1. There is one all-time greatest
moment in the history of sports,
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the 1932 World Series.
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3. The story goes that in the bottom
of the ninth inning with two outs
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4. a full count and
the tying run on base,
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5. Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed
to the center field bleachers.
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6. No one believed it, because
nobody had ever done it before.
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7. But The Babe was
calling his shot.
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8. On the next pitch,
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9. the Great Bambino hit a
towering 400-foot home run.
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10. And even although he'd
been a hero before that,
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11. that's pretty much
how he became a legend.
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12. Thirty years later, a kid named
Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez
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13. became a neighborhood legend.
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14. It was in the greatest
summer of my life,
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15. when he taught me
to play baseball
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16. and he became
my best friend.
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17. And he got me out of the
biggest pickle I'd ever be in.
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18. It's finger, pop,
DolOpin' time
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19. Finger poppin',
DolOpin' time
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20. I feel so good
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21. And that's a real good sign
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22. Here comes Mary
and here comes Sue
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23. Here comes Johnny
and Bobby, too
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24. It's finger, pop,
DolOpin' time
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25. I feel so good
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26. And that's a real good sign
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27. Go! Go! Go!
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28. Hey now
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29. Hey now
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30. Hey now
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31. I feel so good
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32. And that's a real good sign
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33. Hey now
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34. Hey now
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35. Hey now
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36. Hey now, hey now
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37. Hey now
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38. Come over at 9:00.
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39. All right.
See you later.
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40. I moved to the neighborhood two
weeks before school let out.
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41. It was the same summer
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42. that Dodger Maury Wills would
break the stolen bases record.
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43. So with something
that incredible going on,
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44. it should've started off
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45. with loads of great things
happening for me.
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46. But it didn't.
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47. I was from another state,
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48. and I didn't have a single
friend in a thousand miles.
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49. It was a lousy way
to end up in the fifth grade
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50. 'cause I had zip time to
make friends before summer.
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51. And that's about
where it all started.
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52. My real dad died when I
was just a little kid.
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53. My mom had married Bill about a
year before we moved to the Valley.
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54. At the time, he and I were still
getting used to each other.
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55. Yeah.
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56. Um, Dad?
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57. Mm-hmm?
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58. I mean Bill.
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59. Remember you promised you'd
teach me to play catch?
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60. Mm-hmm.
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61. Um...
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62. Well, could you teach me?
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63. Yeah. Sure.
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64. Okay.
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65. Okay?
Thanks.
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66. Sorry.
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67. I 'd followed them
to the sandlot once after school.
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68. I'd never seen
any place like it.
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69. It was like their own little
baseball kingdom or something.
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70. It was the greatest place
I'd ever seen anyway.
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71. Bertram.
But they were good,
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72. real good.
Come on, Bertram!
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73. And all I had was a plastic toy
mitt that my grandmother gave me
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74. for my birthday
when I was six.
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75. But when I finally
got up enough guts
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76. to go out there and
try and make friends
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77. I found out that they never kept
score, they never chose sides,
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78. they never even really
stopped playing the game.
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79. It just went on forever.
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80. Every day they picked up where
they left off the day before.
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81. It was like
an endless dream game.
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82. Come on! Come on!
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83. There was only eight of them, so
they didn't have a whole team.
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84. So even though I didn't
know how to play,
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85. I figured I could be
the ninth man
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86. and maybe just stand in the outfield
somewhere and take up space.
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87. Squints!
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88. Of course, if I'd have known
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89. what was gonna happen
when I got there...
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90. ' Qot it!
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91. I probably
never would've gone.
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92. Nice catch.
Yeah.
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93. Come on!
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94. Come on, Benny,
hit a homer!
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95. Come on!
Hey, batter, batter, batter!
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96. Whoa!
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97. Watch out!
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98. Okay, I'll get it!
Get it.
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99. Don't be a goofus. Don't be a goofus!
Don't be a goofus!
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100. Throw the ball back!
Come on!
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101. Yeah, hurry UP!
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102. We are waiting!
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103. Come on! Throw it!
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104. Come on, toss me the ball!
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105. Come on!
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106. Come on!
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107. Oh, my God!
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108. My life's over.
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109. Did you see that hand?
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110. If it wasn't for Benny
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111. I never would've made
a single friend that summer
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112. 'cause all the rest of those
guys thought I was a lost cause.
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113. Even before we became friends
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114. Benny and me were connected.
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115. Connected for the one
moment later that summer
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116. when I'd get us all
into the biggest pickle
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117. any of us had ever seen.
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118. Night, hon.
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119. Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.
It was an accident.
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120. Scotty, have you
made any friends yet?
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121. No.
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122. Why not, honey?
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123. 'Cause I'm still new.
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124. I don't want you sitting
around in here all summer
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125. fiddling With this stuff
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126. like you did last summer
and the one before.
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127. I know you're smart,
and I'm proud of you.
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128. I want you to get out into the
fresh air and make some friends.
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129. Run around, scrape
your knees, get dirty.
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130. Climb trees, hop fences.
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131. Get into trouble,
for crying out loud.
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132. Not too much, but some.
You have my permission.
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133. How many mothers
do you know
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134. who say something like
that to their sons?
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135. Well, none mothers,
I guess.
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136. Honey, I want you to make some
friends this summer. Lots of them.
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137. Yeah, I know.
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138. But I'm not good
at anything, Mom.
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139. Face it, I'm just an egghead.
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140. Honey, you'll always be just an
egghead with an attitude like that.
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141. Well?
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142. Well?
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143. He's too busy, Mom.
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144. No, honey, he's not.
He has some time.
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145. You go on back out
there and ask him.
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146. Uh, Bill, uh...
Yeah?
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147. I mean, Dad, uh, can we...
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148. I mean, could you, like you
said, teach me to play catch?
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149. Yeah. Sure.
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150. But I gotta get
this done, okay?
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151. Okay, thanks.
All right.
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152. Bill?
Yeah?
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153. Uh, couldn't you take a
break and teach him now?
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154. Mom, it's okay, really.
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155. Honey
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156. I said I would, and I will,
but I'm under the gun here.
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157. How long could it take?
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158. Can't you spare half an hour
and show him now?
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159. Mom, really, it's okay.
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160. All right.
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161. Okay. I'll get my glove.
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162. See? I told you.
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163. Oh, great.
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164. All right, Scotty, get down
to that end of the yard.
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165. Okay.
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166. Now, the key to this game is
keeping your eye on the ball.
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167. No matter whether you're
in the field or at bat,
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168. eye on the ball, okay?
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169. All right.
Uh, yeah. I think so.
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170. Where the ball goes, your
glove should go. Got it?
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171. Okay.
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172. Okay. All right.
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173. Darn. Sorry.
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174. It's all right. All right.
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176. Okay.
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177. Okay, I'm ready.
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178. Eye on the ball, okay?
Got it?
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179. Okay.
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180. If the ball moves,
move your glove. Got it?
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181. Yeah.
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182. All right. Here we go.
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183. Okay.
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184. You just need a bigger glove.
Throw it back to me this time.
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185. Throw it back.
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186. Okay. Scotty,
keep your eye on the ball.
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188. Okay.
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189. OW! Oh, my eye!
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190. Ow! Ow! Oh!
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191. Ow! Ow!
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192. What happened?
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193. My eye-
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194. Honey, get some ice. Ice.
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195. No, I got it.
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196. Here you go.
Those were for dinner.
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197. Oh!
Just hold it up there.
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198. Nice and hard.
Press it against... Yeah.
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199. I just took my eye
off the ball, Mom.
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200. Yeah, but you caught it.
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201. Just keep that on for,
like, an hour.
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202. It'll still be black,
but it won't swell.
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203. Sorry.
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204. Gotta watch out
for that curve.
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205. Hey.
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206. I'm gonna play some ball. We
need an extra guy. You wanna go?
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207. No. Thanks.
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208. Why not?
Don't you like baseball?
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209. Oh, yeah, but...
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210. But what?
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211. But my glove, it's busted.
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212. Uh, see? Now I can't go.
Thanks, though.
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213. It's okay.
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214. I got an extra one.
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215. Come on. Let's go.
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216. Mom, I'm gonna go
play some ball!
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217. I'll be back
in a little while.
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218. Come on. Let's go.
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219. And I'm Babe Ruth.
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220. Listen. Ready?
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221. Check this out.
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222. I'm the
Great Bambino.
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223. What?
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224. I'm the Great Bambino.
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225. What?
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226. I'm the Great Bambino.
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227. Oh!
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228. Who's that?
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229. What?
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230. I had no idea
who they were talking about.
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231. What did he say?
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232. What, were you born
in a barn, man?
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233. Yeah, what planet
are you from?
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234. But there was
no way I could let them know.
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235. You never heard of
the Sultan of Swat?
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237. The Colossus of Clout?
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238. The Colossus of Clout!
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239. The King of Crash, man.
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240. So I lied.
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241. Oh, yeah, the Great Bambino.
Of course.
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242. I thought you said,
"the Great Bambi."
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243. That wimpy deer?
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244. Yeah. I guess. Sorry.
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245. Anyway, Scott, that's
Timmy and Tommy Timmons.
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246. Mike "Squints" Palledorous.
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247. Alan McClennan.
We call him Yeah-Yeah.
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248. Bertram Grover Weeks.
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249. Kenny DeNunez
and Hamilton Porter.
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250. We call him Ham.
Guys, this is Scott Smalls.
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251. Hi.
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252. Yeah, um, well, he's gonna play
with us 'cause he makes nine.
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253. Now we've got a whole team. We're wasting time.
Let's go to the sandlot.
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254. 9:00 in the morning.
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255. 9200.
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256. Why'd you
bring him, Benny?
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257. 'Cause there's eight of us,
and he makes nine.
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258. Yeah, yeah, so would my sister,
but I didn't bring her.
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259. With nine guys we've got
a whole team, Yeah-Yeah.
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260. No. With Elswenger
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261. Elswenger could catch.
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262. And throw.
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263. Come on, Benny, man.
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264. You saw the way he threw.
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265. Yeah.
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266. You already fill up
all the empty positions
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267. since Elswenger
moved to Arizona.
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268. Right. And now I get to rotate
eight positions instead of seven.
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269. I need the practice, guys.
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270. You're the best on the team.
You don't need any practice.
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271. No, you don't.
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272. You're the best, man.
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273. Come on, Benny, man.
The kid is
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274. a L-7 weenie.
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275. Yeah, yeah. Oscar Mayer even.
Foot-long!
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276. Dodger dog! A weenie!
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277. What are you laughing at, Yeah-Yeah?
You run like a duck.
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but I'm... I'm...
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279. Part of the game, right?
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280. Mmm, yeah.
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281. Now, how come
he don't get to be?
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282. 'Cause he's a geek, man.
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283. He can't catch.
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284. Man, base up, you blockheads.
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285. Smalls, you take
left center, okay?
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286. Okay. Um,
where exactly is that?
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287. It's over there, man.
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288. Here?
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289. That's left.
I said left center.
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290. Okay. Right.
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291. Here?
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292. Come on, Benny, man.
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293. He's never gonna catch the ball anyway.
Let's just play.
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294. What a jerk.
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295. Yeah-Yeah, get two.
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296. Come on!
Throw it in here, Bertram!
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297. Nice.
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298. Wow!
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299. Good job!
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300. Hey, Smalls,
throw it to second.
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301. Okay.
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302. Come on, Benny.
He's never gonna catch it.
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303. He's not gonna catch it.
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304. Oh! I told you, Benny.
We told you.
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305. Come on, Benny.
Why'd you do that?
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306. A square, Benny.
The kid's a square.
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307. Come on. Throw it in.
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308. What the hell's he doing?
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309. I don't believe this.
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310. Here. Sorry. Sorry.
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311. You can throw it,
you know.
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312. No.
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313. I can't.
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314. I don't know how.
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315. Thanks for taking me here,
but I think I'd better go.
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316. Hey, hey.
You think too much.
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317. I bet you get straight A's
and shit, huh?
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318. No, I got a "B" once.
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319. Actually an A-minus. But
it should've been a
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320. Man, this is baseball.
You gotta stop thinking.
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321. You just have fun.
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322. I mean,
if you were having fun,
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323. you would've
caught that ball.
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324. You ever have
a paper route?
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325. I helped a guy once.
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326. Okay. Well, chuck it like
you would throw a paper.
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327. When your arm gets here,
just let go.
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328. Just let go.
It's that easy.
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329. How do I catch it?
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330. Just stand there and stick
your glove out in the air.
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331. I'll take care of it.
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332. About time, Benny. My clothes
are going out of style.
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333. They already are, Squints.
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334. Shut up!
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335. I told you, Benny.
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336. Smalls, throw it to second.
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337. Okay.
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338. Not again.
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339. We're wasting time, Benny.
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340. Please catch it.
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341. Please catch it.
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342. Please catch it.
Please catch it.
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343. Yeah!
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344. All right!
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345. He's all right.
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346. I told you so, man.
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347. Okay.
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348. Let's play some ball.
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349. Yeah, let's play some ball.
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350. All right.
I knew it all the time.
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351. Yeah!
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352. I'll show you some
more tomorrow, okay?
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353. Okay. Bye.
You did good.
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354. See you later, Ham.
8:00 tomorrow.
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355. 8:00, Benny? Yeah. See
you later, Smalls.
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356. Bye. See you tomorrow.
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357. Benny, wait!
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358. Your glove.
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360. Thanks!
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361. Oh, yeah. Hey, Smalls.
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362. Um, bring a T-shirt
and jeans tomorrow, okay?
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363. Oh, um, you got a fireplace?
Oh, yeah.
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364. Yeah, why?
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365. Throw that hat
in there, man.
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366. Oh, yeah. You know,
it was the only one I had.
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367. Not anymore.
Wear my old hat.
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368. 8:00 tomorrow morning.
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369. Thanks, Benny.
Great. 8:00.
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370. Mom, guess what?
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371. Hamilton "The Babe" Porter.
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372. "Long-ball" Porter.
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373. Come on, DeNunez.
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374. Yeah, okay.
Yes, I see it. Yes.
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375. Whoa!
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376. You call that pitching?
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377. This is baseball,
not tennis.
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378. Give him a tennis racket.
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379. Give me something to hit.
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380. All right, Ham.
This is my heater.
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381. I dare you to hit it.
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383. You want the heater,
I'll give it to you.
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Maybe then he'll hit it.
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385. Oh, man!
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386. Yeah! That's how you do it.
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387. Ham, you idiot.
Now we can't play no more.
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388. Great, you idiot!
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389. Hit me with the heater.
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390. Stupid idiot!
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391. Low and outside.
Just like I like it.
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392. I'm gonna hit you!
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393. Wait a sec. I'll get it.
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394. 1932 called shot
World Series by The Babe.
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397. No!
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398. Smalls, come back!
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399. Hey, guys, I'll get it!
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400. Smalls!
Smalls!
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404. Smalls!
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Guys, I gotta get the ball!
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407. Get off of me! Now!
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408. You're gonna get
yourself killed!
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409. Killed, man, jeez!
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410. Stop!
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411. Holy crap,
you could've been killed.
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412. Yeah, yeah, truly.
What are you doing?
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413. You guys were leaving, so I just
thought I'd hop the fence...
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414. If you were thinking, you
wouldn't have thought that.
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415. You can't go back there.
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416. Then how do we
get the ball back?
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417. We don't.
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418. We don't.
It's history.
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419. It's history.
Kiss it...
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420. Kiss it good-bye.
Shut up, Tommy.
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421. It's gone, man. Gone.
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422. Game's over, man. We'll just
get another ball tomorrow.
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423. Yeah.
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424. We'll never see it again.
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425. Why not?
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426. The Beast.
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427. What is that?
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428. Smalls, listen to me.
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429. Go to that fence
real slow, and be quiet.
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430. But I think...
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431. No,no,no.No, no.
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432. Just go and peek
through that hole.
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433. But I...
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434. But I saw something.
What's back there?
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435. It's okay. Just go.
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436. Just go.
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437. Go, Smalls.
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438. Come on, Smalls.
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439. Shh!
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440. Shh!
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441. Shh!
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442. Be quiet.
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443. Something got the ball.
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444. What was that thing?
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445. Camp out.
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446. Hey, guys,
sorry I'm late.
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447. My mom made me
put on my jacket...
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448. Shut up!
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449. and then she made me do the dishes.
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450. Your poor little mommy made
you do the big bad dishes.
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451. Hey, you want a s' more'?
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452. Some more what?
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453. No, no, you want a s' more'?
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454. I haven't had anything yet, so how
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455. Shut up!
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456. You're killing me, Smalls.
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457. All right. Who cut one?
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460. Bertram!
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463. Then you roast the 'mallow.
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464. No, it's my sleeping bag.
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465. When the 'mallow's flaming...
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466. Yes, it is yours.
It has a yellow stain on it.
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467. you stick it
on the chocolate.
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468. You're gonna set
the place on fire.
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469. Then
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470. you cover it
with the other end.
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471. Make me one of those.
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472. Yeah, me too.
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473. Then you stuff.
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474. I don't like that
chocolate stuff.
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475. Kind of messy, but good.
Try some.
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476. Okay. Quiet, you guys.
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477. Shh! Shh!
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478. Quiet! Are you trying
to wake it up?
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479. It just went to bed.
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480. What just went to bed?
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481. Shh!
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482. The Beast.
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483. Oh, Yeah!
Shh!
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484. Jeez
Dang.
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485. Shh.
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486. Now quiet.
Copy !req
487. The legend of The Beast
goes back a long time
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488. before any of us could
even pick up a baseball.
Copy !req
489. Back to a place
called Mertle's Acres.
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490. It all started about,
mmm, 20 years ago
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491. when thieves kept stealing junk
from Mertle's Acres junkyard.
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492. So Mr. Mertle, the guy
that used to own the place
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493. got him this new pup
from the dog pound.
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494. He fed him
whole sides of beef
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495. and turned the pup
loose in the junkyard.
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496. And the pup was grateful.
Copy !req
497. And so, in a few weeks,
the pup grew into The Beast.
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498. And he grew big,
and he grew mean
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499. so that he could
protect the junkyard
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500. with only one thing
on his mind:
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501. to kill everyone
that broke in.
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502. And he did,
and he liked it a lot!
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503. The Beast was the most perfect
junkyard dog that ever lived.
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504. A true killing machine.
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505. But after a while,
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506. the cops started getting
phone calls from people
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507. reporting all
the missing thieves,
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508. the ones
The Beast had killed.
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509. It added up to about 120,
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510. hundred and
seventy three guys.
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511. It's true.
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512. They never
found a single body.
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513. Not one. Some people
say they all got away.
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514. But we all know
what really happened.
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515. The Beast ate them.
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516. He ate them bone and all.
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517. The Beast was too good
at his guard dog job
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518. so the police said
he had to be retired.
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519. My grandpa,
Squidman Palledorous
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520. was police chief back then.
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521. He ordered Mr. Mertle to turn
his backyard into a fortress
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522. and chain up The Beast
and put him under the house
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523. where he could never get out
to eat children and stuff.
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524. That's where
he's been for 20 years.
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525. And that's where he'll be
for the rest of his life.
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526. Because Mr. Mertle
asked the cops how long
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527. he had to keep The Beast
chained up like a slave,
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528. they said until forever.
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529. Forever. Forever.
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530. Forever.
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531. And so, The Beast sits there
under that lean-to
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532. dreaming of the time when he can
break the chain and get out,
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533. dreaming of the time
he can chase and kill again.
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534. See, man? That's why
you can't go over there.
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535. Nobody ever has.
Nobody ever will.
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536. One kid did, but nobody
ever seen him again.
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537. That ain't true.
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538. Yeah, it is.
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539. He got eaten.
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540. Nuh-uh.
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541. No. None of that's true.
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542. You guys are just making
this up to scare me.
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543. Oh, yeah?
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544. Stick your head
out that window
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545. and look down.
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546. That night I
learned that more than 150 baseballs
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547. had gone over that fence and not
one of them was ever seen again.
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548. Even when some brave kid
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549. worked up enough courage
to peek over.
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550. Because when they went over,
they vanished.
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551. I knew it was true.
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552. Because when I looked down in
there
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553. I didn't see
a single solitary one.
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554. He's down there.
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555. You bet he is.
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556. Whatever goes over that fence
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557. stays there.
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558. It becomes the property
of The Beast
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559. forever.
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560. Come on, give it to me.
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561. No, I wanna carry it.
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562. Come on. I paid for it.
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563. I wanna carry it.
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564. Oh. Whoa!
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565. Give it to me.
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566. Jeez Louise.
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567. What's the matter?
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568. Jeez.
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569. Wonder where, wonder where
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570. Wondering where she is bound?
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571. Wendy Peffercorn. Mmm.
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572. Whoa!
Wow!
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573. Now I'm alone
So all alone
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574. What can I do?
What can I do?
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575. There goes my baby
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576. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
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577. There goes my baby
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578. Whoa-oh-oh-oh
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579. There goes my baby
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580. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
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581. There she goes
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582. Come on, let's go.
We gotta get...
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583. No!
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584. We gotta get to the sandlot.
Let's go.
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585. Come on. Let's go.
Okay.
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586. I'm sweating like a pig.
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587. Let's go! Come on!
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588. Where you guys been? We've been
waiting here forever already.
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589. Aw, Squints was
pervin' a dish.
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590. Shut up. I wasn't.
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591. Yeah, yeah, you were.
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592. Your tongue was hangin' out of
your head, and you was swoonin'.
Copy !req
593. Oh, Wendy Peffercorn, my
darling lover girl.
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594. I said shut up!
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595. I've got a lot of
things on my mind.
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596. This pop
isn't working, Benny.
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597. I'm baking like a toasted cheeser!
It's so hot here!
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598. It's 150 degrees out there.
You can't play baseball.
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599. You have to call
it for the day.
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600. You gotta
listen to him, Benny.
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601. Vote then.
Anybody who wants to be
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602. a "can't hack it" pantywaist
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603. who wears their mama's bra,
raise your hand.
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604. Yeah, I can handle that.
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605. Fine, fine, fine!
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606. Be like that.
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607. So what are we gonna do?
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608. Scam pool honeys!
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609. Benny would've
played ball all day, all night, rain
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610. shine, tidal wave, whatever.
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611. Baseball was the only
thing he cared about.
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612. But of all the things
we ever did besides baseball
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613. going to the pool
was what he tolerated best.
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614. Even though none of us had
ever seen a Playboy magazine
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615. which we constantly
lied about...
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616. Hi.
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617. we figured
going to the pool
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618. was the next best thing
to being there.
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619. I remember you.
Oh, sexy.
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620. Hey, girls.
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621. Cannonball!
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622. It wasn't really
the pool honeys like we said
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623. because if any one of them
had come up to any one of us
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624. we'd have just
peed our pants.
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625. We all went because...
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626. Well, because Wendy
Peffercorn was the lifeguard.
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627. Aw, man.
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628. Yeah, yeah. Too cool.
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629. She don't know
what she's doing.
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630. She don't know
what she's doing.
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631. Yeah, she does.
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632. She knows exactly
what she's doing.
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633. I've swum here every summer
of my adult life.
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634. And every summer,
there she is
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635. lotioning, oiling,
oiling, lotioning.
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636. One day it became
too much...
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637. Smiling.
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638. . . . For Michael "Squints"
Palledorous.
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639. Smiling!
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640. I can't take this no more!
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641. Move!
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642. And he did the most
desperate thing...
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643. Lotioning, oiling.
any ofus...
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644. had ever seen.
Lotioning...
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645. oiling.
Copy !req
646. What's wrong with him?
Copy !req
647. What's he doing?
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648. Three summers of this.
I think he finally snapped.
Copy !req
649. I don't know. But that's the deep
end, and Squints can't swim.
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650. Somebody help him!
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651. Squints!
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652. Somebody help him! Come on!
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653. Move back. Move back.
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654. Okay, I got him.
I got him.
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655. Come on up, Wendy.
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656. Everybody move back. Move back.
Roll him over.
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657. Never mind! Never mind!
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658. Come on, Squints.
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659. Come on, Squints.
Come on!
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660. Squints!
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661. Come on, Squints. Squints.
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662. Come on, Squints. Come on.
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663. Wake up. Come on,
breathe, would you?
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664. Come on, Squints! You can do it!
Pull through, bud!
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665. Come on, man! Come on!
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666. Yeah, yeah.
He looks pretty crappy.
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667. Squints! Come on, man.
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668. Oh, God, he looks
like a dead fish.
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669. What?
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670. This magic moment
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671. Little pervert!
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672. Oh, man, he's in deep shit.
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673. Until I kissed you
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674. And then it happened
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675. It took me by suprise
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676. I knew that you felt it too
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677. By the look in your eyes
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678. And stay out!
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679. Sweeter than wine
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680. Softer than the summer night
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681. Everything I want I have
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682. Whenever I hold you tight
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683. This magic moment
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684. While you lips
are close to mine
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685. Will last forever
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686. Oh, hey, here's your glasses.
Did you plan that?
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687. Of course I did. I been
planning it for years.
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688. You guys, he planned that!
He knew what he was doing!
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689. Michael "Squints" Palledorous
walked a little taller that day.
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690. We had to tip
our hats to him.
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691. He was lucky she hadn't
beat the crap out of him.
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692. We wouldn't have blamed her.
What he'd done was sneaky
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693. rotten and low and cool.
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694. Not another one among us
would've ever in a million years
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695. even for a million dollars
had the guts
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696. to put the move
on the lifeguard.
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697. He did.
He had kissed a woman
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698. and he had kissed
her long and good.
Copy !req
699. We got banned from the
pool forever that day.
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700. But every time
we walked by after that
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701. the lifeguard looked
down from her tower
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702. right over at Squints
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703. and smiled.
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704. Get your glove and come on.
What's the big deal?
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705. Night game.
Come on. Come on.
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706. Mom, I'm going out!
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707. In liberating strife
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708. Who more than self
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709. Our country loved
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710. There was
only one night game a year.
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711. Guys, wait up!
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712. On the 4th of July
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713. the whole sky would
brighten up with fireworks
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714. giving us just
enough light for a game.
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715. We played our best then
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716. because I guess we all felt
like the big leaguers
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717. under the lights of
some great stadium.
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718. Benny felt like
that all the time.
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719. We all knew he was gonna go
on to bigger and better games
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720. because every time we stopped to
watch the sky on those nights
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721. like regular kids
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722. he was there
to call us back.
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723. You see, for us,
baseball was a game.
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724. But for
Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez
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725. baseball was life.
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726. Okay, hit it!
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727. Yeah, yeah, come on, Benny.
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728. Oh, beautiful
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729. For spacious skies
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730. For amber waves of grain
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731. For purple mountain majesties
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732. Above the fruited plain
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733. But now wait a minute
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734. I'm talking about
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735. America
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736. Sweet America
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737. You know, God done
shed his grace on thee
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738. He crowned thy good
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739. Yes he did,
in a brotherhood
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740. Man!
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741. From sea to shining sea
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742. Come on! Hurry up!
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743. First!
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744. Run!
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745. Back off!
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746. Yeah, yeah!
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747. Throw it in!
Throw it in!
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748. Get him! Get him!
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749. Come on! Come on! Come on!
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750. Come on! Hurry up!
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751. Go, Benny!
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752. Oh, damn!
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753. Oh, no!
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754. It's easy when you play
with a bunch of rejects
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755. and a fat kid, Rodriguez.
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756. Shut your mouth, Phillips.
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757. What'd you say, crap face?
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758. I said you shouldn't even be
allowed to touch a baseball.
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759. Except for Rodriguez, you're
all an insult to the game.
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760. Come on! We'll take you
on right here, right now!
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761. Come on!
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762. We play on
a real diamond, Porter.
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763. You ain't good enough to lick
the dirt off our cleats.
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764. Watch it, jerk.
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765. Shut up, idiot!
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766. Moron!
Scab eater!
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767. Butt sniffer!
Pus licker!
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768. Fart smeller!
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769. Ah!
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770. You eat dog crap
for breakfast, geek.
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771. You mix your Wheaties
with your mama's toe jam!
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772. Yeah!
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773. You bob for apples in the
toilet and you like it.
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774. Ooh.
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775. You play ball like a girl!
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776. What did you say?
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777. You heard me.
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778. Tomorrow.
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779. Noon. At our field.
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780. Be there,
buffalo-butt breath.
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781. Count on it,
pee-drinking crap face!
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782. Yeah!
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783. Let's go!
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784. We're gonna kick
their butts tomorrow.
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785. Yeah!
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786. Good job.
Jerks.
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787. Play ball!
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788. Hurry up, batter.
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789. It's gonna be a short game, and
I gotta get home for lunch.
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790. That's one.
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791. You know, if my dog
was as ugly as you
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792. I'd shave his butt and tell
him to walk backwards.
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793. The heater.
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794. Here it comes.
I dare you.
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795. Strike three. You're out.
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796. Hey, is that your sister out
there in left field, naked?
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797. She's naked.
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798. Shut up, Porter!
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799. Hey, hey, hey-
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800. I'm just trying to have a
little friendly conversation.
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801. Come on. You think
she'd go out with me?
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802. Come on.
Show me your stuff.
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803. Let's see what you got.
Hey, batter, batter, batter!
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804. Take him out!
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805. Come on!
Bring it in!
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806. Oh! Beat ya.
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807. Throw it to third!
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808. We were all
walking on air that night.
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809. It had been a solid victory.
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810. In fact, we beat the crap
out of those guys.
Copy !req
811. So we all went to celebrate.
Copy !req
812. And we did
the stupidest thing
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813. any of us had ever done.
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814. Hey, guys,
it's all on me tonight.
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815. Thanks, Benny!
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816. Nine tickets, please.
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817. Hey, Benny.
Thanks.
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818. Hey, Benny.
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819. Benny.
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820. Come on, you 9W5!
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821. What about me? Thanks.
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822. Aw, crap!
I almost forgot!
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823. What?
What?
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824. Chaw! I was saving
it for a good time.
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825. What is it?
Big Chief.
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826. The best!
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827. Jeez, Smalls.
I suppose you don't
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828. even know who
The Babe is either.
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829. It's plug. Wad.
Chewing tobacco.
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830. 'Baccy, man.
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831. What do you do with it?
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832. You're killing me, Smalls.
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833. Chew it, of course. Yes.
You do?
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834. Yeah, sure, man.
All the pros do it.
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835. Yeah, yeah.
Gives you tons of energy.
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836. Let's dip. Let's dip.
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837. You got it, 9W5-
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838. Come on. I want some.
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839. The best.
Let's ride!
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840. Yeah!
Yeah!
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841. Mmm!
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842. Yeah-hah!
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843. Yeah!
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844. Whoo-hoo!
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845. Squints, this is the best!
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846. Wow! Yeah! Whoo!
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847. All right!
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848. Yeah!
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849. Oh, that feels better.
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850. I'll be back in an hour. I'm gonna
take your dad to the airport.
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851. Oh, okay.
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852. Honey, are you feeling all right?
You look kind of pale.
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853. I'm fine, Mom.
You sure?
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854. I'm fine, really.
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855. All right.
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856. Listen, Scott.
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857. While I'm gone, you're the man
of the house. Understand?
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858. Okay-
Okay-
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859. Where are you going?
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860. Chicago.
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861. On business for a week.
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862. We'll take another stab at catch
when I get back, all right?
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863. Yeah, I guess so.
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864. Take care of things
for me.
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865. Okay.
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866. All right?
I will.
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867. Okay. Be a good boy.
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868. I will.
Okay.
Copy !req
869. A couple days after
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870. we all got over acting
like big shots.
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871. We swore off the hard stuff forever
and just stuck to Bazooka.
Copy !req
872. But the day we all got back
together for some baseball
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873. was the day I got us into the
biggest pickle of all time
Copy !req
874. and it all started
with an omen.
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875. Oh, man.
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876. I don't believe it.
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877. Bitchin'.
Nah, it ain't.
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878. Come on. Maybe two
or three guys in history
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879. ever busted the guts
out of a ball.
Copy !req
880. Must be an omen.
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881. All's it means is that
we can't play no more.
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882. It's only 12:00, and I just
ruined the whole day for us.
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883. No, you didn't. That's the
most amazing thing I ever saw.
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884. Yeah.
Anybody got any money?
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885. No.
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886. Then it ain't okay,
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887. 'cause now we
can't play no more.
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888. Yeah, we can.
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889. What, you got 98 extra cents
lying around, Smalls?
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890. No, but I got a ball.
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891. Go get it!
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892. ' 9°t it guys! I got it!
I got the ball, guys!
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893. I got it.
Right here, guys.
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894. I got the ball. I got it.
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895. Here, Benny. I got it.
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896. Bitchin'.
Your ball, your ups.
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897. Here you go.
Okay.
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898. All right.
Come on. Kenny, here.
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899. Come on. Yeah, come on!
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900. Batter up!
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901. Your fly's open.
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902. There's one.
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903. One, two, three.
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904. Three strikes,
three pitches.
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905. Hey, batter,
batter, batter!
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906. Come on, Smalls!
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907. Hey, batter, batter, batter!
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908. Oh, my. Oh, man.
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909. Run!
Yes!
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910. Way to go, school meat!
I taught him everything.
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911. Oh, man, that was great.
That went clear over.
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912. Hey, uh, Smalls,
third base is that way.
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913. Hey, Smalls. Smalls.
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914. Go to third.
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915. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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916. Yeah! Nice hit, Smalls.
Nice hit. Yeah!
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917. It's outta here!
Who's got the big bat now?
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918. Smalls! Smalls! Smalls!
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919. Smalls?
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920. You forgot to turn.
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921. You go to third base!
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922. Smalls...
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923. What the hell's he doing?
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924. Maybe the shock of his first
homer was just too much for him.
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925. Yeah.
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926. Smalls.
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927. Smalls? Smalls.
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928. We got to get that ball back.
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929. Oh, yeah, right.
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930. Good one, Smalls.
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931. Yeah,
good one, Smalls.
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932. Hey, forget about it, man.
Let's get another ball.
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933. No, you don't understand!
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934. Sure, we do. You feel bad
'cause you belted a homer.
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935. Now we can't play no more.
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936. No, you don't understand!
That wasn't my ball!
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937. What do you mean,
that wasn't your ball?
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938. It was my stepdad's.
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939. I stole it from
his trophy room.
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940. It was a present or something.
Somebody gave it to him.
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941. We gotta get it back.
He's gonna kill me!
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942. Ohh.
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943. Listen to me, Smalls.
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944. It's a matter
of life and death.
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945. Where did your old man
get that ball?
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946. What? I don't know.
Some lady gave it to him.
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947. Why?
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948. What? Some lady?
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949. Yeah. She even signed her name on it.
Some lady named
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950. Ruth, Baby Ruth.
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951. Babe Ruth?
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952. No!
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953. The Beast got it.
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954. You're dead
as a doornail, Smalls.
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955. You're dead as a doornail.
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956. Smalls, you mean to tell me that
you went home and swiped a ball
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957. that was signed
by Babe Ruth
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958. and you brought it here
and actually played with it?
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959. Actually played with it?
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960. Yeah, but I was
gonna bring it back.
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961. But it was
signed by Babe Ruth.
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962. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You keep
telling me that. Who is she?
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963. What?
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964. What?
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965. The Sultan of Swat.
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966. The King of Crash.
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967. The Colossus of Clout.
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968. The Colossus of Clout.
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969. TOG ETHERI Babe Ruth!
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970. The Great Bambino!
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971. Oh, my God! You mean
that's the same guy?
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972. Yes!
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973. Smalls, Babe Ruth
is the greatest
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974. baseball player
that ever lived.
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975. People say he was less than
a god but more than a man.
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976. You know, like Hercules
or something.
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977. That ball you just aced
to The Beast is worth...
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978. Well, more than
your whole life.
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979. I don't feel so good.
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980. Uh-oh, fan him.
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981. Give him air, give him air.
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982. We have to get
that ball back.
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983. When does your old man
get home from work?
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984. He's gone on business.
Out of town.
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985. But he could
be back anytime.
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986. All right. Find out when.
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987. And, guys, spread out and look
for bottles and cash 'em in.
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988. We need 98 cents.
We gotta buy us a ball.
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989. Yeah!
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990. Come on. Let's go!
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991. Go, go, go, go!
Move, move!
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992. Come on. Open it up!
Hurry up, hurry up!
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993. Give me the ball.
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994. Give me something
to write with.
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995. I got a pencil.
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996. Give me a pen,
not a pencil!
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997. Sorry.
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998. I QOt a pen.
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999. Babe...
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1000. Baby Ruthie?
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1001. It says, "Babe Ruth."
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1002. I don't know, Benny, man.
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1003. Yeah, boy,
that looks pretty crappy.
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1004. It doesn't matter
what it looks like.
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1005. His mom's never gonna know
the difference.
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1006. This'll just buy us
some time, you dorks.
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1007. Scotty?
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1008. Uh, in here, Mom.
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1009. Oh, hi, honey.
What are you doing in here?
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1010. Uh, just looking
at Bill's...
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1011. I mean, uh, Dad's baseball.
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1012. You know he doesn't like
you to touch his things.
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1013. Yeah. I know. Sorry, Mom.
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1014. Has he ever told you
about that ball?
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1015. Uh, no. Uh, not really.
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1016. I don't think so. No,no, no,
he hasn't at all.
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1017. I don't know
anything about it.
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1018. Babe Ruth signed that ball.
He was
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1019. the greatest baseball player
who ever lived.
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1020. On. Really?
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1021. He sure is.
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1022. Your dad's father
gave it to him.
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1023. Maybe someday
he'll give it to you.
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1024. Oh.
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1025. Neat.
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1026. It was
salt in an open wound.
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1027. Even my own mom,
a grown-up girl
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1028. knew who Babe Ruth was.
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1029. I was dead meat.
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1030. We had thought that that ball
Benny had busted the guts out of
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1031. meant something amazing
was gonna happen.
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1032. Now I just figured
it meant my life was over.
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1033. Hey, I got it!
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1034. Why don't we just go over
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1035. and knock on the door and ask
Mr. Mertle if he can get it for us?
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1036. Are you out of your mind?
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1037. Mr. Mertle's the meanest
old man that ever lived.
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1038. He's the one who made
The Beast eat that kid.
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1039. It's not an option, Smalls.
Forget about it!
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1040. Oh, okay. Sorry. I will.
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1041. Let's just look
out the window.
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1042. Good idea.
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1043. He's daring us.
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1044. We're on his territory now.
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1045. Anybody got
any bright ideas?
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1046. After we 'd
all thought about it real hard
Copy !req
1047. we had absolutely no idea what
the hell we were gonna do.
Copy !req
1048. So things
started primitively.
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1049. Go.
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1050. Farther.
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1051. Farther, okay.
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1052. Just a little bit farther.
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1053. Farther. Farther.
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1054. Aah!
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1055. Oh, no! Aah!
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1056. Farther.
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1057. Go to the right a little bit.
Put the back to the right.
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1058. A little bit farther.
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1059. Farther?
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1060. Guys, I see it.
Turn, turn.
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1061. Almost.
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1062. You got it. Pull it back.
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1063. ' Qot it!
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1064. Got it, guys.
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1065. Oh, my God!
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1066. Pull it back! Aah!
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1067. I think we've seriously
underestimated The Beast.
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1068. Obviously, we're dealing with
a superior intelligence.
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1069. Power.
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1070. Okay, guys, almost ready.
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1071. We're connecting power now.
Copy !req
1072. Power connected.
Copy !req
1073. Okay, we're ready.
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1074. Initiate retrieval suction.
Copy !req
1075. Initiate retrieval suction.
Copy !req
1076. Prepare to initiate retrieval
suction number one.
Copy !req
1077. Okay. Get ready, guys.
Copy !req
1078. Initiate retrieval
suction number one.
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1079. Initiating retrieval suction
number one now!
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1080. Fire number two.
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1081. Initiate number two.
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1082. Firing two now!
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1083. Fire number three.
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1084. Number three now!
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1085. Whoa!
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1086. Ha! You got it.
Haul it up.
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1087. All right!
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1088. Pull it up.
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1089. What's going on, Squints?
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1090. The pipe-it's pinched shut.
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1091. Turn it off, man!
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1092. I can't!
They're shorting out!
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1093. What the hell is that noise?
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1094. The vacs are clogged.
I don't know about you,
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1095. but I'm getting outta here.
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1096. Let's go!
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1097. Oh, no! Aah!
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1098. Aah!
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1099. Aah!
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1100. Aah! Aah!
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1101. They're gonna blow! Aah!
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1102. Aah!
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1103. Incoming!
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1104. We've been going
about this all wrong.
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1105. I blame myself.
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1106. We need total surprise.
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1107. An airborne attack. The
Beast will never expect it.
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1108. Yeah.
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1109. It's clear.
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1110. Take me up.
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1111. Let me down slow.
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1112. A little slower.
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1113. Go slow.
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1114. Go.
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1115. Yeah, let me down.
Almost there.
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1116. He's almost there.
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1117. Let me down right over it.
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1118. Let him down right over it.
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1119. Ewvvvv.
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1120. Okay, I got it.
Get me outta here.
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1121. Pull him up.
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1122. I... I... I...
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1123. Hey, pull him up!
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1124. Aah! Aah!
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1125. Aah!
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1126. Aah!
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1127. Aah!
Copy !req
1128. It was my last chance.
Copy !req
1129. So we quit messing around
and pulled out all the stops.
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1130. I collected every
piece of erector set I had
Copy !req
1131. and it finally became
Copy !req
1132. science against nature.
Copy !req
1133. Okay, go with me on the launch.
Come on, Squints.
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1134. Prepare to launch.
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1135. Prepare to launch.
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1136. Prepare to launch. Launching.
Copy !req
1137. Launch.
Copy !req
1138. Okay, you're on the ground.
Copy !req
1139. Moving forward.
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1140. You went too far. Go back.
Copy !req
1141. Reverse. It's too far.
Copy !req
1142. Reverse.
Copy !req
1143. Stop.
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1144. Drop catapult.
Copy !req
1145. The catapult is dropped.
Copy !req
1146. Open catapult.
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1147. We're gonna get it.
I know it.
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1148. Opening.
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1149. Forward.
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1150. Close catapult.
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1151. Catapult's closed.
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1152. We're gonna get it.
Come on.
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1153. Aah! Fire, fire, fire!
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1154. ' Qot it! I ggt it,
I got it! '
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1155. Aah!
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1156. My life was over.
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1157. Just as Bill had
finally warmed up to me
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1158. and asked me to be
the man of the house
Copy !req
1159. I had to knock a priceless
chunk of history
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1160. into the clutches
of a monster.
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1161. Great.
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1162. I had a dream that night
about a giant baseball
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1163. that was signed
by Babe Ruth
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1164. falling out of the sky and
hammering me into the ground
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1165. like a rail road spike.
Copy !req
1166. I didn't know
what that meant
Copy !req
1167. but Benny had a dream
that night too,
Copy !req
1168. and his was
a lot more helpful.
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1169. Who's there?
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1170. Don't go pee in your pants. I'm
just here to give you a hand.
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1171. But you're...
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1172. Dead?
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1173. Legends never die, kid.
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1174. But you're really him.
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1175. You're The Babe.
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1176. The Sultan of Swat.
The King of Crash.
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1177. Of Crash, and a hundred
other dopey names.
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1178. Forget about that stuff, kid.
We ain't got much time.
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1179. I'm here 'cause you're in
some kind of a pickle, right?
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1180. Yeah.
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1181. A baseball with my
John Hancock on it
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1182. went over a fence and you
can't get it back, right?
Copy !req
1183. Yeah, right.
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1184. Then just hop over
there and get it.
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1185. Wait, wait!
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1186. I can't.
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1187. Can't what?
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1188. I can't go into
that backyard.
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1189. Why not?
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1190. There's a beast back there.
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1191. What kind?
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1192. A giant gorilla-dog thing
that ate one kid already.
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1193. Is that a fact?
Sit down, kid.
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1194. Sit down.
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1195. Let me tell you
something, kid.
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1196. Everybody gets one chance
to do something great.
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1197. Most people never
take the chance,
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1198. either 'cause
they're too scared
Copy !req
1199. or they don't recognize it
when it spits on their shoes.
Copy !req
1200. This is your big chance
Copy !req
1201. and you shouldn't
let it go by.
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1202. Remember when you busted the guts
out of the ball the other day?
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1203. Someone's telling you something, kid.
If I was you, I'd listen.
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1204. Yeah. But what?
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1205. You're the one
with the rubber legs.
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1206. Figure it out.
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1207. "Henry Aaron."
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1208. I don't know why,
but can I have this?
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1209. Sure, yeah.
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1210. Thanks.
Copy !req
1211. Wait.
Copy !req
1212. You're saying I should hop over
that fence and pickle The Beast?
Copy !req
1213. Think about that, kid.
I'll see you later.
Copy !req
1214. Remember, kid, there's
heroes and there's legends.
Copy !req
1215. Heroes get remembered
Copy !req
1216. but legends never die.
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1217. Follow your heart, kid,
and you'll never go wrong.
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1218. I had a dream. Get dressed.
We're going to the sandlot.
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1219. Okay. Wait.
I'll get my stuff.
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1220. Only one kid
in history had ever attempted
Copy !req
1221. what Benny was about to,
Copy !req
1222. and he got eaten.
Copy !req
1223. So we were worried,
real worried
Copy !req
1224. even when Benny brought
out the secret weapon:
Copy !req
1225. shoes guaranteed to make a kid
run faster and jump higher,
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1226. P.F. Flyers.
Copy !req
1227. We can't let him
do this, man.
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1228. Benny, wait.
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1229. It's okay.
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1230. It was my fault.
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1231. You don't have to do this.
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1232. Yeah. Come on, Benny, man. You don't
have to do it. Forget about it.
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1233. It's like committing suicide, Benny.
Don't do it.
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1234. Yeah,
don't do it, Benny.
Copy !req
1235. Yeah.
Copy !req
1236. Don't do it.
It's suicide.
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1237. Yeah, I do, Smalls.
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1238. I have to do this.
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1239. BABE RUTH".
Heroes get remembered
Copy !req
1240. but legends never die.
Copy !req
1241. Follow your heart, kid,
and you'll never go wrong.
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1242. Whoa!
Copy !req
1243. Yeah! Yeah!
Copy !req
1244. Yeah!
Copy !req
1245. Yeah! All right, Benny!
Copy !req
1246. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
1247. Come on! What are we waiting for?
Let's get him!
Copy !req
1248. A werewolf can be killed
only with a silver bullet
Copy !req
1249. or a silver knife
or a stick
Copy !req
1250. with a silver handle.
Copy !req
1251. You're insane.
Copy !req
1252. Aah!
Copy !req
1253. Ohh!
Copy !req
1254. The wolf bit you,
didn't he?
Copy !req
1255. Yeah, he did.
Copy !req
1256. Go now. And heaven help you.
Copy !req
1257. Look out! Aah!
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1258. Hey! Hey!
Copy !req
1259. Hey, hey, hey! Kids!
Copy !req
1260. Put it down.
Careful, careful.
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1261. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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1262. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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1263. Mommy, Mommy, look.
A doggy!
Copy !req
1264. Ooh, a big C1999)'-
Copy !req
1265. Ohh!
Look out! Look out!
Copy !req
1266. Look out! Sandlot,
sandlot, sandlot!
Copy !req
1267. Sandlot! Let's go!
Copy !req
1268. This way! Sandlot! Shortcut, you guys!
Let's go!
Copy !req
1269. Where is he?
Copy !req
1270. Does anyone see him?
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1271. I don't see him.
Copy !req
1272. There he is!
Copy !req
1273. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1274. Aah!
Copy !req
1275. Look out!
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1276. Oh, man.
Copy !req
1277. Oh, man.
Copy !req
1278. Come on, guys. Help me!
Copy !req
1279. Please!
Copy !req
1280. Benny! Benny, help me, please!
He's hurt!
Copy !req
1281. Come on. I can't lift it.
Copy !req
1282. Let's go.
Copy !req
1283. Wow!
Copy !req
1284. Aw.
Copy !req
1285. Wow!
Copy !req
1286. Now we
can play forever.
Copy !req
1287. Hello?
Copy !req
1288. This is bad.
Copy !req
1289. This is very bad.
Copy !req
1290. Um, we brought
your dog home.
Copy !req
1291. Hercules?
Copy !req
1292. How'd he get out?
Copy !req
1293. I'm telling you guys, we
should've just turned it loose.
Copy !req
1294. Um, uh, well, uh...
We, uh...
Copy !req
1295. What happened was,
we hit a baseball
Copy !req
1296. into your yard.
We tried to get it back.
Copy !req
1297. So you're the ones that've
been making all that racket.
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1298. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1299. You get it?
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1300. Um, yeah.
Copy !req
1301. Well, first time
Copy !req
1302. that anybody ever got
the best of old Hercules.
Copy !req
1303. Why didn't you just knock on the door?
I'd have gotten it for you.
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1304. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1305. I can't believe you!
Copy !req
1306. We got the ball back,
didn't we?
Copy !req
1307. We almost got killed!
Copy !req
1308. Didn't we get the ball back?
Just shut up!
Copy !req
1309. We got the ball back.
Copy !req
1310. Thanks for bringing him home.
Copy !req
1311. Come on in.
Copy !req
1312. We'll talk
about this baseball.
Copy !req
1313. Come on.
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1314. You in trouble,
aren't you, son?
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1315. Yeah, well, uh,
that was my stepdad's ball.
Copy !req
1316. I took it without asking.
Copy !req
1317. It was signed
by Babe Ruth.
Copy !req
1318. George signed this?
Copy !req
1319. George Herman Ruth? Yeah.
Copy !req
1320. I take it back. You're not in trouble.
You're dead where you stand.
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1321. Hold on.
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1322. Hold on.
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1323. Here.
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1324. I'll trade ya.
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1325. That's nice of you, but that ball
really is signed by Babe Ruth.
Copy !req
1326. So's this one, with the
rest of the 1927 Yankees.
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1327. Oh, man. Murderer's Row!
Copy !req
1328. Lou Gehrig!
Copy !req
1329. Babe Ruth!
But why would you trade?
Copy !req
1330. That one's all chewed up.
Copy !req
1331. I got a lot of good stuff.
Look at that stuff.
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1332. Besides, you need it
more than I do.
Copy !req
1333. You knew Babe Ruth?
Copy !req
1334. George? I sure did.
And he knew me.
Copy !req
1335. He was almost as great
a hitter as I was.
Copy !req
1336. I would've broken
his record, but...
Copy !req
1337. You went blind.
Copy !req
1338. Yep. I used to
crowd the plate
Copy !req
1339. so the strike zone
almost disappeared.
Copy !req
1340. Pitchers hate that.
Copy !req
1341. That's the way I played.
100% all the time.
Copy !req
1342. Baseball was life.
Copy !req
1343. And I was good at it,
realgood.
Copy !req
1344. And then one day
Copy !req
1345. a high fast one, and pow
Copy !req
1346. lights went out.
Copy !req
1347. I don't think we
could take this ball.
Copy !req
1348. I'll tell you what.
Copy !req
1349. You guys come by once a week
and talk baseball with me
Copy !req
1350. we'll call it
an even trade.
Copy !req
1351. Deal!
Copy !req
1352. Even though
Bill loved the Murderer's Row ball
Copy !req
1353. he was still plenty mad
about me having swiped
Copy !req
1354. his Babe Ruth autographed
ball and ruining it.
Copy !req
1355. So I didn't feel too bad when
he grounded me for a week
Copy !req
1356. instead of
the rest of my life.
Copy !req
1357. Wow!
Copy !req
1358. Things worked out
between me and him.
Copy !req
1359. And from then on,
I didn't have any trouble
Copy !req
1360. just calling him Dad
all the time.
Copy !req
1361. We all lived together
in the neighborhood
Copy !req
1362. for a couple of more years,
Copy !req
1363. mostly through junior high school,
and every summer was great.
Copy !req
1364. But none of them ever came
close to that first one.
Copy !req
1365. When one guy would move away
Copy !req
1366. we never replaced him on
the team with anyone else.
Copy !req
1367. We just kept the game going
like he was still there.
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1368. You're starting
to hurt my hand.
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1369. BOY'. Don't miss it!
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1370. It was weird that
Benny said Babe Ruth
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1371. was like
the Hercules of baseball
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1372. and The Beast's name
ended up being Hercules.
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1373. None of us could figure out
what that meant
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1374. but we were all
amazed by it.
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1375. I kept in touch with those
guys over the years
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1376. and I found out that
Yeah-Yeah's parents
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1377. shipped him off
to military school.
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1378. After the army
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1379. he became one of the pioneering
developers of bungee jumping.
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1380. Of course, we all know why.
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1381. Bertram, well, Bertram got
really into the '60s
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1382. and no one
ever saw him again.
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1383. Timmy and Tommy became an
architect and a contractor.
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1384. They started out small,
designing playground equipment
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1385. and prefabricated
tree houses.
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1386. But they became
multimillionaires
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1387. when they
invented mini-malls.
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1388. Squints grew up and married
Wendy Peffercorn.
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1389. They have nine kids.
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1390. They bought
Vincent's Drugstore,
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1391. and they still
own it to this day.
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1392. Hamilton Porter became
a professional wrestler.
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1393. You know him as
The Great Hambino.
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1394. DeNunez played triple-A ball,
but he never got to the majors.
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1395. He owns his own business now, and
he coaches a little league team
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1396. that his sons play on
called the Heaters.
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1397. Hercules lived
to be 199 years old,
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1398. uh, in doggy years.
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1399. I was the last one
to move away.
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1400. But when I did,
the sandlot was still there.
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1401. After Benny
pickled The Beast,
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1402. his reputation
spread all over town.
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1403. From then on, he was known as
Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez.
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1404. And the nickname stuck with
him for the rest of his life.
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1405. Now pinch running
for the Los Angeles Dodgers,
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1406. Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez!
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1407. It is the clutch situation
of the season.
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1408. They say The Jet's
lost a step or two
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1409. but I wouldn't be surprised
to see some fireworks here.
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1410. The Jet's got
a suicide lead and...
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1411. And there he goes! He's stealing home!
I don't believe it!
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1412. He's stealing home!
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1413. He's stealing home, and they
don't see him! The pitch!
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1414. He's hit the dirt!
He's safe! Safe!
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1415. Oh, my God!
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1416. Safe! Safe! Safe!
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1417. I don't believe it! The Jet stole home!
The Jet stole home!
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