1. Cry, little sisterCopy !req
2. Come to your brotherCopy !req
3. Thou shall not fallCopy !req
4. Thou shall not dieCopy !req
5. Thou shall not fearCopy !req
6. Thou shall not killCopy !req
7. I told you to stay off the boardwalk.Copy !req
8. Okay, boys. Let's go.Copy !req
9. You too. Off the boardwalk.Copy !req
10. The gentle rain reminds me ofCopy !req
11. A love I can't forget...Copy !req
12. - Keep going.
- Hey, I liked that song.Copy !req
13. Keep going, Mum.Copy !req
14. Oh, how about this?Copy !req
15. - Hang on.
- I don't seeCopy !req
16. any bogeymen or nasty guys.Copy !req
17. Pretty cool, Mommie-o.
You want to switch the dial?Copy !req
18. - This jam's quite in.
- Gosh! You guys are rough.Copy !req
19. pain,Copy !req
20. - discomfort, manipulation...
- No, no...Copy !req
21. Too mellow.Copy !req
22. - Oh!
- Keep going!Copy !req
23. Wait, wait, wait! That's from my era!Copy !req
24. Groovin' on a Sunday afternoonCopy !req
25. - Keep going, keep going.
- Keep going, keep going. Okay.Copy !req
26. Hey, we're almost there.Copy !req
27. What's that smell?Copy !req
28. Ah, that's the ocean air.Copy !req
29. Smells like someone died.Copy !req
30. Aw, honey... Look, guys,Copy !req
31. I know the last year
hasn't been easy, but...Copy !req
32. I think you're really gonna like
living in Santa Carla.Copy !req
33. People are strange
when you're a strangerCopy !req
34. Faces look ugly when you're aloneCopy !req
35. Women seem wicked when you're unwantedCopy !req
36. Streets are uneven when you're downCopy !req
37. When you're strangeCopy !req
38. Faces come out of the rainCopy !req
39. When you're strangeCopy !req
40. No one remembers your nameCopy !req
41. When you're strange
When you're strangeCopy !req
42. When you're strangeCopy !req
43. People are strange
when you're a stranger...Copy !req
44. - Mom!
- Yeah.Copy !req
45. Mom, there's an amusement
park right on the beach.Copy !req
46. Sam, tell those kids
to get something to eat.Copy !req
47. Is there any jobs around here?Copy !req
48. Nothing legal.Copy !req
49. Streets are uneven when you're downCopy !req
50. When you're strangeCopy !req
51. Faces come out of the rainCopy !req
52. When you're strangeCopy !req
53. No one remembers your nameCopy !req
54. When you're strangeCopy !req
55. When you're strangeCopy !req
56. When you're strangeCopy !req
57. YeahCopy !req
58. When you're strangeCopy !req
59. Faces come out of the rainCopy !req
60. When you're strangeCopy !req
61. No one remembers your nameCopy !req
62. When you're strangeCopy !req
63. When you're strangeCopy !req
64. When you're strangeCopy !req
65. Come on, Nanook.Copy !req
66. Dad?Copy !req
67. Dad?Copy !req
68. Looks like he's dead.Copy !req
69. No, he's just a deep sleeper.Copy !req
70. If he's dead,
can we go back to Phoenix?Copy !req
71. Playing dead.Copy !req
72. And from what I heard,
doing a damn good job of it, too.Copy !req
73. Dad! Oh, Dad.Copy !req
74. Oh, Dad.Copy !req
75. This is a pretty cool place.Copy !req
76. Yeah, for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.Copy !req
77. Come on, Sam, give Mom a break.Copy !req
78. What's wrong with this picture?Copy !req
79. There's no TV. Have you seen a TV?Copy !req
80. I haven't seen a TV, Mike.Copy !req
81. You know what it means
when there's no TV? No MTV.Copy !req
82. Sammy, we're flat broke.Copy !req
83. Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knewCopy !req
84. who didn't improve her
situation by getting divorced.Copy !req
85. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
86. But a big legal battleCopy !req
87. wasn't gonna improve
anybody's situation.Copy !req
88. You know, Dad,
we've all been through enough.Copy !req
89. Anyway, I was raised better than that.Copy !req
90. Hey! Ouch! My hair!Copy !req
91. Mom! Come on, you gotta help me.Copy !req
92. Zoom!Copy !req
93. Hey, guys! No running in the house!Copy !req
94. Talk about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.Copy !req
95. Rules!Copy !req
96. We've got some rules around here.Copy !req
97. Second shelf is mine.Copy !req
98. That's where I keep my root beers
and my double-thick Oreo cookies.Copy !req
99. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.Copy !req
100. Now, there's another rule around hereCopy !req
101. and I want you to pay close attention.Copy !req
102. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
103. Everything is exactly
where I want it to be.Copy !req
104. Hey, Grandpa!
Is it true that Santa CarlaCopy !req
105. is the murder capital of the world?Copy !req
106. Well, there are some
bad elements around here.Copy !req
107. Wait a second, let me get this straight.Copy !req
108. Are you telling me that we moved
to the murder capital of the world?Copy !req
109. Are you serious, Grandpa?Copy !req
110. Well, now let me put it this way.Copy !req
111. If all the corpses buried around here
was to stand up all at once,Copy !req
112. we'd have one hell
of a population problem.Copy !req
113. Great, Dad.Copy !req
114. Now, on Wednesdays,Copy !req
115. when the mailman brings the TV Guide,Copy !req
116. sometimes the address label
is curled up just a little, like that.Copy !req
117. Now, you'll be tempted
to tear it off. Don't.Copy !req
118. You'll only wind up ripping the cover,
and I don't like that.Copy !req
119. And stay outta here.Copy !req
120. Wait, wait. You have a TV?Copy !req
121. No. I just like to read the TV Guide.Copy !req
122. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.Copy !req
123. Through the pain
Through the griefCopy !req
124. Through the lies
Through the stormsCopy !req
125. Through the cries
Through the warsCopy !req
126. Oh, I still believeCopy !req
127. I still believeCopy !req
128. Flat on my back
Out at seaCopy !req
129. Hopin' these waves
Don't cover meCopy !req
130. Turned and tossed
Upon the wavesCopy !req
131. When the darkness comes
I feel the graveCopy !req
132. But I still believeCopy !req
133. Still believeCopy !req
134. Through the cold
Through the heatCopy !req
135. Through the rain
Through the tearsCopy !req
136. Through the crowds
Through the jeersCopy !req
137. I still believeCopy !req
138. I still believeCopy !req
139. I'll march this road
I'll climb this hillCopy !req
140. Up on my knees if I have the willCopy !req
141. I'll take my place
Upon this stage...Copy !req
142. Mom! Mom!
I can't find my mom.Copy !req
143. What's the matter?Copy !req
144. Are you lost?Copy !req
145. Let's go in here and ask.Copy !req
146. Excuse me,
I wonder if you could help us.Copy !req
147. This little boy is lost
and we were wonderingCopy !req
148. if his mother might be in here.Copy !req
149. I don't really know.Copy !req
150. - Oh, well, he...
- Terry!Copy !req
151. - Oh, how great!
- I was so worried!Copy !req
152. - Don't run off like that.
- There you are.Copy !req
153. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
154. Bye, Terry.Copy !req
155. Yeah, we only come here
to watch one thing.Copy !req
156. Well done.Copy !req
157. No, thanks.Copy !req
158. Well, on second thought...Copy !req
159. I told you not to come in here anymore.Copy !req
160. Wild kids.Copy !req
161. Oh, they're just young.
We were that age too once.Copy !req
162. Only they dress better. Bye-bye.Copy !req
163. You have a generous nature.
I like that in a person.Copy !req
164. - My name is Max.
- I'm Lucy.Copy !req
165. - How are you?
- Hello.Copy !req
166. - Uh, that's my dog, Thorn.
- Hi, Thorn.Copy !req
167. Say hello, Thorn.Copy !req
168. Well, how may I help you this evening?Copy !req
169. We have it all.Copy !req
170. The best selection
of video tapes in Santa Carla.Copy !req
171. No. Actually,
I'm not looking for a tape.Copy !req
172. What I need, is...Copy !req
173. A job?Copy !req
174. Is a job. Yeah. I look that needy, huh?Copy !req
175. - So where are we going?
- Nowhere.Copy !req
176. So what's the rush?Copy !req
177. You're chasing that girl, aren't you?Copy !req
178. Come on, come on, admit it.
You're chasing her.Copy !req
179. I'm at the mercy
of your sex glands, bud.Copy !req
180. Sam, don't you have
something better to doCopy !req
181. than follow me around all night?Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. Actually, I do.Copy !req
184. Showdown in the north landCopy !req
185. Just the whiff of corruptionCopy !req
186. Is the tip of the icebergCopy !req
187. Savorin' sweet libertyCopy !req
188. And there's trouble from the southCopy !req
189. Shouting from the galleryCopy !req
190. Now I find I've got to shut it out...Copy !req
191. Got a problem, guys?Copy !req
192. Just scoping your civilian wardrobe.Copy !req
193. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
194. For a fashion victim.Copy !req
195. Listen, buddy. If you're looking
for the diet frozen yogurt bar,Copy !req
196. it went out of business last summer.Copy !req
197. Actually, I'm looking
for a Batman, number 14.Copy !req
198. That's a very serious book, man.Copy !req
199. Only five in existence.Copy !req
200. Four, actually.Copy !req
201. I'm always lookin' out
for the other three.Copy !req
202. Look. You can't put the Superman,
number 77s with the 200s.Copy !req
203. They haven't even discovered
Red Kryptonite yet.Copy !req
204. And you, uh... You can't put
the number 98s with the 300s.Copy !req
205. Lori Lemaris hasn't even
been introduced.Copy !req
206. Where the hell are you from? Krypton?Copy !req
207. Phoenix, actually.Copy !req
208. But lucky me, we moved...Copy !req
209. here.Copy !req
210. Take this.Copy !req
211. I don't like horror comics.Copy !req
212. You'll like this one, Mr. Phoenix.Copy !req
213. It could save your life.Copy !req
214. Get back here!
Hey, those guys took our comics!Copy !req
215. Hey! Wait a minute!Copy !req
216. Come on in!Copy !req
217. Climb inside the world's
biggest merry-go-round!Copy !req
218. Come on, she stiffed ya.Copy !req
219. - What was that?
- What was what?Copy !req
220. - I thought I heard something.
- Oh, forget it.Copy !req
221. What is that?Copy !req
222. Well, how do you like that baby, huh?Copy !req
223. - It's a beauty.
- Come on. Let's get in.Copy !req
224. All right.Copy !req
225. Wait. Can I drive on the way back?Copy !req
226. Fat chance.
Nobody drives this baby but me.Copy !req
227. Yeah!Copy !req
228. Got to let it warm up a little.Copy !req
229. Yeah. Hear that, Sam?Copy !req
230. Just like a baby pussycat.Copy !req
231. Okay, let's go to town!Copy !req
232. Are we having fun or what?Copy !req
233. I thought we were going to town.Copy !req
234. That's as close to town
as I like to get.Copy !req
235. What a weirdo, man.Copy !req
236. Notice anything unusual
about Santa Carla yet?Copy !req
237. No. It's a pretty cool place.Copy !req
238. - If you're a Martian.
- Or a vampire.Copy !req
239. Are you guys sniffing
old newsprint or something?Copy !req
240. You think you really know
what's happening around here, don't you?Copy !req
241. Well, I'll tell you something.
You don't know shit, buddy.Copy !req
242. Yeah.Copy !req
243. You think we just work
in a comic bookstore for our folks, huh?Copy !req
244. Actually, I thought it was a bakery.Copy !req
245. This is just our cover.Copy !req
246. We're dedicated to a higher purpose.Copy !req
247. We're fighters for truth...Copy !req
248. justice, and the American way.Copy !req
249. All right.Copy !req
250. Hey, man.Copy !req
251. Read this.Copy !req
252. I told you, I don't like horror comics.Copy !req
253. Think of it more as a survival manual.Copy !req
254. There's our number on the back.Copy !req
255. And pray you never need to call us.Copy !req
256. I'll pray...Copy !req
257. I never need to call you.Copy !req
258. Sure.Copy !req
259. Mary Mary you're on my mindCopy !req
260. The folks are gone
And the place will be mineCopy !req
261. Looks great. Definitely.
Enjoy it for sure.Copy !req
262. - Thanks.
- Bye.Copy !req
263. Excuse me.Copy !req
264. It won't hurt. It won't.Copy !req
265. It's a rip-off.Copy !req
266. Hi.Copy !req
267. If you want your ear pierced,
I'll do it.Copy !req
268. What's your name?Copy !req
269. - Star.
- Your folks too, huh?Copy !req
270. - What do you mean?
- Ex-hippies.Copy !req
271. I came this close to being called
Moonbeam or Moonchild.Copy !req
272. Or something like that.Copy !req
273. But Star's great. I like Star.Copy !req
274. Me too.Copy !req
275. - I'm Michael.
- Michael...Copy !req
276. Michael's great. I like Michael.Copy !req
277. Wanna get something to eat?Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. Where are you going, Star?Copy !req
280. For a ride. This is Michael.Copy !req
281. Let's go.Copy !req
282. Star.Copy !req
283. You know where Hudson's Bluff is,
overlooking the point?Copy !req
284. I can't beat your bike.Copy !req
285. You don't have to beat me, Michael.Copy !req
286. You just have to try and keep up.Copy !req
287. We're going for a ride, man.Copy !req
288. Say hello to the nightCopy !req
289. Lost in the shadowsCopy !req
290. Say hello to the nightCopy !req
291. Lost in the lonelinessCopy !req
292. Say hello to the nightCopy !req
293. Lost in the shadowsCopy !req
294. No one knowsCopy !req
295. I can't waitCopy !req
296. I can't waitCopy !req
297. No when I see the lightsCopy !req
298. In the shadowsCopy !req
299. One must hideCopy !req
300. When the sun gets higherCopy !req
301. I don't know what this madness meansCopy !req
302. Say hello to the nightCopy !req
303. Lost in the shadowsCopy !req
304. Say hello to the nightCopy !req
305. Lost in the...Copy !req
306. Come on!Copy !req
307. Come on, Michael!Copy !req
308. What the hell are you doing? Huh?Copy !req
309. No!Copy !req
310. Just you! Come on!Copy !req
311. Just you!Copy !req
312. Come on, just you.Copy !req
313. How far are you willing to go, Michael?Copy !req
314. Beautiful!Copy !req
315. - Hit the rock box, bud.
- Yeah.Copy !req
316. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
317. This was the hottest resort
in Santa Carla about 85 years ago.Copy !req
318. Too bad they built it on the fault.Copy !req
319. In 1906...Copy !req
320. when the big one hit San Francisco,Copy !req
321. the ground opened up,
and this place took a headerCopy !req
322. right into the crack.Copy !req
323. So now it's ours.Copy !req
324. So, check it out, Mikey.Copy !req
325. Marko...Copy !req
326. Food.Copy !req
327. That's what I love about this place.Copy !req
328. You ask, and then you get.Copy !req
329. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
330. Appetizer?Copy !req
331. You'll like it here, Michael.Copy !req
332. Ten o'clock. Lights out.Copy !req
333. - Did you brush your teeth?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
334. Okay, night-night, sweetheart.Copy !req
335. - Mom?
- Huh?Copy !req
336. Sorry.Copy !req
337. You know, I can never sleep
with the closet door open either.Copy !req
338. Not even a crack.Copy !req
339. Sam, this is a terrible thing to admit,Copy !req
340. but I think that, um...Copy !req
341. One of the reasons
I divorced your fatherCopy !req
342. was because he never believed
in the closet monster.Copy !req
343. Dad! Dad, you shouldn't
sneak up on people like that!Copy !req
344. Brought you something
to dress up your room with, Sam.Copy !req
345. How do you like that, huh?Copy !req
346. Thanks, Grandpa.Copy !req
347. - Oh, Dad, really. You shouldn't have.
- Yeah.Copy !req
348. Lots more where he comes from.Copy !req
349. - Night, Sam.
- Good night, Grandpa.Copy !req
350. Lights out.Copy !req
351. As soon as I finish this comic, okay?Copy !req
352. Okay. Night-night, honey.Copy !req
353. Good night, Mom.Copy !req
354. You're history, buddy.Copy !req
355. Feeding time! Come and get it, boys.Copy !req
356. All right!Copy !req
357. Chinese. Good choice.Copy !req
358. Over here, bud.Copy !req
359. Guests first.Copy !req
360. No. No...Copy !req
361. You don't like rice?Copy !req
362. Tell me, Michael.Copy !req
363. How could a billion
Chinese people be wrong?Copy !req
364. Come on.Copy !req
365. How are those maggots?Copy !req
366. What?Copy !req
367. Maggots, Michael.Copy !req
368. You're eating maggots.
How do they taste?Copy !req
369. Leave him alone.Copy !req
370. Pretty sad.Copy !req
371. Sorry about that.Copy !req
372. No hard feelings, huh?Copy !req
373. No.Copy !req
374. Why don't you try some noodles?Copy !req
375. They're worms.Copy !req
376. What do you mean, they're worms?Copy !req
377. Don't eat...Copy !req
378. They're only noodles, Michael.Copy !req
379. Nice worms.Copy !req
380. - That's enough.
- Ah, chill out, girl.Copy !req
381. Drink some of this, Michael.Copy !req
382. Be one of us.Copy !req
383. Michael! Michael!Copy !req
384. Don't. You don't have to, Michael.Copy !req
385. Michael.Copy !req
386. Michael! Michael! Michael!Copy !req
387. It's blood.Copy !req
388. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
389. Bravo!Copy !req
390. Give me a ride, Marko.Copy !req
391. Michael!
Michael! Michael!Copy !req
392. Michael! Michael! Michael!Copy !req
393. You're one of us, bud.
Let the good times roll.Copy !req
394. Thou shall not fallCopy !req
395. Thou shall not dieCopy !req
396. Thou shall not fearCopy !req
397. Michael.Copy !req
398. Michael.Copy !req
399. Michael.Copy !req
400. Perfect timing.Copy !req
401. What's going on?Copy !req
402. Michael wants to know what's going on.Copy !req
403. Marko?Copy !req
404. What's going on?Copy !req
405. I don't know.Copy !req
406. What's going on, Paul?Copy !req
407. - Who wants to know?
- Michael wants to know.Copy !req
408. I think we should let Michael know
what's going on.Copy !req
409. Yeah.Copy !req
410. Marko.Copy !req
411. Good night, Michael.Copy !req
412. Bombs away!Copy !req
413. Bottoms up, man.Copy !req
414. Come with us, Michael.Copy !req
415. Hey, Michael!Copy !req
416. Michael Emerson!Copy !req
417. Come on down!Copy !req
418. Welcome aboard, Michael.Copy !req
419. - Fun, huh?
- How do you like it?Copy !req
420. Hold on!Copy !req
421. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
422. Shit!Copy !req
423. Yeah!Copy !req
424. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
425. Don't be scared, Michael!Copy !req
426. Michael, you're one of us. Let go!Copy !req
427. And do what?Copy !req
428. You are one of us, Michael.Copy !req
429. David!Copy !req
430. Michael.Copy !req
431. Michael.Copy !req
432. Michael.Copy !req
433. Mike! Wake up.Copy !req
434. It's Mom.Copy !req
435. - Mom's home?
- No, on the phone, Mike.Copy !req
436. - What time is it?
- It's two o'clock.Copy !req
437. Give me those sunglasses.Copy !req
438. You need your sunglasses
to talk on the phone?Copy !req
439. Are you freebasing?
Inquiring minds wanna know.Copy !req
440. Hello?Copy !req
441. Michael, are you still in bed?Copy !req
442. No. I'm up.Copy !req
443. Michael, would you do me a favor?Copy !req
444. Max asked me to go to dinner
with him after work tonight.Copy !req
445. Would you stay home with Sam?Copy !req
446. Look, Sam is old enough
to stay by himself right now.Copy !req
447. Hey, I don't need a babysitter, Mike.Copy !req
448. Look, Michael, you know, you come homeCopy !req
449. in the middle of the night,
you sleep all day.Copy !req
450. I work all day.
Sam is always alone.Copy !req
451. You know, it's been a long timeCopy !req
452. since somebody asked me
to go to dinner. I'd like to go.Copy !req
453. Okay?Copy !req
454. Okay, Mom.Copy !req
455. Thanks, honey.
It's a real favor. Bye-bye.Copy !req
456. Hey, anything around here
that might pass for aftershave?Copy !req
457. How about some Windex, Grandpa?Copy !req
458. Yeah. Yes, let me try some of that, huh?Copy !req
459. Yeah.Copy !req
460. You have a big date tonight, Grandpa?Copy !req
461. Yeah.Copy !req
462. Yeah. Just gonna drop by some of
my handiwork to the Widow Johnson.Copy !req
463. What did you stuff for her? Mr. Johnson?Copy !req
464. I'll see you two guys later.Copy !req
465. That wasn't funny, Mike.Copy !req
466. I'm gonna make you a sandwich.Copy !req
467. Don't bother.Copy !req
468. Lose the earring, Mike. It's not you.
It's definitely not you.Copy !req
469. Piss off.Copy !req
470. No, all you do is give attitude lately.Copy !req
471. You watching too much Dynasty, bud?Copy !req
472. What the hell...Copy !req
473. Michael.Copy !req
474. Michael. Michael.
Michael. Michael. Michael.Copy !req
475. No, wait. Mike, don't open the door!
Mike!Copy !req
476. Mike, don't!Copy !req
477. What's going on, Mike?Copy !req
478. Go take your bath.Copy !req
479. Ain't got no homeCopy !req
480. No place to roamCopy !req
481. I'm a lonely boyCopy !req
482. I ain't got a homeCopy !req
483. I've got a voiceCopy !req
484. And I love to singCopy !req
485. I sing like a girlCopy !req
486. And I sing like a frogCopy !req
487. I'm a lonely boyCopy !req
488. I ain't got a homeCopy !req
489. I ain't got a manCopy !req
490. I ain't got a sonCopy !req
491. I ain't got a daughterCopy !req
492. I ain't got no oneCopy !req
493. I'm a lonely girlCopy !req
494. I ain't got a home...Copy !req
495. Mike?Copy !req
496. Mike, are you there?Copy !req
497. Nanook?Copy !req
498. Michael?Copy !req
499. Mike, what happened?Copy !req
500. - Nanook.
- What about Nanook?Copy !req
501. What did you do to my dog,
you asshole?Copy !req
502. Nothing. I didn't hurt him.
He bit me. This is my blood.Copy !req
503. Why did he bite you, Mike?Copy !req
504. What'd you do to him?Copy !req
505. He was protecting you.Copy !req
506. Look at your reflection in the mirror.Copy !req
507. You're a creature of the night, Michael.Copy !req
508. Just like out of a comic book.Copy !req
509. You're a vampire, Michael!Copy !req
510. My own brother,
a goddamn shit-sucking vampire.Copy !req
511. Well, you wait
till Mom finds out, buddy!Copy !req
512. Sammy, wait. Sam!Copy !req
513. - Stay back!
- Just let me talk...Copy !req
514. Wait a minute. Sam!Copy !req
515. Sam!Copy !req
516. - Get away from me, Mike!
- Open the door!Copy !req
517. Sam!Copy !req
518. Come on, open the door, Sammy.Copy !req
519. Sammy, open the door. Sam!Copy !req
520. You did the right thing by calling us.Copy !req
521. Does your brother sleep a lot?Copy !req
522. Yeah, all day.Copy !req
523. Does the sunlight freak him out?Copy !req
524. He wears sunglasses in the house.Copy !req
525. Bad breath? Long fingernails?Copy !req
526. Yes, his fingernails
are a little bit longer, um...Copy !req
527. He always had bad breath, though.Copy !req
528. He's a vampire all right.Copy !req
529. All right, here's what you do.Copy !req
530. Get yourself a good, sharp stake.Copy !req
531. And drive it right through his heart.Copy !req
532. I can't do that! He's my brother!Copy !req
533. Okay.
We'll come over and do it for you.Copy !req
534. No!Copy !req
535. You better get yourself
a garlic T-shirt, buddy.Copy !req
536. Or it's your funeral.Copy !req
537. - Hello.
- Sam, is everything all right?Copy !req
538. Mom, I think we have to have
a real long talk about something.Copy !req
539. Help!Copy !req
540. - What's going on there?
- Mom?Copy !req
541. Sam, I'm starting to get worried.Copy !req
542. - Mom...
- Help!Copy !req
543. What's that noise?
Is that Michael...Copy !req
544. - Help!
- ... screaming like that?Copy !req
545. Now, we should stay calm.Copy !req
546. Calm? Calm about what?Copy !req
547. Oh, nothing, nothing.Copy !req
548. Listen, just who's making that noise?Copy !req
549. Mom, I can't talk about it
on the phone. It's about Michael.Copy !req
550. Don't listen to him, Mom.
He doesn't know what he's saying.Copy !req
551. Sam doesn't know what he's saying.Copy !req
552. - Mom!
- Shut up, Sam.Copy !req
553. Mom, help! He's coming to get me!Copy !req
554. - Oh, my God!
- Mom!Copy !req
555. Sam!Copy !req
556. Mom! He's gonna kill me.Copy !req
557. - Mom!
- Honey, I'm coming.Copy !req
558. Tell him I'm coming!Copy !req
559. Tell him to get away!
No! No! Mom!Copy !req
560. Open up!Copy !req
561. Stay back! Stay back!Copy !req
562. Sammy, help me! Open up!Copy !req
563. Help me! Sammy, open the window!Copy !req
564. - You're a vampire! I knew it!
- I am not!Copy !req
565. So what are you? The Flying Nun?Copy !req
566. I'm your brother, Sammy.
Help me!Copy !req
567. Sammy, open up!Copy !req
568. Please.Copy !req
569. Please.Copy !req
570. Thank you, Sam.Copy !req
571. We gotta stick together, Sam.
We gotta stick together, bro.Copy !req
572. - What about Mom?
- Just don't tell her anything.Copy !req
573. I don't know, Mike.Copy !req
574. It's not like getting a D in school
or something, you know?Copy !req
575. We're gonna work this out.
I'm gonna work this out.Copy !req
576. - Trust me, okay, Sam?
- Sam?Copy !req
577. Okay.Copy !req
578. Sam! Sam!Copy !req
579. Sam.Copy !req
580. Sam, are you all right?Copy !req
581. Oh, you had me scared to death.Copy !req
582. I'm okay, Mom.
I was reading a horror comic,Copy !req
583. and I thought I saw
someone out my window,Copy !req
584. but I guess I got a little carried away,
that's all.Copy !req
585. You got carried away by a comic book?Copy !req
586. It was a scary comic, Mom. I'm sorry.Copy !req
587. You know, I've just about
had it with the both of you.Copy !req
588. You know that?Copy !req
589. What is this mess?Copy !req
590. You spill milk
all over the kitchen floor,Copy !req
591. and don't even bother to clean it up?Copy !req
592. - I didn't spill it, Mom.
- I don't believe you people.Copy !req
593. The refrigerator door's wide open.Copy !req
594. Are you trying to refrigerate
the whole neighborhood?Copy !req
595. You know, it's not fair.Copy !req
596. I would like to have
a personal life, too.Copy !req
597. - Where's Michael?
- He went to bed early, Mom.Copy !req
598. - Mom?
- Huh?Copy !req
599. Can I sleep in here with you tonight?Copy !req
600. In here? Are you sure you're all right?Copy !req
601. I'm fine. It was
a real scary comic, that's all.Copy !req
602. - Do you mind?
- No, I don't mind.Copy !req
603. - Have you been eating pizza?
- No. Why?Copy !req
604. Whoo! You smell like garlic.Copy !req
605. Who's there?Copy !req
606. Hello, Thorn.Copy !req
607. Is that you, Thorn?
Is that you making all that noise?Copy !req
608. Star!Copy !req
609. Star!Copy !req
610. I'm over here, Michael.Copy !req
611. What's happening to me, Star?Copy !req
612. Michael.Copy !req
613. - What's happening to me, Star?
- Oh, Michael.Copy !req
614. Michael, I can't tell you.
I don't know how to help you.Copy !req
615. What's happening?Copy !req
616. I can't. I can't.Copy !req
617. Last fire will rise behind those eyesCopy !req
618. Black house will rock,
blind boys don't lieCopy !req
619. Immortal fear, that voice so clearCopy !req
620. Through broken walls, that scream I hearCopy !req
621. Cry, little sisterCopy !req
622. Thou shall not fallCopy !req
623. Come, come to your brotherCopy !req
624. Thou shall not dieCopy !req
625. Unchain me, sisterCopy !req
626. Thou shall not fearCopy !req
627. Love is with your brotherCopy !req
628. Thou shall not killCopy !req
629. Hi.Copy !req
630. Hey, aren't we friends anymore?Copy !req
631. Sure.Copy !req
632. Sure.Copy !req
633. Does that mean we are, or...Copy !req
634. - We are.
- We are?Copy !req
635. Well, then let's act like friends.
Let's talk.Copy !req
636. Michael, take off your glasses.Copy !req
637. Michael, look at me.Copy !req
638. - If... If there's a girl...
- I'm tired, Mom.Copy !req
639. - We could talk...
- I'm tired.Copy !req
640. We could talk about anything
you wanted to talk about.Copy !req
641. I have more serious things
on my mind than girls and school.Copy !req
642. There's things I'm dealing with
that you...Copy !req
643. Things I wouldn't understand?Copy !req
644. Looks like I wasn't the only one
who got lucky last night, huh?Copy !req
645. Did you take care of everything,
Michael?Copy !req
646. What's the wine for?Copy !req
647. My apology to Max
for running out on him last night.Copy !req
648. Which, young man,
you should be making.Copy !req
649. Mom...Copy !req
650. Honey, I better bring this up
to the houseCopy !req
651. or somebody's just gonna take it.Copy !req
652. All right, I'll be here.Copy !req
653. Hi, Thorn.Copy !req
654. Sam. Sam!Copy !req
655. Sam! Help, Sam!Copy !req
656. Mom!Copy !req
657. Sam. No!Copy !req
658. Mom!Copy !req
659. Oh, my God!Copy !req
660. Honey, get in the car!Copy !req
661. Get in the car!Copy !req
662. So then the dog started chasing my momCopy !req
663. like the Hounds of Hell
in Vampires Everywhere.Copy !req
664. We've been aware of
some very serious vampire activityCopy !req
665. in this town for a long time.Copy !req
666. Santa Carla has become a haven
for the undead.Copy !req
667. As a matter of fact,
we're almost certainCopy !req
668. that ghouls and werewolves
occupy high positions at city hall.Copy !req
669. Kill your brother. You'll feel better.Copy !req
670. Look, guys, my brother
is not a bloodsucker.Copy !req
671. Look, it says here that
if you kill the head vampire,Copy !req
672. all half-vampires
will return to normal.Copy !req
673. Guys, if my brother's a vampire,
believe me, he's only half.Copy !req
674. Does your brother know
who the head vampire is?Copy !req
675. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
676. Then you'll have to kill him.
And if you don't...Copy !req
677. Then we will.Copy !req
678. This all started when my mom
went to work at Max's video store.Copy !req
679. Max never comes in till after it's dark.Copy !req
680. The dog who chased my mom
this morning was his.Copy !req
681. And listen to this,Copy !req
682. "Vampires require
a daytime protector, a guardian,Copy !req
683. to watch over them as they sleep.Copy !req
684. Fierce dogs, the Hounds of Hell,Copy !req
685. are often employed for this purpose."Copy !req
686. No shit.Copy !req
687. Yeah, well, what happens if my momCopy !req
688. is dating the head vampire?Copy !req
689. You guys can nail him
and save Santa Carla.Copy !req
690. Truth, justice,
the American way triumphs.Copy !req
691. Thanks to you two.Copy !req
692. We'll check out Max.Copy !req
693. Sam.Copy !req
694. Hey! Smells good. When do we eat?Copy !req
695. I told Max eight o'clock.Copy !req
696. Max? Are we gonna
have company again?Copy !req
697. "Again"?Copy !req
698. Dad, you haven't had
company in this houseCopy !req
699. since Mom died eight years ago.Copy !req
700. Right. Now we're gonna have
company again.Copy !req
701. Michael, Max is coming to dinner.
I'd like you to meet him.Copy !req
702. I can't, I have plans.Copy !req
703. Oh, Michael.Copy !req
704. You know, things are gonna
change around this houseCopy !req
705. when school starts.Copy !req
706. How you doing?Copy !req
707. You must be Michael, right?Copy !req
708. And you must be Max.Copy !req
709. Right. How are you?Copy !req
710. Well, you're the man of the house...Copy !req
711. and I'm not coming in
until you invite me.Copy !req
712. You're invited.Copy !req
713. Thanks very much.Copy !req
714. - Hello.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
715. I didn't hear you come in.Copy !req
716. Is it all right for the guest
to see the food before dinner?Copy !req
717. No, you're thinking of the groomCopy !req
718. not seeing the bride before the wedding.Copy !req
719. Oh, yeah, I always get those confused.Copy !req
720. Thorn sends his apologies.Copy !req
721. Well, tell him I'm walking again.Copy !req
722. He promises to behave if you come back.Copy !req
723. Oh, that's so sweet.Copy !req
724. Mom?Copy !req
725. These are my dinner guests.Copy !req
726. Edgar and Alan, the Frog brothers.Copy !req
727. Oh, I didn't know
you were having guests.Copy !req
728. Mom, you know, if we're in your way,Copy !req
729. we can go eat some peanut butter
in the kitchen.Copy !req
730. Very funny.
No, there's plenty for everybody.Copy !req
731. Max, this is my son, Sam,
and Edgar and Alan Frog?Copy !req
732. - Lucy, this looks terrific.
- I hope it tastes good.Copy !req
733. Mm, tastes wonderful.Copy !req
734. Boy! Somebody around here
has bad breath!Copy !req
735. Nanook, would you quit breathing on me?Copy !req
736. Nanook, get upstairs. Go on.Copy !req
737. You want some Parmesan cheese on that?Copy !req
738. Um, yeah, Sam. Thank you very much.Copy !req
739. Sam grated the cheese himself. My son.Copy !req
740. Another budding chef in the family.Copy !req
741. Are you all right?Copy !req
742. No. It's...Copy !req
743. It's not cheese, it's garlic.Copy !req
744. I bet you hate garlic, don't ya?Copy !req
745. No, I like garlic.
It's just a little much.Copy !req
746. It's raw garlic.Copy !req
747. Garlic? How did that happen?Copy !req
748. Guys, he likes garlic.Copy !req
749. Sorry.Copy !req
750. Here. Quick, drink some water!Copy !req
751. - Hey, wait a minute...
- Oh, Sam!Copy !req
752. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
753. Does it burn?Copy !req
754. Burn? What, are you nuts?Copy !req
755. It's freezing.Copy !req
756. Oh, look at your suit, Max.
And your pants.Copy !req
757. - I'm so sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
758. Gosh.Copy !req
759. Now what?Copy !req
760. Must be a circuit breaker, Mom.Copy !req
761. - He's not glowing.
- I know. Hit the lights.Copy !req
762. Sam! What has gotten
into you tonight?Copy !req
763. I think I know what's going on
around here tonight.Copy !req
764. - You do?
- Yeah.Copy !req
765. I know what you're thinking,
Sam, but you're wrong.Copy !req
766. - I am?
- Yeah.Copy !req
767. I'm not trying to replace your father,Copy !req
768. or steal your mother away from you.Copy !req
769. I would just like to be
your friend, that's all.Copy !req
770. Good night, Lucy.Copy !req
771. - Thanks a lot.
- I'm sorry, Mom.Copy !req
772. Max, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
773. Major mistake.Copy !req
774. Our batting average
isn't terrific, is it? 0 for 2.Copy !req
775. You were so sweet to him just now.Copy !req
776. Really, I don't know what got
into him. He's not like that.Copy !req
777. I'll tell you, kids Sam's age
need discipline,Copy !req
778. otherwise they run all over you.Copy !req
779. He doesn't run over me.Copy !req
780. Protecting mother.Copy !req
781. Listen. Let's try it once more.Copy !req
782. Dinner, my house, tomorrow night.Copy !req
783. - I'm cooking.
- Okay.Copy !req
784. Bye.Copy !req
785. Where is she?Copy !req
786. Take it easy, Michael.Copy !req
787. Where's Star, David?Copy !req
788. Michael, you ever
wanna see Star again,Copy !req
789. you better come with us now.Copy !req
790. Seesaw swingin' with the boys
in the schoolCopy !req
791. With your feet flyin' up in the airCopy !req
792. Singin', "Hey diddle diddle"
With your kitty in the middleCopy !req
793. - Walk this way!
- Talk this way!Copy !req
794. When she told me how to walk this way
She told me toCopy !req
795. Walk this way, talk this wayCopy !req
796. Walk this way, talk this wayCopy !req
797. Michael!Copy !req
798. Over here.Copy !req
799. Go on, Michael.Copy !req
800. You don't wanna miss this.Copy !req
801. Like thisCopy !req
802. Seesaw swingin' with the boys
in the schoolCopy !req
803. And your feet flyin' up in the airCopy !req
804. How about this? Whoa!Copy !req
805. Initiation's over, Michael.Copy !req
806. It's time to join the club.Copy !req
807. Walk this way, talk this wayCopy !req
808. Hi, Michael.Copy !req
809. Walk this way, talk this wayCopy !req
810. Walk this way, talk this wayCopy !req
811. Just give me a kissCopy !req
812. Michael. Michael!Copy !req
813. Michael!Copy !req
814. Michael. Come on, Michael!Copy !req
815. Come on, Michael...Copy !req
816. So...Copy !req
817. Now you know what we are.Copy !req
818. Now you know what you are.Copy !req
819. You'll never grow old, Michael.Copy !req
820. And you'll never die.Copy !req
821. But you must feed.Copy !req
822. I wish Grandpa would stop
giving me these stupid things.Copy !req
823. It's okay.Copy !req
824. I know who I am now, Sam.Copy !req
825. Don't kill me, Mike.Copy !req
826. I'm basically a good kid,
so just don't kill me.Copy !req
827. - What?
- I can help you.Copy !req
828. Just tell me who the head vampire is.Copy !req
829. I thought it was Max, but I was wrong.Copy !req
830. Just work with me, and I can
help you. You'll be okay.Copy !req
831. Michael!Copy !req
832. Michael!Copy !req
833. It's that girl from the boardwalk.
Is she one of 'em?Copy !req
834. I have to talk to you.
Can I come up?Copy !req
835. No.Copy !req
836. You shut the window
and lock your door.Copy !req
837. She's one of 'em!Copy !req
838. And don't tell me it doesn't
make her a bad person, Mike.Copy !req
839. You know where David took me
tonight, don't you, Star?Copy !req
840. Who's David?Copy !req
841. Yes. It's my fault.Copy !req
842. If you hadn't met me,
if I hadn't liked you...Copy !req
843. I tried to warn you.Copy !req
844. It was that night in the cave,
wasn't it?Copy !req
845. That wasn't wine they gave me
to drink. It was blood.Copy !req
846. That was David's blood.Copy !req
847. You drank someone's blood?
Are you crazy?Copy !req
848. I'm just like David now, Star.Copy !req
849. No, you're not.
You're like Laddie and me.Copy !req
850. We're not one of them—Copy !req
851. Until you make your first kill.Copy !req
852. Why didn't you kill me last night?Copy !req
853. You were supposed to be my first.Copy !req
854. That's what David wanted.Copy !req
855. But I couldn't, Michael.Copy !req
856. Why?Copy !req
857. Because you care so much about me?Copy !req
858. Yes, I do.Copy !req
859. What are you doing here?
What do you want from me?Copy !req
860. I wanted to tell you
that it's not too late for you.Copy !req
861. But for me,
it gets harder and harder to resist.Copy !req
862. I'm weak.Copy !req
863. Why did you come here tonight, Star?Copy !req
864. I was hoping you'd help Laddie and me.Copy !req
865. Star!Copy !req
866. Don't kill anybody
until we get back to you!Copy !req
867. - What are you doing?
- I've got connections.Copy !req
868. Okay. Where's Nosferatu?Copy !req
869. - Who?
- The Prince of Darkness.Copy !req
870. The night crawler. The bloodsucker.Copy !req
871. El vampiro.Copy !req
872. Mike, they're here!Copy !req
873. Hey, Grandpa!
Is it okay if we borrow your car?Copy !req
874. Weapons check.Copy !req
875. I don't want you going down there.Copy !req
876. Oh, I'm going.Copy !req
877. Look, this isn't a comic book, Sammy.Copy !req
878. These guys are brutal killers.Copy !req
879. So are the Frog brothers.Copy !req
880. Check me.Copy !req
881. Look, who'd you rather go
down there with you? Them or me?Copy !req
882. If something happens down there,Copy !req
883. I'm not gonna have
the strength to protect you.Copy !req
884. Well, this time I'll protect you, bud.Copy !req
885. Even though you're a vampire,
you're still my brother.Copy !req
886. Listen, just so you know,Copy !req
887. if you try to stop us
or vamp out in any way,Copy !req
888. then I'll stake you without
even thinking twice about it.Copy !req
889. Chill out, Edgar.Copy !req
890. Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
891. Where did you say you met these guys?Copy !req
892. - Holy shit!
- Vampire hotel.Copy !req
893. Here's one. Come on,
let's stake her, man.Copy !req
894. Don't you touch her!
You stay away from her!Copy !req
895. Come on.
Vampires have such rotten tempers.Copy !req
896. Star.Copy !req
897. The rest of 'em have gotta be
around here someplace. Let's find them.Copy !req
898. Star.Copy !req
899. I'm taking you out of here.Copy !req
900. No, take Laddie first, please.Copy !req
901. I feel a draft.
I think there's something up here.Copy !req
902. Let's check it out, Sam.Copy !req
903. Come on.Copy !req
904. Let's go.Copy !req
905. I'll be right back, Mike!Copy !req
906. I hope.Copy !req
907. Come on, Sam, let's go!Copy !req
908. Move, Alan! Move!Copy !req
909. Flies!Copy !req
910. We're on the right trail.Copy !req
911. Flies and the undead go together
like bullets and guns. Come on!Copy !req
912. Jesus.Copy !req
913. What's that smell?Copy !req
914. Vampires, my friend. Vampires.Copy !req
915. Come on.Copy !req
916. It's freezing in here.Copy !req
917. Come on, guys,
it looks like a dead end.Copy !req
918. Let's head back, huh?Copy !req
919. They must have hidden the coffins
around here someplace.Copy !req
920. There's nothing here.
Let's go, guys.Copy !req
921. Jesus!Copy !req
922. Shit!Copy !req
923. I thought they were
supposed to be in coffins.Copy !req
924. That's what this cave is.
It's one giant coffin.Copy !req
925. Right now they're at
their most vulnerable.Copy !req
926. Easy pickings.Copy !req
927. Remember, you just have to
kill the leader, huh?Copy !req
928. We don't know which one the leader is.Copy !req
929. I guess we'll just have to
kill them all.Copy !req
930. Let's start with the little one.Copy !req
931. First come, first staked.Copy !req
932. What was that?
A little vampire humor?Copy !req
933. It wasn't funny.Copy !req
934. Oh, my God.Copy !req
935. No! Don't even...Copy !req
936. Good night, bloodsucker.Copy !req
937. No!Copy !req
938. You're dead meat!Copy !req
939. Let's get out of here! Go! Go!Copy !req
940. Go, go, run! Go, run, go!Copy !req
941. Let's get out of here! Run!
Go! Go, run! Go!Copy !req
942. Grab him! Grab him!Copy !req
943. Get him into the light!Copy !req
944. Get him into the light!Copy !req
945. Get him into the light!Copy !req
946. Get him into the sun!Copy !req
947. Get him into the sunlight!Copy !req
948. Get him into the sunlight!Copy !req
949. Come on!
Get him into the light!Copy !req
950. Tonight...Copy !req
951. Mike, start the car!Copy !req
952. Mike!Copy !req
953. Mike!Copy !req
954. Start the car! Mike!Copy !req
955. Mike!Copy !req
956. - We blew it, man! We lost it!
- Shut up!Copy !req
957. We unraveled in the face of the enemy.Copy !req
958. It's not our fault.
They pulled a mind-scramble on us.Copy !req
959. They opened their eyes and talked.Copy !req
960. I'll drive.Copy !req
961. We don't ride with vampires.Copy !req
962. Fine. Stay here.Copy !req
963. - We do now.
- Yeah.Copy !req
964. Come on! Sam!
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
965. Burn rubber.Copy !req
966. Christ!Copy !req
967. "Burn rubber" does not mean warp speed.Copy !req
968. Cool it, Nanook!Copy !req
969. Your dog knows a flesh-eater
when he smells one.Copy !req
970. Take him outside, Sam.Copy !req
971. Come on, Nanook.Copy !req
972. Michael.Copy !req
973. Do you know the rule about
filling up the car with gasCopy !req
974. when you take it without asking?Copy !req
975. No, Grandpa.Copy !req
976. Well, now you do.Copy !req
977. We definitely blew Plan A.Copy !req
978. Time to activate Plan B.Copy !req
979. - Okay, what's Plan B?
- We don't have one yet.Copy !req
980. We only have two and a half hours
to come up with one.Copy !req
981. Why, what's in two and a half hours?Copy !req
982. The sun will go down.
They'll be looking for us.Copy !req
983. Mom!Copy !req
984. Sam, what are you doing with the bike?Copy !req
985. Mom, listen. I gotta tell you something.
It's real important. Shh.Copy !req
986. Santa Carla is crawling
with vampires, Mom.Copy !req
987. - Excuse me.
- Mom, I'm serious!Copy !req
988. Listen, Edgar staked one.
It was screaming and fizzing!Copy !req
989. Look, there's evidence on my sweater.Copy !req
990. Mom, you gotta tell someone.Copy !req
991. Come on, honey.Copy !req
992. - Man, you gotta tell someone!
- This isn't funny!Copy !req
993. I'm not kidding, Mom. They're coming out
as soon as it gets dark.Copy !req
994. Okay, stop it. Right now. Just stop it.Copy !req
995. - Mom—
- No, not another word.Copy !req
996. I don't believe you're doing this.Copy !req
997. I'm gonna see Max tonight,
and you're trying to ruin it for me.Copy !req
998. No, I'm not!Copy !req
999. Honey, there's nothing wrong with Max.Copy !req
1000. I don't know why
you don't want me to see—Copy !req
1001. I'm not talking about Max, all right?
To hell with Max!Copy !req
1002. I'll deal with you later, young man.Copy !req
1003. - Mom.
- No.Copy !req
1004. Guys, we're on our own.Copy !req
1005. Good. That's just the way we like it.Copy !req
1006. Son and the Holy Spirit.Copy !req
1007. Grandpa?Copy !req
1008. The Widow Johnson called.Copy !req
1009. She said to pick her up
at 7:00 instead of 8:00, okay?Copy !req
1010. We got a date tonight?Copy !req
1011. I guess so. She said not to be late.Copy !req
1012. Well, I better
get cleaned up then, huh?Copy !req
1013. Let's go, let's go! Come on!Copy !req
1014. Die, Mr. Vampire!Copy !req
1015. Let's go. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1016. Watch out, you guys.Copy !req
1017. They'll be coming for Laddie
and me, won't they?Copy !req
1018. They'll be coming for all of us.Copy !req
1019. Laddie, wake up.Copy !req
1020. Okay.Copy !req
1021. - It's delicious!
- Thank you.Copy !req
1022. Thorn, stop that.Copy !req
1023. What's the matter, Lucy?Copy !req
1024. Just old memories coming back.Copy !req
1025. No, seriously.
Why are you so jumpy tonight?Copy !req
1026. No... Well, it's something Sam...Copy !req
1027. He came into the store and...Copy !req
1028. You know, it was just
a kid's imagination, I'm sure, but...Copy !req
1029. He seemed so sincere. But...Copy !req
1030. It's insane.Copy !req
1031. Tell me. I promise not to laugh. Honest.Copy !req
1032. I think I should warn you all.Copy !req
1033. When a vampire buys it,
it's never a pretty sight.Copy !req
1034. No two bloodsuckers
go out the same way.Copy !req
1035. Some yell and scream. Some go quietly.Copy !req
1036. Some explode. Some implode.Copy !req
1037. But all will try to take you with them.Copy !req
1038. Nanook. I left him outside.Copy !req
1039. Don't go out there! Stop him!Copy !req
1040. Sam! Sam!Copy !req
1041. Sam, watch out!Copy !req
1042. - Sam, come back!
- No wait!Copy !req
1043. - Come back!
- Sam!Copy !req
1044. Sam, get back here, man!Copy !req
1045. Nanook!Copy !req
1046. Come on.Copy !req
1047. - Michael!
- Come on, come back!Copy !req
1048. - No!
- Come on back!Copy !req
1049. Michael! Come back!Copy !req
1050. Mike!Copy !req
1051. Hurry! Michael, hurry!Copy !req
1052. Hurry, Michael!Copy !req
1053. Michael, they're coming!Copy !req
1054. They're coming!Copy !req
1055. Hurry up, man!Copy !req
1056. They're coming, Mike!Copy !req
1057. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1058. They're coming now!Copy !req
1059. Take them upstairs!Copy !req
1060. Come on! Let's go! Come on!
Move it! Move it!Copy !req
1061. Move it! Move it!Copy !req
1062. Come on!Copy !req
1063. Stay here!Copy !req
1064. I say we terminate them right now.Copy !req
1065. Laddie, run!Copy !req
1066. You're mine!Copy !req
1067. You killed Marko!Copy !req
1068. Yeah. You're next.Copy !req
1069. No. You're next.Copy !req
1070. Garlic don't work, boys.Copy !req
1071. Try the holy water, death breath!Copy !req
1072. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
1073. Come on!Copy !req
1074. Mike. Mike.Copy !req
1075. Mike. Mike! Mike, wake up.Copy !req
1076. - You missed, sucker.
- Only once, pal.Copy !req
1077. Death by stereo.Copy !req
1078. Come on.Copy !req
1079. The hell?Copy !req
1080. Come on.Copy !req
1081. Hey, hey. Shh, it's me. It's me.Copy !req
1082. Are you okay?Copy !req
1083. I nailed one of 'em downstairs
with a bow and arrow.Copy !req
1084. All right, Sam-O.Copy !req
1085. We trashed the one
that looks like Twisted Sister.Copy !req
1086. We totally annihilated
his night-stalking ass.Copy !req
1087. Well, Nanook helped a little.Copy !req
1088. Right, Nanook.Copy !req
1089. Death to all vampires.Copy !req
1090. Maximum body count.Copy !req
1091. We are awesome monster-bashers.Copy !req
1092. - Yeah.
- The meanest.Copy !req
1093. The baddest.Copy !req
1094. - Holy shit! The attack of Eddie Munster.
- Get him!Copy !req
1095. - Laddie...
- Stop! Get away from him!Copy !req
1096. You just stay away from him!Copy !req
1097. He's just a little boy.Copy !req
1098. You afraid to face me, David?Copy !req
1099. Come on.Copy !req
1100. I tried to make you immortal.Copy !req
1101. You tried to make me a killer!Copy !req
1102. You are a killer.Copy !req
1103. My turn.Copy !req
1104. Stop fighting me, Michael.Copy !req
1105. I don't wanna kill you.Copy !req
1106. Join us.Copy !req
1107. Never.Copy !req
1108. Too late. My blood is in your veins.Copy !req
1109. So is mine!Copy !req
1110. No!Copy !req
1111. Thou shall not fallCopy !req
1112. Thou shall not dieCopy !req
1113. Thou shall not fearCopy !req
1114. Thou shall not killCopy !req
1115. Michael!Copy !req
1116. Mike!Copy !req
1117. Don't let them see me like this.Copy !req
1118. Michael!Copy !req
1119. Yeah.Copy !req
1120. Get away, Sam.Copy !req
1121. Mike, what's wrong?Copy !req
1122. I said get away!Copy !req
1123. What's the big deal?
You destroyed the head vampire.Copy !req
1124. It's all over.Copy !req
1125. Nothing's changed.Copy !req
1126. He's right. I don't feel any different.Copy !req
1127. Then there's still one more.Copy !req
1128. Sam? Michael?Copy !req
1129. I'll handle Mom. Come on, go.Copy !req
1130. Don't let her see any of the bodies.Copy !req
1131. - Sam? Michael...
- Mom.Copy !req
1132. - What the hell is going on?
- What happened?Copy !req
1133. I think we have to have
a heavy conversation—Copy !req
1134. - Where's Michael?
- ... we need to explain this.Copy !req
1135. - Listen, wait.
- What happened to your face?Copy !req
1136. - Mom, Mom.
- What happened to your face?Copy !req
1137. What's going on here—Copy !req
1138. the food fight Michael and I
got into last year—Copy !req
1139. This has nothing to do
with the food fight...Copy !req
1140. I don't wanna hear
another word from youCopy !req
1141. until I talk to Michael.Copy !req
1142. I'm sorry, Lucy.Copy !req
1143. This is all my fault.Copy !req
1144. David and my boys misbehaved.Copy !req
1145. I told you. Boys need a mother.Copy !req
1146. Max, what are you talking about?Copy !req
1147. I knew it! You're the head vampire.Copy !req
1148. Sam, don't start this again.Copy !req
1149. You're the secret
that David was protecting.Copy !req
1150. Who's this?Copy !req
1151. But you passed the test!Copy !req
1152. Don't ever invite a vampire
into your house, you silly boy.Copy !req
1153. It renders you powerless.Copy !req
1154. Did you know that?Copy !req
1155. Of course. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
1156. Has everyone gone crazy here?Copy !req
1157. What's the matter with all of you?Copy !req
1158. It was you I was after all along, Lucy.Copy !req
1159. What?Copy !req
1160. I knew.Copy !req
1161. That if I could get
Sam and Michael into the family...Copy !req
1162. There's no way you could say no.Copy !req
1163. Where's Michael?Copy !req
1164. It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy.Copy !req
1165. Just like one big happy family.Copy !req
1166. Your boys...Copy !req
1167. and my boys.Copy !req
1168. Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.Copy !req
1169. But I still want you, Lucy.Copy !req
1170. I haven't changed my mind about that.Copy !req
1171. I didn't invite you this time, Max.Copy !req
1172. Michael.Copy !req
1173. Michael, no!Copy !req
1174. Michael!Copy !req
1175. - Don't you touch my mother.
- No, Sam, don't!Copy !req
1176. Sam!Copy !req
1177. Sam! No!Copy !req
1178. Sam.Copy !req
1179. Don't fight, Lucy.Copy !req
1180. It's so much better if you don't fight.Copy !req
1181. Mom! Mom, don't!Copy !req
1182. Mom! Don't do it, Mom!
Mom, don't do it!Copy !req
1183. - Sam...
- Mom, no!Copy !req
1184. - Mom, no!
- Sam...Copy !req
1185. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
1186. Jesus!Copy !req
1187. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1188. Yeah. Yeah!Copy !req
1189. Man, we kicked their ass, man.Copy !req
1190. It's over.Copy !req
1191. Star! Star!Copy !req
1192. Laddie!Copy !req
1193. Is everybody okay?Copy !req
1194. Aw... Michael!Copy !req
1195. - Are you okay?
- Michael!Copy !req
1196. Oh, my sons!Copy !req
1197. Oh, my boys!Copy !req
1198. How much do you think
we should charge them for this?Copy !req
1199. Dad.Copy !req
1200. Dad?Copy !req
1201. Dad, are you all right?Copy !req
1202. One thing about living in Santa Carla
I never could stomach.Copy !req
1203. All the damn vampires.Copy !req
1204. People are strangeCopy !req
1205. When you're a strangerCopy !req
1206. Faces look uglyCopy !req
1207. When you're aloneCopy !req
1208. Women seem wickedCopy !req
1209. When you're unwantedCopy !req
1210. Streets are unevenCopy !req
1211. When you're downCopy !req
1212. When you're strangeCopy !req
1213. Faces come out of the rainCopy !req
1214. When you're strangeCopy !req
1215. No one remembers your nameCopy !req
1216. When you're strangeCopy !req
1217. When you're strangeCopy !req
1218. When you're strangeCopy !req
1219. YeahCopy !req
1220. When you're strangeCopy !req
1221. Faces come out of the rainCopy !req
1222. When you're strangeCopy !req
1223. No one remembers your nameCopy !req
1224. When you're strangeCopy !req
1225. When you're strangeCopy !req
1226. When you're strangeCopy !req
1227. I can't lightCopy !req
1228. No more of your darknessCopy !req
1229. All my picturesCopy !req
1230. Seem to fade to black and whiteCopy !req
1231. I'm growing tiredCopy !req
1232. And time stands still before meCopy !req
1233. Frozen hereCopy !req
1234. On the ladder of my lifeCopy !req
1235. Too lateCopy !req
1236. To stop myself from fallingCopy !req
1237. I took a chanceCopy !req
1238. And changed your way of lifeCopy !req
1239. But you misreadCopy !req
1240. My meaning when I met youCopy !req
1241. Closed the doorCopy !req
1242. And left me blinded by the lightCopy !req
1243. Don't let the sun go down on meCopy !req
1244. Don't let the sunCopy !req
1245. Although I search myselfCopy !req
1246. It's always someone else I seeCopy !req
1247. I'd just allow a fragment of your lifeCopy !req
1248. To wander freeCopy !req
1249. But losing everythingCopy !req
1250. Is like the sun going down on meCopy !req