1. Hey, Frank! Let's
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hour's work to do.
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and then I'll show him the ropes.
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me before you go?
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Got to move.
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Well, you have a nice 4th,
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at the barbecue.
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I'll be there with bells on.
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and I mean this sincerely.
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Louis University Medical School.
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skeletons with perfect teeth.
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- Okay.
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into two sections.
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for male and the "F" for...
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- Good boy.
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"pretty tough", but no, that's...
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- Very good.
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there and lay it in that crate.
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for this little lady.
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her to be comfortable.
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Grab her legs.
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Uncle Burt's paying for this.
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OK, that's fine.
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That's right.
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- Thanks.
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warehouse business.
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these skeletons from?
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- India?
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All skeletons come from India.
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skeletons with perfect teeth?
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of choppers in their puss, huh?
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skeleton farm over in India.
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Follow your uncle here.
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you what these are for.
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devices, all around here.
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don't see very often.
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Yep, for veterinarian schools.
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63. Oh, we get a lot of
orders for split dogs.
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- Yeah.
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we keep the fresh cadavers.
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for ballistic tests.
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more inventory than this,
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a shipment on Monday.
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want to be overstocked.
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to lose its freshness.
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out these shipping forms.
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79. - We gonna party tonight or what?
- Yeah, we are gonna party.
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Where we gonna party?
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81. - I don't know. Somewhere.
- Hey, we could go to the park.
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shoot us if we go back to the park.
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How 'bout you, Casey?
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86. - You like sex with death?
- Yeah, so fuck off and die.
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party tonight, Tina?
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that'd be really rad,
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when he gets off work.
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supposed to meet him?
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where he's working.
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What a dick.
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there's a place to party.
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you ever saw in here?
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Night of the Living Dead?
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107. Yeah, yeah, that's the
one where the corpses
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109. Sure. Wh-what about it?
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was based on a true case?
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zombies taking over the world.
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What really happened was
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at the V.A. hospital,
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though it was alive.
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123. 2-4-5-Trioxin,
it's called.
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marijuana or something.
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for the Army.
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made the movie
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they'd just sue his ass off.
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129. So he changed all the
facts around.
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that contaminated dirt
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134. And they kept it a secret. Shh.
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got the orders crossed,
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Darrow Chemical Company.
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143. Uh, no, I'll be home in
about an hour.
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pot roast hot, okay?
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145. Yeah, sure, I love you,
too, honey. Yeah. Kiss, kiss.
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147. - See them?
- The corpses.
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- No.
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- No way.
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It's a bitch.
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those bodies here and left them?
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153. Well, you know the Army.
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159. Oh, shit. Look at that.
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160. - You say that thing was alive?
- So they say.
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162. - Hey, these things don't leak, do they?
- Leak? Hell, no.
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163. These things were made by the
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.
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164. Oh, fuck!
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166. The usual, crap.
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from Station 3 at 1600—
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173. I'll be home all evening. Right.
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174. It's nerve-racking to live around
that equipment all the time.
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175. They have to be able to reach
me 24 hours a day, wherever I am.
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stuff affects my oven.
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178. When we find them, you can
have the equipment taken out.
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180. Christ, Ethel, I don't know!
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182. Look, we've been
through all this before.
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184. Where the fuck we going, anyway?
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185. - To party!
- To pick up Freddy.
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186. Oh, yeah, what the fuck is
Freddy up to these days, anyway?
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187. - He got himself a job.
- Oh, no shit? What job?
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- Yeah? That sounds like a shitty job.
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of the United States,
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money to buy stuff.
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191. Oh, yeah, maybe he'll
buy something from me?
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192. He don't like your
kind of stuff, Suicide.
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193. How come you guys only come 'round
when you need a ride someplace?
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194. 'Cause you one spooky
motherfucker, Suicide.
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195. Oh, you think I'm spooky, huh?
What the fuck!
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197. - I like it. It's a statement.
- Come on, let's go get the prick.
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- Why not?
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199. - You might freak out his boss.
- Well, that's not nice.
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200. Yeah, what does he think
we are, weird or something?
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201. - What time does Freddy get off?
- 10:00.
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fuckin' hours.
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You wanna buy some gas, idiot?
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in there for a while.
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turn over gravestones?
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around the graveyard.
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this is such a good idea.
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- Road flares, asswipe.
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- I just want to party.
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I don't feel so good.
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happened to the body?
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when it hit the air.
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anything like that before.
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better tell Burt about this.
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or something.
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either that or it's all over everything.
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some deodorant around here.
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- A dog?
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- I don't know. It sounds sore!
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- Yeah! Yeah!
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260. The goddamn chemicals,
it's all over everything.
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if you like this job.
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264. - Think! Think!
- We gotta call the cops.
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call the cops.
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to this company?
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- Well, think of our reputation!
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on the side of the tank?
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"Call in case of an emergency."
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Army around this place.
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- Well, what are we gonna do?
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We're gonna call the boss.
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horrible way to die?
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dying too much.
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299. That's right. Throw it, baby.
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Darrow Chemical Company,
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by the government.
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I might even lose my business.
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goddamn it.
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all this evidence around here
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That's what we got to do.
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you're sure he's a dead cadaver?
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the door and find out?
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I'll take your word for that.
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going— we'll have to kill it.
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I don't know, let me think.
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- The brain, right. Yeah.
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- Here, hold this, Frank.
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over here. Frank, right here.
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you brain it with that axe.
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stop it from moaning?
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- Hold him down, now, hold him down,
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- Get him!
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- Get a rope!
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Get one. Hold him down!
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- Got him!
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- Well, it ain't working now, Frank.
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Maybe it won't die.
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that's stronger.
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everything, like the bones?
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works late on Friday nights.
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mortuary across the street.
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across the street, Frank.
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Ernie about 25 years.
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friendship. I'm not sure.
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does it make you nervous?
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you know that?
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you guys, and what do I get?
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to say, you know?
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for the dead, will ya?
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- Where?
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be going into a mortuary?
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427. Damn!
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428. What do you say, Ernie?
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429. Hey, Ernie.
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430. Whoa!
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431. - Take it easy.
- Sorry, I didn't hear you.
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432. Fast on the draw.
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433. Whew.
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434. You are working late tonight.
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435. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pretty much. Kind of...
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436. What time is it?
You want a cup of coffee?
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437. Uh, no. No, thank you. I'm all right.
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438. I do, and I need it.
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439. What, uh, what are— what
are you doing there, Ernie?
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440. Breaking out the rigor mortis.
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441. Oh, yeah?
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442. Come here.
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443. - Huh?
- Come on.
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444. You see, rigor mortis
starts in the brain.
Copy !req
445. And it spreads down
to the internal organs,
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446. and it finally settles in the muscles.
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447. It, uh,
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448. loosens up after a while,
but, uh, you can, uh,
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449. you can break it out
manually, as they say
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450. by flexing the muscles. See that?
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451. Yeah.
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452. You'll not find that
in a book, my friend.
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453. The embalming business is basically
passed on by word of mouth.
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454. I'll tell you, that's fascinating,
Ernie, that's really something.
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455. Well, he's dead now.
And I am bushed.
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456. Hey, uh, buddy boy. Uh,
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457. how long we been friends,
Ernie? About how long? About...
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458. - 25 years, give or take.
- Yeah.
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459. Uh, if I ask you a favor,
could you keep it quiet?
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460. Sure. What is it?
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461. Well, I'm gonna need
some help, Ernie,
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462. in a pretty big way, really.
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463. You can depend on me.
Why? What's wrong?
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464. Uh, I got a couple of my men out
here, y-you mind if I let them in?
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465. B-Burt, that's illegal.
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466. You can bring it on in now, please.
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467. Fred, you can put it right
over here. Right here.
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468. What is that?
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469. Right there, please.
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470. - Here?
- Yeah.
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471. I got to...
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472. Yeah.
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473. What the hell is in those bags?
Copy !req
474. - Rabid weasels.
- What?
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475. What the hell are you
doing with rabid weasels?
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476. I was trying to explain it to
you. They came as a shipment.
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477. 'Course, they weren't
supposed to be rabid,
Copy !req
478. you know, but you know
how these things happen.
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479. No, I don't. How do they happen?
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480. Watch out! Watch out,
Ernie. Don't get bit.
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481. Yeah.
Copy !req
482. Anyway, we got them,
and we need your help.
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483. How?
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484. We got to get rid of these things.
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485. Well, why don't you
call an animal shelter?
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486. Well, word'd get out,
hurt my business.
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487. You know, that's a
bad scene, rabies.
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488. I don't think so.
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489. I mean, so what?
You don't run a pet store.
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490. So, some lab animals got rabies.
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491. Come on, guys,
take them to the pound.
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492. Well, I just can't do that.
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493. You got to—you got to
take my word for it.
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494. What the hell do you
want me to do?
Copy !req
495. - You have a crematorium, right?
- You wanna burn them?
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496. Yeah, that's what I
had in mind, actually.
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497. That's cruel.
Copy !req
498. I can't think of anything else to do.
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499. Y-y-you just can't
burn animals alive.
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500. It's just too hideous.
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501. At least let me kill them first.
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502. Take 'em out in the parking lot,
and put 'em out of their misery.
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503. I don't think that'd work, Ernie.
Copy !req
504. I don't‒I don't u-understand
what's going on. W-why not?
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505. Can you swear to keep a secret, Ernie?
Copy !req
506. At this point, I don't know.
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507. No, no, y-you got to swear.
Copy !req
508. You got to, or I
just— I can't tell you.
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509. All right, I swear.
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510. Good.
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511. It's not weasels in the bags.
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512. No. No kidding. Look here.
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513. Oh!
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514. Get it off!
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515. Get it off! Get it off!
Copy !req
516. Frank!
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517. I'm sorry, Ernie.
Copy !req
518. No, it's all right.
Copy !req
519. Ernie, we got a...
Copy !req
520. We got a long story to tell you.
Copy !req
521. Oh, great. Some party.
Copy !req
522. What happened to Trash and Suicide?
Copy !req
523. Probably getting it on somewhere.
Copy !req
524. Don't even think it, Chuck.
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525. Oh, God, when's 10:00
gonna come?
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526. Hey, if you wanna split,
we could both go somewhere.
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527. You'd really like to do
it with me, wouldn't you?
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528. Hey, I mean, a girl like
you and a guy like me.
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529. Go choke a chicken.
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530. Oh, come on, Casey.
I was only kidding.
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531. Oh, great, here's your
friend and mine.
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532. Hey, fuck you, ball buster.
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533. Hey, my watch stopped.
What time is it?
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534. Going on 10:00.
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535. Oh, fudge. I'd better
get over and find Freddy.
Copy !req
536. He's gonna be getting
off any time now.
Copy !req
537. OK. Go ahead, we'll wait for you.
Copy !req
538. - Don't go anywhere, okay?
- All right.
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539. Come on, Freddy, where are you?
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540. Frankly, Burt,
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541. I think you acted precipitously
in cutting up the corpse.
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542. Well, you may be right,
I don't know, but I did it.
Copy !req
543. So what—what are we
gonna do about it, Ernie?
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544. If I let you use the crematorium,
what's in it for me?
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545. What do you want?
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546. Well, uh,
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547. the way I see it,
this is a pretty big favor.
Copy !req
548. Well, Ernie, you got it!
Whatever it is you want,
Copy !req
549. so help me, I'll—
I'll do it. I promise.
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550. I'm sorry about that.
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551. All right. Let's take
care of your problem.
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552. Yes siree,
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553. you're gonna owe me a big one.
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554. Now buddy-boy, you go get rid of
everything for me. Nothing left.
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555. - Is that right?
- Everything'll go.
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556. What about the bones?
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557. Bones are no problem.
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558. The hardest thing to burn
is the heart.
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559. The heart? Why?
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560. 'Cause it's just one big,
tough muscle.
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561. Yeah, but Ernie, I
mean, come on. We don't—
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562. We don't want the heart
sticking around.
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563. Then I'll turn it up
hotter for the heart.
Copy !req
564. And what about the split dogs?
They got to go, too.
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565. The split dogs will go, too.
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566. Come on, just give me a hand.
It's your mess.
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567. Oh.
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568. Some big favor.
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569. I can operate that goddamn thing.
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570. You're absolutely certain
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571. that this will get rid of
everything and do the trick?
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572. - I mean, nothing left?
- Nothing but a little pile of ashes.
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573. We don't even want the ashes, Ernie.
Copy !req
574. Well, then I'll turn it up higher,
and we'll burn up the ashes, too.
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575. Dust to dust.
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576. - Oh, my radio.
- Come on, you guys.
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577. Let's get back to the car.
Damn it.
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578. Come on.
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579. Freddy?
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580. Anybody?
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581. Get the fuckin' top! Fuck.
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582. Get the fuckin' top, man!
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583. Come on!
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584. Close the motherfuckin' windows.
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585. I don't have any windows.
I busted them.
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586. - Hey, my skin burns.
- Me, too. Damn it.
Copy !req
587. It's that rain,
it's like acid rain.
Copy !req
588. Start the car!
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589. It's all over me. A towel,
somebody give me a towel.
Copy !req
590. - We ain't got no towel!
- Well, then give me something.
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591. - Give me that.
- No!
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592. Give me something!
Copy !req
593. Come on, start!
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594. - Suicide, get the car going.
- I'm trying.
Copy !req
595. Oh, crap, I wonder what's
in that rain.
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596. Look at it.
Copy !req
597. It's coming down like,
einen getrunken soldat.
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598. - Is the heart gone, Ernie?
- It's all burned up.
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599. - Are you sure?
- Right up the chimney.
Copy !req
600. Goddamn, that's all we need.
We're home free, Frank.
Copy !req
601. We got it made. You just
saved our ass, buddy boy,
Copy !req
602. and I owe you one. Goddamn!
Copy !req
603. Yes, you do.
Copy !req
604. Alright, let's get back to that
warehouse, clean up the mess,
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605. and get the hell out of there.
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606. What do you say, Frank?
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607. Okay, just—just give
me a second to rest,
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608. catch my breath.
Then we'll do it, okay?
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609. Frank, I don't know about
you, but I'm really sick.
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610. Why? What's wrong, Fred?
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611. I feel like hell is what's wrong.
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612. - I'm really sick.
- I'm sick, too, Burt.
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613. Sick, like how?
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614. I feel like my head's
going to bust wide open.
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615. And I want to puke.
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616. And I'm weak, too.
Copy !req
617. Me, too. I got the chills.
Copy !req
618. It's that stuff, Burt.
Copy !req
619. It's that goddamn stuff we breathed.
Copy !req
620. What stuff? What are
you talking about, Frank?
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621. When that canister cracked,
this gas squirted out.
Copy !req
622. It hit us right in the face.
Copy !req
623. We breathed it.
Copy !req
624. It knocked us out.
Copy !req
625. We were out cold,
unconscious for a while.
Copy !req
626. Oh, Christ! Ernie.
Copy !req
627. Shouldn't we get to a doctor
or— or something like that?
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628. Yeah, Burt, I need a doctor.
Copy !req
629. Man, I'm getting the car
Copy !req
630. and taking these guys to the
emergency ward right now.
Copy !req
631. Let's go, Frank.
You're gonna be alright.
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632. We're gonna get you there.
Copy !req
633. Hey, Frank!
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634. Frank!
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635. Come here, Ernie.
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636. What's the matter? Talk to me.
Get him out of the rain.
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637. I gotta‒I gotta call my wife.
I gotta go to the hospital!
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638. You can't run around in
this storm. You're too sick.
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639. Burt.
Copy !req
640. Take it easy. Take it easy.
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641. I'm gonna call an ambulance.
Copy !req
642. Paramedics. Paramedics.
Copy !req
643. It's all right.
How do you feel now?
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644. Hello. Yes.
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645. Uh, can we get some paramedics
over here right away?
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646. That's the Resurrection Funeral Home
Copy !req
647. at 21702 East Central.
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648. Uh, well, tell them to come around
the back, to the embalming room.
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649. Uh, no, no, um...
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650. Poison. We have two men
poisoned here.
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651. Uh, well, no, we—we don't
know what kind of poison.
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652. Right.
Copy !req
653. Thank you very much. Bye.
Copy !req
654. Burt, they're on their way.
Copy !req
655. This car ain't going nowhere.
Copy !req
656. - Damn it.
- Shh-shh!
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657. Do you hear something?
Copy !req
658. Hear what?
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659. Something.
Copy !req
660. No, I don't hear nothing.
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661. This roof's leaking.
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662. - There's a rip, damn it.
- Shit.
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663. Oh, don't do that!
Copy !req
664. - Shit!
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
665. Shit, Scuz!
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666. Hello, there?
Copy !req
667. Freddy?
Copy !req
668. Anybody?
Copy !req
669. Freddy? Are you here?
Copy !req
670. Anybody here?
Copy !req
671. Who's there?
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672. Brains!
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673. Brains!
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674. Hey, I got to get out of here.
Copy !req
675. Let's go to where
Tina and Freddy are.
Copy !req
676. - Damn right.
- Fuckin' A.
Copy !req
677. Live brain.
Copy !req
678. Come on, quick!
Copy !req
679. God, my skin's really burning.
Copy !req
680. Hey, Tina!
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681. Yes! Oh, God! Help me!
Copy !req
682. - That's Tina.
- What's she yelling about?
Copy !req
683. - What's that sound?
- Through that door!
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684. Watch the fuckin' step!
Copy !req
685. Help me!
Copy !req
686. What the fuck?
Copy !req
687. Brains!
Copy !req
688. More brains.
Copy !req
689. Where the fuck you going?
Copy !req
690. Help me bar the door!
Stupid fuckers!
Copy !req
691. It's them.
Copy !req
692. Who took the poison?
Copy !req
693. Right over there.
Copy !req
694. Stick your tongue out for me.
Copy !req
695. What did you guys take?
Copy !req
696. It was some kind of industrial chemical,
Copy !req
697. I think, something in a tank.
Copy !req
698. What tank? Where?
Copy !req
699. Well, we—we're
not sure, really.
Copy !req
700. Well, can you find out?
Copy !req
701. I mean, your friends'
lives may depend on it.
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702. Yeah, well, I got to
make some phone calls,
Copy !req
703. but I‒I can't do that
before morning. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
704. Let's take some vital signs.
Copy !req
705. - Can I borrow your stethoscope?
- What's the matter?
Copy !req
706. I can't hear anything
through mine.
Copy !req
707. Well, are you sure
it's the equipment?
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708. What do you mean?
Copy !req
709. Well, I'm not getting
anything on this, either.
Copy !req
710. What do you mean? What's wrong?
Copy !req
711. What's wrong?
Copy !req
712. It's all right. We just need
to double check a couple things.
Copy !req
713. - No blood pressure.
- No pulse.
Copy !req
714. Well, what do you mean,
"No blood pressure, no pulse"?
Copy !req
715. Shh. Take it easy. Take it easy.
Copy !req
716. - What do you have?
- 70.
Copy !req
717. - 70 what?
- 70 degrees.
Copy !req
718. - Well, what's that?
- Room temperature.
Copy !req
719. Come over here for a second.
I want to talk to you.
Copy !req
720. What are you guys saying?
Copy !req
721. What are you guys saying?
Copy !req
722. What was that thing down there?
Copy !req
723. - What the fuck are we gonna do?
- Hey, Suicide's down there.
Copy !req
724. No way man, he's gone.
That thing ate his head.
Copy !req
725. Jesus!
Copy !req
726. I don't hear anything
down there, do you?
Copy !req
727. Oh, we got to call somebody.
Copy !req
728. - Who?
- The cops.
Copy !req
729. I don't wanna call no cop.
The cops are just gonna kick our ass.
Copy !req
730. Just let's get out of here, okay?
Copy !req
731. No! We gotta call somebody.
Copy !req
732. Wait a minute, where's Freddy?
Copy !req
733. He was gone, he wasn't here
when I showed up.
Copy !req
734. Holy shit. We're gonna have
to swim to get over there.
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735. What the fuck was that?
Copy !req
736. Look! There!
Copy !req
737. Hey, wait up, you guys!
Wait, I got no shoes!
Copy !req
738. No! No!
Copy !req
739. You have no pulse, your blood
pressure's zero over zero,
Copy !req
740. you have no pupillary response,
Copy !req
741. no reflexes, your
temperature is 70 degrees.
Copy !req
742. W-what does that mean?
Copy !req
743. It's a puzzle, because technically,
you're not alive.
Copy !req
744. Except you're conscious, so
we don't know what it means.
Copy !req
745. - Are you saying we're dead?
- Let's not jump to conclusions.
Copy !req
746. Obviously, I didn't mean
you were really dead.
Copy !req
747. Dead people don't move
around and talk.
Copy !req
748. - What's the hell's that?
- Front door.
Copy !req
749. - What the fuck are they doing?
- I'll find out.
Copy !req
750. Listen we're gonna go
get a couple of stretchers.
Copy !req
751. Just hang in there.
W-we won't be a second.
Copy !req
752. Open the door.
Copy !req
753. Open the door, please.
Copy !req
754. Help!
Copy !req
755. Hey! Open the door!
Copy !req
756. Open the door!
Copy !req
757. Hurry up!
Copy !req
758. Freeze, or you're dead!
Copy !req
759. Don't shoot, man!
Copy !req
760. Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?
Copy !req
761. None of us are on any
drugs, man. Just let us in!
Copy !req
762. All right, come in, come in.
But no funny moves.
Copy !req
763. Shit, no.
Copy !req
764. You gotta lock all your
doors and your windows,
Copy !req
765. and call the cops!
They're out there!
Copy !req
766. - What? Who's out there?
- Don't you hear that?
Copy !req
767. - What?
- Shut up and listen, man!
Copy !req
768. What is it?
Copy !req
769. - It's dead people screaming.
- What dead people?
Copy !req
770. They came from out of the ground.
Copy !req
771. And they're after us.
Copy !req
772. Out of the ground?
Copy !req
773. Our friends took off the other way.
And they're out there now!
Copy !req
774. Brains!
Copy !req
775. Brains!
Copy !req
776. Brains!
Copy !req
777. Brains!
Copy !req
778. - Trash? Where's Trash?
- Didn't she go with them?
Copy !req
779. I thought she was with us.
Copy !req
780. - Hey, do you hear that?
- Hear what?
Copy !req
781. Christ, Jesus.
Copy !req
782. What is that?
Copy !req
783. It sounds like people screaming.
Copy !req
784. You get the stretchers,
I'll get on the radio and phone this in.
Copy !req
785. Jerry?
Copy !req
786. Brain!
Copy !req
787. Brain! Brain!
Copy !req
788. What? What kind of a problem?
Copy !req
789. Take a look at it.
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790. Why, what the hell's
going on out here?
Copy !req
791. That graveyard out
there's full of people
Copy !req
792. coming out of the ground.
Copy !req
793. Whaddya mean "out of the ground"?
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794. Yes, out of the ground.
Copy !req
795. They're horrible, they scream,
you've got to do something.
Copy !req
796. Scream—?
Copy !req
797. Yes, mister, they're out there.
Copy !req
798. And there's one of them
in that warehouse.
Copy !req
799. - Which— which warehouse?
- The medical supply house.
Copy !req
800. Oh, shit! Shit!
Copy !req
801. - And they're—
- Goddamn!
Copy !req
802. I-I-I think things are
getting out of hand.
Copy !req
803. Mister, there's 100 of
those things out there.
Copy !req
804. 100?
Copy !req
805. The cops. We got to call the cops.
Copy !req
806. Yeah. No shit.
Copy !req
807. Phone. Where the fuck is the phone?
Copy !req
808. There! There's an office!
Copy !req
809. Hello, operator, give me the police.
This is an emergency.
Copy !req
810. Grab the hammer and nails! Casey!
Copy !req
811. Quiet! Let's just get the
hell out of here, Ernie.
Copy !req
812. - You got a car?
- I got a car.
Copy !req
813. Get your keys.
Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
814. My clutch is shot.
Copy !req
815. We'll use the paramedic ambulance.
Copy !req
816. Freddy! Oh!
Copy !req
817. - Ernie?
- Yeah?
Copy !req
818. Where are the paramedics?
Copy !req
819. I'll get them.
Get my own car started.
Copy !req
820. Oh, my god, Freddy!
What did they do to you?
Copy !req
821. - Oh, God!
- What was that shooting?
Copy !req
822. - Oh, God!
- What? What, Ernie?
Copy !req
823. God!
Copy !req
824. - Oh, God!
- What the hell?
Copy !req
825. It...
Copy !req
826. It!
Copy !req
827. "It"? It what? What is "it"?
Copy !req
828. They're all over the cars.
Copy !req
829. It's horrible.
They're out there. They're...
Copy !req
830. Paramedics are dead. And we—we
can't take the cars. We— I‒ Burt,
Copy !req
831. we've gotta—we've
gotta call the police.
Copy !req
832. Set him down. Set him down.
Copy !req
833. Set him down. Easy.
Copy !req
834. It's not—not—not
it's not working.
Copy !req
835. Come on.
Copy !req
836. - What's the matter?
- Dead.
Copy !req
837. Brains! Brains!
Copy !req
838. Help me.
Copy !req
839. You got some hammer and nails?
Copy !req
840. Where else can they get in here?
Copy !req
841. The windows in the chapel.
Copy !req
842. Is there anything to bar
these windows with?
Copy !req
843. I don't think we have to.
I put boards outside the glass.
Copy !req
844. Rescue 7, Rescue 7,
come in. This is dispatch. Over.
Copy !req
845. Rescue 7, come in. This is dispatch.
Do you copy? Over.
Copy !req
846. Come in, dispatch.
Copy !req
847. Send
Copy !req
848. more
Copy !req
849. paramedics.
Copy !req
850. How many fuckin' windows
you got in this place?
Copy !req
851. No more windows.
Copy !req
852. The embalming room has steel shutters.
Copy !req
853. Well, let's get the hell back to
the embalming room then. Come on.
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854. Man, my arms are dead.
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855. Put that goddamn
thing down, Ernie,
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856. before you hurt
somebody with it.
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857. - How they doing?
- Buddy, are you all right?
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858. - It hurts.
- What did you do to Freddy?
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859. What's wrong with him?
And this man?
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860. I think it's time you tell
us what the fuck's going on.
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861. I don't have to tell you anything,
dick brain.
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862. We think you should.
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863. Tell them, goddamn it!
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864. Tell us!
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865. There was a chemical.
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866. It was some chemical
that soaked into the soil
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867. of the graveyard and made
the corpses come back to life.
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868. Yeah? What fucking chemical?
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869. I don't know what chemical, goddamn it!
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870. It was ordered by the military,
I think. I think it was.
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871. Would you tell me me how the fuck
did it get all over the graveyard?
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872. I don't know. I just...
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873. All I know is that
it was stored
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874. over at the medical
supply warehouse
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875. where you were,
and these two geniuses
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876. managed to open the
goddamn container
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877. and let the son of a
bitch out. Let 'em out!
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878. Is that why Freddy's sick?
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879. I breathed it, Tina.
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880. So did—so did
Frank there.
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881. What did it do to you, Freddy?
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882. I'm freezing.
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883. My muscles are stiffening up.
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884. Stiffening up?
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885. Stiffening up how, Freddy?
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886. First, I got a really fucked headache.
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887. Then—then my—my stomach
started cramping—cramping up.
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888. Now my arms and legs are cramping.
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889. Let's take a look. Let's take a look.
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890. Oh, God!
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891. Let's get his shirt up, huh?
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892. What are you doing, Ernie?
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893. Oh, God.
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894. Uh, the bruises where he's lying down,
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895. uh,
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896. that's blood pooling up.
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897. Easy. Easy. Easy!
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898. Okay.
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899. You know, it looks like
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900. rigor mortis is setting in.
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901. Rigor mortis? What do
you mean, rigor mortis?
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902. Hey, God, you're dead.
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903. You're dead, and you're gonna turn
into one of those things out there!
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904. No!
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905. - No!
- No!
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906. - Let him go!
- Son of a bitch!
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907. Shut—
Just shush!
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908. Do you hear that?
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909. What is that?
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910. It's another paramedic ambulance.
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911. Watch out! Watch out!
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912. Hey! Don't go over there!
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913. Brains!
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914. God damn!
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915. Fuck. They're gonna kill
everybody that comes here.
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916. Watch out, I'm going to
put the board back up.
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917. It's got me!
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918. Get this thing out of here!
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919. Pull her off! Pull her off!
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920. Christ.
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921. Damn, he's dead. Shit. Shit.
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922. What do we do with this thing?
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923. What do we do with this?
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924. Just—just wait
there a second.
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925. Let's get out of here.
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926. Where the fuck is he going?
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927. Ernie, what are you doing?
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928. Hey!
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929. Let me take it! Let me take it!
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930. You can let go of it now.
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931. Are you crazy?
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932. Look at it. She looks better now.
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933. Better.
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934. We got to get out of here, Ernie.
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935. Ernie, we got to get
the fuck out of here.
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936. Leave it.
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937. What are you doing?
Goddamn it, Ernie!
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938. I don't understand
what you want with it, Ernie.
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939. - What are we doing with it?
- I want to examine it.
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940. You make sure it's tied right.
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941. It's being tied right.
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942. I mean, it's not
gonna get loose, right?
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943. No, it's not gonna get loose.
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944. They're no stronger than humans.
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945. Don't be afraid.
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946. I'll bust it in the damn head.
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947. Now, you sure that
thing's tied good?
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948. - You can hear me?
- Yes.
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949. Why do you eat people?
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950. Not people, brains.
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951. Brains only?
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952. Yes.
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953. Why?
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954. The pain.
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955. What about the pain?
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956. The pain of being dead.
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957. It hurts to be dead.
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958. I can feel myself rot.
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959. Eating brains
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960. how does that make you feel?
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961. It makes the pain go away.
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962. Hey, look, man, fuck this.
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963. I got to talk to you. Now.
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964. Come on, I got to talk.
We got to talk.
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965. No, let's talk out in the hall.
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966. Look, how can we kill those things?
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967. You don't.
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968. What the fuck
do you mean, "you don't"?
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969. You can't kill those mothers,
they're already dead.
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970. You've gotta understand they're not living
creatures, they're animated.
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971. You can chop them up into pieces,
the pieces will still come after you.
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972. All you can do is
just burn them.
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973. You got to totally reduce
them to ashes,
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974. so there's nothing
left to come after you.
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975. How you gonna burn
all those things?
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976. Man, there's 100 of those fuckers.
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977. Yeah, that is the question.
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978. We have a 10-32 from EMS.
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979. Two, repeat, two paramedic vehicles
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980. missing in the East Piedmont district.
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981. Request a 10-51, code 3.
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982. Available units near the 20,000 block
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983. of East Central, please respond, over.
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984. Do you think they'll rescue us?
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985. They better, man.
That's all I got to say.
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986. Oh, God, please.
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987. But do you think they will?
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988. Chuck?
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989. I never did like you.
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990. Oh, my God, hold me tight.
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991. Look, I think it'd be a lot wiser
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992. if we, say, contained Frank and Freddy.
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993. You know what I'm saying?
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994. No, what do you mean, "contained"?
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995. What I mean is lock them in a
room, so if they started
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996. acting funny,
they wouldn't hurt anybody.
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997. They don't want to hurt anybody.
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998. You bastard! Why don't
you lock yourselves up?
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999. Look, lady, we're not proposing doing
anything to them, for Christ's sake.
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1000. We just want to lock them in
another room so we can figure out
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1001. how to get the hell out of here.
Alright?
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1002. Tina, that really is a good idea.
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1003. Where can we put them, Ernie?
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1004. Uh, yeah, well, uh, the chapel.
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1005. All right, help me with Frank, please.
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1006. - Lift his feet.
- Come on.
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1007. On the rug.
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1008. Lay them on the carpet, gently.
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1009. Easy.
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1010. Easy, Frank. It's all right.
Can you hear me, Frank?
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1011. Oh, boy, he's gone.
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1012. Oh, Freddy.
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1013. Look, let's just leave
them and get out.
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1014. I'm not leaving Freddy.
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1015. We got to lock the door,
you know that?
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1016. I'm staying.
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1017. Okay. Come on.
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1018. Come on, Ernie.
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1019. Dispatch, dispatch. This is bravo 751.
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1020. We're at the mortuary.
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1021. We see two, that is two,
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1022. paramedic vehicles parked
in the rear parking lot.
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1023. The doors on one
vehicle are hanging open.
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1024. Stand by while we investigate.
Over.
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1025. I got a man down.
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1026. Ah, Jesus!
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1027. Hold it right there!
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1028. Freeze or I'll blow
your fucking brains out!
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1029. This place...
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1030. Everybody that comes in
gets swallowed up.
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1031. Send more cops.
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1032. Well, what are we gonna do?
Stand here, beating our meat till
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1033. the corpses bust in this damn place?
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1034. There ain't no way to stop those things.
We gotta get the fuck out.
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1035. We got to get to the cars.
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1036. There's corpses all over the cars.
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1037. - I know that.
- What are you proposing?
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1038. What am I proposing? I think we
all should do some damn proposing.
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1039. The crawlspace in the ceiling.
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1040. We could go up,
barricade ourselves in.
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1041. The only way up is the hatch,
and we could nail that shut.
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1042. You must be out of your fuckin' mind.
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1043. I'm not barricading
myself in no damn roof.
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1044. Shit, I'd rather take
my chances with the cars.
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1045. We need a way to fight them.
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1046. How about this?
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1047. What is that?
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1048. It's nitric acid.
Pretty much destroy anything.
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1049. Yeah, but there's not—
not enough of it, Ernie.
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1050. It hurts!
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1051. It hurts more than
you can imagine.
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1052. I know.
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1053. Freddy!
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1054. I can finally see
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1055. the one thing
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1056. the one thing that can relieve
this horrible suffering.
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1057. What, Freddy? What?
Copy !req
1058. Live brains!
Copy !req
1059. Let's go.
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1060. Get the girl!
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1061. Run!
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1062. Put her on the couch.
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1063. They got Freddy.
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1064. It was horrible, ugly, man.
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1065. His face was all fucked up.
Copy !req
1066. His face—
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1067. He's not Freddy.
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1068. Brains. Brains. Brains.
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1069. Make her shut up. Make her shut up!
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1070. Brains.
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1071. Brains. Brains. Brains.
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1072. Shit, he's trying to get out.
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1073. Get a bench, come on.
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1074. Ernie!
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1075. Ernie, out of the way!
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1076. Bring it against it. It's all right.
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1077. I can't.
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1078. Yes, you can. Get up!
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1079. We can't stay here, man. It's
gonna bust through that door.
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1080. We got to run for the cars.
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1081. There's zombies all
over the cars outside.
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1082. Got to fight our way through
them, there's no other way.
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1083. Once we're in the car and moving,
I think we'll be all right.
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1084. That's a big fucking "if," man.
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1085. I can't walk, much less run.
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1086. How bad is your foot, Ernie?
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1087. Broke.
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1088. Spider and I'll get one of the cars,
we'll bring it up near the door.
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1089. Police car. It should still
have the keys in the ignition.
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1090. Son of a bitch.
The motor is still running.
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1091. Good. I'll drive.
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1092. - No, I'll drive.
- Hey, fuck you.
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1093. When we drive up, I don't want to
hang out there longer than necessary.
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1094. Young lady, you stand right here.
Put one hand here, one hand here.
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1095. When I say "now,"
you open that door fast.
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1096. The minute we're through, you
slam that door hard and lock it.
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1097. Ernie,
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1098. get your ass over here at the door.
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1099. Burt...
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1100. That favor that you owe me.
Watch your ass out there.
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1101. All right, you stand by.
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1102. Now!
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1103. Run! Run!
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1104. Get 'em!
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1105. You got to get closer, man.
They'll never make it like this.
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1106. We got to split. We got to split.
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1107. No, we can't split.
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1108. They left us, those jerks!
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1109. They left us!
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1110. They had to.
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1111. Burt will send help.
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1112. I know him.
Copy !req
1113. They left us.
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1114. What are you doing?
We can't just leave 'em!
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1115. They'd have turned the
goddamn car over.
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1116. We'll send help.
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1117. Bullshit! Those are my fucking friends.
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1118. I said we'll send help, man.
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1119. - Coward!
- Fuck you!
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1120. Hang on, here we go!
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1121. What the fuck are we
gonna do now?
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1122. Find a phone, call the cops.
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1123. What the fuck?
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1124. Jesus H. Christ!
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1125. Shit!
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1126. Back to the warehouse!
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1127. Shit!
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1128. This way, you stupid honky!
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1129. That's Spider.
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1130. Shit!
Hey, Spider!
Copy !req
1131. Hey, hey! Where is everybody?
Copy !req
1132. I don't know.
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1133. - Who's he?
- He owns this place.
Copy !req
1134. That fucking car is totaled, man.
Copy !req
1135. That's all right. My car is
still out there. So is Frank's.
Copy !req
1136. Not anymore.
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1137. Tina!
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1138. Tina!
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1139. Tina, where are you?
Copy !req
1140. Forgive me.
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1141. - Brains!
- Cops! Get 'em!
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1142. Ground, this is air 3,
we got a bad situation.
Copy !req
1143. We've got officers down.
Copy !req
1144. We have just witnessed ground
units attacked. Repeat, attacked.
Copy !req
1145. Helicopter!
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1146. Attention. Attention. This is the police.
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1147. This area is under police blockade.
Copy !req
1148. All persons within this area
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1149. wishing to surrender
should make their way
Copy !req
1150. to the perimeter at once.
Copy !req
1151. Jesus.
Copy !req
1152. It sounds like the shit's
really hitting the fan out there.
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1153. Man, we got to let
them know we're in here.
Copy !req
1154. You better believe it.
Copy !req
1155. Hey, mister!
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1156. Don't go in there.
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1157. There's a thing in there,
and it ripped out the phone.
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1158. There's another phone in the basement.
Copy !req
1159. The basement's fucked!
You know what's in the basement?
Copy !req
1160. - What do you mean?
- One of those corpses, man.
Copy !req
1161. A real ugly one, all black and slimy.
Copy !req
1162. I don't give a shit what's in the
basement, we got to get to that phone.
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1163. Blinding them seems to
work okay, doesn't it?
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1164. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Copy !req
1165. Spider, open the door.
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1166. I'm going to knock
his goddamn block off.
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1167. Tina, it was wrong for
you to lock me up.
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1168. I had to hurt myself to get out.
Copy !req
1169. But I forgive you, darling.
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1170. And I know you're here,
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1171. because I can smell your brains.
Copy !req
1172. Go away!
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1173. I'm coming up, Tina.
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1174. Freddy!
Copy !req
1175. Freddy!
Copy !req
1176. See?
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1177. And now you made me
hurt myself again.
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1178. You made me break my hand
completely off this time, Tina.
Copy !req
1179. But I don't care, darling,
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1180. because I love you.
Copy !req
1181. And you've got to let
me eat your brain.
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1182. Open the goddamn door.
Copy !req
1183. Brains!
Copy !req
1184. Get him down.
Copy !req
1185. All right, you guys, go.
Get in there, come on, fast. Get in!
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1186. Watch it, the step's out.
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1187. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1188. That's our friend.
The Tarman got him.
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1189. Yeah. Give me the police.
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1190. It's an emergency, operator.
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1191. Captain, over here.
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1192. Two more cars around the side.
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1193. Yes, go ahead.
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1194. Yeah, you've got to help us.
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1195. There's a bunch of us trapped inside
your barricade, and we can't get out.
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1196. First of all, mister, what the
hell is going on in there?
Copy !req
1197. I lost a dozen good men,
and nobody can tell me jack shit.
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1198. There are people in the cemetery
Copy !req
1199. who are stark, staring mad.
Copy !req
1200. They'll kill you and eat you.
Copy !req
1201. It's like a disease, like
rabies, only faster. A lot faster.
Copy !req
1202. That's why you got
to come in here now
Copy !req
1203. and get us the
hell out of here. Please!
Copy !req
1204. Just a minute, I can't hear you.
There's a lot of noise out here.
Copy !req
1205. Hey, what the hell's going on?
Copy !req
1206. Halt! I said halt!
Copy !req
1207. - Watch it.
- They're crazy!
Copy !req
1208. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
1209. - No!
- Fuckers!
Copy !req
1210. - What?
- What is it?
Copy !req
1211. Cops. They've got the cops.
Copy !req
1212. That means they're breaking
out of the barricade.
Copy !req
1213. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1214. What's he doing?
Copy !req
1215. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1216. Shh.
Copy !req
1217. Hello?
Copy !req
1218. Yeah, I'm calling the number
stenciled on the side of the tank.
Copy !req
1219. Your name, please?
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1220. Burt Wilson.
Copy !req
1221. Stay on the line, Mr. Wilson.
You're being transferred.
Copy !req
1222. This is Com-Q,
Denver, go ahead.
Copy !req
1223. Denver, this is Wichita. I've got a
C-L-Y priority on a 1-1-3. Who's up?
Copy !req
1224. That would be Col. Glover,
San Diego. I'll put you through.
Copy !req
1225. Yes?
Copy !req
1226. Yes, Captain.
Copy !req
1227. - I see. Very well.
- Horace.
Copy !req
1228. - Put the call through to me.
- What is it?
Copy !req
1229. Yes, yes, put him on.
Copy !req
1230. Mr. Wilson, where are
you calling from?
Copy !req
1231. I see. When did this take place?
Copy !req
1232. And when was the tank first breached?
Copy !req
1233. Why didn't you call
this number immediately?
Copy !req
1234. I see. It's understandable.
Wh-what happened next?
Copy !req
1235. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1236. Oh, you did? And what
effect did that have?
Copy !req
1237. I see.
Copy !req
1238. So, uh, what did you do then?
Copy !req
1239. And what did they do?
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1240. I see.
Copy !req
1241. Really? How many did you say?
Copy !req
1242. And how many acres does
this cemetery cover, sir?
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1243. Yes.
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1244. I see.
Copy !req
1245. I see.
Copy !req
1246. Yes, I see. Of course.
Copy !req
1247. Uh, thank you for your
assistance, Mr. Wilson.
Copy !req
1248. I'm going to switch you back to
Captain Turner now. He'll talk to you.
Copy !req
1249. Sir, this is Col. Glover.
Copy !req
1250. I'm sorry to disturb you at this
hour, but we're at Q-2 status.
Copy !req
1251. It looks like we've found that
lost consignment of Easter eggs.
Copy !req
1252. Yes, sir, pretty sure.
Copy !req
1253. They've turned up in Louisville.
Copy !req
1254. I'm getting confirmations on this
from the Louisville Police Department.
Copy !req
1255. Louisville, Kentucky, sir.
Copy !req
1256. Well, sir, it would be good news,
Copy !req
1257. except that the eggs have hatched.
Copy !req
1258. What are they doing, man?
Copy !req
1259. Hang on a second, would you?
Copy !req
1260. I dunno. It's weird.
These people seem to say
Copy !req
1261. th-they've been waiting
for this to happen.
Copy !req
1262. Apparently, they've got some sort of
Copy !req
1263. contingency plan to deal with it.
Copy !req
1264. Well, that's great!
Copy !req
1265. What is this plan?
Copy !req
1266. Sgt. Jefferson, 42nd Special
Mobile Artillery. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
1267. Good morning to you, too, sir.
Copy !req
1268. Yes, sir. All right, sir.
Copy !req
1269. Whatever you say, sir.
The code numbers please, sir.
Copy !req
1270. Archimedes. Hotdog. Rhubarb.
Copy !req
1271. Niner. Zero. Niner. Gotcha, sir.
Copy !req
1272. Bearing. Mark 2-2-0.
Copy !req
1273. Bearing,
2-2-0.
Copy !req
1274. Range. Mark 134 miles.
Copy !req
1275. Range,
1-3-4 miles.
Copy !req
1276. Hey, listen.
Copy !req
1277. You hear anything?
Copy !req
1278. Tina-a-a-a.
Copy !req
1279. Spectacular result, sir.
Copy !req
1280. Very close to optimal placement.
Copy !req
1281. Well, sir, only 20
square blocks destroyed.
Copy !req
1282. Less than 4,000 dead, General.
Copy !req
1283. I wouldn't worry about
the fires, General.
Copy !req
1284. The rain is taking
care of that right now.
Copy !req
1285. Well, there have been
complaints about burning skin,
Copy !req
1286. but I shouldn't worry.
Copy !req
1287. Minor irritation, General.
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1288. The rain will wash everything away.
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1289. That's correct, sir. All should
be back to normal by morning.
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1290. Yes, sir, I understand the President
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1291. will visit Louisville tomorrow.
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1292. No, no, we wouldn't
want that to happen, sir.
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1293. No, sir, this hasn't been
very pleasant for anyone.
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1294. Thank you, sir. Goodnight, sir.
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1295. More brains!
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1296. - What are we gonna do?
- We're gonna kill it!
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1297. It's all over everything.
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1298. Stupid asshole!
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1299. Watch your tongue,
if you like this job.
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1300. Like this job?
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1301. Burt? Frank.
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1302. We have a little problem.
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1303. Ahh!
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1304. Do you ever fantasize
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1305. about being killed?
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1306. Yeah!
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1307. The brain! The brain!
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1308. I hit the fucking brain.
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1309. How do you kill something
that's already dead?
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1310. Well, how do I know, Fred?
I don't know, let me think.
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1311. It's not a bad question, Burt.
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1312. What do you think this is about?
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1313. You think this is a fuckin' costume?
This is a way of life!
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1314. Man, there's 100 of those fuckers.
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1315. 100?
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1316. Brains!
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1317. Send more cops.
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1318. Goddamn!
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1319. I-I-I think things are
getting out of hand.
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1320. Oh!
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1321. Get it off! Get it off!
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1322. It worked in the movie.
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1323. Well, it ain't working now.
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1324. You mean the movie lied?
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1325. It's not a bad question, Burt.
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