1. He looks so sad.
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2. Rico, I want that tree up to muster.
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3. Check.
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4. Kowalski. What's the status
on the approved musical selection?
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5. Scheduled to begin now.
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6. - Excelente, right on track.
- Skipper.
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7. Figgy pudding at 1900 hours.
Yule log to commence on my mark.
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8. Engage.
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9. - Yule log engaged.
- Checkamundo.
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10. Eggnog at 2100 hours.
Writing our names in the snow at 2105.
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11. - Skipper.
- What is it, Private?
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12. Ted the polar bear is all alone
this holiday, and he seems so sad.
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13. Could we bring him a present
to cheer him up?
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14. Kowalski.
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15. Negative. We have four presents
and there are four of us.
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16. - We could get him something.
- Sorry, Private, no can do.
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17. No one should be sad
and alone on Christmas.
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18. Exactly. So throw those troubles away
and be merry. Pronto.
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19. - But, Skipper...
- That's an order, mister.
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20. All right, boys,
stand by for eggnog.
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21. - Aye, aye, Skipper.
- Eggnog!
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22. - Private.
- I'll pass, thank you.
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23. Eggnog!
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24. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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25. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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26. Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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27. Hold on, Rico.
That guy can really hold his nog.
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28. 21 1 0 hours, boys.
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29. Engage cranberries.
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30. Rico. Not at the table.
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31. Hold on a second.
Something's missing.
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32. Cranberries, check.
Eggnog, check.
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33. Give me a head count.
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34. - Three heads, sir.
- Where's the private?
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35. Unknown, sir.
It would appear that he's missing.
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36. Missing? Hoover Dam!
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37. Wait. There he is.
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38. He just went to bed.
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39. What the...! What have you
done with Private?
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40. - Talk, mister.
- Skipper, over here.
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41. I'll deal with you later.
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42. Oh, no. He must be
out there all by himself.
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43. He's one of us, men.
You all know the penguin credo.
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44. - Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
- No.
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45. No, that's the walrus credo.
It's "never swim alone."
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46. Private's out there all by himself.
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47. - And we never leave one of our own.
- Oh.
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48. - Yeah.
- Now, let's go.
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49. Oh, that's perfect!
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50. Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
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51. Whoa!
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52. Kowalski. Analysis.
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53. Adrenaline, sweat and sardines.
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54. These tracks are fresh, sir.
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55. He's close. I can feel it.
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56. What kind of cut-rate junk is this?
It's lousy workmanship, is what it is.
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57. We may have a problem.
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58. Everywhere I look, junk.
These are no good at all. Junk!
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59. We need to get closer. Ten o'clock, men.
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60. Blend! Blend! Blend!
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61. So this is where you're
hiding all the good stuff.
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62. He's in trouble.
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63. - Kaboom.
- Stand down, soldier.
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64. We're in observation mode.
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65. Now this is workmanship.
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66. Where's the gosh darn squeaker
on this thing?
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67. It's got to have a squeaker.
Now, that's more like it.
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68. Hey, stupid. I want this one.
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69. Grand Coulee Dam!
Private's been captured!
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70. Taxi!
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71. Not on my watch, blue hair. Kowalski!
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72. Hey! I'm walking here.
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73. I got a tip for you. Drop dead!
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74. Good evening, ma'am.
Merry Christmas to you.
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75. Buzz off!
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76. Skipper, how are we gonna get inside?
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77. Kaboom. Kaboom!
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78. I got a better idea.
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79. Oy. Oh, that's gonna hurt.
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80. Very generous, sir.
You have a merry Christmas.
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81. Hold that elevator!
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82. - Skipper!
- Private!
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83. Step on it, Kowalski.
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84. - What comes down, must go up.
- Skipper.
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85. All right, men.
Commence Operation Special Delivery.
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86. Shitake mushrooms!
No more Mr. Cute and Cuddly.
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87. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!
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88. Rico, enough with the dynamite already.
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89. Why does Christmas have
to be every year?
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90. What a pain in the...
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91. The tape, it's so sticky.
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92. There we go.
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93. Oh, you make such a nice
Christmas present for my Mr. Chew.
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94. Oh, now, Mr. Chew.
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95. You have to wait until morning
to open your present.
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96. Yes, you do. Who is Mommy's big boy?
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97. Who is he?
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98. Nice doggy. Good doggy.
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99. Now, good boy. Down.
Don't eat me. No.
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100. Good boy. Leave me alone!
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101. - Santa Claus has come to town.
- Oh, Skipper.
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102. - Help me, guys!
- Kowalski. Secure the private.
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103. I'm on it.
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104. - Quadruped, canine, two o'clock!
- I'll need some cover fire.
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105. Rico.
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106. - Kowalski. Status!
- I'm almost there, Skipper.
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107. Let him have it, Rico.
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108. What a hit! Ryan is down!
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109. Holy Butterball!
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110. - There's a loose ball on the field.
- Don't eat me!
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111. Kowalski, give me options.
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112. Skipper.
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113. Excelente,
engage Operation Stocking Stuffer.
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114. Jensen in the end zone,
all by himself!
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115. Ryan drops back and fires
a Hail Mary downfield!
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116. Oh, he scores!
Take me home, what a play!
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117. High five. Low five.
Down low. Too slow!
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118. I think our work here is done.
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119. Rico.
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120. She didn't see anything.
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121. That's the game, ladies and gentlemen.
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122. Let's blow this Popsicle stand, boys.
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123. - Kaboom?
- Yes, Rico. Kaboom.
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124. Come on, boys.
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125. What is all this?
Mr. Chew, this is all your fault.
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126. Bad dog. You are on a big timeout.
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127. - Thanks for rescuing me, Skipper.
- Think nothing of it, young private.
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128. It's the least we could do.
You remember the penguin credo.
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129. What does deep-frying in Bisquick
have to do with any of this?
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130. Not that one. The other one.
"Never swim alone."
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131. Alone! On Christmas.
Don't you get it?
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132. Come on, people, do I have
to explain this to everybody?
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133. Poor Ted. He's all alone on Christmas
with no one to swim with.
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134. It's not too late, young private.
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135. I've got a new plan
to fit him in.
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136. You guys. Seriously, this is
the best Christmas I've ever had.
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137. Well, there it is then.
Merry Christmas for everyone.
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138. What the...?
Who could that be?
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139. Oh, I hope you don't mind.
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140. - I invited a few friends over.
- What?
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