1. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
2. This place
gives me the juicebumps.Copy !req
3. Maybe we should go back.Copy !req
4. - Very back!
- No!Copy !req
5. We can't go back now, you guys.Copy !req
6. Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back!Copy !req
7. Hang on to your diapies, babies.Copy !req
8. We're going in.Copy !req
9. That's Tommy Pickles.Copy !req
10. He's the bravest baby I ever knowed.Copy !req
11. And that's Phil and Lil.Copy !req
12. Well, they like worms.Copy !req
13. And I'm Chuckie.Copy !req
14. Ah, I'm not so brave.Copy !req
15. But that's okay,Copy !req
16. 'cause I got Tommy,
and he's my bestest friend.Copy !req
17. Watch out!Copy !req
18. - Guys, keep moving!
- It's right behind us!Copy !req
19. Tommy!Copy !req
20. Help me.Copy !req
21. Come on, Chuckie!Copy !req
22. Tommy.Copy !req
23. You kids shouldn't be playing in here.Copy !req
24. We thought the fun times
would last forever.Copy !req
25. But we was wrong.Copy !req
26. Oh, my.Copy !req
27. - Upsy-daisy, Deed.
- Thanks.Copy !req
28. Thank you for inviting me
to your baby shower, Mrs. Pickles.Copy !req
29. Glad you could be here, Susie.Copy !req
30. - What a pretty party dress, Angelica.
- Thank you.Copy !req
31. My mommy's assistant bought it
especially for my aunt Didi's party.Copy !req
32. Don't say a word.Copy !req
33. All right, I got $20
on eight pounds, six ounces.Copy !req
34. - Eight pounds six. Who's got eight-seven?
- I'm in for 12.Copy !req
35. Twelve pounds? What are you, crazy?Copy !req
36. Gosh, you can hardly tell
she's gained any weight.Copy !req
37. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
38. I mean, you know, from behind.Copy !req
39. There you are, Didala.
Come. Look what we got for you.Copy !req
40. Boris, move your tuchus.Copy !req
41. A goat?Copy !req
42. Oh, Mom, you shouldn't have.Copy !req
43. Nothing better for the little bubbale
than goat's milk.Copy !req
44. Except maybe yak.Copy !req
45. But you try finding good yak these days.Copy !req
46. He's saying, "Hello."Copy !req
47. Here you go, kinderlach,
some chocolate coins.Copy !req
48. Teething on everything, I... Oh!Copy !req
49. - Aren't you gonna eat it, Tommy?
- Nope. I'm saving it for my baby sister.Copy !req
50. - Oh, you mean, she finally came?
- Not yet.Copy !req
51. But they're giving her this big party,Copy !req
52. so I'm pretty sure today's the day.Copy !req
53. Do you think she got losted
on her way to the party?Copy !req
54. I don't know.
Maybe we better go look for her.Copy !req
55. Come on.Copy !req
56. But, Tommy, she could be anywheres.Copy !req
57. - Watch it, pups.
- Careful.Copy !req
58. I'll get back to you, Jonathan.Copy !req
59. I've got to say hi to the life
of the party. How's our little man?Copy !req
60. I told you, Charlotte,
Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.Copy !req
61. That windbag thought Phil and Lil
were intestinal gas.Copy !req
62. Face it, Dolly. Riding high, it's a guy.Copy !req
63. Well, you know what they say,
"Born under Venus, look for a—"Copy !req
64. Hello?Copy !req
65. Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert.Copy !req
66. I don't see any of you
with a PhD in Latin.Copy !req
67. Yeah, pig Latin maybe.Copy !req
68. Well, let's just hope
for Tommy's sake it's a girl.Copy !req
69. I'd hate to think how much my pups would
be squabbling if they were both boys.Copy !req
70. Uh-uh-uh!
Let's not do any gender stereotyping.Copy !req
71. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers,
and they get along just fine.Copy !req
72. - Pushy! Bossy!
- Lazy! Inconsiderate!Copy !req
73. - Nosy! Busybody.
- Good-for-nothing!Copy !req
74. Why can't you listen to me?Copy !req
75. We're talking about a real job, Stu,
with benefits.Copy !req
76. I'm not gonna waste my lifeCopy !req
77. as a clock-punching,
paper-pushing, bean-counting...Copy !req
78. Oh, no offense.Copy !req
79. You barely make ends meet now.Copy !req
80. You've got no insurance, no savings,
and another kid on the way.Copy !req
81. For your information, bro,Copy !req
82. I am working on something right nowCopy !req
83. that is going to put this branch
of the Pickles family on easy street.Copy !req
84. - What is it this time, an electric sponge?
- Of course not!Copy !req
85. That was last year.Copy !req
86. This... This is the Reptar Wagon.Copy !req
87. The ultimate in toddler transportation.Copy !req
88. The perfect children's toy!Copy !req
89. In my day, we had plenty of fun
just throwing rocks at each other.Copy !req
90. Big bag of dirt clods,
that's what the kids want.Copy !req
91. The Reptar Corporation
is holding a toy design contest,Copy !req
92. - and the winner gets $500!
- Ooh!Copy !req
93. And there'll be plenty more
if this toy's a hit,Copy !req
94. and I'll be famous.Copy !req
95. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said
when you built that stupid thing.Copy !req
96. Maybe Dactar was a little bit complex,Copy !req
97. but this... this...Copy !req
98. Watch!Copy !req
99. I am Reptar. Hear me roar.Copy !req
100. I am Reptar! Hear me roar!Copy !req
101. Conflabbit!Copy !req
102. Can't a man work in his own basement
without getting barbecued?Copy !req
103. Okay, so maybe real fire
isn't the best idea for a children's toy.Copy !req
104. Tommy, somebody's been coloring your room.Copy !req
105. Yep, it's for my new sister.Copy !req
106. How are we gonna find her, Tommy?Copy !req
107. Yeah, we don't even know
what she looks like.Copy !req
108. Well, she's a girl like me,Copy !req
109. so we know she'll be prettiful.Copy !req
110. Oh, brother!Copy !req
111. You dumb babies got a lot to learn
about the facts of lice.Copy !req
112. Now, get out of my way.Copy !req
113. I gotta get back to the dessert tableCopy !req
114. before the grown-ups
get all the good stuff.Copy !req
115. Angelica, can you help us
find my baby sister?Copy !req
116. I wouldn't be in such a big hurry
if I was you, Tommy.Copy !req
117. 'Cause when the new baby gets here,Copy !req
118. she's gonna get all the toys
and the love and the attention.Copy !req
119. And your mommy and daddy
will forget all about you.Copy !req
120. It'll be like, "Look, Deed.Copy !req
121. There's that little bald kid
in the house again."Copy !req
122. My mommy and daddy won't forget me.Copy !req
123. That's what Spike said
before you were born.Copy !req
124. Back when his name was Paul.Copy !req
125. - Paul?
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. But then you came along,
and they put him out in the rain,Copy !req
127. and he turned into a dog.Copy !req
128. That's not gonna happen to me, Angelica.Copy !req
129. My mommy and daddy
will love me no matter what.Copy !req
130. Who does Susie Carmichael
think she is?Copy !req
131. What are you doing?Copy !req
132. - Angelica.
- Susie.Copy !req
133. - Cut it out!
- No!Copy !req
134. Tommy, do you really think babies
are a gift from a Bob?Copy !req
135. I don't know. Why?Copy !req
136. Because if Bob bringed a gift,
it's probably one of them.Copy !req
137. Betty, it's time.Copy !req
138. It's time? Oh, boy.Copy !req
139. Everybody to your stations, people!Copy !req
140. Howard, get Stu.
Charlotte, call the hospital.Copy !req
141. Deed, start your breathing.
Come on, good girl.Copy !req
142. Up we go, sprout.
We got a Pickle to deliver.Copy !req
143. We're going to the car, kids.Copy !req
144. Will somebody turn that sprinkler off?Copy !req
145. Now that's what I call a baby shower.Copy !req
146. Welcome to the Werner P. Lipschitz Center
for Holistic Birthing,Copy !req
147. offering the modern parentCopy !req
148. the state of the art
in primitive birth alternatives.Copy !req
149. Oh! Mrs. Pickles.Copy !req
150. You weren't due till next week, now, dear.Copy !req
151. Geez, well, I guess we could try
and squeeze you in somewhere.Copy !req
152. But Dr. Lipschitz promised us
the all-natural Zen experienceCopy !req
153. in the Tibetan terrace room.Copy !req
154. In my day, a woman just dropped her baby
in the potato field and kept going.Copy !req
155. Ah! Yes, the old country room.Copy !req
156. Do you have anything a little cleaner?Copy !req
157. Well, we could try
the aquatic immersion room.Copy !req
158. She's having a baby, not a gefilte fish.Copy !req
159. Oh!Copy !req
160. Stu, Didi,
Randy called to say you were on your way.Copy !req
161. I didn't realize
you were bringing the whole party.Copy !req
162. How far apart are the pains, hon?Copy !req
163. Oh, they're pretty much constant.Copy !req
164. Okay, Didi,
let's go and get you settled in, huh?Copy !req
165. Here you go, sprout.Copy !req
166. Don't worry, sweetie,
Mommy's going to be okay.Copy !req
167. Oh, gosh, Tommy,
your mommy sure seems upset.Copy !req
168. Maybe your baby sister really is losted.Copy !req
169. Whoa. Maybe we can buy a new one.Copy !req
170. Where are we gonna find a baby
in a place like this?Copy !req
171. You got any queens?Copy !req
172. Go fish.Copy !req
173. Dr. Howard, please report
to intensive care for your treatments.Copy !req
174. Hmm!Copy !req
175. Hey, a baby store.Copy !req
176. Nice and wiggly.Copy !req
177. You guys,
help me pick one my mom will like.Copy !req
178. There you are.Copy !req
179. You kinder gave my ticker such a scare.Copy !req
180. All right, Didi, you can do it. Push now.Copy !req
181. Have we got a good reading on the EFM?Copy !req
182. Here it comes.Copy !req
183. - Gorgeous!
- Deed, she's so beautiful.Copy !req
184. She's... She's a boy.Copy !req
185. Hello, my wonderful, sweet baby boy.Copy !req
186. Well, I guess we won't be naming him
after my mother.Copy !req
187. He doesn't look much like a Trixie.Copy !req
188. What about my cousin Dylan?Copy !req
189. Dylan Prescott Pickles.Copy !req
190. - Hmm.
- Dil Pickles.Copy !req
191. Yeah, I like it.Copy !req
192. Here you go, sprout.Copy !req
193. Tommy, I want you
to meet someone very special.Copy !req
194. This is your brother Dylan.Copy !req
195. Dil, this is Tommy.Copy !req
196. Baby.Copy !req
197. See? They already love each other.Copy !req
198. Well, that's a start.Copy !req
199. Deed, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
200. He hasn't stopped crying
since we brought him home.Copy !req
201. Somehow it's not as much fun
around here anymore.Copy !req
202. Yeah. What's your brother so sad about?Copy !req
203. I don't know.
But whatever it is, it must be really bad.Copy !req
204. - Maybe he's broked!
- What?Copy !req
205. - Broked!
- Broked!Copy !req
206. Broked?Copy !req
207. He's not broked.Copy !req
208. He's a... Just a little loud!Copy !req
209. Oh! That baby's getting on my nerves.Copy !req
210. Direct from Moscow,
the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus.Copy !req
211. Featuring the most amazing monkeyCopy !req
212. since Brezhnev!Copy !req
213. This is real monkey business,Copy !req
214. so Trotsky on down
to the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus!Copy !req
215. Grandpa! Can we go to the circus?Copy !req
216. It's enough of a circus
around here already.Copy !req
217. now arriving on track one.Copy !req
218. Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys,
I get us coffee.Copy !req
219. No, Igor, you stay and watch monkeys,
and I get us coffee.Copy !req
220. Nyet!
Monkeys, watch you. I get coffee!Copy !req
221. I think coffee's better in St. Petersburg.Copy !req
222. Nyet, is better in Kiev.Copy !req
223. No, it's better in St. Petersburg.Copy !req
224. Nothing is better in St. Petersburg.Copy !req
225. Look! The train!Copy !req
226. Let me out!Copy !req
227. Stop!Copy !req
228. "And then the wizard looked down
at the little boy and said,Copy !req
229. 'Your wish has been granted.'Copy !req
230. And the little boy looked..."Copy !req
231. Deed!Copy !req
232. Help.Copy !req
233. I'll be back, sweetie.Copy !req
234. All I did was cough, Deed.Copy !req
235. I tried not to,
but I had a feeling in my throat.Copy !req
236. And then I coughed.Copy !req
237. And now he's crying.
And now he's got the hiccups.Copy !req
238. Oh, Stu.Copy !req
239. - Stu?
- Yeah?Copy !req
240. Why don't you sing Dil a lullaby?Copy !req
241. - I'm too tired to sing.
- All right.Copy !req
242. I'll make something up.Copy !req
243. Good.Copy !req
244. Yeah.Copy !req
245. - That's good.
- Thanks.Copy !req
246. Oh, Stu.Copy !req
247. - It didn't work.
- I know.Copy !req
248. He's still awake.Copy !req
249. I got one. I got one.Copy !req
250. Okay.Copy !req
251. Shh, shh.Copy !req
252. That was good.Copy !req
253. Oh, hey, sprouts,
crate's no place for you to play.Copy !req
254. You wouldn't wanna get shipped to Japan
with Reptar, now would you?Copy !req
255. I better put this
where I can keep an eye on it.Copy !req
256. Dil, that's Tommy's blankie.Copy !req
257. Yeah, it used to sleep with me
before we even got you.Copy !req
258. My blankie!Copy !req
259. He's not very nice.Copy !req
260. Ow!Copy !req
261. That's not how you get things
from a brother, Tommy.Copy !req
262. It's not?Copy !req
263. No, it is not. Here, watch.Copy !req
264. Hey, that's my Reptar, Lillian!Copy !req
265. - Is not, Phillip!
- Is too, Lillian!Copy !req
266. - Is not!
- Is too!Copy !req
267. Is not!Copy !req
268. See, Tommy? Now you try it.Copy !req
269. Teddy mine!Copy !req
270. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
271. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
272. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
273. Gosh, Tommy learns fast.Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. Hurry, Pop,
they'll be here to pick it up any minute.Copy !req
276. Daddy, why can't I watch
Shirleylock Holmes at our house?Copy !req
277. I'll never be able to hear it
with that new babyCopy !req
278. squawking the whole time.Copy !req
279. Now, sweetheart, Daddy's got to put in
a little overtime today,Copy !req
280. so that Mommy won't be so ashamed
of his quarterly earnings.Copy !req
281. Hi, Uncle Stu.Copy !req
282. Sorry to hear your pony is so slow.Copy !req
283. We don't have a pony, Angelica.Copy !req
284. Then how come you told Mommy
Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?Copy !req
285. "Loser"?Copy !req
286. I...Copy !req
287. Excuse me, bro.Copy !req
288. My tax deductions are crying!Copy !req
289. You can't deduct them
if you don't have any income!Copy !req
290. Tommy! Dil!Copy !req
291. Boys, what are you doing?Copy !req
292. Dil, what say we give Tommy
a little turn with the bear? Huh?Copy !req
293. Or not.Copy !req
294. Hey, champ,
why don't you come with me for a minute?Copy !req
295. I got something to show youCopy !req
296. that's even better
than your old teddy bear.Copy !req
297. We weren't gonna give you this
until you were a little bit older,Copy !req
298. but I think now's the right time.Copy !req
299. Shiny, huh?Copy !req
300. And Grandpa Lou put your picture inside.Copy !req
301. I know it's hard, Tommy.Copy !req
302. You have a little brother now,
and that's a big change.Copy !req
303. Dil can be pretty tough
to get along with, huh?Copy !req
304. But sometimes little brothers,Copy !req
305. they aren't everything
you'd hoped they'd be.Copy !req
306. That's why big brothers
have got to have faith.Copy !req
307. And one day, you'll see,Copy !req
308. he'll change.Copy !req
309. - Ooh!
- After all,Copy !req
310. you've got responsibility now.Copy !req
311. I know I can trust
that you'll stick by Dil's sideCopy !req
312. and be a swell big brother.Copy !req
313. Sponsatility.Copy !req
314. - Wow!
- Wow!Copy !req
315. What is that, you guys?Copy !req
316. Reptar!Copy !req
317. On wheels.Copy !req
318. What do you think it's for?Copy !req
319. I don't know.Copy !req
320. I bet it could take us to the baby store.Copy !req
321. Great idea, Lillian.Copy !req
322. We could take Dil to the hopsicleCopy !req
323. - and get Tommy's moneys back.
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. - It's money back bearantee.
- Guys.Copy !req
325. Guys, Tommy's not gonna
be happy about this.Copy !req
326. Well, he's sure not happy now.Copy !req
327. Well...Copy !req
328. You watch.Copy !req
329. Once Dil goes back to the baby store,
Tommy will be happy.Copy !req
330. I don't know about this.Copy !req
331. What are you doing?Copy !req
332. We— Well, actually, Lillian was...Copy !req
333. We're taking Dil
back to the hopsicle, Tommy.Copy !req
334. We're gonna get your moneys back.Copy !req
335. What? You can't do that.Copy !req
336. My mommy and daddy want to keep him.Copy !req
337. See? See?Copy !req
338. Why? All he does is cry and poop.Copy !req
339. - So do you.
- I don't cry that much.Copy !req
340. Well, you poop an awful lot.Copy !req
341. Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants.Copy !req
342. I am not a poopie monster!Copy !req
343. Girl DetectiveCopy !req
344. right after these messages.Copy !req
345. - We thought you'd be happy, Tommy.
- Well, I'm not.Copy !req
346. Hey, babies. Knock it off.Copy !req
347. Cynthia and me are trying to watch TV.Copy !req
348. Huh?Copy !req
349. Hey, hands off the merchandise, pinkie.Copy !req
350. Whoa!Copy !req
351. - Pretty good.
- Pretty good.Copy !req
352. Be nice, Angelica. He didn't mean it.Copy !req
353. You wanna ride in a wagon?Copy !req
354. I'll give you a ride,Copy !req
355. to outside space.Copy !req
356. Ow!Copy !req
357. My show!Copy !req
358. Next commercial,
you babies are in big trouble!Copy !req
359. All aboard.Copy !req
360. Just walk away, Chuckie. Walk away.Copy !req
361. Oh! Wait for me!Copy !req
362. - Which way to the hopsicle?
- We're not going to the hopsicle!Copy !req
363. Well, we're going somewheres.Copy !req
364. Uh, pardon me.
Pickup for Pickles to Japan?Copy !req
365. Take it away, take it away.Copy !req
366. Yeah, have a good day.Copy !req
367. Pipe down, Spike!Copy !req
368. Me and Cynthia are watching...Copy !req
369. Cynthia?Copy !req
370. Nice try, babies. Now give me back my...Copy !req
371. Cynthia!Copy !req
372. They took Cynthia. Spike. Come on.Copy !req
373. You're gonna be my butthound.Copy !req
374. We gotta search every doghouse,
playhouse, tree house, and dollhouse!Copy !req
375. I want those foogitives back in custardy.Copy !req
376. Bad dog! Bad dog!Copy !req
377. Stop!Copy !req
378. Deed, just go to the spa and relax.Copy !req
379. Pop and I are doing fine
taking care of the...Copy !req
380. Pop? Where's the crate?Copy !req
381. Huh? Huh? Oh.Copy !req
382. Uh, I guess the delivery folks
must have come.Copy !req
383. Wow! They loaded her up
and everything, huh?Copy !req
384. Stu, let me talk to Tommy.Copy !req
385. Sure, I'll let you talk to Tommy.Copy !req
386. Um, Pop, where are the kids?Copy !req
387. That's funny.Copy !req
388. They were here a minute ago,
playing in the...Copy !req
389. - The crate!
- The crate!Copy !req
390. Honey, I'm gonna have to call you back.Copy !req
391. Whoa!Copy !req
392. Whoa!Copy !req
393. Whoa!Copy !req
394. Whoa!Copy !req
395. Ow!Copy !req
396. How could you fall asleep when
you were supposed to be watching the kids?Copy !req
397. We'll never find the babies
with this jerk in front of us!Copy !req
398. This is more fun than picking noses.Copy !req
399. Or making bubbles in the bathtub.Copy !req
400. I don't know if I should throw up
or throw down.Copy !req
401. I've turned this plane upside down,
and I assure you there are no children.Copy !req
402. - No.
- We found a kid,Copy !req
403. but he's not the one you're looking for.Copy !req
404. Tommy!Copy !req
405. Sprout?Copy !req
406. Dil!Copy !req
407. Angelica?Copy !req
408. Where can they be? We gotta find them!Copy !req
409. Find what?Copy !req
410. Einstein here lost the kids.Copy !req
411. I lost the kids?Copy !req
412. See?Copy !req
413. Where are we?Copy !req
414. I don't know.Copy !req
415. It looks kinda like the park.Copy !req
416. Only biggerer.Copy !req
417. Biggerer?Copy !req
418. This place is biggerer than the park
and the backyard all put together.Copy !req
419. This is bad, you guys. This is bad.Copy !req
420. Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother
is broked again.Copy !req
421. Oh, no. Dil, are you okay?Copy !req
422. I think he's gonna explode.Copy !req
423. - Poopie.
- What?Copy !req
424. Pooping!Copy !req
425. Ew!Copy !req
426. Well, I guess
we'll have to change his diapie.Copy !req
427. What do you mean, "we"?Copy !req
428. I can't believe you left themCopy !req
429. with your father.Copy !req
430. The man slept through Pearl Harbor,
for heaven's sakes.Copy !req
431. I sounded the alarm as soon as I could.Copy !req
432. Ah, Mrs. Pickles,
did your son have any enemies?Copy !req
433. - Oh.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
434. Any underworld or mob connections?Copy !req
435. He is a baby!Copy !req
436. The powder goes on his bottom, Tommy!Copy !req
437. Well, I'm doing the best I can.Copy !req
438. - Pee-pee.
- Look out.Copy !req
439. Stop it, Dil.Copy !req
440. Get off me.Copy !req
441. Frog! Frog! Ah!Copy !req
442. - Your brother made a frog jump on me!
- Stop it.Copy !req
443. - Stop it.
- Stop it.Copy !req
444. - You stop it!
- Stop it.Copy !req
445. - Stop it.
- Stop it.Copy !req
446. Hey, guys, maybe we should
stop playing aroundCopy !req
447. and figure out how to get home.Copy !req
448. But, Tommy,
we don't even know where we are.Copy !req
449. I know. I've got my sponsatility!Copy !req
450. What's a sponsatility, Tommy?Copy !req
451. Sounds yucky.Copy !req
452. No, it's what you get
for being a big brother.Copy !req
453. It's just like Okey-Dokey Jones uses
when he has to find his way home.Copy !req
454. I thought that's called a crumpus.Copy !req
455. Well, my dad gave it to me,
and he called it a sponsatility.Copy !req
456. - Where's it say to go?
- Well, um...Copy !req
457. Uh, hmm...Copy !req
458. This way. Ah, hmm...Copy !req
459. That's the way! Straight up that hill!Copy !req
460. Whoa!Copy !req
461. Bad dog! Bad dog! Stop!Copy !req
462. Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
463. Whoa!Copy !req
464. You know, not all dogs go to heaven.Copy !req
465. There he is.Copy !req
466. Mr. Pickles,
is it true you shipped your own childrenCopy !req
467. to Tokyo in a wooden box?Copy !req
468. Is it true a dingo ate your baby?Copy !req
469. Mr. Pickles, how many pecks
of pickled peppers did you pick?Copy !req
470. Look.Copy !req
471. Childhood, a time of innocence,
a time of joy.Copy !req
472. A time of unspeakable,
unrelenting tragedy.Copy !req
473. Mrs. Pickles, tell us how it feelsCopy !req
474. to know you may never see
your children again.Copy !req
475. Criminy!Copy !req
476. Can't you pit bulls show some compassion?Copy !req
477. I'm so sorry. Forgive me.Copy !req
478. Please tell us how it feelsCopy !req
479. to know you may never see
your children again.Copy !req
480. - That's it! Let me at him!
- Hold your horses, Betty.Copy !req
481. All right!Copy !req
482. Hold on, Jonathan.
There's an alarming crowd at my in-laws',Copy !req
483. indicating either a yard sale
or a family tragedy.Copy !req
484. - Let me get back to you.
- It's the brother. Hey!Copy !req
485. Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing
your brother lost your only daughter?Copy !req
486. He what?Copy !req
487. Share your pain.Copy !req
488. You're breaking my arm!Copy !req
489. Only 'cause I can't reach your neck!Copy !req
490. - You moronic idiot!
- And there you have it.Copy !req
491. Two sour Pickles and young Tammy,
baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill,Copy !req
492. little Chunky and poor Amelia,
all vanished without a trace.Copy !req
493. I'm Rex Pester,Copy !req
494. and I'll be back
with more Big Action News.Copy !req
495. Mr. Swenson on Center
saw Angelica and SpikeCopy !req
496. run through his garden
and head north on I-99.Copy !req
497. - My baby!
- Let's go!Copy !req
498. Private First Class Pickles
reporting for duty.Copy !req
499. Just get in. Come on.Copy !req
500. Good job, you guys.Copy !req
501. We're almost there.Copy !req
502. Good, Dil. Now, play nice.Copy !req
503. Not much fun back there, is it?Copy !req
504. We're doing okay.Copy !req
505. That's some good hitting there, Dilly.Copy !req
506. I'm hungry.Copy !req
507. Right about now my daddy'd be making me
a fried bologna sandwich. Mmm!Copy !req
508. I can almost smell that burning.Copy !req
509. Ooh! It tastes all crunchy.Copy !req
510. Stop it, Chuckie. You're making me hungry.Copy !req
511. Oh, no.Copy !req
512. We can't see our houses from here, Tommy.Copy !req
513. We can't see any houses from here.Copy !req
514. We're doomed. Doomed.Copy !req
515. Doomed, I tell you.Copy !req
516. Mrs. Pickles, I know this is hard for you,Copy !req
517. but can you identify this binky?Copy !req
518. This is all Dil's fault, right, Chuckie?Copy !req
519. - Uh...
- Nuh-uh!Copy !req
520. This never would have happenedCopy !req
521. if you hadn't putted him in the wagon
in the first place. Right, Chuckie?Copy !req
522. Um, nuh-uh!Copy !req
523. It's not our fault you got a bad, naughty,
stinky baby for a brother!Copy !req
524. He's not naughty.Copy !req
525. He's just a... He's just a baby!Copy !req
526. How could you be mad
just because you're, um...Copy !req
527. standing there all nakey?Copy !req
528. I mean, I'm sure he's just trying to help.Copy !req
529. And 'sides, it's hot— phew—
'sploring in the woods all day.Copy !req
530. A little breeze feels good.
Just what I needed.Copy !req
531. Oh, thank you, Dil.Copy !req
532. Those hippups
are really starting to bug me.Copy !req
533. Face it, Tommy.Copy !req
534. Having a baby brother
just isn't what you expected.Copy !req
535. Hey, you guys, look.Copy !req
536. Somebody's house. Tommy was right.Copy !req
537. Wow! My sponsatility does work.Copy !req
538. Yeah, but who'd have a house
way out here in the forest?Copy !req
539. Maybe a lizard lives there.Copy !req
540. A lizard?Copy !req
541. You know, a big guy
with a pointy hat that grants wishes.Copy !req
542. All's we gots to do is knock on the door
and say we wanna go home.Copy !req
543. See? Then everything
will be back to Norman.Copy !req
544. - Thank Bob.
- Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
545. Come on, guys!
We're off to see the lizard!Copy !req
546. Tommy, are you okay?Copy !req
547. I'm fine.Copy !req
548. I just tripped in a little hole,
that's all.Copy !req
549. Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feet,Copy !req
550. only if he was a giant.Copy !req
551. I saw feetprints like that
in our storybook.Copy !req
552. A wolf made them, and then he ate
that little red riding girl.Copy !req
553. A wolf ate a girl?Copy !req
554. Uh... They got her out.Copy !req
555. I don't think it's a wolf, Chuckie.Copy !req
556. If it was, we'd hear him say...Copy !req
557. That was pretty good.Copy !req
558. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
559. - Do you see the wolf?
- I don't know what he looks like.Copy !req
560. Teeth! Teeth and fur!Copy !req
561. And teeth!Copy !req
562. No, Dil.Copy !req
563. Bad Dil.Copy !req
564. No.Copy !req
565. I am Reptar!Copy !req
566. Margaret? That's your name, isn't it?Copy !req
567. I'm sure you've run afoul
of many a scary pedestrian.Copy !req
568. But out here, we have what you might call...Copy !req
569. Hmm. How should I put it?Copy !req
570. Actual danger.Copy !req
571. Danger?Copy !req
572. Grizzlies that'll rip
the top off your car.Copy !req
573. Bobcats, wolves, wolverines,
which are something entirely different.Copy !req
574. And dragons.Copy !req
575. Tommy, I saw some grown-ups. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
576. I don't know how.Copy !req
577. Well, I hope you figure it out,
'cause I didn't bring no bathing suit!Copy !req
578. Whoa!Copy !req
579. Ah!Copy !req
580. Phew!Copy !req
581. Any further,
and I would have needed a fresh diapie.Copy !req
582. Dil, no!Copy !req
583. Aqua Reptar, engage.Copy !req
584. I'm telling you, I saw a dragon.Copy !req
585. Margaret.Copy !req
586. A big, green, fire-breathing dragon.Copy !req
587. I've got to call headquarters.Copy !req
588. While you're at it,
you might ask for a new assignment,Copy !req
589. say, a city park.Copy !req
590. 'Cause, you see, out here in the country,
you have to be just a little tougher.Copy !req
591. The dragon! I just saw it! I saw it!Copy !req
592. Where? Where?Copy !req
593. Where? Here? Where?Copy !req
594. Bingo. Lookee here.Copy !req
595. A wrapper from a Cynthia sweet bar.Copy !req
596. My angel. She's been here.Copy !req
597. Yep, I figure she's tracking the sprouts.Copy !req
598. It's the Pickles' blood.Copy !req
599. I myself spent 15 daysCopy !req
600. tracking Sitting Bull
through the Northwest Territory.Copy !req
601. - The year was 19...
- Over here!Copy !req
602. We found some wheel tracks and
baby footprints heading into the woods.Copy !req
603. Well, actually, Howard found them.
Although, see, I saw them.Copy !req
604. They must be in my Reptar Wagon.Copy !req
605. It's the perfect children's toy.Copy !req
606. You and your stupid inventions!Copy !req
607. My stupid inventions?Copy !req
608. That's it!Copy !req
609. All right, the pups are in the woods.Copy !req
610. You men, follow those tracks.Copy !req
611. We'll head to the ranger's station
and start the search from there.Copy !req
612. Now, move! Hut, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
613. Stu, where are you going?Copy !req
614. Trust me, Deed. I have a plan.Copy !req
615. I got it. I got the shot.Copy !req
616. Slob the poop deck, Mr. Phil.Copy !req
617. Hoist the ankle, number one.Copy !req
618. Yo ho ho ho ho!Copy !req
619. Dil!Copy !req
620. Help me, Tommy!Copy !req
621. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
622. Fish!Copy !req
623. Man overboard!Copy !req
624. Hang on, Chuckie.Copy !req
625. Look at him go.Copy !req
626. Tommy, why didn't you help me?Copy !req
627. I'm sorry, Chuckie,
but Dil, he needed me, and he's just a...Copy !req
628. - Just a baby.
- Just a baby.Copy !req
629. Uh-oh!Copy !req
630. Hard to port side!Copy !req
631. Turn! Turn around!Copy !req
632. Help me, you guys!Copy !req
633. Help!Copy !req
634. Tommy.Copy !req
635. Dil, no!Copy !req
636. Ooh!Copy !req
637. Now, I knew my Dactar would come in handy.Copy !req
638. Pop, are you okay?Copy !req
639. Oh, Pop.Copy !req
640. Do you think we'll still be able
to find the lizard's house, Tommy?Copy !req
641. Uh... Oh, sure, Chuckie.Copy !req
642. Long as I got my sponsatility,
we'll never be losted.Copy !req
643. Which way are we apposed to go?Copy !req
644. Um... uh... um...Copy !req
645. That way.Copy !req
646. Hey, lookee, footprints.Copy !req
647. Maybe there's other babies around here.Copy !req
648. Those are our feetprints, Chuckie.Copy !req
649. You're leading us
around and around, Tommy.Copy !req
650. But it was working before.Copy !req
651. I don't think it ever worked.Copy !req
652. I think your sponsatility's broke,
just like your brother.Copy !req
653. My brother is not broke!Copy !req
654. He pulled the lever!Copy !req
655. He tried to send us into the big Jacuzzi.Copy !req
656. We could have been drownded.Copy !req
657. Hey, you guys!Copy !req
658. What is it, Chuckie?Copy !req
659. Clown!Copy !req
660. What's a train doing
in the middle of the forest?Copy !req
661. Maybe some giant baby
losted his choo choo.Copy !req
662. Mine! Mine!Copy !req
663. What? What do you want?Copy !req
664. Hungry, hungry.Copy !req
665. But I really want
to go play with the monkeys.Copy !req
666. Hungry, hungry.Copy !req
667. Watch my brother.
I gotta get the diapie bag.Copy !req
668. Hey, leave him alone. He's not a nanner.Copy !req
669. Oh, no. Hey, guys, help!Copy !req
670. There's a monkey
who's trying to take Tommy's brother.Copy !req
671. - So?
- Oh, just help me, okay?Copy !req
672. Don't touch my hair. Hey.Copy !req
673. Buzz off!Copy !req
674. Let go!Copy !req
675. - Okay!
- Okay!Copy !req
676. This is just great.Copy !req
677. I tell you, it can't get any worser than...Copy !req
678. this.Copy !req
679. - At least the monkeys are gone.
- Yeah.Copy !req
680. And they took baby Dil with them.Copy !req
681. Hey, Spike!Copy !req
682. Where are you going, you dumb dog?Copy !req
683. Hey. My rolly blade is cracked.Copy !req
684. Oh, Cynthia.Copy !req
685. Are they taking care of you?Copy !req
686. Will they know to comb your hair,Copy !req
687. or change you into your sports jumper
with matching neckerchief at lunch time?Copy !req
688. PU, Spike! Dog breath!Copy !req
689. Spike?Copy !req
690. Don't worry. This time she'll fly.Copy !req
691. I'm facing into the wind.Copy !req
692. - He's ready?
- No.Copy !req
693. - Go?
- No!Copy !req
694. All right, then!Copy !req
695. Oh, this is bad. Bad.Copy !req
696. Shh! Here comes Tommy.Copy !req
697. Put the blankie on him.Copy !req
698. Okay, guys. I got it.Copy !req
699. Um, I think it's gonna rain, Tommy.Copy !req
700. Oh, yeah. We better go.Copy !req
701. I gotta finish feeding my brother.Copy !req
702. I don't think he's hungry.Copy !req
703. Yeah. And besides, he's...Copy !req
704. A monkey?Copy !req
705. Wow! Look at that!Copy !req
706. My brother turned into a monkey?Copy !req
707. Come on, Tommy. We gotta get outta here.Copy !req
708. I can't go home
with my brother being a monkey.Copy !req
709. Oh! But, Tommy,
we gotta get to the lizard's house.Copy !req
710. That's it! I'll get the lizard
to wish him back into a people.Copy !req
711. But the lizard's
only gonna give us one wish.Copy !req
712. Yeah, and if you use it up on Dil,
how are we gonna get home?Copy !req
713. He's my brother, Chuckie.
I have to wish him back.Copy !req
714. - You can't do that.
- Yes, I can.Copy !req
715. What would you do
if Phil turned into a monkey?Copy !req
716. That's different. I like Phillip!Copy !req
717. 'Sides, you'd be wasting your wish anyway,Copy !req
718. 'cause that's not even your brother.Copy !req
719. Wait a minute.Copy !req
720. What Lillian means is, um...Copy !req
721. the monkeys kind of took baby Dil,
and we just—Copy !req
722. We thought you wouldn't mind
a baby monkey instead.Copy !req
723. - What?
- Lookee, Tommy, nobody likes him.Copy !req
724. We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy.Copy !req
725. You can find your brother by yourself.Copy !req
726. Will you help me, Chuckie?Copy !req
727. Sorry, Tommy.Copy !req
728. But... But you're my bestest friend.Copy !req
729. Yeah? Well, if I'm your bestest friend,Copy !req
730. then how come when I got throwed up on,
you didn't help me? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
731. And when I falled overboard,
you didn't help me.Copy !req
732. And then when the monkey dropped me,Copy !req
733. you didn't even care about my boo-boo.Copy !req
734. Face it, Tommy.Copy !req
735. You don't got a bestest friend no more.Copy !req
736. All you gots is a brother.Copy !req
737. Oh, um...Copy !req
738. Fine. I'll go find him by myself.Copy !req
739. You dumb butthound!Copy !req
740. Fine. I hope you turn into a frog.Copy !req
741. I'll find Cynthia myself.Copy !req
742. Yeah!Copy !req
743. Stop! I said stop!Copy !req
744. Cynthia!Copy !req
745. Hey! Give me back my brother! Shoo!Copy !req
746. Get out of here, you monkey!Copy !req
747. Go!Copy !req
748. Come on. Let's get out of this rain.Copy !req
749. I know you rookies can get excited
and lose your heads,Copy !req
750. but veterans like me know the key is
to remain calm and cool and collected.Copy !req
751. Please, our kids are lost in the storm.Copy !req
752. You've got to help us.Copy !req
753. There's dragons out there!Copy !req
754. I'm a park ranger,Copy !req
755. not a Knight of the Round Table!Copy !req
756. Go find somebody with a lance!Copy !req
757. Never mind him. Come with me.Copy !req
758. Where you going? Come here.
I got... The dragon... I saw it.Copy !req
759. We'll just have a little bottleCopy !req
760. and take a nice nappy,
and everything will be okay.Copy !req
761. Mine! Mine!Copy !req
762. But I'm hungry, too.Copy !req
763. Stop it!Copy !req
764. Dil, that's enough.Copy !req
765. Stop it!Copy !req
766. You didn't leave any for me!Copy !req
767. All gone.Copy !req
768. Dil.Copy !req
769. Dil!Copy !req
770. My blankie! My blankie!Copy !req
771. - Dil!
- My blankie!Copy !req
772. My blankie!Copy !req
773. I need some blankie, too.Copy !req
774. Mine! Mine!Copy !req
775. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
776. Mine!Copy !req
777. Lookee, lookee.Copy !req
778. You think it's funny?Copy !req
779. Phil and Lil was right!Copy !req
780. You're a bad, naughty baby,
and you're never gonna get any better!Copy !req
781. I'm through being your big brother!Copy !req
782. I don't want my sponsatility no more!Copy !req
783. Monkey. My monkey.Copy !req
784. Mine.Copy !req
785. You want monkeys?Copy !req
786. Okay. I'll give you monkeys.Copy !req
787. You'll have a monkey mommy
and a monkey daddyCopy !req
788. and a monkey brother!Copy !req
789. I should've let my friends
take you back to the hopsicle,Copy !req
790. but, "No," I said.Copy !req
791. "He didn't mean it," I said.
"He was only playing."Copy !req
792. Well, I was wrong!Copy !req
793. Now I don't even have friends.Copy !req
794. Dil wants monkeys,Copy !req
795. and monkeys want the nanners.Copy !req
796. So everybody gets what they want.Copy !req
797. My nanana.Copy !req
798. My nanana.Copy !req
799. I'm sorry, Dil.Copy !req
800. It's okay, Dil.Copy !req
801. Everything is gonna be okay.Copy !req
802. Phil?Copy !req
803. Lil?Copy !req
804. Oh, Phil.Copy !req
805. Chuckie?Copy !req
806. He always loved climbing on trees.Copy !req
807. Now a tree's climbed on him.Copy !req
808. He was my favoritest brother.Copy !req
809. Speak to me, Phillip.Copy !req
810. Hey, you guys seen my shoes?Copy !req
811. Phillip!Copy !req
812. I don't like this adventure
anymore, Phillip.Copy !req
813. Gosh, Chuckie,
this time we really are doomed.Copy !req
814. Doomed! Doomed!Copy !req
815. Doomed!Copy !req
816. - Phillip!
- Snap out of it, Lillian.Copy !req
817. We gotta find the lizard.Copy !req
818. I don't know, guys.Copy !req
819. If we find the lizard and Tommy doesn't,Copy !req
820. how's he ever gonna get home?Copy !req
821. What are you worried about him for?Copy !req
822. He's the one who was gonna let you
get eated by a fish.Copy !req
823. All he cares about now is baby Dil.Copy !req
824. Yeah, well, somebody has to.Copy !req
825. Don't they?Copy !req
826. My Tommy.Copy !req
827. My Dil.Copy !req
828. Oh!Copy !req
829. We'll never find them.Copy !req
830. Can't you do something?Copy !req
831. Come on, baby. Come on!Copy !req
832. Sky Pickle to Ground Pickle.Copy !req
833. Stu? Stu, is that you?Copy !req
834. Roger that, Deed.Copy !req
835. We have aerial search!Copy !req
836. Oh, no.Copy !req
837. Nice monkeys, uh...Copy !req
838. Not so fast, you monkeys!Copy !req
839. Lil! Phil! You came back!Copy !req
840. Oh, but where's...Copy !req
841. I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!Copy !req
842. Chuckie!Copy !req
843. Hi, Tommy!Copy !req
844. Hey, monkeys!Copy !req
845. You want nanners?Copy !req
846. Well, come and get 'em!Copy !req
847. Gosh, I never knowed he was so brave.Copy !req
848. Yeah. I'm gonna miss him.Copy !req
849. Well, we better get in the wagon
and get out of here.Copy !req
850. No! You guys take Dil
and go look for the lizard.Copy !req
851. I gotta go help my bestest friend.Copy !req
852. Whoa!Copy !req
853. Dumb dog.Copy !req
854. There's no babies around here.Copy !req
855. There you are!Copy !req
856. Hand over my Cynthia, Finster.Copy !req
857. Run, Angelica! The monkeys is coming!Copy !req
858. - Huh?
- The monkeys is coming!Copy !req
859. Cynthia!Copy !req
860. Hey!Copy !req
861. Whoa!Copy !req
862. Stop!Copy !req
863. Spike!Copy !req
864. You found me.Copy !req
865. Ugh!Copy !req
866. Nice monkeys. Nice monkeys.Copy !req
867. I was only kidding.Copy !req
868. Don't be mad at me. Please?Copy !req
869. Okay.Copy !req
870. Help.Copy !req
871. Tommy. Thank goodness.Copy !req
872. Come on, Chuckie!Copy !req
873. Chuckie!Copy !req
874. The lizard's house.Copy !req
875. Let's find the others.Copy !req
876. We gots a lizard to see!Copy !req
877. I can't look. I can't look!Copy !req
878. Spike.Copy !req
879. Spike!Copy !req
880. My ball.Copy !req
881. Don't let them take me, Tommy.Copy !req
882. I don't want to be monkey boy!Copy !req
883. Hang on to your diapies, babies!Copy !req
884. Good one, Dil.Copy !req
885. - Nice!
- Dilly!Copy !req
886. Thanks, Dil.Copy !req
887. Dilly, you're my hero.Copy !req
888. Bye-bye, monkeys.Copy !req
889. Ah! Ooh! Stop it.Copy !req
890. Cynthia!Copy !req
891. Hey, you stupid diaper bags!
Wait for me!Copy !req
892. Dumb monkeys.Copy !req
893. After all I've done for you babies,Copy !req
894. you were gonna leave me
and Cynthia behind!Copy !req
895. I didn't know she could fly.Copy !req
896. I think it's 'cause she's a witch.Copy !req
897. Hang on, Angelica!Copy !req
898. A truckload of babies
and their pet horse lost in the woods.Copy !req
899. Our hearts go outCopy !req
900. - to their grief-stricken parents.
- Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
901. - Oh! Oh! Look out!
- Pickles!Copy !req
902. Now look what you've done!Copy !req
903. Are you out of your mind, Pickles?Copy !req
904. And I never won an Emmy!Copy !req
905. Oops.Copy !req
906. I'm coming, Tommy.Copy !req
907. I'm coming, Dil. Whoa! Ah!Copy !req
908. Hurry up, babies.Copy !req
909. Don't let them take me.Copy !req
910. Don't let them take Cynthia.Copy !req
911. I don't think
they're gonna take anyone. Look.Copy !req
912. - Bye-bye, monkeys!
- Hooray!Copy !req
913. Dumb-dumb monkeys!Copy !req
914. We wanna go home. We wanna go home.Copy !req
915. Yucky.Copy !req
916. - Yay, Spike!
- Spike, Spike!Copy !req
917. - No, Spike!
- Spike!Copy !req
918. - Spike! Oh, no!
- Go get him, Spikey!Copy !req
919. You dumb wolf!Copy !req
920. Spike!Copy !req
921. Spike?Copy !req
922. Oh, Spike.Copy !req
923. Dumb dog.Copy !req
924. Why'd you have to go and...Copy !req
925. Whoa!Copy !req
926. Deed, I found them!Copy !req
927. They're over by the ranger station!Copy !req
928. I'm going in!Copy !req
929. The lizard.Copy !req
930. Please, Mr. Lizard, we wish we could go...Copy !req
931. We wish we had our doggie back.Copy !req
932. Spike.Copy !req
933. He's alive.Copy !req
934. Thank you, Mr. Lizard!Copy !req
935. My babies!Copy !req
936. Oh, Dil!Copy !req
937. My darling!Copy !req
938. Thank goodness!Copy !req
939. We're here.
Betty... Betty and Daddy are here.Copy !req
940. - Oh, you rascals.
- Oh!Copy !req
941. - Daddy's here. Oh, Chuckie!
- Angelica, sweetheart.Copy !req
942. - Everything's going to be okay.
- Mommy! Daddy!Copy !req
943. Did you miss me? Are you okay?Copy !req
944. You've got the Pickle spirit, son.Copy !req
945. Maybe not the brains, but the spirit.Copy !req
946. Stu, you did it. You found our boys.Copy !req
947. Yeah, I guess I did.Copy !req
948. - My little furry comrades.
- Yes.Copy !req
949. My splendid monkeys, come to papa.Copy !req
950. Who's your daddy?Copy !req
951. Babies and monkeys, both lost.
Now both found.Copy !req
952. This is my story, pal.Copy !req
953. I'm Rex Pester. Stay tuned.Copy !req
954. No, not the toupee. No.Copy !req
955. Go get him, you little simians!Copy !req
956. Time for your close-up.Copy !req
957. Oh, dear. Wow. That was bad.Copy !req
958. I'm sorry about all this, Drew.Copy !req
959. It's all right, little brother.Copy !req
960. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.Copy !req
961. Now I have my whole family together again.Copy !req
962. Remember there was Swamptar?Copy !req
963. Yeah, I remember that...Copy !req
964. So that was our big adventure.Copy !req
965. The monkeys founded their daddies,Copy !req
966. and we all gots to go home
and have fried bologna sandwiches.Copy !req
967. Except Dil, cause he gots no teeth.Copy !req
968. But if you think things
went back to the way they was before,Copy !req
969. you're wrong,
cause now, thanks to baby Dil,Copy !req
970. they was even better.Copy !req
971. Way to go, Dilly!Copy !req