1. degrees in downtown
Los Angeles right now.Copy !req
2. I've been waiting for 15 minutes.
- What? I thought you were in stuck.Copy !req
3. Thought you were running late. Papers?
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. Pissed off? I'm just doing my portion.
- No, no. I know, I know.Copy !req
5. You're my guy, Jerry.Copy !req
6. Margolese Holdings, morning. How may
I direct your call? Yes, he is.Copy !req
7. I'll put you through.
- Hey, Estelle.Copy !req
8. Is that Nayman's little nephew?
- Yeah, that's Big Tom.Copy !req
9. Big Tom. How's it goin', Big Tom?
- Hey, hey. Look.Copy !req
10. Shh. See? See?
- What are you scaring the kid for?Copy !req
11. Did you get that fucking passport?
- Yes.Copy !req
12. I have issues.
- Issues, Jerry, means,Copy !req
13. to write you a check every week.
- I can explain what happened.Copy !req
14. You say "I can explain" when it's
a once in a blue moon thing.Copy !req
15. It's every time with you, Jerry.
- I can understand that perspective.Copy !req
16. Uh, but I've been having some personal
problems, uh, with my life.Copy !req
17. My girlfriend, she's a great girl,Copy !req
18. but she has complaints. I don't have,
but she has complaints.Copy !req
19. I can't even believe this,
but we go to a group.Copy !req
20. Last week, when you guys told me
to pick up the thing at the thing,Copy !req
21. well, Samantha says she needs
the car to pick up some things.Copy !req
22. And, I don't have to tell you boys,
I mean, things got heated, right?Copy !req
23. She hid them.Copy !req
24. Oh, the keys. She hid them.
You know,Copy !req
25. and I couldn't get to the thing on
time, and it all got messed up,Copy !req
26. and I think that maybe, maybe some
things aren't meant to happen.Copy !req
27. Jerry, you're a fucking moron.Copy !req
28. Here are your options. Number one:
I roll you up to the neck in a carpet,Copy !req
29. stuff you in the back of a Sedan
and light you on fire with gasoline.Copy !req
30. Choice one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
31. No. 2: You like sex and travel?
Do you like to have sex?Copy !req
32. Do you like to travel?
You get on a flight to Mexico.Copy !req
33. All 10-dollar hookers you can shake
your stick at. Pick up a pistol thatCopy !req
34. belongs Margolese. What's it gonna be?
- Ok. I was under the impression withCopy !req
35. Margolese getting out of jail and all,
that the last job was my last job.Copy !req
36. You fucked up that job.
- You fucked up.Copy !req
37. Yeah. This job will be your last job.
- Ok, but a trip right now...Copy !req
38. He asked for you. You want me to call
him and let him know you can't go?Copy !req
39. Because I'll call. I'd love to.
You're goin' on a fucking trip.Copy !req
40. The town's called San Miguel. You look
for a kid in a bar, the EI Alamo.Copy !req
41. This is a simple fucking task.
You write it down.Copy !req
42. Shit! Roll up your sleeves!
- Ow!Copy !req
43. His name is Beck. He's waiting on you,
and got this particular gun,Copy !req
44. When you find him, bring him and the
gun back Stateside to me, got it?Copy !req
45. Last chance. Even he's getting tired
of your shit. He told me so.Copy !req
46. I'll take care of it, Bernie.Copy !req
47. Vaya con Dios, motherfucker.
You're in coach.Copy !req
48. Baby, what are you doing?
- You said this was your last job!Copy !req
49. What do you want me to say? "I'm sorry
I can't facilitate that request.Copy !req
50. The lady wants me to quit." Huh?
- Yes! Something like that!Copy !req
51. I'm not in insurance, sweetie!
- You get on that plane, you willCopy !req
52. never, never, ever see me again.
You got me? We talked about this.Copy !req
53. I wanted us to go to Las Vegas
for me. Not you, no. Me.Copy !req
54. Baby, you're overreacting. Ok?
- Don't do that! Don't you do that!Copy !req
55. Don't diminish my needs!
- Sweet, I have no choice. I gotta go.Copy !req
56. I go down there. I come right back.
- "I, I, I, I, I!"Copy !req
57. What would the group say about that.
- No! You cannot use that against me!Copy !req
58. We're not even technically married,
but I go, don't I? The whole groupCopy !req
59. thinks we're married. I accepted the
potato slicer graciously forCopy !req
60. our anniversary. Right? I go along.
- That's it. That is it.Copy !req
61. You go along! You don't want to get
married to me, and this is the wayCopy !req
62. that you're dealing with it!
Huh? You're back toCopy !req
63. the same old selfish, self-involved,
vile, disgusting self! God. You are...Copy !req
64. You're missing the grand design here!
If I don't go, I'm dead.Copy !req
65. Yeah. It's a little difficult to carry
on a relationship if I'm stuffed withCopy !req
66. straw and formaldehyde. Now, if
anyone, anyone is being selfish...Copy !req
67. Oh! Now you blame-shift?
You are blame-shifting?Copy !req
68. Stop the analyzing!
- I'm calling a time-out!Copy !req
69. All right. Jerry,
I want you to acknowledgeCopy !req
70. that my needs mean nothing to you and
you are a selfish prick and a liar.Copy !req
71. Oh, my God!
- Jerry, acknowledge.Copy !req
72. Ok. I will acknowledge
that I promisedCopy !req
73. I would go to Vegas with you.
But now we're just slightly delayed.Copy !req
74. If you want to construe my wanting
to stay alive as being selfish,Copy !req
75. well, then, ok. But I have every
intention of going with you,Copy !req
76. because your needs are very
important to me, sweetheart.Copy !req
77. Come on. Look at all my stuff here,
all over the pavement.Copy !req
78. Come on, baby. Huh?Copy !req
79. What do you say? Ok?Copy !req
80. I'm going with or without you, Jerry.Copy !req
81. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
82. A bastard!
- A bastard. What happened to, uh,Copy !req
83. "sweetheart" and "big love" and all
those things you called me inCopy !req
84. the bedroom last night?
- The only thing that I'm interested inCopy !req
85. calling you, Jerry, is a cab!Copy !req
86. Excuse me, speak English?
English? Excuse me.Copy !req
87. You speak English?
- What?Copy !req
88. All set, Mr. Welbach. If you go to
the front there, a shuttle will pickCopy !req
89. you up and take you to your car.
- Hey, what kind of car is it exactly?Copy !req
90. It's a Chrysler. Brand-new, sir.
Is there a problem, Mr. Welbach?Copy !req
91. You know, it's my first trip
to Mexico, and, well, a Chrysler?Copy !req
92. I drive a Chrysler in America.
I was thinking maybe you might haveCopy !req
93. something a little more authentic...
- Mexican?Copy !req
94. Yeah. You know. Get into the spirit.
- Your first time? Yeah.Copy !req
95. Wow. Exciting.Copy !req
96. Yeah, Speedy Gonzales.
- Let's see what we can do for you.Copy !req
97. Oh, I think I have just the thing.
How would you likeCopy !req
98. an EI Camino?
- Oh. I like that. That's good. Yeah.Copy !req
99. EI Camino...
EI Camino...Copy !req
100. In my EI Camino...Copy !req
101. Fucker.Copy !req
102. You are in the wrong place, America.
- Yeah, I'm aware of that.Copy !req
103. What you want here?Copy !req
104. Uh, tequila.Copy !req
105. I asked because no one like you
comes to this place.Copy !req
106. It's death, this town.Copy !req
107. Only farmers and bandidos.Copy !req
108. And I don't see a hoe.Copy !req
109. You a bandido, America?Copy !req
110. Uh, no. Uh, actually
I'm looking for a Senor Beck.Copy !req
111. Senor Beck?Copy !req
112. Right.Copy !req
113. Ok?Copy !req
114. You Beck?Copy !req
115. I know who you are.
- Good. That'll make things easier.Copy !req
116. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
117. We cool?
- You're all the same.Copy !req
118. Prepared.Copy !req
119. This ain't America.
You want a drink?Copy !req
120. Yeah, all right.
- Sit down.Copy !req
121. Uh, is somebody using this chair?Copy !req
122. So I guess you want to see it, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
123. You want to see it, don't you?
- Yeah. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to.Copy !req
124. Hey.Copy !req
125. You know what? Come with me.Copy !req
126. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
127. This is what they call the Mexican.Copy !req
128. Wow. Yeah. That's pretty.
- You're shitting me? Yes, it's pretty.Copy !req
129. Can I?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
130. It was made for a wealthy landowner,
a nobleman, by a poorCopy !req
131. Mexican gunsmith.
He fashioned this gun as a giftCopy !req
132. to go along with the hopes
that the nobleman's sonCopy !req
133. would take his only daughter's
hand in marriage.Copy !req
134. The townspeople waited 3 months
to catchCopy !req
135. the first glimpse of the pistol.Copy !req
136. Then the day had come. No one had ever
laid eyes on a more beautiful gun.Copy !req
137. It was everything they thought
it would be. Some even thoughtCopy !req
138. it was too beautiful to look at.Copy !req
139. It was considered to be an honor
and good luckCopy !req
140. to be the first hand that
fires a newly fashioned gun.Copy !req
141. Especially one as beautiful as this,
made for the hand of a nobleman.Copy !req
142. The townsman was in a trance
at the gun's flawless craftsmanship.Copy !req
143. It backfired,
killing him instantly.Copy !req
144. Legend has it that
it's been cursed ever since.Copy !req
145. But it hasn't harmed me
any though, you know.Copy !req
146. I just, I love to look at it.
Let me show you something.Copy !req
147. Look at that. There's a bullet
in there. Handmade.Copy !req
148. Hand-fucking-made.Copy !req
149. You don't even want to know
what this gun is worth.Copy !req
150. We could sell that gun, man.
It's aCopy !req
151. great fucking gun.
And I'm not just talkingCopy !req
152. shit either.
You don't have to be a... Fuck.Copy !req
153. I've been pissin' on myself. Fuck.Copy !req
154. Anyway, the old man
is nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
155. As a matter of fact, uh, just last
week I told him to fuck off.Copy !req
156. Yeah, you did.
- That's what I said too!Copy !req
157. I said, "Fuck off, Margolese,
you old prune shit-ass!" If you...Copy !req
158. Come on, fella. Get up. Huh?Copy !req
159. Man, you're soaked in your own urine.
Don't make me carry you.Copy !req
160. Hey! Ah, this is my life.Copy !req
161. All right.Copy !req
162. Yeah, baby. I got the touch.Copy !req
163. - Oh! Buddy, you whacked your noggin!Copy !req
164. Hey.Copy !req
165. Oh, f...Copy !req
166. Oh.Copy !req
167. Hey, man. Hey.Copy !req
168. Oh, shit!Copy !req
169. Oh, shit!Copy !req
170. Stop that! Stop! Christ!Copy !req
171. I found the gun.
- All right. It's in your possession?Copy !req
172. As we speak.
But, like I said, there's, uh...Copy !req
173. There's a little problem.
- What, what? You lost the kid?Copy !req
174. Go to another bar, you'll find him.
- The kid's dead, Ted.Copy !req
175. Ted, are you hearing me?Copy !req
176. Yeah. I-I heard you. How?Copy !req
177. Bad luck, act of God, the fuck if I
know. There's all these maniacsCopy !req
178. shooting goddamn guns up into the sky.
It's Independence Day or something.Copy !req
179. The kid got tagged by one on its way
down. Right in the fuckin' head.Copy !req
180. I mean... He's dead!
The kid's dead. The little fucker'sCopy !req
181. in my car right now, dead.
- Jerry, that's not a little problem.Copy !req
182. That's a big problem.
- I know.Copy !req
183. Jerry, that is Margolese's grandson.
- What!Copy !req
184. What?
- Geez, you really fucked it this time.Copy !req
185. What did I have to do with it? First
he's pissin' himself, than he's dead.Copy !req
186. Don't even move, ok? I'll call the
office. We'll get me on a plane.Copy !req
187. I'll get down and help you shit out.
- You've gotta get word to the old man.Copy !req
188. I didn't know who he was.
- Okay. Just sit tight, Jerry.Copy !req
189. Hello?Copy !req
190. Ted? Hello?Copy !req
191. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
192. Oh, no!Copy !req
193. Excuse me, Bernie.Copy !req
194. There is an issue.
It's that fuckin' Welbach.Copy !req
195. You need to know straight out, I don't
stand for any motherfuckin' shit.Copy !req
196. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
197. No shit at all. Understand,
this is what you're gonna do.Copy !req
198. You're gonna stop crying.Copy !req
199. And you're gonna walk out of here
with me. Can you feel me, Sam?Copy !req
200. Good.Copy !req
201. Shh.Copy !req
202. Now, Sam, as I was saying...Copy !req
203. No!Copy !req
204. No, please! Please don't hurt me!Copy !req
205. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
206. Please. Please.Copy !req
207. Where's your car? Where's your car?
- There!Copy !req
208. Are you hurt?
- No. Yes.Copy !req
209. I don't know. Truck, truck, truck!Copy !req
210. Um, um... Sir?
Can you, can you stop the car? Please.Copy !req
211. Why?Copy !req
212. I'm gonna be sick. Just open up...
I'm not good in cars.Copy !req
213. She told me, "Don't go. I don't want
you on that highway alone."Copy !req
214. I said, "It'll be fine, Mom. It'll be
ok." But it's not, is it? I'm dead.Copy !req
215. Well, you're not dead. You would have
been dead if I hadn't saved your life.Copy !req
216. Would you rather it was you
back there? I didn't think so.Copy !req
217. Are you gonna kill me?Copy !req
218. Depends on too many variables
to answer right now.Copy !req
219. Are you gonna rape me?Copy !req
220. That's not likely, no.
- Well, geez, what do you want?Copy !req
221. I suspect the same thing
as that guy back there.Copy !req
222. The pistol.Copy !req
223. The pistol that Jerry's havin' a hard
time coming back from Mexico.Copy !req
224. Jerry?Copy !req
225. I work for Bernie Nayman, who works
for Margolese. You heard of them?Copy !req
226. Yeah, I've heard of them.
- You know your husband works for them.Copy !req
227. No.
- Well, he does.Copy !req
228. I know the selfish, no-good liar
works for them. He isn't my husband.Copy !req
229. Well, whatever he is to you,
Jerry is in the shit books.Copy !req
230. When you're deep in the shit, you get
a little skittish about your future.Copy !req
231. Clouds your judgement.
There's a lot of peopleCopy !req
232. interested in that gun.
So what we got here is,Copy !req
233. "He who controls the girl, controls
the pistol" sort of a situation.Copy !req
234. I am a hostage? You blew that guy
to pieces for a fucking gun?Copy !req
235. This is so Jerry. All right, look.
- Sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
236. Look. Jerry and I broke up,
so if he's doing...Copy !req
237. I don't know what he's doing 'cause
it's got nothing to do with me. Zero.Copy !req
238. You seem like a very nice girl.
- Thank you.Copy !req
239. But it's a fact: In these
life-threatening situations...Copy !req
240. human beings... lie.Copy !req
241. So you are gonna kill me.Copy !req
242. All right, look.Copy !req
243. If everything turns out fine and Jerry
comes through without this allCopy !req
244. getting funky, I don't think that'll
happen. He brings me the pistol,Copy !req
245. I give you to him. I'm just here
to regulate funkiness. Ok?Copy !req
246. Go on.Copy !req
247. Great.Copy !req
248. Hyah, hyah. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
249. Come on, buddy. Come on. Ok?
Just you and me. Yeah.Copy !req
250. Go!Copy !req
251. Go. Oh! You're such an ass.
What are you...Copy !req
252. No, no, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean... Fuck!Copy !req
253. Fuck!Copy !req
254. Hey!Copy !req
255. Buenas noches.Copy !req
256. Um, I need a lift
to the next town in your truck.Copy !req
257. I need a ride...Copy !req
258. in your automobile to the next town.
I can't pay you.Copy !req
259. I have no money. No dinero.
- De Niro?Copy !req
260. Si. None.
- Robert De Niro?Copy !req
261. Robert De Niro.Copy !req
262. Yeah. Uh, I need a lift...
in your "el truck-o,"Copy !req
263. to the next "town-o."Copy !req
264. Uh, "village-o." Uh, uh, pueblo.
- Ay, pueblo.Copy !req
265. Yeah, si!
- Al otro pueblo. Ok.Copy !req
266. Yes?
- Senor De Niro.Copy !req
267. Self-winding, man.Copy !req
268. You never have to wind it.
It's very fine. Yeah. Shake like...Copy !req
269. Perpetual calendar. It's good.Copy !req
270. Is this even gonna run?Copy !req
271. Hey, buddy. Is that your ball?Copy !req
272. Shit. Hey. Hey, man.
You got a rabid dog back here.Copy !req
273. Go. Go! Go. Out.Copy !req
274. You gotta do something about this dog.Copy !req
275. I have a collect call
for Samantha from Jerry Welbach.Copy !req
276. There's no one there, sir.
- Second. She's there. Sam, pick up.Copy !req
277. Sam? Samsonite?
Baby, please don't do this.Copy !req
278. I'm sorry, sir. Please try again.
- No! A second. She's there...Copy !req
279. What are you doing?
- Gonna make a phone call.Copy !req
280. To whom?
- To Jerry. You're gonna tell himCopy !req
281. that Leroy is with you, then hang up.
- Leroy?Copy !req
282. Yeah. Leroy, that's right.
Then you're gonna hang up. Simple.Copy !req
283. That's it?
- It's enough. Believe me.Copy !req
284. Do I have to make you? 'Cause I will.
- No. I'll call.Copy !req
285. Good.Copy !req
286. Dial it.
- Ok. What's the number?Copy !req
287. You have the number.Copy !req
288. I don't know where he is. He's in
Mexico. You should have the number.Copy !req
289. What are you tellin' me? You don't
have a number, motel, hotel, nothing?Copy !req
290. What's the matter, don't you listen?
We broke up.Copy !req
291. No longer together.
Why would I have the number?Copy !req
292. I'm sensing you have trust issues.Copy !req
293. You got one minute.Copy !req
294. I'm a professional.
I do this for a living.Copy !req
295. Goody for you.Copy !req
296. You're wasting your time.Copy !req
297. I think I believe you.Copy !req
298. What's in Vegas?Copy !req
299. Uh, well, I'm gonna be a waitress,
then make a career as a croupier.Copy !req
300. They make a 100.000 dollars a year,
but you have to have the hands, such.Copy !req
301. I got them from my Grandma Vega, which
is a good thing, 'cause Granny Barzel,Copy !req
302. she had hands like a circus midget.
- How come you can't live with Jerry?Copy !req
303. Do you know Jerry?Copy !req
304. He has trouble expressing feelings.
He had a really fucked-up childhood.Copy !req
305. His mom is nuts. One of those people
who thinks the iron is always on.Copy !req
306. Don't you love him?
- I think that's the problem.Copy !req
307. We love each other too much.
But he's just... He's so selfish.Copy !req
308. It's like we've been living his life.
He'd tell you a different story,Copy !req
309. but I give and he just keeps taking.Copy !req
310. Our counselor totally agrees
with me, by the way.Copy !req
311. I don't put much stock in those weirdo
counselor types. All they do is sitCopy !req
312. around in bare feet and smoke joints.
- Maybe true, fact is, Jerry's a takerCopy !req
313. and I'm a giver. It's obvious.
- You know, a lot of peopleCopy !req
314. are under the impression that
you get to choose who you love.Copy !req
315. I'm sorry, are you...
Are you taking his side? You're a man.Copy !req
316. Of course. You're taking his side.
- You love him.Copy !req
317. You said so yourself.Copy !req
318. It's all that matters.Copy !req
319. You're a very sensitive person
for a coldblooded killer.Copy !req
320. Thank you, Sam.Copy !req
321. Shit.Copy !req
322. Get. Get out. Out.
Look, you gotta get out.Copy !req
323. Get out!Copy !req
324. Go!Copy !req
325. Hola, shithead! Where's my stuff?
Where's my stuff? Get back!Copy !req
326. Where's my stuff? Pistol. Pistolero.
- Pistola.Copy !req
327. Get back! Stay calm!Copy !req
328. Get back, get back! Don't move.Copy !req
329. What the fuck? Give me those.Copy !req
330. Back! Back, back.
Get in the car. Get in!Copy !req
331. Ok. Is that my... Is that my jacket?
Put it in the car!Copy !req
332. What is wrong with you people?
Get back.Copy !req
333. You don't have to be in here.
- Well, I go by track record.Copy !req
334. I don't hear any tinkle, tinkle.
- Stage fright. Look around,Copy !req
335. there's not even a window.Copy !req
336. So what's with this "we've been
livin' his life forever" thing?Copy !req
337. Figure of speech. Jerry's been working
for Margolese for 5 years less a day.Copy !req
338. It just feels lifelong.Copy !req
339. Sounds like jail terms.
- It is.Copy !req
340. Arnold Margolese is in jail
because Jerry put him there.Copy !req
341. Jerry ratted out Arnold Margolese?
- No.Copy !req
342. Jerry was coming across Ventura.
You know, over there by Laurel Canyon.Copy !req
343. He wasn't paying attention,
ran a red light,Copy !req
344. smashed into Margolese's Cadillac.
When the cops came,Copy !req
345. Margolese got busted because
he had a person in the trunk.Copy !req
346. That's how Margolese got sent to jail?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
347. Live person or dead person?
- Live person.Copy !req
348. Huh. What's the big deal, then?
- Probably wasn't gonna stay that way.Copy !req
349. He was taped up in a trunk
for a reason, wasn't he?Copy !req
350. God, I would think this was
right up your alley, Swifty.Copy !req
351. He saw something.
- Well, whatever it was this guy sawCopy !req
352. or was going to say to the cops, he
got the chance. And since it wasCopy !req
353. technically Jerry's fault, Margolese
had him work off the jail time.Copy !req
354. You see, my whole relationship
has been hijackedCopy !req
355. because he doesn't pay attention
when he drives.Copy !req
356. I, I can't go
with you in here.Copy !req
357. We didn't think we were getting
a dead man with the car.Copy !req
358. I got no use for a dead gringo.
Take a left.Copy !req
359. Go on.Copy !req
360. If you're going to kill me,
at least you owe me the right to know...Copy !req
361. who it is that's going
to send me to God. Tell me!Copy !req
362. Look, I'm not gonna kill ya.Copy !req
363. But I am gonna have to shoot you.Copy !req
364. But why, sir? Why?
- Why? Why? Because you stole from me,Copy !req
365. you know about the pistol, you steal
again. And I can't have you comingCopy !req
366. back like a fly in the ointment.
- No! You'll never see me again.Copy !req
367. You're gettin' shot, that's it. It'll
take you time to get to the next town,Copy !req
368. especially if you're limping.
- Limping? Can't you just tie me upCopy !req
369. some more?
I mean, fuck! You shoot me? Tie me!Copy !req
370. Yeah. I don't have a rope.
- So you shoot me?Copy !req
371. It's the American way.Copy !req
372. Where do you want it?Copy !req
373. Ok.
- No, not the leg! There's arteries.Copy !req
374. I could bleed to death in seconds.
- The foot, then.Copy !req
375. Look, that's fair where I come from.
Ok? It'll hurt, but it'll heal.Copy !req
376. What if you take off a fucking toe!
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
377. Not the left.
- Sorry. On the count of 3.Copy !req
378. 1...Copy !req
379. Look, I'm agreeing with you.
But there's a few ways to look at it.Copy !req
380. Sex is, no matter what anybody says,
an important part of relationship.Copy !req
381. The fact that Jerry
is a considerate lover says a lot.Copy !req
382. You lost me.
- Well, he's a considerate lover.Copy !req
383. You just gotta find a way to get him
to expand this quality to other areasCopy !req
384. of your relationship. I mean,
even if it only comes out in sex,Copy !req
385. it's there just the same.
- That's a good point.Copy !req
386. If a person's a considerate lover,
he can't be all selfish, right?Copy !req
387. Unless of course he's...Copy !req
388. he's, uh, being a considerate...
- What was that?Copy !req
389. What?
- That. That moment you had.Copy !req
390. What moment?Copy !req
391. Leroy, you just checked out that guy
and had a moment. That was a moment.Copy !req
392. I don't know if it was a moment.Copy !req
393. Are you gay?Copy !req
394. As in "happy"?
- As in homosexual.Copy !req
395. What does my sexual orientation have
to do with we've been talking about?Copy !req
396. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
397. Except something that you said back
there really bugged me, and thisCopy !req
398. would kind of help it make sense.
- Yeah? What's that?Copy !req
399. I asked if you were gonna rape me,
and you said, "Not likely."Copy !req
400. You said it so matter-of-fact, like
I was repulsive and it was ludicrousCopy !req
401. to think that I was actually at risk
of you wanting to have sex with me.Copy !req
402. First of all, it's a crime of anger,
not attraction. And second of all,Copy !req
403. you're not repulsive.
You're very beautiful.Copy !req
404. Thank you.
- You want me to rape ya?Copy !req
405. Are you gay?
- You want me to rape ya?Copy !req
406. You're gay. You're gay.
I knew it! Oh, I so knew it.Copy !req
407. I just knew it. What a relief.
- You want, a medal? SayingCopy !req
408. you identified a homosexual?
- No.Copy !req
409. Are you full throttle?Copy !req
410. Full throttle?Copy !req
411. Yeah, I guess I am.Copy !req
412. Oh. I'm not, I mean...
I'm not trying to be a smart-assCopy !req
413. or anything like that. I just,
I just think that this is great.Copy !req
414. Wow. This is, this is... major, ok?Copy !req
415. I know the kind of people
in your business. Ok?Copy !req
416. Yeah?
- And to me, it seems that,Copy !req
417. well, being gay isn't really...Copy !req
418. conducive to the environment.
- Oh. Like I should beCopy !req
419. an interior decorator.
That's insulting.Copy !req
420. I am very good at what I do.
- Do you have a boyfriend?Copy !req
421. No, I don't.Copy !req
422. Unfortunately,
I seem to be unable to keep...Copy !req
423. relationships together.Copy !req
424. Seems like everybody's having trouble
keeping relationships together.Copy !req
425. It's ringing, senor.Copy !req
426. Thank you for that.
- No, no, no. No necesario.Copy !req
427. Really?Copy !req
428. That's so kind. You have no idea
what I've... Thank you. Gracias, man.Copy !req
429. If this is my guy in need,
I'm on my way. Find your way to theCopy !req
430. Hotel de la Plaza. Wait for me there.
- Ok, ok. Forget aeropuerto.Copy !req
431. Uh, Hotel de la Plaza.Copy !req
432. Hola.
- Is This your dog?Copy !req
433. Sort of. Came along for the ride.
- He does have a personality,Copy !req
434. and that certainly counts.
- He's a good guy.Copy !req
435. Is this your car?
- It's a rental. I'm an American.Copy !req
436. No shit? Really?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Well, I am Mexican.Copy !req
438. Cool.Copy !req
439. Do you have a passport?Copy !req
440. Jerry "Wellbatch," Los Angeles, U.S.A.
- Welbach.Copy !req
441. Well-batch.Copy !req
442. Can I ask you a question, Jerry?Copy !req
443. How long have you been here in Mexico?Copy !req
444. A few days. Pleasure.
- I see.Copy !req
445. Pleasure, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
446. I see. Can you tell me,
uh, what happened here?Copy !req
447. That's not accurate, I'm afraid.
The gunsmith did craft this pistolCopy !req
448. for a prospective husband, and he was
a nobleman's son,Copy !req
449. true. But the motif was darker,
my friend.Copy !req
450. It's cursed, this gun.Copy !req
451. The key to this tale
involves the gunsmith's assistant,Copy !req
452. a poor, but honorable
young man in blinding love...Copy !req
453. with the gunsmith's daughter.
For months at a time,Copy !req
454. the assistant took to the mines,
gathering the precious metal...Copy !req
455. that would yield the most
beautiful gun that ever existed,Copy !req
456. only to discover that what he hopedCopy !req
457. would be a wedding gift for him,
was for another.Copy !req
458. The gunsmith insisted his
daughter marry theCopy !req
459. nobleman's son,
forbidding their love.Copy !req
460. So, angered in his bitter pain,
the assistant cursed the gun,Copy !req
461. vowing the creation
would never prevail.Copy !req
462. But the gunsmith was racing against
time. He had promised a pistolCopy !req
463. of unparalleled craftsmanship,
the nobleman's dowryCopy !req
464. hanging in the balance.Copy !req
465. He worked day and night to
correct the pistol's problems.Copy !req
466. This gun never worked properly.
Some say its very creationCopy !req
467. ended the gunsmith's life.Copy !req
468. Well, my friend, you're free to go,
but without the gun.Copy !req
469. This gun doesn't belong to you or
to your boss. Now it belongs to me.Copy !req
470. Yeah, Vegas. It can be tough that way.
- Expensive?Copy !req
471. Yeah, emotionally. Let's just say that
I had a serious relationship problem.Copy !req
472. Oh. You fit right in here.
What do you do now, Frank?Copy !req
473. Now, I am... a postman.Copy !req
474. Get out of here. Rigid.
- Swear to God. No, come on.Copy !req
475. The postal service is busy, too.
- Is that the key to it?Copy !req
476. And that's the key. You have no idea
how many small, unmarkedCopy !req
477. brown paper packages I deliver.Copy !req
478. What, porno?
- Yeah, daily.Copy !req
479. Like what?
- Videos, blow-up dolls, dildos,Copy !req
480. pocket pussies.
- Don't leave nothing out.Copy !req
481. Oh, yeah? Hmm.Copy !req
482. But, you know, even with all that
dirty excitement at my fingertips,Copy !req
483. I still have to take off once a year.
So I just walk out the front door andCopy !req
484. I know I'm going to Vegas, but I don't
know how. All I've got is my walletCopy !req
485. and an attitude.Copy !req
486. I don't know, it keeps me sane.
After all,Copy !req
487. guns don't kill people.
Postal workers do.Copy !req
488. All set, Mr. Shurker. In front there,
a shuttle will take you to your car.Copy !req
489. What kind of car is it exactly?
- It's a Chrysler, sir, brand-new.Copy !req
490. You wouldn't happen to have
something a little more...Copy !req
491. Raoul!Copy !req
492. Yeah, man!
- Yeah. Never fear, Teddy's here.Copy !req
493. How are you?Copy !req
494. Come on, Jerry. The Mexican thief, the
dirty cop? I mean, the word is out.Copy !req
495. Big-ticket item. A lot of fucking
people are interested in that gun.Copy !req
496. No fucking way. Is that what they
think? That I'm selling them out?Copy !req
497. I don't know. Maybe they think you're
scared and might do the wrong thing.Copy !req
498. You know, I don't know. I'm just
doing my goddamn portion here.Copy !req
499. Yeah, and what is that?
- To find out what's going on, assessCopy !req
500. the damage, try to calm you down,
help find the pistol, get us home.Copy !req
501. I tell you, I get on that plane,
pistol or not, that'll be the lastCopy !req
502. fucking flight I ever take.
- Come, Jerry.Copy !req
503. Come, Jerry? You know it.
- I know what I'm supposed to know.Copy !req
504. Just doing your fucking part. You
hear yourself? You sound like fuckingCopy !req
505. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
I know nothing!Copy !req
506. I'm not crazy about Nayman
running things any more than you are.Copy !req
507. But I'm telling you, to do is keep
your nose clean, look straight aheadCopy !req
508. and do what you're told. That's why
I'm 17 payments away from Boca Raton.Copy !req
509. 'Cause I do my fuckin' portions.Copy !req
510. I don't care how you look at it. The
first step is to get the pistol back.Copy !req
511. I never took a payoff in my life.
- I know where your loyalties lie.Copy !req
512. But the kid's dead. The pistol's gone.Copy !req
513. I mean, you can see how it looks,
right? Come on, Jerry.Copy !req
514. You're my guy.Copy !req
515. Not the safest dance.Copy !req
516. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
517. We are in the city
where I'm going to be living.Copy !req
518. Go.Copy !req
519. Go.Copy !req
520. What's wrong? Huh?Copy !req
521. You know when you're in a bad
relationship and you separate?Copy !req
522. All of a sudden, everywhere
you look there's love and possibility.Copy !req
523. I'm worried about Jerry.Copy !req
524. Don't worry. I'm gonna call Nayman in
the morning. I'm gonna check in out.Copy !req
525. You want me to stay?Copy !req
526. I want you to go.Copy !req
527. You sure?Copy !req
528. I really want you to go.Copy !req
529. I couldn't sleep all night.
Yeah.Copy !req
530. No, he said he followed the cop to
the pawn shop. He's taking meCopy !req
531. over there after breakfast.
We're booked on the 7:00,Copy !req
532. if all goes well.
No, now wait...Copy !req
533. No, you wait a minute, Nayman. Now
what do you gotta go and say that?Copy !req
534. Well, now or later?
How could I misinterpret?Copy !req
535. You didn't send the wrong guy.
I'm handling things.Copy !req
536. But I never signed up for that.
Listen, I promise you, when I tellCopy !req
537. him it will make a difference. Bye.Copy !req
538. Hey, sweets. I keep calling and, uh,
I haven't heard a word from you.Copy !req
539. I'm starting to wonder.
I know you're angry with me, but, uh,Copy !req
540. you know,
"Ain't no sunshine when she's gone."Copy !req
541. Ok?Copy !req
542. I think she actually went to Vegas.
- I keep telling you, Jerry,Copy !req
543. these women are problems, you know.
You should try to be like me.Copy !req
544. I answer to myself. No hassles,
nobody ridin' my ass like aCopy !req
545. goddamn horse in a saddle. Free.
- You keep yourself closed off so youCopy !req
546. have no shot at meeting the right.
- Any can be the right womanCopy !req
547. if the numbers work and you're
willing. No way. Not me.Copy !req
548. You settle. You open yourself up.
You become vulnerable.Copy !req
549. What's this sudden insight
into my relationship?Copy !req
550. Okay, look, Jerry. She is in Vegas.Copy !req
551. What?
- Hey, shit falls down, you know?Copy !req
552. "Shit falls down."
- Margolese called Nayman pissed offCopy !req
553. that you were fucking this up, told
him to keep an eye on Sam. In case...Copy !req
554. In case I get any funny ideas.
And you're just telling me this now?Copy !req
555. Don't break my balls. Concentrate!
- On what?Copy !req
556. That gun is worth a lot. People know
you have it. Sam could be in danger.Copy !req
557. No shit. Who did they put on her?
- Say you know of him. It's thatCopy !req
558. fucking psycho Leroy from Minnesota.
- Leroy!Copy !req
559. Nayman had to do it. It was an order.
Margolese would know if he didn't.Copy !req
560. Wait. They're just trying to scare me.Copy !req
561. Well, that would sure do it for me.
We've all heard the kidney story.Copy !req
562. Nayman wants us on that 7:00 flight to
Vegas, with pistol, no ifs, ands buts.Copy !req
563. They'll meet us at airport, and then
Leroy will take the pistol to him.Copy !req
564. Yeah.Copy !req
565. I had to borrow. Do you mind?Copy !req
566. Sleep well?Copy !req
567. Yeah. And you?Copy !req
568. Who's Winston?Copy !req
569. Somebody I don't like very much.
- You can have that removed, you know?Copy !req
570. Yeah, maybe I will someday.Copy !req
571. You wanna get some breakfast?Copy !req
572. At first,
I thought this guy is all right.Copy !req
573. And then I'm thinking he's more than
all right, he's terrific.Copy !req
574. But there's no way he's gonna
feel the same way about me.Copy !req
575. Then I find out he does.Copy !req
576. Then I'm thinking what happens when
he finds out what I do?Copy !req
577. And who I am?
And what I've done?Copy !req
578. So, who am I kidding, right?
Let's get serious.Copy !req
579. What are you gonna do about it?
- I didn't have to do anything.Copy !req
580. It happened absent of my will
to consciously make it happen.Copy !req
581. Oh, really?
- I was a little drunk last night.Copy !req
582. I took my gun and I put it up in the
towels in the bathroom, you know.Copy !req
583. And he found it.Copy !req
584. And he said: "The past doesn't matter.Copy !req
585. It's the future that counts."
- Leroy.Copy !req
586. See, life can change.
People can change.Copy !req
587. I haven't cried in 12 years.Copy !req
588. What are you lookin' at?
Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
589. You're makin' it worse.
What are you, Barbara Walters?Copy !req
590. It's just beautiful.
- Let's talk about something else.Copy !req
591. What do you wanna talk about?
- Anything. Anything else.Copy !req
592. Anything. Whatever.Copy !req
593. What was it over, the last time you
cried? Let's talk about that.Copy !req
594. Oh, yeah, that'll bring
the sun right out.Copy !req
595. I heard it was this guy Leroy's mom.
- Ok, that's what we call "bullshit."Copy !req
596. If I told one guy at the next
convention that you kept your motherCopy !req
597. cut up in the freezer for 5 years,
you'd have a reputation too.Copy !req
598. Fact or not, it makes no difference.
- Ted, you can't be so naive, man.Copy !req
599. The guy's a star. What are you worried
about then if you thinkCopy !req
600. he's all blowhard and bullshit?
- I met Leroy once, in Minnesota.Copy !req
601. I shook his hand of 2 seconds.
He seemed like a nice enough guy.Copy !req
602. Whether he lives up to this legend of
a psychotic is beside the point.Copy !req
603. If he sit naked in a garage soaking in
gas lighting matches, I don't care.Copy !req
604. What concerns me is he was hired
in the first place. Are you with me?Copy !req
605. Geez, Jerry, you really met him?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
606. Hey, old Ted is not gonna let anything
happen, ok, Jerry? I'm here.Copy !req
607. Thanks, Ted. I feel perfectly safe.Copy !req
608. Thanks, Ted. I feel perfectly safe.Copy !req
609. Hola.
- I no fuck around. Comprende?Copy !req
610. Gun. Gun. Loaded.
Bang, bang. You, dead.Copy !req
611. Do you have a speech impediment?
- Give me the fuckin' gun. The pistol.Copy !req
612. The pistol?Copy !req
613. You know what I'm talkin' about. Go!
- The pistol?Copy !req
614. Okay, all right. What's your name?
- Joe.Copy !req
615. Just do like the man says. We'll be
out of here before you know it.Copy !req
616. The pistol, please.
- Ok.Copy !req
617. Excuse me.Copy !req
618. I got it.Copy !req
619. Come on. Go.Copy !req
620. Got it.
- Just have a seat right here, amigo.Copy !req
621. Geez! Jerry, have you lost your mind?
- What you're talking about on phone?Copy !req
622. Jerry, will you put the gun away?
- Was it to off me?Copy !req
623. To off me?
- I would never...Copy !req
624. Go ahead, deny it. Go ahead.
- Ok, Ok. Jerry, that's what he said.Copy !req
625. So you were lying I would walk away?
- No, Jerry, that's what he said.Copy !req
626. Then you're lying now about him
telling to off me. Which is it?Copy !req
627. No. He told me to do it, Jerry.
- But?Copy !req
628. But...
- But you're just doing your portion.Copy !req
629. Isn't that how it works, Ted? 17
portions left for Boca Raton. Right?Copy !req
630. I wouldn't do that portion.
Come on, I swear!Copy !req
631. First they tell you to bring me in.
Second they tell you to take me out.Copy !req
632. Why are you being told 2 contradicting
things? You don't ask a question?Copy !req
633. I, I just, I, I don't know.Copy !req
634. You don't think that's a little weird?
- Yeah, it's, it's weird.Copy !req
635. Right! Because something's going on.
What is it?Copy !req
636. Exactly. You don't know, 'cause you're
just doing your fucking part.Copy !req
637. Well, I'm not going down
because you don't know!Copy !req
638. See my predicament?Copy !req
639. You're my guy, Ted.Copy !req
640. You're my guy, Jerry.Copy !req
641. Hold on. What happened here?
- Someone swan dive, off the balcony.Copy !req
642. Come on.Copy !req
643. Go.Copy !req
644. No. Please, no.Copy !req
645. No. No.Copy !req
646. Coming.Copy !req
647. Hello, sir. Sorry to intrude.
Are all partiesCopy !req
648. in your room accounted for?
- Yeah. Just me and my wife. Honey!Copy !req
649. No, that's ok, sir. Thank you.
- What happened?Copy !req
650. Sorry to have disturbed you.
- Is everything all right?Copy !req
651. Leroy.Copy !req
652. Pack your shit.Copy !req
653. Shh, shh.Copy !req
654. Psst.Copy !req
655. You're a stupid motherfucker,
you know that? You're well dressed,Copy !req
656. I'll give you that, but stupid.Copy !req
657. Wear Kevlar? Huh?Copy !req
658. Yeah.Copy !req
659. Leroy.Copy !req
660. Please don't do this. Please.Copy !req
661. Oh, you think I should listen to her?
Huh? What do you think?Copy !req
662. Huh?Copy !req
663. Wanna know what I think?Copy !req
664. Kevlar is for pussies.Copy !req
665. This is for Frank.Copy !req
666. My bag will make the flight, right?
- They'll run it down there.Copy !req
667. I just need to see your passport.
- Yeah.Copy !req
668. I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
- What? No!Copy !req
669. No!
- Mr. Shurker probably has yours.Copy !req
670. I told you in the beginning, if Jerry
comes through and nothing gets funky,Copy !req
671. no problems. Well, shit got funky.
- Why isn't he here? Why? Why?Copy !req
672. Give me a second? I'm trying to get
the fucking story here, all right?Copy !req
673. Just take it easy and stop acting like
a kidnapped chick on a carton of milk.Copy !req
674. Hmm. Yeah. You're right.
This is an offer for the gun.Copy !req
675. Yeah. I can see how this looks.
I've just been trying to get some,Copy !req
676. you know, better numbers together.
- You have no intention of giving theCopy !req
677. gun to Margolese, do you, Bernie?
- Look, Bobby.Copy !req
678. I know that you're loyal. And that's
good. Nobody's debating that.Copy !req
679. Let me ask you.Copy !req
680. In your skulking around, going through
private things in other offices,Copy !req
681. did you manage to discover that he's
shutting us down? That's right.Copy !req
682. You, me, everybody.
- I don't, I don't understand.Copy !req
683. You didn't get the memo, the
severance package, the bonus? No?Copy !req
684. No. Nothing.
- Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
685. Difference between you and me is I
know when I'm being fucked, you don't,Copy !req
686. 'cause you're standing
on the wrong fucking line.Copy !req
687. Let me help you get on the right side
of the line and do for you whatCopy !req
688. he should've done, Bobby.Copy !req
689. He's changed in prison. I'm telling
you, something's changed him.Copy !req
690. He's not the same guy.
- They're still holding.Copy !req
691. What do you want me to tell 'em?Copy !req
692. Can I count on your cooperation?
- Yeah, yeah, Bobby. I'm here. Yeah.Copy !req
693. Yeah, that's his hotel.Copy !req
694. Yeah, all right. Sure.Copy !req
695. What?
- Plan B is now in effect.Copy !req
696. I hope you don't get airsick.Copy !req
697. Get in the car.Copy !req
698. Hola, hola, senor.
- Hola, Senor Welbach.Copy !req
699. Has the U.S. Consulate called back?
- No, sir, not yet.Copy !req
700. This is a muy important call.
I've lost my passport, ok?Copy !req
701. I'll be sitting here. Not gonna move.
- Senor Welbach,Copy !req
702. you see that man over there?Copy !req
703. Yeah.
- That's Mr. Williamson.Copy !req
704. So?
- He's been waiting for that same call.Copy !req
705. Really? What, the whole morning?
- Since March, senor.Copy !req
706. Oh, come on.Copy !req
707. Hotel De la Plaza. Yes, as a matter
of fact he's right here.Copy !req
708. Senor, it's for you.Copy !req
709. Oh. Oh. Hey. Yes, hello?
- You bastard.Copy !req
710. "Hello?" Like, my life is great.
Everything is fine.Copy !req
711. Sam?
- I thought you could be dead.Copy !req
712. I've been worried sick, and you say,
"Hello"! Confirming room service?Copy !req
713. Sam?
- I'm done with Mr. Jerry Welbach.Copy !req
714. Mr. Hi. No, no.
- Ask about the gun.Copy !req
715. Leroy? Did he fucking touch you?
- Do you have any ideaCopy !req
716. what I have been through, hmm?
- Multiply it by a 1,000 times and youCopy !req
717. know vague conception of where I'm at.
- Isn't that typical, Jerry?Copy !req
718. It's all a competition!
Tit for tat, tat for tit!Copy !req
719. Stop yelling, damned! How are you?
Are you ok? Are you all right?Copy !req
720. Where are you?
- Toluca Airport, Jerry.Copy !req
721. And things are shitty, really shitty!Copy !req
722. If he bring the pistol, everything ok!
- He doesn't care about that.Copy !req
723. Only cares about himself.
- Why are you airing personal mattersCopy !req
724. with complete strangers?
- I don't think that you very classifyCopy !req
725. someone who you just perpetrated
a killingCopy !req
726. with a complete fucking stranger!
And let me tell you something.Copy !req
727. I can't find my Kotex cards...
- Sam, what did you say?Copy !req
728. Jerry, just settle down.
- What'd you do to her?Copy !req
729. Jerry, just settle down. Ok?
- Yeah.Copy !req
730. We had a slight situation, but as a
professional I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
731. So why don't we all just
chill out a minute here?Copy !req
732. What happened? Did you get lost?
- Yeah, 5 fucking years ago.Copy !req
733. What did you, I can't hear you.
- No, nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
734. Nothing. I hope you have something.
- Yeah, well you just, you don't...Copy !req
735. Just make sure you return her
with all 10 toes. You hear me?Copy !req
736. Understand. Just come down here, pick
us up. We'll square things away.Copy !req
737. You got a very special woman here.
But we all know how you can get!Copy !req
738. So, let's not have any of that.
This is a time for selflessness.Copy !req
739. What? Wha...Copy !req
740. You all right?Copy !req
741. Stupid gun.Copy !req
742. Out!Copy !req
743. I have to ask you a question.Copy !req
744. And it's an important one, so I want
you to think about the answerCopy !req
745. before you give it to me, ok?
- Ok.Copy !req
746. When 2 people love each other,
but they just can't get it together,Copy !req
747. when do you get to that point
where enough is enough?Copy !req
748. That, oh, well, that's...Copy !req
749. You know. You know it's over when...Copy !req
750. Ok, I have, like,
these psychosomaticCopy !req
751. insomniatic manifestations of...
Well, here's the thing about me.Copy !req
752. I'm a product of my emotions versus
being a product of my environment,Copy !req
753. like him, which he is, exactly,
just that environmental...Copy !req
754. I, I need sunshine to grow.
That's who I am.Copy !req
755. And with the projection of...Copy !req
756. I have goals.Copy !req
757. That's your answer?
- Yeah.Copy !req
758. That's not right. I mean, there's a
right answer here, but that's not it.Copy !req
759. Look. In my business,
you're surrounded by lonelinessCopy !req
760. and finality.Copy !req
761. Now, I don't care what your take is
on an afterlife. When people die,Copy !req
762. it's scary. And they go alone.Copy !req
763. Now, the people that I send off...Copy !req
764. that have experienced love,Copy !req
765. they're a little less scared.
I mean, they're still scared,Copy !req
766. but there's a calmness to 'em.
I think that comes from the knowledgeCopy !req
767. that somebody somewhere loved themCopy !req
768. Now, I see that from time to time,
and I am awed by it.Copy !req
769. I don't think I'd be telling you
any of this if it wasn't for Frank.Copy !req
770. Anyway, it's, it's a loaded question.
Look, when two people love each other,Copy !req
771. totally, truthfully,
all the way love each other,Copy !req
772. the answer to that question is simple,
especially in your case.Copy !req
773. When do you get to that point
where enough is enough? Never.Copy !req
774. Never.Copy !req
775. I just hope Jerry's not stupid.Copy !req
776. What is he driving?Copy !req
777. It's a funky rental.Copy !req
778. I know we're all a little grouchy
right now. We'll get something to eat,Copy !req
779. you'll get the pistol and then
we'll all go our separate ways.Copy !req
780. Really separate ways.
- Now, don't start, Sam.Copy !req
781. Shut up. I'll start because I have...
- Do not tell me to shut up.Copy !req
782. We had an agreement, remember?
- Why don't we all shut up?Copy !req
783. I will crash this car right now.
- Jerry!Copy !req
784. I will. One more word out of you.
Another word, Sam. One more word.Copy !req
785. I swear to fucking God.
- Naugahyde.Copy !req
786. Ok!
- All right, Jerry!Copy !req
787. You gonna shut up?
- Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
788. Jerry, I will, I will!Copy !req
789. Stop the car, Jerry!Copy !req
790. Stop the car.Copy !req
791. Stop, stop, stop!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
792. Jerry, I want you to know, you're the
craziest fucker I ever met.Copy !req
793. You know what? Go! Go to Vegas.
I've had it!Copy !req
794. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
795. I had a flat down in Florida once,
out in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
796. So I go to the trunk,
there's no spare.Copy !req
797. Four hours in the baking sun
waiting for a truck to come by.Copy !req
798. Ow!
- Now I always check.Copy !req
799. Let me give it a rip.Copy !req
800. More muscles, you know what I mean?Copy !req
801. Wouldn't kill the bastards to oil
these every once in a while, you know.Copy !req
802. Fucking car rentals.
- Yeah.Copy !req
803. Walk away, baby. Walk away.
- What did you do?Copy !req
804. He was gonna kill us, Sam.
- Look at his head!Copy !req
805. Stop! Listen! I met Leroy in 1997 in
Minnesota. And that's not him!Copy !req
806. No, no, Jerry. Jerry, you made a
terrible mistake. He was my friend!Copy !req
807. You made a terrible mistake!
- Baby, Leroy is black.Copy !req
808. Leroy's black. Ok?
- No.Copy !req
809. Yes! He's black.
- No.Copy !req
810. African-American. A person of color.
The guy he killed in Vegas,Copy !req
811. that's the real Leroy. That's
Margolese's Leroy. So, this guy...Copy !req
812. Oh, I'm such an ass. Such an ass.
Of course. "Give the gun to Leroy.Copy !req
813. He'll get it down to Margolese."Copy !req
814. I'm being set up!Copy !req
815. Nayman hires this prick
to take out Leroy,Copy !req
816. get the gun and pin it all
on Jackoff Jerry.Copy !req
817. Isn't that right, Mr. Winston Baldry?
Right! Well, I met Leroy, Winston,Copy !req
818. there's no way you could have known
that. Your mistake. You fucked up.Copy !req
819. I can't believe it.
Every fucking time.Copy !req
820. Every fucking time. Not this time.
This time I win.Copy !req
821. This time I win!Copy !req
822. I fucking win!Copy !req
823. Oh, my God.Copy !req
824. I'm lucky I didn't
lose you three days ago.Copy !req
825. I wanna go home.Copy !req
826. Did you call about your passport?
Did you call the consulate?Copy !req
827. Do you have enough money?Copy !req
828. Yeah, I'm all right.Copy !req
829. I wanna ask you a question.Copy !req
830. It's a good one, so think about it.Copy !req
831. If two people love each other,Copy !req
832. but they just can't seem
to get it together,Copy !req
833. when do you get to that point
of enough is enough?Copy !req
834. Never.Copy !req
835. They'll call. I've left 60 messages.
I said it was an emergency.Copy !req
836. Why would Nayman ask you if you like
sex and travel? I mean,Copy !req
837. what is it even supposed to mean?
That you fool around or something?Copy !req
838. I tell you this whole, long debacle,
and this you have a problem with?Copy !req
839. Yeah, because, when you ask someone
who is involved in a relationshipCopy !req
840. of the heart,
if they like sex and travel,Copy !req
841. that's m-m-mean-spirited.
It's stupid.Copy !req
842. I'll tell you this. We're not running
anymore. So done with the running.Copy !req
843. Just packing and running... Sooner or
later, that phone is gonna ring.Copy !req
844. We are going to get your passport and
you put that gun in Margolese's handCopy !req
845. where it belongs. Nayman is fucking
Margolese. That has got nothing to doCopy !req
846. with us. By the grace of God or I
don't know what, you have managed toCopy !req
847. Forrest Gump your way through this.
And just, if we run now,Copy !req
848. we're gonna be running
the rest of our lives.Copy !req
849. We want our life back.Copy !req
850. Yes, baby, we do.Copy !req
851. No, that can't be right. Could you
just check again? Ow! Baby, don't.Copy !req
852. Margolese. "M" as in Mary.Copy !req
853. Baby, can you turn that down?
You don't even speak Spanish.Copy !req
854. Real emotion transcends language.
You don't have to understandCopy !req
855. the words to hear their pain.
- No, that's impossible.Copy !req
856. That's... Do you know when?Copy !req
857. Ay-yi-yi. No, all right. All right.Copy !req
858. Margolese is out. He got out this
morning. He's out. What is going on?Copy !req
859. He's not supposed to be out Thursday.
- It is Thursday, hon.Copy !req
860. What is it?
- Shh. Come on.Copy !req
861. Just stay away from the window.Copy !req
862. Shit. Shit.Copy !req
863. Here, give it to me.Copy !req
864. Good one.Copy !req
865. What is it, boy?Copy !req
866. Hey!Copy !req
867. Hey, man, get out of there.Copy !req
868. Come on. You're freaking me out.Copy !req
869. Ow.Copy !req
870. Where you taking me?Copy !req
871. It's not your fault you know nothing
about this gun. You're American.Copy !req
872. This gun does not belong to you.Copy !req
873. Mr. Margolese.Copy !req
874. I don't understand.Copy !req
875. What's it gonna take, Jerry?
- What?Copy !req
876. The gun. What's it gonna take for you
to give it to me and not to another?Copy !req
877. Man!
- How much?Copy !req
878. I don't know what it takes. I'm new in
the "fuck you" business. You tell me.Copy !req
879. Mr. Margolese. What does it take?
- I didn't fuck you, Jerry.Copy !req
880. I had Nayman send you down here,
but I didn't knowCopy !req
881. he was looking for a buyer. When I
found out he was looking for a buyer,Copy !req
882. I didn't know who on my team was still
on it, or even if there was a team.Copy !req
883. Who the fuck are these guys?
- They work for this man, Tropillo.Copy !req
884. And who the fuck is Tropi...
You know what? Not even important.Copy !req
885. One good reason why I shouldn't fight
to my death to not give you the gun.Copy !req
886. If it comes to that, someone here's
gonna leave this room missing an ear.Copy !req
887. Or not being able to fuck anymore.
One reason, now,Copy !req
888. that you let me know
what you think I'm made of.Copy !req
889. Are you a fatalist, Jerry?Copy !req
890. Uh, I never really thought about it.
- Por favor.Copy !req
891. Gracias.Copy !req
892. When you do think about it, about that
afternoon, you smashed into my life,Copy !req
893. into my car, ever think there's
anything to that?Copy !req
894. I honestly never thought about it.Copy !req
895. Because of that afternoon, I'm doomed
to remember a simple backwards inmateCopy !req
896. with a paper clipping.Copy !req
897. When you're in jail, a small box,
you learn a lot aboutCopy !req
898. the fella you're in a cage with.Copy !req
899. I grew to love that boy,
like he was my own son.Copy !req
900. But he was his.Copy !req
901. One day the boy came to me with a
paper clipping. "This is my destiny.Copy !req
902. This is my birthright."
It was a story about the pistol.Copy !req
903. How they found it in the mines stashed
away. When I asked whyCopy !req
904. it meant so much to him,
the story he toldCopy !req
905. changed my life.Copy !req
906. The night before the nobleman's
arrival, the assistant couldCopy !req
907. not sleep, his heart in aching pain.Copy !req
908. The day was upon him when the gunsmith
would present his gift to the noblemanCopy !req
909. and his son.Copy !req
910. The nobleman's son was a notoriously
vicious soldier, worldly and wicked.Copy !req
911. For him, his father demanded
something more beautiful,Copy !req
912. more perfect than he'd ever
laid eyes on before. But nothing,Copy !req
913. no words or description
could have given justice to itCopy !req
914. or have prepared him
for that gun's flawless grace.Copy !req
915. When the nobleman's son
saw his intended bride-to-be,Copy !req
916. it was love at first sight.Copy !req
917. The nobleman's son took
the mighty weapon into his hands.Copy !req
918. A perfect fit.Copy !req
919. It did not work. The nobleman
took it as a bad omen.Copy !req
920. The curse had rendered it
useless in unworthy hands.Copy !req
921. The gunsmith urged him to try it one
last time, and so he did.Copy !req
922. The nobleman was insulted
by the ineptness, angry withCopy !req
923. the poor gunsmith. They argued.Copy !req
924. When the nobleman's son realized that
her heart belonged to the poor,Copy !req
925. simple assistant, a man far less than
he, he was furious in anger.Copy !req
926. He could not have that.Copy !req
927. The assistant, realizing that
even if the gun should work,Copy !req
928. she would certainly die next,
begged his loveCopy !req
929. to withdraw and accept their fate.Copy !req
930. Some say you could actually
hear her heart break.Copy !req
931. She fearlessly surrendered
her bitter spirit unto purgatory.Copy !req
932. The pistol contains
her damned soul.Copy !req
933. Day after day I would listen to that
story. And always he would tell me,Copy !req
934. "When I get out, I will find that
pistol and I will return it toCopy !req
935. my father, whose father's father
had crafted the gun."Copy !req
936. 18 months later,
he took it in the belly for me.Copy !req
937. He died.Copy !req
938. I vowed to search, acquire the pistolCopy !req
939. and return it to his father.Copy !req
940. My grandson Beck, headstrong boy.Copy !req
941. Sure, he was mixed up.
He didn't understand the honorCopy !req
942. behind what I was doing.
That's when it became clear to meCopy !req
943. I had to send you down here.
Because you were the instrumentCopy !req
944. in the situation, Jerry.Copy !req
945. His son is dead.
My grandson is dead.Copy !req
946. All of it brought together by that
afternoon at our intersection.Copy !req
947. Well, that...Copy !req
948. that's a pretty good fucking reason.Copy !req
949. You are a soldier of God.Copy !req
950. She will be safe there, right there,
and she can fly with the angels.Copy !req
951. No devils can catch her here,
right here,Copy !req
952. and now she will be able
to fly with the angels.Copy !req
953. We square?
- I'll owe you.Copy !req
954. Jerry, honey?
- I bet this is the queen of the idiot.Copy !req
955. Am I right? This must be Sam.
This is Bernie Nayman.Copy !req
956. Where's that stupid fucking Jerry?
With Leroy?Copy !req
957. Don't you mean Winston?Copy !req
958. I hope not, 'cause he's dead.
- Then you're in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
959. Especially if Jerry sold that gun.Copy !req
960. Jerry hid it.
- A step in the right direction.Copy !req
961. Are you there, Sam?
- Yeah, I'm here.Copy !req
962. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
963. Nayman! Where is she?
What have you done with her?Copy !req
964. Jerry, get me out!
- Don't shoot. She's in the trunk!Copy !req
965. I swear to God, if you've hurt her...
- It is hot in there.Copy !req
966. Let her out!
- Give me the pistol, I'll let her out.Copy !req
967. All right. All right, Nayman,
where are the keys?Copy !req
968. I might have lost them.
- You're shit, because she's the onlyCopy !req
969. one who knows where the pistol is.
- Oh.Copy !req
970. Sam, no!
- Put that down. You'll damage it.Copy !req
971. You shut the fuck up!
- Sam, do not, I repeat,Copy !req
972. do not pull that trigger. No, no, no.
- I will, I will pull this trigger.Copy !req
973. You toast that gun,
he's dead right after.Copy !req
974. Sweets.Copy !req
975. Put the gun down. Ok?
Put it down.Copy !req
976. It's not worth it.Copy !req
977. Ok?Copy !req
978. He's right, it's not worth it.Copy !req
979. Don't you know when enough is enough?Copy !req
980. Baby.Copy !req
981. Do you like sex and travel?Copy !req
982. As a matter of fact, I do.
- Wrong answer.Copy !req
983. Sweetheart?Copy !req
984. We just witnessed a miracle.Copy !req
985. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
986. Are you all right, hon?
- Am I ok? Yeah, I'm ok.Copy !req
987. You ok? Yeah?Copy !req
988. May I?
- It would be our honor.Copy !req
989. Yeah.Copy !req
990. Seal it.Copy !req
991. Do you love me, Jerry?
- I adore you, sweetheart.Copy !req
992. Then tell me it again.
- Baby, I've already told you 3 times.Copy !req
993. Just one more time, please.
Please. Please.Copy !req
994. The pistol was crafted for a noble man
by a poor Mexican gunsmith.Copy !req
995. Nobleman.
- Hmm?Copy !req
996. It's nobleman, not noble man. 2 words.
- That's what I...Copy !req
997. What difference does it make?
Why do you have to correct me?Copy !req
998. English is your mother tongue.
- I'm calling a time-out!Copy !req