1. /The Evening Star is shining brightCopy !req
2. /So make a wish and hold on tightCopy !req
3. /There's magic in the air tonightCopy !req
4. /And anything can happenCopy !req
5. "Just at that moment,Copy !req
6. "the ugly little frogCopy !req
7. looked up with his sad,
round eyes and pleaded,Copy !req
8. "'Oh, please, dear princess,Copy !req
9. "'only a kiss from you can
break this terrible spellCopy !req
10. "'that was inflicted on
me by a wicked witch!'"Copy !req
11. Here comes my favorite part.Copy !req
12. "And the beautiful princessCopy !req
13. was so moved by his desperate pleaCopy !req
14. "that she stooped down, picked
up the slippery creature,Copy !req
15. "leaned forward, raised him to her lips,Copy !req
16. "and kissed that little frog!Copy !req
17. "Then, the frog was transformed
into a handsome prince.Copy !req
18. "They were married and lived
happily ever after. The end."Copy !req
19. Read it again! Read it again!Copy !req
20. Sorry, Charlotte. It's time
for us to be heading home.Copy !req
21. Say "good night," Tiana.Copy !req
22. There is no way in this whole wide worldCopy !req
23. I would ever, ever, ever...Copy !req
24. I mean, never kiss a frog. Yuck!Copy !req
25. Is that so?Copy !req
26. Well, here's your Prince Charming, Tia.Copy !req
27. - Come on. Kiss him.
- No.Copy !req
28. - Kiss him!
- Stop it!Copy !req
29. - Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
- I won't, I won't, I won't!Copy !req
30. I would do it. I would kiss a frog.Copy !req
31. I would kiss a hundred frogsCopy !req
32. if I could marry a prince
and be a princess.Copy !req
33. You girls, stop tormenting
that poor little kitty.Copy !req
34. Poor little thing.Copy !req
35. Evening, Eudora.Copy !req
36. Daddy! Daddy! Look at my
new dress. Isn't it pretty?Copy !req
37. Look at you.Copy !req
38. Why, I'd expect nothing lessCopy !req
39. from the finest seamstress
in New Orleans.Copy !req
40. I want that dress!Copy !req
41. - Now, sugarplum...
- I want that one!Copy !req
42. Please, please, please, please!Copy !req
43. Eudora, you suppose you could
whip something up like that?Copy !req
44. Anything for my best customer.Copy !req
45. Come along, Tiana. Your daddy
should be home from work by now.Copy !req
46. All right now, princess, you're
getting that dress, but that's it.Copy !req
47. No more Mr. Pushover.Copy !req
48. Now, who wants a puppy?Copy !req
49. I do! I do! He's so cute!Copy !req
50. Gumbo smells good, Tiana.Copy !req
51. I think it's done, Daddy.Copy !req
52. Yeah? Are you sure?Copy !req
53. - Absolutely positive?
- Yes.Copy !req
54. Okay, I'm about to put
this spoon in my...Copy !req
55. Wait!Copy !req
56. Done.Copy !req
57. - What?
- Well, sweetheart,Copy !req
58. this is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!Copy !req
59. Come here. Eudora, our
little girl's got a gift.Copy !req
60. I could've told you that.Copy !req
61. A gift this special
just got to be shared.Copy !req
62. Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!Copy !req
63. That smells good!Copy !req
64. I got some hush puppies,
Tiana. Here I come!Copy !req
65. You know the thing about good food?Copy !req
66. It brings folks together
from all walks of life.Copy !req
67. It warms them right up and it puts
little smiles on their faces.Copy !req
68. And when I open up my own restaurant,Copy !req
69. I tell you, people are going
to line up for miles aroundCopy !req
70. just to get a taste of my food.Copy !req
71. Our food.Copy !req
72. That's right, baby. Our food.Copy !req
73. - Daddy! Look!
- Where are you going?Copy !req
74. Charlotte's fairy tale book saidCopy !req
75. if you make a wish on the Evening
Star, it's sure to come true.Copy !req
76. Well, you wish on that star, sweetheart.Copy !req
77. Yes. You wish and you dream
with all your little heart.Copy !req
78. But you remember, Tiana, thatCopy !req
79. that old star can only
take you part of the way.Copy !req
80. You got to help it along with
some hard work of your own,Copy !req
81. and then, yeah, you can do
anything you set your mind to.Copy !req
82. Just promise your daddy one thing.Copy !req
83. That you'll never, ever lose
sight of what's really important.Copy !req
84. Okay?Copy !req
85. See you in the morning, babycakes.Copy !req
86. Get some sleep.Copy !req
87. Please, please, please!Copy !req
88. Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,Copy !req
89. but every little penny counts.Copy !req
90. Don't you worry, Daddy.Copy !req
91. We'll be there soon.Copy !req
92. Good night, Cal's. Good morning, Duke's.Copy !req
93. /In the south land, there's a cityCopy !req
94. /Way down on the riverCopy !req
95. /Where the women are very
/pretty And all the men deliverCopy !req
96. /They got music, it's always playingCopy !req
97. /Start in the daytime
/Go all through the nightCopy !req
98. /When you hear that music playingCopy !req
99. /Hear what I'm sayin'
/It make you feel all rightCopy !req
100. /Grab somebody, come on downCopy !req
101. /Bring your paintbrush
/We painting the townCopy !req
102. /There's some sweetness goin' roundCopy !req
103. /Catch it down in New OrleansCopy !req
104. /We got magic, good and badCopy !req
105. /Make you happy or make you real sadCopy !req
106. /Get everything you
/want Lose what you hadCopy !req
107. /Down here in New OrleansCopy !req
108. /Hey, partner! Don't be shyCopy !req
109. /Come on down,
/yeah, and give us a tryCopy !req
110. /If you wanna do some
/livin' before you dieCopy !req
111. /Do it down in New OrleansCopy !req
112. /Stately homes and mansionsCopy !req
113. /Of the sugar barons
/and the cotton kingsCopy !req
114. /Rich people, poor
/people all got dreamsCopy !req
115. /Dreams do come true in New OrleansCopy !req
116. Order up!Copy !req
117. - Another coffee here, chère.
- Coming right up, Virgil.Copy !req
118. - Hey, Tiana!
- Morning, Georgia.Copy !req
119. - Hey, how you doing, Tiana?
- Hey, y'all.Copy !req
120. We all going out dancing
tonight. Care to join us?Copy !req
121. - Yeah, come on. Live a little.
- Come on, Tiana.Copy !req
122. - You can dance with me.
- It's Mardi Gras.Copy !req
123. You know I got 2 left
feet. Besides, I'm...Copy !req
124. You need a napkin, sweetheart?Copy !req
125. I'm going to work a
double shift tonight.Copy !req
126. Here are your hotcakes.
You know, so I can...Copy !req
127. So you can save for your
restaurant. I know, I know.Copy !req
128. Girl, all you ever do is work.Copy !req
129. - Order up!
- Maybe next time.Copy !req
130. I told y'all she wouldn't come.Copy !req
131. Are you talking about that
dang restaurant again?Copy !req
132. Buford, your eggs are burning.Copy !req
133. You ain't never going to get
enough for the down payment.Copy !req
134. - I'm getting close.
- Yeah, how close?Copy !req
135. Where are my flapjacks?Copy !req
136. You got about as much chance
of getting that restaurantCopy !req
137. as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!Copy !req
138. Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.Copy !req
139. Giddyup, giddyup.Copy !req
140. - Morning, Mr. La Bouff.
- Good morning, Tiana.Copy !req
141. Congratulations on being voted
King of the Mardi Gras parade.Copy !req
142. Caught me completely by surprise,Copy !req
143. for the 5th year in a row!Copy !req
144. Now, how about I celebrate with...Copy !req
145. Beignets? Got a fresh
batch just waiting for you.Copy !req
146. Well, keep them coming till I pass out.Copy !req
147. Tia!Copy !req
148. - Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?
- Hey, Charlotte.Copy !req
149. Tell her. Tell her, Big Daddy!Copy !req
150. Yeah, Prince Naveen...Copy !req
151. Prince Naveen of Maldonia
is coming to New Orleans!Copy !req
152. Isn't he the bee's knees?Copy !req
153. Tell her what you did,
Big Daddy. Tell her!Copy !req
154. - Well, I invited...
- Big Daddy invited the princeCopy !req
155. to our masquerade ball tonight!Copy !req
156. Tell her what else you
did, Big Daddy. Go on.Copy !req
157. - And he's staying...
- And he's staying...Copy !req
158. And he's staying in our
house as my personal guest.Copy !req
159. Lottie, that's swell.Copy !req
160. A little word of advice.
My mama always said,Copy !req
161. "The quickest way to a man's
heart is through his stomach."Copy !req
162. - That's it!
- What just happened?Copy !req
163. Tia! You are a bona fide genius.Copy !req
164. I'm going to need about 500
of your man-catching beignetsCopy !req
165. for my ball tonight.Copy !req
166. Excuse me, Daddy. Will
this about cover it?Copy !req
167. This should cover it just fine, Lottie.Copy !req
168. This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!Copy !req
169. Tonight my prince is finally coming.Copy !req
170. And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!Copy !req
171. Everything looks peachy-keen,
Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.Copy !req
172. We'll have all the paperwork ready to
sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.Copy !req
173. I'll do you one better. Why
don't I sign them tonightCopy !req
174. when I see y'all at the La
Bouffs' masquerade ball?Copy !req
175. You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!Copy !req
176. Table for one, please?Copy !req
177. Mama.Copy !req
178. Here's a little something
to help you get started.Copy !req
179. Daddy's gumbo pot.Copy !req
180. I know.Copy !req
181. I miss him, too.Copy !req
182. Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!Copy !req
183. Just look at it, Mama.Copy !req
184. Doesn't it just make you want to cry?Copy !req
185. Yes.Copy !req
186. The maitre d' is going to be
right where you're standing.Copy !req
187. And over here, a gourmet kitchen!Copy !req
188. And hanging from the ceiling,
a big old crystal chandelier!Copy !req
189. You're your daddy's daughter, all right.Copy !req
190. He used to go on and on about
this old sugar mill, too.Copy !req
191. Babycakes, I'm sure this place
is going to be just wonderful,Copy !req
192. but it's a shame you
are working so hard.Copy !req
193. But how can I let up
now when I'm so close?Copy !req
194. I got to make sure all Daddy's
hard work means something.Copy !req
195. Tiana.Copy !req
196. Your daddy may not have gotten
the place he always wanted,Copy !req
197. but he had something better.Copy !req
198. He had love.Copy !req
199. And that's all I want
for you, sweetheart,Copy !req
200. to meet your Prince CharmingCopy !req
201. and dance off into your
happily ever after.Copy !req
202. Mama! I don't have time for dancing.Copy !req
203. /That's just gonna
I have to wait a whileCopy !req
204. /How long we talking about here?Copy !req
205. /Ain't got time for messing aroundCopy !req
206. /And it's not my styleCopy !req
207. I want some grandkids!Copy !req
208. /This old town can slow you downCopy !req
209. /People taking the easy wayCopy !req
210. /But I know exactly where I'm goingCopy !req
211. /I'm getting closer
/and closer every dayCopy !req
212. /And I'm almost thereCopy !req
213. /I'm almost thereCopy !req
214. /People down here think I'm crazyCopy !req
215. /But I don't careCopy !req
216. /Trials and tribulationsCopy !req
217. /I've had my shareCopy !req
218. /There ain't nothing
/gonna stop me nowCopy !req
219. I'Cause I'm almost thereCopy !req
220. /I remember Daddy told meCopy !req
221. /Fairy tales can come trueCopy !req
222. /You got to make them happenCopy !req
223. /It all depends on youCopy !req
224. /So I work real
/hard each and every dayCopy !req
225. /Now things for
/sure are going my wayCopy !req
226. /Just doing what I doCopy !req
227. /Look out, boys, I'm coming throughCopy !req
228. /And I'm almost thereCopy !req
229. /I'm almost thereCopy !req
230. /People gonna come
/here from everywhereCopy !req
231. /And I'm almost thereCopy !req
232. /I'm almost thereCopy !req
233. /There's been
/trials and tribulationsCopy !req
234. /You know I've had my shareCopy !req
235. /But I've climbed a
/mountain I've crossed a riverCopy !req
236. /And I'm almost thereCopy !req
237. /I'm almost thereCopy !req
238. /I'm almostCopy !req
239. /thereCopy !req
240. Excuse me!Copy !req
241. You need a hand there, buddy?Copy !req
242. Yes!Copy !req
243. Sire! I've been looking
for you everywhere.Copy !req
244. What a coincidence, Lawrence.Copy !req
245. I have been avoiding you everywhere.Copy !req
246. We're going to be late
for the masquerade.Copy !req
247. Listen, Lawrence, listen!Copy !req
248. It's jazz. It's jazz music!Copy !req
249. It was born here.Copy !req
250. Is beautiful, no?Copy !req
251. No.Copy !req
252. Dance with me, fat man.Copy !req
253. Stay loose, Lawrence!Copy !req
254. We're supposed to be at
the La Bouff estate by now!Copy !req
255. Yes, yes, yes, but first I
buy everyone here a drink!Copy !req
256. With what?Copy !req
257. At this point, you have 2 choices,Copy !req
258. woo and marry a rich young ladyCopy !req
259. or get a job!Copy !req
260. All right. Fine. But first we dance!Copy !req
261. No, this is idiocy!Copy !req
262. For someone who cannot see his
feet, you're very light on them!Copy !req
263. Is perfect! You finally
got into the music.Copy !req
264. Do you get my joke?Copy !req
265. Because your head
is... It's in the tuba.Copy !req
266. - Get me out!
- All right.Copy !req
267. Hold on. One...Copy !req
268. How degrading! I've
never been so humiliated.Copy !req
269. Hello.Copy !req
270. Gentlemen!Copy !req
271. Bonjour.Copy !req
272. A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.Copy !req
273. How y'all doing?Copy !req
274. "Tarot readings, charms, potions.Copy !req
275. Dreams made real."Copy !req
276. Were I a betting man, and I'm not,
I stay away from games of chance...Copy !req
277. Sire!Copy !req
278. I'd wager I'm in the
company of visiting royalty.Copy !req
279. Lawrence. Lawrence!Copy !req
280. This remarkable gentleman
has just read my palm.Copy !req
281. Or this morning's newspaper.Copy !req
282. Sire! This chap is
obviously a charlatan.Copy !req
283. I suggest we move on to a less...Copy !req
284. /Don't you disrespect me, little manCopy !req
285. /Don't you derogate or derideCopy !req
286. /You're in my world
/now, not your worldCopy !req
287. /And I got friends on the other sideCopy !req
288. /He's got friends on the other sideCopy !req
289. That's an echo, gentlemen.Copy !req
290. Just a little something we have here
in Louisiana, little parlor trick.Copy !req
291. Don't worry.Copy !req
292. /Sit down at my tableCopy !req
293. /Put your minds at easeCopy !req
294. /If you relax, it will enable
/me to do anything I pleaseCopy !req
295. /I can read your futureCopy !req
296. /I can change it round some, tooCopy !req
297. /I look deep into
/your heart and soulCopy !req
298. You do have a soul don't you, Lawrence?Copy !req
299. /Make your wildest dreams come trueCopy !req
300. /I got voodoo, I got hoodooCopy !req
301. /I got things I ain't even triedCopy !req
302. /And I got friends on the other sideCopy !req
303. /He's got friends on the other sideCopy !req
304. /The cards, the
/cards The cards will tellCopy !req
305. /The past, the present
/and the future, as wellCopy !req
306. The cards, the cards, just take 3Copy !req
307. /Take a little trip
/into your future with meCopy !req
308. /Now you, young man
/are from across the seaCopy !req
309. /You come from 2
/long lines of royaltyCopy !req
310. I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.Copy !req
311. /Your lifestyle's highCopy !req
312. /But your funds are lowCopy !req
313. /You need to marry a little
/honey whose daddy got doughCopy !req
314. Mom and Dad cut you off, playboy?Copy !req
315. Sad but true.Copy !req
316. Now y'all got to get hitched.
But hitching ties you down.Copy !req
317. You just want to be free,
hop from place to place.Copy !req
318. But freedom takes green.Copy !req
319. /It's the green, it's the
/green It's the green you needCopy !req
320. /And when I look into your
/future it's the green that I seenCopy !req
321. /On you, little man I
/don't want to waste much timeCopy !req
322. /You been pushed round all your lifeCopy !req
323. /You been pushed
/round by your motherCopy !req
324. /And your sister and your brotherCopy !req
325. /And if you was marriedCopy !req
326. /You'd be pushed round by your wifeCopy !req
327. /But in your future, the you I seeCopy !req
328. /Is exactly the man
/you always wanted to beCopy !req
329. /Shake my handCopy !req
330. /Come on, boys Won't you
/shake a poor sinner's hand?Copy !req
331. /YesCopy !req
332. /Are you ready?Copy !req
333. /Are you ready?Copy !req
334. /Are you ready?Copy !req
335. /Transformation CentralCopy !req
336. /Transformation CentralCopy !req
337. /Reformation CentralCopy !req
338. /Reformation CentralCopy !req
339. /Transmogrification CentralCopy !req
340. /Can you feel it?Copy !req
341. /You're changing, you're changingCopy !req
342. /You're changing, all rightCopy !req
343. /I hope you're satisfiedCopy !req
344. /But if you ain't, don't blame meCopy !req
345. /You can blame my friendsCopy !req
346. /On the other sideCopy !req
347. /You got what you wantedCopy !req
348. /But you lost what you hadCopy !req
349. /HushCopy !req
350. Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
351. I hope you're leaving some of them
beignets for your constituents.Copy !req
352. Here you go, piping hot.Copy !req
353. Stella. Excuse me. Stella, no. No.Copy !req
354. Okay, but just one.Copy !req
355. But, Miss Charlotte, you
said "later" 2 hours ago.Copy !req
356. Travis, when a woman says "later,"Copy !req
357. she really means "not ever."Copy !req
358. Now run along.Copy !req
359. There are plenty of young fillies dying
for you to waltz them into a stupor.Copy !req
360. - Give me them napkins, quick!
- What on earth for?Copy !req
361. I swear, I'm sweating
like a sinner in church.Copy !req
362. Tia, it's getting to be so late!Copy !req
363. There's still a few stragglers.Copy !req
364. It's just not fair! My
prince is never coming!Copy !req
365. - Now, Lottie...
- I never get anything I wish for!Copy !req
366. Lottie, wait!Copy !req
367. Just calm down. Take a deep...Copy !req
368. Maybe I just got to wish harder.Copy !req
369. Please, please, please,
please, please, please!Copy !req
370. Lottie, you can't just wish on
a star and expect things...Copy !req
371. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
372. His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!Copy !req
373. Evening, Tiana. Marvelous party.Copy !req
374. Evening, Mr. Fenner and Mr. Fenner.Copy !req
375. Fine-smelling beignets.Copy !req
376. Going to be the house specialty once
I sign those papers y'all brought.Copy !req
377. Yes. About that.Copy !req
378. You were outbid.Copy !req
379. - What?
- A fellow came in,Copy !req
380. offered the full amount in cash.Copy !req
381. Unless you can top his
offer by Wednesday...Copy !req
382. You can kiss that place goodbye.Copy !req
383. You know how long it took
me to save that money?Copy !req
384. Exactly!Copy !req
385. Which is why a little
woman of your backgroundCopy !req
386. would have had her hands full trying
to run a big business like that.Copy !req
387. No, you're better off where you're at.Copy !req
388. - Now, wait a minute...
- Love those beignets, though.Copy !req
389. Now, hold on there! You come back...Copy !req
390. Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming
with those man-catching...Copy !req
391. What happened?Copy !req
392. - I... I just...
- You poor dear.Copy !req
393. Prince Naveen, we'll
be right back, sugar!Copy !req
394. I got just the dress for you.Copy !req
395. Tia, honey, did you see
the way he danced with me?Copy !req
396. A marriage proposal can't be far behind.Copy !req
397. Thank you, Evening Star!Copy !req
398. You know, I was starting to think
that wishing on stars was just for—Copy !req
399. babies and crazy people.Copy !req
400. Look at you.Copy !req
401. Aren't you just as pretty
as a magnolia in May?Copy !req
402. Seems like only yesterday
we were both little girlsCopy !req
403. dreaming our fairy tale dreams,Copy !req
404. and tonight they're finally coming true.Copy !req
405. Well, back into the fray.Copy !req
406. Wish me luck!Copy !req
407. Naveen...Copy !req
408. /AlmostCopy !req
409. /Almost thereCopy !req
410. /People would have
/come from everywhereCopy !req
411. /I was almostCopy !req
412. /thereCopy !req
413. I cannot believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
414. Please, please, please.Copy !req
415. Very funny.Copy !req
416. So what now? I reckon you want a kiss?Copy !req
417. Kissing would be nice, yes?Copy !req
418. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
419. I did not mean to scare
you. I... Wait, no, no, no!Copy !req
420. Wait. Hold on a sec...Copy !req
421. You have a very strong arm, Princess.Copy !req
422. Okay, please! Put the monkey down.Copy !req
423. Stay back or I'll...Copy !req
424. Please, please, please.Copy !req
425. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
426. I am Prince NaveenCopy !req
427. of Maldonia.Copy !req
428. Prince? But I didn't wish for any...Copy !req
429. Hold on. If you're the prince,Copy !req
430. then-then who...Copy !req
431. was that waltzing with
Lottie on the dance floor?Copy !req
432. All I know is one minute I am a prince,Copy !req
433. charming and handsome, cutting a rug,Copy !req
434. and then the next thing I
know, I am tripping over these.Copy !req
435. Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
436. I know this story!Copy !req
437. - The Frog Prince?
- Yes!Copy !req
438. My mother had the servants
read this to me every night.Copy !req
439. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
440. This is exactly the answer!Copy !req
441. You must kiss me.Copy !req
442. Excuse me?Copy !req
443. You will enjoy, I guarantee.Copy !req
444. All women enjoy the
kiss of Prince Naveen.Copy !req
445. Come. We pucker.Copy !req
446. That's new.Copy !req
447. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
448. I'd really like to
help you, but I just—Copy !req
449. do not kiss frogs.Copy !req
450. Wait a sec, but on the
balcony, you asked me.Copy !req
451. I didn't expect you to answer!Copy !req
452. But you must kiss me.Copy !req
453. Look, besides being
unbelievably handsome, okay,Copy !req
454. I also happen to come from
a fabulously wealthy family.Copy !req
455. Surely I could offer
you some type of reward,Copy !req
456. a wish I could grant, perhaps?Copy !req
457. Yes?Copy !req
458. Just one kiss?Copy !req
459. Just one, unless you beg for more.Copy !req
460. Okay, Tiana, you can do
this. You can do this.Copy !req
461. Just a little kiss. Just
a little kiss. Okay.Copy !req
462. You don't look that much different,Copy !req
463. but how did you get way up there?Copy !req
464. And how did I get way
down here in all this...Copy !req
465. Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!Copy !req
466. What did you do to me?
I'm green and I'm slimy!Copy !req
467. - No! No, no, no, that is not slime.
- What?Copy !req
468. - You are secreting mucus.
- You... You...Copy !req
469. Hey, Stella!Copy !req
470. Get them frogs!Copy !req
471. - Run!
- I can't run. I'm a frog!Copy !req
472. Then hop!Copy !req
473. Down, boy. Down, monster dog!Copy !req
474. En garde!Copy !req
475. - Look out! Out of the way!
- No!Copy !req
476. - Where are we going?
- Excuse me!Copy !req
477. - I can't see a thing!
- Neither can I!Copy !req
478. - Wait! Stella!
- Going up!Copy !req
479. - Stella, it's me, Tiana!
- Tiana?Copy !req
480. Stella just talked to me.
The dog just spoke to me!Copy !req
481. You know, if you're going to let
every little thing bother you,Copy !req
482. it's going to be a very long night!Copy !req
483. Dear.Copy !req
484. You're so quiet.Copy !req
485. You let him go?Copy !req
486. The poor devil was gasping, so I
loosened the lid ever so slightly.Copy !req
487. Now how did I ever get tangled
up in all this voodoo madness?Copy !req
488. I can't go through with this!Copy !req
489. You wear this ghastly thing!Copy !req
490. Careful with that!Copy !req
491. Anything happens to
this, I'm going to be...Copy !req
492. Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.Copy !req
493. Can't conjure a thing for myself.Copy !req
494. Besides,Copy !req
495. you and I both know the real
power in this world ain't magic.Copy !req
496. It's money!Copy !req
497. Buckets of it.Copy !req
498. - That's true.
- Aren't you tiredCopy !req
499. of living on the marginsCopy !req
500. while all those fat cats
in their fancy carsCopy !req
501. don't give you so much
as a sideways glance?Copy !req
502. Yes. I am.Copy !req
503. All you got to do is marry
Big Daddy's little princess,Copy !req
504. and we'll be splitting that juicy La
Bouff fortune right down the middle.Copy !req
505. - 60-40, like I said.
- Yeah.Copy !req
506. But what about Naveen?Copy !req
507. Your little slip-up will be
a minor bump in the road,Copy !req
508. so long as we've got the
prince's blood in this.Copy !req
509. Yes.Copy !req
510. Voodoo?Copy !req
511. You mean to tell me this all happenedCopy !req
512. because you were messing
with the Shadow Man?Copy !req
513. He was very charismatic.Copy !req
514. It serves me right for wishing on stars.Copy !req
515. The only way to get what you want
in this world is through hard work.Copy !req
516. Hard work? Why would a
princess need to work hard?Copy !req
517. I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.Copy !req
518. A waitress?Copy !req
519. Well, no wonder the kiss did
not work. You lied to me!Copy !req
520. No, I... I never said I was a princess.Copy !req
521. You never said that you were a waitress!Copy !req
522. You... You were wearing a crown!Copy !req
523. It was a costume party, you
spoiled little rich boy!Copy !req
524. Yes? Well, the egg is on
your face, all right?Copy !req
525. - Because I do not have any riches.
- What?Copy !req
526. I am completely broke!Copy !req
527. You said you were fabulously wealthy!Copy !req
528. No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,
but they cut me off for being a...Copy !req
529. Leech! Leech!Copy !req
530. You're broke, and you had
the gall to call me a liar?Copy !req
531. It was not a lie. I fully...Copy !req
532. Run!Copy !req
533. I fully intend to be rich again.Copy !req
534. Once I marry Miss Charlotte La
Bouff. If she will have me.Copy !req
535. - You're a prince?
- Obviously.Copy !req
536. She'll have you.Copy !req
537. All right, then.Copy !req
538. Once you two are married, you
are going to keep your promiseCopy !req
539. and get me my restaurant, right?Copy !req
540. Not so fast. I made that promise to
a beautiful princess, not a cranky...Copy !req
541. Why are those logs moving?Copy !req
542. Those aren't logs.Copy !req
543. I got dibs on the big one.Copy !req
544. Where'd they go?Copy !req
545. - Where'd they go?
- I saw him first!Copy !req
546. Come here, you plump, tasty morsel!Copy !req
547. That's my tail, pea brain!Copy !req
548. Where did they go? Come on!Copy !req
549. Lower the vine.Copy !req
550. Find your own tree.Copy !req
551. - There he is!
- I see him! I see him!Copy !req
552. All right. Look, look. Help
me get out of this swamp,Copy !req
553. and once I marry Charlotte, I
shall get you your restaurant.Copy !req
554. You're going to taste so good
basted and battered and fried!Copy !req
555. Quick, quick! Pull me up!Copy !req
556. You can hop, but you can't hide.Copy !req
557. We got all night.Copy !req
558. Well, waitress, looks like we're
going to be here for a while.Copy !req
559. So we may as well get comfortable.Copy !req
560. Keep your slimy self away from me!Copy !req
561. I told you, it is not
slime! It is mucus!Copy !req
562. Rise and shine, sleeping
beauty! Gators are gone.Copy !req
563. What?Copy !req
564. We got to get back to New Orleans
and undo this mess you got us into.Copy !req
565. I was not the one parading around
with a phony-baloney tiara.Copy !req
566. Music to paddle by.Copy !req
567. I could use a little help.Copy !req
568. I will play a little louder.Copy !req
569. How about a little less picking and a...Copy !req
570. I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!Copy !req
571. Play it, brother!Copy !req
572. Yeah!Copy !req
573. Where you been all my life?Copy !req
574. Where did you learn to play like that?Copy !req
575. Why, the bayou's the best
jazz school in the world.Copy !req
576. All the greats play the riverboats.Copy !req
577. Old Louis would give anything to be
up there jamming with the big boys.Copy !req
578. - Why don't you?
- I tried once.Copy !req
579. It didn't end well.Copy !req
580. It has been a real pleasure
meeting you, Louis.Copy !req
581. And thank you kindly for not eating
us, but we best be on our way.Copy !req
582. Where... Where y'all going?Copy !req
583. To find somebody to break this spell.Copy !req
584. What spell?Copy !req
585. Brace yourself, my scaly friend.Copy !req
586. We are not frogs.Copy !req
587. We are humans.Copy !req
588. Y'all serious?Copy !req
589. I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.Copy !req
590. And she is Tiana, the waitress.Copy !req
591. Do not kiss her.Copy !req
592. Now, just a second.Copy !req
593. This goon here got himself turned into
a frog by a voodoo man, and now...Copy !req
594. Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?Copy !req
595. Mama who-dee?Copy !req
596. Mama Odie. She the voodoo
queen of the bayou.Copy !req
597. She got magic and spells,
all kind of hoodoo.Copy !req
598. - Could you take us to her?
- Could you take us to her?Copy !req
599. Through the deepest,
darkest part of the bayou?Copy !req
600. Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes
and trappers and hunters with guns?Copy !req
601. No.Copy !req
602. Watch and learn.Copy !req
603. Louis, it is too bad we cannot
help you with your dream.Copy !req
604. If only you were smaller, less toothy,Copy !req
605. you could play jazz to adoring
crowds without scaring them.Copy !req
606. Anyway, enjoy your
loneliness, my friend.Copy !req
607. Cute, but it's not going to...Copy !req
608. Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!Copy !req
609. What if I ask Mama
Odie to turn me human?Copy !req
610. Louis! You are a genius!Copy !req
611. Hallelujah!Copy !req
612. /If I were a human being I'd
/head straight for New OrleansCopy !req
613. /And I'd blow this
/horn so hot and strongCopy !req
614. /Like no one they've ever seenCopy !req
615. /You heard of Louis ArmstrongCopy !req
616. /Mr. Sidney BechetCopy !req
617. /All those boys gonna step aside
/when they hear this old ex-gator playCopy !req
618. /ListenCopy !req
619. Yeah!Copy !req
620. /When I'm human as I hope to beCopy !req
621. /I'm gonna blow this
/horn till the cows come homeCopy !req
622. /And everyone's gonna bow down to meCopy !req
623. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
624. Thank you. I love you, too, baby.Copy !req
625. /When I'm myself again
/I want just the life I hadCopy !req
626. /A great big party every
/night That doesn't sound too badCopy !req
627. /A redhead on my left
/arm A brunette on my rightCopy !req
628. /A blonde or 2 to hold the candles
/Now that seems just about rightCopy !req
629. Eh, Louis?Copy !req
630. /Life is short When
/you're done, you're doneCopy !req
631. /We're on this
/earth to have some funCopy !req
632. I- And that's the way things are
- Tell it, brother!Copy !req
633. /When I'm human, and I'm gonna beCopy !req
634. /I'm gonna tear it up like I did
/before And that's a royal guaranteeCopy !req
635. You are getting married!Copy !req
636. Right. I'll just have to leave a
string of broken hearts behind me!Copy !req
637. /Your modesty becomes you
/and your sense of responsibilityCopy !req
638. /I've worked hard
/for everything I've gotCopy !req
639. /And that's the
/way it's supposed to beCopy !req
640. /When I'm a human being
/at least I'll act like oneCopy !req
641. /If you do your
/best each and every dayCopy !req
642. /Good things are
/sure to come your wayCopy !req
643. /What you give is what you getCopy !req
644. /My daddy said that
/and I'll never forgetCopy !req
645. /And I commend it to youCopy !req
646. /When we're humanCopy !req
647. /And we're gonna beCopy !req
648. /I'm gonna blow my hornCopy !req
649. /I'm gonna live the high lifeCopy !req
650. /I'm gonna do my best
/to take my place in the sunCopy !req
651. /When we'reCopy !req
652. /HumanCopy !req
653. Prince Naveen, dear, I
am positively mortifiedCopy !req
654. you had to endure that
frog fiasco last night.Copy !req
655. Well, when you're next
in line for the throne,Copy !req
656. you're poised like a panther,Copy !req
657. ready to expect the unexpected.Copy !req
658. Your ear?Copy !req
659. What?Copy !req
660. Those pesky mosquitoes.Copy !req
661. They're everywhere. Please.Copy !req
662. Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignoreCopy !req
663. the throbbing of my—Copy !req
664. heart.Copy !req
665. Even though our time together has
been brief, it's been heavenly!Copy !req
666. Land sakes, Prince Naveen!Copy !req
667. You got me blushing like a...Copy !req
668. Would you do me the honor of becomingCopy !req
669. Princess of Maldonia?Copy !req
670. Are you serious?Copy !req
671. As the plague.Copy !req
672. Yes!Copy !req
673. I most definitely will marry you!Copy !req
674. There's so much to plan!
I mean, the guest list,Copy !req
675. the dress, the music,
the flowers, the shoes...Copy !req
676. We're going to have ourselves
a Mardi Gras wedding!Copy !req
677. No!Copy !req
678. What do we do now?Copy !req
679. Because somebody let our
froggy prince go, Larry,Copy !req
680. I'm reduced to asking for help
from my friends on the other side.Copy !req
681. Now, this restaurant of yours,
is it going to have étouffée?Copy !req
682. Jambalaya, gumbo. It's
going to have it all.Copy !req
683. I've always wanted to try red beans
and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.Copy !req
684. Stop, Louis.Copy !req
685. You two are making me so very hungry.Copy !req
686. Interesting.Copy !req
687. What are you doing?Copy !req
688. You are frightening the food.Copy !req
689. This is harder than it looks.Copy !req
690. What? No, no...Copy !req
691. There is no way I am kissing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.Copy !req
692. No! No, no.Copy !req
693. - Hello.
- Hold still.Copy !req
694. Stop moving! You are making
this very difficult!Copy !req
695. Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.Copy !req
696. Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.Copy !req
697. - No, no...
- Don't...Copy !req
698. How's that?Copy !req
699. This could be a little better.Copy !req
700. You know what this needs?Copy !req
701. A sharp stick! Be right back.Copy !req
702. - This is all your fault.
- My fault? My fault...Copy !req
703. Let me tell you something. I was
having a wonderful time until...Copy !req
704. Coo! Well, looky here!Copy !req
705. Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend
got a little carried away. Am I right?Copy !req
706. - No, no!
- Do not be ridiculous!Copy !req
707. - He's not my boyfriend!
- I am the Prince of Maldonia!Copy !req
708. Let me shine a little
light on the situation.Copy !req
709. Excuse me. One more time now.Copy !req
710. That's more better. Yeah.Copy !req
711. It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.Copy !req
712. I ain't no firecracker!Copy !req
713. I just got my big butt
glowing! That's right!Copy !req
714. The women like a man
with a big back porch!Copy !req
715. Lord, you done this up
real good, for sure.Copy !req
716. Now where this go to at?Copy !req
717. Hang on, Cap. I'm just going
to give a little twist here.Copy !req
718. We're getting to know each other now!Copy !req
719. /Won't you catch a
/fish? Catch 1, catch 2Copy !req
720. /We're back in the
/bayou 'round fishin' timeCopy !req
721. It's about time I introduce myself.Copy !req
722. My name Raymond, but
everybody call me "Ray."Copy !req
723. Pardon me, but your
accent, it's funny, no?Copy !req
724. I'm a Cajun, brah. Born
and bred in the bayou.Copy !req
725. Y'all must be new around here.Copy !req
726. Actually, we are from a place
far, far away from this world.Copy !req
727. Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?Copy !req
728. No. No. We are people.Copy !req
729. Prince Charming here got
himself turned into a frogCopy !req
730. by a voodoo witch doctor.Copy !req
731. Well, there you go.Copy !req
732. And we were on our way to Mama Odie's.Copy !req
733. We think maybe she can...Copy !req
734. Mama Odie? Y'all headed the
wrong directional, chère.Copy !req
735. Now what kind of chucklehead
told y'all to go this way?Copy !req
736. I found a stick!Copy !req
737. Louis.Copy !req
738. Ray here says you've been taking
us in the wrong direction.Copy !req
739. I was... Well, listen.Copy !req
740. I was confused by the
topography and the geographyCopy !req
741. and the choreography and...Copy !req
742. First rule of the bayou, never
take direction from a gator.Copy !req
743. Why, me and my relationals
will help show y'all the way.Copy !req
744. Hey, Cousin Randy! You ready
for a little bayou zydeco?Copy !req
745. Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.Copy !req
746. All right, Lulu. Let's
get to it, darling.Copy !req
747. Come on, chère! Just
follow the bouncing butt!Copy !req
748. /We're gonna take you there
/We're gonna take you thereCopy !req
749. /We're gonna take
/you all the way thereCopy !req
750. /Gonna take you there
/We're gonna take you thereCopy !req
751. /We're gonna take you all the wayCopy !req
752. Yeah!Copy !req
753. /Goin' down the bayou
/Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
754. /Goin' down the bayou
/Takin' you all the wayCopy !req
755. We got the whole family.Copy !req
756. There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.Copy !req
757. Grandmama! Your light out!Copy !req
758. /We all gonna pull together
/Down here that's how we doCopy !req
759. /Me for them and them for meCopy !req
760. /We all be there for youCopy !req
761. /We gon' take ya We gon' take yaCopy !req
762. /We gon' take ya all the way thereCopy !req
763. /We know where you're
/goin' and we're goin' with youCopy !req
764. /Takin' you all the wayCopy !req
765. /Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
766. /Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
767. /Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
768. /Takin' you all...Copy !req
769. Yeah, you know!Copy !req
770. Come on, y'all!Copy !req
771. Keep that line flowin'
and the lights a-glowin'!Copy !req
772. Yeah, you're right!Copy !req
773. Friends,Copy !req
774. I know I'm in hock to
y'all pretty deep already,Copy !req
775. but seems our little
froggy prince lost his wayCopy !req
776. and I need your generous
assistance getting him back.Copy !req
777. I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?Copy !req
778. Well, as soon as I dispose
of Big Daddy La BouffCopy !req
779. and I'm running this town,Copy !req
780. I'll have the entire city of New OrleansCopy !req
781. in the palm of my hand.Copy !req
782. And you'll have all the wayward soulsCopy !req
783. your dark little hearts desire.Copy !req
784. Y'all love that, don't you?Copy !req
785. So, we got ourselves a deal?Copy !req
786. Now we're cooking! We're going
to find ourselves a frog!Copy !req
787. Search everywhere! The
bayou, the Quarter.Copy !req
788. Bring him to me alive.Copy !req
789. I need his heart pumping for now.Copy !req
790. I'll take them the rest of the way.Copy !req
791. - Nice meeting y'all!
- Bye-bye, Pookie!Copy !req
792. Will do, Cousin Ray!Copy !req
793. And don't forget to tell Angela,
Ray-Ray say, "Bonne chance!"Copy !req
794. - That's your girl?
- No, no.Copy !req
795. My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.Copy !req
796. Evangeline?Copy !req
797. She the most prettiest
firefly ever did glow.Copy !req
798. You know, I talk to
Evangeline most every night.Copy !req
799. She's kind of shy. Don't say much.Copy !req
800. And I know in my heartCopy !req
801. someday we are going
to be together. Yeah.Copy !req
802. - That's so sweet.
- Yeah, so sweet.Copy !req
803. Just do not settle down
so quickly, my friend.Copy !req
804. There are plenty of
fireflies in the swamp.Copy !req
805. What?Copy !req
806. Pricker bushes got me!Copy !req
807. Gator down! Gator down!Copy !req
808. The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.Copy !req
809. Will you hold still, you big baby?Copy !req
810. I ain't touched it yet.Copy !req
811. Take a look at them 2 jumpers.Copy !req
812. I can taste them frog legs already.Copy !req
813. Bet they taste real good with
the sauce piquant, right, Pa?Copy !req
814. Will you keep quiet?Copy !req
815. My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.Copy !req
816. It is time to catch us some frogs!Copy !req
817. You know, waitress,Copy !req
818. I have finally figured out
what is wrong with you.Copy !req
819. Have you now?Copy !req
820. You do not know how to have fun. There.Copy !req
821. - Somebody had to say it.
- Thank you,Copy !req
822. because I figured out what
your problem is, too.Copy !req
823. I'm too wonderful?Copy !req
824. No, you're a no-'count,
philandering, lazy bump on a log.Copy !req
825. Killjoy.Copy !req
826. - What did you say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
827. - Stick in the mud.
- Listen here, mister.Copy !req
828. This stick in the mud has had
to work 2 jobs her whole lifeCopy !req
829. while you've been
sucking on a silver spoonCopy !req
830. chasing chambermaids
around your ivory tower!Copy !req
831. Actually, it's polished marble.Copy !req
832. I got me one, boys! Y'all get
that little one over there!Copy !req
833. That's good hunting today, yes, indeed!Copy !req
834. Hunters with guns!Copy !req
835. Look at them big frog legs.Copy !req
836. I want me some corn
bread with this dinner!Copy !req
837. No! A bug got to do
what a bug got to do!Copy !req
838. I think I done chipped
my favorite tooth.Copy !req
839. Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...Copy !req
840. Pa! We got one!Copy !req
841. Shush now! Get on quiet there!Copy !req
842. What happened to yours?Copy !req
843. Shut your trap, Darnell!Copy !req
844. Free!Copy !req
845. Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?Copy !req
846. Yeah. I sure did.Copy !req
847. What are you two gawking at?Copy !req
848. Just missed him!Copy !req
849. I will make him pay for his insolence!Copy !req
850. Two Fingers! I need some help over here!Copy !req
851. - Now! Go!
- Would you stop that?Copy !req
852. Hold still.Copy !req
853. No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!Copy !req
854. Watch this.Copy !req
855. Missed it!Copy !req
856. Get them froggies!Copy !req
857. These 2 ain't like no frogs I ever seen.Copy !req
858. They smart.Copy !req
859. And we talk, too.Copy !req
860. You all right there, little bug?Copy !req
861. I'm fine. But your breath
done near kill me to death.Copy !req
862. - Would you mind?
- I got you covered, brah.Copy !req
863. Much obliged, peewee.Copy !req
864. Now how about the other side?Copy !req
865. "And we talk, too." I like
that. You are secretly funny.Copy !req
866. - Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
- Well, I wouldn't go...Copy !req
867. - All right. You're not exactly...
- I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
868. a complete stick deep in the mud.Copy !req
869. Easy. Easy!Copy !req
870. - This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.
- Holy...Copy !req
871. Chère, I know we gots to get
to Mama Odie lickety-split,Copy !req
872. but this particular extractification
is going to take a while.Copy !req
873. Yeah.Copy !req
874. Poor Louis.Copy !req
875. You know what would make me feel better?Copy !req
876. Crawfish smothered in
remoulade sauce... Mercy!Copy !req
877. - Just a little more!
- With some Bananas FosterCopy !req
878. sprinkled with pralines...Copy !req
879. Mama!Copy !req
880. - How about some swamp gumbo?
- That will do.Copy !req
881. Sounds delicious. I'll start
with a pre-dinner cocktailCopy !req
882. and something to nibble
on while I wait. Thanks.Copy !req
883. No, no, no, your royal highness.Copy !req
884. You are going to mince these mushrooms.Copy !req
885. - Do what?
- Mince the mushrooms!Copy !req
886. Hop to it!Copy !req
887. - Little ridiculous.
- Are you mincing?Copy !req
888. All right! Relax.Copy !req
889. One.Copy !req
890. Step aside, mister.Copy !req
891. Watch and learn.Copy !req
892. All right.Copy !req
893. - There you go.
- You know,Copy !req
894. I've never done anything
like this before.Copy !req
895. - Really?
- All right.Copy !req
896. But when you live in a castle,
everything is done for you.Copy !req
897. All the time. They dress you.
They feed you. Drive you.Copy !req
898. Brush your teeth.Copy !req
899. Poor baby.Copy !req
900. I admit it was a charmed life until
the day my parents cut me off,Copy !req
901. and suddenly I realizedCopy !req
902. I don't know how to do anything.Copy !req
903. Well, hey, you got the makings
of a decent mushroom mincer.Copy !req
904. You think so?Copy !req
905. Keep practicing and I
just might hire you.Copy !req
906. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
907. Come on! What was that? That
was below the frog belt.Copy !req
908. you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"Copy !req
909. And you say, "That a ugly fish."Copy !req
910. Anyone for seconds?Copy !req
911. That was magnificent!
You truly have a gift.Copy !req
912. Why, thank you.Copy !req
913. There she is.Copy !req
914. The sweetest firefly in all creation.Copy !req
915. Evangeline?Copy !req
916. I want to meet this girl. Where she at?Copy !req
917. How you can miss her?Copy !req
918. She glowing right up
there in front of y'all.Copy !req
919. /Look how she lights up the skyCopy !req
920. /Ma belle EvangelineCopy !req
921. /That ain't no fire...Copy !req
922. /So far above me, yet ICopy !req
923. /Know her heart belongs to only meCopy !req
924. I adore you.Copy !req
925. /I love you.Copy !req
926. /I'm just translating.Copy !req
927. /You're my queen of the nightCopy !req
928. /So still, so brightCopy !req
929. /That someone as beautiful as sheCopy !req
930. /Could love someone like meCopy !req
931. No. I don't dance.Copy !req
932. /Love always finds a way, it's trueCopy !req
933. I've never danced.Copy !req
934. /And I love you, EvangelineCopy !req
935. If I can mince, you can dance.Copy !req
936. /Love is wonderfulCopy !req
937. /Love is everythingCopy !req
938. Do you agree?Copy !req
939. /Look how she lights up the skyCopy !req
940. /I love you, EvangelineCopy !req
941. Lottie's getting herself
one heck of a dance partner.Copy !req
942. We best be pushing on.Copy !req
943. - Tiana!
- Naveen!Copy !req
944. No, no, no!Copy !req
945. Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.Copy !req
946. Now which one of you naughty childrenCopy !req
947. been messing with the Shadow Man?Copy !req
948. We're so glad we found you, Mama Odie.Copy !req
949. Ray and Louis here have been
telling us all about you.Copy !req
950. We've been traveling quite a long way,Copy !req
951. and you can't imagine
what we've been through.Copy !req
952. And we...Copy !req
953. - And we heard that you...
- Juju!Copy !req
954. Come on over here, you bad boy.Copy !req
955. Give us a little sugar, now.Copy !req
956. Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?Copy !req
957. Good to see you again,
Ray. How's your grandmama?Copy !req
958. She's fine. Got in a little trouble
for flashing the neighbors again.Copy !req
959. I like that gal's spunk!Copy !req
960. Mama Odie.Copy !req
961. We don't want to take up
too much of your time...Copy !req
962. Y'all want some candy?Copy !req
963. - Not really.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
964. Now, that's too bad.
It's a special candy.Copy !req
965. Would have turned y'all human.Copy !req
966. - Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!
- No! Please!Copy !req
967. I'm just messing with y'all.Copy !req
968. How on Earth did you know that
we wanted to turn back...Copy !req
969. - Mama Odie?
- Juju!Copy !req
970. Why didn't you tell me
my gumbo was burning?Copy !req
971. You sure this is the
right blind voodoo ladyCopy !req
972. who lives in a boat in
a tree in the bayou?Copy !req
973. Pretty sure.Copy !req
974. Can't believe this. Got to
do everything around here.Copy !req
975. - Mama Odie, if you...
- Taste this!Copy !req
976. Well?Copy !req
977. Hit it hard with a couple of shots
of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.Copy !req
978. - Now, can we...
- Juju!Copy !req
979. That's got some zang to it!Copy !req
980. That's just what it needed.Copy !req
981. Now, y'all figure out what you need?Copy !req
982. It's just like you said, Mama
Odie. We need to be human.Copy !req
983. Y'all ain't got the
sense you was born with!Copy !req
984. Y'all want to be humanCopy !req
985. but you're blind to what you need!Copy !req
986. What we want? What we need?
Is all the same thing, yes?Copy !req
987. Is the same thing? No!Copy !req
988. You listen to your mama now.Copy !req
989. /Don't matter what you look likeCopy !req
990. /Don't matter what you wearCopy !req
991. /How many rings
/you got on your fingerCopy !req
992. I- We don't care, no
- We don't careCopy !req
993. /Don't matter where you come
/from Don't even matter what you areCopy !req
994. /A dog, a pig, a cow, a goatCopy !req
995. /Had 'em all in hereCopy !req
996. /And they all knew what they
/wanted What they wanted me to doCopy !req
997. /I told 'em what they needed
/Just like I be telling youCopy !req
998. /You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
999. /Find out who you areCopy !req
1000. /You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1001. /It really ain't that farCopy !req
1002. /When you find out who you areCopy !req
1003. /You'll find out what you needCopy !req
1004. /Blue skies and sunshineCopy !req
1005. /GuaranteedCopy !req
1006. I- You got to dig
- DigCopy !req
1007. I- You got to dig
- DigCopy !req
1008. /Prince Froggy is a rich little
/boy You want to be rich againCopy !req
1009. /That ain't gonna make you happy
/now Did it make you happy then? No!Copy !req
1010. /Money ain't got no soul
/Money ain't got no heartCopy !req
1011. /All you need is some self-controlCopy !req
1012. /Make yourself a brand-new startCopy !req
1013. /You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1014. /Don't have far to goCopy !req
1015. /You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1016. /Tell the people Mama told you soCopy !req
1017. /Can't tell you what you'll findCopy !req
1018. /Maybe love will
/grant you peace of mindCopy !req
1019. /Dig a little deeper and you'll knowCopy !req
1020. - Miss Froggy.
- Ma'am?Copy !req
1021. - Might I have a word?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1022. You's a hard one, that's what I heard.Copy !req
1023. /Your daddy was a loving
/man Family, through and throughCopy !req
1024. /You your daddy's daughter
/What he had in him, you got in youCopy !req
1025. /You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1026. /For you, it's gonna be toughCopy !req
1027. /You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1028. /You ain't dug near far enoughCopy !req
1029. /Dig down deep inside yourself
/You'll find out what you needCopy !req
1030. /Blue skies and sunshine GuaranteedCopy !req
1031. /Open up the windows!
/Let in the light, children!Copy !req
1032. /Blue skies and sunshineCopy !req
1033. /Blue skies and sunshineCopy !req
1034. /GuaranteedCopy !req
1035. Well, Miss Froggy,Copy !req
1036. do you understand what
you need now, child?Copy !req
1037. Yes. I do, Mama Odie.Copy !req
1038. I need to dig a little
deeper and work even harderCopy !req
1039. to get my restaurant.Copy !req
1040. All right, y'all, one more time!Copy !req
1041. /It don't matter what you look likeCopy !req
1042. /It don't...Copy !req
1043. Nobody is going to sing with Ray? Okay.Copy !req
1044. Well, if y'all are set on being human,Copy !req
1045. there's only one way.Copy !req
1046. Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.Copy !req
1047. We need a princess, whatcha got?Copy !req
1048. Lottie? But she's not a princess.Copy !req
1049. Hush up and look at the gumbo.Copy !req
1050. Ta-da!Copy !req
1051. That's right. Big Daddy's King
of the Mardi Gras parade.Copy !req
1052. So that makes Lottie a princess.Copy !req
1053. - Does that count?
- Yes, it does,Copy !req
1054. but only till midnight
when Mardi Gras is over.Copy !req
1055. Hop-along, you only got till then
to get that princess to kiss you.Copy !req
1056. Once she does, boom!Copy !req
1057. You both turn human!Copy !req
1058. - Midnight?
- That doesn't give us much time at all.Copy !req
1059. What about me, Mama?Copy !req
1060. I want to be human, too, so I
can play jazz with the big boys.Copy !req
1061. I want fingers and toes
and a bellybutton.Copy !req
1062. Not the kind that sticks out
but the kind that goes in.Copy !req
1063. Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,
you'll find everything you need.Copy !req
1064. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1065. There's a lot of river
between here and New Orleans.Copy !req
1066. Y'all best get to swimming.Copy !req
1067. Wait! I got a better idea.Copy !req
1068. They got guns!Copy !req
1069. Man, that is one killer-diller costume!Copy !req
1070. Hey, gator, can you blow that horn?Copy !req
1071. Come on. Sit in with us!
We're playing Mardi Gras.Copy !req
1072. We can't miss this!Copy !req
1073. Little Louis going to finally
play with the big boys!Copy !req
1074. Naveen, you coming?Copy !req
1075. I'll catch up with you later.Copy !req
1076. Evangeline. Why can't I just
look Tiana in the eye and say,Copy !req
1077. "I will do whatever it takes to make
all your dreams come true because...Copy !req
1078. "Because I love you"?Copy !req
1079. Cap! You making goo-goo eyes at my girl?Copy !req
1080. That's it! Put them up! I'm going
to make some shoes out of you!Copy !req
1081. No, Ray! I am not in
love with Evangeline.Copy !req
1082. I am in love with Tiana!Copy !req
1083. I knew it, I knew it!
You come here, you.Copy !req
1084. And I can no longer marry
Miss Charlotte La Bouff.Copy !req
1085. You're going to be happy together!Copy !req
1086. I'll find another way to
get Tiana a restaurant.Copy !req
1087. You're going to have the
cutest little tadpoles!Copy !req
1088. I will get a job. Maybe 2. Maybe 3.Copy !req
1089. I can't wait to tell chère!Copy !req
1090. No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone.Copy !req
1091. Right. You rascal!Copy !req
1092. Where you taking me?Copy !req
1093. I just wanted to show
you a little somethingCopy !req
1094. to celebrate our last
night together as frogs.Copy !req
1095. All my years no one's ever done
anything like this for me.Copy !req
1096. It is too much, is it
not? Thank you, Beaux.Copy !req
1097. I thought it was a nice touch.Copy !req
1098. Pretend you did not see that.
Please, please, sit down.Copy !req
1099. - What's this?
- Ta-da!Copy !req
1100. - You minced.
- I did!Copy !req
1101. You have had quite an influence on me,Copy !req
1102. which is amazing because I have
dated thousands of women and...Copy !req
1103. No, like 2, 3, just other
women. And anyway, listen.Copy !req
1104. You could not be more
different, you know?Copy !req
1105. You are practically one of the guys.Copy !req
1106. No, no, no. You are not a
guy. Let me begin again.Copy !req
1107. I'm not myself tonight.
Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.Copy !req
1108. - This is a disaster.
- No. It's cute.Copy !req
1109. - Tiana, I...
- There it is!Copy !req
1110. Your restaurant?Copy !req
1111. Can't you just picture it? All
lit up like the 4th of July.Copy !req
1112. - Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window!
- It should be elegant.Copy !req
1113. But you got to keep it loose,
though. Got to let it swing.Copy !req
1114. - You know a good ukulele player?
- Really? You'd let me perform?Copy !req
1115. I'll talk to the owner. Owner says yes.Copy !req
1116. Folks are going to be coming
together from all walks of lifeCopy !req
1117. just to get a taste of our food.Copy !req
1118. Our food?Copy !req
1119. No. My daddy.Copy !req
1120. We always wanted to
open this restaurant.Copy !req
1121. He died before he could see it happen.Copy !req
1122. But tomorrow, with your help,
our dream is finally coming true.Copy !req
1123. - Tomorrow?
- If I don't deliver that moneyCopy !req
1124. first thing tomorrow, I
lose this place forever.Copy !req
1125. Tiana, I loveCopy !req
1126. the way you light up when
you talk about your dream.Copy !req
1127. A dream that... It is so beautiful, I...Copy !req
1128. I promise I will do whatever
it takes to make it come true.Copy !req
1129. Port of New Orleans, all ashore!Copy !req
1130. I'll go round up the boys.Copy !req
1131. Evangeline,Copy !req
1132. I've always been so sure about
what I wanted, but now I...Copy !req
1133. What do I do?Copy !req
1134. Please tell me.Copy !req
1135. Prince Naveen, darling.Copy !req
1136. You better hurry up. Don't want to
be late for our Mardi Gras wedding.Copy !req
1137. Getting dressed! Just a few
more minutes, my dearest heart.Copy !req
1138. Okay, honey lamb. We'll be
waiting in the Packard.Copy !req
1139. Daddy, start the car!Copy !req
1140. My heavens, I'm doomed!Copy !req
1141. No, Larry! I'm the one who's doomed.
Unless we get that frog's blood in...Copy !req
1142. We are back in business, boys!Copy !req
1143. Get your filthy hands off me! Lawrence!Copy !req
1144. Now hold still, Your Eminence.Copy !req
1145. Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!Copy !req
1146. Ray! Have you seen Naveen?Copy !req
1147. Look at you. Where the ring at?Copy !req
1148. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1149. Well, if Cap didn't say nothing,
I ain't going to say nothingCopy !req
1150. because old Ray's sealed
up tight as a drum.Copy !req
1151. - You ain't getting nothing out of me, no!
- Ray.Copy !req
1152. Okay, Cap not going to marry
Charlotte, he going to marry you!Copy !req
1153. Soon as he gets himself kissed
and y'all both turn human,Copy !req
1154. he's going to find a job,
get you that restaurant...Copy !req
1155. I said too much, didn't I?Copy !req
1156. You said just enough, Ray!
Thank you, Evangeline.Copy !req
1157. He was trying to propose! That's
what all that fumbling was about!Copy !req
1158. And here I thought all he wanted
was to marry a rich girl!Copy !req
1159. What are we looking for again?Copy !req
1160. You just keep your eyes out
for the biggest, gaudiest floatCopy !req
1161. with a Mardi Gras princess
about to kiss herself a...Copy !req
1162. A frog.Copy !req
1163. Dearly beloved, we are
gathered here tonightCopy !req
1164. in this fine celebration
to join togetherCopy !req
1165. this prince and this young womanCopy !req
1166. in holy matrimony.Copy !req
1167. No. This can't be right, darling.Copy !req
1168. And how you can still be
a frog? Mama Odie, she...Copy !req
1169. I know what we seen with our eyes,Copy !req
1170. but if we just go back that way,Copy !req
1171. we're going to find out
your fairy tale come true.Copy !req
1172. Just because you wish for
something doesn't make it true.Copy !req
1173. It's like my Evangeline
always said to me...Copy !req
1174. Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!Copy !req
1175. A big ball of hot air a
million miles from here!Copy !req
1176. Open your eyes now, before you get hurt.Copy !req
1177. She just speaking out a broken
heart. That's all that is.Copy !req
1178. Come on, Evangeline.Copy !req
1179. We're going to show chère the truth!Copy !req
1180. If any of you objects to
the union of these 2 people,Copy !req
1181. speak now or forever hold your peace.Copy !req
1182. Me! Me! I object!Copy !req
1183. Do you, Prince Naveen, take
Charlotte to be your wife?Copy !req
1184. Cap, what you doing, son?Copy !req
1185. as you both shall live?Copy !req
1186. What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.Copy !req
1187. - Do you, Charlotte La Bouff...
- Is that you, Cap?Copy !req
1188. Ray! Get me out of this box!Copy !req
1189. I can't hear you! I'm going
to get you out this box!Copy !req
1190. to keep yourself only unto him,
as long as you both shall live?Copy !req
1191. I do.Copy !req
1192. And so, by the power vested in
me by the state of Louisiana,Copy !req
1193. I now pronounce you man and...Copy !req
1194. Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1195. Goodness gracious! Are you all right?Copy !req
1196. I just need a moment to compose myself.Copy !req
1197. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
1198. Lawrence, why are you doing this?Copy !req
1199. As payback for all those
years of humiliation.Copy !req
1200. Get your royal rump back on that
wedding cake and finish this deal!Copy !req
1201. What's he doing? Stop him!Copy !req
1202. Give it to me!Copy !req
1203. I've got it! It got me, too.Copy !req
1204. - Let go of that!
- Stay out of sight!Copy !req
1205. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1206. Ray?Copy !req
1207. Hey, why did you stop?Copy !req
1208. He's a real gator!Copy !req
1209. Ray?Copy !req
1210. This proves what we saw
ain't what we thought we saw!Copy !req
1211. - What is this?
- It's a voodoo hayacall.Copy !req
1212. The Shadow Man, he been
using it for the...Copy !req
1213. You can't let Shadow Man
get this, no matter what!Copy !req
1214. Now run, girl! Run!Copy !req
1215. Don't make me light my butt!Copy !req
1216. I'm going to get you! I got a
lot more of me! Come here, you!Copy !req
1217. Who's next?Copy !req
1218. Ray!Copy !req
1219. Ray?Copy !req
1220. Back off, or I'm going to break
this thing into a million pieces!Copy !req
1221. Naveen?Copy !req
1222. Now, isn't this a whole lot betterCopy !req
1223. than hopping around the bayou
for the rest of your life?Copy !req
1224. Shadow Man.Copy !req
1225. Got to hand it to you, Tiana.Copy !req
1226. When you dream, you dream big.Copy !req
1227. Just look at this place.Copy !req
1228. Going to be the crown
jewel of the Crescent City!Copy !req
1229. And all you got to do
to make this a realityCopy !req
1230. is hand over that little
old talisman of mine.Copy !req
1231. No. This is not right.Copy !req
1232. Come on now, darling. Think of
everything you've sacrificed.Copy !req
1233. - Girl, all you ever do is work.
- I told y'all she wouldn't come.Copy !req
1234. Think of all those
naysayers who doubted you.Copy !req
1235. You ain't never going to get
enough for the down payment.Copy !req
1236. little woman of your background,
you're better off where you're at.Copy !req
1237. And don't forget your poor daddy.Copy !req
1238. - Now that was one hard-working man.
- See you in the morning, James.Copy !req
1239. Double, sometime triple shifts.Copy !req
1240. Never letting on how bone tired
and beat down he really was.Copy !req
1241. - Daddy!
- Hey, babycakes!Copy !req
1242. Shame all that hard workCopy !req
1243. didn't amount to much more
than a busted-up old gumbo potCopy !req
1244. and a dream that never
got off the back porch.Copy !req
1245. But you?Copy !req
1246. You can give your poor daddy
everything he ever wanted.Copy !req
1247. Come on, Tiana. You're almost there.Copy !req
1248. My daddy never did get what he wanted.Copy !req
1249. But he had what he needed.Copy !req
1250. He had love. He never lost sight
of what was really important.Copy !req
1251. - Easy with that. Careful.
- And neither will I!Copy !req
1252. Y'all should have taken my deal.Copy !req
1253. Now you're going to spend
the rest of your lifeCopy !req
1254. being a slimy, little frog.Copy !req
1255. I've got news for you, Shadow Man.Copy !req
1256. It's not slime. It's mucus!Copy !req
1257. No! No!Copy !req
1258. How am I ever going to pay back my debt?Copy !req
1259. Friends.Copy !req
1260. /Are you ready?Copy !req
1261. No! I'm not ready at all! In
fact, I got lots more plans.Copy !req
1262. /Are you ready?Copy !req
1263. This is just a minor setback
in a major operation.Copy !req
1264. As soon as I whip up another
spell, we'll be back in business!Copy !req
1265. I still got that froggy
prince locked away!Copy !req
1266. I just need a little more time.Copy !req
1267. No, please!Copy !req
1268. Just a little more time!Copy !req
1269. I promise I'll pay
y'all back! I promise!Copy !req
1270. /HushCopy !req
1271. Prince! Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1272. Your shy and retiring
bride-to-be is getting antsy!Copy !req
1273. Hello, darling.Copy !req
1274. Miss La Bouff! Please, down here!Copy !req
1275. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the real Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1276. Of Maldonia.Copy !req
1277. Did you say "Prince"?Copy !req
1278. Boys, drag this maggot
down to the parish prison.Copy !req
1279. I'm completely innocent! Now,
the Shadow Man bamboozled me!Copy !req
1280. Goodness gracious. This
is so much to absorb.Copy !req
1281. Let me see if I got this right.Copy !req
1282. If I kiss you before midnight, you
and Tiana will turn human again?Copy !req
1283. And then we're gonna
get ourselves marriedCopy !req
1284. and live happily ever after, the end!Copy !req
1285. Yeah, more or less. But remember,Copy !req
1286. you must give Tiana all the money
she requires for her restaurant.Copy !req
1287. Because Tiana,Copy !req
1288. she is my Evangeline.Copy !req
1289. Anything you want, sugar.Copy !req
1290. Pucker up, buttercup.Copy !req
1291. - Wait!
- Tiana?Copy !req
1292. - Tiana?
- Don't do this.Copy !req
1293. I have to do this. And we
are running out of time.Copy !req
1294. I won't let you!Copy !req
1295. It's the only way to get you your dream!Copy !req
1296. My dream?Copy !req
1297. My dream wouldn't be completeCopy !req
1298. without you in it.Copy !req
1299. I love you, Naveen.Copy !req
1300. - Warts and all?
- Warts and all.Copy !req
1301. All my life, I read about
true love in fairy talesCopy !req
1302. and, Tia, you found it!Copy !req
1303. I'll kiss him. For you, honey.Copy !req
1304. No marriage required.Copy !req
1305. My word! Maybe that old
clock's a little fast!Copy !req
1306. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1307. Tiana! Naveen!Copy !req
1308. - Louis, what is it?
- Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.Copy !req
1309. - Ray.
- He's hurting awful bad.Copy !req
1310. Hey, chère,Copy !req
1311. - how come you're still...
- We're staying frogs, Ray.Copy !req
1312. And we're staying together.Copy !req
1313. I like that very much.Copy !req
1314. Evangeline likes that, too.Copy !req
1315. And so by the power vested in me,Copy !req
1316. I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.Copy !req
1317. Get to it, Hop-along! Give
your lovely bride some sugar!Copy !req
1318. Congratulations.Copy !req
1319. This going to be good!Copy !req
1320. Like I told y'all, kissing
a princess breaks the spell.Copy !req
1321. Once you became my
wife, that made you...Copy !req
1322. A princess. You just kissed
yourself a princess.Copy !req
1323. And I'm about to do it again.Copy !req
1324. /In the south land, there's a cityCopy !req
1325. /Way down on the riverCopy !req
1326. /Where the women are very
/pretty And all the men deliverCopy !req
1327. /They got music, it's always playingCopy !req
1328. /Start in the daytime
/Go all through the nightCopy !req
1329. /And when you hear
/that music playingCopy !req
1330. /Hear what I'm saying
/make you feel all rightCopy !req
1331. Who would have thought the prince
would've had a younger brother!Copy !req
1332. How old did you say you were?Copy !req
1333. I'm 6 and a half.Copy !req
1334. Well, I've waited this long.Copy !req
1335. /Grab somebody, come on downCopy !req
1336. /Bring your paintbrush
/We're painting the townCopy !req
1337. /There's some sweetness going aroundCopy !req
1338. /Dreams do come trueCopy !req
1339. /In New OrleansCopy !req
1340. /For the way you changed my plansCopy !req
1341. /For being the perfect distractionCopy !req
1342. /For the way you
/took the idea that I hadCopy !req
1343. /Of everything that I wanted to haveCopy !req
1344. /And made me see there
/was something missingCopy !req
1345. /Oh, yeahCopy !req
1346. /For the ending of my first beginCopy !req
1347. /And for the rare
/and unexpected friendCopy !req
1348. /For the way you're
/something that I'd never chooseCopy !req
1349. /But at the same time
/something I don't wanna loseCopy !req
1350. /And never wanna
/be without ever againCopy !req
1351. /You're the best thing
/I never knew I neededCopy !req
1352. /So when you were hereCopy !req
1353. /I had no ideaCopy !req
1354. /You're the best thing
/I never knew I neededCopy !req
1355. /So now it's so clearCopy !req
1356. /I need you here, alwaysCopy !req
1357. /My accidental happily ever afterCopy !req
1358. /The way you smile
/and how you comfort meCopy !req
1359. /With your laughterCopy !req
1360. /I must admit you were
/not a part of my bookCopy !req
1361. /But now if you open
/it up and take a lookCopy !req
1362. /You're the beginning
/and the end of every chapterCopy !req
1363. /You're the best thing
/I never knew I neededCopy !req
1364. /So when you were hereCopy !req
1365. /I had no ideaCopy !req
1366. /You're the best thing
/I never knew I neededCopy !req
1367. /That I neededCopy !req
1368. /So now it's so clearCopy !req
1369. /I need you here, alwaysCopy !req
1370. /Who knew that I could beCopy !req
1371. /Who knew that I could beCopy !req
1372. /So unexpectedlyCopy !req
1373. /So unexpectedlyCopy !req
1374. /Undeniably happyCopy !req
1375. /With you right here,
/right here next to meCopy !req
1376. I'Cause you're the best
/thing I never knew I neededCopy !req
1377. /Said I neededCopy !req
1378. /When you were hereCopy !req
1379. /I had no ideaCopy !req
1380. /You're the best thing
/I never knew I neededCopy !req
1381. /So now it's so clearCopy !req
1382. /I need you here, alwaysCopy !req
1383. /Now it's so clearCopy !req
1384. /I need you here alwaysCopy !req