1. Ooh! Uh!Copy !req
2. Dr. Carver,Copy !req
3. preparations are complete.Copy !req
4. Ha ha ha ha.
Excellent, Cashew.Copy !req
5. Let the experiment
commence at once.Copy !req
6. Uh, Doctor?Copy !req
7. Your nose...Copy !req
8. What? Do I have a booger?Copy !req
9. Uh... No.Copy !req
10. You just kinda
got it...Copy !req
11. Can... can you fix that?Copy !req
12. Now, then... Heh heh.Copy !req
13. Operate the genome generator!Copy !req
14. And now, a teeny drop
of stabilizing formula.Copy !req
15. Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
16. Heh, heh. I've done it!Copy !req
17. I've turned a common
unsalted peanutCopy !req
18. into a ragin'
supergenome warrior!Copy !req
19. No! It's disintegratin'!Copy !req
20. The combination
of my years of researchCopy !req
21. is disintegratin'!Copy !req
22. How can this be?Copy !req
23. Perhaps it's too evil.Copy !req
24. No, no.
It's supposed to be evil!Copy !req
25. It must be
the stabilizing formula.Copy !req
26. If only...Copy !req
27. I could perfect...Copy !req
28. The stabilizin' formula.Copy !req
29. Curses!Copy !req
30. Uh-oh.Copy !req
31. Look out!Copy !req
32. Yo, what up, everybody?
It's Big BoyCopy !req
33. on Wizard Kelly Radio.Copy !req
34. That right there
was the world premiereCopy !req
35. of 15 Cent's new jointCopy !req
36. Blowin' Up the Spot.
(GIRLS GIGGLING)Copy !req
37. Don't forget, girls,Copy !req
38. if you want to be one of
15's Spare Change Dancers,Copy !req
39. he's holding auditions today.
(GIRLS SHRIEKING)Copy !req
40. All lucky finalists
will get a chanceCopy !req
41. to join my man Mr. 1-5Copy !req
42. all the way live onstageCopy !req
43. at this week's Extreme
Stuffball Championship
Halftime Extravaganza.Copy !req
44. You know what?
That track was
so mellow and so nice,Copy !req
45. we gotta go ahead
and bang it twice.Copy !req
46. Ooh, girl, 15 Cent's
new joint
is off the hook!Copy !req
47. I can't wait
for those dance auditions.Copy !req
48. (GIGGLES) Me neither.Copy !req
49. I've been practicing
my Beyonce dance
all week.Copy !req
50. I just hope I can learn
all the steps.Copy !req
51. Hey, guys, am I popping,
or am I lucky?Copy !req
52. Look out!Copy !req
53. Ladies...Copy !req
54. Proud, knowing your dad,Copy !req
55. I bet he won't even let you goCopy !req
56. to the dance auditions.Copy !req
57. Uh, ladies.Copy !req
58. For your information,
LaCienega,Copy !req
59. I'm turnin' 16 tomorrow,Copy !req
60. and according to
the US Constitution,Copy !req
61. the Bill of Rights,
and Conjunction Junction,Copy !req
62. I'm officially mature enoughCopy !req
63. to make my own decisions.
Thank you.Copy !req
64. Pipe down, you future
crash test dummies!Copy !req
65. (CLEARS THROAT) Now, then,Copy !req
66. let us continue
with drivers' education.Copy !req
67. Penny, hands at 10 and 2.Copy !req
68. If we become
the Spare Change Dancers,Copy !req
69. we can roll with 15
on his yacht.Copy !req
70. Check it out, y'all!Copy !req
71. Keep your dadblast eyes
on the road!Copy !req
72. Yay!Copy !req
73. Oh, look, Miss Hightower,Copy !req
74. I knocked over
all the cones!Copy !req
75. Yeah!Copy !req
76. Uh... You're supposed toCopy !req
77. knock over all the cones...
Right?Copy !req
78. Daddy, can I?
No way!Copy !req
79. But... How can you...
Keep dreamin'.Copy !req
80. Not gonna happen.
Daddy!Copy !req
81. No daughter of mine
is gonna be a backup dancerCopy !req
82. for some half-pint
hip-hop hooligan!Copy !req
83. I see those girls
dancin' in videos,Copy !req
84. talkin' 'bout some...Copy !req
85. (LAUGHING)
Check out the back end!Copy !req
86. Daddy, nobody dances
like that anymore.Copy !req
87. That girl
on Soul Train does,Copy !req
88. and she's as old as Suga Mama.Copy !req
89. Ow!Copy !req
90. This isn't fair!Copy !req
91. All my friends
are gonna be there.Copy !req
92. Mama!Copy !req
93. Oscar,
Penny is getting older.Copy !req
94. Don't you think
she's mature enoughCopy !req
95. to make her own decisions now?Copy !req
96. Yes. Whatever.Copy !req
97. I think 15 Cent
is pretty fly.Copy !req
98. Got the looks, the talent,Copy !req
99. ooh, just like a certain son
of mine.Copy !req
100. Oh, Mama, thank you!Copy !req
101. Oh, get off me, boy!Copy !req
102. I was talking about Bobby.Copy !req
103. Mama, what are you doin'
with all this stuff?Copy !req
104. Sweepstakes.
Ooh, me and Puff,Copy !req
105. we feelin' real lucky.Copy !req
106. You know, you can win
all kinds of prizes.Copy !req
107. A car, a house,
a cruise to Alaska.Copy !req
108. You mean they'll put you
on a cruise to Alaska?Copy !req
109. Hey, I'll chip in for that.Copy !req
110. Loan me a 10-spot, Trudy.Copy !req
111. Then I'll hire somebody
to punch a hole in the boat.Copy !req
112. Ow!Copy !req
113. Mama, have you seen
my miniskirt?Copy !req
114. Top drawer, left side.Copy !req
115. And there better be
plenty of skirtCopy !req
116. in that miniskirt, young lady!
Okay.Copy !req
117. Why does that girl
have to stress me out today?Copy !req
118. I've got an important showcaseCopy !req
119. for my latest snack invention.Copy !req
120. The Porknut!Copy !req
121. Combining the nutrition
and flavor of porkCopy !req
122. with the protein
and crunch of a peanut.Copy !req
123. It's a wholesome
snack alternativeCopy !req
124. guaranteed to improve
your health...Copy !req
125. And increase my wealth!Copy !req
126. I've even cooked up
a special dippin' sauce,Copy !req
127. And I got Bobby
workin' on a catchy jingle.Copy !req
128. Check it out, y'all.Copy !req
129. What in the...Copy !req
130. Trudy, why is your daughter
dressed like a... like a ho...Copy !req
131. A wholesome teenager?Copy !req
132. Oscar, I think Penny looks
very fashionable.Copy !req
133. It's what the kids
wear nowadays.Copy !req
134. Not my kids!Copy !req
135. Do you see Bebe
and Cece dressed like that?Copy !req
136. Oh, I can't wait
till I grow up
and move out of hereCopy !req
137. so I can do whatever I want!Copy !req
138. You wait. If anyone's
movin' out of hereCopy !req
139. and doin' whatever they want,Copy !req
140. it'll be me!
(DOOR SLAMS)Copy !req
141. Hey, of course
I would bring you
with me, honey.Copy !req
142. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Uh-huh.Copy !req
143. Windsor's Academy
for Snack Technology
and Education!Copy !req
144. It's the big time, Bobby.Copy !req
145. Do you know what it means
to get into WASTE?Copy !req
146. That means you'll stink.Copy !req
147. It means the name
Oscar ProudCopy !req
148. will go down in historyCopy !req
149. alongside the great
snack innovators of all time.Copy !req
150. Danny Dorito, Freddy Frito,
Polly Pringle.Copy !req
151. You ever heard of them?Copy !req
152. Uh... uh... uh... No.Copy !req
153. That's 'cause none of them
were ever members.Copy !req
154. DR.
Hiya! Go!Copy !req
155. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
156. Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
157. Thank you.
(CHUCKLING)Copy !req
158. Jumping...
Peanuts?Copy !req
159. Dr. Carver?Copy !req
160. Artificially intelligent
jumpin' peanuts.Copy !req
161. Imagine the possibilities.Copy !req
162. Hmm. As you know, Doctor...Copy !req
163. In order to gain acceptance
into the academy...Copy !req
164. A candidate must demonstrateCopy !req
165. exceptional innovations
in the...Copy !req
166. Field of snack technology.Copy !req
167. I'm sure
you've heard of
pudding in a cup.Copy !req
168. I thought of the cup.Copy !req
169. (EXCITED CHATTER)
Very nice invention.Copy !req
170. The cup? Oh, that was you.Copy !req
171. You'd better recognize.Copy !req
172. Well, you see, the problem
with your research is...Copy !req
173. It's always about...Copy !req
174. Peanuts.Copy !req
175. Peanuts are played out.Copy !req
176. Done.
They're passe.Copy !req
177. How can you say that?
I'm afraid we're going toCopy !req
178. have to deny
your membership...Copy !req
179. Again.Copy !req
180. Let's go, boys.Copy !req
181. You will regret
this decision!Copy !req
182. Trust me, gentlemen,
the time is comingCopy !req
183. when peanutkind will finally
get the respectCopy !req
184. they deserve!Copy !req
185. If the board accepts me,Copy !req
186. I'll finally be recognizedCopy !req
187. for my important contributions
to snackology.Copy !req
188. Whoa!
(CRASH)Copy !req
189. Man, would you watch out!Copy !req
190. You fool!Copy !req
191. Party people,
make some noise!Copy !req
192. Here comes Oscar Proud,
inventor of...Copy !req
193. The new and improved...Copy !req
194. Porknut!Copy !req
195. Half pork and half nut.Copy !req
196. And behold!Copy !req
197. My special Kicking Donkey
Dipping Sauce.Copy !req
198. Not only does it add
a potent, zesty flavor,Copy !req
199. but it locks in the potent,
nutty freshness, too.Copy !req
200. That way you never
have to worry about
an expiration date.Copy !req
201. I just add a teeny-weeny
drop of this,Copy !req
202. and...Copy !req
203. Huh?Copy !req
204. Look out!Copy !req
205. Okay, did I say
"dippin' sauce"?Copy !req
206. I meant to say, uh, uh...Copy !req
207. Behold.
My instant, everlastin'Copy !req
208. Porknut multiplyin' formula.Copy !req
209. What was that last part?Copy !req
210. Just roll with it, Bobby.Copy !req
211. So, what do you think?Copy !req
212. Membership denied!Copy !req
213. Get him out of here!Copy !req
214. Wait, wait. Didn't you hear
what I said?
They're everlastin'!Copy !req
215. There's no expiration date.Copy !req
216. These porknuts never go bad.Copy !req
217. Proud, they never go good!Copy !req
218. See that, boys?Copy !req
219. An everlastin'
multiplyin' formula.Copy !req
220. Perhaps that's what
we've been looking for.Copy !req
221. (LOUDLY)
But, Trudy...Copy !req
222. Oscar, quiet down.Copy !req
223. You'll wake the twins.
(SNORING)Copy !req
224. Penny, that you?Copy !req
225. Suga Mama.
I'm... Uh...Copy !req
226. Taking Puff for a walk.Copy !req
227. Good Puff.
(PUFF WHINES)Copy !req
228. Okay, baby. Have fun.Copy !req
229. Come on, Denzel,Copy !req
230. give Suga Mama some sugar.Copy !req
231. Oh, my gosh,
I cannot wait for this.Copy !req
232. All right, you juvenile J-Los,
(GIRLS ALL TALKING)Copy !req
233. if you think you got
what it takes to become...Copy !req
234. Hey... I'm talkin'!Copy !req
235. Now, if you think
you got what it takesCopy !req
236. to become
a Spare Change Dancer,Copy !req
237. then pay close attention,Copy !req
238. 'cause I'm only gonna
do this one time.Copy !req
239. Cue music.
And work it!Copy !req
240. Can you do that
one more time?Copy !req
241. Here we go.Copy !req
242. Cue music and...Copy !req
243. (MUSIC PLAYING)
Work it!Copy !req
244. Cut! Cut! Cut!Copy !req
245. You can't do this.
You can't do this.Copy !req
246. You can't do this...Copy !req
247. Oh, no. She's gonna
point to me!Copy !req
248. Zoey, relax.
You can't do this...Copy !req
249. Just be like a butterfly.Copy !req
250. And you can't do this.Copy !req
251. Dismissed.Copy !req
252. Aw, man!Copy !req
253. And I was just about
to get krunk!Copy !req
254. Wait, you can't dismiss her.Copy !req
255. I mean, sure,
she dances like
a scarecrow,Copy !req
256. but she's a...Copy !req
257. Dedicated, hard-working
scarecrow.Copy !req
258. Doesn't that count
for anything?Copy !req
259. Oh... You're right.Copy !req
260. She can stay.Copy !req
261. Yeah!Copy !req
262. And you can go home,
Miss Thang.Copy !req
263. What?
(CHILDREN ALL GROAN)Copy !req
264. Me?
That's not fair!Copy !req
265. I'm the best dancer here.Copy !req
266. Get out the way, boy!Copy !req
267. Security comin' through.Copy !req
268. The Gross Sisters?Copy !req
269. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
270. We security, fool.Copy !req
271. 15 hired us
to bounce any clowns
that stepped out of line.Copy !req
272. So, let's go, Proud. Step!Copy !req
273. Forget it, Nubia.
You can't tell me what to do.Copy !req
274. What? You tryin' to test me?Copy !req
275. Olei, handle Miss Forehead.Copy !req
276. 15 CENT:
A'ight, what seem to be
the problem?Copy !req
277. Girl, that's 15 Cent!Copy !req
278. I don't know what
y'all screamin' for.Copy !req
279. Ain't no problem, 15.Copy !req
280. Me and my girls are just about
to take out the trash.Copy !req
281. Start movin', Proud,
and bring your friends.Copy !req
282. 15 CENT: A'ight, no.
For real, though.Copy !req
283. A'ight, hold up.Copy !req
284. Come on, Sticky.Copy !req
285. Sticky, you didn't tell me
you were tight
with 15 Cent.Copy !req
286. Yeah.
He's my cousin.Copy !req
287. He is?Copy !req
288. I guess that makes him
my cousin-in-law. Hey!Copy !req
289. Aw, back off me, Dijonay!Copy !req
290. Ha ha. So, what's
your name? Shout it.Copy !req
291. Dijonay Jones.Copy !req
292. Your cousin-in-law.Copy !req
293. Not you.Copy !req
294. Hi. My name is...
Uh.Copy !req
295. I'm talkin' to you...
With the ponytails. Heh.Copy !req
296. Me? I'm Penny Proud.Copy !req
297. And my friends and I
have been bustin' our buttsCopy !req
298. to join
the Spare Change Dancers,Copy !req
299. but this Debbie Allen wannabe
keeps hatin' on everybody.Copy !req
300. Please. 15,
she can't dance.Copy !req
301. Then teach her,
Miss Choreographer,Copy !req
302. or you're dismissed.Copy !req
303. Oh, snap!Copy !req
304. I guess I can do this,
Miss Thang!Copy !req
305. I like your attitude,
Penny Proud...Copy !req
306. with your ponytails.Copy !req
307. And I would be proud
to have you dance with meCopy !req
308. at that, uh,
Stuffball Halftime thing.Copy !req
309. Come on. Hold up!Copy !req
310. I don't know what
y'all screamin' about.Copy !req
311. 15 didn't say
you were in.Copy !req
312. Please, 15?Copy !req
313. I can't be in your crew
unless my girls are with me.Copy !req
314. Lookin' out
for your homies, huh?Copy !req
315. I like that.Copy !req
316. A'ight, they in.Copy !req
317. Under one condition.Copy !req
318. You let me
drive you home, Ponytail.Copy !req
319. Okay, this is the last stop.Copy !req
320. Sticky, you and your girlCopy !req
321. gotta get up outta here.Copy !req
322. Man, I'm not goin'
anywhere with her.Copy !req
323. And I'm not
goin' anywhere
without my man.Copy !req
324. All right, then.
Ponytail,Copy !req
325. hit that button right there.Copy !req
326. (SHOUTING)
I'll see you tomorrow,
Penny!Copy !req
327. That's one of
the best features
in my brinks.Copy !req
328. (MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY)
Ooh, I like this song.Copy !req
329. Ha. Yeah. I like to drop
a little slow jamCopy !req
330. every now and then.Copy !req
331. So, uh, this
your house, right?Copy !req
332. Look, I know what you doin'.Copy !req
333. Tryin' to get me all alone.Copy !req
334. But you can stop
right there, player.Copy !req
335. I read every issue
of Dreamy Teen magazine,Copy !req
336. and I know all about
your little rep.Copy !req
337. So, if you think
you gonna get a kiss
on the first date,Copy !req
338. I'm-a just tell you
straight up...Copy !req
339. It ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
340. Oh, the stuff
in those magazines
is all made up.Copy !req
341. It is?Copy !req
342. Yep.
Remember that
picture of meCopy !req
343. and Christina Aguilera?Copy !req
344. Besides, if I'm late
for my curfew,Copy !req
345. my moms'll go off.Copy !req
346. Wait a minute.
(CAR STARTS)Copy !req
347. You mean...Copy !req
348. It ain't gonna happen?Copy !req
349. Nah. Seriously,
it's gettin' late,Copy !req
350. and I gotta return
my grandmama car.Copy !req
351. (DIALING)
Your grandmama's
gonna have to wait.Copy !req
352. Come here, boy.Copy !req
353. What?Copy !req
354. Penny!
(ECHOING)Copy !req
355. This time you've gone
too far, Penny Proud.Copy !req
356. Not only are you
forbidden from dancing
in the halftime show,Copy !req
357. you're grounded...
indefinitely!Copy !req
358. Indefinitely?Copy !req
359. What about
my birthday party?Copy !req
360. Canceled!
In fact, your whole birthday
is canceled!Copy !req
361. And until you learn
to show some respect,Copy !req
362. you're not even allowed
to turn 16!Copy !req
363. Oscar, isn't that
a little unreasonable?Copy !req
364. I wish you weren't
my daddy.Copy !req
365. What did you say?Copy !req
366. I said I wish
you weren't my daddy!Copy !req
367. Well, right now I wish
you weren't my daughter!Copy !req
368. Aah!Copy !req
369. Trudy, where did this girl
learn how to
sass me like that?Copy !req
370. Boy, will you shut up?Copy !req
371. I'm tryin' to concentrate
on my sweepstakes.Copy !req
372. Come on, Lady Luck.Copy !req
373. I can't believe that girl.Copy !req
374. It's like I don't
even know her anymore.Copy !req
375. I even picked up
a special birthday present
for her and everything.Copy !req
376. Honey, let me talk to her.Copy !req
377. Go away!Copy !req
378. I come in peace.Copy !req
379. Here. I thought you might
like to see this.Copy !req
380. Ooh... What is it?Copy !req
381. A special birthday present...Copy !req
382. from your father.Copy !req
383. Ugh! No, thank you.Copy !req
384. Oh, Penny, baby,Copy !req
385. your father loves you
and only wants the best
for you.Copy !req
386. Even if he has
a funny way
of showing it sometimes.Copy !req
387. What's funny?
Canceling my birthday?Copy !req
388. Embarrassing me
in front of my friends?Copy !req
389. Never letting me
do what I want?Copy !req
390. Oh, yeah,
dad's a real comedian.
Ha ha.Copy !req
391. DR. Step one,
detain Oscar Proud.Copy !req
392. Step two, procure
everlastin' formula.Copy !req
393. Step three, create army
of genome warriors,Copy !req
394. then take over the world.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
395. Congratulations.Copy !req
396. I'm very sorry,
my parents aren't home
right now.Copy !req
397. Good night.Copy !req
398. Oh, you've got it
all wrong, Mr. Proud.Copy !req
399. Congratulations!Copy !req
400. You're the winner
of this month's
grand prize.Copy !req
401. Grand prize?Copy !req
402. Whoo! Ha ha ha!
Told ya!Copy !req
403. Yeah!Copy !req
404. Now... now,
what do I get?Copy !req
405. The house? The car?
What?Copy !req
406. The deluxe island vacation.Copy !req
407. Pack your bags.
The boat leaves
in the morning.Copy !req
408. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
409. Holler at your grandma.
I'm off to the islands.Copy !req
410. Come on, Puff.Copy !req
411. But wait!
The prize is forCopy !req
412. a deluxe island
family vacation.Copy !req
413. A vacation with my family?Copy !req
414. Okay, punishment,
I can take,Copy !req
415. but that's just
cruel and unusual.Copy !req
416. I'm not going.Copy !req
417. I'm not goin' neither!Copy !req
418. I've seen how much
they chargeCopy !req
419. for those snacks
in the minibar.Copy !req
420. Yeah. And you said
this was the grand prize.Copy !req
421. A vacation with my son
is more like
the booby prize.Copy !req
422. For once, I agree
with you, Mama.Copy !req
423. Take her away, stranger.Copy !req
424. Quick, Trudy, let's pack
up the house and moveCopy !req
425. before she comes back.Copy !req
426. Now, wait a minute.Copy !req
427. I think
a vacation togetherCopy !req
428. could be just what
this family needs.Copy !req
429. Excuse me, sir,Copy !req
430. where did you say
we were going again?Copy !req
431. Legume island.Copy !req
432. Legume island.Copy !req
433. I've never heard of it.Copy !req
434. Is it nice and relaxing?Copy !req
435. Oh, it's to die for.Copy !req
436. Fantastic!
We're all going.Copy !req
437. But, Trudy...
But, Trudy...Copy !req
438. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
439. I've got some
swimsuit shopping to do.Copy !req
440. Congratulations!
(LAUGHING)Copy !req
441. Isn't this fun, family?Copy !req
442. The smell of the ocean...Copy !req
443. The wind in our hair.Copy !req
444. I feel like Bessie Coleman.Copy !req
445. Oscar, you gotta
try this one here.
It's off the hook!Copy !req
446. No way, Mama.
You know I don't
like heights.Copy !req
447. Besides, if man
was supposed to fly,Copy !req
448. he would've been born
with dragon wings
and a tail like you.Copy !req
449. (SEAGULL SQUAWKS)
Ha ha!Copy !req
450. (SQUAWKING)
Mama!Copy !req
451. Excuse me, sir,
how much longerCopy !req
452. until we get
to this stupid place?Copy !req
453. Legume Island dead ahead!Copy !req
454. How do? How do?Copy !req
455. Brother kinda
funny lookin', ain't he?Copy !req
456. I mean, look at the size
of his melon.Copy !req
457. Look like Jermaine Dupri.Copy !req
458. Don't be so
insensitive, Oscar.Copy !req
459. He must be an island native.Copy !req
460. How do?Copy !req
461. Welcome to Legume Island.Copy !req
462. My name is Cashew.Copy !req
463. Follow me. I will
show you to your quarters.Copy !req
464. Ah, here we are.Copy !req
465. I hope you will find
everything you needCopy !req
466. for a comfortable stay.Copy !req
467. Here's the keys
to the minibar,Copy !req
468. and the jacuzzi's in the back.Copy !req
469. A jacuzzi?Copy !req
470. Baby, that's where
I'm gonna beCopy !req
471. until my skin gets
all wrinkly!Copy !req
472. Too late for that,
Mama. Yeah!Copy !req
473. Ow!Copy !req
474. Ahem. The owner
of Legume IslandCopy !req
475. has invited you all
to join him
at this evening's luau.Copy !req
476. You will find your
traditional island attireCopy !req
477. in the closet.Copy !req
478. A luau!Copy !req
479. Oh, Penny! I'll bet
there will beCopy !req
480. lots of singing and dancing.Copy !req
481. Ooh, and eligible bachelors!Copy !req
482. Singing and dancing
with Mom and Dad...Copy !req
483. Finding a date
for my grandma?Copy !req
484. Oh, yeah, this is
the best birthday ever!Copy !req
485. Not!Copy !req
486. Aah! What country
does this flag represent?Copy !req
487. It represents my fist!Copy !req
488. Now, gimme those!Copy !req
489. It's my suitcase, you nitwit!Copy !req
490. Mom, can I have
some of these peanuts
from the minibar?Copy !req
491. I'm hungry.Copy !req
492. That stuff cost a fortune!Copy !req
493. Here. Have some porknuts.Copy !req
494. They're filling,
and they're delicious.Copy !req
495. Mmm.Copy !req
496. Oh, look, look,
look, look!Copy !req
497. Our traditional island attire.Copy !req
498. Uh-uh. No way.Copy !req
499. I am not wearing this!Copy !req
500. I can't believe
I'm wearing this.Copy !req
501. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
502. your host
Dr. Marcus Garvey Carver II.Copy !req
503. Thank you.
And welcomeCopy !req
504. to the Legume Room.Copy !req
505. I see
all the beautiful peopleCopy !req
506. are here tonight.Copy !req
507. Hmm. That cat
looks familiar.Copy !req
508. Do we know him?Copy !req
509. Well, I'm gonna
get to know him.Copy !req
510. And he'll get
a rare shot at the hairdo!Copy !req
511. Oh, Suga Mama,
you better cut it out.Copy !req
512. You know you
already have a man.Copy !req
513. What about Papi?Copy !req
514. Papi don't own
no island, girl.Copy !req
515. And now it's my pleasure
to present to youCopy !req
516. those high kickers of chaos,Copy !req
517. those dangerous dancers
of the boom boom.Copy !req
518. Put your hands together
for the Legume IslandCopy !req
519. Coconut Crew Revue.Copy !req
520. (JAMAICAN ACCENT)
Welcome! Yeah,
come on down.Copy !req
521. Come on. Come on.
Get up off your feet.
Let's go.Copy !req
522. Everybody, now!Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. Not quite.Copy !req
525. You'll pay!Copy !req
526. Yeah, man!
(APPLAUSE)Copy !req
527. Oh, Penny, don't you
just love this
tropical music?Copy !req
528. Whatever.Copy !req
529. Well, I'll bet
you'll love this tune.Copy !req
530. Make a wish, sweetie.Copy !req
531. I wish...Copy !req
532. I wish I could dance
in the halftime show
with 15 Cent.Copy !req
533. Please, Daddy?Copy !req
534. Forget it.
Wish again.Copy !req
535. Then I wish I was
away from youCopy !req
536. and this stupid island!Copy !req
537. And kissing 15 Cent!Copy !req
538. Oh, Penny...Copy !req
539. What's cookin', good lookin'?Copy !req
540. Uh, the word bacon
comes to mind.Copy !req
541. Um, Ms. Proud,
the traditional
island attireCopy !req
542. suits you well.Copy !req
543. One could say
you put the "moo"
into muumuu.Copy !req
544. I think he likes me.Copy !req
545. Mr. Proud, perhaps
I can interest youCopy !req
546. in a private tour
of my estate.Copy !req
547. Absolutely!Copy !req
548. You know, you look
real familiar to me.Copy !req
549. Have we met?Copy !req
550. I don't think we have.Copy !req
551. No, I'm sure
I've seen you somewhere.Copy !req
552. And your face...
you were singin'
and dancin' and...Copy !req
553. And you was actin'
and rappin'.Copy !req
554. I got it. You were
in Breakin' 2:
Electric Boogaloo.Copy !req
555. You boogaloo shrimp!Copy !req
556. No, no, no.
How 'bout Beat Street?Copy !req
557. Beat Street.
King of the street.Copy !req
558. I wish I could drive.Copy !req
559. I wish I could stay up
all night.Copy !req
560. Oh, and I wish
that grass skirtCopy !req
561. didn't give me this rash.Copy !req
562. Who's there?Copy !req
563. Don't mess with me, y'all!Copy !req
564. Huh?Copy !req
565. How do?Copy !req
566. Cashew, you scared me!Copy !req
567. I was just checking
to see if you were okay.Copy !req
568. You seem upset.Copy !req
569. Yeah.Copy !req
570. It's a long story.Copy !req
571. Well, if you want to tell it,Copy !req
572. I'm all ears.Copy !req
573. Actually, I'm all head,Copy !req
574. but, heh, you know
what I mean.Copy !req
575. Well, it all started
on my third birthday.Copy !req
576. Daddy didn't want
to pay for a clown.Copy !req
577. He's so cheap sometimes.Copy !req
578. So he dressed up
in Suga Mama's
nightgown...Copy !req
579. So embarrassed...
And when I turned 4,Copy !req
580. Mom hired Thingy
for my birthday.Copy !req
581. Thingy and Daddy
got into an argument,Copy !req
582. and then Thingy
dropkicked Daddy.Copy !req
583. Now, today's
my 16th birthday.Copy !req
584. It's supposed to be
the best day
of my life, right?Copy !req
585. Right. But my dad said
I couldn't auditionCopy !req
586. to be a Spare Change Dancer,Copy !req
587. even though all
my friends could.Copy !req
588. So, I snuck out
and went anywayCopy !req
589. and got busted
kissin' 15 Cent,Copy !req
590. so my parents
canceled my birthday partyCopy !req
591. and dragged me on this trip,
and now my big day
is ruinedCopy !req
592. because my dad keeps
treatin' me like a baby!Copy !req
593. Well, that really is
a long story.Copy !req
594. You know what it is, Cashew?Copy !req
595. Sometimes... I just wish
I had different parents.Copy !req
596. I think you're lucky.Copy !req
597. I wish I had parents.Copy !req
598. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
599. I'm goin' on and on
about my problems,Copy !req
600. and I didn't even
realize that...Copy !req
601. It's okay.Copy !req
602. Here on the island,Copy !req
603. we're kinda like
one big nutty family.Copy !req
604. But there's times
when I wonderCopy !req
605. what it would be like
to have a real mom and dad.Copy !req
606. Well, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
607. If you ever wanna wearCopy !req
608. a burgundy sweater and skirt
for the rest of your life,Copy !req
609. you can try
having my parents.Copy !req
610. Hey, nice crib, Doc.Copy !req
611. Well, thank you.Copy !req
612. Care for a pistachio?Copy !req
613. You're my kind of man,
Mr. Proud.Copy !req
614. We're like two intellectual
peas in a pod.Copy !req
615. Two nuts in the same shell.Copy !req
616. You see, like yours,Copy !req
617. my genius
has never received
its proper recognition.Copy !req
618. In fact,Copy !req
619. I've been working
on a revolutionary
new concept...Copy !req
620. friendly humanoid peanuts.Copy !req
621. It will attend
to our every need.Copy !req
622. Just think
of the possibilities,
Mr. Proud.Copy !req
623. They could care
for the elderly.Copy !req
624. Look after our children.Copy !req
625. Take over the world!Copy !req
626. I mean, make over
the squirrels.Copy !req
627. I see the future,
Mr. Proud,Copy !req
628. and it's nuts.Copy !req
629. Ah, but the prototypes
aren't turning out
as I had hoped.Copy !req
630. They won't stabilize.Copy !req
631. It's like I need a...
Oh, I don't know,Copy !req
632. instant everlasting
multiplying formula
or something.Copy !req
633. Stop playing.Copy !req
634. I've created
an instant everlasting
multiplying formula.Copy !req
635. Maybe we could be partners.Copy !req
636. As Suga Mama always told me,Copy !req
637. two geniuses are better
than one halfwit.Copy !req
638. Partners?Copy !req
639. Sounds intriguing,Copy !req
640. but I don't know
if I could offer you much
for your expertise.Copy !req
641. Maybe only...Copy !req
642. $10 million?Copy !req
643. (STUTTERING)
Ten million dollars.Copy !req
644. Ahem. I mean,
that's a rather
intriguing offer.Copy !req
645. I'll have to discuss it
with my wife.Copy !req
646. Excellent!Copy !req
647. Then I can expect
your answer
in the morning?Copy !req
648. That's right.Copy !req
649. Trudy! Trudy!Copy !req
650. Oh, Romeo Pistachio,Copy !req
651. come back! Come back!Copy !req
652. Today's forecast calls
for dry and roasted.Copy !req
653. This local cable
station stinks.Copy !req
654. Puff, how about a dip
in the jacuzzi?Copy !req
655. Trudy!Copy !req
656. We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be rich, baby.Copy !req
657. Oscar...
Dr. Carver
offered meCopy !req
658. $10 million
to be his partner.Copy !req
659. Ten million dollars?Copy !req
660. What kind of jungle punch
did you drink at the luau?Copy !req
661. Penny, where have you been?Copy !req
662. It's well past your curfew,
young lady.Copy !req
663. Relax, Mom.
I was just hanging out
with Cashew.Copy !req
664. What? You know
what I told you about
hanging out with boys.Copy !req
665. You are a boy,
ain't you?
Oscar.Copy !req
666. Fine. Let's go home,
and I can hang out
with my friends.Copy !req
667. Hey, whoa!
'Cause they...Copy !req
668. That's quite enough,
you two!Copy !req
669. Now, look, we're gonna start
acting like a familyCopy !req
670. and have fun on this vacation
right now.Copy !req
671. Do you hear me?Copy !req
672. Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
673. Do you hear me?Copy !req
674. Yes, ma'am!
Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
675. You looking for me, Carvey?Copy !req
676. Uh, hello, Miss Suga.
Goodbye, Miss Suga.Copy !req
677. Wait, wait, wait.
Get him, Puff,
and hit the lights.Copy !req
678. Marcus, you can't join
Suga Mama in the hot tub?Copy !req
679. The water is just right.Copy !req
680. Uh, thanks, but... oh.Copy !req
681. I'm not wearing
my swim trunks.Copy !req
682. Well, what a coincidence.Copy !req
683. Neither am I.Copy !req
684. Oh, no.Copy !req
685. Penny. Penny?Copy !req
686. Sorry, y'all. Big sis needs
a vacation from this vacation.Copy !req
687. See ya.Copy !req
688. Time to get rich.Copy !req
689. Psst!Copy !req
690. Who's there?Copy !req
691. Over here.Copy !req
692. If you're looking
for someone to rob,Copy !req
693. I know an old lady
with a poodle who's loaded.Copy !req
694. I'll even help you
take her down.Copy !req
695. My name's Wally.
And you are in danger!Copy !req
696. No! You're in danger!Copy !req
697. 'Cause I ain't afraid
to beat up no kid.Copy !req
698. Listen. You need to
get off this island.Copy !req
699. Whatever you do,
don't give Dr. Carver
your formula.Copy !req
700. He's planning to take
over the world...Copy !req
701. Mr. Proud,
there you are.Copy !req
702. Listen, last night,
the most amazing thing
popped into my head.Copy !req
703. Oh, there's gotta be
a way off of this island!Copy !req
704. DR.
I'm so happy you decided
to accept my offer, Mr. Proud.Copy !req
705. Here's to being partners.Copy !req
706. Fifty-fifty.Copy !req
707. (LAUGHS) How about
that little thing we was
talking about? You know...Copy !req
708. Starts with a 10,
ends with a million dollars?Copy !req
709. The money, of course.Copy !req
710. Fellas. (CLAPS)Copy !req
711. It's all yours,
Mr. Proud.Copy !req
712. Ooh, baby! Heh.
I think I'm gonna need
a bigger wallet.Copy !req
713. But first, ha ha ha,Copy !req
714. the everlasting formula,
please.Copy !req
715. Whatever you do,Copy !req
716. do not give Dr. Carver
your formula.Copy !req
717. Tell you what, Doc.Copy !req
718. I'll be your partner,
50-50.Copy !req
719. But the secret formula
stays on my 50. Deal?Copy !req
720. Mr. Proud,
give me the formula.Copy !req
721. Please!Copy !req
722. I, uh, can't do that.Copy !req
723. I don't have it with me
on the island.Copy !req
724. I keep it in
a very special place.Copy !req
725. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
726. I have a very large check
to cash.Copy !req
727. By the way, is there
an ATM on the island?Copy !req
728. I have been
a very patient man.Copy !req
729. I want my formula!
Give it! Give it!
Give it! Give it!Copy !req
730. Uh, Doc,
you got something funny
going on with your nose.Copy !req
731. I have ways of
finding things out,
Mr. Proud.Copy !req
732. Sinister ways.Copy !req
733. Give me
the tickle chair.Copy !req
734. No! Not the tickle chair!Copy !req
735. Stop it.Copy !req
736. Tell me where you've
hidden the formula.Copy !req
737. Never!Copy !req
738. (GRUNTS) Peanuts.Copy !req
739. DR.
Tell me where
you've hidden...Copy !req
740. The formula!Copy !req
741. Never!Copy !req
742. DR.
Give me the formula.Copy !req
743. I want that formula!
Give it! Give it! Give it!Copy !req
744. I must say I'm impressed by
your resilience, Mr. Proud.Copy !req
745. But if you won't give me
the formula,Copy !req
746. then you leave me no choice.Copy !req
747. Bring in the clones.Copy !req
748. Clones?Copy !req
749. DR. Last night,
while you and your loved ones
enjoyed the luau,Copy !req
750. my servants surreptitiously
collected a few
of your personal items.Copy !req
751. When I combine
your Proud family DNACopy !req
752. with my patented peanut
cloning technology,Copy !req
753. the result will have
you seeing double.Copy !req
754. What the...Copy !req
755. Clones?Copy !req
756. Well, wait...
They just like the real thing.Copy !req
757. Exactly.Copy !req
758. Except there's
one difference.Copy !req
759. Clones, synchronize
yourselves.Copy !req
760. You have 48 hoursCopy !req
761. to retrieve the instant
everlasting formula
and complete your mission.Copy !req
762. Yes, Dr. Carver.Copy !req
763. What about me
and my family?Copy !req
764. You and your family
are gonna stay hereCopy !req
765. and enjoy your deluxe
island vacation...Copy !req
766. Forever!Copy !req
767. Do we have everything
we need for the mission?Copy !req
768. My wristwatch
video communicator...Copy !req
769. I must go back
and get it.Copy !req
770. We're finally leaving?Copy !req
771. Oh, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you!Copy !req
772. Did you synchronize
your wristwatch?Copy !req
773. My watch?Copy !req
774. Yeah. It says it's time
to roll up out of here.Copy !req
775. So, let's bounce.Copy !req
776. What is the meaning
of this "roll up
out of here"?Copy !req
777. It means it's time to go,
Mama, duh.Copy !req
778. Hello.
How are you, my friend?Copy !req
779. Yo, yo.
We're scruga-lugga,
homey.Copy !req
780. What's up, y'all?
What we waiting for?Copy !req
781. You're supposed
to drive.Copy !req
782. It's your mission
assignment.Copy !req
783. Duh.Copy !req
784. Me? You want me to drive?Copy !req
785. You never let me drive.Copy !req
786. Is this some kind of joke?
Where's the hidden camera?Copy !req
787. I would never joke
about the mission.Copy !req
788. Okay.
Thank you, Daddy.Copy !req
789. I'm a really good driver.
You'll see. (GIGGLES)Copy !req
790. All right,
adjust the mirror.Copy !req
791. Hands at 10 and 2.Copy !req
792. And ease away from the curb.Copy !req
793. Oops!Copy !req
794. Sorry. My bad.Copy !req
795. And I was like,
"Hey, the secret formula
stays on my 50,"Copy !req
796. and he was all, like,
"Give me the formula."Copy !req
797. And I was, like, "No can do."
And he was, like,Copy !req
798. "Well, bring out
the clones."
I was, like,Copy !req
799. "Clones? Whatcha talkin'
about, clones?"Copy !req
800. Wham! Bam!
Out step the clones.Copy !req
801. Look just like us.Copy !req
802. Except for Mama.
Even more hideous.Copy !req
803. Twice the...Copy !req
804. Stop talking nonsense,
boy.Copy !req
805. I'm telling you it's true!Copy !req
806. We gotta get out
of this place!Copy !req
807. Hey! Penny!
Rise and shine, sweetie.Copy !req
808. Vacation's over.Copy !req
809. Where'd she go?Copy !req
810. Okay, listen.Copy !req
811. There's no time to panic.
I'll get us out of here
and find Penny.Copy !req
812. Okay.
Now, it's time to panic.Copy !req
813. Help us! Help!Copy !req
814. If you want to survive,
you must come with me.Copy !req
815. Immediately.Copy !req
816. What?Copy !req
817. Everyone is gone!Copy !req
818. Must alert Dr. Carver.Copy !req
819. Penny! There you are.Copy !req
820. Oh, Penny!Copy !req
821. Hmm? Have you been
eating peanut butter
or something?Copy !req
822. We must hurry. We've got
to get to the other side
of the island.Copy !req
823. There is only one person
who can help you now.Copy !req
824. Is this a new part
of the mission?Copy !req
825. Uh, yeah. We're on a mission
to save our necks.Copy !req
826. Now, let's move!
Penny, I need you
to carry the twins,Copy !req
827. and don't give me no lip.Copy !req
828. Now, that's more
like it.Copy !req
829. It's about time
that girl started
listening to me.Copy !req
830. Quickly.
We are almost
to the summit.Copy !req
831. Oscar?Copy !req
832. Whoa! Oh.Copy !req
833. Oscar, don't panic.Copy !req
834. Okay. I told you, Trudy,
I don't like heights.Copy !req
835. Whoo! Ahhh!
Look out there!Copy !req
836. It's not so bad, son.Copy !req
837. Unless you look down.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
838. Ahhh! That's not funny,
Mama.Copy !req
839. Penny, be careful
with the twins, now.Copy !req
840. That's affirmative, Mother.Copy !req
841. Penny! Look out!Copy !req
842. What in the...Copy !req
843. Oscar. Did you
just see...Copy !req
844. 1433. Okay, we're here.Copy !req
845. Your monetarial
compensation, sir.Copy !req
846. You may retain
the balance.Copy !req
847. A thousand bucks!Copy !req
848. Thanks!Copy !req
849. Family,
primary mission begins
in T-minus 3... 2... 1.Copy !req
850. Hey, pal.
Hey, Penny.Copy !req
851. What's up, P?
How was your trip?Copy !req
852. Um... Bizarre.Copy !req
853. Ever since this morning,
my mom's been talking like
she's straight-up street.Copy !req
854. Man, this whip
is whack, homey.Copy !req
855. Where's the secret
formula, yo?Copy !req
856. And Suga Mama, I can't
even understand her.Copy !req
857. No hay nada en esta caja.Copy !req
858. And my dad's
been acting...Copy !req
859. Daughter, would you
mind holding our currency?Copy !req
860. Kinda cool.Copy !req
861. Well, I bet he's
still not cool enoughCopy !req
862. to let you come to the
dance rehearsal tomorrow.Copy !req
863. Whatever, LaCienega.Copy !req
864. I feel you, girl.Copy !req
865. But as Spare Change Dancers,Copy !req
866. got some pre-rehearsal
shopping to do.Copy !req
867. Hey!Copy !req
868. What is it, daughter?Copy !req
869. Come on, Dad.
Don't rub it in.Copy !req
870. You know I'm the only one
who can't go
to the dance rehearsals.Copy !req
871. Do you think your
attendance will advance
our primary mission?Copy !req
872. Well, uh, yeah, I think so.Copy !req
873. Most definitely.Copy !req
874. Then perhaps
you should participate.Copy !req
875. For real?
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
876. You're the best daddy
in the whole world!Copy !req
877. What's up,
Oscar? My dawg.Copy !req
878. Hello, Felix Boulevardez,Copy !req
879. next door neighbor and friend.Copy !req
880. Right. So...Copy !req
881. Are we on for
the stuffball game
tonight or what?Copy !req
882. It's the semifinals, baby!Copy !req
883. Hasta la lima!Copy !req
884. Stuffball? Ooh,
that's my game, dawg.
Ya heard me?Copy !req
885. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Speaking of herds,Copy !req
886. this hefty heifer
has escaped from her barn.Copy !req
887. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Watch your mouth,
you quirky caballero.Copy !req
888. I've got some
Spanish peanut in me.Copy !req
889. (IN ENGLISH)
Oscar, are you going
tonight or what?Copy !req
890. One moment, please,
while I converse
with my associates.Copy !req
891. This could be an important
fact-finding missionCopy !req
892. to see what these
neighbors know about
the secret formula.Copy !req
893. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a real spit, homey.Copy !req
894. I'm with it.
Muy bueno.Copy !req
895. Felix Boulevardez,
next door neighbor
and friend,Copy !req
896. we accept your invitation.Copy !req
897. Invitation? No.
You're paying
for these tickets.Copy !req
898. Here's your
monetarial compensation.Copy !req
899. Will $5,000 cover everything?Copy !req
900. Yes!Copy !req
901. Ya, y'all, Big Boy
in the hood!Copy !req
902. Now, don't forget
tomorrow nightCopy !req
903. is the Extreme
Stuffball ChampionshipsCopy !req
904. with a halftime performance
from my main man
15 Cent.Copy !req
905. Big ups to all the lucky
little mamas who made the cutCopy !req
906. to join in as
the Spare Change Dancers.Copy !req
907. All right, now, ooh, wow,
now listen up, ladies.Copy !req
908. Now, you girls must be
supertalented, superfly,Copy !req
909. and you must have
a supercool dad.Copy !req
910. Yes, I do.Copy !req
911. The coolest.Copy !req
912. (SHIVERING)
This is some vacation.Copy !req
913. I'm cold, I'm tired,Copy !req
914. my ribs are still hurting
from that tickle chair,Copy !req
915. and I am hungry.Copy !req
916. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
917. Didn't know peanuts
so tasty, huh, Puff?Copy !req
918. Mama! Where'd you
get those peanuts?Copy !req
919. I cleaned out the minibar
before we left.Copy !req
920. What? You gotta be crazy.
Don't you know how much
that stuff cost?Copy !req
921. I'll give you $20 for a bite.Copy !req
922. Puff?Copy !req
923. Here, help yourself.Copy !req
924. Mama, that... that is
just straight-up nasty!Copy !req
925. Do you need
a hand with that?Copy !req
926. What are you doing?Copy !req
927. I call it making a move.Copy !req
928. Ahhh. Ooh.Copy !req
929. Making a move is not part
of the mission.Copy !req
930. Oscar, do you notice
anything different
about Penny?Copy !req
931. Yeah. She's finally
handling boys
the way I taught her.Copy !req
932. Oscar, she's body-slamming
that poor kid
against the rock.Copy !req
933. Well, seems like
she's been working out.Copy !req
934. But that's just the Proud
blood pumping
through her veins.Copy !req
935. You see,
we're strong people.Copy !req
936. Uh-huh. And she's not
complaining and whiningCopy !req
937. like she always does, either.Copy !req
938. That's in
the Proud blood, too.Copy !req
939. Isn't that a good thing?Copy !req
940. Oh, Oscar, it's just...Copy !req
941. My little girl's
growing up so fast.Copy !req
942. Before we know it,
she'll be off to college,Copy !req
943. then a career, marriage,
grandkids...Copy !req
944. Whoa.
Slow down, Trudy.Copy !req
945. Bebe and Cece are still
in diapers and you
talking about grandkids?Copy !req
946. I know, it's silly.Copy !req
947. But, in some ways,
I think I'm going to
miss the old Penny.Copy !req
948. Well, I'm gonna
miss things, too.Copy !req
949. Like tonight.Copy !req
950. I'm missing the Wizard Kelly
Extreme Stuffball Semifinals.Copy !req
951. I bet everybody's there
but me.Copy !req
952. Okay, let me
get this straight.Copy !req
953. Your dad, Oscar Proud,
is gonna let you be
a Spare Change Dancer?Copy !req
954. I told you.
My daddy's cool, now.Copy !req
955. He lets me do
whatever I want.Copy !req
956. Whoa! Nice shoes!Copy !req
957. (LAUGHS) Yeah!Copy !req
958. My mom took me shopping
and hooked me up.Copy !req
959. Wait. Hang on, LaCienega.
It's D.Copy !req
960. Hey, girl.Copy !req
961. Your parents bought
you a polyphonic
camera phone?Copy !req
962. I don't even have
one of those.Copy !req
963. Hey... Ooh.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)Copy !req
964. Hang on, Pen.Copy !req
965. Zoey's hitting me
on my two-way.Copy !req
966. Hey.Copy !req
967. What's up, girl?Copy !req
968. Hang on, guys.
My other line's beeping.Copy !req
969. Hey, it's Dijonay.Copy !req
970. Do you believe
Penny's mom bought her
a camera phone?Copy !req
971. Stop playing.
Penny, you got a new phone?Copy !req
972. Yep. Check it out.Copy !req
973. Dang!Copy !req
974. Yo, yo, pigeon,
come on, sister.Copy !req
975. What's the 4-1-1 on
Oscar's secret formula?Copy !req
976. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Suga Mama,Copy !req
977. I must apologize
for my rude behavior today.Copy !req
978. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Save your breath,
you moldy muchacho.Copy !req
979. (IN SPANISH)
Playing hard to get?Copy !req
980. Hmmm... I like this
new spicy taquito.Copy !req
981. Wiz Dome dogs.Copy !req
982. Get your red hots.
Come and get your dogs.Copy !req
983. Yo, Oscar, are you hungry?Copy !req
984. I'll get us some hot dogs.Copy !req
985. Hey, yo!
Two hot dogs over here.Copy !req
986. Oscar, what did you
do that for?Copy !req
987. Sorry about that, man.
Couple more dogs.Copy !req
988. Here. Just take
the whole thing.Copy !req
989. Oh, my. This is, um,Copy !req
990. tasty!Copy !req
991. Whoo! That was
some second quarter.Copy !req
992. And now for our
halftime entertainment,Copy !req
993. some brave man out there
will get the chance to win...Copy !req
994. twelve wizard dollarsCopy !req
995. by going one-on-one with
the Extreme Stuffball Champ...Copy !req
996. Mayhem the Mangler, y'all.Copy !req
997. Any takers?Copy !req
998. I must procure more hot dogs.Copy !req
999. And there's
our brave volunteer
right now, y'all.Copy !req
1000. MC: Is that Oscar Proud?Copy !req
1001. Go, Oscar!Copy !req
1002. Penny! Penny!
That's your dad!Copy !req
1003. He's gonna get mangled.Copy !req
1004. Oh, no!Copy !req
1005. Mangler! Mangler!
Mangler! Mangler!Copy !req
1006. Where ya gonna be when
Mayhem mania comes for thee?Copy !req
1007. Don't worry, Penny.Copy !req
1008. I'm sure your father
will be okay.Copy !req
1009. It's all fake.Copy !req
1010. Fake? Zoey, that guy's gonna
devour my daddy.Copy !req
1011. (GIGGLES)
Cool.Copy !req
1012. MC: Now, here's the rules.Copy !req
1013. Your mission is
to get the ball
into the opponent's goal.Copy !req
1014. Other than that, just try
not to get too much bloodCopy !req
1015. on the Wizard's nice
shiny floor, y'all.Copy !req
1016. I'm gonna bust you up.Copy !req
1017. Primary mission,
put the ball in
the opponent's goal.Copy !req
1018. Go for it.Copy !req
1019. Mayhem mania!Copy !req
1020. Yo, what? No!
Wait a second.Copy !req
1021. Wait a second! (SCREAMS)Copy !req
1022. Oh, no... not the face!Copy !req
1023. Hasta la rima!Copy !req
1024. Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!
Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!Copy !req
1025. Yes, yes, y'all.Copy !req
1026. Well done, Oscar Proud.Copy !req
1027. Well, here is
12 Wizard dollars.Copy !req
1028. Attorney.Copy !req
1029. (SPEAKING FAST)
Wizard dollars redeemable onlyCopy !req
1030. at licensed Wizard Kelly
concession standsCopy !req
1031. in the 50 states
and Puerto Rico.Copy !req
1032. Wizard dollars are copyrighted
by Wizard KellyCopy !req
1033. and may not be used
without expressed permission
of Wizard Kelly.Copy !req
1034. Offer expires
in 25 minutes, y'all.Copy !req
1035. MC: Well, Oscar Proud,Copy !req
1036. what are you gonna do
with all them Wizard dollars?Copy !req
1037. Dang, Penny.
I've never seen
your dad so hungry.Copy !req
1038. Your mama don't cook no more?Copy !req
1039. We made it.Copy !req
1040. He will be able
to help you now.Copy !req
1041. He? He who?Copy !req
1042. Wally, you've done
a good job.Copy !req
1043. Thank you, Father.Copy !req
1044. Father?
Listen, man,Copy !req
1045. I don't know what kind
of freaky family tree
you fell from,Copy !req
1046. but from one dad to another,Copy !req
1047. you gotta help me, man.Copy !req
1048. There's a guy
on the other side
of the island,Copy !req
1049. and he's crazy...
Dr. Carver. Looks like
Boogaloo Shrimp!Copy !req
1050. I'm telling you,
he outta his mind.Copy !req
1051. Trust me.
Dr. Carver is not crazy.Copy !req
1052. What? How do you know?Copy !req
1053. Because I'm...Copy !req
1054. Dr. Carver.Copy !req
1055. Uh, you see, the Dr. Carver
you've been dealing with
is in fact my clone.Copy !req
1056. Clone?Copy !req
1057. This is a portrait of my
great-great-grandfather...Copy !req
1058. George Washington Carver.Copy !req
1059. Is anyone here familiar with
The Making of a Peanut?Copy !req
1060. Ooh, ooh.
Me. Me. Me.Copy !req
1061. Ooh ooh ooh.
I got it.
I got it.Copy !req
1062. Oops, here we go.Copy !req
1063. Ahem.Copy !req
1064. George Washington Carver,
1864 to 1943,Copy !req
1065. a renowned educator and
agricultural researcherCopy !req
1066. who invented over 300 uses
for the common peanut,Copy !req
1067. including shampoo,
instant coffee, and,
of course, peanut butter.Copy !req
1068. Very good, Mr. Proud.Copy !req
1069. Ha ha! Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1070. In your face, Suga Mama.Copy !req
1071. Shoo, you can't
tell me nothing.Copy !req
1072. I know my nuts, now.Copy !req
1073. I know you're nuts, too.Copy !req
1074. I was interested
in peanut research as well.Copy !req
1075. Only instead of butter
and soap,Copy !req
1076. I hoped to create
a new life form
from the peanut genome.Copy !req
1077. So I moved to this
remote islandCopy !req
1078. and began experimenting
with peanut
cloning technology.Copy !req
1079. My first attempt
at cloning...Copy !req
1080. went terribly wrong.Copy !req
1081. I had to scrap
the experiment and turn 'em
into peanut butter.Copy !req
1082. All except one.Copy !req
1083. My second round of experiments
brought me closer to my goal.Copy !req
1084. I call these friendly
creatures the Genomes.Copy !req
1085. They've become like family.Copy !req
1086. But I longed for a protege,
an intellectual equal,Copy !req
1087. someone to inherit
all that I have learned.Copy !req
1088. So I mixed my own human DNA
into the experimentCopy !req
1089. and attempted to clone myself.Copy !req
1090. It was truly a success.Copy !req
1091. Unfortunately, one day I
left him in the sun too long,Copy !req
1092. and the results
were disastrous.Copy !req
1093. Don't worry. It's not
as bad as you think.Copy !req
1094. Ooh, I'm gonna getcha.Copy !req
1095. I only wanted to create
a companion.Copy !req
1096. But instead,
I created a monster.Copy !req
1097. Then what happened?Copy !req
1098. He went bad.Copy !req
1099. Literally.Copy !req
1100. Ashamed by his appearance,
he disguised his deformitiesCopy !req
1101. and became obsessed
with proving to the worldCopy !req
1102. what peanuts were capable of.Copy !req
1103. He began his own
evil experimentsCopy !req
1104. and forced my peaceful Genomes
to work for him.Copy !req
1105. All except for Wally here.Copy !req
1106. But recently, he's been
working on something big...Copy !req
1107. and possibly very, very bad.Copy !req
1108. That's why he wanted
my special Kicking Donkey
Dipping Sauce.Copy !req
1109. But don't sweat.
Those clones will never
find out where I hid it.Copy !req
1110. Where did you hide it, Oscar?Copy !req
1111. Somewhere very special.Copy !req
1112. Inside Penny's
birthday necklace.Copy !req
1113. Now, where did you
put it, sweetie?Copy !req
1114. I... Uh...Copy !req
1115. Am unauthorized to
answer your question.Copy !req
1116. What?Copy !req
1117. I think what she's
trying to sayCopy !req
1118. is she didn't open
your gift, Oscar.Copy !req
1119. It's still sitting
in the box in Penny's
bedroom back at home.Copy !req
1120. I have a boat that can
get us off this island.Copy !req
1121. We must hurry.
He must be stopped
before it's too late.Copy !req
1122. Going somewhere?
(EVIL LAUGH)Copy !req
1123. We know all about you,
Dr. Peanut Brittle.Copy !req
1124. How did you find us?Copy !req
1125. Penny told me.Copy !req
1126. Penny?Copy !req
1127. Penny, no!
What are you doing?Copy !req
1128. I can't believe it.Copy !req
1129. My own daughter sold us out.
Penny, why?Copy !req
1130. I thought...Copy !req
1131. Take them away.Copy !req
1132. Leave me alone!
Get your hands off me!Copy !req
1133. (YAWNING)
Morning, Suga Mama.Copy !req
1134. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Good morning,
my granddaughter.Copy !req
1135. Hey! Mama!
Mom, what are you doing?Copy !req
1136. Yo, stop tripping, son.Copy !req
1137. I'm trying to peep out
the secret formula.Copy !req
1138. Okay, try two eggs
plus flour and milk.Copy !req
1139. That's the secret formula
for pancakes.Copy !req
1140. We got any?
'Cause I'm starving.Copy !req
1141. Oh, snaps,
you talking about food.Copy !req
1142. Yo, your boy OPZ's
taking care of that.Copy !req
1143. OPZ?Copy !req
1144. Daughter. The hot dogs
are almost complete.Copy !req
1145. OPZ?Copy !req
1146. Uh, I'll just
have some juice.Copy !req
1147. On second thought,Copy !req
1148. I'll pass on breakfast
this morning.Copy !req
1149. Too long.Copy !req
1150. Too short.Copy !req
1151. Ooh, too cute!Copy !req
1152. Hey, 15!
I'll be right down.Copy !req
1153. I'll see you guys
after rehearsal.Copy !req
1154. Oh, and, Daddy,
I never did say thanks
for my birthday necklace.Copy !req
1155. I love it.Copy !req
1156. You're the bomb.Copy !req
1157. I'm the bomb?Copy !req
1158. Father, do you read me?Copy !req
1159. I have important news
regarding the mission.Copy !req
1160. Daughter? I thought
you were on your way
to the rehearsal.Copy !req
1161. I'm still on the island.Copy !req
1162. The real Penny Proud
is with you.Copy !req
1163. And she has
the secret formula.Copy !req
1164. It's in her necklace.Copy !req
1165. You must retrieve it
and return
to Legume immediately.Copy !req
1166. Time is running out.Copy !req
1167. Do not fail the mission.Copy !req
1168. I will not fail the mission.Copy !req
1169. Listen up.
All dancers to the stage.Copy !req
1170. Break a leg.
Or Olei will break one
for you.Copy !req
1171. Okay, people.
Here's the scenario
for the halftime show.Copy !req
1172. It's a love story.Copy !req
1173. 15 Cent is trying to meet
the girl of his dreams.Copy !req
1174. But she's keeping him
on ice, a'ight?Copy !req
1175. 15 CENT: You ready
for the big time, Ponytails?Copy !req
1176. You just try to keep up.Copy !req
1177. Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
1178. Quiet, everybody!
Here we go.Copy !req
1179. Cue music and...Copy !req
1180. Move it!Copy !req
1181. Be a butterfly.Copy !req
1182. Be a butterfly.Copy !req
1183. Careful, Zoey.
You're blocking my view!Copy !req
1184. Okay, Penny,
get ready to move in.Copy !req
1185. Let me feel it, now!Copy !req
1186. More energy!Copy !req
1187. Wait a minute.
Cut, cut, cut!Copy !req
1188. Who is this guy?Copy !req
1189. Daddy?Copy !req
1190. Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
1191. Hello, daughter.Copy !req
1192. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1193. My dad was just
checking in on me.Copy !req
1194. You can dismiss him, now.Copy !req
1195. Let's go, Mr. Proud.Copy !req
1196. Dismiss him?
I haven't seen anyone
move like thatCopy !req
1197. since that old woman
on Soul Train.Copy !req
1198. Come on, pops.
Do that thing again.Copy !req
1199. Show me what
you're workin' with!Copy !req
1200. You mean... this?Copy !req
1201. I'm feelin' this!Copy !req
1202. I'm feeling this, too!Copy !req
1203. Dang! Mr. Proud
is workin' it!Copy !req
1204. Go, Oscar.
Go, Oscar. Go, Oscar.Copy !req
1205. Go, Oscar, go, Oscar,
go, Oscar.Copy !req
1206. Mama...
Whassup?Copy !req
1207. This new cool
version of DaddyCopy !req
1208. is even worse
than the original!
Word!Copy !req
1209. In fact, I wish
this whole familyCopy !req
1210. started acting normal again.Copy !req
1211. I'm exhausted
from staying up all nightCopy !req
1212. 'cause nobody's
given me a curfew.Copy !req
1213. That's for sure!Copy !req
1214. The house is a mess
because no one's
making me do any chores!Copy !req
1215. Bebe and Cece stink!Copy !req
1216. And if I ever have to
even look at another
hot dog again,Copy !req
1217. I'm gonna be sick!Copy !req
1218. Go!Copy !req
1219. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Mexican hotdogs?Copy !req
1220. Hey, PC!Copy !req
1221. How was the rehizzle
for rizzle?Copy !req
1222. Great! I was a big hit
with the kids.Copy !req
1223. And... oh, they even
named a dance after me.Copy !req
1224. "It's my birthday..."
They kept saying that.Copy !req
1225. How do?Copy !req
1226. Cashew? What are you
doing here?Copy !req
1227. Oh... Just checkin' out
your wardrobe.Copy !req
1228. You know, you could
use a little more variety.Copy !req
1229. Okay. I stowed away
on the boat
and followed you hereCopy !req
1230. because I wanted to see
what it was like to have
a real family.Copy !req
1231. Only problem is,
you don't have
a real family, either.Copy !req
1232. Whatcha talkin' about, Cashew?Copy !req
1233. Your real family's
still back on the island
being held captive.Copy !req
1234. Those people downstairs
are peanut clonesCopy !req
1235. sent here by the evil
Dr. Marcus Garvey
Carver... II...Copy !req
1236. to find your father's
secret formulaCopy !req
1237. so they can
take over the world.Copy !req
1238. Hey! Is this cashmere?Copy !req
1239. Cashew... focus!Copy !req
1240. Are you telling me
my family is a forgery?Copy !req
1241. Oh, that's funny!Copy !req
1242. That's real funny.Copy !req
1243. Come on,
let's go downstairsCopy !req
1244. so I can let everybody
know you're here.Copy !req
1245. (PENNY GIGGLING)
You guys wouldn't believeCopy !req
1246. who hitched a ride
on the boat.Copy !req
1247. Cashew! And he's got
this ridiculous ideaCopy !req
1248. that all of you guys
are clones!Copy !req
1249. That is ridiculous...
Right?Copy !req
1250. (DEEP VOICE) Yeah.
That is ridiculous.Copy !req
1251. Who said that?Copy !req
1252. I did!Copy !req
1253. Now, gimme the necklaceCopy !req
1254. or I'm gonna go
upside your headCopy !req
1255. with this 10-pound
dirty diaper.Copy !req
1256. See? I told ya.Copy !req
1257. Oh... I get it.Copy !req
1258. This is all a dream.Copy !req
1259. Penny ate a bad hot dog,
and now Penny's
imagining things.Copy !req
1260. Penny needs
to go lie down, now.Copy !req
1261. Get her!Copy !req
1262. Bebe! Let me go!Copy !req
1263. I got it!Copy !req
1264. Oh! Gimme back my necklace,
you fake Bebe!Copy !req
1265. Come on, Cece.
We gotta go!Copy !req
1266. Take us home!Copy !req
1267. Mission accomplished!Copy !req
1268. Goodbye. See you, baby.Copy !req
1269. We got it!Copy !req
1270. Come on, Cashew.
I've gotta save my family.Copy !req
1271. And you're gonna help me.Copy !req
1272. Let's do this.Copy !req
1273. DR.
Good news! Your clonesCopy !req
1274. have located
the secret formula.Copy !req
1275. They're returning
to the island at any minute...Copy !req
1276. Just in time
to see your demise.Copy !req
1277. Carvey,
how could you
do this?Copy !req
1278. What about the other
night in the hot tub?Copy !req
1279. Didn't that mean
anything to you?Copy !req
1280. (GROANS) Ugh! Mama!
You and Carver?Copy !req
1281. Yeah, we was
in the hot tub together.Copy !req
1282. What you got
to do with it?Copy !req
1283. And he gonna be
your step-daddy.
How you like that?Copy !req
1284. That's just
straight-up nasty!Copy !req
1285. And then I said,
"That's ridiculous, right?"Copy !req
1286. And then they said,
"No more games."Copy !req
1287. Then I said,
"Penny's dreaming!"Copy !req
1288. And then they said,
"Get her!"Copy !req
1289. And then they took
my necklace,Copy !req
1290. and then they got into
a helicopter and took off
for the island!Copy !req
1291. Proud, that's the whackiest
story I've ever heard!Copy !req
1292. People made from peanuts?Copy !req
1293. How do?Copy !req
1294. So, you believe me now?Copy !req
1295. Aw, he's actually kinda cute.Copy !req
1296. I could just dip ya
in some chocolateCopy !req
1297. and eat you right up,
you so cute!Copy !req
1298. Look, y'all, I've gotta
get back to that islandCopy !req
1299. and save my family!Copy !req
1300. Well, if you goin',
we goin', too.Copy !req
1301. You guys would do that for me?Copy !req
1302. We're your
best friends, Penny.Copy !req
1303. That means we're like family!Copy !req
1304. So, if your family
is in trouble,Copy !req
1305. then doggone it,
our family is in trouble!Copy !req
1306. Can I get an amen?Copy !req
1307. Such a dork.Copy !req
1308. Oh, thanks, guys!Copy !req
1309. Now, if we only
knew someoneCopy !req
1310. with a really fast boat...Copy !req
1311. Hold it! Nuh-uh!
No way!Copy !req
1312. I am not doin' that!Copy !req
1313. Ah! Don't touch anything!Copy !req
1314. If 15 finds out
I stole his yacht,Copy !req
1315. I'll be kicked outta
his entourage.Copy !req
1316. Sticky,
it's pronounced yacht.Copy !req
1317. Yetch, yacht...
they both boats,
okay, girl?Copy !req
1318. All hands on deck!Copy !req
1319. Operation Family
Liberation is a go.Copy !req
1320. Uh... You're not going
anywhere, Proud.Copy !req
1321. Nubia, I don't have time
to trip with you right now.Copy !req
1322. I don't care.
15 Cent paid us
to guard his boat.Copy !req
1323. So if you want it...
You gotta match his offer.Copy !req
1324. Cough up the cabbage.Copy !req
1325. Fine. You want my money,
go ahead and take it.Copy !req
1326. It's in my backpack.Copy !req
1327. How do?Copy !req
1328. Punch it, Proud!Copy !req
1329. Bye, Nubia!Copy !req
1330. It's on, now!Copy !req
1331. And now the time
has comeCopy !req
1332. to reveal my crowning
achievement...Copy !req
1333. My masterpieces!Copy !req
1334. It can't be!
Are those...Copy !req
1335. Genetically engineered
Supergenomes.Copy !req
1336. But I abandoned my researchCopy !req
1337. on the agriculturally
engineered supersoldiers
years ago.Copy !req
1338. I could never get them
to stabilize.Copy !req
1339. Neither could I.
But if my hunch is correct,Copy !req
1340. Oscar Proud's everlasting
multiplying formulaCopy !req
1341. will certainly change that.Copy !req
1342. Peanuts.Copy !req
1343. They've multiplied...Copy !req
1344. They've stabilized...Copy !req
1345. I'm an evil genius!Copy !req
1346. No one will ever mock
the accomplishments
of a peanut again!Copy !req
1347. I will rule the world!Copy !req
1348. After I sing my song.Copy !req
1349. Song? What song?Copy !req
1350. I know this fool
ain't about to sing.Copy !req
1351. DR. Whoa.
Who said that?Copy !req
1352. Sorry, dawg.
That's okay.Copy !req
1353. Take him away!Copy !req
1354. He sure is.Copy !req
1355. MC: Please rise
for the national anthem.Copy !req
1356. Boo!Copy !req
1357. This is the moment
of truth, troops!Copy !req
1358. Today, we separate the men
from the macadamias.Copy !req
1359. Let's load up!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
1360. All right,
troops, you heard the order!Copy !req
1361. Let's go, let's go,
let's go!Copy !req
1362. Move it, move it,
move it!Copy !req
1363. I must say...
It's a beautiful day
for stuffball.Copy !req
1364. Perhaps my army and I will...Copy !req
1365. Drop in... on the action!
(LAUGHING EVILLY)Copy !req
1366. Oscar, that deranged
nut Carver'sCopy !req
1367. planning to take over the townCopy !req
1368. during that stuffball
championship gameCopy !req
1369. with those
super peanut people!Copy !req
1370. Well, ain't you a quick
study, Mrs. Proud?Copy !req
1371. By half time
the world will be mine!Copy !req
1372. You'll never get away
with this, Carver!Copy !req
1373. Hah! Good luck
stopping me!Copy !req
1374. Penny.Copy !req
1375. Come on, Penny. I shouldn't
have canceled your birthday.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1376. As of this minute,
it's officially un-canceled!Copy !req
1377. Penny!Copy !req
1378. When we get home,
this girl is so grounded!Copy !req
1379. Slow down, Penny.
You're comin' in
way too fast!Copy !req
1380. Relax! It's not
the first time
I've driven a boat.Copy !req
1381. Oops! (WEAK LAUGH)Copy !req
1382. It's the second time
I've driven a boat.Copy !req
1383. Abandon ship, everybody!Copy !req
1384. We sunk 15 Cent's yacht!Copy !req
1385. It's pronounced yacht!Copy !req
1386. Yetch, yacht. Zoey,
don't you start with me!Copy !req
1387. So what's the game plan, P?Copy !req
1388. Find my parents
and get up outta here.Copy !req
1389. But first...Copy !req
1390. I think we have to get past
those leering eyeballsCopy !req
1391. hiding in the bushes.Copy !req
1392. More peanuts?Copy !req
1393. I'll have you knowCopy !req
1394. that I am skilled
in the ancient art
of karate.Copy !req
1395. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1396. Our people aren't
traditional fighters.Copy !req
1397. There's only one way
to get past 'em.Copy !req
1398. Create a diversion
and launch
a surprise attackCopy !req
1399. on their rear flank?Copy !req
1400. No. Battle dance.Copy !req
1401. Come on, Sticky!Copy !req
1402. Go on, Zoey.Copy !req
1403. Serve that fool!Copy !req
1404. I can't. I can't.Copy !req
1405. You can do it, Z.
Just be a butterfly.Copy !req
1406. Be a butterfly.
Be a butterfly. Be...Copy !req
1407. Oh, just be
a stupid butterfly already!Copy !req
1408. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
1409. Hey!Copy !req
1410. Zoey!Copy !req
1411. And where I'm from...Copy !req
1412. That's how we do it.
Ya heard me?Copy !req
1413. Hollah! Hollah!Copy !req
1414. Bobo?Copy !req
1415. Bobo! Is that you?Copy !req
1416. Carver?Copy !req
1417. Huh?Copy !req
1418. I haven't seen you
since you escaped
into the sea!Copy !req
1419. I've missed you, Bobo!Copy !req
1420. Well... You was
trying to turn me
into peanut butter.Copy !req
1421. Oh, sorry. Ha. Ahem.Copy !req
1422. I overreacted.
Think you'll forgive me?Copy !req
1423. All right. It's cool.Copy !req
1424. Oh, that's touching.Copy !req
1425. Kinda freaky...
But that's touching.Copy !req
1426. Penny!Copy !req
1427. Penny!
Hey!Copy !req
1428. We your family, girl!
Why don't you get us
down from here?Copy !req
1429. Because she's not
the real Penny!Copy !req
1430. I am!Copy !req
1431. Penny!Copy !req
1432. Clones! Get 'em!Copy !req
1433. Let's go,
let's go, let's go!Copy !req
1434. Move it, move it, move it!Copy !req
1435. Wow, Penny.
She looks nothing
like you!Copy !req
1436. I mean, your forehead
is way bigger than hers.Copy !req
1437. You 'bout to get
your butt whooped!Copy !req
1438. Getting my butt whooped
is not part of the mission.Copy !req
1439. And I will not fail
the mission.Copy !req
1440. Wait, clone daddy!
It doesn't have
to be this way!Copy !req
1441. Remember all the good
times we had?Copy !req
1442. You can help us!Copy !req
1443. Do it for me.
Do it for my family.Copy !req
1444. Do it for...Copy !req
1445. The hot dogs!Copy !req
1446. Hot dogs?Copy !req
1447. I do like hot dogs.Copy !req
1448. Where you gonna beCopy !req
1449. when Oscar-mania
comes for thee?Copy !req
1450. How can we stop him?
He's getting away!Copy !req
1451. Uh... Doctor?Copy !req
1452. Uh... Peanut butter?Copy !req
1453. Huh?Copy !req
1454. When my early experiments
went bad,Copy !req
1455. I used a powerful peanut
liquification gasCopy !req
1456. to turn them
into peanut butter.Copy !req
1457. It's real
potent stuff.Copy !req
1458. One small dose
can destroyCopy !req
1459. the entire Super-G army.Copy !req
1460. I always keep some on me
in case of emergencies.Copy !req
1461. My name is Carver, y'all!Copy !req
1462. Penny, what the...
Wait, Penny, stop!Copy !req
1463. Penny!Copy !req
1464. Ahhh!Copy !req
1465. Penny!Copy !req
1466. Boo!
♪ That starCopy !req
1467. MC: Bobby Proud, y'all.Copy !req
1468. Bobby Proud, y'all!Copy !req
1469. He stinks, Wizard!Copy !req
1470. Let's play stuffball, y'all!Copy !req
1471. Yay! Yay!Copy !req
1472. Oh!Copy !req
1473. Good evening, everyone.Copy !req
1474. I'm Dr. Marcus
Garvey Carver...Copy !req
1475. II.Copy !req
1476. Just thought
that before my armyCopy !req
1477. of Supergenome warriors
take over the world,Copy !req
1478. I should give you a taste
of what to expect.Copy !req
1479. These fun, bright happy beingsCopy !req
1480. are peanut clones.Copy !req
1481. Say hello, because
they are our friends.Copy !req
1482. And very soon,
you'll be seeing themCopy !req
1483. all around your community!Copy !req
1484. Say hello!Copy !req
1485. Say hello!Copy !req
1486. So, remember, next time
you see a peanut clone,Copy !req
1487. say hello...Copy !req
1488. Because we're going
to be aroundCopy !req
1489. for a long...Copy !req
1490. long...Copy !req
1491. Long time.Copy !req
1492. That's right.
And for those of youCopy !req
1493. who think peanuts
are played out, done, passe...Copy !req
1494. I've got news for you!Copy !req
1495. We're here to stay!Copy !req
1496. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1497. The takeover begins...
in T-minus 5 minutes.Copy !req
1498. Have a pleasant evening.Copy !req
1499. He's a peanut!Copy !req
1500. I better get a big raise
in my allowance for this.Copy !req
1501. Give it up, Carver!Copy !req
1502. Or whoever you are!Copy !req
1503. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
1504. Too late, Penny.
Soon the world
will be taken overCopy !req
1505. by peanutkind.Copy !req
1506. Well, then, am I too late
for this?Copy !req
1507. What is that?
The peanut liquification gas?Copy !req
1508. Gimme that!
Gimme that!Copy !req
1509. Whoa!Copy !req
1510. Hey! Watch out!Copy !req
1511. Curses!Copy !req
1512. Is that Proud?Copy !req
1513. Dang! That girl's hardcore!Copy !req
1514. Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1515. Penny!
Penny!Copy !req
1516. Suga Mama, quick!
Hand me a pair
of your drawers!Copy !req
1517. My drawers?
Why, you must be
dim or dumb...Copy !req
1518. Come on, Mama.
For once, show me
some respectCopy !req
1519. and hand me over
them big old britches.Copy !req
1520. Aye-aye, Captain!Copy !req
1521. All right, clones,
you heard the order!Copy !req
1522. Let's go, let's go,
let's go!Copy !req
1523. Move it, move it,
move it, move it!Copy !req
1524. All right, clones,
let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
1525. DR.
Faster, Bobo, faster!Copy !req
1526. Nice try, Penny.Copy !req
1527. Oh...Copy !req
1528. Penny!Copy !req
1529. Daddy!Copy !req
1530. Stand back,
you burnt peanut!Copy !req
1531. I'm here to save my daughter!Copy !req
1532. DR.
Don't do it, Penny!Copy !req
1533. Join me!
Just think of the life
you can have...Copy !req
1534. A life of complete
freedom.Copy !req
1535. Don't listen to him, Penny!Copy !req
1536. Penny, don't!Copy !req
1537. Penny!
Penny!Copy !req
1538. Sorry, Carver.Copy !req
1539. Even though
they're not perfect,Copy !req
1540. in fact,
I have an extensive
list of complaints...Copy !req
1541. they're my real family!Copy !req
1542. And I love them
just the way they are.Copy !req
1543. Oh! Penny.Copy !req
1544. Aw!Copy !req
1545. So, take this!Copy !req
1546. No!Copy !req
1547. I'm destabilizing!Copy !req
1548. No!Copy !req
1549. (TINY VOICE)
I'm a little peanut.Copy !req
1550. A-ha! Yes!Copy !req
1551. Daddy, you better
hang on!Copy !req
1552. I think this is about
to get really messy!Copy !req
1553. Look out, y'all!
She's gonna blow!Copy !req
1554. Everybody, run!Copy !req
1555. Oh! (LAUGHING)Copy !req
1556. Come on, everybody.
This is a part
of the show!Copy !req
1557. It's for my new single...
15 Cent, Raw,
Uncut and Nutty!Copy !req
1558. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
y'all get up!Copy !req
1559. Whoo, yeah!Copy !req
1560. Put your hands in the air!Copy !req
1561. Yeah!
Wave 'em like you
just don't care!Copy !req
1562. Ahh!Copy !req
1563. Daddy, I can't believeCopy !req
1564. you parasailed all the way
up there to help me.Copy !req
1565. You must really
love me after all.Copy !req
1566. Well, I just didn't
want you to hang outCopy !req
1567. with all those Supergenomes.Copy !req
1568. They may have been
peanuts, but they
were boy peanuts.Copy !req
1569. My whole point in that thingCopy !req
1570. didn't exactly
turn out the way
I planned.Copy !req
1571. But... It meant
a lot to me,Copy !req
1572. and I wanted to keep it
in a special place.Copy !req
1573. And there's no place
more special...Copy !req
1574. than with you.Copy !req
1575. Hey, my necklace!Copy !req
1576. Happy birthday, Penny.Copy !req
1577. Aw!Copy !req
1578. Thanks for the lift, Bobo.Copy !req
1579. Are you comin', Carver?Copy !req
1580. You know, I could use
a resourceful man
around the house.Copy !req
1581. Heaven knows,
Oscar's hopeless.
And, uh...Copy !req
1582. You know I'm buildin'
a new jacuzzi.Copy !req
1583. That's a tempting offer,
Miss Suga.Copy !req
1584. But my home
is on Legume Island...Copy !req
1585. with my family.Copy !req
1586. Let's ride, Bobo!
Yah! Ha ha! Come on!Copy !req
1587. Mama!Copy !req
1588. Oh, Penny!Copy !req
1589. 15 CENT:
Uh... I hate to break up
this little love fest,Copy !req
1590. but we do have a show
to finish.Copy !req
1591. You mean you still
want us to dance?Copy !req
1592. Dance? Ponytail,
this crowd loves you!Copy !req
1593. I want you to sing.Copy !req
1594. Hey.Copy !req
1595. Daddy, can I?Copy !req
1596. Well, you're 16 now, Penny.Copy !req
1597. That means you're officially
mature enoughCopy !req
1598. to make your own decisions.Copy !req
1599. As long as you make
those decisionsCopy !req
1600. in more appropriate attire.Copy !req
1601. What do you say, guys?Copy !req
1602. See, Penny, the
Spare Change Dancers
are like family.Copy !req
1603. When one of us performs,Copy !req
1604. then, doggone it,
we all per...Copy !req
1605. I think what Zoey's
trying to say is...Copy !req
1606. Let's do this, girl.Copy !req
1607. Hey!Copy !req
1608. Hey.Copy !req
1609. One, two,Copy !req
1610. three!Copy !req
1611. 15 CENT:
Yo, cousin, I'm throwin'Copy !req
1612. an after-party on my yacht.Copy !req
1613. You down?Copy !req
1614. About the yacht...Copy !req
1615. By the way, my brother,
it's really pronounced yacht.Copy !req
1616. Work it. Work it!Copy !req
1617. Move your little
peanut head! Come on!Copy !req
1618. Yo, y'all,
this is Big Boy!Copy !req
1619. And that was the new
smash hit from Penny ProudCopy !req
1620. from the group MPDZ.Copy !req
1621. Five Straight weeks
at number one.Copy !req
1622. Whoo! You go on, girl!Copy !req
1623. Do it again!
Do it again!Copy !req
1624. And now for our main event.Copy !req
1625. Mayhem the ManglerCopy !req
1626. versus the
salty sultans of smack,Copy !req
1627. the Brazil Brothers.Copy !req
1628. I'm gonna get
my snack on before
they get their smack on.Copy !req
1629. Oscar Proud's
Pork-Nut O-Rade?Copy !req
1630. Let me see
what this boy done.Copy !req
1631. One guzzle
will build your muscles.Copy !req
1632. More like one drink
will make your breath stink.Copy !req
1633. How about if I
fry is up
some of these chick...Copy !req
1634. (RUMBLING)
Puff?Copy !req
1635. Penny, now,
watch out, slow down.
Speed up, now.Copy !req
1636. I mean, turn around.
Don't turn around.Copy !req
1637. Stop.
Relax, Dad.Copy !req
1638. I am now Penny Proud,Copy !req
1639. officially licensed driver.Copy !req
1640. Look out!Copy !req
1641. Excuse me,
Mr. Proud,Copy !req
1642. I've been observing Penny
for the last two weeks.Copy !req
1643. And I must say,
she is a most
excellent driver.Copy !req
1644. Cashew, as the official
Proud Snacks mascotCopy !req
1645. your job is to promote me,
not provoke me!Copy !req
1646. Now, if my batch
of Pork-Nut O-RadeCopy !req
1647. completes the secret
patented and cooling process,Copy !req
1648. it'll be my biggest hit yet.Copy !req
1649. And hopefully no side effects.Copy !req
1650. Team Nut-O-Rade,
put on your hat,
and hand me the mic.Copy !req
1651. Gotta promote.Copy !req
1652. Aw, man.Copy !req
1653. (OVER PA)
Pork Nut-O-Rade,
world's nuttiest energy drink.Copy !req
1654. If you're feeling like a slug,
grab a can and jug-a-lug.Copy !req
1655. What in the... Penny!
I thought I told you...Copy !req
1656. Puffzilla?Copy !req
1657. Here he comes!Copy !req
1658. Everybody, run for your lives!Copy !req
1659. It's the Suga monster!Copy !req
1660. Oscar, I think you finally
hit on something with
this drink of yours.Copy !req
1661. Ew.Copy !req
1662. Come on, Puff.
Let's take a dip
in the pool.Copy !req
1663. (SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Puffzilla! Come back.
I love you.Copy !req