1. Five thousand years ago...Copy !req
2. a fierce warrior known
as the Scorpion King...Copy !req
3. led a great army on a campaign...Copy !req
4. to conquer the known world.Copy !req
5. After a vicious campaign
which lasted seven long years...Copy !req
6. the Scorpion King and his army
were defeated...Copy !req
7. and driven deep into
the sacred desert of Ahm Shere.Copy !req
8. One by one, they slowly perished
under the scorching sun...Copy !req
9. until only the great warrior himself
was left alive.Copy !req
10. Near death...Copy !req
11. the Scorpion King made a pact
with the dark god Anubis...Copy !req
12. that if Anubis
would spare his life...Copy !req
13. and let him conquer his enemies...Copy !req
14. he would give him his soul.Copy !req
15. Anubis accepted his offer
and spared his life.Copy !req
16. Anubis gave the Scorpion King
command of his army...Copy !req
17. and like an evil flood,
they washed away...Copy !req
18. all that lay before them.Copy !req
19. When his task was done...Copy !req
20. Anubis forced the Scorpion King
to serve him for all time.Copy !req
21. His army was returned
to the sands from whence they came...Copy !req
22. where they wait, silently...Copy !req
23. to be awakened once again.Copy !req
24. Alex?Copy !req
25. What were you thinking,
a mummy had come back to life?Copy !req
26. I'll tell you a story some time.Copy !req
27. What are you doing down here?
I told you to wait for us in the temple.Copy !req
28. It's dangerous down here.Copy !req
29. - But I saw your tattoo.
- You saw what?Copy !req
30. On a wall by the entrance.
There's a cartouche just like it.Copy !req
31. With the pyramid and the eye...Copy !req
32. and the two kings and everything.Copy !req
33. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
34. Okay. Well, I'll be up to take
a look at that in a minute.Copy !req
35. In the meantime, I want you
to wait for us up there.Copy !req
36. Pick up your stuff,
and I'll see you up in the temple.Copy !req
37. Go on.Copy !req
38. And what should I do?Copy !req
39. I don't know. Surprise me.Copy !req
40. - Build a better mousetrap.
- Okay.Copy !req
41. While your mother goes
and desecrates another tomb.Copy !req
42. Go away.Copy !req
43. - Those are poisonous, you know.
- Only if they bite you.Copy !req
44. What was all that about?Copy !req
45. Nothing.
Alex wanted to show me something.Copy !req
46. I swear...Copy !req
47. the kid gets more and more
like you every day.Copy !req
48. You mean
more attractive, sweet...Copy !req
49. and devilishly charming?Copy !req
50. No, he's driving me crazy.Copy !req
51. Now, where were we?Copy !req
52. Hammer and chisel.Copy !req
53. All right, all right!
Let's do it your way.Copy !req
54. Thank you.Copy !req
55. Ever since I had that dream...Copy !req
56. this place is all
I can think about.Copy !req
57. Ever since you had that dream,
I haven't had a decent night of sleep.Copy !req
58. I feel like I've been here before.Copy !req
59. I know I've been here before.Copy !req
60. Evy, nobody's been here before,
not in at least 3,000 years.Copy !req
61. Except for these guys.Copy !req
62. Then how do I seem to know
exactly where I'm going?Copy !req
63. Let's go.Copy !req
64. Knock, knock. Anybody home?Copy !req
65. You two check out that stuff,
see if it's there.Copy !req
66. I'll sort out the O'Connells.Copy !req
67. If you move that fast enough,
you can almost write your name.Copy !req
68. I just had a vision.Copy !req
69. It was like my dream,
but it was real.Copy !req
70. It was like I was actually here
in ancient times.Copy !req
71. Well, if you actually were here...Copy !req
72. could you show me
how to open this thing?Copy !req
73. Hold this.Copy !req
74. - Now you're starting to scare me.
- I'm starting to scare myself.Copy !req
75. What is this?
Look at the state of this rubbish.Copy !req
76. The Egyptians never had a clue.
Look at that stuff.Copy !req
77. It's all chintz and stuff.
Look at that.Copy !req
78. Cheap pottery, this.
Ancient rubbish.Copy !req
79. Jacques,
something's hit me head!Copy !req
80. Shut up, Spivey.Copy !req
81. This place is cursed.Copy !req
82. We do not want to wake the gods.Copy !req
83. That's the emblem
of the Scorpion King.Copy !req
84. He's supposed to be pure myth.Copy !req
85. No trace of him has ever been
found before. No artifacts.Copy !req
86. No archival evidence.Copy !req
87. Maybe they didn't want
anybody to find him.Copy !req
88. - Let's open this.
- Evy, I don't know.Copy !req
89. - I don't have a good feeling about this.
- It's only a chest.Copy !req
90. No harm ever came
from opening a chest.Copy !req
91. Right, and no harm ever came
from reading a book.Copy !req
92. - Remember how that one went?
- Come on. We can't stop now.Copy !req
93. Just remember,
I was the voice of reason here.Copy !req
94. For once.Copy !req
95. Rubbish.Copy !req
96. Dreck. Chintz.Copy !req
97. God, that hurt!Copy !req
98. Hon? Let's do it your way.Copy !req
99. The bracelet of Anubis.Copy !req
100. I'll take care of this.Copy !req
101. Oh, my God.Copy !req
102. It's a bit late for that!Copy !req
103. - Put it in your rucksack.
- Let's leave it here.Copy !req
104. - It's a bit late for that!
- What's it say?Copy !req
105. "He who disturbs this bracelet...Copy !req
106. shall drink from the Nile. "Copy !req
107. That doesn't sound too bad.Copy !req
108. Jacques is gonna make
a nice fillet out of you, my son.Copy !req
109. Spivey! Jacques!
Let's get the hell out of here!Copy !req
110. Come on.Copy !req
111. This is bad, Evy.Copy !req
112. - We've had bad before.
- This is worse.Copy !req
113. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
114. I can explain everything.Copy !req
115. The Book of the Dead gives life.Copy !req
116. And the Book of the Living...Copy !req
117. takes life away.Copy !req
118. I thought that was my job.Copy !req
119. We're getting close.Copy !req
120. Did you acquire it?Copy !req
121. We're getting very close.Copy !req
122. We found him.Copy !req
123. We found him! We found him!Copy !req
124. Step aside there.
Out of the way.Copy !req
125. Imhotep.Copy !req
126. It's him. It's Imhotep.Copy !req
127. Now we must raise
those that serve him.Copy !req
128. Get out of my way.
Get out of the way.Copy !req
129. Get out of my way
or I'm gonna shoot you in the face.Copy !req
130. He means it.
He shot someone before.Copy !req
131. Give it to me.Copy !req
132. The opportunity passed us by.Copy !req
133. - We need that bracelet.
- We need it before it opens.Copy !req
134. Enough.Copy !req
135. My dear Hafez...Copy !req
136. I told you
I should have handled it.Copy !req
137. I did not want
your past history...Copy !req
138. to cloud the issue.Copy !req
139. Don't worry. We know where it is.
We'll take care of it.Copy !req
140. No, we'll take care of it.Copy !req
141. I have a different chore
for you now.Copy !req
142. Where is the bracelet?Copy !req
143. It's on its way
to merry old London.Copy !req
144. Then London is where we must go.Copy !req
145. I think the bracelet
is some sort of guide...Copy !req
146. to the lost oasis of Ahm Shere.Copy !req
147. Evy, I know what you're thinking...Copy !req
148. and the answer's no.Copy !req
149. We just got home.Copy !req
150. That's the beauty of it.
We're already packed.Copy !req
151. Why don't you just give me
one good reason?Copy !req
152. It's just an oasis...Copy !req
153. darling.Copy !req
154. A beautiful...Copy !req
155. exciting...Copy !req
156. romantic...Copy !req
157. oasis.Copy !req
158. The kind with the white, sandy beach
and the palm trees...Copy !req
159. and the cool, clear, blue water?Copy !req
160. We could have some of those big drinks
with the little umbrellas.Copy !req
161. - Sounds good.
- Sounds too good. What's the catch?Copy !req
162. Supposedly it's the resting place
of Anubis's army.Copy !req
163. You see? I knew there's a catch.
There's always a catch.Copy !req
164. How did I know that?
And let me guess.Copy !req
165. It was commanded
by that Scorpion King guy?Copy !req
166. Yes, but he only awakens
once every 5,000 years.Copy !req
167. And if someone doesn't kill him,
he's gonna wipe out the world.Copy !req
168. - How did you know?
- I didn't, but that's always the story.Copy !req
169. The last known expedition
to actually reach Ahm Shere...Copy !req
170. was sent by Ramses the Fourth
over 3,000 years ago.Copy !req
171. - He sent over a thousand men.
- None of them was ever seen again.Copy !req
172. - How did you know?
- I didn't, but that's always the story.Copy !req
173. - Did I mention the pyramid of gold?
- Twice.Copy !req
174. Alexander the Great
sent troops in search of it.Copy !req
175. - Hooray for him.
- So did Caesar.Copy !req
176. - Look what happened to his career.
- And Napoleon.Copy !req
177. Yeah, but we're smarter than him.Copy !req
178. - Taller too.
- Exactly.Copy !req
179. - That's why we're gonna find it.
- Because we're taller?Copy !req
180. - That's why I love you.
- Nice try.Copy !req
181. Mom!Copy !req
182. What do I do with this chest?Copy !req
183. Sucker weighs a goddang ton.Copy !req
184. Alex, watch your language.Copy !req
185. Rather weighty, this.Copy !req
186. Evy, that first weird dream of yours
was exactly six weeks ago, right?Copy !req
187. Yes, but what's that
got to do with anything?Copy !req
188. It just happens to coincide
with Egyptian New Year.Copy !req
189. That's right.
What a coincidence.Copy !req
190. Maybe.Copy !req
191. All I'm saying
is let's be cautious.Copy !req
192. If anything happened to you,
I would never forgive myself.Copy !req
193. You and Alex are the only thing
that matter to me.Copy !req
194. Well...Copy !req
195. the Bembridge scholars
have been begging me...Copy !req
196. to run the British Museum.Copy !req
197. Cripes, how do you get
this thing off?Copy !req
198. Have I kissed you today?Copy !req
199. I hate it when you do that.Copy !req
200. Why?Copy !req
201. - Makes me agree to anything.
- Anything?Copy !req
202. Those knickers are not mine.Copy !req
203. Jonathan.Copy !req
204. Alex, behave yourself
for five minutes, all right?Copy !req
205. You betcha.Copy !req
206. - Happy to be home?
- Couldn't be happier.Copy !req
207. It's the Year of the Scorpion.Copy !req
208. - Neat.
- Thought you might like that.Copy !req
209. So I killed the mummy and his minions
and stole his scepter.Copy !req
210. Oh, you're so brave.Copy !req
211. And rich.
Did I mention rich?Copy !req
212. What do you think I'm doing here?Copy !req
213. - Sorry, we must be in the wrong house.
- You said this was your house.Copy !req
214. - I didn't.
- Call me!Copy !req
215. - You're not Sheila's husband?
- No.Copy !req
216. If you work for Johnny,
I was gonna pay him back on Tuesday.Copy !req
217. I don't know any Johnny.Copy !req
218. We are looking for
the bracelet of Anubis.Copy !req
219. Oh, good for you. Good thing to have,
the old bracelet of Anubis.Copy !req
220. Where is it?Copy !req
221. Ah, you're looking here
for the bracelet. I see.Copy !req
222. I have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
223. Mr. O'Connell,
you try my patience.Copy !req
224. Mr. O'Connell? Hold on a minute.
You've got the wrong ma...Copy !req
225. That bracelet.
Now I remember.Copy !req
226. - I lost it in a card game.
- For your sake, I hope not.Copy !req
227. It can't be.Copy !req
228. - Where's your wife?
- My wife?Copy !req
229. You mean Evy.Copy !req
230. I think she went off to Baden-Baden
or Tibet or something.Copy !req
231. The girl's a free spirit.
Did I mention I was single now?Copy !req
232. Egyptian asps
are quite poisonous.Copy !req
233. It's downstairs.Copy !req
234. There's a safe.
The combination is 3-20-58.Copy !req
235. 393-something.Copy !req
236. It's in the safe downstairs.Copy !req
237. I told you!Copy !req
238. And your point is?Copy !req
239. - I told you so you wouldn't kill me.
- When did we make that arrangement?Copy !req
240. Jonathan, I thought I said
no more wild parties.Copy !req
241. Well, when you're popular...Copy !req
242. I'm serious. If you've lost
that key, you're grounded.Copy !req
243. I haven't lost it. I just can't find it.
There's a difference.Copy !req
244. Well, you better
start finding it then.Copy !req
245. I will, Mom.
There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
246. Good evening.Copy !req
247. Who are you?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
248. I'm looking for the chest,
of course.Copy !req
249. Give it to me now.Copy !req
250. Get out of my house.Copy !req
251. Whoa, Mom.Copy !req
252. - Maybe not the best idea.
- Alex, get back there.Copy !req
253. Definitely not the best idea.Copy !req
254. I think it's time
to yell for Dad now.Copy !req
255. - I will kill you and take it anyway.
- I think not.Copy !req
256. Ardeth.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
257. Perhaps explanations
are best kept for later.Copy !req
258. Ardeth Bay.Copy !req
259. Lock-Nah.Copy !req
260. Hey, folks,
knowing my brother-in-law...Copy !req
261. he probably deserves whatever
you're about to do to him...Copy !req
262. but this is my house.Copy !req
263. I have certain rules
about snakes and dismemberment.Copy !req
264. Shoot him!Copy !req
265. Whoa, Mom!Copy !req
266. - Where did you learn to do that?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
267. That I learned from your father.Copy !req
268. I'll take that.Copy !req
269. Not bad for a Medjai.Copy !req
270. Let go!Copy !req
271. - What's in the chest?
- The bracelet of Anubis!Copy !req
272. They must not get the bracelet.Copy !req
273. Get it and get out of here!Copy !req
274. Mom, look out!Copy !req
275. Evelyn!Copy !req
276. What'd you do this time?Copy !req
277. I haven't done anything
to anybody.Copy !req
278. - Lately.
- Come on!Copy !req
279. Rick!Copy !req
280. Look out, Rick!Copy !req
281. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
282. - Are you all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
283. What the hell are you doing here?
Scratch that. I don't care.Copy !req
284. Who are those guys
and where are they taking my wife?Copy !req
285. My friend, I'm not sure...Copy !req
286. but wherever this man is...Copy !req
287. your wife will surely be.Copy !req
288. Hey, I know him.
He's the curator.Copy !req
289. - He works at the British Museum.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
290. Better believe him. He spends more
time there than he does at home.Copy !req
291. Okay, you're here.
The bad guys are here.Copy !req
292. Evy's been kidnapped.
Let me guess.Copy !req
293. They once again removed
the creature from his grave.Copy !req
294. Not to point fingers, but isn't it your
job to make sure that doesn't happen?Copy !req
295. That woman with him knows things
no living person could possibly know.Copy !req
296. She knew exactly where
the creature was buried.Copy !req
297. We hoped she would lead us to
the bracelet. She obviously did.Copy !req
298. Now they have it.Copy !req
299. I wouldn't get
too nervous just yet.Copy !req
300. Is that gold?Copy !req
301. When I stuck it on,
I saw the pyramids at Giza.Copy !req
302. Then whoosh... straight across
the desert to Karnak.Copy !req
303. You have started a chain reaction that
could bring about the next apocalypse.Copy !req
304. You, lighten up.
You, big trouble.Copy !req
305. You, get in the car.Copy !req
306. I am sorry if I alarmed your son,
but you must understand.Copy !req
307. Now that the bracelet's on...Copy !req
308. we have
7 days before the Scorpion King awakens.Copy !req
309. We? What we?Copy !req
310. If he is not killed,
he will raise the Army of Anubis.Copy !req
311. - I take it that's not a good thing.
- Oh, he'll wipe out the world.Copy !req
312. The old "wipe out the world" ploy.Copy !req
313. Whomever can kill
the Scorpion King...Copy !req
314. can send his army back
to the Underworld...Copy !req
315. or use it to destroy mankind
and rule the Earth.Copy !req
316. They dug up Imhotep 'cause he's tough
enough to take out the Scorpion King.Copy !req
317. That is their plan.Copy !req
318. Alex, I got a big job for you.
Stay here and protect the car.Copy !req
319. - I could do that.
- Protect the car?Copy !req
320. Come on. Just because I'm a kid
doesn't mean I'm stupid.Copy !req
321. - I know.
- Dad!Copy !req
322. If you see anyone come running out
screaming, it's just me.Copy !req
323. Maybe you should stay here
and watch him.Copy !req
324. Now you're talking.Copy !req
325. - You want the shotgun?
- No, I prefer the Thompson.Copy !req
326. If I were to say to you, I'm a stranger
traveling from the east...Copy !req
327. seeking that which is lost...Copy !req
328. Then I would reply that I am
a stranger traveling from the west.Copy !req
329. - It is I whom you seek.
- Then it is true.Copy !req
330. - You have the sacred mark.
- What, that?Copy !req
331. That got slapped on me
in an orphanage in Cairo.Copy !req
332. That mark means
you're a protector of man...Copy !req
333. a warrior for God, a Medjai.Copy !req
334. Sorry.
You've got the wrong guy.Copy !req
335. Mr. Hafez.Copy !req
336. They found him.Copy !req
337. Imhotep.Copy !req
338. Do not be frightened.Copy !req
339. I am not afraid.Copy !req
340. You know...Copy !req
341. a couple of years ago, this would've
seemed really strange to me.Copy !req
342. Lord Imhotep will be much pleased.Copy !req
343. Where is it?Copy !req
344. Where is the bracelet?Copy !req
345. I think I know.Copy !req
346. At the very top of the gold pyramid,
there was a huge diamond.Copy !req
347. How huge?Copy !req
348. It was so big,
it would reflect the sun...Copy !req
349. and wink at distant travelers...Copy !req
350. beckoning them to their deaths.Copy !req
351. Get off! Get off!Copy !req
352. Oh, my God.Copy !req
353. You wait!
I'll put you in your grave again.Copy !req
354. Our thinking was, not if we
put you in your grave first.Copy !req
355. Burn her!Copy !req
356. You bast...Copy !req
357. - Open it! Open it!
- I'm trying!Copy !req
358. - Hurry up!
- Come on, come on!Copy !req
359. - You broke it!
- Be quiet!Copy !req
360. If there's gonna be any hysterics,
they'll come from me!Copy !req
361. Go, go, go!Copy !req
362. Oh, no. Not these guys again.Copy !req
363. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
364. You're asking me?
I'm only eight years old!Copy !req
365. Honey, what you doin'?
These guys don't use doors.Copy !req
366. Where the hell's Jonathan?Copy !req
367. - Alex!
- What's the matter with my car?Copy !req
368. I was forced to find an alternative
means of transportation.Copy !req
369. - A double-decker bus?
- It was his idea.Copy !req
370. - Was not!
- Was too!Copy !req
371. - Just go!
- It was too!Copy !req
372. No, not my car!Copy !req
373. Oh, I hate mummies.Copy !req
374. - Glad to see me now?
- Just like old times, huh?Copy !req
375. Turn, turn!Copy !req
376. No! Get out of the way!Copy !req
377. Look out!Copy !req
378. Great driving, Uncle Jon.Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. You all right?Copy !req
381. This was my first bus ride.Copy !req
382. - What would I do without you?
- Are all librarians this much trouble?Copy !req
383. Jeez, get a room.Copy !req
384. Let me go!Copy !req
385. Silence!Copy !req
386. Stop!Copy !req
387. Please do not fear
for your son, my friends.Copy !req
388. They cannot hurt him,
for he wears the bracelet of Anubis.Copy !req
389. Alex is wearing the bracelet?Copy !req
390. When he put it on, he said he saw the
pyramids at Giza, the temple at Karnak.Copy !req
391. At Karnak, the bracelet will show him
the next step of the journey.Copy !req
392. If we don't get to Karnak before them,
we won't know where to look for him.Copy !req
393. Seems to me...Copy !req
394. like we need a magic carpet.Copy !req
395. When Lord Imhotep last
encountered the O'Connells...Copy !req
396. they sent his immortal soul
to the Underworld.Copy !req
397. As powerful as he will become,
he is still vulnerable.Copy !req
398. Only with the Army of Anubis
will he be invincible.Copy !req
399. He will need your help.Copy !req
400. Keep this with you always.Copy !req
401. The Book of the Dead!Copy !req
402. What a bright little child.Copy !req
403. Your mother must be
missing you terribly.Copy !req
404. If you wish to see her again,
you'd better behave.Copy !req
405. Lady, I don't behave
for my parents.Copy !req
406. What makes you think
I'm going to do it for you?Copy !req
407. Silence!Copy !req
408. Because your parents wouldn't slip
poisonous snakes into your bed...Copy !req
409. while you were sleeping.Copy !req
410. Lord Imhotep wishes
to meet the boy.Copy !req
411. Now we shall see
how brave you are.Copy !req
412. Hey, watch the suit.Copy !req
413. Ow! Me fingers.Copy !req
414. Nice.Copy !req
415. Very nice.Copy !req
416. Did you acquire what we asked?Copy !req
417. We acquired it, all right.
You know what?Copy !req
418. We had to kill two of those guards
at the mausoleum to acquire it.Copy !req
419. This chest is cursed.Copy !req
420. It says there is one...Copy !req
421. the undead...Copy !req
422. who will kill all those
who open this chest.Copy !req
423. Yes, and the creature will suck them dry
then become whole again.Copy !req
424. We've all heard this story before.Copy !req
425. Yeah, but I heard the Yanks
who found it nine years ago all died.Copy !req
426. Horrible deaths, they were.Copy !req
427. - So with that in mind...
- We want ten.Copy !req
428. Quiet!Copy !req
429. The agreement was for five.Copy !req
430. Well, we want ten
or we'll take it elsewhere.Copy !req
431. - If you...
- Ten will be just fine.Copy !req
432. Follow me, gentlemen.Copy !req
433. Get in.Copy !req
434. it is you
who are the chosen one...Copy !req
435. you who will take me
to Ahm Shere.Copy !req
436. What if I don't?
What if I get a little lost?Copy !req
437. You have strength, little one.Copy !req
438. You are your father's son,
but I know something you don't.Copy !req
439. This bracelet is a gift...Copy !req
440. and a curse.Copy !req
441. The sands of time...Copy !req
442. have already begun
to pour against you.Copy !req
443. Yeah, I already heard this part.Copy !req
444. From the minute
I put the bracelet on...Copy !req
445. seven days do I have
before the Scorpion King wakes up.Copy !req
446. Did you also hear that if you
do not enter the pyramid...Copy !req
447. before the sun strikes it
on that very morning...Copy !req
448. that the bracelet
will suck the life out of you?Copy !req
449. That part I missed.Copy !req
450. Hey, wait a minute. That means
I've only got five days left.Copy !req
451. Then I believe it will be best
if we do not get lost, don't you?Copy !req
452. My dad is going to kick your ass.Copy !req
453. I do not think so.Copy !req
454. In here, gentlemen,
you shall receive your just rewards.Copy !req
455. No tricks now, woman.Copy !req
456. We're not givin' up this chest
till we're satisfied.Copy !req
457. Don't worry.
There is much satisfaction to be had.Copy !req
458. What's going on?Copy !req
459. This place is cursed.Copy !req
460. - What is it with you and curses?
- He ain't happy without a good curse.Copy !req
461. "This is cursed. That is cursed. "Copy !req
462. Give it a rest, will ya?Copy !req
463. Christ!Copy !req
464. He wants you to open the chest.
Open the chest!Copy !req
465. Where'd he go?Copy !req
466. - This is the magic carpet?
- It'll be fine. He's a professional.Copy !req
467. Izzy!Copy !req
468. He definitely remembers you.Copy !req
469. He's a little shy.
Jonathan, get our bags.Copy !req
470. - Oh, my hands are full.
- Now.Copy !req
471. - Right. I'll get the bags.
- I'll deal with the flight details.Copy !req
472. - Honey, you're not a subtle man.
- We don't have time for subtle.Copy !req
473. Izzy, come here.Copy !req
474. - Doesn't look happy to see you.
- Never turned me down yet.Copy !req
475. Whatever it is, whatever you need,
I don't care. Forget it, O'Connell.Copy !req
476. Every time I hook up with you,
I get shot.Copy !req
477. Last time I got shot in the ass.
I'm in mourning for my ass.Copy !req
478. - Remember that bank job in Marrakesh?
- Bank job?Copy !req
479. - It's not like it sounds.
- It's exactly how it sounds.Copy !req
480. I'm flying high,
hiding in the sun.Copy !req
481. The white boy here flags me down,
so I fly in low for the pick-up.Copy !req
482. The next thing you know,
I get shot.Copy !req
483. I'm lying in the middle of the road
with my spleen hanging out...Copy !req
484. and I see him waltzing up
with some belly dancer girl.Copy !req
485. Belly dancer girl?Copy !req
486. - Izzy, I think you and I should talk.
- As long as I don't get shot.Copy !req
487. Quit your whining.
You're gonna get paid this time.Copy !req
488. Have you looked around here any?
What do I need money for?Copy !req
489. What the hell am I
gonna spend it on?Copy !req
490. I'm gonna keep this short.
My little boy's out there.Copy !req
491. I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to get him back.Copy !req
492. If you give me that gold stick,
you can shave my head...Copy !req
493. wax my legs
and use me for a surfboard.Copy !req
494. Didn't we do that in Tripoli?Copy !req
495. Say, by the way,
when did you lose your eye?Copy !req
496. I didn't. I just thought
it made me look more dashing.Copy !req
497. Come on. Get to work.Copy !req
498. - You're not catching me at my best.
- Oh, I'm sure I am.Copy !req
499. I knew it.
I'm gonna get shot.Copy !req
500. These are the commanders
of the 12 tribes of the Medjai.Copy !req
501. Horus.Copy !req
502. Pet bird.Copy !req
503. My best and most clever friend.Copy !req
504. He will let the commanders know
of our progress so that they may follow.Copy !req
505. If the Army of Anubis arises...Copy !req
506. they will do all they can
to stop it.Copy !req
507. - Are you sure Izzy is reliable?
- Yeah, he's reliable-ish.Copy !req
508. - Isn't she beautiful?
- It's a balloon.Copy !req
509. It's a dirigible.Copy !req
510. - Where's your airplane?
- Airplanes are a thing of the past.Copy !req
511. - Izzy, you were right.
- I was?Copy !req
512. Yeah, you're gonna get shot.Copy !req
513. She's faster than she looks.Copy !req
514. And she's real quiet.Copy !req
515. Perfect for sneaking up on people,
which is a very good thing.Copy !req
516. Unless, of course,
we go with your approach...Copy !req
517. barging in face first, guns blazing,
gettin' your friends shot in the ass.Copy !req
518. Why can't you people ever
keep your feet on the ground?Copy !req
519. O'Connell does not want to believe,
but he flies like Horus to his destiny.Copy !req
520. Yes, very interesting.
Tell me more about this gold pyramid.Copy !req
521. It is written that since
the time of the Scorpion King...Copy !req
522. no man who has laid eyes upon it
has ever returned to tell the tale.Copy !req
523. Where is all this stuff written?
Hello!Copy !req
524. Got it.Copy !req
525. Pretty nice, eh?Copy !req
526. This is all I have left
in the world.Copy !req
527. The rest of my fortune was lost...Copy !req
528. to some rather unscrupulous
characters, actually.Copy !req
529. If the curator reacted the way you say,
it must be very important.Copy !req
530. If I were you,
I would keep it close.Copy !req
531. My friend, the gods
couldn't take this away from me.Copy !req
532. - That's mine.
- No, it's not!Copy !req
533. Keep your hands off it.Copy !req
534. I want him back, Rick.Copy !req
535. I want him in my arms.Copy !req
536. I know.Copy !req
537. We taught him well.Copy !req
538. He's smarter than you.Copy !req
539. He's tougher than me.Copy !req
540. - I love him so much, I just can't...
- I know. We both do.Copy !req
541. Alex knows that.Copy !req
542. I'll get him back, Evy.
I promise.Copy !req
543. I know you will.Copy !req
544. - Are we there yet?
- No.Copy !req
545. That was amazing.
Perfect aim.Copy !req
546. What are you talking about?Copy !req
547. I missed.Copy !req
548. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
549. Make it quick.Copy !req
550. Hurry up.Copy !req
551. - Hey, reading material!
- Now!Copy !req
552. I can't go when someone's watching.Copy !req
553. I don't trust you.
You'll look.Copy !req
554. Darn!Copy !req
555. Oh, my God!Copy !req
556. Doesn't anyone around here know
how to flush a toilet?Copy !req
557. Karnak.Copy !req
558. If a man does not embrace his past,
he has no future.Copy !req
559. Look...Copy !req
560. even if I was some sort
of sacred Medjai...Copy !req
561. what good does that do me now?Copy !req
562. It is the missing piece
of your heart.Copy !req
563. If you embrace it and accept it,
you can do anything.Copy !req
564. Sounds great.Copy !req
565. Listen, what can we expect
from our old friend Imhotep?Copy !req
566. His powers are returning quickly.Copy !req
567. When he reaches Ahm Shere, even the
Scorpion King won't be able to stop him.Copy !req
568. Evy, I know you haven't been yourself
lately with these dreams and visions...Copy !req
569. No, they're memories
from my previous life.Copy !req
570. Honestly, I'm not losing my mind.
It all makes perfect sense now.Copy !req
571. - That's why we found the bracelet?
- Exactly.Copy !req
572. - I was its protector.
- Now do you believe, my friend?Copy !req
573. Clearly, you were destined
to protect this woman.Copy !req
574. Right. She's a reincarnated princess,
and I'm a warrior for God.Copy !req
575. Your son leads the way to Ahm Shere.
Three sides of the pyramid.Copy !req
576. This was all preordained
thousands of years ago.Copy !req
577. And how does the story end?Copy !req
578. Only the journey's written,
not the destination.Copy !req
579. Convenient.Copy !req
580. How else do you explain
Evy's visions?Copy !req
581. That it is your son
who wears the bracelet?Copy !req
582. - How do you explain your mark?
- Coincidence.Copy !req
583. My friend, there is a fine line
between coincidence and fate.Copy !req
584. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
585. Hold on there, partner.Copy !req
586. When the time comes...Copy !req
587. I shall truly enjoy killing you.Copy !req
588. But until that time...Copy !req
589. you'd better be
a little nicer to me.Copy !req
590. Now, where's my water?Copy !req
591. No ice?Copy !req
592. Make sure he doesn't move!Copy !req
593. They've gone.
We've lost them.Copy !req
594. Alex left us his tie...Copy !req
595. and he made us
a little sand castle.Copy !req
596. It's the Temple Island of Philae.Copy !req
597. - They've gone to Philae.
- Attaboy, Alex. Come on!Copy !req
598. The great temple of Abu Simbel.Copy !req
599. That's the Blue Nile down there.
We must be out of Egypt by now.Copy !req
600. In ancient times, all this
still belonged to the upper kingdom.Copy !req
601. The oasis must be
around here somewhere.Copy !req
602. Don't worry. We'll find him.
He's a smart kid.Copy !req
603. He'll leave us a sign.Copy !req
604. Surprised to see me?Copy !req
605. Leaving bread crumbs, huh?Copy !req
606. We're in trouble!Copy !req
607. Horus, fly!Copy !req
608. Izzy, come hard right!
Starboard! Starboard!Copy !req
609. Was there a little something
you forgot to mention?Copy !req
610. People?Copy !req
611. Ahm Shere.Copy !req
612. Right.Copy !req
613. He's back!Copy !req
614. Hang on!Copy !req
615. Well, that's not good.Copy !req
616. Hang on!Copy !req
617. Mom?Copy !req
618. Dad?Copy !req
619. We're gonna go get my son.Copy !req
620. Then we're gonna want to get out of here
fast, so make this work, Izzy.Copy !req
621. You don't understand. This thing was
filled with gas. Not hot air, gas.Copy !req
622. I need gas to get this thing in the air.
Where am I gonna get gas around here?Copy !req
623. Bananas? Mangoes?
Tarzan's ass?Copy !req
624. Maybe I could finagle it
to take hot air.Copy !req
625. But do you know how many cubic meters
I'd need? It's too big!Copy !req
626. If anybody can fill this thing up
with hot air, Izzy, it's you.Copy !req
627. Come to Daddy.Copy !req
628. So, Rick, what's the plan?Copy !req
629. Let's find some higher ground.Copy !req
630. - I must go.
- Where?Copy !req
631. To tell the commanders where we are.Copy !req
632. - If the Army of Anubis arises...
- I need you to help me find my son.Copy !req
633. Then first I shall help you.
Thank you.Copy !req
634. Look. Roman legionnaires.Copy !req
635. And here, turn-of-the-century French.
Napoleon's troops.Copy !req
636. What in the name of Anubis did this?Copy !req
637. - You hear that?
- What?Copy !req
638. Nothing.Copy !req
639. Absolutely nothing.Copy !req
640. My word!Copy !req
641. I say, chaps, look at this.Copy !req
642. Shrunken heads.
I'd love to know how they do that.Copy !req
643. Just curious.Copy !req
644. You any good with that?Copy !req
645. Three times Fox and Hound's
grand champion. You any good with that?Copy !req
646. You'll know soon enough...Copy !req
647. because the only way to kill an Anubis
warrior is by taking off its head.Copy !req
648. I'll remember that.Copy !req
649. Try to remember to...Copy !req
650. just keep it tight
in the shoulder and...Copy !req
651. lead the target a little bit,
and then...Copy !req
652. squeeze the trigger...
don't pull it.Copy !req
653. I won't miss.Copy !req
654. Pyramid.Copy !req
655. Cripes, I'm in trouble now.Copy !req
656. Now may I kill him?Copy !req
657. - Retrieve that bracelet.
- With pleasure.Copy !req
658. Something is coming.Copy !req
659. That's my husband
and my son down there.Copy !req
660. Make me proud.Copy !req
661. Today's that day, Evy.Copy !req
662. Where's the boy?Copy !req
663. The Black Book!Copy !req
664. Let's go!Copy !req
665. There you are!Copy !req
666. The time has come,
my little friend.Copy !req
667. Let go!Copy !req
668. - Dad!
- Alex!Copy !req
669. Time to remove that bracelet,
my good son.Copy !req
670. Behind you!Copy !req
671. - Let's go.
- Thank God for that.Copy !req
672. The two of you must
sacrifice yourselves for me.Copy !req
673. You shall be rewarded in heaven!Copy !req
674. Nice shootin', Tex.Copy !req
675. - What were those creepy pygmy things?
- Just the local natives.Copy !req
676. - Are you sure?
- I'm sure. It was nothing.Copy !req
677. Come on, Mom. Come on, Dad.
We have to get to the pyramid.Copy !req
678. I have to get the bracelet off now!Copy !req
679. Leave it on.
Looks good on you.Copy !req
680. No, you guys, you don't understand.Copy !req
681. It'll kill me if I don't get inside
the pyramid before the sun hits it...Copy !req
682. today!Copy !req
683. Oh, my God.Copy !req
684. Time to go!Copy !req
685. I thought you said
it was nothing!Copy !req
686. Where's Jonathan?Copy !req
687. Look! There's a burial ground!
We're safe! We're safe!Copy !req
688. They'll never cross
those sacred stones!Copy !req
689. - You are sure?
- Yes, of course I'm sure.Copy !req
690. Sorry. My mistake.Copy !req
691. - Wait for me!
- Hurry up, Jonathan!Copy !req
692. Wait for me!Copy !req
693. - What's that for?
- Just something in case of an emergency.Copy !req
694. Let's go, Alex.Copy !req
695. Run! Come on, Alex, faster!Copy !req
696. Dad! The bracelet!Copy !req
697. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
698. You know...Copy !req
699. it's not easy being a dad.Copy !req
700. Yeah, but you do it really good.Copy !req
701. Thanks.Copy !req
702. They made it.
Thank God.Copy !req
703. Yes. Great.Copy !req
704. Fabulous.Copy !req
705. - She's going to be all right, isn't she?
- She'll be fine.Copy !req
706. Take him.Copy !req
707. Mommy's fine.Copy !req
708. It's okay.Copy !req
709. Your mother's
going to be fine. Okay?Copy !req
710. You're real strong.
You're gonna make it.Copy !req
711. You're fine.Copy !req
712. What do I do?Copy !req
713. Take care of Alex.Copy !req
714. Sweetheart, no.Copy !req
715. I love you.Copy !req
716. Come back, Evy.Copy !req
717. Come back.Copy !req
718. Stay here.Copy !req
719. Try to think of it
like this, Alex.Copy !req
720. She's gone to a better place.Copy !req
721. - Like it says in the good book.
- The book!Copy !req
722. - What?
- That's it.Copy !req
723. - That's it!
- That's what?Copy !req
724. Come on, Uncle Jon!
That's it! The book!Copy !req
725. You're too late, O'Connell.Copy !req
726. I have released
the Army of Anubis.Copy !req
727. Lord Imhotep shall soon
kill the Scorpion King...Copy !req
728. and take command.Copy !req
729. Not after I get through with him.Copy !req
730. You realize, of course,
that this can only be done...Copy !req
731. by someone who can actually read
ancient Egyptian.Copy !req
732. I don't know about you,
but I'm a tad rusty.Copy !req
733. - Now where?
- We go right.Copy !req
734. How do you know?Copy !req
735. Basically,
"This way to the Scorpion King. "Copy !req
736. Mum taught me.Copy !req
737. This just might work.Copy !req
738. It's time someone taught you
a lesson, wench. Come on.Copy !req
739. This is for my sister.Copy !req
740. Is that all you've got?Copy !req
741. Hurry up, Alex!Copy !req
742. Uncle Jon, I don't know
what this last symbol is!Copy !req
743. What's it look like?Copy !req
744. It's a bird. A stork!Copy !req
745. I know that one!
I know that one!Copy !req
746. Then what is it?Copy !req
747. That's it!Copy !req
748. Why don't you pick on somebody
your own size?Copy !req
749. Oh, my God.Copy !req
750. - Evy!
- Take Alex. Go and help Rick.Copy !req
751. - But, Mom...
- No "buts. "Copy !req
752. Come on.Copy !req
753. I'll be just fine.Copy !req
754. - We did it, Uncle Jon!
- Right, partner.Copy !req
755. Now let's go help your dad.Copy !req
756. That's a little something new.Copy !req
757. My lord!Copy !req
758. Save me! Save me!Copy !req
759. Okay, now I'm a believer.Copy !req
760. It's a spear!Copy !req
761. The golden stick thing!
It's a spear!Copy !req
762. Really?
Doesn't look like a spear!Copy !req
763. That's because
it opens up into one!Copy !req
764. Yes? And?Copy !req
765. It opens up into a spear!Copy !req
766. - Twist it!
- Push!Copy !req
767. You have to pull!Copy !req
768. Jonathan, quick!Copy !req
769. Throw it!
Kill the Scorpion King!Copy !req
770. Send his army
back to the Underworld!Copy !req
771. Step aside, Alex.
I'm a professional.Copy !req
772. Go to hell,
and take your friends with you!Copy !req
773. Get out of here!
Just get out of here!Copy !req
774. Hang on, Rick!Copy !req
775. Let's go up!Copy !req
776. This whole damn place is gonna
get sucked up! Let's move up! Go!Copy !req
777. Go, Alex!Copy !req
778. Rick, we're trapped!Copy !req
779. Get your butts moving! Hurry up!
I haven't got all day!Copy !req
780. You're next! Go!Copy !req
781. Jonathan! Hold on!Copy !req
782. - Pull him up!
- Pull me up!Copy !req
783. Wait! Wait!
Let me down! Let me down!Copy !req
784. - It's not worth your life, you idiot!
- Yes, it is! Yes, it is!Copy !req
785. Right.Copy !req
786. Pull me up! Pull me up!Copy !req
787. - O'Connell, you almost got me killed!
- At least you didn't get shot.Copy !req
788. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
789. O'Connell, who the hell have you
been messing with this time, huh?Copy !req
790. You know, the usual.Copy !req
791. Mummies, pygmies...Copy !req
792. big bugs.Copy !req
793. I thought
I almost lost you there.Copy !req
794. For a moment there, you did.Copy !req
795. Would you like to know
what heaven looks like?Copy !req
796. Later.Copy !req
797. - Oh, please!
- Oh, please!Copy !req
798. - That's half mine, you know.
- What?Copy !req
799. - That's half mine.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
800. You took my gold stick!Copy !req
801. I swear on the head of my wife, I have
no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
802. You ain't got a wife!Copy !req
803. I don't have
your gold stick either!Copy !req