1. - Ha-ha!
- Arr!
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2. Stand firm, men.
For the king and Monteria.
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3. Back to the sea, dog.
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4. Prince Alexander!
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5. Ah!
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6. Drop your weapons,
or say good-bye to your friends!
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7. Robert, I should have known
you were behind
this cowardly attack.
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8. Hello, nephew.
Sorry I've missed
the family reunions,
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9. but it's been difficult,
being banished and all.
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10. Your punishment was well earned.
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11. That depends on
your point of view.
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12. But since your daddy
has left you alone
and unprotected,
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13. I thought we could
get reacquainted.
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14. His absence is
but temporary.
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15. He has business
across the western sea.
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16. Is that what he told you?
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17. He knew I was growing strong
in the mechanical arts.
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18. Too strong perhaps
for even him.
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19. You fight bravely
for the son of a coward.
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20. - Tie him up!
- Your cutlass!
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21. Plenty more at home.
Leave it.
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22. A calling card
for my cowardly brother.
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23. Take him aboard theStubb.
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24. And be sure to bring
the princess as well.
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25. She's not here.
She stayed behind in Monteria.
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26. Search the ship.
Find the girl.
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27. I tell you,
she's not here!
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28. Aha!
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29. Are you certain
he's gone?
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30. I-I say, milady,
it may be prudent
to remain under wraps.
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31. Milady?
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32. - My brother needs help.
- Oh, heavens, milady.
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33. As your butler,
I cannot allow you to—
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34. - Step aside, Willory.
- Uh, but, milady,
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35. it's a boatful of pirates,
and your fencing classes
have just begun!
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36. You're not yet
up to the task.
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37. Hmm, perhaps you're right.
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38. Then there's only
one thing to do.
Indeed.
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39. Stay hidden until
the rogues have left.
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40. Eh, milady?
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41. Wh
It's from my father.
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42. His own creation.
He said I was to use it only
in the gravest of circumstances.
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43. I'd say this qualifies.
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44. It's a Helpseeker.
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45. We need help.
Alexander has been taken.
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46. The situation is dire.
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47. Please bring back—
Let me see.
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48. What do we need?
The army!
Uh, the navy!
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49. Heroes.
We need heroes
that can save Alexander.
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50. She's not on board, sir.
Blast!
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51. Send spies to Monteria
and the surrounding isles.
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52. I need them both.
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53. Heroes?
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54. Yes, heroes.
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55. Woo-hoo!
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56. Have you seen
the show before?
No, too expensive.
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57. My boyfriend got me in
for free tonight.
He works here.
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58. - Oh, mine too.
Family Night, right?
- Right.
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59. Is he in the show?
No, he's just a cabin boy.
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60. Same here.
But not for long.
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61. Elliot says he's
a shoo-in for the show,
as soon as he tries out.
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62. Wait.
You're Elliot's date?
Our boyfriends are friends.
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63. No.
There's something behind you.
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64. For the flower of all gourds.
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65. Oh, Sedgewick,
you're too cute.
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66. Anything for you, Ellen.
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67. All right, Sir Frederick!
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68. Oh, yes, Sedgewick.
Come here.
Put your face close to me.
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69. - Oy.
- Look at that.
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70. Soy la Reina.
I am the queen.
You are king.
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71. I'll catch up with you later.
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72. Hey, cabin boy. Refill.
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73. I'm telling you,
this job will be
the death of me.
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74. But you're going to keep at it,
so you don't end up back
in your parents' basement.
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75. - Right.
- I like your toy.
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76. It's not a toy!
It's a labor-saving device!
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77. Sedgewick, meet Bernadette.
She's Elliot's girlfriend.
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78. - Pleased to meet you.
- Sweetie,
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79. how about having your little car
fetch me some barbecue sauce?
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80. It's in the back room.
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81. Out of range.
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82. Well, how about you fetch me
some barbecue sauce?
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83. It's in the back room—
out of range.
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84. Sedgewick!
There he is now.
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85. Hi, Elliot.
Hey, Bernadette.
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86. Elliot, would you run
to the back room...
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87. and get some barbecue sauce
for my new friend Ellen?
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88. You know I would, Bernadette,
but... it's just that...
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89. the back room
is real, real dark.
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90. It's on my list.
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91. His... list?
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92. His list of things
he's afraid of.
It's extensive.
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93. Well, I don't need
barbecue sauce that badly.
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94. Why doesn'theget it?
Too much work.
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95. George.
Huh?
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96. We'll have George get it.
You can talk him into anything.
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97. I'm back.
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98. Huh? Oh, I had to
run an errand
for another cabin boy.
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99. - George.
- Oh, it was nothing.
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100. Uh, how do the kids
like the show?
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101. It's great.
Did you see Sir Frederick
knock that guy into the water?
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102. I liked it when
he swung on the rope.
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103. They're both pretty taken
with Sir Frederick.
He's cool.
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104. - Yeah!
- Right.
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105. Uh, hey! After the show is over,
you want me to take you down
on the pirate ship?
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106. Sir Frederick
is gonna take us.
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107. You don't need to wait
for Sir Frederick.
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108. I could take you
on the set tonight.
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109. Yeah, Dad. But Mom says
if we come back on Friday,
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110. I can bring some money
and get a sword
just like Sir Frederick!
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111. I'll wait till Friday.
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112. You're no match for me.
Take that.
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113. Ha! Taste my steel.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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114. Cool!
Did you see Sir Frederick?
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115. He's a hero.
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116. Hey, cabin boy! Refill!
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117. Coming.
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118. I can't believe my own kids
are coming back...
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119. to get a tour
from Sir Frederick.
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120. It's just 'cause
he's in the show.
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121. And he's big and strong
and brave and manly.
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122. Oh!
When I'm in the show,
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123. after my audition,
Bernadette will think
I'm a hero too.
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124. Yeah. After your audition.
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125. Look at George here.
This guy knows every line
in that show.
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126. He knows more about pirates
than Blackbeard himself.
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127. So why didn't
he try out?
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128. Yeah, George.
Why don't you?
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129. It would never work.
I'm just not the type.
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130. There you go.
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131. Eh, excuse me, sir.
The day's show is over.
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132. Uh, I say the show is over!
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133. The hour is near.
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134. The call is coming.
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135. Adventure awaits.
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136. Though you will stumble,
the crab will show you
the light.
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137. When adversity devours you,
a lever will set you free.
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138. When all hope is gone,
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139. help will come from above
in the shape of...
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140. a donkey!
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141. Take heed, O friends.
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142. The stage is set
for the heroes at hand.
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143. The crab of adversity
will devour the donkey?
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144. What was that about?
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145. A-And why would a blind guy
come to a dinner theater anyway?
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146. Maybe he likes the music.
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147. - I know what it means.
- What?
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148. Don't you see?
"The stage is set
for the heroes at hand."
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149. We're gonna be in the show,
all of us.
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150. Listen to me.
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151. There is the stage—
we're the heroes at hand.
Get it?
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152. If we all audition,
we're gonna be stars.
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153. How would he know?
Um—
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154. The blind are often blessed
with keen insight.
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155. Our gals would really
look up to us
if we were in the show.
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156. And my kids
would thinkl'ma hero.
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157. The stage is set
for the heroes at hand.
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158. I got my own set
of pirate costumes in my locker.
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159. I've been savin' 'em for—
y-you know, whatever.
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160. - "The hour is near."
- "The call is coming."
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161. Let's give it a shot!
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162. Okay. Let's get this
over with.
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163. It's way past my bedtime.
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164. Ready when you are,
Mr. Hibbing.
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165. All right.
Andy, cue the music
and the lights.
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166. Scene 3 positions.
Let's see what you've got.
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167. Hey. Here we go.
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168. - Huh!
- Avast, you scurvy dogs.
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169. You came from the sea,
and to the sea you shall return.
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170. Pirate 2, position 5.
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171. Okay.
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172. I go aloft, Captain.
The height will afford me
a keener view.
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173. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Mmm! Mmm! Nah!
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174. Pirate 3, position 4.
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175. Your cutlass be sharper
than your mind, bilge rat!
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176. Whoa. C-Can I do
my lines from here?
I'm pooped.
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177. Trigger B.
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178. Whoa! That's on my list!
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179. Ah!
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180. Ahoy.
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181. Ah!
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182. I can't believe he fired us...
just for failing an audition!
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183. And breaking the restaurant.
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184. Man, that's it for me.
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185. It's back to
my parents' basement,
and good-bye, Ellen.
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186. I needed that job.
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187. Ah, sure.
We can get some ice cream.
Okay! Double-fudge for me.
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188. Oh. Uh, hi, Jacob.
Hello, Mr. Lewis.
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189. Ha! Heard about your audition.
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190. I guess that makes you
"The Pirates
Who Don't Do Anything."
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191. Oh, well, tough luck.
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192. Some guys got it,
and some guys don't.
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193. No wonder George Jr.
wants to hang out with us.
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194. His dad's a loser.
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195. I don't know what went wrong.
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196. The old man.
What went wrong is
that we listened to you!
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197. I should be at home
right now watching TV...
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198. as a happily employed
cabin boy!
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199. I guess guys like us
will never be more
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200. Aw, come on, guys.
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201. Things look
kind of bad right now,
but something will turn up.
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202. See what I mean?
Huh.
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203. - Free garbage.
- Oh, now
we're headed someplace.
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204. We've got a metal ball.
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205. Well, what is it?
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206. Well, it could be
something valuable,
like a Russian satellite.
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207. Or maybe a bomb.
I don't think it's a bomb.
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208. Uh-oh.
I told you
it was a bomb!
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209. It might be a bomb.
Chuck it in the river.
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210. I don't think it's a bomb.
I think it's a bomb.
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211. - Come on!
- It's a bomb!
It's a bomb for sure!
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212. - I saw this on TV once.
- It's a bomb!
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213. I don't think it's a bomb.
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214. What happened?
It stopped blinkin'.
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215. I, uh,
pushed the button.
You did what?
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216. Ah!
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217. That's something
you don't see every day.
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218. So, we lost our jobs,
but we got a rowboat.
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219. So, maybe it's a wash.
Oh, okay.
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220. I'll say,
"Hey, Ellen. The bad news is...
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221. "I got fired and I'm living
in my parents' basement again.
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222. The good news is
I got a rowboat!"
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223. It's so old.
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224. Well, you know the saying.
"Give a man a fish
and he'll eat for a day.
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225. Give a man a rowboat,
and he'll"--
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227. You ruined my life!
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228. Hey,
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229. we could have
two rowboats.
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230. Wait!
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231. I'm thinking
we should avoid pushing
any more buttons!
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232. I was gonna get us
another rowboat.
Well, you didn't!
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233. You didn't get us
another rowboat!
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234. You got us—
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235. Y-You got us—
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236. Where are we?
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237. We appear to be... at sea.
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238. It's a lovely day.
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239. Take me home!
Put me back!
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240. - I don't know how.
- Push another button!
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241. You're the king of the buttons!
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242. But it doesn't do anything
if they aren't blinking.
They're not blinking.
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243. See? Nothing.
Hey. I-I think
I see somethin'.
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244. I-It's a ship.
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245. Uh, let's row over
and check it out.
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246. - Uh, yeah.
- It's a rowboat.
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247. Each of you grab an oar
and start rowin'.
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248. Hey, hey. S-Scoot over
a little bit.
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249. We gotta
even out the weight.
How's this going?
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250. Hold the skinny part.
I wanna be the rudder.
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251. Can I be the rudder?
You're not rowing together.
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252. You're going the wrong way.
It's not a metaphor.
I'm talking literally.
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253. Slow down a little bit.
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254. Huh? Hey, it's a girl.
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255. Ahoy there!
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256. Ahoy, strange seafarers.
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257. What brings you
so far from shore
in such a modest vessel?
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258. Well, it's kind of funny.
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259. W-We found this rowboat
in the alley...
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260. 'cause there was a ball
in the garbage truck.
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261. - This ball.
- The Helpseeker.
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262. Willory, they've come!
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263. What?
Who's come, milady?
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264. The heroes.
They're here!
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265. - We've been waiting for you.
- Quickly, come up.
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266. It's splendid to meet you.
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267. I'm Eloise,
Princess of Monteria,
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268. and this is my butler,
Willory.
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269. We haven't much time.
Pirates have taken my brother,
Prince Alexander.
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270. With my father, the king,
away in the west,
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271. it is imperative that
we mount a rescue immediately.
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272. So—
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273. Well, you're the heroes.
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274. Any questions?
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275. Milady, may I have a word?
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276. - We need to talk.
- Certainly. One moment.
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277. Uh, we'll be right with you.
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278. I mean no disrespect,
but these men hardly seem
the heroic type.
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279. They're short,
rather pudgy,
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280. and, for heaven's sake,
they were rowing around
the ocean.
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281. What is going on here?
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282. She thinks we're, uh—
Heroes.
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283. But, Willory,
they have the ball.
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284. Perhaps they plucked it
from the ocean, or stole it
from the real heroes.
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285. They could be
pirates themselves, you know.
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286. I mean,
look how they're dressed.
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287. So what do we do?
I say we have the asparagus...
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288. and the little princess
turn this boat around
and take us home.
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289. Or... we take this opportunity
to do what we've always
wanted to do.
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290. Buy go
No. Be heroes.
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291. But we're cabin boys.
They don't know that.
She called us heroes.
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292. You're kidding, right?
Aw, come on.
How hard could it be?
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293. We sail around,
we find the prince,
we go back home heroes.
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294. But how can we
trust them?
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295. Because I trust my father.
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296. He created the Helpseeker
for one purpose—
to bring help.
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297. And this is the help
it has brought.
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298. It's kind of nice
to be called a hero.
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299. Sure beats "loser."
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300. Well, gentlemen,
are you ready for adventure?
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301. Point the way!
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302. Oh, you're not pirates,
are you?
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303. Well, we're, uh—
we're—
We sure aren't cabin boys.
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304. We're friendly pirates,
uh, sort of.
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305. Oh. You don't rob
or pillage, do you?
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306. Oh, no. We don't do
any of that stuff.
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307. In fact,
we don't do anything at all.
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308. Back home, they actually call us
"The Pirates
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309. That's right.
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310. How comforting.
Well, then,
there's no time to spare.
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311. Great. I'll drive.
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312. We'll just give it some gas.
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313. What a kidder.
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314. Elliot,
let me take the wheel.
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315. You scramble up to the yard
and unfurl the topsail.
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316. Come again.
Position 3.
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317. Oh. Aye, aye, Captain.
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318. So, you guys
got TiVo?
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319. Uh, certainly.
Where are my manners?
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320. Willory, kindly bring
our friend some tea.
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321. No, uh, TiVo.
It's the recording thing
with the TV thing...
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322. in the future.
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323. Tea would be lovely.
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324. The spies are in place, sir.
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325. This is great.
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327. We're comin' up
on a bunch of islands.
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328. Real pointy ones.
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329. Yes. Uh, the Whipcrack Islands.
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330. These treacherous waters
shelter many a desperate pirate.
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331. A skilled captain,
able to sail this maze,
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332. will find at its center
the Inn of Jolly Joe,
a popular pirate haunt.
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333. Perhaps we should turn back.
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334. We cannot turn back.
Alexander is counting on us.
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335. Captain, are you up to the task?
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336. Uh, sure.
Wh-Why exactly do we need
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337. To find out more aboutthis.
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338. Hey. I've seen that on TV.
You can cut a can with it
and still slice a tomato.
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339. This cutlass belongs
to the pirate
who took my brother.
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340. If we find out who
the owner is, we'll be closer
to finding Alexander.
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341. Milady, I-I don't think
we're safe.
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342. These waters teem
with pirates.
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343. And you'd make
a handsome prize.
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344. We must do whatever it takes
to rescue my brother, Willory.
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345. Besides, we have our heroes
to watch over us.
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346. Does anyone know
where the bathroom is?
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347. Oh.
Don't worry
about a thing, Willory.
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348. - It's under control.
- Listen here.
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349. I don't know who you are
or where you came from,
but I know what a hero is,
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350. and you three buffoons
are most definitely not!
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351. How do we look,
First Mate Elliot?
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352. Looking good, Captain.
Steady as she goes.
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353. Huh?
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354. Uh, Captain, did you
see anything over there?
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355. Huh? I-I don't see anything.
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356. Hmm.
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357. Oh, no!
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358. What? Oh, dear!
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359. Drop your sails
and prepare to be boarded.
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360. Quickly, milady,
you must hide!
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361. Eh—
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362. Mmm? Oh, we should
drop our sails.
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363. What?
Drop the sails!
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364. Get to the yard
and undo the knots.
Position 3!
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365. Uh, okay!
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366. Perhaps you don't know
who you're dealing with.
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367. This be One-Eyed Louie,
terror of the seven seas.
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368. I'm givin' you
to the count of five
to drop your sails...
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369. or we'll send you
to the bottom.
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370. I'm putting you on my list.
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371. Drop the sails!
Drop the sails!
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372. - I don't know how to untie 'em.
- Five!
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373. They're bowline knots.
Break the back!
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374. Back of what?
Which
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375. - Four!
- The rabbit goes around the
tree twice, then down the hole.
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376. Get the rabbit
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377. Three!
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378. Oh, how quaint.
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379. The princess has
a powder room.
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380. Locked.
All right. Where's the key?
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381. - Two!
- I'm not gettin' it!
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382. The rabbit! The middle!
The hole!
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383. Here,
key-key-key-key-key-key-key.
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384. Oh, look. There you are.
On a big ring,
just like at the gas station.
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385. One!
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386. Come on!
I... gotta... go!
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387. What a marvelous strategy,
pretending you couldn't
untie a knot...
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388. while Sedgewick
crept down to the gun deck.
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389. What cunning!
What bravery!
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390. Oh, uh—
I— It was nothin'.
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391. Huh! Really.
I told you
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392. I don't have to go
to the bathroom no more.
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393. Get to the end of the line.
Hurry it up!
Copy !req
394. Welcome to my kingdom,
Prince.
Copy !req
395. It's not quite ashomey
as your father's.
Copy !req
396. But it's great
for entertaining.
Copy !req
397. Have fun!
Copy !req
398. You can't hide, Robert.
My father will send help.
Copy !req
399. I would enjoy that.
Copy !req
400. All are welcome.
Copy !req
401. Watch your step.
Copy !req
402. - Not yet.
- My father will be
very pleased...
Copy !req
403. that his Helpseeker
found you all.
Copy !req
404. You love your dad a lot, huh?
Copy !req
405. Oh, yes.
He's a wonderful king.
Copy !req
406. Wise, brave.
Copy !req
407. But he always
finds time for me,
his little Eloise.
Copy !req
408. Oh, that's great.
Copy !req
409. I-I'd figure a king
would be kind of busy
most of the time.
Copy !req
410. Oh, but he's much more
than just an ordinary king.
Copy !req
411. Do you have children?
Sure do.
Copy !req
412. George Jr. And Lucy.
Great kids.
Copy !req
413. I'm sure they know
how lucky they are.
Copy !req
414. A hero for a father.
Copy !req
415. Huh.
Copy !req
416. I see something!
Copy !req
417. It looks like an inn
or somethin'.
Copy !req
418. I-I'm asking again, milady—
Copy !req
419. For your own safety,
please return to the ship.
Copy !req
420. Uh, you are a princess.
And this inn is full
of treacherous pirates.
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421. Yes, thank you, Willory.
Copy !req
422. But my brother's life
may be at stake.
Copy !req
423. Even princesses
can do what's right.
Copy !req
424. Yes. Uh, of course.
Copy !req
425. You'll need to befriend
a group of pirates.
Copy !req
426. Then ask them about
the owner of this cutlass.
Uh, right.
Copy !req
427. And for heaven's sake,
keep your wits about you.
Copy !req
428. These are treacherous men.
Copy !req
429. Join in!
Copy !req
430. You've got it now!
Keep it up, lads!
Copy !req
431. - Oh!
- *There ain't no place
Copy !req
432. Argh! Great! Argh!
Copy !req
433. They sound jolly,
but they don't look so jolly.
Copy !req
434. Okay, boys. Deal 'em up.
Copy !req
435. That deck's
got to be swabbed.
Uh, excuse me, gentlemen.
Copy !req
436. I was wondering
if you could, um—
Copy !req
437. if you could tell me, uh—
Copy !req
438. Uh—
Copy !req
439. What's the matter there?
Parrot got your tongue?
Copy !req
440. Uh, well, I, uh—
Copy !req
441. He looks like a captain,
but he talks like a cabin boy!
Copy !req
442. Uh—
Copy !req
443. It isn't gonna work.
Oh, let's just go.
Let me try.
Copy !req
444. You gotta know how
to talk to these guys.
Copy !req
445. Argh.
'Twas a fine day
at sea today.
Copy !req
446. Took a twelve-gun brigantine
and 10,000 pieces of eight.
Copy !req
447. Argh. Well, we took
an eighteen-gun sloop
and 20,000 pieces of eight.
Copy !req
448. - Aye. But did you
show no mercy?
- Not a bit.
Copy !req
449. The cruelest!
Copy !req
450. Well, me hearties,
that was a fine day.
Copy !req
451. Grab a chair
and join the game.
All right.
Copy !req
452. Come on in.
Serve 'em up, pour 'em up,
pull 'em up.
Copy !req
453. By the way, mateys,
have any of you seen this?
Copy !req
454. Is that a yes or a no?
Copy !req
455. Aye, lad.
Copy !req
456. The cutlass belongs to Robert—
Copy !req
457. Robert the Terrible.
Copy !req
458. My uncle.
Copy !req
459. You have his cutlass,
but you're not he.
Copy !req
460. The others were fooled,
but I know better.
Copy !req
461. You know where
we could find this fella?
Copy !req
462. His fortress is hidden,
Copy !req
463. but I've heard tale
of an island past
the Rocks of Malabar.
Copy !req
464. On that island a cave.
Copy !req
465. And in that cave,
the clues to finding
his secret lair.
Copy !req
466. Not that I'd go
looking for it.
And why shouldn't I?
Copy !req
467. They don't call him
Robert the Terrible for nothing.
Copy !req
468. He's the king's own brother,
but he's as bad
as the king is good.
Copy !req
469. Tried to take the throne
by force, he did.
Copy !req
470. And for his treachery,
was banished from Monteria.
Copy !req
471. So he's a little nasty.
A little?
Copy !req
472. Aren't you up for
a little adventure?
Copy !req
473. I hear tell,
locked deep in his fortress,
Copy !req
474. he's harnessed
the mechanical arts to make
himself stronger than the king.
Copy !req
475. With terrible iron legs
and arms.
Not that terrible.
Copy !req
476. His iron claw
can crack a coconut.
Copy !req
477. Stop trying to scare 'em.
Story says he's waiting
for the king to step away—
Copy !req
478. just long enough to grab
his beloved children,
Copy !req
479. then take the throne
for his own.
Copy !req
480. So, what would he
do with them?
Copy !req
481. For Robert to claim the throne,
they must be gone.
Copy !req
482. On vacation?
Copy !req
483. Princess Eloise?
Copy !req
484. So, what would he do
with someone who was helping
the prince and princess?
Copy !req
485. A cucumber slices much
more easily than a coconut.
Copy !req
486. Hyah!
Copy !req
487. Oh, for Pete's sake.
Copy !req
488. Okay! That's enough adventure
for this gourd.
Copy !req
489. Clearing tables
is really kind of fun
when you think about it.
Copy !req
490. Don't leave without me!
Copy !req
491. Uh, which way
would be, uh, home?
Copy !req
492. George, Sedgewick, Elliot!
Where are you going?
Copy !req
493. We must sail
for the island at once.
Copy !req
494. Unless, of course,
our heroes are giving up.
Copy !req
495. Oh, no. It's just that,
you know,
Copy !req
496. heroes can be very busy.
Copy !req
497. And now that this situation
is under control,
Copy !req
498. we've been beckoned
to another crisis...
Copy !req
499. somewhere else.
Copy !req
500. You must be mistaken.
Copy !req
501. The Helpseeker brought you here,
and only the Helpseeker
can send you back.
Copy !req
502. According to my father's notes,
the red button brings help...
Copy !req
503. and the blue button
sends you home.
Copy !req
504. But I don't believe
it will light until
your work here is done.
Copy !req
505. I wanna go home!
Copy !req
506. Just get me back to 1972.
I'll walk from there.
Copy !req
507. I don't understand.
You're our heroes,
Copy !req
508. brave as lions
and cunning as foxes.
Copy !req
509. Are you the lion,
'cause I'm not the lion.
Copy !req
510. No, you're the chicken.
He's the spineless sea sponge.
Copy !req
511. Who are you?
I don't know. I'm like
a sleepy little panda.
Copy !req
512. My father brought
you here for a reason,
and your work here is not done.
Copy !req
513. All right, here are the Rocks
of Malabar.
Copy !req
514. But look!
There's no island anywhere.
Copy !req
515. But Jolly Joe said there's
an island past the rocks.
Copy !req
516. Well, you're the kings heroes.
I'll leave the interpretation
up to you.
Copy !req
517. Ta-ta.
Copy !req
518. I don't know about you, but
if I bump into that Robert guy,
I'm going to wet myself.
Copy !req
519. Well, let's at least go look.
I-It won't be that hard.
Copy !req
520. We sail to the rocks,
look around a little
and then go home.
Copy !req
521. Our work'll be done.
Copy !req
522. No island—
nothing more we can do.
Copy !req
523. I don't know.
Well, what if the map
is wrong?
Copy !req
524. Come on, guys.
We'll be fine.
Copy !req
525. We can look like heroes without
doing anything dangerous.
Copy !req
526. Hmm.
That does have
a nice ring to it.
Copy !req
527. Great plan, George.
What he lacks in spine
he makes up for in brain.
Copy !req
528. The Rocks of Malabar.
Copy !req
529. Well, that's it.
No island around here.
Copy !req
530. Time to go home.
Oh, fellows, fellows.
Copy !req
531. Let us not give up
so easily.
Copy !req
532. The island may still
lie ahead.
Copy !req
533. What is that?
Copy !req
534. El Remolino,
the great whirlpool.
Copy !req
535. No pirate will sail
beyond the Rocks of Malabar
for fear of it.
Copy !req
536. I thought it was pirate legend,
but there it is.
Copy !req
537. Okay, time
to go home.
No islands out here.
Copy !req
538. No. We're gonna
keep going.
Copy !req
539. But didn't you hear him?
It's a giant whirlpool.
Copy !req
540. Captain George's
death cruise...
Copy !req
541. brought to you by
George the crazy grape.
Copy !req
542. I thought you were
on our side.
Copy !req
543. Thank you, George.
Copy !req
544. Might be a giant whirlpool,
might not be!
Copy !req
545. Let's hold our course!
Copy !req
546. That whirlpool holds nothing
but our own demise.
Copy !req
547. Really?
Copy !req
548. The island!
Huh. How about that?
Copy !req
549. What?
How could—
Copy !req
550. It's sea mirage. Water droplets
in the air reflecting
the sky so perfectly...
Copy !req
551. they block the island
from view.
Copy !req
552. Weather Channel.
Copy !req
553. Right on time.
Copy !req
554. And look who
they left behind.
Copy !req
555. Do you think there are
snakes on this island?
Copy !req
556. 'Cause snakes are on my list.
Copy !req
557. Oh, I'm sure there are snakes.
Big ones too.
Copy !req
558. And spiders and bears.
Huh?
Copy !req
559. Of course,
the real question is
why are we on this island?
Copy !req
560. I don't follow you.
We had a plan.
Copy !req
561. Sail to the rocks,
don't find the island,
go home.
Copy !req
562. Which part eluded you?
It was a sea mirage.
Copy !req
563. You knew that, but we
didn't need to know that.
Copy !req
564. It's an adventure!
I don't want
any more adventure.
Copy !req
565. I should be home on the couch
right now eating cheese curls
and watchingThe Love Boat.
Copy !req
566. Instead I'm stuck here with
Captain Weather Channel...
Copy !req
567. on my way to be sliced and diced
by Edward Scissorhands!
Copy !req
568. Look, I don't know
what I'm doing here.
Copy !req
569. I'm just trying to help
Eloise.
Copy !req
570. Let's just get the clues
for the princess.
Copy !req
571. Maybe then we can go home.
Copy !req
572. Now, if I were a cave,
where would I be?
Copy !req
573. Right about there.
Copy !req
574. Whoa. Dark, creepy caves
are on my list.
Copy !req
575. Sedgewick,
look for the clues.
Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
576. To bring me even closer
to my death.
Copy !req
577. So, what's wrong
with our boat?
Copy !req
578. We can't sneak up on them
in a pirate boat, you ninny.
Copy !req
579. So, what do
they look like?
Copy !req
580. What?
The clues.
Copy !req
581. I don't know. Uh, maybe a map
or a model of the world
carved out of rock.
Copy !req
582. Or maybe a billboard.
Not likely. Too obvious.
Copy !req
583. No, really,
a billboard.
What?
Copy !req
584. "If a sailor were
to look for me,
Copy !req
585. "the East is where he'd start.
Copy !req
586. "He'd reach
the Isle of Walking Rocks...
Copy !req
587. "and the Clapping Pass
would part.
Copy !req
588. "Then gaze with pride
upon my keep—
Copy !req
589. "not found on any chart.
Copy !req
590. "Till he would spy
my steely eye...
Copy !req
591. and fear would stop his heart!"
Copy !req
592. Ooh.
Copy !req
593. "Copyright Robert the Terrible.
All rights reserved."
Copy !req
594. Oh, yeah! That sounds
like fun and all,
Copy !req
595. but I'd kind of like
to keep my heart going
if it's all the same to you.
Copy !req
596. So what do we got?
Copy !req
597. We head east to—
The Isle of Walking Rocks
and the Clapping Pass.
Copy !req
598. And that's where
this Robert guy hangs out?
Copy !req
599. And then something
about cardiac arrest.
Copy !req
600. I don't know.
Call me crazy,
Copy !req
601. but maybe our senses of fun
are a little bit... different.
Copy !req
602. Holy mackerel.
Holy mackerel!
Copy !req
603. What
What
Copy !req
604. Pieces of eight?
Spanish gold?
Copy !req
605. Even better.
Copy !req
606. Cheese curls.
Copy !req
607. What?
Cheese curls.
Thousands of them!
Copy !req
608. Maybe millions!
Copy !req
609. Well, grab a few
and let's get back
to the boat.
Copy !req
610. I'm not going back
to the boat.
Copy !req
611. What do you mean you're not
going back to the boat?
Copy !req
612. The way I see it,
I have two choices.
Copy !req
613. Go back to the boat and continue
our little adventure...
Copy !req
614. until we all die
in terrible ways,
Copy !req
615. or stay on this island
and frolic in the sun...
Copy !req
616. with a lifetime supply
of my favorite snack food.
Copy !req
617. Now, I'm no Albert Einstein,
but I'm thinking
the choice is pretty clear.
Copy !req
618. But the princess,
she thinks we're heroes.
Copy !req
619. Well, she's wrong!
Copy !req
620. Heroes are tall and strong
and brave and handsome,
like Sir Frederick.
Copy !req
621. We aren't any of those things.
Copy !req
622. When you're done pretending,
come on back.
Copy !req
623. I'll save you
a few cheese curls.
Copy !req
624. Fine. Have it your way.
Copy !req
625. I will, thank you.
You're not welcome.
Copy !req
626. Ho, ho, ho!
Where do I start?
Copy !req
627. How about you,
my little friend?
Copy !req
628. Oh. Um, what?
Copy !req
629. Um— Hey, hey, hey, fellas!
Copy !req
630. Oh, what does he know?
Copy !req
631. I know we're not real heroes,
but we're not doing so bad.
Copy !req
632. Ugh. Let's just
get back to the boat.
Copy !req
633. Um—
Where is she going?
Copy !req
634. She's sailing away.
But the clues!
Copy !req
635. Maybe she didn't
need them after all.
Copy !req
636. Are you beeping?
It's my bag.
Copy !req
637. The ball. It's the blue button.
We can go home now.
Copy !req
638. What? That doesn't
make any sense.
Copy !req
639. - It means our work is done.
- Where's the rowboat?
Copy !req
640. But the ball—
it's blinking.
We can go home.
Copy !req
641. Hold on a sec.
How long has that been here?
Copy !req
642. It's one of Robert's boats.
Copy !req
643. But where are the men?
Copy !req
644. The ball! It's blinking!
Copy !req
645. Something ain't right.
Copy !req
646. They've got the princess.
We gotta help her.
Copy !req
647. Come on!
Copy !req
648. Listen, when the ball blinks
our work is done
and we can go home.
Copy !req
649. Don't you wanna go home?
Don't you wanna see your kids?
Copy !req
650. Sure, I wanna see my kids.
Copy !req
651. But I also want them
to wanna see me.
Copy !req
652. You know, maybe the reason
they don't look up to me...
Copy !req
653. is because I haven't given 'em
something worth looking up to.
Copy !req
654. But the ball.
Hey,
Copy !req
655. that
ball thought we were heroes.
Copy !req
656. It was wrong about that.
Copy !req
657. It could
be wrong about this too.
Copy !req
658. Look, Elliot,
Copy !req
659. if you wanna go home,
you can go home.
Copy !req
660. But Eloise needs me,
Copy !req
661. and I need to do what's right.
Copy !req
662. Let's go save
a princess.
Help is on the way!
Copy !req
663. Help!
Copy !req
664. What kind of a crazy "B" movie
am I in?
Copy !req
665. Attack of the Killer
Cheese Curls?
Copy !req
666. Oh, okay, guys.
Let's be reasonable.
Copy !req
667. I wasn't really
gonna eat you,
Copy !req
668. but you're impersonating
a snack food.
Copy !req
669. Whoo. Whoa!
Copy !req
670. - Okay, we're off.
- I don't think we can
catch up with them.
Copy !req
671. Ah, I think you're right.
Then we'll just have
to follow the clues.
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672. Yeah, from the billboard.
Copy !req
673. Head east to
the Island of Walking Rocks.
Copy !req
674. You think that's
a good idea?
Copy !req
675. No, but I haven't got
a better one.
Copy !req
676. East it is.
Copy !req
677. Uh, the other east.
Copy !req
678. East it is.
Copy !req
679. Oh. My sacroiliac.
Copy !req
680. At least I lost
those cheese curls.
Copy !req
681. They're like roaches.
Copy !req
682. Sick, demented,
cheese-flavored roaches!
Copy !req
683. They stuck me here on purpose.
Copy !req
684. I bet George knew about
those little things from
the Weather Channel too.
Copy !req
685. He— He's trying to kill me.
Copy !req
686. I can't climb that.
It's too far.
Copy !req
687. It isn't worth it.
Copy !req
688. Eaten by his own
favorite snack food.
Copy !req
689. Could be worse. I could be
eaten by something I don't like.
Copy !req
690. Oh! I give up.
Copy !req
691. It was a good life.
Copy !req
692. At least that one day
from about 2:00 to 2:30.
Copy !req
693. Whoo. Hey!
Copy !req
694. Where did—
That's mine.
Copy !req
695. Ellen.
Copy !req
696. I bet she'd want me
to come back.
Copy !req
697. What?
Copy !req
698. The light.
Copy !req
699. The crab will show me
the light.
Copy !req
700. Maybe I can't do it,
Copy !req
701. but maybe I can!
Copy !req
702. And this is the day
to find out!
Copy !req
703. Ha, ha! Sorry, boys!
Copy !req
704. Gourd is off the menu!
Copy !req
705. Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
706. Whoa!
Copy !req
707. What do you want, Robert?
Copy !req
708. Isn't it obvious?
I want the throne! The crown!
Copy !req
709. For years I watched
my "noble" brother...
Copy !req
710. use his power for the benefit
of every family in Monteria...
Copy !req
711. except our own!
Copy !req
712. Feed the poor,
help the sick.
Copy !req
713. The widows, the orphans.
Blah, blah, blah.
Copy !req
714. My father is a good
and generous king.
Copy !req
715. Indeed.
He took Monteria's wealth—
Copy !req
716. our wealth— my wealth—
Copy !req
717. and squandered it
on strangers— peasants!
Copy !req
718. When the crown is mine,
Copy !req
719. I can once again
enjoy the benefits
or royalty.
Copy !req
720. You're not strong enough
to take the crown
from my father's head.
Copy !req
721. Perhaps not.
Copy !req
722. But with you and your sister
out of the way,
Copy !req
723. I'll be next in line
for the throne.
Copy !req
724. And if your father should have
an unfortunate "accident"--
Copy !req
725. Ambition is the mother
of invention.
Copy !req
726. A little something I worked up
during my exile.
Copy !req
727. Amazing what black powder
can do floating
just beneath the surface.
Copy !req
728. A little demonstration.
Copy !req
729. Off you go,
Your Highness.
Copy !req
730. Of course, I can't just
leave them in the harbor waiting
or I'll blow up my own ships,
Copy !req
731. so I need to know
something.
Copy !req
732. When is the king returning?
Copy !req
733. He didn't say. But even if
he had, I'd give my own life
before I'd tell you.
Copy !req
734. But would you give
your sister's?
Copy !req
735. Alexander!
Copy !req
736. Surely you must know when
your father is returning!
Copy !req
737. If you can manage to remember,
Copy !req
738. I might consider sparing
the two of you.
Copy !req
739. You have two hours
to think it over.
Copy !req
740. Otherwise,
Copy !req
741. when the sand runs out,
Copy !req
742. so do the prince and princess.
Copy !req
743. Put them in their cell.
Copy !req
744. Oh, Father.
Who can help us now?
Copy !req
745. Will you stop that?
What? It's a good song.
Don't you like it?
Copy !req
746. After the 32nd verse, it grates.
Besides, it's making me hungry.
Copy !req
747. Look at this.
I suppose Robert's fortress
is beyond those peaks.
Copy !req
748. But there's supposed
to be a pass.
Copy !req
749. The Clapping Pass, right?
Right.
Copy !req
750. I don't see anything.
Copy !req
751. You think that's
the Island of Walking Rocks?
Copy !req
752. Huh. It's got rocks,
but they don't appear
to be going anywhere.
Copy !req
753. Maybe it's poetic license.
Copy !req
754. I'm gonna look for the pass.
You hang out here.
Copy !req
755. Walking rocks.
Copy !req
756. G
George!
Copy !req
757. Huh?
Copy !req
758. That must lead to the fortress.
Hey, Elliot!
Copy !req
759. The rocks!
Copy !req
760. There's another one!
Copy !req
761. Do you think one of those
could crush a coconut?
Copy !req
762. Are you kidding?
Copy !req
763. One of those could crush
a Volkswagen!
Copy !req
764. I think we woke up Dad.
Copy !req
765. Do you suppose he'll put
the kids on time
Copy !req
766. Not likely.
Copy !req
767. It was nice knowing you,
Elliot.
You too, George.
Copy !req
768. Thanks for the adventure.
Don't mention it!
Copy !req
769. Huh?
Copy !req
770. Sedgewick!
Copy !req
771. Oh. Hey, I've been
looking for you.
Copy !req
772. I followed the clues.
They— They worked out
pretty well.
Copy !req
773. Ooh! That was a swim.
Copy !req
774. Company?
Copy !req
775. Oh, no.
Copy !req
776. I hate these guys.
Copy !req
777. Sedgewick, keep it up.
I think they like it.
Copy !req
778. Oh, sure. Yeah.
I'll just keep running all day.
No problem!
Copy !req
779. Oh, it's heavy.
Please— It's not—
Copy !req
780. I'm so tired.
Would you—
Copy !req
781. Somebody eat them.
Would you?
Copy !req
782. Well, that was a good idea,
uh, swimming over here
with those, uh,
Copy !req
783. whatever they are.
Copy !req
784. Oh, no. We gotta get through
there before it closes.
Copy !req
785. What
Robert has the prince
and the princess.
Copy !req
786. Hang on. Now, this is the guy
who wants to crush us
like coconuts, right?
Copy !req
787. Uh-huh.
And you're going to go
in there and stand up to him?
Copy !req
788. Yep.
And you're in on this too?
Copy !req
789. Mm-hmm.
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790. Okay.
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791. We gotta row through
before it closes.
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792. I don't think that's possible,
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793. and that's coming from a guy
who just swam 92 nautical miles
without arms or legs.
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794. Well, you got
a better idea?
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795. Yeah! We need
to get through.
Can you help?
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796. Wh
Chuck us into the side
of the mountain?
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797. We'll just have
to trust him.
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798. Trust him?
He's a rock.
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799. Whoa!
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800. Whoo!
Whoa. Oh.
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801. "Trust the rock,"
he says.
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802. I don't understand.
Um, guys?
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803. We're not gonna make it.
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804. The pass is almost closed.
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805. Uh, guys.
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806. Trust the rock! Trust the rock!
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807. Guys!
What?
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808. Whoa!
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809. Row!
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810. Oh, the Clapping Pass.
I get it.
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811. Must be some kind of
a secret bay or something.
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812. So, where's
this fortress?
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813. Oh.
Found it.
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814. Won't they see us
coming?
We're flying their flag.
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815. We should be fine.
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816. There you go.
They got a garage.
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817. Well, that makes it easy.
Eh, too easy.
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818. It's not guarded
or anything.
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819. They don't to guard it.
Nobody can find this place.
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820. Huh?
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821. Hey, guys?
There's bubbles.
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822. Look out!
He's going to eat us!
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823. Don't eat me!
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824. Back off, serpent!
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825. Or taste my steel!
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826. Huh?
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827. Huh?
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828. Hi, guys.
It's a contraption.
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829. I found a big level inside.
Shut the whole thing down.
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830. Pretty cool, huh?
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831. Guys?
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832. Oh, dear.
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833. Like sand through the hourglass,
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834. so are the last few minutes
of our lives.
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835. Okay, guys.
Let's go get the princess.
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836. I'm hoping this'll lead up
to the dungeon level,
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837. a-and that's where we'll find
the prince and princess.
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838. Wow. Their dungeon
has a swimming pool.
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839. Huh? Oh, no, no.
It's a cistern.
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840. What?
Their supply of
drinking water,
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841. so they could last for months
during a battle.
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842. The dungeon must be
on the next level up.
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843. Hey, I found
the stairs.
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844. Hmm.
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845. So, uh, what are we going to do
when we get to the dungeon?
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846. Huh? Oh. I haven't
figured that part out yet.
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847. Oh, good. I was thinking
we had a plan.
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848. Hey, I think we're there.
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849. It's locked.
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850. Yep, this is the dungeon,
all right.
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851. And look! There's the princess.
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852. Princess Eloise.
Princess Eloise.
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853. What? It's—
Who is it?
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854. It's—
Our heroes.
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855. We've come to rescue you.
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856. Do you have the keys?
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857. If only we could get
real small.
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858. That is one neat toy.
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859. It is not a toy.
It's a labor-saving device.
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860. Come on.
Time's a-wastin'.
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861. Huh?
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862. What manner
of magic is this?
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863. It's no magic.
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864. It's Radio Shack!
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865. All right. Quickly.
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866. I knew you'd come back.
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867. Hey!
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868. We gotta go!
Follow me!
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869. Quick! The keys!
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870. - But this way is—
- No!
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871. Hmm.
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872. Time's up.
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873. Hello.
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874. What's this?
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875. Someone wanted to
spoil my fun?
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876. Surely not you.
Oh!
No, sir.
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877. Then you three?
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878. They're heroes,
sent by my father.
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879. They'll be your undoing.
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880. The king's heroes?
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881. Then you can answer my question.
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882. When will the king return?
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883. Uh, he-he didn't
mention it to us.
Uh, didn't come up.
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884. Surely the king's heroes
would know of his plans!
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885. Tell me when the king
will return, or say good-bye
to the princess.
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886. Oh, no!
Let her go.
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887. We're not the king's heroes.
We're not heroes at all.
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888. It was all
a misunderstanding.
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889. Explain.
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890. We're no heroes.
We're cabin boys.
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891. We work in a restaurant.
We clear dishes.
We clean up.
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892. Uh, we give people refills
on their soft drinks.
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893. That's right.
The king's heroes?
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894. He's so lazy,
he can't even climb a ladder
without giving up.
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895. Yeah. And— And he's
scared of everything.
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896. Spiders, snakes,
wicker furniture.
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897. It's true.
And George there—
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898. he's such a wimp, even his
own son thinks he's a loser.
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899. Isn't that right?
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900. Is it true?
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901. It's true.
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902. The ball made a mistake.
We're no heroes.
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903. We're—
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904. When all hope is gone,
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905. help will come from above,
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906. in the shape of a donkey.
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907. Donkeys?
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908. We're not donkeys.
We're cabin boys.
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909. Even cabin boys...
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910. can do what's right!
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911. Follow me!
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912. Hmm?
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913. Elliot, the ball!
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914. Here.
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915. We really need help
right now.
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916. Ah!
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917. Get in!
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918. Everybody, lean.
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919. - Whoa!
- Fo!
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920. Get them!
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921. It's more fun if you hold
your hands in the air.
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922. The drain. We're gettin'
out of here.
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923. I'm feeling flushed!
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924. You've got to be kidding.
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925. Quick! To the ship!
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926. Whoa!
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927. Whoo-hoo!
What a ride!
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928. - You did it!
- We're not done yet.
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929. Row! Row like the wind!
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930. We've got company!
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931. Row! Row!
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932. Row!
Can I ask where
we're rowing to?
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933. The pass is closed!
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934. It could open up
at any second.
Keep rowing.
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935. A noble but pointless effort.
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936. Gentlemen,
take them out.
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937. Whoa!
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938. Oh!
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939. This is not
going so well.
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940. Unless that pass opens up,
we're doomed!
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941. We can't get much further.
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942. Is there anything
that ball can do now?
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943. We really need help.
Help!
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944. Uh, nothing.
It's not blinking.
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945. They're in range now, boys.
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946. Finish them.
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947. What is it?
I don't know.
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948. Father!
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949. It can't be!
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950. You know what to do, men.
Watch your aim.
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951. Quickly.
Disable the ship.
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952. Back to your posts!
Return fire!
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953. Against the king's men?
Youaremad!
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954. Men, hold your fire.
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955. On my word, Brother,
I'm not finished!
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956. I'll never be finished
until that crown...
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957. is on my—
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958. For amazing tenacity,
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959. unwillingness to give up.
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960. For extraordinary bravery...
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961. in the face of grave danger.
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962. For leadership
and cunning...
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963. in a time of great peril.
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964. You wish to speak?
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965. We're glad we could help.
Your kids are real sweet.
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966. But the ball—
I-it doesn't work right.
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967. We're no heroes.
We're cabin boys.
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968. There were no mistakes.
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969. The Helpseeker picked
exactly whom I intended.
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970. And I made sure you had
everything you needed...
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971. to complete the task.
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972. The crab that
showed you the way.
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973. The lever that saved
your friends.
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974. The donkey from above.
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975. The adventure I call you to...
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976. may not be easy,
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977. but you'll never
journey alone.
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978. My help is always there.
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979. When we were on the island,
the ball said it was
time to go home.
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980. That was a test—
which you
passed with flying colors.
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981. Sometimes a test helps us
decide what matters most.
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982. The hero isn't the strongest
or the fastest...
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983. or the smartest
or the best-looking.
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984. The hero is the one who,
no matter how hard,
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985. does what he knows
is right.
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986. Monteria, I give you
three heroes!
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987. Are you sure
you don't
want to stay?
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988. We can always use
a few more heroes.
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989. Nah. I want to see
my kids.
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990. And my Ellen.
And Bernadette.
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991. Fare thee well,
friends.
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992. Your work here is done.
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993. Sure enough.
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994. Hang on.
Whoa!
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995. You know, I liked them
from the very beginning.
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996. Whoa!
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997. We're back.
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998. The show's on.
It must be Friday.
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999. I gotta find my kids!
And the girls.
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1000. Caroline! Kids!
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1001. There they are!
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1002. It's a fine night
for a pirate fight.
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1003. He thinks
Sir Frederick is me.
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1004. Hey!
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1005. Huh? There's no king
to save you now,
cabin boy!
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1006. - Elliot! The ball!
- It's blinking.
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1007. Here it is.
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1008. Stall him!
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1009. Andy, trigger "B."
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1010. Say hello
to my little friend.
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1011. Take that!
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1012. Whoa!
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1013. Whoa!
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1014. Enough tricks!
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1015. A little help?
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1016. Ouch.
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1017. Time to go home.
Uh-oh.
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1018. Whoo! All right!
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1019. That's my dad!
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1020. Can I come over
toyourhouse?
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1021. I-I'd like to rethink
your auditions.
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1022. You could really
add something to the show.
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1023. I don't think we need to
be in the show after all.
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1024. Life has plenty
of adventure of its own.
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1025. Hold on. We're not quite done.
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1026. All right. That's a wrap.
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1027. Is anybody out there?
*Uh-oh, uh-oh
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