1. - I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar!
What is it?Copy !req
2. Strong reading from
underneath the cap rock, sir!Copy !req
3. - Possible oil flow?
- Still analyzing.Copy !req
4. It's...Copy !req
5. Sounds like...Copy !req
6. Tiny hammers.Copy !req
7. Let's go skating!Copy !req
8. - They're coming right at us!
- Take us to Elfcon 3!Copy !req
9. Take us to Elfcon 3.Copy !req
10. These guys aren't stopping.Copy !req
11. - Take us to Elfcon 2!
- Let's go to Elfcon 2.Copy !req
12. We have a partridge in a pear tree.Copy !req
13. You take us to Elfcon 1.
Let's rig for silent running.Copy !req
14. - Look alive, everybody!
- Okay, we're at Elfcon 1.Copy !req
15. - I lost it!
- What do you mean, you lost it?Copy !req
16. Wait!Copy !req
17. What the...Copy !req
18. Sir, you're gonna want to hear this.Copy !req
19. You better watch outCopy !req
20. You better not cryCopy !req
21. You better not pout
and I'm telling you whyCopy !req
22. Find out where
that music's coming from.Copy !req
23. Okay.Copy !req
24. Santa, I've got her on the locator.Copy !req
25. He knows when you are sleepingCopy !req
26. He knows when you're awakeCopy !req
27. He knows if you've been bad or goodCopy !req
28. So be good for goodness'...Copy !req
29. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
30. You better watch outCopy !req
31. You better not cryCopy !req
32. You better not poutCopy !req
33. - And I'm telling you why
- Whoo!Copy !req
34. - Santa Claus is coming to...Copy !req
35. - What now?
- It's just gone.Copy !req
36. In the middle of the chorus!Copy !req
37. Nobody needs to know about this.Copy !req
38. Maybe we should mention
the Smokey Robinson thing, sir.Copy !req
39. We're at Elfcon 4. All clear.Copy !req
40. Curtis, what do you say we get
you headphones this Christmas?Copy !req
41. It's all right, everybody.
Let's get back to work.Copy !req
42. Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!Copy !req
43. Bernard.Copy !req
44. You know I didn't break any of the rules,Copy !req
45. according to The Santa Handbook.Copy !req
46. The handbook! Curtis, do you go
pee-pee with that thing?Copy !req
47. It says elves are encouraged
to listen to music.Copy !req
48. It makes them more creative,
more productive and more alert.Copy !req
49. Look out!Copy !req
50. - It's okay.
Let's go!Copy !req
51. - Is he all right?
He's okay, Santa.Copy !req
52. Wow.Copy !req
53. That's gonna leave a mark. Ooh.Copy !req
54. Is that Blitzen? Looks like Prancer.Copy !req
55. - Who is that?
- It was Chet.Copy !req
56. A reindeer in training.Copy !req
57. Oh.Copy !req
58. Well, please tell me
that it's early in his training.Copy !req
59. Wow! Nice fall.Copy !req
60. Curtis, when are you gonna tell him?Copy !req
61. Not now!Copy !req
62. It's so cold up here.
How can you not be freezing?Copy !req
63. You have not seen cold
till you see where my dad lives. It's...Copy !req
64. Don't be embarrassed.
My parents are divorced.Copy !req
65. - No big deal.
- I'm not embarrassed.Copy !req
66. - Why don't you talk about your dad?
- He doesn't like me to.Copy !req
67. - It's complicated.
- Is he a spy?Copy !req
68. No, he...Copy !req
69. He works with toys and theseCopy !req
70. little people. Kids.Copy !req
71. Can we just do
what we came here to do?Copy !req
72. Sure.Copy !req
73. All right.Copy !req
74. Charlie, this is really dangerous.Copy !req
75. Someone could catch us
at any moment.Copy !req
76. Kinda exciting.Copy !req
77. Well, you know, Danielle,
I may not come out of this alive.Copy !req
78. So, in case
we don't see each other again...Copy !req
79. Whoa!Copy !req
80. Are you okay?Copy !req
81. Whew!Copy !req
82. - Almost done.
- Okay. I'm not leaving.Copy !req
83. I've been a naughty boyCopy !req
84. I didn't get a toyCopy !req
85. Santa Claus left nothing
Underneath my treeCopy !req
86. He knows that I've been badCopy !req
87. But being good just ain't my bag...Copy !req
88. Hello, Charlie.Copy !req
89. Hello, Principal Newman.Copy !req
90. Okay, try it now.Copy !req
91. Okay, all right. Here's what we need.Copy !req
92. Get one more bolt on that flange,
and it's ready for Christmas.Copy !req
93. Good work, guys. Whew!Copy !req
94. Perfect job on suspension, you guys.
Thinkin' outside the box. I love it.Copy !req
95. - Do you want a cookie, Santa?
- Do I want a cookie?Copy !req
96. Yes! What's fresh?Copy !req
97. Ooh!Copy !req
98. Sweet, just like you.Copy !req
99. Alexander, let's think.Copy !req
100. Take the hat off.Copy !req
101. Too much counterweight.Copy !req
102. Thanks, Santa. You're the man.Copy !req
103. That's why they give me the big belly,
so I don't fall over!Copy !req
104. Hey, Joey!
How's that static-free tinsel coming?Copy !req
105. Hey, guys, Santa wants
to see the new tinsel.Copy !req
106. I could come up there
and take care of this the ugly way.Copy !req
107. Or we go outside
and play some football.Copy !req
108. Curtis, you need to tell him right now!Copy !req
109. I don't know. He's so happy right now.Copy !req
110. And why do I have to be the one
to tell him?Copy !req
111. Because I'm the head elf.
I don't give bad news.Copy !req
112. It's one of the perks of my seniority.Copy !req
113. Now, tell him!Copy !req
114. Come on, pork chop. Bring it on.Copy !req
115. Who you callin' pork chop, meatloaf?Copy !req
116. Meatloaf?Copy !req
117. You wanna talk some trash?
I'll talk trash with ya.Copy !req
118. - But first, I'm gonna blitz.
- Ready, set!Copy !req
119. - I'm comin' after you, buddy.
- Seven swans a-swimming!Copy !req
120. Six geese a-laying!Copy !req
121. Five golden rings!Copy !req
122. Hike!Copy !req
123. Hey, who's got the ball?
I can see it. Let go of me.Copy !req
124. He's too quick! He spins!
He moves! He's on the way!Copy !req
125. And he might go all theCopy !req
126. way! Whoo!Copy !req
127. Rumblin', stumblin', bumblin'!Copy !req
128. They pile on!Copy !req
129. Okay, you win!Copy !req
130. You guys aren't elves. You're wizards!Copy !req
131. No matter how many times you run
that play, I never see it comin'.Copy !req
132. Santa? We need to talk.Copy !req
133. - That's weird, isn't it?
Uh-oh.Copy !req
134. - These fit yesterday.
- Hot cocoa for you.Copy !req
135. This is not a good time, Abby.Copy !req
136. I sent Dasher down
for some Brazilian cocoa beans.Copy !req
137. - What's the bad news?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
138. Whenever you play the designer
bean card, you have bad news.Copy !req
139. What are you doing
with the naughty-and-nice list?Copy !req
140. Don't shoot the messenger.Copy !req
141. - It's Charlie.
- Sheen?Copy !req
142. - I thought he straightened out.
- Not that Charlie.Copy !req
143. My Charlie. My son Charlie?
He's on the naughty list?Copy !req
144. - There's gotta be a mistake.
- We don't make mistakes.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry, Santa. Please excuse me.Copy !req
146. How could this happen?
Is this what you were trying to tell me?Copy !req
147. Great! You told him!
Let's get you dressed for that meeting.Copy !req
148. I can't have the meeting here.
I'm gonna have to see Charlie.Copy !req
149. - Number two, tell him now.
- Tell me what, guys? Come clean.Copy !req
150. - Santa, there's a clause.
- That would be me.Copy !req
151. No, I mean there's another
Santa clause.Copy !req
152. Curtis, in case you haven't noticed,
this time of year,Copy !req
153. the malls are filled
with other "Santa Clauses."Copy !req
154. Yes, but there's another Santa clause.Copy !req
155. There was a first clause,
but also a second clause.Copy !req
156. Get on with it!Copy !req
157. When the last Santa fell off your roof
and you put on his coat, you found this.Copy !req
158. Right. "He who wears the coatCopy !req
159. "takes on the responsibilities
of Santa Claus."Copy !req
160. And the rest would be history, right?Copy !req
161. But it seems our number two elf,
the keeper of the handbook,Copy !req
162. overlooked the single
most important detailCopy !req
163. in the history of Christmas!Copy !req
164. Wow.Copy !req
165. One mistake in 900 years.Copy !req
166. Look.Copy !req
167. - I can't see that.
- Better now?Copy !req
168. - Or now?
- Well...Copy !req
169. - Better now?
- It's gettin' there.Copy !req
170. - Or now?
- I can't see anything.Copy !req
171. I see. Good, good, good. I see it. Okay.Copy !req
172. "The card holder acknowledges
a woman of his choosing...Copy !req
173. "True love...
Not valid in the state of Utah...Copy !req
174. "Holy...Copy !req
175. "Matrimony"?Copy !req
176. - I gotta get married!
- Yes.Copy !req
177. It's the Mrs. Clause.Copy !req
178. What if I don't want to get married?Copy !req
179. Oh, dear. The de-Santification
process has begun!Copy !req
180. The de-Santification?Copy !req
181. Are you telling me that clause
says if I don't get married,Copy !req
182. I don't get to be Santa anymore?Copy !req
183. What about the kids?Copy !req
184. What about the elves?Copy !req
185. - What about you guys?
- It's not completely hopeless.Copy !req
186. You still have time to find a wife.Copy !req
187. - How much time do I have?
- 28 days.Copy !req
188. 28 days? So I've gotta find
a wife by Christmas.Copy !req
189. Actually, Christmas Eve.Copy !req
190. - I guess it's over.
- No! You can't think that way!Copy !req
191. Please, don't give up hope.Copy !req
192. 'Cause if you do, then we have to.Copy !req
193. - Whoa!Copy !req
194. Christmas is getting very complicated.Copy !req
195. Santa?Copy !req
196. Santa?Copy !req
197. - Are you with us?
- I'm sorry, yes. Yes, I am.Copy !req
198. Well, on behalf of Father Time and
the Council of Legendary Figures,Copy !req
199. I'd like to thank you
for being such a gracious host.Copy !req
200. - Hear, hear.
- What a lovely place.Copy !req
201. Without further ado, let us convene
the year-end conference.Copy !req
202. - Tooth Fairy.
- Thank you, Mother Nature.Copy !req
203. Fellow council members,Copy !req
204. I'd like to again propose
a new name for myself.Copy !req
205. - Oh, please!
- Good heavens!Copy !req
206. In the past, you have rejected
Tooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth.Copy !req
207. - Because they stunk.
- Today, I'd like to submitCopy !req
208. - Captain Floss.
- Nice!Copy !req
209. - Plaque Man.Copy !req
210. - And Roy.
- Roy! No.Copy !req
211. No kid's gonna put a tooth
under a pillow for a man named Roy.Copy !req
212. This from someone in a diaper
who shoots people's butts!Copy !req
213. Wait a minute. I got it. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
214. Now, how about this? The Molarnator.Copy !req
215. The Molarnator! I like it.Copy !req
216. Thank you, Santa.
Can we vote now on the Molarnator?Copy !req
217. All in favor of a name change
for Tooth Fairy?Copy !req
218. All right. And all opposed?Copy !req
219. Easter Bunny?Copy !req
220. - Sandman?
- What...Copy !req
221. What happened? Was I asleep again?Copy !req
222. Name change for the Tooth Fairy.
Yes or no?Copy !req
223. No. I'm sorry.Copy !req
224. All right. Next item on the agenda.
Santa? Status report.Copy !req
225. Okay. First, welcome to the North Pole.
Great to have you here.Copy !req
226. This is our big time of year,
so things are busy as usual.Copy !req
227. There's a little speed bump
in the road this year.Copy !req
228. - You all know Charlie.
- Oh! I love Charlie!Copy !req
229. - Great kid.
- Good boy.Copy !req
230. - Sweet kid.
- Good teeth.Copy !req
231. Well, Charlie got himself
on the naughty list.Copy !req
232. - What?
- Oh, my!Copy !req
233. I'm struggling with the timing,
'cause it's...Copy !req
234. I gotta be up here and
I've also got to take care of Charlie...Copy !req
235. That's every parent's dilemma,Copy !req
236. how to balance work and children.Copy !req
237. Most people lose sleep over that.Copy !req
238. Tell me about it! I have 33,000
offspring. All in private school.Copy !req
239. Well, to top it off,Copy !req
240. I have to get married by Christmas Eve.Copy !req
241. - What?
- Otherwise I stop being Santa.Copy !req
242. - What?
- No!Copy !req
243. The de-Santification process
has already begun.Copy !req
244. Wait a minute.Copy !req
245. You do look thinner, and...Copy !req
246. - Your beard is shorter! Right?
You're right!Copy !req
247. Apparently, it's called the Mrs. Clause.Copy !req
248. Don't mess with me, Santa.
I'm pre-El Niño.Copy !req
249. No, I'm not messing with anybody.
What I'm saying is,Copy !req
250. I have to find a wife in...Copy !req
251. 27 days, 20 hours and 17 minutes.Copy !req
252. Wow.Copy !req
253. It's what I do.Copy !req
254. Wait a minute. Cupid!
Cupid, come over here.Copy !req
255. - What do you need?
- Shoot me with a dart.Copy !req
256. - Then I'll fall in love.
- First of all, they're arrows.Copy !req
257. Second of all, no can do.Copy !req
258. - Why not?
- Arrows have no effect on us.Copy !req
259. If they did, I would have shot myself,
met a nice girl,Copy !req
260. left the business years ago.Copy !req
261. - Enough with the questions.
- You can't stop being Santa.Copy !req
262. I don't want to.Copy !req
263. Kids are 86% happier
since you've taken the job.Copy !req
264. - He's right.
This is all I want to do.Copy !req
265. But what am I gonna do?Copy !req
266. Well, you...Copy !req
267. You can't be two places at once.Copy !req
268. Maybe you can be.Copy !req
269. Okay, everyone, can I get the room
for a minute? Thank you.Copy !req
270. Can I just... One minute.
Take a cocoa break.Copy !req
271. Have a nice long break.
Relax, everyone.Copy !req
272. I want to show Santa
some improvements on the pantograph.Copy !req
273. Thanks. Walk with me.Copy !req
274. I've tripled the RAM
and reconfigured the circuitry.Copy !req
275. I see you've externalized
the power sourceCopy !req
276. to make better use
of the electromagnetic energy.Copy !req
277. No, it's just there
'cause it looks really cool.Copy !req
278. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
279. Wait a minute. You tripled the RAM.Copy !req
280. I see where this is going.
I am not getting in that machine.Copy !req
281. Besides, creating a copy of Santa
won't solve our problems.Copy !req
282. - The elves'll know.
- But this would be a special toy!Copy !req
283. - How's that, Curtis?
- I added a fuzzy logic circuit.Copy !req
284. The duplicate will look
and think just like you.Copy !req
285. When you're with your family,
dealing with Charlie, looking for a wife...Copy !req
286. The toy will be up here melting
in front of my fireplace.Copy !req
287. No, the toy Santa will be dealing
with business up here.Copy !req
288. I can deal with business up here.Copy !req
289. Santa, if the elves find out
we've made a switch...Copy !req
290. No! No! This machine is not the answer.Copy !req
291. Hey! Hey! Hey! You! You! Shoo!Copy !req
292. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
293. Look, you can't get
much better than that.Copy !req
294. And I promise, it won't hurt a bit.Copy !req
295. - I'm goin' in.
- Oh, I can't watch this!Copy !req
296. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
297. It's perfect!Copy !req
298. That's because it's me, Einstein.Copy !req
299. - Santa, are you all right?
- Yeah, I got a shock in there.Copy !req
300. Is there supposed to be a shock?Copy !req
301. It's naked!Copy !req
302. Throw something over it.Copy !req
303. - It's incredible!
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
304. Can he talk?Copy !req
305. Hello?Copy !req
306. Hello?Copy !req
307. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
308. - Not bad.
- Not bad yourself.Copy !req
309. I can't put my finger on it,Copy !req
310. but there's something
about you that I like.Copy !req
311. There's something about you that I like!Copy !req
312. Hah.Copy !req
313. Watch him. I'll be right back.Copy !req
314. He's coming right back.Copy !req
315. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
316. - Bernard, I need your help.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
317. What I mean is I gotta go see Charlie,
and I want you to convince the elvesCopy !req
318. that toy Santa is me.Copy !req
319. - Hmm. Have you seen that thing?
- I've seen it.Copy !req
320. Keep the elves at a distance and sayCopy !req
321. that I've changed my look, it'll work.Copy !req
322. Oh, Santa, we're in way over
our heads here.Copy !req
323. If anybody can do this,
it's you, number one.Copy !req
324. I'm not gonna lie to all the elves.Copy !req
325. I myself think he looks
absolutely terrific!Copy !req
326. Better and fresher somehow
than he has in years.Copy !req
327. There's now a more supple veneer
to his skinCopy !req
328. and an added luster
to the thickness of his hair.Copy !req
329. You could almost say there's a...Copy !req
330. A toy-like quality to him.Copy !req
331. Most importantly,
he's very happy with his new look,Copy !req
332. and I would caution you all
not to point or stareCopy !req
333. or use the word "plastic."Copy !req
334. Okay? Okay.Copy !req
335. Thank you. That's all.
Back to work, please.Copy !req
336. Comet, because I don't want
to take Prancer.Copy !req
337. I want to take a trip with you.
When's the last time we had a cruise?Copy !req
338. - I love you, buddy.Copy !req
339. Besides, Prancer had too many apples.
We know what that means.Copy !req
340. Before you go,
take a look at your watch.Copy !req
341. Hey! Can't go anywhere without that.Copy !req
342. - I've done some work on it.
- It's beautiful. It really is.Copy !req
343. - You like it?
- The workmanship's fabulous.Copy !req
344. It has a power reserve that measures
how much magic you have left.Copy !req
345. - It's at 10.
- That should be enough.Copy !req
346. But if you use up any magic
for any reason, the level drops.Copy !req
347. Santa, if it gets to zero,Copy !req
348. you won't be able to return to the Pole.Copy !req
349. Uh-oh.Copy !req
350. Then let's not let it get to zero!Copy !req
351. - Now, look at me.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
352. What's the most important thing?Copy !req
353. For you not to touch Santa?Copy !req
354. For you to come back!Copy !req
355. Thank you.Copy !req
356. Comet, please
just chill out a little bit, okay?Copy !req
357. Come on! It's not like
we're pullin' the sleigh. Right?Copy !req
358. There's no packages. It's one stop.Copy !req
359. And I think I might have forgot
we're gonna go see Charlie.Copy !req
360. Scott! Hey! You trimmed your beard.Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. Come here, big guy.Copy !req
363. Whoa. Lost some weight there, huh?
Slim-Fast?Copy !req
364. You don't know how fast.Copy !req
365. - We should get going.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
366. How do you always know
when there's a problem?Copy !req
367. I see you when you're sleepin'.
I know when you're awake.Copy !req
368. Which is a pretty frightening concept
when you think about it.Copy !req
369. We're really worried about Charlie.Copy !req
370. He keeps upping the ante.
This time he defaced school property.Copy !req
371. - It's classic acting out.
- I'm blaming myself for this.Copy !req
372. - We're both his parents.
- Where is he?Copy !req
373. He's waiting for us
in Principal Newman's office.Copy !req
374. Something about her makes me
want to deface public property.Copy !req
375. Hello, Mr. Calvin. Laura, Neil.Copy !req
376. Miss Newman.
- Principal Newman.Copy !req
377. Haven't seen you since
the last time Charlie was in trouble.Copy !req
378. I've been traveling for work.Copy !req
379. Oh. If you spent more time with your
son, there'd be fewer problems.Copy !req
380. Then I wouldn't spend
so much time with you,Copy !req
381. - which is always such a pleasure.
- Oh.Copy !req
382. A battle of wits. It's a shame
you come unarmed. Excuse me.Copy !req
383. Ouch.Copy !req
384. Good morning, Principal Newman.Copy !req
385. Mr. Picardo, I want you to look
into my eyes. What do you see?Copy !req
386. It's dark. And it's cold.Copy !req
387. It's your future, Mr. Picardo.
Keep this upCopy !req
388. and you will spend your life
stabbing trash.Copy !req
389. - Do I make myself clear?
- Yes.Copy !req
390. - So what are you gonna do?
- I'm going to geometry.Copy !req
391. Have a nice trip.Copy !req
392. It's an affront to authority
and blatant disrespect for property.Copy !req
393. If this continues, I'll have no other
recourse than to suspend...Copy !req
394. Excuse me. Is there a rest stop between
here and the end of the lecture?Copy !req
395. I'm more interested in why
this happened in the first place.Copy !req
396. So am I.
Charlie, we're all worried about you.Copy !req
397. It feels like you're trying
to get someone's attention.Copy !req
398. What's bothering you?Copy !req
399. - Dr. Miller?
- Neil.Copy !req
400. - Neil, any theories?
- Well, frankly, I have several.Copy !req
401. Here we go. Let's just order a pizza.Copy !req
402. - Scott, you're not helping.
- Ugh!Copy !req
403. I was listening to a tape series
on child development last night.Copy !req
404. You know what the problem is?
Excuse me, Neil.Copy !req
405. It's four weeks until Christmas.Copy !req
406. - That's a holiday in December.
- Oh.Copy !req
407. Have you noticed the hallways?
Not a decoration, not a twinkle light,Copy !req
408. not an expression of the joy
kids are supposed to be feeling.Copy !req
409. - What kind of school is this?
- A public school.Copy !req
410. A top-rated public school.
That takes effort. And money.Copy !req
411. Spending any of that money
on holiday decorationsCopy !req
412. would take away
from the things that truly matter.Copy !req
413. Forgive me, but I think
holiday cheer really matters.Copy !req
414. What are we going to do?
We are worried...Copy !req
415. Let me handle this.
You know what you did is wrong. Right?Copy !req
416. - I guess so.
- There's no guessing.Copy !req
417. Guessing is gone.
It was wrong what you did.Copy !req
418. And you're not gonna do it again.
Promise me.Copy !req
419. - Okay.
- There you go.Copy !req
420. He won't do it again.
Meeting is adjourned.Copy !req
421. It most certainly is not! Charlie...Copy !req
422. You know what else?
Here's a little donation.Copy !req
423. Why don't you buy yourself a wreath?Copy !req
424. I am Santa Claus. Boo!Copy !req
425. Yeah. No, no,
I think that this is gonna work.Copy !req
426. Good job, Curtis.Copy !req
427. Would it kill you
to give a wholehearted compliment?Copy !req
428. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
429. - Ho, ho, ho.
- Santa?Copy !req
430. - I need you to look at this.
- All right!Copy !req
431. Nice!Copy !req
432. No. I mean, I need you to read it.Copy !req
433. Well, let's try to be specific, shall we?Copy !req
434. I'll take a look at it over at my desk.Copy !req
435. - How does he know where it is?
- I programed him that way.Copy !req
436. He has most of Santa's memories.Copy !req
437. Okay, we need you to study
everything that's in that bookCopy !req
438. because it is the key to being Santa.Copy !req
439. Right! I'll memorize everything
in the book.Copy !req
440. I'll follow all the rules.Copy !req
441. 'Cause rules are very important!Copy !req
442. - I like this guy.
- I can barely read this.Copy !req
443. Hi, Santa.Copy !req
444. - Hi.
- Oh. You look...Copy !req
445. Like he got a good night's sleep.Copy !req
446. Like you got a very good night's sleep.Copy !req
447. How about a nice chocolatey cocoa?Copy !req
448. - Careful, it's hot.
- Of course it is.Copy !req
449. Ah!Copy !req
450. Whoa!Copy !req
451. That's delicious! I like cocoa!Copy !req
452. Cocoa's superior refreshment!Copy !req
453. Get me some more cocoa! Whoo!Copy !req
454. Right away, Santa.Copy !req
455. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
456. I think Santa feels a little buzz!Copy !req
457. Whoo!Copy !req
458. Let me get this straight.
You were de-Santified?Copy !req
459. And you only have 27 days
to find a wife or you're out?Copy !req
460. Yeah.Copy !req
461. What are you gonna do?
We dated for three yearsCopy !req
462. before you got up the courage
to propose.Copy !req
463. That's a pretty serious
commitment issue, isn't it?Copy !req
464. Yes, Sigmund.
I was afraid I'd mess up the first time.Copy !req
465. - I'm more afraid now.
- Dad, you can't give up.Copy !req
466. There's never been a better Santa.Copy !req
467. I appreciate that.Copy !req
468. It's for the best.
If I had spent more time with you,Copy !req
469. you'd spend less time
in the spray paint industry.Copy !req
470. Don't do that to yourself.
You have been a great dad.Copy !req
471. And being Santa has made you
an even better man.Copy !req
472. I'm gonna go out on an emotional limb.Copy !req
473. Don't try to make me cry.Copy !req
474. Believe it or not,
you have a great capacity for love.Copy !req
475. I know you can find someone wonderful
to spend the rest of your life with.Copy !req
476. Don't let the facts that you
have no time, no prospectsCopy !req
477. and a paralyzing fear
of intimacy get you down.Copy !req
478. Hmm.Copy !req
479. Have you ever helped anyone? Ever?Copy !req
480. You know what I'm gonna do?
I am gonna look through my phone bookCopy !req
481. and see who's still single out there
and not too bitter.Copy !req
482. There's divorced moms at school
who'll go out with anybody.Copy !req
483. As promising as this sounds,
I don't need help with this area.Copy !req
484. Your old man was a high-school legend.
A double letterman.Copy !req
485. I had a Mustang.Copy !req
486. So as far as dating goes,Copy !req
487. I think if anybody can stir up
the old mojo, it would be moi.Copy !req
488. Come on! I don't think
there's a woman out thereCopy !req
489. that doesn't want a piece of this.Copy !req
490. Hi, Mom!
- Lucy!Copy !req
491. - Uncle Scott!
- How's my little sweet pea?Copy !req
492. Oh, I haven't seen you in a long time.Copy !req
493. - Tell me what's been happenin'.
- I learned to swim underwater.Copy !req
494. - And I'm not afraid!
- That's amazing!Copy !req
495. Maybe we'll have to go to the mall
and get some ice cream.Copy !req
496. - Plenty of women at the mall.
- Charlie!Copy !req
497. Santa, look forward
and put on a smiley face.Copy !req
498. Say hello to your elves.Copy !req
499. Ho, ho, ho!
You're doing a wonderful job!Copy !req
500. Santa, when you said the bigger
wheels, is this what you meant?Copy !req
501. Ho, ho, ho!
You're doing a wonderful job!Copy !req
502. You're doing great.
Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's,Copy !req
503. but otherwise, you're gold.Copy !req
504. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
505. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
506. Why don't you just say it?
"You were right, Curtis. I was wrong."Copy !req
507. Okay, okay, I admit it.Copy !req
508. They're happy. They're working hard.Copy !req
509. Everything's going to be fine.Copy !req
510. This book is very interesting reading.Copy !req
511. There's a lot of rules
they're not following.Copy !req
512. That's what I've been saying all along.Copy !req
513. Things have gotten a little too sloppy
around here.Copy !req
514. Yes! Sloppiness means mistakes.
Mistakes aren't a good thing!Copy !req
515. I might have to make
some changes here.Copy !req
516. - What do you have in mind?
- Let me show you.Copy !req
517. There's many things. Look here...Copy !req
518. Neil, are you sure you don't have
any other clothes I can borrow?Copy !req
519. I mean, the idea tonight
is to attract a woman.Copy !req
520. - What are you talking about?
- I look like a limesicle.Copy !req
521. I think it makes you look hot.Copy !req
522. What do you think, Laura?
Honestly, what do you think? Huh?Copy !req
523. Doesn't he look hot, Laura?Copy !req
524. I think it's what's inside
that really counts.Copy !req
525. - Thought you liked the sweater.
- We'll talk later.Copy !req
526. I'm off. I may need to borrow a car.Copy !req
527. I'm parked behind Neil.
The minivan, I just had it washed.Copy !req
528. The minivan.Copy !req
529. Okay, then. Well, wish me luck.Copy !req
530. I got a needlepoint sweater
and a minivan.Copy !req
531. See ya in about eight minutes.Copy !req
532. Scott? Hey.Copy !req
533. - Tracy!
- Yes!Copy !req
534. - It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
535. - Here, why don't you sit down?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
536. Thank you very much.Copy !req
537. So, I'm so glad we finally got to do this.Copy !req
538. - I'm pretty nervous.
- Oh. Are you?Copy !req
539. Laura says we have a lot in common.Copy !req
540. I hear that you love
this time of year also?Copy !req
541. It's my favorite time of year
and my busiest time of year.Copy !req
542. - Whoa. Look at the sweater!
- Yeah!Copy !req
543. Some sweater. Like I should talk!Copy !req
544. I also have my Christmas
charm bracelet.Copy !req
545. - That's beautiful. Look at 'em!
- Yeah.Copy !req
546. I wear it all year long
just to keep the spirit alive.Copy !req
547. That's gorgeous. A little teddy bear
and packages. That's very nice.Copy !req
548. - So what work do you do?
- I'm in the toy business.Copy !req
549. - No way!
- Way!Copy !req
550. - That sounds so creative.
- I love it.Copy !req
551. - I love creative people.
- Yeah?Copy !req
552. Yeah.Copy !req
553. So what do you do?Copy !req
554. I'm hoping someday to break
into the music business.Copy !req
555. - As a singer-songwriter.
- No way!Copy !req
556. Way!Copy !req
557. - What's your favorite music?
- Country-western.Copy !req
558. - Oh!
- Yeah.Copy !req
559. - Do you like Shania Twain?
- Yeah!Copy !req
560. The best thing about
singing at ChristmasCopy !req
561. Is the cocoa, caroling and funCopy !req
562. - You know that one?
- I know that song.Copy !req
563. Whoah-oh-oh!Copy !req
564. Go totally yuletideCopy !req
565. Takin' a sleigh rideCopy !req
566. You're good.Copy !req
567. Santa shirts, reindeer skirtsCopy !req
568. Whoah-oh-oh!Copy !req
569. Hey!Copy !req
570. Watchin' the windows fog
drinkin' some eggnogCopy !req
571. That's good.Copy !req
572. Whoah-oh-oh!Copy !req
573. Fill up a stockingCopy !req
574. Spray on some flockingCopy !req
575. Put up a tree! Sports on TV!Copy !req
576. Uh, whoah-oh-ohCopy !req
577. I want to be free
yeah, to feel the way I feelCopy !req
578. Ah, ah, ah, ahCopy !req
579. Man!Copy !req
580. I feel like some ChristmasCopy !req
581. Oh-oh, wow wow wow!Copy !req
582. Whew!Copy !req
583. You hated it?Copy !req
584. It kind of scared me a little bit.Copy !req
585. No, I just. I...Copy !req
586. I just... I wasn't prepared
for a performance, so if I...Copy !req
587. I put myself out and that was
not an easy thing to do.Copy !req
588. If you can't support a woman's ambition,Copy !req
589. then I don't think there's any reason
to continue this date.Copy !req
590. - Dad?
- Hey, sport.Copy !req
591. How'd it go?Copy !req
592. Well...Copy !req
593. Let's just say
I'm not bookin' a church yet.Copy !req
594. Boy, I'll tell ya,
women are hard to figure out.Copy !req
595. - Tell me about it.
- You too, huh? Girl trouble?Copy !req
596. - Well, there's this one girl.
- Mmm.Copy !req
597. We just used to be friends
and hang out at the mall and stuff.Copy !req
598. Then one day, I looked at her,Copy !req
599. and I got this weird feeling
in the pit of my stomach.Copy !req
600. I started worrying about what to wear
and what my hair looked like.Copy !req
601. - And then I wanted to kiss her.Copy !req
602. How did she do that?Copy !req
603. I don't know. But they all can do that.Copy !req
604. Look at that. The snow globe!Copy !req
605. This is so beautiful. I remember
when Bernard gave this to you.Copy !req
606. He said all I have to do
to see you is shake it.Copy !req
607. Now, all you have to do
is yell down the hall.Copy !req
608. And I'm there whenever you need me.Copy !req
609. Yeah.Copy !req
610. I'm a little tired, Dad.
I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
611. Okay.Copy !req
612. - Good night.
- Night.Copy !req
613. Can you turn the light off, please?Copy !req
614. Yeah, 'cause
it's such a big reach for you!Copy !req
615. What do you mean it's not straight?Copy !req
616. - Sure, it's straight.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
617. Maybe your head's crooked.Copy !req
618. - Prancer's not this picky.
Yes, he is.Copy !req
619. - Hi, Comet.
- Hi!Copy !req
620. I've got something for you.Copy !req
621. Hey, Lucy, what have you got there?Copy !req
622. Careful with the sweets.
He tends to overeat.Copy !req
623. Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?Copy !req
624. What? Why would you ask me
something like that?Copy !req
625. 'Cause you have a reindeer,
and only Santa has reindeer.Copy !req
626. Nonsense.
A lot of people have reindeer.Copy !req
627. Name five.Copy !req
628. Well, most of them live in Finland.
I can't pronounce their names.Copy !req
629. Besides, reindeer are too stupid
to make good pets.Copy !req
630. Well, I think you're very smart.Copy !req
631. Well, I think he's learning
at an excellent rate.Copy !req
632. Oh, really? This morning he ate
a bowl of waxed fruit.Copy !req
633. Wait a minute.Copy !req
634. I need the naughty-and-nice list.Copy !req
635. No.Copy !req
636. It says I'm supposed to check it twice.Copy !req
637. - Santa already checked it.
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
638. - The real Santa.
- I am the real Santa!Copy !req
639. - I'm sorry?
- I'm in charge here.Copy !req
640. - What?
- I check the list twice.Copy !req
641. That's the rule. I like the rules.Copy !req
642. - You know how I feel.
- You're misunderstanding.Copy !req
643. No, I'm the rule-maker.
I like the rules. Santa likes rules.Copy !req
644. I've got a good idea.
How about we have some fun?Copy !req
645. Huh?Copy !req
646. - It's good to have fun.
- Right.Copy !req
647. Santa, look over there.
See those elves?Copy !req
648. Go ahead. Go play some tinsel football.Copy !req
649. Break!Copy !req
650. - What's the object of tinsel football?
- Come on down.Copy !req
651. If you don't have the ball, get it.Copy !req
652. If you have the ball, run to the end zone.Copy !req
653. Okay, I'll go get the football.Copy !req
654. Ready, hike!Copy !req
655. I've got the ball. What are you
gonna do? Who's gonna stop me?Copy !req
656. Come on!Copy !req
657. This is a lot of fun!Copy !req
658. Oh, so sorry!Copy !req
659. Come here! Stop!
Slow down when I'm talking to you!Copy !req
660. Come here, you! Come on.Copy !req
661. He's headed east
toward the main entrance!Copy !req
662. Hello, Charlie.Copy !req
663. - Hello, Principal Newman.Copy !req
664. Are Laura and Neil on their way?Copy !req
665. No, I volunteered to go solo.Copy !req
666. You look...Copy !req
667. You've lost weight. Feeling all right?Copy !req
668. I was until I got this phone call.Copy !req
669. Charlie, you promised
you weren't gonna do this again.Copy !req
670. What's the matter with you?
I'm gonna have to punish ya.Copy !req
671. I'll ground him for two months.Copy !req
672. - I thought you were on my side!
- I'll go one better.Copy !req
673. - You're suspended.
- But, Dad!Copy !req
674. I'm as upset about this as you,
but isn't there a punishmentCopy !req
675. that doesn't mean
takin' him out of school?Copy !req
676. - What did you have in mind?
- We could...Copy !req
677. Community service?Copy !req
678. Hah.Copy !req
679. That's not a bad idea.Copy !req
680. Okay, Charlie. I want you
to start by cleaning up this wall.Copy !req
681. I want everything off of there by tonight.Copy !req
682. And then clean off every mark
off every locker in this hallway.Copy !req
683. - Every one?
- Do as she says, Charlie.Copy !req
684. But I have homework, tests to study for.Copy !req
685. Not my problem.
I have a detention group on Saturday.Copy !req
686. So we will all get together
at the rec centerCopy !req
687. and scrape off graffiti at 8:00 a.m.Copy !req
688. - See you both there.
- You say both of us?Copy !req
689. No, I'm very busy.
I do a lot of other community service.Copy !req
690. That's good. You just got
yourself elected parent rep.Copy !req
691. And, Charlie,
we'll talk about the suspension.Copy !req
692. Curtis, what is he doing
in the naughty-and-nice center?Copy !req
693. - What's going on?
- I'm checking the naughty-nice list.Copy !req
694. - I'm checking it twice.
- I already told you!Copy !req
695. It's been checked. Don't worry.Copy !req
696. I do worry. There's a lot of mistakes.
I'll give you a big fat for instance!Copy !req
697. In Denmark, there's a guy
named Sven Halstrom right here.Copy !req
698. He's a Dane. He was wiping
his nose on his sister's shirt.Copy !req
699. Yuk! That's not very nice!
And yet, he's on the nice list.Copy !req
700. We try to cut most children
slack this time of year.Copy !req
701. I don't understand that!
Kids are misbehaving everywhere.Copy !req
702. They're running with scissors.
They're sticky.Copy !req
703. "I'm not gonna stop this car!"
"No, we're not there yet!"Copy !req
704. "Brush your teeth!"
"Pick up those clothes!"Copy !req
705. It goes on and on.Copy !req
706. But they're just kids!
Everybody misbehaves some time.Copy !req
707. But according to The Santa Handbook,Copy !req
708. naughty kids get lumps of coal
in their stockings. Right?Copy !req
709. We will make stockings.Copy !req
710. In my opinion, they should all
get coal in their stockings.Copy !req
711. - Don't you?
- No! That's not how it works!Copy !req
712. Get me the naughty-nice list.
Get me every list!Copy !req
713. Get me everything.Copy !req
714. Mr. O'Reilly, Mr. Leary.Copy !req
715. You in charge of the gangbangers?Copy !req
716. They're students, actually, and yes.Copy !req
717. Keep 'em away from the car. It's new.Copy !req
718. I don't need some delinquent
kids scratchin' it up.Copy !req
719. They're not delinquents.
And don't worry about your car.Copy !req
720. I'd worry about your legs
in those shorts.Copy !req
721. I thought only swimmers
shaved their legs!Copy !req
722. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
723. - Brought you coffee.
- Thank you.Copy !req
724. - So you have a nice-guy side.
- I'm a man of many sides.Copy !req
725. I'm a puzzle.
I'm a Rubik's Cube with pants.Copy !req
726. - A laugh! Actual laugh.Copy !req
727. - Dad, it doesn't come off.
- It's not supposed to come off.Copy !req
728. Hence, you've got to be careful
where you put it.Copy !req
729. Hence, tagging is serious.
Hence, your presence here.Copy !req
730. Don't say "hence" anymore, Dad.
It's really annoying.Copy !req
731. Nicely done!Copy !req
732. How do you do it? I have trouble
with one. You have hundreds.Copy !req
733. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
734. - I was really good this year.Copy !req
735. Is that so? Are you absolutely
sure about that, Pamela?Copy !req
736. I want a doll house
and a swimming pool.Copy !req
737. A swimming pool?Copy !req
738. I'm sorry. She insisted on talking to you.Copy !req
739. - It's not a problem.
- Okay.Copy !req
740. I'll tell you what. If you can
promise me you'll be good,Copy !req
741. I can guarantee
you'll have a great Christmas.Copy !req
742. - Okay! Yeah!
- Come on.Copy !req
743. Kids get so nutty this time of year.Copy !req
744. - Is she a neighbor?
- No.Copy !req
745. How did you know her name?Copy !req
746. The necklace, it said Pamela on it.Copy !req
747. Oh. I guess I missed that.
I'm gonna go check on this group.Copy !req
748. You cost me, Pamela.Copy !req
749. I just couldn't sleep
thinking about all those rules.Copy !req
750. Am I wrong? Am I right? Does it matter?Copy !req
751. Couldn't have been
the three gallons of cocoa I had!Copy !req
752. But you understand rules, don't you?
You're highly decorated.Copy !req
753. And look at that face. There you go.Copy !req
754. There's a face only a mom would like.Copy !req
755. I don't have a mom,
so I wouldn't know about that.Copy !req
756. Now, it's time for the big event.Copy !req
757. Guess what?Copy !req
758. Son, it's showtime!Copy !req
759. You're in the spotlight.
Get bigger with it.Copy !req
760. It's your big chance. I need a little help.Copy !req
761. I need a little muscle.
I need a little nudge.Copy !req
762. Let's call yourself the little nudge!Copy !req
763. This won't hurt, except
for the electric shock through you.Copy !req
764. See ya on the other side!Copy !req
765. - Oh. Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
766. It looks like you're going out.
Sorry. I should have called.Copy !req
767. No, it's okay. Come in.Copy !req
768. - You sure?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
769. - Is there a problem?
- No, no. I just...Copy !req
770. I wondered if...Copy !req
771. If you would...Copy !req
772. Do you want to go get some noodles?Copy !req
773. Or pie?Copy !req
774. But I don't want to
keep you from your date, so...Copy !req
775. Oh, it's not a date.
It's the faculty Christmas party.Copy !req
776. Oh.Copy !req
777. Is that your idea of a night on the town?Copy !req
778. Noodles and pie?Copy !req
779. - Yes. What would be your idea?
- Pizza and a movie.Copy !req
780. - Thick or thin crust?
- Thin.Copy !req
781. Good! Movie?Copy !req
782. Two for the Road.
Audrey Hepburn, Albert Finney.Copy !req
783. Movie's okay, but the car was the star.
'53 MG TD.Copy !req
784. Racing green, wire wheels. Beautiful.Copy !req
785. I'm impressed. That is a great car.
My favorite car.Copy !req
786. Didn't like driving 'em in the rain.Copy !req
787. You have to push it to start it.
Other than that, it's perfect.Copy !req
788. It's perfect, though.Copy !req
789. - I could drive you to your party.
- That would be great.Copy !req
790. Except for, eventually,
I'm going to have to get home.Copy !req
791. Well, I could pick you up.Copy !req
792. So you're going to drop me off,
then come back and pick me up?Copy !req
793. - Yeah.
- Why don't you just stay?Copy !req
794. - All right, I'll stay.
- I'll get my coat.Copy !req
795. So, Mr. Andretti, what are you driving?Copy !req
796. You know, I think you're gonna like it.Copy !req
797. Mind if I ask you something personal?Copy !req
798. Please.Copy !req
799. - You look really different.
- The weight.Copy !req
800. It's Indian teas and
it's a lot of salves and stuff. It's...Copy !req
801. - Do you want some cocoa?
- Yes.Copy !req
802. Cocoa. You have thought of everything.Copy !req
803. Well, this time of year, I really shine.Copy !req
804. Yeah, I can't wait till it's over, though.Copy !req
805. Streets are crowded,
the malls are jammed,Copy !req
806. people max out their credit cards...
It's noisy.Copy !req
807. When did you become such a cynic?Copy !req
808. Oh.Copy !req
809. I don't know.Copy !req
810. I used to love Christmas, too.Copy !req
811. It was the only day
that my parents didn't fight.Copy !req
812. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
813. They were at each other all the time.Copy !req
814. But on Christmas,
they tried to make the holiday special.Copy !req
815. My dad went through this charade
so I'd believe in Santa Claus.Copy !req
816. He put a cot by the fireplace
so Santa could take a nap...Copy !req
817. Like he has time to take a nap!Copy !req
818. Consider the amount of gifts
he would have to deliver.Copy !req
819. Why would he nap?
He would probably need some coffee.Copy !req
820. Yeah. And there was cocoa
and cookies.Copy !req
821. And carrots for the reindeer.Copy !req
822. That's a good gesture.
The reindeer love carrots.Copy !req
823. And the thought
is important to them, too.Copy !req
824. Yeah. And I'd wake up, and the cocoa
and cookies would be gone,Copy !req
825. and the cot would be mussed
and the carrots gnawed.Copy !req
826. They swallow them.
If they're fresh, they'll eat 'em like that.Copy !req
827. They love red bell peppers, too.Copy !req
828. You know the stories. If you read...Copy !req
829. And there would be incredible presents
under the tree.Copy !req
830. One year was a rocking horse,
and I named it Harvey.Copy !req
831. And the next year
was a little red wagon,Copy !req
832. which I made a lemonade stand,
which was great.Copy !req
833. And the last year was...Copy !req
834. It was just a Baby Doll.
She was pink and soft and beautiful.Copy !req
835. - Beautiful?
- Yes.Copy !req
836. I believed in Santa so much
I'd get in fights at schoolCopy !req
837. with kids who tried to tell me
that he didn't exist.Copy !req
838. And one day,
I came home with a bloody nose.Copy !req
839. That's when my parents
decided to tell me toCopy !req
840. grow up.Copy !req
841. I was devastated.Copy !req
842. Good, Carol! This is great
sleigh-riding conversation!Copy !req
843. - I'm a terrible sleigh-riding...
- It's fine conversation.Copy !req
844. A person just wants something
to believe in, you know?Copy !req
845. Yes, I know. Yes, I know.Copy !req
846. Okay, we have cocoa.Copy !req
847. We have a blanket.
We have a horse-drawn sleigh.Copy !req
848. The only thing that's...Copy !req
849. - What?Copy !req
850. - It's snowing.
- Oh.Copy !req
851. As if by magic.Copy !req
852. That's what I was gonna say,
that it should be snowing!Copy !req
853. It's been a blueCopy !req
854. HolidayCopy !req
855. Since you've been goneCopy !req
856. Oh, my darlingCopy !req
857. Won't youCopy !req
858. Hurry, hurry homeCopy !req
859. It's been a blueCopy !req
860. HolidayCopy !req
861. I owe you one.Copy !req
862. It's a great party.Copy !req
863. Look. That guy moved.Copy !req
864. - Would you excuse me?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
865. Could I have your attention?
Your attention, please!Copy !req
866. There we go. Hi. I'm Scott Calvin
and I just thought I'd step up here and...Copy !req
867. And say the word that
we've all been longing to hear.Copy !req
868. Fire!Copy !req
869. Okay. What I think, folks,
is that a lot of you have forgottenCopy !req
870. what the true spirit
of Christmas is all about.Copy !req
871. If you're not willing
to dance or laugh or flirtCopy !req
872. or risk the buffet,
I don't think we have much choice.Copy !req
873. So before the choir gets out here,
I say we rock this houseCopy !req
874. - with a secret Santa! Huh?
- Oh.Copy !req
875. Carol, happy, happy Christmas!Copy !req
876. I think they're just decorations
for the carolers.Copy !req
877. Ah.Copy !req
878. She's afraid these are decorations
for the caroling.Copy !req
879. I think Carol is right about the caroling!Copy !req
880. I'm talking about the packages that
are backstage.Copy !req
881. There aren't any packages backstage.Copy !req
882. Oh, there's none back there.Copy !req
883. So I was mistaken
when I saw this bag of gifts.Copy !req
884. Maybe I'm wrong, but it sure
looks like a bag of gifts.Copy !req
885. Oh, it's heavy like a bag of gifts.Copy !req
886. Look at this! What's in here?Copy !req
887. It's very heavy, very heavy.Copy !req
888. John Pierce.Copy !req
889. Doesn't your mom call you JJ?Copy !req
890. Merry Christmas, JJ.Copy !req
891. No way.Copy !req
892. This is Toss Across!Copy !req
893. I used to love this when I was a kid!Copy !req
894. But I never told anybody.Copy !req
895. Where did... Who did this?Copy !req
896. Grace Kim.Copy !req
897. Yes, there you are! Merry Christmas.Copy !req
898. - Thank you.
- Tom Astle.Copy !req
899. - Me! Sorry, Gordon.
- Hey!Copy !req
900. - Haven't changed a bit!
- Gee, thanks.Copy !req
901. - Lizzy Garcia.
- Here.Copy !req
902. - There. Merry Christmas.
- Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!Copy !req
903. Mint condition! This is incredible!Copy !req
904. The Holly Hobbie Oven!Copy !req
905. Come on up
and get the rest of your presents.Copy !req
906. - Marie?
- Here!Copy !req
907. There she is. Katie. Jerry.Copy !req
908. - Here!
- Cory. Cory?Copy !req
909. Here!Copy !req
910. Oh!Copy !req
911. - Carl, you need a net.
- Not me!Copy !req
912. This is great.Copy !req
913. Hey, party animal, you want to play?Copy !req
914. - I can't figure it out.
- It's beanbag tic-tac-toe.Copy !req
915. No, I mean the secret Santa thing.Copy !req
916. Someone tracked down
all those wonderful antique toys.Copy !req
917. Probably someone who knows
his way around eBay.Copy !req
918. - Yeah.
- Yep.Copy !req
919. It was you. I know it was you.Copy !req
920. I just can't figure out...
How did you do it?Copy !req
921. Sometimes you don't need
to know all the answers.Copy !req
922. Speaking of which...Copy !req
923. Even the principal
needs a Christmas gift.Copy !req
924. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
925. Come on, open it. Rip it open.Copy !req
926. Come on.
We're not gonna save the paper.Copy !req
927. It's Baby Doll.Copy !req
928. Come here.Copy !req
929. Did you call the office?
No.Copy !req
930. - Did they call you?
- It's not like that.Copy !req
931. - Did you investigate us?
- No, I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
932. Did you... I told you about
Baby Doll an hour ago and...Copy !req
933. Did you send someone to...Copy !req
934. - No.
- No.Copy !req
935. Well... I don't know how you did it.Copy !req
936. It's like some kind of magic.Copy !req
937. Yeah, sort of like some kind of magic.Copy !req
938. And pretty much the last that I have.Copy !req
939. What? Well, what... You know what?Copy !req
940. I don't want to know.Copy !req
941. What you did in there tonight
for everyone was wonderful.Copy !req
942. Thank you.Copy !req
943. I'm sorry.Copy !req
944. I shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
945. - Is that okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
946. Got this weird feeling
in the pit of my stomach.Copy !req
947. I'm...Copy !req
948. I'm not real good at this.Copy !req
949. Where did that come from?Copy !req
950. I don't know.Copy !req
951. Hi! Merry Christmas!Copy !req
952. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
953. Can I have your attention?Copy !req
954. Stop the work, please.
Everybody, stop the work.Copy !req
955. - Merry Christmas!Copy !req
956. That's nice. I have a little
announcement to make.Copy !req
957. From this moment forward,
we're not gonna make any more toys.Copy !req
958. The children of the world
don't deserve presents.Copy !req
959. They're running rampant
with naughtiness.Copy !req
960. This Christmas, we're gonna
give those greedy kidsCopy !req
961. exactly what they deserve.Copy !req
962. A beautiful, high-quality
yet low-sulfur variety of coal!Copy !req
963. Quiet!Copy !req
964. We have to focus,
all of us, on the goals ahead.Copy !req
965. And just to make sure
that that happens...Copy !req
966. Thank you, sweetie.Copy !req
967. I hate to blow my own horn.Copy !req
968. Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!Copy !req
969. Back! Back!Copy !req
970. I was up late, couldn't sleep.Copy !req
971. Milk wouldn't do it,
cocoa is a little sweet,Copy !req
972. so I decided to make
an army of toy soldiers.Copy !req
973. They don't have a good sense
of humor like me.Copy !req
974. I would do what they ask you.
Which is what I'm going to tell you!Copy !req
975. Don't listen to him!
This guy's not Santa!Copy !req
976. - He's not Santa?
He's a toy!Copy !req
977. He has a rubber face
and a plastic tushy!Copy !req
978. Trust me! Don't let him ruin Christmas!Copy !req
979. Thank you
for those kind words, Bernard!Copy !req
980. Well, now that we all
have an understanding,Copy !req
981. have a joyous and merry Christmas!Copy !req
982. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
983. Okay, ready? Go!Copy !req
984. This is what I call community service!Copy !req
985. Here she comes. Duck down!Copy !req
986. Hey!Copy !req
987. Attention you hooligans
behind that snowbank!Copy !req
988. You have snowballed the wrong house.Copy !req
989. Drop the snowballs,
kick them away from the snowsuitsCopy !req
990. and keep the mittens
where I can see them.Copy !req
991. Your dad is hanging
with Principal Newman?Copy !req
992. - Is he dating her?
- No.Copy !req
993. Go to your homes.
Pelt the ones you love.Copy !req
994. - And a merry Christmas!Copy !req
995. - That is really gross, man.
- Shut up.Copy !req
996. There are things about me
you should know. Personal things.Copy !req
997. We don't need to rush things, Scott.Copy !req
998. I think you need to know these things.Copy !req
999. Okay.Copy !req
1000. Remember the mistletoe,
how it just showed up?Copy !req
1001. - Yes.
- And the sleigh.Copy !req
1002. - How magical that was?
- Yes.Copy !req
1003. Secret Santa Claus?Copy !req
1004. - That was me.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1005. I'm not this size much.
I'm usually much bigger than this.Copy !req
1006. So am I sometimes.Copy !req
1007. I have a big white beard that's beautiful.Copy !req
1008. - I don't.
- I work a long way from home.Copy !req
1009. When I get back home,
I sleep for a long time.Copy !req
1010. See? Okay. It's not so bad so far.Copy !req
1011. You work far away from home
and you sleep a lot.Copy !req
1012. You've never been to prison
and you don't wear socks with sandals.Copy !req
1013. - Well...Copy !req
1014. I'm Santa Claus.Copy !req
1015. What?Copy !req
1016. The suit, the red suit's real.
The North Pole is a place.Copy !req
1017. There are elves. They make toys.
They're beautiful and it's real.Copy !req
1018. - I exist.
- That's not funny.Copy !req
1019. - It's magical.
- Cut it out.Copy !req
1020. I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
1021. I told you something personal
from my childhoodCopy !req
1022. and now you're making a joke
out of it and it's not funny. It hurts.Copy !req
1023. I know how hard this is to believe,
but connect the dots.Copy !req
1024. - Think what's happened.
- I know what's going on.Copy !req
1025. - Think about the little girl.
- You felt something for me.Copy !req
1026. Now you're acting like a mental patient
because you're scared.Copy !req
1027. - I deliver gifts in a sleigh.
- Incredible.Copy !req
1028. I go down chimneys with burning logs
and I still deliver gifts.Copy !req
1029. I'm not scared. That's not what this is.Copy !req
1030. If you're trying to push me away,
it's working.Copy !req
1031. Carol, don't make me leave.Copy !req
1032. Please.Copy !req
1033. How could you pick her?
I didn't.Copy !req
1034. You don't care anymore.Copy !req
1035. I care more about you than anybody.Copy !req
1036. But it's a two-way street.Copy !req
1037. - You won't confide in me.
- You want it? Here it is.Copy !req
1038. - What? Talk to me.
- I don't live a normal life.Copy !req
1039. - You live a great life here.
- Just listen to me!Copy !req
1040. My friends get to go around
saying, "My dad's a plumber."Copy !req
1041. "My dad's a pilot."My dad's a dentist."
You know what?Copy !req
1042. My dad is the best thing of all
and I can't tell anyone.Copy !req
1043. You have no idea how hard it is,
walking around with that secret.Copy !req
1044. And now you're going out
with Principal Newman!Copy !req
1045. And you don't even tell me about it.Copy !req
1046. My whole life has become
about secrets, and I hate it!Copy !req
1047. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1048. Forget about
Principal Newman, all right?Copy !req
1049. And forget about Santa. I'm done.Copy !req
1050. My time's up.Copy !req
1051. Who cares anymore?Copy !req
1052. - Hi, Charlie.
- Hi, Lucy.Copy !req
1053. - What are you doing?
- Just shoveling.Copy !req
1054. Oh.Copy !req
1055. Charlie, is Uncle Scott Santa Claus?Copy !req
1056. No. Why would you think that?Copy !req
1057. I don't know.Copy !req
1058. - How come Uncle Scott was sad?
- What makes you think that?Copy !req
1059. I asked him to stick a straw in his nose
and blow bubbles in his milk.Copy !req
1060. - And he said no.
- Whatever.Copy !req
1061. - Can you talk to him?
- I don't think so, Lucy.Copy !req
1062. - Did you have a fight?
- Sort of.Copy !req
1063. - Are you gonna make up?
- I don't know!Copy !req
1064. - Are you gonna be mad forever?
- Lucy!Copy !req
1065. - What?
- These are hard questions.Copy !req
1066. No, they're not. They're easy.Copy !req
1067. And you can't be mad
at him forever, Charlie.Copy !req
1068. He's your daddy and you love him.Copy !req
1069. Dashing through the snowCopy !req
1070. In a strip-mining machineCopy !req
1071. Flatten the hills we goCopy !req
1072. Come on!Copy !req
1073. Put a smile on that face, little troll!Copy !req
1074. Wait a minute. I got a joke.
This'll cheer you up.Copy !req
1075. - Knock, knock!
- Who's there?Copy !req
1076. - Aren't you?
- Aren't you who?Copy !req
1077. Aren't you supposed to
get back to work?Copy !req
1078. All of ya! You little idiots! Back to work!Copy !req
1079. Got any twos?Copy !req
1080. Hmm.Copy !req
1081. Go fish.Copy !req
1082. - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1083. - Whoa!Copy !req
1084. - What was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1085. - Want some more hot chocolate?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1086. Okay.Copy !req
1087. - Would you get that, honey?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1088. Is Scott here?Copy !req
1089. Who are you?Copy !req
1090. Curtis, a friend from Buffalo.Copy !req
1091. - Are you an elf?
- Of course not!Copy !req
1092. Why would you ask
such a silly question?Copy !req
1093. How come you have pointy ears?Copy !req
1094. It's because I never ate
my green vegetables.Copy !req
1095. Do you eat your green vegetables?Copy !req
1096. Uncle Scott!Copy !req
1097. Yeah, I'm right here. What's wrong?Copy !req
1098. Oh! Curtis! What are you doin' here?Copy !req
1099. There's a little trouble at the plant.Copy !req
1100. It's okay. Curtis is a very old friend.Copy !req
1101. We have a large firm.
We work together in...Copy !req
1102. - Buffalo.
- Buffalo?Copy !req
1103. We work together in Buffalo.
So, we're gonna talk business.Copy !req
1104. - What business?
- It's none of your business.Copy !req
1105. Soon, I'm gonna be seven.
And then I can know things.Copy !req
1106. - Good night, Curtis.
- Good night, Lucy.Copy !req
1107. Good night, Lucy.Copy !req
1108. - What's up?
- Toy Santa's out of control.Copy !req
1109. He's locked up the elves,
shut down the workshop,Copy !req
1110. he thinks everybody's naughty
and he's gonna give everyone coal!Copy !req
1111. - Why didn't Bernard tell me?
- He's under house arrest.Copy !req
1112. Bernard?Copy !req
1113. Fly back with me to the North Pole
to save Christmas!Copy !req
1114. I can't. I have no magic left.
I'm out of magic. Look.Copy !req
1115. - I thought you had Comet.
- Yeah, we...Copy !req
1116. Yes! Come on!Copy !req
1117. Hey, Comet. We just...Copy !req
1118. Comet?Copy !req
1119. Look at me.Copy !req
1120. Comet.Copy !req
1121. What are ya doin'?Copy !req
1122. Eating sugar is bad for you.Copy !req
1123. What do you mean, you didn't eat this?Copy !req
1124. Who did?Copy !req
1125. A squirrel?Copy !req
1126. Get this. You gotta fly both
of us back to the North Pole.Copy !req
1127. Yeah, tonight.Copy !req
1128. Okay. I'll help you up.Copy !req
1129. All right? Ready?
You've got to help me a little here.Copy !req
1130. Pull.Copy !req
1131. Good. Okay, we almost got it.Copy !req
1132. That's okay.Copy !req
1133. Okay, now, help me.
Can ya move anything?Copy !req
1134. Fire in the hole! Get away!Copy !req
1135. - Whoa!Copy !req
1136. Eat some roughage, will you?Copy !req
1137. - Oh. What about the jet pack?
- It burned up on reentry.Copy !req
1138. What am I supposed to do?
Grow wings?Copy !req
1139. I hope he doesn't have
too many stops to make tonight.Copy !req
1140. You and me both, pal.
Okay. Let's just get it over with.Copy !req
1141. Okay.Copy !req
1142. One, two,Copy !req
1143. three!Copy !req
1144. - What's going on down there?
- Are you sure about this?Copy !req
1145. What? The old toaster trick?Copy !req
1146. When we were kids, we used to do
this to get a little extra cash.Copy !req
1147. - Works every time!
- I can't watch this.Copy !req
1148. - You ready, buddy?
- All right. Let her rip.Copy !req
1149. One,Copy !req
1150. two,Copy !req
1151. three!Copy !req
1152. Ow!Copy !req
1153. Oh, Scott!Copy !req
1154. - Scott, are you all right?
- Mom!Copy !req
1155. - Yes?
- I lost another tooth.Copy !req
1156. Should I put it under my pillow?Copy !req
1157. Yes!Copy !req
1158. By cuspids!Copy !req
1159. This way. Come on.Copy !req
1160. Curtis, get the door.
It's a Tooth Fairy ambush.Copy !req
1161. What do you people want?
I only carry $20 in change.Copy !req
1162. Tooth Fairy, it's me, Santa.Copy !req
1163. I've lost the weight
and the beard, but it's me.Copy !req
1164. I know Santa. Santa is a friend.
And you, sir, are no Santa.Copy !req
1165. I am too.Copy !req
1166. How did I know I could capture you
by holdin' on to a wing?Copy !req
1167. You wanted to change your name
to Captain Floss or Plaque Man.Copy !req
1168. Or, as I recall, Roy.Copy !req
1169. And it was Santa's idea
to call you the Molarnator.Copy !req
1170. - Who's the kid?
- One of my elves. He's an elf.Copy !req
1171. Ow.Copy !req
1172. Santa!Copy !req
1173. The Molarnator at your service!Copy !req
1174. - A little altitude, please!
- What?Copy !req
1175. Could you possibly fly
a little higher? Ow!Copy !req
1176. - What?
- Ow!Copy !req
1177. - Never mind!Copy !req
1178. Principal Newman?Copy !req
1179. What is it, Charlie?Copy !req
1180. You keep asking me
if there's something bothering me.Copy !req
1181. Well, there is. I...Copy !req
1182. I couldn't talk about it before, but...Copy !req
1183. I want to talk about it now.Copy !req
1184. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
1185. - My dad is Santa.
- Oh, please. Not you too.Copy !req
1186. Hold on.Copy !req
1187. If you have no feelings
for my dad, then fine.Copy !req
1188. But if the only reason
for not being with him isCopy !req
1189. that you don't believe in him,
you're making a big mistake.Copy !req
1190. Oh, Charlie.Copy !req
1191. Here.Copy !req
1192. I want you to take this.
Look into this andCopy !req
1193. try to remember what it was like
when you were littleCopy !req
1194. and you still believed in Christmas.Copy !req
1195. Seeing isn't believing.
Believing is seeing.Copy !req
1196. You haven't seen anything yet!Copy !req
1197. - Curtis?
- What?Copy !req
1198. Ow!Copy !req
1199. - What do I do?
- Slow down.Copy !req
1200. Okay.Copy !req
1201. Piece of cake. Attaboy. There you go.Copy !req
1202. Why can't you fly higher?Copy !req
1203. Tooth Fairy, I want to thank you.
I'll never forget this.Copy !req
1204. I wish I could do more, but I gotta go.Copy !req
1205. Denver just started
a new peewee hockey league.Copy !req
1206. Before you go,
I want you to know that nobody,Copy !req
1207. nobody was braver
than you were today.Copy !req
1208. You should be proud of your wings.Copy !req
1209. - They're not too girly?
- Not on you.Copy !req
1210. Wouldn't it be easier
to go through the workshop?Copy !req
1211. No. That way Santa and
his soldiers would be expecting us.Copy !req
1212. Sound military strategy involves
taking your enemy by surprise.Copy !req
1213. It's good strategy.Copy !req
1214. Sometimes being a despot
is a tough business.Copy !req
1215. Come on.Copy !req
1216. It's Scott, isn't it?Copy !req
1217. Yeah. What are you supposed to be?Copy !req
1218. A better, stronger version
of what you used to be,Copy !req
1219. with a flawless complexion, I might add.Copy !req
1220. - Look, it just glistens.
- Listen to me. I'm back now.Copy !req
1221. So untie us. Let the elves go
and give me back the coat.Copy !req
1222. No can do! It's Christmas Eve!
I have coal to deliver!Copy !req
1223. And I don't want
those naughty kids to suffer!Copy !req
1224. Boys! One, two, three!Copy !req
1225. And one, two! Try to keep up!
Let's go. Move it on!Copy !req
1226. Try to... This is just too tight.Copy !req
1227. This is all my fault.Copy !req
1228. I thought I could create another Santa.Copy !req
1229. My elfin pride blinded me to all reason.Copy !req
1230. There's only one Santa.Copy !req
1231. Well, I've done a pretty rotten job.Copy !req
1232. I didn't check the list twice.Copy !req
1233. My kid thinks I betrayed him.Copy !req
1234. I hurt the woman I love.Copy !req
1235. I ruined Christmas.Copy !req
1236. Charlie!Copy !req
1237. How'd you get up here?Copy !req
1238. Scott!Copy !req
1239. I got to fly in with the Tooth Fairy.Copy !req
1240. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1241. Brush between meals
and don't forget the floss.Copy !req
1242. And if anybody cares, I'm exhausted.Copy !req
1243. And she has a beautiful smile.Copy !req
1244. - Thank you for everything.
- No. Thank you.Copy !req
1245. I am...
The Molarnator!Copy !req
1246. Whoo!Copy !req
1247. Come on!Copy !req
1248. Hyah!Copy !req
1249. Get out of the way!Copy !req
1250. What are you doing?Copy !req
1251. - You gotta save Christmas.
- How am I supposed to save...Copy !req
1252. - No, no, no.
- Please. Don't worry.Copy !req
1253. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1254. Slow down.Copy !req
1255. Stay.Copy !req
1256. - Oh!Copy !req
1257. Oh, Chet...Copy !req
1258. Ouch! Ow! Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
1259. Thanks. Excuse me, pork chop.Copy !req
1260. Okay. Chet, this is it.
You ready to rock and roll?Copy !req
1261. - Chet?
- Yeah. He's still in training.Copy !req
1262. - Has he had much flight time?
- About a minute and a half.Copy !req
1263. - He's had a lot of crash time!
- Curtis!Copy !req
1264. - He's just a baby.
- All right.Copy !req
1265. Let's see what this baby can do.Copy !req
1266. - Oh, boy.Copy !req
1267. Ready to go, buddy?
You know what we gotta do.Copy !req
1268. Hyah!Copy !req
1269. Chet! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chet, Chet.Copy !req
1270. You gotta focus, Chet.Copy !req
1271. Okay, everybody! Outside, now!Copy !req
1272. Almost there, boys. Let's go!Copy !req
1273. - Chet, whoa!Copy !req
1274. Snowballs, on three!Copy !req
1275. One!Copy !req
1276. Two!Copy !req
1277. Three!Copy !req
1278. Okay, elves!Copy !req
1279. Let's get 'em!Copy !req
1280. Not so far!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1281. - Chet!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1282. Back for more action, eh, Scooter?Copy !req
1283. Chet, Chet!Copy !req
1284. Cut the chitchat, Chet!Copy !req
1285. Why is this such a problem? Come on!Copy !req
1286. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
1287. - Go, go!
- Hyah, boy! Come on!Copy !req
1288. Faster!Copy !req
1289. The lead. The one in the front, Chet!Copy !req
1290. Leave my reindeer alone!Copy !req
1291. - Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
1292. Come on! We got to get them
before they get out the hole.Copy !req
1293. Stay away from my lead reindeer!Copy !req
1294. - Whoo!Copy !req
1295. Holy Hannah, he's an action hero!Copy !req
1296. Hyah!Copy !req
1297. What are you doin' up there?
I can't see where I'm driving.Copy !req
1298. You are a sad, strange little man.Copy !req
1299. Whoa.Copy !req
1300. You're gonna fall, I hope!Copy !req
1301. That's a good way to lose an eye!Copy !req
1302. Look out! You're scaring me!Copy !req
1303. Can I help you?Copy !req
1304. Honey, I'm home!Copy !req
1305. Loser!Copy !req
1306. Hey, I'm supposed to wear this coat!
How about a little elbow?Copy !req
1307. There you are. That's gotta feel good.Copy !req
1308. You want the shoe?
Take it off. Go ahead. Go on!Copy !req
1309. Huh?Copy !req
1310. What are we gonna do now,
smarty-pants?Copy !req
1311. Watch out! The building! Left, left!Copy !req
1312. Oh, well. The town'll break the fall.Copy !req
1313. Look out!Copy !req
1314. Yo, Tony! Hey, Brian, stop me!Copy !req
1315. Get off of me! Now remember,
rules are very, very important!Copy !req
1316. I want hot chocolate.Copy !req
1317. Hey, guys, back up.
I've got a special place for him.Copy !req
1318. You idiot! Wait a minute,
something's shocking me.Copy !req
1319. - You were great.
- Sounds like you were, too.Copy !req
1320. - We've got 10 minutes.
- Where is Carol?Copy !req
1321. - Carol! Are you all right?
- Yes!Copy !req
1322. - Where are you going?
- I gotta deliver gifts.Copy !req
1323. Aren't you forgetting something?Copy !req
1324. - No.
- You gotta get married.Copy !req
1325. Excuse me?Copy !req
1326. Carol, I...Copy !req
1327. I cannot continue being Santa
unless I find a Mrs. Claus.Copy !req
1328. Oh.Copy !req
1329. So that's what the whole
noodles and pie thing...Copy !req
1330. - You just needed a wife.
- No.Copy !req
1331. No?Copy !req
1332. - Yes.
- Yes?Copy !req
1333. Yes, I was looking for a wife.Copy !req
1334. No, I didn't figure on falling in love.Copy !req
1335. You love me?Copy !req
1336. - This is all happening so fast.
- Well, there's no pressure.Copy !req
1337. Good.Copy !req
1338. I mean, if I don't get married,
I just won't deliver the gifts,Copy !req
1339. and children everywhere
will stop believing,Copy !req
1340. the elves will lose their jobs,
the North Pole will disappearCopy !req
1341. and Christmas will be gone.Copy !req
1342. - Get down on one knee.
- Hmm?Copy !req
1343. Do it. Now.Copy !req
1344. Say "Carol."Copy !req
1345. - Carol.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1346. Yeah?Copy !req
1347. You say this is happening all so fast.Copy !req
1348. But you've known me your whole life.Copy !req
1349. When you were little and alone...Copy !req
1350. Santa...
- I can take it from here.Copy !req
1351. Santa was always there for you.Copy !req
1352. And I will be, as long as you
continue to believe in me.Copy !req
1353. I know I'm asking you
to leave everything at home,Copy !req
1354. but I can guarantee you
that this is worth it.Copy !req
1355. This place...Copy !req
1356. This place is all about magicCopy !req
1357. and love and wonder.Copy !req
1358. And occasionally a thin-crust pizzaCopy !req
1359. and a movie and a long winter night.Copy !req
1360. Is there a school here?Copy !req
1361. Yeah, we have one, a school,
but the elves need a new principal.Copy !req
1362. 'Cause as of late, some of the elves
have been acting a bit impish.Copy !req
1363. Carol,Copy !req
1364. - I love you.
- You do?Copy !req
1365. Would you be my wife?Copy !req
1366. I will.Copy !req
1367. Thank you.
I've got it from here.Copy !req
1368. I will.Copy !req
1369. By the powers vested in me by me,Copy !req
1370. I now pronounce you SantaCopy !req
1371. and Mrs. Claus.Copy !req
1372. Well, go on now. Kiss her!Copy !req
1373. Aw!Copy !req
1374. - Dad, we gotta go.
- Walk me to my sleigh.Copy !req
1375. We gotta go! When we get back,
we start making some more toys.Copy !req
1376. All right. Well, Mrs. Claus,
you might want to get some rest.Copy !req
1377. You see, tomorrow begins
vacation season for me,Copy !req
1378. which means a three-month
honeymoon for us.Copy !req
1379. Nothing tropical.
You do not want to see this in a Speedo.Copy !req
1380. Don't be home too late.Copy !req
1381. And so it begins.Copy !req
1382. Boys, we've got some toys to deliver!Copy !req
1383. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
1384. Lucy?Copy !req
1385. What, Charlie?Copy !req
1386. Come downstairs.
I want you to see something.Copy !req
1387. Lucy.Copy !req
1388. Watch this.Copy !req
1389. Uncle Scott?Copy !req
1390. - Do you have any twos?
- Go fish!Copy !req
1391. You are Santa!
I knew it was you all along.Copy !req
1392. - And you were right.
- Uncle Scott,Copy !req
1393. you look all rosy.
Are you feeling better?Copy !req
1394. I'm feeling much, much better.Copy !req
1395. Is there anything else
I should know about?Copy !req
1396. I don't know. But Charlie has
something he wants to tell you.Copy !req
1397. Okay.Copy !req
1398. You know, I was exactly your age
when I found out my dad was Santa.Copy !req
1399. - But I couldn't tell anybody.
- I can't tell anybody either?Copy !req
1400. No. But knowing it isn't a burden.Copy !req
1401. It's a gift.Copy !req
1402. Most kids stop believing in Santa
when they grow up.Copy !req
1403. But I get to believe in him forever.Copy !req
1404. I love you, Charlie. Thank you.Copy !req
1405. But do we still get toys?Copy !req
1406. If you ever get to bed
and go to sleep like the other kids.Copy !req
1407. Okay.Copy !req
1408. - Merry Christmas, Lucy.
- Merry Christmas, Santa.Copy !req
1409. Sport, I gotta fly.Copy !req
1410. - Easy, boys, easy.Copy !req
1411. You're gettin' it, Chet.Copy !req
1412. Look, Charlie!Copy !req
1413. Merry Christmas, Comet!Copy !req
1414. All right, boys!Copy !req
1415. Hyah! Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
1416. - Hyah!Copy !req
1417. Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a good night!Copy !req
1418. Nothin' wrong with a straight line, Chet.Copy !req
1419. - Chet! Chet!Copy !req
1420. Everybody loves ChristmasCopy !req
1421. Everybody has funCopy !req
1422. That time of the year
That holiday cheerCopy !req
1423. A good time for everyoneCopy !req
1424. Everybody loves ChristmasCopy !req
1425. Oh, count the waysCopy !req
1426. You know it's almost hereCopy !req
1427. Oh, Christmas DayCopy !req
1428. Christmas DayCopy !req
1429. Hey!Copy !req
1430. What the heck are we doin' out here?Copy !req
1431. Look, if we're gonna dance,Copy !req
1432. dance like this. All of us!Copy !req
1433. Everybody, you idiots!Copy !req
1434. Hey, lady!Copy !req
1435. Watch this!Copy !req
1436. Ever seen a toy do this?Copy !req
1437. Where you going? Whoo!Copy !req