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2. Hello, everybody.
Thanks for coming.
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3. I am the Lorax. I
speak for the trees.
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4. And I'd like to say a few
words, if you please.
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5. Regarding the story that
you're about to see
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6. it actually happened.
Just take it from me.
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7. But there's more to this story
than what's on the page,
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8. so please pay attention
while I set the stage.
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9. We open in Thneedville, a city they
say that was plastic and fake,
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10. and they liked it that way!
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11. A town without nature,
not one living tree.
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12. So, what happened to them?
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13. Cue the music! Let's see.
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14. Buzz. Buzz.
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15. In Thneedville,
it's a brand new dawn.
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16. With brand new cars
and houses and lawns.
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17. Here in
Got-all-that-we-need-ville.
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18. In Thneedville, we
manufacture our trees.
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19. Each one is made in factories.
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20. And uses 96 batteries.
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21. In Thneedville, the
air's not so clean.
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22. So we buy it fresh.
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23. It comes out this machine!
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24. In Satisfaction's-
guaranteed-ville.
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25. In Thneedville, we
don't want to know.
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26. Where the smog and
trash and chemicals go
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27. I just went swimming,
and now I glow.
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28. In Thneedville, we
have fun year round.
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29. We surf and snowboard
right in town.
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30. We thank the Lord
for all we've got.
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31. Including this brand
new parking lot!
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32. Parking lot!
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33. Parking lot!
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34. Oh, look, it's
Aloysius O'Hare.
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35. Aloysius O'Hare.
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36. The man who found a
way to sell air.
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37. And became a zillionaire.
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38. Hip-hip-hooray!
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39. In Thneedville, we
love living this way.
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40. It's like living in paradise.
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41. It's perfect! And that's
how it will stay.
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42. Oh, yeah!
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43. Here in
Love-the-life-we-lead-ville.
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44. Destined-to-succeed-ville.
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45. We-are-all-agreed-ville.
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46. We love it here in...
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47. Thneedville!
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48. Yes!
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49. Oh, hi, Ted.
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50. Oh, hey, Audrey. Hi.
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51. Did your ball land in
my backyard again?
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52. What? No.
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53. A model airplane, this time.
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54. Hey, do you want to
see something cool?
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55. Come on.
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56. Whoa!
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57. Did you...
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58. Did you paint this?
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59. Do you like it? What?
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60. Are you kidding?
This is amazing!
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61. What are those?
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62. Those are trees. Real ones.
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63. They used to grow
all around here.
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64. And people said that the
touch of their tufts
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65. was softer than
anything, even silk.
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66. And they smelled
like butterfly milk!
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67. Wow! What does that even mean?
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68. I know, right?
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69. Oh, yeah.
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70. What I want more than anything
in the whole world is to see
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71. a real living tree
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72. growing in my backyard.
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73. So if, say... I'm just
thinking out loud here.
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74. If a guy somehow
got you one...
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75. I'd probably marry
him on the spot.
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76. I bet that sounds crazy.
Does that sound crazy?
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77. No! Not crazy.
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78. Not crazy at all.
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79. Ted, honey, don't
play with your food.
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80. You, either, Mom.
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81. So, Mom, do you happen to
know if there's any place
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82. where I could get a real tree?
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83. Ted, we already have a tree.
It's the latest model.
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84. Yeah, but I mean a real one
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85. that grows out of the
ground or whatever.
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86. You know, a real tree.
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87. Really?
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88. You would rather have
some dirty, messy
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89. lump of wood that just
sticks out of the ground?
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90. And it does what? I don't
even know what it does.
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91. What's it's purpose?
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92. Look at what we've got.
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93. It's the Oak-amatic. The only
tree with it's own remote.
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94. Summer, autumn, winter,
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95. and disco!
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96. Mom? Come on, Ted. Get into it.
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97. Dance with the tree.
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98. Oh, it hurts, Mom. Please stop.
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99. So, anyway...
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100. Let's just say I need a tree.
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101. Where would I go?
What do I do?
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102. Then you know what? You
need to find the Once-ler.
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103. The what?
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104. Mom, it's not really the time for
one of your magical fables, okay?
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105. That's
right, I forgot.
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106. I'm old and can't even
remember to put my teeth in.
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107. Stand down. That's
not what I meant.
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108. No, really, I forgot my teeth.
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109. Would you be a dear and
go get them for me?
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110. Sure, Mom.
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111. Okay, here's the deal.
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112. The Once-ler is the man who knows
what happened to the trees.
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113. You want one, you
need to find him.
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114. The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm.
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115. Okay. Grammy, is
this a real thing
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116. that we're talking about now?
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117. Oh, he's real all right.
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118. Well, where can I find him?
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119. Far outside of town where
the grass never grows
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120. and the wind smells slow
and sour when it blows.
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121. And no birds ever sing,
excepting old crows.
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122. Quit doing that.
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123. That's the place where
the Once-ler lives.
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124. Wait, outside of town?
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125. People used to say if you
brought him 15 cents,
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126. a nail
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127. and the shell of a great,
great, great grandfather snail,
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128. he would tell you everything.
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129. Hmm.
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130. Mr. O'Hare, what
we've got for you
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131. is something that is
going to take O'Hare Air
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132. to the next level.
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133. Now, Mr. O'Hare, I know
what you're thinking.
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134. One, "I've gotten rich
selling people air that's"
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135. "fresher than the
stinky stuff outside."
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136. Two, and here is
the important one,
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137. "How can I possibly
make even more money?"
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138. We can tell you, sir!
We can tell you.
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139. Check out this
commercial, huh?
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140. Well, here goes another
lame Saturday.
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141. Dude, I don't think so!
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142. Huh!
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143. Hey!
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144. Man!
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145. Oh, yeah!
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146. What!
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147. Yeah!
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148. O'Hare purified
air. Freshness to go.
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149. Please breathe responsibly.
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150. Ah?
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151. Oh, my goodness.
Yeah! Love it.
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152. You got to be kidding me.
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153. You really think people are
stupid enough to buy this?
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154. Our research shows that if you put
something in a plastic bottle,
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155. people will buy it.
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156. Exactly. And...
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157. And what's more, when
we build a new factory
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158. to make the plastic bottles,
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159. the air quality is just
going to get worse.
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160. Which will make people
want our air even more,
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161. and drive sales where?
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162. Through the roof!
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163. So, in other words, the
more smog in the sky,
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164. the more people will buy.
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165. See, that's why he's the genius!
It even rhymes!
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166. I'm aware it rhymes.
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167. Coats. Big.
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168. What do you two
knuckleheads want?
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169. I'm in the middle
of a meeting!
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170. What?
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171. Why is he leaving town?
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172. No one ever leaves town!
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173. See what he's up to.
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174. Whoa!
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175. Huh?
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176. Whoa! Whoa.
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177. Oh, man.
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178. Whoa!
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179. All right.
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180. Okay.
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181. What the...
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182. Whoa!
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183. Who are you?
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184. Who are you and what
are you doing here?
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185. I'm Ted. I'm Ted.
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186. I can't breathe. Are
you the Once-ler?
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187. Oh, man. Didn't you
read the signs?
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188. No one is supposed
to come here.
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189. Get out of here and
leave me alone!
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190. And don't let the boot
hit you on the way out.
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191. The boot?
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192. Hello!
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193. Ow!
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194. Listen! People say that if
someone brings you this stuff
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195. that you will tell
them about trees.
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196. No, no, no!
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197. Trees?
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198. Yeah, real ones.
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199. You know, that grow
out of the ground?
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200. Hello?
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201. Sorry, it's just...
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202. Well, I didn't think anyone
still cared about trees.
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203. Well, that's me. The guy
who still cares. I'm here.
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204. Hey! What?
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205. Do you want to
know about trees?
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206. About what happened to them?
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207. Why they're all gone?
It's because of me.
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208. Wait, what?
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209. It's because of me!
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210. And my invention, the Thneed.
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211. It was an amazing product that
could do the job of a thousand.
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212. All right.
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213. Sounds ridiculous, but
I mean, that's cool.
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214. You're darn right it was cool!
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215. It all started a
long time ago.
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216. Can we start not so
long ago, maybe?
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217. Do you want a tree?
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218. Yes, yes.
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219. Then it all started a
long, long time ago.
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220. I was a young man
leaving home.
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221. Well, here I go, Mom. Off to
change the world with my Thneed.
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222. I'm actually doing it!
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223. Yes, but just remember, Oncie,
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224. if somehow your invention
ends up a failure
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225. instead of a success,
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226. oh, it wouldn't
surprise me at all!
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227. Nice wheels.
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228. Burn!
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229. Ow!
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230. Yeah, "Burn!"
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231. But you will see, okay? I'm
going to prove you all wrong.
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232. Come on, Melvin!
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233. So, there I was at
the very bottom.
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234. With nothing but
a wagon, a mule,
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235. and a completely irrational
sense of optimism.
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236. I was searching the globe,
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237. obsessed with finding the
perfect material for my Thneed.
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238. But I'd had absolutely
no success.
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239. Until one day, I found paradise.
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240. Oh!
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241. We're going to be
there soon, I'm sure.
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242. Whoa!
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243. This is the most
beautiful place,
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244. okay, I have ever seen.
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245. Oh.
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246. Ta-da!
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247. Whoa!
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248. Yeah.
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249. This is it.
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250. This is the place.
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251. These Truffula trees
are just what I need.
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252. Gonna chop one down
and make my Thneed.
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253. But first...
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254. Now you!
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255. That's great!
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256. So now our friendship
can begin.
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257. Hand in hand, and
wing and fin.
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258. There's nothing you
and I can't do.
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259. So let's all make
my dreams come true.
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260. Hey, guys!
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261. Come on, where is
my back-up chorus?
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262. What?
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263. Ah-ha! Oh.
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264. Ooh!
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265. Hey, hey, wait.
Wait a minute.
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266. Excuse me?
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267. Yeah, that's awesome.
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268. Feeding junk food to forest
animals? That's great.
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269. But, uh, is there
a musical number
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270. where you show me
how to get a tree?
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271. Because I would love
to hear that one.
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272. Oh, yes. Right after the
musical number about the kid
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273. who kept interrupting
the story,
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274. and was never
heard from again.
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275. Right, got it. Proceed.
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276. All right, here we go.
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277. About to make a Thneed,
about to change the world.
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278. Check it out, guys...
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279. Where did everybody go?
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280. Little did I know that by
chopping down that tree
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281. I had just summoned a mystical
creature as old as time itself.
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282. The legendary,
slightly annoying
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283. guardian of the forest.
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284. The Lorax.
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285. Hey! Whoo!
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286. Did you chop down this tree?
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287. Uh... No.
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288. Who did it?
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289. What's that?
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290. I think he did it.
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291. Leave! Vacate the premises!
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292. Take your ax and get out!
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293. And who are you?
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294. I'm the Lorax! Guardian
of the forest.
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295. I speak for the trees.
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296. So you're telling me,
you just didn't see me
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297. magically appear
out of that stump?
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298. With all the lightning
and thunder and stuff.
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299. You didn't see any of that?
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300. No, but that sounds amazing.
Can I see some of that?
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301. Uh, yeah, I could show you.
But that's not how it works.
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302. Okay. Um...
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303. Didn't really happen.
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304. Oh, I know what you want!
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305. I've got one of these for the
cutest little guy I ever saw!
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306. Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy, yummy...
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307. How dare you! Give me that!
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308. Mmm.
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309. I'm going to eat this,
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310. but I am highly
offended by it.
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311. What are you... Hey, Mustache!
Will you stop that?
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312. What's your deal, man?
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313. Time for you to go, Beanpole!
Pull them right out.
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314. Just going to put them right
back in. We can do this all day.
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315. Stop right there! Stop it!
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316. So you would hammer one of
nature's innocent creatures?
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317. What? No!
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318. I would never hit this little
guy. You, on the other hand,
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319. I would gladly pound you
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320. and your mustache
into the ground!
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321. Behold! The intruder
and his violent ways.
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322. Shame on you. For shame!
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323. All right, you know what?
That's it!
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324. You listen to me,
you furry meatloaf.
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325. I'm going to chop down as
many trees as I need. Okay?
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326. Newsflash! Not going anywhere!
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327. End of story.
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328. Then you leave me no choice.
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329. If you're not gone by the time
the sun sets on this valley,
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330. all the forces of nature
will be unleashed upon you
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331. and curse you until
the end of your days!
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332. You have been warned.
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333. Thanks. Yeah, okay.
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334. You have been warned.
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335. But I didn't listen
to his warning.
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336. And you won't believe
what happened that night.
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337. What?
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338. If you want to hear more,
come back tomorrow.
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339. Hey, wait, wait! Tomorrow?
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340. Whoa!
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341. Whoa-ho-ho.
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342. Are you serious right now?
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343. Ah! You live in the
middle of nowhere!
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344. It stinks out here. Don't
make me come back!
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345. I guess you don't really want
to hear the rest of the story.
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346. No, no.
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347. I do. I really do. I want to
hear the story. I just...
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348. Nah! You don't have
what it takes. Goodbye.
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349. Wait, wait! I have
what it takes.
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350. It's all right. It's
okay, I'll come back.
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351. It's no problem.
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352. See, here I am, leaving.
Walking away now.
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353. I'll see you tomorrow.
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354. Mmm.
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355. Maybe. Just maybe.
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356. What did you wish for, Audrey?
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357. Well, I would
love to tell you,
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358. but, sadly, according to the
universal wish laws, I cannot.
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359. I know what
she wished for.
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360. Was it, perhaps...
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361. This?
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362. Ted, you didn't.
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363. Oh, no. I totally did.
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364. Happy birthday, Audrey.
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365. Kiss him! Kiss him!
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366. Ted.
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367. Ted. Tedster. Huh!
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368. You're kissing the
cereal again, hon. What?
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369. I just... I like this cereal.
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370. What one is this? Yeah!
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371. Okay.
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372. Well, I'll make sure to buy
extra next time for you.
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373. All right, cool. Hey, I got to
run. I got to go do a thing.
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374. So, I'll see you guys.
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375. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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376. You're not going
anywhere, young man.
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377. It's Sunday. You
know what that means?
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378. Family time, and we're
all playing board games!
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379. But...
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380. Hmm.
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381. Mmm?
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382. Oh, man.
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383. Mom, seriously, every turn?
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384. Hey, back off!
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385. Ooh!
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386. No. Okay! Family time is over.
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387. It is now personal time.
I'll be in my room.
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388. Okay, dear. Have fun.
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389. I knew I could break her.
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390. Go. Huh?
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391. Go see him!
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392. Oh, yeah!
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393. You rule! Thank you, Grammy.
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394. Whoa!
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395. Hey! Ted, right?
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396. Um, Mr. O'Hare?
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397. So, I hear you have become
interested in trees.
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398. What's that all about?
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399. Oh. Um...
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400. Where did you hear that?
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401. Oh.
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402. Teddy, there's not much
that goes on in Thneedville
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403. that I don't know about.
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404. Here's the deal, I make a living
selling fresh air to people.
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405. Trees? They make it for free.
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406. So, when I hear people
talking about them,
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407. I consider it kind of a
threat to my business.
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408. I don't even know what
you're talking about.
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409. You listen to me, boy.
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410. Don't go poking around in
things you don't understand
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411. or I'll be your
worst nightmare.
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412. I'm Frankenstein's head
on a spider's body!
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413. Yeah, um...
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414. Okay, my mom is expecting me.
So, I'm just going to...
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415. Of course, of course. Now, go
back to your family game time.
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416. Grandma just
finished her turn.
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417. How did you know?
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418. Please. I have
eyes everywhere.
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419. Huh!
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420. You got a beautiful
town here, Ted.
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421. Lots of fun stuff to occupy
your short attention span.
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422. Why, I can't think
of any reason
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423. you would ever want to go
outside of town again.
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424. Ever.
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425. Okay! Good talk.
Really good talk.
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426. Oh, no.
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427. Look out!
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428. Hey, man? You know, you need
to change that door bell.
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429. Oh, you missed me. What?
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430. You're already back. Clearly,
you missed me a little. Right?
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431. No, I didn't. I'm just here
to hear the end of the story.
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432. Why are you so interested
in trees anyway?
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433. Why aren't you
like other kids,
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434. break dancing and
wearing bell-bottoms,
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435. and playing the Donkey Kongs?
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436. Yeah, right, right.
I don't know.
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437. Uh, I just thought it would be kind
of cool to have one, you know?
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438. Huh?
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439. It's a girl, isn't it?
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440. What? No!
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441. Really? Because when a guy
does something stupid once,
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442. well, that's because
he's a guy.
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443. But if he does the same
stupid thing twice,
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444. it's usually to
impress some girl.
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445. Hey, she is not some girl!
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446. She's a woman, in high school.
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447. And she loves trees. And
I'm going to get her one.
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448. Aw!
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449. How nice to see someone so
undeterred by things like reality.
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450. Thank you.
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451. All right, but where
did we leave off?
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452. Now that's a Thneed.
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453. Nothing unmanly about knitting.
No, sir.
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454. Look at that...
Copy !req
455. Oh! Who taught you guys
how to steal a bed?
Copy !req
456. Shh!
Copy !req
457. Okay, nice and easy.
Copy !req
458. Nice work, you guys. Couldn't
have done it without you.
Copy !req
459. You got to be kidding me.
Can he swim?
Copy !req
460. Of course he can't swim!
Copy !req
461. Hang on, Pipsqueak! I'm
coming to get you!
Copy !req
462. Hey, you fishies!
Stop that bed!
Copy !req
463. Whoo! Whoo!
Copy !req
464. Jump, jump!
Copy !req
465. Come on, get up there.
Come on.
Copy !req
466. Go, go! A little bit more!
A little bit more!
Copy !req
467. Now what?
Copy !req
468. Mmm-mmm.
Copy !req
469. Get up there.
Copy !req
470. Okay, Pipsqueak,
give me your hand.
Copy !req
471. Come on, reach out
for the Lorax.
Copy !req
472. Where did you go?
Copy !req
473. Bar-ba-loots.
Copy !req
474. Oh, that's bad.
Copy !req
475. Hey, Beanpole, wake up!
Copy !req
476. What's happening? Where am I?
Copy !req
477. Hey! We got trouble, and
it's coming up fast!
Copy !req
478. Whoo!
Copy !req
479. We're in a river!
Copy !req
480. Whew!
Copy !req
481. Oh, no.
Copy !req
482. Just do something!
Copy !req
483. Help is on the way!
Copy !req
484. No, no!
Copy !req
485. Just a minute!
Copy !req
486. Oh, no!
Copy !req
487. Wake up! Wake up!
Copy !req
488. Yuck!
Copy !req
489. Clear!
Copy !req
490. Ah!
Copy !req
491. I was heading into the light,
Copy !req
492. and you pulled me right
back and here I am!
Copy !req
493. You saved my life!
Copy !req
494. Yeah, I know. Well, no,
it's not that big a deal.
Copy !req
495. It is a big deal!
Copy !req
496. Look, I almost went over
that waterfall! Wait...
Copy !req
497. On my bed. How did my
bed get in the river?
Copy !req
498. Uh... About that...
Copy !req
499. Actually... I put your
bed in the water.
Copy !req
500. I didn't mean you any harm.
Copy !req
501. I just wanted to
calmly float you away.
Copy !req
502. Look, everyone here
needs the trees
Copy !req
503. and you're chopping them down!
Copy !req
504. So, we've got a big problem.
Copy !req
505. All right, look.
Copy !req
506. I hereby swear that I will
never chop down another tree.
Copy !req
507. I promise.
Copy !req
508. Thank you. But I'm going
to keep my eye on you.
Copy !req
509. Good. Now, I've got
a big day tomorrow
Copy !req
510. so I'm going to
get some sleep.
Copy !req
511. Right after I find my bed.
Copy !req
512. Ow!
Copy !req
513. Okay, what are you...
Copy !req
514. Question, what are
they doing here?
Copy !req
515. And follow up, if I may,
what are you doing here?
Copy !req
516. Well, after the
incident last night,
Copy !req
517. we found one of your socks
and came here to return it.
Copy !req
518. But when we got here,
you were asleep. What?
Copy !req
519. Ew! Exactly. And sleeping
is the body's way
Copy !req
520. of telling other
people to go away.
Copy !req
521. I know, but you
looked so cozy.
Copy !req
522. And it was cold outside, and we
just fell asleep. No harm done.
Copy !req
523. "No harm done"? "No harm done"?
Okay.
Copy !req
524. Okay, I put my lips on those.
Well, I used to, anyway.
Copy !req
525. Ew.
Copy !req
526. Did you just... In my bowl!
Copy !req
527. Why do you have one of these?
Copy !req
528. You don't even
have a mustache.
Copy !req
529. Okay, that's it!
Copy !req
530. What? I thought we made
a deal last night.
Copy !req
531. Yes, we did.
Copy !req
532. And I said I wouldn't
chop down any more trees.
Copy !req
533. And I said I was going
to keep an eye on you.
Copy !req
534. I'm starving. What's
for breakfast?
Copy !req
535. Breakfast is overrated.
Copy !req
536. You know what? I got work to do.
Yeah.
Copy !req
537. I got to go into town
and sell my Thneed.
Copy !req
538. You chopped down
one of my trees
Copy !req
539. to make that piece of garbage?
Copy !req
540. Look at that...
Copy !req
541. "Garbage"? Oh, no. Oh, no!
You do not get it.
Copy !req
542. This is a
revolutionary product
Copy !req
543. that will change the
world as we know it.
Copy !req
544. It has a million uses!
Copy !req
545. Look at this. It's a swimsuit!
Copy !req
546. Mud tracked all over your
floor by uninvited guests?
Copy !req
547. Well, the Thneed sure
comes in handy for that!
Copy !req
548. But wait, there's more!
Copy !req
549. Thanks to it's
all-natural microfibers,
Copy !req
550. the Thneed is super-absorbent!
Copy !req
551. It also works as a hat.
Copy !req
552. Of course, you probably
want to wring it out first.
Copy !req
553. Go ahead, knock yourself out.
Copy !req
554. But nobody is going
to buy that thing.
Copy !req
555. Good to know.
Copy !req
556. Well, fortunately, you are not
the target market, weirdo.
Copy !req
557. You're bringing a guitar?
Copy !req
558. Oh, yeah. I got a
little jingle.
Copy !req
559. I'm gonna blow some minds,
gonna sell some Thneeds!
Copy !req
560. Yeah.
Copy !req
561. Everybosy
needs a Thneed.
Copy !req
562. A fine thing that
all people...
Copy !req
563. Sit down, go on.
Copy !req
564. Unfortunately, I didn't
sell it the first day.
Copy !req
565. The Thneed is good.
Copy !req
566. The Thneed is great...
Copy !req
567. Hey!
Copy !req
568. Or the second day.
Copy !req
569. Hey!
Copy !req
570. Or the third, or
fourth, or fifth day.
Copy !req
571. Okay, that one hit
the tender spot.
Copy !req
572. Until finally...
Copy !req
573. That's it! You know what?
Copy !req
574. I'm done with this thing.
Copy !req
575. Aw.
Copy !req
576. My family was right. I quit!
Copy !req
577. Hey. Cool hat.
Copy !req
578. Oh, my gosh! I
totally want one.
Copy !req
579. That thing makes
me like you more.
Copy !req
580. Hey! Where's your Thneed,
did you sell it?
Copy !req
581. Hey. No, no. Didn't sell it.
Copy !req
582. Turns out, it's ahead
of it's time, I guess.
Copy !req
583. Hey, you gave it your best shot.
Right? What more can you do?
Copy !req
584. Come on, take a seat,
we'll deal you in.
Copy !req
585. What are we playing?
Copy !req
586. I'm playing poker. He's playing
Go Fish. And I think he's hungry.
Copy !req
587. Oh.
Copy !req
588. Pancake,
the pancake.
Copy !req
589. Up!
Copy !req
590. Who is up for ninths?
Copy !req
591. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Copy !req
592. Whoa!
Copy !req
593. All right, pass them over.
Copy !req
594. Yeah, see?
Copy !req
595. What's going on?
Copy !req
596. Oh, no. That's a
lot of people.
Copy !req
597. Everybosy
needs a Thneed.
Copy !req
598. A fine thing that
all people need.
Copy !req
599. The Thneed is good
The Thneed is great.
Copy !req
600. Let's hope we're not too late.
Copy !req
601. It's a super trendy hat.
Copy !req
602. It's a tightrope
for an acrobat.
Copy !req
603. A net for catching
butterflies.
Copy !req
604. A thing we use for exercise.
Copy !req
605. Everybody needs a Thneed.
Copy !req
606. A fine thing that
all people need.
Copy !req
607. Everybody needs a Thneed.
Copy !req
608. Oh, yeah! We're in
business, baby!
Copy !req
609. We need a Thneed.
Copy !req
610. Mom? Hey, it's me! I told you
I was going to be a success!
Copy !req
611. You need to bring the whole
family here right now.
Copy !req
612. We're going to be rich!
Copy !req
613. What? I'm going to need all the
help I can get. Don't worry.
Copy !req
614. So, has he told you
how to get a tree yet?
Copy !req
615. Actually, no.
Copy !req
616. But I think he's going to get
to that part really soon.
Copy !req
617. Here we are. What?
Copy !req
618. I'll just be a minute.
Copy !req
619. Oh, wow. Hey, Audrey!
Copy !req
620. Oh, hi, Ted! What's up?
Copy !req
621. You know me, just cruising.
Putting out the vibe.
Copy !req
622. Just me and my thoughts.
Copy !req
623. Oh, is this the girl you're
always talking about?
Copy !req
624. Grandma! Stop
making things up.
Copy !req
625. She's even prettier than...
Okay, got to run! Bye.
Copy !req
626. Okay, Grammy, let's
get you home!
Copy !req
627. Yeah!
Copy !req
628. Whoa!
Copy !req
629. I'm so sorry. So sorry.
Copy !req
630. Did not wanna see that.
Copy !req
631. Whoa!
Copy !req
632. Whoa!
Copy !req
633. Whoa-ho-ho!
Copy !req
634. Hey!
Copy !req
635. Hey, I'm back.
Copy !req
636. What have you got there?
Copy !req
637. Yes!
Copy !req
638. Whoa!
Copy !req
639. Thank you, Ted.
Copy !req
640. Now, picture this.
Copy !req
641. Sun shining, a blue
sky, a perfect day.
Copy !req
642. It was all downhill
from there.
Copy !req
643. Whoa!
Copy !req
644. What a dump.
Copy !req
645. Hey, Aunt Grizelda!
Copy !req
646. Hey, Chet, check this out!
Copy !req
647. Go long!
Copy !req
648. No, Brett, that's
actually not a...
Copy !req
649. Okay.
Copy !req
650. Go long! Go long!
Copy !req
651. I got it! I got it!
Copy !req
652. Got it!
Copy !req
653. He totally ran into that tree!
Copy !req
654. Ow!
Copy !req
655. Oncie, is that you?
Copy !req
656. Mom!
Copy !req
657. There he is! There's my big,
suddenly successful son!
Copy !req
658. We always knew you would
make it, Oncie. Right?
Copy !req
659. Hey! I love this guy!
Copy !req
660. But you always said I wouldn't
amount to anything, remember?
Copy !req
661. Hush your mouth. I was just
trying to motivate you!
Copy !req
662. I am really glad that
you clarified that
Copy !req
663. because it actually hurt my
feelings for a really long time.
Copy !req
664. Anyway, you're all here, you all
work for me, and that's cool.
Copy !req
665. So, let's get to work.
Copy !req
666. Brett, Chet, set up the RV!
Copy !req
667. Would you stop
throwing that bear?
Copy !req
668. Time out. Back up. Stop. Don't move
an inch. Nobody's moving in here.
Copy !req
669. You got to go. Goodbye.
Copy !req
670. So, who invited the
giant, furry peanut?
Copy !req
671. You calling me a peanut, huh?
Copy !req
672. I'll go right up your nose!
Copy !req
673. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Copy !req
674. You wouldn't hit a woman.
Copy !req
675. That's a woman?
Copy !req
676. Okay. Everyone, cool it.
Copy !req
677. Let's not get off on
the wrong foot here.
Copy !req
678. Um, family, this is my friend...
Acquaintance.
Copy !req
679. Yeah, acquaintance. Very good
acquaintance, the Lorax.
Copy !req
680. He speaks for the trees.
That's right.
Copy !req
681. And on behalf of the
trees, get out!
Copy !req
682. Will you just be nice!
This is my family.
Copy !req
683. And I'm going to
need their help
Copy !req
684. if my company is going
to get bigger. Okay?
Copy !req
685. Bigger?
Copy !req
686. Yeah, this isn't some
rinky-dink operation anymore.
Copy !req
687. I got plans. Big plans!
Copy !req
688. A vision of a world filled with
Thneeds. It's going to be huge!
Copy !req
689. Which way does a tree fall?
Copy !req
690. Uh, down?
Copy !req
691. A tree falls the way it leans.
Copy !req
692. Be careful which way you lean.
Copy !req
693. I mean, look at this.
It's amazing.
Copy !req
694. I am so proud of me.
Copy !req
695. Oncie, we've got us
a little problem.
Copy !req
696. Problem?
Copy !req
697. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
698. See, we're not making
Thneeds fast enough.
Copy !req
699. Harvesting the tufts
takes too long!
Copy !req
700. Well, what else can we do?
Copy !req
701. Well, and this
just came to me,
Copy !req
702. we could always start
chopping down the trees.
Copy !req
703. What?
Copy !req
704. Now you're thinking. That
would speed things up!
Copy !req
705. But... No "but" s, Oncie.
Copy !req
706. You're running a business now.
Copy !req
707. You have to do what's
best for the company,
Copy !req
708. and your momma.
Copy !req
709. Well, I guess it couldn't hurt
to chop down a few trees.
Copy !req
710. You've made me so proud, Oncie.
Come here!
Copy !req
711. Hey! I love this guy!
Copy !req
712. No! No, no, no! Stop it!
Please, stop.
Copy !req
713. Take that, you stupid tree!
Copy !req
714. Where do you think
you're going?
Copy !req
715. Excuse me, sir. I need
to talk with your boss.
Copy !req
716. Oh, I'm sorry,
Copy !req
717. but Mr. Once-ler's not
seeing anyone right now.
Copy !req
718. Yeah, well, he'll see me.
So...
Copy !req
719. Hey, keep your paws off me!
Copy !req
720. Give me a reason, Shorty.
Copy !req
721. Hey, you broke your promise.
Copy !req
722. You're better than this.
Copy !req
723. You gotta stop! This is bad!
Copy !req
724. Have a nice day!
Copy !req
725. Bad?
Copy !req
726. I'm not bad, I'm the good guy
here. He just doesn't get it.
Copy !req
727. Do you think I'm bad?
Copy !req
728. Thank you!
Copy !req
729. I mean, something good
finally happens to me,
Copy !req
730. and he just has to come along
and rain on my parade.
Copy !req
731. What's his problem?
Copy !req
732. See?
Copy !req
733. Yeah, bad! Right.
Copy !req
734. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
735. I'm just doin' what
comes naturally.
Copy !req
736. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
737. I'm just following my destiny.
Copy !req
738. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
739. I'm just doin' what
comes naturally.
Copy !req
740. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
741. How bad can I possibly be?
Copy !req
742. Well, there's a
principle in nature.
Copy !req
743. Principle in nature.
Copy !req
744. That almost every
creature knows.
Copy !req
745. Called survival of the fittest.
Copy !req
746. Survival of the fittest.
Copy !req
747. And check it, this
is how it goes.
Copy !req
748. The animal that wins
gotta scratch and fight.
Copy !req
749. And claw and bite and punch.
Copy !req
750. And the animal that doesn't
Well, the animal that doesn't.
Copy !req
751. Winds up someone else's
La-la-la-la lunch.
Copy !req
752. Munch, munch, munch, munch,
munch I'm just sayin'
Copy !req
753. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
754. I'm just doin' what
comes naturally.
Copy !req
755. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
756. I'm just following my destiny.
Copy !req
757. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
758. I'm just doin' what
comes naturally.
Copy !req
759. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
760. How bad can I possibly be?
Copy !req
761. There's a principle
in business.
Copy !req
762. Principle in business.
Copy !req
763. That everybody knows is sound.
Copy !req
764. It says the people with the
money People with the money.
Copy !req
765. Make this ever-loving
world go round.
Copy !req
766. So I'm biggering my company
I'm biggering my factory
Copy !req
767. I'm biggering my
corporate sign.
Copy !req
768. Bigger, bigger!
Copy !req
769. Everybody out there You
take care of yours
Copy !req
770. I'll take care of
mine-mine-mine-mine-mine.
Copy !req
771. Shake that bottom line.
Copy !req
772. Let me hear you say
Smogulous Smoke!
Copy !req
773. Smogulous Smoke!
Copy !req
774. Schloppity-Schlopp!
Copy !req
775. Schloppity-Schlopp!
Copy !req
776. Complain all you want It's never,
ever, ever, ever gonna stop.
Copy !req
777. Stop!
Copy !req
778. Come on, how bad
can I possibly be?
Copy !req
779. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
780. I'm just building the economy.
Copy !req
781. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
782. Just look at me
petting this puppy.
Copy !req
783. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
784. A portion of proceeds
goes to charity.
Copy !req
785. How bad can I be?
Copy !req
786. How bad could I possibly be?
Let's see!
Copy !req
787. All the customers are buying.
Copy !req
788. And the money's multiplying.
Copy !req
789. And the PR people are lying.
Copy !req
790. And the lawyers are denying.
Copy !req
791. Who cares if a few
trees are dying?
Copy !req
792. This is all so gratifying!
Copy !req
793. How bad?
Copy !req
794. How bad can this possibly be?
Copy !req
795. So, how are things?
Copy !req
796. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
797. Happy yet? You fill that
hole deep down inside you?
Copy !req
798. Or do you still need more?
Copy !req
799. Look, if you've got a problem
with what I'm doing,
Copy !req
800. why haven't you used your
quote-unquote powers to stop me?
Copy !req
801. I told you, that's
not how it works.
Copy !req
802. Right, I forgot.
You're a fraud.
Copy !req
803. I need you to get out. Now!
Copy !req
804. Why? Do I make you
uncomfortable?
Copy !req
805. Remind you of the
promises you made?
Copy !req
806. The man you used to be?
Copy !req
807. You know what?
Copy !req
808. You can just shut your mustache.
My conscience is clear.
Copy !req
809. I have done nothing illegal.
Copy !req
810. I have my rights, and I
intend to keep on biggering
Copy !req
811. and biggering, and turning more
Truffula trees into Thneeds.
Copy !req
812. And nothing is
going to stop me!
Copy !req
813. Well, that's it.
Copy !req
814. The very last one.
Copy !req
815. That may stop you.
Copy !req
816. Somebody sure made a
bundle on that thing.
Copy !req
817. I wonder what the next million
dollar invention's going to be.
Copy !req
818. Yeah, I wonder...
Copy !req
819. Son, you have let me down.
Copy !req
820. Brett, you are now
my favorite child.
Copy !req
821. Hey, look, I don't
want any trouble.
Copy !req
822. And you won't get any.
Not from them.
Copy !req
823. Thanks to you and your hacking,
and smogging and glupping,
Copy !req
824. they can't live here anymore.
Copy !req
825. So, I'm sending them off.
Copy !req
826. Hopefully, they'll
be able to find
Copy !req
827. a better place out
there somewhere.
Copy !req
828. Melvin?
Copy !req
829. Melvin...
Copy !req
830. Hey, Pipsqueak...
Copy !req
831. Hey...
Copy !req
832. So, this is really
all your fault.
Copy !req
833. You destroyed everything.
Copy !req
834. Yes.
Copy !req
835. And each day since
the Lorax left,
Copy !req
836. I've sat here regretting
everything I've done,
Copy !req
837. staring at that
word, "unless,"
Copy !req
838. and wondering what it meant.
Copy !req
839. But now I'm thinking...
Copy !req
840. Well, maybe you're the reason
Copy !req
841. the Lorax left
that word there.
Copy !req
842. Me? Why would he
leave that for me?
Copy !req
843. Because unless someone like
you cares a whole awful lot,
Copy !req
844. nothing is going
to get better.
Copy !req
845. It's not.
Copy !req
846. The last Truffula seed.
Copy !req
847. You need to plant it, Ted.
Copy !req
848. Yeah, but, nobody cares
about trees anymore.
Copy !req
849. Then make them care.
Copy !req
850. Plant the seed in the middle of
town, where everyone can see.
Copy !req
851. Change the way things are.
Copy !req
852. I know it may seem small
and insignificant,
Copy !req
853. but it's not about what it is,
Copy !req
854. it's about what it can become.
Copy !req
855. That's not just a seed,
Copy !req
856. any more than
you're just a boy.
Copy !req
857. I won't let you down.
Copy !req
858. I know.
Copy !req
859. Hey, Audrey!
Copy !req
860. Audrey!
Copy !req
861. Ted?
Copy !req
862. What are you doing?
Meet me at my house.
Copy !req
863. Wait, but...
Copy !req
864. My house, okay?
Copy !req
865. Got to plant the seed.
Copy !req
866. Okay, we're going
to need water.
Copy !req
867. And uh, something to dig with.
Copy !req
868. Um, what do I have... Ted?
Copy !req
869. Mom, I'm busy, Mom.
Copy !req
870. Theodore Wiggins, get
down here right now,
Copy !req
871. and I am not kidding with you!
Copy !req
872. Ted, I would like you
to meet Mr. O'Hare,
Copy !req
873. the most powerful man in town.
Copy !req
874. There he is!
Copy !req
875. Hello, Ted.
Copy !req
876. Uh...
Copy !req
877. Hi. Isn't he clever, Mr. O'Hare?
Copy !req
878. He knows his own
name and everything.
Copy !req
879. You know what I would love
right now, Mrs. Wiggins?
Copy !req
880. A delicious cookie.
Copy !req
881. Wonderful.
Copy !req
882. Teddy and I'll stay
here and talk.
Copy !req
883. Sure, why don't you go
ahead and adopt him?
Copy !req
884. I'm just kidding. That was
a joke. I was just joking.
Copy !req
885. I'll get your cookie.
Copy !req
886. I know you have it, Ted.
Copy !req
887. So, let's put an end to
this nonsense, shall we?
Copy !req
888. Hand it over.
Copy !req
889. I'm sorry...
Copy !req
890. I don't know what
you're talking about.
Copy !req
891. Really? Well, then...
Copy !req
892. I guess you wouldn't mind
us checking your room.
Copy !req
893. No, no, no!
Copy !req
894. Morty! McGurk! Find the seed!
Copy !req
895. No, you can't go up there!
Copy !req
896. Guys, this is ridiculous.
Stop!
Copy !req
897. Hey!
Copy !req
898. No, you can't come in my room!
Copy !req
899. Find it!
Copy !req
900. Find it!
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901. What is going on here?
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902. This doesn't involve you!
Get back downstairs!
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903. Excuse me, down there!
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904. I don't care who you are,
you little crazy baby-man!
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905. Get out of my house now.
This is outrageous.
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906. Fine. Sorry.
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907. Must have been a misunderstanding.
We'll be leaving now.
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908. And my apologies, Ted.
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909. You be safe.
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910. Mind telling me
what's going on here?
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911. The seed! Where is it?
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912. Seed?
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913. Where's Grammy?
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914. It's alive!
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915. I remember you.
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916. Ted, what...
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917. Audrey!
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918. Hey, did you want to...
Well, okay!
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919. Ted, what is this about?
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920. It's about this.
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921. Wait, wait, wait.
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922. Is that... Yes. The
last Truffula seed.
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923. And you're going to help me plant
it right in the middle of town
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924. where everyone can see it.
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925. I could just kiss
you right now!
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926. We don't have time for that.
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927. I don't know, we
have a little time.
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928. But, you know what, let's just
go. Let's go. Forget about it.
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929. Maniac! Hey!
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930. Ah!
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931. Here it comes!
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932. I'm going for it.
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933. Oh, hello!
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934. Ted, big scary blimp coming.
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935. Whoa!
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936. You won't get away
with this, boy!
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937. Bam!
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938. Go faster, you idiot!
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939. Yeah!
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940. Step on it, Ted!
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941. Whoa!
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942. You're fired!
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943. Whoa! Ted, look out!
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944. Nobody beats Aloysius O...
Ted...
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945. This is not good.
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946. How's it doing?
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947. Whoa-ho-ho!
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948. Loser!
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949. Oh, really?
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950. Oh, no. The seed!
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951. Get that seed!
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952. Hang on! Here we go!
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953. Grammy!
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954. Seriously, how cool
is your grandma?
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955. No!
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956. Come on!
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957. Yeah, that's right.
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958. There it is!
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959. Hey! Watch the road,
you meathead!
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960. Ah!
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961. Hey, ow, ow!
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962. Oh, come on!
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963. What the...
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964. Get it unstuck,
get it unstuck!
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965. Bring it on, Teddy!
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966. You don't have the guts!
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967. Ted!
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968. Grammy!
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969. Whoo-hoo! Yes!
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970. Hey, hey, hey!
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971. Hey! It's Mr. O...
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972. Take that, shorty!
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973. Okay, we have to get
this in the ground.
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974. But where? There's
no dirt anywhere.
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975. No, Grammy...
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976. Hey, get out of there!
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977. Ah!
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978. Hey!
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979. What?
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980. See, what did I tell you?
Easy. Huh?
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981. Hey, they broke O'Hare's head!
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982. What do you think
you're doing, kid?
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983. Um, I'm looking for a
place to plant a tree.
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984. A real one.
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985. Why would we need a tree?
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986. Exactly.
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987. Oh, man.
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988. Folks...
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989. The last thing you want
around here is trees.
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990. They're filthy!
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991. Spewing that sticky, nasty
sap all over the place.
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992. They bring poisonous
ants and stinging bees.
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993. Hey! Ouch.
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994. Think about the kids.
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995. And, I just thought, you
know, they make leaves!
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996. You know that, right?
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997. Then these leaves,
they just fall.
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998. They just fall
wherever they want!
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999. Come on! We know why you're
really against trees.
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1000. Because they
produce fresh air.
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1001. For free!
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1002. Oh!
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1003. I am wounded! You have lied!
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1004. It is not a lie! It's
called photosynthesis.
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1005. Come on. She's making that up!
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1006. That's a made-up word, people!
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1007. Thneedville is perfect
just the way it is.
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1008. We don't need trees!
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1009. That boy has a seed.
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1010. We need to stop him!
Who's with me? Come on!
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1011. O'Hare is right!
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1012. Seeds will ruin us all!
Stop it!
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1013. Last chance, kid.
Hand it over!
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1014. Where do you think
you're going?
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1015. Come on, let's go!
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1016. Get in, get in!
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1017. Hey!
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1018. Stop that maniac!
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1019. Excuse me, excuse me.
Watch out!
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1020. Ted, you're going
to hit the wall!
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1021. Yeah. I know.
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1022. Wow. Did you see that?
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1023. Who does this kid
think he is, huh?
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1024. I am Ted Wiggins.
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1025. And I speak for the trees.
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1026. And the fact is, things aren't
perfect here in Thneedville.
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1027. And they're only
going to get worse,
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1028. unless we do
something about it,
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1029. unless we change our ways.
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1030. And we can start
by planting this!
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1031. Okay. Come on, now.
Everything is fine.
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1032. Right?
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1033. I say we tell this kid what
we think about that seed!
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1034. People, come on!
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1035. You! Get out there right now
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1036. and get these people on my
side, or else you're fired!
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1037. Go on, tell them
what you think.
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1038. You don't know
me, but my name's Cy
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1039. I'm just the O'Hare
delivery guy.
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1040. But it seems like trees
might be worth a try.
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1041. So I say let it grow.
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1042. My name is Dan.
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1043. And my name's Rose.
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1044. Our son Wesley kind of glows.
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1045. And that's not good,
so we suppose.
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1046. We should let it grow.
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1047. Let it grow, let it grow.
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1048. You can't reap what
you don't sow.
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1049. Plant a seed inside the Earth.
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1050. Just one way to know it's worth.
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1051. Let's celebrate the
world's rebirth.
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1052. We say let it grow.
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1053. My name's Marie,
and I am three!
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1054. I would really
like to see a tree
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1055. I say let it grow
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1056. I'm Grammy Norma I'm old,
and I've got gray hair.
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1057. But I remember when
trees were everywhere.
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1058. And no one had to pay for air.
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1059. So I say let it grow.
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1060. Let it grow, let it grow.
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1061. Like it did so long ago.
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1062. It is just one tiny seed.
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1063. But it's all we really need.
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1064. It's time to change
the life we lead.
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1065. Time to let it grow.
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1066. My name's O'Hare,
I'm one of you
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1067. I live here in
Thneedville, too.
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1068. The things you say
just might be true.
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1069. It could be time to start anew.
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1070. And maybe change
my point of view.
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1071. Nah! I say let it die!
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1072. Let it die, let it die.
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1073. Let it shrivel up and...
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1074. Come on, who's with me?
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1075. Nobody.
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1076. You greedy dirt-bag!
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1077. Let it grow, let it grow.
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1078. Let the love inside you show.
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1079. Plant a seed inside the Earth.
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1080. Just one way to know it's worth.
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1081. Let's celebrate the
world's rebirth.
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1082. We say let it grow.
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1083. Let it grow, let it grow.
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1084. You can't reap what
you don't sow.
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1085. It's just one tiny seed.
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1086. But it's all we really need.
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1087. It's time to banish
all your greed.
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1088. Imagine Thneedville
flowered and treed.
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1089. Let this be our solemn creed.
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1090. Thank you, Ted.
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1091. We say let it grow.
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1092. In Thneedville.
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1093. We say let it grow.
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1094. It's a brand new dawn.
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1095. We say let it grow.
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1096. In Thneedville.
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1097. We say let it grow.
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1098. It's a brand new dawn.
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1099. You done good, Beanpole.
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1100. You done good.
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1101. By the way, nice mustache.
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