1. The Evening Star is shining brightCopy !req
2. So make a wish and hold on tightCopy !req
3. There's magic in the air tonightCopy !req
4. And anything can happenCopy !req
5. "Just at that moment,Copy !req
6. "the ugly little frog looked up with
his sad, round eyes and pleaded,Copy !req
7. "'Oh, please, dear princess,Copy !req
8. "'only a kiss from you
can break this terrible spellCopy !req
9. "'that was inflicted on me
by a wicked witch!"'Copy !req
10. Here comes my favourite part.Copy !req
11. "And the beautiful princess was
so moved by his desperate pleaCopy !req
12. "that she stooped down,
picked up the slippery creature,Copy !req
13. "leaned forward, raised him to her lips,Copy !req
14. "and kissed that little frog!Copy !req
15. "Then, the frog was transformed
into a handsome prince.Copy !req
16. "They were married and lived
happily ever after. The end. "Copy !req
17. Read it again! Read it again!Copy !req
18. Sorry, Charlotte.
It's time for us to be heading home.Copy !req
19. Say "good night," Tiana.Copy !req
20. There is no way
in this whole wide worldCopy !req
21. I would ever, ever, ever...Copy !req
22. I mean, never kiss a frog. Yuck!Copy !req
23. Is that so?Copy !req
24. Well, here's your
Prince Charming, Tia.Copy !req
25. - Come on. Kiss him.
- No.Copy !req
26. - Kiss him!
- Stop it!Copy !req
27. - Kiss him, kiss him, kiss him!
- I won't, I won't, I won't!Copy !req
28. I would do it. I would kiss a frog.Copy !req
29. I would kiss a hundred frogsCopy !req
30. if I could marry a prince
and be a princess.Copy !req
31. You girls, stop tormenting
that poor little kitty.Copy !req
32. Poor little thing.Copy !req
33. Evening, Eudora.Copy !req
34. Daddy! Daddy!
Look at my new dress. Isn't it pretty?Copy !req
35. Look at you.Copy !req
36. Why, I'd expect nothing lessCopy !req
37. from the finest seamstress
in New Orleans.Copy !req
38. I want that dress!Copy !req
39. - Now, sugarplum...
- I want that one!Copy !req
40. Please, please, please, please!Copy !req
41. Eudora, you suppose you could whip
something up like that?Copy !req
42. Anything for my best customer.Copy !req
43. Come along, Tiana. Your daddy
should be home from work by now.Copy !req
44. All right now, princess,
you're getting that dress, but that's it.Copy !req
45. No more Mr Pushover.Copy !req
46. Now, who wants a puppy?Copy !req
47. I do! I do! He's so cute!Copy !req
48. Gumbo smells good, Tiana.Copy !req
49. I think it's done, Daddy.Copy !req
50. Yeah? Are you sure?Copy !req
51. - Absolutely positive?
- Yes.Copy !req
52. Okay, I'm about to put this spoon
in my...Copy !req
53. Wait!Copy !req
54. Done.Copy !req
55. - What?
- Well, sweetheart,Copy !req
56. this is the best gumbo I've ever tasted!Copy !req
57. Come here.
Eudora, our little girl's got a gift.Copy !req
58. I could've told you that.Copy !req
59. A gift this special just got to be shared.Copy !req
60. Hey, everybody, I made gumbo!Copy !req
61. That smells good!Copy !req
62. I got some hush puppies, Tiana.
Here I come!Copy !req
63. You know the thing about good food?Copy !req
64. It brings folks together
from all walks of life.Copy !req
65. It warms them right up
and it puts little smiles on their faces.Copy !req
66. And when I open up
my own restaurant,Copy !req
67. I tell you, people are going
to line up for miles aroundCopy !req
68. just to get a taste of my food.Copy !req
69. Our food.Copy !req
70. That's right, baby. Our food.Copy !req
71. - Daddy! Look!
- Where are you going?Copy !req
72. Charlotte's fairy tale book saidCopy !req
73. if you make a wish on the Evening Star,
it's sure to come true.Copy !req
74. Well, you wish on that star, sweetheart.Copy !req
75. Yes. You wish and you dream
with all your little heart.Copy !req
76. But you remember, Tiana, thatCopy !req
77. that old star can only take you
part of the way.Copy !req
78. You got to help it along with
some hard work of your own,Copy !req
79. and then, yeah, you can do anything
you set your mind to.Copy !req
80. Just promise your daddy one thing.Copy !req
81. That you'll never, ever lose sight
of what's really important.Copy !req
82. Okay?Copy !req
83. See you in the morning, babycakes.Copy !req
84. Get some sleep.Copy !req
85. Please, please, please!Copy !req
86. Well, Miss Tiana, rough night for tips,
but every little penny counts.Copy !req
87. Don't you worry, Daddy.Copy !req
88. We'll be there soon.Copy !req
89. Good night, Cal's.
Good morning, Duke's.Copy !req
90. In the south land, there's a cityCopy !req
91. Way down on the riverCopy !req
92. Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliverCopy !req
93. They got music, it's always playingCopy !req
94. Start in the daytime
Go all through the nightCopy !req
95. When you hear that music playingCopy !req
96. Hear what I'm sayin'
It make you feel all rightCopy !req
97. Grab somebody, come on downCopy !req
98. Bring your paintbrush
We painting the townCopy !req
99. There's some sweetness goin' roundCopy !req
100. Catch it down in New OrleansCopy !req
101. We got magic, good and badCopy !req
102. Make you happy or make you real sadCopy !req
103. Get everything you want
Lose what you hadCopy !req
104. Down here in New OrleansCopy !req
105. Hey, partner!
Don't be shyCopy !req
106. Come on down, yeah, and give us a tryCopy !req
107. If you wanna do some livin'
before you dieCopy !req
108. Do it down in New OrleansCopy !req
109. Stately homes and mansionsCopy !req
110. Of the sugar barons
and the cotton kingsCopy !req
111. Rich people, poor people
all got dreamsCopy !req
112. Dreams do come true in New OrleansCopy !req
113. Order up!Copy !req
114. - Another coffee here, chère.
- Coming right up, Virgil.Copy !req
115. - Hey, Tiana!
- Morning, Georgia.Copy !req
116. - Hey, how you doing, Tiana?
- Hey, y'all.Copy !req
117. We all going out dancing tonight.
Care to join us?Copy !req
118. - Yeah, come on. Live a little.
- Come on, Tiana.Copy !req
119. - You can dance with me.
- It's Mardi Gras.Copy !req
120. You know I got two left feet.
Besides, I'm...Copy !req
121. You need a napkin, sweetheart?Copy !req
122. I'm going to work a double shift tonight.Copy !req
123. Here are your hotcakes.
You know, so I can...Copy !req
124. So you can save for your restaurant.
I know, I know.Copy !req
125. Girl, all you ever do is work.Copy !req
126. - Order up!
- Maybe next time.Copy !req
127. I told y'all she wouldn't come.Copy !req
128. Are you talking about
that dang restaurant again?Copy !req
129. Buford, your eggs are burning.Copy !req
130. You ain't never going to get enough
for the down payment.Copy !req
131. - I'm getting close.
- Yeah, how close?Copy !req
132. Where are my flapjacks?Copy !req
133. You got about as much chance
of getting that restaurantCopy !req
134. as I do of winning the Kentucky Derby!Copy !req
135. Saddle me up, y'all! It's post time.Copy !req
136. Giddyup, giddyup.Copy !req
137. - Morning, Mr La Bouff.
- Good morning, Tiana.Copy !req
138. Congratulations on being voted
King of the Mardi Gras parade.Copy !req
139. Caught me completely by surprise,Copy !req
140. for the fifth year in a row!Copy !req
141. Now, how about I celebrate with...Copy !req
142. Beignets?
Got a fresh batch just waiting for you.Copy !req
143. Well, keep them coming till I pass out.Copy !req
144. Oh, Tia!Copy !req
145. - Tia, Tia, Tia, did you hear the news?
- Hey, Charlotte.Copy !req
146. Tell her. Oh, tell her, Big Daddy!Copy !req
147. Yeah, Prince Naveen...Copy !req
148. Prince Naveen of Maldonia
is coming to New Orleans!Copy !req
149. Isn't he the bee's knees?Copy !req
150. Tell her what you did, Big Daddy.
Tell her!Copy !req
151. - Well, I invited...
- Big Daddy invited the princeCopy !req
152. to our masquerade ball tonight!Copy !req
153. Tell her what else you did, Big Daddy.
Go on.Copy !req
154. - And he's staying...
- And he's staying...Copy !req
155. And he's staying in our house
as my personal guest.Copy !req
156. Lottie, that's swell.Copy !req
157. A little word of advice.
My mama always said,Copy !req
158. "The quickest way to a man's heart
is through his stomach. "Copy !req
159. - That's it!
- What just happened?Copy !req
160. Tia! You are a bona fide genius.Copy !req
161. I'm going to need about 500
of your man-catching beignetsCopy !req
162. for my ball tonight.Copy !req
163. Excuse me, Daddy.
Will this about cover it?Copy !req
164. This should cover it just fine, Lottie.Copy !req
165. This is it! I'm getting my restaurant!Copy !req
166. Tonight my prince is finally coming.Copy !req
167. And I sure as heck ain't letting him go!Copy !req
168. Everything looks peachy-keen,
Mr Fenner and Mr Fenner.Copy !req
169. We'll have all the paperwork ready
to sign, first thing after Mardi Gras.Copy !req
170. I'll do you one better.
Why don't I sign them tonightCopy !req
171. when I see y'all
at the La Bouffs' masquerade ball?Copy !req
172. You drive a hard bargain, Tiana!Copy !req
173. Table for one, please?Copy !req
174. Mama.Copy !req
175. Here's a little something
to help you get started.Copy !req
176. Daddy's gumbo pot.Copy !req
177. I know.Copy !req
178. I miss him, too.Copy !req
179. Well, now. Hurry up and open the door!Copy !req
180. Just look at it, Mama.Copy !req
181. Doesn't it just make you want to cry?Copy !req
182. Yes.Copy !req
183. The maitre d' is going to be right
where you're standing.Copy !req
184. And over here, a gourmet kitchen!Copy !req
185. And hanging from the ceiling,
a big old crystal chandelier!Copy !req
186. You're your daddy's daughter, all right.Copy !req
187. He used to go on and on
about this old sugar mill, too.Copy !req
188. Babycakes, I'm sure this place
is going to be just wonderful,Copy !req
189. but it's a shame
you are working so hard.Copy !req
190. But how can I let up now
when I'm so close?Copy !req
191. I got to make sure all Daddy's
hard work means something.Copy !req
192. Tiana.Copy !req
193. Your daddy may not have gotten
the place he always wanted,Copy !req
194. but he had something better.Copy !req
195. He had love.Copy !req
196. And that's all I want for you,
sweetheart,Copy !req
197. to meet your Prince CharmingCopy !req
198. and dance off into
your happily ever after.Copy !req
199. Mama! I don't have time for dancing.Copy !req
200. That's just gonna have to wait a whileCopy !req
201. How long we talking about here?Copy !req
202. Ain't got time for messing aroundCopy !req
203. And it's not my styleCopy !req
204. I want some grandkids!Copy !req
205. This old town can slow you downCopy !req
206. People taking the easy wayCopy !req
207. But I know exactly where I'm goingCopy !req
208. I'm getting closer and closer every dayCopy !req
209. And I'm almost thereCopy !req
210. I'm almost thereCopy !req
211. People down here think I'm crazyCopy !req
212. But I don't careCopy !req
213. Trials and tribulationsCopy !req
214. I've had my shareCopy !req
215. There ain't nothing gonna stop me nowCopy !req
216. 'Cause I'm almost thereCopy !req
217. I remember Daddy told meCopy !req
218. Fairy tales can come trueCopy !req
219. You got to make them happenCopy !req
220. It all depends on youCopy !req
221. So I work real hard
each and every dayCopy !req
222. Now things for sure are going my wayCopy !req
223. Just doing what I doCopy !req
224. Look out, boys, I'm coming throughCopy !req
225. And I'm almost thereCopy !req
226. I'm almost thereCopy !req
227. People gonna come here
from everywhereCopy !req
228. And I'm almost thereCopy !req
229. I'm almost thereCopy !req
230. There's been trials and tribulationsCopy !req
231. You know I've had my shareCopy !req
232. But I've climbed a mountain
I've crossed a riverCopy !req
233. And I'm almost thereCopy !req
234. I'm almost thereCopy !req
235. I'm almost thereCopy !req
236. Excuse me!Copy !req
237. You need a hand there, buddy?Copy !req
238. Yes!Copy !req
239. Sire!
I've been looking for you everywhere.Copy !req
240. What a coincidence, Lawrence.Copy !req
241. I have been avoiding you everywhere.Copy !req
242. We're going to be late
for the masquerade.Copy !req
243. Listen, Lawrence, listen!Copy !req
244. It's jazz. It's jazz music!Copy !req
245. It was born here.Copy !req
246. Is beautiful, no?Copy !req
247. No.Copy !req
248. Dance with me, fat man.Copy !req
249. Stay loose, Lawrence!Copy !req
250. We're supposed to be
at the La Bouff estate by now!Copy !req
251. Yes, yes, yes,
but first I buy everyone here a drink!Copy !req
252. With what?Copy !req
253. At this point, you have two choices,Copy !req
254. woo and marry a rich young ladyCopy !req
255. or get a job!Copy !req
256. All right. Fine. But first we dance!Copy !req
257. No, this is idiocy!Copy !req
258. For someone who cannot see his feet,
you're very light on them!Copy !req
259. Is perfect!
You finally got into the music.Copy !req
260. Do you get my joke?Copy !req
261. Because your head is... It's in the tuba.Copy !req
262. - Get me out!
- All right.Copy !req
263. Hold on. One...Copy !req
264. How degrading!
I've never been so humiliated.Copy !req
265. Hello.Copy !req
266. Gentlemen!Copy !req
267. A tip of the hat from Dr Facilier.Copy !req
268. How y'all doing?Copy !req
269. "Tarot readings, charms, potions.
Dreams made real."Copy !req
270. Were I a betting man, and I'm not,
I stay away from games of chance...Copy !req
271. Sire!Copy !req
272. I'd wager I'm in the company
of visiting royalty.Copy !req
273. Lawrence. Lawrence!Copy !req
274. This remarkable gentleman
has just read my palm.Copy !req
275. Or this morning's newspaper.Copy !req
276. Sire!
This chap is obviously a charlatan.Copy !req
277. I suggest we move on to a less...Copy !req
278. Don't you disrespect me, little manCopy !req
279. Don't you derogate or derideCopy !req
280. You're in my world now, not your worldCopy !req
281. And I got friends on the other sideCopy !req
282. - He's got friends on the other side
- He's got friends on the other sideCopy !req
283. That's an echo, gentlemen.Copy !req
284. Just a little something we have here
in Louisiana, little parlour trick.Copy !req
285. Don't worry.Copy !req
286. Sit down at my tableCopy !req
287. Put your minds at easeCopy !req
288. If you relax, it will enable me
to do anything I pleaseCopy !req
289. I can read your futureCopy !req
290. I can change it round some, tooCopy !req
291. I look deep into your heart and soulCopy !req
292. You do have a soul
don't you, Lawrence?Copy !req
293. Make your wildest dreams come trueCopy !req
294. I got voodoo, I got hoodooCopy !req
295. I got things I ain't even triedCopy !req
296. And I got friends on the other sideCopy !req
297. - He's got friends on the other side
- He's got friends on the other sideCopy !req
298. The cards, the cards
The cards will tellCopy !req
299. The past, the present
and the future, as wellCopy !req
300. The cards, the cards, just take threeCopy !req
301. Take a little trip into your future
with meCopy !req
302. Now you, young man
are from across the seaCopy !req
303. You come from two long lines
of royaltyCopy !req
304. I'm a royal myself on my mother's side.Copy !req
305. Your lifestyle's highCopy !req
306. But your funds are lowCopy !req
307. You need to marry a little honey
whose daddy got doughCopy !req
308. Mom and Dad cut you off,
huh, playboy?Copy !req
309. Sad but true.Copy !req
310. Now y'all got to get hitched.
But hitching ties you down.Copy !req
311. You just want to be free,
hop from place to place.Copy !req
312. But freedom takes green.Copy !req
313. It's the green, it's the green
It's the green you needCopy !req
314. And when I look into your future
it's the green that I seenCopy !req
315. On you, little man
I don't want to waste much timeCopy !req
316. You been pushed round all your lifeCopy !req
317. You been pushed round
by your motherCopy !req
318. And your sister and your brotherCopy !req
319. And if you was marriedCopy !req
320. You'd be pushed round by your wifeCopy !req
321. But in your future, the you I seeCopy !req
322. Is exactly the man
you always wanted to beCopy !req
323. Shake my handCopy !req
324. Come on, boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?Copy !req
325. YesCopy !req
326. Are you ready?Copy !req
327. - Are you ready?
- Are you ready?Copy !req
328. Are you ready?Copy !req
329. Transformation CentralCopy !req
330. - Transformation Central
- Transformation CentralCopy !req
331. Reformation CentralCopy !req
332. - Reformation Central
- Reformation CentralCopy !req
333. Transmogrification CentralCopy !req
334. Can you feel it?Copy !req
335. You're changing, you're changingCopy !req
336. You're changing, all rightCopy !req
337. I hope you're satisfiedCopy !req
338. But if you ain't, don't blame meCopy !req
339. You can blame my friendsCopy !req
340. On the other sideCopy !req
341. - You got what you wanted
- You got what you wantedCopy !req
342. - But you lost what you had
- But you lost what you hadCopy !req
343. HushCopy !req
344. Senator Johnson. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
345. I hope you're leaving some of them
beignets for your constituents.Copy !req
346. Here you go, piping hot.Copy !req
347. Stella. Excuse me. Stella, no. No.Copy !req
348. Okay, but just one.Copy !req
349. But, Miss Charlotte,
you said "later" two hours ago.Copy !req
350. Travis, when a woman says "later,"
she really means "not ever. "Copy !req
351. Now run along.Copy !req
352. There are plenty of young fillies dying
for you to waltz them into a stupor.Copy !req
353. - Give me them napkins, quick!
- What on earth for?Copy !req
354. I swear, I'm sweating
like a sinner in church.Copy !req
355. Tia, it's getting to be so late!Copy !req
356. There's still a few stragglers.Copy !req
357. It's just not fair!
My prince is never coming!Copy !req
358. - Now, Lottie...
- I never get anything I wish for!Copy !req
359. Lottie, wait!Copy !req
360. Just calm down. Take a deep...Copy !req
361. Maybe I just got to wish harder.Copy !req
362. Please, please, please,
please, please, please!Copy !req
363. Lottie, you can't just wish on a star
and expect things...Copy !req
364. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
365. His Royal Highness, Prince Naveen!Copy !req
366. Evening, Tiana. Marvellous party.Copy !req
367. Evening, Mr Fenner and Mr Fenner.Copy !req
368. Fine-smelling beignets.Copy !req
369. Going to be the house speciality
once I sign those papers y'all brought.Copy !req
370. Yes. About that.Copy !req
371. You were outbid.Copy !req
372. - What?
- A fellow came in,Copy !req
373. offered the full amount in cash.Copy !req
374. Unless you can top his offer
by Wednesday...Copy !req
375. You can kiss that place goodbye.Copy !req
376. You know how long it took me
to save that money?Copy !req
377. Exactly!Copy !req
378. Which is why a little woman
of your backgroundCopy !req
379. would have had her hands full
trying to run a big business like that.Copy !req
380. No, you're better off where you're at.Copy !req
381. - Now, wait a minute...
- Love those beignets, though.Copy !req
382. Now, hold on there! You come back...Copy !req
383. Tia! Time to hit Prince Charming
with those man-catching...Copy !req
384. What happened?Copy !req
385. - I... I just...
- You poor dear.Copy !req
386. Oh, Prince Naveen,
we'll be right back, sugar!Copy !req
387. I got just the dress for you.Copy !req
388. Tia, honey, did you see the way
he danced with me?Copy !req
389. A marriage proposal
can't be far behind.Copy !req
390. Thank you, Evening Star!Copy !req
391. You know, I was starting to think that
wishing on stars was just for babiesCopy !req
392. and crazy people.Copy !req
393. Look at you.Copy !req
394. Aren't you just as pretty
as a magnolia in May?Copy !req
395. Seems like only yesterday
we were both little girlsCopy !req
396. dreaming our fairy tale dreams,Copy !req
397. and tonight they're finally coming true.Copy !req
398. Well, back into the fray.Copy !req
399. Wish me luck!Copy !req
400. Oh, Naveen...Copy !req
401. AlmostCopy !req
402. Almost thereCopy !req
403. People would have come
from everywhereCopy !req
404. I was almost thereCopy !req
405. I cannot believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
406. Please, please, please.Copy !req
407. Very funny.Copy !req
408. So what now? I reckon you want a kiss?Copy !req
409. Kissing would be nice, yes?Copy !req
410. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
411. I did not mean to scare you.
I... Wait, no, no, no!Copy !req
412. Wait. Hold on a sec...Copy !req
413. You have a very strong arm, Princess.Copy !req
414. Okay, please! Put the monkey down.Copy !req
415. Stay back or I'll...Copy !req
416. Please, please, please.Copy !req
417. Oh, wow. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
418. I am Prince NaveenCopy !req
419. of Maldonia.Copy !req
420. Prince? But I didn't wish for any...Copy !req
421. Hold on. If you're the prince,Copy !req
422. then who was that waltzing with Lottie
on the dance floor?Copy !req
423. All I know is one minute I am a prince,Copy !req
424. charming and handsome, cutting a rug,Copy !req
425. and then the next thing I know,
I am tripping over these.Copy !req
426. Wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
427. I know this story!Copy !req
428. - The Frog Prince?
- Yes!Copy !req
429. My mother had the servants
read this to me every night.Copy !req
430. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
431. This is exactly the answer!Copy !req
432. You must kiss me.Copy !req
433. Excuse me?Copy !req
434. You will enjoy, I guarantee.Copy !req
435. All women enjoy the kiss
of Prince Naveen.Copy !req
436. Come. We pucker.Copy !req
437. That's new.Copy !req
438. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
439. I'd really like to help you,
but I just do not kiss frogs.Copy !req
440. Wait a sec, but on the balcony,
you asked me.Copy !req
441. I didn't expect you to answer!Copy !req
442. But you must kiss me.Copy !req
443. Look, besides being
unbelievably handsome, okay,Copy !req
444. I also happen to come from
a fabulously wealthy family.Copy !req
445. Surely I could offer you
some type of reward,Copy !req
446. a wish I could grant, perhaps?Copy !req
447. Yes?Copy !req
448. Just one kiss?Copy !req
449. Just one, unless you beg for more.Copy !req
450. Okay, Tiana, you can do this.
You can do this.Copy !req
451. Just a little kiss.
Just a little kiss. Okay.Copy !req
452. You don't look that much different,
but how did you get way up there?Copy !req
453. And how did I get way down here
in all this...Copy !req
454. Easy, Princess. Princess, do not panic!Copy !req
455. What did you do to me?
I'm green and I'm slimy!Copy !req
456. - No! No, no, no, that is not slime.
- What?Copy !req
457. - You are secreting mucus.
- You... You...Copy !req
458. Hey, Stella!Copy !req
459. Get them frogs!Copy !req
460. - Run!
- I can't run. I'm a frog!Copy !req
461. Then hop!Copy !req
462. Down, boy. Down, monster dog!Copy !req
463. En garde!Copy !req
464. - Look out! Out of the way!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
465. - Where are we going?
- Excuse me!Copy !req
466. - I can't see a thing!
- Neither can I!Copy !req
467. - Wait! Stella!
- Going up!Copy !req
468. - Stella, it's me, Tiana!
- Tiana?Copy !req
469. Stella just talked to me.
The dog just spoke to me!Copy !req
470. You know, if you're going
to let every little thing bother you,Copy !req
471. it's going to be a very long night!Copy !req
472. Oh, dear.Copy !req
473. You're so quiet.Copy !req
474. You let him go?Copy !req
475. The poor devil was gasping,
so I loosened the lid ever so slightly.Copy !req
476. Now how did I ever get tangled up
in all this voodoo madness?Copy !req
477. I can't go through with this!Copy !req
478. You wear this ghastly thing!Copy !req
479. Careful with that!Copy !req
480. Anything happens to this,
I'm going to be...Copy !req
481. Fun fact about voodoo, Larry.Copy !req
482. Can't conjure a thing for myself.Copy !req
483. Besides, you and I both know
the real power in this world ain't magic.Copy !req
484. It's money!Copy !req
485. Buckets of it.Copy !req
486. - That's true.
- Aren't you tiredCopy !req
487. of living on the margins while
all those fat cats in their fancy carsCopy !req
488. don't give you so much
as a sideways glance?Copy !req
489. Yes. I am.Copy !req
490. All you got to do is marry
Big Daddy's little princess,Copy !req
491. and we'll be splitting that juicy
La Bouff fortune right down the middle.Copy !req
492. - 60-40, like I said.
- Yeah.Copy !req
493. But what about Naveen?Copy !req
494. Your little slip-up will be
a minor bump in the road,Copy !req
495. so long as we've got
the prince's blood in this.Copy !req
496. Yes.Copy !req
497. Voodoo?Copy !req
498. You mean to tell me this all happenedCopy !req
499. because you were messing
with the Shadow Man?Copy !req
500. He was very charismatic.Copy !req
501. It serves me right for wishing on stars.Copy !req
502. The only way to get what you want
in this world is through hard work.Copy !req
503. Hard work? Why would
a princess need to work hard?Copy !req
504. I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.Copy !req
505. A waitress?Copy !req
506. Well, no wonder the kiss did not work.
You lied to me!Copy !req
507. No, I... I never said I was a princess.Copy !req
508. You never said that
you were a waitress!Copy !req
509. You... You were wearing a crown!Copy !req
510. It was a costume party,
you spoiled little rich boy!Copy !req
511. Oh, yes?
Well, the egg is on your face, all right?Copy !req
512. - Because I do not have any riches.
- What?Copy !req
513. I am completely broke!Copy !req
514. You said you were fabulously wealthy!Copy !req
515. No. My parents are fabulously wealthy,
but they cut me off for being a...Copy !req
516. Leech! Leech!Copy !req
517. You're broke,
and you had the gall to call me a liar?Copy !req
518. It was not a lie. I fully...Copy !req
519. Run!Copy !req
520. I fully intend to be rich again.Copy !req
521. Once I marry Miss Charlotte La Bouff.
If she will have me.Copy !req
522. - You're a prince?
- Obviously.Copy !req
523. She'll have you.Copy !req
524. All right, then.Copy !req
525. Once you two are married,
you are going to keep your promiseCopy !req
526. and get me my restaurant, right?Copy !req
527. Not so fast. I made that promise
to a beautiful princess, not a cranky...Copy !req
528. Why are those logs moving?Copy !req
529. Those aren't logs.Copy !req
530. I got dibs on the big one.Copy !req
531. Where'd they go?Copy !req
532. - Where'd they go?
- I saw him first!Copy !req
533. Come here, you plump, tasty morsel!Copy !req
534. That's my tail, pea brain!Copy !req
535. Where did they go? Come on!Copy !req
536. Lower the vine.Copy !req
537. Find your own tree.Copy !req
538. - There he is!
- I see him! I see him!Copy !req
539. All right. Look, look.
Help me get out of this swamp,Copy !req
540. and once I marry Charlotte,
I shall get you your restaurant.Copy !req
541. You're going to taste so good
basted and battered and fried!Copy !req
542. - Quick, quick! Pull me up!
- You can hop, but you can't hide.Copy !req
543. We got all night.Copy !req
544. Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.Copy !req
545. So we may as well get comfortable.Copy !req
546. Keep your slimy self away from me!Copy !req
547. I told you, it is not slime! It is mucus!Copy !req
548. Rise and shine, sleeping beauty!
Gators are gone.Copy !req
549. What?Copy !req
550. We got to get back to New Orleans
and undo this mess you got us into.Copy !req
551. I was not the one parading around
with a phoney-baloney tiara.Copy !req
552. Music to paddle by.Copy !req
553. I could use a little help.Copy !req
554. I will play a little louder.Copy !req
555. How about a little less picking and a...Copy !req
556. I know that tune! Dippermouth Blues!Copy !req
557. Play it, brother!Copy !req
558. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
559. Where you been all my life?Copy !req
560. Where did you learn to play like that?Copy !req
561. Why, the bayou's the best jazz school
in the world.Copy !req
562. All the greats play the riverboats.Copy !req
563. Old Louis would give anything to be
up there jamming with the big boys.Copy !req
564. - Why don't you?
- I tried once.Copy !req
565. It didn't end well.Copy !req
566. It has been a real pleasure
meeting you, Louis.Copy !req
567. And thank you kindly for not eating us,
but we best be on our way.Copy !req
568. Where... Where y'all going?Copy !req
569. To find somebody to break this spell.Copy !req
570. What spell?Copy !req
571. Brace yourself, my scaly friend.Copy !req
572. We are not frogs.Copy !req
573. We are humans.Copy !req
574. Y'all serious?Copy !req
575. I am Naveen, Prince of Maldonia.
And she is Tiana, the waitress.Copy !req
576. Do not kiss her.Copy !req
577. Now, just a second.Copy !req
578. This goon here got himself turned into
a frog by a voodoo man, and now...Copy !req
579. Voodoo? Like the kind Mama Odie do?Copy !req
580. Mama who-dee?Copy !req
581. Mama Odie.
She the voodoo queen of the bayou.Copy !req
582. She got magic and spells,
all kind of hoodoo.Copy !req
583. - Could you take us to her?
- Could you take us to her?Copy !req
584. Through the deepest, darkest part
of the bayou?Copy !req
585. Facing razor-sharp pricker bushes
and trappers and hunters with guns?Copy !req
586. No.Copy !req
587. Watch and learn.Copy !req
588. Louis, it is too bad we cannot help you
with your dream.Copy !req
589. If only you were smaller, less toothy,Copy !req
590. you could play jazz to adoring crowds
without scaring them.Copy !req
591. Anyway, enjoy your loneliness,
my friend.Copy !req
592. Cute, but it's not going to...Copy !req
593. Hey, guys, I just had me a crazy idea!Copy !req
594. What if I ask Mama Odie
to turn me human?Copy !req
595. Louis! You are a genius!Copy !req
596. Hallelujah!Copy !req
597. If I were a human being
I'd head straight for New OrleansCopy !req
598. And I'd blow this horn
so hot and strongCopy !req
599. Like no one they've ever seenCopy !req
600. You heard of Louis ArmstrongCopy !req
601. Mr Sidney BechetCopy !req
602. All those boys gonna step aside
when they hear this old ex-gator playCopy !req
603. ListenCopy !req
604. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
605. When I'm human
as I hope to beCopy !req
606. I'm gonna blow this horn
till the cows come homeCopy !req
607. And everyone's gonna
bow down to meCopy !req
608. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
609. Oh, thank you. I love you, too, baby.Copy !req
610. When I'm myself again
I want just the life I hadCopy !req
611. A great big party every night
That doesn't sound too badCopy !req
612. A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my rightCopy !req
613. A blonde or two to hold the candles
Now that seems just about rightCopy !req
614. Eh, Louis?Copy !req
615. Life is short
When you're done, you're doneCopy !req
616. We're on this earth to have some funCopy !req
617. - And that's the way things are
- Tell it, brother!Copy !req
618. When I'm human, and I'm gonna beCopy !req
619. I'm gonna tear it up like I did before
And that's a royal guaranteeCopy !req
620. You are getting married!Copy !req
621. Oh, right.Copy !req
622. I'll just have to leave
a string of broken hearts behind me!Copy !req
623. Your modesty becomes you
and your sense of responsibilityCopy !req
624. I've worked hard for everything I've gotCopy !req
625. And that's the way it's supposed to beCopy !req
626. When I'm a human being
at least I'll act like oneCopy !req
627. If you do your best
each and every dayCopy !req
628. Good things are sure
to come your wayCopy !req
629. What you give is what you getCopy !req
630. My daddy said that and I'll never forgetCopy !req
631. And I commend it to youCopy !req
632. - When we're human
- When we're humanCopy !req
633. - And we're gonna be
- And we're gonna beCopy !req
634. I'm gonna blow my hornCopy !req
635. I'm gonna live the high lifeCopy !req
636. I'm gonna do my best
to take my place in the sunCopy !req
637. - When we're
- When we'reCopy !req
638. - Human
- HumanCopy !req
639. Prince Naveen, dear,
I am positively mortifiedCopy !req
640. you had to endure
that frog fiasco last night.Copy !req
641. Well, when you're next in line
for the throne,Copy !req
642. you're poised like a panther,Copy !req
643. ready to expect the unexpected.Copy !req
644. Your ear?Copy !req
645. What?Copy !req
646. Those pesky mosquitoes.Copy !req
647. They're everywhere. Please.Copy !req
648. Miss Charlotte, I can no longer ignore
the throbbing of myCopy !req
649. heart.Copy !req
650. Even though our time together
has been brief, it's been heavenly!Copy !req
651. Land sakes, Prince Naveen!Copy !req
652. You got me blushing like a...Copy !req
653. Would you do me the honour of
becoming Princess of Maldonia?Copy !req
654. Are you serious?Copy !req
655. As the plague.Copy !req
656. Yes!Copy !req
657. I most definitely will marry you!Copy !req
658. There's so much to plan!
I mean, the guest list,Copy !req
659. the dress, the music,
the flowers, the shoes...Copy !req
660. We're going to have ourselves
a Mardi Gras wedding!Copy !req
661. No!Copy !req
662. What do we do now?Copy !req
663. Because somebody let
our froggy prince go, Larry,Copy !req
664. I'm reduced to asking for help
from my friends on the other side.Copy !req
665. Now, this restaurant of yours,
is it going to have étouffée?Copy !req
666. Jambalaya, gumbo.
It's going to have it all.Copy !req
667. I've always wanted to try red beans
and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.Copy !req
668. Stop, Louis.Copy !req
669. You two are making me so very hungry.Copy !req
670. Interesting.Copy !req
671. What are you doing?Copy !req
672. You are frightening the food.Copy !req
673. This is harder than it looks.Copy !req
674. What? Oh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
675. There is no way I am kissing a frog
and eating a bug on the same day.Copy !req
676. No! No, no.Copy !req
677. - Hello.
- Hold still.Copy !req
678. Stop moving!
You are making this very difficult!Copy !req
679. Y'all find anything to eat yet? Oh, my.Copy !req
680. Hang on. Old Louis got it covered.Copy !req
681. - No, no...
- Don't...Copy !req
682. How's that?Copy !req
683. This could be a little better.Copy !req
684. You know what this needs?Copy !req
685. A sharp stick! Be right back.Copy !req
686. - This is all your fault.
- My fault? My fault...Copy !req
687. Let me tell you something.
I was having a wonderful time until...Copy !req
688. Coo! Well, looky here!Copy !req
689. Girl, I guess you and your boyfriend
got a little carried away. Am I right?Copy !req
690. - Oh, no, no!
- Do not be ridiculous!Copy !req
691. - He's not my boyfriend!
- I am the Prince of Maldonia!Copy !req
692. Let me shine a little light
on the situation.Copy !req
693. Excuse me. One more time now.Copy !req
694. That's more better. Yeah.Copy !req
695. It's okay, baby. I don't explode me.Copy !req
696. I ain't no firecracker!Copy !req
697. I just got my big butt glowing!
That's right!Copy !req
698. The women like a man
with a big back porch!Copy !req
699. Lord, you done this up
real good, for sure.Copy !req
700. Now where this go to at?Copy !req
701. Hang on, Cap.
I'm just going to give a little twist here.Copy !req
702. We're getting to know each other now!Copy !req
703. Won't you catch a fish?
Catch one, catch twoCopy !req
704. We're back in the bayou
'round fishin' timeCopy !req
705. It's about time I introduce myself.Copy !req
706. My name Raymond,
but everybody call me "Ray. "Copy !req
707. Pardon me, but your accent,
it's funny, no?Copy !req
708. I'm a Cajun, brah.
Born and bred in the bayou.Copy !req
709. Y'all must be new around here, huh?Copy !req
710. Actually, we are from a place
far, far away from this world.Copy !req
711. Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?Copy !req
712. No. No, no, no. We are people.Copy !req
713. Prince Charming here
got himself turned into a frogCopy !req
714. by a voodoo witch doctor.Copy !req
715. Well, there you go.Copy !req
716. And we were on our way
to Mama Odie's.Copy !req
717. We think maybe she can...Copy !req
718. Mama Odie? Y'all headed
the wrong directional, chère.Copy !req
719. Now what kind of chucklehead
told y'all to go this way?Copy !req
720. I found a stick!Copy !req
721. Louis.Copy !req
722. Ray here says you've been taking us
in the wrong direction.Copy !req
723. I was... Well, listen.Copy !req
724. I was confused by the topography
and the geographyCopy !req
725. and the choreography and...Copy !req
726. First rule of the bayou,
never take direction from a gator.Copy !req
727. Why, me and my relationals
will help show y'all the way.Copy !req
728. Hey, Cousin Randy!
You ready for a little bayou zydeco?Copy !req
729. Ready when you are, Cousin Ray.Copy !req
730. All right, Lulu. Let's get to it, darling.Copy !req
731. Come on, chère!
Just follow the bouncing butt!Copy !req
732. We're gonna take you there
We're gonna take you thereCopy !req
733. We're gonna take you all the way thereCopy !req
734. Gonna take you there
We're gonna take you thereCopy !req
735. We're gonna take you all the wayCopy !req
736. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
737. Goin' down the bayou
Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
738. Goin' down the bayou
Takin' you all the wayCopy !req
739. We got the whole family.Copy !req
740. There goes Mimi, Cousin Beaudreaux.Copy !req
741. Oh, Grandmamma! Your light out!Copy !req
742. We all gonna pull together
Down here that's how we doCopy !req
743. Me for them and them for meCopy !req
744. We all be there for youCopy !req
745. We gon' take ya
We gon' take yaCopy !req
746. We gon' take ya all the way thereCopy !req
747. We know where you're goin'
and we're goin' with youCopy !req
748. Takin' you all the wayCopy !req
749. Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
750. Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
751. Goin' down the bayouCopy !req
752. Takin' you all...Copy !req
753. Yeah, you know!Copy !req
754. Come on, y'all!Copy !req
755. Keep that line flowin'
and the lights a-glowin'!Copy !req
756. Yeah, you're right!Copy !req
757. Friends, I know I'm in hock
to y'all pretty deep already,Copy !req
758. but seems our little froggy prince
lost his wayCopy !req
759. and I need your generous assistance
getting him back.Copy !req
760. I hear you! Now, what's in it for y'all?Copy !req
761. Well, as soon as I dispose
of Big Daddy La BouffCopy !req
762. and I'm running this town,Copy !req
763. I'll have the entire city of New Orleans
in the palm of my hand.Copy !req
764. And you'll have all the wayward souls
your dark little hearts desire.Copy !req
765. Y'all love that, don't you?Copy !req
766. So, we got ourselves a deal?Copy !req
767. Now we're cooking!
We're going to find ourselves a frog!Copy !req
768. Search everywhere!
The bayou, the Quarter.Copy !req
769. Bring him to me alive.
I need his heart pumping for now.Copy !req
770. I'll take them the rest of the way.Copy !req
771. - Nice meeting y'all!
- Bye-bye, Pookie!Copy !req
772. Will do, Cousin Ray!Copy !req
773. And don't forget to tell Angela,
Ray-Ray say, "Bonne chance!"Copy !req
774. - That's your girl?
- Oh, no, no.Copy !req
775. My girl? Ho, ho, ho. That's Evangeline.Copy !req
776. Evangeline?Copy !req
777. She the most prettiest firefly
ever did glow.Copy !req
778. You know, I talk to Evangeline
most every night.Copy !req
779. She's kind of shy. Don't say much.Copy !req
780. And I know in my heartCopy !req
781. someday we are
going to be together. Yeah.Copy !req
782. - That's so sweet.
- Yeah, so sweet.Copy !req
783. Just do not settle down so quickly,
my friend.Copy !req
784. There are plenty of fireflies
in the swamp.Copy !req
785. What?Copy !req
786. Pricker bushes got me!Copy !req
787. Gator down! Gator down!Copy !req
788. The darkness is closing in! I'm so cold.Copy !req
789. Will you hold still, you big baby?Copy !req
790. I ain't touched it yet.Copy !req
791. Take a look at them two jumpers.Copy !req
792. I can taste them frog legs already.Copy !req
793. Bet they taste real good
with the sauce piquant, right, Pa?Copy !req
794. Will you keep quiet?Copy !req
795. My thoughts exactly, Two Fingers.Copy !req
796. It is time to catch us some frogs!Copy !req
797. You know, waitress,Copy !req
798. I have finally figured out
what is wrong with you.Copy !req
799. Have you now?Copy !req
800. You do not know
how to have fun. There.Copy !req
801. - Somebody had to say it.
- Thank you,Copy !req
802. because I figured out
what your problem is, too.Copy !req
803. I'm too wonderful?Copy !req
804. No, you're a no-'count, philandering,
lazy bump on a log.Copy !req
805. Killjoy.Copy !req
806. - What did you say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
807. - Stick in the mud.
- Listen here, mister.Copy !req
808. This stick in the mud has had to work
two jobs her whole lifeCopy !req
809. while you've been
sucking on a silver spoonCopy !req
810. chasing chambermaids
around your ivory tower!Copy !req
811. Actually, it's polished marble.Copy !req
812. I got me one, boys!
Y'all get that little one over there!Copy !req
813. That's good hunting today, yes, indeed!Copy !req
814. Hunters with guns!Copy !req
815. Look at them big frog legs.Copy !req
816. I want me some corn bread
with this dinner!Copy !req
817. Oh, no! A bug got to do
what a bug got to do!Copy !req
818. I think I done chipped
my favourite tooth.Copy !req
819. Here I come, Two Fingers! I'll help...Copy !req
820. Pa! We got one!Copy !req
821. Shush now! Get on quiet there!Copy !req
822. What happened to yours?Copy !req
823. Shut your trap, Darnell!Copy !req
824. Free!Copy !req
825. Pa, did you hear that suspicious thud?Copy !req
826. Yeah. I sure did.Copy !req
827. What are you two gawking at?Copy !req
828. Just missed him!Copy !req
829. I will make him pay for his insolence!Copy !req
830. Two Fingers!
I need some help over here!Copy !req
831. - Now! Go!
- Would you stop that?Copy !req
832. Hold still.Copy !req
833. No, no, no. No, you idiot, not there!Copy !req
834. Watch this.Copy !req
835. Missed it!Copy !req
836. Get them froggies!Copy !req
837. These two ain't like
no frogs I ever seen.Copy !req
838. They smart.Copy !req
839. And we talk, too.Copy !req
840. You all right there, little bug?Copy !req
841. I'm fine. But your breath
done near kill me to death.Copy !req
842. - Would you mind?
- I got you covered, brah.Copy !req
843. Much obliged, peewee.Copy !req
844. Now how about the other side?Copy !req
845. "And we talk, too. " I like that.
You are secretly funny.Copy !req
846. - Not a stick in the mud? Say it. Say it.
- Well, I wouldn't go...Copy !req
847. - All right. You're not exactly...
- I can't hear you. I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
848. a complete stick deep in the mud.Copy !req
849. Easy. Easy!Copy !req
850. - This one's in there, ain't it? Hold on.
- Holy...Copy !req
851. Chère, I know we gots to get
to Mama Odie lickety-split,Copy !req
852. but this particular extractification
is going to take a while.Copy !req
853. Yeah.Copy !req
854. Poor Louis.Copy !req
855. You know what would make me
feel better?Copy !req
856. Crawfish smothered in
rémoulade sauce... Mercy!Copy !req
857. - Just a little more!
- With some Bananas FosterCopy !req
858. sprinkled with pralines...Copy !req
859. Oh, Mama!Copy !req
860. - How about some swamp gumbo?
- That will do.Copy !req
861. Sounds delicious.
I'll start with a pre-dinner cocktailCopy !req
862. and something to nibble on
while I wait. Thanks.Copy !req
863. No, no, no, your royal highness.Copy !req
864. You are going to
mince these mushrooms.Copy !req
865. - Do what?
- Mince the mushrooms!Copy !req
866. Hop to it!Copy !req
867. - Little ridiculous.
- Are you mincing?Copy !req
868. All right! Relax.Copy !req
869. One.Copy !req
870. Step aside, mister.Copy !req
871. Watch and learn.Copy !req
872. All right.Copy !req
873. - There you go.
- You know,Copy !req
874. I've never done
anything like this before.Copy !req
875. - Really?
- All right.Copy !req
876. But when you live in a castle,
everything is done for you.Copy !req
877. All the time. They dress you.
They feed you. Drive you.Copy !req
878. Brush your teeth.Copy !req
879. Oh, poor baby.Copy !req
880. I admit it was a charmed life
until the day my parents cut me off,Copy !req
881. and suddenly I realisedCopy !req
882. I don't know how to do anything.Copy !req
883. Well, hey, you got the makings
of a decent mushroom mincer.Copy !req
884. You think so?Copy !req
885. Keep practising
and I just might hire you.Copy !req
886. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
887. Come on! What was that?
That was below the frog belt.Copy !req
888. you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello. " And he say, "What?"Copy !req
889. And you say, "That a ugly fish. "Copy !req
890. Anyone for seconds?Copy !req
891. That was magnificent!
You truly have a gift.Copy !req
892. Why, thank you.Copy !req
893. There she is.Copy !req
894. The sweetest firefly in all creation.Copy !req
895. Evangeline?Copy !req
896. I want to meet this girl. Where she at?Copy !req
897. How you can miss her?Copy !req
898. She glowing right up there
in front of y'all.Copy !req
899. Look how she lights up the skyCopy !req
900. Ma belle EvangelineCopy !req
901. That ain't no fire...Copy !req
902. So far above me, yet ICopy !req
903. Know her heart belongs to only meCopy !req
904. I adore you.Copy !req
905. I love you.Copy !req
906. I'm just translating.Copy !req
907. You're my queen of the nightCopy !req
908. So still, so brightCopy !req
909. That someone as beautiful as sheCopy !req
910. Could love someone like meCopy !req
911. No. I don't dance.Copy !req
912. Love always finds a way, it's trueCopy !req
913. I've never danced.Copy !req
914. And I love you, EvangelineCopy !req
915. If I can mince, you can dance.Copy !req
916. Love is beautiful
Love is wonderfulCopy !req
917. Love is everythingCopy !req
918. Do you agree?Copy !req
919. Look how she lights up the skyCopy !req
920. I love you, EvangelineCopy !req
921. Lottie's getting herself
one heck of a dance partner.Copy !req
922. We best be pushing on.Copy !req
923. - Tiana!
- Naveen!Copy !req
924. No, no, no!Copy !req
925. Not bad for a 197-year-old blind lady.Copy !req
926. Now which one of you naughty children
been messing with the Shadow Man?Copy !req
927. We're so glad we found you,
Mama Odie.Copy !req
928. Ray and Louis here
have been telling us all about you.Copy !req
929. We've been travelling quite a long way,Copy !req
930. and you can't imagine
what we've been through.Copy !req
931. And we...Copy !req
932. - And we heard that you...
- Juju!Copy !req
933. Come on over here, you bad boy.Copy !req
934. Give us a little sugar, now.Copy !req
935. Y'all just loves your mama, don't you?Copy !req
936. Good to see you again, Ray.
How's your grandmamma?Copy !req
937. She's fine. Got in a little trouble
for flashing the neighbours again.Copy !req
938. I like that gal's spunk!Copy !req
939. Mama Odie.Copy !req
940. We don't want to take up
too much of your time...Copy !req
941. Y'all want some candy?Copy !req
942. - Not really.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
943. Now, that's too bad.
It's a special candy.Copy !req
944. Would have turned y'all human.Copy !req
945. - Wait! Don't! Please don't take it!
- No! Please!Copy !req
946. I'm just messing with y'all.Copy !req
947. How on Earth did you know
that we wanted to turn back...Copy !req
948. - Mama Odie?
- Juju!Copy !req
949. Why didn't you tell me
my gumbo was burning?Copy !req
950. You sure this is the right
blind voodoo ladyCopy !req
951. who lives in a boat in a tree
in the bayou?Copy !req
952. Pretty sure.Copy !req
953. Can't believe this.
Got to do everything around here.Copy !req
954. - Mama Odie, if you...
- Taste this!Copy !req
955. Well?Copy !req
956. Hit it hard with a couple of shots
of Tabasco and it's the bee's knees.Copy !req
957. - Now, can we...
- Juju!Copy !req
958. That's got some zang to it!Copy !req
959. That's just what it needed.Copy !req
960. Now, y'all figure out what you need?Copy !req
961. It's just like you said, Mama Odie.
We need to be human.Copy !req
962. Y'all ain't got the sense
you was born with!Copy !req
963. Y'all want to be human
but you're blind to what you need!Copy !req
964. What we want? What we need?
Is all the same thing, yes?Copy !req
965. Is the same thing? No!Copy !req
966. You listen to your mama now.Copy !req
967. Don't matter what you look like
Don't matter what you wearCopy !req
968. How many rings you got on your fingerCopy !req
969. - We don't care, no
- We don't careCopy !req
970. Don't matter where you come from
Don't even matter what you areCopy !req
971. A dog, a pig, a cow, a goatCopy !req
972. - Had 'em all in here
- Had 'em all in hereCopy !req
973. And they all knew what they wanted
What they wanted me to doCopy !req
974. I told 'em what they needed
Just like I be telling youCopy !req
975. You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
976. Find out who you areCopy !req
977. You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
978. It really ain't that farCopy !req
979. When you find out who you areCopy !req
980. You'll find out what you needCopy !req
981. - Blue skies and sunshine
- Blue skies and sunshineCopy !req
982. GuaranteedCopy !req
983. - You got to dig
- DigCopy !req
984. - You got to dig
- DigCopy !req
985. Prince Froggy is a rich little boy
You want to be rich againCopy !req
986. That ain't gonna make you happy now
Did it make you happy then? No!Copy !req
987. Money ain't got no soul
Money ain't got no heartCopy !req
988. All you need is some self-controlCopy !req
989. Make yourself a brand-new startCopy !req
990. You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
991. Don't have far to goCopy !req
992. You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
993. Tell the people Mama told you soCopy !req
994. Can't tell you what you'll findCopy !req
995. Maybe love will grant you
peace of mindCopy !req
996. Dig a little deeper and you'll knowCopy !req
997. - Miss Froggy.
- Ma'am?Copy !req
998. - Might I have a word?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
999. You's a hard one, that's what I heard.Copy !req
1000. Your daddy was a loving man
Family, through and throughCopy !req
1001. You your daddy's daughter
What he had in him, you got in youCopy !req
1002. You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1003. For you, it's gonna be toughCopy !req
1004. You got to dig a little deeperCopy !req
1005. You ain't dug near far enoughCopy !req
1006. Dig down deep inside yourself
You'll find out what you needCopy !req
1007. Blue skies and sunshine
GuaranteedCopy !req
1008. Open up the windows!
Let in the light, children!Copy !req
1009. Blue skies and sunshine
Blue skies and sunshineCopy !req
1010. Blue skies and sunshineCopy !req
1011. GuaranteedCopy !req
1012. Well, Miss Froggy, do you understand
what you need now, child?Copy !req
1013. Yes. I do, Mama Odie.Copy !req
1014. I need to dig a little deeper
and work even harderCopy !req
1015. to get my restaurant.Copy !req
1016. All right, y'all, one more time!Copy !req
1017. It don't matter what you look like
It don't...Copy !req
1018. Nobody is going to sing with Ray?
Okay.Copy !req
1019. Well, if y'all are set on being human,
there's only one way.Copy !req
1020. Gumbo, gumbo in the pot.Copy !req
1021. We need a princess, whatcha got?Copy !req
1022. Lottie? But she's not a princess.Copy !req
1023. Hush up and look at the gumbo.Copy !req
1024. Ta-da!Copy !req
1025. That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the Mardi Gras parade.Copy !req
1026. So that makes Lottie a princess.Copy !req
1027. - Does that count?
- Yes, it does,Copy !req
1028. but only till midnight
when Mardi Gras is over.Copy !req
1029. Hop-along, you only got till then
to get that princess to kiss you.Copy !req
1030. Once she does, boom!Copy !req
1031. You both turn human!Copy !req
1032. - Midnight?
- That doesn't give us much time at all.Copy !req
1033. What about me, Mama?Copy !req
1034. I want to be human, too,
so I can play jazz with the big boys.Copy !req
1035. I want fingers and toes
and a bellybutton.Copy !req
1036. Not the kind that sticks out
but the kind that goes in.Copy !req
1037. Jabber Jaws, you dig a little deeper,
you'll find everything you need.Copy !req
1038. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1039. There's a lot of river
between here and New Orleans.Copy !req
1040. Y'all best get to swimming.Copy !req
1041. Wait! I got a better idea.Copy !req
1042. They got guns!Copy !req
1043. Man, that is one killer-diller costume!Copy !req
1044. Hey, gator, can you blow that horn?Copy !req
1045. Come on. Sit in with us!
We're playing Mardi Gras.Copy !req
1046. We can't miss this! Little Louis
going to finally play with the big boys!Copy !req
1047. Naveen, you coming?Copy !req
1048. I'll catch up with you later.Copy !req
1049. Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look
Tiana in the eye and say,Copy !req
1050. "I will do whatever it takes to make
all your dreams come true because...Copy !req
1051. "Because I love you"?Copy !req
1052. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap!
You making goo-goo eyes at my girl?Copy !req
1053. That's it! Put them up! I'm going to
make some shoes out of you!Copy !req
1054. No, Ray!
I am not in love with Evangeline.Copy !req
1055. I am in love with Tiana!Copy !req
1056. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
You come here, you.Copy !req
1057. And I can no longer marry
Miss Charlotte La Bouff.Copy !req
1058. You're going to be happy together!Copy !req
1059. I'll find another way
to get Tiana a restaurant.Copy !req
1060. You're going to have
the cutest little tadpoles!Copy !req
1061. I will get a job.
Maybe two. Maybe three.Copy !req
1062. I can't wait to tell chère!Copy !req
1063. No, no, no. I must tell her. Alone.Copy !req
1064. Right. You rascal!Copy !req
1065. Where you taking me?Copy !req
1066. I just wanted to show you
a little somethingCopy !req
1067. to celebrate our last night together
as frogs.Copy !req
1068. All my years no one's ever done
anything like this for me.Copy !req
1069. It is too much, is it not?
Thank you, Beaux.Copy !req
1070. I thought it was a nice touch.Copy !req
1071. Pretend you did not see that.
Please, please, sit down.Copy !req
1072. What's this?Copy !req
1073. - You minced.
- I did!Copy !req
1074. You have had
quite an influence on me,Copy !req
1075. which is amazing because I have dated
thousands of women and...Copy !req
1076. No, like two, three, just other women.
And anyway, listen.Copy !req
1077. You could not be more different,
you know?Copy !req
1078. You are practically one of the guys.Copy !req
1079. No, no, no. You are not a guy.
Let me begin again.Copy !req
1080. I'm not myself tonight.
Tiana! Sorry, that was loud.Copy !req
1081. - This is a disaster.
- No. It's cute.Copy !req
1082. - Tiana, I...
- There it is!Copy !req
1083. Your restaurant?Copy !req
1084. Can't you just picture it?
All lit up like the Fourth of July.Copy !req
1085. - Yes. Jazz pouring out of every window!
- It should be elegant.Copy !req
1086. But you got to keep it loose, though.
Got to let it swing.Copy !req
1087. - You know a good ukulele player?
- Really? You'd let me perform?Copy !req
1088. I'll talk to the owner. Owner says yes.Copy !req
1089. Folks are going to be coming together
from all walks of lifeCopy !req
1090. just to get a taste of our food.Copy !req
1091. Our food?Copy !req
1092. Oh, no. My daddy.Copy !req
1093. We always wanted
to open this restaurant.Copy !req
1094. He died before he could see it happen.Copy !req
1095. But tomorrow, with your help,
our dream is finally coming true.Copy !req
1096. - Tomorrow?
- If I don't deliver that moneyCopy !req
1097. first thing tomorrow,
I lose this place forever.Copy !req
1098. Tiana, I loveCopy !req
1099. the way you light up
when you talk about your dream.Copy !req
1100. A dream that... It is so beautiful, I...Copy !req
1101. I promise I will do whatever it takes
to make it come true.Copy !req
1102. Port of New Orleans, all ashore!Copy !req
1103. I'll go round up the boys.Copy !req
1104. Evangeline,Copy !req
1105. I've always been so sure about
what I wanted, but now I...Copy !req
1106. What do I do?Copy !req
1107. Please tell me.Copy !req
1108. Prince Naveen, darling.Copy !req
1109. You better hurry up. Don't want to be
late for our Mardi Gras wedding.Copy !req
1110. Getting dressed! Just a few more
minutes, my dearest heart.Copy !req
1111. Okay, honey lamb.
We'll be waiting in the Packard.Copy !req
1112. Daddy, start the car!Copy !req
1113. Oh, my heavens, I'm doomed!Copy !req
1114. No, Larry! I'm the one who's doomed.
Unless we get that frog's blood in...Copy !req
1115. We are back in business, boys!Copy !req
1116. Get your filthy hands off me! Lawrence!Copy !req
1117. Now hold still, Your Eminence.Copy !req
1118. Mardi Gras! Mardi Gras!Copy !req
1119. Ray! Have you seen Naveen?Copy !req
1120. Look at you. Where the ring at?Copy !req
1121. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1122. Well, if Cap didn't say nothing,
I ain't going to say nothingCopy !req
1123. because old Ray's sealed up
tight as a drum.Copy !req
1124. - You ain't getting nothing out of me, no!
- Ray.Copy !req
1125. Okay, Cap not going to marry Charlotte,
he going to marry you!Copy !req
1126. Soon as he gets himself kissed
and y'all both turn human,Copy !req
1127. he's going to find a job,
get you that restaurant...Copy !req
1128. I said too much, didn't I?Copy !req
1129. You said just enough, Ray!
Thank you, Evangeline.Copy !req
1130. He was trying to propose!
That's what all that fumbling was about!Copy !req
1131. And here I thought all he wanted
was to marry a rich girl!Copy !req
1132. What are we looking for again?Copy !req
1133. You just keep your eyes out
for the biggest, gaudiest floatCopy !req
1134. with a Mardi Gras princess
about to kiss herself a...Copy !req
1135. A frog.Copy !req
1136. Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here tonightCopy !req
1137. in this fine celebration to join togetherCopy !req
1138. this prince and this young woman
in holy matrimony.Copy !req
1139. Oh, no. This can't be right, darling.Copy !req
1140. And how you can still be a frog?
Mama Odie, she...Copy !req
1141. I know what we seen with our eyes,Copy !req
1142. but if we just go back that way,Copy !req
1143. we're going to find out
your fairy tale come true.Copy !req
1144. Just because you wish for something
doesn't make it true.Copy !req
1145. It's like my Evangeline always said
to me...Copy !req
1146. Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray!Copy !req
1147. A big ball of hot air
a million miles from here!Copy !req
1148. Open your eyes now,
before you get hurt.Copy !req
1149. She just speaking out a broken heart.
That's all that is.Copy !req
1150. Come on, Evangeline.Copy !req
1151. We're going to show chère the truth!Copy !req
1152. If any of you objects to the union
of these two people,Copy !req
1153. speak now or forever hold your peace.Copy !req
1154. Me! Me! I object!Copy !req
1155. Do you, Prince Naveen,
take Charlotte to be your wife?Copy !req
1156. Cap, what you doing, son?Copy !req
1157. as you both shall live?Copy !req
1158. What? I do! Yes, I'm for it.Copy !req
1159. - Do you, Charlotte La Bouff...
- Is that you, Cap?Copy !req
1160. Ray! Get me out of this box!Copy !req
1161. I can't hear you!
I'm going to get you out this box!Copy !req
1162. to keep yourself only unto him,
as long as you both shall live?Copy !req
1163. I do.Copy !req
1164. And so, by the power vested in me
by the state of Louisiana,Copy !req
1165. I now pronounce you man and...Copy !req
1166. Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1167. Goodness gracious! Are you all right?Copy !req
1168. I just need a moment
to compose myself.Copy !req
1169. Cheese and crackers!Copy !req
1170. Lawrence, why are you doing this?Copy !req
1171. As payback for
all those years of humiliation.Copy !req
1172. Get your royal rump back on that
wedding cake and finish this deal!Copy !req
1173. What's he doing? Stop him!Copy !req
1174. Give it to me!Copy !req
1175. I've got it! It got me, too.Copy !req
1176. - Let go of that!
- Stay out of sight!Copy !req
1177. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1178. Ray?Copy !req
1179. Hey, why did you stop?Copy !req
1180. He's a real gator!Copy !req
1181. Ray?Copy !req
1182. This proves what we saw
ain't what we thought we saw!Copy !req
1183. - What is this?
- It's a voodoo hayacall.Copy !req
1184. The Shadow Man,
he been using it for the...Copy !req
1185. You can't let Shadow Man get this,
no matter what!Copy !req
1186. Now run, girl! Run!Copy !req
1187. Don't make me light my butt!Copy !req
1188. I'm going to get you!
I got a lot more of me! Come here, you!Copy !req
1189. Who's next?Copy !req
1190. Ray!Copy !req
1191. Ray?Copy !req
1192. Back off, or I'm going to break this thing
into a million pieces!Copy !req
1193. Naveen?Copy !req
1194. Now, isn't this a whole lot betterCopy !req
1195. than hopping around the bayou
for the rest of your life?Copy !req
1196. Shadow Man.Copy !req
1197. Got to hand it to you, Tiana.Copy !req
1198. When you dream, you dream big.Copy !req
1199. Just look at this place.Copy !req
1200. Going to be the crown jewel
of the Crescent City!Copy !req
1201. And all you got to do
to make this a realityCopy !req
1202. is hand over
that little old talisman of mine.Copy !req
1203. No. This is not right.Copy !req
1204. Come on now, darling.
Think of everything you've sacrificed.Copy !req
1205. - Girl, all you ever do is work.
- I told y'all she wouldn't come.Copy !req
1206. Think of all those naysayers
who doubted you.Copy !req
1207. You ain't never going to get enough
for the down payment.Copy !req
1208. little woman of your background,
you're better off where you're at.Copy !req
1209. And don't forget your poor daddy.Copy !req
1210. - Now that was one hard-working man.
- See you in the morning, James.Copy !req
1211. Double, sometime triple shifts.Copy !req
1212. Never letting on how bone tired
and beat down he really was.Copy !req
1213. - Daddy!
- Hey, babycakes!Copy !req
1214. Shame all that hard workCopy !req
1215. didn't amount to much more
than a busted-up old gumbo potCopy !req
1216. and a dream that
never got off the back porch.Copy !req
1217. But you?Copy !req
1218. You can give your poor daddy
everything he ever wanted.Copy !req
1219. Come on, Tiana. You're almost there.Copy !req
1220. My daddy never did get
what he wanted.Copy !req
1221. But he had what he needed.Copy !req
1222. He had love. He never lost sight of
what was really important.Copy !req
1223. - Easy with that. Careful.
- And neither will I!Copy !req
1224. Y'all should have taken my deal.Copy !req
1225. Now you're going to spend
the rest of your lifeCopy !req
1226. being a slimy, little frog.Copy !req
1227. I've got news for you, Shadow Man.
It's not slime. It's mucus!Copy !req
1228. No! No!Copy !req
1229. How am I ever going to pay back
my debt?Copy !req
1230. Friends.Copy !req
1231. Are you ready?Copy !req
1232. No! I'm not ready at all!
In fact, I got lots more plans.Copy !req
1233. Are you ready?Copy !req
1234. This is just a minor setback
in a major operation.Copy !req
1235. As soon as I whip up another spell,
we'll be back in business!Copy !req
1236. I still got that froggy prince
locked away!Copy !req
1237. I just need a little more time.Copy !req
1238. No, please!Copy !req
1239. Just a little more time!Copy !req
1240. I promise I'll pay y'all back! I promise!Copy !req
1241. HushCopy !req
1242. Prince! Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1243. Your shy and retiring bride-to-be
is getting antsy!Copy !req
1244. Hello, darling.Copy !req
1245. Miss La Bouff! Please, down here!Copy !req
1246. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the real Prince Naveen!Copy !req
1247. Of Maldonia.Copy !req
1248. Did you say "Prince"?Copy !req
1249. Boys, drag this maggot
down to the parish prison.Copy !req
1250. I'm completely innocent!
Now, the Shadow Man bamboozled me!Copy !req
1251. Goodness gracious.
This is so much to absorb.Copy !req
1252. Let me see if I got this right.Copy !req
1253. If I kiss you before midnight,
you and Tiana will turn human again?Copy !req
1254. And then we're gonna
get ourselves marriedCopy !req
1255. and live happily ever after, the end!Copy !req
1256. Yeah, more or less. But remember,Copy !req
1257. you must give Tiana all the money
she requires for her restaurant.Copy !req
1258. Because Tiana,Copy !req
1259. she is my Evangeline.Copy !req
1260. Anything you want, sugar.Copy !req
1261. Pucker up, buttercup.Copy !req
1262. - Wait!
- Tiana?Copy !req
1263. - Tiana?
- Don't do this.Copy !req
1264. I have to do this.
And we are running out of time.Copy !req
1265. I won't let you!Copy !req
1266. It's the only way to get you your dream!Copy !req
1267. My dream?Copy !req
1268. My dream wouldn't be completeCopy !req
1269. without you in it.Copy !req
1270. I love you, Naveen.Copy !req
1271. - Warts and all?
- Warts and all.Copy !req
1272. All my life, I read about
true love in fairy talesCopy !req
1273. and, Tia, you found it!Copy !req
1274. I'll kiss him. For you, honey.Copy !req
1275. No marriage required.Copy !req
1276. Oh, my word!
Maybe that old clock's a little fast!Copy !req
1277. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1278. Tiana! Naveen!Copy !req
1279. - Louis, what is it?
- Shadow Man done laid poor Ray low.Copy !req
1280. - Ray.
- He's hurting awful bad.Copy !req
1281. Hey, chère,Copy !req
1282. - how come you're still...
- We're staying frogs, Ray.Copy !req
1283. And we're staying together.Copy !req
1284. I like that very much.Copy !req
1285. Evangeline likes that, too.Copy !req
1286. And so by the power vested in me,Copy !req
1287. I now pronounce y'all frog and wife.Copy !req
1288. Get to it, Hop-along!
Give your lovely bride some sugar!Copy !req
1289. Congratulations.Copy !req
1290. This going to be good!Copy !req
1291. Like I told y'all,
kissing a princess breaks the spell.Copy !req
1292. Once you became my wife,
that made you...Copy !req
1293. A princess.
You just kissed yourself a princess.Copy !req
1294. And I'm about to do it again.Copy !req
1295. In the south land, there's a cityCopy !req
1296. Way down on the riverCopy !req
1297. Where the women are very pretty
And all the men deliverCopy !req
1298. They got music, it's always playingCopy !req
1299. Start in the daytime
Go all through the nightCopy !req
1300. And when you hear that music playingCopy !req
1301. Hear what I'm saying
make you feel all rightCopy !req
1302. Who would have thought the prince
would've had a younger brother!Copy !req
1303. How old did you say you were?Copy !req
1304. I'm six and a half.Copy !req
1305. Well, I've waited this long.Copy !req
1306. Grab somebody, come on downCopy !req
1307. Bring your paintbrush
We're painting the townCopy !req
1308. There's some sweetness going aroundCopy !req
1309. Dreams do come trueCopy !req
1310. In New OrleansCopy !req