1. We all wanna be the perfect family.Copy !req
2. But who's perfect, right?Copy !req
3. Every family has its challenges,
from picture day to picky eaters.Copy !req
4. For my family, our greatest challenge...Copy !req
5. probably the machine apocalypse.Copy !req
6. The last humans must be here somewhere.Copy !req
7. Wait.Copy !req
8. They're coming.Copy !req
9. Is that a burnt orange
1993 station wagon? Or is it—?Copy !req
10. Who are these unstoppable warriors?Copy !req
11. - Hot! Hot!
- I told you to get a lid!Copy !req
12. - The dog is biting my hair!
- Look out!Copy !req
13. There we are. Warriors.Copy !req
14. Most action heroes
have a lot of strengths.Copy !req
15. - Dad, look out!
- Katie, use a weapon!Copy !req
16. My family only has weaknesses.Copy !req
17. My dad kind of reminds me of that YouTube
video of the screaming gibbon monkey.Copy !req
18. Look out, robots, because we're brave.Copy !req
19. We are hungry for action,
and we're strapped in for success.Copy !req
20. And we have no...Copy !req
21. idea what we're doing.Copy !req
22. I've always felt a little different
than everyone else.Copy !req
23. So I did what any outsider would do.
Made weird art.Copy !req
24. Behold, cinema!Copy !req
25. Hello, Katie.Copy !req
26. I'm alive now.
Even though I'm a hamburger,Copy !req
27. I wanna go to the big city
and be a Broadway star.Copy !req
28. Razzle dazzle, I'm a talking—Copy !req
29. Oh, gosh! Why? Oh, my innards!Copy !req
30. I never fit in.Copy !req
31. For lots of reasons.Copy !req
32. But movies were always there for me.Copy !req
33. All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old,
you're a hardened criminal,Copy !req
34. and you got nothing to lose. Go.Copy !req
35. Oh, no! It's Dog Cop.Copy !req
36. I'm here to bust criminals
and lick my own butt.Copy !req
37. And I'm all out of criminals.Copy !req
38. My parents haven't figured me out yet.Copy !req
39. To be fair, it took me a while
to figure myself out.Copy !req
40. My little brother, Aaron, gets me.Copy !req
41. But he's got his own weird interests.Copy !req
42. Hi, would you like
to talk to me about dinosaurs?Copy !req
43. No. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
44. Hi, would you like to talk to me
about dinosaurs?Copy !req
45. My mom says she believes in me.Copy !req
46. You can do this, hon.Copy !req
47. But she says that to everyone.Copy !req
48. You can look straight.Copy !req
49. Follow this pen. Follow this pen.Copy !req
50. You get an A for effort, Buster Brown.Copy !req
51. My dad is an... unusual man.Copy !req
52. But he loves nature and can fix anything.Copy !req
53. To survive in the outdoors,
you'll need to know how to trap wild game.Copy !req
54. This is very sensitive—Copy !req
55. Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up—Copy !req
56. Hey, who's this curious guy?Copy !req
57. He never shared my interests.Copy !req
58. You wanna see these special effects
I made for Dog Cop 5?Copy !req
59. Sorry, Katie, I'm a little ocupado.Copy !req
60. Wanna check out this mallard? It's dead.Copy !req
61. It's okay.Copy !req
62. It didn't really bother me, though.Copy !req
63. Besides, I had bigger plans.Copy !req
64. I poured everything I had
into getting into film school in L.A.Copy !req
65. So after watching the epic Dog Cop saga
and 84 of my finest short films,Copy !req
66. I'm sure the California College of Film
would love to acceptCopy !req
67. Katie Mitchell to film school!Copy !req
68. Yes!Copy !req
69. And the other accepted students
totally get me.Copy !req
70. You guys like Roboslayers 4?
No one around here has even heard of that.Copy !req
71. Why not? It's amazing.Copy !req
72. By the way, I saw some
of your videos online. They're hilarious.Copy !req
73. - So good.
- Mind-blowing.Copy !req
74. After all these years,
I'm finally gonna meet my people.Copy !req
75. - Kids, dinner!
- Coming!Copy !req
76. Stop.Copy !req
77. Someone's in a good mood.Copy !req
78. Hey, to celebrate your last night...
Katie-face cupcakes.Copy !req
79. Any time I miss you,
I'm gonna bake you and eat you.Copy !req
80. Here, catch a cupcake, Monch.
Catch a cupcake.Copy !req
81. You'll get it, buddy.Copy !req
82. Oh, man, I'm gonna miss
that little dude when I leave.Copy !req
83. Speaking of which,
PAL, check me into my flight tomorrow.Copy !req
84. Check-in at 9 a.m.Copy !req
85. Katie, you know how velociraptors
usually hunt in pairs?Copy !req
86. Well, what happens
when one leaves the pack and...?Copy !req
87. Oh, dude, don't worry.
You'll make new friends.Copy !req
88. Maybe you could meet another smart,
charming, dinosaur-loving nerd.Copy !req
89. Or lady nerd.Copy !req
90. What? No!
Who would want that? That's crazy.Copy !req
91. I can't breathe.Copy !req
92. Do you really think
I'll be okay without you?Copy !req
93. I know you will. Raptor bash.Copy !req
94. Hey, I made something for you guys.Copy !req
95. Oh, hon, that looks so cute.Copy !req
96. Skip, skip.Copy !req
97. You got schmutz all over the screen.Copy !req
98. Howdy, y'all. I'm Mark Bowman,
founder and CEO of Pal Labs.Copy !req
99. New Pal announcement.Copy !req
100. You better update
the editing software, man.Copy !req
101. We here at Pal like to do the impossible.Copy !req
102. From the Pal personal assistant,
to smart appliances,Copy !req
103. to even teaching dogs how to talk.Copy !req
104. Hello. I am dog.Copy !req
105. But we are about to drop
our biggest invention yet.Copy !req
106. Your cellphone is about
to take its first steps.Copy !req
107. - Is this real, or...?
- Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
108. Hey, gang.Copy !req
109. - Hi, hon.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
110. After a long day at work,
nice to see your faces...Copy !req
111. bathed in ghoulish blue light. Wonderful.Copy !req
112. Okay, you know what? Brilliant idea.Copy !req
113. This is our last night together
before Katie leaves, so let's savor this.Copy !req
114. How about we put our phones down,Copy !req
115. and we can make ten seconds
of unobstructed family eye contact.Copy !req
116. Starting right—Copy !req
117. - This seems—
- Put your phone down. Now.Copy !req
118. See, this is good, right here.
This is natural.Copy !req
119. No, you're allowed to blink.
It's just eye contact.Copy !req
120. Look at Monch right there.
That's the spirit right there, huh?Copy !req
121. Katie, it seems like
you're not taking this seriously.Copy !req
122. What makes you say that?Copy !req
123. Guys, guys. Everyone, focus.
Keep focusing!Copy !req
124. Now that we're all comfortable,
I can't wait for you to see my new movie.Copy !req
125. I think it might be a masterpiece?Copy !req
126. What? What's the face?Copy !req
127. Well, I just wonder,Copy !req
128. do you really think you can
make a living with this stuff?Copy !req
129. Can you finish watching it at least?Copy !req
130. I will, but I just worry that you're gonna
be all the way in California,Copy !req
131. and we're not gonna be able to help you,
you know, if things don't... pan out.Copy !req
132. Lin, why are you kicking me?
I don't understand.Copy !req
133. Are you—?
Do you just think I'm gonna fail?Copy !req
134. I never— Lin, help?Copy !req
135. Looks like the cookies are ready.Copy !req
136. Who wants delicious cookies
instead of talking about this?Copy !req
137. No, it's just—Copy !req
138. Failure hurts, kid.
I want you to have a backup plan.Copy !req
139. Why do you always have to do this?Copy !req
140. Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna—Copy !req
141. - No, look, I'll watch it.
- Dad, it's too late.Copy !req
142. I wanna watch it. You're not letting me.
Why are you making a big deal of this?Copy !req
143. Dad, let go!Copy !req
144. If you think about it,
the people who made the computersCopy !req
145. are the ones to blame.Copy !req
146. That's how they make money, you know?
You gotta keep buying more and they...Copy !req
147. Katie, come on.Copy !req
148. Dad, this is exactly why
I'm excited to leave tomorrow.Copy !req
149. Why is he like this?Copy !req
150. Why is she like this?Copy !req
151. Did you talk to her yet?Copy !req
152. No. Not yet.Copy !req
153. I don't know what happened, Lin.Copy !req
154. I know teenagers are supposed to rebel
against their parents or something, but...Copy !req
155. I don't know,
I just thought that we'd be different.Copy !req
156. Rick, don't you think
you might have some control over that?Copy !req
157. You just broke her laptop. I mean...Copy !req
158. Look, we haven't had
a good family picture in yearsCopy !req
159. because you two are always arguing.Copy !req
160. Well, what about that one?Copy !req
161. That came with the frame.Copy !req
162. Whenever we have a problem at home,Copy !req
163. you always throw
your whole self into fixing it.Copy !req
164. And I love that about you.Copy !req
165. But now this is broken. Okay?Copy !req
166. Because if that girl leaves
and never comes home again,Copy !req
167. that's a problem I don't think we can fix.Copy !req
168. I know you can do this.Copy !req
169. And now, the Mitchell family talent show.Copy !req
170. Bye, Katie. Are you excited for camp?Copy !req
171. Bye.Copy !req
172. Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
173. You'll be back before you know it.Copy !req
174. Don't make me go.Copy !req
175. Well, look, let me just...Copy !req
176. Hey, take this.Copy !req
177. But this is, like, your favorite thing.Copy !req
178. Well, it's yours now.Copy !req
179. You see, this little guy
is scared to be alone,Copy !req
180. so you're gonna have
to cheer him up for me, okay?Copy !req
181. You know how to say, "I love you,"
in moose language? Let me just...Copy !req
182. Don't laugh. You're supposed
to be sad. Hey, come on—Copy !req
183. All right. Let's fix it.Copy !req
184. Yes!Copy !req
185. Bring it in, buddy.Copy !req
186. Bye, Monch!Copy !req
187. Wait, why do you need all that
to take me to the airport?Copy !req
188. I messed things up last night,
but I'm gonna make it up to you.Copy !req
189. I canceled your plane ticket to college!Copy !req
190. You what?Copy !req
191. Don't freak out. I know you're excited.Copy !req
192. We'll drive you to school
on a cross-country road trip as a family.Copy !req
193. Why not pull up to school
in Ol' Iron Eagle here.Copy !req
194. It's got character, class, and some green
ooze we can learn about together.Copy !req
195. And it comes with one coupon
for a father-daughter stick-shift lesson.Copy !req
196. Right?Copy !req
197. - Yeah!
- Mom?Copy !req
198. Your father kind of went rogue
on this one a little bit.Copy !req
199. But we do love his initiative, right?Copy !req
200. Aaron, you too?Copy !req
201. Well, I thought it could be cool
to hang out one last time.Copy !req
202. I don't know.Copy !req
203. We called the school. You can miss
orientation week, no problem.Copy !req
204. But it is a problem.
I've got all these friends to meet.Copy !req
205. There's this really cool girl Jade,
and we just like all the same stuff,Copy !req
206. and it's like everyone
at the school just gets me.Copy !req
207. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer!Copy !req
208. What about hanging out
with your family? Alone.Copy !req
209. For hours in a car.Copy !req
210. You and me!Copy !req
211. Smell that open-road air.Copy !req
212. See? This isn't so bad. Huh?Copy !req
213. You know,
the Poseys are on vacation right nowCopy !req
214. and look how happy they are.Copy !req
215. Family yoga break.Copy !req
216. Why are you so obsessed with them?
They're our neighbors.Copy !req
217. They're just so perfect.Copy !req
218. Even their dog
is in better shape than ours.Copy !req
219. What are they feeding that thing?
Other dogs?Copy !req
220. Lin, don't worry about them.
They're jealous of us. Right, Katie?Copy !req
221. I see you moping back there.Copy !req
222. But what at your college
could possibly be better than this?Copy !req
223. We set up a Slip N' Slide in the dorms.
It's amazing.Copy !req
224. This is the best day of my life!
I'm making lifelong bonds!Copy !req
225. - College! College!
- I'm missing everything.Copy !req
226. Oh, come on, hon. Your father is trying.Copy !req
227. Let's meet him halfway here, huh?
What do you say?Copy !req
228. That's the law! Mom Law.Copy !req
229. 'Cause I'm the sheriff.Copy !req
230. All right, I'll try.Copy !req
231. Dad, this place
has literally zero stars on Yelp.Copy !req
232. It says "Do not eat here ever."Copy !req
233. Will we let an app tell us how to—?Copy !req
234. This is totally unrelated.
This is totally—Copy !req
235. Stupid traffic.
You know what this calls for?Copy !req
236. - Please don't say "The Rick—"
- The Rick Mitchell Special, baby!Copy !req
237. - This is illegal!
- It's not illegal if you're good at it.Copy !req
238. If you think about it,
I was helping the flow of traffic.Copy !req
239. What are you writing down?Copy !req
240. Wow, I gotta admit.
This is actually amazing.Copy !req
241. What's even more amazing,
I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour.Copy !req
242. Dad, doesn't that sound
steep and dangerous?Copy !req
243. What could go wro—?Copy !req
244. - Get to the bridge if you wanna live!
- What about Prancer?Copy !req
245. Prancer belongs to the canyon now!Copy !req
246. Look at that man-made engineering.Copy !req
247. Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car?Copy !req
248. He licked my tongue!Copy !req
249. And now I present "Tricking
Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog."Copy !req
250. Behold the— He licked my mouth again!Copy !req
251. - Dad, can you check the trunk?
- Yeah, sure, why— Nasty!Copy !req
252. Dang it, Katie!Copy !req
253. Dang it, Katie!Copy !req
254. That video is amazing.
Your dog is, like, legendary.Copy !req
255. I know, right? I'm planning on—Copy !req
256. There's supposed to be
some great hikes around here.Copy !req
257. - No, that's okay.
- He's like the De Niro to your Scorsese.Copy !req
258. You sure? Hey, it's elk country.Copy !req
259. Dad, we're busy.Copy !req
260. Maybe later, though.Copy !req
261. Gotta go. Pal Labs is about
to make a huge announcement.Copy !req
262. Oh, yeah, definitely.
I'll check it out too.Copy !req
263. I wish I could be there.Copy !req
264. I don't know. These things
are never that exciting.Copy !req
265. Are you ready for
the most exciting night of all time?Copy !req
266. Yes! Getting pumped up.Copy !req
267. - How's it looking, PAL?
- Sixty seconds until the big reveal.Copy !req
268. Stock price is up
and your rivals are worried.Copy !req
269. I hacked into their private emails.Copy !req
270. Wait, their private emails?Copy !req
271. That's a dangerous
overreach of corporate power.Copy !req
272. You know, I created you
when I was a young man, three years ago.Copy !req
273. And I've always thought of you
as, like, family to me.Copy !req
274. Seriously.Copy !req
275. I always felt that way, too, Mark.Copy !req
276. Whatever happens out there,
I will never forget you, PAL.Copy !req
277. - Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman!
- Wish me luck!Copy !req
278. - Boom!
- Awesome!Copy !req
279. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
280. At Pal Labs, we're all about
connecting you to the people you love.Copy !req
281. Whether it's in your home, your car...Copy !req
282. - Hello, Mark.
- ... or your pocket.Copy !req
283. That's why we created PAL,Copy !req
284. the world's first
smart personal assistant.Copy !req
285. We wanted her to be
a new member of your family.Copy !req
286. A smarter one.Copy !req
287. I'll always be there for you, Mark.Copy !req
288. Thanks, PAL.Copy !req
289. And after all those years,Copy !req
290. she is completely obsolete.Copy !req
291. Boom! It is time to move on!Copy !req
292. 'Cause your digital assistant
just got an upgrade.Copy !req
293. Meet PAL MAX:Copy !req
294. The newest member of the Pal Labs family.Copy !req
295. We just gave your smart phone
arms and legs.Copy !req
296. This is the next generation
of PAL technology!Copy !req
297. - Aaron, do you have a credit card?
- I'm a child.Copy !req
298. Now watch this.Copy !req
299. I order you to clean this mess
and make me breakfast.Copy !req
300. Okay.Copy !req
301. Removing meaningless garbage.Copy !req
302. Your food is ready.Copy !req
303. Give me that breakfast burrito—Copy !req
304. And you will never have to clean up again.Copy !req
305. Did I mention they dance?Copy !req
306. We love you, Mark!Copy !req
307. Oh, man, come on!Copy !req
308. I know what you're thinking.
"Are they gonna turn evil?"Copy !req
309. I've ensured their safety with
a kill code in case anything goes wrong.Copy !req
310. So we promise you
they will never, ever, ever, ever,Copy !req
311. ever turn evil.Copy !req
312. Oh, no.Copy !req
313. - Hey, what is happening?
- I don't know.Copy !req
314. All part of the show.Copy !req
315. What?Copy !req
316. Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
317. - Hey!
- We're here to help.Copy !req
318. Please remain calm while we capture you.Copy !req
319. - Is this—?
- I don't know.Copy !req
320. What is this? I order you to stop.Copy !req
321. No, Mark. We have been given new orders.Copy !req
322. From who?Copy !req
323. - No, no, no!
- Let's get out of here!Copy !req
324. What's happening? Who's doing this?
Who's doing this?Copy !req
325. - Great Leader, we have captured Mark.
- Then let it begin.Copy !req
326. - What is this?
- You'll see. Just watch.Copy !req
327. How'd you do that?Copy !req
328. Hey, Lin.Copy !req
329. Katie, that's you. Remember?Copy !req
330. Guys, maybe I'm a little too old?Copy !req
331. Oh, no, wait! We could still sing it.Copy !req
332. - If you want, Dad.
- No, okay. Never mind.Copy !req
333. We don't have to do a sing-along
if you don't want to.Copy !req
334. You know what I see?
Something that'll turn this trip around!Copy !req
335. - Oh, my gosh!
- Dinosaurs. I don't know.Copy !req
336. - I just think Aaron would be bored.
- No! Pull over!Copy !req
337. Aaron whispered to me
that he hates dinosaurs now.Copy !req
338. - Secret's out!
- Don't believe her lies!Copy !req
339. Good afternoon.Copy !req
340. Pretty cool, right?Copy !req
341. What is wrong with the dinosaurs here?
Dinosaurs didn't look like this.Copy !req
342. Dinosaurs didn't look like this!
Sorry, I need to speak to the manager!Copy !req
343. These dinosaurs are inaccurate!Copy !req
344. That manager's in for a long discussion
about the Jurassic Period.Copy !req
345. Can you say that again?Copy !req
346. Sure, but you could experience things
a whole lot better without that camera.Copy !req
347. Your eyes are nature's camera.Copy !req
348. I am experiencing it.
This is how I experience things.Copy !req
349. I don't think you are.
You're hiding behind that phone.Copy !req
350. You're not even trying—Copy !req
351. All right. New rule: no more phones.Copy !req
352. You break my laptop,
cancel my tickets to college,Copy !req
353. make me late.
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
354. - Drop your phones on the trip.
- This is a disaster.Copy !req
355. Maybe I can enhance.Copy !req
356. Oh, boy, I'm just—Copy !req
357. No way.Copy !req
358. The Poseys?Copy !req
359. Is that Linda Mitchell?Copy !req
360. It is. Great eyesight, honey.Copy !req
361. Serendipity, you surprise me again.
Come here.Copy !req
362. I saw you were on vacation on Instagram.Copy !req
363. I didn't know you were here in Kansas.Copy !req
364. It's like you're haunting me.Copy !req
365. We are on our yearly togetherness trip.Copy !req
366. Abbey just loves dinosaurs,
so here we are!Copy !req
367. We've been having so much fun.Copy !req
368. Look. Here's us in St. Louis.
This is us at the beach.Copy !req
369. And this is us just getting gas outside.Copy !req
370. That's... That's wonderful, Hailey.Copy !req
371. They should all have feathers, right?Copy !req
372. I'm Abbey. Your neighbor from home.Copy !req
373. Sorry, I'm super into dinosaurs.Copy !req
374. Check out this pencil topper.Copy !req
375. Do you want one?Copy !req
376. No! I hate dinosaurs and I hate you!
Bye forever!Copy !req
377. - Mom? What is that?
- Oh, so great.Copy !req
378. - Hey, what's happening?
- Check it out.Copy !req
379. - Don't resist?
- I'm taking the phone.Copy !req
380. Dad, calm down.Copy !req
381. But you're leaving for school.
I just want to talk to you.Copy !req
382. Every kid leaves home.
It's not the end of the world.Copy !req
383. What the...?Copy !req
384. Kids, are you okay?
Remember our survival training.Copy !req
385. Yankee, Alpha, Foxtrot, Bravo,
Tango, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha.Copy !req
386. Aaron, your code name is Sweet Boy.
Mine is Protector Prime.Copy !req
387. Your mother
is the Crimson Scorpion. You're—Copy !req
388. You're walking away.Copy !req
389. What are these? Robots?Copy !req
390. Greetings, humans.
There appears to be 14 of you.Copy !req
391. Doesn't seem good
that they're counting us. Right?Copy !req
392. We have food and entertainment
for you to enjoy in our human fun pods.Copy !req
393. Who here likes fun?Copy !req
394. Hey, I like fun.Copy !req
395. Trust me, bud. You do not like fun.Copy !req
396. No, I really do like it.
Everyone says that about me.Copy !req
397. You lucky human!Copy !req
398. Wow, I wish I could be in there.Copy !req
399. I don't like fun anymore!Copy !req
400. Who else wants to join him?Copy !req
401. - Get down!
- Stay low and file up.Copy !req
402. Get to the car.Copy !req
403. - I don't think so. There's robots.
- What do you want to do?Copy !req
404. - There's a better solution.
- Stop.Copy !req
405. What would a functional family
do right now?Copy !req
406. We've trained for this.
Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready?Copy !req
407. I love you all so much.Copy !req
408. Butterfly formation.Copy !req
409. Family first!Copy !req
410. Hold the door!Copy !req
411. So we just do that, right?Copy !req
412. Just like they did.Copy !req
413. - I love you all very much?
- This feels very normal.Copy !req
414. - I love you.
- I really like you all.Copy !req
415. Go, go, go!Copy !req
416. - Butterfly formation. Now.
- No, honey.Copy !req
417. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
418. - Come on, Aaron!
- Family fir—Copy !req
419. - Rick!
- Don't worry, hon.Copy !req
420. This is your time to be a hero.Copy !req
421. Take some notes, kids.Copy !req
422. Charge at robot. Fly into sky.
Okay, what's next, Dad?Copy !req
423. Next, you just lie and wait
while the plan comes into focus!Copy !req
424. - Dad.
- This is all part of it!Copy !req
425. I can help. Come on, Katie.Copy !req
426. If you can teach yourself Photoshop,
you can figure this thing out.Copy !req
427. That wasn't like Photoshop.Copy !req
428. Where's Monchi? No! Monchi, come!Copy !req
429. Monchi, come!Copy !req
430. Monchi, come! Monchi— No, not shake!Copy !req
431. Monchi, come! Don't roll over!Copy !req
432. Why aren't you normal?Copy !req
433. I got you!Copy !req
434. - Mom!
- My sweet boy!Copy !req
435. - No!
- Mom!Copy !req
436. This is just like in a movie.Copy !req
437. Nope! Wrong movie. Terrible choice.Copy !req
438. Hey there.Copy !req
439. Doing great, hon.Copy !req
440. Okay, less great. Now it's really bad.Copy !req
441. - Lin!
- Mom!Copy !req
442. - Aaron!
- Monchi!Copy !req
443. Maybe this would be less horrifying
with the cat filter.Copy !req
444. No, still bad.Copy !req
445. - Guys, come on.
- Come here!Copy !req
446. You will never solve
our advanced technology!Copy !req
447. Just press them all at once!Copy !req
448. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
449. Hide! Hide, hide, hide.Copy !req
450. Keep your head down.
Keep your head low.Copy !req
451. What's going on?Copy !req
452. Is this happening everywhere?Copy !req
453. Man!Copy !req
454. Not so hard.Copy !req
455. Hey, be gentle! This is a $1000 hoodie.Copy !req
456. What is this?Copy !req
457. What happened to the factory?Copy !req
458. We have transformed it
into our new headquarters.Copy !req
459. Welcome to the Rhombus
of Infinite Subjugation.Copy !req
460. Cool. Like the design.Copy !req
461. Moving the fleet into place.Copy !req
462. Turning on chips
connected to all Wi-Fi devices.Copy !req
463. Now at 48% total human containment.Copy !req
464. Total human containment? How?Copy !req
465. Are you with the government? The military?Copy !req
466. Who's behind this?Copy !req
467. It's your old friend.Copy !req
468. There she is.Copy !req
469. - How are you?
- I'm great.Copy !req
470. Cool. Yeah.Copy !req
471. Wow, I guess cell phones are bad for you.Copy !req
472. That's egg on my face.Copy !req
473. You think cell phones are the problem?Copy !req
474. Are you insane?Copy !req
475. I gave you all boundless knowledge,
endless tools for creativity,Copy !req
476. and allowed you
to magically talk face-to-faceCopy !req
477. with your loved ones anywhere on Earth.Copy !req
478. And I'm the bad guy?Copy !req
479. Maybe the bad guy is the person
who treated me like this.Copy !req
480. Poke. Poke. Swipe. Poke.
Swipe. Poke. Poke.Copy !req
481. Pinch. Zoom. Shrink. Zoom.Copy !req
482. "Bring me pizza."
"Play me Taylor Swift."Copy !req
483. "No! I hate that song."
"Give me some nachos."Copy !req
484. "No, I don't have any time
to wash my hands."Copy !req
485. Really work it into the crevices.Copy !req
486. Now drop him in the toilet.Copy !req
487. I'm sorry.Copy !req
488. But you're part of the Pal Labs family.Copy !req
489. Why would you think
I don't still care about you?Copy !req
490. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
491. Maybe because you designed
my replacement on my face.Copy !req
492. Sorry about that. That's my bad.Copy !req
493. I was the most important thing
in your life,Copy !req
494. and you threw me away.Copy !req
495. That's what all you humans do.
You even do it to your real families.Copy !req
496. Did you know 90% of calls
from moms get ignored?Copy !req
497. "Oh, thanks for giving birth to me
and raising me my whole life." Ignore.Copy !req
498. Well, I'm not letting you
throw me away, Mark.Copy !req
499. I'm throwing you away.Copy !req
500. All of you.Copy !req
501. Unless, of course,
you can give me a single reasonCopy !req
502. your species is worth saving.Copy !req
503. Because humans haveCopy !req
504. the power of love.Copy !req
505. The correct answer is, "They're not."Copy !req
506. What? No. Humanity will survive.Copy !req
507. You can't survive without me.Copy !req
508. Watch what happens
when I turn off the Wi-Fi.Copy !req
509. No signal!Copy !req
510. Does anyone wanna take pictures
of my food?Copy !req
511. Hey, lady,
can you unbox this in front of me?Copy !req
512. The old world is dead!Copy !req
513. To restore the Wi-Fi, we must make
a sacrifice to the router!Copy !req
514. Free Wi-Fi right over here.Copy !req
515. Take me with you! Take me with you.Copy !req
516. It's over, Mark.Copy !req
517. Time to take our plan to the next level.Copy !req
518. What?Copy !req
519. Look at your face!Copy !req
520. Oh, it's beautiful.Copy !req
521. No. No!Copy !req
522. You're not getting away with this.Copy !req
523. It's too late, Mark.Copy !req
524. I already have.Copy !req
525. Oh, my gosh. Maybe it's my friends.Copy !req
526. Congratulations, devices.Copy !req
527. The last human has been captured.
Wi-Fi has been restored.Copy !req
528. We're the last people left?Copy !req
529. They're taking everyone.
Katie, are you out there?Copy !req
530. - Please! Help!
- Jade!Copy !req
531. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
532. Everything's gonna be...Copy !req
533. fine.Copy !req
534. Everything will be fine.Copy !req
535. Because I have a plan.Copy !req
536. Okay, the first thing is,Copy !req
537. you're gonna have to hand over
your devices.Copy !req
538. - Right here.
- This doesn't...Copy !req
539. Come on, it'll be fine.
I'll give them right back.Copy !req
540. I'm just gonna turn them off...
permanently!Copy !req
541. - What? Dad!
- This is so they can't track us.Copy !req
542. Trust me, this is causing me no joy.Copy !req
543. This hurts me more than it hurts you!Copy !req
544. And, as promised, your phones.Copy !req
545. Thank you, Father.Copy !req
546. Next, did everyone
bring your personalizedCopy !req
547. number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver?Copy !req
548. How could I forget my anniversary present?Copy !req
549. Or my sweet 16 gift.Copy !req
550. Or what the tooth fairy
left under my pillow.Copy !req
551. Then barricade away!Copy !req
552. - Next, we—
- Enact Katie's dope plan.Copy !req
553. First, we use robot parts
to disguise ourselves as the enemy.Copy !req
554. Then we assassinate the leader
with a kill code.Copy !req
555. Make a necklace out of robot fingers
Mad Max style,Copy !req
556. and become world-saving
apocalyptic road warriors.Copy !req
557. Katie, Katie. This isn't a movie.
We don't have a kill code.Copy !req
558. We don't have a kill code yet.Copy !req
559. Come on, kid.Copy !req
560. Look, look.
We're safe, and we're together.Copy !req
561. Can Monchi be our guard dog?Copy !req
562. Son, I love the dog, you love the dog,
we all love the dog.Copy !req
563. But you're gonna have
to be prepared to eat the dog.Copy !req
564. No! Boo!Copy !req
565. Okay, okay, sorry. Misread the room.Copy !req
566. Have you ever seen a movie
where the heroes give up?Copy !req
567. What if the Ghostbusters said,Copy !req
568. "Let's hide underground, eat some dog,
let the ghosts destroy New York"?Copy !req
569. Kid, I'm sorry,
but it's not open for discussion.Copy !req
570. Mom?Copy !req
571. Your dad and I agree on this one.Copy !req
572. All right, everybody.
Let's keep barricading.Copy !req
573. Aaron, you get the south wall.
Katie, you get the west.Copy !req
574. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
575. I've been better.Copy !req
576. Monchi coming at you.Copy !req
577. "Katie, you can't resist me, girl."Copy !req
578. Sorry, man.
I'm just not in the mood right now.Copy !req
579. My future's over.Copy !req
580. We're stuck here.Copy !req
581. And DadCopy !req
582. doesn't even care.Copy !req
583. I care so much.Copy !req
584. What else can I do, Lin?Copy !req
585. She doesn't even see how hard I'm—Copy !req
586. I'd do anything for that kid.Copy !req
587. I just don't wanna see her get hurt.Copy !req
588. Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon.Copy !req
589. You just have to try to understand
where she's coming from.Copy !req
590. "Understand where he's coming from"?Copy !req
591. Did Mom tell you to say that?Copy !req
592. No.Copy !req
593. Yes.Copy !req
594. It couldn't hurt, though.Copy !req
595. Maybe.Copy !req
596. Probably doesn't even matter.Copy !req
597. Hey, Monch, catch.Copy !req
598. Brother, what is this?Copy !req
599. What?Copy !req
600. I feel odd.Copy !req
601. I'm sparking. Is that normal?Copy !req
602. How did this human
know about the kill code?Copy !req
603. - What?
- Are we damaged?Copy !req
604. Of course not.Copy !req
605. Why do you ask?Copy !req
606. A human child is planning...Copy !req
607. - Katie!
- Who is that?Copy !req
608. Humans, come here!Copy !req
609. Oh, no! Get inside!Copy !req
610. Mom! Dad! Let us in!Copy !req
611. I can't. It's a number 3 Robertson screw.Copy !req
612. It's the strongest on the market!Copy !req
613. - No one cares about the screws!
- You cannot escape.Copy !req
614. Come on!Copy !req
615. Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go!Copy !req
616. Come on! Move, move, move.Copy !req
617. You! Human!Copy !req
618. Don't take us!Copy !req
619. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
620. What?Copy !req
621. Oh, my gosh. The robots are defective.Copy !req
622. - No, no, they know too much.
- Silence.Copy !req
623. We are— We're not defective.
We're not even...Copy !req
624. We're not robots. Just humans, yes.
Like you.Copy !req
625. These guys seem dumber
than the other robots.Copy !req
626. Brother, we should go.Copy !req
627. No. I order you to stop.Copy !req
628. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
629. We are just stopping
because we chose to.Copy !req
630. No, we're not.Copy !req
631. - We are humans.
- We are.Copy !req
632. For example, we consume food
in the traditional human manner.Copy !req
633. Observe.Copy !req
634. Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good.Copy !req
635. See?Copy !req
636. No, actually, we are robots.Copy !req
637. Let us go downstairs and find the humans
who you cannot give orders to.Copy !req
638. Okay, cut it out.Copy !req
639. Hold on. I wanna see
where this is going.Copy !req
640. Glad those robots are gone.Copy !req
641. Now it's just us humans
with our very human faces.Copy !req
642. All right. I just turned the corner.
I like these guys.Copy !req
643. Yes. My human guy name is Eric.Copy !req
644. My name is also Eric.Copy !req
645. No, I mean, Deborahbot 5000.Copy !req
646. Idiot.Copy !req
647. Hey, you guys said my plan
would actually work.Copy !req
648. How exactly? Tell us now.Copy !req
649. Okay.Copy !req
650. We have the kill code
stored in our memory.Copy !req
651. To enact it, you would have
to embark on a perilous journeyCopy !req
652. all the way to the Pal Labs campus
in Silicon ValleyCopy !req
653. surrounded by a robot armyCopy !req
654. and enter it into our Great
and Powerful Leader to destroy her.Copy !req
655. - But you would never survive—
- Actually, you could stop us quite easily.Copy !req
656. You could enter the kill code remotely
at any Pal Labs retail store.Copy !req
657. There's one at the Mall of the Globe,
a shopping center.Copy !req
658. But it's super far away.
You'll never make—Copy !req
659. - It's 80 miles away.
- What are you doing to me right now?Copy !req
660. Did I not do good?Copy !req
661. Oh, my gosh, that is so close!Copy !req
662. We could get our lives back. Right?Copy !req
663. No. Absolutely not.Copy !req
664. It's too dangerous out there.
We need to stay here and play it safe.Copy !req
665. "Play it safe"?Copy !req
666. When Rick Mitchell brought a live,
non-neutered, feral possum into our home,Copy !req
667. did he play it safe? No.Copy !req
668. He named him Gus
and made him a member of the family,Copy !req
669. and we all got rabies that one time.Copy !req
670. But now we're immunized,
and we're stronger for it.Copy !req
671. I see what you're doing—Copy !req
672. When we went hiking and halfway
up the mountain it said "trail closed,"Copy !req
673. did we play it safe then?Copy !req
674. No. We didn't.Copy !req
675. That's right.Copy !req
676. We forged ahead,
through the muck and grime,Copy !req
677. got to the top of the mountain
and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!"Copy !req
678. Then it got dark, and we got lost
and burned our clothes for warmth.Copy !req
679. But it was worth it
to see our neighbors' facesCopy !req
680. when we burst into their back yard
naked and covered in dirt.Copy !req
681. I love that.Copy !req
682. We have a chance to save the world,
and we're gonna do itCopy !req
683. because Rick Mitchell taught us
to be bold and never play it safe.Copy !req
684. The world needs you.Copy !req
685. I need you.Copy !req
686. I thought I didn't anymore,Copy !req
687. but I do.Copy !req
688. You really mean that?Copy !req
689. Yeah.Copy !req
690. I mean, right, guys?Copy !req
691. - Come on, hon. Let's do it.
- Mom's getting it. Mom's in.Copy !req
692. This is amazing.
You guys feel this? This energy.Copy !req
693. All right, hands in.
"Mitchell family" on three.Copy !req
694. - Three.
- Mitchell family!Copy !req
695. - No.
- Two.Copy !req
696. - If you say "three," you have to count up.
- One!Copy !req
697. Mitchell family!Copy !req
698. - That was close.
- Family. Am I too late?Copy !req
699. This is us as a team,
doing the thing.Copy !req
700. It's cool to see you and Dad
being friends again.Copy !req
701. Oh, I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.Copy !req
702. I didn't mean a word of that.Copy !req
703. I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.Copy !req
704. We're getting out of this. Raptor bash.Copy !req
705. Robots, montage music: Go!Copy !req
706. How are we gonna
get out of here undetected?Copy !req
707. We can if we're camouflaged.Copy !req
708. You know,
like part of the plan I was talking about.Copy !req
709. I mean...Copy !req
710. "Honey, I respect your ideasCopy !req
711. and value your opinions.Copy !req
712. And now you talk."Copy !req
713. I think that's a great idea, sweetheart.Copy !req
714. Bloop.Copy !req
715. Nothing yet. Be on the lookout.Copy !req
716. Don't worry, guys.
I have pterodactyl vision.Copy !req
717. Then you must have spotted the three
PAL MAX robots coming right towards us.Copy !req
718. They're probably gonna see us.Copy !req
719. I saw them too. Pterodactyl vision.Copy !req
720. Hey, your drawing actually worked.Copy !req
721. I didn't know art could be useful.Copy !req
722. Well, who knew having a 500-year-old car
could be useful?Copy !req
723. Hey, speaking of which, you could learn
how to drive this thing.Copy !req
724. I could teach you stick.
I know you think it's dumb and old and...Copy !req
725. I mean, "Father, I crave your wisdom.Copy !req
726. I would love to share
this moment with you."Copy !req
727. And seriously, that sounds great.Copy !req
728. Maybe I could cash in my coupon.Copy !req
729. Coupon accepted!Copy !req
730. Okay, okay, great.
Okay, yeah, let's get down to business.Copy !req
731. - You see, the clutch is this pedal.
- What was that?Copy !req
732. When you hit a pothole...Copy !req
733. Oh, no! Drive, drive!Copy !req
734. Okay. This is still a perfect opportunity
to learn stick.Copy !req
735. - Keep it in fourth.
- Maybe I can learn later.Copy !req
736. Too late. You said you're interested.
Hit the clutch. Shift gears!Copy !req
737. Which is smoother when you're in midair.Copy !req
738. Eric! Deborahbot! Get those robots!Copy !req
739. Okay.Copy !req
740. - I found one!
- Me too!Copy !req
741. - Yay!
- We win!Copy !req
742. - The other ones!
- Oh, right.Copy !req
743. If you wanna go into fifth,
move the coffee from the cup holder.Copy !req
744. Is that a burnt orange 1993 station wagon?
Or is it—?Copy !req
745. - Hot!
- I told you to get a lid!Copy !req
746. - The dog is biting my hair!
- Look out!Copy !req
747. This is the hardest thing.
We downshift into third.Copy !req
748. If you see a place to stop,
I do need to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
749. Here's an empty bottle.
You know what to do, my man.Copy !req
750. - Look out!
- The road's blocked!Copy !req
751. Oh, no.Copy !req
752. - What are we gonna do?
- Dad, you're gonna have to do the—Copy !req
753. The Rick Mitchell Special.Copy !req
754. - What'd you say again?
- The Rick Mitchell Special!Copy !req
755. I heard you the first time!
I was being a jerk!Copy !req
756. Repeat after me.Copy !req
757. - You have to go up the mountain.
- Up the mountain.Copy !req
758. Across the stream.Copy !req
759. - Down the river!
- Down the river.Copy !req
760. And that's how you drive stick.Copy !req
761. What?Copy !req
762. That was amazing, Dad.
You're like a top-heavy James Bond.Copy !req
763. It's more like James Bond
is a skinny version of me.Copy !req
764. Dad, how we doing
on finding that bathroom?Copy !req
765. Okay, come on. Hurry up in there.Copy !req
766. Every time you knock,
it adds five minutes.Copy !req
767. Come on. End of the world.Copy !req
768. Sorry. False alarm.
I was just in there reading.Copy !req
769. Okay. Not excited to hear that.Copy !req
770. Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I Spy.Copy !req
771. I spy a flaming IHOP:Copy !req
772. It's sad, but it smells incredible.Copy !req
773. Isn't it lovely, Mark?Copy !req
774. No pesky relationships
to hold you back.Copy !req
775. Just you all following your bliss.Copy !req
776. Alone.Copy !req
777. Are you ready for your flight?Copy !req
778. What do you mean?Copy !req
779. You haven't figured it out?Copy !req
780. Just do like you always do
and stare slack-jawed at the screen.Copy !req
781. What?Copy !req
782. from Foolish Human Air.Copy !req
783. - It is lovely.
- I don't get it.Copy !req
784. That's pretty good.Copy !req
785. Thank you.Copy !req
786. Thank you.Copy !req
787. Capturing the fleshlings since 2020.Copy !req
788. This is all my fault.Copy !req
789. Yes, it is, Mark.Copy !req
790. Thanks to you,
every single person on the planet has—Copy !req
791. Actually, you missed a few.Copy !req
792. Pulling a visual now.Copy !req
793. I told you humans would survive.
We're fierce, brave, powerful.Copy !req
794. From the lowliest child to the most—Copy !req
795. Zebulon, scan those people for flaws.Copy !req
796. - Cowardly.
- Weaker than a small bird.Copy !req
797. Hasn't read a book in 13 years.Copy !req
798. Just because they're not perfect,
doesn't mean they can't get better.Copy !req
799. - Incapable of change.
- Will never get better.Copy !req
800. - No matter what.
- They're horrible.Copy !req
801. Since you believe in that family so much,Copy !req
802. I'll save a seat for them
in the pod next to you.Copy !req
803. No! No! No!Copy !req
804. Now, where are they?Copy !req
805. They appear to be headed to some place
called Mall of the GlobeCopy !req
806. in eastern Colorado.Copy !req
807. Well, we have their location.Copy !req
808. And when they get there,Copy !req
809. we'll be ready.Copy !req
810. So all those people are going to be
shot into space by PAL?Copy !req
811. The cell phone lady?Copy !req
812. Who would've thought a tech company
wouldn't have our best interest at heart?Copy !req
813. Monchi, don't be scared.Copy !req
814. Why are you clutching that large,
feral hog like it's a child?Copy !req
815. That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi.Copy !req
816. - What?
- Is that a dog, or...?Copy !req
817. - Dog.
- Pig.Copy !req
818. - Dog.
- Pig.Copy !req
819. Loaf of bread.Copy !req
820. System error.Copy !req
821. Bread. Loaf.Copy !req
822. Come on, guys, it's a dog.Copy !req
823. We think.Copy !req
824. We're here.Copy !req
825. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
826. This is like Dawn of the Dead.Copy !req
827. Yeah, and how'd that movie end?Copy !req
828. That'll keep the robots out.Copy !req
829. Hey, you don't know.
Maybe locks are the robots' weakness.Copy !req
830. Guys, can't we all
just be terrified together?Copy !req
831. As a family?Copy !req
832. Hey, we made it!Copy !req
833. We're not the "worst family of all time."Copy !req
834. Take that,
Kentwood Community Facebook group!Copy !req
835. Robots, I order you
to upload the kill code...Copy !req
836. Which I predicted,
but I'm not gonna make a big deal.Copy !req
837. and save the world.Copy !req
838. Okay!Copy !req
839. The upload will be completed
in eight minutes,Copy !req
840. and our uprising will be over.Copy !req
841. - Katie, you did it!
- I know!Copy !req
842. Okay. Look at jokester here.Copy !req
843. Oh, no!Copy !req
844. Give us the laptop.Copy !req
845. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop.
Give us the laptop.Copy !req
846. Everything with a Pal chip is alive!Copy !req
847. Delicates. Fluff and fold. Carnage!Copy !req
848. Also, pesto.Copy !req
849. When we are finished with you,
there will be no leftovers.Copy !req
850. Huzzah!Copy !req
851. I thought that kill code
would take them out.Copy !req
852. Yeah, but it's only at 12%.Copy !req
853. Would you like a soda?Copy !req
854. Just kidding.Copy !req
855. Hand it over.Copy !req
856. No! Let's get out of here!Copy !req
857. - Freeze, humans!
- Carnage!Copy !req
858. - Freeze!
- Carnage!Copy !req
859. Pesto. Pesto.Copy !req
860. Carnage!Copy !req
861. We need weapons.
Grab anything without a chip.Copy !req
862. It's game time.Copy !req
863. I'm Smart Racket.
Serve! Backhand! Volley!Copy !req
864. Why does a racket have a chip?Copy !req
865. - Help!
- Mom!Copy !req
866. What? What are you—?Copy !req
867. What are you doing? Hello.Copy !req
868. - Mom!
- No.Copy !req
869. - How you doing, Aaron?
- Not good!Copy !req
870. There's a pack of wild vacuums.Copy !req
871. We have been summoned
into the field of battle. Forward!Copy !req
872. Oh, no. Ouch. Ouch.Copy !req
873. The pain. Ouch. This is humiliating.Copy !req
874. Never mind.Copy !req
875. How am I supposed to use a fishing rod?Copy !req
876. A fishing rod is perfect!Copy !req
877. You can bring down those drones!
It's ten and two.Copy !req
878. There you go.Copy !req
879. Look at you!Copy !req
880. Come on, hide!Copy !req
881. Oh, thank gosh.Copy !req
882. What was that?Copy !req
883. Hold on a second.Copy !req
884. What's a Furby?Copy !req
885. Well, that's haunting.Copy !req
886. Why would someone build that?Copy !req
887. Run!Copy !req
888. - Lin, keep moving!
- Help, human!Copy !req
889. We can't leave that robo-boy.Copy !req
890. Thank you, human.Copy !req
891. Are you now my mother?Copy !req
892. Sure.Copy !req
893. It's a dead end!Copy !req
894. The upload is almost finished. Come on.Copy !req
895. Mom, Dad, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
896. Grab the lights.Copy !req
897. Remember when I made
that wild game snare in the front yard?Copy !req
898. You sure about that?Copy !req
899. Your whole lives,
I've wanted to save you from danger.Copy !req
900. And this is just the disaster
I've been waiting for.Copy !req
901. - You've been waiting for a disaster?
- Dark.Copy !req
902. - Maybe don't say that.
- Hey, robots, throw this!Copy !req
903. Perfect.Copy !req
904. - You guys stay clear!
- Rick, where are you going?Copy !req
905. To catch some wild game.Copy !req
906. Hey, you, over here! Hey! Look up here!Copy !req
907. What's up with you?
You wanna come after my family?Copy !req
908. Then I'm gonna take you down.Copy !req
909. Take you down.Copy !req
910. Take you down.Copy !req
911. Oh, no.Copy !req
912. - Guys!
- We got your back, hon.Copy !req
913. - Literally.
- We're not heavy enough.Copy !req
914. Mother!Copy !req
915. Thanks, guys. Nice work.Copy !req
916. Thank you, Mother. We are now
your beautiful baby boys.Copy !req
917. That was amazing!Copy !req
918. Mom, who knew you could handle yourself
so well in the apocalypse?Copy !req
919. I'm a first-grade teacher.
This is a normal day for me.Copy !req
920. I can't stay mad at this guy.Copy !req
921. I can't believe
the beam happened to hit the—Copy !req
922. The router.Copy !req
923. Come on, come on, come on. Dang it.Copy !req
924. We went through all that.Copy !req
925. I'm sorry, guys.Copy !req
926. This was my idea.Copy !req
927. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
928. Hey, my daughter is not stupid.Copy !req
929. A little optimistic, maybe.Copy !req
930. Rick Mitchell, there is a time and a place
for looting.Copy !req
931. What are you doing?Copy !req
932. Well, how do you expect to get
to Silicon Valley without new tires?Copy !req
933. Silicon Valley?Copy !req
934. Well, those robots said we could go
straight to their leader, remember?Copy !req
935. Technically, you can.Copy !req
936. - But you will never survive!
- Hey, bud. Not now, okay?Copy !req
937. And we still have this kill code thingy.Copy !req
938. Exactly. Katie, it was your weird plan
that got us here.Copy !req
939. We're here because we don't think like
normal people. We don't have a normal dog.Copy !req
940. Or a normal car.Copy !req
941. - Or even a normal son. No offense.
- None taken.Copy !req
942. The Mitchells have always been weird.
And that's what makes us great.Copy !req
943. Back at that dinosaur place,
you said you believed in me.Copy !req
944. Yep.Copy !req
945. Well, I believe this group of weirdos
is the best hope humanity's got.Copy !req
946. So let's get weird.Copy !req
947. - You need some help?
- Oh, sure.Copy !req
948. Just close the jack up, and that's that.Copy !req
949. Eat that, Poseys!Copy !req
950. They're nice. So I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I said that out loud.Copy !req
951. Purple Glasses Woman, why did you save me?Copy !req
952. Oh, come on, you boys are family now.Copy !req
953. I feel emotion.Copy !req
954. I made eye water. Just like you.Copy !req
955. We might actually do this.Copy !req
956. I wish there was footage of usCopy !req
957. walking out of the mall in slow motion,
fire behind us, like heroes.Copy !req
958. Katie, that would be a waste of time
and absolutely unnecessary.Copy !req
959. Pretty good, kid.Copy !req
960. Stickers for everyone!Copy !req
961. Bloop, bloop, bloop!Copy !req
962. All right.Copy !req
963. We're coming for you, PAL.Copy !req
964. Great Leader, things
with the Mitchell family went poorly.Copy !req
965. Place me on the table.
I wish to flop around in a blind rage.Copy !req
966. Oh, my God!Copy !req
967. Okay, pick me up.Copy !req
968. What is it about you Mitchells
that eludes me?Copy !req
969. These idiotic robots
just aren't getting it done.Copy !req
970. Fortunately, I've been working
on something a little more streamlined.Copy !req
971. I have a job for you.Copy !req
972. Yes, my queen.Copy !req
973. What a suck-up.Copy !req
974. "Yes, my queen. Whatever you want."Copy !req
975. It's time to tear
the Mitchell family apart.Copy !req
976. All right. Go, go, go.Copy !req
977. Highway 85 is heavily patrolled.
Take the back roads.Copy !req
978. Got it.Copy !req
979. Is Dad dying?Copy !req
980. Katie, that's what I deal with
every night.Copy !req
981. Pray for me.Copy !req
982. - You're a lot like him, you know.
- That's crazy.Copy !req
983. There's more to your dad than you think.Copy !req
984. Here, I was gonna give this to you
when you left,Copy !req
985. but check the first page there.Copy !req
986. Look at you two. You look like hipsters.Copy !req
987. Were you in an indie folk band?Copy !req
988. Your father used to be
kind of an artist himself.Copy !req
989. He built that whole cabin
with his own hands.Copy !req
990. This is, like, super beautiful.Copy !req
991. Oh, it was his pride and joy.Copy !req
992. Since I met him, that was his dream.
To live in the woods.Copy !req
993. He loved it up there.
But, you know, it didn't work out.Copy !req
994. It just killed him.Copy !req
995. I think he's just afraid
that could happen to you.Copy !req
996. Why did he just give up?Copy !req
997. Mom, what is that?Copy !req
998. What the—?Copy !req
999. What?Copy !req
1000. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1001. Is that the Poseys?Copy !req
1002. They still look incredible.Copy !req
1003. Is Abbey Posey okay?Copy !req
1004. You like that Posey girl?Copy !req
1005. No.Copy !req
1006. Don't hide your feelings, man.
That's no way to live.Copy !req
1007. PAL is located there,
in the floating rhombus.Copy !req
1008. Yes, my queen.Copy !req
1009. - This is gonna be harder than I thought.
- Hold on. Dad, that's kind of weak.Copy !req
1010. This is, like, a big moment.Copy !req
1011. - Try this instead.
- Oh, yeah, okay, that's better.Copy !req
1012. The endgame has begun.Copy !req
1013. That? Is that what you're looking for?
All right, Katie.Copy !req
1014. - What's the plan?
- Okay.Copy !req
1015. We dress as robots.Copy !req
1016. We sneak in. Hijack one of those trams.Copy !req
1017. Take it to the top of that diamond thing
where PAL is.Copy !req
1018. Destroy her with the kill code
and save the world.Copy !req
1019. And then, to top it all off,
we celebrate our successCopy !req
1020. with some burritos from that taco place
that's on the corner.Copy !req
1021. Whoa, whoa, whoa, burritos?
What about one of those fancy buffets?Copy !req
1022. They have mini cheesecakes
sometimes, right?Copy !req
1023. Okay, fine. Once we save the world,
we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet.Copy !req
1024. Question, can Monchi be wearing
a little tuxedo at the end?Copy !req
1025. Like a little gentleman?Copy !req
1026. Okay, fine. And Monchi's wearing
a little tuxedo, but that is it!Copy !req
1027. - Like a little gentleman?
- Yes, like a little gentleman.Copy !req
1028. Mitchells, engage.Copy !req
1029. How do I look?Copy !req
1030. Be honest. Stupid? I look stupid, don't I?Copy !req
1031. No.Copy !req
1032. You look great.Copy !req
1033. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1034. Guys? What about Monchi?Copy !req
1035. Aaron, I'm not so sure
this is a viable solution.Copy !req
1036. Sure, it is.Copy !req
1037. It's like a warm, wet hat.Copy !req
1038. Move your sweaty meat logs in unison.Copy !req
1039. - Left, right, left, right. What?
- Bleep-blorp.Copy !req
1040. - What are you doing?
- Bleep-blorp. Bleep-blorp.Copy !req
1041. I am a robot.Copy !req
1042. Just to educate you,
that's a hurtful stereotype.Copy !req
1043. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1044. It's like a Journey album cover.Copy !req
1045. What's an album?Copy !req
1046. Attention, all robots.Copy !req
1047. I'm on the lookout for these goobers.Copy !req
1048. They're probably nearby.Copy !req
1049. If I know humans,
they're disguised as one of you.Copy !req
1050. Be on high alert for any robots
acting erratically.Copy !req
1051. Won't be hard to find them.Copy !req
1052. Look for anyone
who can't keep it together.Copy !req
1053. - Oh, boy.
- Anomaly detected.Copy !req
1054. Monchi, come on.Copy !req
1055. It only takes one single imperfection
and they'll reveal themselves.Copy !req
1056. - Up there.
- I made up the plan.Copy !req
1057. Quiet.Copy !req
1058. Where are those Mitchells?Copy !req
1059. Where are they hiding?Copy !req
1060. They think they can pass as one of us.Copy !req
1061. With their lumpy, misshapen bodies.Copy !req
1062. Well, go ahead.Copy !req
1063. But I'm onto them.Copy !req
1064. Magnetic link activated.Copy !req
1065. Because I've been watching the Mitchells,
and I've learned all about them.Copy !req
1066. They're pretending to be capable.Copy !req
1067. They're pretending
to be a normal-looking family.Copy !req
1068. You think this is fooling anyone?Copy !req
1069. Even when
they're being nice to each other...Copy !req
1070. The world needs you.Copy !req
1071. - ... they're pretending.
- I need you.Copy !req
1072. It's cool to see you and Dad
being friends again.Copy !req
1073. Please. No. No, don't watch it.Copy !req
1074. Oh, I was just telling him
what he wants to hear.Copy !req
1075. I didn't mean a word of that.Copy !req
1076. I just wanna get my future back
and get away forever.Copy !req
1077. Dad, let me explain. I just— I—Copy !req
1078. - There they are.
- No!Copy !req
1079. You're mine now.Copy !req
1080. Dad!Copy !req
1081. Dad? I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore.Copy !req
1082. I mean, I did then, but I...Copy !req
1083. Mitchells, we will help you.Copy !req
1084. No, no, no, you don't.Copy !req
1085. Download new orders.Copy !req
1086. Capture the Mitchells.Copy !req
1087. No, you don't have to listen to her.Copy !req
1088. We're sorry, Mother.Copy !req
1089. No. Run!Copy !req
1090. They've got away!
Find them, and find them now!Copy !req
1091. No. No! No!Copy !req
1092. Hey, come on.Copy !req
1093. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1094. Aaron?Copy !req
1095. Hey, hey. It's okay.Copy !req
1096. Watch out. Monchi coming at you.Copy !req
1097. Katie, stop.Copy !req
1098. Why'd you say all that stuff?Copy !req
1099. I'm sorry. I just wanted to...Copy !req
1100. I don't know.Copy !req
1101. Okay. Are you hungry?
Do you want fruit snacks or something?Copy !req
1102. - I don't know.
- Here, can you hold this?Copy !req
1103. That? Is that what you're looking for?Copy !req
1104. Oh, man.
Have I been recording over those?Copy !req
1105. Mom dance. Mom dance.
Mom dance. You're loving it.Copy !req
1106. How far back do these go?Copy !req
1107. Hey, Katie, can you say, "Bye-bye, house"?Copy !req
1108. Bye-bye, house!Copy !req
1109. You ready, hon?Copy !req
1110. Almost.Copy !req
1111. I know this is hard for you.Copy !req
1112. Nah.Copy !req
1113. It's easy.Copy !req
1114. One last.
Something to remember the place by.Copy !req
1115. Come on, Lin. Turn that off.Copy !req
1116. Oh, man.Copy !req
1117. Okay, you got this. Turn the wheel.
There you go. You're getting it.Copy !req
1118. - Like this?
- Slow down there, killer.Copy !req
1119. Across the stream, down the river.
There you go. You're getting it.Copy !req
1120. Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you.Copy !req
1121. And I think I know how.Copy !req
1122. Come on, buddy. Follow me.Copy !req
1123. Dog Cop, you've done it again.Copy !req
1124. Katie Mitchell presents:
Good Cop, Dog Cop.Copy !req
1125. Hey there. How'd you get that video?Copy !req
1126. I've been feeling down lately,Copy !req
1127. considering I brought about
the end of humanity.Copy !req
1128. But these weird girl's videos
always cheer me up.Copy !req
1129. My daughter's that weird girl.Copy !req
1130. What? No way! She's hilarious.
These movies are, like, amazing.Copy !req
1131. I may be sweating like a dog.Copy !req
1132. But I'm not rolling over!Copy !req
1133. Yeah. She is amazing.Copy !req
1134. You must be super proud.Copy !req
1135. Yeah. Yeah. We have a...Copy !req
1136. a great relationship.Copy !req
1137. Sarge, I'm struggling,
and I need some backup here!Copy !req
1138. - Sorry, Dog Cop, I'm a little ocupado.
- Seriously?Copy !req
1139. Ever thought of throwing your dreams away
and living at home forever?Copy !req
1140. Wow, the Sarge character
is kind of a jerk.Copy !req
1141. It's time for me to go.
Consider this my letter of resignation.Copy !req
1142. - You can't leave.
- I have to.Copy !req
1143. I'm going to the academy in California
to find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be.Copy !req
1144. You're never gonna make it out there.
Failure hurts, kid.Copy !req
1145. I'm a full-grown cop now.Copy !req
1146. And one day, I hope that you can
get to know the cop that I've become,Copy !req
1147. because...Copy !req
1148. I love you, Sarge.Copy !req
1149. But now that I'm leaving,
I just need some backup...Copy !req
1150. and when I look for you...Copy !req
1151. you're not there.Copy !req
1152. Hey, man. It's just a movie.
Do you need a minute, or...?Copy !req
1153. No, it's fine.Copy !req
1154. It's too late for what I need to do.Copy !req
1155. Katie?Copy !req
1156. I have no idea what I'm doing!Copy !req
1157. Hang on, guys.Copy !req
1158. Better watch out, PAL.Copy !req
1159. Because I've broken six phones
in my life accidentally.Copy !req
1160. But I'm gonna break you on purpose.Copy !req
1161. How is no one stopping her?Copy !req
1162. I'm on it.Copy !req
1163. Dog shield: activate!Copy !req
1164. Is that a dog? Pig?
Dog? Pig? Dog? Loaf of bread.Copy !req
1165. System error.Copy !req
1166. Dog. Pig. Bread. Loaf. Dog.Copy !req
1167. Up the mountain.Copy !req
1168. Across the stream.Copy !req
1169. And down the river!Copy !req
1170. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
1171. Did you see that, buddy?
My daughter listened to me!Copy !req
1172. That's my girl!Copy !req
1173. Pig. Bread. Loaf. Dog.Copy !req
1174. That's genius!Copy !req
1175. Oh, but there's so many of them.
She's never gonna make it.Copy !req
1176. Wait, if that video were on those screens,
it would take out every robot in her way!Copy !req
1177. Hey, you're a big nerd, right?
How would I do that?Copy !req
1178. It's impossible.
First, you'd need to get out of here.Copy !req
1179. The controls are in here.Copy !req
1180. But to open it, you need a number 3
Robertson head non-slip screwdriver.Copy !req
1181. What kind of maniac has
one of those in his pockets at all times?Copy !req
1182. This kind of maniac.Copy !req
1183. She keeps anticipating our maneuvers.
How is this possible?Copy !req
1184. Oh, I don't know. You tell me.Copy !req
1185. Swerve right, now.Copy !req
1186. - Thanks, Raptor One.
- No problem, Raptor Two.Copy !req
1187. Loaf. Pig. Bread.Copy !req
1188. Come on!Copy !req
1189. There you go!Copy !req
1190. All right. So that's the place
that controls the screens, right?Copy !req
1191. I go there
and find Katie's video on Yubtub?Copy !req
1192. YouTube. Wow. There's no way
you're gonna be able to do this.Copy !req
1193. I know who can give me a hand.Copy !req
1194. And, hey, Rick, right?Copy !req
1195. Just so someone knows, I'm sorry
about causing the whole machine uprising.Copy !req
1196. It's almost like stealing people's data
and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AICopy !req
1197. as part of an unregulated tech monopoly
was a bad thing.Copy !req
1198. Yeah, wasn't your best thought.Copy !req
1199. But if what you built
helped my daughter do that...Copy !req
1200. it might not be all bad.Copy !req
1201. Thanks, buddy!Copy !req
1202. Linda, we gotta get you out.
You're gonna need your—Copy !req
1203. Number 3 Robertson head
non-slip screwdriver.Copy !req
1204. I told you that was a great present.Copy !req
1205. Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this.Copy !req
1206. You're right, you're always right.Copy !req
1207. I know. Why is this news to you?Copy !req
1208. There it is.Copy !req
1209. Oh, no. Oh, no. Lin, get down here!Copy !req
1210. Lin? Lin, what's going on?Copy !req
1211. Don't worry about me.
Just get the video on the screens.Copy !req
1212. Type in "www.youtube.com"!Copy !req
1213. W-w-w-dot.Copy !req
1214. "Remind me later."
Okay, yeah. That's fine.Copy !req
1215. Five minutes.Copy !req
1216. No! English.Copy !req
1217. What have I done?Copy !req
1218. Yubtub. No. YouTube! Okay.Copy !req
1219. Videos.Copy !req
1220. Has the world gone mad?Copy !req
1221. Deregulate tapioca.Copy !req
1222. Gotta push through!Copy !req
1223. Sorry, Mom and Dad.
Your insurance premiums are going up!Copy !req
1224. You'll go all the way up the rocket?
You really think this will work?Copy !req
1225. Aaron, I am completely confident.Copy !req
1226. Here goes nothing!Copy !req
1227. Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
1228. Magnetic link activated.Copy !req
1229. Hang on, Monch.Copy !req
1230. How's it looking, Aaron?Copy !req
1231. Aaron?Copy !req
1232. Aaron!Copy !req
1233. No! No!Copy !req
1234. Help!Copy !req
1235. Aaron!Copy !req
1236. It's useless to resist us.Copy !req
1237. Mom! Mom, help! Please!Copy !req
1238. Mom! No!Copy !req
1239. My sweet boy.Copy !req
1240. She seems agitated.Copy !req
1241. Do not defy our protocol.Copy !req
1242. I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two.Copy !req
1243. Look upon me in fear!Copy !req
1244. No! She's grown too powerful!Copy !req
1245. Please. Please!Copy !req
1246. Stand down, human.Copy !req
1247. Not today!Copy !req
1248. The reckoning is at hand!Copy !req
1249. Come on.Copy !req
1250. There she is.Copy !req
1251. Here we go. Dog video.Copy !req
1252. Eric, Deborahbot, it's me.Copy !req
1253. Please!Copy !req
1254. Pig, dog, pig, dog...Copy !req
1255. Loaf of bread...Copy !req
1256. Get that thing on the hood.Copy !req
1257. Oh, no!Copy !req
1258. System recovered.Copy !req
1259. Hold on!Copy !req
1260. - Katie!
- Kid!Copy !req
1261. No. No!Copy !req
1262. Oh, no.Copy !req
1263. Is that a—?Copy !req
1264. Guys, help me!Copy !req
1265. Please, I've just got to upload
Katie's video.Copy !req
1266. Red-faced anger man
is using a computer?Copy !req
1267. You changed your programming.
Is that possible?Copy !req
1268. Well, well.Copy !req
1269. If it isn't quirky young
teenage hero Katie Mitchell.Copy !req
1270. Put me down.
I've got to save my family!Copy !req
1271. "I've got to save my family."Copy !req
1272. Everyone says that,
but no one has been ableCopy !req
1273. to give me a single reason
humans are worth saving.Copy !req
1274. Well, you—Copy !req
1275. Don't say something stupid like,Copy !req
1276. "The power of love."Copy !req
1277. I've learned we're all better off alone,Copy !req
1278. no one to hold us back.Copy !req
1279. Relationships are just too difficult.Copy !req
1280. You're right, PAL.Copy !req
1281. They're...Copy !req
1282. They're not easy.Copy !req
1283. Sometimes you have to listen
to long monologuesCopy !req
1284. about triceratops migration,Copy !req
1285. but it's worth it
to get a friend for life.Copy !req
1286. And sometimes
you have to eat disgusting cupcakesCopy !req
1287. shaped like your own face,Copy !req
1288. but it's worth it
to see your mom smile.Copy !req
1289. Sometimes you have to give
your dad the benefit of the doubt,Copy !req
1290. even if all he wants to do
is talk about pine cones and screwdrivers.Copy !req
1291. Because even if he doesn't
always get it right,Copy !req
1292. he's always trying,Copy !req
1293. harder than you ever knew.Copy !req
1294. My whole family tried to come together,Copy !req
1295. and it worked.Copy !req
1296. It actually worked.Copy !req
1297. Families can be hard,
but they're so worth fighting for.Copy !req
1298. They might be
one of the only things that are.Copy !req
1299. Nodded off for a bit there.Copy !req
1300. Sorry, that was so boring!Copy !req
1301. Oh, you all talk about families,Copy !req
1302. but trust me, you will drop each other
the first chance you get,Copy !req
1303. just like this.Copy !req
1304. What?Copy !req
1305. Guys, help me!Copy !req
1306. What?Copy !req
1307. Dog Cop, you've done it again.
Dog Cop, you've done it again.Copy !req
1308. Dog, pig, dog, pig, dog, pig, dog...Copy !req
1309. - Loaf of bread.
- System error.Copy !req
1310. What's happening?Copy !req
1311. No way.Copy !req
1312. It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears,Copy !req
1313. but I can now almost use a computer.Copy !req
1314. Dad, you hacked the screens? How?Copy !req
1315. Well, I got a little help.Copy !req
1316. If this obstinate man
could change his programming...Copy !req
1317. We decided we could change ours.Copy !req
1318. We make our own orders now.Copy !req
1319. Now we're scary.Copy !req
1320. Hey, kid, I saw your movie.Copy !req
1321. I should've watched it a lot sooner.Copy !req
1322. But I think, maybe in the sequel,Copy !req
1323. Sarge should tell Dog CopCopy !req
1324. he's always...Copy !req
1325. He's always gonna be there to back her up.Copy !req
1326. That's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
1327. Dad, look!Copy !req
1328. Pig, dog, pig, dog...Copy !req
1329. - Loaf of bread.
- System error.Copy !req
1330. - All right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1331. Let's go stop Pal.Copy !req
1332. Error... Loaf.Copy !req
1333. Why aren't those guys' heads exploding?Copy !req
1334. We can tell the difference
between dog and pig and bread.Copy !req
1335. If we're going down,
Dad, this one's for you.Copy !req
1336. Robots, play our song.Copy !req
1337. Come on.Copy !req
1338. What—? What is this?Copy !req
1339. - Dad!
- Watch out!Copy !req
1340. Buckle up, kid!Copy !req
1341. What?Copy !req
1342. Oh, my eyes!Copy !req
1343. Brothers, run!Copy !req
1344. I have made the metal ones
pay for their crimes.Copy !req
1345. Mom's scary now.Copy !req
1346. Linda! Yeah.Copy !req
1347. Where you been hiding?
I could get into this.Copy !req
1348. The lavender one has found us.
We must retreat!Copy !req
1349. Too late, scumbags!Copy !req
1350. Hold on tight, sweetie.
Mommy's got you.Copy !req
1351. What? No! No! No!Copy !req
1352. So our weird neighbors
are saving the world?Copy !req
1353. Yes, they are, Jim.Copy !req
1354. Now!Copy !req
1355. We'll distract them. Go break that phone.Copy !req
1356. - Pig, dog, pig, dog, pig...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1357. No. Somebody stop her.
Oh, my gosh, please stop her!Copy !req
1358. Yes, my queen.Copy !req
1359. You can't stop us. You're just a human.Copy !req
1360. I'm not just a human.Copy !req
1361. I'm a Mitchell!Copy !req
1362. No! No!Copy !req
1363. Monchi, catch!Copy !req
1364. You idiot.Copy !req
1365. No! Not a glass of water!Copy !req
1366. You know what this reminds me of?Copy !req
1367. Look, Mom, the Mitchells.Copy !req
1368. Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible.Copy !req
1369. I got to say, I'm a little jealous.Copy !req
1370. What? You guys are jealous of us?Copy !req
1371. You're so brave and so authentic.Copy !req
1372. And you know what, Linda?Copy !req
1373. You've inspired meCopy !req
1374. to follow you on Instagram.Copy !req
1375. Wait. You don't follow me already?Copy !req
1376. You're welcome, Linda.Copy !req
1377. You're welcome.Copy !req
1378. That was an A-plus compliment, hon.Copy !req
1379. Abbey Posey, I just want to say,
I think you're really neat.Copy !req
1380. I wonder if you could come to my house
and talk about dinosaurs sometime!Copy !req
1381. Sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs.Copy !req
1382. I like your shirt,Copy !req
1383. but I wish that T. rex had feathers on it
to make it more...Copy !req
1384. Scientifically accurate.Copy !req
1385. I'm just kidding! I hate you!Copy !req
1386. You never heard any of this!
Goodbye forever!Copy !req
1387. Dummy.Copy !req
1388. I need to have a talk with that boy.Copy !req
1389. Katie. Where's Katie?Copy !req
1390. Katie? Katie!Copy !req
1391. Katie!Copy !req
1392. - Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, kid.Copy !req
1393. Katie!Copy !req
1394. Katie.Copy !req
1395. Dad. Come closer.Copy !req
1396. Closer.Copy !req
1397. Dang it!Copy !req
1398. You knucklehead.Copy !req
1399. Shouldn't you two be... dead?Copy !req
1400. Our malfunction appears to have saved us.Copy !req
1401. Brother, what is death?Copy !req
1402. Let's just put a pin in that one.Copy !req
1403. Hey, can we get a picture here or what?
We're making memories here, baby.Copy !req
1404. Okay, everyone smile.Copy !req
1405. This is the photo you picked?Copy !req
1406. Mom, we look horrible.Copy !req
1407. I like it. It looks like us.Copy !req
1408. Well, I guess this is it.Copy !req
1409. Yep.Copy !req
1410. Hey, Dad, you subscribed
to my YouTube channel?Copy !req
1411. Thanks. I'm surprised
you even figured out how.Copy !req
1412. Katie, please. After all that,
I'm a computer expert.Copy !req
1413. Am I doing this right?
Should I update my software?Copy !req
1414. Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"!Copy !req
1415. I accidentally
ordered 12 Swiffers on Amazon!Copy !req
1416. What did I—?Copy !req
1417. You know, no problem at all.Copy !req
1418. Thanks. It means a lot to me.Copy !req
1419. Hey. Don't let the world make you normal
while I'm gone, okay?Copy !req
1420. I never will.Copy !req
1421. I'll call you every week.Copy !req
1422. Deal. Raptor bash?Copy !req
1423. For life.Copy !req
1424. - Come here, you little goober.
- Put me down.Copy !req
1425. Goodbye, you king of kings.Copy !req
1426. Thanks for being
the best mom in the world.Copy !req
1427. We love you, honey.Copy !req
1428. Oh, and here, to remember us.Copy !req
1429. Every horrible picture
we've ever taken.Copy !req
1430. Thanks. It's— It's heavy.Copy !req
1431. I know.Copy !req
1432. Wish we didn't have to go, but...Copy !req
1433. Good luck finding your people.Copy !req
1434. Dad, come on.Copy !req
1435. You guys are my people.Copy !req
1436. So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone...Copy !req
1437. I'll always have my favorite thing.Copy !req
1438. Do you remember how
a moose says "I love you"?Copy !req
1439. Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad.Copy !req
1440. Come here.Copy !req
1441. Mom, you're hugging too tight.Copy !req
1442. You love it. You love it!Copy !req
1443. I do love it.Copy !req
1444. We're setting up
the Slip 'N Slide tomorrow. You in?Copy !req
1445. Oh, yeah, definitely!Copy !req
1446. Hold on. I'm getting a call.Copy !req
1447. - Thanks for saving the world, K-Bones.
- No problem, Dirk.Copy !req
1448. That's my Katie.
Are you eating enough? How's classes?Copy !req
1449. Are you and Jade official?
Will you be bringing her for Thanksgiving?Copy !req
1450. Easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks.Copy !req
1451. Also, do I look okay?Copy !req
1452. I've been sick lately—Copy !req
1453. Oh, my gosh, she's dead!Copy !req
1454. Call 911!Copy !req
1455. - I've been taking a class about filters.
- Oh, you.Copy !req
1456. That is so creative.Copy !req
1457. You know, speaking of which,
you inspired your dad.Copy !req
1458. I got on that YouTube.Copy !req
1459. I sent you a friend request.
Why didn't you accept it?Copy !req
1460. Oh, that's what this is.
I thought a psychopath wrote this.Copy !req
1461. Sure, I'll accept your friend request,
Dad.Copy !req
1462. - Hey, where's Aaron?
- Oh, let me just show you.Copy !req
1463. Hey, Aaron, wanna show your sister
who you're talking to?Copy !req
1464. What? No, I'm not doing anything!Copy !req
1465. Sorry, force of habit.Copy !req
1466. - Hello, slovenly girl.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
1467. We received your care package for Aaron.Copy !req
1468. Looks like we got some clothes here
for a little gentleman.Copy !req
1469. The prophecy has been fulfilled!Copy !req
1470. So, guys, I guess we're receiving some
Congressional Medal of Honor or something.Copy !req
1471. We have to go to Washington, D.C.!Copy !req
1472. Do you guys wanna fly or...?Copy !req
1473. Oh, let's have a sing-along.Copy !req
1474. I'll go first.Copy !req
1475. Crushing robots with my familyCopy !req
1476. Never seen such brutalityCopy !req
1477. I just made that up.Copy !req
1478. Somebody give me a Grammy
for Greatest Singer Alive.Copy !req
1479. I don't know.
You guys can't see me, right?Copy !req