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me you wouldn't...
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Rock hard.
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49. "you put down that prick punch."
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52. That prick punch killed my best
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gonna be in my class.
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shop, Patty-Cakes?
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60. He wasn't doing the impersonation
to be mean or anything.
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us freshmen feel better.
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shop teacher..."
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down to feel big."
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kids in the school.
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of the first pop quiz?
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you can skip the quiz...
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invented the paperback book.
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- Shakespeare.
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us four pennies.
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pennies in a metal box.
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it in the office.
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if you get it right.
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105. Box office.
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107. Why didn't you raise your hand?
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108. They call you the
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a tough time last year.
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you're doing okay.
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I make today...
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117. that would be sort
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Mr. Anderson, I'm okay.
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123. Well,
I have 1,384 days to go.
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124. Just so I say it to someone...
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125. high school is even worse
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130. If my Aunt Helen were still
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133. And I'm still trying to
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134. I just hope I make
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135. Love always, Charlie.
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137. Mmm.
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138. This chicken paprikash
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139. Thank you, Derek.
It's Charlie's favorite.
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140. He was a little nervous about starting
high school today, so I made it for him.
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141. Feel a little silly about being
nervous now, huh, Champ?
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142. Yes, sir. I sure do.
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143. I told you, just
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145. - That's how you...
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146. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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147. Freshman year is tough, but...
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148. you really find yourself.
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149. Thanks, Derek.
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150. You could have been a
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151. I'm sorry, the kid's a pussy.
I can't stand him.
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152. - I really hope you love the mix tape I made.
- I do.
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153. - The cover is hand-painted.
- Oh, wow.
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me one every week.
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158. This next one might be a little sad,
but it reminded me of your eyes.
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159. Did you already do the term
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163. Right.
Come on, offense!
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164. - Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.
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165. Oh, suck it, virginity pledges.
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166. Suck it.
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167. Oh, you're in trouble
now, Jaguars!
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169. Hey. You're in my
shop class, right?
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174. No, no, no, I'll sit.
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me Nothing by the way.
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177. And these assholes, they actually
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179. Love it. Love football.
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181. Hey, Sam.
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here be more disgusting?
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the men's room.
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got hold of Bob.
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185. Party tonight?
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186. He's still trying to shag that
waitress from the Olive Garden.
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187. Ah! He's never
tossing that salad.
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189. Patrick.
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195. No shit? Your sister's dating
Ponytail Derek, isn't she?
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196. - God.
- Is that what they call him?
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Ponytail Derek alone?
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198. You put the "ass" in
"class," Patrick.
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I'm Sam.
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202. Nope.
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203. She got caught watering down her
parents' brandy with iced tea.
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204. - Ugh!
- Let's just go to Kings.
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208. Are you kidding? I love The Smiths.
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210. "Asleep." It's from
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211. I heard it on Ponytail
Derek's mix tape.
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212. Oh, that works on
so many levels.
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214. - What about Eides? You love Eides, right?
- Yeah, of course. They're great.
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217. Things sound so much
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218. You know, I used to be popular
before Sam got me some good music.
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219. So you be careful. She'll
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220. That's okay.
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221. - Hey, Nothing.
- Hey, Nothing.
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boyfriend and girlfriend?
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Make no mistake.
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I'm not a bulimic.
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237. - I'm a bulim-ist.
- I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
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241. Oh, no problem.
Thank you guys for the ride.
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245. - Bye, Charlie.
- Okay, bye.
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247. - Shh! Shut-
- "Don't go to Columbia!"
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I can handle it.
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playing good music!
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270. Holy shit. Holy shit! They are!
They're playing good music.
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- Living room routine.
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- Yes!
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Excuse me. Pardon.
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Get out of the way!
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278. But you wore that toasty costume.
It's not like it's cute or original.
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279. - You'd hope it would be warm.
- Yeah, piss off, Tennessee Tuxedo.
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297. Meet Charlie.
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298. - Hi.
- Meet ladies.
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299. - Hey.
- Mary Elizabeth.
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300. - Alice.
- Nice to meet you.
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Charlie's first party ever.
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302. So I expect nice, meaningful,
heartfelt blowjobs from both of you.
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303. - Patrick, you're such a dick.
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304. - The dance was a little boring, don't you think?
- You are so selfish.
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310. Mmm. Or something very right.
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311. - Yeah, well...
- Hey!
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- Hmm.
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317. Oh, Charlie! You look like
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Look at him.
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get him stoned?
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it, just look at him.
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Milk shake.
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- Like a cake.
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380. And you can't have three on a match
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391. - Can I have your cherry?
- Mm-hmm.
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milk shake ever, Alice?
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393. It's even better
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400. - What did I do?
- You didn't do anything.
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kitschy and brilliant.
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436. I completely agree.
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437. I'm also writing essays and studying
extra books outside of class.
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438. As it turns out,
Mr. Anderson is a writer.
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439. He even had a play put
up in New York once...
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440. which I think is
very impressive.
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441. Great Gatsby?
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442. He and his wife might go
back there after this year.
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443. I know this is selfish,
but I really hope he doesn't.
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444. My favorite time,
though, is lunch...
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445. because I get to see
Sam and Patrick.
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446. We spend the time working on
Mary Elizabeth's fanzine...
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447. about music and The Rocky
Horror Picture Show.
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448. It's called Punk Rocky.
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449. Mary Elizabeth is
really interesting...
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450. because she's a
Buddhist and a punk.
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451. But somehow she always acts like my
father at the end of a long day.
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452. Her best friend Alice
loves vampires...
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453. and wants to go to film school.
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454. She also steals jeans
from the mall.
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455. I don't know why, because
her family is rich...
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456. but I'm trying not
to be judgmental.
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457. Especially since I know that they
were all there for Patrick last year.
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458. Patrick never likes
to be serious...
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459. so it took me a while
to get what happened.
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460. When he was a junior, Patrick started
seeing Brad on the weekends in secret.
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461. I guess it was hard, too...
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462. because Brad had to get drunk
every time they fooled around.
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463. Then Monday in school,
Brad would say...
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464. "Man, I was so wasted I
don't remember a thing."
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465. This went on for seven months.
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466. When they finally did it,
Brad said he loved Patrick.
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467. Then he started to cry.
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468. No matter what Patrick did...
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469. Brad kept saying that
his dad would kill him.
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470. And saying that he
was going to hell.
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471. Patrick was eventually able
to help Brad get sober.
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472. I asked Patrick
if he felt sad...
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473. that he still had to
keep it a secret.
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474. And he said "No,"
because at least now...
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475. Brad doesn't have to
get drunk to love him.
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476. I think I understand,
because I really like Sam.
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477. I asked my sister about her...
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478. and she said that when
Sam was a freshman...
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479. the upperclassmen used to
get her drunk at parties.
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480. I guess she had a reputation.
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481. But I don't care.
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482. I'd hate for her to judge me
based on what I used to be like.
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483. So I've been making her a mix
tape so she'll know how I feel.
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484. Oh, shit!
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485. - C!
- C!
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486. - Give me a K!
- K!
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487. - Give me a Y!
- Y!
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488. What's that spell?
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489. Rocky!
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490. I can't hear you!
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491. Rocky!
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492. One more time!
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493. Rocky!
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494. She went ape-shit.
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495. That picture is gorgeous, Craig.
What did you use?
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496. Oh, I know. Thank you.
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497. Color film, but black and
white paper for printing.
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498. Yeah. My professor
gave me an A...
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499. but for all the wrong reasons.
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500. Most of them are idiots.
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501. You'll see what I mean
when you get to college.
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502. How'd your S.A.T.'s
go, by the way?
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503. 1150. I think I'll get into NYU.
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504. Yeah, I hope so.
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505. 1490. Harvard. Face.
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506. So,
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507. Are you okay?
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508. Yeah. Yeah.
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509. But I got my S.A.T.
results back.
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510. Oops.
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511. You can take them
again, you know.
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512. Yeah, it's just, if I'm going
to Penn State main campus...
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513. I have to do much better.
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514. I wish I would have
studied freshman year.
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515. It's a bit of a mess.
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516. I'll help you study
for the next one.
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517. Will you?
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518. Yeah. Of course.
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519. Thanks, Charlie.
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520. What's this?
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521. It's just a mix tape.
No big deal.
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522. My parents have a
good stereo, so...
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523. It's all about that
night in the tunnel.
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524. I couldn't find that song
that we were listening to...
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525. but, you know, I'm still
searching for it, so yeah.
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526. That's okay.
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527. These are great.
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528. Nick Drake.
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529. The Shaggs.
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530. You have really good
taste, Charlie.
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531. Really?
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532. Yeah.
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533. Way better than
me as a freshman.
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534. I used to listen to
the worst Top 40.
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535. - No.
- Yeah, I did.
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536. Then I heard this old song.
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537. "Pearly Dewdrops' Drop."
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538. And I thought someday I'd be at a
party in college or something...
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539. and I'd look up and see this
person across the room.
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540. And from that
moment, I'd know...
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541. everything was going to be okay.
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542. You know what I mean?
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543. Yeah.
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544. I hope it works out.
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545. I don't know.
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546. Craig would be a big
step up from her last boyfriend.
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547. Yeah, no shit.
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548. Who could forget
Mr. Car Wash Loser?
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549. I just hope she can stop
playing dumb with these guys.
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550. I keep telling her,
"Don't make yourself small."
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551. Can't save anybody.
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552. Excuse me.
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553. Man, your mix is
morbidly sad, kid.
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554. How about something a little
bit more upbeat, huh?
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555. Let's just see.
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556. So Sam tells me you
wanna be a writer.
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557. Yeah.
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558. Don't you write poetry, Craig?
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559. Poetry writes me. You know?
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560. Let's get this party started.
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561. Wow.
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562. That was fast.
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563. You want another one?
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564. Yeah.
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565. All right.
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566. Mr. Anderson?
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567. Can I ask you something?
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568. Yeah.
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569. Why do nice people choose
the wrong people to date?
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570. Are we talking about
anyone specific?
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571. Well,
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572. We accept the love
we think we deserve.
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573. Can we make them know
that they deserve more?
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574. We can try.
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575. - Hey.
- Hey, Sam. Didn't see you come in.
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576. How's it goin'?
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577. You wanna start work on
probability and statistics?
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578. Yeah. Sure.
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579. Page 291 in your book.
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580. And I ordered you
some breakfast.
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581. The country breakfast.
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582. Dad?
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583. Can I have 30 dollars?
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584. Twenty dollars? What do
you need 10 dollars for?
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585. Sam's doing Secret Santa.
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586. It's her favorite thing in the world.
Please?
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587. Have fun.
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588. Thanks.
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589. Hmm!
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590. Charlie.
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591. This was my favorite
book growing up.
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592. This is my copy, but I
want you to have it.
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593. Thanks.
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594. Have a great Christmas break.
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595. You, too, Mr. Anderson.
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596. Terrible stain.
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597. That's pretty good, Charlie.
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598. You gotta be kidding me.
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599. If you fail me, you
get me next semester.
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600. Whoo!
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601. C minus! Ladies and gentlemen,
I am below average!
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602. - Below average!
- Below average!
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603. Guys, 1210.
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604. What?
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605. No more applications!
No more S.A.T.'s!
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606. Thank you, Charlie!
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607. All right. All
right, guys, I got,
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608. Multiple pairs of blue jeans.
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609. Wow, this is a
really tough one...
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610. but I'm gonna have
to guess Alice.
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611. Wait.
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612. Guys, a receipt!
She actually paid!
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613. I'm so touched!
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614. Where's Craig?
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615. Oh, he went home to Connecticut.
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616. But he'll be back
for New Year's Eve.
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617. Sorry we won't be
seeing him tonight.
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618. All right, big brother by three
weeks, who's your Secret Santa?
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619. I'll tell you, Sam.
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620. This one's tough.
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621. I have received a harmonica...
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622. a Magnetic Poetry set...
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623. a book about Harvey Milk...
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624. and a mix tape with the
song "Asleep" on it twice.
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625. I mean, I have no idea.
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626. This collection of
presents is so gay...
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627. that I think I must have
given them to myself.
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628. But despite that
distinct possibility...
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629. I'm gonna have to go with...
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630. Drum roll.
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631. - Charlie.
- Oh!
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632. Obviously.
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633. Beautifully done.
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634. All right, Charlie.
It's your turn.
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635. Okay.
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636. Okey dokey.
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637. I have received socks,
pants, a shirt and a belt.
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638. I was ordered to wear
them all tonight, so...
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639. Guessing my Secret Santa
is Mary Elizabeth.
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640. Huh. Now
why do you say that?
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641. You know, she bosses
people around sometimes.
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642. Sorry.
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643. - What the hell is wrong with you?
- Sorry.
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644. You'll be surprised to know that
your Secret Santa is actually me.
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645. Why all the clothes?
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646. Well, all the great writers
used to wear great suits.
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647. So your last present is on a
towel rack in the bathroom.
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648. Delve into our facilities.
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649. Emerge a star.
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650. Perfect.
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651. Will you hand these
out while I'm gone?
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652. Wait a second.
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653. There's only Secret Santa presents.
There's rules.
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654. Mary Elizabeth, why are you
trying to eat Christmas?
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655. Hand them out, Sam.
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656. All right. Mary Elizabeth.
For you.
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657. Alice.
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658. Thanks.
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659. Bob.
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660. And this one's for me.
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661. "Alice, I know you'll
get into NYU."
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662. Forty dollars to print Punk
Rocky in color next time.
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663. He knows me.
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664. He really knows me.
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665. All right, Charlie.
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666. Come on out.
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667. Get out here, buddy.
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668. Come on, Charlie. Charlie!
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669. Don't be shy.
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670. Come out, come out, wherever...
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671. Oh!
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672. Yeah!
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673. What a display of man
I have never seen!
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674. Where are we going?
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675. It's a surprise.
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676. Is this your room?
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677. Mm-hmm.
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678. So cool.
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679. Thanks.
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680. You got me a present?
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681. After all your help on my
Penn State application?
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682. Of course I did.
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683. Open it!
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684. I don't know what to say.
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685. You don't have to say anything.
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686. I'm really sorry we can't
be here for your birthday.
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687. No, that's okay. I'm just sorry you
have to go back and visit your dad.
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688. I'm in such a good mood I don't
think even he could ruin it.
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689. I feel like I'm
finally doing good.
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690. You are.
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691. Well, what about you?
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692. When I met you, you were
this scared freshman.
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693. Now look at you in that suit.
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694. You're like a sexy
English schoolboy.
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695. I saw Mary Elizabeth
checking you out.
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696. No.
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697. Innocent.
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698. Worst kinda guys.
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699. Never see you coming.
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700. And parents love you.
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701. That's, like...
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702. extra danger.
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703. Yeah, well, it hasn't
worked so far.
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704. You've never had a girlfriend?
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705. Not even like a second
grade Valentine?
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706. Nope.
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707. Have you ever kissed a girl?
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708. No.
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709. What about you?
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710. Have I ever kissed a girl?
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711. No, no. Your first kiss.
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712. I was 11.
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713. His name was Robert.
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714. He used to come over to
the house all the time.
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715. Was he your first boyfriend?
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716. He was my...
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717. He was my dad's boss.
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718. You know, Charlie, I used to sleep
with guys who treated me like shit.
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719. And get wasted all the time.
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720. But now I feel like...
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721. I have a chance. Like...
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722. I can even get into
a real college.
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723. It's true. You can do it.
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724. You really think so?
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725. My aunt had that same
thing done to her, too.
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726. And she turned her life around.
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727. She must have been great.
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728. She was my favorite
person in the world.
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729. Until now.
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730. Charlie...
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731. I know that you
know I like Craig.
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732. But I want to forget about
that for a minute, okay?
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733. Okay.
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734. I just wanna make sure that the
first person who kisses you...
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735. loves you.
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736. Okay?
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737. Okay.
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738. I love you, Charlie.
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739. I love you, too.
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740. I wanna
do Secret Santa forever!
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741. Have a good time at your mom's.
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742. Thanks. And, listen, Charlie.
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743. Because your birthday's
on Christmas Eve...
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744. I figure you don't get
that many presents?
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745. I thought you should
have my clock.
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746. From the heart.
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747. Thank you, Patrick.
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748. Bye.
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749. Have a good one, guys.
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750. I love you guys!
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751. Hey!
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752. Look who's here.
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753. - Come here, little sister.
- Hey, Chris.
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754. Hey, honey. Ah.
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755. Ma, you look so thin.
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756. You. Look at you.
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757. Charlie.
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758. Come on, I got dinner ready.
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759. - Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
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760. Let's eat.
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761. Make a wish, honey.
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762. Can you
see it, Charlie?
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763. The luminaria is a landing
strip for Santa Claus.
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764. Why don't you keep an eye out for
him, and I will be right back, okay?
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765. Going to get
your birthday present.
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766. Hey.
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767. God, I miss Mom's cooking.
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768. You have no idea how
good you have it.
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769. I'm actually starting
to hate pizza.
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770. Mmm.
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771. So how you liking school?
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772. Well, I'm no braniac
like you or Candace.
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773. I'm doing okay.
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774. Okay? You're playing
in a bowl game.
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775. How are you feeling, Charlie?
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776. Good.
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777. No, you know what I mean.
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778. Is it bad tonight?
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779. No.
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780. I'm not picturing
things anymore.
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781. Or if I do, I can
just shut it off.
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782. Well, you know, Mom did say
that you have good friends now.
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783. And maybe if it does
get bad again...
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784. you can just talk to them. Yeah?
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785. Yeah.
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786. Especially Sam. She's great.
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787. I'm gonna ask her
out at New Year's.
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788. I think the time is right now.
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789. - Body of Christ.
- Amen.
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790. How long does this take to work?
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791. Shovelin' snow, huh?
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792. I have to get
this driveway clean.
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793. And then...
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794. I'm going to congratulate
you on being happy.
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795. 'Cause you deserve it.
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796. You said
that an hour ago.
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797. Was that tonight?
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798. Oh, I just...
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799. saw this tree, but
it was a dragon.
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800. Then it was a tree again
and it just lied to me.
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801. Okay, Charlie, don't freak out.
Give me this.
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802. Calm down.
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803. Look up.
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804. Isn't it quiet?
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805. Sam, do you think
if people knew...
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806. how crazy you really were, no
one would ever talk to you?
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807. All the time.
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808. So you wanna wear these glasses?
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809. They'll protect you.
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810. 10, 9, 8, 7...
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811. 6, 5, 4...
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812. 3, 2, 1!
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813. It's gonna be our little secret.
Copy !req
814. Did your older friends
pressure you?
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815. No one pressured me, Officer.
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816. I would never do drugs. Never.
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817. Then how did you happen to be passed out
on the ground at 6:00 in the morning?
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818. Well, I, um-I-I
was really tired.
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819. And I was feeling feverish...
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820. so I went outside for a walk
just to get some cold air.
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821. I started seeing things,
so I passed out.
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822. You're seeing things
again, Charlie?
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823. Not really.
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824. Nice suit.
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825. It was a Christmas present.
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826. Did you have fun on your break?
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827. More fun than you're gonna
have today, Sinatra.
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828. Nice look, jag-off.
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829. I've called
him 30 times.
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830. What are we supposed to do?
We're going on in 10 minutes.
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831. - They said in health class...
- Hello?
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832. They say that about L.S.D.
just to scare you.
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833. - Are you sure? You know I've seen...
- Charlie, you're fine, man.
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834. Guys, we have an emergency.
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835. Craig has flaked
out on us again.
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836. So I need a Rocky.
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837. Brad?
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838. No. No way. No. I'm not.
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839. There's people out there. No.
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840. Charlie, take off your clothes.
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841. Maybe I can join the cast as
an alternate or something.
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842. Well, we're filled up now...
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843. but they're gonna need people
when we go to college.
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844. We could put in a
good word for you.
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845. That'd be great. Thanks.
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846. Yeah.
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847. Charlie.
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848. Have you heard of the
Sadie Hawkins dance?
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849. The one where the
girl asks the guy?
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850. Obviously, it is
completely stupid.
Copy !req
851. And sexist. I mean, it's like
"Hey, thanks for the crumb."
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852. And normally, I would just blow it off,
because school dances suck torture.
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853. But, you know, it's
my last year and...
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854. Would you maybe
wanna go with me?
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855. You wanna go with me?
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856. Yeah, I'm sick of macho guys.
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857. Plus you looked really
cute in your costume.
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858. So what do you say?
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859. You must be Mary Elizabeth.
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860. Yes.
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861. It's so nice to meet you.
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862. You, too, Mrs. Kelmeckis.
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863. Charlie tells me
you're a Buddhist.
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864. - Please, come in.
- Okay.
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865. A little closer together.
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866. - That looks nice.
- Hmm.
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867. Buddhist, I need you to
smile a little bit more.
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868. There you go. Nice.
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869. Hey.
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870. Hey.
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871. Are you having a good time?
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872. Not really. How about you?
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873. I mean, I don't know.
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874. It's my first date, I don't
have much to compare it to.
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875. You're doing fine.
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876. Sorry Craig couldn't come.
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877. Yeah. He said he didn't want to go
to some stupid high school dance.
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878. I can't say I blame him really.
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879. I don't know. If you
like it, he should come.
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880. Thanks, Charlie.
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881. Have a beautiful first date.
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882. You deserve it.
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883. I'll try not to make
you too jealous.
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884. Mmm!
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885. Now just let it breathe.
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886. Whoa.
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887. It sure is a nice house.
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888. Thanks.
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889. Mmm.
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890. Don't you just love old music?
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891. Yeah.
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892. Good. 'Cause I made
you a mix of it.
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893. I'd love to expose you
to great things like...
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894. Billie Holiday and
foreign films.
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895. This merlot is really fancy.
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896. Yeah. My dad collects wine,
but he doesn't drink.
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897. That's kinda weird, isn't it?
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898. I guess. Where are your parents?
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899. Their club's hosting a
cotillion or something racist.
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900. They'll be gone all night.
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901. Sure is a nice fire.
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902. Yeah.
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903. When I'm done being
a lobbyist...
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904. I wanna move to a house
like this in Cape Cod.
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905. Sounds nice, doesn't it?
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906. Yeah.
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907. Your heart is beating
really fast.
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908. Is it?
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909. Here. Feel.
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910. - Charlie?
- Uh-huh?
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911. Do you like me?
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912. Uh-huh.
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913. You know what I mean.
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914. I think so.
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915. Don't be nervous.
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916. Charlie.
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917. I didn't know how tonight
was gonna go, but-.
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918. It's really nice, isn't it?
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919. Yeah.
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920. I just can't believe it.
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921. You, of all people.
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922. I just can't believe
you're my boyfriend.
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923. Shit! My parents! Shit!
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924. - Here, zip this up.
- Okay. No, I got this.
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925. Just zip it up like
a normal zipper!
Copy !req
926. It's stuck. It's just...
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927. Thank you.
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928. See you Monday.
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929. Dear friend...
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930. sorry I haven't written
for a while...
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931. but things are a total disaster.
Copy !req
932. We're literally making
out and I'm in my bra...
Copy !req
933. Hello! And the front door
opens, it's my parents!
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934. I probably should
have been honest about...
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935. how I didn't want to go out with
Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's, but...
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936. I really didn't want
to hurt her feelings.
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937. You see, Mary Elizabeth is
a really nice person...
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938. underneath the part of
her that hates everyone.
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939. Hey!
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940. And since I heard that having a
girlfriend makes you happy...
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941. I tried hard to love
her like I love Sam.
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942. Can you believe it's almost
our 2-week anniversary?
Copy !req
943. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
944. So I took her on double dates.
Copy !req
945. First foreign film.
Copy !req
946. Do you want butter
on your popcorn?
Copy !req
947. Vegans don't eat butter.
Copy !req
948. And I tried not to mind
that she loves to hold hands...
Copy !req
949. even when her hands are sweaty.
Copy !req
950. And I had to admit something
really upsetting, but...
Copy !req
951. I'm tired of touching her boobs.
Copy !req
952. I thought maybe if she would just
let me pick the make-out music...
Copy !req
953. once in a while, we
might have a chance.
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954. And maybe if she didn't put down the
books that Mr. Anderson gives me.
Copy !req
955. Walden.
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956. I read this in 7th grade.
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957. I would have called
it On Boring Pond.
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958. Or if she would stop calling me the
minute I get home from school...
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959. when I have absolutely nothing to talk
about other than the bus ride home.
Copy !req
960. Somehow she finds
new things to say.
Copy !req
961. That dairy just sits with you.
Copy !req
962. You know, it walks with you.
Copy !req
963. She's on
the phone right now?
Copy !req
964. Charlie, you've gotta
break up with her.
Copy !req
965. I can do that?
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966. For Christ's sake, I
need to use the phone.
Copy !req
967. I got you this book.
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968. It's really how I
became a vegan.
Copy !req
969. I know I
should have been honest...
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970. but I was getting so mad, it
was starting to scare me.
Copy !req
971. I mean
the way they treat those...
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972. I just wish I could
have found another way to break up.
Copy !req
973. Um, Mary Elizabeth,
can I talk to you...
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974. Charlie, please don't interrupt.
You know I hate that.
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975. In hindsight, I
probably could not have picked...
Copy !req
976. a worse way to be honest
with Mary Elizabeth.
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977. Truth or dare?
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978. Who are you talking to?
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979. I dare you to kiss Alice.
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980. Oh.
Copy !req
981. Gird your loins, procreator.
Copy !req
982. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
983. Mary Elizabeth, Samantha told me that
you got into Harvard. Congratulations.
Copy !req
984. Thank you. This one still
hasn't gotten me flowers.
Copy !req
985. But I forgive you.
Copy !req
986. Hey, don't worry about
Penn State. You're just wait-listed.
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987. Yeah.
Copy !req
988. You guys are about to
miss some severely hot fag-on-goth action.
Copy !req
989. Wow.
Copy !req
990. Get a room.
Copy !req
991. Mmm!
You're a monster.
Copy !req
992. My turn. Let's see.
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993. Let's think. Charlie.
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994. Truth.
Copy !req
995. How's your first
relationship going?
Copy !req
996. It's so bad...
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997. that I keep fantasizing that
one of us is dying of cancer.
Copy !req
998. So that I don't have
to break up with her.
Copy !req
999. Charlie? Truth or dare?
Copy !req
1000. Hello?
Copy !req
1001. Dare.
Copy !req
1002. Okay, I dare you to kiss the
prettiest girl in the room...
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1003. on the lips.
Copy !req
1004. And notice I charitably said
"girl" and not "person"...
Copy !req
1005. because, let's face it, I'd
smoke all you bitches.
Copy !req
1006. Oh, that's fucked up.
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1007. Mary Elizabeth.
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1008. I'm so sorry.
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1009. It was a mistake, I'm sorry.
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1010. Sam? Sam?
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1011. I really didn't mean anything by it.
I'm sorry.
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1012. What the hell is wrong with you?
Copy !req
1013. I should
go back and apologize.
Copy !req
1014. Charlie, trust me, you don't
wanna go back in there.
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1015. I'm really sorry. I didn't
mean to do anything.
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1016. I know you didn't.
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1017. But, look,
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1018. I hate to be the one
to break this...
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1019. but there's history with
Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
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1020. Other guys and things that
have nothing to do with you.
Copy !req
1021. It's best if you just
stay away for a while.
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1022. Oh, okay.
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1023. How long do you think?
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1024. Charlie.
Copy !req
1025. Come on, get dressed. You're
gonna be late for Easter Mass.
Copy !req
1026. I'll be there in a minute.
Copy !req
1027. Our Father, who art
in heaven, hallowed be Thy name.
Copy !req
1028. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be
done on earth as it is in heaven.
Copy !req
1029. Give us this day
our daily bread...
Copy !req
1030. and forgive us our trespasses...
Copy !req
1031. as we forgive those who
trespass against us.
Copy !req
1032. And lead us not into
temptation, but deliver us...
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1033. Mary Elizabeth, I've been listening
to the Billie Holiday CD every night.
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1034. It's too late, Charlie.
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1035. I know. I just feel really
bad about what I did.
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1036. I just get so messed up inside.
Copy !req
1037. Like I'm not there or something.
Copy !req
1038. Tell
it to someone who cares.
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1039. Look, I know. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1040. Just we've all become
such good friends.
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1041. Good friends?
Copy !req
1042. Do you mean the people that I've
known since kindergarten...
Copy !req
1043. and you've known for six months?
Copy !req
1044. Those good friends?
Copy !req
1045. Yeah, I mean, I just don't wanna do
anything to ruin our relationship.
Copy !req
1046. It's ruined. Okay?
Copy !req
1047. So stop calling everyone.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
Copy !req
1048. Okay, I will. Good...
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1049. - Something's wrong with me.
- Don't worry about it.
Copy !req
1050. Hey, have you heard
from Patrick?
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1051. No, he told me to stay away.
Copy !req
1052. Oh. You don't know.
Copy !req
1053. Why? Why? What happened?
Copy !req
1054. Brad's father caught
them together.
Copy !req
1055. Some kids jumped
him outside the O.
Copy !req
1056. No, it was some
kids from North Hills.
Copy !req
1057. Did you see his face?
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1058. That's not what I heard.
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1059. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1060. Not now, Charlie. I'm sorry.
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1061. Hey, Nothing.
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1062. Oops. Sorry, Nothing.
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1063. You gonna do anything?
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1064. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1065. I'm talking about your
pet ape just tripped me.
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1066. Gonna say something?
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1067. - Why would I?
- You know why.
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1068. This is pathetic, man.
Your fixation on me.
Copy !req
1069. Do you want your friends to know
how you got those bruises? Really?
Copy !req
1070. I got jumped in a parking lot.
Copy !req
1071. Where? Schenley Park?
Copy !req
1072. Do you guys know
about Schenley Park?
Copy !req
1073. - Do your friends know...
- I don't know what kinda sick shit...
Copy !req
1074. you're trying to pull, but you
better walk away right now.
Copy !req
1075. Nothing.
Copy !req
1076. Fine.
Copy !req
1077. Say hi to your dad for me.
Copy !req
1078. Whatever, faggot.
Copy !req
1079. - What did you just call me?
- Just called you a faggot.
Copy !req
1080. Say that shit again!
Say that shit again!
Copy !req
1081. It's Patrick!
Copy !req
1082. Leave him alone!
Copy !req
1083. Sam!
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1084. Stop! Leave him! Stop!
Copy !req
1085. Stop!
Copy !req
1086. Touch my friends again
and I'll blind you.
Copy !req
1087. Charlie?
Copy !req
1088. Yeah?
Copy !req
1089. Thanks for stopping 'em.
Copy !req
1090. Sure, Brad.
Copy !req
1091. How you doing, Charlie?
Copy !req
1092. I don't know.
Copy !req
1093. I keep trying, but I can't
really remember what I did.
Copy !req
1094. Do you want me to tell you?
Copy !req
1095. Yeah.
Copy !req
1096. You saved my brother.
Copy !req
1097. That's what you did.
Copy !req
1098. So you're not scared of me?
Copy !req
1099. No.
Copy !req
1100. Can we be friends again?
Copy !req
1101. Of course.
Copy !req
1102. Come on.
Copy !req
1103. Let's go be psychos together.
Copy !req
1104. I'm dating Peter now.
Copy !req
1105. He's in college with Craig.
Copy !req
1106. He's opinionated. We have
intellectual debates.
Copy !req
1107. You were very sweet but our
relationship was too one-sided.
Copy !req
1108. I know this is hard for you.
Copy !req
1109. I'm just glad that you're happy.
Copy !req
1110. Okay.
Copy !req
1111. Hey, Craig, Sam will be down.
Soon.
Copy !req
1112. Oy vey. We're gonna
miss the movie.
Copy !req
1113. Yeah, I'll go put some pep in her step.
Don't worry.
Copy !req
1114. Hello?
Copy !req
1115. Hey. Do you wanna
get out of here?
Copy !req
1116. Sure, Patrick.
Copy !req
1117. I'll tell you
something, Charlie...
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1118. I feel good. You
know what I mean?
Copy !req
1119. Maybe tomorrow I'll take you to
this karaoke place downtown.
Copy !req
1120. And this club off the Strip.
They don't card.
Copy !req
1121. And the Schenley Park scene.
Copy !req
1122. You have to see the Fruit
Loop at least one time.
Copy !req
1123. Oh, my God. My life is officially
an after-school special.
Copy !req
1124. Son of a bitch!
Copy !req
1125. It really is.
Copy !req
1126. It so is.
Copy !req
1127. So, you ever hear
the one about Lily Miller?
Copy !req
1128. I don't know.
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1129. Really?
Copy !req
1130. I thought your brother would have told you.
It's a classic.
Copy !req
1131. Maybe.
Copy !req
1132. Okay, Lily comes here one
night with this guy Parker.
Copy !req
1133. And this was to be the night that
they were gonna lose their virginity.
Copy !req
1134. So she did it really proper.
She packed a picnic.
Copy !req
1135. Stole a bottle of wine.
Copy !req
1136. Everything was perfect and
they're just about to "do it."
Copy !req
1137. When they realize they
forgot the condoms.
Copy !req
1138. - So what do you think happened?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
1139. They did it with one
of the sandwich bags.
Copy !req
1140. Ew!
Copy !req
1141. Oh, that's disgusting!
Copy !req
1142. Yes, it is.
Copy !req
1143. Come on! Let's keep
the train rolling.
Copy !req
1144. Suburban legend, Charlie.
Copy !req
1145. Well,
Copy !req
1146. There's this girl named
Second Base Stace.
Copy !req
1147. And, well, she had
boobs in 4th grade.
Copy !req
1148. Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
Copy !req
1149. And she let some of
the guys feel them.
Copy !req
1150. - That's your suburban legend?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1151. - Did you at least cop a feel?
- No.
Copy !req
1152. No. Of course not.
You went home...
Copy !req
1153. listened to "Asleep,"
wrote a poem...
Copy !req
1154. Fine. Okay. Your turn.
Copy !req
1155. Hmm.
Copy !req
1156. Yeah. I've got one.
Copy !req
1157. Well...
Copy !req
1158. there's this one guy.
Copy !req
1159. Queer as a 3-dollar bill.
Copy !req
1160. The guy's father doesn't
know about his son.
Copy !req
1161. So he comes into the basement one night
when he's supposed to be out of town.
Copy !req
1162. Catches his son
with another boy.
Copy !req
1163. So he starts beating him.
Copy !req
1164. But not like the slap kind.
Like, the real kind.
Copy !req
1165. And the boyfriend says,
"Stop. You're killing him."
Copy !req
1166. But the son just
yells, "Get out."
Copy !req
1167. And eventually...
Copy !req
1168. the boyfriend just did.
Copy !req
1169. Why can't you save anybody?
Copy !req
1170. I don't know.
Copy !req
1171. Forget it.
Copy !req
1172. I'm free now, right?
Copy !req
1173. I could meet the love
of my life any second.
Copy !req
1174. Things will be different
now and that's good.
Copy !req
1175. I just need to meet a good guy.
Copy !req
1176. Yeah.
Copy !req
1177. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1178. It's all right.
Copy !req
1179. I've been spending
a lot of time with Patrick.
Copy !req
1180. He begins every night
really excited.
Copy !req
1181. He always says he feels free
and tonight is his destiny.
Copy !req
1182. But after a while he runs out
of things to keep himself numb.
Copy !req
1183. And Sam got her letter
from Penn State.
Copy !req
1184. "We will require you to
take our summer session..."
Copy !req
1185. "at the main campus immediately following
your high school graduation."
Copy !req
1186. She got in, Charlie.
Copy !req
1187. After that, all Patrick could talk about
was college and all their futures.
Copy !req
1188. Alice did get into
NYU film school.
Copy !req
1189. Patrick is going to the
University of Washington...
Copy !req
1190. because he wants to be
near the music in Seattle.
Copy !req
1191. But he wasn't going to leave without
organizing the best senior prank ever.
Copy !req
1192. Sam is going away right
after graduation.
Copy !req
1193. It all feels very exciting.
Copy !req
1194. I just wish it were
happening to me.
Copy !req
1195. Especially because, ever since I
blacked out in the cafeteria...
Copy !req
1196. it's been getting worse.
Copy !req
1197. And I can't turn
it off this time.
Copy !req
1198. All right, guys, you wanna pass your
copies of Gatsby up to the front, please.
Copy !req
1199. And I know it's the last day...
Copy !req
1200. but if we could keep it to a
dull roar, I'd appreciate it.
Copy !req
1201. Thank you.
Copy !req
1202. Guy. Guys. Thank you
for such a great year.
Copy !req
1203. I had a blast. I
hope you did, too.
Copy !req
1204. And I hope you have a great time
this summer on your vacations.
Copy !req
1205. Now who here is gonna read
for pleasure this summer?
Copy !req
1206. Charlie.
Copy !req
1207. Very good.
Copy !req
1208. Have a good summer.
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1209. Last day.
Copy !req
1210. Yeah.
Copy !req
1211. So I know it's none of my
business, but have you decided?
Copy !req
1212. Are you going to New York?
Copy !req
1213. Well,
Copy !req
1214. My wife and I like it here.
Copy !req
1215. And I think I might be better
at teaching than writing.
Copy !req
1216. You know, Charlie, I was
thinking that, uh...
Copy !req
1217. maybe I could still give
you books next year.
Copy !req
1218. Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1219. I think you could write
one of them one day.
Copy !req
1220. - Really?
- I do.
Copy !req
1221. You're the best teacher
I've ever had.
Copy !req
1222. Thank you.
Copy !req
1223. Ten, nine, eight...
Copy !req
1224. seven, six, five...
Copy !req
1225. four, three, two, one.
Copy !req
1226. Dear friend...
Copy !req
1227. I wanted to tell you
about us running.
Copy !req
1228. There was this beautiful sunset.
Copy !req
1229. And just a few hours
before, everyone I love...
Copy !req
1230. had their last day
of high school ever.
Copy !req
1231. I was happy because
they were happy...
Copy !req
1232. even though I counted
and I have...
Copy !req
1233. 1,095 days to go.
Copy !req
1234. I kept imagining what school
would be like without them...
Copy !req
1235. as they were all getting
ready for their prom.
Copy !req
1236. My sister finally decided
to break up with Derek...
Copy !req
1237. and go stag with her
girlfriends instead.
Copy !req
1238. And then there was Sam.
Copy !req
1239. I've looked at her picture
since that night.
Copy !req
1240. I like to see how happy
she was before she knew.
Copy !req
1241. They were in a hotel suite after
prom and the truth came out.
Copy !req
1242. Basically Craig has been
cheating on Sam the whole time.
Copy !req
1243. When I heard that...
Copy !req
1244. I kept thinking about the
happy girl in these pictures.
Copy !req
1245. 'Cause she doesn't have
1,095 days to go.
Copy !req
1246. She made it.
Copy !req
1247. This is her time.
Copy !req
1248. And no one should be
able to take that away.
Copy !req
1249. Congratulations.
Copy !req
1250. Oh, Charlie. Charlie's here.
Guys, group photo.
Copy !req
1251. We should all take
a group photo.
Copy !req
1252. Ooh! Get against the railing
and try to look suave.
Copy !req
1253. Yep, this is the one. That's
gonna be a great angle.
Copy !req
1254. At her going away party...
Copy !req
1255. I wanted her to know about that
night we went through the tunnel.
Copy !req
1256. And how for the first time...
Copy !req
1257. I felt like I
belonged somewhere.
Copy !req
1258. And tomorrow, she's leaving.
Copy !req
1259. So I wanted to give
her a part of me.
Copy !req
1260. Are these all your
books, Charlie?
Copy !req
1261. Thanks for staying up with me.
Copy !req
1262. Sure.
Copy !req
1263. My brother said Penn State has this
restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner.
Copy !req
1264. You have to get a grilled
sticky on your first night.
Copy !req
1265. It's a tradition.
Copy !req
1266. That sounds like fun.
Copy !req
1267. Yeah.
Copy !req
1268. Pretty soon, you'll have a whole
new group of friends, you know.
Copy !req
1269. You won't even think about
this place anymore.
Copy !req
1270. Yes, I will.
Copy !req
1271. Had lunch with Craig today.
Copy !req
1272. Yeah?
Copy !req
1273. He said he was sorry and that I
was right to break up with him.
Copy !req
1274. I'm driving away and
was feeling so small.
Copy !req
1275. Just asking myself, "Why do
I and everyone I love..."
Copy !req
1276. "pick people who treat
us like we're nothing?"
Copy !req
1277. We accept the love
we think we deserve.
Copy !req
1278. Then why didn't you
ever ask me out?
Copy !req
1279. I, um...
Copy !req
1280. I just didn't think
that you wanted that.
Copy !req
1281. Well, what did you want?
Copy !req
1282. I just want you to be happy.
Copy !req
1283. Don't you get it, Charlie?
Copy !req
1284. I can't feel that.
Copy !req
1285. It's really sweet and
everything, but,
Copy !req
1286. You can't just sit there and put
everybody's lives ahead of yours...
Copy !req
1287. and think that counts as love.
Copy !req
1288. I don't want to be
somebody's crush.
Copy !req
1289. I want people to
like the real me.
Copy !req
1290. I know who you are, Sam.
Copy !req
1291. I know I'm quiet.
Copy !req
1292. And I know I should speak more.
Copy !req
1293. But if you knew the things that
were in my head most of the time...
Copy !req
1294. you'd know what it really meant.
Copy !req
1295. How much we're alike...
Copy !req
1296. and how we've been
through the same things.
Copy !req
1297. And you're not small.
Copy !req
1298. You're beautiful.
Copy !req
1299. What's wrong, Charlie?
Copy !req
1300. Nothing.
Copy !req
1301. You know I'm gonna
call you all the time.
Copy !req
1302. - We're gonna see each other in New York.
- All the time.
Copy !req
1303. Come on, Sam.
Copy !req
1304. What's wrong, Charlie?
Copy !req
1305. Put your seat belt on.
Copy !req
1306. We'll meet you there.
Copy !req
1307. Don't wake your sister.
Copy !req
1308. It'll be our little
secret, okay?
Copy !req
1309. Look, Charlie,
she's fast asleep.
Copy !req
1310. Don't wake your sister.
Copy !req
1311. My fault.
Copy !req
1312. It's all my fault.
Copy !req
1313. It'll be our little secret.
Okay?
Copy !req
1314. Stop it.
Copy !req
1315. Stop.
Copy !req
1316. Stop crying.
Copy !req
1317. This'll
be our little secret.
Copy !req
1318. Candace. Your brother's
on the phone.
Copy !req
1319. Hello?
Copy !req
1320. - Hey, Candace.
- Charlie?
Copy !req
1321. Sam and Patrick left, and I can't
stop thinking about something.
Copy !req
1322. Shh. What?
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1323. Candace...
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1324. I killed Aunt Helen, didn't I?
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1325. She died getting my
birthday present...
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1326. so I guess I killed her, right?
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1327. I've tried to stop thinking
that, but I can't.
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1328. She keeps driving
away and dying.
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1329. Call the police and
send them to my house.
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1330. I can't stop her.
I'm crazy again.
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1331. No. Charlie, listen to me.
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1332. Mom and Dad are gonna be
home with Chris any second.
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1333. I'm just thinking...
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1334. what if I wanted her
to die, Candace?
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1335. What? Charlie?
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1336. Charlie!
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1337. Charlie?
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1338. I'm Dr. Burton.
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1339. Where am I?
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1340. Mayview Hospital.
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1341. You, uh-You have to let me go.
My dad can't afford it.
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1342. Oh, don't worry about that.
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1343. No. I saw them when
I was little...
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1344. and I don't want to
be a Mayview kid.
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1345. Just tell me how to stop it.
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1346. Stop what?
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1347. Seeing it.
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1348. All their lives all the time.
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1349. How do you stop seeing it?
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1350. Seeing what, Charlie?
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1351. There is so much pain.
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1352. And I don't know how
to not notice it.
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1353. What's hurting you?
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1354. No, not me.
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1355. It's them. It's everyone.
It never stops.
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1356. Do you understand?
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1357. What about your Aunt Helen?
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1358. What about her?
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1359. Do you see her?
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1360. Yes.
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1361. She had a terrible life.
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1362. God, what am I supposed to...
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1363. You said some things
about her in your sleep.
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1364. I don't care.
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1365. If you want to get better...
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1366. you have to.
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1367. She,
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1368. She was insane.
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1369. I'm just sayin'.
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1370. She...
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1371. Charlie?
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1372. You gonna let me help you here?
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1373. Okay.
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1374. Do you remember anything
before you blacked out?
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1375. I remember leaving Sam's house.
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1376. I was walking home. And...
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1377. I was in the
hospital for a while.
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1378. I won't go into detail
about all of it.
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1379. But I will say there
were some very bad days.
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1380. And some unexpected
beautiful days.
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1381. The worst day was the time my
doctor told my mom and dad...
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1382. what Aunt Helen did to me.
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1383. Honey?
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1384. I'm so sorry.
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1385. The best days were those
when I could have visitors.
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1386. My brother and sister
always came for those...
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1387. until Chris had to
go to training camp.
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1388. He's going to be first
string this year.
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1389. My sister told me she met a
nice guy at her summer job.
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1390. Here he is.
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1391. So I'll see you Thursday
at 6:00, right?
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1392. - Okay.
- You gonna hang in there?
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1393. My doctor said we can't
choose where we come from...
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1394. but we can choose where
we go from there.
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1395. I know it's not all
the answers...
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1396. but it was enough to start
putting these pieces together.
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1397. God bless this food we
are about to receive.
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1398. We thank you for this bounty...
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1399. in the name of our Lord
Jesus Christ, Amen.
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1400. - Amen.
- Amen.
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1401. How do you think the Penguins
are gonna do this year, Dad?
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1402. Goddamn Penguins.
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1403. Think they're allergic
to goddamn defense.
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1404. What do the players
call a puck again?
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1405. A biscuit.
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1406. Are you sure it's not
a "goddamn biscuit"?
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1407. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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1408. Honey, I think
we're gonna have to do...
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1409. a little shopping for you
before you take off, huh?
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1410. - Yeah, I need some books.
- Clothes, too.
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1411. Yeah.
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1412. Can Charlie come out and play?
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1413. The first night, we
had grilled stickies.
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1414. So good.
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1415. You have to visit in the fall.
We'll have some, okay?
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1416. Definitely.
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1417. Oh, sorry...
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1418. Charlie has a breakdown
scheduled for October.
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1419. Well, can I tell you something?
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1420. I've been away for two months.
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1421. It's another world.
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1422. And it gets better.
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1423. And my roommate Katie has
the best taste in music.
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1424. I found the tunnel song.
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1425. Let's drive.
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1426. I don't know if I will have
the time to write any more letters...
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1427. because I might be too busy
trying to participate.
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1428. So, if this does end up
being the last letter...
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1429. I want you to know that I was in a bad
place before I started high school.
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1430. And you helped me.
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1431. Even if you didn't know
what I was talking about...
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1432. or know someone who's
gone through it.
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1433. You made me not feel alone.
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1434. Because I know there are people who
say all these things don't happen.
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1435. There are people who forget what it's
like to be 16 when they turn 17.
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1436. I know these will all
be stories someday.
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1437. And our pictures will
become old photographs.
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1438. And we'll all become
somebody's mom or dad.
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1439. But right now these
moments are not stories.
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1440. This is happening.
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1441. I am here.
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1442. And I am looking at her.
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1443. And she is so beautiful.
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1444. I can see it.
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1445. This one moment when you
know you're not a sad story.
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1446. You are alive.
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1447. You stand up and see the
lights on the buildings...
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1448. and everything that
makes you wonder.
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1449. And you're listening to
that song on that drive...
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1450. with the people you love
most in this world.
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1451. And in this moment, I swear...
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1452. we are infinite.
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