1. ♪ The only time
I feel good falling ♪Copy !req
2. ♪ Is when I'm falling
fast and hard for you ♪Copy !req
3. ♪ The last two digits
when I'm calling ♪Copy !req
4. ♪ Fade away but somehow
I'll get through ♪Copy !req
5. ♪ The only time
I feel good sinking ♪Copy !req
6. ♪ Is when I'm sinking
fast and deep for you ♪Copy !req
7. ♪ You caught me
as I was winking ♪Copy !req
8. ♪ Now I think my winking days
are through ♪Copy !req
9. ♪ Could it be another change ♪Copy !req
10. ♪ To come and rearrange? ♪Copy !req
11. ♪ Why can't shejust
feel that way I do? ♪ ♪Copy !req
12. Dear friend...Copy !req
13. I am writing to you
because she said you listen and understand.Copy !req
14. And didn't try to sleep
with that person at that party...Copy !req
15. even though you could have.Copy !req
16. Please, don't try to figure out who I am.Copy !req
17. I don't want you to do that.Copy !req
18. I just need to know that
people like you exist.Copy !req
19. Like, if you met me you wouldn't...Copy !req
20. think I was the weird kid
who spent time in the hospital.Copy !req
21. And I wouldn't make you nervous.Copy !req
22. I hope it's okay for me to think that.Copy !req
23. You see, I haven't really
talked to anyone...Copy !req
24. outside of my family all summer.Copy !req
25. But tomorrow is my first day
of high school ever.Copy !req
26. And I need to turn things around.Copy !req
27. So I have a plan.Copy !req
28. As I enter the school for the first time...Copy !req
29. I will visualize what it will be like...Copy !req
30. on the last day of my senioryear.Copy !req
31. Unfortunately, I counted and that's...Copy !req
32. Hop, freshman toads! Hop! Let's move it!Copy !req
33. 1,385 days from now.Copy !req
34. We worked out all summer. Rock hard.Copy !req
35. Hey, you know what?
Why don't you guys get a room?Copy !req
36. Just 1,385 days.Copy !req
37. In the meantime, I'd hoped that my sister,
Candace, and her boyfriend, Derek...Copy !req
38. would have let me eat lunch
with their Earth Club.Copy !req
39. Seniors only.Copy !req
40. What are you doing with that plastic spork?Copy !req
41. I don't wanna bring back silverware.Copy !req
42. Derek, you're Earth Club treasurer.
Come on!Copy !req
43. When my sister said "No," I thought...Copy !req
44. maybe my old friend Susan
would wanna have lunch with me.Copy !req
45. In middle school,
Susan was very fun to be around...Copy !req
46. but now she doesn't
like to say "Hi" to me anymore.Copy !req
47. And then there's Brad Hays.Copy !req
48. Before my older brother
went to play football for Penn State...Copy !req
49. he and Brad played together...Copy !req
50. so I thought maybe he'd say "Hi" to me.Copy !req
51. But Brad's a senior.Copy !req
52. And I'm me. So who am I kidding?Copy !req
53. On the bright side...Copy !req
54. one senior decided to make fun of the
teacher instead of the freshmen.Copy !req
55. He even drew on Mr. Callahan's
legendary goatee...Copy !req
56. with a grease pencil.Copy !req
57. The prick punch is not a toy.Copy !req
58. I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.Copy !req
59. "Callahan," sergeant said...Copy !req
60. "you put down that prick punch.Copy !req
61. You go kill some gooks."Copy !req
62. And you know what happened?Copy !req
63. That prick punch killed my best friend
in a Saigon whorehouse.Copy !req
64. I heard you were gonna be in my class.Copy !req
65. Are you proud to be a senior...Copy !req
66. having to take freshman shop, Patty-Cakes?Copy !req
67. Look, my name is Patrick.Copy !req
68. Eitheryou call me Patrick
or you call me nothing.Copy !req
69. Okay, Nothing.Copy !req
70. I felt really bad for Patrick.Copy !req
71. He wasn't doing the impersonation
to be mean or anything.Copy !req
72. He was just trying
to make us freshmen feel better.Copy !req
73. Nothing, why don't you read first?Copy !req
74. All right. "Chapter One.Copy !req
75. Surviving your fascist shop teacher...Copy !req
76. who needs to put kids down to feel big."Copy !req
77. Wow,
this is useful, guys. We should read on.Copy !req
78. My last class of the day
is Advanced English...Copy !req
79. and I'm really excited to finally learn...Copy !req
80. with the smartest kids in the school.Copy !req
81. Nice Trapper Keeper, faggot.Copy !req
82. Believe it or not, she's gotten
straight A's since kindergarten.Copy !req
83. Shh!Copy !req
84. I'm Mr. Anderson.Copy !req
85. I'm gonna be your teacher
for freshman English.Copy !req
86. This semester we're gonna learn about...Copy !req
87. Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.Copy !req
88. Genius book.Copy !req
89. Now, who'd like to get out
of the first pop quiz?Copy !req
90. I'm shocked. All right.
Well, you can skip the quiz...Copy !req
91. if you tell me which author
invented the paperback book.Copy !req
92. Anyone?Copy !req
93. He was British.Copy !req
94. He also invented the serial.Copy !req
95. In fact, at the end of
the third chapter of his first novel...Copy !req
96. he had a man hanging from
a cliff by his fingernails.Copy !req
97. Hence the term "cliff hanger."Copy !req
98. Anybody?Copy !req
99. - Yeah?
- Shakespeare.Copy !req
100. That's a great guess, but no.Copy !req
101. Shakespeare didn't write novels.Copy !req
102. Anybody else?Copy !req
103. The author...Copy !req
104. was Charles Dickens.Copy !req
105. However, if you and I had
gone to a Shakespeare play...Copy !req
106. it would have cost us four pennies.Copy !req
107. Can you imagine that?Copy !req
108. We would have put those
pennies in a metal box.Copy !req
109. The ushers would lock it in the office.Copy !req
110. And that's where we get the term...Copy !req
111. Cash register.Copy !req
112. Office Max.Copy !req
113. I'll give you a free "A" on anything...Copy !req
114. except the final term
paper if you get it right.Copy !req
115. Box office.Copy !req
116. You should learn to participate.Copy !req
117. Why didn't you raise your hand?Copy !req
118. They call you the "teacher's pet"?Copy !req
119. "Freak"? That kinda thing?Copy !req
120. I used to get "spaz."Copy !req
121. I mean, come on, "spaz"?Copy !req
122. You know, I heard
you had a tough time last year.Copy !req
123. But they say if you make one friend...Copy !req
124. on your first day, you're doing okay.Copy !req
125. Thank you, sir, but if my English teacher...Copy !req
126. is the only friend I make today...Copy !req
127. that would be sort ofdepressing.Copy !req
128. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
129. Don't worry, Mr. Anderson, I'm okay.Copy !req
130. Thanks.Copy !req
131. I would happily not take shop...Copy !req
132. Hey, freshman toad.Copy !req
133. Well, I have 1,384 days to go.Copy !req
134. Just so I say it to someone...Copy !req
135. high school is even worse
than middle school.Copy !req
136. If my parents ask me about it...Copy !req
137. I probably won't tell them the truth...Copy !req
138. because I don't want them...Copy !req
139. to worry that I might get bad again.Copy !req
140. If my Aunt Helen were still here,
I could talk to her...Copy !req
141. and I know she would understand...Copy !req
142. how I'm both happy and sad.Copy !req
143. And I'm still trying
to figure out how that could be.Copy !req
144. I just hope I make a friend soon.Copy !req
145. Love always, Charlie.Copy !req
146. Charlie? Come on.Copy !req
147. This chicken paprikash is delicious.Copy !req
148. Thank you, Derek. It's Charlie's favorite.Copy !req
149. He was a little nervous about starting high
school today, so I made it for him.Copy !req
150. Feel a little silly
about being nervous now, Champ?Copy !req
151. Yes, sir. I sure do.Copy !req
152. I told you, just give 'em a smile...Copy !req
153. and be yourself.Copy !req
154. - That's howyou—
- Make friends in the real world.Copy !req
155. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.Copy !req
156. Freshman year is tough, but...Copy !req
157. you really find yourself.Copy !req
158. Thanks, Derek.Copy !req
159. You could have been a
little nicer to Derek.Copy !req
160. I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy.
I can't stand him.Copy !req
161. - I really hope you love the mix tape I made.
- I do.Copy !req
162. - The cover is hand-painted.
- Wow.Copy !req
163. Hey, Charlie, you want this?Copy !req
164. Are you sure?Copy !req
165. He gives me one every week.Copy !req
166. Hey, babe.Copy !req
167. This next one might be a little sad,
but it reminded me of your eyes.Copy !req
168. ♪ Sing me to sleep ♪Copy !req
169. ♪ I'm tired and I ♪Copy !req
170. ♪ I want to go to bed ♪Copy !req
171. ♪ Sing me to sleep ♪Copy !req
172. Did you already do the term paper on
To Kill a Mockingbird?Copy !req
173. No.Copy !req
174. Get him.Copy !req
175. ♪ Don't try to wake me
in the morning ♪Copy !req
176. ♪ 'Cause I will be gone ♪Copy !req
177. ♪ Don't feel bad for me ♪Copy !req
178. ♪ I want you to know ♪Copy !req
179. ♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪Copy !req
180. ♪ I will feel so glad to go ♪ ♪Copy !req
181. Let's go, Devils!Copy !req
182. Right. Come on, offense!Copy !req
183. - Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.Copy !req
184. Suck it, virginity pledges.Copy !req
185. Suck it.Copy !req
186. You're in trouble now, Jaguars!Copy !req
187. Hey, Patrick.Copy !req
188. Hey. You're in my shop class, right?Copy !req
189. How's your clock coming?Copy !req
190. My dad's building it for me.Copy !req
191. Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.Copy !req
192. You wanna sit over here
or are you waiting for your friends?Copy !req
193. No, no, no, I'll sit.Copy !req
194. Thanks for not calling
me Nothing by the way.Copy !req
195. It's an endless nightmare.Copy !req
196. And these assholes,
they actually think they're being original.Copy !req
197. So do you like football?Copy !req
198. Love it. Love football.Copy !req
199. Maybe you know my brother then.Copy !req
200. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
201. Question. Could the bathrooms
here be more disgusting?Copy !req
202. Yes. They call it the men's room.Copy !req
203. So I finally got hold of Bob.Copy !req
204. Party tonight?Copy !req
205. He's still trying to shag
that waitress from the Olive Garden.Copy !req
206. He's never tossing that salad.Copy !req
207. Come on!Copy !req
208. Patrick.Copy !req
209. Yeah?Copy !req
210. Who's this?Copy !req
211. This is-Copy !req
212. Charlie Kelmeckis.Copy !req
213. Kelmeckis?Copy !req
214. No shit? Your sister's dating
Ponytail Derek, isn't she?Copy !req
215. - God.
- Is that what they call him?Copy !req
216. Would you leave Ponytail Derek alone?Copy !req
217. You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.Copy !req
218. I try. Sam, I try.Copy !req
219. It's nice to meet you, Charlie.
I'm Sam.Copy !req
220. - What's the plan? Are we going
to Mary Elizabeth's tonight? - Nope.Copy !req
221. She got caught watering down her parents'
brandy with iced tea.Copy !req
222. Let's just go to Kings.Copy !req
223. All right. We're goin' to Kings
after the game if you wanna come.Copy !req
224. Do you have a favorite band?Copy !req
225. Well, I think The Smiths are my favorite.Copy !req
226. Are you kidding?
I love The Smiths. Best breakup band ever.Copy !req
227. What's your favorite song?Copy !req
228. "Asleep." It'sfrom Louder than Bombs.Copy !req
229. I heard it on Ponytail Derek's mix tape.Copy !req
230. That works on so many levels.Copy !req
231. I can make you guys a copy if you want.Copy !req
232. - What about Eides? You love Eides, right?
- Yeah, of course. They're great.Copy !req
233. Not a band, Charlie.Copy !req
234. It's a record store downtown.Copy !req
235. Things sound so much better on vinyl.Copy !req
236. You know, I used to be popular
before Sam got me some good music.Copy !req
237. So you be careful.
She'll ruin your life forever.Copy !req
238. That's okay.Copy !req
239. - Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.Copy !req
240. Let it go! Jesus!Copy !req
241. It's an antique joke. It's over.Copy !req
242. So what are you gonna do when you
get outta this place?Copy !req
243. Well, my Aunt Helen said
I should be a writer...Copy !req
244. but I don't know what I'd write about.Copy !req
245. You could write about us.Copy !req
246. Yeah! Callit Slut and the Falcon.Copy !req
247. Make us solve crimes.Copy !req
248. You guys seem really happy together.Copy !req
249. How long have you been
boyfriend and girlfriend?Copy !req
250. He's not my boyfriend. He's my stepbrother.Copy !req
251. My mom finally left my worthless dad...Copy !req
252. and married his nice dad
when we moved here.Copy !req
253. But she's not bitter or anything.
Make no mistake.Copy !req
254. Absolutely not. Charlie, I'm not a bulimic.Copy !req
255. - I'm a bulim-ist.
- I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.Copy !req
256. She just really believes in bulimia.Copy !req
257. I love bulimia!Copy !req
258. Hey. Thanks for paying, Charlie.Copy !req
259. No problem. Thank you guys for the ride.Copy !req
260. Maybe I'll see you around in school?Copy !req
261. - God, would you turn it down?
You're gonna make us deaf. - So be it. It's rock and roll.Copy !req
262. Bye, Charlie!Copy !req
263. - Bye, Charlie.
- Okay, bye.Copy !req
264. Your mom says,
"Don't go to Columbia with Candace, Derek."Copy !req
265. - Shh! Shut—
- "Don't go to Columbia!"Copy !req
266. Do you always want to
be a mama's boy, Derek?Copy !req
267. I am not a mama's boy!Copy !req
268. You are, because
every single time I go to your house...Copy !req
269. Every single time!Copy !req
270. Shut up, Candace!Copy !req
271. You just stand there
like a little bitch dog.Copy !req
272. No. Charlie—
Charlie, just go. I can handle it.Copy !req
273. Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.Copy !req
274. Hey! Look who's here.Copy !req
275. Welcome home, Aunt Helen.Copy !req
276. Aw! Look at you guys.Copy !req
277. Dressed so nice.Copy !req
278. Hey, Candace.Copy !req
279. What are you doing?Copy !req
280. Look, I egged him on. You saw it.Copy !req
281. He's never hit me before, and I promise
you, he will never hit me again.Copy !req
282. Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?Copy !req
283. Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek.Copy !req
284. I can handle him.Copy !req
285. Do you trust me?Copy !req
286. Please, don't tell Mom and Dad.Copy !req
287. My God, they're playing good music!Copy !req
288. Holy shit. Holy shit! They are!
They're playing good music.Copy !req
289. - Living room routine.
- Living room routine.Copy !req
290. - Yes.
- Yes!Copy !req
291. Excuse us. Excuse me. Pardon.Copy !req
292. Sorry.Copy !req
293. Get out of the way! Get out of the way!Copy !req
294. ♪ Poor oldJohnny Ray ♪Copy !req
295. ♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪Copy !req
296. ♪ Moved a million hearts
in mono ♪Copy !req
297. ♪ Our mothers cried ♪Copy !req
298. - ♪ Sang along, who'd blame them? ♪
- ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Copy !req
299. ♪ Too-rye-loo-rye,
Too-rye-loo-rye-ay ♪Copy !req
300. ♪ And we can sing
just like our fathers ♪Copy !req
301. ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Copy !req
302. - ♪ I swear♪
- ♪ What he means ♪Copy !req
303. ♪ At this moment
you mean everything ♪Copy !req
304. ♪ You in that dress
My thoughts, I confess ♪Copy !req
305. ♪ Verge on dirty ♪Copy !req
306. ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Copy !req
307. ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Copy !req
308. ♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪Copy !req
309. ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Copy !req
310. ♪ Too-loo-rye-ay ♪Copy !req
311. ♪ Nowyou're full grown
Nowyou have shown ♪Copy !req
312. ♪ Eileen ♪Copy !req
313. ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪Copy !req
314. ♪ These things they are real
and I know how you feel ♪Copy !req
315. ♪ Now I must say
more than ever ♪Copy !req
316. ♪ Things round here
have changed ♪Copy !req
317. ♪ I said, too-loo-rye
Too-loo-rye-ay ♪ ♪Copy !req
318. God, it's freezing!Copy !req
319. But you wore that toasty costume.
It's not like it's cute or original.Copy !req
320. - You'd hope it would be warm.
- Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.Copy !req
321. Are you sure it's okay that I come?Copy !req
322. Yeah, of course.
Just remember, Charlie, Bob's not paranoid.Copy !req
323. He's sensitive.Copy !req
324. Sam!Copy !req
325. That waitress from the Olive Garden,
she was such a tease.Copy !req
326. Will you marry me?Copy !req
327. Only with Patrick's blessing.Copy !req
328. Patrick?Copy !req
329. You are a hopeless stoner
who attends the culinary institute.Copy !req
330. I'm gonna say "no" on that,
but nice try. Charlie.Copy !req
331. Touché.Copy !req
332. So, Charlie. This is a party.Copy !req
333. This is what fun looks like.Copy !req
334. Are you ready to meet some desperate women?Copy !req
335. Here, have a seat.Copy !req
336. Hey, ladies.Copy !req
337. Meet Charlie.Copy !req
338. - Hi.
- Meet ladies.Copy !req
339. - Hey.
- Mary Elizabeth.Copy !req
340. - Alice.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
341. This is Charlie's first party ever.Copy !req
342. So I expect nice, meaningful,
heartfelt blowjobs from both of you.Copy !req
343. Patrick, you're such a dick.
Where the hell did you go?Copy !req
344. - The dance was a little boring, don't you think?
- You are so selfish.Copy !req
345. We looked everywhere for you.
You could have told someone.Copy !req
346. Cry me a river.Copy !req
347. How is it that you've got meaner since
becoming a Buddhist?Copy !req
348. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
349. No, you're doing something wrong, I think.Copy !req
350. Or something very right.Copy !req
351. - Yeah, well—
- Hey!Copy !req
352. Look who's here.Copy !req
353. Is that Brad Hays?Copy !req
354. Yeah. He comes here sometimes.Copy !req
355. But he's a popular kid.Copy !req
356. Then what are we?Copy !req
357. Charlie! You look like
you could use a brownie.Copy !req
358. Thank you.Copy !req
359. I was so hungry at the dance.
I was gonna go to Kings...Copy !req
360. but I didn't really have any time.Copy !req
361. Thanks.Copy !req
362. Have you guys felt this carpet?Copy !req
363. This carpet feels so darn good.Copy !req
364. Charlie, Charlie,
what do you think about high school?Copy !req
365. High school?Copy !req
366. Bullshit.Copy !req
367. The cafeteria is called
the Nutrition Center.Copy !req
368. People wear their letterjackets
even when it's 98 degrees out.Copy !req
369. And why do they give out
letterjackets to marching band?Copy !req
370. It's not a sport.Copy !req
371. We all know it.Copy !req
372. This kid is crazy.Copy !req
373. Mary Elizabeth,
I think you're really gonna regret that...Copy !req
374. you know— haircut when you
look back at old photographs.Copy !req
375. My God!Copy !req
376. I'm really sorry.
That sounded like a compliment in my head.Copy !req
377. My God!Copy !req
378. Well, it's kinda true.Copy !req
379. Shut up!Copy !req
380. I can't even be mad at him. Look at him.Copy !req
381. Bob, did you get him stoned?Copy !req
382. Come on, Sam, he likes
it, just look at him.Copy !req
383. How do you feel, Charlie?Copy !req
384. I just really want a milk shake.Copy !req
385. Sam...Copy !req
386. You have such pretty brown eyes.Copy !req
387. The kind of pretty that deserves to make...Copy !req
388. a big deal about itselfthough,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
389. Okay, Charlie. Let me make the milk shake.Copy !req
390. What a great word. Milk shake.Copy !req
391. It's like when you sayyour name over
and over again in the mirror...Copy !req
392. and after a while it sounds crazy.Copy !req
393. So I'm guessing you've
never been high before?Copy !req
394. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
395. My best friend, Michael,
his dad was a big drinker...Copy !req
396. so he hated all that stuff.Copy !req
397. Parties too.Copy !req
398. Well, where is Michael tonight?Copy !req
399. He shot himself last May.Copy !req
400. I kinda wished he'd left a note.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
401. Where's the bathroom?Copy !req
402. It's up the stairs.Copy !req
403. Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
404. You're so nice.Copy !req
405. Charlie.Copy !req
406. Weird.Copy !req
407. Charlie.Copy !req
408. What...Copy !req
409. Who was that kid?Copy !req
410. Relax. Relax. He's a friend of mine.Copy !req
411. Stay here.Copy !req
412. I didn't see anything.Copy !req
413. Yeah, I know you saw something,
but it's okay.Copy !req
414. Okay, listen...Copy !req
415. Brad doesn't want anyone to know.Copy !req
416. Wait.Copy !req
417. - Are you baked?
- Like a cake.Copy !req
418. That's what Bob said.Copy !req
419. And you can't have three on a match
because then they'd find us.Copy !req
420. And everybody laughed
but I don't understand what's funny.Copy !req
421. Okay, Charlie, listen.Copy !req
422. I need you to promise...Copy !req
423. that you're not gonna say anything
to anyone about me and Brad.Copy !req
424. Okay? This has to be our little secret.Copy !req
425. Our little secret. Agreed.Copy !req
426. Okay.Copy !req
427. Thank you.Copy !req
428. We'll talk later.Copy !req
429. I look forward to that big talk.Copy !req
430. Can I have your cherry?Copy !req
431. Isn't this the best milk shake ever, Alice?Copy !req
432. It's even better than the first one.Copy !req
433. Charlie just told me that
his best friend shot himself.Copy !req
434. I don't think he has any friends.Copy !req
435. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
436. Everybody!Copy !req
437. Everyone...Copy !req
438. raise your glasses to Charlie.Copy !req
439. - What did I do?
- You didn't do anything.Copy !req
440. Wejust wanna toast to our new friend.Copy !req
441. You see things.Copy !req
442. And you understand.Copy !req
443. You're a wallflower.Copy !req
444. What is it? What's wrong?Copy !req
445. I didn't think anyone noticed me.Copy !req
446. Well, we didn't think
there was anyone cool left to meet.Copy !req
447. So come on, everyone.Copy !req
448. To Charlie.Copy !req
449. To Charlie.Copy !req
450. Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys.Copy !req
451. My God! What is this song?Copy !req
452. Right? I have no idea.Copy !req
453. Have you ever heard this before?Copy !req
454. Never.Copy !req
455. Patrick, we've gotta go through the tunnel.Copy !req
456. Sam, it's freezing.Copy !req
457. Patrick, It's the perfect song.Copy !req
458. No. Mama Patrick says "No."Copy !req
459. Patrick. It's Sam.
It's Sam speaking to you right now.Copy !req
460. I'm begging you to do this for me.Copy !req
461. I concede!Copy !req
462. What is she doing?Copy !req
463. Don't worry. She does it all the time.Copy !req
464. Turn it up!Copy !req
465. You got it, your highness.Copy !req
466. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
467. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
468. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
469. ♪ I will be king ♪Copy !req
470. ♪ And you ♪Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. I feel infinite.Copy !req
473. ♪ And nothing ♪Copy !req
474. ♪ Will drive them away ♪Copy !req
475. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
476. ♪ Just for one day ♪ ♪Copy !req
477. Dear friend...Copy !req
478. I'm sorry I haven't written for a while...Copy !req
479. but I've been trying
hard not to be a loser.Copy !req
480. For example, I'm trying to participate...Copy !req
481. by listening to Sam's collection
of big rock ballads...Copy !req
482. and thinking about love.Copy !req
483. Sam says they're kitschy and brilliant.Copy !req
484. I completely agree.Copy !req
485. I'm also writing essays
and studying extra books outside ofclass.Copy !req
486. As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is a writer.Copy !req
487. He even had a play put
up in New York once...Copy !req
488. which I think is very impressive.Copy !req
489. Great Gatsby?Copy !req
490. He and his wife might go back there
after this year.Copy !req
491. I know this is selfish,
but I really hope he doesn't.Copy !req
492. My favorite time, though, is lunch...Copy !req
493. because I get to see Sam and Patrick.Copy !req
494. We spend the time working on
Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...Copy !req
495. about music and
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.Copy !req
496. It's called PunkRocky.Copy !req
497. Mary Elizabeth is really interesting...Copy !req
498. because she's a Buddhist and a punk.Copy !req
499. But somehow she always acts like my father
at the end of a long day.Copy !req
500. Her best friend Alice loves vampires...Copy !req
501. and wants to go to film school.Copy !req
502. She also steals jeans from the mall.Copy !req
503. I don't know why, because
her family is rich...Copy !req
504. but I'm trying not to bejudgmental.Copy !req
505. Especially since I know that they
were all there for Patrick last year.Copy !req
506. Patrick never likes to be serious...Copy !req
507. so it took me a while to get what happened.Copy !req
508. When he was a junior, Patrick started
seeing Brad on the weekends in secret.Copy !req
509. I guess it was hard, too...Copy !req
510. because Brad had to
get drunk every time they fooled around.Copy !req
511. Then Monday in school, Brad would say...Copy !req
512. "Man, I was so wasted I
don't remember a thing."Copy !req
513. This went on for seven months.Copy !req
514. When they finally did it,
Brad said he loved Patrick.Copy !req
515. Then he started to cry.Copy !req
516. No matter what Patrick did...Copy !req
517. Brad kept saying that
his dad would kill him.Copy !req
518. And saying that he was going to hell.Copy !req
519. Patrick was eventually
able to help Brad get sober.Copy !req
520. I asked Patrick if he felt sad...Copy !req
521. that he still had to keep it a secret.Copy !req
522. And he said "No," because at least now...Copy !req
523. Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.Copy !req
524. I think I understand,
because I really like Sam.Copy !req
525. I asked my sister about her...Copy !req
526. and she said that when
Sam was a freshman...Copy !req
527. the upperclassmen used to
get her drunk at parties.Copy !req
528. I guess she had a reputation.Copy !req
529. But I don't care.Copy !req
530. I'd hate for her to judge me based on
what I used to be like.Copy !req
531. So I've been making her
a mix tape so she'll know how I feel.Copy !req
532. Shit!Copy !req
533. - C!
- C!Copy !req
534. - Give me a K!
- K!Copy !req
535. - Give me a Y!
- Y!Copy !req
536. What's that spell?Copy !req
537. Rocky!Copy !req
538. I can't hear you!Copy !req
539. Rocky!Copy !req
540. One more time!Copy !req
541. Rocky!Copy !req
542. ♪ Whatever happened
to Fay Wray? ♪Copy !req
543. She went ape-shit.Copy !req
544. ♪ That delicate ♪Copy !req
545. ♪ Satin-draped frame ♪Copy !req
546. ♪ As it clung to her thigh ♪Copy !req
547. ♪ How I started to cry ♪Copy !req
548. ♪ 'Cause I wanted to be dressed
just the same ♪Copy !req
549. ♪ Give yourselfover ♪Copy !req
550. ♪ To absolute pleasure ♪Copy !req
551. ♪ Swim the warm waters ♪Copy !req
552. ♪ Ofsins of the flesh ♪Copy !req
553. ♪ Erotic nightmares ♪Copy !req
554. ♪ Beyond any measure ♪Copy !req
555. ♪ And sensual daydreams ♪Copy !req
556. ♪ To treasure forever ♪Copy !req
557. ♪ Can't you just see it? ♪Copy !req
558. ♪ Whoa, ho, whoa ♪Copy !req
559. ♪ Don't dream it ♪Copy !req
560. ♪ Be it ♪ ♪Copy !req
561. That picture is gorgeous, Craig.
What did you use?Copy !req
562. I know. Thank you.Copy !req
563. Color film,
but black and white paper for printing.Copy !req
564. Yeah. My professor gave me an A...Copy !req
565. but for all the wrong reasons.Copy !req
566. Most of them are idiots.Copy !req
567. You'll see what I mean
when you get to college.Copy !req
568. How'd your S.A.T.'s go, by the way?Copy !req
569. 1 1 50. I think I'll get into NYU.Copy !req
570. Yeah, I hope so.Copy !req
571. 1490. Harvard. Face.Copy !req
572. So-Copy !req
573. Are you okay?Copy !req
574. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
575. But I got my S.A.T. results back.Copy !req
576. Oops.Copy !req
577. You can take them again, you know.Copy !req
578. Yeah, it's just,
if I'm going to Penn State main campus...Copy !req
579. I have to do much better.Copy !req
580. I wish I would have studied freshman year.Copy !req
581. It's a bit of a mess.Copy !req
582. I'll help you study for the next one.Copy !req
583. Will you?Copy !req
584. Yeah. Of course.Copy !req
585. Thanks, Charlie.Copy !req
586. What's this?Copy !req
587. It's just a mix tape. No big deal.Copy !req
588. My parents have a good stereo, so...Copy !req
589. It's all about that night in the tunnel.Copy !req
590. I couldn't find that song
that we were listening to...Copy !req
591. but, you know, I'm still
searching for it, so yeah.Copy !req
592. That's okay.Copy !req
593. These are great.Copy !req
594. Nick Drake.Copy !req
595. The Shaggs.Copy !req
596. You have really good taste, Charlie.Copy !req
597. Really?Copy !req
598. Yeah.Copy !req
599. Way better than me as a freshman.Copy !req
600. I used to listen to the worst Top 40.Copy !req
601. - No.
- Yeah, I did.Copy !req
602. Then I heard this old song.Copy !req
603. "Pearly Dewdrops' Drop."Copy !req
604. And I thought someday I'd be at a
party in college or something...Copy !req
605. and I'd look up and see
this person across the room.Copy !req
606. And from that moment, I'd know...Copy !req
607. everything was going to be okay.Copy !req
608. You know what I mean?Copy !req
609. Yeah.Copy !req
610. I hope it works out.Copy !req
611. I don't know.Copy !req
612. Craig would be
a big step up from her last boyfriend.Copy !req
613. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
614. Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?Copy !req
615. I just hope she can stop playing dumb
with these guys.Copy !req
616. I keep telling her, "Don't
make yourselfsmall."Copy !req
617. Can't save anybody.Copy !req
618. Excuse me.Copy !req
619. Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.Copy !req
620. How about something
a little bit more upbeat?Copy !req
621. Let's just see.Copy !req
622. So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.Copy !req
623. Yeah.Copy !req
624. Don't you write poetry, Craig?Copy !req
625. Poetry writes me. You know?Copy !req
626. Let's get this party started.Copy !req
627. Wow.Copy !req
628. That was fast.Copy !req
629. You want another one?Copy !req
630. Yeah.Copy !req
631. All right.Copy !req
632. Mr. Anderson?Copy !req
633. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
634. Yeah.Copy !req
635. Why do nice people choose
the wrong people to date?Copy !req
636. Are we talking about anyone specific?Copy !req
637. Well...Copy !req
638. We accept the love we think we deserve.Copy !req
639. Can we make them know
that they deserve more?Copy !req
640. We can try.Copy !req
641. - Hey.
- Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in.Copy !req
642. How's it goin'?Copy !req
643. You wanna start work on
probability and statistics?Copy !req
644. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
645. Page 291 in your book.Copy !req
646. And I ordered you some breakfast.Copy !req
647. The country breakfast.Copy !req
648. Dad?Copy !req
649. Can I have 30 dollars?Copy !req
650. Twenty dollars?
What do you need 10 dollars for?Copy !req
651. Sam's doing Secret Santa.Copy !req
652. It's her favorite thing in the world.
Please?Copy !req
653. Have fun.Copy !req
654. Thanks.Copy !req
655. Charlie.Copy !req
656. This was my favorite book growing up.Copy !req
657. This is my copy, but I want you to have it.Copy !req
658. Thanks.Copy !req
659. Have a great Christmas break.Copy !req
660. You, too, Mr. Anderson.Copy !req
661. Terrible stain.Copy !req
662. That's pretty good, Charlie.Copy !req
663. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
664. If you fail me, you get me next semester.Copy !req
665. Whoo!Copy !req
666. C minus!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average!Copy !req
667. - Below average!
- Below average!Copy !req
668. Guys, 1 21 0.Copy !req
669. What?Copy !req
670. No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s!Copy !req
671. Thank you, Charlie!Copy !req
672. All right. All right, guys, I got...Copy !req
673. Multiple pairs of bluejeans.Copy !req
674. Wow, this is a really tough one...Copy !req
675. but I'm gonna have to guess Alice.Copy !req
676. Wait.Copy !req
677. Guys, a receipt! She actually paid!Copy !req
678. I'm so touched!Copy !req
679. Where's Craig?Copy !req
680. He went home to Connecticut.Copy !req
681. But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.Copy !req
682. Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.Copy !req
683. All right, big brother by three weeks,
who's your Secret Santa?Copy !req
684. I'll tell you, Sam.Copy !req
685. This one's tough.Copy !req
686. I have received a harmonica...Copy !req
687. a Magnetic Poetry set...Copy !req
688. a book about Harvey Milk...Copy !req
689. and a mix tape with
the song "Asleep" on it twice.Copy !req
690. I mean, I have no idea.Copy !req
691. This collection of presents is so gay...Copy !req
692. that I think I must have
given them to myself.Copy !req
693. But despite that distinct possibility...Copy !req
694. I'm gonna have to go with...Copy !req
695. Drum roll.Copy !req
696. Charlie.Copy !req
697. Obviously.Copy !req
698. Beautifully done.Copy !req
699. All right, Charlie. It's your turn.Copy !req
700. Okay.Copy !req
701. Okeydokey.Copy !req
702. I have received socks, pants,
a shirt and a belt.Copy !req
703. I was ordered to wear
them all tonight, so...Copy !req
704. Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth.Copy !req
705. Now why do you say that?Copy !req
706. You know, she bosses
people around sometimes.Copy !req
707. Sorry.Copy !req
708. - What the hell is wrong with you?
- Sorry.Copy !req
709. You'll be surprised to know
that your Secret Santa is actually me.Copy !req
710. Why all the clothes?Copy !req
711. Well, all the great writers
used to wear great suits.Copy !req
712. So your last present
is on a towel rack in the bathroom.Copy !req
713. Delve into our facilities.Copy !req
714. Emerge a star.Copy !req
715. Perfect.Copy !req
716. Will you hand these out while I'm gone?Copy !req
717. Wait a second.Copy !req
718. There's only Secret Santa presents.
There's rules.Copy !req
719. Mary Elizabeth, why are you
trying to eat Christmas?Copy !req
720. Hand them out, Sam.Copy !req
721. All right. Mary Elizabeth. Foryou.Copy !req
722. Alice.Copy !req
723. Thanks.Copy !req
724. Bob.Copy !req
725. And this one's for me.Copy !req
726. "Alice, I knowyou'll get into NYU."Copy !req
727. Forty dollars to print
PunkRocky in color next time.Copy !req
728. He knows me.Copy !req
729. He really knows me.Copy !req
730. All right, Charlie.Copy !req
731. Come on out.Copy !req
732. Get out here, buddy.Copy !req
733. Come on, Charlie. Charlie!Copy !req
734. Don't be shy.Copy !req
735. Come out, come out, wherever...Copy !req
736. Yeah!Copy !req
737. What a display of man I have never seen!Copy !req
738. Where are we going?Copy !req
739. It's a surprise.Copy !req
740. Is this your room?Copy !req
741. So cool.Copy !req
742. Thanks.Copy !req
743. You got me a present?Copy !req
744. After all your help
on my Penn State application?Copy !req
745. Of course I did.Copy !req
746. Open it!Copy !req
747. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
748. You don't have to say anything.Copy !req
749. I'm really sorry we can't
be here for your birthday.Copy !req
750. No, that's okay. I'm just sorry
you have to go back and visit your dad.Copy !req
751. I'm in such a good mood
I don't think even he could ruin it.Copy !req
752. I feel like I'm finally doing good.Copy !req
753. You are.Copy !req
754. Well, what about you?Copy !req
755. When I met you,
you were this scared freshman.Copy !req
756. Now look at you in that suit.Copy !req
757. You're like a sexy English schoolboy.Copy !req
758. I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.Copy !req
759. No.Copy !req
760. Innocent.Copy !req
761. Worst kinda guys.Copy !req
762. Never see you coming.Copy !req
763. And parents love you.Copy !req
764. That's, like...Copy !req
765. extra danger.Copy !req
766. Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far.Copy !req
767. You've never had a girlfriend?Copy !req
768. Not even like a second grade Valentine?Copy !req
769. Nope.Copy !req
770. Have you ever kissed a girl?Copy !req
771. No.Copy !req
772. What about you?Copy !req
773. Have I ever kissed a girl?Copy !req
774. No, no. Your first kiss.Copy !req
775. I was 11.Copy !req
776. His name was Robert.Copy !req
777. He used to come over to
the house all the time.Copy !req
778. Was he your first boyfriend?Copy !req
779. He was my...Copy !req
780. He was my dad's boss.Copy !req
781. You know, Charlie, I used to sleep
with guys who treated me like shit.Copy !req
782. And get wasted all the time.Copy !req
783. But now I feel like...Copy !req
784. I have a chance. Like...Copy !req
785. I can even get into a real college.Copy !req
786. It's true. You can do it.Copy !req
787. You really think so?Copy !req
788. My aunt had that same thing
done to her, too.Copy !req
789. And she turned her life around.Copy !req
790. She must have been great.Copy !req
791. She was my favorite person in the world.Copy !req
792. Until now.Copy !req
793. Charlie...Copy !req
794. I know that you know I like Craig.Copy !req
795. But I want to forget about that
for a minute, okay?Copy !req
796. Okay.Copy !req
797. I just wanna make sure
that the first person who kisses you...Copy !req
798. loves you.Copy !req
799. Okay?Copy !req
800. Okay.Copy !req
801. I love you, Charlie.Copy !req
802. I love you, too.Copy !req
803. I wanna do Secret Santa forever!Copy !req
804. Have a good time at your mom's.Copy !req
805. Thanks. And, listen, Charlie.Copy !req
806. Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve...Copy !req
807. I figure you don't get that many presents?Copy !req
808. I thought you should have my clock.Copy !req
809. From the heart.Copy !req
810. Thank you, Patrick.Copy !req
811. Bye.Copy !req
812. Have a good one, guys.Copy !req
813. I love you guys!Copy !req
814. Hey!Copy !req
815. Look who's here.Copy !req
816. - Come here, little sister.
- Hey, Chris.Copy !req
817. Hey, honey.Copy !req
818. Ma, you look so thin.Copy !req
819. You. Look at you.Copy !req
820. Charlie.Copy !req
821. Come on, I got dinner ready.Copy !req
822. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.Copy !req
823. Let's eat.Copy !req
824. Make a wish, honey.Copy !req
825. Can you see it, Charlie?Copy !req
826. The luminaria is a landing strip
for Santa Claus.Copy !req
827. Why don't you keep an eye out for him,
and I will be right back, okay?Copy !req
828. Going to get your birthday present.Copy !req
829. Hey.Copy !req
830. God, I miss Mom's cooking.Copy !req
831. You have no idea how good you have it.Copy !req
832. I'm actually starting to hate pizza.Copy !req
833. So howyou liking school?Copy !req
834. Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.Copy !req
835. I'm doing okay.Copy !req
836. Okay? You're playing in a bowl game.Copy !req
837. How are you feeling, Charlie?Copy !req
838. Good.Copy !req
839. No, you know what I mean.Copy !req
840. Is it bad tonight?Copy !req
841. No.Copy !req
842. I'm not picturing things anymore.Copy !req
843. Or if I do, I can just shut it off.Copy !req
844. Well, you know, Mom did say
that you have good friends now.Copy !req
845. And maybe if it does get bad again...Copy !req
846. you can just talk to them. Yeah?Copy !req
847. Yeah.Copy !req
848. Especially Sam. She's great.Copy !req
849. I'm gonna ask her out at New Year's.Copy !req
850. I think the time is right now.Copy !req
851. - Body ofChrist.
- Amen.Copy !req
852. How long does this take to work?Copy !req
853. Shovelin' snow?Copy !req
854. I have to get this driveway clean.Copy !req
855. And then...Copy !req
856. I'm going to congratulate
you on being happy.Copy !req
857. 'Cause you deserve it.Copy !req
858. You said that an hour ago.Copy !req
859. Was that tonight?Copy !req
860. I just...Copy !req
861. saw this tree, but it was a dragon.Copy !req
862. Then it was a tree again
and it just lied to me.Copy !req
863. Okay, Charlie,
don't freak out. Give me this.Copy !req
864. Calm down.Copy !req
865. Look up.Copy !req
866. Isn't it quiet?Copy !req
867. Sam, do you think if people knew...Copy !req
868. how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?Copy !req
869. All the time.Copy !req
870. So you wanna wear these glasses?Copy !req
871. They'll protect you.Copy !req
872. 1 0, 9, 8, 7...Copy !req
873. 6, 5, 4...Copy !req
874. 3, 2, 1!Copy !req
875. It's gonna be our little secret.Copy !req
876. Did your older friends pressure you?Copy !req
877. No one pressured me, Officer.Copy !req
878. I would never do drugs. Never.Copy !req
879. Then how did you happen to be passed out
on the ground at 6:00 in the morning?Copy !req
880. Well, I, um— I-I was really tired.Copy !req
881. And I was feeling feverish...Copy !req
882. so I went outside
for a walk just to get some cold air.Copy !req
883. I started seeing things, so I passed out.Copy !req
884. You're seeing things again, Charlie?Copy !req
885. Not really.Copy !req
886. Nice suit.Copy !req
887. It was a Christmas present.Copy !req
888. Did you have fun on your break?Copy !req
889. More fun than you're gonna
have today, Sinatra.Copy !req
890. Nice look, jag-off.Copy !req
891. I've called him 30 times.Copy !req
892. What are we supposed to do?
We're going on in 10 minutes.Copy !req
893. - They said in health class—
- Hello?Copy !req
894. They say that about
L.S.D. just to scare you.Copy !req
895. - Are you sure? You know I've seen—
- Charlie, you're fine, man.Copy !req
896. Guys, we have an emergency.Copy !req
897. Craig has flaked out on us again.Copy !req
898. So I need a Rocky.Copy !req
899. Brad?Copy !req
900. No. No way. No. I'm not...Copy !req
901. There's people out there. No.Copy !req
902. Charlie, take off your clothes.Copy !req
903. ♪ Then ifanything grows ♪Copy !req
904. ♪ While you pose ♪Copy !req
905. ♪ I'll oil you up and rub you down ♪Copy !req
906. ♪ Down, down, down ♪Copy !req
907. ♪ And that's just one small fraction
of the main attraction ♪Copy !req
908. ♪ You need a friendly hand ♪Copy !req
909. ♪ And I need action ♪Copy !req
910. ♪ Toucha toucha
toucha touch me ♪Copy !req
911. ♪ I wanna be dirty ♪Copy !req
912. ♪ Thrill me, chill me,
fulfill me ♪Copy !req
913. ♪ Creature of the night ♪Copy !req
914. Maybe I can join the cast
as an alternate or something.Copy !req
915. Well, we're filled up now...Copy !req
916. but they're gonna
need people when we go to college.Copy !req
917. We could put in a good word for you.Copy !req
918. That'd be great. Thanks.Copy !req
919. Yeah.Copy !req
920. Charlie...Copy !req
921. Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance?Copy !req
922. The one where the girl asks the guy?Copy !req
923. Obviously, it is completely stupid.Copy !req
924. And sexist. I mean, it's like
"Hey, thanks for the crumb."Copy !req
925. And normally, I would just blow it off,
because school dances suck torture.Copy !req
926. But, you know, it's my last year and...Copy !req
927. Would you maybe wanna go with me?Copy !req
928. You wanna go with me?Copy !req
929. Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys.Copy !req
930. Plus you looked really
cute in your costume.Copy !req
931. So what do you say?Copy !req
932. You must be Mary Elizabeth.Copy !req
933. Yes.Copy !req
934. It's so nice to meet you.Copy !req
935. You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.Copy !req
936. Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.Copy !req
937. - Please, come in.
- Okay.Copy !req
938. A little closer together.Copy !req
939. That looks nice.Copy !req
940. Buddhist, I need you to
smile a little bit more.Copy !req
941. There you go. Nice.Copy !req
942. Hey.Copy !req
943. Hey.Copy !req
944. Are you having a good time?Copy !req
945. Not really. How about you?Copy !req
946. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
947. It's my first date, I don't
have much to compare it to.Copy !req
948. You're doing fine.Copy !req
949. Sorry Craig couldn't come.Copy !req
950. Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to
some stupid high school dance.Copy !req
951. I can't say I blame him really.Copy !req
952. I don't know.
If you like it, he should come.Copy !req
953. Thanks, Charlie.Copy !req
954. Have a beautiful first date.Copy !req
955. You deserve it.Copy !req
956. I'll try not to make you toojealous.Copy !req
957. Now just let it breathe.Copy !req
958. Whoa.Copy !req
959. It sure is a nice house.Copy !req
960. Thanks.Copy !req
961. Don't you just love old music?Copy !req
962. Yeah.Copy !req
963. Good. 'Cause I made you a mix of it.Copy !req
964. I'd love to expose you
to great things like...Copy !req
965. Billie Holiday and foreign films.Copy !req
966. This merlot is really fancy.Copy !req
967. Yeah. My dad collects wine,
but he doesn't drink.Copy !req
968. That's kinda weird, isn't it?Copy !req
969. I guess. Where are your parents?Copy !req
970. Their club's hosting
a cotillion or something racist.Copy !req
971. They'll be gone all night.Copy !req
972. Sure is a nice fire.Copy !req
973. Yeah.Copy !req
974. When I'm done being a lobbyist...Copy !req
975. I wanna move to a house
like this in Cape Cod.Copy !req
976. Sounds nice, doesn't it?Copy !req
977. Yeah.Copy !req
978. Your heart is beating really fast.Copy !req
979. Is it?Copy !req
980. Here. Feel.Copy !req
981. Charlie?Copy !req
982. Do you like me?Copy !req
983. You know what I mean.Copy !req
984. I think so.Copy !req
985. Don't be nervous.Copy !req
986. Charlie.Copy !req
987. I didn't know how tonight
was gonna go, but...Copy !req
988. It's really nice, isn't it?Copy !req
989. Yeah.Copy !req
990. I just can't believe it.Copy !req
991. You, of all people.Copy !req
992. I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.Copy !req
993. Shit! My parents! Shit!Copy !req
994. - Here, zip this up.
- Okay. No, I got this.Copy !req
995. Just zip it up like a normal zipper!Copy !req
996. It's stuck. It's just...Copy !req
997. Thank you.Copy !req
998. See you Monday.Copy !req
999. Dear friend...Copy !req
1000. sorry I haven't written for a while...Copy !req
1001. but things are a total disaster.Copy !req
1002. We're literally making
out and I'm in my bra...Copy !req
1003. Hello!
And the front door opens, it's my parents!Copy !req
1004. I probably should have been honest about...Copy !req
1005. how I didn't want to go out with
Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's, but...Copy !req
1006. I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.Copy !req
1007. You see, Mary Elizabeth
is a really nice person...Copy !req
1008. underneath the part of
her that hates everyone.Copy !req
1009. Hey!Copy !req
1010. And since I heard that
having a girlfriend makes you happy...Copy !req
1011. I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.Copy !req
1012. Can you believe it's almost
our 2-week anniversary?Copy !req
1013. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1014. So I took her on double dates.Copy !req
1015. First foreign film.Copy !req
1016. Do you want butter on your popcorn?Copy !req
1017. Vegans don't eat butter.Copy !req
1018. And I tried not to mind
that she loves to hold hands...Copy !req
1019. even when her hands are sweaty.Copy !req
1020. And I had to admit something
really upsetting, but...Copy !req
1021. I'm tired oftouching her boobs.Copy !req
1022. I thought maybe if she would just let me
pick the make-out music...Copy !req
1023. once in a while, we might have a chance.Copy !req
1024. And maybe if she didn't put down the books
that Mr. Anderson gives me.Copy !req
1025. Walden.Copy !req
1026. I read this in 7th grade.Copy !req
1027. I would have called it On BoringPond.Copy !req
1028. Or if she would stop calling me the minute
I get home from school...Copy !req
1029. when I have absolutely nothing to talk
about other than the bus ride home.Copy !req
1030. Somehow she finds new things to say.Copy !req
1031. That dairy just sits with you.Copy !req
1032. You know, it walks with you.Copy !req
1033. She's on the phone right now?Copy !req
1034. Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.Copy !req
1035. I can do that?Copy !req
1036. For Christ's sake, I need to use the phone.Copy !req
1037. I got you this book.Copy !req
1038. It's really how I became a vegan.Copy !req
1039. I know I should have been honest...Copy !req
1040. but I was getting so mad,
it was starting to scare me.Copy !req
1041. I mean the way they treat those-Copy !req
1042. I just wish I could have
found anotherway to break up.Copy !req
1043. Um, Mary Elizabeth, can I talk to you...Copy !req
1044. Charlie, please don't interrupt.
You know I hate that.Copy !req
1045. In hindsight, I probably
could not have picked...Copy !req
1046. a worse way to be honest with
Mary Elizabeth.Copy !req
1047. Truth or dare?Copy !req
1048. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
1049. I dare you to kiss Alice.Copy !req
1050. Gird your loins, procreator.Copy !req
1051. My God.Copy !req
1052. Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me
that you got into Harvard. Congratulations.Copy !req
1053. Thank you. This one still
hasn't gotten me flowers.Copy !req
1054. But I forgive you.Copy !req
1055. Hey, don't worry about Penn State.
You'rejust wait-listed.Copy !req
1056. Yeah.Copy !req
1057. You guys are about to miss
some severely hot fag-on-goth action.Copy !req
1058. Wow.Copy !req
1059. Get a room.Copy !req
1060. You're a monster.Copy !req
1061. My turn. Let's see.Copy !req
1062. Let's think. Charlie.Copy !req
1063. Truth.Copy !req
1064. How's your first relationship going?Copy !req
1065. It's so bad...Copy !req
1066. that I keep fantasizing
that one of us is dying ofcancer.Copy !req
1067. So that I don't have to break up with her.Copy !req
1068. Charlie? Truth or dare?Copy !req
1069. Hello?Copy !req
1070. Dare.Copy !req
1071. Okay, I dare you
to kiss the prettiest girl in the room...Copy !req
1072. on the lips.Copy !req
1073. And notice I charitably said
"girl" and not "person"...Copy !req
1074. because, let's face it,
I'd smoke all you bitches.Copy !req
1075. That's fucked up.Copy !req
1076. Mary Elizabeth.Copy !req
1077. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1078. It was a mistake, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1079. Sam? Sam?Copy !req
1080. I really didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1081. What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
1082. I should go back and apologize.Copy !req
1083. Charlie, trust me,
you don't wanna go back in there.Copy !req
1084. I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to do anything.Copy !req
1085. I know you didn't.Copy !req
1086. But, look-Copy !req
1087. I hate to be the one to break this...Copy !req
1088. but there's history with
Mary Elizabeth and Sam.Copy !req
1089. Other guys and things that have
nothing to do with you.Copy !req
1090. It's best if you just stay away for a while.Copy !req
1091. Okay.Copy !req
1092. How long do you think?Copy !req
1093. Charlie.Copy !req
1094. Come on, get dressed.
You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.Copy !req
1095. I'll be there in a minute.Copy !req
1096. Our Father,
who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.Copy !req
1097. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be
done on earth as it is in heaven.Copy !req
1098. Give us this day our daily bread...Copy !req
1099. and forgive us our trespasses...Copy !req
1100. as we forgive those who
trespass against us.Copy !req
1101. And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us...Copy !req
1102. Mary Elizabeth, I've been listening
to the Billie Holiday CD every night.Copy !req
1103. It's too late, Charlie.Copy !req
1104. I know.
I just feel really bad about what I did.Copy !req
1105. I just get so messed up inside.Copy !req
1106. Like I'm not there or something.Copy !req
1107. Tell it to someone who cares.
Look, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1108. Just we've all become such good friends.Copy !req
1109. Good friends?Copy !req
1110. Do you mean the people
that I've known since kindergarten...Copy !req
1111. and you've known for six months?Copy !req
1112. Those good friends?Copy !req
1113. Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do
anything to ruin our relationship.Copy !req
1114. It's ruined. Okay?Copy !req
1115. So stop calling everyone.
Stop embarrassing yourself.Copy !req
1116. Okay, I will. Good...Copy !req
1117. - Something's wrong with me.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1118. Hey, have you heard from Patrick?Copy !req
1119. No, he told me to stay away.Copy !req
1120. You don't know.Copy !req
1121. Why? Why? What happened?Copy !req
1122. Brad's father caught them together.Copy !req
1123. Some kids jumped him outside the O.Copy !req
1124. No, it was some kids from North Hills.Copy !req
1125. Did you see his face?Copy !req
1126. That's not what I heard.Copy !req
1127. Are you okay?Copy !req
1128. Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1129. Hey, Nothing.Copy !req
1130. Oops. Sorry, Nothing.Copy !req
1131. You gonna do anything?Copy !req
1132. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1133. I'm talking about
your pet ape just tripped me.Copy !req
1134. Gonna say something?Copy !req
1135. - Why would I?
- You know why.Copy !req
1136. This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.Copy !req
1137. Do you want your friends
to know howyou got those bruises? Really?Copy !req
1138. I got jumped in a parking lot.Copy !req
1139. Where? Schenley Park?Copy !req
1140. Do you guys know about Schenley Park?Copy !req
1141. - Do your friends know—
- I don't know what kinda sick shit...Copy !req
1142. you're trying to pull,
but you betterwalk away right now.Copy !req
1143. Nothing.Copy !req
1144. Fine.Copy !req
1145. Say hi to your dad for me.Copy !req
1146. Whatever, faggot.Copy !req
1147. - What did you just call me?
- Just called you a faggot.Copy !req
1148. Say that shit again! Say that shit again!Copy !req
1149. It's Patrick!Copy !req
1150. Leave him alone!Copy !req
1151. Sam!Copy !req
1152. Stop! Leave him! Stop!Copy !req
1153. Stop!Copy !req
1154. Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.Copy !req
1155. Charlie?Copy !req
1156. Yeah?Copy !req
1157. Thanks for stopping 'em.Copy !req
1158. Sure, Brad.Copy !req
1159. How you doing, Charlie?Copy !req
1160. I don't know.Copy !req
1161. I keep trying, but I can't
really remember what I did.Copy !req
1162. Do you want me to tell you?Copy !req
1163. Yeah.Copy !req
1164. You saved my brother.Copy !req
1165. That's what you did.Copy !req
1166. So you're not scared of me?Copy !req
1167. No.Copy !req
1168. Can we be friends again?Copy !req
1169. Of course.Copy !req
1170. Come on.Copy !req
1171. Let's go be psychos together.Copy !req
1172. I'm dating Peter now.Copy !req
1173. He's in college with Craig.Copy !req
1174. He's opinionated. We have
intellectual debates.Copy !req
1175. You were very sweet
but our relationship was too one-sided.Copy !req
1176. I know this is hard for you.Copy !req
1177. I'm just glad that you're happy.Copy !req
1178. Okay.Copy !req
1179. Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon.Copy !req
1180. Oy vey. We're gonna miss the movie.Copy !req
1181. Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step.
Don't worry.Copy !req
1182. Hello?Copy !req
1183. Hey. Do you wanna get out of here?Copy !req
1184. Sure, Patrick.Copy !req
1185. I'll tell you something, Charlie...Copy !req
1186. I feel good. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1187. Maybe tomorrow I'll take you
to this karaoke place downtown.Copy !req
1188. And this club off the Strip.
They don't card.Copy !req
1189. And the Schenley Park scene.Copy !req
1190. You have to see the Fruit Loop
at least one time.Copy !req
1191. My God. My life is officially
an after-school special.Copy !req
1192. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1193. It really is.Copy !req
1194. It so is.Copy !req
1195. So, you ever hear the
one about Lily Miller?Copy !req
1196. I don't know.Copy !req
1197. Really?Copy !req
1198. I thought your brother would have told you.
It's a classic.Copy !req
1199. Maybe.Copy !req
1200. Okay, Lily comes here
one night with this guy Parker.Copy !req
1201. And this was to be the night
that they were gonna lose their virginity.Copy !req
1202. So she did it really proper.
She packed a picnic.Copy !req
1203. Stole a bottle ofwine.Copy !req
1204. Everything was perfect
and they'rejust about to "do it."Copy !req
1205. When they realize they forgot the condoms.Copy !req
1206. - So what do you think happened?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1207. They did it with one of the sandwich bags.Copy !req
1208. Ew!Copy !req
1209. That's disgusting!Copy !req
1210. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1211. Come on! Let's keep the train rolling.Copy !req
1212. Suburban legend, Charlie.Copy !req
1213. Well...Copy !req
1214. There's this girl named Second Base Stace.Copy !req
1215. And, well, she had boobs in 4th grade.Copy !req
1216. Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.Copy !req
1217. And she let some of the guys feel them.Copy !req
1218. - That's your suburban legend?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1219. - Did you at least cop a feel?
- No.Copy !req
1220. No. Of course not. You went home...Copy !req
1221. listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem...Copy !req
1222. Fine. Okay. Your turn.Copy !req
1223. Yeah. I've got one.Copy !req
1224. Well...Copy !req
1225. there's this one guy.Copy !req
1226. Queer as a 3-dollar bill.Copy !req
1227. The guy's father doesn't
know about his son.Copy !req
1228. So he comes into the basement one night
when he's supposed to be out oftown.Copy !req
1229. Catches his son with another boy.Copy !req
1230. So he starts beating him.Copy !req
1231. But not like the slap kind.
Like, the real kind.Copy !req
1232. And the boyfriend says,
"Stop. You're killing him."Copy !req
1233. But the son just yells, "Get out."Copy !req
1234. And eventually...Copy !req
1235. the boyfriend just did.Copy !req
1236. Why can't you save anybody?Copy !req
1237. I don't know.Copy !req
1238. Forget it.Copy !req
1239. I'm free now, right?Copy !req
1240. I could meet
the love of my life any second.Copy !req
1241. Things will be different
now and that's good.Copy !req
1242. I just need to meet a good guy.Copy !req
1243. Yeah.Copy !req
1244. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1245. It's all right.Copy !req
1246. I've been spending a lot
oftime with Patrick.Copy !req
1247. He begins every night really excited.Copy !req
1248. He always says he feels free
and tonight is his destiny.Copy !req
1249. But after a while he runs out of things
to keep himself numb.Copy !req
1250. And Sam got her letter from Penn State.Copy !req
1251. "We will require you to take
our summer session...Copy !req
1252. at the main campus immediately following
your high school graduation."Copy !req
1253. She got in, Charlie.Copy !req
1254. After that, all Patrick could talk about
was college and all their futures.Copy !req
1255. Alice did get into NYU film school.Copy !req
1256. Patrick is going to the
University ofWashington...Copy !req
1257. because he wants to be
near the music in Seattle.Copy !req
1258. But he wasn't going to leave without
organizing the best senior prank ever.Copy !req
1259. Sam is going away right after graduation.Copy !req
1260. It all feels very exciting.Copy !req
1261. I just wish it were happening to me.Copy !req
1262. Especially because, ever since I
blacked out in the cafeteria...Copy !req
1263. it's been getting worse.Copy !req
1264. And I can't turn it off this time.Copy !req
1265. All right, guys, you wanna pass your
copies of Gatsby up to the front, please.Copy !req
1266. And I know it's the last day...Copy !req
1267. but if we could keep it to a dull roar,
I'd appreciate it.Copy !req
1268. Thank you.Copy !req
1269. Guy. Guys. Thank you for such a great year.Copy !req
1270. I had a blast. I hope you did, too.Copy !req
1271. And I hope you have
a great time this summer on your vacations.Copy !req
1272. Now who here is gonna read
for pleasure this summer?Copy !req
1273. Charlie.Copy !req
1274. Very good.Copy !req
1275. Have a good summer.Copy !req
1276. Last day.Copy !req
1277. Yeah.Copy !req
1278. So I know it's none of my business,
but have you decided?Copy !req
1279. Are you going to New York?Copy !req
1280. Well...Copy !req
1281. My wife and I like it here.Copy !req
1282. And I think I might be better
at teaching than writing.Copy !req
1283. You know, Charlie, I was thinking that...Copy !req
1284. maybe I could still give
you books next year.Copy !req
1285. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1286. I think you could write one of them one day.Copy !req
1287. - Really?
- I do.Copy !req
1288. You're the best teacher I've ever had.Copy !req
1289. Thank you.Copy !req
1290. 10, nine, eight...Copy !req
1291. seven, six, five...Copy !req
1292. four, three, two, one.Copy !req
1293. Dear friend...Copy !req
1294. I wanted to tell you about us running.Copy !req
1295. There was this beautiful sunset.Copy !req
1296. And just a few hours
before, everyone I love...Copy !req
1297. had their last day of high school ever.Copy !req
1298. I was happy because they were happy...Copy !req
1299. even though I counted and I have...Copy !req
1300. 1,095 days to go.Copy !req
1301. I kept imagining
what school would be like without them...Copy !req
1302. as they were all getting ready
for their prom.Copy !req
1303. My sister finally decided
to break up with Derek...Copy !req
1304. and go stag with her girlfriends instead.Copy !req
1305. And then there was Sam.Copy !req
1306. I've looked at her picture
since that night.Copy !req
1307. I like to see how happy she was
before she knew.Copy !req
1308. They were in a hotel suite after prom
and the truth came out.Copy !req
1309. Basically Craig
has been cheating on Sam the whole time.Copy !req
1310. When I heard that...Copy !req
1311. I kept thinking about the happy girl
in these pictures.Copy !req
1312. 'Cause she doesn't have 1,095 days to go.Copy !req
1313. She made it.Copy !req
1314. This is her time.Copy !req
1315. And no one should be
able to take that away.Copy !req
1316. Congratulations.Copy !req
1317. Charlie. Charlie's here. Guys, group photo.Copy !req
1318. We should all take a group photo.Copy !req
1319. Ooh! Get against the railing
and try to look suave.Copy !req
1320. Yep, this is the one.
That's gonna be a great angle.Copy !req
1321. At her going away party...Copy !req
1322. I wanted her to know about that night
we went through the tunnel.Copy !req
1323. And how for the first time...Copy !req
1324. I felt like I belonged somewhere.Copy !req
1325. And tomorrow, she's leaving.Copy !req
1326. So I wanted to give her a part of me.Copy !req
1327. Are these all your books, Charlie?Copy !req
1328. Thanks for staying up with me.Copy !req
1329. Sure.Copy !req
1330. My brother said Penn State has this
restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.Copy !req
1331. You have to get a grilled
sticky on your first night.Copy !req
1332. It's a tradition.Copy !req
1333. That sounds like fun.Copy !req
1334. Yeah.Copy !req
1335. Pretty soon, you'll have
a whole new group offriends, you know.Copy !req
1336. You won't even think about
this place anymore.Copy !req
1337. Yes, I will.Copy !req
1338. Had lunch with Craig today.Copy !req
1339. Yeah?Copy !req
1340. He said he was sorry and that I was right
to break up with him.Copy !req
1341. I'm driving away
and was feeling so small.Copy !req
1342. Just asking myself,
"Why do I and everyone I love...Copy !req
1343. pick people who treat
us like we're nothing?"Copy !req
1344. We accept the love we think we deserve.Copy !req
1345. Then why didn't you ever ask me out?Copy !req
1346. I, um...Copy !req
1347. I just didn't think that you wanted that.Copy !req
1348. Well, what did you want?Copy !req
1349. I just want you to be happy.Copy !req
1350. Don't you get it, Charlie?Copy !req
1351. I can't feel that.Copy !req
1352. It's really sweet and everything, but...Copy !req
1353. You can't just sit there
and put everybody's lives ahead ofyours...Copy !req
1354. and think that counts as love.Copy !req
1355. I don't want to be somebody's crush.Copy !req
1356. I want people to like the real me.Copy !req
1357. I know who you are, Sam.Copy !req
1358. I know I'm quiet.Copy !req
1359. And I know I should speak more.Copy !req
1360. But if you knew the things
that were in my head most of the time...Copy !req
1361. you'd know what it really meant.Copy !req
1362. How much we're alike...Copy !req
1363. and how we've been through the same things.Copy !req
1364. And you're not small.Copy !req
1365. You're beautiful.Copy !req
1366. What's wrong, Charlie?Copy !req
1367. Nothing.Copy !req
1368. You know I'm gonna call you all the time.Copy !req
1369. - We're gonna see each other in New York.
- All the time.Copy !req
1370. Come on, Sam.Copy !req
1371. What's wrong, Charlie?Copy !req
1372. Put your seat belt on.Copy !req
1373. We'll meet you there.Copy !req
1374. Don't wake your sister.Copy !req
1375. It'll be our little secret, okay?Copy !req
1376. Look, Charlie, she's fast asleep.Copy !req
1377. Don't wake your sister.Copy !req
1378. My fault.Copy !req
1379. It's all my fault.Copy !req
1380. It'll be our little secret. Okay?Copy !req
1381. Stop it.Copy !req
1382. Stop.Copy !req
1383. Stop crying.Copy !req
1384. This'll be our little secret.Copy !req
1385. Candace. Your brother's on the phone.Copy !req
1386. Hello?Copy !req
1387. - Hey, Candace.
- Charlie?Copy !req
1388. Sam and Patrick left,
and I can't stop thinking about something.Copy !req
1389. Shh. What?Copy !req
1390. Candace...Copy !req
1391. I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?Copy !req
1392. She died getting my birthday present...Copy !req
1393. so I guess I killed her, right?Copy !req
1394. I've tried to stop thinking that,
but I can't.Copy !req
1395. She keeps driving away and dying.Copy !req
1396. Call the police and send them to my house.Copy !req
1397. I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.Copy !req
1398. No. Charlie, listen to me.Copy !req
1399. Mom and Dad are gonna be home
with Chris any second.Copy !req
1400. I'm just thinking...Copy !req
1401. what if I wanted her to die, Candace?Copy !req
1402. What? Charlie?Copy !req
1403. Charlie!Copy !req
1404. Charlie?Copy !req
1405. I'm Dr. Burton.Copy !req
1406. Where am I?Copy !req
1407. Mayview Hospital.Copy !req
1408. You, — You have to let me go.
My dad can't afford it.Copy !req
1409. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
1410. No. I saw them when I was little...Copy !req
1411. and I don't want to be a Mayview kid.Copy !req
1412. Just tell me how to stop it.Copy !req
1413. Stop what?Copy !req
1414. Seeing it.Copy !req
1415. All their lives all the time.Copy !req
1416. How do you stop seeing it?Copy !req
1417. Seeing what, Charlie?Copy !req
1418. There is so much pain.Copy !req
1419. And I don't know how to not notice it.Copy !req
1420. What's hurting you?Copy !req
1421. No, not me.Copy !req
1422. It's them. It's everyone. It never stops.Copy !req
1423. Do you understand?Copy !req
1424. What about yourAunt Helen?Copy !req
1425. What about her?Copy !req
1426. Do you see her?Copy !req
1427. Yes.Copy !req
1428. She had a terrible life.Copy !req
1429. God, what am I supposed to...Copy !req
1430. You said some things
about her in your sleep.Copy !req
1431. I don't care.Copy !req
1432. If you want to get better...Copy !req
1433. you have to.Copy !req
1434. She...Copy !req
1435. She was insane.Copy !req
1436. I'm just sayin'.Copy !req
1437. She...Copy !req
1438. Charlie?Copy !req
1439. You gonna let me help you here?Copy !req
1440. Okay.Copy !req
1441. Do you remember anything
before you blacked out?Copy !req
1442. I remember leaving Sam's house.Copy !req
1443. I was walking home. And...Copy !req
1444. I was in the hospital for a while.Copy !req
1445. I won't go into detail about all of it.Copy !req
1446. But I will say there
were some very bad days.Copy !req
1447. And some unexpected beautiful days.Copy !req
1448. The worst day was the time my doctor
told my mom and dad...Copy !req
1449. what Aunt Helen did to me.Copy !req
1450. Honey?Copy !req
1451. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1452. The best days were those
when I could have visitors.Copy !req
1453. My brother and sister
always came for those...Copy !req
1454. until Chris had to go to training camp.Copy !req
1455. He's going to be first string this year.Copy !req
1456. My sister told me she met a nice guy
at her summer job.Copy !req
1457. Here he is.Copy !req
1458. So I'll see you Thursday at 6:00, right?Copy !req
1459. - Okay.
- You gonna hang in there?Copy !req
1460. My doctor said we can't choose
where we come from...Copy !req
1461. but we can choose where we go from there.Copy !req
1462. I know it's not all the answers...Copy !req
1463. but it was enough to start putting
these pieces together.Copy !req
1464. God bless this food we
are about to receive.Copy !req
1465. We thank you for this bounty...Copy !req
1466. in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.Copy !req
1467. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
1468. How do you think the Penguins
are gonna do this year, Dad?Copy !req
1469. Goddamn Penguins.Copy !req
1470. Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.Copy !req
1471. What do the players call a puck again?Copy !req
1472. A biscuit.Copy !req
1473. Are you sure it's not a "goddamn biscuit"?Copy !req
1474. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.Copy !req
1475. Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...Copy !req
1476. a little shopping for you
before you take off?Copy !req
1477. - Yeah, I need some books.
- Clothes, too.Copy !req
1478. Yeah.Copy !req
1479. Can Charlie come out and play?Copy !req
1480. The first night, we had grilled stickies.Copy !req
1481. So good.Copy !req
1482. You have to visit in the fall.
We'll have some, okay?Copy !req
1483. Definitely.Copy !req
1484. Sorry...Copy !req
1485. Charlie has a breakdown
scheduled for October.Copy !req
1486. Well, can I tell you something?Copy !req
1487. I've been away for two months.Copy !req
1488. It's another world.Copy !req
1489. And it gets better.Copy !req
1490. And my roommate Katie
has the best taste in music.Copy !req
1491. I found the tunnel song.Copy !req
1492. Let's drive.Copy !req
1493. I don't know if I will have the time
to write any more letters...Copy !req
1494. because I might be too busy
trying to participate.Copy !req
1495. So, ifthis does end up
being the last letter...Copy !req
1496. I want you to know that I was in a bad
place before I started high school.Copy !req
1497. And you helped me.Copy !req
1498. Even if you didn't know
what I was talking about...Copy !req
1499. or know someone who's gone through it.Copy !req
1500. You made me not feel alone.Copy !req
1501. Because I know there are people
who say all these things don't happen.Copy !req
1502. There are people who forget what it's like
to be 16 when they turn 17.Copy !req
1503. I know these will all be stories someday.Copy !req
1504. And our pictures will
become old photographs.Copy !req
1505. And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.Copy !req
1506. But right now these moments
are not stories.Copy !req
1507. This is happening.Copy !req
1508. I am here.Copy !req
1509. And I am looking at her.Copy !req
1510. And she is so beautiful.Copy !req
1511. I can see it.Copy !req
1512. This one moment when you know
you're not a sad story.Copy !req
1513. You are alive.Copy !req
1514. You stand up and see the lights
on the buildings...Copy !req
1515. and everything that makes you wonder.Copy !req
1516. And you're listening
to that song on that drive...Copy !req
1517. with the people you love
most in this world.Copy !req
1518. And in this moment, I swear...Copy !req
1519. we are infinite.Copy !req
1520. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
1521. ♪ I will be king ♪Copy !req
1522. ♪ And you ♪Copy !req
1523. ♪ You will be queen ♪Copy !req
1524. ♪ Though nothing ♪Copy !req
1525. ♪ Nothing
will keep us together ♪Copy !req
1526. ♪ We can beat them ♪Copy !req
1527. ♪ Forever and ever ♪Copy !req
1528. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1529. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1530. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
1531. ♪ I will be king ♪Copy !req
1532. ♪ And you ♪Copy !req
1533. ♪ You will be queen ♪Copy !req
1534. ♪ Though nothing ♪Copy !req
1535. ♪ Will drive them away ♪Copy !req
1536. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1537. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1538. ♪ We can be us ♪Copy !req
1539. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1540. ♪ I ♪Copy !req
1541. ♪ I can remember ♪Copy !req
1542. ♪ I remember ♪Copy !req
1543. ♪ Standing ♪Copy !req
1544. ♪ By the wall ♪Copy !req
1545. ♪ And the guards ♪Copy !req
1546. ♪ Shot above our heads ♪Copy !req
1547. ♪ Over our heads ♪Copy !req
1548. ♪ And we kissed ♪Copy !req
1549. ♪ As though nothing could fall ♪Copy !req
1550. ♪ Nothing could fall ♪Copy !req
1551. ♪ And the shame ♪Copy !req
1552. ♪ Was on the other side ♪Copy !req
1553. ♪ We can beat them ♪Copy !req
1554. ♪ Forever and ever ♪Copy !req
1555. ♪ Then we can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1556. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1557. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1558. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req
1559. ♪ We can be heroes ♪Copy !req
1560. ♪ We're nothing ♪Copy !req
1561. ♪ And nothing will help us ♪Copy !req
1562. ♪ Maybe we're lying ♪Copy !req
1563. ♪ Then you better not stay ♪Copy !req
1564. ♪ But we could be safer ♪Copy !req
1565. ♪ Just for one day ♪Copy !req