1. Stay in line RexCopy !req
2. Sorry Nelson,Copy !req
3. I must show Her Majesty something important.Copy !req
4. Whoaw!Copy !req
5. Watch your step Philip.Copy !req
6. Oh Rexy...Copy !req
7. What a fluffy tummy!Copy !req
8. Oh yesCopy !req
9. Just here.Copy !req
10. Blasted mutt!Copy !req
11. Dreadful no manners!Copy !req
12. Will he never learn?Copy !req
13. What can I say? That's what you get,
when you're Top Dog.Copy !req
14. Oh Rex, you are incorrigible!Copy !req
15. In my day there was more to being Top Dog
than nuzzling and fluffing.Copy !req
16. Oh really, Nelson?Copy !req
17. Did I tell you about the time
I discovered the fire at Windsor CastleCopy !req
18. and led the Royal family to safety?Copy !req
19. Only about three hundred times.Copy !req
20. Selfless acts of courage-
that's what it means to be Top Dog!Copy !req
21. Yes, we all know you're a hero, Nelson.Copy !req
22. But could you never do this!Copy !req
23. Oh, what an outrageous, irresistible puppy.Copy !req
24. I do what I can.Copy !req
25. Dogs today- you don't appreciate how lucky you are!Copy !req
26. You know, I am so popular,Copy !req
27. Her Majesty is putting my picture on a mug,Copy !req
28. smart phone cases, key fobs,Copy !req
29. mouse pads, cards, ballons, slippers,Copy !req
30. underpants, soap, pen,
caps, umbrella, toilet brushCopy !req
31. and best of all, on the side of the Royal Train.Copy !req
32. Very impressive...Copy !req
33. Alright everyone. Tails up- we've got a State visit!Copy !req
34. You been at the brandy again, Margaret?Copy !req
35. Certainly not, look for yourselves.Copy !req
36. It's the President of the United States!Copy !req
37. Let's go!Copy !req
38. Hold on, we have not been sent for yet!Copy !req
39. When you're the top dog, you know you're wanted!Copy !req
40. Maybe, we should all go.Copy !req
41. Send for the Royal Corgis!Copy !req
42. Send for the Royal Corgis!Copy !req
43. The Royal cor... whoa!Copy !req
44. Last one there's a mongrel. Whoops!Copy !req
45. Whoaw!Copy !req
46. Someone give me a hand!Copy !req
47. You already got one! Ha, ha!Copy !req
48. Coming through,Copy !req
49. eat my dust, Rex!Copy !req
50. Show some manners, will you!Copy !req
51. Out of my way... Ladies first!Copy !req
52. Not me.Copy !req
53. No my fault.Copy !req
54. Wasn't us.Copy !req
55. It's them.Copy !req
56. Heeeeere we are.Copy !req
57. How nice to see you Mr. President.Copy !req
58. Fantastic little place you got here Liz.Copy !req
59. It's so... how to say... understated.Copy !req
60. Boy? That Corgi is ugly!Copy !req
61. I've sniffed prettier bottoms.Copy !req
62. Pity the poor chap who winds up with that creature!Copy !req
63. Not exactly an oil painting yourself, Nelson.Copy !req
64. An honour to meet you, Ma'am.Copy !req
65. Royal selfie. Cheeeese steaaaaak!Copy !req
66. And who, pray, is this delightful little moppet?Copy !req
67. That's the First Lady, Ma'am.Copy !req
68. No I meant the...Copy !req
69. Oh, dis is our beautiful pet dog,
Mitzy, Your Majesty.Copy !req
70. Original from zee great state of Texasssss.Copy !req
71. She's delightfull.Copy !req
72. We're going to find a mate for her.Copy !req
73. Only problem is, sourcing the right dog.Copy !req
74. We want only the best, the very best.Copy !req
75. Perhaps she might like one of mine.Copy !req
76. The match could help cement
our 'special relationship'Copy !req
77. Vhat a vonderfull idea!Copy !req
78. Alright then Mitzy, grab some puppy.Copy !req
79. Erm... alright then.Copy !req
80. So what we got here?Copy !req
81. Too old,Copy !req
82. this one's a girl,Copy !req
83. too boring.Copy !req
84. I beg you pardon.Copy !req
85. Hmmm, You're cute and fluffy.Copy !req
86. Oooh, hmmm, yeah...Copy !req
87. You'll do.Copy !req
88. I think she has eye on this vun.Copy !req
89. Oh Rexy- you lucky boy!Copy !req
90. We've found you a girlfriend!Copy !req
91. Girlfriend?Copy !req
92. Take me, stud muffin!Copy !req
93. Erm... I don't suppose we can we have a recount?Copy !req
94. Charlie... help!Copy !req
95. What can I say, apparently you're the chosen one!Copy !req
96. Oh, I do love a Royal Wedding.Copy !req
97. I don't want to end up with her-Copy !req
98. She's...Copy !req
99. Terrifying?Copy !req
100. You said it, Charlie. Ouch, aw...Copy !req
101. Careful. That hurts.Copy !req
102. Here come's the bride, consider suicide!Copy !req
103. What if I say I'm not interested?Copy !req
104. I don't think she'll take no for an answer, Rex!Copy !req
105. There's got to be a waaaayy...Copy !req
106. Not so cocky now are we!Copy !req
107. Come along, Rex... your lady's waiting!Copy !req
108. Heeeeelp!Copy !req
109. To dog, pfffff!Copy !req
110. Daddy's got to go for a big meal
with Her elizabetness,Copy !req
111. so you be a good girl, won't you?Copy !req
112. And if that little doggie upsets you,Copy !req
113. you come running to Daddy, okay Princess?Copy !req
114. Do come along Donald,Copy !req
115. let's leave these two lovebirds to get acquainted!Copy !req
116. Don't 90, Your Majesty. Please!Copy !req
117. Majesty... please, please.Copy !req
118. Hey little fella stop whining, wanna go walkies?Copy !req
119. I've already been today, thanks.Copy !req
120. Oooh, what are you waiting for? Come and join me.Copy !req
121. Some other time maybe.Copy !req
122. Let's get something in the diary... Aaaah!Copy !req
123. Help, please. Get off me...
I need to go for a Royal wee!Copy !req
124. Mayday, mayday... We have a situationCopy !req
125. Oh, hush little puppy.Copy !req
126. Get off me...Copy !req
127. Mitzy's going to take good care of you.Copy !req
128. Sorry, you left me no other choice.Copy !req
129. Playing hard to get uh! I like that.Copy !req
130. Aaargh! What part of NO don't you understand?Copy !req
131. Both the N and the O.Copy !req
132. Majesty, get me out of here...Copy !req
133. Cutsey poo! We only live one.Copy !req
134. Liz! Help!Copy !req
135. Time to reel him in.Copy !req
136. What?Copy !req
137. Yeeeaaah! Pucker up, cowboy!Copy !req
138. Heeeelp!Copy !req
139. Liz, pleeeeaaase come back...Copy !req
140. Listen, Okay, I'll get my people
to speak to your peopleCopy !req
141. and your people can speak to my peopleCopy !req
142. and my people can tell your people to... get lost!Copy !req
143. Hope you're ready for your first kiss.Copy !req
144. Cause I sure am.Copy !req
145. Oh God!Copy !req
146. Aaaah! What? You don't like me?Copy !req
147. Whatever gave you that im-m-m-m-m pression, aaah?Copy !req
148. Wanna play rough, huh!
You can run, but you can't hide?Copy !req
149. Wanna bet!Copy !req
150. Okay, I'm game.Copy !req
151. Here I am, sugar pie.Copy !req
152. Whoaw, hmmmm,
I didn't know you Brits were into branding.Copy !req
153. Look at our union this way Rexy:Copy !req
154. it could be the merger of the century.Copy !req
155. I mean the consolidation of two
very powerful brands. It could be huuuge!Copy !req
156. I love playing hide-and-seek.
We are made for each other.Copy !req
157. Rexy puppy, where are you?Copy !req
158. I am getting hotter,Copy !req
159. I can feel it... in more ways than one.Copy !req
160. Some top dog you are,Copy !req
161. hiding like a little pussy cat... Meow, meow.Copy !req
162. Found you! Hihi!Copy !req
163. See you...Copy !req
164. Aaah... oooh!Copy !req
165. Royal selfie! Cheesesteak...Copy !req
166. Get me out of here!Copy !req
167. That's how you want to play it, huh?Copy !req
168. Whooo whoooCopy !req
169. They buck broncos where I come from!Copy !req
170. Hang on. Here we gooooo.Copy !req
171. Whoaaah!Copy !req
172. Aaah... You ain't so bad at this!Copy !req
173. But, lets see if you can fly, my love bird.Copy !req
174. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
175. What qualities does the president
have that first attracted you to him?Copy !req
176. Vell, his nice head of hairCopy !req
177. and his very big hands does not hurt either...Copy !req
178. Oh.Copy !req
179. Diner is served.Copy !req
180. I'll pass, I don't like raw food.Copy !req
181. You call this British humour? No?Copy !req
182. Sorry Madam, I, euuhCopy !req
183. Footsie huh?Copy !req
184. I beg you pardon?Copy !req
185. Tell me, Mr. President,
what do you think of our English food?Copy !req
186. It is fantasticCopy !req
187. Oh, Mr. President!Copy !req
188. I believe this is yours, Your Majesty!Copy !req
189. You are very much in the doghouse, Rex!Copy !req
190. Naughty, Naughty!Copy !req
191. Dismissed.Copy !req
192. You okay, Rex?Copy !req
193. I don't think I'm Her Majesty's top dog anymore.Copy !req
194. Of course you are!
Nothing would ever change that.Copy !req
195. I ruined everything.Copy !req
196. The President has cancelled his visit
and gone back to America.Copy !req
197. I know you did not like the whole set-up.Copy !req
198. What did you do to her?Copy !req
199. Not her, him.Copy !req
200. That creature is a "he".Copy !req
201. No, the president!Copy !req
202. The president...? What happened?Copy !req
203. I bit the President in the unmentionables.Copy !req
204. I'm a disgrace to the Royal Family.Copy !req
205. Well maybe in that case...Copy !req
206. I should just leave.Copy !req
207. But where would you go?Copy !req
208. No idea...Copy !req
209. How about the Pope's house!Copy !req
210. The Pope?Copy !req
211. I bet he'd love a couple of puppies
running round Vatican City.Copy !req
212. What do you think, Rex?Copy !req
213. You know what Charlie- I like it!Copy !req
214. Sssshhh, You do?Copy !req
215. Absolutely, it'd be me and you,
heading out on a whacky adventure.Copy !req
216. To the Papal Palace!Copy !req
217. When do we go?Copy !req
218. No time like the present!Copy !req
219. His Holiness- here we come!Copy !req
220. I'm excited!Copy !req
221. I can't help it!Copy !req
222. Blasted dog... steals my slipper!Copy !req
223. What are you doing?Copy !req
224. I've got an idea.Copy !req
225. Whaaaat...?Copy !req
226. Sarge! Sarge! We got a vase situation!Copy !req
227. Oh... Careful, that's priceless.Copy !req
228. We've got to make it to those bushesCopy !req
229. I'm having second thoughts, Charlie.Copy !req
230. It's a bit nippy out hereCopy !req
231. - and you know it's Royal Jelly for breakfast!Copy !req
232. Can't we go tomorrow?Copy !req
233. Did you hear that lad?Copy !req
234. What Sarge?Copy !req
235. Probably some foxes running around.Copy !req
236. Can't see a think with this bloody hat hatCopy !req
237. Now- take off your collar.Copy !req
238. But the Queen gave me this
when she made me top dog!Copy !req
239. Exactly, everyone will know who you are!Copy !req
240. We won't get five yards.Copy !req
241. Good thinking!
The Pope's going to like you Charlie.Copy !req
242. But, how are we going to make it over that wall?Copy !req
243. Oh, I know a way.Copy !req
244. Prince Philipp is having cable fitted, come on.Copy !req
245. It's a bit tight. But we can squeeze through.Copy !req
246. Have you done it before, Charlie?Copy !req
247. You never told me you went outside.Copy !req
248. Maybe once or twice. Bit of fun, you know.Copy !req
249. You're a dark horse! Slash dog.Copy !req
250. Hm, hm, there is a lot you don't know about me Rex.Copy !req
251. Rex over here. Quick!Copy !req
252. We're going to get caughtCopy !req
253. Not if we keep moving. Hurry, this way.Copy !req
254. Wooo... We made it.Copy !req
255. Amazing. We are still in one piece.Copy !req
256. Where are we, Is this Vatican City?Copy !req
257. Ah, ah... No, St. Jame's park.Copy !req
258. We're being watched. It this place haunted?Copy !req
259. No, just keep walking.Copy !req
260. You probably saw some geese. They're everywhere.Copy !req
261. Do you mind if I whistle.Copy !req
262. Yes, keep quiet.Copy !req
263. Hurry, this way...Copy !req
264. Charlie! I don't like it out here,Copy !req
265. It's scary.Copy !req
266. Oh, hush Rex. Stop acting like an immature puppy.Copy !req
267. Charlie. I really do want to go home.Copy !req
268. Look, I know I behaved like a spoiled brat,Copy !req
269. but we should have never left the palace.Copy !req
270. I'm afraid there is no going back.Copy !req
271. The queen loves me really.Copy !req
272. I know I messed up, I know, I know, I know,Copy !req
273. but she'll forgive me,Copy !req
274. lam sure of it. I am her top dog.Copy !req
275. Not any more!Copy !req
276. What are you talking about?Copy !req
277. You had your chance, now it's my turn.Copy !req
278. I was destined to be top dog,
until you came along.Copy !req
279. Charlie, have you lost your mind!Copy !req
280. So long, imposter!Copy !req
281. Charlie, I... am... freezing.Copy !req
282. I know!Copy !req
283. Ah... Charlie, you double cross... huh...Copy !req
284. Goodbye, Top Dog.Copy !req
285. Whoa... this must be heaven!Copy !req
286. Oh yes,Copy !req
287. fluff me- that feels real good!Copy !req
288. Breathing fine. No injury to internal organs.Copy !req
289. Ha, the belly rub-Copy !req
290. you really are spoiling me, Ma'am!Copy !req
291. No frost bite. All looking goodCopy !req
292. One immune booster suppository
and you should fully recover.Copy !req
293. Oh yes, give me the full treatment!Copy !req
294. Whoa! You just crossed the line, mom!Copy !req
295. Well, you're in perfect condition!Copy !req
296. Hang on- you're not Her Majesty!Copy !req
297. No collar, no chip- must be a stray.Copy !req
298. He is lucky you found him, Sanjay.Copy !req
299. Let me see if we can find a spot for him.Copy !req
300. The kennel is pretty full.Copy !req
301. Good morning GINGER,
do you have room for another guest?Copy !req
302. A corgi... we don't get to many of them around.Copy !req
303. I wonder what happened to him?Copy !req
304. Who knows.Copy !req
305. More and more irresponsible pet owners these days.Copy !req
306. That's for sure.Copy !req
307. Okay, I must be going. See you later.Copy !req
308. You look familiar, haven't you been in here before?Copy !req
309. Hmm, maybe not. Lets find you a good room mate.Copy !req
310. Some of the guests here can be pretty rowdy.Copy !req
311. Achoum... I don't know what you are up to,Copy !req
312. but you've got to take me back
to the palace pronto, my good man,Copy !req
313. before my disappearance
becomes an national headline.Copy !req
314. Besides, I've got a score to settle
with that rotter, Charlie!Copy !req
315. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
316. Hey- where are we going? The exit is that wayCopy !req
317. Who's a nice little puppy then?Copy !req
318. Ah, there you go little fella.Copy !req
319. Take me home now, my good man,Copy !req
320. or you can kiss goodbye to a knighthood.Copy !req
321. Jack and Chief will look after you.Copy !req
322. I don't belong in a cage.Copy !req
323. I'm the Queen's Corgi! This is dognapping.Copy !req
324. If the Queen finds out about this-
uh, you're in big trouble!Copy !req
325. Keep the noise down will you,Copy !req
326. it's Sunday and I'm having a lie in.Copy !req
327. Excuse me! Do you know how I am!Copy !req
328. Face don't ring a bell... Chief?Copy !req
329. He ain't got a clue either.Copy !req
330. For your information-Copy !req
331. lam Rex- the Queen's top dog!Copy !req
332. Oh yeah? And I'm Napoleon : Emperor of France-Copy !req
333. and this is Katniss Everdean
from the Hunger Games.Copy !req
334. No really, I'm from the palace!Copy !req
335. You hear that, we got a Royal visit!Copy !req
336. You don't believe me, do you!Copy !req
337. You can call yourself Lady Gaga,
if you want, mate,Copy !req
338. just not while I'm kipping, alright.Copy !req
339. Why you impertinent little... street urchin.Copy !req
340. The name's Jack-
and someone needs to fill you in...Copy !req
341. on the "dog house" rules and that someone is me.Copy !req
342. Rule one : Let sleeping dogs lie!Copy !req
343. Rule two :Copy !req
344. Keep you snout out of other dog's dinners.Copy !req
345. Rule three : There is no fight club!Copy !req
346. What's fight club?Copy !req
347. What?Copy !req
348. Fight club, what is it?Copy !req
349. There is no figtht club.Copy !req
350. So why did you mention it?Copy !req
351. I didn't.Copy !req
352. He said fight club didn't he?Copy !req
353. SeeCopy !req
354. WeirdoCopy !req
355. Rule four...Copy !req
356. Skip the induction, chappie-
I'll be out of this hellhole within the day.Copy !req
357. Newcomers kip on the floor!Copy !req
358. Breakfast everyoneCopy !req
359. Whiskey smoked kippers for you Lady Margaret.Copy !req
360. Full english, Nelson.Copy !req
361. Devilled kidneys for Charlie of course.Copy !req
362. And Royal old cakes topped
with royal jelly for you Rex.Copy !req
363. Rex... Rex!Copy !req
364. Oh dear, where is he?Copy !req
365. Rex... Rex!Copy !req
366. Where are you? Rex.Copy !req
367. Heeeelp!Copy !req
368. What...? Oh!Copy !req
369. Sorry if I was a bit narky earlier,Copy !req
370. I'm not good first thing. How you getting on?Copy !req
371. Awful, just awful.Copy !req
372. Her Majesty should be here by now.Copy !req
373. I'm sure, she has forgiven me?Copy !req
374. Cheer up, mate.Copy !req
375. All dogs,Copy !req
376. I mean... most dogsCopy !req
377. get re-homed in the first month.Copy !req
378. Cute little fella like you- shouldn't take long...Copy !req
379. Today's our weekly public viewing.
Maybe you' ll get lucky.Copy !req
380. That said, most of us actually like it in here.Copy !req
381. We got nice sleeping quarters, three meals a dayCopy !req
382. Know what I mean?Copy !req
383. No, I don't! And I don't want to be re-homedCopy !req
384. I want to go back to Buckingham P!Copy !req
385. Phew... there's no helping some people.Copy !req
386. But tell me, If you really are who you say you are,
how did you end up here?Copy !req
387. I mess up really bad andCopy !req
388. I got betrayed by my best friend.Copy !req
389. I have heard that one before... Right Chief?Copy !req
390. This one hasn't spoken since I got here?Copy !req
391. Is he a still water running deep,
or just a still water running... Still?Copy !req
392. Dog protection Society save him.Copy !req
393. He'd been starved by his owners.Copy !req
394. Knocked all the spirit out of him, they did.Copy !req
395. Ghastly.Copy !req
396. Yeah- well that's the thing with us lifers.Copy !req
397. We all been rejected sometime or other.Copy !req
398. Public visit. Show your best.Copy !req
399. Here we go. Viewing time!Copy !req
400. Come and get me!Copy !req
401. Fully house trained, family dog.Copy !req
402. Kind to kids, caring with cats,Copy !req
403. a buddy to budgiesCopy !req
404. - I even got a reference from a rabbit!Copy !req
405. I will never pee, on the settee,
that's my guarantee.Copy !req
406. Come on give us a whirl.Copy !req
407. Oh... Majesty.Copy !req
408. It's your top dog, Rex!Copy !req
409. She's here already? Whoa. Nice going, kid.Copy !req
410. Bring me back to Buckingham Palace in the Bentley-
you right Royal Regina!Copy !req
411. Oh...Copy !req
412. Oh... That's no Queen!Copy !req
413. Euuuuh... Not so sure about that, pal.Copy !req
414. Oh, she's never going to come!Copy !req
415. Oh, Don't pick him-Copy !req
416. he don't know his 'fetch' from his 'heel'!Copy !req
417. Besides he doesn't want to go.
Give us a break here!Copy !req
418. Oh, I think he likes me!Copy !req
419. Yes, yes yes... He can't keep his eyes of me.Copy !req
420. This must be my lucky day.Copy !req
421. I am out of heeeeere!Copy !req
422. Oh... Don't leave, mate.Copy !req
423. It won't happen again, please.Copy !req
424. I'm an easy going dog...
just got a bladder the size of a pea is all!Copy !req
425. I can't believe it.
I was so close and I messed it up...Copy !req
426. Oh well pal.Copy !req
427. Guess you're just like me and him. Unwanted.Copy !req
428. lam the Queen's Top Dog! I am nothing like you!Copy !req
429. Rexy! Come here boy!Copy !req
430. Mummy's got some Royal Jelly for you!Copy !req
431. Rex... Rex... Rex...Copy !req
432. Oh for goodness sake. Stop this nonsense,Copy !req
433. Rex! Come out at once!Copy !req
434. Rex... Come on Rex-Copy !req
435. Come on boy... Rex!Copy !req
436. Rex... Rex... Rex...Copy !req
437. Unfortunately, no sign, Ma'am.Copy !req
438. Keep searching- he can't have gone far.Copy !req
439. Here we go again.Copy !req
440. That mutt is probably chasing
some rabbit around the park... HmmmmCopy !req
441. Forget about Rex,
It's almost lunchtime and I'm thirsty!Copy !req
442. Reeex— Rex where are you?Copy !req
443. Rex. Rex, come here boy...Copy !req
444. Charlie- what have you found?Copy !req
445. Rex's golden collar!Copy !req
446. Oh no, he's been eating by foxes!Copy !req
447. Blasted vermin! I'll get the shotgun!Copy !req
448. It's too late, Philip. He's goneCopy !req
449. Poor CHARLIE, Rex was your best friend.Copy !req
450. Who's that?Copy !req
451. That big fellow, that's Bernard St BernardCopy !req
452. Bernard was one of the finest actors in the country.Copy !req
453. Career was going great-
then the tummy trouble kicked in...Copy !req
454. No, I meant him.Copy !req
455. Oh, This is Al.Copy !req
456. Al was the best sniffer dog in Heathrow AirportCopy !req
457. till he got too goodCopy !req
458. Know what I mean?Copy !req
459. No I meant him.Copy !req
460. What is happening?Copy !req
461. Oh... Just sit back and watch.Copy !req
462. What is going on here?Copy !req
463. Follow meCopy !req
464. Hey that's great but question?Copy !req
465. If it's so easy to get out of here,
why don't you all just run away?Copy !req
466. England in the winter!Copy !req
467. It's freezing out there mate!Copy !req
468. I'm not afraid of a little coldCopy !req
469. Go right ahead, be my guest,
You'll find the exit that way.Copy !req
470. I hope you know your way around town,Copy !req
471. it's a big and a dangerous place.Copy !req
472. Hmmm... The Queen will come, I'm sure!Copy !req
473. Where are you all going, Jack?Copy !req
474. Fight club.Copy !req
475. Oh... Didn't think there was a fight club.Copy !req
476. Oooh... Wait for me Jack!Copy !req
477. Welcome, to another night of Fight Club!Copy !req
478. The biggest underground fighting venue
in the City of London.Copy !req
479. Where only the brave die young
and the strong survive.Copy !req
480. So get ready to rumble,Copy !req
481. cause we've got another great match up
for you tonight.Copy !req
482. Who's Mr. Muscles?Copy !req
483. Tyson- Pitbull Terrier.Copy !req
484. Used to be a champion fighting dog-
till he was impounded.Copy !req
485. Never cross Tyson.Copy !req
486. On tonight's bill- in the red corner-Copy !req
487. it's Boxer the Boxer!Copy !req
488. And he is up against Rebel, the Doberman cross!Copy !req
489. And I'm offering 2 to 1 on Boxer-
no bets smaller than this.Copy !req
490. In here, we do what Tyson says.Copy !req
491. He's Top Dog.Copy !req
492. Hey Chief, when are you gonna come down and fight?Copy !req
493. Big dog like you.Copy !req
494. But first, the pre-match entertainment.Copy !req
495. Give it up- for the wondrous wanderer, Wanda!Copy !req
496. "I'm the type of girl that likes to roam around...Copy !req
497. I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town"Copy !req
498. Hi there big boy.Copy !req
499. "And when I find myself falling for some guy,Copy !req
500. Yeah, I hop right into a car of mine
and drive around the world.Copy !req
501. They call me the wanderer Yeah,Copy !req
502. the wanderer I roam around,Copy !req
503. around, around, around..."Copy !req
504. Forget it pal, she's Tyson's girl.Copy !req
505. Only coz she hasn't met me yet!Copy !req
506. "I kiss'em and I love'emCopy !req
507. cause to me they're all the same..."Copy !req
508. Except you big boy, that is...Copy !req
509. I hug'em and I squeeze 'emCopy !req
510. they don't even know my name...Copy !req
511. Rex- you're drooling.Copy !req
512. Stop it!Copy !req
513. Settle down doggies, the bets are in.Copy !req
514. Good to go Boxer...?Copy !req
515. Rebel... ready?Copy !req
516. It's time to rumble!Copy !req
517. I can't watch this, it's...Copy !req
518. Horrible, it's just so horrible to think of
what the foxes did to him.Copy !req
519. We need to give him a proper funeral.Copy !req
520. But, I'm afraid there is nothing left to bury, dear.Copy !req
521. Even so, I would do no less for you... Philip.Copy !req
522. Quite reassuring... indeedCopy !req
523. I wonder, how did he get like this?Copy !req
524. Dunno. Shares a cage with a Chihuahua.Copy !req
525. You're awake early, Rex.Copy !req
526. Been up for hours, thinking about last night!Copy !req
527. Don't worry, lad, the fights ain't that bad.Copy !req
528. Not about the fight-Copy !req
529. about Wanda. She's hot!Copy !req
530. Want my advice, forget about her.Copy !req
531. Wish I could- but she's caught me hook,
line and sinker.Copy !req
532. You don't stand a chance, mate!Copy !req
533. Au contraire mon ami-Copy !req
534. there's nothing a lady likes
more than refined breeding.Copy !req
535. Breakfast! Okay everyone, Breakfast is served.Copy !req
536. Breakfast is ready.Copy !req
537. Don't look at me like that- I tried to tell him!Copy !req
538. I know... he is nuts.Copy !req
539. Miss Wanda, allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
540. The name is Rex-
Corgi of the most noble provenance.Copy !req
541. You what?Copy !req
542. Forgive my importunate manner.Copy !req
543. But I admit to being rather seduced
by your exquisite canine charms.Copy !req
544. Why do I always get the nutter?Copy !req
545. Perhaps we could get formally
acquainted over breakfast.Copy !req
546. I wouldn't touch that if I was you.Copy !req
547. Not exactly Michelin Star is it!Copy !req
548. But it's as good as we're likely
to get in this dump.Copy !req
549. He is deadCopy !req
550. If Tyson sees you eating from his bowl-
you're done.Copy !req
551. Come, come my dear.Copy !req
552. He'll soon fall into lineCopy !req
553. once he knows I'm the Queen's Top Dog!Copy !req
554. You really are crazy aren't you?Copy !req
555. Only for you, my darling.Copy !req
556. Now sooner or later someone's going to rescue me
from this flea pit and thenCopy !req
557. I'll whisk you away...Copy !req
558. Excuse me, I'm talking to the lady.Copy !req
559. Nosey nose- out! where was I?Copy !req
560. Ah yes- I'll whisk you awayCopy !req
561. to a life of fine dining, velvet cushionsCopy !req
562. and men in powdered wigs
proffering Royal Jelly for tea.Copy !req
563. I said tootle off beefcakeCopy !req
564. or you'll get a severe tongue lashing!Copy !req
565. No... Tyson- don't hurt him-Copy !req
566. he's just a crazy little...Copy !req
567. He ain't no dog, he's a pussycatCopy !req
568. I told you not to get involved with strays, Rex.Copy !req
569. Especially if they're going out with Tyson.Copy !req
570. You all saw what happened,Copy !req
571. Wanda stood up for me.Copy !req
572. Well sort of, listen Rex. Forget about her.Copy !req
573. She is really hot
but she will be nothing but trouble.Copy !req
574. What went wrong-
I hit her with all my best lines?Copy !req
575. You need to walk it off, dude.Copy !req
576. If you ever decide to do that again,Copy !req
577. remember one thing: We don't know you- alright?Copy !req
578. Yes, I got it.Copy !req
579. Thanks- but I don't drink coffee!Copy !req
580. The Queen's Top Dog!Copy !req
581. He was telling the truth!Copy !req
582. Hey- you!Copy !req
583. We better go. Tyson is never far away.Copy !req
584. Best of luck Rex. Break a leg.Copy !req
585. Yeah, that's what I am afraid of.Copy !req
586. Beat it, losers!Copy !req
587. Not you...Copy !req
588. Your Highness.Copy !req
589. Beg your pardon?Copy !req
590. Sorry about earlier.Copy !req
591. Tyson gets very jealous.Copy !req
592. He nearly broke my back.Copy !req
593. No! Where - here?Copy !req
594. Bit further downCopy !req
595. There?Copy !req
596. Hmm, YeahCopy !req
597. What about there?Copy !req
598. Oh, that's the spot!Copy !req
599. You know I find you very attractive, Rex.Copy !req
600. You've got noble bearing.Copy !req
601. Strong... teeth.Copy !req
602. Fluffy belly.Copy !req
603. I try to look after myself.Copy !req
604. The kind of dog, a girl would stray for.Copy !req
605. Really?Copy !req
606. Isn't it obvious-Copy !req
607. I've been crazy about you since I first saw you!Copy !req
608. At the fight club?Copy !req
609. That's it! You were sitting on the right.Copy !req
610. The left.Copy !req
611. Right, your left.Copy !req
612. I couldn't take my eyes off you.Copy !req
613. You're the dog of my dreams, Rex.Copy !req
614. Now you've walked into my life
and turned it upside down.Copy !req
615. You did that to me, Wanda. Literally.Copy !req
616. Is that offer of Buckingham Palace still available?Copy !req
617. For you Wanda, anything! Ooooh!Copy !req
618. You've made me so happy-
I want to tell the world!Copy !req
619. I wish you wouldn't- you know what Tyson's like.Copy !req
620. Rex? Rex.Copy !req
621. Hit it fellas!Copy !req
622. "And they called it- Puppy Looooove!Copy !req
623. Oh I guess they'll never knooowww...Copy !req
624. What if Tyson sees us?Copy !req
625. How a young heart really feels"Copy !req
626. Care to dance, my Lady!Copy !req
627. I'd prefer not to...Copy !req
628. "How a young heart really feelsCopy !req
629. And why I love her so."Copy !req
630. Oh Wanda, we were destined to be together.Copy !req
631. Really?Copy !req
632. And they call it puppy love,Copy !req
633. just because we're in our teens.Copy !req
634. Would you prefer the wedding at
St. Paul's or Westminster Abbey?Copy !req
635. Arrrgh! I told you to keep away from me girl!Copy !req
636. I say- back off. I'm not quite done here.Copy !req
637. "Someone help me, help me, help me pleaseCopy !req
638. This is not a puppy love"Copy !req
639. Not... a... puppy love.Copy !req
640. This is not a... ouch... a puppy loooove.Copy !req
641. Fool. You just signed yourself up for fight club!Copy !req
642. Dear Rexy, gone forever.Copy !req
643. Oh, cheer up old girl.Copy !req
644. He was only a bloody bow-wow.Copy !req
645. Do shut up, Philip.Copy !req
646. You're upset too, aren't you, Charlie?Copy !req
647. How would you like to be my new top dog?Copy !req
648. Where exactly are you taking me?Copy !req
649. To the laundry roomCopy !req
650. so boxer does not take you to the cleaner.Copy !req
651. What do you mean?Copy !req
652. It means you gotta go learn the basics.Copy !req
653. You'll need all the help you can get.Copy !req
654. Butch's record? 76 Bouts- 75 knock outs.Copy !req
655. Well, e better get ready for his 76thCopy !req
656. They didn't knock him out- he knocked them out.Copy !req
657. He just suffered one defeat.Copy !req
658. Oh alright then, so I still have a chance.Copy !req
659. He lost against Tyson.Copy !req
660. Oh, he's going to kill me!Copy !req
661. You might get away with alight maiming.Copy !req
662. You got to take a chill pill man, ease it down.Copy !req
663. Perhaps I can be of some assistance.Copy !req
664. I used to do all my own stunts when I was younger.Copy !req
665. You need to learn how to roll with the punches.Copy !req
666. Pick your opening and strike like a coiled cobra!Copy !req
667. Besides, do you remember the old movie, Rocky!Copy !req
668. The underdog won in the end!Copy !req
669. Rocky lost, Bernard.Copy !req
670. Euh, Rocky II?Copy !req
671. Consider yourself lucky,Copy !req
672. you've got the best coaching team around.Copy !req
673. I just want to survive.Copy !req
674. Okay, lets start with the basic fitness routine.Copy !req
675. Jump in and show me you can run.Copy !req
676. This is not going to work.Copy !req
677. What if I gave him some
acting lesson on how to play dead.Copy !req
678. We're gonna need a real plan B, Bernard.Copy !req
679. Follow me.Copy !req
680. You better study carefully
the layout of this place.Copy !req
681. Boxer is quite heavy.Copy !req
682. Like Bernard said. Pick your opening.Copy !req
683. And?Copy !req
684. Run and hide.Copy !req
685. Time for... Fight Club!Copy !req
686. Wait, wait... Stop it right there!Copy !req
687. As the Queen's Corgi-
I command you not to open that door!Copy !req
688. It's already open, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
689. Oh let him be, I'll take it from.Copy !req
690. He's got stage fright. Come on Rex,Copy !req
691. I can't bear the sight of blue blood!Copy !req
692. Don't worry, it will be over before you know it.Copy !req
693. Be strong Rex, I believe in you.Copy !req
694. Thanks Wanda.Copy !req
695. Well well, look who is here.Copy !req
696. I was starting to think you would be a no-show.Copy !req
697. Ladies and gentleman,
please give a warm welcome to our royal champ.Copy !req
698. Today's bet 3 ct 1Copy !req
699. the corgi lasts under a minute.Copy !req
700. Go for it Rex, we're here for you.Copy !req
701. I am with you Rex.Copy !req
702. Thanks Boxer,Copy !req
703. but you don't have to fight tonight.Copy !req
704. Uh?Copy !req
705. My friends... what do you say
we change the odds to... 60 to 1.Copy !req
706. For your greatest pleasure and mine...Copy !req
707. I will destroy this pathetic puppy myself.Copy !req
708. Hey that was not the deal.Copy !req
709. Might we find a more civilized way to settle this?Copy !req
710. You're dead!Copy !req
711. Looks like we are about to
lose another cell mate pal.Copy !req
712. In the red corner: ME!Copy !req
713. In the blue corner: My dinner!Copy !req
714. I'm too fluffy to die!Copy !req
715. Remmember the plan Rex.Copy !req
716. Get out of the way as fast as you can.Copy !req
717. This is going to be ugly.Copy !req
718. Got it!Copy !req
719. Well, well well, it looks like your
boyfriend's bitten off more than he can chew.Copy !req
720. Oh come on Tyson, let him be!Copy !req
721. Lets have some fun-Copy !req
722. I'll make it nice and slow!Copy !req
723. Boxer...Copy !req
724. Ah, ah, yeah!Copy !req
725. Come on, shoot! SHOOOOT!Copy !req
726. You wouldn't harm a member of her
Majesty's household would you?Copy !req
727. You would...Copy !req
728. Tyson's gone mad. I can't watch this!Copy !req
729. It's now or never!Copy !req
730. Yes, YES... Oh no...Copy !req
731. What...?Copy !req
732. You're gonna pay for that Wanda.Copy !req
733. Ah... What is going on out there?Copy !req
734. Get back in your cages.Copy !req
735. Boxer...?Copy !req
736. You're dead Wanda!Copy !req
737. And stay in your cages!Copy !req
738. We've got a game to watch.Copy !req
739. Wanda? Are you OK.Copy !req
740. I am, for now.Copy !req
741. Thanks for saving my life, that was very brave.Copy !req
742. and very foolish.Copy !req
743. You two better find a way out of here.Copy !req
744. Your days are numbered. I'm telling you.Copy !req
745. Easier said than done.Copy !req
746. The way I see it, either you
get picked up by a visitor, iffy odds,Copy !req
747. or you beg the Chihuahua to help you out.Copy !req
748. The Chihuahua?Copy !req
749. Don't even think about itCopy !req
750. Eavesdropping again?Copy !req
751. I heard it too...Copy !req
752. You said it first Jack: NEVER CROSS TYSON.Copy !req
753. Rule five for you. Numero uno for me!Copy !req
754. Oh, I'm worried, Rex.Copy !req
755. Lets just hope some visitor picks you up tomorrow.Copy !req
756. I'm staying, Jack.Copy !req
757. No need to put up a good stiff upper lip and all.Copy !req
758. You need to tuck your tail and get
as far away from here as you can.Copy !req
759. No I don't.Copy !req
760. You can't keep running away from bullies like Tyson.Copy !req
761. And how do you propose we deal with him...?Copy !req
762. You have to face really,Copy !req
763. if it weren't for Wanda, you'd be history by now.Copy !req
764. But that's just the point.Copy !req
765. I couldn't have done it on my own.Copy !req
766. United we stand, divided we fall.Copy !req
767. Our real battle isn't with Tyson, it's fear.Copy !req
768. We conquer it, we set ourselves free.Copy !req
769. Together we can beat that tyrant.Copy !req
770. Bravo!Copy !req
771. So you're in?Copy !req
772. Oh no, but that was a great speech!Copy !req
773. Fantastic performance. I'm quite moved.Copy !req
774. You've really touched me... tears and everything.Copy !req
775. Oh... you cry at the opening of
a can of dog food, Bernard,Copy !req
776. besides, that perro loco is going to
get us all killed for sure!Copy !req
777. I told you not to get involved with strays Rex.Copy !req
778. Some friend you are.Copy !req
779. Here we go. Viewing time!Copy !req
780. Over here, over here!Copy !req
781. Oh look, the corgi!Copy !req
782. Nooo, jack?Copy !req
783. Don't even mentioned it.
That's what friends are for.Copy !req
784. I want that one mommy.Copy !req
785. Are you sure sweetie?Copy !req
786. Don't you want to look around first?Copy !req
787. No mommy, please!Copy !req
788. You got yourself a nice dog.Copy !req
789. No, wait. I don't want to go.Copy !req
790. Ooooh, Some dogs get all the luckCopy !req
791. Rex?Copy !req
792. Don't worry Wanda!Copy !req
793. I'll come back and save you! I promise.Copy !req
794. Rex!Copy !req
795. Do you want a hand dear?Copy !req
796. No, Mummy!Copy !req
797. He is mine and I get to carry him!Copy !req
798. Hey, no come back.Copy !req
799. I want another one!Copy !req
800. Alright everyone, to the yard...Copy !req
801. You need some Fresh air.Copy !req
802. Wanda! Over here, now.Copy !req
803. We've got a score to settle.Copy !req
804. Oh, he is going to destroy her,
we have to do something.Copy !req
805. Forget it guys. This one's out of our hands.Copy !req
806. Jack's right, we better stay out of it.Copy !req
807. There's no stopping Tyson when he is mad.Copy !req
808. Why did you betray me for that pathetic Corgi?Copy !req
809. Maybe because I'm a sucker for
a dog with breeding.Copy !req
810. You're gonna regret your expensive tastes.Copy !req
811. Rex!Copy !req
812. What are you doing here? Are you nuts?Copy !req
813. Ahh- he's come back for his girl- how sweet.Copy !req
814. No, I've come back for you, TysonCopy !req
815. You're not a leader- you're a bully.Copy !req
816. You don't earn respect, you just instill fear.Copy !req
817. And you... you've just earned
the right to a good beating.Copy !req
818. Rex.Copy !req
819. Is that all you've got?Copy !req
820. We're in no rush here, are we?Copy !req
821. I'm going to show you who's the boss around here,
you little wimp.Copy !req
822. You actually thought someone
would want to follow a loser like you?Copy !req
823. Who would ever be crazy enough to do that?Copy !req
824. I would.Copy !req
825. Yeah, well, I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
826. Anyone else?Copy !req
827. Me... seriously?Copy !req
828. What have I got to do with this?Copy !req
829. Damn it, alright,Copy !req
830. as the saying goes: United We Stand.Copy !req
831. I second that.Copy !req
832. And for dramatic accent, you're damn right!Copy !req
833. Just, go easy on the face.Copy !req
834. You have anger management issues.Copy !req
835. Anyone else got something to say?Copy !req
836. I'll take the lot of you on!Copy !req
837. Hep, hey!Copy !req
838. Oh that's magical that is.Copy !req
839. The biggest sissy in here.Copy !req
840. Sort him out, Boxer!Copy !req
841. Euh... You're on your own, Tyson.Copy !req
842. Alright, I'll do it myself!Copy !req
843. I'm going to enjoy this.Copy !req
844. Bring it on Tyson.Copy !req
845. - Whoah...
- He can talk!Copy !req
846. Come on big guy, lets see what you got, now!Copy !req
847. Yeah.Copy !req
848. Oh...
Yes.Copy !req
849. Whoaw. What's going on out here?Copy !req
850. We better go!Copy !req
851. Remmember what I said about
setting ourselves free.Copy !req
852. Here we go again...Copy !req
853. No more speeches.Copy !req
854. I actually found a way out of here. Lets go.Copy !req
855. You know REX,
I don't want to be back on the streets.Copy !req
856. Chief?Copy !req
857. It's not so bad in here.Copy !req
858. With Tyson out, this place is going to be cool.Copy !req
859. It's very cold outside.Copy !req
860. Believe it or not, I hate winters. Brrrr...Copy !req
861. Wanda?Copy !req
862. Never thought you'd askCopy !req
863. Thanks everyone.Copy !req
864. Can You believe this Charlie?Copy !req
865. Rex is barely gone and they're already
eliminating all traces of him.Copy !req
866. Like he was never here.Copy !req
867. You better lay low NelsonCopy !req
868. or they might put you away too.Copy !req
869. You're quite an old relic you know.Copy !req
870. How dare you?Copy !req
871. Here we are! Home, sweet home!Copy !req
872. After you, M'Lady.Copy !req
873. What have we got 'ere, Sarge?Copy !req
874. Looks like a mongrel and a stray Corgi.Copy !req
875. Think they belong in the Palace.Copy !req
876. Sorry you two, Your type ain't welcome here.
Now out you go!Copy !req
877. Wait my good man. I can explain...Copy !req
878. You see, I'm the Queen's Corgi-
and this is my... ooooh!Copy !req
879. Now scram!Copy !req
880. Looks like they didn't recognize you. What now?Copy !req
881. We'll sneak back in. I know a way.Copy !req
882. Hold on now! I know there was
a hole in this wall, right here!Copy !req
883. That's how we escaped.Copy !req
884. Well it's gone. So what do we do?Copy !req
885. I don't know any other way in.Copy !req
886. I've got an idea.Copy !req
887. Wanda. I can't keep up.Copy !req
888. You are running too fast for me.Copy !req
889. Right then. Wait for me here. I won't be too long.Copy !req
890. But where are you...Copy !req
891. What? I'm dead...?Copy !req
892. Come on Charlie, the Queen is waiting.Copy !req
893. It's your coronation for goodness sake.Copy !req
894. You don't want to be lateCopy !req
895. Hush you old fool.Copy !req
896. Once I'm the new Top Dog,
there will be some changes around here.Copy !req
897. First, I shall levy a 50% dinner tax.Copy !req
898. I say, don't you think that's a bit stiff?Copy !req
899. Secondly, I wish to be referred to
at all times as 'My Lord',Copy !req
900. except on informal occasions
when you may call me, 'My Liege'.Copy !req
901. Yes... My Liege- LordCopy !req
902. Thirdly, when I pass by,Copy !req
903. I require you to avert your eyes.Copy !req
904. Not too much, sort of like this...Copy !req
905. Do I make myself clear!Copy !req
906. Yes, my Lord, Liege.Copy !req
907. I did not quite hear that!Copy !req
908. Yes, my liege, lord.Copy !req
909. Yes, my Lord, Liege.Copy !req
910. Very well then. In that case, you may be excusedCopy !req
911. while I prepare myself for the coronation.Copy !req
912. Charlie's mad as a hatter!Copy !req
913. Makes one miss dear old Rex.Copy !req
914. Rex!Copy !req
915. Wanda!Copy !req
916. Rex, I've got a surprise for you...Copy !req
917. Wait... I have some big news to share. It seems...Copy !req
918. I'm dead!Copy !req
919. What are you talking about?Copy !req
920. See right there, my own funeralCopy !req
921. Oh, Is that the Queen?Copy !req
922. Yes and the cross below it's me.Copy !req
923. That would explain why nobody came looking for youCopy !req
924. Precisely! Charlie had the whole thing figured outCopy !req
925. and now he's going to become Top Dog!Copy !req
926. Oh no, he's not.Copy !req
927. He isn't?Copy !req
928. Not if we can help it!Copy !req
929. We...Copy !req
930. Hi kid!Copy !req
931. Surprise!Copy !req
932. Jack...Copy !req
933. Rule seven: Wanda does not take no for an answer.Copy !req
934. United..Copy !req
935. We...Copy !req
936. Stand!Copy !req
937. Great to see you guys.Copy !req
938. How exactly did you manage to
get them out of the pound?Copy !req
939. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
940. Maybe not.Copy !req
941. But, I like the way you think.Copy !req
942. Lets move out. Bernard has a great idea
to get us into the palace.Copy !req
943. Where is that blasted dog?Copy !req
944. Hurry him along a little, will you?Copy !req
945. Lets go guys.Copy !req
946. Stop them!Copy !req
947. Whoaw... get them...Copy !req
948. Who's the Queen's Top Dog?Copy !req
949. That would be me... Charlie.Copy !req
950. It appears I have arrived right on timeCopy !req
951. to prevent the Queen from
making a very bad mistake.Copy !req
952. You're alive!Copy !req
953. How could you betray me?Copy !req
954. You were my best friend, Charlie.Copy !req
955. Wow wow wow, of course we are friends, Rex..Copy !req
956. No we are not, you push me off the bridge.Copy !req
957. How absurd. You slipped and fell.Copy !req
958. Really?Copy !req
959. Charlie, meet Wanda.Copy !req
960. Charmed, I'm sureCopy !req
961. I'll show you there was no foul play.Copy !req
962. The proof is in the closet.Copy !req
963. What proof?Copy !req
964. I know what happened Charlie.Copy !req
965. I was there, remember?Copy !req
966. Just open the door, you'll see.Copy !req
967. I'll do it.Copy !req
968. No Wanda, this could be a trick.Copy !req
969. Game over Rex.Copy !req
970. You survived the ice,
show me how you deal with fire!Copy !req
971. Ah, now forgive me,
I've got a Golden Collar to receive. Ta-ra!Copy !req
972. Oh. There you are,Copy !req
973. come this way, you're expected!Copy !req
974. Wanda give us some help here.Copy !req
975. Wanda...?Copy !req
976. Wanda where are you?Copy !req
977. Waaaanda.Copy !req
978. Wanda!Copy !req
979. Coughing, aaah, what's happening... Rex?Copy !req
980. Don't move. I'm getting you out of here.Copy !req
981. What about you.Copy !req
982. It's too heavy for two.Copy !req
983. Noooo. I don't want to leave youCopy !req
984. Farewell... Wanda.Copy !req
985. Following the passing of my dear, dear, RexyCopy !req
986. Hmmm, perhaps,
I should have taken a little nap earlier.Copy !req
987. It is beholden upon me,Copy !req
988. to bequeath the Golden Collar
to his best friend...Copy !req
989. Where is the gold collar?Copy !req
990. Eh, what a circus.Copy !req
991. Hey! Guys!Copy !req
992. Wanda?Copy !req
993. Up here!Copy !req
994. Wow, I didn't know she could fly?Copy !req
995. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
996. Trying to save Rex!Copy !req
997. What did she say?Copy !req
998. Catch her!Copy !req
999. I got her, I got her!Copy !req
1000. Hey! Where'd she go!Copy !req
1001. Hello!Copy !req
1002. She vanished right into thin air!Copy !req
1003. Whoa... That was pretty cool.Copy !req
1004. Enough fooling around.Copy !req
1005. If we don't get in there,
Rex will be burned to a crisp!Copy !req
1006. Dudes, we gotta save Rex!Copy !req
1007. I once played a sceneCopy !req
1008. where I rushed into a burning building.Copy !req
1009. Run!Copy !req
1010. Help me!Copy !req
1011. I'll get this. Move out of the way, aaargh!Copy !req
1012. I can't see a thing!Copy !req
1013. Me neither!Copy !req
1014. REX!Copy !req
1015. Rex? Wanda!Copy !req
1016. Guys! We need to put out this fire now!Copy !req
1017. Jack. You and Chief get the hose
at the end of the hall.Copy !req
1018. Okay, got it.Copy !req
1019. AI, Bernard, come with me.Copy !req
1020. Oh dear.Copy !req
1021. How we gonna get the hose out?Copy !req
1022. I've got this.Copy !req
1023. Nice work, CHIEF!Copy !req
1024. Yes, that's it. Perfect.Copy !req
1025. Hold it tight.Copy !req
1026. Whoa... I need help here!Copy !req
1027. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
1028. Whoaw, easy does it.Copy !req
1029. I think I've got the hang of this.Copy !req
1030. Let a woman show you how it's done.Copy !req
1031. What are you waiting for.Copy !req
1032. Coming!Copy !req
1033. Does anyone see Rex?Copy !req
1034. Oh, look at this place,Copy !req
1035. there is no way he made it...Copy !req
1036. Rex!Copy !req
1037. He is nowhere in sight.Copy !req
1038. Rex...Copy !req
1039. Rex...Copy !req
1040. I heard something!Copy !req
1041. What, what was that?Copy !req
1042. Up here.Copy !req
1043. It's Rex! Rex!Copy !req
1044. Wanda.Copy !req
1045. He is in chimney.Copy !req
1046. Hey... come down, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
1047. I am stuck.Copy !req
1048. What are you doing?Copy !req
1049. Oh... how sweetCopy !req
1050. Wait... You guys deal with this situation.
I'll be right back!Copy !req
1051. I've got something to take care of.Copy !req
1052. And so, on this most wonderful coronation day,Copy !req
1053. we mark a new chapter, a new beginning...Copy !req
1054. Hey!Copy !req
1055. My goodness. What in the world is going on here?Copy !req
1056. Give me my gold collar back!Copy !req
1057. Come back, stop it,
give me that back, grab him...Copy !req
1058. Come on Bernard. Push, higher.Copy !req
1059. Oh oh, ouch, that hurts.Copy !req
1060. But at least we've got you back.Copy !req
1061. I have your collar.Copy !req
1062. Wanda.Copy !req
1063. Well look at this sorry bunch of wannabees.Copy !req
1064. Oh, I can see you trashed this room pretty good.Copy !req
1065. Us?Copy !req
1066. Rex! You're back!Copy !req
1067. Guys! It's so great to see you.Copy !req
1068. What exactly is going on here, Charlie?Copy !req
1069. Seems Charlie here wants to be top dog so bad,Copy !req
1070. he'd risk burning down the whole palace for it?Copy !req
1071. You did this, Charlie!Copy !req
1072. This is our home.Copy !req
1073. Stay out of it you two.Copy !req
1074. I'm going to settle this once and for all.Copy !req
1075. Then you're a lot dumber than you look, mate.Copy !req
1076. You hoped I would drown
when you pushed me off that bridge.Copy !req
1077. True.Copy !req
1078. Or maybe you thought I'd end up in some gutter,Copy !req
1079. homeless and unwanted.Copy !req
1080. Hmmm! No. I did think you'd drown.Copy !req
1081. We could always make them
arrangements for you, you know.Copy !req
1082. lam with you there, Chief.Copy !req
1083. In any event, I'm about to be top dogCopy !req
1084. and my word is golden. Soto speak.Copy !req
1085. No you're not, Charlie.Copy !req
1086. I say, once top dog, always top dog.Copy !req
1087. Why should he be the Queen's top Corgi?Copy !req
1088. I've served her Majesty well,Copy !req
1089. and I have seniority! I'm entitled!Copy !req
1090. Enough of your blabbering.Copy !req
1091. You tried and you failed.Copy !req
1092. No, Wanda.Copy !req
1093. But, I thought this is what you wanted...?Copy !req
1094. I don't understand.Copy !req
1095. All you've ever talked about was being Top Dog.Copy !req
1096. Not any more.Copy !req
1097. If Charlie wants it that bad, let him have it.Copy !req
1098. All I care about is being your Top Dog.Copy !req
1099. You're top of my list.Copy !req
1100. I do like a great love sceneCopy !req
1101. That's what I call a real class actCopy !req
1102. You don't mean this... do you?Copy !req
1103. I do!Copy !req
1104. Oh my goodness, what in the world happened here...Copy !req
1105. Oh Rex! You're alive!Copy !req
1106. It's all been a terrible mistake.Copy !req
1107. We thought the fox had...Copy !req
1108. I missed you so very much.Copy !req
1109. Oh dear, this room is going to
need some freshening upCopy !req
1110. Oh... Rex...Copy !req
1111. So, that's where you've been... looking for love.Copy !req
1112. You've got good taste, Rexy!Copy !req
1113. Love moves us all in mysterious ways...Copy !req
1114. isn't that right Phillip?Copy !req
1115. What?Copy !req
1116. Oh, yes! Very mysterious indeed.Copy !req
1117. Shall I call the guards to get rid of all these dogs?Copy !req
1118. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
1119. It's high time we had some new blood in the palace.Copy !req
1120. Seriously? You mean the whole lot?Copy !req
1121. Why not, this is a big place.Copy !req
1122. I thought you had eyes only for Corgis...Copy !req
1123. One is never too old to changeCopy !req
1124. If you say so.
But, who is going to be the top dog then?Copy !req
1125. Well, it's pretty obvious to me that
Rexy has already made that call.Copy !req
1126. After all, love and Royal duties
can make for difficult bedfellows.Copy !req
1127. It worked rather well for us, didn't it dear..Copy !req
1128. Yes, my dear, we are old school.Copy !req
1129. Well come along then.Copy !req
1130. The lot of you could use a bit of freshening up!Copy !req
1131. Afterwards we shall have a wonderful dinnerCopy !req
1132. Ah ah, dudes! We're gonna live in a palace!Copy !req
1133. This is so exciting.Copy !req
1134. That's what you'd call
a happy ending right, Bernard...?Copy !req
1135. So, you are going to let Charlie of the hook,
just like that.Copy !req
1136. Oh, he is not off the hook.Copy !req
1137. He has no idea what he got himself into,
believe me.Copy !req
1138. After you MiladyCopy !req
1139. Oh, Rex.Copy !req
1140. Charlie, just keep in mindCopy !req
1141. that being top dog means
you'll have a huge set of responsibilities.Copy !req
1142. Oooooh!Copy !req
1143. Oh. No, this is not happening.Copy !req
1144. I want to abdicate! Yes, abdicate.Copy !req
1145. I am not cut out to be top dog... PleaseCopy !req
1146. That's what you get when you're top dog!Copy !req