1. "Just at that moment,Copy !req
2. "the ugly little frog looked up with
his sad, round eyes and pleaded,Copy !req
3. "'Oh, please, dear princess,Copy !req
4. "'only a kiss from you
can break this terrible spellCopy !req
5. "'that was inflicted on me
by a wicked witch!'"Copy !req
6. Here comes my favorite part.Copy !req
7. "And the beautiful princess was
so moved by his desperate pleaCopy !req
8. "that she stooped down,
picked up the slippery creature,Copy !req
9. "leaned forward, raised him to her lips,Copy !req
10. "and kissed that little frog!Copy !req
11. Aww…Copy !req
12. "Then, the frog was transformed
into a handsome prince.Copy !req
13. "They were married and lived
happily ever after. The end."Copy !req
14. Yay!Copy !req
15. Read it again! Read it again!Copy !req
16. Sorry, Charlotte.
It's time for us to be heading home.Copy !req
17. Say "good night," Tiana.Copy !req
18. There is no way
in this whole wide worldCopy !req
19. I would ever, ever, ever…Copy !req
20. I mean, never kiss a frog. Yuck!Copy !req
21. Is that so?Copy !req
22. Well, here's your
Prince Charming, Tia.Copy !req
23. - Come on. Kiss him.
- No.Copy !req
24. - Kiss him!
- Stop it!Copy !req
25. - Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
- I won't, I won't, I won't!Copy !req
26. I would do it. I would kiss a frog.Copy !req
27. I would kiss a hundred frogsCopy !req
28. if I could marry a prince
and be a princess.Copy !req
29. You girls, stop tormenting
that poor little kitty.Copy !req
30. Poor little thing.Copy !req
31. Mmm.Copy !req
32. Evening, Eudora.Copy !req
33. Daddy! Daddy!
Look at my new dress. Isn't it pretty?Copy !req
34. Look at you.Copy !req
35. Why, I'd expect nothing lessCopy !req
36. from the finest seamstress
in New Orleans.Copy !req
37. Ooh! I want that dress!Copy !req
38. - Now, sugarplum…
- I want that one!Copy !req
39. Please, please, please, please!Copy !req
40. Eudora, you suppose you could whip
something up like that?Copy !req
41. Anything for my best customer.Copy !req
42. Come along, Tiana. Your daddy
should be home from work by now.Copy !req
43. All right now, princess,
you're getting that dress, but that's it.Copy !req
44. No more Mr. Pushover.Copy !req
45. Now, who wants a puppy?Copy !req
46. I do! I do! He's so cute!Copy !req
47. Mmm.
Gumbo smells good, Tiana.Copy !req
48. I think it's done, Daddy.Copy !req
49. - Yeah? Are you sure?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
50. - Absolutely positive?
- Yes.Copy !req
51. Okay, I'm about to put this spoon
in my…Copy !req
52. Wait!Copy !req
53. Done.Copy !req
54. Hmm.Copy !req
55. - What?
- Well, sweetheart,Copy !req
56. this is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!Copy !req
57. Come here.
Eudora, our little girl's got a gift.Copy !req
58. Mmm-hmm. I could've told you that.Copy !req
59. A gift this special just got to be shared.Copy !req
60. Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!Copy !req
61. Ooh, that smells good!Copy !req
62. I got some hush puppies, Tiana.
Here I come!Copy !req
63. You know the thing
about good food?Copy !req
64. It brings folks together
from all walks of life.Copy !req
65. It warms them right up
and it puts little smiles on their faces.Copy !req
66. And when I open up
my own restaurant,Copy !req
67. I tell you, people are going
to line up for miles aroundCopy !req
68. just to get a taste of my food.Copy !req
69. Our food.Copy !req
70. That's right, baby. Our food.Copy !req
71. - Daddy! Look!
- Where are you going?Copy !req
72. Charlotte's fairy tale book saidCopy !req
73. if you make a wish on the Evening Star,
it's sure to come true.Copy !req
74. Well, you wish on that star, sweetheart.Copy !req
75. Yes. You wish and you dream
with all your little heart.Copy !req
76. But you remember, Tiana, thatCopy !req
77. that old star can only take you
part of the way.Copy !req
78. You got to help it along with
some hard work of your own,Copy !req
79. and then, yeah, you can do anything
you set your mind to.Copy !req
80. Just promise your daddy one thing.Copy !req
81. That you'll never, ever lose sight
of what's really important.Copy !req
82. Okay?Copy !req
83. See you in the morning, babycakes.Copy !req
84. Get some sleep.Copy !req
85. Please, please, please!Copy !req
86. Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,
but every little penny counts.Copy !req
87. Don't you worry, Daddy.Copy !req
88. We'll be there soon.Copy !req
89. Good night, Cal's.
Good morning, Duke's.Copy !req
90. Order up!Copy !req
91. - Another coffee here, chère.
- Coming right up, Virgil.Copy !req
92. - Hey, Tiana!
- Morning, Georgia.Copy !req
93. - Hey, how you doing, Tiana?
- Hey, y'all.Copy !req
94. We all going out dancing tonight.
Care to join us?Copy !req
95. - Live a little. It's Mardi Gras.
- Come on. You can dance with me.Copy !req
96. You know I got 2 left feet.
Besides, I'm—Copy !req
97. You need a napkin, sweetheart?Copy !req
98. I'm going to work a double shift tonight.Copy !req
99. Here are your hotcakes.
You know, so I—Copy !req
100. So you can save for your restaurant.
I know, I know.Copy !req
101. Girl, all you ever do is work.Copy !req
102. Order up!Copy !req
103. Maybe next time.Copy !req
104. I told y'all she wouldn't come.Copy !req
105. Are you talkin' about
that dang restaurant again?Copy !req
106. - Buford, your eggs are burning.
- Oh!Copy !req
107. You ain't never gonna get enough
for the down payment.Copy !req
108. - I'm getting close.
- Yeah, how close?Copy !req
109. Where are my flapjacks?Copy !req
110. You got about as much chance of
getting that restaurantCopy !req
111. as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!Copy !req
112. Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.Copy !req
113. Giddyup, giddyup.Copy !req
114. - Morning, Mr. La Bouff.
- Good morning, Tiana.Copy !req
115. Congratulations on being voted
King of the Mardi Gras parade.Copy !req
116. Caught me completely by surprise,Copy !req
117. for the 5th year in a row!Copy !req
118. Now, how about I celebrate with—Copy !req
119. Beignets?
Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.Copy !req
120. Well, keep them coming till I pass out.Copy !req
121. Oh, Tia!Copy !req
122. - Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?
- Hey, Charlotte.Copy !req
123. Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!Copy !req
124. Oh, yeah, Prince Naveen—Copy !req
125. Prince Naveen of Maldonia
is coming to New Orleans!Copy !req
126. Oh! Isn't he the bee's knees?Copy !req
127. Ooh, tell her what you did, Big Daddy.
Tell her!Copy !req
128. - Well, I invited…
- Big Daddy invited the princeCopy !req
129. to our masquerade ball tonight!Copy !req
130. Tell her what else
you did, Big Daddy.Copy !req
131. Go on.Copy !req
132. - And he's staying—
- And he's stay—Copy !req
133. And he's staying in our house
as my personal guest.Copy !req
134. Oh, Lottie, that's swell.Copy !req
135. A little word of advice.
My mama always said,Copy !req
136. "The quickest way to a man's heart
is through his stomach."Copy !req
137. - Ah! That's it!
- What just happened?Copy !req
138. Oh, Tia!
You are a bona fide genius.Copy !req
139. I'm going to need about 500
of your man-catching beignetsCopy !req
140. for my ball tonight.Copy !req
141. Excuse me, Daddy.
Will this about cover it?Copy !req
142. This- this should cover it
just fine, Lottie.Copy !req
143. This is it!
I'm getting my restaurant!Copy !req
144. Tonight my prince is finally coming.Copy !req
145. And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!Copy !req
146. Hmm.Copy !req
147. Everything looks peachy-keen,
Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.Copy !req
148. We'll have all the paperwork ready
to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.Copy !req
149. I'll do you one better.Copy !req
150. Why don't I sign them tonight when I
see y'all at the La Bouffs' masquerade ball?Copy !req
151. You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!Copy !req
152. Table for one, please?Copy !req
153. Oh! Mama.Copy !req
154. Here's a little something
to help you get started.Copy !req
155. Daddy's gumbo pot.Copy !req
156. Oh!Copy !req
157. I know.Copy !req
158. I miss him, too.Copy !req
159. Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!Copy !req
160. Just look at it, Mama.Copy !req
161. Doesn't it just make you want to cry?Copy !req
162. Yes.Copy !req
163. The maitre d' is gonna be right
where you're standing.Copy !req
164. Oh! And over here, a gourmet kitchen!Copy !req
165. And hanging from the ceiling,
a big old crystal chandelier!Copy !req
166. You're your
daddy's daughter, all right.Copy !req
167. He used to go on and on
about this old sugar mill, too.Copy !req
168. Babycakes, I'm sure this place
is going to be just wonderful,Copy !req
169. but it's a shame
you're working so hard.Copy !req
170. But how can I let up now
when I'm so close?Copy !req
171. I gotta make sure all Daddy's
hard work means something.Copy !req
172. Tiana.Copy !req
173. Your daddy may not have gotten
the place he always wanted,Copy !req
174. but he had something better.Copy !req
175. He had love.Copy !req
176. And that's all I want for you,
sweetheart,Copy !req
177. to meet your Prince CharmingCopy !req
178. and dance off into
your happily ever after.Copy !req
179. Mama! I don't have time for dancing.Copy !req
180. How long
we talking about here?Copy !req
181. I want some grandkids!Copy !req
182. Excuse me!Copy !req
183. You need a hand there, buddy?Copy !req
184. Yes!Copy !req
185. Sire!
I've been looking for you everywhere.Copy !req
186. Oh, what a coincidence, Lawrence.Copy !req
187. I have been avoiding you everywhere.Copy !req
188. We're going to be late
for the masquerade—Copy !req
189. Listen, Lawrence, listen!Copy !req
190. It's jazz. It's jazz music!Copy !req
191. It was born here.Copy !req
192. Is beautiful, no?Copy !req
193. No.Copy !req
194. Oh, dance with me, fat man.Copy !req
195. Stay loose, Lawrence!Copy !req
196. We're supposed to be
at the La Bouff estate by now!Copy !req
197. Yes, yes, yes,
but first I buy everyone here a drink!Copy !req
198. With what?Copy !req
199. At this point, you have two choices,Copy !req
200. woo and marry a rich young lady,
or…Copy !req
201. …get a job!Copy !req
202. All right. Fine.Copy !req
203. But first we dance!Copy !req
204. No, this is idiocy!Copy !req
205. For someone who cannot see his feet,
you're very light on them!Copy !req
206. Is perfect!Copy !req
207. You finally got into the music.Copy !req
208. Do you get my joke?Copy !req
209. Because your head is…
it's in the tuba.Copy !req
210. - Get me out!
- All right.Copy !req
211. Hold on. One…Copy !req
212. How degrading!
I've never been so humiliated.Copy !req
213. Hello.Copy !req
214. Gentlemen!Copy !req
215. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.Copy !req
216. How y'all doing?Copy !req
217. "Tarot readings, charms, potions.Copy !req
218. "Dreams made real."Copy !req
219. Were I a betting man,
and I'm not,Copy !req
220. - I stay away from games of chance, I'd wager…
Sire!Copy !req
221. …I'm in the company of visiting royalty.Copy !req
222. Lawrence. Lawrence!Copy !req
223. This remarkable gentleman
has just read my palm.Copy !req
224. Or this morning's newspaper.Copy !req
225. Sire!
This chap is obviously a charlatan.Copy !req
226. I suggest we move on to a less—Copy !req
227. That's an echo, gentlemen.Copy !req
228. Just something we have here
in Louisiana, little parlor trick.Copy !req
229. Don't worry.Copy !req
230. You do have a soul
don't you, Lawrence?Copy !req
231. I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.Copy !req
232. Momma and Daddy cut you off,
huh, playboy?Copy !req
233. Eh, sad but true.Copy !req
234. Now y'all got to get hitched.
But hitching ties you down.Copy !req
235. You just want to be free,
hop from place to place.Copy !req
236. But freedom takes green.Copy !req
237. Come on, boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?Copy !req
238. Yes...Copy !req
239. Hush.Copy !req
240. Ah, Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
241. I hope you're leaving some of them
beignets for your constituents.Copy !req
242. Here you go, piping hot.Copy !req
243. Stella. Excuse me.
Stella, no.Copy !req
244. No.Copy !req
245. Okay, but just one.Copy !req
246. But, Miss Charlotte,
you said, "later," 2 hours ago.Copy !req
247. Travis, when a woman says, "later,"Copy !req
248. she really means "not ever."Copy !req
249. Now run along.Copy !req
250. There are plenty of young fillies dying
for you to waltz them into a stupor.Copy !req
251. - Give me them napkins, quick!
- What on earth for?Copy !req
252. I swear, I'm sweating
like a sinner in church.Copy !req
253. Oh, Tia, it's getting to be so late!Copy !req
254. There's still a few stragglers.Copy !req
255. It's just not fair!
My prince is never comin'!Copy !req
256. - Now, Lottie—
- I never get anything I wish for!Copy !req
257. Lottie, wait!Copy !req
258. Just calm down. Take a deep—Copy !req
259. - Maybe I just got to wish harder.
- Huh?Copy !req
260. Please, please, please,
please, please, please!Copy !req
261. Lottie, you can't just wish on a star
and expect things—Copy !req
262. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
263. His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!Copy !req
264. Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party.Copy !req
265. Evening, Mr. Fenner...
and Mr. Fenner.Copy !req
266. Fine-smelling beignets.Copy !req
267. Gonna be the house specialty
once I sign those papers y'all brought.Copy !req
268. Yes. About that.Copy !req
269. - Um...
- You were outbid.Copy !req
270. - What?
- A fellow came in,Copy !req
271. offered the full amount in cash.Copy !req
272. Unless you can top his offer
by Wednesday…Copy !req
273. You can kiss that place goodbye.Copy !req
274. You know how long it took me
to save that money?Copy !req
275. Exactly!Copy !req
276. Which is why a little woman
of your backgroundCopy !req
277. would have had her hands full
trying to run a big business like that.Copy !req
278. No, you're better off where you're at.Copy !req
279. - Now, wait a minute—
- Love those beignets, though.Copy !req
280. Now, hold on there!
You come back—Copy !req
281. Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming
with those man-catching beign—Copy !req
282. What happened?Copy !req
283. - I… I just…
- You poor dear.Copy !req
284. Oh, Prince Naveen,Copy !req
285. we'll be right back, sugar!Copy !req
286. I got just the dress for you.Copy !req
287. Oh, Tia, honey, did you see the way
he danced with me?Copy !req
288. A marriage proposal
can't be far behind.Copy !req
289. Thank you, Evening Star!Copy !req
290. You know, I was starting to think that
wishing on stars was just for babies, and…Copy !req
291. …crazy people.Copy !req
292. Look at you.Copy !req
293. Aren't you just as pretty
as a magnolia in May?Copy !req
294. Seems like only yesterday
we were both little girlsCopy !req
295. dreaming our fairy tale dreams,Copy !req
296. and tonight they're finally coming true.Copy !req
297. Well, back into the fray.Copy !req
298. Wish me luck!Copy !req
299. Oh, Naveen…Copy !req
300. there.Copy !req
301. I cannot believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
302. Please, please, please.Copy !req
303. Very funny.Copy !req
304. So what now?
I reckon you want a kiss?Copy !req
305. Kissing would be nice, yes?Copy !req
306. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
307. I did not mean to scare you.
I… Wait, no, no, no!Copy !req
308. Wait. Hold on a sec…Copy !req
309. You have a very strong arm, Princess.Copy !req
310. Okay, please! Put the monkey down.Copy !req
311. Stay back or I'll…Copy !req
312. Please, please, please.Copy !req
313. Oh, wow.
Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
314. I am Prince Naveen…Copy !req
315. …of Maldonia.Copy !req
316. Prince? But I didn't wish for any…Copy !req
317. Hold on. If you're the prince,Copy !req
318. then who was that waltzing with Lottie
on the dance floor?Copy !req
319. All I know is one minute I am a prince,Copy !req
320. charming and handsome, cutting a rug,Copy !req
321. and then the next thing I know,
I am tripping over these.Copy !req
322. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
323. I know this story!Copy !req
324. - The Frog Prince?
- Yes!Copy !req
325. My mother had the servants
read this to me every night.Copy !req
326. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
327. This is exactly the answer!Copy !req
328. You must kiss me.Copy !req
329. Excuse me?Copy !req
330. You will enjoy, I guarantee.Copy !req
331. All women enjoy the kiss
of Prince Naveen.Copy !req
332. Come. We pucker.Copy !req
333. That's new.Copy !req
334. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
335. I'd really like to help you,
but I just do not kiss frogs.Copy !req
336. Wait a sec, but on the balcony,
you asked me.Copy !req
337. I didn't expect you to answer!Copy !req
338. Oh, but you must kiss me.Copy !req
339. Look, besides being
unbelievably handsome, okay,Copy !req
340. I also happen to come from
a fabulously wealthy family.Copy !req
341. Surely I could offer you
some type of reward,Copy !req
342. a wish I could grant, perhaps?Copy !req
343. Yes?Copy !req
344. Just… one kiss?Copy !req
345. Just one, unless you beg for more.Copy !req
346. Okay, Tiana, you can do this.
You can do this.Copy !req
347. Just a little kiss.
Just a little kiss. Okay.Copy !req
348. You don't look
that much different,Copy !req
349. but how did you get way up there?Copy !req
350. And how did I get way down here
in all this—Copy !req
351. - Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!
- What did you do to me?Copy !req
352. I'm green and I'm slimy!Copy !req
353. - No! No, no, no, that is not slime.
- What?Copy !req
354. - You are secreting mucus.
- You… you…Copy !req
355. Hey, Stella!Copy !req
356. Get them frogs!Copy !req
357. - Run!
- I can't run. I'm a frog!Copy !req
358. Then hop!Copy !req
359. Down, boy. Down, monster dog!Copy !req
360. En garde!Copy !req
361. - Look out! Out of the way!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
362. - Where are we going?
- Excuse me!Copy !req
363. - I can't see a thing!
- Neither can I!Copy !req
364. - Wait! Stella!
- Going up!Copy !req
365. - Stella, it's me, Tiana!
- Tiana?Copy !req
366. Stella just talked to me.
The dog just spoke to me!Copy !req
367. You know, if you're going
to let every little thing bother you,Copy !req
368. it's going to be a very long night!Copy !req
369. Oh, dear.Copy !req
370. Oh! You're so quiet.Copy !req
371. You let him go?Copy !req
372. The poor devil was gasping,
so I loosened the lid ever so slightly.Copy !req
373. Now how did I ever get tangled up
in all this voodoo madness?Copy !req
374. I can't go through with this!Copy !req
375. You wear this ghastly thing!Copy !req
376. Careful with that!Copy !req
377. Anything happens to this,
I'm gonna be…Copy !req
378. Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.Copy !req
379. Can't conjure a thing for myself.Copy !req
380. Besides, you and I both know
the real power in this world ain't magic.Copy !req
381. It's money!Copy !req
382. Buckets of it.Copy !req
383. - That's true.
- Aren't you tiredCopy !req
384. of living on the margins,
while all those fat cats in their fancy carsCopy !req
385. don't give you so much
as a sideways glance?Copy !req
386. Yes. I am.Copy !req
387. All you got to do is marry
Big Daddy's little princess,Copy !req
388. and we'll be splitting that juicy
La Bouff fortune right down the middle.Copy !req
389. - 60-40, like I said.
- Hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
390. But what about Naveen?Copy !req
391. Your little slip-up will be
a minor bump in the road,Copy !req
392. so long as we've got
the prince's blood in this.Copy !req
393. Yes.Copy !req
394. Voodoo?Copy !req
395. You mean to tell me
this all happenedCopy !req
396. because you were messing
with the Shadow Man?Copy !req
397. He was very charismatic.Copy !req
398. It serves me
right for wishing on stars.Copy !req
399. The only way to get what you want
in this world is through hard work.Copy !req
400. Hard work? Why would
a princess need to work hard?Copy !req
401. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
402. I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.Copy !req
403. A waitress?Copy !req
404. Well, no wonder the kiss did not work.
You lied to me!Copy !req
405. No, I- I never said I was a princess.Copy !req
406. You never said that
you were a waitress!Copy !req
407. You… You were wearing a crown!Copy !req
408. It was a costume party,
you spoiled little rich boy!Copy !req
409. Oh, yes?
Well, the egg is on your face, all right?Copy !req
410. - Because I do not have any riches.
- What?Copy !req
411. I am completely broke!Copy !req
412. Uh-oh.Copy !req
413. You said you were fabulously wealthy!Copy !req
414. No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,
but they cut me off for being a…Copy !req
415. Leech! Leech!Copy !req
416. You're broke,
and you had the gall to call me a liar?Copy !req
417. It was not a lie. I fully…Copy !req
418. Run!Copy !req
419. I fully intend to be rich again.Copy !req
420. Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff.
If she will have me.Copy !req
421. - You're a prince?
- Obviously.Copy !req
422. She'll have you.Copy !req
423. All right, then.Copy !req
424. Once you two are married,
you are gonna keep your promiseCopy !req
425. and get me my restaurant, right?Copy !req
426. Woah, not so fast. I made that promise to
a beautiful princess, not a cranky wait—Copy !req
427. Why are those logs moving?Copy !req
428. Those aren't logs.Copy !req
429. I got dibs on the big one.Copy !req
430. Where'd they go?Copy !req
431. Where'd they go?Copy !req
432. - I saw 'em first!
- Come here, you tasty morsel!Copy !req
433. That's my tail, pea brain!Copy !req
434. - Where did they go?
- Psst!Copy !req
435. Lower the vine.Copy !req
436. Find your own tree.Copy !req
437. - There he is!
- I see him!Copy !req
438. All right. Look.
Help me get out of this swamp,Copy !req
439. and once I marry Charlotte,
I shall get you your restaurant.Copy !req
440. Y'all gonna taste so good
basted and battered and fried!Copy !req
441. Quick, quick! Pull me up!Copy !req
442. You can hop,
but you can't hide!Copy !req
443. We got all night.Copy !req
444. Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.Copy !req
445. So we may as well get comfortable...Copy !req
446. Keep your slimy self
away from me!Copy !req
447. I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!Copy !req
448. Rise and shine,
sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.Copy !req
449. Huh?Copy !req
450. We got to get back to New Orleans
and undo this mess you got us into.Copy !req
451. I was not the one parading around
with a phony-baloney tiara.Copy !req
452. Music to paddle by.Copy !req
453. I could use a little help.Copy !req
454. Oh! I will play a little louder.Copy !req
455. How about a little less picking and a…Copy !req
456. I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!Copy !req
457. Play it, brother!Copy !req
458. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
459. Where you been all my life?Copy !req
460. Where did you learn to
play like that?Copy !req
461. Why, the bayou's the best jazz school
in the world.Copy !req
462. All the greats play the riverboats.Copy !req
463. Old Louis would give anything to be
up there jamming with the big boys.Copy !req
464. - Why don't you?
- Oh, I tried once.Copy !req
465. It didn't end well.Copy !req
466. Uh-huh. It has been a real pleasure
meeting you, Louis.Copy !req
467. And thank you kindly for not eating us,
but we best be on our way.Copy !req
468. Where… Where y'all going?Copy !req
469. To find somebody to break this spell.Copy !req
470. What spell?Copy !req
471. Brace yourself, my scaly friend.Copy !req
472. We are not frogs.Copy !req
473. We are humans.Copy !req
474. Y'all serious?Copy !req
475. I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.
And she is Tiana, the waitress.Copy !req
476. Do not kiss her.Copy !req
477. Now, just a second.Copy !req
478. This goon here got himself turned into
a frog by a voodoo man, and now—Copy !req
479. Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?Copy !req
480. Mama who-dee?Copy !req
481. Mama Odie.
She the voodoo queen of the bayou.Copy !req
482. She got magic and spells,
all kind of hoodoo.Copy !req
483. Could you take us to her?Copy !req
484. Through the deepest,
darkest part of the bayou?Copy !req
485. Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes
and trappers and hunters with guns?Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. Watch and learn.Copy !req
488. Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you
with your dream.Copy !req
489. If only you were smaller, less toothy,Copy !req
490. you could play jazz to adoring crowds
without scaring them.Copy !req
491. Anyway, enjoy your loneliness,
my friend.Copy !req
492. Cute, but it's not going to…Copy !req
493. Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!Copy !req
494. What if I ask Mama Odie
to turn me human?Copy !req
495. Louis! You are a genius!Copy !req
496. Hallelujah!Copy !req
497. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
498. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
499. Oh, thank you.
I love you, too, baby.Copy !req
500. Eh, Louis?Copy !req
501. You are getting married!Copy !req
502. Oh, right.Copy !req
503. I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!Copy !req
504. Prince Naveen, dear,
I am positively mortifiedCopy !req
505. you had to endure
that frog fiasco last night.Copy !req
506. Well, when you're next in line
for the throne,Copy !req
507. you're poised like a panther,Copy !req
508. ready to expect the unexpected.Copy !req
509. Your ear?Copy !req
510. What? Oh!Copy !req
511. Those pesky mosquitoes.Copy !req
512. They're everywhere. Please.Copy !req
513. Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore
the throbbing of my…Copy !req
514. …heart.Copy !req
515. Even though our time together
has been brief, it's been heavenly!Copy !req
516. Land sakes, Prince Naveen!Copy !req
517. You got me blushing like a—Copy !req
518. Would you do me the honor of
becoming Princess of Maldonia?Copy !req
519. Are you serious?Copy !req
520. As the plague.Copy !req
521. Yes!Copy !req
522. Oh, I most definitely will marry you!Copy !req
523. There's so much to plan!
I mean, the guest list,Copy !req
524. the dress, the music,
the flowers, the shoes…Copy !req
525. We're going to have ourselves
a Mardi Gras wedding!Copy !req
526. No!Copy !req
527. What do we do now?Copy !req
528. Because somebody let
our froggy prince go, Larry,Copy !req
529. I'm reduced to asking for help
from my friends on the other side.Copy !req
530. Now, this restaurant of yours,
is it going to have étouffée?Copy !req
531. Jambalaya, gumbo.
It's going to have it all.Copy !req
532. I've always wanted to try red beans
and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.Copy !req
533. Oh stop, Louis.Copy !req
534. You two are making me so very hungry.Copy !req
535. Interesting.Copy !req
536. What are you doing?Copy !req
537. Shh!
You are frightening the food.Copy !req
538. This is harder than it looks.Copy !req
539. What? Oh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
540. There is no way I am kissing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.Copy !req
541. No! No, no.Copy !req
542. Hello.Copy !req
543. Hold still.Copy !req
544. Stop moving!
You are making this very difficult!Copy !req
545. Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.Copy !req
546. Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.Copy !req
547. No, no…
Don't…Copy !req
548. How's that?Copy !req
549. This could be a little better.Copy !req
550. You know what this needs?Copy !req
551. A sharp stick! Be right back.Copy !req
552. - This is all your fault.
- My fault? My fault…Copy !req
553. Let me tell you something.
I was having a wonderful time until…Copy !req
554. Coo! Well, looky here!Copy !req
555. Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend
got a little carried away. Am I right?Copy !req
556. - Oh, no, no!
- Do not be ridiculous!Copy !req
557. - He's not my boyfriend!
- I am the Prince of Maldonia!Copy !req
558. Let me shine a little light
on the situation.Copy !req
559. Excuse me.Copy !req
560. One more time now.Copy !req
561. That's more better. Yeah.Copy !req
562. Oh, it's okay, baby.
I don't explode me.Copy !req
563. I ain't no firecracker!Copy !req
564. I just got my big butt glowing,
that's right!Copy !req
565. Women like a man
with a big back porch!Copy !req
566. Lord, you done this up
real good, for sure.Copy !req
567. - Now where this go to at?
- Me.Copy !req
568. Hang on, Cap.
I'm just going to give a little twist here.Copy !req
569. Gettin' to know each other now!Copy !req
570. About time I introduce myself.Copy !req
571. My name Raymond,
but everybody call me "Ray."Copy !req
572. Pardon me, but your accent,
it's funny, no?Copy !req
573. I'm a Cajun, brah.
Born and bred in the bayou.Copy !req
574. Y'all must be new around here, huh?Copy !req
575. Actually, we are from a place
far, far away from this world.Copy !req
576. Go to bed!
Y'all from Shreveport?Copy !req
577. No. No, no, no. We are people.Copy !req
578. Prince Charming here
got himself turned into a frogCopy !req
579. by a voodoo witch doctor.Copy !req
580. Well, there you go.Copy !req
581. And we were on our way to Mama Odie's,
we think maybe she can—Copy !req
582. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mama Odie?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
583. Y'all headed
the wrong directional, Chère.Copy !req
584. Now what kind of chucklehead
told y'all to go this way?Copy !req
585. I found a stick!Copy !req
586. Louis.Copy !req
587. Ray here says you've been taking us
in the wrong direction.Copy !req
588. I was… well, listen.Copy !req
589. I was confused by the topography
and the geographyCopy !req
590. and the choreography and…Copy !req
591. First rule of the bayou,
never take direction from a gator.Copy !req
592. Why, me and my relationals
will help show y'all the way.Copy !req
593. Hey, Cousin Randy!Copy !req
594. You ready for
a little bayou zydeco?Copy !req
595. Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.Copy !req
596. All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.Copy !req
597. Come on, Chère!
Just follow the bouncing butt!Copy !req
598. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
599. We got the whole family.Copy !req
600. There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.Copy !req
601. Oh, Grandmama! Your light out!Copy !req
602. Hmm?Copy !req
603. Yeah, you know!Copy !req
604. Come on, y'all!Copy !req
605. Keep that line flowin'
and the lights a-glowin'!Copy !req
606. Yeah, you're right!Copy !req
607. Friends, I know I'm in hock
to y'all pretty deep already,Copy !req
608. but seems our little froggy prince
lost his wayCopy !req
609. and I need your generous assistance
getting him back.Copy !req
610. I hear you!
Now, what's in it for y'all?Copy !req
611. Well, as soon as I dispose
of Big Daddy La BouffCopy !req
612. and I'm running this town,Copy !req
613. I'll have the entire
city of New OrleansCopy !req
614. in the palm of my hand.Copy !req
615. And you'll have all the wayward souls
your dark little hearts desire.Copy !req
616. Y'all love that, don't you?Copy !req
617. So, we got ourselves a deal?Copy !req
618. Now we're cooking!
We're going to find ourselves a frog!Copy !req
619. Search everywhere!
The bayou, the Quarter.Copy !req
620. Bring him to me alive.
I need his heart pumping…Copy !req
621. …for now.Copy !req
622. I'll take them
the rest of the way.Copy !req
623. - Nice meeting y'all!
- Bye-bye, Pookie!Copy !req
624. Will do, Cousin Ray!Copy !req
625. And don't forget to tell Angela,
Ray-Ray say, "Bonne chance!"Copy !req
626. - That's your girl?
- Oh, no, no.Copy !req
627. My girl? Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
628. That's Evangeline.Copy !req
629. Evangeline?Copy !req
630. She the most prettiest firefly
ever did glow.Copy !req
631. You know, I talk to Evangeline
most every night.Copy !req
632. She's kind of shy.
Don't say much.Copy !req
633. And I know in my heart,Copy !req
634. someday, we're
gonna be together, yeah.Copy !req
635. - Aw! That's so sweet.
- Yeah, so sweet.Copy !req
636. Just do not settle down so quickly,
my friend.Copy !req
637. There are plenty of fireflies
in the swamp.Copy !req
638. What?Copy !req
639. Pricker bushes got me!Copy !req
640. Gator down! Gator down!Copy !req
641. The darkness is closing in!
I'm so cold.Copy !req
642. Will you hold still, you big baby?Copy !req
643. I ain't touched it yet.Copy !req
644. Oh! Take a look at them 2 jumpers.Copy !req
645. I can taste them frog legs already.Copy !req
646. Bet they taste real good
with the sauce piquante, right, Pa?Copy !req
647. Will you keep quiet?Copy !req
648. Ow.Copy !req
649. Oh! My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.Copy !req
650. It's time to catch us some frogs!Copy !req
651. You know, waitress,Copy !req
652. I have finally figured out
what is wrong with you.Copy !req
653. Have you now?Copy !req
654. You do not know
how to have fun. There.Copy !req
655. - Somebody had to say it.
- Thank you,Copy !req
656. because I figured out
what your problem is, too.Copy !req
657. I'm too wonderful?Copy !req
658. No, you're a no-'count, philandering,
lazy bump on a log.Copy !req
659. Killjoy.Copy !req
660. - What'd you say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
661. - Stick in the mud.
- Listen here, mister.Copy !req
662. This stick in the mud has had to work
2 jobs her whole lifeCopy !req
663. while you've been
sucking on a silver spoonCopy !req
664. chasing chambermaids
around your ivory tower!Copy !req
665. Actually, it's polished marble.Copy !req
666. I got me one, boys!
Y'all get that little one over there!Copy !req
667. That's good hunting today,
yes, indeed!Copy !req
668. Hunters with guns!Copy !req
669. Look at them big frog legs.Copy !req
670. I want me some corn bread
with this dinner!Copy !req
671. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
672. A bug got to do
what a bug got to do!Copy !req
673. I think I done chipped my favorite tooth.Copy !req
674. Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help…Copy !req
675. Pa! We got one!Copy !req
676. Shush now! Get on quiet there!Copy !req
677. What happened to yours?Copy !req
678. Shut your trap, Darnell!Copy !req
679. Free!Copy !req
680. Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?Copy !req
681. Yeah. I sure did.Copy !req
682. What are you two gawking at?Copy !req
683. Just missed him!Copy !req
684. I will make him pay for his insolence!Copy !req
685. Two Fingers!
I need some help over here!Copy !req
686. - Now! Go!
- Would you stop that?Copy !req
687. Hold still.Copy !req
688. No, no, no.
No, you idiot, not there!Copy !req
689. Watch this.Copy !req
690. Missed it!Copy !req
691. Get them froggies!Copy !req
692. Ow…Copy !req
693. These 2 ain't like
no frogs I ever seen.Copy !req
694. They smart.Copy !req
695. And we talk, too.Copy !req
696. You all right there, little bug?Copy !req
697. I'm fine. But your breath
done near kill me to death.Copy !req
698. - Would you mind?
- I got you covered, brah.Copy !req
699. Much obliged, peewee.Copy !req
700. Now how about the other side?Copy !req
701. "And we talk, too." I like that.
You are secretly funny.Copy !req
702. - Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
- Well, I wouldn't go…Copy !req
703. - All right. You're not exactly…
- I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
704. …a complete stick deep in the mud.Copy !req
705. Easy. Easy!Copy !req
706. This one in there, ain't it?
Hold on.Copy !req
707. Holy…!Copy !req
708. Aw, now, Chère, I know we gots to get
to Mama Odie lickety-split, but…Copy !req
709. this particular extractification
is going to take a while, yeah.Copy !req
710. Oh. Poor Louis.Copy !req
711. You know what would make me
feel better?Copy !req
712. Crawfish smothered in
remoulade sauce… Mercy!Copy !req
713. - Just a little more!
- With some Bananas FosterCopy !req
714. sprinkled with pralines…Copy !req
715. Oh, Mama!Copy !req
716. - How about some swamp gumbo?
- That will do.Copy !req
717. Sounds delicious.
I'll start with a pre-dinner cocktailCopy !req
718. and something to nibble on
while I wait. Thanks.Copy !req
719. No, no, no, your royal highness.Copy !req
720. You are going to
mince these mushrooms.Copy !req
721. - D-do what?
- Mince the mushrooms!Copy !req
722. Hop to it!Copy !req
723. - Little ridiculous.
- Are you mincing?Copy !req
724. All right! Relax.Copy !req
725. One.Copy !req
726. Step aside, mister.Copy !req
727. Watch and learn.Copy !req
728. Oh! All right.Copy !req
729. There you go.Copy !req
730. You know, I've never done
anything like this before.Copy !req
731. - Really?
- All right.Copy !req
732. But when you live in a castle,
everything is done for you.Copy !req
733. All the time. They dress you.
They feed you. Drive you.Copy !req
734. Brush your teeth.Copy !req
735. Oh, poor baby.Copy !req
736. I admit it was a charmed life
until the day my parents cut me off,Copy !req
737. and suddenly I realized…Copy !req
738. I don't know how to do anything.Copy !req
739. Well, hey, you got the makings
of a decent mushroom mincer.Copy !req
740. Oh, you think so?Copy !req
741. Keep practicing
and I just might hire you.Copy !req
742. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
743. Come on! What was that?
That was below the frog belt.Copy !req
744. …you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"Copy !req
745. And you say, "That a ugly fish, yeah."Copy !req
746. Anyone for seconds?Copy !req
747. That was magnificent!
You truly have a gift.Copy !req
748. Why, thank you.Copy !req
749. There she is.Copy !req
750. The sweetest firefly in all creation.Copy !req
751. Evangeline?Copy !req
752. I want to meet this girl.
Where she at?Copy !req
753. How you can miss her?Copy !req
754. She glowing right up there
in front of y'all.Copy !req
755. That ain't no fire—Copy !req
756. I adore you.Copy !req
757. I'm just translating.Copy !req
758. Oh no, I don't dance.Copy !req
759. I've never danced.Copy !req
760. If I can mince, you can dance.Copy !req
761. Ah!Copy !req
762. Lottie's getting herself
one heck of a dance partner.Copy !req
763. We, um…
we best be pushing on.Copy !req
764. Tiana!Copy !req
765. Naveen!Copy !req
766. No, no, no!Copy !req
767. Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.Copy !req
768. Now which one of you naughty children
been messing with the Shadow Man?Copy !req
769. We're so glad we found you,
Mama Odie.Copy !req
770. Ray and Louis here
have been telling us all about you.Copy !req
771. We've been traveling quite a long way,Copy !req
772. and you can't imagine what
we've been through. And we…Copy !req
773. - And we heard that you…
- Juju!Copy !req
774. Come on over here,
you bad boy.Copy !req
775. Give us a little sugar, now.Copy !req
776. Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?Copy !req
777. Good to see you again, Ray.Copy !req
778. How's your grandmama?Copy !req
779. Oh, she's fine.Copy !req
780. Got in a little trouble
for flashing the neighbors again.Copy !req
781. Oooh, I like that gal's spunk!Copy !req
782. Mama Odie.Copy !req
783. - We don't wanna take too much of your time—
- Y'all want some candy?Copy !req
784. - Not really.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
785. Well, now, that's too bad.
It's a special candy.Copy !req
786. Would have turned y'all human.Copy !req
787. - Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!
- No! Please!Copy !req
788. I'm just messing with y'all.Copy !req
789. How on Earth did you know
that we wanted to turn back—Copy !req
790. - Mama Odie?
- Juju!Copy !req
791. Why didn't you tell me
my gumbo was burning?Copy !req
792. You sure this is the right
blind voodoo ladyCopy !req
793. - who lives in a boat in a tree in the bayou?
- Pretty sure.Copy !req
794. Can't believe this.
Got to do everything around here.Copy !req
795. - Mama Odie, if you…
- Taste this!Copy !req
796. Well?Copy !req
797. Hit it hard with a couple shots
of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.Copy !req
798. - Now, can we…
- Juju!Copy !req
799. That's got some zang to it!Copy !req
800. That's just what it needed.Copy !req
801. Now, y'all figure out what you need?Copy !req
802. It's just like you said, Mama Odie.
We need to be human.Copy !req
803. Ha!Copy !req
804. Y'all ain't got the sense
you was born with!Copy !req
805. Y'all want to be human,Copy !req
806. but you're blind
to what you need!Copy !req
807. What we want? What we need?
Is all the same thing, yes?Copy !req
808. Is the same thing? No!Copy !req
809. You listen to your mama now.Copy !req
810. - Miss Froggy.
- Ma'am?Copy !req
811. - Might I have a word?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
812. You's a hard one, that's what I heard.Copy !req
813. Well, Miss Froggy,Copy !req
814. do you understand
what you need now, child?Copy !req
815. Yes. I do, Mama Odie.Copy !req
816. I need to dig a little deeper
and work even harderCopy !req
817. to get my restaurant.Copy !req
818. All right, y'all, one more time!Copy !req
819. Nobody is going to sing with Ray?
Okay.Copy !req
820. Well, if y'all are
set on being human,Copy !req
821. there's only one way.Copy !req
822. Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.Copy !req
823. We need a princess,Copy !req
824. whatcha got?Copy !req
825. Lottie? But she's not a princess.Copy !req
826. Hush up and look at the gumbo.Copy !req
827. Ta-da!Copy !req
828. That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the Mardi Gras parade.Copy !req
829. So that makes Lottie…Copy !req
830. …a princess.Copy !req
831. - Does that count?
- Yes, it does,Copy !req
832. but only till midnight
when Mardi Gras is over.Copy !req
833. Hop-along, you only got till then
to get that princess to kiss you.Copy !req
834. Once she does, boom!Copy !req
835. You both turn human!Copy !req
836. - Midnight?
- That doesn't give us much time at all.Copy !req
837. What about me, Mama?Copy !req
838. I want to be human, too,
so I can play jazz with the big boys.Copy !req
839. I want fingers and toes
and a bellybutton.Copy !req
840. Not the kind that sticks out
but the kind that goes in.Copy !req
841. Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,
you'll find everything you need.Copy !req
842. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
843. There's a lot of river
between here and New Orleans.Copy !req
844. Y'all best get to swimming.Copy !req
845. Wait! I got a better idea.Copy !req
846. They got guns!Copy !req
847. Man, that is one killer-diller costume!Copy !req
848. Hey, gator, can you blow that horn?Copy !req
849. Come on. Sit in with us!
We're playing Mardi Gras.Copy !req
850. We can't miss this! Little Louis
going to finally play with the big boys!Copy !req
851. Naveen, you coming?Copy !req
852. Oh!Copy !req
853. I'll catch up with you later.Copy !req
854. Oh, Evangeline.Copy !req
855. Why can't I just look
Tiana in the eye and say,Copy !req
856. "I will do whatever it takes to make
all your dreams come true because…Copy !req
857. "Because I love you"?Copy !req
858. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap!
You making goo-goo eyes at my girl?Copy !req
859. That's it! Put 'em up!Copy !req
860. I'm going to make
some shoes out of you!Copy !req
861. No, Ray! I am not in love with Evangeline.
I am in love with Tiana!Copy !req
862. Ooh! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
You come here, you.Copy !req
863. I can no longer marry
Miss Charlotte La Bouff.Copy !req
864. You're going to be
happy together!Copy !req
865. I'll find another way
to get Tiana a restaurant.Copy !req
866. You gonna have
the cutest little tadpoles!Copy !req
867. Get a job.
Maybe 2. Maybe 3.Copy !req
868. I can't wait to tell Chère!Copy !req
869. No, no, no.
I must tell her. Alone.Copy !req
870. Right. You rascal!Copy !req
871. Where you taking me?Copy !req
872. Oh, I just wanted to show you
a little somethingCopy !req
873. to celebrate our last night together
as frogs.Copy !req
874. Oh!Copy !req
875. All my years,Copy !req
876. no one's ever done
anything like this for me.Copy !req
877. It is too much, is it not?Copy !req
878. Thank you, Beaux.Copy !req
879. I thought it was a nice touch.Copy !req
880. Pretend you did not see that.
Please, please, sit down.Copy !req
881. - What's this?
- Ta-da!Copy !req
882. - You minced.
- I did!Copy !req
883. You have had
quite an influence on me,Copy !req
884. which is amazing because I have dated
thousands of women and…Copy !req
885. No, like 2, 3…
just other women.Copy !req
886. And anyway, listen.Copy !req
887. You could not be more different,
you know? You are practically…Copy !req
888. …one of the guys.Copy !req
889. No, no, no. You are not a guy.
Let me begin again.Copy !req
890. I'm not myself tonight.Copy !req
891. Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.Copy !req
892. - This is a disaster.
- No. It's cute.Copy !req
893. - Tiana, I…
- There it is!Copy !req
894. Your restaurant?Copy !req
895. Can't you just picture it?
All lit up like the 4th of July.Copy !req
896. - Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window!
- It should be elegant.Copy !req
897. But you got to keep it loose,
got to let it swing.Copy !req
898. - You know a good ukulele player?
- Really? You'd let me perform?Copy !req
899. I'll talk to the owner…
Owner says yes.Copy !req
900. Folks are going to be coming together
from all walks of lifeCopy !req
901. just to get a taste of our food.Copy !req
902. Our food?Copy !req
903. Huh? Oh, no. My daddy.Copy !req
904. We always wanted
to open this restaurant.Copy !req
905. He died before he could see it happen.Copy !req
906. But tomorrow, with your help,
our dream is finally coming true.Copy !req
907. - Tomorrow?
- If I don't deliver that moneyCopy !req
908. first thing tomorrow,
I lose this place forever.Copy !req
909. Tiana, I love…Copy !req
910. the way you light up
when you talk about your dream.Copy !req
911. A dream that… It is so beautiful, I…Copy !req
912. I promise I will do whatever it takes
to make it come true.Copy !req
913. Port of New Orleans, all ashore!Copy !req
914. I'll go round up the boys.Copy !req
915. Evangeline,Copy !req
916. I've always been so sure about
what I wanted, but now I…Copy !req
917. What do I do?Copy !req
918. Please tell me.Copy !req
919. Prince Naveen, darling.Copy !req
920. You'd better hurry up.Copy !req
921. Don't want to be late
for our Mardi Gras wedding.Copy !req
922. Um… getting dressed!Copy !req
923. Just a few more minutes,
my dearest heart.Copy !req
924. Okay, honey lamb.
We'll be waiting in the Packard.Copy !req
925. Daddy, start the car!Copy !req
926. Oh, my heavens, I'm doomed!
Ow!Copy !req
927. No, Larry!Copy !req
928. I'm the one who's doomed.
Unless we get that frog's blood in—Copy !req
929. Ah!Copy !req
930. We are back in business, boys!Copy !req
931. Get your filthy hands off me!
Lawrence!Copy !req
932. Oh, now hold still,
Your Eminence.Copy !req
933. Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!Copy !req
934. Ray!Copy !req
935. Have you seen Naveen?Copy !req
936. Look at you.
Where the ring at?Copy !req
937. What are you talking about?Copy !req
938. Well, if Cap didn't say nothing,
I ain't gonna say nothingCopy !req
939. 'cause old Ray's sealed up
tight as a drum.Copy !req
940. - You ain't gettin' nothin' out of me, no!
- Ray.Copy !req
941. Okay, Cap not gonna marry Charlotte,
he going to marry you!Copy !req
942. Soon as he get himself kissed
and y'all both turn human,Copy !req
943. he's going to find a job,
get you that restaurant—Copy !req
944. I said too much, didn't I?Copy !req
945. You said just enough, Ray!
Thank you, Evangeline.Copy !req
946. He was trying to propose!
That's what all that fumbling was about!Copy !req
947. And here I thought all he wanted
was to marry a rich girl!Copy !req
948. Woah, woah, Chère!Copy !req
949. What are we looking for again?Copy !req
950. You just keep your eyes out
for the biggest, gaudiest floatCopy !req
951. with a Mardi Gras princess
about to kiss herself a—Copy !req
952. A frog.Copy !req
953. Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here tonightCopy !req
954. in this fine celebration to join togetherCopy !req
955. this prince and this young woman
in holy matrimony.Copy !req
956. Oh, no. This can't be right, darling.Copy !req
957. And how you can still be a frog?Copy !req
958. Mama Odie, she…Copy !req
959. I know what we seen
with our eyes, but…Copy !req
960. if we just go back that way,Copy !req
961. we're going to find out
your fairy tale come true.Copy !req
962. Just because you wish for something
doesn't make it true.Copy !req
963. Oh, mon chère, it's like my Evangeline
always said to me…Copy !req
964. Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!Copy !req
965. A big ball of hot air
a million miles from here!Copy !req
966. Open your eyes now,
before you get hurt.Copy !req
967. She just speakin'
out a broken heart.Copy !req
968. That's all that is.Copy !req
969. Come on, Evangeline.Copy !req
970. We're gonna show Chère the truth!Copy !req
971. If any of you objects to the union
of these 2 people,Copy !req
972. speak now or forever hold your peace.Copy !req
973. Me! Me! I object!Copy !req
974. Do you, Prince Naveen,
take Charlotte to be your wife?Copy !req
975. Cap, what you doing, son?Copy !req
976. …as you both shall live?Copy !req
977. What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.Copy !req
978. - Do you, Charlotte La Bouff…
- Is that you, Cap?Copy !req
979. Ray! Get me out of this box!Copy !req
980. I can't hear you!
I'm gonna get you out this box!Copy !req
981. …to keep yourself only unto him,
as long as you both shall live?Copy !req
982. Oh, I do.Copy !req
983. And so, by the power
vested in me by the state of Louisiana,Copy !req
984. I now pronounce you man and…Copy !req
985. Prince Naveen!Copy !req
986. Oh, goodness gracious!
Are you all right?Copy !req
987. I just need a moment
to compose myself.Copy !req
988. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
989. Lawrence, why are you doing this?Copy !req
990. As payback for
all those years of humiliation.Copy !req
991. Get your royal rump back on that
wedding cake and finish this deal!Copy !req
992. No!Copy !req
993. What's he doing? Stop him!Copy !req
994. I've got it! It got me, too.Copy !req
995. - Let go of that!
- Stay out of sight!Copy !req
996. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
997. Ray?Copy !req
998. Hey, why did you stop?Copy !req
999. He's a real gator!Copy !req
1000. Chère! Chère!Copy !req
1001. Ray?Copy !req
1002. This proves what we saw
ain't what we thought we saw!Copy !req
1003. - What is this?
- It's a voodoo hayacall.Copy !req
1004. The Shadow Man,
he been using it for the—Copy !req
1005. You can't let Shadow Man get this,
no matter what!Copy !req
1006. Now run, girl! Run!Copy !req
1007. Don't make me light my butt!Copy !req
1008. I'm gonna get you!
I got a lotta more me! Come here, you!Copy !req
1009. Who's next?Copy !req
1010. Ray!Copy !req
1011. Ray?Copy !req
1012. Back off, or I'm going to break this thing
into a million pieces!Copy !req
1013. Naveen?Copy !req
1014. Now, isn't this a whole lot betterCopy !req
1015. than hopping around the bayou
for the rest of your life?Copy !req
1016. Shadow Man.Copy !req
1017. Gotta hand it to you, Tiana.Copy !req
1018. When you dream, you dream big.Copy !req
1019. Just look at this place.Copy !req
1020. Gonna be the crown jewel
of the Crescent City!Copy !req
1021. And all you got to do
to make this a realityCopy !req
1022. is hand over
that little old talisman of mine.Copy !req
1023. No. This is not right.Copy !req
1024. Come on now, darling.
Think of everything you've sacrificed.Copy !req
1025. - Girl, all you ever do is work.
- I told y'all she wouldn't come.Copy !req
1026. Think of all those naysayers
who doubted you.Copy !req
1027. You ain't never gonna get enough
for the down payment.Copy !req
1028. …little woman of your background,
you're better off where you're at.Copy !req
1029. And don't forget your poor daddy.Copy !req
1030. - Now that was one hard-working man.
- See you in the morning, James.Copy !req
1031. Double, sometime triple shifts.Copy !req
1032. Never letting on how bone tired
and beat down he really was.Copy !req
1033. - Daddy!
- Hey, babycakes!Copy !req
1034. Shame all that hard workCopy !req
1035. didn't amount to much more
than a busted-up old gumbo potCopy !req
1036. and a dream that
never got off the back porch.Copy !req
1037. But you?Copy !req
1038. You can give your poor daddy
everything he ever wanted.Copy !req
1039. Come on, Tiana.Copy !req
1040. You're almost there.Copy !req
1041. My daddy never did get
what he wanted.Copy !req
1042. But he had what he needed.Copy !req
1043. He had love.Copy !req
1044. He never lost sight of
what was really important.Copy !req
1045. - Easy with that. Careful.
- And neither will I!Copy !req
1046. Y'all should have taken my deal.Copy !req
1047. Now you're gonna spend
the rest of your lifeCopy !req
1048. being a slimy, little frog.Copy !req
1049. I've got news for
you, Shadow Man.Copy !req
1050. It's not slime. It's mucus!Copy !req
1051. No! No!Copy !req
1052. How am I ever going to pay back
my debt?Copy !req
1053. Friends!Copy !req
1054. No! I'm not ready at all!Copy !req
1055. In fact, I got lots more plans.Copy !req
1056. This is just a minor setback
in a major operation.Copy !req
1057. As soon as I whip up
another spell, we'll be back in business!Copy !req
1058. I still got that froggy prince
locked away!Copy !req
1059. I just need a little more time.Copy !req
1060. No, please!Copy !req
1061. Just a little more time!Copy !req
1062. I promise I'll pay y'all back!
I promise!Copy !req
1063. Hush.Copy !req
1064. Prince! Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1065. Your shy and retiring bride-to-be
is getting antsy!Copy !req
1066. Hello, darling.Copy !req
1067. Miss La Bouff! Please, down here!Copy !req
1068. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
1069. I am the real Prince Naveen—Copy !req
1070. —of Maldonia.Copy !req
1071. Did you say "Prince"?Copy !req
1072. Boys, drag this maggot
down to the parish prison.Copy !req
1073. I'm completely innocent!
Now, the Shadow Man bamboozled me!Copy !req
1074. Goodness gracious.Copy !req
1075. This is so much to absorb.Copy !req
1076. Let me see if I got this right.Copy !req
1077. If I kiss you before midnight,
you and Tiana will turn human again?Copy !req
1078. And then we're gonna
get ourselves married,Copy !req
1079. and live happily ever after, the end!Copy !req
1080. Yeah, more or less. But remember,Copy !req
1081. you must give Tiana all the money
she requires for her restaurant.Copy !req
1082. Because Tiana…Copy !req
1083. …she is my Evangeline.Copy !req
1084. Anything you want, sugar.Copy !req
1085. Pucker up, buttercup.Copy !req
1086. - Wait!
- Tiana?Copy !req
1087. - Tiana?
- Don't do this.Copy !req
1088. I have to do this.
And we are running out of time.Copy !req
1089. I won't let you!Copy !req
1090. It's the only way to get you your dream!Copy !req
1091. My dream?Copy !req
1092. My dream wouldn't be completeCopy !req
1093. without you in it.Copy !req
1094. I love you, Naveen.Copy !req
1095. - Warts and all?
- Warts and all.Copy !req
1096. All my life, I read about
true love in fairy tales, and…Copy !req
1097. …Tia, you found it!Copy !req
1098. I'll kiss him. For you, honey.Copy !req
1099. No marriage required.Copy !req
1100. Oh, my word!Copy !req
1101. Maybe that old
clock's a little fast!Copy !req
1102. Huh?Copy !req
1103. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1104. Tiana! Naveen!Copy !req
1105. Louis, what is it?Copy !req
1106. Shadow Man done
laid poor Ray low.Copy !req
1107. - Ray.
- He's hurting awful bad.Copy !req
1108. Hey, Chère,Copy !req
1109. - how come you're still…
- We're staying frogs, Ray.Copy !req
1110. And we're staying together.Copy !req
1111. Oh!Copy !req
1112. I like that very much.Copy !req
1113. Evangeline likes that, too.Copy !req
1114. And so by the power vested in me,Copy !req
1115. I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.Copy !req
1116. Get to it, Hop-along!
Give your lovely bride some sugar!Copy !req
1117. Congratulations.Copy !req
1118. This going to be good!Copy !req
1119. Like I told y'all,
kissing a princess breaks the spell.Copy !req
1120. Once you became my wife,
that made you—Copy !req
1121. A princess.
You just kissed yourself a princess.Copy !req
1122. And I'm about to do it again.Copy !req
1123. Who would have thought the prince
would've had a younger brother!Copy !req
1124. How old did you say you were?Copy !req
1125. I'm 6 and a half.Copy !req
1126. Well, I've waited this long.Copy !req