1. This could be the
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to a boy named Christopher Robin.
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has toy animals to play with.
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in a wonderful world of make-believe.
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called Winnie the Pooh,
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right here in the Hundred Acre Wood.
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the enchanted neighbourhood
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16. And there's Owl
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17. But most of all Winnie the Pooh
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18. Winnie the Pooh
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19. Winnie the Pooh
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20. Tubby little cubby
all stuffed with fluff
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Winnie the Pooh
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22. Willy nilly, silly old bear
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25. Tubby little cubby
all stuffed with fluff
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Winnie the Pooh
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28. Winnie the Pooh lived
in this enchanted forest,
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30. which means he had the name
over the door in gold letters
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60. With a hefty happy appetite
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62. With a hefty, happy appetite
he's a hefty, happy Pooh
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65. That buzzing noise means something.
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66. The only reason for making
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68. The only reason for being a bee
is to make honey.
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is so I can eat it.
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70. So Winnie the Pooh
climbed the honey tree.
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71. He climbed and he climbed
and he climbed.
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73. I call it my Rumbly in my Tumbly song.
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74. Yes, it went something like this.
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77. Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree
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80. So I guess I wouldn't care then
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83. So I climb there
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86. For something
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88. to eat!
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96. - and began to think.
- Think... Think... Think...
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98. - Winnie the Pooh?
- No.
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99. Christopher Robin.
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100. Christopher Robin lived in
another part of the forest
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101. where he could be near his friends,
and help them with their problems.
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102. On this summer day,
gloomy old Eeyore,
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103. being stuffed with sawdust,
had lost his tail again.
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104. - Eeyore, this won't hurt.
- Never does.
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105. There now. Did I get your tail
back on properly, Eeyore?
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106. No matter.
Most likely lose it again, anyway.
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be placed a trifle to the right.
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109. Now, if you were to ask me,
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112. No, no. North, dear.
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113. Cheer up, Eeyore.
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114. Don't be so gloomy. Try swishing it.
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115. - It worked. It worked.
- Oh, goody!
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116. Thanks.
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117. It's not much of a tail,
but I'm sort of attached to it.
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118. Good morning, Christopher Robin.
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119. Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
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120. - Good morning, Pooh bear.
- Good morning, Pooh bear.
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121. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
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122. What are you looking for, Pooh bear?
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thinking and wondering,
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125. Such a thing, Christopher,
as a balloon, about you.
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126. What do you want a balloon for?
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127. Honey.
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128. But you don't get honey with a balloon.
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129. - I do.
- How?
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130. I shall fly like a bee
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131. up to the honey tree. See?
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132. But just a minute.
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133. You can't fool the bees that way.
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134. You'll see!
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135. Now, would you be so kind
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of which I know of.
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137. So Christopher Robin
towed Winnie the Pooh
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138. to the very muddy place.
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139. Pooh rolled and rolled
until he was black all over.
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140. There, now.
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141. Isn't this a clever disguise?
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142. What are you supposed to be?
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143. I'm a little, black rain cloud, of course.
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144. Silly old bear.
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at the bees, please?
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146. Careful, Pooh. Hold on tight.
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147. Yes.
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- Yes.
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149. - ... three...
- Yes.
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150. - ... two...
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152. I'm just a little black rain cloud
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154. I'm only a little black rain cloud
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No, not a nip
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161. Christopher Robin,
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162. I think the bees
S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.
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163. Perhaps they think
you're after their honey.
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164. Well, it may be that.
You never can tell with bees.
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165. Oh, I'm just a little black rain cloud
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your umbrella and say...
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170. - "It looks like rain."
- It looks like rain.
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to a very important decision.
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175. Christopher Robin!
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181. Christopher!
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you never can tell with bees.
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the sort to give up easily.
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184. When he put his mind to honey,
he stuck to it.
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189. like, "How about lunch?"
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190. And, "Help yourself, Pooh."
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192. Oh, no. Not again.
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198. Nobody.
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199. Must be somebody there, because
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200. - Rabbit, isn't that you?
- No!
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203. - Hello, Rabbit!
- Oh, hello, Pooh bear.
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204. Pooh bear!
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210. Both! But never mind the bread, please.
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and ate and ate!
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222. Goodbye, Rabbit.
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- I thought not.
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I'll get Christopher Robin.
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234. - Well, if it isn't Pooh bear.
- Oh, hello, Owl.
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an excavation expert?
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244. I'm not in the book,
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What's your problem?
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252. He's gumming up the whole project.
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The charge in money?
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perhaps we can push you back.
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- Honeysuckle.
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It's rather good, I think.
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- It certainly is!
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341. Say, you ought to do something
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- He budged.
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361. Hooray, hooray
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Think ho-age
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his thoughtful spot.
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I made up a little hum.
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- No, I was just thinking.
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everyone a happy Winds-day.
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my very dear friend, Piglet.
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in the family a long time.
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Trespassers Will.
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- Now, you've been here before.
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Happy Winds-day, Roo.
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stand against anything.
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457. - Happy Winds-day, Eeyore.
- Thanks for noticing me.
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458. Oh, bother!
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for harvesting.
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but being a screech owl,
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heard of the disaster,
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of Owl's misfortune.
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ever be able to fix it.
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when a house looks like that,
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but I'll find a new one.
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to tell you about my Uncle Clyde,
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509. a very independent barn owl,
he didn't give a hoot for tradition.
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a beautiful pea green boat.
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turned into a blustery night.
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anxious sort of night,
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Eeyore?
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519. Oh, come in, Christopher Robin.
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522. Hello, out there.
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524. Hello, I'm Tigger!
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- Sure I did.
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- I'm Pooh.
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528. Oh, a Pooh, sure.
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529. - What's a Pooh?
- You're sitting on one.
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531. Oh, well, glad to meet ya.
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536. The wonderful thing about tiggers
is tiggers are wonderful things
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537. Their tops are made out of rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
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538. They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy
pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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about tiggers is I'm the only one
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546. and those ricky-diculus
striped pyjamas.
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548. Oh, no, it's not! I'm the only tigger.
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off of this impostor.
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- You said that.
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- Well, then I'll say it.
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558. I'm hungry!
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559. Oh, not for honey, I hope.
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560. Honey! Oh, boy, honey!
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565. Tiggers don't like honey!
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567. That icky, sticky stuff
is only fit for heffalumps and woozles.
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568. You mean elephants and weasels.
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569. That's what I said.
Heffalumps and woozles.
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570. Well, what do heffa... Halla...
What do they do?
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571. - Nothing much. Just steal honey.
- Steal honey?
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572. They sure do. Well, I'd better
be bouncing along now, chum.
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573. Cheerio!
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574. The wonderful thing about tiggers
is tiggers are wonderful things
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575. Their tops are made out of rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
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576. They're bouncy trouncy, flouncy
pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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about tiggers is I'm the only one
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578. I'm the only one
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heffalumps and woozles about,
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582. Take drastic precautions
to protect his precious honey.
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583. Oh, hello.
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584. Am I glad to see you!
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585. It's more friendly with two.
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586. Now, you go that way,
and I'll go this way.
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587. You didn't see anything, did you?
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588. Neither did I.
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589. Now, the very blustery night
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592. Until, at last,
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and began to dream.
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594. Heffalumps and woozles.
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595. Heffalumps and woozles steal honey.
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596. Beware. Beware.
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597. They're black, they're brown
they're up, they're down
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they're all about
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they're gone, they're here
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600. They're quick and slick
they're insincere
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Be a very wary bear
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602. A heffalump or woozle
is very confusil
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605. But if they so choosles
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you'll see them multiply
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in every shape and size
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You'll find that they love it
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the thing you prize
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they're pink, they're white
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they're a terrible sight
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They come in stripes or polka dots
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Be a very wary bear
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You'll find that they love it
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621. Because they'll guzzle up
the things you prize
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622. They're black, they're brown
they're up, they're down
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they're all about
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they're gone, they're here
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they're insincere
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Beware, beware
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627. Beware
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630. As a matter of fact, it was raining
all over the Hundred Acre Wood.
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632. And on page 73,
there was a bit of a cloudburst.
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633. It rained and it rained and it rained.
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634. The rain, rain, rain
came down, down, down
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635. In rushing rising rivulets
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636. Till the river crept out of its bed
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637. And crept right into Piglet's
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638. Poor Piglet he was frightened
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640. And so in desperation
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641. A message he did write
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642. He placed it in a bottle
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644. And the rain, rain, rain
came down, down, down
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645. So Piglet started bailing
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646. He was unaware atop his chair
while bailing he was sailing
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647. And the rain, rain, rain
came down, down, down
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648. And the flood rose up, up, upper
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649. Pooh too was caught
and so he thought
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650. I must rescue my supper
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651. Ten honey pots he rescued
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652. But as he sopped up his supper
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653. The river sopped up Pooh
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654. And the water twirled and tossed him
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655. In a honey pot canoe
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656. Rain, rain, rain
came down, down, down
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657. When the rain, rain, rain
came down, down, down
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658. So the Hundred Acre Wood
got floodier and floodier.
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to Christopher Robin's house,
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everyone was gathering.
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662. But in the midst of all the excitement,
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663. Eeyore stubbornly stuck to his task
of house-hunting for Owl.
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665. Cosy cottage. Nice location.
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666. A bit damp for Owl, though.
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667. Meanwhile, little Roo made
an important discovery.
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668. Look! I've rescued a bottle.
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669. And it's got something in it, too.
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670. It's a message, and it says...
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671. Owl, you fly over to Piglet's house,
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672. and tell him we'll make a rescue.
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673. A rescue? Yes, yes.
Of course, of course.
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674. So Owl flew out over the flood
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675. and he soon spotted two
tiny objects below him.
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676. One was little Piglet
caught in the whirlpool,
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677. and the other was Pooh,
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of honey from the pot.
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679. Oh, Owl, I don't mean to complain,
but I'm afraid. I'm scared.
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680. Now, now, Piglet, chin up
and all that sort of thing.
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681. A rescue is being thought of.
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682. Be brave, little Piglet.
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683. It's awfully hard to be brave
when you're such a small animal.
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684. To divert your small mind from
your unfortunate predicament,
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686. It concerns a cousin of mine,
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during a flood that he...
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688. I beg your pardon, Owl, but I think
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689. we're coming to a flutterfall,
a flatterfall, a very big waterfall.
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690. Please, no interruptions.
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691. There you are, Pooh bear.
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692. Now, to continue my story...
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695. Pooh, thank goodness you're safe.
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696. - Have you seen Piglet?
- Excuse me, I have...
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698. - Pooh, you rescued Piglet.
- I did?
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- I am?
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702. As soon as the flood is over,
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704. Now, this party is a hero party,
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706. - I found it.
- Found what, Eeyore?
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707. House for Owl.
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Where is it, Eeyore?
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I'll show it to ya.
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711. Everyone followed Eeyore.
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Eeyore stopped right in front of...
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714. Why are you stopping here, Eeyore?
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715. This is it, Owl's new house.
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719. W-O-L. That spells "Owl".
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720. Bless my soul, so it does.
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724. It's the best house in the whole world.
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729. But, Piglet, where will you live?
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732. With me! You shall live with me.
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733. - Won't you, Piglet?
- With you?
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734. Oh, thank you, Pooh bear.
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735. Of course I will.
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736. Piglet, that was
a very grand thing to do.
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738. Christopher Robin,
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740. Of course we can, silly old bear.
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741. And so, Pooh was
a hero for saving Piglet,
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742. and Piglet was a hero for giving Owl
his grand home in the beech tree.
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our hero of the wet
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unsinking Pooh bear
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helped out a friend in need
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746. For truly they're
the heroes of the day
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747. So we say hip-hip-hooray
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748. Piglet and Pooh we salute you
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749. What's all that stomping
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Hip-hip hoo-ray
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753. I sure like bouncing.
Wasn't that fun, Piglet?
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757. I think that I just remembered
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759. So I suppose I really ought to
go back and do it now.
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760. - Goodbye, Pooh.
- Goodbye, Piglet.
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- Oh, good!
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768. Think, think. Think, think, think.
Think. Think.
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770. Hello, Pooh!
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773. - That spells "Tigger."
- I know.
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774. - You've bounced me before.
- I did?
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775. Oh, yeah! I re-cog-go-nise you.
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778. Well, I gotta go now.
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779. I got a lot of bouncing to do.
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780. T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.
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781. There goes Tigger, bouncing in on
his friends when they least expect him.
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782. Oh, hello, Piglet! I'm Tigger.
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787. Yeah. I'm saving my best bounce
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788. There! That should do it.
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790. Hello, Rabbit. I'm Tigger.
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796. Messy? Messy?
It's ruined! It's ruined, Tigger.
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their bottoms are made out of springs
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801. They're bouncy trouncy, flouncy
pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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Tigger's getting so bouncy nowadays,
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he just bounces too much.
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822. Pooh, we were trying to think of a way
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for a long explore, see?
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and we lose him there.
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826. Lose him?
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827. Oh, we'll find him again, next morning.
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he'll be a humble Tigger.
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830. An, "Oh, Rabbit,
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turned out cold and misty.
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839. Pooh, as usual, had a little
something along to sustain himself.
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840. And now, as Tigger kept bouncing
farther and farther into the mist,
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a good time to lose Tigger.
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843. In here. Hide.
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844. Tigger's lost now, isn't he, Rabbit?
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850. - Hello!
- Oh, my goodness. Hide!
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851. Hello!
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861. Hooray! Hooray, we've done it.
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862. Come on, hurry. Let's head for home.
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863. Rabbit was certain everything was
going according to plan,
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864. and so it seemed to be.
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865. But sometime later,
on the bottom of page 123...
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866. It's a funny thing how everything
looks the same in the mist.
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867. He's right, Piglet.
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868. - It's the very same sand pit.
- I think so, too, Pooh.
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869. It's lucky I know the forest so well, or...
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870. Or we might get lost.
Well, come on. Follow me.
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871. Now, Pooh was getting tired
of seeing the same sand pit,
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872. and he suspected it
of following them about.
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873. Because, whichever
direction they started in,
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874. they always seemed to end up at it.
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875. - Rabbit.
- Yes?
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876. Say, Rabbit, how would it be
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877. if as soon as we're
out of sight of this old pit,
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878. - we just try to find it again?
- What's the good of that?
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879. You see, we keep looking for home,
but we keep finding this pit.
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880. I thought if we looked
for this pit we might find home.
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881. I don't see much sense in that.
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882. If I walked away from this pit,
and then walked back to it,
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883. of course I should find it.
I'll prove it. Wait here.
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884. So Pooh and Piglet
waited in the mist for Rabbit.
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885. And they waited,
and waited, and waited.
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886. And all the while,
Pooh's thoughts kept returning
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887. to his honey pots at home.
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888. What was that, Pooh?
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889. My tummy rumble.
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890. Now then, come on. Let's go home.
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891. But, Pooh, do you know the way?
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892. No, Piglet, but there are 12 pots
of honey in my cupboard,
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893. and they have been
calling to my tummy.
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894. They have?
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895. Yes, Piglet. I couldn't hear them before,
because Rabbit would talk.
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896. I think I know where they're calling from.
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897. Come on. We'll just follow my tummy.
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898. They walked off together
and, for a long time, Piglet said nothing
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899. so as not to interrupt
Pooh's honey pots.
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900. Sure enough, as the mist got thinner,
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901. and just when Piglet
began to know where he was...
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902. Hey, hello there, you two blokes.
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903. Where have you been?
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904. We've been trying to find
our way back home.
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905. Pooh, I don't think
Rabbit's splendid idea worked.
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906. Say, where is old long-ears, anyway?
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907. He must still be missing in the mist.
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908. Well, leave it to me.
I'll bounce him out of there!
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909. T-T-F-N. Ta-ta for now.
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910. Meanwhile, Rabbit was
still wandering around in the mist.
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911. By now, he was lost and bewildered.
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912. And to make matters worse,
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913. his mind was beginning
to play tricks on him.
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914. What's that?
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915. Pooh? Piglet?
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916. - Help!
- Hello, Rabbit!
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917. Tigger! But you're supposed to be lost.
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918. Tiggers never get lost, bunny boy.
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919. Never get lost.
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920. - Of course not.
- Oh, no.
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921. Come on, Rabbit.
Let's go home. Hang on!
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922. They started back.
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923. Rabbit was now a humiliated Rabbit,
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924. a lost-and-found Rabbit,
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925. an "Oh, why, oh, why,
do these things happen to me" Rabbit.
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926. Now we come to the next chapter,
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927. in which the first snowfall had
covered the Hundred Acre Wood.
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928. And in which Tigger learns
that even bouncing can be overdone.
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929. On this day,
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930. Roo was waiting for Tigger
to take him out to play.
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931. Mama, when is Tigger gonna get here?
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932. Be patient, dear. He'll be here.
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933. Well, here I am!
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934. Did I surprise you, Roo?
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935. You sure did! I like surprises.
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936. - Hello, Mrs Kanga, ma'am.
- Why, hello, Tigger, dear.
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937. She called me "dear".
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938. Roo, are you ready for some bouncing?
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939. Yeah! You and me are good bouncers.
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940. Just a moment, dear.
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941. Hold still.
Goodness, you're bouncy today.
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942. That's what roos do the best-est.
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943. - Now keep your scarf on.
- Not so tight, Mama.
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944. - Is your sweater warm enough?
- Yes, Mother.
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945. Well, come on, Roo. Let's go!
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946. Tigger, have Roo home
in time for his nap.
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947. And be careful!
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948. Don't worry, Mrs Kanga.
I'll take care of the little nipper.
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949. What a perfect day!
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950. Peace and quiet,
and thank goodness, no Tigger.
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951. Say, look, look, look.
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952. If it isn't old long-ears.
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953. Can tiggers ice skate
as fancy as Mr Rabbit?
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954. Can tiggers ice skate?
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955. That's what tiggers do the best.
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956. Say, this is a cinch.
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957. Oh, no. Not him!
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958. I can't... Watch out!
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959. - It can't be!
- Out of my way!
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960. Look out! I can't...
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961. Oh, why does it always have to be me?
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962. Why, oh, why, oh, why?
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963. Tigger, Tigger, are you all right?
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964. Tiggers don't like ice skating.
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965. So Tigger and Roo went farther
into the Hundred Acre Wood
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966. looking for something
that Tiggers do best.
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967. I bet you can climb trees, Tigger?
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968. Climb trees?
That's what Tiggers do best!
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969. Only Tiggers don't climb trees.
They bounce them!
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970. Come on, let's go.
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971. I almost bounced clear out of the book.
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972. Some bouncing.
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973. Say, how did this tree get so high?
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974. Hey. Hey! Hey!
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975. What's happening now?
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976. Don't swing on a string,
it's much too frail,
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977. the best kind of swing is a tigger's tail.
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978. Stop that, kid. Please.
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979. S-T-O-P. Stop!
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980. You're rocking the forest.
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981. What's the matter, Tigger?
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982. Oh, thank goodness.
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983. I was just getting see-sick from
seeing too much.
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984. We'll have to leave Tigger
up in the treetop for a little while.
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985. Because, at the bottom
of the next page,
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986. Pooh is having a problem of his own.
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987. What are you doing, Pooh?
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988. - Tracking something.
- Tracking what?
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989. That's what I asked myself, Piglet.
What?
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990. And what do you think
you'll answer yourself?
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991. I shall have to wait
until I catch up with it.
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992. Pooh, for a bear of very little brain,
you sure are a smart one!
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993. Thank you, Piglet.
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994. Now what?
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995. A very mysterious thing, Piglet.
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996. A whole new set of tracks. See?
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997. And so it seemed to be.
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998. There were the tracks
joining each other, here,
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999. getting mixed up
with each other, there.
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1000. But to Pooh, quite plainly,
four sets of paw marks.
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1001. Piglet, whatever it was
that made these tracks,
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1002. has now been joined
by a whatever-it-is.
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1003. Yes.
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1004. And all of them are
proceeding in company.
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1005. Piglet, I wasn't exactly
expecting company.
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1006. Neither was I, Pooh.
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1007. So they went on,
feeling a little anxious now,
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1008. in case the animals in front
of them were of hostile intent.
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1009. Hello!
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1010. Look, look, Piglet, there's
something in that tree over there.
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1011. Is it one of the fiercer animals? Hello!
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1012. Yes. It's a jagular.
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1013. What do jagulars do, Pooh?
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1014. Well, jagulars always call, "Hello!"
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1015. And when you look up,
they drop on you.
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1016. I'm looking down, Pooh.
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1017. Hello!
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1018. Hey, Tigger, it's Pooh and Piglet.
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1019. Pooh! Piglet!
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1020. Why, it's only Tigger and Roo.
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1021. Come on.
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1022. Hello, Roo.
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1023. What are you
and Tigger doing up there?
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1024. I'm all right, but Tigger's stuck.
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1025. Help, somebody, please.
Get Christopher Robin.
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1026. It wasn't too long before word got back
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1027. to Christopher Robin and the others
that Tigger was in trouble.
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1028. Hello, Pooh. Hello, Piglet. What's up?
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1029. - Tigger and Roo are up.
- Oh, my goodness.
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1030. Roo, how did you get way up there?
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1031. Easy, Mama. We bounced up.
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1032. Oh, gracious. Do be careful, dear.
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1033. I'm all right, Mama, but Tigger's stuck.
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1034. Oh, what a shame. That's too bad.
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1035. No, that's good.
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1036. You see, he can't
bounce anybody up there.
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1037. Oh, dear! We'll just have
to get him down, somehow.
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1038. Down? Down? Do we have to?
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1039. Come on, everyone.
Let's hold the corner of my coat.
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1040. You're first, Roo. Jump!
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1041. Try not to fall too fast, dear.
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1042. Oh, thank goodness.
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1043. Gee, that was fun!
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1044. Come on, Tigger. It doesn't hurt. Jump!
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1045. You're next, Tigger.
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1046. - Jump!
- Jump?
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1047. Tiggers don't jump. They bounce.
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1048. Then bounce down.
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1049. Don't be ri-dic-cour-ous.
Tiggers only bounce up!
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1050. You can climb down, Tigger.
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1051. But tiggers can't climb down,
because their tails get in the way.
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1052. Hooray! That settles it.
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1053. If he won't jump
and he can't climb down,
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1054. then we'll just have to
leave him up there forever!
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1055. Forever?
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1056. If I ever get out of this,
I promise never to bounce again. Never!
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1057. I heard that, Tigger.
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1058. He promised!
Did you hear him promise?
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1059. I heard him. I heard him!
You heard him, didn't you?
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1060. Well, Tigger, your bouncing
really got you into trouble this time.
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1061. Say, who are you?
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1062. I'm the narrator.
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1063. Please, for goodness sakes,
narrate me down from here.
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1064. Very well. Hold on tight.
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1065. You can let go, Tigger.
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1066. Never.
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1067. But, Tigger, look for yourself.
You're perfectly safe.
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1068. What did I tell you, Tigger?
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1069. Come on. Back we go.
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1070. Good old terra firma.
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1071. Say, I'm so happy, I feel like bouncing.
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1072. You promised. You promised.
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1073. Oh, I did, didn't I?
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1075. Never!
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1076. Never?
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1077. Not even just one teensy,
weensy bounce?
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1078. Not even a smidgen of a bounce.
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1079. Oh, the poor dear. Oh, that's too bad.
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1080. Christopher Robin,
I like the old, bouncy Tigger best.
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1081. So do I, Roo.
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1082. - I do, too.
- Me, too!
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1083. Of course, we all do.
Don't you agree, Rabbit?
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1084. - I... I...
- Well, Rabbit?
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1085. Well, I... I...
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1086. That is... What I mean...
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1087. Well?
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1088. I...
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1089. Oh, all right.
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1090. I guess I like the old Tigger better, too.
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1091. Oh, boy!
You mean, I can have my bounce back?
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1092. Come on, Rabbit.
Let's you and me bounce.
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1093. Good heavens! Me bounce?
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1094. Why, certainly!
Look, you've got the feet for it.
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1095. - I have?
- Sure. Come on, try it.
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1096. It makes you feel just great!
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1097. Well, say, it does, doesn't it?
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1098. Come on, everybody. Bounce!
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1099. Come on, bounce.
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1100. The wonderful thing about tiggers
is tiggers are wonderful things
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1101. Their tops are made out of the rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
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1102. They're bouncy trouncy flouncy
pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
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about tiggers is I'm the only one
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1106. in which Christopher Robin and Pooh
come to the enchanted place.
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1107. And we say goodbye.
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1108. Goodbye? Oh, no, please, can't we go
back to page one and do it over again?
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1109. Sorry, Pooh, but all stories
have an ending, you know.
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1110. Oh, bother.
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1111. Yes, the time had come at last.
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1112. Christopher Robin
was going away to school.
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1113. Nobody else in the forest knew
exactly why or where he was going.
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1114. All they knew was it had something
to do with "Twice times,"
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things called "ABC's,"
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1120. and you saying,
"How about a smackerel of honey?"
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1121. I like that, too.
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1122. But what I like best
is just doing nothing.
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1124. Well, it's when grownups ask,
"What are you going to do?"
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1125. And you say, "Nothing."
Then you go out and do it.
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1126. I like that. Let's do it all the time.
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1128. I'm not going to do
just nothing any more.
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1130. Well, not so much.
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1131. Pooh, when I'm away
just doing nothing,
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1132. will you come up here sometimes?
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1133. You mean, alone?
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1134. - Just me?
- Yes.
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you won't forget me, ever?
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1136. Oh, I won't, Christopher, I promise.
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1138. - How old shall I be then?
- Ninety-nine.
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1139. Silly old bear.
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1140. Wherever they go,
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1141. and whatever happens
to them on the way,
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on top of the forest,
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