1. nails Harrison, and drags him down
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3. Anderson's ninth tackle,
he has two behind the line of scrimmage.
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to the twenty-six.
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5. Stoney Walker's coming in
and Rufus Middleton is going out,
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6. giving Middleton a breather.
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7. Boy, has he been burning up
a few miles today on stadium turf.
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8. Rufus Middleton. All right,
it's second and six on the twenty-six.
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9. Stoney Walker deployed wide right, Larry
Singer left. The line is set. The snap...
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10. How long do we have to keep
watching this crap?
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11. tumbled down
on the twenty-three. A quick trap.
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12. He had room to run except
for that man from Jacksonville,
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13. James Washington La Croix,
who made a good, sure, low tackle,
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14. just as Harrison was about to spurt
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ball game this afternoon...
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17. Victorio covers him there.
Singer left.
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18. It's about time
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19. Harrison and Mancuso
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21. He may have the first down,
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22. Let's see where they mark the ball.
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23. Billy Jacoby and Sonny Anderson again
making the tackle. It's going to be...
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24. Thank God.
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25. That feels so good.
I feel so relaxed.
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26. You know the help is off, Crewe.
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27. The phones are off.
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28. We're all alone.
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29. Let's get it on, honey. Come on.
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30. - Honey.
- What?
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31. Wake up, baby. Come on.
You know it'll be good.
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32. You know how good it is.
Come on, Crewe.
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33. Get off me!
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34. Son of a bitch.
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35. Where are you going?
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36. - Splitting.
- Splitting?
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37. You split when I tell you to split,
you All-American son of a bitch.
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38. Lovely, lovely.
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39. And when you walk out, stay out.
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40. You're too expensive to be useless.
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41. Whore!
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42. - That's exactly what you are, a whore.
- I never looked at it that way before.
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43. Everybody's bought you.
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44. Colleges, the pros, your gamblers.
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45. Who bought those
beautiful caps on your teeth,
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46. the clothes you're wearing
and the bloody tan you've got?
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47. Me!
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48. Have I ever neglected to thank you,
Melissa?
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49. You has-been.
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50. Where're your keys?
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51. If I took everything back... Forget
my keys! You'd be bare-assed naked.
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52. - Where're your goddamn keys?
- Don't touch my keys.
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53. I think the love
has gone out of our relationship.
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54. Bastard.
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55. Don't you take my Masseratti.
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56. I earned it.
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57. I told you not to touch
my goddamn car!
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58. Police.
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59. - Do you have a driver's licence?
- What, are you taking a poll?
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60. Well, look what we got here.
A miniature cop.
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61. Can we see your driver's licence?
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62. What?
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63. Can we see your driver's licence?
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64. See if I can get it out.
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65. It's him all right.
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66. Why'd you dump her car in the Bay?
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67. - What?
- Why'd you dump her car in the Bay?
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68. I couldn't find a car wash.
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69. Step away from the bar.
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70. Mister, step away from the bar!
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71. Don't get pushy, cowboy.
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72. - Turn it around.
- Come on!
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73. - Hold that son of a bitch!
- Damn!
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74. Now we got you
for stealing a car, drunken driving,
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75. drunk in public and resisting arrest.
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76. - Want something else?
- Yeah. I'm going to make you taller.
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77. OK, men, let's go.
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78. Good afternoon.
Where are you from?
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79. - Palm Beach County.
- Thank you, sir. Second door down.
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80. This way, men.
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81. They gave you $10,000
for shaving off your moustache on TV?
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82. How about giving me $5,000 worth?
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83. Coming right off: There's about
twenty-five hundred, three thousand,
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84. four thousand coming up,
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85. five thousand!
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86. - Anything else, sir?
- That's it.
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87. Warden Hazen thinks
you're pretty hot stuff.
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88. But I'm Captain Knauer.
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89. I'm going to spell
things out for you. I run this prison.
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90. He sits there growing old.
I'm out here busting heads.
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91. And I run the football team.
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92. - What football team?
- My football team.
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93. Oh.
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94. Now, Hazen's going to ask you
to help coach.
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95. And you just tell him, "No way".
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96. Know something?
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97. I don't like you.
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98. You understand that?
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99. Oh, yeah.
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100. Attention Cell Block 3 A. Please report
as scheduled to your period assignment,
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101. except for carpentry
and accounting classes.
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102. All men assigned to farm detail will
meet at one o'clock in the Rotunda.
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103. Warden, Captain Knauer's here
with inmate Crewe.
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104. - Send him in.
- Thank you, sir.
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105. - You can go in now.
- Thank you, Miss Toot.
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106. Paul Crewe.
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107. The Wrecking Crewe.
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108. - It's good to have you here.
- Thank you.
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109. Young people can learn a great deal
from a skilful football game.
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110. Offence, defence,
spirit of achievement, teamwork.
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111. You might say...
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112. the game embodies
what has made our country great.
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113. It's a great game.
It's played by great men.
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114. We have something of a football team
here ourselves, you know.
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115. First rank, semi-pro,
South-eastern League.
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116. Runner-up, National Champions,
past five years.
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117. Mister Crewe,
what do you think of semi-pro ball?
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118. Semi-pro's a joke.
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119. Well, perhaps we could use
a few pointers from the big leagues.
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120. Captain, what do you say
to Mister Crewe here looking in,
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121. giving us the benefit
of his invaluable knowledge?
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122. That's a real good idea, Warden.
We could use all the help we can get.
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123. Well?
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124. I haven't held a football in eight
years. I'm not in very good shape.
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125. Nobody's asked you to play,
Mister Crewe.
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126. What we need is a coach. New blood.
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127. New game plan.
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128. Anybody who was pro football's
Most Valuable Player is special,
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129. and I want to have that.
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130. I'm not interested in football anymore.
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131. Mister Crewe, I don't mind saying,
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132. I pulled a lot of strings
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133. I appreciate that.
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134. Look.
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135. What I want is a national title.
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136. If, perchance, you should help us
achieve that goal,
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137. I expect your stay here
with us will be very agreeable.
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138. Well?
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139. I just want to do my time,
then get out of here.
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140. Very well.
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141. All right, I'll turn you over
to the good hands of Captain Knauer.
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142. Swamp reclamation.
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143. Get him out of here.
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144. - Captain.
- Yes, sir.
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145. I'd like a word with you.
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146. For the past five years,
you've promised me the national title,
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147. and every year,
you've come up short.
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148. - I try, sir.
- When I want an answer, I'll indicate.
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149. Yes, sir.
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150. You've asked for bonus money.
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151. Certainly take their football
seriously, don't they?
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152. This year you've asked for new
game uniforms. I've OK'ed them.
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153. Everything you've asked for,
I've given you.
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154. Yes, sir. And I appreciate it, sir.
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155. I want that title.
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156. You'll give me that title,
or you'll be out of a job.
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157. You and all that
over-priced beef you call a team.
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158. We should be
in the Superbowl by now!
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159. I've lost patience! The gravy train is
over! This year you're going to win!
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160. You've lovely hair.
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161. your last chance! Prison is no
different from any other community.
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162. Ever find any spiders in it?
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163. then I haven't done my job.
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164. I'm not being unreasonable, am I?
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165. - No, sir.
- Then you'll give me the title?
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166. - Yes, sir.
- Good!
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167. I want that man out there.
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168. And I want you to make
that son of a bitch enthusiastic!
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169. - Ever do it standing up?
- Let's move it.
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170. - I say forget football, you do it.
- Why are you so mad?
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171. - You better start taking life seriously.
- I did exactly what you told me to do.
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172. Hey, Superstar.
Get a good night's sleep?
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173. Too bad you missed breakfast.
It was yummy!
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174. Gotta get it done.
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175. - This is make-work day.
- What's make-work day?
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176. You shovel it in
and shovel back out again.
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177. Hustle in there now.
Cover that bank.
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178. Get that wheelbarrow, Woody.
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179. Let's go. Single file.
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180. Hang it up, hang it up.
Let's get covered.
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181. All right, let's go. Come on.
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182. Get a shovel.
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185. You ever work with a nigger before?
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186. Get another shovel there, boy.
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187. All right. Let's go.
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188. Heave it up!
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189. - Sitting down, boss?
- Not today, boy.
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190. - Wiping off, boss?
- Not today, boy.
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191. - Rolling one, boss?
- Not yet, boy.
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192. Now you know
how black man's work feels.
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193. How do you like it?
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194. Oh, it sort of grows on you.
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195. No talking there, Granny.
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196. - Yes, boss.
- You'll find yourselves in bad time.
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197. Yes, boss. Sorry about that, boss.
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198. What's he think this is, good time?
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199. Looky, looky, looky,
here comes cooky!
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200. Big deal. Look at him now.
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201. How do you like them apples,
Superstar?
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202. Move the line.
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203. Real friendly types
you got around here.
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204. - Might be your own fault.
- Oh, really?
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205. Most of these old boys have nothing.
Never had nothing to start with.
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206. But you, you had it all.
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207. Then you let your team-mates down,
got caught taking bribes.
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208. - I did, did I?
- I ain't saying either way.
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209. I'm just saying
you could've robbed banks, sold dope,
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210. stole your grandmother's pension,
and none of us would've minded.
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211. But shaving points off a football game,
that's un-American.
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212. You take football
real serious down here.
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213. - Mind if I ask you one question?
- Yeah, I do.
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214. Why'd you do it?
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215. - It's a long story.
- Well, I got eight years.
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216. Oh, my God.
What the hell is that?
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217. That's a member
of the warden's football team.
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218. Some of these guards are not
just everyday run-of-the-mill guards.
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219. Crewe! Granville! Front and centre.
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220. What now?
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221. That means we don't get
to finish this delicious lunch.
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222. What's he looking for?
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223. Snakes.
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224. - Snakes?
- Yeah.
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225. Take five!
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226. - Rolling one, boss?
- Not today, boy.
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227. Jeez!
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228. - Terrific.
- Football faggot!
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229. - Salt pill up here, boss?
- Go get it, boy.
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Pop?
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231. Thirty-four years.
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232. - Thirty-four years?
- Yep.
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233. Last six and a half
right here in the swamp.
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234. Too old for reclamation,
so they made me barracks chief.
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235. Aren't you coming up
for parole soon?
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236. Thirty years ago, I made the mistake
of slugging a fish bull. Hazen.
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237. Just my luck he made warden.
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238. Sent me out here when I was 64 to die,
but I've been hanging on.
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239. We'll all be in the same place a thousand
years from now, so what the hell.
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240. Yeah. What the hell.
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241. All right, you assholes.
Back to work.
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Move your ass.
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244. No, no, son.
You've got to get off the bunk.
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245. Man, for God's sake, get up.
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247. Listen to me. Nobody's allowed on the
bunks till five minutes before lights out.
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248. They'll put you in the oven.
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249. Man, that can kill you.
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250. Did you have any supper yet?
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251. No.
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252. Later I'll try to get you some chow.
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253. You got to eat, man,
or you'll die of mono.
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254. And they could care less.
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255. - Get off me!
- Hey, watch it, man!
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256. Where the hell you going?
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257. Twinkle, twinkle, little Superstar.
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258. - Guard.
- Yeah?
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259. I want to see the warden.
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260. Pass the salt.
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261. Boy.
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263. Go, baby!
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264. That's going to get you
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265. I quit.
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267. I don't know. It just comes natural.
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268. That'll cost you, boy.
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270. Rise and shine.
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272. Pretty gamey.
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273. Shower and put on some clean whites.
The warden wants to see you.
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274. - The warden?
- Get on down there.
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276. - What do you think of my team?
- Mean.
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277. Crude, but mean.
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278. I was depending on you, you know.
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279. Well, there's so little time left now,
it's quite a problem.
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before that first game.
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281. - You have to win the first game?
- Right.
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283. Yeah. Get yourself a tune-up game,
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285. A tune-up game, like the pros have,
with a hungry team not in your league.
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286. You bring them here
and kick the shit out of them.
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we'd do against the pros?
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289. - That team against the pros?
- Yeah.
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291. Well, how do you think
we'd do against the cons?
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292. - I didn't know they had a team.
- They don't.
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294. I've decided, Mister Crewe, that
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295. For that little tune-up game, you know?
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296. And you're going to play quarterback.
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297. I can't.
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298. Why? They're semi-pro,
you said yourself. A big joke.
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299. That's why people like me around,
my sense of humour.
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300. Mister Crewe,
as old Mister Sam used to say,
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301. "In this institution,
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302. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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303. I'm just going to do what's left
of my eighteen months quietly,
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304. and I'm out of here.
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305. Oh, yes. Eighteen months.
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307. That was before you struck
Captain Knauer.
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308. Your basic sentence
is from two to five years.
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309. You could be here a long time.
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310. If I get this team together, how long
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311. Four weeks.
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312. - We're talking about early parole?
- I believe we are.
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315. - I'll play.
- Sir.
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317. History. I read you
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322. I'll give you a game.
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324. "Anyone with any experience
or desire. Prison football team sign-up".
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- No!
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326. - Maybe I'll get annihilated. Forget it.
- He's right.
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328. Here's how I look at it.
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329. Suppose you break your leg
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330. That's six weeks easy time in
the hospital. That's biscuits and gravy.
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331. Tell me something.
Would they let me play tackle?
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332. Sure.
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directly into Walking Boss's eyes?
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334. - Now you got it.
- I've always had a thing for him.
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always had a thing for you.
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336. Hold it! Don't you guys know
a good thing when you see it?
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337. You get a free crack at the guards,
even a chance to kill one.
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338. - Legal!
- Bullshit! I ain't signing that damn thing.
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339. Come on, everybody.
When Rotka's right, he's right.
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340. This honky golden boy sold out
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342. - Did it once, he'll do it again.
- Right.
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- Yeah?
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346. Yeah. You'll never put
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I'm Nate Scarboro.
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349. - Nate Scarboro, Giants?
- Yeah.
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- Thank you.
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351. - I'm Paul Crewe.
- Yeah, I know.
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352. - You made All Pro, didn't you?
- Right.
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353. - Why'd you quit?
- It was simple.
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Too many knee operations.
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356. Maybe I made the wrong choice.
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357. You got about 15 guys worth a damn.
The rest... How long did Hazen give you?
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358. - A month.
- Oh, you bought a bill of goods!
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361. There are at least 15 here with
enough experience to make this club.
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362. None signed up.
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363. I played eleven years in
the league, never even got a hangnail.
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365. I'm getting the biggest guys I can
and surrounding myself.
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366. I've watched the guards play
for eleven years.
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and why they lost.
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368. I know those bums
better than they know themselves.
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369. You just got yourself a job.
Head coach.
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370. Great bunch of guys you got.
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371. "Strangled both wives with panty hose".
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including body dismemberment".
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373. "Hacked mother with meat cleaver".
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374. Charming.
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375. Double-check the ones with two stars.
They're the most violent.
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377. Damn it, Warden,
I think this game's a big mistake.
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378. Captain, not only will you have the
chance to hone our team to a fine edge,
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383. and in total command?
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384. Because you've got fifteen gun turrets
all around you that say you can.
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386. They could grab us right now
and slit our throats, but they don't.
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387. We get the right person, right place,
right time, we can surprise them.
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388. One game, one time. We can do it.
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Time's almost up.
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391. You better hurry up.
What have you got for me, Sunshine?
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392. I can get you steroids, vitamins,
greenies, anything you want.
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393. I'm the best hustler in the joint.
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397. - What more can I tell you?
- Oh, yeah?
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the guards' medical files?
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399. - What for?
- To find out who's had broken bones.
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You'll love him.
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- That's him.
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How'd you like to play some football?
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405. You mean, we'd really
get to hit the guards?
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406. You like that, Sonny?
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407. Report to the practice field
tomorrow morning, nine o'clock.
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408. Cool it!
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409. - What's his name?
- Indian.
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410. - That makes sense.
- Now, don't do any ethnic jokes.
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411. - Indian, this is Paul Crewe.
- Hi.
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412. I hear you play some football.
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413. - Little bit.
- Where?
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414. - Oklahoma State.
- Oklahoma State U?
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415. - Prison.
- Yeah.
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416. First, we get you out of here
and on the football team.
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417. How?
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418. Well, we'll work on it.
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419. That pretty heavy?
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420. About 400 pounds.
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421. That's pretty heavy.
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422. George Samson Granada.
Mister Florida 1964.
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423. Paul Crewe.
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424. - You know Florida?
- Yeah.
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425. Yeah, they got tough cops here.
Small, but tough.
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426. We're getting up a football game
against the guards.
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427. Wondered if you and some of your
buddies here would like to join in.
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428. With the guards?
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429. I'd like that.
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430. - Sign him up.
- I'm way ahead of you.
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431. - See you around.
- Look forward to it.
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432. Samson, huh?
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433. - Samson.
- Don't cut your hair.
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434. What do you think?
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435. Defensively, we can hold them
to two or three touchdowns.
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436. But we need better pass receiving
and more speed to win.
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437. To win?
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438. I'm just talking about surviving.
Who's talking about winning?
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439. So am I. This isn't just
a football game to the warden.
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440. He shows you and this team up,
he's showing up all the prisoners.
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441. It's just a game.
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442. All I want is to survive it.
It's just a game.
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443. Not to him it isn't.
It's a fear and violence philosophy:
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444. A chance to be free
for a few hours,
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445. to try and be men again,
so he can destroy us.
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446. Nate, if you're thinking
about winning the game,
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447. you're as crazy as he is.
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448. Maybe so.
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449. But you spend 14 years in this tank
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450. and you realise there's only two things
they can't sweat or beat out of you.
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451. Your balls.
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452. Better hang onto them because they're
all you'll have when you get out.
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453. - Goodnight, Nate.
- Goodnight.
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454. Use of toilet facilities is suspended
for two hours until repairs are complete.
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455. Sorry, men.
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456. - Mace.
- Yeah.
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457. Follow my lead.
We're going to do this sucker.
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458. Yeah, we got a line-up, we'd jam him.
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459. Yeah, let's go
see what this boy wants.
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460. Pretty boy, we know what you want.
We don't play no ball.
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461. - Figured you did.
- We do but we don't.
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462. There it is.
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463. - Weren't you two drafted by the pros?
- The pros.
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464. I understand that, but we no longer
perform for the honkies' amusement.
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465. Hey, man, I'll play.
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466. But guarantee me that I'll start.
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467. - You got it.
- All right.
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468. What's wrong with you, nigger?
We don't fuck with them.
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469. - I'm going to play football.
- But not with them honkies.
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470. You better leave. We'll talk later.
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471. Yeah, leave. You look better
going than you did coming, anyway.
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472. What's wrong with you?
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473. I'm going to play football.
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474. - Look, brother...
- I ain't your goddamn brother.
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475. You know what, Granville? You're nothing
but a big old dumb stupid fool.
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476. Makes more sense for me to be
busting their heads, than busting yours.
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477. Oh, nigger, please. Shit.
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478. Where are they?
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479. They're not due for another
five minutes. What's the matter?
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480. We're in big trouble.
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481. I don't even know if these clowns
played high school football,
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482. and we're playing a semi-pro team.
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483. Plus, I haven't touched
a ball in seven years.
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484. Don't worry.
Once you've got it, you've got it.
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485. Throw one at that tyre over there.
It's just like making love.
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486. Once you've done it,
you never forget how.
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487. See?
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488. All right, men. We're not going to have
time to run any complicated patterns.
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489. So we're going to concentrate
on the basic plays.
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490. But we might learn a few "specialty
plays", if you know what I mean.
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491. Naturally, we're going to try to get
away with as much as possible.
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492. My executive assistant, Mr Nate
Scarboro, will be more than happy
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493. to show you just exactly how much
you can try to get away with.
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494. The one thing that you're going to have
to remember, the most important factor,
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495. is to protect your quarterback, me.
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496. Wait a minute. That's no bullshit.
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497. If anything happens to me,
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498. if I get hurt, we're going to have to live
with the fact that we had one chance,
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499. one chance in a million,
to humiliate those bastards,
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500. and we blew it.
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501. - Is that clear?
- Yeah!
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502. All right.
We're going to hurt them, right?
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503. Right!
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504. All right. We're going to kick
the shit out of them, right?
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505. - Right!
- What?
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506. Right!
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507. Right, right, all right!
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508. Now, backs and ends come with me,
the rest stay here.
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509. OK, linemen. Come on, linemen.
Come on out here.
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510. - What's the agility rating?
- Maximum is 10.
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511. All right, just hit the holes, I don't
want to hear you hit any rubber.
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512. Knees high!
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513. Come on, let's go, let's go...
That's a two.
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514. Let's go! Very good! Knees high!
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515. Seven.
Let's go! Hubba, hubba! Knees high!
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516. OK, let's move over
to the blocking dummies.
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517. Come on, Sonny. Sonny, over here.
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518. All right, Granny.
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519. - What do I give Granny?
- Six.
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520. Seven.
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521. - Would that be a ten?
- That's a ten.
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522. All right. I want
to see you really hit.
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523. On three. Hut one.
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524. Hut two. Hut three!
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525. All right.
Let's protect the passer this time.
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526. Good idea!
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527. Set!
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528. Hut one. Hut two. Hut three!
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529. - Sorry, man.
- Nice tackle.
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530. Hey, Coach.
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531. Where are all those
specialists you promised me?
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532. Jesus Christ!
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533. There he is, Connie Shokner.
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534. The very baddest cat in the joint.
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535. Even the guards are terrified of him.
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536. He killed five people on the outside
and two in here, with his bare hands.
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537. That karate's bad.
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538. - That's before he learned karate.
- Oh.
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539. What's he doing now?
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540. Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.
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541. Paul. Paul.
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542. - I smell a rat.
- Hello, Unger.
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543. Paul.
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544. I've got something
important to ask you.
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545. I want to be manager.
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546. - Caretaker's manager.
- I'm better than him. Let me prove it.
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547. - Beat it, Unger.
- Fuck off!
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548. Paul, why don't you like me?
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549. I'm crazy about you.
I think you're terrific.
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550. Friendship is something that
should never be taken lightly, Paul.
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551. I really want people to like me,
but they never do.
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552. I'd like very much
to be your friend, Paul.
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553. Well, it would be an honour
and a privilege, Unger.
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554. Now, if you'll just excuse me.
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555. Paul.
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556. You sure about that?
I can't be manager?
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557. Caretaker's manager.
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558. If I'd have only found you sooner,
you know?
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559. Good thing he loves you. He burnt
to death five people he didn't like.
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560. Putty in my hands.
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561. Come out, boy. Come out.
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562. Hello, Mister Shokner.
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563. - Know how to play football?
- Yeah.
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564. Good. Would you like to play football
with us inmates?
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565. - No.
- Oh.
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566. We're playing the guards.
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567. Yeah. I want to play.
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568. He wants to play.
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569. Thank you, Mister Shokner.
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570. Now, remember,
nobody hits the quarterback.
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571. Blue 28!
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572. Set! Hut!
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573. He broke my fucking nose!
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574. You bastard,
you broke my fucking nose!
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575. Calm down. I'll fix it.
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576. I don't want to play this game.
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577. - He broke my nose.
- I'm going to fix it, OK? Here we go.
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578. - How does it look?
- It looks 100% better, doesn't it?
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579. - 100%.
- It does?
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580. Yeah.
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581. - He did that on purpose.
- No, he didn't.
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582. - Yes, he did.
- Tell him you...
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583. Tell him you're sorry.
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584. Please.
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585. OK. I'm sorry.
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586. OK, everybody.
Huddle up, let's go.
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587. He said sorry.
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588. - Bullshit!
- He said he was sorry.
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589. You dumb pussy!
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590. - Try it again.
- Three, twenty-five, hut, hut!
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591. All right.
What about the rest of the team?
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592. Outside of Crewe, the only one
who looks like anything is Granville.
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593. - Granville could give you real trouble.
- All right, that's all.
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594. - Well?
- It's going to be a turkey shoot.
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595. He's right, sir.
We're going to destroy 'em.
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596. It's a cinch, boss. A cinch.
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597. Cinch.
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598. Destroy 'em.
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599. Too cute.
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600. That's what you said last year before
we lost to Endicott Steel, remember?
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601. There's no sense us taking any chances,
letting ourselves get hurt.
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602. - So see what we can do about Granville.
- Yes, sir.
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603. Granville, get your ass over here.
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604. Yes, sir, Lieutenant.
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605. What the hell
you think you're doing, boy?
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606. You pick that up.
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607. Yes, sir.
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608. What is your problem, fat man?
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609. Know why you spades always
calling each other "brother"?
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610. No, sir.
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611. 'Cause half of you don't know who your
daddy is, so you might be brothers.
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612. Yes, sir, Lieutenant.
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613. - You think that's funny?
- Yes, sir.
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614. You want to hit me, don't you?
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615. No, sir, Lieutenant.
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616. You're too ignorant to know when a man's
calling you a stupid, uneducated nigger.
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617. Yes, sir, Lieutenant.
May I go now, sir?
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618. Yeah, get out of my sight.
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619. Blue 48!
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620. Blue 48!
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621. Set!
Hut one!
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622. Shit.
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623. Hey, lightweight.
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624. What the hell is this?
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625. Here come the rain-clouds.
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626. What do they want?
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627. Granny tells us you need a little help.
Says you can guarantee no work detail.
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628. - Yeah.
- Guarantee special food like Granny gets?
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629. Yeah.
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630. We get to hit those guards
like Granny said?
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631. You get to hit 'em.
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632. What else can we offer them?
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633. having a Geneva conference
about playing with us.
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634. What is this bullshit?
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635. Well, Mister Crewe.
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636. We've come to terms.
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637. Compliments from
the Greater Chicago Youth Authority.
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638. There goes the neighbourhood.
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639. You wanted to see me?
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640. Yes, sir.
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641. especially Unger.
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642. - Unger?
- Yes.
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643. Unger has a direct pipeline
to Captain Knauer.
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644. It's impossible for me to have
a secret practice while Unger's around.
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645. I'm supposed
to reschedule the yard activities
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646. for three uninterrupted hours
of secret practice?
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647. - That right?
- Yes, sir. Right.
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648. And you will talk to Captain Knauer?
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649. - I'll speak to the captain on matters.
- Thank you, sir.
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650. Mister Crewe.
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651. Just what is it you
have up your sleeve?
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652. I'm just trying to give you
a football team, Warden.
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653. And along the way, maybe give the men
some pride and some dignity.
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654. Of course, only for a little while.
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655. I know you've got something more
bouncing around inside that head of yours.
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656. You want a game, right?
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657. My men don't have a chance in hell
of winning that game.
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658. You know it, I know it,
I just don't want them to know it.
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659. OK?
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660. Man! I ain't had steak
like this in five years!
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661. I ain't eaten inside in six!
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662. What have you done for me lately?
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663. Today may be the high point
of a long and colourful career.
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664. Three, count 'em,
three gigantic rip-offs.
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665. First, I've got a box of brand new
equipment waiting to be stashed.
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666. - Compliments of Captain Knauer?
- No less.
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667. And the piece de resistance:
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668. How would you like actual game films
of the guardsmen in action?
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669. - Can you do that?
- Warden's own home movies.
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670. Caretaker, you never cease
to amaze me.
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671. Never. But you said
three gigantic rip-offs.
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672. That's only two.
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673. - You don't want to ruin the surprise.
- Surprise?
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674. - There's one thing.
- What?
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675. You're going to have to perform
a personal service.
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676. What kind of personal service?
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677. The warden's expecting you.
Won't you come this way.
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678. - Thank you, Captain.
- Thank you.
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679. I'm glad you're not in the swamp
anymore. That can ruin a man.
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680. Sure can.
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681. We don't have a great deal of time.
We have 15 minutes.
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682. - The game films.
- Thank you. That's terrific.
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683. Like I said, we only have 15 minutes.
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684. Uh-uh. Won't go over the cuffs.
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685. You do this very often?
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686. I'm as far from Tallahassee
as you are, honey.
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687. Shokner.
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688. - Shokner.
- Yep.
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689. Hit him high like that,
he'll break your back.
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690. Breaks your back, he's going
to break the Superstar's back.
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691. Don't worry about him. I'll get
that son of a bitch with an empi.
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692. Kiai!
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693. - Ready! Set!
- Kiai!
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694. - Ready! Set!
- Kiai!
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695. Take this bandage,
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696. dip it into the plaster of Paris,
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697. wrap it around the cast,
and in 15 minutes it's hard as rock.
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698. - Got it?
- Got it.
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699. - This is a picture of Walking Boss.
- Yeah!
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700. He once broke his right thigh-bone,
maybe you can clip it.
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701. - We'll break it again!
- Got it?
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702. - Got it!
- All right. We can do it!
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703. Gentlemen, what we have here,
in common parlance,
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704. is known as a set of brass knuckles.
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705. temporary disabilities.
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706. Balls. Gut. Ribs.
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707. - You got it?
- Got it!
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708. the ball is snapped,
you go into your opponent,
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709. blocking him with your left arm
and bring this hand up into his chin,
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710. and I'll guarantee he'll be incapacitated
for the next several moments.
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711. - Got it?
- Got it!
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712. All right. Here's the play
we're going to use.
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713. I don't think the guards
know this formation.
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714. It's called "Incidental punishment
after the ball is blown dead".
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715. Any man you tackle gets an extra elbow,
knee, or kick in the mouth. Got it?
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716. Got it!
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717. I am, without a doubt,
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718. the finest maker of raisin jack
in the entire joint.
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719. I'm going to call this batch
"Old Caretaker".
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720. Do you always keep it in there?
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721. Well, it seems like a logical place.
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722. - Listen...
- It does get to you.
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723. you and me are buddies, ain't we?
I got you laid.
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724. I got you the game film. I got you all
them monsters. I'm getting you drunk.
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725. Yes, you are.
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726. - There's one thing still bothers me.
- What's that?
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727. Why'd you shave them points?
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728. I told you, for the money.
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729. No, no. Come on.
Give me the real reason.
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730. You really want to know, huh?
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731. I never gave a shit about football,
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732. or anything else.
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733. The only thing
I ever cared about's my old man.
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734. My old man was blind,
never saw me play.
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735. Shit, I've been a professional
ever since I was 12 years old.
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736. Hustling nickels and
dimes playing pool.
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737. Didn't make enough money
to take care of him.
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738. And I figured when I got to pro ball,
I'd make one big killing.
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739. One big one.
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740. Make enough money to set him up,
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741. take care of him the rest of his life.
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742. Then the son of a bitch died.
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743. Do you buy that?
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744. Well, that's good
because it's bullshit.
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745. Why do you think I shaved points?
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746. For the money.
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747. One minute to lock-up. One minute.
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748. Know what my problem's
always been?
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749. No, what?
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