1. Go get 'em, Petey!Copy !req
2. Petey! What's up, pup?Copy !req
3. — Get it, Stymie, get it!Copy !req
4. Hey, where's your mitt?Copy !req
5. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
6. All right! Good catch!Copy !req
7. Hello, Petey.Copy !req
8. Be back later, Mom!Copy !req
9. - Got anything, Porky? - Not a bite, Buckwheat.Copy !req
10. Hmm.Copy !req
11. - I got something! I got something! - Me too! A big fat one!Copy !req
12. Whoa!Copy !req
13. Whoo!Copy !req
14. Whoa!Copy !req
15. Whoa!Copy !req
16. Yo, Petey, come here!Copy !req
17. - Thanks, Petey! - Whoa!Copy !req
18. Hey, Porky, look! A note.Copy !req
19. What's it say?Copy !req
20. We gotta learn to read.Copy !req
21. You're okay.Copy !req
22. You're okay. You're all right.Copy !req
23. Go on in. You're okay.Copy !req
24. Go on in. What's the "high" sign?Copy !req
25. Go on in.Copy !req
26. You're okay. Wrong sign, Porky.Copy !req
27. Okay, go on in.Copy !req
28. — You're okay, Elmer.Copy !req
29. You little creep.Copy !req
30. Sit down!Copy !req
31. Gentlemen and gentlemen, I give you our president, Spanky.Copy !req
32. Hi, Spanky!Copy !req
33. How's it goin', Spanky?Copy !req
34. Nice to see ya, Spanky.Copy !req
35. Hey, Spanky, what's up? How are ya?Copy !req
36. Good to see ya.Copy !req
37. Your fly's undone.Copy !req
38. Welcome! All right, Spanky!Copy !req
39. Hey, Spanky! All raise your right hand.Copy !req
40. Your other right hand.Copy !req
41. - I, - I,Copy !req
42. Stymie, Stymie,Copy !req
43. member in good standing of the He-Man Woman-Haters Club,Copy !req
44. member in good standing of the He-Man...Copy !req
45. Woman-Haters Club,Copy !req
46. do solemnly swear to be a He-Man and hate women and not play with them...Copy !req
47. or talk to them unless I have to, and especially never fall in love.Copy !req
48. If I do, may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours...Copy !req
49. or until I scream bloody murder.Copy !req
50. - do solemnly swear to be a He-Man... -Copy !req
51. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim?Copy !req
52. Yeah, Butch.Copy !req
53. What are we thinkin'?Copy !req
54. How much fun it's gonna be to stomp those guys in the race.Copy !req
55. painfully... and suffer for hours...Copy !req
56. bloody murder!Copy !req
57. - Ready to take down the minutes, Uh-huh? - Uh-huh.Copy !req
58. As you know, today I called...Copy !req
59. an emergency meeting for a very important reason.Copy !req
60. But first, any good stories?Copy !req
61. - Me! - Buckwheat.Copy !req
62. Yeah! This morning my sister left the toilet seat down. Eww!Copy !req
63. - Women make men miserable. - Froggy.Copy !req
64. - Yeah, there's this girl who moved in across the street, - Eww!Copy !req
65. - and she came over 'cause she wanted to play. - Eww!Copy !req
66. - But don't worry, I got back at her. - What'd you do?Copy !req
67. What'd you do? — I whipped out my lizard.Copy !req
68. Hmmph!Copy !req
69. Yea!Copy !req
70. Good job, Frogman.Copy !req
71. - Are you gettin' this, Uh-Huh? - Uh-huh.Copy !req
72. All right, men, let's talk about the pride of our club, the Blur.Copy !req
73. The Blur has never been beaten,Copy !req
74. since the beginning of time, five years.Copy !req
75. This Sunday, we defend our honor,Copy !req
76. our undefeated streak and our trophy.Copy !req
77. Best of all, this year's trophy...Copy !req
78. will be presented by none other than the famous...Copy !req
79. Indy race car driver...Copy !req
80. A.J. Ferguson.Copy !req
81. Wow! He's the best driver in the whole world!Copy !req
82. Men, can I have an "Azuga"? Azuga!Copy !req
83. Azuga! Azuga! Azuga! Azuga!Copy !req
84. - Hey, nice "Azuga's. -Copy !req
85. And now the reason for the emergency meeting:Copy !req
86. the choosing of the driver!Copy !req
87. Yea!Copy !req
88. Our driver should be a man who's all He-Man.Copy !req
89. A He-Man so manly...Copy !req
90. that if he fell off a building, he'd go out of his way to land on a girl.Copy !req
91. — Gentlemen, this year...Copy !req
92. our driver's name is...Copy !req
93. — none other than my lifelong chum,Copy !req
94. - my best buddy in the whole wide world, -Copy !req
95. the one and only Alfalfa!Copy !req
96. - Yea! - Otay! -Copy !req
97. Say... where the heck is Alfalfa?Copy !req
98. There he is, you guys! Come on! He's with a girl.Copy !req
99. Quiet, Petey.Copy !req
100. They're together. Oh, no!Copy !req
101. This is awful.Copy !req
102. Buckwheat, hand me your fishin' pole.Copy !req
103. Oh, Darla, we're two hearts with but one beat.Copy !req
104. Two brains with but one thought.Copy !req
105. Two souls with but one...Copy !req
106. shoe.Copy !req
107. Then how can you belong to that silly Woman-Haters Club?Copy !req
108. You know, I'm a woman.Copy !req
109. Sort of. Let me tell ya something, Darla.Copy !req
110. I'm not like those guys.Copy !req
111. I'm a sensitive male.Copy !req
112. Eww! I'm into sharing, caring,Copy !req
113. feeling and healing.Copy !req
114. I'm in touch with my feminine side. How nice.Copy !req
115. It's worse than I thought.Copy !req
116. You know, the big talent show at the fair is coming up,Copy !req
117. and I was wondering if maybe you'd like to sing with me.Copy !req
118. You mean it? I'd be honored.Copy !req
119. Hey, I've got an idea. Let me take you on a picnic tomorrow.Copy !req
120. - Excuse me? - The way you feed my soul,Copy !req
121. I can...Copy !req
122. feed your face.Copy !req
123. Cool! And to prove you're proud of me,Copy !req
124. why don't we have our picnic in your clubhouse?Copy !req
125. No!Copy !req
126. Tomorrow? Tomorrow?Copy !req
127. Swimming day. Sure!Copy !req
128. Oh, Alfalfa!Copy !req
129. - You're a sweetie poo! - Blech!Copy !req
130. All right, Woim, ready for the test run? Ready, Butch!Copy !req
131. Look! There goes our bumper!Copy !req
132. All this work for nothing.Copy !req
133. Everything's workin' out perfectly.Copy !req
134. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm at home with a toothache.Copy !req
135. Nothing can possibly go wrong.Copy !req
136. - Hiya, Butch. - Shut up!Copy !req
137. When's the last time we beat you up?Copy !req
138. Let's see. Today's the 10th.Copy !req
139. Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.Copy !req
140. It's not a leap year.Copy !req
141. - Y-Yesterday. - You're due!Copy !req
142. Look!Copy !req
143. I don't see nothin'! Come on, you doink!Copy !req
144. Let's go! He can't run very fast.Copy !req
145. Come back here, you ugly little squid! No!Copy !req
146. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
147. Oh! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
148. Whoa!Copy !req
149. Aah! Help! Whoa!Copy !req
150. Yech!Copy !req
151. I've come a-courtin'.Copy !req
152. — These are for you.Copy !req
153. — Fifi!Copy !req
154. Good doggie.Copy !req
155. I hope Fifi didn't startle you. She's so playful.Copy !req
156. Forgive my effrontery,Copy !req
157. but you, Miss, are a rare rose in a garden of weeds.Copy !req
158. You have the sophistication of a woman of 12.Copy !req
159. My name is Waldo Aloysius Johnston III.Copy !req
160. - I'm Alfalfa! - Yes, I'm sure you are.Copy !req
161. - And I'm Darla. - We just moved into town.Copy !req
162. My father bought the oil refinery.Copy !req
163. - That explains why you're so refined. - Yeah, and so oily!Copy !req
164. Watch it, bud.Copy !req
165. — I hope to see you again soon.Copy !req
166. That could be arranged. I'll be appearing in the talent show.Copy !req
167. Yeah, the two of us...Copy !req
168. will both be singing a duet... together.Copy !req
169. - How redundant. - Thank you.Copy !req
170. Well, I shall be going now.Copy !req
171. - Whoa! -Copy !req
172. What a hunk!Copy !req
173. He's smoother than a baby's bottom.Copy !req
174. And he smells better too!Copy !req
175. Oh, you're so nice for bringing me here.Copy !req
176. I can't see. Move over.Copy !req
177. A candlelit lunch! I'm dazzled.Copy !req
178. Excuse me.Copy !req
179. - I seem to have a little.. fahrvergnugen. -Copy !req
180. Uh... no problem.Copy !req
181. - Grape soda? - Yes, please.Copy !req
182. To us.Copy !req
183. Mmm.Copy !req
184. Ugh!Copy !req
185. Ugh. This tastes like somebody...Copy !req
186. poured it through a old boot.Copy !req
187. Actually, it's a sneaker.Copy !req
188. Must've been a bad year.Copy !req
189. Maybe we should strap on the old feed bag.Copy !req
190. Which sandwich did I bring? This one.Copy !req
191. Why don't we swap? What's yours is mine,Copy !req
192. and what's mine is ours.Copy !req
193. You know just what to say to take a girl's breath away.Copy !req
194. This'll take her breath away.Copy !req
195. Porky, you sure know how to make a "sand wich."Copy !req
196. That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.Copy !req
197. Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.Copy !req
198. You made a delicious sandwich.Copy !req
199. - So did you. -Copy !req
200. Very crunchy.Copy !req
201. Maybe we should move on to...Copy !req
202. dessert.Copy !req
203. It's a surprise.Copy !req
204. It's beautiful!Copy !req
205. I had to eat six boxes of Cracker Jacks to find it.Copy !req
206. It's a symbol of my undying affliction for you.Copy !req
207. I love diamonds!Copy !req
208. I was wrong about you. You're not embarrassed by the woman you love.Copy !req
209. Darla,Copy !req
210. would you think me forward if I asked you for a...Copy !req
211. a big wet one?Copy !req
212. - What? - A kiss?Copy !req
213. Okay.Copy !req
214. Oh, man! Gross!Copy !req
215. I can't take it anymore. Get outta there!Copy !req
216. Open up!Copy !req
217. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Why, thank you, Alfalfa.Copy !req
218. Alfalfa, open this door!Copy !req
219. - Open up! - In my hurry to eat, I forgot to give you the tour.Copy !req
220. Here's the wall, here's the other wall and...Copy !req
221. here's our closet.Copy !req
222. - Have you lost your mind? - Do you wanna go in there?Copy !req
223. Just as I thought. You are ashamed of me. I'm not ashamed of you.Copy !req
224. I'm proud of you. I just don't want anybody to see you. Open up!Copy !req
225. Well, that does it, mister. I'm out of here! two,Copy !req
226. three!Copy !req
227. — It's about time.Copy !req
228. Hiya, guys! You're back early.Copy !req
229. How's the toothache, bub?Copy !req
230. Yeah! Dentist pulled my wisdom teeth.Copy !req
231. So that explains why you're acting so stupid.Copy !req
232. Well, we're going inside.Copy !req
233. No, you're not! It's such a nice day outside, isn't it?Copy !req
234. Nothin's going on in there.Copy !req
235. - Hey, what's that noise? - Whoa!Copy !req
236. Darla!Copy !req
237. — Fire! Fire!Copy !req
238. - You two, call the fire department. - Yes, sir!Copy !req
239. Ready! Fire!Copy !req
240. We're gonna need some more help. Get more people.Copy !req
241. Put some more in the bucket.Copy !req
242. Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?Copy !req
243. How do I know?Copy !req
244. Let's go!Copy !req
245. If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.Copy !req
246. Here's the hose. Turn it on when I tell you. Uh-huh.Copy !req
247. Spanky, over here!Copy !req
248. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
249. Go! Faster! Go even faster!Copy !req
250. Wow! That is fast.Copy !req
251. Hey, beat it, pal!Copy !req
252. Stymie, let 'er rip!Copy !req
253. Whoa!Copy !req
254. - Wow! - Whoa!Copy !req
255. — Whoa!Copy !req
256. Whoa!Copy !req
257. I'm never gonna speak to you as long as I live.Copy !req
258. Tell him when he comes to, guys.Copy !req
259. Good-bye! Excuse me!Copy !req
260. Hi, Darla. I thought that was you.Copy !req
261. How about a ride in my father's Bentley? Bye!Copy !req
262. And then, over a Belgian croissant,Copy !req
263. we might talk about performing in the talent show together.Copy !req
264. Sounds great! I had a hard day.Copy !req
265. The clubhouse is fried crispy.Copy !req
266. Our lives are over.Copy !req
267. And it's all your fault!Copy !req
268. That's right. It sure is.Copy !req
269. All rise for Judge Spanky.Copy !req
270. I think Spanky's gonna find him guilty.Copy !req
271. — How do you plead?Copy !req
272. Like this.Copy !req
273. Please, oh, please, have mercy, please!Copy !req
274. Hmm! Pretty good pleading.Copy !req
275. Hmmm. Would you like to make a statement?Copy !req
276. Just that...Copy !req
277. I never knew likin' a girl could lead to all this.Copy !req
278. - Mm-mm-mm. - I let my pals down, I let the club down...Copy !req
279. and I let my best friend down.Copy !req
280. Alfalfa Switzer, I hereby sentence you...Copy !req
281. to execution... at dawn!Copy !req
282. - Yes! - Uh-huh! -Copy !req
283. Your Honor, may I suggest...Copy !req
284. this court rules he be put on probation.Copy !req
285. As terms of the probation, he alone will be responsible for guarding the go-cart.Copy !req
286. Day and night.Copy !req
287. Uh, uh—Copy !req
288. - Court agrees. - Ya mean ya want me to spend the night here?Copy !req
289. All alone? Out in the open? —Copy !req
290. - Well, what about the wild dingoes? - Deal with it.Copy !req
291. As another term of his probation,Copy !req
292. that he may never again talk to, see or even think about Darla,Copy !req
293. or else.Copy !req
294. Yeah!Copy !req
295. And I'm makin' it my own personal business to see that you don't.Copy !req
296. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
297. Oh!Copy !req
298. You are so beautiful to me.Copy !req
299. I love you, Alfalfa.Copy !req
300. I want to die in your arms.Copy !req
301. You do? Of course, not right away.Copy !req
302. - March! March! - I'm off to join Sir Spankus.Copy !req
303. How's the toothache, bub?Copy !req
304. But you're my boy-toy! I won't let you go!Copy !req
305. - You must choose between us. - Uh... uh...Copy !req
306. - Yeah, you must choose between us. - Sir Alfalfa, haul butt!Copy !req
307. Maybe this will help you make up your mind.Copy !req
308. Tell me you'll never leave me. I'll never leave you.Copy !req
309. That's it, traitor! We must slay you...Copy !req
310. before your forbidden love...Copy !req
311. destroys our manly bond.Copy !req
312. Choose or die! Choose or die!Copy !req
313. Choose or die! Choose or die!Copy !req
314. Choose or die! Choose or die!Copy !req
315. Choose or die! Choose or die!Copy !req
316. Choose or die! Choose or die!Copy !req
317. Ease up, pal.Copy !req
318. - It's just us. - We came to keep you company.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. Well, why am I soakin' wet?Copy !req
321. Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.Copy !req
322. — There's just a hole in the tent.Copy !req
323. — Whoo!Copy !req
324. - You're not thinking about Darla, are ya? - No, of course not.Copy !req
325. Good!Copy !req
326. I wonder if she's not thinking of me too.Copy !req
327. - Why are boys such jerks? -Copy !req
328. You're not thinking about Alfalfa, are you?Copy !req
329. Oh, no, no, no, no way!Copy !req
330. Are you sure?Copy !req
331. Babes are like a bad song!Copy !req
332. Once you get 'em stuck in your head, you can't get 'em out again.Copy !req
333. - Why do they have to be so... - Different?Copy !req
334. - Hmmm! - Girls get along with each other.Copy !req
335. Boys stand up for themselves.Copy !req
336. - Girls care. - Boys take what's theirs.Copy !req
337. Boys won't listen.Copy !req
338. All they wanna do is talk.Copy !req
339. - They like to moon ya. - No, we don't!Copy !req
340. - Gigglin' and gossipin'. - Fighting and farting!Copy !req
341. - Barbies and bracelets. - Boogers and bugs!Copy !req
342. - Ice skating. - Bungee jumping.Copy !req
343. - Synchronized swimming. -Copy !req
344. And try to get 'em to sit still.Copy !req
345. Boys! Ugh! Boys! Ugh!Copy !req
346. Girls! Ugh!Copy !req
347. - And the worst thing of all... - They smell... - Weird!Copy !req
348. Howdy, mister.Copy !req
349. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse. We need to buy some lumber.Copy !req
350. - What kind? - Wood!Copy !req
351. Give us all the wood you can for this much, please.Copy !req
352. $450 for lumber?Copy !req
353. Where are we gonna get that kind of moola?Copy !req
354. I don't know. You know what they say.Copy !req
355. What's going on? What's up?Copy !req
356. All in favor say, "Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy!"Copy !req
357. Yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy...Copy !req
358. Thank you, my good man.Copy !req
359. Six kids, hardworking father, honest and trustworthy.Copy !req
360. Loan... denied.Copy !req
361. Hello, my good man.Copy !req
362. Gentlemen, uh, have a seat.Copy !req
363. - Can we sit down? - Are you kidding?Copy !req
364. We can't sit down, my good man.Copy !req
365. - What may I do for you? - We wanna take out a hefty loan.Copy !req
366. - Of course. Do you have an account with us? - And how!Copy !req
367. And what is your account—Copy !req
368. - number? - Uh, seven.Copy !req
369. Seven?Copy !req
370. Seven...?Copy !req
371. - Try eight. - Eight?Copy !req
372. Heard enough.Copy !req
373. — Ouch!Copy !req
374. If you were my kids, I'd punish you!Copy !req
375. If we were your kids, we'd punish ourselves!Copy !req
376. Leave the premises posthaste!Copy !req
377. You can't treat people this way, mister.Copy !req
378. You're not people. You're kids.Copy !req
379. Thank you.Copy !req
380. Good luck.Copy !req
381. She loves me. She loves me not.Copy !req
382. She loves me. She loves me not.Copy !req
383. She loves me!Copy !req
384. You guys don't know what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
385. I have to see her!Copy !req
386. But that's a violation of your probation.Copy !req
387. I know! I'll write a message, and you two can take it to her.Copy !req
388. Wait a second! We're He-Man Woman-Haters. We can't deliver love notes.Copy !req
389. Love note? No! This is gonna be a hate note.Copy !req
390. Sounds good to me!Copy !req
391. I hate your stinkin' guts!Copy !req
392. — You make me vomit.Copy !req
393. You're scum between my... toes.Copy !req
394. Love, Alfalfa.Copy !req
395. Otay!Copy !req
396. What's up, guys?Copy !req
397. Buckwheat, where's the note?Copy !req
398. Note, note.Copy !req
399. I know I got it here somewhere.Copy !req
400. - Come on, guys. - We'll find it.Copy !req
401. I'm waiting.Copy !req
402. I know! I gave it to you.Copy !req
403. Uh-oh!Copy !req
404. - What's going on? - It's otay. I remember what it said.Copy !req
405. "Dear Darla:Copy !req
406. "I hate your stinkin' guts.Copy !req
407. — "You make me vomit.Copy !req
408. - Hmmph! - "You are scum between my toes.Copy !req
409. - Oh! - Love, Alfalfa."Copy !req
410. — Whoa!Copy !req
411. Well, yeah... but was she upset?Copy !req
412. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!Copy !req
413. Oh! I have to go to her house and explain what happened.Copy !req
414. Forget it, pal!Copy !req
415. Number one, she's not home 'cause she has a ballet recital.Copy !req
416. Number two— What was number two?Copy !req
417. No! Not that! The other number two.Copy !req
418. Spanky said you couldn't talk to her.Copy !req
419. What? I can talk to Darla anytime I want.Copy !req
420. Spanky's not the boss of me!Copy !req
421. Hiya, pal!Copy !req
422. Oh, no!Copy !req
423. Trust me, this is for your own good.Copy !req
424. After you dump her, you'll feel like a new man.Copy !req
425. But... I like the feel of the old man.Copy !req
426. Hello. Hello, enjoy the show.Copy !req
427. Who are you with?Copy !req
428. I'm with him, and we need to talk to Darla.Copy !req
429. That's out of the question. She's about to go onstage.Copy !req
430. Now clear the door. Go on.Copy !req
431. Too bad. Well, let's go!Copy !req
432. Hold it, partner. We're waiting right here 'til Darla comes out.Copy !req
433. Oh, man!Copy !req
434. Whoops!Copy !req
435. This'll be like stealing candy from a baby.Copy !req
436. Oh, boy.Copy !req
437. Come on.Copy !req
438. Hey, look! A dollar!Copy !req
439. Ducky, ducky!Copy !req
440. Yoo-hoo, Mister Ducky, ducky! Ducky!Copy !req
441. Ducky! Ducky, ducky!Copy !req
442. Ducky! Come here, ducky!Copy !req
443. Ducky! Nothing beats a buck and a duck.Copy !req
444. Hey, ya dumb duck, wait up!Copy !req
445. Hmm. What's this?Copy !req
446. Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck!Copy !req
447. I'm bored.Copy !req
448. Ta-da!Copy !req
449. Gee, thanks!Copy !req
450. Uh-oh, Butch and Woim! Put that thing in your pocket and let's bail!Copy !req
451. Hey, there they are.Copy !req
452. Whoops!Copy !req
453. Whoops!Copy !req
454. Let's go!Copy !req
455. Whoops!Copy !req
456. Whoops!Copy !req
457. Shh!Copy !req
458. Hiya, big boys!Copy !req
459. Woof, woof!Copy !req
460. Ditto! Say,Copy !req
461. you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?Copy !req
462. You mean, besides you?Copy !req
463. I think they went in there.Copy !req
464. Thanks, doll face.Copy !req
465. Bye.Copy !req
466. One, two, three!Copy !req
467. What are you doing?Copy !req
468. You two do not belong here.Copy !req
469. I shall escort you to the door.Copy !req
470. Stop this! Please, you're hurting me!Copy !req
471. Let go of me! This tutu's killin' me.Copy !req
472. You took the words right out of my mouth.Copy !req
473. - Hi. - Hi!Copy !req
474. - Are you a fairy? - No! - Uh-uh!Copy !req
475. - You know, a sugarplum fairy. - Oh, well, yes, of course.Copy !req
476. - What's the matter? - Oh, she must have a frog in her throat.Copy !req
477. I'm so nervous I'm sweating like a pig.Copy !req
478. It must be... the recital.Copy !req
479. Come here.Copy !req
480. - Here's my hanky. - Gee, thanks!Copy !req
481. No, that's all right. You keep it.Copy !req
482. I'm nervous too. Waldo's gonna be here.Copy !req
483. - Waldo's Darla's boyfriend. -Copy !req
484. - Do you have boyfriends? - No!Copy !req
485. No, of course not. Uh...Copy !req
486. But there is one boy I'd really love to get to know.Copy !req
487. His name is Alfalfa.Copy !req
488. - What a physique! - Are you crazy?Copy !req
489. I used to know Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life.Copy !req
490. Same here! That ugly scud led me on as if he cared,Copy !req
491. then dropped me like a hot tamale.Copy !req
492. Plus, you know what?Copy !req
493. - No, what? - I hear he dresses in girls clothes.Copy !req
494. I don't miss him at all, except...Copy !req
495. his voice.Copy !req
496. When he sings, he makes me meltCopy !req
497. like a Popsicle on the Fourth of July.Copy !req
498. He is awfully romantical.Copy !req
499. Well, it was lovely chatting, but we really gotta go.Copy !req
500. Bye!Copy !req
501. All right, girls, it's time to take your positions!Copy !req
502. It's show time!Copy !req
503. Come on now, honey.Copy !req
504. - Spanky, what are we doing? -Copy !req
505. And now scenes from...Copy !req
506. The Nutcracker.Copy !req
507. Get rid of it.Copy !req
508. - Come here, hold my hand. - Are you nuts?Copy !req
509. — Get off!Copy !req
510. - Get! -Copy !req
511. — Ohh!Copy !req
512. Let's get outta here!Copy !req
513. Good thing I finally caught that frog. Yeah.Copy !req
514. Now all you gotta worry about is warts.Copy !req
515. Whoo!Copy !req
516. You ruined my recital! Where's— Oh!Copy !req
517. Come on out of there, young lady. Aw, nah, nah!Copy !req
518. I wouldn't open that, if I was you.Copy !req
519. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
520. Well, this is a professional school of ballet.Copy !req
521. Now get out and do not come back.Copy !req
522. I'll distract 'em while you make a getaway.Copy !req
523. Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal. Think nothin' of it.Copy !req
524. Hello again, you stud muffins. Goin' my way?Copy !req
525. Gee, we'd love to, but we're waitin' around...Copy !req
526. to beat the shorts off a couple of twerps.Copy !req
527. Your loss, baby. ♪ Doo dee-doo dee-dooCopy !req
528. - Got a burger to go with that shake? - ♪ Doo dee-dooCopy !req
529. Aaah!Copy !req
530. That's him!Copy !req
531. — Come back here, you ugly little freak!Copy !req
532. And stay out!Copy !req
533. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.Copy !req
534. Oh! Then the clouds opened up and God said,Copy !req
535. "I hate you, Alfalfa."Copy !req
536. Nice tan. Any last words?Copy !req
537. Yeah. Uh... see ya!Copy !req
538. Hey!Copy !req
539. No, you don't!Copy !req
540. Ooh! Ow!Copy !req
541. I'll let myself out. Thank you.Copy !req
542. Well, you'd better.Copy !req
543. He lucked out!Copy !req
544. Alfalfa!Copy !req
545. This is a side of you I've never seen before.Copy !req
546. - Darla! -Copy !req
547. Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this.Copy !req
548. - Which I'll make up later. -Copy !req
549. Do you like pickles? I think they stink.Copy !req
550. I love pickles.Copy !req
551. - My mother makes me eat 'em. - I'm crazy about 'em.Copy !req
552. I'll sell you my pickle for a nickel.Copy !req
553. How about two cents?Copy !req
554. Okay.Copy !req
555. - Rough day? - Don't ask.Copy !req
556. Are these kosher?Copy !req
557. Looking good. This is gonna be a piece of cake.Copy !req
558. 'Panky, me and Porky got an idea.Copy !req
559. - Keep it. You might need it when you grow up. - Otay.Copy !req
560. Hey, maybe this will work.Copy !req
561. Let's go.Copy !req
562. Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls!Copy !req
563. Enter if you dare! See the weird freak of nature!Copy !req
564. Even science can't explain it! It's a really good show!Copy !req
565. Step right up and witness this hideous mutant!Copy !req
566. Amazing! Incredible! Come on, everybody!Copy !req
567. Four-foot man-eating chicken!Copy !req
568. Hey, folks, we need to make some money!Copy !req
569. Gimme a quarter! Five dollars! Anything!Copy !req
570. We need to build a new clubhouse!Copy !req
571. Just hurry, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
572. People, people! We need your money!Copy !req
573. You there, kid! Wanna come in?Copy !req
574. At least people are ridin' the rides.Copy !req
575. Please go in.Copy !req
576. I will not think of Darla.Copy !req
577. I will not think of Darla!Copy !req
578. I will not think of Darla.Copy !req
579. Maybe Spanky's right.Copy !req
580. Huh?Copy !req
581. - Maybe I should just forget about love. -Copy !req
582. Dang, I'm outta paper.Copy !req
583. No, not that kind of paper!Copy !req
584. Thanks, Petey.Copy !req
585. Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky!Copy !req
586. It's his fault Darla hates me!Copy !req
587. Hop in, Petey!Copy !req
588. Sit!Copy !req
589. Come on, Spanky. So things didn't quite pan out.Copy !req
590. "Didn't quite pan out"? We have less money than when we came!Copy !req
591. I thought the talent show was supposed to be free.Copy !req
592. - Look at all that money! - What's goin' on?Copy !req
593. We just put up the sign and people started payin' us.Copy !req
594. Buckwheat, Porky, you're geniuses.Copy !req
595. Th-a-a-anks!Copy !req
596. Look, how 'bout if I take over and give you guys a break?Copy !req
597. Otay!Copy !req
598. Hmm. Money, money.Copy !req
599. Spanky McFarland!Copy !req
600. Miss Crabtree!Copy !req
601. I would expect this from a four-year-old, but not from you!Copy !req
602. Spanky, tricking people out of their money is wrong.Copy !req
603. It's just like cheating on your homework.Copy !req
604. - But I— - What are we to do with all this money?Copy !req
605. We can't give it back to these people one by one.Copy !req
606. Um, Miss Crabtree, I got a suggestion.Copy !req
607. What we could do is—Copy !req
608. Interesting.Copy !req
609. Intriguing.Copy !req
610. - I love it. -Copy !req
611. Whoo! Nice suit, kid!Copy !req
612. Dang.Copy !req
613. Miss Crabtree, do you got room for just one more act? We could squeeze you in.Copy !req
614. Thanks, Miss Crabtree! You're welcome.Copy !req
615. Well, fellas, the president saved your bacon.Copy !req
616. I convinced Miss Crabtree to use the money...Copy !req
617. as first prize in the go-cart derby.Copy !req
618. Just think— In three days, the money's ours.Copy !req
619. Everything else may have gone wrong,Copy !req
620. but there's no way we can lose the race.Copy !req
621. Yeah!Copy !req
622. The Blur belongs to Butch. And Woim.Copy !req
623. Well, if it isn't Falafel.Copy !req
624. Alfalfa! Whatever.Copy !req
625. I hope you didn't miss my duet with Darla.Copy !req
626. You call that a duet?Copy !req
627. It was stupendous.Copy !req
628. She wasn't bad either.Copy !req
629. I'm warmin' up my vocalizer.Copy !req
630. I'm about to win Darla back through song.Copy !req
631. Don't you get it? Darla can't stand you.Copy !req
632. Alfalfa, you're on.Copy !req
633. Darla will love me after I sing to her.Copy !req
634. Darla can't resist my voice. She said so herself.Copy !req
635. Come on, dear.Copy !req
636. — This is a song about a tragic romance.Copy !req
637. I once fell in love with a girl,Copy !req
638. and through schemes and betrayals by my best friend...Copy !req
639. she came to think I was nothin' more...Copy !req
640. than a He-Man Woman-Hater.Copy !req
641. - But I'm a woman-lover! - Uhh!Copy !req
642. So let me raise a toast to the girl I love most...Copy !req
643. in the whole world.Copy !req
644. - Please don't say my name. Please don't say my name. - Darla.Copy !req
645. - Ohh. -Copy !req
646. And... whoa!Copy !req
647. Oh, I hate you, Alfalfa.Copy !req
648. - Dang! - Hee-hee!Copy !req
649. - Hey! - Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles!Copy !req
650. That was the most disgusting display...Copy !req
651. of she-man woman-loving I've ever seen!Copy !req
652. Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold!Copy !req
653. You— You Judas Priest!Copy !req
654. This is all your fault!Copy !req
655. - All my fault? - You torched the clubhouse.Copy !req
656. And it's all my fault?Copy !req
657. Say, you're supposed to be guarding the go-cart, you Muzak-warbling wimp!Copy !req
658. Relax, you double-crossing mud-muncher!Copy !req
659. I parked it right over there!Copy !req
660. It was right here!Copy !req
661. - Well, where is it? - Boy, you're messin' up left and right!Copy !req
662. That's it, you sissified tweety-bird!Copy !req
663. - I wish I had a club to throw you out of! - Me too!Copy !req
664. Well, you sewage-swigging slimeball,Copy !req
665. — if there still was a club, I'd quit!Copy !req
666. Good! Hmph!Copy !req
667. What a wimp. Yeah.Copy !req
668. You guys have been friends since you were one. He started it!Copy !req
669. And you should finish it.Copy !req
670. You're a team, like Bert and Ernie,Copy !req
671. Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.Copy !req
672. At least go talk to him. What could it cost?Copy !req
673. You mean, besides my dignity and pride?Copy !req
674. All I know is,Copy !req
675. you only make a once-in-a-lifetime buddy...Copy !req
676. once in a lifetime.Copy !req
677. Is Spanky home? I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.Copy !req
678. I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.Copy !req
679. - Darn! - Darn!Copy !req
680. I thought I'd find you here.Copy !req
681. I'm sorry I called you a double-crossing mud-muncher...Copy !req
682. and a sewage-swigging slimeball.Copy !req
683. I'm sorry I called you a sissified tweety-bird...Copy !req
684. and a Muzak-warbling wimp.Copy !req
685. I'm sorry I called you a barf-encrusted jumbo jerk.Copy !req
686. You didn't call me a barf-encrusted jumbo jerk.Copy !req
687. Oh. I guess I was just thinking it.Copy !req
688. - I'm sorry about the fire. - I'm sorry about messin' up...Copy !req
689. your picnic lunch with Darla.Copy !req
690. Maybe I'm sorta responsible for the fire too, a little.Copy !req
691. You know, Spanky, I like girls.Copy !req
692. It might even get worse as I get older.Copy !req
693. I know you like girls, 'Falf.Copy !req
694. The problem is, rules is rules.Copy !req
695. But is woman-hating the important thing?Copy !req
696. I mean, couldn't we be a club 'cause we like something?Copy !req
697. Hmm.Copy !req
698. Shoot! Without a clubhouse, we don't have a club.Copy !req
699. Hey! You guys burned down a clubhouse, not a club!Copy !req
700. A club is buddies...Copy !req
701. who stick together, no matter what! Uh-huh!Copy !req
702. I just wish we could still enter the go-cart derby.Copy !req
703. But it's impossible.Copy !req
704. Who says it's impossible?Copy !req
705. Every one of us, working together—Copy !req
706. Pow! That's all the possible we need!Copy !req
707. We need a hammer... and nails.Copy !req
708. - A motor. -Copy !req
709. We need a battery and a chassis,Copy !req
710. four axles and a wheel belt.Copy !req
711. Somebody get a supercharger.Copy !req
712. Go get it, guys!Copy !req
713. Here, Petey.Copy !req
714. - Screwdriver. - Screwdriver.Copy !req
715. - Ratchet! - Ratchet.Copy !req
716. Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?Copy !req
717. Uh-huh!Copy !req
718. Monkey wrench!Copy !req
719. Ta-dum!Copy !req
720. Do us proud, buddy.Copy !req
721. You betcha!Copy !req
722. Hey, everybody! Don't forget!Copy !req
723. Following the go-cart derby, there will be a tiny tot bunny race at 3:30.Copy !req
724. Entrants must be five years and under. See you there!Copy !req
725. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,Copy !req
726. welcome to the 73rd annual go-cart derby!Copy !req
727. Hey, guys, get in your cars!Copy !req
728. We're ready to start!Copy !req
729. You there, the kid in the blue.Copy !req
730. Stop horsin' around. You're gonna break your neck.Copy !req
731. How we gonna beat that?Copy !req
732. - It looks like The Blur with a new paint job! - Eccch!Copy !req
733. Hi, Dad, it's me.Copy !req
734. You're gonna be so proud of me. I'm gonna win this race.Copy !req
735. Waldo, you're the best son money can buy.Copy !req
736. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
737. I don't have an ugly face, you have an ugly face! You have an ugly face!Copy !req
738. You have an ugly face! Your mother has an ugly face!Copy !req
739. The race course is marked with arrows,Copy !req
740. and it ends right back here where it started from.Copy !req
741. Oh, great!Copy !req
742. This is the prize money for the winner. Okay.Copy !req
743. It's just about $500.Copy !req
744. Just say it's from an anonymous donor. You got it.Copy !req
745. Waldo, hurry up. We're late!Copy !req
746. Oh, please. We're making an entrance.Copy !req
747. Just sit back, relax and leave everything to moi.Copy !req
748. I wonder where A.J. Ferguson is.Copy !req
749. I don't know, but I can't wait to meet him.Copy !req
750. Okay, guys, this is it. Fasten your seat belts.Copy !req
751. Well, well. Mr. Johnston. Nice of you to join us.Copy !req
752. The last car is finally is position.Copy !req
753. Well, if it isn't Waldo.Copy !req
754. All the money in the world is no substitute for hard work and ingenuity.Copy !req
755. You lead a rich fantasy life.Copy !req
756. Thank you.Copy !req
757. - Moron. - What are you doin' with that?Copy !req
758. It's Darla's handkerchief. All great knights ride into battle...Copy !req
759. wearing the colors of their lady fair.Copy !req
760. I'm not hearing this. I'm not hearing this.Copy !req
761. Hey, look! My mom's here!Copy !req
762. Whoopee.Copy !req
763. The first racer to cross the finish line will receive...Copy !req
764. this genuine, gold-plated, cubic zirconium-encrusted trophy!Copy !req
765. As well as the prize of five hundred dollars!Copy !req
766. Go! Go!Copy !req
767. Gentlemen, start your engines!Copy !req
768. All right, ready. Steady.Copy !req
769. One, two, three, go!Copy !req
770. - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
771. Grrr!Copy !req
772. String 'em, Woim!Copy !req
773. - Aaah! Aah! - Oh, no!Copy !req
774. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
775. All right! Yeah!Copy !req
776. Whoo-ooh-hoo!Copy !req
777. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
778. You snotwads stole our racer!Copy !req
779. Finders keepers, losers... suck!Copy !req
780. Ah, bite me!Copy !req
781. Waldo, I think we have to turn here!Copy !req
782. Girls have no sense of direction.Copy !req
783. You know, you're starting to get on my nerves.Copy !req
784. Huh? Uh— Oh!Copy !req
785. Ohh!Copy !req
786. Watch out!Copy !req
787. Get out of the way!Copy !req
788. — Comin' through!Copy !req
789. Aaah!Copy !req
790. Excuse us! Move!Copy !req
791. - You little rascals! - Sorry!Copy !req
792. 10 points for the old guy!Copy !req
793. It's time to lose these losers.Copy !req
794. - Atomic batteries to power. -Copy !req
795. Turbines to speed!Copy !req
796. They're gettin' away! Hold on to your beanie!Copy !req
797. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
798. Activate rocket boosters!Copy !req
799. You idiot! You put them in...Copy !req
800. backwards! Waaaah!Copy !req
801. Whoo-hoo! Yee-hah!Copy !req
802. These two again?Copy !req
803. I really hate to do this.Copy !req
804. Huh?Copy !req
805. Yikes! Spikes!Copy !req
806. Hey! You could've killed them!Copy !req
807. Just forget about that soap-sucking nincompoop!Copy !req
808. So you're responsible for the bubbles at the talent show!Copy !req
809. Pull over right now! I'm not finishing this race with you!Copy !req
810. You got it, babe. Now get out.Copy !req
811. Where in tarnation are we?Copy !req
812. Look! We're back in the race!Copy !req
813. Hey, pretty good shortcut!Copy !req
814. Hey, how'd they get here?Copy !req
815. Don't worry. This'll fix 'em!Copy !req
816. - Yeah! - What's that?Copy !req
817. Aaah! Aah!Copy !req
818. We can't see!Copy !req
819. Where are we? Aaaah! Help!Copy !req
820. What's goin' on? I can't see!Copy !req
821. My eyes! I can't see!Copy !req
822. Hey, mind your own business, rich boy!Copy !req
823. What a guy!Copy !req
824. Thanks, pal!Copy !req
825. Aah! Aah! Aaah!Copy !req
826. Grab the wheel!Copy !req
827. Are you crazy? We got a finish line to cross!Copy !req
828. Not without this! You're nuts!Copy !req
829. Whoa! Watch out! You're gonna fall!Copy !req
830. Aaaah!Copy !req
831. I'm gonna fall off! Hold my feet! Aaaah!Copy !req
832. — Aaaaaah!Copy !req
833. Grrrr!Copy !req
834. - Hold on! We're almost there! -Copy !req
835. Winner by a hair! Yes!Copy !req
836. You did it, Alfalfa! You won!Copy !req
837. We did it! All of us!Copy !req
838. — Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big...Copy !req
839. "Spoley-oley"!Copy !req
840. Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!Copy !req
841. Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Thank you.Copy !req
842. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you—Copy !req
843. It ain't right!Copy !req
844. We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer...Copy !req
845. and you still win!Copy !req
846. Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!Copy !req
847. I'm usually a lover, not a fighter,Copy !req
848. but in your case I'm willin' to make an exception.Copy !req
849. Pig puckey!Copy !req
850. Allow me!Copy !req
851. - Looking good, man. - Yeah!Copy !req
852. Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!Copy !req
853. I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.Copy !req
854. Put it there, pal. You're quite a guy.Copy !req
855. Us machismo types have a club—Copy !req
856. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club.Copy !req
857. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here.Copy !req
858. - Now, what is it? - That's not Waldo!Copy !req
859. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.Copy !req
860. Then who's this guy who saved our butts?Copy !req
861. Hi, guys. What's up?Copy !req
862. A girl! Ohh!Copy !req
863. Well, don't that beat all.Copy !req
864. Spanky!Copy !req
865. And now it gives me great pleasureCopy !req
866. to present this beautiful trophy...Copy !req
867. and the prize money...Copy !req
868. to Alfalfa Switzer and Spanky McFarland.Copy !req
869. Is that a cowlick, or are you just glad to see me?Copy !req
870. Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?Copy !req
871. Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed.Copy !req
872. Ohh! What's the matter, sugar pie?Copy !req
873. Well, we were just kinda hopin' that...Copy !req
874. A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy.Copy !req
875. Well, boys, today's your lucky day.Copy !req
876. 'Cause that's exactly who I am!Copy !req
877. You're the best driver there is!Copy !req
878. Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!Copy !req
879. Say, let's even things up. How 'bout one on this side?Copy !req
880. There ya go!Copy !req
881. I saw what you did to save my hanky, Alfalfa.Copy !req
882. That was very heartwarming.Copy !req
883. And awfully romantical.Copy !req
884. Gee, thanks, but I thought you hated me.Copy !req
885. I don't hate you. It's just sometimes you do mean things,Copy !req
886. like playing tricks on me at our picnic.Copy !req
887. Uh, I can explain that.Copy !req
888. It was me who wrecked your picnic with Alfalfa.Copy !req
889. You see, I thought you was tryin' to steal my best friend.Copy !req
890. I thought you were tryin' to sabotage our club.Copy !req
891. But I think I was wrong.Copy !req
892. I'm sorry, you guys.Copy !req
893. My Alfalfinator!Copy !req
894. My delectable Darlooney!Copy !req
895. So, do you live around here? Yeah.Copy !req
896. Do you like dolls?Copy !req
897. Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. I do!Copy !req
898. Cool.Copy !req
899. — Say!Copy !req
900. Have we betrayed our forefathers?Copy !req
901. Have we trampled on the generations of honest woman-haters...Copy !req
902. — who came before us?Copy !req
903. - Uh-uh. - Huh?Copy !req
904. — Hey, everybody!Copy !req
905. - Uh-Huh's learned a new word! -Copy !req
906. Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary,Copy !req
907. not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar...Copy !req
908. and a superlative command of syntax.Copy !req
909. I simply chose not to employ them.Copy !req
910. — Ohhh-tay!Copy !req
911. Well, I guess things just have to change sometimes.Copy !req
912. What's my line?Copy !req
913. Let's start over again. I don't— want to!Copy !req
914. You don't want to? No— No.Copy !req
915. You got the hiccups? Okay, cut. Ye— Yes.Copy !req
916. I used to have this— Don't worry!Copy !req
917. I forgot the words!Copy !req
918. - What are you doing? -Copy !req
919. Hmm!Copy !req
920. Oh!Copy !req
921. — What a relief!Copy !req
922. - Yuck! - Ooh!Copy !req
923. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
924. - What an idiot. - Watch it, bud.Copy !req
925. You have the most— And—Copy !req
926. Don't look at the camera, sweetie. Don't look at the camera.Copy !req
927. Don't look at the camera. Don't look at the camera.Copy !req
928. Brittany, stop lookin' at the camera, please.Copy !req
929. The race course is marked off with arrows.Copy !req
930. And it'll start— It'll end.Copy !req
931. Thank you. And it will end.Copy !req
932. Paper or plastic?Copy !req
933. And it will end— And it ends—Copy !req
934. It ends. Right. I knew I'd find it somewhere.Copy !req
935. That is bad popcorn.Copy !req
936. You'll tell me when— We're not going yet—Copy !req
937. Okay.Copy !req
938. The race course is marked off with arrows.Copy !req
939. It ends right back here where it started from.Copy !req
940. And cut. Cutting.Copy !req
941. - I finally got that sucker. - Otay!Copy !req