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- Hey, Nothing.
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- Is that what they call him?
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- Let's just go to Kings.
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- Yeah, of course. They're great.
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- Hey, Nothing.
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- I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
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- So be it. It's rock and roll.
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- Okay, bye.
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- "Don't go to Columbia!"
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Holy shit! They are! They're playing good music.
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- Living room routine.
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- Yes!
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- Mary Elizabeth.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- Mm-hmm.
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449. As it turns out, Mr. Anderson is a writer.
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450. He even had a play put up in New York once...
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451. which I think is very impressive.
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452. Great Gatsby?
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453. He and his wife might go back there
after this year.
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454. I know this is selfish,
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455. My favorite time, though, is lunch...
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456. because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
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457. We spend the time working on
Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...
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458. about music and
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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459. It's called Punk Rocky.
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460. Mary Elizabeth is really interesting...
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461. because she's a Buddhist and a punk.
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462. But somehow she always acts like my father
at the end of a long day.
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463. Her best friend Alice loves vampires...
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464. and wants to go to film school.
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465. She also steals jeans from the mall.
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466. I don't know why, because her family is rich...
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467. but I'm trying not to be judgmental.
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468. Especially since I know
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469. Patrick never likes to be serious...
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470. so it took me a while to get what happened.
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471. When he was a junior, Patrick started seeing
Brad on the weekends in secret
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472. I guess it was hard, too...
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473. because Brad had to
get drunk every time they fooled around.
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474. Then Monday in school, Brad would say...
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475. "Man, I was so wasted I don't remember a thing."
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476. This went on for seven months.
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477. When they finally did it,
Brad said he loved Patrick.
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478. Then he started to cry.
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479. No matter what Patrick did...
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480. Brad kept saying that his dad would kill him.
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481. And saying that he was going to hell.
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482. Patrick was eventually
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483. [I asked Patrick if he felt sad...
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484. that he still had to keep it a secret.
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485. And he said "No," because at least now...
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486. Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
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487. I think I understand, because I really like Sam.
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489. and she said that when Sam was a freshman...
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490. the upperclassmen used to
get her drunk at parties.
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491. I guess she had a reputation.
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492. But I don't care.
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493. I'd hate for her to judge me based on
what I used to be like.
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494. So I've been making her
a mix tape so she'll know how I feel.
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495. Oh, shit!
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496. - Give me a K!
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497. - Givemea!
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498. What's that spell?
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499. Rocky!
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500. I can't hear you!
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501. Rocky!
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502. One more time!
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503. Rocky!
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504. She went ape-shit.
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505. oJ And sensual daydreams
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506. That picture is gorgeous, Craig.
What did you use?
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507. Oh, I know. Thank you.
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508. Color film,
but black and white paper for printing.
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509. Yeah. My professor gave me an A...
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510. but for all the wrong reasons.
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511. Most of them are idiots.
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512. You'll see what I mean when you get to college.
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513. How'd your S.A.T.s go, by the way?
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514. 1150. I think I'll get into NYU.
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515. Yeah, I hope so.
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516. 1490. Harvard. Face.
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517. So—
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518. Are you okay?
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519. Yeah. Yeah.
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520. But I got my S.A.T. results back.
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521. Oops.
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522. You can take them again, you know.
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523. Yeah, it's just,
if 'm going to Penn State main campus...
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524. I have to do much better.
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525. I wish I would have studied freshman year.
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526. It's a bit of a mess.
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527. I'll help you study for the next one.
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528. Will you?
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529. Yeah. Of course.
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530. Thanks, Charlie.
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532. It's just a mix tape. No big deal.
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533. My parents have a good stereo, so—
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534. It's all about that night in the tunnel.
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535. I couldn't find that song
that we were listening to...
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536. but, you know, I'm still
searching for it, so yeah.
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537. That's okay.
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538. These are great.
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539. Nick Drake.
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540. The Shaggs.
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541. You have really good taste, Charlie.
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542. Really?
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543. Yeah.
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544. Way better than me as a freshman.
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545. I used to listen to the worst Top 40.
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546. - No.
- Yeah, I did.
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547. Then I heard this old song.
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548. "Pearly Dewdrops' Drop."
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549. And I thought someday
I'd be at a party in college or something...
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550. and I'd look up and see
this person across the room.
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551. And from that moment, I'd know...
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552. everything was going to be okay.
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553. You know what I mean?
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554. Yeah.
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555. I hope it works out.
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556. I don't know.
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557. Craig would be
a big step up from her last boyfriend.
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558. Yeah, no shit.
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559. Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?
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560. I just hope she can stop playing dumb
with these guys.
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561. I keep telling her, "Don't make yourself small."
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562. Can't save anybody.
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563. Excuse me.
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564. Man, your mix is morbidly sad, kid.
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565. How about something
a little bit more upbeat, huh?
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566. Let's just see.
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567. So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.
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568. Yeah.
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569. Don't you write poetry, Craig?
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570. Poetry writes me. You know?
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571. Let's get this party started.
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572. Wow.
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573. That was fast.
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574. You want another one?
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575. Yeah.
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576. All right.
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577. Mr. Anderson?
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578. Can I ask you something?
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579. Yeah.
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580. Why do nice people choose
the wrong people to date?
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581. Are we talking about anyone specific?
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582. Well—
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583. We accept the love we think we deserve.
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584. Can we make them know that they deserve more?
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585. We can try.
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586. - Hey.
- Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in.
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587. How's it goin'?
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588. You wanna start work on
probability and statistics?
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589. Yeah. Sure.
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590. Page 291 in your book.
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591. And I ordered you some breakfast.
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592. The country breakfast.
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593. Jo
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594. Dad?
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595. Can I have 30 dollars?
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596. Twenty dollars?
What do you need 10 dollars for?
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597. Sam's doing Secret Santa.
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598. It's her favorite thing in the world. Please?
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599. Have fun.
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600. Thanks.
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601. Hmm!
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602. Charlie.
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603. This was my favorite book growing up.
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604. This is my copy, but I want you to have it.
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605. Thanks.
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606. Have a great Christmas break.
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607. You, too, Mr. Anderson.
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608. Terrible stain.
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609. That's pretty good, Charlie.
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610. You gotta be kidding me.
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611. If you fail me, you get me next semester.
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612. Whoo!
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613. C minus!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average!
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614. - Below average!
- Below average!
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615. Guys, 1210.
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616. What?
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617. No more applications! No more S.A.T.'s!
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618. Thank you, Charlie!
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619. All right. All right, guys, I got—
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620. Multiple pairs of blue jeans.
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621. Wow, this is a really tough one...
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622. but I'm gonna have to guess Alice.
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623. Wait.
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624. Guys, a receipt! She actually paid!
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625. I'm so touched!
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626. Where's Craig?
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627. Oh, he went home to Connecticut.
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628. But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
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629. Sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
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630. All right, big brother by three weeks,
who's your Secret Santa?
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631. I'll tell you, Sam.
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632. This one's tough.
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633. I have received a harmonica...
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634. a Magnetic Poetry set...
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635. a book about Harvey Milk...
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636. and a mix tape with
the song "Asleep" on it twice.
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637. I mean, I have no idea.
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638. This collection of presents is so gay...
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639. that I think I must have given them to myself.
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640. But despite that distinct possibility...
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641. I'm gonna have to go with—
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642. Drum roll.
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643. - Charlie.
- Oh!
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644. Obviously.
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645. Beautifully done.
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646. All right, Charlie. It's your turn.
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647. Okay.
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648. Okeydokey.
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649. I have received socks, pants,
a shirt and a belt.
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650. I was ordered to wear them all tonight, so—
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651. Guessing my Secret Santa is Mary Elizabeth.
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652. Huh. Now why do you say that?
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653. You know, she bosses people around sometimes.
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654. - Sorry.
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655. - What the hell is wrong with you?
- Sorry.
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656. You'll be surprised to know
that your Secret Santa is actually me.
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657. Why all the clothes?
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658. Well, all the great writers
used to wear great suits.
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659. So your last present
is on a towel rack in the bathroom.
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660. Delve into our facilities.
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661. Emerge a star.
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662. Perfect.
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663. Will you hand these out while I'm gone?
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664. Wait a second.
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665. There's only Secret Santa presents.
There's rules.
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666. Mary Elizabeth, why are you
trying to eat Christmas?
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667. Hand them out, Sam.
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668. All right. Mary Elizabeth. For you.
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669. Alice.
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670. Thanks.
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671. Bob.
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672. And this one's for me.
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673. "Alice, I know you'll get into NYU."
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674. Forty dollars to print
Punk Rocky in color next time.
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675. He knows me.
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676. - He really knows me.
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677. All right, Charlie.
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678. Come on out.
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679. Get out here, buddy.
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680. Come on, Charlie. Charlie!
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681. Don't be shy.
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682. Come out, come out, wherever—
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683. - Oh!
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684. - Yeah!
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685. What a display of man I have never seen!
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686. Where are we going?
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687. It's a surprise.
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688. Is this your room?
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689. Mm-hmm.
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690. So cool.
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691. Thanks.
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692. You got me a present?
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693. After all your help
on my Penn State application?
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694. Of course I did.
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695. Open it!
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696. I don't know what to say.
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697. You don't have to say anything.
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698. I'm really sorry we can't
be here for your birthday.
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699. No, that's okay. I'm just sorry
you have to go back and visit your dad.
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700. I'm in such a good mood
I don't think even he could ruin it.
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701. I feel like I'm finally doing good.
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702. You are.
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703. Well, what about you?
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704. When I met you,
you were this scared freshman.
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705. Now look at you in that suit.
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706. You're like a sexy English schoolboy.
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707. I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out.
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708. No.
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709. Innocent.
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710. Worst kinda guys.
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711. Never see you coming.
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712. And parents love you.
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713. That's, like...
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714. extra danger.
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715. Yeah, well, it hasn't worked so far.
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716. You've never had a girlfriend?
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717. Not even like a second grade Valentine?
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718. Nope.
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719. Have you ever kissed a girl?
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720. No.
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721. What about you?
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722. Have I ever kissed a girl?
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723. No, no. Your first kiss.
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724. I was 11.
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725. His name was Robert.
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726. He used to come over to the house all the time.
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727. Was he your first boyfriend?
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728. He was my—
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729. He was my dad's boss.
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730. You know, Charlie, I used to sleep with guys
who treated me like shit.
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731. And get wasted all the time.
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732. But now I feel like...
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733. I have a chance. Like—
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734. I can even get into a real college.
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735. It's true. You can do it.
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736. You really think so?
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737. My aunt had that same thing
done to her, too.
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738. And she turned her life around.
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739. She must have been great.
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740. She was my favorite person in the world.
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741. Until now.
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742. Charlie—
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743. I know that you know I like Craig.
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744. But I want to forget about that
for a minute, okay?
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745. Okay.
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746. I just wanna make sure
that the first person who kisses you...
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747. loves you.
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748. Okay?
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749. Okay.
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750. I love you, Charlie.
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751. I love you, too.
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752. I wanna do Secret Santa forever!
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753. I wanna do Secret Santa forever!
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754. Have a good time at your mom's.
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755. Thanks. And, listen, Charlie.
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756. Because your birthday's on Christmas Eve...
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757. I figure you don't get that many presents?
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758. I thought you should have my clock.
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759. From the heart.
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760. Thank you, Patrick.
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761. Bye.
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762. Have a good one, guys.
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763. I love you guys!
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764. Hey!
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765. Look who's here.
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766. - Come here, little sister.
- Hey, Chris.
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767. Hey, honey. Ah.
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768. Ma, you look so thin.
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769. You. Look at you.
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770. Charlie.
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771. Come on, I got dinner ready.
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772. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
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773. Let's eat.
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774. Make a wish, honey.
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775. Can you see it, Charlie?
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776. The luminaria is a landing strip
for Santa Claus.
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777. Why don't you keep an eye out for him,
and I will be right back, okay?
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778. Going to get your birthday present.
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779. Hey.
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780. Hey.
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781. God, I miss Mom's cooking.
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782. You have no idea how good you have it.
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783. I'm actually starting to hate pizza.
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784. - Mmm.
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785. So how you liking school?
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786. Well, I'm no braniac like you or Candace.
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787. I'm doing okay.
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788. Okay? You're playing in a bowl game.
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789. How are you feeling, Charlie?
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790. Good.
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791. No, you know what I mean.
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792. Is it bad tonight?
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793. No.
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794. No.
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795. I'm not picturing things anymore.
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796. Or if I do, I can just shut it off.
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797. Well, you know, Mom did say
that you have good friends now.
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798. And maybe if it does get bad again...
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799. you can just talk to them. Yeah?
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800. Yeah.
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801. Especially Sam. She's great.
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802. I'm gonna ask her out at New Year's.
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803. I think the time is right now.
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804. - Body of Christ.
- Amen.
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805. - Body of Christ.
- Amen.
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806. - Body of Christ.
- Amen.
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807. - Body of Christ.
- Amen.
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808. Jo
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809. How long does this take to work?
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810. Shovelin' snow, huh?
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811. I have to get this driveway clean.
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812. And then...
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813. I'm going to congratulate you on being happy.
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814. 'Cause you deserve it.
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815. You said that
an hour ago.
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816. Was that tonight?
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817. Oh, I just...
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818. saw this tree, but it was a dragon.
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819. Then it was a tree again and it just lied to me.
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820. Okay, Charlie,
don't freak out. Give me this.
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821. Calm down.
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822. Look up.
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823. Isn't it quiet?
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824. Sam, do you think if people knew...
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825. how crazy you really were,
no one would ever talk to you?
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826. All the time.
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827. So you wanna wear these glasses?
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828. They'll protect you.
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829. 10,9,8,7..
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830. 6, 54.
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831. 3,2, 1!
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832. It's gonna be our little secret.
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833. Did your older friends pressure you?
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834. No one pressured me, Officer.
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835. I would never do drugs. Never.
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836. Then how did you happen to be passed out
on the ground at 6:00 in the morning?
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837. Well, I, um— I-l was really tired.
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838. And I was feeling feverish...
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839. so I went outside
for a walk just to get some cold air.
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840. I started seeing things, so I passed out.
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841. You're seeing things again, Charlie?
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842. Not really.
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843. Nice suit.
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844. It was a Christmas present.
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845. Did you have fun on your break?
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846. More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.
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847. Nice look, jag-off.
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848. [ve called him 30 times.
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849. What are we supposed to do?
We're going on in 10 minutes.
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850. - They said in health class—
- Hello?
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851. They say that about L.S.D. just to scare you.
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852. - Are you sure? You know I've seen—
- Charlie, you're fine, man.
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853. Guys, we have an emergency.
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854. Craig has flaked out on us again.
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855. So I need a Rocky.
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856. Brad?
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857. No. No way. No. I'm not—
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858. There's people out there. No.
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859. Charlie, take off your clothes.
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860. Maybe I can join the cast
as an alternate or something.
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861. Well, we're filled up now...
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862. but they're gonna
need people when we go to college.
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863. We could put in a good word for you.
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864. That'd be great. Thanks.
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865. Yeah.
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866. Charlie—
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867. Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance?
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868. The one where the girl asks the guy?
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869. Obviously, it is completely stupid.
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870. And sexist. I mean, it's like
"Hey, thanks for the crumb."
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871. And normally, I would just blow it off,
because school dances suck torture.
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872. But, you know, it's my last year and—
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873. Would you maybe wanna go with me?
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874. You wanna go with me?
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875. Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys.
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876. Plus you looked really cute in your costume.
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877. So what do you say?
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878. You must be Mary Elizabeth.
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879. Yes.
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880. It's so nice to meet you.
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881. You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
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882. Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
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883. - Please, come in.
- Okay.
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884. A little closer together.
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885. - That looks nice.
- Hmm.
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886. Buddhist, I need you to smile a little bit more.
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887. There you go. Nice.
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888. ou
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889. Hey.
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890. Hey.
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891. Are you having a good time?
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892. Not really. How about you?
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893. I mean, I don't know.
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894. It's my first date, I don't
have much to compare it to.
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895. You're doing fine.
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896. Sorry Craig couldn't come.
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897. Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to
some stupid high school dance.
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898. I can't say I blame him really.
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899. I don't know.
If you like it, he should come.
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900. Thanks, Charlie.
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901. Have a beautiful first date.
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902. You deserve it.
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903. I'll try not to make you too jealous.
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904. Mmm!
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905. Now just let it breathe.
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906. Whoa.
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907. It sure is a nice house.
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908. Thanks.
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909. Mmm.
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910. Don't you just love old music?
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911. Yeah.
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912. Good. 'Cause I made you a mix of it.
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913. I'd love to expose you to great things like...
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914. Billie Holiday and foreign films.
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915. This merlot is really fancy.
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916. Yeah. My dad collects wine,
but he doesn't drink.
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917. That's kinda weird, isn't it?
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918. I guess. Where are your parents?
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919. Their club's hosting
a cotillion or something racist.
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920. They'll be gone all night.
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921. Sure is a nice fire.
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922. Yeah.
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923. When I'm done being a lobbyist...
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924. I wanna move to a house like this in Cape Cod.
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925. Sounds nice, doesn't it?
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926. Yeah.
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927. Your heart is beating really fast.
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928. Is it?
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929. Here. Feel.
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930. - Charlie?
- Uh-huh?
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931. Do you like me?
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932. Uh-huh.
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933. You know what I mean.
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934. I think so.
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935. Don't be nervous.
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936. Charlie.
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937. I didn't know how tonight was gonna go, but—
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938. It's really nice, isn't it?
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939. Yeah.
Copy !req
940. I just can't believe it.
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941. You, of all people.
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942. I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
Copy !req
943. Shit! My parents! Shit!
Copy !req
944. - Here, zip this up.
- Okay. No, I got this.
Copy !req
945. Just zip it up like a normal zipper!
Copy !req
946. It's stuck. It's just—
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947. Thank you.
Copy !req
948. See you Monday.
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949. Dear friend...
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950. sorry I haven't written for a while...
Copy !req
951. but things are a total disaster.
Copy !req
952. We're literally making out and I'm in my bra—
Copy !req
953. Hello!
And the front door opens, it's my parents!
Copy !req
954. I probably should have been honest about...
Copy !req
955. how I didn't want to go out with Mary Elizabeth
after Sadie's, but...
Copy !req
956. I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.
Copy !req
957. You see, Mary Elizabeth
is a really nice person...
Copy !req
958. underneath the part of her that hates everyone.
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959. Hey!
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960. And since I heard that
having a girlfriend makes you happy...
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961. I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.
Copy !req
962. Can you believe it's almost
our 2-week anniversary?
Copy !req
963. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
964. So / took her on double dates.
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965. First foreign film.
Copy !req
966. Do you want butter on your popcorn?
Copy !req
967. Vegans don't eat butter.
Copy !req
968. And I tried not to mind
that she loves to hold hands...
Copy !req
969. even when her hands are sweaty.
Copy !req
970. And I had to admit something
really upsetting, but...
Copy !req
971. I'm tired of touching her boobs.
Copy !req
972. I thought maybe if she would just let me
pick the make-out music...
Copy !req
973. once in a while, we might have a chance.
Copy !req
974. And maybe if she didn't put down the books
that Mr. Anderson gives me.
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975. Walden.
Copy !req
976. I read this in 7th grade.
Copy !req
977. I would have called it On Boring Pond.
Copy !req
978. Or if she would stop calling me the minute
I get home from school...
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979. when I have absolutely nothing to talk about
other than the bus ride home.
Copy !req
980. Somehow she finds new things to say.
Copy !req
981. That dairy just sits with you.
Copy !req
982. You know, it walks with you.
Copy !req
983. She's on the phone right now?
Copy !req
984. Charlie, you've gotta break up with her.
Copy !req
985. I can do that?
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986. For Christ's sake, I need to use the phone.
Copy !req
987. I got you this book.
Copy !req
988. It's really how I became a vegan.
Copy !req
989. I know I should have been honest...
Copy !req
990. but I was getting so mad,
It was starting to scare me.
Copy !req
991. I mean the way they treat those—
Copy !req
992. 1 just wish I could have
found another way to break up.
Copy !req
993. Um, Mary Elizabeth, can I talk to you—
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994. Charlie, please don't interrupt.
You know I hate that
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995. In hindsight, I probably
could not have picked...
Copy !req
996. a worse way to be honest with
Mary Elizabeth.
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997. Truth or dare?
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998. Who are you talking to?
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999. I dare you to kiss Alice.
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1000. Oh.
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1001. Gird your loins, procreator.
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1002. Oh, my God.
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1003. Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me
that you got into Harvard. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1004. Thank you. This one still
hasn't gotten me flowers.
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1005. But I forgive you.
Copy !req
1006. Hey, don't worry about Penn State.
You're just wait-listed.
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1007. Yeah.
Copy !req
1008. You guys are about to miss
some severely hot fag-on-goth action.
Copy !req
1009. Wow.
Copy !req
1010. Get a room.
Copy !req
1011. Mmm! You're a monster.
Copy !req
1012. My turn. Let's see.
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1013. Let's think. Charlie.
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1014. Truth.
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1015. How's your first relationship going?
Copy !req
1016. It's so bad...
Copy !req
1017. that I keep fantasizing
that one of us is dying of cancer.
Copy !req
1018. So that I don't have to break up with her.
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1019. Charlie? Truth or dare?
Copy !req
1020. Hello?
Copy !req
1021. Dare.
Copy !req
1022. Okay, I dare you
to kiss the prettiest girl in the room...
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1023. on the lips.
Copy !req
1024. And notice I charitably said
"girl" and not "person"...
Copy !req
1025. because, let's face it,
I'd smoke all you bitches.
Copy !req
1026. Oh, that's fucked up.
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1027. Mary Elizabeth.
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1028. I'm so sorry.
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1029. It was a mistake, I'm sorry.
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1030. Sam? Sam?
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1031. I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1032. What the hell is wrong with you?
Copy !req
1033. I should go back and apologize.
Copy !req
1034. Charlie, trust me,
you don't wanna go back in there.
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1035. I'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to do anything.
Copy !req
1036. I know you didn't.
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1037. But, look—
Copy !req
1038. I hate to be the one to break this...
Copy !req
1039. but there's history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
Copy !req
1040. Other guys and things that have
nothing to do with you.
Copy !req
1041. It's best if you just stay away for a while.
Copy !req
1042. Oh, okay.
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1043. How long do you think?
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1044. - Charlie.
Copy !req
1045. Come on, get dressed.
You're gonna be late for Easter Mass.
Copy !req
1046. I'll be there in a minute.
Copy !req
1047. Our Father,
who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Copy !req
1048. Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Copy !req
1049. Give us this day our daily bread...
Copy !req
1050. and forgive us our trespasses...
Copy !req
1051. as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Copy !req
1052. And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us—
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1053. Mary Elizabeth, I've been
listening to the Billie Holiday CD every night.
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1054. It's too late, Charlie.
Copy !req
1055. I know.
I just feel really bad about what I did.
Copy !req
1056. I just get so messed up inside.
Copy !req
1057. Like I'm not there or something.
Copy !req
1058. Tell it to someone who cares.
- Look, I know. I'm sorry.
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1059. Just we've all become such good friends.
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1060. Good friends?
Copy !req
1061. Do you mean the people
that I've known since kindergarten...
Copy !req
1062. and you've known for six months?
Copy !req
1063. Those good friends?
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1064. Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do anything
to ruin our relationship.
Copy !req
1065. It's ruined. Okay?
Copy !req
1066. So stop calling everyone.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
Copy !req
1067. Okay, I will. Good—
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1068. - Something's wrong with me.
- Don't worry about it.
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1069. Hey, have you heard from Patrick?
Copy !req
1070. No, he told me to stay away.
Copy !req
1071. Oh. You don't know.
Copy !req
1072. Why? Why? What happened?
Copy !req
1073. Brad's father caught them together.
Copy !req
1074. Some kids jumped him outside the O.
Copy !req
1075. No, it was some kids from North Hills.
Copy !req
1076. Did you see his face?
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1077. That's not what I heard.
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1078. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1079. Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
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1080. Hey, Nothing.
Copy !req
1081. Oops. Sorry, Nothing.
Copy !req
1082. You gonna do anything?
Copy !req
1083. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1084. I'm talking about
your pet ape just tripped me.
Copy !req
1085. Gonna say something?
Copy !req
1086. - Why would I?
- You know why.
Copy !req
1087. This is pathetic, man. Your fixation on me.
Copy !req
1088. Do you want your friends
to know how you got those bruises? Really?
Copy !req
1089. I got jumped in a parking lot.
Copy !req
1090. Where? Schenley Park?
Copy !req
1091. Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
Copy !req
1092. - Do your friends know—
- I don't know what kinda sick shit...
Copy !req
1093. you're trying to pull,
but you better walk away right now.
Copy !req
1094. Nothing.
Copy !req
1095. Fine.
Copy !req
1096. Say hi to your dad for me.
Copy !req
1097. Whatever, faggot.
Copy !req
1098. - What did you just call me?
- Just called you a faggot.
Copy !req
1099. Say that shit again! Say that shit again!
Copy !req
1100. It's Patrick!
Copy !req
1101. Leave him alone!
Copy !req
1102. Sam!
Copy !req
1103. Stop! Leave him! Stop!
Copy !req
1104. Stop!
Copy !req
1105. Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
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1106. Charlie?
Copy !req
1107. Yeah?
Copy !req
1108. Thanks for stopping 'em.
Copy !req
1109. Sure, Brad.
Copy !req
1110. How you doing, Charlie?
Copy !req
1111. I don't know.
Copy !req
1112. I keep trying, but I can't
really remember what I did.
Copy !req
1113. Do you want me to tell you?
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1114. Yeah.
Copy !req
1115. You saved my brother.
Copy !req
1116. That's what you did.
Copy !req
1117. So you're not scared of me?
Copy !req
1118. No.
Copy !req
1119. Can we be friends again?
Copy !req
1120. Of course.
Copy !req
1121. Come on.
Copy !req
1122. Let's go be psychos together.
Copy !req
1123. I'm dating Peter now.
Copy !req
1124. He's in college with Craig.
Copy !req
1125. He's opinionated. We have intellectual debates.
Copy !req
1126. You were very sweet
but our relationship was too one-sided.
Copy !req
1127. I know this is hard for you.
Copy !req
1128. I'm just glad that you're happy.
Copy !req
1129. Okay.
Copy !req
1130. Hey, Craig, Sam will be down. Soon.
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1131. Oy vey. We're gonna miss the movie.
Copy !req
1132. Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step.
Don't worry.
Copy !req
1133. Hello?
Copy !req
1134. Hey. Do you wanna get out of here?
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1135. Sure, Patrick.
Copy !req
1136. I'll tell you something, Charlie...
Copy !req
1137. I feel good. You know what I mean?
Copy !req
1138. Maybe tomorrow I'll take you
to this karaoke place downtown.
Copy !req
1139. And this club off the Strip. They don't card.
Copy !req
1140. And the Schenley Park scene.
Copy !req
1141. You have to see the Fruit Loop
at least one time.
Copy !req
1142. Oh, my God.
My life is officially an after-school special.
Copy !req
1143. Son of a bitch!
Copy !req
1144. It really is.
Copy !req
1145. It so is.
Copy !req
1146. So, you ever hear the one about Lily Miller?
Copy !req
1147. I don't know.
Copy !req
1148. Really?
Copy !req
1149. I thought your brother would have told you.
It's a classic.
Copy !req
1150. Maybe.
Copy !req
1151. Okay, Lily comes here
one night with this guy Parker.
Copy !req
1152. And this was to be the night
that they were gonna lose their virginity.
Copy !req
1153. So she did it really proper.
She packed a picnic.
Copy !req
1154. Stole a bottle of wine.
Copy !req
1155. Everything was perfect
and they're just about to "do it."
Copy !req
1156. When they realize they forgot the condoms.
Copy !req
1157. - So what do you think happened?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1158. They did it with one of the sandwich bags.
Copy !req
1159. Ew!
Copy !req
1160. Oh, that's disgusting!
Copy !req
1161. Yes, it is.
Copy !req
1162. Come on! Let's keep the train rolling.
Copy !req
1163. Suburban legend, Charlie.
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1164. Well—
Copy !req
1165. There's this girl named Second Base Stace.
Copy !req
1166. And, well, she had boobs in 4th grade.
Copy !req
1167. Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
Copy !req
1168. And she let some of the guys feel them.
Copy !req
1169. - That's your suburban legend?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1170. - Did you at least cop a feel?
- No.
Copy !req
1171. No. Of course not. You went home...
Copy !req
1172. listened to "Asleep," wrote a poem—
Copy !req
1173. Fine. Okay. Your turn.
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1174. Hmm.
Copy !req
1175. Yeah. I've got one.
Copy !req
1176. Well...
Copy !req
1177. there's this one guy.
Copy !req
1178. Queer as a 3-dollar bill.
Copy !req
1179. The guy's father doesn't know about his son.
Copy !req
1180. So he comes into the basement
one night when he's supposed to be out of town.
Copy !req
1181. Catches his son with another boy.
Copy !req
1182. So he starts beating him.
Copy !req
1183. But not like the slap kind. Like, the real kind.
Copy !req
1184. And the boyfriend says,
"Stop. You're killing him."
Copy !req
1185. But the son just yells, "Get out."
Copy !req
1186. And eventually...
Copy !req
1187. the boyfriend just did.
Copy !req
1188. Why can't you save anybody?
Copy !req
1189. I don't know.
Copy !req
1190. Forget it.
Copy !req
1191. I'm free now, right?
Copy !req
1192. I could meet
the love of my life any second.
Copy !req
1193. Things will be different now and that's good.
Copy !req
1194. I just need to meet a good guy.
Copy !req
1195. Yeah.
Copy !req
1196. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1197. It's all right.
Copy !req
1198. I've been spending a lot of time with Patrick.
Copy !req
1199. He begins every night really excited.
Copy !req
1200. He always says he feels free
and tonight is his destiny.
Copy !req
1201. But after a while he runs out of things
to keep himself numb.
Copy !req
1202. And Sam got her letter from Penn State.
Copy !req
1203. "We will require you to take
our summer session...
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1204. at the main campus immediately following
your high school graduation."
Copy !req
1205. She got in, Charlie.
Copy !req
1206. After that, all Patrick could talk about was
college and all their futures.
Copy !req
1207. Alice did get into NYU film school.
Copy !req
1208. Patrick is going to the
University of Washington...
Copy !req
1209. because he wants to be
near the music in Seattle.
Copy !req
1210. But he wasn't going to leave
without organizing the best senior prank ever.
Copy !req
1211. Sam is going away right after graduation.
Copy !req
1212. It all feels very exciting.
Copy !req
1213. I just wish it were happening to me.
Copy !req
1214. Especially because,
ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria...
Copy !req
1215. it's been getting worse.
Copy !req
1216. And I can't turn it off this time.
Copy !req
1217. All right, guys, you wanna pass
your copies of Gatsby up to the front, please.
Copy !req
1218. And I know it's the last day...
Copy !req
1219. but if we could keep it to a dull roar,
I'd appreciate it.
Copy !req
1220. Thank you.
Copy !req
1221. Guy. Guys. Thank you for such a great year.
Copy !req
1222. I had a blast. I hope you did, too.
Copy !req
1223. And I hope you have
a great time this summer on your vacations.
Copy !req
1224. Now who here is gonna read
for pleasure this summer?
Copy !req
1225. Charlie.
Copy !req
1226. Very good.
Copy !req
1227. Have a good summer.
Copy !req
1228. Last day.
Copy !req
1229. Yeah.
Copy !req
1230. So I know it's none of my business,
but have you decided?
Copy !req
1231. Are you going to New York?
Copy !req
1232. Well—
Copy !req
1233. My wife and I like it here.
Copy !req
1234. And I think I might be better
at teaching than writing.
Copy !req
1235. You know, Charlie, I was thinking that, uh...
Copy !req
1236. maybe I could still give you books next year.
Copy !req
1237. Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1238. I think you could write one of them one day.
Copy !req
1239. - Really?
- I do.
Copy !req
1240. You're the best teacher I've ever had.
Copy !req
1241. Thank you.
Copy !req
1242. 10, nine, eight...
Copy !req
1243. seven, six, five...
Copy !req
1244. four, three, two, one.
Copy !req
1245. Dear friend...
Copy !req
1246. I wanted to tell you about us running.
Copy !req
1247. There was this beautiful sunset.
Copy !req
1248. And just a few hours before, everyone I love...
Copy !req
1249. had their last day of high school ever.
Copy !req
1250. I was happy because they were happy...
Copy !req
1251. even though I counted and I have...
Copy !req
1252. 1,095 days to go.
Copy !req
1253. I kept imagining
what school would be like without them...
Copy !req
1254. as they were all getting ready
for their prom.
Copy !req
1255. My sister finally decided
to break up with Derek...
Copy !req
1256. and go stag with her girlfriends instead.
Copy !req
1257. And then there was Sam.
Copy !req
1258. I've looked at her picture since that night.
Copy !req
1259. I like to see how happy she was
before she knew.
Copy !req
1260. They were in a hotel suite after prom
and the truth came out.
Copy !req
1261. Basically Craig
has been cheating on Sam the whole time.
Copy !req
1262. When I heard that ..
Copy !req
1263. I kept thinking about the happy girl
in these pictures.
Copy !req
1264. 'Cause she doesn't have 1,095 days to go.
Copy !req
1265. She made it.
Copy !req
1266. This is her time.
Copy !req
1267. And no one should be able to take that away.
Copy !req
1268. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1269. Oh, Charlie. Charlie's here. Guys, group photo.
Copy !req
1270. We should all take a group photo.
Copy !req
1271. Ooh! Get against the railing
and try to look suave.
Copy !req
1272. Yep, this is the one.
That's gonna be a great angle.
Copy !req
1273. At her going away party...
Copy !req
1274. I wanted her to know about that night
we went through the tunnel.
Copy !req
1275. And how for the first time...
Copy !req
1276. I felt like I belonged somewhere.
Copy !req
1277. And tomorrow, she's leaving.
Copy !req
1278. So I wanted to give her a part of me.
Copy !req
1279. Are these all your books, Charlie?
Copy !req
1280. Thanks for staying up with me.
Copy !req
1281. Sure.
Copy !req
1282. My brother said Penn State has
this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
Copy !req
1283. You have to get a grilled
sticky on your first night.
Copy !req
1284. It's a tradition.
Copy !req
1285. That sounds like fun.
Copy !req
1286. Yeah.
Copy !req
1287. Pretty soon, you'll have
a whole new group of friends, you know.
Copy !req
1288. You won't even think about this place anymore.
Copy !req
1289. Yes, I will.
Copy !req
1290. Had lunch with Craig today.
Copy !req
1291. Yeah?
Copy !req
1292. He said he was sorry and that I was right
to break up with him.
Copy !req
1293. I'm driving away
and was feeling so small.
Copy !req
1294. Just asking myself,
"Why do I and everyone I love...
Copy !req
1295. pick people who treat us like we're nothing?"
Copy !req
1296. We accept the love we think we deserve.
Copy !req
1297. Then why didn't you ever ask me out?
Copy !req
1298. [, um—
Copy !req
1299. I just didn't think that you wanted that.
Copy !req
1300. Well, what did you want?
Copy !req
1301. I just want you to be happy.
Copy !req
1302. Don't you get it, Charlie?
Copy !req
1303. I can't feel that.
Copy !req
1304. It's really sweet and everything, but—
Copy !req
1305. You can't just sit there
and put everybody's lives ahead of yours...
Copy !req
1306. and think that counts as love.
Copy !req
1307. I don't want to be somebody's crush.
Copy !req
1308. I want people to like the real me.
Copy !req
1309. I know who you are, Sam.
Copy !req
1310. I know I'm quiet.
Copy !req
1311. And I know I should speak more.
Copy !req
1312. But if you knew the things
that were in my head most of the time...
Copy !req
1313. you'd know what it really meant.
Copy !req
1314. How much we're alike...
Copy !req
1315. and how we've been through the same things.
Copy !req
1316. And you're not small.
Copy !req
1317. You're beautiful.
Copy !req
1318. What's wrong, Charlie?
Copy !req
1319. Nothing.
Copy !req
1320. You know I'm gonna call you all the time.
Copy !req
1321. - We're gonna see each other in New York.
- All the time.
Copy !req
1322. Come on, Sam.
Copy !req
1323. What's wrong, Charlie?
Copy !req
1324. Put your seat belt on.
Copy !req
1325. we'll meet you there.
Copy !req
1326. Don't wake your sister.
Copy !req
1327. It'll be our little secret, okay?
Copy !req
1328. Look, Charlie, she's fast asleep.
Copy !req
1329. Don't wake your sister.
Copy !req
1330. My fault.
Copy !req
1331. My fault.
Copy !req
1332. My fault.
Copy !req
1333. It's all my fault
Copy !req
1334. It'l] be our little secret. Okay?
Copy !req
1335. Stop it.
Copy !req
1336. Stop.
Copy !req
1337. Stop crying.
Copy !req
1338. Stop crying.
Copy !req
1339. This'll be our little secret.
Copy !req
1340. Candace. Your brother's on the phone.
Copy !req
1341. Hello?
Copy !req
1342. - Hey, Candace.
- Charlie?
Copy !req
1343. Sam and Patrick left,
and I can't stop thinking about something.
Copy !req
1344. Shh. What?
Copy !req
1345. Candace...
Copy !req
1346. ! killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
Copy !req
1347. She died getting my birthday present...
Copy !req
1348. so I guess I killed her, right?
Copy !req
1349. I've tried to stop thinking that,
but can't
Copy !req
1350. She keeps driving away and dying.
Copy !req
1351. Call the police and send them to my house.
Copy !req
1352. I can't stop her. I'm crazy again.
Copy !req
1353. No. Charlie, listen to me.
Copy !req
1354. Mom and Dad are gonna be home
with Chris any second.
Copy !req
1355. I'm just thinking...
Copy !req
1356. what if I wanted her to die, Candace?
Copy !req
1357. - What? Charlie?
Copy !req
1358. Charlie!
Copy !req
1359. Charlie?
Copy !req
1360. I'm Dr. Burton.
Copy !req
1361. Where am I?
Copy !req
1362. Mayview Hospital.
Copy !req
1363. You, uh—
You have to let me go. My dad can't afford it.
Copy !req
1364. Oh, don't worry about that.
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1365. No. I saw them when I was little...
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1366. and I don't want to be a Mayview kid.
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1367. Just tell me how to stop it.
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1368. Stop what?
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1369. Seeing it.
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1370. All their lives all the time.
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1371. How do you stop seeing it?
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1372. Seeing what, Charlie?
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1373. There is so much pain.
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1374. And I don't know how to not notice it.
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1375. What's hurting you?
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1376. No, not me.
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1377. It's them. It's everyone. It never stops.
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1378. Do you understand?
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1379. What about your Aunt Helen?
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1380. What about her?
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1381. Do you see her?
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1382. Yes.
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1383. She had a terrible life.
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1384. God, what am I supposed to—
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1385. You said some things about her in your sleep.
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1386. I don't care.
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1387. If you want to get better...
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1388. you have to.
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1389. She—
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1390. She was insane.
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1391. I'm just sayin'.
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1392. She—
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1393. Charlie?
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1394. You gonna let me help you here?
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1395. Okay.
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1396. Do you remember anything
before you blacked out?
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1397. I remember leaving Sam's house.
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1398. I was walking home. And—
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1399. I was in the hospital for a while.
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1400. I won't go into detail about all of it.
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1401. But I will say there were some very bad days.
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1402. And some unexpected beautiful days.
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1403. The worst day was the time my doctor
told my mom and dad...
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1404. what Aunt Helen did to me.
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1405. Honey?
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1406. I'm so sorry.
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1407. The best days were those
when [I could have visitors.
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1408. My brother and sister always came for those...
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1409. until Chris had to go to training camp.
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1410. He's going to be first string this year.
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1411. My sister told me she met a nice guy
at her summer job.
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1412. Here he is.
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1413. So I'll see you Thursday at 6:00, right?
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1414. - Okay.
- You gonna hang in there?
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1415. My doctor said we can't choose
where we come from...
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1416. but we can choose where we go from there.
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1417. I know it's not all the answers...
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1418. but it was enough to start putting
these pieces together.
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1419. God bless this food we are about to receive.
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1420. We thank you for this bounty...
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1421. in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.
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1422. - Amen.
- Amen.
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1423. How do you think the Penguins
are gonna do this year, Dad?
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1424. Goddamn Penguins.
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1425. Think they're allergic to goddamn defense.
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1426. What do the players call a puck again?
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1427. A biscuit.
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1428. Are you sure it's not a "goddamn biscuit"?
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1429. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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1430. Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...
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1431. a little shopping for you
before you take off, huh?
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1432. - Yeah, I need some books.
- Clothes, too.
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1433. Yeah.
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1434. Can Charlie come out and play?
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1435. The first night, we had grilled stickies.
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1436. So good.
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1437. You have to visit in the fall.
we'll have some, okay?
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1438. Definitely.
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1439. Oh, sorry...
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1440. Charlie has a breakdown scheduled for October.
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1441. Well, can I tell you something?
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1442. I've been away for two months.
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1443. It's another world.
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1444. And it gets better.
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1445. And my roommate Katie
has the best taste in music.
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1446. I found the tunnel song.
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1447. Let's drive.
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1448. I don't know if I will have the time
to write any more letters...
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1449. because I might be too busy
trying to participate.
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1450. So, if this does end up being the last letter...
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1451. I want you to know that I was in a bad place
before I started high school.
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1452. And you helped me.
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1453. Even if you didn't know
what I was talking about...
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1454. or know someone who's gone through it
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1455. You made me not feel alone.
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1456. Because I know there are people
who say all these things don't happen.
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1457. There are people who forget what it's like
to be 16 when they turn 17.
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1458. I know these will all be stories someday.
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1459. And our pictures will become old photographs.
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1460. And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
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1461. But right now these moments
are not stories.
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1462. This is happening.
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1463. I am here.
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1464. And I am looking at her.
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1465. And she is so beautiful.
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1466. I can see it
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1467. This one moment when you know
you're not a sad story.
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1468. You are alive.
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1469. You stand up and see the lights
on the buildings...
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1470. and everything that makes you wonder.
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1471. And you're listening
to that song on that drive...
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1472. with the people you love most in this world.
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1473. And in this moment, I swear...
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1474. we are infinite.
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1475. Jo
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1476. ny
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1477. ny
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