND, UH, HE HAS...

920. A CHARMING DISPOSITION.

921. HE'S VERY HANDSOME AND, UH, WELL,

922. I THINK HE'S GOT WARM BROWN EYES.

923. SOUNDS MORE LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CARY GRANT.

924. THE BREED AND COLOR, AND WE'LL START FROM THERE.

925. OH. UH, WELL, I THINK HE'S SOME KIND OF A SHEEPDOG.

926. AND HE'S WHITE AND HE'S GRAY.

927. OH, WE GOT A LONG-HAIRED DOG IN TODAY, BUT THIS ONE'S A REAL KILLER.

928. THAT COULDN'T BE MY WILBY.

929. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

930. DON'T WORRY, MOM. POP CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.

931. HE'S IN THE POUND, ALL RIGHT, MR. SLADE.

932. I SAW THEM CART HIM AWAY. I'M SORRY.

933. HE'LL BE A GONER IN 72 HOURS.

934. ON THE TELEPHONE?

935. I'M NOT WAITING AROUND ANY 72 HOURS. WELL, GO ON!

936. YES, MR. SLADE. I'LL GET THE GOVERNOR RIGHT NOW.

937. HURRY UP, PAL. WE DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT.

938. I'M DIGGING! I'M DIGGING! IT'S ROUGH GOING DOWN HERE.

939. NOW, WE'RE BUSTIN' OUTTA HERE. ARE YOU WITH US OR NOT?

940. I CAN'T DO THAT! I'M RUNNING FOR DISTRICT ATTORNEY.

941. DISTRICT ATTORNEY? OH, THAT MICKEY WENT TO HIS HEAD.

942. ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS. CURLY'S OUT.

943. WITHOUT HIM, SEE?

944. ANIMAL SHELTER.

945. THE WHO? THE GOVERNOR.

946. THIS IS HOWIE, SIR.

947. YES, SIR. I KNOW THE ONE.

948. OH... WELL, YES, SIR.

949. IF YOU SAY SO, SIR.

950. RIGHT AWAY.

951. - WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT. -

952. QUICK! HE'S COMIN' !

953. - CLOSE IT UP! - HURRY! HE'LL CATCH US ALL!

954. WELL, SO LONG, BOYS.

955. I GUESS THIS IS IT.

956. COME ALONG, BOY.

957. OH.

958. SORRY, BOY. IT'S THE GOVERNOR'S ORDERS.

959. OH, NO, YOU DON'T! SIT! STAY!

960. OKAY, I'M WITH YOU GUYS! WE'RE BREAKIN' OUTTA HERE!

961. COME ON, GORGEOUS.

962. THANKS, BIG BOY.

963. - LET'S GO, BROTHER. - WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT.

964. - MAKE IT FLY, PAL. - DON'T CROWD ME. I'M ALMOST THROUGH.

965. MR. HOWIE, YOUR COFFEE'S GETTIN' COLD.

966. MR. HOWIE?

967. DOWN THERE, MR. HOWIE?

968. TOLD ME TO STAY.

969. I'M THROUGH! I'M THROUGH!

970. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY UNDER THE WALL.

971. MOVE IT, SHORTY.

972. AND I'M SURE THE BIG DOG IS IN THE KENNEL...

973. WHERE HE BELONGS.

974. THERE'S OUR GETAWAY TRUCK! FOLLOW ME!

975. EVERYBODY IN. I'M DRIVING.

976. HURRY UP! MOVE! MOVE!

977. - UH, ANIMAL SHELTER. - YOU RECEIVED THE GOVERNOR'S ORDERS.

978. UH, YES, SIR. AND YOU CARRIED THEM OUT.

979. WELL, UM, UH—

980. DID YOU, OR DIDN'T YOU? WE'VE, UH—

981. WE'VE HAD A— HAD A BREAKOUT, SIR.

982. "A BREAKOUT" ? YES, SIR.

983. IN OUR TRUCK.

984. WELL, NOW. THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, SEE.

985. OH, IT'S SURE GREAT TO BE OUT AGAIN. RIGHT, CURL?

986. YEAH, I GUESS SO. WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETHEART?

987. DOWN IN THE CHOPS.

988. - THERE'S A RING I NEED. - YEAH? WHAT KIND OF RING?

989. WELL, IT'S VERY OLD AND HAS A BEETLE ON IT,

990. AND MY OPPONENT HAS IT, AND I'VE GOT TO GET IT!

991. I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO CALL OUT THE NATIONAL GUARD.

992. JUST FIND THAT DOG!

993. SO LONG, GANG. YOU GOT A BETTER CHANCE WITHOUT ME.

994. THANKS, CURLY. WE WON'T FORGET WHAT YOU DONE FOR US, SEE.

995. AW, TAIL UP, PAL.

996. SAY, GUYS.

997. - THAT KID'S REALLY GOT PROBLEMS. - THEN WE GIVE HIM A LIFT, SEE.

998. - AFTER ALL, HE GAVE US A LEG UP. YOU KNOW? - YEAH.

999. HEY, YOU THERE! OUT OF MY FLOWERS!

1000. HEAVE TO, OR I'LL FIRE!

1001. THE ADMIRAL'S SHOTGUN.

1002. YES, IT'S THE SAME WOOLY MAMMOTH, I TELL YOU.

1003. YES, WHITE AND SHAGGY WITH BLACK MARKINGS.

1004. WHAT COLOR IT IS?

1005. BRIAN, OPEN UP! LET ME IN!

1006. LOOK! IT'S POP!

1007. HURRY UP. GIVE ME A HAND. OH, DARLING.

1008. OKAY, PULL. WATCH OUT. WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

1009. - WHAT'S HAPPENING, HUH? - SLADE'S GOT THE RING.

1010. UNLESS I CAN GET IT BACK, HE'S GONNA RUB ME OUT.

1011. OH, NO!

1012. THERE'S POLICE! LOTS OF 'EM!

1013. THERE'S A VAN. LOOKS LIKE THE SWAT TEAM!

1014. I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

1015. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW, BUT I'M GONNA NAIL SLADE.

1016. ATTAWAY TO GO, POP. LASSIE AND RIN TIN TIN WOULDN'T GIVE UP.

1017. 13-L-21. 13-L-21, COME IN.

1018. THERE'S A POLICEMAN COMING!

1019. I'M ON MY WAY. GOOD-BYE, HONEY. GOOD LUCK.

1020. - HURRY, POP. HE'S HERE!

1021. OF YOUR MOTHER, SON. OKAY, POP.

1022. GOOD EVENING, MA'AM. THERE'S A MAD DOG IN THE AREA.

1023. OH, A MAD DOG? I LOVE DOGS, YOU KNOW.

1024. BIG DOGS, SMALL DOGS, MEDIUM DOGS. EVEN MAD DOGS.

1025. SOMETIMES, THEY'RE NOT MAD. THEY'RE JUST CRANKY.

1026. BUT I REALLY LOVE DOGS. ANY KIND OF DOG.

1027. MORE THAN PEOPLE.

1028. ELWOOD?

1029. NOT A PEEP OUT OF YOU! NO, NOT A PEEP.

1030. YOU CAN HAVE MY WALLET. I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH MONEY.

1031. AND YOU CAN—

1032. ELWOOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' IN THE PARK MUGGIN' PEOPLE?

1033. AND I AM NOT ELWOOD.

1034. NOW, I MAY LOOK LIKE ELWOOD, BUT I AM ACTUALLY WILBY DANIELS. IS THAT CLEAR?

1035. DANIELS? UH-HUH. SURE. GOTCHA.

1036. OKAY, NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS FROM THE TOP.

1037. THERE'S THIS BORGIA RING, SEE.

1038. A RING? YEAH. SURE. OKAY.

1039. I GOTCHA, ELWOOD. SHH!

1040. DANIELS. OKAY.

1041. NOT MANY YEARS AGO,

1042. STILL A... A KID.

1043. MM-HMM.

1044. OF THE RING, SEE.

1045. NOW HE'S TRYING TO WIN THIS RACE BY ELIMINATION— MY ELIMINATION.

1046. YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU GOT ANY QUESTIONS? QUESTIONS.

1047. A FEW CROSSED MY MIND.

1048. ELWOOD— UH, MR. DANIELS—

1049. COULDN'T WE GO BACK TO SELLING ICE CREAM?

1050. LATER! I HAVE GOT TO GET SLADE AND ROSCHAK BEFORE THEY GET ME!

1051. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND? AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME.

1052. RIGHT. ME? ME?

1053. AGH!

1054. SO FAR, SO GOOD. QUIT TRYING TO STEER!

1055. SWELL. I'LL GET OFF AT THE NEXT CORNER. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

1056. I NEED YOU AS A WITNESS. HOW ABOUT LETTIN' ME SIT ON THE SEAT FOR AWHILE?

1057. AGH!

1058. LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMEBODY ELSE TO HELP YOU?

1059. IF I DON'T GET EIGHT HOURS' SLEEP—

1060. AND THERE'S NO TIME.

1061. WELL, WHERE ARE WE GOING, ANYWAY? NOT US, PAL. YOU.

1062. - YOU'RE GONNA BEARD THE LION IN HIS DEN. - ME?

1063. WANNA WATCH THE RUTS?

1064. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

1065. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

1066. WHOA! UH, YOU SLADE?

1067. - YES. WHO ARE YOU? - DON'T MATTER.

1068. LISTEN, I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM FAST EDDIE.

1069. HE SAYS, "YOU'RE OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN."

1070. NO MORE GRAVY. YOU GOT IT?

1071. NO MORE GRAVY.

1072. DID HE BUY IT? I DON'T KNOW.

1073. WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.

1074. PEGGED RIGHT, HIS NEXT STOP IS ROSCHAK'S WAREHOUSE.

1075. OH, GOOD. AND WE'RE GONNA BE THERE.

1076. WE ARE?

1077. I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP.

1078. BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL?

1079. WE CAN GET IN THROUGH THAT WINDOW ON THE ROOF.

1080. WE CAN?

1081. - ELWOOD, WHY DON'T I STAY HERE AND KEEP A LOOKOUT? - COME ON.

1082. COME ON!

1083. SEE, I'M ALLERGIC TO HEIGHT. I CAN'T—

1084. MOVE IT!

1085. HERE, POP! HERE, POP!

1086. HERE, POP!

1087. IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T LOOK DOWN.

1088. HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. IT IS.

1089. YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M ALL RIGHT. I'M ALL RIGHT.

1090. YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. KEEP COMING!

1091. SHH!

1092. FOLLOW ME.

1093. OH, NO. ISN'T THAT YOUR KID? SHH! DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE.

1094. BRIAN, LOOK OUT!

1095. I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME.

1096. TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL WHEN I WAS TWO.

1097. WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE? I THINK THIS IS THE CENTER OF ROSCHAK'S THEFT RING.

1098. THAT SLADE'S IN ON IT.

1099. EXCUSE ME. NOW THAT THE KID'S HERE, WHY DON'T I SPLIT? STAY HERE!

1100. RIGHT. UH-HUH. FOLLOW ME.

1101. SPENDIN' MOST OF MY LIFE ON ALL FOURS.

1102. BE QUIET!

1103. - SHH!

1104. THESE MEN ARE KILLERS.

1105. ISN'T THAT OUR TV SET?

1106. THAT'S IT. BET THEY GOT ALL OUR OTHER STUFF HERE TOO.

1107. IS OUR CAR HERE, POP? PROBABLY SOLD IT DAYS AGO.

1108. WE LIFTED THAT VETTE BEFORE. PAINT IT AGAIN, AND CHANGE THE SERIAL NUMBER.

1109. JOE, KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR SOME PORSCHES. WE GOT SOME SPOTTED.

1110. GOOD NIGHT, MR. ROSCHAK. GOOD NIGHT.

1111. HEAR THAT, POP? WE COULD BUST 'EM EASY WITH THAT.

1112. THAT STILL DOESN'T PROVE SLADE'S INVOLVED.

1113. BUT THAT COULD.

1114. HEY, I WONDER HOW THESE THINGS WORK?

1115. TURN IT OFF!

1116. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT TAPE RECORDER, POP?

1117. GET IT IN ROSCHAK'S OFFICE.

1118. TIM, YOU GOTTA GET HIM AWAY FROM THERE. RIGHT, ELWOOD.

1119. NOW, WHAT I'LL DO— ME? SHH!

1120. SHH!

1121. ME? RIGHT NOW.

1122. GO BACK! GO BACK!

1123. BUT HE'S GOT A KNIFE!

1124. HEY, UH, YOUR SHANASFRANAS

1125. RICKTOFRASEN IS CONDENSING.

1126. THE WHAT?

1127. DOWN THERE AT THE RICKTOFRASEN'S GOT

1128. THE TUBE, THERE.

1129. - COULD BACK UP ON YA. - WHO ARE YOU?

1130. ME? I'M, UM— I'M, UH, ROSCHAK'S NEW MAN DOWN HERE. I JUST CAME ON. YEAH.

1131. IF YOU DON'T GAFFENHAUSEN THAT ALTERNATOR, IT'S GONNA GET ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

1132. ON YOUR SHOES? WHEW! YOU GOTTA BURN 'EM.

1133. RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER A JOCKEY ONE TIME.

1134. GOES LIKE THAT. TURNS IT BLUE.

1135. SO, YOU WANNA COME DOWN THERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT?

1136. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THAT KNIFE HERE?

1137. UH, IT'S RIGHT DOWN HERE.

1138. HERE'S THAT GLUTENHAUSER I WANTED YOU TO LOOK AT.

1139. YOU COME RIGHT THERE. DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.

1140. LIKE I TOLD YA, I DON'T WANT TO GET CREOBLUSTATE ON YOUR SHOES.

1141. WE GOT HIM, POP!

1142. IN THE FREIDENGLAR.

1143. "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

1144. I WOULDN'T SAY THAT TOO OFTEN, CHIEF.

1145. WHY NOT? THE PROFESSOR SAID HE WAS ALWAYS CAREFUL.

1146. HE MIGHT BECOME SENSITIZED AND TURN INTO A DOG HIMSELF.

1147. OH, RUBBISH! "IN CANIS CORPORE TRANSMUTO."

1148. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? OPEN UP.

1149. ALL RIGHT.

1150. UH-OH. POP'S STUCK IN THERE.

1151. I WANT A WORD WITH YOU. THIS ISN'T VERY SMART OF YOU COMIN' DOWN HERE.

1152. IF YOU'VE GOT SOME IDEA OF CUTTING ME OUT, I WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU...

1153. OF YOUR MESSENGER BOYS.

1154. WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

1155. CAME TO MY HOUSE.

1156. "YOU'RE OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN."

1157. OH, JOHN, JOHN, JOHN. RELAX.

1158. IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL WITH US.

1159. WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM, WHO DID?

1160. BEATS ME, BUT IF I FIND OUT, I'M GONNA SCRATCH HIM PERMANENTLY.

1161. THAT DANIELS GUY.

1162. PROOF IN COURT, RIGHT?

1163. WHY AM I TELLING YOU? YOU'RE A LAWYER. RIGHT.

1164. JOHN, I'VE GOT A BOTTLE IN THE OTHER ROOM. LET'S HAVE A DRINK.

1165. TO ANOTHER GOOD YEAR.

1166. HOW'D THAT DOG GET IN HERE? DOG?

1167. THAT'S HIM! THAT'S DANIELS!

1168. STOP HIM! HE'S GOT EVERYTHING ON TAPE! THAT'S DANIELS?

1169. SHOOT HIM!

1170. TAKE THIS. TAKE IT.

1171. GRAB ONE OF THOSE CARS. I'LL DRAW THEM OFF.

1172. THEY'RE COMING.

1173. SHH.

1174. WOLF! WOLF!

1175. "WOLF, WOLF" ? AFTER HIM!

1176. COME ON. POP TOLD US TO GET A CAR.

1177. ALL RIGHT, DANIELS! COME ON OUT!

1178. GET IT OVER WITH. YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE.

1179. I'VE GOT THE RING!

1180. YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.

1181. WHOA! WHOA!

1182. HEY! THIS WHAT YOU LOOKIN' FOR, PAL?

1183. THAT'S IT! THANKS! HEY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA—

1184. FORGET IT. IT'S ON US, SWEETHEART.

1185. OF OUR OWN, SEE.

1186. - SO LONG, PAL.

1187. OH, YEAH! NOW HURRY!

1188. LOOK OUT!

1189. HEY! GET US OUTTA HERE!

1190. STEP ON IT! FAST!

1191. - S-STEADY.

1192. WHAT WAS THAT? YOU NINNY! AFTER HIM!

1193. YOU GOT THE TAPE RECORDER? GOT THE RING?

1194. AND IT'S GOING TO BE PUT AWAY WHERE NOBODY WILL EVER GET AHOLD OF IT AGAIN.

1195. FASTER. FASTER! THERE'S A RED LIGHT COMING UP.

1196. WHAT'S COMING UP. JUST KEEP ON GOING.

1197. TELL THEM WHO I AM. SAY IT'S OFFICIAL BUSINESS.

1198. DRIVER'S LICENSE, SIR?

1199. OFFICER, DISTRICT ATTORNEY JOHN SLADE IS BACK THERE.

1200. WE'RE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS.

1201. HE IS?

1202. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU STARIN' AT?

1203. HANG ONTO THAT. DON'T LET ANYBODY TOUCH IT TILL THE GRAND JURY HEARS IT.

1204. YES, SIR.

1205. MOM, WE'RE HOME, AND DAD'S NOT A DOG ANYMORE!

1206. OH!

1207. "THREE LOAVES OF RYE BREAD, COLD CUTS, THE DIP,

1208. A CHERRY PIE, SOME PAPER PLATES AND CUPS, NAPKINS."

1209. HI! HI! HOW YA DOIN', PARTNER?

1210. OH, HI, ELWOOD... UH, MR. DISTRICT ATTORNEY.

1211. WE'RE SHOPPING FOR OUR ANNOUNCEMENT PARTY.

1212. WELL, WE'LL BE THERE. AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BUDDIES.

1213. ANYTHING THEY WANT. BYE.

1214. OKAY.

1215. 16 PORTERHOUSE STEAKS. OKAY.

1216. COME ON.