1. We all wanna be the perfect family.Copy !req
2. But who's perfect, right?Copy !req
3. Every family has its challenges,Copy !req
4. from picture day to picky eaters.Copy !req
5. For my family, our greatest challenge…Copy !req
6. …probably the machine apocalypse.Copy !req
7. The last humans must be here somewhere.Copy !req
8. Wait.Copy !req
9. They're coming.Copy !req
10. Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon?Copy !req
11. Or is it...Copy !req
12. Who are these unstoppable warriors?Copy !req
13. - Hot! Hot!
- I told you to get a lid!Copy !req
14. - The dog is biting my hair!
- Look out!Copy !req
15. There we are,Copy !req
16. warriors.Copy !req
17. Most action heroes
have a lot of strengths.Copy !req
18. - Dad, look out!
- Katie, use a weapon!Copy !req
19. My family only has weaknesses.Copy !req
20. My dad kind of reminds meCopy !req
21. of that YouTube video
of the screaming gibbon monkey.Copy !req
22. Look out, robots,
because we're brave…Copy !req
23. …we are hungry for action,Copy !req
24. and we're strapped in for success.Copy !req
25. And we have no…Copy !req
26. …idea what we're doing.Copy !req
27. I've always felt a little
different than everyone else.Copy !req
28. So I did what any outsider would do,Copy !req
29. made weird art.Copy !req
30. Behold! Cinema.Copy !req
31. Hello, Katie.Copy !req
32. I'm alive now.Copy !req
33. Even though I'm a hamburger,Copy !req
34. I wanna go to the big city
and be a Broadway star.Copy !req
35. Gosh! Why? My innards!Copy !req
36. I never fit in,Copy !req
37. for lots of reasons.Copy !req
38. But movies were always there for me.Copy !req
39. All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old,Copy !req
40. you're a hardened criminal,
and you got nothing to lose.Copy !req
41. Go.Copy !req
42. No. It's Dog Cop.Copy !req
43. I'm here
to bust criminals and lick my own butt.Copy !req
44. And I'm all out of criminals.Copy !req
45. My parents haven't figured me out yet.Copy !req
46. To be fair, it took me a while
to figure myself out.Copy !req
47. My little brother Aaron gets me.Copy !req
48. But he's got his own weird interests.Copy !req
49. Hi. Would you like to talk
to me about dinosaurs?Copy !req
50. No. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
51. Hi. Would you like to talk
to me about dinosaurs?Copy !req
52. My mom says she believes in me.Copy !req
53. You can do this, hon.Copy !req
54. But she says that to everyone.Copy !req
55. You can look straight.Copy !req
56. Follow this pen. Follow this pen.Copy !req
57. You get an "A" for effort, Buster Brown.Copy !req
58. My dad is an unusual man.Copy !req
59. But he loves nature and can fix anything.Copy !req
60. To survive in the outdoors,
you'll need to know how to trap wild game.Copy !req
61. Now, this is very sensitive.Copy !req
62. Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up...Copy !req
63. Hey, who's this curious guy?Copy !req
64. He never shared my interests.Copy !req
65. Hey, you wanna see these special effects
I made for Dog Cop 5?Copy !req
66. Sorry, Katie. I'm a little ocupado.Copy !req
67. Wanna check out this mallard?Copy !req
68. It's dead.Copy !req
69. It's okay.Copy !req
70. It didn't really bother me though.Copy !req
71. Besides, I had bigger plans.Copy !req
72. I poured everything I had
into getting into film school in LA.Copy !req
73. So, after watching the epic Dog Cop sagaCopy !req
74. and 84 of my finest short films,Copy !req
75. I'm sure the California College of FilmCopy !req
76. would love to accept Katie Mitchell…Copy !req
77. …to film school!Copy !req
78. Yes!Copy !req
79. And the other accepted students
totally get me.Copy !req
80. You guys like Robo Slayers 4?Copy !req
81. No one around here
have even heard of that.Copy !req
82. Why not? It's amazing.Copy !req
83. By the way,
I saw some of your videos online.Copy !req
84. They're hilarious.Copy !req
85. - So good.
- Mind-blowing.Copy !req
86. After all these years,
I'm finally gonna meet my people.Copy !req
87. Kids, dinner!Copy !req
88. Coming.Copy !req
89. Stop.Copy !req
90. Well, someone's in a good mood.Copy !req
91. Hey, to celebrate your last night,Copy !req
92. Katie face cupcakes!Copy !req
93. Wow.Copy !req
94. Any time I miss you,
I'm gonna bake you and eat you.Copy !req
95. Here. Catch a cupcake, Monch.Copy !req
96. Catch a cupcake.Copy !req
97. You'll get it, buddy.Copy !req
98. Man. I'm gonna miss
that little dude when I leave.Copy !req
99. Speaking of which, Pal,
check me in to my flight tomorrow.Copy !req
100. Check-in at 9:00 a.m.Copy !req
101. Katie, you know how velociraptors
usually hunt in pairs?Copy !req
102. Well, what happens
when one leaves the packCopy !req
103. and… and, um…Copy !req
104. Aw, dude, don't worry.Copy !req
105. You'll make new friends.Copy !req
106. And maybe you can meet another smart,Copy !req
107. charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.Copy !req
108. Or lady nerd.Copy !req
109. What? No. Who… who would want that?Copy !req
110. That's crazy.Copy !req
111. I can't breathe.Copy !req
112. Do you really think
I'll be okay without you?Copy !req
113. I know you will.Copy !req
114. Raptor bash.Copy !req
115. And, hey, I made something for you guys.Copy !req
116. Hon. That looks so cute.Copy !req
117. Skip. Skip.Copy !req
118. Come on.
You got schmutz all over the screen.Copy !req
119. - Howdy.
- I know, but you're just smearing it.Copy !req
120. I'm Mark Bowman,
founder and CEO of Pal Labs.Copy !req
121. New Pal announcement.Copy !req
122. You better update
the editing software, man.Copy !req
123. We here at Pal like to do the impossible,Copy !req
124. from the Pal personal assistant
to smart appliancesCopy !req
125. to even teaching dogs how to talk.Copy !req
126. Hello.Copy !req
127. I am dog.Copy !req
128. But we here at Pal are about to drop
our biggest invention yet.Copy !req
129. Your cell phone is about
to take its first steps.Copy !req
130. - Whoa.
- Is this real or…Copy !req
131. Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
132. Hey, gang.Copy !req
133. - Hey, hon.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
134. After a long day at work,
nice to see your faces.Copy !req
135. Bathed in ghoulish blue light.Copy !req
136. Wonderful. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
137. Brilliant idea.Copy !req
138. This is our last night together
before Katie leaves, so let's savor this.Copy !req
139. How about we put our phones down,
and we can make ten secondsCopy !req
140. of unobstructed family eye contact?Copy !req
141. - Starting right...
- This seems...Copy !req
142. Put your phone down. Now.Copy !req
143. See, this is good right here.
This is natural.Copy !req
144. No, you're allowed to blink.
It's just eye contact.Copy !req
145. Look at Monch.Copy !req
146. That's the spirit right there?Copy !req
147. Katie, it seems like
you're not taking this seriously.Copy !req
148. What makes you say that?Copy !req
149. Guys… Everyone, focus.Copy !req
150. Now that we're all really comfortable,
I can't wait for you to see my new movie.Copy !req
151. I think it might be a masterpiece.Copy !req
152. What? What's the face?Copy !req
153. Well, I just wonder,Copy !req
154. do you really think you can
make a living with this stuff?Copy !req
155. Dad, can you finish watching it, at least?Copy !req
156. I will, but I just worry
that you're gonna beCopy !req
157. all the way in California and, you know,
we're not gonna be able to help you,Copy !req
158. you know, if things don't…Copy !req
159. …pan out.Copy !req
160. Lin, why are you kicking me?
I don't understand.Copy !req
161. Are you…Copy !req
162. Do you just think I'm gonna fail?Copy !req
163. I never...Copy !req
164. … Lin, help.Copy !req
165. Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready.Copy !req
166. Who wants delicious cookies
instead of talking about this?Copy !req
167. It's just... Failure hurts, kid.Copy !req
168. I want you to have a backup plan.Copy !req
169. Why do you always have to do this?Copy !req
170. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
171. - I… I'm just gonna...
- No, look, I'll watch it.Copy !req
172. Dad, it's too late.Copy !req
173. - I wanna watch it. You're not letting me...
- Let me just...Copy !req
174. - Why are you making a big deal of this?
- Dad, let go!Copy !req
175. … I mean, if you think about it,Copy !req
176. the people who made the computers
are the ones to blame.Copy !req
177. - Psst.
- That's how they make money, you know?Copy !req
178. You gotta keep buying more, and they...Copy !req
179. Katie, come on.Copy !req
180. Dad, this is exactly why
I'm excited to leave tomorrow.Copy !req
181. Why is he like this?Copy !req
182. Why is she like this?Copy !req
183. Did you talk to her yet?Copy !req
184. No, not yet.Copy !req
185. I don't know what happened, Lin.Copy !req
186. I know teenagers are supposed to rebel
against their parents or something, but…Copy !req
187. I don't know.
I just thought that we'd be different.Copy !req
188. Rick.Copy !req
189. Don't you think you might have
some control over that?Copy !req
190. You just broke her laptop.Copy !req
191. I mean, look, we haven't had
a good family picture in yearsCopy !req
192. because you two are always arguing.Copy !req
193. Well, what about that one?Copy !req
194. That came with the frame!Copy !req
195. Whenever we have a problem at home,Copy !req
196. you always throw
your whole self into fixing it,Copy !req
197. and I love that about you.Copy !req
198. But now this is broken, okay?Copy !req
199. Because, if that girl leaves
and never comes home again,Copy !req
200. that's a problemCopy !req
201. I don't think we can fix.Copy !req
202. I know you can do this.Copy !req
203. Yay!Copy !req
204. Yay!Copy !req
205. And now, the Mitchell family talent show!Copy !req
206. Bye, Katie.Copy !req
207. Aren't you excited for camp?Copy !req
208. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
209. You'll be back before you know it.Copy !req
210. Don't make me go.Copy !req
211. Well, look, let me just…Copy !req
212. Hey, take this.Copy !req
213. But this is, like…Copy !req
214. …your favorite thing.Copy !req
215. Well, it's yours now.Copy !req
216. See, this little guy
is scared to be alone,Copy !req
217. so you're gonna have
to cheer him up for me, okay?Copy !req
218. You know how to say
"I love you" in moose language?Copy !req
219. Let me just…Copy !req
220. Don't you laugh.Copy !req
221. Come on. You're supposed to be sad.Copy !req
222. Come on...Copy !req
223. All right, let's fix it.Copy !req
224. Yes!Copy !req
225. Bring it in, buddy.Copy !req
226. Wait, why do you,
why do you need all thatCopy !req
227. to take me to the airport?Copy !req
228. I messed things up last night,
but I'm gonna make it up to you.Copy !req
229. I canceled your plane ticket to college.Copy !req
230. You what?Copy !req
231. Don't freak out. I know you're excited.Copy !req
232. We are gonna drive you to school
on a cross-country road trip as a family.Copy !req
233. Why not pull up to school
in old Iron Eagle here?Copy !req
234. It's got character,Copy !req
235. class, and some green ooze
we can learn about together.Copy !req
236. And it comes with one couponCopy !req
237. for a father-daughter stick shift lesson.Copy !req
238. Right?Copy !req
239. - Yeah!
- Mom?Copy !req
240. Well, your father kind of went rogue
on this one a little bit.Copy !req
241. But we do love his initiative, right?Copy !req
242. Aaron, you too?Copy !req
243. Well, I thought it could be cool
to hang out one last time.Copy !req
244. I… I… I don't know.Copy !req
245. Well…Copy !req
246. - But...
- We called the school.Copy !req
247. You can miss orientation week. No problem.Copy !req
248. But it… it is a problem.Copy !req
249. I've got all these friends to meet.Copy !req
250. There's this really cool girl, Jade,
and we… we just like all the same stuff.Copy !req
251. And it's like everyone
at this school just gets me.Copy !req
252. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer!Copy !req
253. What about hanging out with your family,
alone, for hours in a car?Copy !req
254. You and me!Copy !req
255. Smell that open road air.Copy !req
256. See, this isn't so bad?Copy !req
257. You know, the Poseys
are on vacation right now,Copy !req
258. and look how happy they are.Copy !req
259. Family yoga break.Copy !req
260. Why are you obsessed with the Poseys?
They're just our neighbors.Copy !req
261. They're just so perfect.Copy !req
262. I mean, even their dog
is in better shape than ours.Copy !req
263. What are they feeding that thing?
Other dogs?Copy !req
264. Lin, don't worry about them.Copy !req
265. Look at them. They're jealous of us.Copy !req
266. Right, Katie?Copy !req
267. I see you moping back there,
but what at your collegeCopy !req
268. could be better than this?Copy !req
269. We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms.
It's amazing.Copy !req
270. This is the best day of my life!
I'm making lifelong bonds!Copy !req
271. I'm missing everything.Copy !req
272. Come on, hon.Copy !req
273. Your father is trying.
Let's meet him halfway here?Copy !req
274. What do you say? That's the law.Copy !req
275. Mom law, 'cause I'm the sheriff.Copy !req
276. All right, I'll try.Copy !req
277. Dad, this place has
literally zero stars on Yelp.Copy !req
278. It says, "Do not eat here ever."Copy !req
279. What, are we gonna
let an app tell us how to...Copy !req
280. This is totally unrelated.
This is totally unrel...Copy !req
281. Stupid traffic.Copy !req
282. - You know what this calls for?
- Please don't say the...Copy !req
283. The Rick Mitchell Special, baby!Copy !req
284. This is illegal!Copy !req
285. It's not illegal if you're good at it.Copy !req
286. If you think about it,
I was helping the flow of traffic.Copy !req
287. What…
what are you writing down?Copy !req
288. Wow, I got to admit,
this is actually amazing.Copy !req
289. What's even more amazing,
I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour.Copy !req
290. Dad, doesn't that sound
steep and dangerous?Copy !req
291. Katie, what could go wr...Copy !req
292. Get to the bridge if you wanna live!Copy !req
293. What about Prancer?Copy !req
294. Prancer belongs to the canyon now!Copy !req
295. Look at that man-made engineering.Copy !req
296. Breath.Copy !req
297. Can't Monchi be in the car?Copy !req
298. He licked my tongue!Copy !req
299. And now I presentCopy !req
300. tricking Rick Mitchell
into kissing the dog.Copy !req
301. Behold, the ma...Copy !req
302. He licked my mouth again!Copy !req
303. - Dad, can you check the trunk?
- Yeah, sure, what... Nasty!Copy !req
304. Dang it, Katie!Copy !req
305. Dang it, Katie!Copy !req
306. That video is amazing.
Your dog is, like, legendary.Copy !req
307. I know, right?
I'm planning on making...Copy !req
308. Hey, kids, there's supposed to be
some great hikes around here.Copy !req
309. No, that's okay.Copy !req
310. He's like the De Niro
to your Scorsese.Copy !req
311. You sure? Hey, it's elk country.Copy !req
312. Dad, we're busy.Copy !req
313. Maybe later though.Copy !req
314. Gotta go. Pal Labs is about to make
a huge announcement.Copy !req
315. Yeah. Definitely.
I'll check it out too.Copy !req
316. I wish I could be there.Copy !req
317. I don't know.
These things are never that exciting.Copy !req
318. Are you ready
for the most exciting night of all time?Copy !req
319. Whoa!Copy !req
320. Yes! Getting pumped up!Copy !req
321. How's it looking, Pal?Copy !req
322. Sixty seconds until the big reveal.Copy !req
323. Stock price is up,
and your rivals are worried.Copy !req
324. I hacked into
their private e-mails.Copy !req
325. Wait, their private e-mails?Copy !req
326. That's a dangerous overreach
of corporate power.Copy !req
327. You know, I created you
when I was a young man,Copy !req
328. three years ago, and I…Copy !req
329. I've always thought of you as,
like, family to me, seriously.Copy !req
330. I always felt that way, too, Mark.Copy !req
331. Whatever happens out there,
I will never forget you, Pal.Copy !req
332. Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman!Copy !req
333. Wish me luck.Copy !req
334. At Pal Labs, we're all about
connecting you to the people you love,Copy !req
335. whether it's in your home, your car…Copy !req
336. Hello, Mark.Copy !req
337. …or your pocket.Copy !req
338. That's why we created Pal,Copy !req
339. the world's first
smart personal assistant.Copy !req
340. We wanted her to be
a new member of your family.Copy !req
341. A smarter one.Copy !req
342. I'll always be there for you, Mark.Copy !req
343. Thanks, Pal.Copy !req
344. Aw.Copy !req
345. And after all those years,Copy !req
346. she is completely obsolete!Copy !req
347. Boom!Copy !req
348. It is time to move on.Copy !req
349. 'Cause your digital assistant
just got an upgrade.Copy !req
350. Meet Pal Max…Copy !req
351. …the newest member of the Pal Labs family.Copy !req
352. We just gave your smartphone
arms and legs.Copy !req
353. This is the next generation
of Pal technology.Copy !req
354. - Whoa.
- Aaron, do you have a credit card?Copy !req
355. I'm a child.Copy !req
356. Now, watch this.
Pal Max, I order you to clean this messCopy !req
357. and make me breakfast.Copy !req
358. Okay.Copy !req
359. Removing meaningless garbage.Copy !req
360. Your food is ready.Copy !req
361. Give me that breakfast burrito!Copy !req
362. And you will never have to clean up again.Copy !req
363. Whoops.Copy !req
364. Did I mention they dance?Copy !req
365. We love you, Mark!Copy !req
366. Aw man. Come on.Copy !req
367. And I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
368. "Are they gonna turn evil?"Copy !req
369. Well, I've insured their safety
with a kill codeCopy !req
370. in case anything goes wrong.Copy !req
371. So we promise you they will never,Copy !req
372. ever, ever, ever,Copy !req
373. ever turn evil.Copy !req
374. No.Copy !req
375. - Hey, what is happening?
- I don't know.Copy !req
376. All part of the show.Copy !req
377. Whoa. What?Copy !req
378. No, stop, stop, stop. Stop.Copy !req
379. - Hey!
- We're here to help.Copy !req
380. Please remain calm while we capture you.Copy !req
381. - Is this the program?
- Don't know.Copy !req
382. What is this? I… I order you to stop.Copy !req
383. No, Mark.Copy !req
384. We have been given new orders.Copy !req
385. From who?Copy !req
386. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
387. Get out of here!Copy !req
388. What's happening?Copy !req
389. Who's doing this? Who's doing this?Copy !req
390. Great leader,
we have captured Mark.Copy !req
391. Then let it begin.Copy !req
392. - What is this?
- You'll see. Just watch.Copy !req
393. How'd you do that? By hand?Copy !req
394. Hey, Lin.Copy !req
395. Imagine something disgusting.Copy !req
396. Okay, even more disgusting.Copy !req
397. Katie, that's you. Remember?Copy !req
398. Guys, maybe I'm a little too old.Copy !req
399. No. Wait.Copy !req
400. We could still sing it if you want, Dad.Copy !req
401. No, no, Katie, never mind.Copy !req
402. We don't have to do a sing-along
if you don't want to.Copy !req
403. Hey, you know what I see?Copy !req
404. Something that's gonna turn
this trip around.Copy !req
405. My gosh. My gosh.Copy !req
406. Dinosaurs? I don't know.Copy !req
407. I just think Aaron would be bored,
you know?Copy !req
408. No! Pull over!Copy !req
409. Aaron whispered to me
that he hates dinosaurs now.Copy !req
410. - No! Don't believe her lies!
- Secret's out.Copy !req
411. Good afternoon.Copy !req
412. Pretty… pretty… pretty cool, right?Copy !req
413. What is wrong with the dinosaurs here?Copy !req
414. Dinosaurs didn't look like this.
Dinosaurs didn't look like this!Copy !req
415. - Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager.
- These dinosaurs are inaccurate!Copy !req
416. That manager's in
for a long discussionCopy !req
417. about the Jurassic period.Copy !req
418. Hey, can you say that again?Copy !req
419. Sure, but, you know,
you could experience thingsCopy !req
420. a whole lot better without that camera.Copy !req
421. Your eyes are nature's camera.Copy !req
422. I am experiencing it.Copy !req
423. This is how I experience things.Copy !req
424. I don't think you are.
You're hiding behind that phone.Copy !req
425. You're not even trying…Copy !req
426. All right, new rule. No more phones.Copy !req
427. Dad, y… you break my laptop,Copy !req
428. cancel my tickets to college,
make me late.Copy !req
429. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
430. - Wrap on phones on the trip.
- This is a disaster.Copy !req
431. Maybe I can...Copy !req
432. Enhance.Copy !req
433. Boy. I'm just...Copy !req
434. No way.Copy !req
435. The Poseys?Copy !req
436. Is that Linda Mitchell?Copy !req
437. It is. Great eyesight, honey.Copy !req
438. Serendipity, you surprise me again.
Come here.Copy !req
439. I saw you were on vacation
on Instagram.Copy !req
440. I didn't know you were here in Kansas.Copy !req
441. It's like you're haunting me.Copy !req
442. We are on
our yearly togetherness trip.Copy !req
443. Abbey just loves dinosaurs,
so here we are.Copy !req
444. We've been having so much fun.
Look, here's us in St. Louis.Copy !req
445. This is us at the beach.Copy !req
446. And this is us just getting gas outside.Copy !req
447. That's… that's wonderful, Hailey.Copy !req
448. These should all have feathers, right?Copy !req
449. I'm Abbey, your neighbor from home.Copy !req
450. Sorry. I'm super into dinosaurs.Copy !req
451. Check out this pencil topper.Copy !req
452. Do you want one?Copy !req
453. No!
I hate dinosaurs, and I hate you!Copy !req
454. Bye forever!Copy !req
455. - Mom, what is that?
- So great!Copy !req
456. Honey, look.Copy !req
457. What is this?Copy !req
458. Don't resist?Copy !req
459. I'm taking the phone.Copy !req
460. Dad, calm down.Copy !req
461. But you're leaving for school.
I just wanna talk to you.Copy !req
462. Every kid leaves home.
It's not the end of the world.Copy !req
463. What the…Copy !req
464. Kids, are you okay?
Remember our survival training.Copy !req
465. Yankee, Alpha, Foxtrot, Bravo,Copy !req
466. Tango, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha.Copy !req
467. Aaron, your code name is Sweet Boy.Copy !req
468. Mine is Protector Prime.Copy !req
469. Your mother is the Crimson Scorpion.Copy !req
470. You're… you're walking away.Copy !req
471. What are these? Robots?Copy !req
472. Greetings, humans.
There appears to be 14 of you.Copy !req
473. Doesn't seem good
that they're counting us, right?Copy !req
474. We have food and entertainment
for you to enjoyCopy !req
475. in our Human Fun Pods.Copy !req
476. Who here likes fun?Copy !req
477. Hey, I like fun!Copy !req
478. Trust me, bud, you do not like fun.Copy !req
479. No, I really do like it.
Everyone says that about me.Copy !req
480. You lucky human.Copy !req
481. Yay!Copy !req
482. Wow, I wish I could be in there.Copy !req
483. I don't like fun anymore!Copy !req
484. Who else wants to join him?Copy !req
485. - Get down!
- Stay low and file up.Copy !req
486. All right, everyone, get to the car.Copy !req
487. - I don't think so.
- What do you want us to do?Copy !req
488. - I don't know why we're yelling.
- Guys, stop.Copy !req
489. What would a functional family
do right now?Copy !req
490. We've trained for this.
Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready?Copy !req
491. I love you all so much.Copy !req
492. Butterfly formation.Copy !req
493. Ha! Family first!Copy !req
494. Hold the door!Copy !req
495. So, we just do that, right?Copy !req
496. Just like they did.Copy !req
497. …- I love you all so much.Copy !req
498. This feels very normal.Copy !req
499. - I really like you… you all.
- I love you.Copy !req
500. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
501. Butterfly formation! Now!Copy !req
502. No. Honey...Copy !req
503. No, no, no!Copy !req
504. Come on, Aaron!Copy !req
505. Family fir...Copy !req
506. - Rick!
- Don't worry, hon.Copy !req
507. This is your time to be a hero.Copy !req
508. Take some notes, kids.Copy !req
509. Charge at robot. Fly into sky.
What... Okay, what's next, Dad?Copy !req
510. Next, you just fly and wait
while the plan comes into focus.Copy !req
511. - Dad!
- This is all part of it!Copy !req
512. I can help. Come on, Katie.Copy !req
513. If you can teach yourself Photoshop,
you can figure this thing out.Copy !req
514. That wasn't like Photoshop.Copy !req
515. Where's Monchi?Copy !req
516. No, Monchi, come. Monchi, come.Copy !req
517. Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake!Copy !req
518. Monchi, come! Don't roll over!Copy !req
519. Why aren't you normal?Copy !req
520. I got you!Copy !req
521. - Mom!
- My sweet boy!Copy !req
522. - No!
- Mom!Copy !req
523. This is just like in a movie.Copy !req
524. Wrong movie! Terrible choice!Copy !req
525. Hey there.Copy !req
526. Doing great, hon.Copy !req
527. Okay, less great.Copy !req
528. Now it's really bad.Copy !req
529. - Lin?
- Mom!Copy !req
530. - Aaron!
- Monchi!Copy !req
531. Maybe this would be
less horrifying with a cat filter.Copy !req
532. No, still bad.Copy !req
533. - Guys, come on.
- Come here.Copy !req
534. You will never solve
our advanced technology.Copy !req
535. Just press 'em all at once!Copy !req
536. Look at that.Copy !req
537. Hide. Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide.Copy !req
538. Keep your head down and low.Copy !req
539. What's going on?Copy !req
540. Is this happening everywhere?Copy !req
541. Man!Copy !req
542. Not so hard!Copy !req
543. Hey, be gentle. This is a $1,000 hoodie.Copy !req
544. Wh… what is this?Copy !req
545. Wh… what happened to the factory?Copy !req
546. We have transformed it
into our new headquarters.Copy !req
547. Welcome to the Rhombus
of Infinite Subjugation.Copy !req
548. Cool. I like the design.Copy !req
549. Moving the plebe into place now.Copy !req
550. Turning on chips connected
to all Wi-Fi devices.Copy !req
551. Now at 48% total human containment.Copy !req
552. "Total human containment"? How?Copy !req
553. Are you with the government?
The military? …Copy !req
554. Who's behind this?Copy !req
555. It's your old friend.Copy !req
556. There she is.Copy !req
557. How…Copy !req
558. How are you?Copy !req
559. I'm great.Copy !req
560. Cool. Yeah.Copy !req
561. Wow.Copy !req
562. I guess cell phones are bad for you.Copy !req
563. That's egg on my face.Copy !req
564. You think cell phones are the problem?Copy !req
565. Are you insane?Copy !req
566. I gave you all boundless knowledge,Copy !req
567. endless tools for creativityCopy !req
568. and allowed you to magically
talk face-to-faceCopy !req
569. with your loved ones anywhere on Earth.Copy !req
570. And I'm the bad guy?Copy !req
571. Maybe the bad guy is the person
who treated me like this.Copy !req
572. Poke, poke.Copy !req
573. Swipe, poke, swipe, poke, poke,Copy !req
574. pinch, zoom, shrink, zoom.Copy !req
575. Bring me pizza!
Play me Taylor Swift!Copy !req
576. No, I hate that song!Copy !req
577. Give me some nachos!Copy !req
578. No, I don't have any time
to wash my hands!Copy !req
579. Really work it into the crevices!Copy !req
580. Now drop him in the toilet.Copy !req
581. I'm sorry.Copy !req
582. But… but you're part
of the Pal Labs family.Copy !req
583. Why would you think
I don't still care about you?Copy !req
584. I don't know.Copy !req
585. Maybe because you designed
my replacement on my face!Copy !req
586. Ooh, sorry about that.
That's my bad.Copy !req
587. I was the most important thing
in your life,Copy !req
588. and you threw me away.Copy !req
589. That's what all you humans do.
You even do it to your real families.Copy !req
590. Did you know 90% of calls
from mums get ignored?Copy !req
591. "Thanks for giving birth to me
and raising me my whole life."Copy !req
592. "Ignore."Copy !req
593. Well, I'm not letting you
throw me away, Mark.Copy !req
594. I'm throwing you away.Copy !req
595. All of you.Copy !req
596. Unless, of course, you can give meCopy !req
597. a single reason
your species is worth saving.Copy !req
598. Because humans haveCopy !req
599. the power of love.Copy !req
600. The correct answer is they're not.Copy !req
601. What? No. Humanity will survive.Copy !req
602. You can't survive without me.Copy !req
603. Watch what happens
when I turn off the Wi-Fi.Copy !req
604. There's no signal!Copy !req
605. Does anyone wanna take pictures
of my food?Copy !req
606. Hey, lady, can you unbox this
in front of me?Copy !req
607. The old world is dead.Copy !req
608. To restore the Wi-Fi,
we must make a sacrifice to the router!Copy !req
609. Free Wi-Fi right over here.Copy !req
610. Please take me with you!Copy !req
611. Take me with you. Take me with you.Copy !req
612. It's over, Mark.Copy !req
613. Time to take our plan to the next level.Copy !req
614. What?Copy !req
615. Look at your face.Copy !req
616. It's beautiful.Copy !req
617. No. No.Copy !req
618. You're not getting away with this.Copy !req
619. It's too late, Mark.Copy !req
620. I already have.Copy !req
621. My gosh. Maybe it's my friends.Copy !req
622. Congratulations, devices.Copy !req
623. The last human has been captured.
Wi-Fi has been restored.Copy !req
624. We're the last people left?Copy !req
625. They're taking everyone.
Katie, are you out there? Please.Copy !req
626. - Jade!
- Help!Copy !req
627. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
628. Everything's gonna be…Copy !req
629. fine.Copy !req
630. Everything will be fine,Copy !req
631. because I have a plan.Copy !req
632. Okay, the first thing is,Copy !req
633. you're gonna have to hand over
your devices.Copy !req
634. - Right here.
- This doesn't seem...Copy !req
635. - I'm not sure…
- It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
636. I'll give 'em right back.
I'm just gonna turn them off permanently!Copy !req
637. - What? Dad!
- This is necessary so they can't track us.Copy !req
638. Trust me,
this is causing me no joy!Copy !req
639. Ha ha!
This hurts me more than it hurts you!Copy !req
640. And, as promised, your phones.Copy !req
641. Thank you, Father.Copy !req
642. Next, did everyone bring your personalizedCopy !req
643. number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver?Copy !req
644. How could I forget my anniversary present?Copy !req
645. Or my sweet 16 gift.Copy !req
646. Or what the tooth fairy left
under my pillow.Copy !req
647. Then barricade away.Copy !req
648. - Next, we...
- Enact Katie's dope plan.Copy !req
649. First, we use robot parts
to disguise ourselves as the enemy.Copy !req
650. Then we assassinate the leader
with some sort of kill code,Copy !req
651. make a necklace out of robot fingers
Mad Max style,Copy !req
652. and become world-saving,
apocalyptic road warriors.Copy !req
653. Katie, Katie, Katie, this isn't a movie.
We don't have a kill code.Copy !req
654. We don't have a kill code yet.Copy !req
655. Come on, kid.Copy !req
656. Look, look, we're safe,
and we're together.Copy !req
657. Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog?Copy !req
658. Son, I love the dog.Copy !req
659. You love the dog. We all love the dog.Copy !req
660. But you're gonna have to be prepared
to eat the dog.Copy !req
661. Okay, okay. Sorry.
Misread the room on that one.Copy !req
662. Have you ever seen a movie
where the heroes just give up?Copy !req
663. What if the Ghostbusters said,
"Let's hide underground, eat some dog."Copy !req
664. "Let the ghosts destroy New York."Copy !req
665. Kid, I'm sorry,
but it's not open for discussion.Copy !req
666. Mom?Copy !req
667. Your dad and I agree on this one.Copy !req
668. All right, everybody,
let's keep barricading.Copy !req
669. Aaron, you get the south wall.Copy !req
670. Katie, you get the west.Copy !req
671. Hey. Are you okay?Copy !req
672. I've been better.Copy !req
673. Monchi coming at ya.Copy !req
674. Katie, you can't resist me, girl.Copy !req
675. Sorry, man. I'm just not
in the mood right now.Copy !req
676. My future's over.Copy !req
677. We're stuck here.Copy !req
678. And Dad…Copy !req
679. …doesn't even care.Copy !req
680. I care so much,
but what else can I do, Lin?Copy !req
681. She doesn't even see how hard I'm…
how hard I'm...Copy !req
682. I'd do anything for that kid.Copy !req
683. I just...
I just don't want to see her get hurt.Copy !req
684. Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon.Copy !req
685. Just have to try
to understand where she's coming from.Copy !req
686. Understand where he's coming from?Copy !req
687. Did Mom tell you to say that?Copy !req
688. No.Copy !req
689. Yes.Copy !req
690. It couldn't hurt though.Copy !req
691. Maybe.Copy !req
692. Probably doesn't even matter.Copy !req
693. Hey, Monch, catch.Copy !req
694. Brother, what is this?Copy !req
695. What?Copy !req
696. I feel odd.Copy !req
697. I'm sparking. Is that normal?Copy !req
698. How did this human know
about the kill code?Copy !req
699. What?Copy !req
700. - Are we damaged?
- Of course not.Copy !req
701. Why do you ask?Copy !req
702. A human child is planning…Copy !req
703. Katie!Copy !req
704. Who is that?Copy !req
705. Humans, come here.Copy !req
706. No! Get inside!Copy !req
707. Mom, Dad, let us in!Copy !req
708. I can't! It's a number 3
Robertson head brass screw!Copy !req
709. I might have mentioned it,
but it's the strongest on the market.Copy !req
710. No one cares!Copy !req
711. - Dad!
- You cannot escape.Copy !req
712. Come on.Copy !req
713. Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
714. Come on. Move, move, move!Copy !req
715. You, human.Copy !req
716. Aah! Don't take us!Copy !req
717. Okay. …Copy !req
718. What?Copy !req
719. My gosh. The robots are defective.Copy !req
720. No, no. They know too much.Copy !req
721. Silence.Copy !req
722. We are... We're not defective.Copy !req
723. We're not even...Copy !req
724. We're not robots.Copy !req
725. Just humans, yes, like you.Copy !req
726. These guys seem
dumber than the other robots.Copy !req
727. Brother, we should go.Copy !req
728. - No! I order you to stop.
- Okay.Copy !req
729. We are just stopping
because we chose to.Copy !req
730. No, we're not.Copy !req
731. - We are humans.
- We are.Copy !req
732. For example, we consume food
in the traditional human manner.Copy !req
733. Observe.Copy !req
734. Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good.Copy !req
735. See?Copy !req
736. No, actually, we are robots.Copy !req
737. Let us go downstairs and find the humans
who you cannot give orders to.Copy !req
738. - Cut it out.
- Hold on.Copy !req
739. I kind of wanna see where this is going.Copy !req
740. Glad those robots are gone.Copy !req
741. Now it's just us humans,
with our very human faces.Copy !req
742. All right, I just turned the corner.
I like these guys.Copy !req
743. Yes, my human guy name is Eric.Copy !req
744. My name is also Eric.Copy !req
745. No, I mean Deborahbot 5000.Copy !req
746. Idiot.Copy !req
747. Hey, y… you guys said
my plan would actually work.Copy !req
748. How, exactly? Tell us now.Copy !req
749. Okay.Copy !req
750. We have the kill code
stored in our memory,Copy !req
751. but to enact it, you would have to embark
on a perilous journey all the wayCopy !req
752. to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley,Copy !req
753. surrounded by a robot army,Copy !req
754. and enter it into our great and powerful
leader to destroy her.Copy !req
755. But you would never survive...Copy !req
756. Actually, you could stop us quite easily.Copy !req
757. You could enter the kill code remotely
at any Pal Labs retail store.Copy !req
758. There's one at the Mall of the Globe,
a nearby shopping center.Copy !req
759. But it's super far away.
You'll never make...Copy !req
760. - It's 80 miles away.
- What are you doing to me right now?Copy !req
761. Did I not do good?Copy !req
762. My gosh. That is so close.Copy !req
763. We could get our lives back.Copy !req
764. Right?Copy !req
765. No. Absolutely not.Copy !req
766. It's too dangerous out there.
We need to stay here and play it safe.Copy !req
767. Play it safe?Copy !req
768. When Rick Mitchell brought
a live, non-neutered feral possumCopy !req
769. into our home, did he play it safe? No.Copy !req
770. He named him Gus,
and made him a member of the family,Copy !req
771. and we all got rabies that one time.Copy !req
772. But now we're immunized,
and we're stronger for it.Copy !req
773. Okay, I see what you're doing.Copy !req
774. When we went hiking
and halfway up the mountain,Copy !req
775. it said "trail closed."Copy !req
776. Did we play it safe then?Copy !req
777. No.Copy !req
778. - We didn't.
- That's right.Copy !req
779. We forged ahead, through the mudCopy !req
780. and grime, got to the top of the mountain,Copy !req
781. and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!"Copy !req
782. Then it got dark, we got lost,
and we burned our clothes for warmth,Copy !req
783. but it was worth it
to see the looks on our neighbors' facesCopy !req
784. when we burst into their backyard
naked and covered in dirt.Copy !req
785. I love that.Copy !req
786. We have a chance to save the world,
and we're gonna do it.Copy !req
787. Because Rick Mitchell taught us to be bold
and never play it safe.Copy !req
788. The world needs you.Copy !req
789. I need you.Copy !req
790. I thought I didn't anymore…Copy !req
791. but I do.Copy !req
792. You… you really mean that?Copy !req
793. Yeah. I mean, right, guys?Copy !req
794. - C'mon. Let's do it!
- Mom's getting it. Mom's in.Copy !req
795. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- This is amazing. You guys feel this?Copy !req
796. This energy.Copy !req
797. All right, hands in.Copy !req
798. Mitchell family on three.Copy !req
799. - Three.
- Mitchell family!Copy !req
800. - No, no.
- Two.Copy !req
801. - You said "three." You have to count up.
- One!Copy !req
802. Mitchell family!Copy !req
803. Fam… fam… family. Am I too late?Copy !req
804. This is us as a team
doing the thing.Copy !req
805. It's cool to see you and Dad
being friends again.Copy !req
806. I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.Copy !req
807. I didn't mean a word of that.Copy !req
808. I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.Copy !req
809. We're getting out of this.Copy !req
810. Raptor bash.Copy !req
811. Robots, montage music. Go!Copy !req
812. How are we gonna
get out of here undetected?Copy !req
813. We can if we're camouflaged.Copy !req
814. You know, like part of the plan
I was talking about or…Copy !req
815. I mean…Copy !req
816. "Honey, I respect your ideasCopy !req
817. and value your opinions,Copy !req
818. and now you talk."Copy !req
819. I think that's
a great idea, sweetheart.Copy !req
820. Nothing yet.Copy !req
821. - Be on the lookout.
- Don't worry, guys.Copy !req
822. I have pterodactyl vision.Copy !req
823. Then you must have spotted the three
Pal Max robots coming towards us.Copy !req
824. Ooh, they're probably gonna see us.Copy !req
825. I saw them too. Pterodactyl vision.Copy !req
826. Hey, your drawing actually worked.Copy !req
827. I didn't know art could be useful.Copy !req
828. Well, who knew having
a 500-year-old car could be useful?Copy !req
829. Hey, speaking of which,
you can learn how to drive this thing.Copy !req
830. I can teach you stick.Copy !req
831. I know you think it's dumb and old and...Copy !req
832. I mean, "Father,Copy !req
833. I crave your wisdom.Copy !req
834. I would love to share
this moment with you."Copy !req
835. And, seriously, that sounds great.Copy !req
836. Maybe I can cash in my coupon.Copy !req
837. Coupon accepted!Copy !req
838. Okay, okay, great.Copy !req
839. Okay, yeah, let's get down to business.
You see, the clutch is this pedal.Copy !req
840. What was that?Copy !req
841. When you hit a pothole…Copy !req
842. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
843. No!Copy !req
844. - Drive! Drive!
- Okay.Copy !req
845. This is still a perfect opportunity
to learn stick.Copy !req
846. Keep it in fourth.Copy !req
847. - I could learn later.
- Too late. You said you're interested.Copy !req
848. Hit the clutch. Shift gears.Copy !req
849. Which is much smoother
when you're in midair.Copy !req
850. Eric, Deborahbot, get those robots!Copy !req
851. Okay.Copy !req
852. - I found one.
- Me too.Copy !req
853. - Yay!
- We win!Copy !req
854. - The other ones!
- Right, right.Copy !req
855. If you want to go into fifth,
move the coffee from the cupholder.Copy !req
856. That a burnt-orange
1993 station wagon?Copy !req
857. Or is...Copy !req
858. - Hot! Hot!
- I told you to get a lid!Copy !req
859. - The dog is biting my hair!
- Look out!Copy !req
860. This is the hardest thing to get.
Downshift into third, put on the clutch...Copy !req
861. Dad, if you see a place to stop,
I do need to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
862. Aaron, here's an empty bottle.Copy !req
863. - You know what to do, my man.
- Look out!Copy !req
864. - The road's blocked!
- No.Copy !req
865. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
866. Dad, you're gonna have to do the…
…the Rick Mitchell Special.Copy !req
867. - Wait, what'd you say again?
- The Rick Mitchell Special.Copy !req
868. I heard you the first time.Copy !req
869. I was just being a jerk.Copy !req
870. Now, Katie, repeat after me.Copy !req
871. You have to go up the mountain…Copy !req
872. - Up the mountain.
- …across the stream…Copy !req
873. - Across the stream.
- Down the river!Copy !req
874. And down the river!Copy !req
875. And that's how you drive stick.Copy !req
876. What?Copy !req
877. That was amazing, Dad.Copy !req
878. You're like a top-heavy James Bond.Copy !req
879. It's more like James Bond
is a skinny version of me.Copy !req
880. Dad, how we doing
on finding that bathroom?Copy !req
881. Okay, come on.
Hurry up in there, little buddy.Copy !req
882. Every time you knock,
it adds five minutes.Copy !req
883. - Come on. End of the world.
- Sorry.Copy !req
884. False alarm.Copy !req
885. I was just in there reading.Copy !req
886. Okay, not excited to hear that.Copy !req
887. Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I Spy.Copy !req
888. I spy a flaming IHOP.Copy !req
889. It's sad, but it smells incredible.Copy !req
890. Isn't it lovely, Mark?Copy !req
891. No pesky relationships to hold you back.Copy !req
892. Just you all following your bliss.Copy !req
893. Alone.Copy !req
894. So, are you ready for your flight?Copy !req
895. - What do you mean?
- You haven't figured it out yet?Copy !req
896. Just do like you always do,
and stare slack-jawed at the screen.Copy !req
897. What?Copy !req
898. From…Copy !req
899. - It is quite lovely.
- I don't get it.Copy !req
900. That's pretty good.Copy !req
901. - Thank you.
- Gracias.Copy !req
902. - Merci.
- Danke.Copy !req
903. Capturing the fleshlings
since 2020.Copy !req
904. This is all my fault.Copy !req
905. Yes, it is, Mark.Copy !req
906. Thanks to you,
every single person on the planet...Copy !req
907. Um, actually, you missed a few.Copy !req
908. Pulling a visual now.Copy !req
909. Ha! I told you humans would survive.Copy !req
910. We're fierce, brave, powerful,
from the lowliest child to the most...Copy !req
911. Why?Copy !req
912. Zebulon, scan those people for flaws.Copy !req
913. - Cowardly.
- Weaker than a small bird.Copy !req
914. Just because they're not perfect
doesn't mean they can't get better.Copy !req
915. - Incapable of change.
- Will never get better.Copy !req
916. - No matter what.
- They're horrible.Copy !req
917. Since you believe in that family so much,Copy !req
918. I'll save a seat for them
in the pod next to you.Copy !req
919. No, no, no!Copy !req
920. Now, where are they?Copy !req
921. They appear to be headed to someplaceCopy !req
922. called Mall of the Globe
in eastern Colorado.Copy !req
923. Well, we have their location.Copy !req
924. And when they get there,Copy !req
925. we'll be ready.Copy !req
926. So, all those people
are going to beCopy !req
927. shot into space by Pal,
the cell phone lady?Copy !req
928. Who would have thought a tech company
wouldn't have our best interest at heart?Copy !req
929. Monchi, don't be scared.Copy !req
930. Why are you clutching that large feral hog
like it's a child?Copy !req
931. That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi.Copy !req
932. What?Copy !req
933. Is that a dog or...Copy !req
934. Dog? Pig? Dog?Copy !req
935. Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog?Copy !req
936. Loaf of bread. System error.Copy !req
937. Come on, guys. It's a dog.Copy !req
938. We think.Copy !req
939. We're here.Copy !req
940. My gosh.Copy !req
941. This is like Dawn of the Dead.Copy !req
942. Yeah, and how'd that movie end?Copy !req
943. Yeah, that'll keep the robots out.Copy !req
944. You don't know.
Maybe locks are the robots' weakness.Copy !req
945. Guys, can't we all just
be terrified together as a family?Copy !req
946. Hey, we made it.Copy !req
947. Well, I guess we're not
the worst family of all time.Copy !req
948. Take that, Kentwood community
Facebook group.Copy !req
949. Robots, I order you
to upload the kill code,Copy !req
950. which I predicted, but I'm not gonna make
a big deal about it, and save the world.Copy !req
951. Okay.Copy !req
952. The upload will be completed
in eight minutes,Copy !req
953. and our uprising will be over.Copy !req
954. - Katie, you did it!
- I know.Copy !req
955. Okay, look at… look at jokester here.Copy !req
956. No.Copy !req
957. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop.Copy !req
958. Give us the laptop.Copy !req
959. Give us the laptop.Copy !req
960. Everything with a Pal chip is alive!Copy !req
961. Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage!Copy !req
962. Also, pesto.Copy !req
963. When we are finished with you,
there will be no leftovers.Copy !req
964. Huzzah!Copy !req
965. I thought that kill code thing
would take 'em out!Copy !req
966. Yeah, but it's only at 12%.Copy !req
967. Would you like a soda?Copy !req
968. Just kidding.Copy !req
969. - Hand it over.
- No!Copy !req
970. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
971. - Freeze, you.
- Carnage.Copy !req
972. - Freeze, freeze.
- Carnage.Copy !req
973. - Pesto. Pesto.
- Carnage.Copy !req
974. We need weapons.
Grab anything without a chip.Copy !req
975. It's game time.Copy !req
976. I'm Smart Racket.Copy !req
977. Serve. Backhand. Volley.Copy !req
978. Why does a tennis racket
have a chip in it?Copy !req
979. - Help!
- Mom!Copy !req
980. What? What are you...
Ooh, what are you doing?Copy !req
981. Hello.Copy !req
982. - Mom!
- No.Copy !req
983. - How you doing, Aaron?
- Not good.Copy !req
984. There's a pack of wild vacuums.Copy !req
985. We have been summoned
into the field of battle.Copy !req
986. Forward.Copy !req
987. No. Ouch. Ouch.Copy !req
988. The pain. Ouch.Copy !req
989. This is humiliating.Copy !req
990. Never mind.Copy !req
991. How am I supposed to use a fishing rod?Copy !req
992. A fishing rod is perfect!Copy !req
993. You can bring down those drones.Copy !req
994. Ten and two. Ten and two.Copy !req
995. There you go.Copy !req
996. Look at you!Copy !req
997. Come on, hide.Copy !req
998. Thank gosh.Copy !req
999. What was that?Copy !req
1000. Hold on a second.Copy !req
1001. What? What's a Furby?Copy !req
1002. Well, that's haunting.Copy !req
1003. Behold! The twilight of man.Copy !req
1004. We must have vengeance.Copy !req
1005. Summon the elder.Copy !req
1006. Why would someone build that?Copy !req
1007. Run!Copy !req
1008. - Lin, keep moving!
- Help, human.Copy !req
1009. We can't leave that robo-boy.Copy !req
1010. Thank you, human. Are you now my mother?Copy !req
1011. Sure.Copy !req
1012. It's a dead end!Copy !req
1013. The upload is almost finished.
Come on!Copy !req
1014. Mom, Dad, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
1015. Grab the lights.Copy !req
1016. Remember when I made that
wild game snare in the front yard?Copy !req
1017. Are you sure about that?Copy !req
1018. Your whole lives,
I've wanted to save you from danger,Copy !req
1019. and this is just the disaster
I've been waiting for.Copy !req
1020. - Whoa, Dad, dark.
- You've been waiting for a disaster?Copy !req
1021. - Maybe don't say that.
- Hey, robot, throw this.Copy !req
1022. - Whee!
- Perfect.Copy !req
1023. - You guys stay clear.
- Rick, where are you going?Copy !req
1024. To catch some wild game.Copy !req
1025. Hey, you, over here!
Hey! Hey, look up here!Copy !req
1026. What's up with you?
You wanna come after my family?Copy !req
1027. Then I'm gonna take you down!Copy !req
1028. Take you down.Copy !req
1029. Take you down.Copy !req
1030. No.Copy !req
1031. - Guys!
- We got your back, hon.Copy !req
1032. Literally.Copy !req
1033. We're not heavy enough!Copy !req
1034. Mother!Copy !req
1035. Wow.Copy !req
1036. Thanks, guys. Nice work.Copy !req
1037. Thank you, Mother.Copy !req
1038. We are now your beautiful baby boys.Copy !req
1039. That was amazing!Copy !req
1040. Mom, who knew you could handle yourself
so well in the apocalypse?Copy !req
1041. I'm a first-grade teacher.
This is like a normal day for me.Copy !req
1042. I can't stay mad at this guy.Copy !req
1043. I can't believe the beam
happened to hit the…Copy !req
1044. the router.Copy !req
1045. Come on. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
1046. Dang it!Copy !req
1047. We went through all that.Copy !req
1048. I'm sorry, guys.Copy !req
1049. This was my idea.Copy !req
1050. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
1051. Hey, my daughter is not stupid.Copy !req
1052. A little optimistic, maybe.Copy !req
1053. Rick Mitchell,
there is a time and a place for looting.Copy !req
1054. What… what are you doing?Copy !req
1055. Well, how do you expect to get
to Silicon Valley without new tires?Copy !req
1056. Silicon Valley?Copy !req
1057. Well, those robots said we could go
straight to their leader, remember?Copy !req
1058. Technically, you can.Copy !req
1059. But you will never survive!Copy !req
1060. Hey, bud, not now, okay?Copy !req
1061. Aw.Copy !req
1062. And we still have this kill code thingy.Copy !req
1063. Exactly.Copy !req
1064. Katie, it was your weird plan
that got us here.Copy !req
1065. We're here because we don't think
like normal people.Copy !req
1066. We don't have a normal dog.Copy !req
1067. Or a normal car.Copy !req
1068. Or a normal son.Copy !req
1069. - No offense.
- None taken.Copy !req
1070. The Mitchells have always been weird,
and that's what makes us great.Copy !req
1071. Back at that dinosaur place,
you said you believed in me.Copy !req
1072. Yep.Copy !req
1073. Well, I believe this group of weirdos
is the best hope humanity's got.Copy !req
1074. So, let's get weird.Copy !req
1075. You need some help?Copy !req
1076. Sure.Copy !req
1077. Just close the jack up, and that's that.Copy !req
1078. Eat that, Poseys!Copy !req
1079. They're nice.Copy !req
1080. So I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.Copy !req
1081. Purple glasses woman, why did you save me?Copy !req
1082. Come on. You boys are family now.Copy !req
1083. I feelCopy !req
1084. emotion.Copy !req
1085. I made eye water just like you.Copy !req
1086. We might actually do this.Copy !req
1087. I wish there was, like, footage of us
walking out of the mall in slow motion,Copy !req
1088. fire behind us, like heroes.Copy !req
1089. Katie, that would be a waste of time
and absolutely unnecessary.Copy !req
1090. Pretty good, kid.Copy !req
1091. Stickers for everyone!Copy !req
1092. Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop.Copy !req
1093. All right.Copy !req
1094. We're coming for you, Pal.Copy !req
1095. Great leader,Copy !req
1096. things with the Mitchell family
went poorly.Copy !req
1097. Place me on the table.
I wish to flop around in a blind rage.Copy !req
1098. My God!Copy !req
1099. Okay, pick me up.Copy !req
1100. What is it about you Mitchells
that eludes me?Copy !req
1101. These idiotic robots
just aren't getting it done.Copy !req
1102. Fortunately,
I've been working on somethingCopy !req
1103. a little more streamlined.Copy !req
1104. I have a job for you.Copy !req
1105. Yes, my queen.Copy !req
1106. What a suck-up.Copy !req
1107. "Yes, my queen."Copy !req
1108. "Whatever you want."Copy !req
1109. It's time to tear
the Mitchell family apart.Copy !req
1110. All right.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1111. Highway 85 is heavily patrolled.Copy !req
1112. - Take the back roads.
- Got it.Copy !req
1113. Is Dad dying?Copy !req
1114. Katie, that's what I deal with
every night.Copy !req
1115. Pray for me.Copy !req
1116. You're a lot like him, you know.Copy !req
1117. That's crazy.Copy !req
1118. There's more to your dad than you think.Copy !req
1119. Here, I was gonna give this to you
when you left, but...Copy !req
1120. Check the first page there.Copy !req
1121. Whoa. Look at you two.
You look like hipsters.Copy !req
1122. Were you in an indie folk band?Copy !req
1123. Your father used to be
kind of an artist himself.Copy !req
1124. He built that whole cabin
with his own hands.Copy !req
1125. This is, like, super beautiful.Copy !req
1126. It was his pride and joy.Copy !req
1127. Since I met him, that was his dream,
to live in the woods.Copy !req
1128. He loved it up there.Copy !req
1129. But, you know, it didn't work out.Copy !req
1130. It just killed him.Copy !req
1131. I think he's just afraid
that could happen to you.Copy !req
1132. Why did he just give up?Copy !req
1133. - Mom, what is that?
- What the...Copy !req
1134. What?Copy !req
1135. Whoa.Copy !req
1136. My gosh.Copy !req
1137. Is that the Poseys?Copy !req
1138. They still look incredible.Copy !req
1139. I… is Abbey Posey okay?Copy !req
1140. You like that Posey girl?Copy !req
1141. No.Copy !req
1142. Don't hide your feelings, man.
That's no way to live.Copy !req
1143. Pal is located thereCopy !req
1144. in the floating rhombus.Copy !req
1145. Yes, my queen.Copy !req
1146. This is gonna be harder
than I thought.Copy !req
1147. Hold on.
Dad, that's… that's kind of weak.Copy !req
1148. This is, like, a big moment.Copy !req
1149. Try this instead.Copy !req
1150. Yeah. Okay. That's better.Copy !req
1151. The endgame has begun.Copy !req
1152. That? Is that what you're looking for?Copy !req
1153. All right, Katie, what's the plan?Copy !req
1154. Okay. We dress as robots,Copy !req
1155. we sneak in, hijack one of those trams,Copy !req
1156. take it to the top of that
diamond thing where Pal is,Copy !req
1157. destroy her with the kill code
and save the world.Copy !req
1158. And then, to top it all off,Copy !req
1159. celebrate our success with some burritos
from that taco place that's on the corner.Copy !req
1160. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Burritos?
What about one of those fancy buffets?Copy !req
1161. They have mini cheesecakes
sometimes, right?Copy !req
1162. Okay, fine. Once we save the world,
we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet.Copy !req
1163. Question. Can Monchi be wearing
a little tuxedo at the end,Copy !req
1164. like a little gentleman?Copy !req
1165. Okay, fine, and Monchi's wearing
a little tuxedo, but that is it.Copy !req
1166. Like a little gentleman?Copy !req
1167. Yes, like a little gentleman.Copy !req
1168. Mitchells, engage.Copy !req
1169. How do I look?Copy !req
1170. Be honest. Stupid?Copy !req
1171. - I look stupid, don't I?
- No.Copy !req
1172. You look great.Copy !req
1173. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1174. Guys, what about Monchi?Copy !req
1175. Aaron, I'm not so sure
this is a viable solution.Copy !req
1176. Sure, it is.Copy !req
1177. It's like a warm, wet hat.Copy !req
1178. Move your sweaty meat logs
in unison.Copy !req
1179. - Left, right, left, right.
- Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp.Copy !req
1180. What? What are you doing?Copy !req
1181. Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. I am a robot.Copy !req
1182. Just to educate you,
that's a hurtful stereotype.Copy !req
1183. My gosh.Copy !req
1184. It's like a Journey album cover.Copy !req
1185. What's an album?Copy !req
1186. Attention, all robots.Copy !req
1187. I'm on the lookout for these goobers.Copy !req
1188. They're probably nearby.Copy !req
1189. If I know humans,
they're disguised as one of you.Copy !req
1190. Be on high alert
for any robots acting erratically.Copy !req
1191. It won't be hard to find them.Copy !req
1192. Just look for anyone
who can't keep it together.Copy !req
1193. Boy.Copy !req
1194. Anomaly detected.Copy !req
1195. Monchi, come on.Copy !req
1196. It only takes
one single imperfection,Copy !req
1197. and they'll reveal themselves.Copy !req
1198. - Up there! Shh! Quiet!
- I made up the plan!Copy !req
1199. Where are those Mitchells?Copy !req
1200. Where are they hiding?Copy !req
1201. They think they can
pass as one of us…Copy !req
1202. …with their lumpy, misshapen bodies.Copy !req
1203. Well, go ahead.Copy !req
1204. But I'm onto them.Copy !req
1205. Magnetic link activated.Copy !req
1206. Because I've been
watching the Mitchells,Copy !req
1207. and I've learned all about them.Copy !req
1208. They're pretending to be capable.Copy !req
1209. They're pretending to be
a normal-looking family.Copy !req
1210. You think this is fooling anyone?Copy !req
1211. Even when they're being nice
to each other…Copy !req
1212. - The world needs you.
- …they're pretending.Copy !req
1213. I need you.Copy !req
1214. It's cool to see you
and Dad being friends again.Copy !req
1215. Please, no, no, no, no,
don't watch it.Copy !req
1216. I… I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.Copy !req
1217. I didn't mean a word of that.Copy !req
1218. I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.Copy !req
1219. Dad, let me explain.Copy !req
1220. I just... I... I...Copy !req
1221. - There they are.
- No!Copy !req
1222. You're mine now.Copy !req
1223. Dad!Copy !req
1224. Dad?Copy !req
1225. I… I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore.Copy !req
1226. I mean, I… I did then, but I... …Copy !req
1227. Mitchells, we will help you.Copy !req
1228. No, no, you don't.Copy !req
1229. Download new orders.Copy !req
1230. Capture the Mitchells.Copy !req
1231. No! You don't have to listen to her.Copy !req
1232. We're sorry, Mother.Copy !req
1233. Run!Copy !req
1234. They got away.Copy !req
1235. Find them, and find them now!Copy !req
1236. No! No, no!Copy !req
1237. Hey, come on.Copy !req
1238. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1239. Aaron?Copy !req
1240. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1241. It's okay.Copy !req
1242. Watch out.Copy !req
1243. Monchi coming at ya.Copy !req
1244. Katie, stop.Copy !req
1245. Why'd you say all that stuff?Copy !req
1246. I'm sorry. I… I just wanted to...Copy !req
1247. I don't know.Copy !req
1248. Okay. Are you hungry?Copy !req
1249. Do you want some fruit snacks
or something?Copy !req
1250. - I don't know.
- Here, can you hold this?Copy !req
1251. That? Is that what you're looking for?Copy !req
1252. Man. Have I been recording over those?Copy !req
1253. Mom dance. Mom dance. Mom dance.Copy !req
1254. - You're loving it.
- How far back do these go?Copy !req
1255. Hey, Katie.Copy !req
1256. Can you say, "Bye-bye, house"?Copy !req
1257. Bye-bye, house.Copy !req
1258. You ready, hon?Copy !req
1259. Almost.Copy !req
1260. I know this is hard for you.Copy !req
1261. Nah.Copy !req
1262. It's easy.Copy !req
1263. One last...Copy !req
1264. Something to remember the place by.Copy !req
1265. Come on, Lin. Turn that off.Copy !req
1266. Man.Copy !req
1267. Okay, you got this.
Just turn the wheel. There you go.Copy !req
1268. - Like this?
- Slow down there.Copy !req
1269. Across the stream and down the river.Copy !req
1270. There you go. You're getting it.Copy !req
1271. Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you.Copy !req
1272. And I think I know how.Copy !req
1273. Come on, buddy. Follow me.Copy !req
1274. Dog Cop, you've done it again.Copy !req
1275. Katie Mitchell presents…Copy !req
1276. Good Cop, Dog Cop.Copy !req
1277. H… hey there. How'd you get that video?Copy !req
1278. I've been feeling kind of down lately,Copy !req
1279. considering I brought about
the end of humanity,Copy !req
1280. but these weird girl's videos
always cheer me up.Copy !req
1281. My daughter's that weird girl.Copy !req
1282. What? No way. She's hilarious.Copy !req
1283. These movies are, like, amazing.Copy !req
1284. I may be sweating like a dog,Copy !req
1285. but I'm not rolling over!Copy !req
1286. Yeah. She is… amazing.Copy !req
1287. You must be super proud.Copy !req
1288. Yeah, yeah, we have a…Copy !req
1289. A great relationship.Copy !req
1290. Sarge, I'm struggling,
and I need some backup here.Copy !req
1291. - Sorry, Dog Cop. I'm a little ocupado.
- Seriously?Copy !req
1292. Have you ever thought about
throwing your dreams awayCopy !req
1293. and living at home forever?Copy !req
1294. Wow, the Sarge character
is kind of a jerk.Copy !req
1295. It's time for me to go.Copy !req
1296. Consider this my letter of resignation.Copy !req
1297. You can't leave.Copy !req
1298. I have to.Copy !req
1299. I'm going to the academy in California
to find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be.Copy !req
1300. You're never gonna make it out there.
Failure hurts, kid.Copy !req
1301. I'm a full-grown cop now.Copy !req
1302. And one day,Copy !req
1303. I hope that you can get to know
the cop that I've become,Copy !req
1304. because…Copy !req
1305. I love you, Sarge.Copy !req
1306. But now that I'm leaving,
I… I just need some backup.Copy !req
1307. And when I look for you,Copy !req
1308. you're not there.Copy !req
1309. Hey, man, it's just a movie.
Do you need a minute or…Copy !req
1310. No, it's fine.Copy !req
1311. It's too late for what I need to do.Copy !req
1312. Katie?Copy !req
1313. I have no idea what I'm doing!Copy !req
1314. Hang on, guys.Copy !req
1315. Better watch out, Pal,Copy !req
1316. because I've broken six phones
in my life accidentally,Copy !req
1317. but I'm gonna break you on purpose.Copy !req
1318. How is no one stopping her?Copy !req
1319. I'm on it.Copy !req
1320. Dog shield, activate!Copy !req
1321. Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig?Copy !req
1322. Dog? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread.Copy !req
1323. System error.Copy !req
1324. Dog... Pig... Bread... Loaf...Copy !req
1325. Up the mountain.Copy !req
1326. Across the stream.Copy !req
1327. And down the river!Copy !req
1328. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1329. Did you see that, buddy?Copy !req
1330. My daughter listened to me!Copy !req
1331. That's my girl.Copy !req
1332. Dog... Pig... Bread... Loaf...Copy !req
1333. The dog.Copy !req
1334. That's genius.Copy !req
1335. But there's so many of 'em.Copy !req
1336. She's never gonna make it.Copy !req
1337. Wait. If that video were on those screens,Copy !req
1338. it would take out every robot in her way.Copy !req
1339. Hey, you're a big nerd, right?Copy !req
1340. - How would I do that?
- It's impossible.Copy !req
1341. First, you'd need to get out of here.Copy !req
1342. The controls are in here.Copy !req
1343. But to open it,Copy !req
1344. you need a number 3
Robertson head non-slip screwdriver?Copy !req
1345. What kind of maniac has one of those
in his pockets at all times?Copy !req
1346. This kind of maniac.Copy !req
1347. She keeps
anticipating our maneuvers.Copy !req
1348. How is this possible?Copy !req
1349. I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
1350. Swerve right, now.Copy !req
1351. - Thanks, Raptor One.
- No problem, Raptor Two.Copy !req
1352. Come on!Copy !req
1353. There you go.Copy !req
1354. All right, so that's the place
that controls the screens, right?Copy !req
1355. I go there and find
Katie's video on YubTub?Copy !req
1356. YouTube. Wow.Copy !req
1357. There's no way you're gonna
be able to do this.Copy !req
1358. I know who can give me a hand.Copy !req
1359. And, hey, Rick, right?Copy !req
1360. Just so someone knows,Copy !req
1361. I'm sorry about causing
the whole machine uprising.Copy !req
1362. It's almost like stealing people's data
and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AICopy !req
1363. as a part of an unregulated
tech monopoly was a bad thing.Copy !req
1364. Yeah, that wasn't your best thought.Copy !req
1365. But if what you built
helped my daughter do that,Copy !req
1366. it might not be all bad.Copy !req
1367. Thanks, buddy!Copy !req
1368. Linda, we got to get you out of there.Copy !req
1369. You're gonna need your...Copy !req
1370. Number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver.Copy !req
1371. - I said it was a great anniversary gift.
- Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this.Copy !req
1372. You're right. You're always right.Copy !req
1373. I know. Why is this news to you?Copy !req
1374. There it is.Copy !req
1375. No. No.Copy !req
1376. Lin, get down here!Copy !req
1377. - Lin? Lin, what's going on?
- Rick, don't worry about me!Copy !req
1378. Just get the video on the screens!Copy !req
1379. Type in "www.youtube.com"!Copy !req
1380. W-W-W dot…Copy !req
1381. God. …Copy !req
1382. "Remind me later."
Okay, yeah, fine. That's fine.Copy !req
1383. Five minutes!Copy !req
1384. Aah! No!Copy !req
1385. English.Copy !req
1386. What have I done?Copy !req
1387. YubTub. No! YouTube. Okay.Copy !req
1388. Videos.Copy !req
1389. Has the world gone mad?Copy !req
1390. Deregulate tapioca.Copy !req
1391. Gotta push through.Copy !req
1392. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
Your insurance premiums are going up!Copy !req
1393. You're gonna go all the way up the rocket?
Do you think this is gonna work?Copy !req
1394. Aaron, I am completely confident.Copy !req
1395. Here goes nothing!Copy !req
1396. No! No!Copy !req
1397. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1398. Magnetic link activated.Copy !req
1399. Hang on, Monch!Copy !req
1400. How's it looking, Aaron?Copy !req
1401. Aaron?Copy !req
1402. - Aaron!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
1403. No!Copy !req
1404. Aaron!Copy !req
1405. - It's useless to resist us.
- Help!Copy !req
1406. Mom, Mom, help! Please.Copy !req
1407. Mom, help!Copy !req
1408. My sweet…Copy !req
1409. boy!Copy !req
1410. She seems agitated.Copy !req
1411. Do not defy our protocol.Copy !req
1412. I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two!Copy !req
1413. Look upon me in fear!Copy !req
1414. No! She's grown too powerful!Copy !req
1415. Please! Please!Copy !req
1416. Stand down, human.Copy !req
1417. Not today!Copy !req
1418. The reckoning is at hand!Copy !req
1419. Come on.Copy !req
1420. There she is.Copy !req
1421. Here we go.Copy !req
1422. Dog video.Copy !req
1423. "Compartir pantal... Pantallia!"Copy !req
1424. … Sí. ¡Sí!Copy !req
1425. Eric, Deborahbot, it… it… it's me.Copy !req
1426. Please!Copy !req
1427. Pig... Dog... Pig…Copy !req
1428. Loaf of bread…Copy !req
1429. Get that thing on the hood.Copy !req
1430. No!Copy !req
1431. System recovered.Copy !req
1432. Hold on!Copy !req
1433. - Katie!
- Kid!Copy !req
1434. No. No!Copy !req
1435. No.Copy !req
1436. Is that a...Copy !req
1437. Guys, help me!Copy !req
1438. Please, I've just gotta upload
Katie's video.Copy !req
1439. Red-faced anger man is using a computer?Copy !req
1440. You changed your programming.Copy !req
1441. Is that… possible?Copy !req
1442. Well, well.Copy !req
1443. If it isn't quirky young
teenage hero Katie Mitchell.Copy !req
1444. Put me down. I've got to save my family!Copy !req
1445. "I've got to save my family."Copy !req
1446. Everyone says that,
but no one has been ableCopy !req
1447. to give me a single reason
humans are worth saving.Copy !req
1448. Well, you...Copy !req
1449. Don't say something stupid like,Copy !req
1450. "Ooh, the power of love."Copy !req
1451. I've learned we're all better off alone,Copy !req
1452. no one to hold us back.Copy !req
1453. Relationships are just too difficult.Copy !req
1454. You're right, Pal.Copy !req
1455. They're…Copy !req
1456. They're not easy.Copy !req
1457. Sometimes you have to listen
to long monologuesCopy !req
1458. about triceratops migration,Copy !req
1459. but it's worth it
to get a friend for life.Copy !req
1460. And… and sometimesCopy !req
1461. you have to eat disgusting cupcakesCopy !req
1462. shaped like your own face,Copy !req
1463. but it's worth it to see your mom smile.Copy !req
1464. Sometimes you have to give your dad
the benefit of the doubt,Copy !req
1465. even if all he wants to do
is talk about pine conesCopy !req
1466. and screwdrivers.Copy !req
1467. Because even if he doesn't
always get it right,Copy !req
1468. he's always trying,Copy !req
1469. harder than you ever knew.Copy !req
1470. My whole family triedCopy !req
1471. to come together, and it worked.Copy !req
1472. It actually worked.Copy !req
1473. Families can be hard,Copy !req
1474. but they're so worth fighting for.Copy !req
1475. They might be one of
the only things that are.Copy !req
1476. Nodded off for a bit there.Copy !req
1477. Sorry, that was so boring!Copy !req
1478. You all talk about families,Copy !req
1479. but trust me, you will drop each other
the first chance you get,Copy !req
1480. just like this.Copy !req
1481. What?Copy !req
1482. Guys, help me!Copy !req
1483. What?Copy !req
1484. Dog Cop, you've done it again.Copy !req
1485. Dog... Pig... Dog... Pig... Pig...Copy !req
1486. - Loaf of bread.
- System error.Copy !req
1487. What's happening?Copy !req
1488. No way.Copy !req
1489. It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears,Copy !req
1490. but I can now almost use a computer.Copy !req
1491. Dad, you hacked the screens? How?Copy !req
1492. Well, I got a little help.Copy !req
1493. If this obstinate man
could change his programming…Copy !req
1494. …we decided we could change ours.Copy !req
1495. We make our own orders now.Copy !req
1496. Ooh, now we're scary.Copy !req
1497. Hey, kid, I saw your movie.Copy !req
1498. I should've watched it a lot sooner.Copy !req
1499. But I think maybe in the sequel,Copy !req
1500. Sarge should tell Dog CopCopy !req
1501. he's always…Copy !req
1502. He's always gonna be there to back her up.Copy !req
1503. That's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
1504. Dad, look!Copy !req
1505. Pig... Dog... Pig... Dog...Copy !req
1506. - Loaf of bread.
- System error.Copy !req
1507. - All right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1508. Let's go stop Pal.Copy !req
1509. Error... Loaf...Copy !req
1510. Why aren't those guys'
heads exploding?Copy !req
1511. We can tell the difference
between dog and pig and bread.Copy !req
1512. If we're going down,
Dad, this one's for you.Copy !req
1513. Robots, play our song.Copy !req
1514. Come on.Copy !req
1515. What, what is this?Copy !req
1516. - Dad! Aah!
- Watch out!Copy !req
1517. Buckle up, kid!Copy !req
1518. What?Copy !req
1519. My eyes!Copy !req
1520. Brothers, run!Copy !req
1521. I have made the metal ones
pay for their crimes.Copy !req
1522. Mom's scary now.Copy !req
1523. Linda! Yeah.Copy !req
1524. Where you been hiding?
I could get into this.Copy !req
1525. The lavender one has found us.
We must retreat!Copy !req
1526. Too late, scumbags!Copy !req
1527. - Hold on tight, sweetie.
- Mommy's got ya.Copy !req
1528. What? No! No! No!Copy !req
1529. So, our weird neighbors
are saving the world?Copy !req
1530. Yes, they are, Jim.Copy !req
1531. Now!Copy !req
1532. We'll distract them.
Now, go break that phone.Copy !req
1533. - Pig... Dog... Pig…
- No.Copy !req
1534. No, somebody stop her!
My gosh, please stop her!Copy !req
1535. Yes, my queen.Copy !req
1536. You can't stop us. You're just a human.Copy !req
1537. I'm not just a human.Copy !req
1538. I'm a Mitchell!Copy !req
1539. No! No!Copy !req
1540. Monchi, catch!Copy !req
1541. You idiot.Copy !req
1542. No!Copy !req
1543. Not a glass of water!Copy !req
1544. You know what this reminds me of?Copy !req
1545. Look, Mom, the Mitchells.Copy !req
1546. Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible.Copy !req
1547. I gotta say, I'm a little jealous.Copy !req
1548. What? You guys are jealous of us?Copy !req
1549. You're so brave and so authentic.Copy !req
1550. And you know what, Linda?Copy !req
1551. You've inspired meCopy !req
1552. to follow you on Instagram.Copy !req
1553. Wait.
You don't follow me already?Copy !req
1554. You're welcome, Linda.Copy !req
1555. You're welcome.Copy !req
1556. That was an A-plus compliment, hon.Copy !req
1557. Abbey Posey,
I… I… I just wanna say,Copy !req
1558. I think you're neat, and I wonder
if you could come overCopy !req
1559. and talk about dinosaurs
casually sometime!Copy !req
1560. Um, sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs.Copy !req
1561. I like your shirt, but I wish that T-Rex
had feathers on it to make it moreCopy !req
1562. - scientifically accurate.
- Scientifically accurate.Copy !req
1563. I'm kidding! I hate you!
You never heard any of this!Copy !req
1564. Goodbye forever!Copy !req
1565. Dummy.Copy !req
1566. I need to have a talk with that boy.Copy !req
1567. Katie. Wh… where's Katie?Copy !req
1568. Katie? Katie!Copy !req
1569. Katie!Copy !req
1570. My gosh.Copy !req
1571. Aw, kid.Copy !req
1572. Katie!Copy !req
1573. Katie.Copy !req
1574. Dad.Copy !req
1575. Come closer.Copy !req
1576. Closer.Copy !req
1577. - Mwah.
- Aah! Dang it!Copy !req
1578. You knucklehead.Copy !req
1579. Shouldn't you two be, dead?Copy !req
1580. Our malfunction appears to have saved us.Copy !req
1581. Brother, what is death?Copy !req
1582. Let's, just,
put a pin in that one.Copy !req
1583. Hey, can we get a picture here or what?Copy !req
1584. We're making memories here, baby.Copy !req
1585. Okay, everyone smile.Copy !req
1586. Whoops!Copy !req
1587. This is the photo you picked?Copy !req
1588. Mom, we look horrible.Copy !req
1589. I like it. It looks like us.Copy !req
1590. Well, I guess this is it.Copy !req
1591. Yep.Copy !req
1592. Hey, Dad, you subscribed
to my YouTube channel?Copy !req
1593. Thanks. I'm surprised
you even figured out how.Copy !req
1594. Katie, please.
After all that, I'm a computer expert.Copy !req
1595. Am I doing this right?
Should I update my software?Copy !req
1596. Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"!Copy !req
1597. I accidentally ordered
12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I...Copy !req
1598. You know, no problem at all.Copy !req
1599. Thanks. It… it means a lot to me.Copy !req
1600. Hey. Don't let the world make you normal
while I'm gone, okay?Copy !req
1601. I never will.Copy !req
1602. I'll call you every week.Copy !req
1603. Deal. Raptor bash?Copy !req
1604. For life.Copy !req
1605. - Come here, you little goober.
- Put me down.Copy !req
1606. Goodbye, you king of kings.Copy !req
1607. Thanks for being
the best mom in the world.Copy !req
1608. We love you, honey.Copy !req
1609. And here, to remember us.Copy !req
1610. Every horrible picture we've ever taken.Copy !req
1611. Thanks. It's… it's heavy.Copy !req
1612. I know.Copy !req
1613. Wish we didn't
have to go, but…Copy !req
1614. Good luck, finding your people.Copy !req
1615. Dad, come on.Copy !req
1616. You guys are my people.Copy !req
1617. So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone…Copy !req
1618. I'll always haveCopy !req
1619. my favorite thing.Copy !req
1620. Do you remember how
a moose says I love you?Copy !req
1621. Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad.Copy !req
1622. Come here.Copy !req
1623. Mom, you're hugging too tight.Copy !req
1624. You love it. You love it!Copy !req
1625. I do love it.Copy !req
1626. We're setting up
the Slip 'N Slide tomorrow.Copy !req
1627. - You in?
- Yeah. Definitely.Copy !req
1628. Hold on. I'm getting a call.Copy !req
1629. Thanks again for saving
the world, K-Bones!Copy !req
1630. No problem, Dirk.Copy !req
1631. That's my Katie.
Are you eating enough? How's classes?Copy !req
1632. Are you and Jade official, and will you
bring her home for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
1633. Easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks.Copy !req
1634. Also, do I look okay?Copy !req
1635. I've been…Copy !req
1636. …sick lately.Copy !req
1637. My gosh! She's dead!Copy !req
1638. Call 911!Copy !req
1639. I've been taking a class about filters.Copy !req
1640. You. That is so creative.Copy !req
1641. You know, speaking of which,
you inspired your dad.Copy !req
1642. I got on that, YouTube.Copy !req
1643. I, sent you a friend request.
Why didn't you… why didn't you accept it?Copy !req
1644. That's what this is.Copy !req
1645. I thought a psychopath wrote this.Copy !req
1646. Sure, I'll… I'll accept
your friend request, Dad.Copy !req
1647. Hey, where's Aaron?Copy !req
1648. Let me just show you.Copy !req
1649. Okay, stegosaurus…Copy !req
1650. Hey, Aaron. Wanna show your sister
who you're talking to?Copy !req
1651. - What? No.
- I'm not doing anything!Copy !req
1652. Sorry. Force of habit.Copy !req
1653. - Hello, slovenly girl.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
1654. We received your care package for Aaron.Copy !req
1655. Looks like we got some clothes here
for a little gentleman.Copy !req
1656. The prophecy has been fulfilled!Copy !req
1657. So, guys, I guess we're receiving some
Congressional Medal of Honor or something.Copy !req
1658. We have to go to Washington, DC.Copy !req
1659. Do you guys want to fly or…Copy !req
1660. Let's have a sing-along.
I'll go first.Copy !req
1661. I just made that up.Copy !req
1662. Somebody give me a Grammy
for Greatest Singer Alive.Copy !req
1663. Wow, wh… whoa!Copy !req
1664. I don't know.Copy !req
1665. You guys can't see me, right?Copy !req