1. - This is Charles Blackman,Copy !req
2. rushing to you "News On the March."Copy !req
3. Hidden cameras recorded
this sensational sceneCopy !req
4. of bootleggers in action.Copy !req
5. The mystery big shop racketeer
is in for a big surprise.Copy !req
6. Watch these mobsters closely, folks,Copy !req
7. because in a second the
mighty hand of justiceCopy !req
8. is going to deal them a
blow they'll never forget.Copy !req
9. Yes, it's him, Captain
Invincible, the Man of Magnet.Copy !req
10. The game's up for these bozos.Copy !req
11. The Captain, knowing our
cameras would be there,Copy !req
12. - Ah!
- gave us theseCopy !req
13. exclusive shots of himself in action.Copy !req
14. Thanks, Cap, with you around,Copy !req
15. we know gangstersCopy !req
16. are living in fear, no one
is immune from prosecutionCopy !req
17. when the Legend in
Leotards decides to strike.Copy !req
18. It's history, it's "News On the March,"Copy !req
19. Captain Invincible, the hero of our day.Copy !req
20. - The airforce
released this sensational filmCopy !req
21. of Captain Invincible in flight,Copy !req
22. on the way to an aerial
encounter that HitlerCopy !req
23. and Germany will never forget.Copy !req
24. Schicklgruber's
in for a headache today.Copy !req
25. While Kraut Hitler, and
an industrialist cronyCopy !req
26. watch a rally, his planes
are on blitzkrieg warpath.Copy !req
27. These Luftwaffe Nazis
are killers in the sky.Copy !req
28. The following scene, some of
the most amazing footage filmedCopy !req
29. in the war so far, have been
censored for security reasons.Copy !req
30. But one thing is for sure,
the Krauts will never forgetCopy !req
31. the day the Man of Magnet
read them the funnies.Copy !req
32. Give 'em hell, Cap.Copy !req
33. - This Stuka
is in for his last dive.Copy !req
34. These demons of destruction
can terrify no more.Copy !req
35. And it's one more war
prize for the Captain.Copy !req
36. - From the
Atlantic to the Pacific,Copy !req
37. no axis plane is safe from Invincible.Copy !req
38. See you later, Captain.Copy !req
39. We're glad you're on our side.
It's auf wiedersehen, Fritz.Copy !req
40. "News On the March" cameras
recorded Captain Invincible'sCopy !req
41. recent visit to Camp Eisenhower.Copy !req
42. These pint-sized heroes are
about to learn a few old tricksCopy !req
43. from their idol.
- Okay, let's see you do it,Copy !req
44. run as fast as you can.Copy !req
45. Watch this now,
I'll show you some speed.Copy !req
46. Set it in the hole, and then
you turn as fast as you can.Copy !req
47. - Ah!Copy !req
48. - Who's down for marshmallow?Copy !req
49. Hold on, folks.
- The Captain had some wordsCopy !req
50. of wisdom for kids everywhere.Copy !req
51. - And what are you gonna
be when you grow up, son?Copy !req
52. - I wanna be just like you, Captain.Copy !req
53. - Well, that just might not be possible.Copy !req
54. - Oh, well, I'll just have to be PresidentCopy !req
55. of the United States.
- A very fine ambition, lad.Copy !req
56. When you do get to be president,Copy !req
57. you can feel free to call
on me anytime you like.Copy !req
58. Guess what, folks?Copy !req
59. As long as we keep on
taking care of this country,Copy !req
60. this country will keep
on taking care of us.Copy !req
61. - Hallelujah.Copy !req
62. - You can wave now.
- Keep up the good work, Cap.Copy !req
63. The country was stunned last
week, when Captain InvincibleCopy !req
64. had to face accusations of disloyalty.Copy !req
65. The Captain showed his anger,Copy !req
66. but millions ask themselves,
what was this hearingCopy !req
67. really about?
- All we wantCopy !req
68. is a simple answer, what were you,Copy !req
69. a presumably patriotic American,Copy !req
70. doing inside communist Russia
on the date in question?Copy !req
71. - You don't have to answer that.Copy !req
72. - I'll be happy to tell you, Senator,Copy !req
73. I was wiping out the 3rd Panzer DivisionCopy !req
74. and two Waffen-SS units single handedly.Copy !req
75. That's what I was doing.
- Very impressive.Copy !req
76. Just what motivated you to go and fightCopy !req
77. Stalin's battles for him?
- What? What?Copy !req
78. - Senator, I object to your implicationCopy !req
79. that my client was-
- Captain Invincible,Copy !req
80. you admitted that you're
a premature anti-fascist,Copy !req
81. I think you're more than that.Copy !req
82. I noticed you wear a red cape,Copy !req
83. what made you pick up
that particular color?Copy !req
84. - It might surprise you to know, Senator,Copy !req
85. that red, white, and blue
are the colors of the flagCopy !req
86. of the United States of America.Copy !req
87. A country that you and I should bothCopy !req
88. be proud to live in.
- Don't hide behind the flag,Copy !req
89. Captain, answer the question.Copy !req
90. And while you're at it,Copy !req
91. why don't you tell us where
you got that title Captain?Copy !req
92. According to my records, you
never served a single dayCopy !req
93. in the armed forces of this great nation.Copy !req
94. In just whose service are
you a captain, Captain?Copy !req
95. - Mr. Chairman, in view of the testimonyCopy !req
96. of the effects that he
received no money whatsoeverCopy !req
97. in connection with any of
these government contracts,Copy !req
98. any of these operations of the government,Copy !req
99. I'd like to request that the
committee now take actionCopy !req
100. and ask the justice department
to return indictmentCopy !req
101. for perjury, this will
serve a double purpose.Copy !req
102. It will also notify all future witnessesCopy !req
103. that they must tell the truth,
and that we are serious.Copy !req
104. We've had too much
experience with witnessesCopy !req
105. with very, very faulty memory.
- But the Captain walks outCopy !req
106. in disgust.Copy !req
107. What's your reactionCopy !req
108. to the charges?Copy !req
109. - These charges are part
of a government conspiracyCopy !req
110. against my client.
- Conspiracy?Copy !req
111. - That's, that's what I said, for example,Copy !req
112. impersonating a military op,Copy !req
113. flying without a pilot's license,Copy !req
114. wearing underwear in public.Copy !req
115. This whole thing is a, a tissue of liesCopy !req
116. designed to intimidate
and demoralize my client.Copy !req
117. - Have they?Copy !req
118. - I'm sorry, what was that?
- Is he demoralized?Copy !req
119. Is that why he wasn't at
this morning's hearing?Copy !req
120. - No further questions, thank you.Copy !req
121. America was astonishedCopy !req
122. last week, when Captain Invincible,Copy !req
123. under a cloud of allegations
and charges, vanished.Copy !req
124. Where is the Captain?Copy !req
125. The familiar figure of
the Legend in LeotardsCopy !req
126. flying over Manhattan is no more.Copy !req
127. And this little kid
isn't too happy about it.Copy !req
128. - New York, New York,
it's a wonderful town!Copy !req
129. The Bronx is up.Copy !req
130. New York, New York, it's a wonderful town!Copy !req
131. The Bronx is up and the Battery's down.Copy !req
132. The people ride in a hole in the ground.Copy !req
133. New York, New York, it's a wonderful town!Copy !req
134. The Bronx is up and the Battery's down.Copy !req
135. The people ride in a hole in the ground.Copy !req
136. New York, New York, it's a wonderful town.Copy !req
137. The Bronx is up and the Battery's down.Copy !req
138. The people ride in a hole in the ground.Copy !req
139. New York, New York, it's a wonderful town!Copy !req
140. The Bronx is up and the Battery's down.Copy !req
141. The people ride in a hole
in the ground.Copy !req
142. - Hello, America, this is Michael LangCopy !req
143. reporting from Australia,Copy !req
144. where the wayward American
Skylab Space StationCopy !req
145. has come to a fiery end.Copy !req
146. With me now is one of the locals.Copy !req
147. Sir, did you see Skylab when it fell?Copy !req
148. - Yes, I did.
- You did?Copy !req
149. Would you mind just-
- I was flyingCopy !req
150. through the air, and this
enormous object came hurdlingCopy !req
151. at me at great speed.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
152. - I attempted to catch it.
- Catch it, yes, good work,Copy !req
153. sir, thank you.
- But it was goingCopy !req
154. with such great speed
- Yes, sir,Copy !req
155. thank you.
- that it threw meCopy !req
156. violently to the earth.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
157. - And I was-
- And that's allCopy !req
158. from Australia,Copy !req
159. this is Michael LangCopy !req
160. signing off.Copy !req
161. Meanwhile,Copy !req
162. in the Northern Hemisphere
in the seething metropolisCopy !req
163. called Manhattan, lurks a brilliant fiend.Copy !req
164. His name is Mr. Midnight,
and he is ready for action.Copy !req
165. Remember this face?Copy !req
166. - Good morning!Copy !req
167. Everybody up.Copy !req
168. Everybody up.Copy !req
169. - Operation Canine Feces completed, sir.Copy !req
170. - Ooh, ooh.
- Attention, all operatives,Copy !req
171. attention, all our preliminary
goals have been reached,Copy !req
172. all targeted neighborhoods
have been prepared.Copy !req
173. We shall now proceed with the final phaseCopy !req
174. of Operation Ivory.Copy !req
175. - 35 years I live
in New York, 35 years.Copy !req
176. - But enough's enough.
- Darling, relax,Copy !req
177. your ulcer.
- Relax,Copy !req
178. how can I relax?
- All our residentsCopy !req
179. have got to the same complaint, this city,Copy !req
180. she's turned into a nightmare.Copy !req
181. But here, at the Sicilian
Acres, she's heaven on a stick.Copy !req
182. - It's beautiful, but the priceCopy !req
183. is not okay.
- The price,Copy !req
184. don't worry about the price.Copy !req
185. For you, for you, we are Paisanos,Copy !req
186. I will take care of you.Copy !req
187. Now, why don't you takeCopy !req
188. another look at our homes.
- Ah!Copy !req
189. I got to live here.Copy !req
190. - A down payment, aye, Govia.
- No problem,Copy !req
191. you are going to live here.Copy !req
192. - We are going to live here.Copy !req
193. - And we're going
to go home and pack.Copy !req
194. - And you're going to
give me all of your money.Copy !req
195. - We would pay you all our money.Copy !req
196. - You will go home and pack.Copy !req
197. - Oh, oh.Copy !req
198. Julius, Julius!Copy !req
199. Stop thundering about.Copy !req
200. Then tentaclesCopy !req
201. of Midnight's empire reach everywhere,Copy !req
202. Sydney, Australia.
- You're tuned toCopy !req
203. "the John Law's Show."Copy !req
204. It's a pretty nice sort of day in Sydney.Copy !req
205. Some news has just come
through that may interest you,Copy !req
206. it's been reported that the
President of the United StatesCopy !req
207. arrived early this morning at the USCopy !req
208. and Department of
Defense Research FacilityCopy !req
209. in Central Australia.Copy !req
210. Apparently, there was some
kind of major disturbanceCopy !req
211. there yesterday, but security requirementsCopy !req
212. have blocked press access to that area.Copy !req
213. Now, our own prime minister is reportedCopy !req
214. to have left Canberra this morning,Copy !req
215. and is apparently going to meetCopy !req
216. with the president at the base.Copy !req
217. The reports that we have,Copy !req
218. say that after yesterday's
mystery incident,Copy !req
219. personnel at the base were
in a state of confusionCopy !req
220. and hysterical laughter.Copy !req
221. If we get some more information,Copy !req
222. which we hope to have shortly,
we'll keep you informed.Copy !req
223. - Excuse me, officer.
- Yes, Connie.Copy !req
224. - He's back again.Copy !req
225. - Same as last week, huh?Copy !req
226. - Yes, and the week before that.Copy !req
227. I can tell you that he's
a bloomin' nuisance.Copy !req
228. - Why?
- He's been sittingCopy !req
229. in that doorway, and good
customers just won't comeCopy !req
230. because he swears,
carries on, says the mostCopy !req
231. dreadful things.
- Okay, let's go, Colonel,Copy !req
232. you're blocking the traffic.Copy !req
233. - I am not a colonel, I am a captain.Copy !req
234. - Sorry, I forgot, which service?Copy !req
235. - Don't ask me that, I refuse
to answer on the groundsCopy !req
236. of the.Copy !req
237. Into the green.Copy !req
238. Into the red.Copy !req
239. - Son, this is not the way.Copy !req
240. If you need food and shelter-Copy !req
241. - Hey, listen, forget the sermon, Sam,Copy !req
242. now just give us your wallet.Copy !req
243. - Police officer, drop it!Copy !req
244. - Shit!Copy !req
245. - Run!Copy !req
246. Ah!Copy !req
247. - You're under arrest.Copy !req
248. What the hell'sCopy !req
249. been going on here?
- Beats,Copy !req
250. beats me, Mr. President.Copy !req
251. I don't know.
- Cover all these naked women!Copy !req
252. Follow me, Mr. Prime Minister.Copy !req
253. - Are you sure, are you
sure you want me to come?Copy !req
254. - Oh, yeah, yeah, sure,Copy !req
255. come on, come on.
- As, as Prime MinisterCopy !req
256. of Australia, I should
get back to the caravan.Copy !req
257. - The generals are already in
there, goddammit, so let's go.Copy !req
258. I wanna know what the
hell's been happening here.Copy !req
259. - I concur, I wanna know what the,Copy !req
260. what the hell's been happening here.Copy !req
261. - Well, certainly not
your routine robbery,Copy !req
262. but I still don't see
why it poses a threatCopy !req
263. to national security.
- The giggle gunCopy !req
264. was clearly used.
- What the hellCopy !req
265. is a giggle gun?
- It's what they useCopy !req
266. to interdict the solemnity
of the men here, sir.Copy !req
267. - What?
- Make them laugh, sir.Copy !req
268. - Oh.
- And it was used to, uh,Copy !req
269. to steal the-
- Not the Hypno-Ray?Copy !req
270. - I'm afraid so, Mr. President.Copy !req
271. - Well, gentlemen, just
how serious is that?Copy !req
272. - Pretty damn serious.Copy !req
273. - How effective is the Hypno-Ray?Copy !req
274. - The Hypno-Ray, as its
name implies, is a deviceCopy !req
275. which reverses the normal
relationship of brain to eye.Copy !req
276. By affecting the eye of the
victim, his or her brainCopy !req
277. can be compelled to want or
even desire any physical object.Copy !req
278. - You mean like a pinto?
- Or a foreign flag.Copy !req
279. - Even a political candidate.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
280. Uh, could they pull it to
pieces and, and study it,Copy !req
281. I mean, could they
build another Hypno-Ray?Copy !req
282. - They could.
- I concur.Copy !req
283. - I concur.
- I'll, I'll, uh, concurCopy !req
284. if you, if you want me to,
- Well, that meansCopy !req
285. that we could have
- I'll concur.Copy !req
286. - a dozen Hypno-Rays, 50
Hypno-Rays, good Lord,Copy !req
287. I mean, whoever has that
device could strike anywhere.Copy !req
288. They could empty Fort Knox, my God.Copy !req
289. Can't we do something?Copy !req
290. - My advice isCopy !req
291. to nuke them.Copy !req
292. - Nuke who, dummy? We don't
know who has the goddamn thing.Copy !req
293. - Cruise missiles seek and pinpoint.Copy !req
294. - Pinpoint what, pinpoint
who? For God's sake.Copy !req
295. - This is obviously a Soviet mission.Copy !req
296. They have acquired the Hypno-RayCopy !req
297. to turn all our agents around
and use them against us.Copy !req
298. - Exactly.Copy !req
299. - I concur.
- So do I, dammit.Copy !req
300. - Well, I'll, I'll concur if,Copy !req
301. if you'd like me to,
- We wasting time here,Copy !req
302. - I would do that.
- whatever they stoleCopy !req
303. the damn thing for,
we've got to get it back.Copy !req
304. - Let's nuke the Rusky sonsCopy !req
305. of bitches.
- Yeah.Copy !req
306. - Blast them all to hell and God.Copy !req
307. - Submarine missile attack,
- Yeah, yes.Copy !req
308. - Mr. President.
- B-52, saturation penetration.Copy !req
309. Bullshit! Bullshit!Copy !req
310. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,Copy !req
311. bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!Copy !req
312. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,Copy !req
313. bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!Copy !req
314. Bullshit! Bullshit!Copy !req
315. Bullshit, bullshit!Copy !req
316. Bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull, bull,Copy !req
317. shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
318. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,Copy !req
319. bullshit!Copy !req
320. Is that all I'm ever gonna
get from you guys, bullshit?Copy !req
321. Oh, ask a silly question.Copy !req
322. What the world needs right now is a hero.Copy !req
323. - Yes, yes, I concur.Copy !req
324. - Where's the fire?
- Ah, I have to fileCopy !req
325. this report immediately.Copy !req
326. - David and Goliath were
released on bail 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
327. - Bailed out by whom?
- Some smart arse lawyer.Copy !req
328. - Muggers with their own lawyers,Copy !req
329. that's ridiculous.Copy !req
330. - Not nearly as ridiculous
as this report, my dear,Copy !req
331. the car flew through the air, did it?Copy !req
332. - Appeared to fly through
the air, Sergeant.Copy !req
333. - If I were you Patricia, I'd
put my imagination on a diet.Copy !req
334. It's beginning to swell,
like your ambition.Copy !req
335. Top priority international
all points bulletin,Copy !req
336. Captain Invincible, otherwise
known as the Caped Contender,Copy !req
337. Man of Magnet,
Legend in Leotards,Copy !req
338. if located contact the
president, care US government.Copy !req
339. Buy US savings bonds.Copy !req
340. Oh, shit.Copy !req
341. These orders are crazy.Copy !req
342. We're putting the fate of the free worldCopy !req
343. in the hands of a washed up
drunk, and a green rookie.Copy !req
344. - You got it wrong, Mr.
Kirby, the green rookieCopy !req
345. is for the time being at
least the proud possessorCopy !req
346. of the title detective,
and she deserves it,Copy !req
347. after all, she found your man.Copy !req
348. - That doesn't change anything.Copy !req
349. In the case of American personnel, dammit,Copy !req
350. the head of the FBI at least
should be marching in thereCopy !req
351. to give the son of a bitch his orders.Copy !req
352. - With respect, sir, I think you're wrong.Copy !req
353. After all he's been through,
no one should give him orders.Copy !req
354. No one can give him orders,Copy !req
355. but a friend can ask for his help.Copy !req
356. - So, that's you, right?Copy !req
357. You're his friend.Copy !req
358. - I intend to be, yes.Copy !req
359. - I
told you welfare broadsCopy !req
360. a hundred times, I
don't need any rescuing.Copy !req
361. - No, no, I'm a policewoman,
remember, from this morning.Copy !req
362. This morningCopy !req
363. was a long time ago, what do you want?Copy !req
364. - Just you, Captain Invincible, just you.Copy !req
365. - You got the wrong party.Copy !req
366. - Also known as the Caped
Contender, Legend in Leotards,Copy !req
367. and, last but not least, Man of Magnet.Copy !req
368. - I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
369. - Oh, really, is that a fact?Copy !req
370. - Okay, what do you want?Copy !req
371. - Well, it's like this,
the American governmentCopy !req
372. needs you to come and help.
- Oh, let me tell you,Copy !req
373. the world is in great
danger, every moment counts.Copy !req
374. Only you, Captain Invincible, can preventCopy !req
375. this terrible catastrophe, right?Copy !req
376. - Right, how did you know?
- Because that's whatCopy !req
377. they always used to say to get
the old horse out of the barnCopy !req
378. and it used to work, but not anymore.Copy !req
379. So you can tell whoever sent you hereCopy !req
380. that I gave up the hero
business a long time ago.Copy !req
381. - Well, you saved my life this morning,Copy !req
382. that looked pretty heroic to me.Copy !req
383. - Everybody makes mistakes.
- There are a lot of peopleCopy !req
384. who need you now.
- What about 'em?Copy !req
385. I didn't see anybody putting
themselves on the lineCopy !req
386. when I had the short end of the stick.Copy !req
387. Towards the end there,Copy !req
388. I couldn't even tell the
good guys from the bad guys.Copy !req
389. Well, it's their hand cart,
lady, tell them to push it.Copy !req
390. - Your country needs you, Captain,Copy !req
391. the whole world needs
you now more than ever.Copy !req
392. - Not me, kid, not me.Copy !req
393. - Captain, Captain Invincible?Copy !req
394. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
395. Ah! Stop choking me!Copy !req
396. I'm your president!Copy !req
397. - Oh my God, oh my God,Copy !req
398. Mr. President, I'm sorry.
- Ah!Copy !req
399. - I'm terribly sorry, sir.Copy !req
400. - No, no, that's all right.Copy !req
401. No, I'm okay, I'm really okay.Copy !req
402. Now, I guess I haven't
got the right to ask youCopy !req
403. for anything, Captain Invincible,Copy !req
404. but I will ask you to keep an old promise.Copy !req
405. You remember?Copy !req
406. - Yes, I do, sir. Yes, I do.Copy !req
407. A very worthy ambition, and when you are,Copy !req
408. you can feel free to
call on me at any time.Copy !req
409. Yes, I do remember.Copy !req
410. - There's something
else, all those years agoCopy !req
411. when you signed that portrait,Copy !req
412. you touched me on the shoulder.Copy !req
413. Ever since, there's been a mark there.Copy !req
414. Oh, yes, yeah,
sometimes it smarts a little.Copy !req
415. Here, here, let me show it to you,Copy !req
416. just so you, you know I'm not kiddin' ya.Copy !req
417. I'll get the buttons. Here we go.Copy !req
418. Now if you could help me with those,Copy !req
419. those clips at the back, there's hooks in,Copy !req
420. on the shoulder.Copy !req
421. Whoa.Copy !req
422. The mystic mark, the sacred
bond that can't be broken.Copy !req
423. I won't let you down, Mr.
President, I won't let you down.Copy !req
424. - We need you badly, Captain Invincible.Copy !req
425. We need you now real badly.Copy !req
426. - Ah.Copy !req
427. Okay, stop it, stop it, I gotta get down.Copy !req
428. I gotta get, get me outta here.Copy !req
429. I can't have this.Copy !req
430. Give me the bag.Copy !req
431. - It's not gonna work.Copy !req
432. - Are you all right?Copy !req
433. - I'm dying and you're shopping.Copy !req
434. Ah,Copy !req
435. ah.Copy !req
436. - Don't you recognize it?Copy !req
437. Have you any idea what a dry cleanerCopy !req
438. charges for years of storage?Copy !req
439. - I wonder if it still fits.Copy !req
440. What's that?
- Yours.Copy !req
441. I spent the morning in some
of your favorite pawn shops.Copy !req
442. - My old wrist radio.Copy !req
443. Good old American engineering,Copy !req
444. you'll never find anything to
beat the double vacuum tube.Copy !req
445. Nah, she's not on.Copy !req
446. - Sure it is, I bought
you some new batteries.Copy !req
447. - You don't understand, she's not on.Copy !req
448. - Okay, let's try it again
without hooking him up.Copy !req
449. - I'd like to have another couple of-Copy !req
450. - Captain, come on, it's
only two feet off the floor.Copy !req
451. - Okay.Copy !req
452. Can I have a, a Dramamine, please.Copy !req
453. What do I say?Copy !req
454. - Magnet on, magnet on!Copy !req
455. - Twice, I say it twice?Copy !req
456. - Uh, excuse me, sir,
that's not quite right.Copy !req
457. He says, um, magnet on
when he wants to useCopy !req
458. his magnetic ability, to
fly, he says begin program.Copy !req
459. - Well, I don't understand, if he-Copy !req
460. - No, he doesn't, he says begin programCopy !req
461. when he wants to use his
amazing computer brain.Copy !req
462. - Right, we've got it straight at last.Copy !req
463. Magnet on, are you listening, Captain?Copy !req
464. - Yeah.
- Right.Copy !req
465. Magnet on for the magnetic ability,Copy !req
466. begin program for the?
- The amazing computer brain.Copy !req
467. - Right, and when you wanna fly you yell?Copy !req
468. Into the blue!
- Blue, blue,Copy !req
469. into the blue.
- Right.Copy !req
470. - Into the blue!Copy !req
471. Uh.Copy !req
472. Into the blue!Copy !req
473. - Mayday! Mayday!Copy !req
474. - Tupper,Copy !req
475. I think we ought to just call it a day.Copy !req
476. - Number 19 calling number one,Copy !req
477. 19 calling number one.
- Across the Pacific,Copy !req
478. Midnight is about to receive bad news.Copy !req
479. - Number one standing
by, I repeat, number 19,Copy !req
480. number one standing by, have
you anything new to report?Copy !req
481. - Uh, yes, there have
been unusual suppliesCopy !req
482. delivered to the opera house this morning.Copy !req
483. - What do you mean unusual supplies?Copy !req
484. - A truck load of gym
equipment, portable sauna,Copy !req
485. two wrestling mats, and
a case of Dramamine.Copy !req
486. Since then, every top cop
in Sydney, both CommonwealthCopy !req
487. and local, and US military
men have been in there.Copy !req
488. And that lady cop I was telling you about,Copy !req
489. she's with that slob that's been gettingCopy !req
490. all the VIP treatment.
- Would you be good enoughCopy !req
491. to elaborate on the slob,Copy !req
492. number 19?
- He looks familiar.Copy !req
493. He's probably one of those
old has been prize fighters-Copy !req
494. - Keep track of them, number 19,Copy !req
495. and alert all operatives in the area.Copy !req
496. An old fighter,Copy !req
497. I wonder.Copy !req
498. Well, Basil, all good
things must come to an end.Copy !req
499. Tea time for Jeremy.Copy !req
500. - So I'm supposed to
call you a police person,Copy !req
501. not a police woman.
- That's right, it's neutral.Copy !req
502. - And then the, uh, the term
becomes horse person ship,Copy !req
503. right, not horsemanship?Copy !req
504. - That sort of joke's
pretty old hat these days.Copy !req
505. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. - So tell me, this, uh, this lib thing,Copy !req
507. it's, it's big these days?
- Oh, yeah, very powerful,Copy !req
508. and without it, I wouldn't be a cop,Copy !req
509. I'd be a glorified typist.Copy !req
510. By the way, I hope you're feeling hungryCopy !req
511. 'cause the woman's buying.Copy !req
512. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. - Okay, how about a
steak at Jack Dempsey's?Copy !req
514. - Where?
- Or Lindy's, uh?Copy !req
515. Listen, this is a stupid question,Copy !req
516. but where the hell are we,
is this, is this Wall Street?Copy !req
517. Where is this?
- Sydney.Copy !req
518. Sydney, AustraliaCopy !req
519. - Australia! That's where
I've been all these years?Copy !req
520. You know, uh, you know, I knew
everything looked different,Copy !req
521. but I thought it was the booze.Copy !req
522. I got it.Copy !req
523. Oh!Copy !req
524. What a great place.
- Do you like it?Copy !req
525. - Makes me feel right at home.Copy !req
526. Where'd you find all this stuff?Copy !req
527. - Ah, you know, flea markets,
junk shops, garage sales.Copy !req
528. - No wonder I feel at home.Copy !req
529. - How do you like your steak?
- Uh, rare.Copy !req
530. - How about French fries?
- Perfect.Copy !req
531. What is this, some kind of phonograph?Copy !req
532. - Stereo.Copy !req
533. She's not on.Copy !req
534. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
535. - Okay, the place is all yours.Copy !req
536. I mean, the place is almost all yours.Copy !req
537. - I don't wanna drink, I was
just looking at the bottle.Copy !req
538. I just like to read the label.Copy !req
539. - Good labels, aren't they?Copy !req
540. - Hail, Mexican.Copy !req
541. - Ah, ah!Copy !req
542. I won't let you down, Mr. President.Copy !req
543. What's the matter?Copy !req
544. What's the matter?Copy !req
545. What's wrong? Come on.Copy !req
546. - It's me, Colonel.Copy !req
547. - Come on, sit down.Copy !req
548. Ooh.Copy !req
549. Captain, you're in training.Copy !req
550. - I'm really sorry if
I'm, I'm acting feisty,Copy !req
551. I just haven't felt this good in years.Copy !req
552. I, I feel alive and, and,
and alert and, and vital,Copy !req
553. and-
- Sober?Copy !req
554. - Sober, that's the word.Copy !req
555. To the good guys, wherever they may be.Copy !req
556. - Good guys.Copy !req
557. - You paid $1.49 for seltzer.Copy !req
558. - It's not seltzer.
- It isn't, huh?Copy !req
559. They saw you coming.Copy !req
560. Patty, I don't remember when
I had a home cooked meal.Copy !req
561. Ah, ah!Copy !req
562. - I'm sorry, that's,
that's my magnetic ability,Copy !req
563. it's, it's outta whack.Copy !req
564. - That's fine, don't worry about it.Copy !req
565. How did you get like this?
- Drinking.Copy !req
566. - No, no, I mean, before
you were Captain Invincible?Copy !req
567. - Oh, long story.Copy !req
568. - How do you feel?Copy !req
569. - Out of this world.Copy !req
570. - Ah, Mr. Serling,Copy !req
571. congratulations, it's a boy.Copy !req
572. A big boy.Copy !req
573. Come on, come in, come on.Copy !req
574. - Where's the baby, doc?Copy !req
575. - Into the blue!Copy !req
576. - You'll control your powers
again, it's like riding a bike,Copy !req
577. it comes back.
- I never had to ride a bike.Copy !req
578. All right, the truth.Copy !req
579. I don't know if I can
trust anything anymore.Copy !req
580. - Me?
- No, I trust you.Copy !req
581. I, I, I, you said you
were in this to help me,Copy !req
582. and, and, and I believe that's true.Copy !req
583. - Okay, I'll tell you the truth.Copy !req
584. Yesterday, I was just in this to help me.Copy !req
585. I knew that by finding
you, I'd get a promotion.Copy !req
586. And that if I stuck with this case,Copy !req
587. that could lead to anything,
but that was yesterday.Copy !req
588. - And today, everything's different,Copy !req
589. right?
- Yes.Copy !req
590. - What a fool.Copy !req
591. I mean, you collect antiques, right?Copy !req
592. Why not collect something
that'll win you some points?Copy !req
593. - You're ready to throwCopy !req
594. in the towel, aren't you?
- I haven't got a towel.Copy !req
595. - Well, you can't give up.
- Why?Copy !req
596. - For the one person who
never got a fair dealCopy !req
597. from Captain Invincible.Copy !req
598. - Who?
- You.Copy !req
599. - I'll do it.Copy !req
600. - To begin with, he's going to useCopy !req
601. his amazing computer brain
to find our missing suspectCopy !req
602. where others have failed.Copy !req
603. Are you ready, Captain?
- Yes, I am, Miss. Patty,Copy !req
604. thank you, do you have all the materials?Copy !req
605. - Right here, Captain.
- Very good.Copy !req
606. - A Sydney street directory,Copy !req
607. registrations of all door-to-door salesmanCopy !req
608. in the metropolitan area.Copy !req
609. The appliance supplement to
Myer's department stores.Copy !req
610. A videotape of the crime scene,
both in normal and infrared.Copy !req
611. A direct link to prisons
throughout the world,Copy !req
612. their operators are standing by with listsCopy !req
613. of recently released felons.Copy !req
614. Are you ready to start?
- I am.Copy !req
615. Begin program.Copy !req
616. And.Copy !req
617. Ah, the glasses,Copy !req
618. where are the goddamn glasses?
- Here.Copy !req
619. - All right, start the books.Copy !req
620. Hey, hey, I missed that one!Copy !req
621. Cut! Stop all programs!Copy !req
622. Data analyzed, suspect
identified, 98.9% certain,Copy !req
623. suspect name Harold
Colligen, AKA Little Hank,Copy !req
624. first arrest, 1961, Sydney.Copy !req
625. He stole a Vicuna coat
and refrigerator freezerCopy !req
626. from Albert Tucker residence.Copy !req
627. Learned small appliance trade in jail.Copy !req
628. Current address and place of business,Copy !req
629. Vacuum Sale and Repair Shop, 319 Broadway.Copy !req
630. Broadway, Broadway, a north-south streetCopy !req
631. traversing most of Manhattan Island,Copy !req
632. the central part of which is
clustered with the theaters,Copy !req
633. which are an industryCopy !req
634. synonymous with American entertainment.Copy !req
635. Broadway first became industryCopy !req
636. circuit 1850, when its central locationCopy !req
637. became fashionable,
impresarios and audiences.Copy !req
638. From there, Broadway sorted
to a height of activityCopy !req
639. in the 1920s.Copy !req
640. Since then the number, but not
the quality of the theaters,Copy !req
641. has gone into steady decline.Copy !req
642. Decline, decline.Copy !req
643. Decline.Copy !req
644. "Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire"Copy !req
645. by Edward Gibbon, chapter two.Copy !req
646. It was scarcely possible that
the eyes of contemporariesCopy !req
647. should discover in the public felicityCopy !req
648. the latent causes of decay
and corruption.Copy !req
649. We got it, it's okay now.Copy !req
650. We're all right.Copy !req
651. This is not Broadway,Copy !req
652. Manhattan, but Broadway,
Sydney, Australia.Copy !req
653. That guy,Copy !req
654. that outfit.Copy !req
655. It can't be.
- But it is.Copy !req
656. After all these years, it is.Copy !req
657. I knew that Captain
Invincible was beaten, broken,Copy !req
658. a drunken clown.Copy !req
659. And content with the pleasure
that that knowledge gave me,Copy !req
660. I foolishly stayed my hand.Copy !req
661. - All I know is they're
getting too close for comfort.Copy !req
662. - Calm yourself.Copy !req
663. The only thing that they're
getting close to is the grave.Copy !req
664. - Ooh!Copy !req
665. - What the heck?Copy !req
666. - Ugh.Copy !req
667. - We're locked in, Patty, go
see if there's a back door.Copy !req
668. Nevermind,Copy !req
669. I'll break the window.Copy !req
670. Ah, ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
671. Oh God.Copy !req
672. I need help!Copy !req
673. - Coming, Patty.Copy !req
674. Take it easy.Copy !req
675. Are you okay?Copy !req
676. - Great!Copy !req
677. - Ah, this really sucks.Copy !req
678. Patty, Patty, Patty!Copy !req
679. - Ugh!Copy !req
680. I can't breathe!
- I know,Copy !req
681. they're sucking up all the air in here.Copy !req
682. - Well, use your magnetic power!Copy !req
683. - I can't, I, I don't
know if I can use thatCopy !req
684. any better than my amazing computer brain.Copy !req
685. - If you don't hurry up,
we won't have any choice!Copy !req
686. - Okay, all right.Copy !req
687. Magnet on!Copy !req
688. No, don't fly,Copy !req
689. use your magnetic power!Copy !req
690. Come down!Copy !req
691. - Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
692. - Come down!
- Please, please,Copy !req
693. I'm doing everything in my power.Copy !req
694. - What are you doing?
- Electrical system,Copy !req
695. if I can reverse the polarity,Copy !req
696. the vacuums will blow the
air back out into the room.Copy !req
697. Well, that's a fine thing to do now!Copy !req
698. Patty!Copy !req
699. Patty!Copy !req
700. Ah!Copy !req
701. - No wonder nature abhors a vacuum.Copy !req
702. I'll say one thing for you
Patty, you've got moxie.Copy !req
703. - What's moxie?
- Nevermind.Copy !req
704. Come on, we're going.
- Where to?Copy !req
705. - Headquarters.
- What for?Copy !req
706. - We're gonna find a traitor.Copy !req
707. - Oh my God.Copy !req
708. - This is madness!Copy !req
709. - Oh, no.Copy !req
710. - They knew we'd walk into this, Patty,Copy !req
711. it means only one thing,Copy !req
712. there's a traitor in your organization.Copy !req
713. What is it?Copy !req
714. - Jane Fonda reading "Golden Pond."Copy !req
715. - Ah.Copy !req
716. - God Almighty.
- They didn't stand a chance,Copy !req
717. I mean, how can this have happened?Copy !req
718. Where are the security guards?Copy !req
719. How come-
- Shh.Copy !req
720. - Coordinate
with federal authoritiesCopy !req
721. and cordon off the area.Copy !req
722. Be on the lookout for Captain InvincibleCopy !req
723. and female companion
wanted for questioning.Copy !req
724. - We've been set up, Patty.
- All units-Copy !req
725. - We've been framed!Copy !req
726. - Captain, I don't know how
to explain all this, yeah,Copy !req
727. but I think you're
being a little paranoid!Copy !req
728. - Paranoid, hey?Copy !req
729. - Hold it right there.Copy !req
730. - Come on, Patty.Copy !req
731. Into the blue!Copy !req
732. - Shit!Copy !req
733. Faster than a speeding jet,Copy !req
734. they've found no way to stop him yet.Copy !req
735. - But there's
only one thing, Captain.Copy !req
736. - What?
- We're going straightCopy !req
737. into the water!
- Into the blue!Copy !req
738. Into the blue for Christ sake!Copy !req
739. Up! Up!Copy !req
740. - May I make a suggestion?Copy !req
741. Fly higher!Copy !req
742. - Dammit to hell, I said
into the blue!Copy !req
743. - May I make another suggestion?Copy !req
744. - Remarkable work these genetic people do,Copy !req
745. most impressive.Copy !req
746. - Julius, don't be so sensitive, please,Copy !req
747. you know, it distresses me.Copy !req
748. Anyway, biologically speaking,Copy !req
749. you were centuries ahead
of those poor creatures.Copy !req
750. - Uh, number one, uh, calling number one.Copy !req
751. - I trust for your sake that
you have a favorable report.Copy !req
752. - It's fantastic,
because of the Hypno-Ray,Copy !req
753. the occupancy rate of
Sicily Heights is 98%.Copy !req
754. - Most impressive.Copy !req
755. - Reports from the housing developmentsCopy !req
756. are excellent, chief.Copy !req
757. All the sales figures have
topped our expectations.Copy !req
758. Everything's going great, except for-Copy !req
759. - Except for Captain Invincible.Copy !req
760. I, I must say that his
survival was rather surprising.Copy !req
761. It seems that his abilities returnedCopy !req
762. rather sooner than I expected.Copy !req
763. However, I can assure you
that he will not escapeCopy !req
764. the new trap that I've laid for him.Copy !req
765. Ah, there's my call now.Copy !req
766. Hello, I'd just like a, a
word with you, Councilman,Copy !req
767. about your extra apartment.Copy !req
768. Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't want to knowCopy !req
769. the young lady's name, but I'm
sure that the voters might.Copy !req
770. Would you mind holding onCopy !req
771. a moment please, I have another call.Copy !req
772. Hello?Copy !req
773. 916-Copy !req
774. 112-Copy !req
775. 11-Z.Copy !req
776. Yes, those Swiss
bank account numbersCopy !req
777. are rather distinctive, aren't they?Copy !req
778. Would you mind if I made
this a conference call?Copy !req
779. Just one moment, please.Copy !req
780. Gentlemen, are you there?Copy !req
781. Gentlemen, I don't want
to take up too muchCopy !req
782. of your extremely valuable time,Copy !req
783. but, uh, there is one very small favorCopy !req
784. that I would like to ask of you.Copy !req
785. I shall destroy Captain
Invincible for the second timeCopy !req
786. with the one thing that he
loves most, his country.Copy !req
787. Open wider, you silly boy.Copy !req
788. - Do you know what you've
done? Have you any idea?Copy !req
789. You've thrown my whole career
out the window, along with me.Copy !req
790. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.Copy !req
791. They would have believed my story,Copy !req
792. I'm not a washed up drunk
who pleaded the fifthCopy !req
793. in front of a, oh, I'm
sorry, I didn't mean that.Copy !req
794. It's just that my
career was just beginning,Copy !req
795. I had a policewoman of the month badge,Copy !req
796. and three special commendationsCopy !req
797. in the commissioner's own handwriting.Copy !req
798. - Well, I'm sure you deserve
the commendations, kid,Copy !req
799. but I don't know if
you would have deservedCopy !req
800. the ventilation holes you woulda hadCopy !req
801. all throughout your body if I
didn't drag you outta there.Copy !req
802. - How can you be so sure?Copy !req
803. - Because I know who's behind this now.Copy !req
804. - Who?
- Mr. Midnight.Copy !req
805. He's the only one who's smart
enough to have engineered-Copy !req
806. He's the only person who could
have engineered this thing,Copy !req
807. stolen the Hypno-Ray, getting
the whole world against me.Copy !req
808. It all makes sense now.Copy !req
809. - Mr. Midnight?
- Yeah.Copy !req
810. My archenemy, hell, everybody's archenemyCopy !req
811. as far back as I can remember.Copy !req
812. - If he's that bad, what are
you gonna do about it, Captain?Copy !req
813. Meanwhile, at 4:00 amCopy !req
814. that morning, Midnight
plays with a scale modelCopy !req
815. of his monstrous plan.Copy !req
816. - Julius, what's next
is 30 years of researchCopy !req
817. and development all controlled
by that computer over there.Copy !req
818. What you will shortly see
enacted here in miniature,Copy !req
819. will shortly take place in reality!Copy !req
820. Alas, poor Schultz.Copy !req
821. I knew him well, Julius.Copy !req
822. - Hardly a mere dinner, my dear Gustav,Copy !req
823. on the contrary, a veritable
feast of ThanksgivingCopy !req
824. on this, the Eve of a glorious new orderCopy !req
825. in the so called United States of America.Copy !req
826. Foreign?
- Uh, domestic.Copy !req
827. - Ah, when the pure genetic AmericansCopy !req
828. discover what I have done to clean upCopy !req
829. that rotting cesspool
that they call New York,Copy !req
830. their gratitude to me will be boundless.Copy !req
831. They will carry me into the White HouseCopy !req
832. upon their shoulders.Copy !req
833. And our plan will spread to
every corner of the land.Copy !req
834. Gentlemen, I give you a toastCopy !req
835. to Operation Ivory.Copy !req
836. In 24 hours,Copy !req
837. New York will be 100% pure.Copy !req
838. - Mr. President, I think
I speak for all of us,Copy !req
839. there is, um, all of us here,Copy !req
840. when I say that we are not satisfactoredCopy !req
841. as to the conduction of the seek programCopy !req
842. by the individual choiced by yourself, sir.Copy !req
843. - What?
- We don't like Invincible,Copy !req
844. he's a juicehead, a complete burnout.Copy !req
845. - We are no nearer a
recovery of the Hypno-Ray,Copy !req
846. and time is running out.Copy !req
847. - Gentlemen, I have absolute
faith in Captain Invincible.Copy !req
848. Your criticisms are
premature and unwarranted.Copy !req
849. That is all.
- The statue is 302 feet high,Copy !req
850. and a gift from the people of France.Copy !req
851. On its base are the famous wordsCopy !req
852. by the American Jewish poet, Emma Lazarus.Copy !req
853. "Give me your tired, your poor,Copy !req
854. your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free."Copy !req
855. - Can we go up in the head?
- Ah, no,Copy !req
856. that observation platform
was closed by the governmentCopy !req
857. over 30 years ago.Copy !req
858. Now, we'll be seeing Ellis Island soonCopy !req
859. where millions of
immigrants first set footCopy !req
860. on American soil.Copy !req
861. - I can't wait much longer, Mr. President.Copy !req
862. I won't let you down, Mr. President.Copy !req
863. - There is danger ahead.
- What?Copy !req
864. - We cannot escape
danger, or the fear of itCopy !req
865. by crawling into bed and pulling
the covers over our heads.Copy !req
866. - But can you tell me, please,Copy !req
867. how long will the struggle go on?Copy !req
868. - There can be no reasoning
with an incendiary bomb.Copy !req
869. - I won't let you down, Mr. President.Copy !req
870. I can't wait any longer, Mr. President.Copy !req
871. - Wake up, Vince.Copy !req
872. - Ah.Copy !req
873. Sorry about the mess, Patty.Copy !req
874. Truman used to send a girl in on Tuesdays,Copy !req
875. but you know how things are.Copy !req
876. - Hmm, it's not that bad.Copy !req
877. - Sorry, did you say something?Copy !req
878. - No.Copy !req
879. - Okay.Copy !req
880. - What are you doing?
- I'm gonna find Midnight.Copy !req
881. I've got a battery of
long-range sensing devicesCopy !req
882. hooked up the terminals
all over the country.Copy !req
883. Ike gave them to me.Copy !req
884. And when I plug myself
in, I can literally feelCopy !req
885. what's going on from the
mountains to the prairies.Copy !req
886. No, she's still not on.Copy !req
887. - The American Eagle Network,Copy !req
888. I hate to tell you this,Copy !req
889. but I don't think that's around anymore.Copy !req
890. - Don't say it, Patty,
I don't want you to buryCopy !req
891. any more dreams of mine,
so just don't say it!Copy !req
892. - I'm sorry, but I have
to tell you the truthCopy !req
893. about things that have changed.Copy !req
894. - Things haven't changed,
Patty, people have changed,Copy !req
895. people and the whole damn country.Copy !req
896. It's lost something, it's
lost something vital,Copy !req
897. like, like, like, like
honesty, and pride, integrity,Copy !req
898. and a sense of the future.Copy !req
899. I'll tell you, when that
happens to a country,Copy !req
900. the country goes right into the gutter.Copy !req
901. - Well, you came back from there.Copy !req
902. Well, you did.Copy !req
903. - I'll tell you, when this thing is over,Copy !req
904. I'm gonna sit in that chair just waitin'.Copy !req
905. - Wait for what, that radio
to start working again?Copy !req
906. - And why not?Copy !req
907. See that picture? That's Albert Einstein.Copy !req
908. He was a close personal friend of mine.Copy !req
909. And he said to me once, Patty,Copy !req
910. he said,Copy !req
911. something like that, which
means, loosely translated,Copy !req
912. that the universe and
time goes on and on and onCopy !req
913. forever and ever and ever into infinity.Copy !req
914. And then, and then it
comes backCopy !req
915. and folds in on itselfCopy !req
916. so that you come right
back in, in a funnelCopy !req
917. to where, to where you started off from.Copy !req
918. Fine, I'm just gonna sit here and wait.Copy !req
919. I'm just gonna sit up
here in Miss. Liberty,Copy !req
920. and wait for 1950 to come around again.Copy !req
921. And with it Jack Dempsey,
the Polo Grounds,Copy !req
922. the "NBC Blue Network,"
Harry God bless him Truman,Copy !req
923. and maybe when hell freezes overCopy !req
924. some good old-fashioned
pride in this country.Copy !req
925. Okay, the state of the union check,Copy !req
926. I've gotta start west,
and work my way east.Copy !req
927. - Are you all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
928. - Did you find out where Midnight is?Copy !req
929. - I think so.Copy !req
930. - Janice, I said no calls.Copy !req
931. Who?Copy !req
932. Well, my God, yes.Copy !req
933. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
934. Put him on.
- Good morning, sir.Copy !req
935. - Captain invincible. It's
great to hear your voice.Copy !req
936. - Good, good, sir, I have some informationCopy !req
937. about the Hypno-Ray.
- You do?Copy !req
938. - Midnight's got it, and I
think I know where to find him.Copy !req
939. - Who exactly is this Mr. Midnight?Copy !req
940. Does he work for the Russians?Copy !req
941. Uh-huh.Copy !req
942. One of history's most evil men.Copy !req
943. - Right.
- Captain, are you,Copy !req
944. are you sure about this Mr. Midnight?Copy !req
945. - Ha-ha.Copy !req
946. - Of course, I believe you,Copy !req
947. - Right.
- believe me, I believe you.Copy !req
948. - Yes.
- It's just thatCopy !req
949. I'm sitting here with the joint chiefsCopy !req
950. and they have never heard
of this Mr. Midnight,Copy !req
951. and-
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
952. - H-hello?Copy !req
953. - He doesn't believe me.Copy !req
954. I'm gonna get sold down the
river just like last time.Copy !req
955. - He can't, he's your friend.Copy !req
956. - Maybe and maybe not.Copy !req
957. Come on, Patty, we've got work to do.Copy !req
958. - I'm going to give him 24 hours,Copy !req
959. no more.Copy !req
960. And after that, it's in
your hands, gentlemen.Copy !req
961. Captain Invincible and PattyCopy !req
962. are about to enter a time and spaceCopy !req
963. that is dangerous and mysterious.Copy !req
964. It is called the Deli.Copy !req
965. - Do you recognize this sign?Copy !req
966. They had one exactly like it
outside the Vacuum Repair Shop.Copy !req
967. - Coincidence?
- Where Midnight is concerned,Copy !req
968. there's no such thing as coincidence.Copy !req
969. Hello.Copy !req
970. - That's right, Mrs.
Noseblum, Israeli Acres,Copy !req
971. but don't take my word for
it, check it out for yourself.Copy !req
972. But hurry, I hear they're
almost sold, sold.Copy !req
973. - Yes, I will, thank you,Copy !req
974. thank you.
- Mention my name!Copy !req
975. Can I help you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
976. I'd like a pastrami and
a corn beef, please,Copy !req
977. - Right.
- both on rye,Copy !req
978. and, uh, oh, anything else, honey?Copy !req
979. - A pint of coleslaw and a half a poundCopy !req
980. of nougat.
- Coming up.Copy !req
981. - And some matjes herring,
and a little Halawa,Copy !req
982. and some information about Mr. Midnight.Copy !req
983. - Mr. Who?
- You heard me!Copy !req
984. - Captain.
- Listen to me, buddy,Copy !req
985. I've been in this shop 20
years, I ain't never heardCopy !req
986. of Mr. Midnight, or, or
Moonlight, or whatever.Copy !req
987. - Yes, then why are you putting mayonnaiseCopy !req
988. on a corn beef sandwich?Copy !req
989. - Be with you in a minute.Copy !req
990. Gefilte fish?
- It's a gun!Copy !req
991. You don't know Midnight, hey?Copy !req
992. - You want schmaltz? Ha-ha!Copy !req
993. And some bagels?Copy !req
994. - There's no need for the gun, Patty,Copy !req
995. my powers are coming back,Copy !req
996. I can feel them surging through my body.Copy !req
997. I'll repel their bullets
with my magnetic ability.Copy !req
998. Magnet on!Copy !req
999. Repel, attract, I'll get
it right in a minute.Copy !req
1000. Ah!Copy !req
1001. - Ah!Copy !req
1002. - Ugh, yuck!Copy !req
1003. Ooh, God, this one's been sliced to death.Copy !req
1004. - Not a very pleasant way to go, Patty.Copy !req
1005. - He's not old.
- Huh.Copy !req
1006. And he's not Jewish either.Copy !req
1007. - Attention, all operatives, attention,Copy !req
1008. Captain Invincible will be
within our grasp at any moment.Copy !req
1009. I want him totally destroyed.Copy !req
1010. To your battle stations.Copy !req
1011. - Your cockamamie story
checks out, Patricia,Copy !req
1012. but we can't get that shaft
open, if it is a shaft.Copy !req
1013. - Well, you gotta do something.Copy !req
1014. - Ah, we're only human,
unlike your friend.Copy !req
1015. Come on, you've got an
appointment at headquarters.Copy !req
1016. - I thought I was cleared!
- Oh, you are,Copy !req
1017. but if you wanna keep your badge,Copy !req
1018. you better file a report
that keeps my departmentCopy !req
1019. out of this entire fiasco.Copy !req
1020. - And what about Captain Invincible?Copy !req
1021. - He's on his own.Copy !req
1022. - Maybe he's not on his own.Copy !req
1023. - Help!Copy !req
1024. - Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
1025. No, don't, ah!Copy !req
1026. - Ah, Gustav.Copy !req
1027. - Ah, ah, just, just a
moment, Gustav, please.Copy !req
1028. Now, would you mind repeating
that but a little more slowly?Copy !req
1029. - I see, so our gallant
Captain has finally arrived.Copy !req
1030. - I see, into the deli, down the shoot,Copy !req
1031. and into the garbage, very appropriate.Copy !req
1032. And then?Copy !req
1033. - All our gallant crew.
- Oui.Copy !req
1034. - Unfortunate, but not
entirely unexpected.Copy !req
1035. You may go, Gustav.Copy !req
1036. - Uh.Copy !req
1037. - Oh, of course.Copy !req
1038. - Oh, merci.Copy !req
1039. - You didn't think I'd make it, did ya?Copy !req
1040. - Frankly, I didn't
think that you'd make itCopy !req
1041. into this century, my dear fellow.Copy !req
1042. You're a walking anachronism, Captain,Copy !req
1043. a paltry, puffed up
notion of a day long past,Copy !req
1044. and an entity whose tickets to oblivionCopy !req
1045. is about to be punched.Copy !req
1046. - Ah!Copy !req
1047. Ah, ah!Copy !req
1048. Oh!Copy !req
1049. Into the blue! Mm-mm.Copy !req
1050. Well, that was really the pits.Copy !req
1051. - Congratulations, Captain.Copy !req
1052. It seems that some of your old skillsCopy !req
1053. have not entirely deserted you.Copy !req
1054. - I don't need any compliments
from you, Midnight.Copy !req
1055. I want the Hypno-Ray, and I want it now.Copy !req
1056. - Same old dreary demands.Copy !req
1057. Self-righteous, messianic, moralistic,Copy !req
1058. and increasingly tedious.
- Fine talk from a sociopath,Copy !req
1059. paranoid schizophrenic
with delusions of grandeur.Copy !req
1060. - Thank you.
- You'll never change.Copy !req
1061. - And you will never win.Copy !req
1062. Now, let's see, during
our long association,Copy !req
1063. you have, uh, changed brands
quite a few times, haven't you?Copy !req
1064. To begin with it was retsina, as I recall,Copy !req
1065. with just a little dash of hemlock.Copy !req
1066. And then your long flirtation with cognac,Copy !req
1067. during which you did rather
overdue the Napoleon.Copy !req
1068. And most recently,Copy !req
1069. fine Kentucky bourbon.Copy !req
1070. - Hello? Hello?Copy !req
1071. - And
by plugging myself into them,Copy !req
1072. I can literally feel what's
going in this land of oursCopy !req
1073. from the mountains to the prairie.Copy !req
1074. - And now.Copy !req
1075. - This is the American Eagle NetworkCopy !req
1076. broadcasting one last timeCopy !req
1077. for all of you out there who
still believe in fairies,Copy !req
1078. heroes, second chances,Copy !req
1079. love and trust,Copy !req
1080. Captain, they're playing your song.Copy !req
1081. - She's on!Copy !req
1082. She's finally on!Copy !req
1083. - Ah!Copy !req
1084. - Into the blue!Copy !req
1085. Ah.Copy !req
1086. - I've done it!Copy !req
1087. I've sent back the repellent, repulsive,
genetically inferior,Copy !req
1088. racially impure monstrosities
back to the very just fateCopy !req
1089. that has awaited them all
since the very dawn of man.Copy !req
1090. Congratulations, Midnight,
you really are a genius.Copy !req
1091. You fumbled the big one
on the one-yard line.Copy !req
1092. Today, New York. Tomorrow, the world!Copy !req
1093. - Magnet on!Copy !req
1094. Ah!Copy !req
1095. Into the blue!Copy !req
1096. - Michael Lang, with a special news break.Copy !req
1097. Moments ago, sections of
the New York state coastlineCopy !req
1098. broke away.Copy !req
1099. The ethnic populations trapped
on the floating sectionsCopy !req
1100. were rescued byCopy !req
1101. Captain Invincible,
from a submarine attackCopy !req
1102. masterminded by
arch-criminal, Mr. Midnight,Copy !req
1103. although this has not been confirmed.Copy !req
1104. - Magnet on!Copy !req
1105. Magnet on!Copy !req
1106. Magnet on!Copy !req
1107. - US forces are on alert worldwide.Copy !req
1108. Invincible vanished decades ago,Copy !req
1109. and his astonishing reappearanceCopy !req
1110. stunned millions of New Yorkers.Copy !req
1111. Stay tuned for further
developments, film at 11.Copy !req
1112. - Patty, that was one terrific broadcast.Copy !req
1113. Nothing to it, Vince,Copy !req
1114. all I had to do was
get on your wavelength.Copy !req
1115. - Well, you're on it.Copy !req
1116. - We knew you'd come through for us.Copy !req
1117. And don't be a stranger now,Copy !req
1118. let's have lunch together sometime.Copy !req
1119. - Right, right,Copy !req
1120. we'll keep in touch.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1121. - Yeah.Copy !req
1122. - Now, I'm not a public speaker,
or an expert, or anything,Copy !req
1123. but there's something I'd like to say.Copy !req
1124. We've all been through a lot together,Copy !req
1125. and it wasn't all your
fault, but some of it was.Copy !req
1126. That's because a lot of us, including me,Copy !req
1127. have been thinking we're
all alone in the world.Copy !req
1128. Alone, or part of some
helpless little group.Copy !req
1129. And that's what makes us such
easy marks for the bad guys.Copy !req
1130. But together, we're not
alone, we're not helpless.Copy !req
1131. Together, we're part of
the roughest, toughest,Copy !req
1132. biggest, kindest,
fairest, bestest darn gangCopy !req
1133. in the whole world!Copy !req
1134. Okay, everybody, this
time, let's do it right!Copy !req