The Pirate Movie (1982)

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2.

3. HAH. WELL, THAT'S HOW THEY DID IT IN HOLLYWOOD

4. WITH STARS LIKE ERROL FLYNN AND DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS.

5. IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN ME ON THE DECK OF THE SHIP,

6. WE'LL BE HAVING THE SECOND PART OF THE SHOW FOR YOU.

7. WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW THE PIRATES REALLY DID IT.

8. HEH. A LITTLE SWORD FIGHT.

9. OK, JOIN ME UP THERE. HEH HEH.

10. [IAN MASON SINGS WE ARE THE PIRATES]

11.

12. COME ALONG, NOW. OVER HERE.

13. INTRODUCING PIRATE GOLD. GET YOUR PIRATE GOLD.

14. THANK YOU.

15. WE'RE GIVING THEM AWAY FREE. HA HA HA HA HA!

16. LOVELY ICE CREAM.

17. HA HA HA! AND YOU, SIR. A LOVELY FREE SAMPLE.

18. OH, BLESS YOU. THANK YOU, MY CHILD.

19. THANK YOU. BYE.

20. I'M—I'M WITH THEM.

21. LISTEN, TURN THAT THING DOWN, OK?

22. OK.

23. COME ON, HURRY UP.

24. HA HA HA HA!

25. Younger pirate: LADIES, LADIES,

26. ANYBODY WANT TO LEARN THE ART OF SWORDSMANSHIP

27. FROM A MASTER OF CUT AND THRUST,

28. LUNGE AND PARRY, IN AND OUT?

29. HUH?

30. YEAH! SHE'LL DO IT!

31. YOU GUYS!

32. GREAT. HERE YOU ARE.

33. NOW, COME ON UP HERE. THAT'S IT.

34. UH, SORRY.

35. UHH... HUH.

36. HMM. NOT BAD. GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO DO.

37. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

38. MABEL!

39. MABEL? HMM.

40. OK, UH... OK, MABEL, GET THIS TIP UP.

41. HERE YOU GO, RIGHT?

42. OLé.

43. OLé. UM...

44. OLé. WELL...

45. HERE, LOOK. FIRST... ATTAGIRL.

46. PUT—PUT BOTH HANDS AROUND,

47. 2 HANDS TOGETHER,

48. AND IT'S— AND IT'S NOT OLé,

49. IT'S TOUCHE...

50. MEANING "TOUCH."

51. TOUCH.

52. NOW! LESS THAN 100 YEARS AGO,

53. PIRATES USED TO REALLY OPERATE AROUND HERE,

54. RAPING AND PILLAGING.

55. GOD, I'D HATE TO BE PILLAGED.

56. KILLING.

57. NOTE THE FOOTWORK.

58. RIGHT?

59. FEINT SO, LUNGE SO, AND...

60.

61. MY POINT PENETRATES YOU.

62. GIVE HER A HAND, GIRLS, GIVE HER A HAND. WAY TO GO.

63. COME ON DOWN.

64. VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD.

65. HEY, MYRTLE.

66. MABEL. OK?

67. UH, MABEL. SORRY.

68. LISTEN, I'M GONNA BE TAKING MY BOAT

69. OVER LATER TO PIRATE ROCK

70. TO DO A BIT OF SKIN DIVING,

71. SEARCHING FOR SOME TREASURE.

72. WANNA COME?

73. ME? YOU'RE KIDDING!

74. NO! LISTEN, I GOT A GREAT BOAT.

75. BUNKS AND EVERYTHING.

76. OH, HEY, WHY DON'T YOU

77. BRING A FEW OF YOUR FRIENDS ALONG?

78. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT FUN.

79. HELLO.

80.

81. YOU, TOO? ALL OF YOU?

82. HEY, STOP! WHERE'S MABEL?

83. [KOOL AND THE GANG SING STAND UP AND SING]

84. HEY, QUICKLY!

85. LET'S GET MOVING. HERE SHE COMES.

86. OH, MABEL.

87. FOR A WHILE THERE,

88. I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GONNA MAKE IT.

89. HELP! WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP!

90. WHAT'S GOING ON?

91. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!

92. STOP FOOLING AROUND, WILL YOU?

93. NOW, COME ON! YOU CAN'T LEAVE HER THERE.

94. Second girl: SUCKER!

95. Third girl: BYE!

96. First girl: GO PLAY WITH YOUR BARBIE DOLLS!

97. [DISTANT VOICES AND LAUGHTER]

98. HEY! YOU GUYS!

99. WAI—IT'S ME, MABEL! WAIT!

100. HEY!

101. HEY, YOU GUYS! WAIT!

102. AAH!

103.

104. FIRE!

105. FIRE!

106. HERE THEY COME!

107. CAPTAIN, I FOUND YOUR SWORD.

108. THE LAST BATTLE OF FREDERIC'S YOUTH, SAM.

109. ISN'T HE WONDERFUL?

110. STAND BY TO REPEL BOARDERS!

111. CAPTAIN!

112. I TOLD YOU TO ORDER CHINESE, SAM,

113. BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

114. Pirate King: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

115. SOMETHING SPECIAL, FREDERIC.

116. LOOK OUT!

117. AAH! GRR GRR GRR. RUFF RUFF!

118. HEY! YAY!

119. AAH!

120. Pirate king: ONE MOMENT, LADS.

121. HE IS THEIR CAPTAIN.

122. AN IRISH TENOR, NO LESS.

123. WE COULD USE AN IRISH TENOR, LADS.

124. OH, OW!

125. SOPRANO...

126. HEH. EVEN BETTER.

127. READY THE TOPSAIL!

128. Second pirate: LAND HO!

129. Third pirate: SET SAIL!

130.

131. HA HA HA HA HA!

132. AAH!

133. AWW!

134. HE TORE OUR GODDAMN SAIL AGAIN.

135. AGAIN?

136. SEW THAT UP, LOVE.

137.

138. TODAY, FREDERIC, YOU JOIN US

139. AS A FULL-FLEDGED MEMBER OF OUR BAND.

140. YOUR APPRENTICESHIP PAPERS.

141. 21 TODAY.

142. SPEECH!

143. I'D HOPED TO SPARE YOU THIS.

144. THOUGH AS FRIENDS, I LOVE YOU ALL,

145. BUT TODAY,

146. TODAY I LEAVE YOU FOREVER.

147. WHAT? WHY, THIS IS LUNACY!

148. I CANNOT FORGET!

149. I CANNOT FORGET IT WAS CUTTHROATS SUCH AS YOU

150. WHO MURDERED MY FAMILY

151. AND LEFT ME AN ORPHAN.

152. NOT FAIR, FREDDY.

153. WE'RE ORPHANS OURSELVES.

154. WE WOULD NEVER HURT AN ORPHAN.

155. YES, I KNOW, BUT...

156. I FULFILLED MY CONTRACT

157. AND I FEEL HONOR BOUND

158. TO DEVOTE MYSELF HEART AND SOUL

159. TO YOUR EXTERMINATION!

160. EXTERMINATION?

161. SOUNDS A LITTLE HARSH, FREDERIC.

162. SUCH IS MY SENSE OF DUTY.

163. PBBTH!

164. WELL, IF YOU CONSCIENTIOUSLY FEEL

165. THAT IT IS YOUR DUTY TO DESTROY US,

166. WE CANNOT REALLY BLAME YOU.

167. IT'S THE WAY I'VE RAISED YOU.

168. I'VE BEEN—I'VE BEEN AS LOW AND VICIOUS AS I COULD,

169. BUT SOMETHING INSIDE TELLS ME THERE'S—THERE'S MORE TO LIFE.

170. I—I KNOW IT!

171. M-M-MORE? MORE?

172. MORE THAN PIRACY?

173. LATELY I'VE BEEN RESTLESS.

174. I'VE BEEN CONSUMED BY SOME... INNER FIRE,

175. AND ALL I THINK ABOUT IS GIRLS!

176. OH, GIRLS.

177. AH! I'VE WAITED 20 YEARS FOR THIS.

178. THE SEA, FREDERIC,

179. IS A JEALOUS MISTRESS,

180. BUT SHE IS HER OWN REWARD.

181. BELIEVE ME, YOU MISS NOTHING.

182. TELL HIM, MEN.

183. HAVE YOU MISSED ANYTHING

184. THESE 20 YEARS AT SEA?

185. SEX!

186. WHAT ABOUT LOVE?

187. LOVE FOR A PIRATE

188. IS THE KISS OF A SALT WIND,

189. THE CURVE OF A WHITE SAIL,

190. THE WHISPER OF AN ENEMY'S

191. WELL-SLIT THROAT.

192. THAT'S LOVE, FREDERIC.

193. SHOW HIM, SHIPMATES!

194.

195. HEY! HEY!

196.

197. TENS! TENS!

198. TENS! TENS! HA HA!

199. TENS! YEAH!

200. I'LL MISS YOU.

201. I'LL MISS YOU ALL VERY MUCH.

202. BUT MY MIND IS MADE UP.

203. AW, SHIT.

204. THEN SO BE IT.

205. FRED! WHAT'S THAT, MAN? WHAT'S THAT?

206. WHAT IS THAT? ARE YOU SURE?

207. WHAT IS THAT? OH, OH, NO, MY MISTAKE.

208. SEE YOU LATER.

209. I KNOW YOU'LL THINK ME JUST AN OLD SOFTIE,

210. BUT IN RETURN

211. FOR ALL YOUR YEARS OF LOYAL SERVICE,

212. I MAKE YOU CAPTAIN OF YOUR OWN SHIP.

213. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

214. I SHALL COMMAND HER WITH PRIDE,

215. AND SOMEDAY...

216. AH, THERE'S ALWAYS A SOMEDAY, FREDERIC.

217. HANG FIVE, HONKY!

218.

219. LAND HO!

220. MABEL! MABEL!

221. OH, LET HER BE. WHO NEEDS HER?

222. SHE'S A DISGRACE

223. TO THE NOBLE NAME OF STANLEY.

224. JUST LOOK AT HER!

225. I WOULDN'T WEAR A DRESS LIKE THAT TO BED.

226. I THINK THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA.

227. WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!

228. WHAT IS SHE LOOKING FOR?

229. LOVE?

230. HA! WELL, SHE'LL HAVE A LONG WAIT.

231. SHE'S THE YOUNGEST, AND BY NOBLE CUSTOM,

232. THE ELDEST MUST MARRY FIRST.

233. WHICH MAKES ME FIRST...

234. ME SECOND...

235. AND ME THIRD.

236. JEEZ, WE'LL ALL BE 50.

237. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT SONG?

238. OH, FREDDY... UHH...

239. YOU ALWAYS WERE A...

240. CARELESS BOY.

241. THANK YOU.

242. BY THE WAY, WAS THAT A DEFINITE "NO" BACK THERE?

243. RUTH, I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS,

244. BUT... TELL ME HONESTLY.

245. NOW, COMPARED TO OTHER WOMEN,

246. ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL?

247. OH, I HAVE BEEN TOLD SO.

248. AH, BUT LATELY?

249. WELL, BY SAMUEL.

250. OF COURSE, HE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME.

251. OH, FREDDY!

252.

253. HEE HEE. COME ON, GIRLS! COME IN!

254. IT'S LOVELY AND WARM.

255. HI!

256. HI!

257. AAH! AAH! RUN, GIRLS, RUN!

258. WAIT! I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO DEFLOWER YOU!

259.

260. HELP! IT'S A PIRATE!

261. RUN, GIRLS, FOR YOUR LIVES!

262. PIRATE?

263. NO, NO, I'M NOT ANYMORE!

264. LADIES, I'M NOT A PIRATE. I PROMISE YOU!

265. LOOK, SEE! NO TATTOOS, NOTHING.

266. GIRLS!

267.

268. OOH, ISN'T HE LOVELY?

269. ♪ WHEN WILL I FIND LOVE? ♪

270. ♪ HOW WILL HE KNOW ME? ♪

271. ♪ AND I FEEL FIRST LOVE ♪

272. NOT BAD.

273. THANKS.

274. DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?

275. I'VE...

276. I'VE NEVER LIVED TILL NOW.

277. SO THE GOOD PIRATES

278. ARRIVED TOO LATE TO SAVE MY PARENTS,

279. REST THEIR SOULS,

280. BUT MY MOTHER HURLED ME

281. THROUGH THE FLAMES AND INTO THE KING'S ARMS

282. AND HE RAISED ME AS HIS OWN APPRENTICE.

283. YOU POOR THING.

284. PIRATES?

285. YOU MEAN LIKE WALKING THE PLANK, BURIED TREASURE,

286. HACK, SLASH, OFF WITH HIS HEAD,

287. AND THE JOLLY RICHARD AND EVERYTHING?

288. ROGER.

289. OH, ROGER, I LOVE IT!

290. NO, FREDERIC, WITHOUT A "K."

291. MABEL, ALSO WITHOUT A "K."

292. GOD, WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

293. MABEL...

294. PRETTY BAD, HUH?

295. NO, I LOVE IT.

296. MABEL.

297. LISTEN...

298. I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND SILLY,

299. BUT I THINK I LOVE YOU.

300. I THINK I MIGHT EVEN WANT TO MARRY YOU.

301. GOD, THAT WAS A SHORT LOVE SCENE.

302. BUT, YES.

303. OH, NO, WE'VE GOT THIS DUMB CUSTOM.

304. THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY OUT.

305. WE'VE GOTTA SEE MY FATHER.

306. OH, WELL, LISTEN, I HAVEN'T

307. HAD MUCH PRACTICE AT SEEING FATHERS.

308. WELL, DON'T WORRY. HE'S JUST THE SAME

309. AS ANY OTHER ORDINARY MAJOR GENERAL.

310. MAJOR GENERAL?

311. OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

312. FREDERIC, TRUST ME.

313. WOW, COME HERE.

314. OOH.

315. HEH.

316.

317. GEE, I THOUGHT THE BELLS CAME AFTERWARDS.

318.

319.

320. AAH!

321. HO HO HO!

322. HELMSMAN...

323. HARD OF—

324. HARD TO—

325. REVERSE.

326. HARD OF BACKWARDS? NO, NO, NO.

327. UH, SAM, WHAT IS THAT SAYING? HARD OF—

328. HEARING!

329. HARD OF—

330. WHOA!

331. IT'S THE PIRATES WITH LUST IN THEIR HEARTS.

332. YOUR SISTERS ARE ENDANGERING THEIR VIRTUE,

333. EVEN THEIR VERY LIVES.

334. COME BACK HERE,

335. YOU SEX-CRAZED BILGE RATS!

336. THIS IS MUTINY!

337. MABEL... DON'T MOVE.

338. A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE CURB.

339. HA HA! THIS IS ONE TIME

340. WHEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RAPE—

341. PILLAGE... AND PLUNDER.

342. OH, REALLY? HA HA HA!

343. TAKE IT EASY, LADS!

344. DON'T HURT OR MAIM THEM.

345. HO HO, FREDERIC.

346. ARE YOUR LOINS SO HOT,

347. YOU'D HAVE THEM ALL AND NONE FOR US?

348. WELL, NOW,

349. WHO DARES DISTURB OUR DALLIANCE?

350. I DO!

351. WHAT?

352. WELL, NOW,

353. YOU'VE SAVED THE BEST TILL LAST.

354. KEEP OUT OF THIS, MABEL!

355. MABEL?

356. YOU'LL BE HUNG!

357. OH, I AM, I AM.

358. AND VERY WELL, THANK YOU.

359. YOU SET FREDERIC AND MY SISTERS FREE OR DIE!

360. HA HA HA—

361. WHOA!

362. HUT! HUT! OUCH!

363. OLé!

364. TOUCHé, TOUCHé!

365.

366.

367. CAPTAIN! HERE!

368. HEY!

369. HEY!

370. HEY!

371. YOU SEE? THE BLADE GROWS HEAVY.

372. SHE CANNOT RAISE IT TO MY HEART.

373. I'M NOT AIMING AT YOUR HEART.

374. OHH!

375. EEW!

376. I'LL SEE YOU GET A THOUSAND LASHES!

377. PROMISES, PROMISES.

378.

379. WELL, IF YOU LOVE HALF AS WELL AS YOU FIGHT—

380. NO! MABEL, TELL HIM!

381. WHAT COULD SHE SAY TO FOIL OUR SPORT?

382. MY FATHER— YES?

383. IS— YES?

384. A MAJOR GENERAL.

385. A MAJOR GENERAL?

386. THAT'LL DO IT.

387. YES, YES, HE'S A MAJOR GENERAL.

388. YES, YES, HE IS A MAJOR GENERAL!

389.

390. YES, YES, I AM A MAJOR GENERAL!

391. PAPA!

392. NOT NOW, DARLING, I'M ON!

393. PAPA—

394. ZOUNDS, THIS IS MY BIG NUMBER.

395. NOW. PLAY ALONG WITH THIS.

396. OUR LIVES MAY DEPEND ON IT.

397. VERSE 2...

398. WELL, NOW THAT I'VE INTRODUCED MYSELF,

399. I SHOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME IDEA

400. OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY GARDEN.

401. PAPA, WE—I MEAN, FREDERIC AND I—

402. Pirate King: PERMIT ME, SIR.

403. I'LL EXPLAIN IN 2 WORDS...

404. IT'S A BEACH PARTY,

405. AND I'M FRANKIE AVALON.

406. AND I'M ANNETTE FUNICELLO.

407. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, PAPA.

408. THEY'RE PIRATES,

409. THE FAMOUS PIRATES OF PENZANCE.

410. WHAT? THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE?

411. THE VERY ROGUES WHO STOLE MY FAMILY'S FORTUNE

412. ON THE HIGH SEAS A SCORE OF YEARS AGO?

413. OUR LAST SCORE WAS YEARS AGO!

414. PAPA, ALL EXCEPT THIS GENTLEMAN.

415. HE WAS A PIRATE,

416. BUT HE NOW MEANS TO GO STRAIGHT

417. AS MY HUSBAND.

418. HEY, YOU FOX!

419. I'LL BE BEST MAN, NATURALLY.

420. AN IDEA. AHEM!

421. TELL ME, KIND SIR,

422. HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN WHAT IT IS TO BE...

423. AN ORPHAN?

424. AW, SHIT!

425. AN ORPHAN, SIR,

426. AND A FINE SINGER, TOO.

427. OF COURSE YOU MAY GO. YOU'RE ALL FREE.

428. COME, LADS!

429. WE'VE A SHIP TO FLOAT.

430. FREE HER KEEL

431. AND RAISE THAT CHAIN DOODAD.

432. ANCHOR.

433. NO, SAM, JUST DISAPPOINTMENT.

434. OHH.

435. ANOTHER 20 YEARS AT SEA

436. WILL EASE THIS PETTY MELANCHOLY.

437. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

438. FINE.

439. GOOD. I DON'T TRUST THESE GUYS.

440. WHAT— NO, THEY'RE FINE.

441. MM...

442. YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU.

443. BUT I'LL LIGHT A THOUSAND CANDLES

444. FOR THE LUCK THAT KEPT YOU SAFE.

445. LUCK? I ALMOST TOOK THAT TWIT.

446. YEAH, YOU DID WELL FOR A WOMAN,

447. BUT NOW THERE'S A MAN'S WORK TO BE DONE.

448. I'M GONNA KEEP WATCH

449. UNTIL THE SHIP IS SAFELY OVER THE HORIZON.

450. WOMAN?

451. PAPA!

452. ABOUT THIS CUSTOM—

453. YES, WHAT ABOUT THIS CUSTOM?

454. PAPA, ABOUT THIS CUSTOM—

455. I'M THE ELDEST, AT, UH, 23.

456. 33.

457. ALL RIGHT, BACK TO THE CASTLE,

458. THE LOT OF YOU.

459. PAPA...

460. THE CUSTOM IS IRRELEVANT.

461. YOUNGEST OR OLDEST, I CANNOT ALLOW YOU

462. TO MARRY THIS PENNILESS ADVENTURER.

463. WHY NOT?

464. WELL, HE'S A NASTY PIRATE PERSON,

465. AND BESIDES, HE'S POOR.

466.

467. UHH! YUHH!

468. THEY'RE ANCHORING OUTSIDE THE COVE!

469. COMMON FELLOW.

470. BUT IF HE WASN'T POOR?

471. OOH...

472. DIAMONDS, RUBIES, GOLD COINS?

473. OH, WHAT A NICE BOY.

474. EVEN IF IT WASN'T HIS MONEY?

475. WELL, FOR YOUR HAPPINESS— WHOSE MONEY?

476. YOURS. MINE?

477. THE FAMILY TREASURES, STOLEN FROM YOU

478. BY THE PIRATES.

479. SUPPOSING FREDERIC WERE TO RECOVER THEM,

480. MINUS SALVAGE RIGHTS, EXPENSES,

481. ATTORNEY'S FEES, MY COMMISSION.

482. AND IF HE FAILS?

483. IF HE FAILS... WE'LL SHACK UP.

484. HERE'S WHAT WE DO.

485. WE SWIM OUT TO THE SHIP,

486. BOARD IT, GET THE STOLEN TREASURE,

487. AND SWIM BACK.

488. EASY, RIGHT?

489. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

490. I'VE—I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN

491. LIKE THAT BEFORE.

492. THE BODY IS AN 8.

493. THE BRAIN IS A 10. SO LET'S GO!

494.

495. Wait, where is it?

496. Well, it's not here.

497. Well, where is it?

498. It fell overboard

499. on some uncharted reef.

500. What?

501. But there is a map.

502. Where?

503. The King's got it.

504. The King's got it. Well, how do we get it?

505. Oh, it's tattooed on his back.

506. Tattooed on his back?

507. Yeah, but no one's ever seen it.

508. He never takes his shirt off—

509. in public.

510. I'll make him take his shirt off.

511. How?

512. Oh, get something to write on

513. a-and meet me below.

514. OK, OK.

515.

516.

517. ¡OLé!

518.

519. SAM?

520. REVEAL YOURSELF

521. OR DIE!

522. NYMPH!

523. NYMPHET!

524. NYMPHO.

525. I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

526. AND I SAW YOUR LIGHT ON.

527. TODAY YOU TRIED TO KILL ME.

528. WELL, UH,

529. SOME PEOPLE SEND FLOWERS.

530. I FANCY A CHAP...

531. I TRY TO KILL HIM.

532. COME ON, MY LITTLE NYMPHET.

533. YOU CAN TRUST ME.

534. HMM.

535. COME ON.

536. UNH!

537. IS THAT A DAGGER IN YOUR POCKET,

538. OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

539. OH. OH!

540. WHY DON'T YOU, UM...

541. take off your shirt?

542. NO.

543. TELL ME,

544. WHAT'S THE AGE OF CONSENT AROUND HERE?

545. 18.

546. GOOD. I'M OLD ENOUGH.

547. OOH!

548. UH... H-HOW ABOUT A DRINK FIRST?

549. LET'S GET SLOSHED!

550. HELP YOURSELF.

551. THERE'S SOME ON THE WINDOWSILL.

552.

553. CHEERS.

554. UH, BOTTOMS UP.

555. AHA! LADY'S CHOICE! I LIKE THAT.

556. NOW...

557. MY LOVE, WE'LL NOT SAIL AROUND THIS MISERY.

558. LET'S TRY TAKING YOUR SHIRT OFF.

559. OH, UH, NO, NO!

560. UH, HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU FIRST!

561. WHY?

562. BECAUSE I'M SHY.

563. A-A-AND I'M—I'M ALSO A FEMINIST,

564. SO THAT NATURALLY MEANS

565. THAT THE MAN GOES FIRST.

566. WONDERFUL.

567. NICE TO MEET A WOMAN WHO KNOWS HER PLACE.

568. OH!

569. 202 PUSH-UPS A DAY.

570. NOW—

571. UH, I NEED SOME FRESH AIR.

572. NO!

573. UH, GOOSE BUMPS.

574. I'VE GOT GOOSE BUMPS.

575. PUSH-UPS. I RECOMMEND PUSH-UPS.

576. LET ME FIX THIS WINDOW,

577. THEN WE'LL FIX YOUR GOOSE BUMPS,

578. MY LITTLE NYMPHO.

579. I KNOW ALL ABOUT ART.

580. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

581. THIS IS A VERY—

582. SURELY YOU DON'T TEASE.

583. NO, UH, THERE'S JUST THIS

584. ONE LITTLE THING THAT I FORGOT TO DO.

585.

586. MMM.

587. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

588. GO FOR IT.

589. OH!

590. OH, THIS IS JUST PERFECT.

591. OH, MY—OH, THOSE MUSCLES!

592. OH... I'M GONNA FAINT.

593. I'M GONNA FAINT! JUST—

594. OH, THAT'S JUST SO GOOD, IT'S PERFECT!

595. J-JUST A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT.

596. OH, OH, THAT'S GREAT! YEAH, I LIKE THAT.

597. OH, THAT'S— THAT'S GOOD!

598. THAT'S VERY GOOD, I LIKE THAT!

599. JUST A LITTLE BIT— JUST A LITTLE TO THE—

600. OH, THAT'S SO GOOD!

601. OH, I LOVE IT.

602. OH, GOD, I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!

603. IF DON'T STOP, I'LL DIE!

604. MORE, MORE, MORE!

605. MORE! OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

606. MORE! OH, MY GOD! JUST A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

607. OH! OH, MY GOD, DON'T STOP!

608. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

609. OH, YOU ARE REALLY TURNING ME ON, I MUST SAY.

610. THIS IS WONDERFUL.

611. YOU READY YET?

612. THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING.

613. THERE IS?

614.

615. YOU AND YOUR LITTLE GAMES!

616.

617. I LOVE AN INTERESTING WOMAN.

618. WHERE ARE YOU, MY LITTLE NYMPHET?

619. WHERE ARE YOU?

620. WHERE ARE YOU?

621. AHH...

622. BE GENTLE, MABEL.

623. OH! HA HA!

624. OOH—MABEL, YOUR GOOSE BUMPS HAVE GROWN!

625.

626. [MONKEY SCREECHES]

627.

628. SHH...

629. SO THAT WAS SEX, HUH?

630. I DON'T SEE WHAT THERE IS TO GET SO EXCITED ABOUT.

631. WHERE'S THE MAP?

632. WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS FOR?

633. WELL, I PUT A HOLE IN THE SHIP,

634. AND IT'S SINKING.

635. AFTER ALL, THEY WERE MY FRIENDS.

636. OH, FREDERIC.

637. LOOK OUT! RAIDERS ABOARD!

638. RAIDERS ABOARD!

639.

640. OH!

641. JUMP!

642. I HOPE IT'S NOT COLD.

643. COWARDS!

644. OH...

645. ARGH! I CAN SEE YOU NOW.

646. STOP SWIMMING!

647.

648.

649. LOOK, IT'S SINKING!

650. SINK, SINK!

651. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

652. PAPA, WE'RE HOME.

653. BIG SURPRISE.

654. FREDERIC, OVER HERE.

655. RIGHT ON CUE.

656. ACTUALLY, THERE'S MORE ROOM OVER HERE.

657. CAN WE BRING IT OVER HERE?

658. RIGHT THERE, IN THE CORNER? YEAH.

659. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS, PAPA.

660. RIGHT HERE. YEAH. ON THE FLOOR.

661. ACTUALLY, THE TABLE MIGHT BE BETTER,

662. BECAUSE WHEN WE OPEN IT, IT'LL LOOK REALLY GREAT.

663. PAPA...

664. LOOK, WE'VE RESTORED THE FAMILY FORTUNE.

665. ALL YOUR SENTIMENTAL TREASURES, GOLD BARS,

666. KRUGERRANDS.

667. BREAK?

668. OH, NO. JUST A LITTLE BENT.

669. PINK BALL IN THE CORNER POCKET.

670. THE PIRATES ARE AT LEAST 20 MINUTES BEHIND US.

671. OH, BUT PLENTY OF TIME

672. FOR YOUR ARMY TO AMBUSH 'EM.

673.

674. ARMY? WHAT ARMY?

675. I BLEW IT.

676. PAPA...

677. FREDERIC WILL RAISE AN ARMY.

678. WELL, IN YONDER VILLAGE,

679. THERE IS A FORCE OF YEOMANRY—

680. STOUT OF LIMB AND SPIRIT,

681. DEDICATED TO THE RULES OF LAW.

682. BUT...

683. THEY LACK A LEADER.

684. WELL, OF COURSE. YOU'LL LEAD THEM.

685. WHAT? ME? HA HA HA.

686. NO, NO, NO, NO, MY DEAR.

687. I'VE HAD MY MOMENTS OF GLORY.

688. WHY BE SELFISH?

689. MY BOY, THE JOB IS YOURS.

690. RID ME OF THESE VILLAINS AND MABEL'S HAND IS YOURS.

691. NOT TO MENTION THE BEST PARTS.

692. SIR, I'LL RIDE STRAIGHTAWAY

693. TO LEAD THESE GOOD MEN!

694.

695. OW, OH, OH...

696. OOH, OW...

697. WELL, I'VE BEEN AT SEA SINCE I WAS 1.

698. HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE? OOH...

699. WELL, I GAVE IT MY BEST SHOT.

700. FAMOUS LAST WORDS, FREDERIC?

701. TAILOR-MADE, FREDERIC.

702. W-WELL, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,

703. UM, HEH HEH,

704. I'D RATHER BE BURIED AT SEA.

705. HA HA.

706. AH!

707. AAH!

708.

709. SHH.

710. SHH.

711. SHH!

712. RUTH.

713. UH-HUH.

714. PLAIN OLD RUTH.

715. HERE, COMMANDER!

716. NOW, COME ON, RUTH. WAS I THAT BAD TO YOU?

717. ABLE SEAPERSON FREDERIC,

718. PREPARE TO DIE.

719. NOPE.

720.

721. THAT IS FOR THE LIFE PRESERVERS.

722. YOU'RE COMING BACK WITH US,

723. AREN'T YOU, FREDDY?

724. NO, BECAUSE I'VE SWORN TO VANQUISH YOU ALL!

725. FREDDY, YOU'LL BE THE DEATH OF ME.

726. GLADLY.

727. MY ONCE APPRENTICE.

728. I TAUGHT YOU ALL YOU KNOW.

729. DON'T MAKE ME TEACH YOU HOW TO DIE.

730. AAH!

731. GERONIMO!

732. UNH!

733. AAH!

734. FREDERIC?

735. AW, NOW WHAT'S THE MATTER,

736. LOSING YOUR GRIP?

737. CAN'T WE FIND SOMEWHERE SAFE

738. TO KILL EACH OTHER?

739. UNH!

740. CAREFUL...

741. YOU MIGHT CUT YOURSELF.

742. CHEERS.

743. AHH! AHH!

744.

745.

746. HA HA. OUT OF BREATH?

747. SAVE YOURS.

748. IT MAY BE YOUR LAST.

749. HEAD OF THE FAMILY.

750. HA! GET OUT OF THIS ONE, COMMANDER.

751. HELLO, SAILOR.

752.

753. OH!

754. AAH!

755. AAH!

756.

757. AAH!

758. AHH...

759. WE MUST STOP MEETING LIKE THIS.

760. DROP IT OR...

761. NUTS!

762. THEM, TOO.

763. OH, WHY DON'T YOU TWO

764. GET ON WITH WHAT WE CAME FOR? HEH.

765. HEART...

766. OR THROAT?

767. HEART.

768. Man's voice: THE FORCE, FREDERIC.

769. REMEMBER THE FORCE.

770.

771. DID I TEACH YOU THAT?

772. NAH, I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE.

773. LISTEN, YOU TWO.

774. OH, MEN...

775. KILL HIM NOW AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR HIS SECRET.

776. SECRET? WHAT SECRET?

777. VERY GOOD.

778. YOUR DEED OF APPRENTICESHIP.

779.

780. THE FINE PRINT.

781. YOUR DATE OF BIRTH?

782. FEBRUARY 29, 1856.

783. A LEAP YEAR.

784. I DON'T GET IT.

785. YOU WERE APPRENTICE TO US.

786. TILL MY 21st YEAR.

787. NO, NO, NO. TILL YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY.

788. LEAP YEARS ONLY HAPPEN EVERY 4 YEARS.

789. GOING BY BIRTHDAYS, YOU'RE STILL ONLY 51/4.

790. WHAT?

791. I MERELY MAKE YOU AWARE OF IT, FREDERIC.

792. I LEAVE THE REST TO YOUR SENSE OF... DUTY?

793. YES, DUTY.

794. DUTY AND HONOR ARE ALL I HAVE.

795. IT'S THE ONE GOOD THING

796. YOU TAUGHT ME.

797. SO WHATEVER IT COSTS ME,

798. I WILL DO MY DUTY.

799. GOOD LAD.

800. THEN I GUESS I MUST TELL YOU—

801. GENERAL STANLEY, MABEL'S FATHER...

802. HE'S GOT YOUR TREASURE HIDDEN HERE.

803. AND...

804. HE'S RAISING AN ARMY TO SLAUGHTER YOU...

805. US.

806. A FIGHT? US?

807. SPLENDID!

808. NOBODY LOVES A STOOLIE.

809. LOVE! OH, MY GOD—MABEL!

810. GIVE ME AN HOUR TO SAY FAREWELL FOREVER.

811. OH, WELL.

812. AN HOUR?

813. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

814. I COULD SAY FAREWELL 3 TIMES IN AN HOUR.

815. BUT NOT FOREVER.

816. WE'LL BE TAKING THE LADIES WITH US.

817. WHAT?

818. MABEL WOULD RATHER DIE.

819. WELL, THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

820. WE MARCH ON THE CASTLE TONIGHT!

821. THEY ARE DOOMED!

822. DOOMED... DOOMED... DOOMED...

823. LIVE WITHOUT WHO?

824.

825. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

826. OH, HIDING.

827. HIDING? MY FREDERIC HIDING?

828. IT CANNOT BE THE LIONHEART TREMBLES

829. AT THE COMING CONFLICT.

830. MY LOVE, A WIMP.

831. NO, MABEL.

832. A TERRIBLE DISCLOSURE'S JUST BEEN MADE.

833. THEN ZIP IT UP.

834. YOU MEAN WHEN I'M 84, YOU'LL STILL BE 21?

835. YEP.

836. COULD BE FUN.

837. NO, MABEL!

838. THE TRAGEDY COMPLETELY ELUDES YOU, DOESN'T IT?

839. LOOK, DON'T YOU SEE?

840. I WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO MARRY YOU UNTIL...

841. 1940?

842.

843. FREDERIC...

844. YOU'RE NOT... GAY, ARE YOU?

845. NO! NO.

846. I MEAN, THE WAY YOU AND THAT PIRATE KING

847. GET AROUND IN THOSE RATHER FEMININE

848. PLEATED SHIRTS AND ALL THAT LEATHER.

849. MABEL!

850. HEY, I'M NOT PREJUDICED.

851. I MEAN, WHAT DOES THIS COUNTRY GOT A NAVY FOR?

852. SCREW 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

853. YOU'RE WEIRD.

854. ALL KIDDING ASIDE, FRED...

855. TELL ME THIS—

856. ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

857. I DON'T KNOW.

858. NEAR ENOUGH.

859. BUT YOU'D HAVE ME DIE ONE?

860. NO!

861. BUT YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR SENSE OF DUTY

862. BEFORE ME.

863. BEFORE THE LIVES OF MY WHOLE FAMILY.

864. BUT I HAVE TO.

865. IT'S MY DUTY. THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

866. THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

867. FREDERIC!

868. THESE ARE THE 1880s.

869. YOU CANNOT LIVE YOUR LIFE

870. BY THE OUTMODED CLASS CONVENTIONS

871. OF A NEO-IMPERIALIST SOCIETY.

872. FIND YOUR TRUE CENTER.

873. WHAT? YOU MEAN ZEN PIRACY?

874. FREDERIC...

875. HAVE YOU EVER WORN A WHALEBONE CORSET?

876. WELL, NO, WE ESTABLISHED THAT, DIDN'T WE?

877. IT CHOKES AND STRANGLES, FREDERIC!

878. I WON'T BE CHOKED AND STRANGLED

879. BY SOMEONE ELSE'S DUMB IDEAS

880. OF CUSTOM AND DUTY!

881. WOULD YOU, HARRY? WOULD YOU?

882. NEVER TO KNOW THE RICH AND REAL—

883. THE WONDROUS PERSON BEATING AND THROBBING

884. INSIDE ME.

885. FREDERIC, CAN YOU SEE ME THROBBING?

886. I SEE.

887. I SEE I'M THROBBING, TOO.

888. YOUR DUTY IS TO US.

889. TELL HIM, HARRY!

890. TO OUR LOVE!

891. MM...

892. MMM.

893. Y-YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

894. YOU'RE RIGHT.

895. LOVE IS EVERYTHING!

896. LOVE IS EVERYTHING!

897. NOW GO AND MASSACRE THOSE OAFS.

898. I CAN'T.

899. MABEL...

900. YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME.

901. AS MIDNIGHT LOVES THE MOON.

902. BUT WHO AM I?

903. YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN ME FOR A DAY OR TWO.

904. I'M A SAILOR WHO SPENT ALL HIS LIFE AT SEA...

905. AND KNOWS NOTHING...

906. NOTHING...

907. ABOUT LIFE...

908. OR LADIES.

909. ONLY LOVE.

910.

911. AND IF I SHOULD CHANGE,

912. IF I SHOULD CHANGE TO KEEP YOUR LOVE...

913. CHANGING IT JUST MIGHT LOSE IT.

914. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE?

915. TO HOLD YOU I HAVE TO LET YOU GO?

916. SEE YOU IN 1940.

917. BUT I'LL TRY FOR 1939.

918.

919. SORRY, MEADOWS.

920. HOW THE HELL ARE YOU, MEADOWS?

921. PAPA, FREDERIC HAS JUST CROSSED OVER TO THE ENEMY.

922. THERE'S BARELY ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU

923. TO REACH OUR FORCE AND LEAD THEM.

924. LEAD? I CAN'T LEAD.

925. I'M PLANNING STRATEGY.

926. PAPA...

927. JUST A SNORT OR TWO...

928. FOR COURAGE.

929. COURAGE?

930. WELL, I'M A THEORETICAL SOLDIER.

931. THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR—

932. I AM...

933. THE VERY, VERY...

934. VERY...

935. WON'T GO OFF.

936. IT'S NOT LOADED.

937. BUT YOU ARE.

938. PAPA...

939. I'M GONNA LEAD OUR FEARSOME FORCE AGAINST THE FOE.

940. HOW MUCH TO KEEP THIS QUIET?

941. NOW, LISTEN, YOUNG LADY—

942. NO, I'LL TELL YOU.

943. IF WE WIN, A FULL PARDON FOR FREDERIC.

944. THAT'S BLACKMAIL!

945. A FULL PARDON.

946. DAMN CHEEK.

947. WITH WOMEN LEADING ARMIES,

948. WE'LL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER DECENT WAR AGAIN.

949. SO TRUE.

950. SO TRUE.

951.

952.

953. SERGEANT, APPROACH.

954. PIRATES AT LARGE.

955. PIRATES?

956. THIS IS A DAY FOR DEATH OR GLORY.

957.

958. THAT IS NOT A PLEASANT WAY OF PUTTIN' IT.

959. TAKE HEART.

960. FREDERIC SHOULD HAVE LED YOU, BUT NOW I SHALL.

961. NOT BLOODY LIKELY.

962. YOU'RE A GIRL.

963. NOW, NIC OFF.

964. YES, NIC OFF!

965. WE'LL SEE WHAT YOUR INSPECTOR

966. THINKS OF THIS!

967.

968. ONE MOMENT.

969. I MUST TAKE SOME NOTES.

970. MY NOTEBOOK.

971.

972. NAME OF THE FURZJETEEF?

973. FURZJETEEF?

974. FURZJETEEF.

975. F-U—

976. WHAT? UP YOURS TOO, FROGGY.

977. OH. OH. FUGITIVE.

978. NAME?

979. FREDERIC.

980. STRANGE NAME FOR A GIRL.

981. NO. MY NAME IS STANLEY.

982. STILL A STRANGE NAME FOR A GIRL.

983. MABEL STANLEY.

984. MABEL. TELL ME, MABEL, ABOUT—

985. ABOUT THESE PARROTS.

986. PARROTS?

987. PARROTS.

988. HYAH.

989. HYAH! HYEH!

990. PARROTS. OH, THEY'RE PIRATES.

991. WELL, THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY TO THE CASTLE,

992. LED BY THE PIRATE KING.

993. THIS PARROT KING, DOES HE HAVE AN 'URSE?

994. A NURSE? YEAH. UH, RUTH.

995. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ITS NAME.

996. HOW FAST DOES IT RUN?

997. YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW FAST A NURSE RUNS?

998. AN 'URSE. AN 'URSE.

999. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A PERRET?

1000. PERRET?

1001. A PERRET.

1002. "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER."

1003. STUPID GIRL.

1004. THESE OTHER PARROTS. THEIR NAMES.

1005. OH. LONG JOHN SILVER, GUY WITH A WOODEN LEG.

1006. HE WEARS A PIRATE ON HIS SHOULDER—

1007. I MEAN, A PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER.

1008. THEN THERE'S RUTH, AND SHE'S A HORSE.

1009. I MEAN, A NURSE.

1010. LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FOLLOW ME TO THE FORT, OK?

1011. HYAH.

1012. FERT?

1013.

1014.

1015. PICK UP THOSE 'URSEPRINTS AS EVIDENCE.

1016. BACK TO THE CASTLE.

1017. OH—CERTAINLY. HA HA.

1018. THESE PIRATES WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM!

1019. WE'LL PUT AN END TO THEIR REIGN OF TERROR,

1020. BUTCHERY, ARSON, AND RAPE,

1021. NOT TO MENTION ROBBERY, FLOGGING, KIDNAPPING,

1022. AND COP KILLING!

1023. OOH.

1024. OH. OH.

1025. HA HA HA.

1026.

1027. AH. EH.

1028. LADS.

1029. OH! WHOA!

1030. PUT YOUR BACKS TO IT, LADS.

1031. AND 1, 2...

1032. NOW LET'S TRY THE PYRAMID.

1033.

1034. WE ARE...

1035. THE PIRATES. THE PIRATES.

1036. HUNH!

1037. NOW I SUPPOSE WE HAVE TO TAKE THE OTHER ONE BACK.

1038. AW, SHIT. AW, SHIT.

1039.

1040. WHOO HOO! WHOA!

1041.

1042.

1043. 2, 3, AAH!

1044.

1045. AVON CALLING.

1046.

1047. [PIRATES CHEERING AND YELLING]

1048.

1049.

1050. [PIRATES CHEERING, YELLING, AND LAUGHING]

1051. [LOUD BANGS AND BREAKING GLASS]

1052. [BREAKING GLASS AND LOUD CRASHES]

1053. [LOUD BANG AND BREAKING GLASS]

1054.

1055.

1056. OH.

1057. WHOA.

1058.

1059.

1060.

1061.

1062. MABEL. OOH, I'VE MISSED YOU.

1063. THAT'S NICE. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, FRED?

1064. HOW HAVE I BEEN?

1065. COME OUT AND LET ME HOLD YOU.

1066. UH-UH.

1067. AT LEAST A KISS.

1068. MABEL, WHAT IS THIS?

1069. FREDERIC, WE'RE ENEMIES NOW.

1070. I THOUGHT YOU'D REMEMBER.

1071. OH, YOU DON'T THINK I WANT IT THIS WAY.

1072. IT'S UP TO YOU.

1073. OK. OK. IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU WANT IT.

1074. GOOD-BYE, MABE.

1075. GOOD-BYE.

1076. AH!

1077. MWAH!

1078. DAMN YOU.

1079. OOH, I LOVE YOU.

1080. I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, COME WHAT MAY.

1081. COME WHAT MAY?

1082. WE'LL ALL BE MURDERED IN OUR BEDS COME WHAT MAY.

1083. WELL, RUN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN.

1084. DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR?

1085. BESIDES, HAVE YOU TRIED RUNNING

1086. IN ONE OF THESE THINGS LATELY?

1087. IT'S A REAL BITCH.

1088. Pirate King: FREDERIC.

1089. DUTY CALLS.

1090. ENEMIES?

1091. [FAINT SOUND OF PIRATES SINGING]

1092. ENEMIES.

1093. FREDERIC.

1094. OH, GOD.

1095. FREDERIC!

1096.

1097.

1098. GOOD-BYE.

1099. TA-TA. COMING!

1100.

1101.

1102. OH, NO.

1103. SEIZE HIM.

1104. AAH!

1105. OOH.

1106. NOT HIM, YOU IDIOTS.

1107. HIM!

1108. OH. OH.

1109.

1110.

1111. Pirate King: COME, LADS.

1112. THE LADIES ARE WAITING.

1113.

1114. GET OFF. GET OFF.

1115. GET OFF. GET OFF.

1116. FREDERIC, HELP US!

1117. FREDERIC, PLEASE.

1118. WILL NO ONE SAVE US?

1119. WHOA. WHOA.

1120.

1121. OOH! GO BACK.

1122.

1123. DON'T GO THERE.

1124. GOOD EVENING, ALL.

1125.

1126. HELLO, HELLO.

1127. HELLO. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, THEN?

1128. IT IS MY DUTY TO WARN YOU

1129. THAT ANYTHING YOU SAY MAY BE TAKEN DOWN.

1130. NIC OFF! NIC OFF!

1131.

1132. [HIGH-PITCHED SOUND]

1133. [SOUND OF DECOMPRESSION IMITATING FLATULENCE]

1134.

1135. FOR TIT FOR TAT.

1136.

1137. COME ON!

1138. COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!

1139. LOOK!

1140.

1141. OH! COME ON, GIRLS. HURRY.

1142. THIS WAY. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.

1143. OH. OOH. AH! OH.

1144. OH, MABEL, HIDE.

1145. NO. YOU LOOK AFTER THEM.

1146. OH!

1147. MABEL, NO.

1148. IT-IT'S SUICIDE.

1149. OOH!

1150. SAM, STOP FOOLING AROUND.

1151. GET OFF ME!

1152.

1153. RUFF! RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

1154. HYAH.

1155. HYAH. HA HA HA.

1156. SORRY.

1157. HELP!

1158. AARGH!

1159. LOOK OUT, JOHN.

1160. HA HA HA!

1161. HELP.

1162. COME ON. LOOK OUT, JOHN.

1163.

1164.

1165. AARGH!

1166. I WANT IT ENDED RIGHT NOW, JOHN. RIGHT NOW.

1167.

1168. [GRRRR!]

1169. UHH!

1170.

1171. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

1172. OH!

1173. OH, NO. NOT A PIE FIGHT.

1174. NO, NO.

1175. NO, NO. NOT ANCHOVY.

1176. PIZZA!

1177.

1178. OH, OH, OH.

1179. YOU GOT ALL THE ANCHOVIES.

1180. UHH!

1181. WAR IS HELL.

1182.

1183.

1184. CHARGE! GET OUT OF MY GYMNASIUM, ALL OF YOU.

1185. CHARGE! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

1186. UH.

1187. YOU THERE. OH, GET UP.

1188. OH! OH!

1189. NO. PUT HIM DOWN.

1190. OH, I'LL DEAL WITH THIS.

1191. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

1192. WE ARE ALL ORPHANS.

1193. NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.

1194. YOU HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF MY BETTER NATURE,

1195. MY COMPASSION FOR HUMANITY,

1196. MY GENTLE KINDNESS

1197. TO ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL.

1198. RIP THEIR LUNGS OUT!

1199. FEED THEM TO THE SHARKS, BEGINNING WITH HER.

1200.

1201. NO. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE!

1202. THIS IS MY DREAM.

1203. I WANT A HAPPY ENDING.

1204. I WANT A HAPPY ENDING!

1205.

1206. A HAPPY ENDING?

1207. PAPA, A FULL PARDON FOR FREDERIC?

1208. NO. FREDERIC HAS DONE NOTHING

1209. TO BE PARDONED FOR.

1210. AT EVERY TURN OF FATE AND FORTUNE,

1211. HE HAS SIMPLY DONE HIS DUTY.

1212. KNEEL, FREDERIC.

1213. ARISE, SIR FREDERIC.

1214. I REWARD YOU WITH THE FAIREST PRIZE

1215. AT MY COMMAND.

1216. THAT IS,

1217. IF SHE STILL IS AT MY COMMAND.

1218. MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER, MABEL.

1219. Mabel's sister: PAPA, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

1220. THAT'S NOT FAIR. COME ON. COME ON.

1221. PAPA, THE CUSTOM. YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

1222. I CAN'T GET MARRIED TILL THEY ARE.

1223. WE ARE HELPLESS.

1224. MABEL, IT'S YOUR DREAM.

1225.

1226. I FOUND YOUR GLASSES.

1227. THANK YOU.

1228.

1229. YOU AND YOU AND—AND— AND—AND—AND YOU AND YOU.

1230. RIGHT. AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU—

1231. YEAH, AND YOU— AND UP THERE. YEAH, YOU.

1232. YOU, BIDLEY, AND—AND YOU.

1233. AND YOU AND YOU.

1234. YOU'RE A PROBLEM.

1235. THAT WAS NO DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT.

1236. I LOVED A WOMAN.

1237. I WANT THAT WOMAN FOR MY WIFE.

1238. I ACCEPT.

1239. BUT THAT WAS YOU LAST—

1240. WELL, IN THAT CASE, LADS...

1241. I ACCEPT.

1242.

1243. WAIT A MINUTE. I THOUGHT YOU—

1244. YOU AND HE— I DON'T GET IT.

1245. YOU WILL.

1246.

1247. OH.

1248.

1249. YOUR NAME WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE BE FREDERIC, WOULD IT?

1250. NO.

1251. DON'T SUPPOSE YOU CAME LOOKING FOR ME

1252. OUT OF A SENSE OF DUTY?

1253. NOT EXACTLY.

1254.

1255.

1256. 214, TAKE ONE.

1257. QUIET.

1258. SOMEONE BETTER TAKE MY GUM.

1259.

1260. PLEASE CUT.

1261. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT...

1262. IT'S NOT ALL SUNGLASSES AND AUTOGRAPHS.