1. The Oubyamywe Peninsula.
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2. A remote and fascinating region
teeming with extraordinary marine life.
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3. We chose its mysterious waters
as the Belafonte's next destination.
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4. In preparation
for our voyage...
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5. the members of Team Zissou gathered at
my oceanographic observatory...
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6. here on Pescespada Island.
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7. This was to be our most
ambitious adventure to date...
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8. and ultimately
a tragic one.
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9. Our team included...
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10. Esteban du Plantier,
chief diver...
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11. our senior statesman,
my closest colleague for 27 years;
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12. Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer —
calm, collected, German;
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13. Vikram Ray, 28, cameraman —
born on the Ganges;
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14. Bobby Ogata, 22, frogman;
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15. Renzo Pietro, 45,
editor, soundman;
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16. Vladimir Wolodarsky, 33, physicist,
original score composer;
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17. Anne-Marie Sakowitz,
25, script girl;
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18. Pelé dos Santos, 30,
safety expert;
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19. Eleanor Zissou, my wife,
vice president of the Zissou Society.
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20. We had also invited seven marine science
students from the University of North Alaska...
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21. to accompany us as unpaid interns
in exchange for school credit.
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22. October 12. Esteban and I explore
the blue reefs beyond the peninsula.
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23. Fluorescent snapper
unexpectedly appear in the shallows —
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24. extremely rare at this depth.
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25. Where's your gun?
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26. Steve! Steve!
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27. - Where's Esteban?
- Is that thing rolling, Vikram?
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28. Encounter with highly abnormal sharklike fish!
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29. Ten meters in length,
unfamiliar dorsal features, spots all over it!
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30. I shot it dorsally with a homing dart!
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31. Esteban was eaten!
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32. Check the scanning monitor!
Start tracking before it dives too deep!
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33. - Esteban was bitten?
- Eaten!
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34. - Is he dead?
- Esteban was eaten!
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35. - He was swallowed whole?
- No! Chewed!
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36. Check the scanning monitor!
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37. He's got hydrogen psychosis.
Crazy-eye.
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38. Steve, we think
you got crazy-eye.
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39. - Get him out of the fucking water.
- Esteban!
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40. - Esteban! Esteban!
- Why'd you throw it over?
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41. - Esteban! Esteban!
- It's gone.
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42. - Steve!
- Esteban!
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43. Esteban! Esteban!
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44. Esteban!
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45. Was it a deliberate choice
never to show the jaguar shark?
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46. No. I dropped the camera.
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47. Why are they laughing?
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48. Yes, what's next
for Team Zissou?
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49. Well, that was only part one.
It's a cliff-hanger.
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50. Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark,
or whatever it is...
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51. and hopefully kill it.
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52. I don't know how yet.
Maybe dynamite.
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53. - You don't know what it is?
- Thank you.
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54. - No. I've never seen anything like it before in my life.
- You say it is a jaguar shark.
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55. That's the title of your film.
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56. It was coming right at us. I just said
the first two words that came into my head.
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57. That's an endangered species at most.
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58. What would be the scientific purpose
of killing it?
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59. Revenge.
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60. Bravo!
What fun!
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61. I'd like to introduce you to Antonia Cook.
She's the new head of the film society.
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62. You must be so excited.
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63. I hope so.
You think it went okay?
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64. No, congratulations.
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65. - Seriously.
- Thanks.
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66. I wish it didn't require the "seriously,"
but thank you.
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67. Well, I just don't
think they got it.
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68. - Steve!
- Shit turnout tonight.
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69. - You know Larry Amin, chairman of Saudifilm.
- Oh, yeah. Hi.
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70. - Nice to see you.
- Larry and I were just discussing our financial predicament.
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71. I thought it would be nice if
the three of us rode out to the party together.
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72. Why? Does Larry have that kind of
spending bread to invest?
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73. - The king's backing him now.
- I just got $500 million capitalization from the king.
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74. - Can I get a shot of you with Captain Hennessey?
- Where?
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75. Make it quick.
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76. Hey, Steven. How's everything going
with your, uh —
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77. - What are you calling it? Leopard... fish?
- Jaguar shark.
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78. Jaguar shark.
Exactly. I love it.
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79. Tell me something —
Does it actually exist?
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80. You know, Allie,
I don't wanna give away the ending.
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81. Good man.
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82. Oh, here comes our girl.
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83. You're the most ravishing creature
that I've ever seen in my life.
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84. - Hello, Skinny.
- Hello, Eleanor.
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85. Is that a new merit badge?
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86. As a matter of fact, it is.
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87. I just became a knight in Portugal.
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88. The presidente gave
a special ball and —
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89. Don't be nice to Allie.
He's my nemesis.
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90. How could you
lay that slick faggot?
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91. Well, I was in love with him
at the time.
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92. Yeah, he's charismatic.
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93. How are you feeling?
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94. I'm right on the edge.
I don't know what comes next.
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95. Wait here.
I'll be right back.
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96. I just wanted
to say hello.
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97. - Hi.
- Hey, baby.
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98. I said I wanted to say hello.
I didn't say I wanted you to touch me.
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99. I'm here with my wife.
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100. Eleanor, this is Mandeeza.
Mandeeza —
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101. Do we really wanna put me through this?
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102. People say Eleanor is the brains
behind Team Zissou.
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103. - What is Steve?
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104. He's the Zissou.
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105. Steve.
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106. This is my little nephew,
Werner.
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107. He wanted to meet you.
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108. - How you doing, Werner?
- He brought you a present.
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109. A crayon pony-fish.
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110. Wow.
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111. Interesting specimen.
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112. - Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.
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113. Steve.
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114. You don't look too good.
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115. How's this?
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116. Steve, there's a bloke over there
wants a word with you.
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117. What do you need, old man?
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118. How many of these
do you have?
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119. All right, look,
just forge the rest of 'em yourself.
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120. Get out of here.
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121. Hey, Steve! How come you're not
sittin' shivah for your friend Esteban?
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122. What'd you say?
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123. Who you gonna kill
in part two?
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124. Steve! Stop!
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125. Ow!
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126. Larry Amin's flying back to Mecca tonight
to see if he can make the numbers work.
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127. He should have
an answer for us in 10 days.
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128. Tell him we need to know by Sunday.
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129. Why would I do that,
my darling?
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130. To call his bluff, damn it.
To light a fire under his ass.
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131. My darling, we haven't
made a hit documentary in nine years.
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132. Let's not fuck
with Larry Amin.
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133. - Doubles.
- Explain it to him, will you, Eleanor.
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134. - Screwdriver.
- He understands.
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135. Amin needs to make a projection
of the world grosses...
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136. to see if he can get a tax break
and run it through his output deal.
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137. I don't understand,
but I can tell it's bullshit.
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138. Oh, what the hell is —
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139. Play the black jack on the red queen.
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140. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go on
an overnight drunk...
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141. and in 10 days I'm gonna set out to find
the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.
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142. Anyone that would care to join me
is more than welcome.
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143. Captain Zissou,
I'm sorry to bother you.
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144. - I'm Ned Plimpton.
- Okay, man.
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145. My mother's
Katherine Plimpton.
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146. - You're kidding.
- No.
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147. - How is she?
- She died last month.
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148. Sorry. Shit.
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149. She was —
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150. Hmm.
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151. I've heard of you.
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152. I don't know if it's true or not,
by the way.
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153. - Do you?
- No, I don't.
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154. I haven't heard from her
in 30 years.
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155. I guess
it's too late now.
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156. She never contacted me,
you know.
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157. Yes, I see.
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158. You're supposed to be
my son, right?
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159. I don't know.
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160. But I did want to meet you,
just in case.
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161. I appreciate that.
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162. I'll be right back.
Don't go away.
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163. Sorry about that. You caught me with
one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.
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164. Oh, that's all right. I don't wanna
take up too much of your time.
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165. I wanna thank you
for talking to me.
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166. - We'll find a way, mate.
- I know we will.
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167. I just had a lovely chat
with Si Perlman.
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168. He wants to make a big to-do
of the Oceanographic Explorer article.
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169. Possibly give you
the front cover.
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170. So do be nice to this girl,
Miss Winslett-Richardson, won't you?
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171. Apparently
she worships you...
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172. and we dearly
need the press.
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173. Oseary, this is, uh, probably my son, Ned.
We just met.
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174. Ah. Uh, how delightful.
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175. Anyway, his mother just died.
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176. Plus, we're having some problems.
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177. I just think it'd be a very special opportunity
for all of us, especially him.
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178. - He needs this deal.
- Okay, bring him over.
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179. Well, he's right here.
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180. I'm sorry. How do you do?
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181. - So, what do you do?
- I'm a pilot.
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182. Air Kentucky.
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183. Air Kentucky.
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184. - Copilot, actually.
- Yeah. I don't know that one.
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185. We hub out of Louisville.
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186. Well, sure. There's some pretty country
in those parts. Landlocked.
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187. I have to tell you, I've been a member
of the Zissou Society...
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188. since I was 11.
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189. Well, I'll be damned.
Look at that.
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190. Wanna kill this?
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191. Frankly, I'd better not.
I don't usually try grass.
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192. Let me tell you about my boat.
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193. The Belafonte was a long-range sub hunter
during the Second World War...
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194. which we bought from the U. S. Navy
for $900,000.
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195. This is my mentor, Lord Mandrake.
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196. - He's dead now.
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197. The sauna...
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198. was designed by an engineer
from the Chinese space program...
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199. and we keep a Swedish masseuse
on staff.
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200. Here's where we do all our different
science projects and experiments and so on.
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201. This is the kitchen...
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202. which contains probably some of the most
technologically advanced equipment on the ship.
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203. Eleanor put together a top-notch
research library for us...
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204. with a complete first-edition
set of The Life Aquatic companion series.
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205. We process our own rushes...
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206. and keep a cutting room on board
so we can do an assembly while shooting.
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207. - I can't find them!
- Once again, please.
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208. This is the observation bubble...
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209. which I thought up
in a dream, actually.
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210. Two albino scouts
swim with the ship.
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211. They're supposedly
very intelligent...
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212. although I've never
seen any evidence of it.
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213. Here is the engine room.
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214. The bearing casings aren't
supposed to look like that...
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215. but we can't afford
to fix them this year.
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216. Topside we've got the bridge,
the minisub, an old chopper...
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217. and all kinds of radar and sonar
and underwater movie gadgets.
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218. What happened to Jacqueline?
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219. She didn't really love me.
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220. Lord Mandrake.
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221. It's wonderful.
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222. - Very lifelike.
- I'm not crazy about it.
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223. This guy's
a big-time asshole.
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224. We were roommates
at the academy.
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225. He used to be
married to Eleanor.
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226. He hogs up
all the grant money.
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227. You think you'll want to change your name?
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228. - Ned?
- No, not the Ned part.
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229. Unless you want to.
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230. I meant your last name.
I thought you might like to let me give you mine.
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231. - Ned Zissou.
- Ned Zissou. Exactly.
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232. Or, if you want to,
you can change the first part too.
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233. I would have named you Kingsley,
if I'd had a say in it.
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234. Kingsley.
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235. I don't know.
Maybe I'll stick with Ned for now.
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236. Sure.
That's okay.
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237. Anyway, I'll order you
some correspondence stock.
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238. What are you doing? I ordered the wine.
Pour it over here, please.
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239. He doesn't know
anything about wine.
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240. Are those assholes
talking about me?
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241. Eh?
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242. People say when someone
says something like that about you...
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243. it's because
they're jealous.
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244. But it still hurts.
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245. It hurts bad.
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246. That man was damn rude.
He can go straight to hell.
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247. How did she die,
by the way, your mother?
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248. She took her own life.
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249. She took sleeping pills.
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250. Why would she do that?
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251. Well, she was in
a great deal of pain, you know.
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252. Oh.
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253. I see. Yeah.
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254. You know, my best friend
just got killed. Esteban.
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255. Yeah, I know.
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256. The old man.
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257. Let's go to my island.
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258. Well, I, uh — I have to be back
in Kentucky on Thursday.
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259. Thursday?
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260. Okay.
That's okay.
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261. Your cat's dead.
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262. What?
Which one?
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263. Marmalade.
I'm sorry.
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264. What happened?
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265. A rattlesnake bit it
in the throat.
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266. Goddamn it, Eleanor,
why do you have to say it like that?
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267. You couldn't try to break it
a little bit nicer?
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268. She's a rich bitch,
you know.
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269. She was raised by maids.
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270. Her parents
paid for this island...
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271. and two of
my worst movies.
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272. People say she's the brains
behind Team Zissou.
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273. People say a lot of things.
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274. What kind of cat was it?
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275. Who gives a shit?
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276. I think it was a tabby.
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277. Ned, wanna come inside,
we'll make up a room for you?
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278. Steve, that reporter called.
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279. Ned, wake up.
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280. - Yes?
- I'm on the echo box.
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281. Push the red button to answer. Throw on your slop
and meet me on the beach in 12 minutes.
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282. The white button? Okay.
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283. Action!
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284. Only twice before have I had
the good fortune to observe a rubber tide...
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285. that rare occurrence when hundreds
of electric jellyfish...
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286. spontaneously wash
onto a beachhead at once.
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287. Bobby Ogata brings exactly this
to our attention tonight.
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288. Steve, what produces
this effect of illumination?
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289. Is there a chemical
inside the organism?
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290. No, Ned.
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291. Actually, it's the reflection of the moonlight
on their outer membranes.
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292. That's a very good,
uh, ad-lib.
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293. Klaus, come over here
and get a two-shot of me and Ned.
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294. Ned, come in here.
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295. Would you
like to join my crew?
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296. - Would I like to —
- I want you on Team Zissou.
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297. - I don't think I can do that.
- Why not?
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298. Well, it's not my field.
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299. - I don't have the background for it.
- No one here does.
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300. Klaus used to be
a bus driver.
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301. Wolodarsky was a high school
substitute teacher.
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302. We're a pack of strays.
Don't you get it?
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303. Steve, I'm not even
that strong a swimmer.
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304. The answer's yes.
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305. Well, it's got to be.
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306. I'll order you a red cap
and a Speedo. Cut.
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307. Klaus, why aren't you rolling?
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308. - Could I have a word with you, please?
- Why aren't you getting this?
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309. That was
a goddamn tearjerker.
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310. - Why did you cut it, man?
- Because the sound is going to be shit.
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311. He doesn't even know how
to hold a boom.
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312. He doesn't know diddly-jack
about what we're doing.
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313. Don't cut
unless I say "cut."
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314. I've never seen
so many electric jellyfish in all my life!
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315. Those are
Vietcong man-of-wars.
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316. Oh, shit.
She's right.
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317. I guess we'll have to
loop that line.
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318. - Where'd you come from? You look pregnant.
- I am pregnant.
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319. I'm not even going to ask what you men
are doing out here in your matching pajamas.
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320. We're producing a film,
as a matter of fact. Who are you?
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321. I'm Jane Winslett-Richardson.
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322. - I'm the reporter from the Oceanographic Explorer.
- Oh, yeah, sure.
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323. - How'd you get out here?
- I hired some drunk in a fishing boat.
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324. That would take four hours.
Why would you do that?
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325. Because no one picked me up
at the f-ing airport!
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326. Jesus Christ, Klaus.
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327. One of my guys
was supposed to do that.
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328. How long have you been working
with Zissou?
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329. Uh, approximately —
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330. Only 10 minutes, actually.
I was hired during the scene on the beach.
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331. He's Steve's son, supposedly.
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332. You are? No, you're not.
He doesn't have one.
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333. Well, we're not 100% sure about that yet.
We just met yesterday.
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334. - Not this one, Klaus.
- Hmm?
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335. You heard me.
Not this one.
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336. Okay.
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337. - First thing in the morning, huh?
- Just print everything?
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338. - Yeah. Tell 'em to push it a stop and a half.
- Okay.
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339. What are you
gonna do with him?
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340. Who? Ned?
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341. What do you mean?
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342. I don't understand
the question.
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343. I offered him a spot
on the Belafonte.
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344. He didn't take it, did he?
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345. Of course he took it.
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346. We're gonna put him
on the map, Eleanor.
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347. We're gonna throw him
a life preserver.
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348. I believe in this boy!
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349. Why?
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350. Because
he looks up to me.
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351. Yes, sir.
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352. And McKinnon's willing to
take over my shuttle flights.
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353. That's right.
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354. Well, I just feel I need to
see this thing through, sir.
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355. Thank you
for understanding.
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356. I'll check in with the Louisville office
again next month.
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357. since I had not, as they say...
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358. enough 'power of observation'...
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359. to isolate their sense of color.
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360. For a long time afterwards,
whenever I thought of her...
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361. the memory of those bright eyes
would at once present itself to me...
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362. as a vivid azure...
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363. since her complexion was fair.
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364. So much so that, perhaps if her eyes had
not been quite so black...
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365. which was what struck one most forcibly
on first meeting her...
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366. so especially enamored
of their imagined blue —"
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367. Hold it.
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368. That's poetry?
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369. No. It's a six-volume novel.
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370. Oh, I see. You're gonna read
that whole thing to yourself out loud?
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371. I'm not reading it to myself.
I'm reading it to him.
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372. When did you learn
Zissou was your father?
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373. - Does it freak you out for me to ask that?
- No, it doesn't.
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374. But it's a difficult question.
I sorta pieced it together over the years.
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375. Well, how did he
first contact you?
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376. He didn't. I went looking for him
last month, after my mother died.
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377. She had ovarian cancer
that spread to her stomach and liver.
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378. She took her own life.
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379. Oh.
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380. Well, good night, I guess.
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381. Good night.
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382. You mind if I stay
and listen for a little while?
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383. Okay.
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384. Do you want me to catch you up
in the story?
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385. No. I'll be able to figure it out.
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386. I'll just catch as catch can.
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387. They made these for about...
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388. three and a half years
before they terminated my sponsorship.
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389. Wow.
These are great.
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390. - May I turn this on?
- Fire one.
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391. So, what happened,
in your opinion?
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392. What are you
talking about?
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393. Don't you think the public perception of
your work has altered in the last five years?
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394. That's your first question?
I thought this was supposed to be a puff piece.
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395. Should we come back to it?
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396. - Yeah.
- Okay.
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397. Is it true that this is
going to be your last voyage?
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398. Wow.
No comment.
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399. Who told you that?
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400. No, goddamn it.
I'm — I'm only 52.
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401. How about we start out
with some stock dialogue?
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402. You know, favorite color — blue.
Favorite food — sardines.
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403. How do you feel about part one
of your new film?
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404. Why? How do you feel
about part one of my new film?
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405. - Well, I'm honest, so —
- Just say it.
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406. I thought aspects of it
seemed slightly fake.
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407. - Wolodarsky?
- I'll take five, Steve.
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408. How 'bout taking five?
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409. Did it seem fake...
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410. when my best friend was bitten in half
right in front of me...
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411. then eaten alive,
screaming?
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412. I think you're a fake.
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413. And I think
you're a phony...
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414. and a bad reporter.
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415. How does that feel?
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416. Now tell me something.
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417. Does this seem fake?
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418. How dare you?
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419. This entire article
was my idea.
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420. - No one else gives a shit.
- What about Si Perlman?
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421. Are you joking?
He's not even covering my expenses.
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422. You're taking something
out on me.
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423. Oh, stop crying.
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424. What's the deal here?
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425. I was only trying
to defend myself.
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426. Well, you did
a great job.
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427. I'm sure you'll make a terrific father.
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428. So, you really think
you're a Zissou.
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429. I don't know.
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430. Well, you traveled a long way
for "I don't know," sonny.
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431. That's true.
But it's important to me.
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432. Yeah? Well, there are a lot of things that
are important to some people around here, sonny.
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433. - Klaus, don't call me "sonny."
- And one more thing.
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434. It's the Steve Zissou show,
not the Ned show.
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435. - You hear me?
- Yes, I do.
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436. - Klaus!
- Ja?
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437. If you ever touch me again,
I will kick your goddamn teeth out.
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438. Is that understood?
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439. Not if I don't
see you first, sonny.
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440. We gotta watch ourselves
around this Jane character.
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441. Don't tell her
anything personal.
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442. If you're not sure about something,
change the subject...
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443. and look for me.
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444. This bull dyke's got
something against us.
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445. I don't think she's a lesbian.
She's pregnant.
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446. Bull dykes can get pregnant.
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447. Anyway, I'd back out now,
but we need the press.
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448. See you in the morning.
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449. - Steve.
- Hmm?
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450. When'd you first
hear about me?
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451. About five years ago.
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452. I... read it in an article
about myself.
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453. Did you believe it?
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454. It was in the paper.
I assumed they checked their facts.
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455. Why didn't you
contact me?
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456. Because I hate fathers
and I never wanted to be one.
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457. I forgot.
Your correspondence stock came in.
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458. Hi, Ross. Started today.
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459. I'll forward some pages to you
through the copy department.
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460. You're probably right, though.
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461. What am I doing here?
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462. I miss you, and —
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463. Oh, God,
I don't know, Ross.
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464. Where are you?
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465. Listen, I'm not
leaving this message.
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466. Don't even know why
I'm still pregnant.
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467. Script girl uses these
for continuity.
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468. - Here.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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469. No exceptions.
Everyone gets one.
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470. Anne-Marie! Do the interns get glocks?
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471. No. They all share one.
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472. Take it, Ned.
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473. - Steve!
- What?
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474. Whack on the echo box.
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475. Zissou here.
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476. Steve, Oseary Drakoulias on line two.
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477. - Yeah?
- I spoke with Larry Amin.
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478. And it's a pass.
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479. In other words,
you fucked us!
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480. Let's not cast stones
at one another, my boy.
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481. - Do you hear me, damn it? Do you?
- No, I don't!
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482. - I told you how to play it!
- Oh, bloody hell! Listen here, mate!
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483. Can I interrupt
for a moment?
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484. Who the blazes is that?
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485. It's me, Ned.
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486. Maybe this is nothing.
Maybe it's something.
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487. I don't know your problems.
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488. I don't know.
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489. But I just inherited
$275,000.
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490. Would that amount
make any difference?
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491. What sort of expression
is the lad wearing on his face?
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492. Can you fly a chopper?
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493. I have. I'm certainly not licensed
in any way, shape or form.
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494. Great. Let's go.
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495. When was this whirlybird
last serviced?
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496. I don't know. Klaus is supposed to
check it every six months.
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497. You're back
on the water, boys.
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498. The wire transfer came straight through
from Kentucky.
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499. Jackman and Wordsley are going to
gap-finance the rest.
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500. But we have a few hooks on it,
so take a pew for a spell.
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501. Number one, the bank want a drug screen
for everyone on the crew...
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502. before they'll forward
the money.
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503. - A piss test?
- Yes, a piss test.
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504. Two, a stooge
from the bond company...
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505. will be riding everywhere during
the whole shoot to keep you on budget.
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506. - Who's the stooge?
- A chap by the name of Bill Ubell.
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507. And there's not a damn thing
you can do about that, Steve.
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508. Three, you must swear —
legally swear —
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509. that you'll not kill that shark, or whatever it is,
if it actually exists.
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510. I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live.
What about my dynamite?
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511. Phillip, dynamite.
I'm off to Zurich. Follow me, chaps.
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512. Mr. Ubell,
I'd like you to know...
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513. Steve Zissou
and our equity partner Ned.
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514. I hope you're not gonna
bust our chops, Bill.
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515. Why would I do that?
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516. Because you're a bond company stooge.
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517. I'm also a human being.
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518. All right. I take that back.
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519. Yeah.
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520. Let's have
some "teamsmanship."
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521. Ho!
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522. - One, two, three.
- Come on.
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523. One, two, three.
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524. Attaboy. Attaboy. Here he is.
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525. Here he is. Come on.
You okay, Ned? You okay?
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526. All right. All right.
Give him some room. He's okay.
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527. He just drank
a little too much water.
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528. How you shooting this, Vikram?
Wide open?
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529. Uh, light, 5.6.
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530. As always,
even in the most challenging circumstances...
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531. the members of Team Zissou
find ways to keep morale high.
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532. Wait. Hold it.
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533. Is that a distress bark?
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534. Is something wounded out there?
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535. We quickly locate the source of the mysterious cry.
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536. What is she, Steve?
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537. A wild snow mongoose.
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538. We thought they were extinct.
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539. Her ankle's broken.
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540. - Ogata.
- Yeah?
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541. Run and get some hot milk
and put these guys in the incubator.
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542. We radio for the emergency transport
of our rare, beautiful new friends.
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543. That's what
it used to be like.
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544. Had Ned's heart stopped beating
before you pulled him out of the water?
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545. Had Ned's heart
stopped beating...
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546. before we pulled him
out of the water?
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547. Yes. But we got him
started again pretty quickly.
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548. Don't go on this voyage
right now, Steve.
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549. One of you's already dead,
after all.
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550. Who?
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551. Oh, you mean Esteban?
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552. Thanks for
bringing that up.
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553. Who's gonna tell us the Latin names
of all the fishes and everything?
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554. You know I can't remember all that shit.
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555. Please stop, Eleanor.
Eleanor, stop.
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556. - Why are you leaving?
- Because I don't want to be part of whatever's gonna happen.
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557. Nobody knows
what's going to happen.
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558. - And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
- That's how we've always done it.
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559. I can't believe
you took that boy's money.
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560. He's an investor.
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561. He's my sidekick.
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562. The sugar crabs are back.
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563. They're early this year.
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564. I've never seen them mating
before the solstice.
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565. Is that mating?
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566. Don't say that,
even if it's true.
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567. Don't say that.
It's too painful.
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568. What do you
want me to say?
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569. Say bon voyage.
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570. Bon voyage.
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571. Kingsley "Ned" Zissou, 29.
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572. Junior-grade diving tech,
executive producer.
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573. Energetic, spirited, youthful.
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574. Normally we would
track the jaguar shark...
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575. with a scanning monitor
we keep on board the Belafonte.
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576. But its power tubes have seized up
and blown a gasket.
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577. We now proceed...
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578. to an advanced system
located on a colleague's offshore facility.
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579. This will be Team Zissou's next stop.
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580. See, Renzo?
This is what I'm talking about.
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581. A relationship subplot.
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582. There's chemistry
between us, you know.
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583. Huh?
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584. - Here's a quote.
- Wait up. Who from?
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585. "Zissou has an almost magical connection...
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586. to the life of the sea.
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587. He speaks its language fluently.
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588. I've never met
a boy like that in all my life."
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589. Lord Mandrake.
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590. - You should have opened with that one.
- He was your mentor —
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591. Hey, intern?
Get me a Campari, will ya?
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592. On the rocks?
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593. Wanna go up
in my balloon?
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594. I like her hairdo.
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595. Me too.
But Steve called her first.
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596. Oh, that's okay.
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597. It's not completely
your fault, anyway.
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598. I'm going through
some personal problems.
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599. Really? What do you got?
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600. Well, I'm five months pregnant.
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601. My editor's the father.
He's married.
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602. But not to me.
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603. Wow.
That's a rough ticket.
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604. You know, my first wife
left me when I was your age.
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605. - What's "Deep Search"?
- My submarine.
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606. I had this exact
image of you...
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607. tacked up on the wall above my aquarium
all through primary school.
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608. Oh, yeah? You mean the official photograph,
where I'm doing this?
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609. - That's the one.
- Mm-hmm.
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610. Well, maybe it's just me,
but I don't feel like that person.
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611. I never did.
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612. I didn't.
I never even met him.
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613. What kind of piece
are you writing, cubbie?
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614. Are you gonna screw us
on this deal?
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615. I hope not.
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616. You really think it's cool to hit the sauce
when you've got a bun in the oven?
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617. Pelé, bring us back down, please.
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618. I don't have a problem
with objective reporting.
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619. What I have a problem with
is some wombat...
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620. coming on my boat
trying to railroad me.
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621. See if you can get one of these dolphins
to swim under the hull...
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622. and give us a look.
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623. Nah. Either they can't hear us,
or they don't understand.
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624. Son of a bitch,
I'm sick of these dolphins.
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625. Quiet out there tonight.
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626. Can you hear
the jack-whales singing?
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627. Beautiful. I wonder
what they're saying.
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628. Well, that was the sludge tanker
over there, but —
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629. There you go. That's them.
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630. By the way, would you mind if I made a few
modifications to the Team Zissou insignia?
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631. - I have some ideas —
- You mean the patch?
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632. Yes. The insignia.
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633. Yeah. It's probably
kinda dated, isn't it?
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634. Sure. Take a crack at it.
Make it a little trendier.
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635. All right.
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636. Are you finding
what you were looking for...
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637. out here with me?
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638. I hope so.
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639. I wrote you a letter
about 17 years ago.
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640. You mean, like,
a fan letter?
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641. Did I write you back?
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642. I try to answer as many personally as I can.
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643. "Dear Ned Plimpton...
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644. First, in answer
to your question, always.
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645. Second, thank you very much
for naming your bug after me.
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646. My wife tells me
it is actually a type of gnat.
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647. You strike me as a very special boy
and a key member of the Zissou Society.
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648. I wish I could come visit you in Kentucky
and assist you with your work.
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649. I remember your mother.
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650. Take care of yourself, Ned Plimpton.
You've served well.
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651. Your friend, Capt. Steve Zissou.
Dictated, but not read."
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652. Yeah, more or less
standard boilerplate, I guess.
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653. There's some real high-tech gear...
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654. inside this deal,
believe me.
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655. First we go downstairs
and turn on that tracking system.
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656. Then, as long as the batteries
on that homing dart haven't gone down —
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657. - Who locked us out?
- No one. We're trespassing.
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658. Steve, are we allowed in here?
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659. It's a scientific community, man.
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660. Captain, I am required by law...
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661. to notify the bank
of any illegal activities.
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662. Just do what you've gotta do
to cover your ass, Bill.
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663. I got it.
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664. Fuck! They wired it!
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665. Klaus, go down and get me
some cable snippers.
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666. This is Captain Hennessey.
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667. You have trespassed
on a private facility.
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668. The coast guard
is being alerted via satellite.
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669. Again, this is Captain Hennessey.
Immediately leave the prem —
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670. Okay, action.
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671. Well, look who's
back in town.
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672. You've traveled over 150 miles
since we last heard from you.
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673. This son of a bitch is heading for
the South Pacific.
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674. Turn on your tape recorder, cubbie.
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675. - Is it the jaguar shark?
- On the record, yes.
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676. Cut. Print both takes, Vikram.
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677. Was I...
just in the film?
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678. Yeah. You're gonna
have to sign a release.
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679. But you've actually
located the shark?
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680. You'd better bet your fuckin' ass we did.
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681. All right, everybody,
we got about 25 to 30 minutes...
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682. before the coast guard
gets here to arrest us.
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683. I want you all to get Hennessey's
best gear onto the Belafonte in 15.
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684. - You're gonna steal his stuff?
- Nah, we'll get it back to him.
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685. Interns, let's see some hustle.
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686. Uh, what is this, Pelé?
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687. I don't know.
Uh, the map?
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688. - Steve!
- Uh-huh?
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689. Do you know that you just charted us
on a course through unprotected waters?
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690. Yeah.
We're taking the shortcut.
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691. But it's outside I.M.U. jurisdiction.
There isn't any protection.
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692. I know, honey.
Look at the map.
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693. We go your way,
that's about four inches.
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694. We go my way, it's an inch and a half.
You wanna pay for the extra gas?
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695. What kind of system is this?
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696. It's the Bernstein Nines.
They just upgraded last summer.
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697. The Nines are out already?
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698. - Does this do cappuccino?
- Ja.
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699. Wait a second.
Steve, this isn't the procedure.
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700. One of the interns just fell down
the stairs with the main tracking processor.
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701. Just make sure
we steal the backup.
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702. Are you listening to me? Eleanor told me
that under no circumstances —
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703. Shut up before
you jinx us, Anne-Marie.
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704. - You catching anything?
- Mm-mmm.
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705. Hook this up
and make me a latte.
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706. You know, cubbie's
kind of a sucker-maker...
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707. but she's got some moves.
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708. I agree.
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709. If she wasn't a bull dyke,
I think I might have a bit of a thing for her.
Copy !req
710. As you can see...
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711. if the creature continues
its current migratory route...
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712. our paths should converge
in less than four days.
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713. I wanna get there in three.
Ogata, can we —
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714. Vladimir, what's this blip right over here?
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715. I don't know.
I've been trying to figure that out.
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716. We might have them both mixed up,
or it could be the other way around.
Copy !req
717. But we're gonna be right on top of it
first thing in the morning.
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718. Hmm.
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719. - Good eye, Ned.
- Thank you.
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720. Should we investigate it?
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721. Yeah. Let's make a quick dive at 6:00 a.m.,
and we'll scope out the phantom signal.
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722. - It's probably just one of Hennessey's research turtles.
- Yes.
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723. But I wanna be
back on the road by lunch.
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724. Do me a favor.
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725. Next time you get a hot idea
in front of the reporter...
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726. whisper it
in my ear first.
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727. Otherwise I look like
kind of a daydream johnny. You know?
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728. Daydream johnny, yes.
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729. You let him change your name?
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730. Well, we changed it together.
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731. - What was it before?
- Edward Plimpton.
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732. That's a million times better.
Change it back, Ned.
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733. I really don't see you
as a Kingsley Zissou.
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734. Do you think Steve and I
have a family resemblance?
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735. No.
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736. I guess it doesn't
really matter anyway.
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737. Here.
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738. I stole it back.
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739. I strung it on some peppermint
dental floss...
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740. in case you wanna
wear it like a necklace.
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741. Happy with the piece, Jane?
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742. What are you
doing in here?
Copy !req
743. Am I? No.
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744. Put that down.
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745. I assume I'm Mr. Z.
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746. I'm sorry that you think
my red hat is, uh —
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747. What's the word you use?
"Contrived."
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748. And that...
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749. "The Zissou of my childhood represents
all the dreams I've come to regret."
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750. What? Why?
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751. I'm going to have to start
locking my f-ing door.
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752. It was locked.
I kicked it in.
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753. Why don't you just curse
like other people?
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754. Because I'm trying to get out of the habit
before I have my fucking baby!
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755. Okay.
That makes sense.
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756. Well, please
clean up your room anyway.
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757. - It looks like a goddamn typhoon hit it.
- Get out!
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758. Please don't make fun of me.
I just wanted to flirt with you.
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759. I'll have an intern
come and fix the door.
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760. This is a message
from the I.M.U. coast guard.
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761. Apparently some crooked fuckers
broke into my sea lab yesterday.
Copy !req
762. How awful.
Did they nick anything?
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763. It doesn't say.
They probably just trashed the place.
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764. I'm so pissed
I wanna spit.
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765. Hugo —
tell Carl to load my elephant gun...
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766. with buckshot.
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767. We're gonna hunt down
these sickos.
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768. Supposedly Cousteau
and his cronies...
Copy !req
769. invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies
into the helmet.
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770. But we made ours with
a special rabbit ear on the top...
Copy !req
771. so we could pipe in
some music.
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772. Okay, roll it, Vikram.
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773. Would it be possible for me to
address you as Dad in this scene?
Copy !req
774. No. Why?
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775. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
I forgot. I — I'm sorry.
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776. Where are you coming from,
jack off? Shit.
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777. It's not a bad impulse though.
Some kind of nickname.
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778. Not that one. It's too specific,
but try to think of something else.
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779. Another name?
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780. How about Stevesy?
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781. That's good. Try it.
What were you gonna say before?
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782. Good luck, Stevesy.
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783. Fantastic.
Let's go.
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784. Okay, action.
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785. Look, Ned.
There's a sunken airplane down there.
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786. Let's check it out.
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787. We examine the crash site, but are careful
not to disturb the forensic evidence.
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788. - How was that?
- Not bad.
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789. The first take was
a little faster.
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790. - Is that yours?
- Klaus.
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791. - Klaus.
- Ja?
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792. May I have a word
with you, please?
Copy !req
793. What?
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794. - Why'd you do that?
- Because I owed you one.
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795. But you gave me
a warning already.
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796. - You stood up for yourself.
- I still owed you one.
Copy !req
797. - And now I owe you one.
- No. Now we're even.
Copy !req
798. Why are you doing this?
He's not my father, you know. I don't have that.
Copy !req
799. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
800. "We're even," damn it.
That's it!
Copy !req
801. No, it was like a beat-up
little jalopy.
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802. I don't know what you'd call it.
You didn't see it?
Copy !req
803. I didn't see it, boss.
Copy !req
804. Well, keep your eyes peeled.
Copy !req
805. Klaus, check who's on watch.
I'll be in the sauna.
Copy !req
806. Pelé and —
Copy !req
807. Who the shit is
Kingsley Zissou?
Copy !req
808. - Is that him?
- Mm-hmm. That's him.
Copy !req
809. I've never felt a baby
in someone's stomach before.
Copy !req
810. I think you'll make
a very good single mother.
Copy !req
811. - Thanks.
- Although it does put you both at a tremendous disadvantage.
Copy !req
812. You know...
Copy !req
813. Steve's got a little bit
of a thing for you.
Copy !req
814. Why do you say that?
Copy !req
815. Because he told me.
Copy !req
816. Really?
Copy !req
817. I thought he hated my guts.
Copy !req
818. Well, I think you hurt his feelings,
but that doesn't mean —
Copy !req
819. He says I hurt
his feelings?
Copy !req
820. So... f'd up.
Copy !req
821. - Yeah?
- Steve, would you please open the door?
Copy !req
822. Mm-hmm?
Copy !req
823. Jane, is, uh, Ned in there?
Copy !req
824. Stevesy?
Stevesy, what's happenin'?
Copy !req
825. Are those hijackers?
Copy !req
826. Well, we call them pirates
out here, Ned.
Copy !req
827. You were supposed to be
on watch, by the way.
Copy !req
828. Oh, my God.
You're right. Stevesy, look.
Copy !req
829. Whoa. No.
Copy !req
830. So, tell me, you were reading
to each other in French?
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831. No, it's in English.
It was translated.
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832. Well, you know, you're not supposed to
go into each other's cabins on a boat.
Copy !req
833. - Why not?
- It's just kind of...
Copy !req
834. an unwritten maritime rule
when you're at sea.
Copy !req
835. Especially the goddamn lookout.
Copy !req
836. - I'm so sorry.
- So am I.
Copy !req
837. You hung us out to dry.
Copy !req
838. If we don't handle
this right...
Copy !req
839. we're gonna all
get murdered.
Copy !req
840. Including her unborn British child.
Copy !req
841. I'm gonna kill you
for that, asshole!
Copy !req
842. I'm gonna hit you so fuckin' hard
you'll be blind!
Copy !req
843. Please don't hurt him.
Copy !req
844. Watch me. I'll let you know
when I'm gonna make a move.
Copy !req
845. Steve, it's way safer for us
to just do what they say.
Copy !req
846. They probably just want
our money and jewels and shit.
Copy !req
847. Yeah. Then how am I gonna
finish my movie then?
Copy !req
848. Jesus holy f —
Copy !req
849. They're going to
kill us, Steve.
Copy !req
850. All right. I'm pattin' you on the back
right now, Klausie.
Copy !req
851. Don't be scared.
I'm gonna get us through this, everybody.
Copy !req
852. ¿Ogata, cómo está, pal?
Copy !req
853. Wake up, Ned-o.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
Copy !req
854. I need to speak with
the man in charge, fellas.
Copy !req
855. Don't point that gun at him.
He's an unpaid intern.
Copy !req
856. Vikram, what kind of
coverage you gettin'?
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857. I just kept it rolling till
they put this hood over my head.
Copy !req
858. Bill speaks their language.
What are they saying, Billy?
Copy !req
859. Hold on.
Copy !req
860. Okay. Apparently they're taking a hostage.
Obviously they've chosen Ned —
Copy !req
861. Uh, now that they've found out
that I speak Filipino...
Copy !req
862. they seem to be changing their minds.
Copy !req
863. - Do you have a vault? They want to know if there's a vault.
- There's no vault.
Copy !req
864. Our vault contains
at least 10 different currencies...
Copy !req
865. from all over the world at any given moment...
Copy !req
866. and we are prepared for
every kind of financial necessity.
Copy !req
867. There goes Ned's inheritance.
Copy !req
868. Tell them if they don't
get off my boat right now...
Copy !req
869. there's gonna
be a major shit-storm.
Copy !req
870. Ned-o, can you hear me?
Copy !req
871. We'll get ya back, Billy. Is everybody else safe?
Anne-Marie, are you okay, honey?
Copy !req
872. No, I'm not. I told you these were
unprotected waters.
Copy !req
873. What a fuckin' nightmare.
Copy !req
874. Be cool on this shit,
okay, cubbie?
Copy !req
875. I mean, at least try
to show both sides.
Copy !req
876. I need to find a baby
for this father.
Copy !req
877. Yeah, I think I know
what you mean.
Copy !req
878. Steve.
Copy !req
879. Here we go.
Copy !req
880. - Steve, what are you going —
- I said get your ass...
Copy !req
881. the hell off of my boat!
Copy !req
882. I've never seen a bond company stooge
stick his neck out like that.
Copy !req
883. What's that sound?
Copy !req
884. - Is that —
- The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah.
Copy !req
885. "As if the natural world's been
turned upside down." Lord Mandrake.
Copy !req
886. Vikram, get some cutaways
of this miracle.
Copy !req
887. Klaus, Ogata, put out
the deck fires before we sink.
Copy !req
888. Those fucking amateurs.
Copy !req
889. You left your dog, you idiots.
Copy !req
890. Wrap this stiff in a tablecloth.
We're gonna bury him at sea.
Copy !req
891. Shouldn't we give him
to the authorities or something?
Copy !req
892. No.
Copy !req
893. I'll write up a few words
to read over him.
Copy !req
894. How ya holdin' up there, intern?
Doin' okay?
Copy !req
895. Ned, how many fingers
am I holdin' up?
Copy !req
896. I don't know.
That's not my job.
Copy !req
897. Too many to tell.
Copy !req
898. - How many fingers —
- He's gonna be just fine.
Copy !req
899. I believe it's criminal
that Steve allowed this to happen to us...
Copy !req
900. by which I mean illegal.
Copy !req
901. We're being led on an illegal suicide mission
by a selfish maniac.
Copy !req
902. I hear what you're saying,
but I think you misjudge the guy.
Copy !req
903. Saint Paul said
to the Corinthians...
Copy !req
904. "Without kin, no man may
regard himself kindly. Without s —"
Copy !req
905. Holy shit!
Son of a bitch. Cut.
Copy !req
906. This is Captain Hennessey.
We've come in response to your distress signal.
Copy !req
907. Remain calm until —
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908. Good God.
Is that you, Steven?
Copy !req
909. Ogata, run downstairs and put a tarp over
anything that says "Operation Hennessey" on it.
Copy !req
910. What about this guy?
Copy !req
911. Just throw him over
the other side.
Copy !req
912. Your engine blew up,
and all your fuel's been stolen. Is that correct?
Copy !req
913. - Uh-huh.
- I certainly know how you feel.
Copy !req
914. Some crooked fuckers
just stripped my sea lab, you know.
Copy !req
915. Probably the same dudes.
Copy !req
916. I can tow you as far as
Port-au-Patois.
Copy !req
917. I'll need your signature on that invoice first.
Copy !req
918. It accounts for the expenses of the rescue
operation as well as my time and that of my crew.
Copy !req
919. This is more than the budget
of my whole project.
Copy !req
920. It's an estimate.
Uh, what's your dog's name?
Copy !req
921. Cody.
Copy !req
922. Be still, Cody.
Copy !req
923. I have to run this by
my bond company stooge.
Copy !req
924. - He's been kidnapped.
- That's true.
Copy !req
925. - I have to rescue him first.
- Well, sign it now, or I'm leavin' you out here.
Copy !req
926. Oh. I dined with Eleanor
last weekend, by the way.
Copy !req
927. She's summering at my villa
in West Port-au-Patois, don't you know.
Copy !req
928. Say, how's Team Zissou
holdin' up without her?
Copy !req
929. The first thing that goes through
a captain's head...
Copy !req
930. when he hears there's low morale
goin' around is:
Copy !req
931. "What'd I do?
Is it all my fault?"
Copy !req
932. Well, he's probably right.
Copy !req
933. Most of us have been
together a long time.
Copy !req
934. There are others
that were here before that.
Copy !req
935. Do you all
not like me anymore?
Copy !req
936. I mean, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
Copy !req
937. Look, if you're not
against me...
Copy !req
938. don't cross this line.
Copy !req
939. If yes, do.
Copy !req
940. I love you all.
Copy !req
941. - Are you sure?
- Yes, I am.
Copy !req
942. - I don't understand. Why?
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
943. Wait a second. What are we doing?
You said cross the line if —
Copy !req
944. - Cross the line if you're going to quit.
- Oh.
Copy !req
945. Do it again.
I misunderstood.
Copy !req
946. Hi, Ross.
Copy !req
947. I got your corrections on the proofs.
They're fine, but...
Copy !req
948. I'm not coming back.
Copy !req
949. It's over.
Please don't try to contact me, okay?
Copy !req
950. You'll hear from us sometime.
Copy !req
951. We got attacked by pirates.
Copy !req
952. I feel as if life is —
Copy !req
953. Well, you get the idea.
Anyway, take care of yourself. Jane.
Copy !req
954. Will you write to me?
Copy !req
955. Of course.
Give me the address.
Copy !req
956. Well, actually, I went ahead and stamped
and self-addressed...
Copy !req
957. 50 or so envelopes
just to...
Copy !req
958. make it easier for you.
Copy !req
959. Thanks.
I'll use them.
Copy !req
960. Each one has three
blank pages in it, and...
Copy !req
961. here's a pen.
Copy !req
962. Maybe I'm going to write you
a letter right now.
Copy !req
963. Okay.
Copy !req
964. Bet I'm gonna
really miss you, Ned.
Copy !req
965. I'm gonna miss you too.
Copy !req
966. In fact, I feel like —
Copy !req
967. I don't know. I feel like
my heart's almost getting broken.
Copy !req
968. I guess I'm overreacting.
Copy !req
969. Is that really true?
Copy !req
970. Yes, it is.
Copy !req
971. That was all
off the record, cubbie.
Copy !req
972. - That whole deal.
Copy !req
973. Actually, I'm surprised
you didn't cross the line yourself.
Copy !req
974. - What line?
- The line I drew on the deck just now.
Copy !req
975. - You weren't up there?
- No.
Copy !req
976. You're kidding.
Copy !req
977. That was one of the most dramatic things
that's ever happened on this boat.
Copy !req
978. I just lost all my best interns.
Copy !req
979. I thought you were supposed to be
covering this story.
Copy !req
980. - You just said it was all off the record.
- Yeah, but you didn't know that.
Copy !req
981. Well, I was down here packing.
Copy !req
982. Flipped the wrong breaker.
Copy !req
983. So, you are leaving.
Copy !req
984. You're jumpin' ship on me.
Copy !req
985. I'm going to scrap
the article.
Copy !req
986. You mean you're not even gonna
write the cover story on me?
Copy !req
987. Man, I just don't have
any stature anymore.
Copy !req
988. Sorry, Steve.
Everything just got too weird. That's all.
Copy !req
989. But I gave you a goddamn
showstopper up there.
Copy !req
990. Are you sleeping with Ned?
Copy !req
991. That's none of
your business.
Copy !req
992. Okay.
Copy !req
993. - Are ya?
- No, I'm not.
Copy !req
994. You're gonna miss
the jaguar shark.
Copy !req
995. Or whatever it is
if it actually exists.
Copy !req
996. Are you crying?
Copy !req
997. You cry easily, don't you?
Copy !req
998. Bloody hell. God save that poor little stooge.
Copy !req
999. - This never would have happened if
Eleanor was with us. - Thanks, man.
Copy !req
1000. Your luck had better
damn well change soon, mate.
Copy !req
1001. Now, I must away.
I'll send you a postcard from my travels.
Copy !req
1002. Wh — Wait.
Where are you goin'?
Copy !req
1003. Abroad for a spell, my darling.
It's my passport status, you see.
Copy !req
1004. I'm X-9 at the moment.
Legally, I'm a fugitive.
Copy !req
1005. Wait a second.
They stole my budget...
Copy !req
1006. my boat's broken,
you're ditchin' me up the creek.
Copy !req
1007. What am I supposed
to do here?
Copy !req
1008. Well, I must say,
nothing's jumping to mind.
Copy !req
1009. Phillip, any suggestions?
No, he's shaking his head.
Copy !req
1010. Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead!
Copy !req
1011. Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois!
Copy !req
1012. Ho! Ho!
Copy !req
1013. Ho!
Copy !req
1014. Land ho! Ho!
Copy !req
1015. No. I can't give you full credit,
but I'm not gonna flunk you either.
Copy !req
1016. You're all getting incompletes.
Copy !req
1017. This is bullshit.
Copy !req
1018. Oh, shit.
What do you want?
Copy !req
1019. Do you mind if I butter you up a little bit
before I answer that question?
Copy !req
1020. Yes, I do.
Tell me now.
Copy !req
1021. I need some money
to get the boat out of hock...
Copy !req
1022. and rescue my bond company stooge
who got kidnapped.
Copy !req
1023. Could we ask your parents
to loan it to me?
Copy !req
1024. No.
Copy !req
1025. Okay.
Copy !req
1026. Could I go ahead
and butter you up anyway?
Copy !req
1027. It took me two and a half hours
to get out here.
Copy !req
1028. - Who's that dude?
- That's my research assistant, Javier.
Copy !req
1029. Javier, presento Steve.
Copy !req
1030. - Steve.
Copy !req
1031. Necesito cinco minutos,
por favor.
Copy !req
1032. You know, I'd be jealous
about you staying at Allie's place...
Copy !req
1033. except I always thought
he was kind of a closet queer.
Copy !req
1034. So how's your father-son
relationship coming along?
Copy !req
1035. Well, nobody has a real lock on any of this,
so I don't know how it all times out.
Copy !req
1036. I mean, I know I want him
to think of me like a father.
Copy !req
1037. But the fact that there's
an outside chance...
Copy !req
1038. that he could really be
my actual...
Copy !req
1039. biological son...
Copy !req
1040. is very difficult for me.
Copy !req
1041. You know I'm not big
on apologizing.
Copy !req
1042. So I'll just skip it
if it's all the same to you.
Copy !req
1043. - Okay.
- Anyway, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1044. I know I haven't been
at my best this past decade.
Copy !req
1045. That's true.
Copy !req
1046. What happened to me?
Copy !req
1047. Did I lose my talent?
Copy !req
1048. Am I ever gonna be
good again?
Copy !req
1049. I don't know.
Copy !req
1050. Doesn't matter anyway.
Copy !req
1051. It's probably the last adventure
I've got in me.
Copy !req
1052. I was hopin' to go out
in a flash of blazes...
Copy !req
1053. but I'll probably just
end up goin' home.
Copy !req
1054. Unless you're plannin'
to sell the island.
Copy !req
1055. I wonder how much
I could get for it.
Copy !req
1056. In this market?
Copy !req
1057. You were probably right all along.
We should've had a kid together.
Copy !req
1058. Of course...
Copy !req
1059. you were kind of already...
Copy !req
1060. on the edge of bein' too old.
Copy !req
1061. Unless maybe that's a cop-out.
Copy !req
1062. It's worse than a cop-out.
I was 34.
Copy !req
1063. It's good to see ya, Eleanor.
Copy !req
1064. I'm about to blow my stack.
Copy !req
1065. I turn my back,
and the bullshit begins.
Copy !req
1066. Ned, you're a scumbag.
Copy !req
1067. And, Jane,
you're a goddamn liar.
Copy !req
1068. What the fuck
are you doing in here?
Copy !req
1069. What the "F"
are you doing in here?
Copy !req
1070. I warned you about
being in other people's cabins.
Copy !req
1071. You were supposed to go home.
Copy !req
1072. Well, you convinced me to stay
and finish the story.
Copy !req
1073. - Is it still the cover?
- I don't fucking know.
Copy !req
1074. Don't you dare
put on that uniform.
Copy !req
1075. It's all I have with me.
Copy !req
1076. I told you I have
a bit of a thing for her.
Copy !req
1077. "Not this one," I said.
Copy !req
1078. You said,
"Not this one, Klaus."
Copy !req
1079. So you heard me.
Copy !req
1080. You're too old for me, Steve.
Copy !req
1081. Well, you're pregnant.
Copy !req
1082. Can I have a word
with you privately?
Copy !req
1083. Yes.
Copy !req
1084. Follow me.
Copy !req
1085. Are you two fighting?
Copy !req
1086. I'll deal with you later.
Copy !req
1087. Look, Steve.
I know we both like her...
Copy !req
1088. and you're angry and embarrassed,
but leave her out of it.
Copy !req
1089. You think that's what
this is about?
Copy !req
1090. Shit, Ned.
What has that bull dyke been telling you?
Copy !req
1091. All right. I'm gonna warn you now.
Be a gentleman.
Copy !req
1092. What are you doin' here?
I thought all you interns ran out on me.
Copy !req
1093. I want to help you
find that shark.
Copy !req
1094. Goddamn it.
Thank ya, intern.
Copy !req
1095. - You're gettin' an "A."
- His name's Nico.
Copy !req
1096. - Who?
- Hello, Vikram.
Copy !req
1097. Give me that camera.
I'm gonna smash it over your head.
Copy !req
1098. Cut!
Copy !req
1099. I misread you, man.
Copy !req
1100. I'm gonna have to
rethink some shit.
Copy !req
1101. You don't know me.
You never wanted to know me.
Copy !req
1102. I'm just a character
in your film.
Copy !req
1103. It's a documentary.
It's all really happening.
Copy !req
1104. Well, damn you for that.
Copy !req
1105. Go to bed,
you sons of bitches.
Copy !req
1106. That pregnant slut's been playin' us
like a cheap fiddle.
Copy !req
1107. That's it.
I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
Copy !req
1108. You never say,
"I'm gonna fight you, Steve."
Copy !req
1109. You just smile
and act natural...
Copy !req
1110. and then you
sucker punch him.
Copy !req
1111. - You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
- Oh, listen, Ned.
Copy !req
1112. Don't you try to —
Copy !req
1113. I think your Team Zissou ring
might've caught me on the lip.
Copy !req
1114. You call yourself
my son, but...
Copy !req
1115. I just don't see it.
Copy !req
1116. It's nothin' personal.
Copy !req
1117. What do you want?
Copy !req
1118. Nothin'.
Copy !req
1119. That's so arrogant.
Copy !req
1120. That's — Screw off.
Copy !req
1121. I can't believe I asked
if I could call you Dad.
Copy !req
1122. - Of course you said no.
- I let you call me Stevesy. It sounds better.
Copy !req
1123. It doesn't mean
the same thing.
Copy !req
1124. A week before
she killed herself...
Copy !req
1125. my mother told me that you'd known about me
since the day I was born.
Copy !req
1126. Is that a fact?
Copy !req
1127. That's a fact.
Copy !req
1128. I ought to have stayed
in Kentucky where I belong.
Copy !req
1129. Quiet.
Copy !req
1130. Somebody pay for
this water taxi.
Copy !req
1131. You got any petty cash on you?
Copy !req
1132. Remind me to send Eleanor's parents a thank-you
note on the good correspondence stock.
Copy !req
1133. Okay.
Copy !req
1134. This is the message we received
earlier tonight...
Copy !req
1135. on our answering machine
at Pescespada Island.
Copy !req
1136. Bill Ubell here. I'm on a pay phone.
Copy !req
1137. I am still blindfolded.
My arms are bound.
Copy !req
1138. But a young boy
has been kind enough to assist me.
Copy !req
1139. There's not much chance
I'll get another opportunity to call...
Copy !req
1140. so I thought
I would ask if —
Copy !req
1141. - What? No.
Copy !req
1142. Well, thanks for
checkin' in, Bill.
Copy !req
1143. Next time maybe you could let us know
where you're at.
Copy !req
1144. Based on the quality of
the connection...
Copy !req
1145. the variety of wildlife
in the background...
Copy !req
1146. and the elapsed time between Mr. Ubell's capture
and this message...
Copy !req
1147. there's a good chance
he's on one of the Ping Islands.
Copy !req
1148. There used to be a four-star hotel
on Little Ping.
Copy !req
1149. But the entire island
was destroyed by a monsoon five years ago.
Copy !req
1150. It's been uninhabited
ever since.
Copy !req
1151. I know the place.
Hotel Citroën.
Copy !req
1152. Cubbie, I'd like to speak
on the record for a moment.
Copy !req
1153. Eleanor has always been
the brains behind Team Zissou.
Copy !req
1154. By the way...
Copy !req
1155. are you gonna put in a good description
of the command center I've set up down here?
Copy !req
1156. Okay, gang. That's the plan.
Set a course for Ping Island, full speed ahead.
Copy !req
1157. You'll need to hire a team of mechanics
to rebuild the engine first, of course.
Copy !req
1158. I know.
I'm saying after that.
Copy !req
1159. Just because I've decided to save your neck again
and help you do this rescue...
Copy !req
1160. doesn't mean
you've won me back.
Copy !req
1161. Yes, ma'am.
Copy !req
1162. Thanks.
Copy !req
1163. - Is the father out of the picture?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1164. Actually, I was sort of terrified
about having this baby.
Copy !req
1165. And right now I'm not
really scared of anything.
Copy !req
1166. - Maybe it's my hormones.
- That makes sense.
Copy !req
1167. I'm going to tell you
something confidentially...
Copy !req
1168. which won't be
mentioned again.
Copy !req
1169. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person
who can say this, including Steve.
Copy !req
1170. Never mind how I found out.
I'm a scientist.
Copy !req
1171. It's the thing that puzzles me
about Ned's situation.
Copy !req
1172. - What is it?
- Zissou shoots blanks.
Copy !req
1173. Huh.
Copy !req
1174. I think maybe it's because
he spent half his life underwater.
Copy !req
1175. Let's try track three
against picture.
Copy !req
1176. A treacherous reef surrounds the Ping Islands...
Copy !req
1177. warning intruders
to keep their distance.
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1178. Today we discover
one of its victims off the coast of Ping Three.
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1179. Our colleague Alistair Hennessey
and his crew are nowhere to be found.
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1180. We will land at dawn.
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1181. Not bad. We'll temp it
with that, anyway.
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1182. All right. Let's go!
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1183. Oh, shit.
Swamp leeches.
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1184. Everybody, check for swamp leeches,
and pull them off.
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1185. Nobody else got hit?
I'm the only one? What's the deal?
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1186. What a shame.
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1187. They had a bartender here, Kino,
made the best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.
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1188. You ready, Vikram?
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1189. Five-six and a half.
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1190. All right.
Shall we do this?
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1191. The barometer's falling.
It's gonna rain in five minutes. We gotta be quick.
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1192. - Well, where are they?
- Unknown. Split into two groups.
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1193. I'll take Ned, Ogata
and Wolodarsky.
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1194. Thanks. Thanks a lot
for not picking me.
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1195. What?
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1196. We're smack in the middle
of a lightning-strike rescue op, Klaus.
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1197. - What's the deal?
- I'm sick of being on "B" Squad.
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1198. Listen. You may be on "B" Squad,
but you're the "B" Squad leader.
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1199. Don't you know me and Esteban
always thought of you as our baby brother?
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1200. I've always thought of
you two as my dads.
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1201. Please don't let anyone
make fun of me for saying so.
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1202. I can't guarantee that,
Klausie, but I'll try.
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1203. Can we get on with
the maneuvers now?
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1204. Wolodarsky,
you got something?
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1205. Not yet.
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1206. Anybody see anybody?
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1207. Empty.
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1208. - Klaus, pirates?
- Zip.
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1209. I think this whole place
is deserted.
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1210. Shit! We played a bum hunch.
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1211. Fuck. Okay, let's not
get down on ourselves.
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1212. We still got two more
Ping Islands to check out...
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1213. except I don't know if we have
enough gas to do it.
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1214. - Damn it, Steve.
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1215. This sucks.
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1216. I'm disappointed in myself.
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1217. My first wife, Jacqueline, and I
spent our honeymoon here.
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1218. Things are
pretty different now.
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1219. All right.
Let's check out.
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1220. Did you get that, Vikram?
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1221. - Uh, yeah.
- Good.
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1222. We'll give them
the reality this time.
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1223. A washed-up old man
with no friends...
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1224. no distribution deal,
wife on the rocks...
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1225. people laughin' at him,
feelin' sorry for himself.
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1226. Can I have a word alone
with my son, please?
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1227. - Are you all right?
- Not really.
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1228. By the way, I've been tryin'
to think of a nickname...
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1229. that might mean
the right thing.
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1230. I came up with Papa Steve.
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1231. I'm sorry I never acknowledged
your existence all those years.
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1232. It won't happen again.
I mean it.
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1233. You are my son to me.
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1234. Almost more so.
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1235. See, for me to meet a guy like you
at this time in my life —
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1236. I don't know.
Uh, it's just —
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1237. I want to communicate
my feelings to you...
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1238. but... I think I might
start to cry.
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1239. That's okay.
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1240. Psst!
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1241. There's something
in the coat check.
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1242. Hey, Billy.
You okay?
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1243. - Did you get my message?
- Yeah. It was kind of garbled.
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1244. Oh.
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1245. Jesus.
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1246. These pirates are monsters.
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1247. Well, yeah, but remember I shot one of their guys
in the neck last week and killed him...
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1248. so I think
we're okay too.
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1249. Where's Cody?
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1250. Cody?
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1251. Steven.
Are you rescuing me?
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1252. Fold.
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1253. Klaus!
Bring the dynamite!
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1254. They're in there after all. Run! Go!
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1255. Move! Now!
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1256. Vikram got some great footage of your boat
out there. I guess it's totaled, huh?
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1257. Perhaps, but we're extremely
well insured.
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1258. I'll probably come out ahead
in the end.
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1259. Although we'll obviously have to crew up
from scratch next time.
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1260. They made soup out of my research turtles.
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1261. Ogata, give some
first aid to Pelé.
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1262. Klausie, Ned-o...
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1263. dig in here,
and hold these rustlers off...
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1264. while I call in
the rendezvous.
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1265. We'll meet on the beach.
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1266. You're "A" Squad.
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1267. Renzo. Renzo. Renzo.
Anybody. Hello. Hello.
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1268. This gizmo's out of juice.
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1269. Thanks.
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1270. No. Captain.
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1271. That's Cedric.
He's a friend.
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1272. Merci, Cedric.
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1273. Remind me.
We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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1274. Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing boat,
and throw them in the water.
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1275. No, wait. They might have
another set. Just blow it up.
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1276. Hey, Ned. It looks like
we recovered your inheritance.
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1277. Klausie.
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1278. That's it.
I'm retired.
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1279. Oh, no. We forgot Cody. We gotta go back.
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1280. Good-bye, Cody.
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1281. See, this represents
the Belafonte.
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1282. And here's
Pescespada Island.
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1283. And that circle represents
friendship.
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1284. And the "K" here
stands for Klaus.
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1285. Where's your symbol, Ned?
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1286. Oh, I didn't want to
impose myself.
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1287. Klaus is right.
The flag needs a Ned symbol.
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1288. Ah, I suppose we could put an "N"
on the side of that octopus.
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1289. What's that stand for
over there?
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1290. That's Esteban.
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1291. Well, it was workin' okay
until late last night...
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1292. but now the whole tracking system's gone
completely on the fritz.
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1293. Screw it. We'll sell it for scrap
along with the boat and the submarines.
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1294. I'm goin' home.
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1295. Let's take up the whirlybird
and see what we find out there anyway.
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1296. I got a feelin' we can spot this fish
from 111 feet up.
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1297. Ned, I don't know
if I ever even saw the bastard.
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1298. I have $275,000 invested
in this damn production.
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1299. Somethin' ate Esteban,
didn't it?
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1300. Now lead!
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1301. Right?
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1302. Right? Ho!
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1303. Ho.
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1304. A letter from Jane.
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1305. What does she say?
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1306. Nothin' to speak of.
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1307. Thank you for putting me
on the flag, Ned.
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1308. Of course, Klaus.
It was my pleasure.
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1309. Yeah, but you stitched me
onto the dolphin...
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1310. and I want you to know
how much that means to me.
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1311. - Well, I'm very pleased you liked it.
- Y-You're not listening.
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1312. I didn't just like it.
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1313. - You understand?
- Yes, I do.
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1314. I've still got yours, of course.
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1315. My what?
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1316. Dear Captain Zissou.
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1317. I am 12 years old
and live in Jawbone, Kentucky.
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1318. A creek runs behind our house
where I live with my mother.
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1319. She met you once some years ago...
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1320. and I collect and catalog amphibians,
reptiles and insects.
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1321. I don't know what this one is called,
so I named it myself.
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1322. You are probably my one of,
if not the, favorite person I've ever studied.
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1323. I plan to be either,
"A, "an oceanographer...
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1324. "B, "an architect, "C, "a pilot.
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1325. Thank you very much for your good work.
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1326. Sincerely, Ned Plimpton,
Blue Star Cadet, Zissou Society.
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1327. P. S. Do you ever wish
you could breathe underwater?
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1328. I still wish
I could breathe underwater.
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1329. Me too, Ned.
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1330. - Fluorescent snapper!
- What?
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1331. Really? What's that?
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1332. - A good sign. The last time
we saw that big shitkicker, he —
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1333. Somethin' popped up there,
didn't it?
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1334. I heard a pin snap loose
in the rotator mechanism.
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1335. This is gonna hurt.
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1336. Ned!
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1337. Ned!
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1338. - Ned!
- Hey, Stevesy.
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1339. Are you okay?
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1340. I think I'm okay.
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1341. What happened?
Did we hit something?
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1342. Most likely not.
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1343. I think maybe
the pushrod failed.
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1344. I'm sorry, Ned. I should've scrapped
this chopper 10 years ago.
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1345. You know, maybe
I should've autorotated...
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1346. and performed a high bank
through our descent.
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1347. We might've crashed
a little softer.
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1348. Probably wouldn't have made
any difference though.
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1349. Oh.
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1350. This is the first time Eleanor's ever cried
in front of me as long as I've known her.
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1351. Except for once when she got
her arm caught in the deck winch.
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1352. Is this my espresso machine?
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1353. Wh-What is — How did you get
my espresso machine?
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1354. Well, uh...
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1355. we fuckin' stole it, man.
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1356. Allie, why don't you go powder your nose.
I need to talk to your ex-wife.
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1357. We've never made
great husbands, have we?
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1358. Of course, I have a good excuse.
I'm part gay.
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1359. Supposedly everyone is.
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1360. I never told you this,
but I was hoping...
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1361. we might get the chance
to adopt Ned.
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1362. I think he would've
wanted it that way.
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1363. - Would you have gone along with me on that?
- He was 30, Steve.
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1364. - But I'd have considered it.
- Thanks, Eleanor.
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1365. We're a dying breed.
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1366. Yeah.
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1367. I guess we were all right
while we lasted though, weren't we?
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1368. Oh, we were like
glory's gate, my darling.
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1369. We were like
that bloody shark of yours.
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1370. We swam with the, um, uh —
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1371. Oh, goddamn it.
I had it on the plane.
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1372. What was I gonna say?
Ah, well.
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1373. - It's good to see you.
- How's your passport status?
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1374. Much better, thank you.
I'm back down to X-4.
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1375. Tell me. Who knocked up
the reporter?
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1376. I don't know.
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1377. By the way, thanks for showing me
the first draft.
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1378. You read it.
What did you think?
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1379. Well, I was a little
embarrassed at first.
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1380. Obviously people are gonna think
I'm a showboat and a little bit of a prick.
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1381. But then I realized...
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1382. that's me.
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1383. I said those things.
I did those things.
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1384. I can live with that.
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1385. You're a good writer, Jane.
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1386. It's the f-ing cover.
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1387. That-a-girl.
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1388. Excuse me.
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1389. Excuse me.
I'm sorry to interrupt...
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1390. but we just got the scanning
monitor back up...
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1391. and it looks like the jaguar shark,
or whatever it is that we're tracking...
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1392. is in a trench
on the far side of the reef.
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1393. What the hell is going on in here?
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1394. Cheap wiring.
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1395. Anybody feel like
going for a ride?
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1396. "Ned's Theme." Take one.
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1397. I hooked a rhinestone bluefin on a rope
to give him something to eat.
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1398. Is that one of mine?
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1399. I think one of
my research turtles survived.
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1400. Looks good.
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1401. Is that him?
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1402. That's him, Klaus.
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1403. I doubt it.
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1404. You still want to
blow him up?
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1405. No. We're out of
dynamite anyway.
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1406. It is beautiful, Steve.
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1407. Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?
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1408. I wonder if it remembers me.
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1409. In 12 years
he'll be 11 and a half.
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1410. That was my favorite age.
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1411. Like this?
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1412. Just like that.
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1413. You do it too.
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1414. We complete the adventure...
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1415. but another number
of our crew has been lost.
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1416. This one was my son.
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1417. Also our equity partner.
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1418. We start the voyage home
in our wounded vessel.
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1419. - Ho.
- Ho.
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1420. This is an adventure.
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