1. The Oubyamywe Peninsula.Copy !req
2. A remote and fascinating region
teeming with extraordinary marine life.Copy !req
3. We chose its mysterious waters
as the Belafonte's next destination.Copy !req
4. In preparation for our voyage...Copy !req
5. the members of Team Zissou gathered at
my oceanographic observatory...Copy !req
6. here on Pescespada Island.Copy !req
7. This was to be our most
ambitious adventure to date...Copy !req
8. and ultimately a tragic one.Copy !req
9. Our team included...Copy !req
10. Esteban du Plantier,
chief diver...Copy !req
11. our senior statesman,
my closest colleague for27years;Copy !req
12. Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer-
calm, collected, German;Copy !req
13. Vikram Ray, 28, cameraman -
born on the Ganges;Copy !req
14. Bobby Ogata, 22, frogman;Copy !req
15. Renzo Pietro, 45,
editor, soundman;Copy !req
16. Vladimir Wolodarsky, 33, physicist,
original score composer;Copy !req
17. Anne-Marie Sakowitz,
25, script girl;Copy !req
18. Pelé dos Santos, 30,
safety expert;Copy !req
19. EleanorZissou, my wife,
vice president of the Zissou Society.Copy !req
20. We had also invited seven marine science
students from the University of North Alaska...Copy !req
21. to accompany us as unpaid interns
in exchange for school credit.Copy !req
22. October 12. Esteban and I explore
the blue reefs beyond the peninsula.Copy !req
23. Fluorescent snapper
unexpectedly appear in the shallows...Copy !req
24. extremely rare at this depth.Copy !req
25. Where's yourgun?Copy !req
26. Steve! Steve!Copy !req
27. - Where's Esteban?
- Is that thing rolling, Vikram?Copy !req
28. Encounter with highly
abnormal sharklike fish!Copy !req
29. Ten meters in length, unfamiliar
dorsal features, spots all over it!Copy !req
30. I shot it dorsally with a homing dart!Copy !req
31. Esteban was eaten!Copy !req
32. Check the scanning monitor!
Start tracking before it dives too deep!Copy !req
33. - Esteban was bitten?
- Eaten!Copy !req
34. - Is he dead?
- Esteban was eaten!Copy !req
35. - He was swallowed whole?
- No! Chewed!Copy !req
36. Check the scanning monitor!Copy !req
37. He's got hydrogen psychosis.
Crazy-eye.Copy !req
38. Steve, we think
you got crazy-eye.Copy !req
39. - Get him out of the fucking water.
- Esteban!Copy !req
40. - Esteban! Esteban!
- Why'dyou throw it over?Copy !req
41. - Esteban! Esteban!
- It's gone.Copy !req
42. - Steve!
- Esteban!Copy !req
43. Esteban! Esteban!Copy !req
44. Esteban!Copy !req
45. Was it a deliberate choice
never to show the jaguar shark?Copy !req
46. No. I dropped the camera.Copy !req
47. Why are they laughing?Copy !req
48. Yes, what's next
for Team Zissou?Copy !req
49. Well, that was only part one.
It's a cliff-hanger.Copy !req
50. Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark,
or whatever it is...Copy !req
51. and hopefully kill it.Copy !req
52. I don't know how yet.
Maybe dynamite.Copy !req
53. - You don't know what it is?
- Thank you.Copy !req
54. - No. I've never seen anything
like it before in my life.
- You say it is a jaguar shark.Copy !req
55. That's the title of your film.Copy !req
56. It was coming right at us. I just said
the first two words that came into my head.Copy !req
57. That's an endangered species at most.Copy !req
58. What would be the scientific purpose
of killing it?Copy !req
59. Revenge.Copy !req
60. Bravo!
What fun!Copy !req
61. I'd like to introduce you to Antonia Cook.
She's the new head of the film society.Copy !req
62. You must be so excited.Copy !req
63. I hope so.
You think it went okay?Copy !req
64. No, congratulations.Copy !req
65. - Seriously.
- Thanks.Copy !req
66. I wish it didn't require the "seriously,"
but thank you.Copy !req
67. Well, I just don't
think they got it.Copy !req
68. - Steve!
- Shit turnout tonight.Copy !req
69. - You know Larry Amin, chairman of Saudifilm.
- Oh, yeah. Hi.Copy !req
70. - Nice to see you.
- Larry and I were just discussing
our financial predicament.Copy !req
71. I thought it would be nice if the three
of us rode out to the party together.Copy !req
72. Why? Does Larry have that kind of
spending bread to invest?Copy !req
73. - The king's backing him now.
- I just got $500 million
capitalization from the king.Copy !req
74. - Can I get a shot of you with Captain Hennessey?
- Where?Copy !req
75. Make it quick.Copy !req
76. Hey, Steven. How's everything going
with your, uh...Copy !req
77. - What are you calling it? Leopard... fish?
- Jaguar shark.Copy !req
78. Jaguar shark.
Exactly. I love it.Copy !req
79. Tell me something -
Does it actually exist?Copy !req
80. You know, Allie,
I don't wanna give away the ending.Copy !req
81. Good man.Copy !req
82. Oh, here comes our girl.Copy !req
83. You're the most ravishing creature
that I've ever seen in my life.Copy !req
84. - Hello, Skinny.
- Hello, Eleanor.Copy !req
85. Is that a new merit badge?Copy !req
86. As a matter of fact, it is.Copy !req
87. I just became a knight in Portugal.Copy !req
88. T h e presidente g a v e
a special ball and...Copy !req
89. Don't be nice to Allie.
He's my nemesis.Copy !req
90. How could you
lay that slick faggot?Copy !req
91. Well, I was in love with him
at the time.Copy !req
92. Yeah, he's charismatic.Copy !req
93. How are you feeling?Copy !req
94. I'm right on the edge.
I don't know what comes next.Copy !req
95. Wait here.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
96. I just wanted to say hello.Copy !req
97. - Hi.
- Hey, baby.Copy !req
98. I said I wanted to say hello.
I didn't say I wanted you to touch me.Copy !req
99. I'm here with my wife.Copy !req
100. Eleanor, this is Mandeeza.
Mandeeza...Copy !req
101. Do we really wanna put me through this?Copy !req
102. People say Eleanor is the brains
behind Team Zissou.Copy !req
103. What is Steve?Copy !req
104. He's the Zissou.Copy !req
105. Steve.Copy !req
106. This is my little nephew,
Werner.Copy !req
107. He wanted to meet you.Copy !req
108. - How you doing, Werner?
- He brought you a present.Copy !req
109. A crayon pony-fish.Copy !req
110. Wow.Copy !req
111. Interesting specimen.Copy !req
112. - Thanks, pal.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
113. Steve.Copy !req
114. You don't look too good.Copy !req
115. How's this?Copy !req
116. Steve, there's a bloke over there
wants a word with you.Copy !req
117. What do you need, old man?Copy !req
118. How many of these do you have?Copy !req
119. All right, look,
just forge the rest of 'em yourself.Copy !req
120. Get out of here.Copy !req
121. Hey, Steve! How come you're not
sittin' shivah for your friend Esteban?Copy !req
122. What'd you say?Copy !req
123. Who you gonna kill in part two?Copy !req
124. Steve! Stop!Copy !req
125. Ow!Copy !req
126. Larry Amin's flying back to Mecca tonight
to see if he can make the numbers work.Copy !req
127. He should have
an answer for us in 10 days.Copy !req
128. Tell him we need to know by Sunday.Copy !req
129. Why would I do that, my darling?Copy !req
130. To call his bluff, damn it.
To light a fire under his ass.Copy !req
131. My darling, we haven't
made a hit documentary in nine years.Copy !req
132. Let's not fuck with Larry Amin.Copy !req
133. - Doubles.
- Explain it to him, will you, Eleanor.Copy !req
134. - Screwdriver.
- He understands.Copy !req
135. Amin needs to make a projection
of the world grosses...Copy !req
136. to see if he can get a tax break
and run it through his output deal.Copy !req
137. I don't understand,
but I can tell it's bullshit.Copy !req
138. Oh, what the hell is...Copy !req
139. Play the black jack on the red queen.Copy !req
140. Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go on
an overnight drunk...Copy !req
141. and in 10 days I'm gonna set out to find the
shark that ate my friend and destroy it.Copy !req
142. Anyone that would care to join me
is more than welcome.Copy !req
143. Captain Zissou,
I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
144. - I'm Ned Plimpton.
- Okay, man.Copy !req
145. My mother's Katherine Plimpton.Copy !req
146. - You're kidding.
- No.Copy !req
147. - How is she?
- She died last month.Copy !req
148. Sorry. Shit.Copy !req
149. She was...Copy !req
150. Hmm.Copy !req
151. I've heard of you.Copy !req
152. I don't know if it's true or not,
by the way.Copy !req
153. - Do you?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
154. I haven't heard from her
in 30 years.Copy !req
155. I guess it's too late now.Copy !req
156. She never contacted me,
you know.Copy !req
157. Yes, I see.Copy !req
158. You're supposed to be
my son, right?Copy !req
159. I don't know.Copy !req
160. But I did want to meet you,
just in case.Copy !req
161. I appreciate that.Copy !req
162. I'll be right back.
Don't go away.Copy !req
163. ? Sailors?Copy !req
164. ? Fighting in the dance hall?Copy !req
165. ? Oh, man?Copy !req
166. ? Look at those cavemen go?Copy !req
167. ? It's the freakiest show?Copy !req
168. ? Take a look at the lawman?Copy !req
169. ? Beating up the wrong guy?Copy !req
170. ? Oh, man?Copy !req
171. ? Wonder if he'll ever know?Copy !req
172. ? He's in the best-selling show?Copy !req
173. ? ls there life on Mars?Copy !req
174. Sorry about that. You caught me with
one foot off the merry-go-round tonight.Copy !req
175. Oh, that's all right. I don't wanna
take up too much of your time.Copy !req
176. I wanna thank you
for talking to me.Copy !req
177. - We'll find a way, mate.
- I know we will.Copy !req
178. I just had a lovely chat
with Si Perlman.Copy !req
179. He wants to make a big to-do o f t h e
Oceanographic Explorer a r t I cle.Copy !req
180. Possibly give you
the front cover.Copy !req
181. So do be nice to this girl,
Miss Winslett-Richardson, won't you?Copy !req
182. Apparently she worships you...Copy !req
183. and we dearly need the press.Copy !req
184. Oseary, this is, uh, probably my son, Ned.
We just met.Copy !req
185. Ah. Uh, how delightful.Copy !req
186. Anyway, his mother just died.Copy !req
187. Plus, we're having some problems.Copy !req
188. I just think it'd be a very special
opportunity for all of us, especially him.Copy !req
189. - He needs this deal.
- Okay, bring him over.Copy !req
190. Well, he's right here.Copy !req
191. I'm sorry. How do you do?Copy !req
192. ? Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes?Copy !req
193. - So, what do you do?
- I'm a pilot.Copy !req
194. Air Kentucky.Copy !req
195. Air Kentucky.Copy !req
196. - Copilot, actually.
- Yeah. I don't know that one.Copy !req
197. We hub out of Louisville.Copy !req
198. Well, sure. There's some pretty country
in those parts. Landlocked.Copy !req
199. I have to tell you, I've been a member
of the Zissou Society...Copy !req
200. since I was 11.Copy !req
201. Well, I'll be damned.
Look at that.Copy !req
202. Wanna kill this?Copy !req
203. Frankly, I'd better not.
I don't usually try grass.Copy !req
204. ? Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes?Copy !req
205. Let me tell you about my boat.Copy !req
206. The Belafonte was a long-range sub hunter
during the Second World War...Copy !req
207. which we bought from the U.S. Navy
for $900, 000.Copy !req
208. This is my mentor, Lord Mandrake.Copy !req
209. He's dead now.Copy !req
210. The sauna...Copy !req
211. was designed by an engineer
from the Chinese space program...Copy !req
212. and we keep a Swedish masseuse
on staff.Copy !req
213. Here's where we do all our different
science projects and experiments and so on.Copy !req
214. This is the kitchen...Copy !req
215. which contains probably some of the most
technologically advanced equipment on the ship.Copy !req
216. Eleanorput together a top-notch
research library for us...Copy !req
217. with a complete first-edition se t o f T h
e I I f e Aq u a t I c companion series.Copy !req
218. We process our own rushes...Copy !req
219. and keep a cutting room on board
so we can do an assembly while shooting.Copy !req
220. - I can't find them!
- Once again, please.Copy !req
221. This is the observation bubble...Copy !req
222. which I thought up
in a dream, actually.Copy !req
223. Two albino scouts
swim with the ship.Copy !req
224. They're supposedly
very intelligent...Copy !req
225. although I've never
seen any evidence of it.Copy !req
226. Here is the engine room.Copy !req
227. The bearing casings aren't
supposed to look like that...Copy !req
228. but we can't afford
to fix them this year.Copy !req
229. Topside we've got the bridge,
the minisub, an old chopper...Copy !req
230. and all kinds of radar and sonar
and underwater movie gadgets.Copy !req
231. What happened to Jacqueline?Copy !req
232. She didn't really love me.Copy !req
233. Lord Mandrake.Copy !req
234. It's wonderful.Copy !req
235. - Very lifelike.
- I'm not crazy about it.Copy !req
236. This guy's
a big-time asshole.Copy !req
237. We were roommates
at the academy.Copy !req
238. He used to be
married to Eleanor.Copy !req
239. He hogs up all the grant money.Copy !req
240. You think you'll want to change your name?Copy !req
241. - Ned?
- No, not the Ned part.Copy !req
242. Unless you want to.Copy !req
243. I meant your last name. I thought you
might like to let me give you mine.Copy !req
244. - Ned Zissou.
- Ned Zissou. Exactly.Copy !req
245. Or, if you want to,
you can change the first part too.Copy !req
246. I would have named you Kingsley,
if I'd had a say in it.Copy !req
247. Kingsley.Copy !req
248. I don't know.
Maybe I'll stick with Ned for now.Copy !req
249. Sure.
That's okay.Copy !req
250. Anyway, I'll order you
some correspondence stock.Copy !req
251. What are you doing? I ordered the wine.
Pour it over here, please.Copy !req
252. He doesn't know
anything about wine.Copy !req
253. Are those assholes
talking about me?Copy !req
254. Eh?Copy !req
255. People say when someone
says something like that about you...Copy !req
256. it's because they're jealous.Copy !req
257. But it still hurts.Copy !req
258. It hurts bad.Copy !req
259. That man was damn rude.
He can go straight to hell.Copy !req
260. How did she die,
by the way, your mother?Copy !req
261. She took her own life.Copy !req
262. She took sleeping pills.Copy !req
263. Why would she do that?Copy !req
264. Well, she was in
a great deal of pain, you know.Copy !req
265. Oh.Copy !req
266. I see. Yeah.Copy !req
267. You know, my best friend
just got killed. Esteban.Copy !req
268. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
269. The old man.Copy !req
270. Let's go to my island.Copy !req
271. Well, I, uh - I have to be back
in Kentucky on Thursday.Copy !req
272. Thursday?Copy !req
273. Okay.
That's okay.Copy !req
274. Your cat's dead.Copy !req
275. What?
Which one?Copy !req
276. Marmalade.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
277. What happened?Copy !req
278. A rattlesnake bit it
in the throat.Copy !req
279. Goddamn it, Eleanor,
why do you have to say it like that?Copy !req
280. You couldn't try to break it
a little bit nicer?Copy !req
281. She's a rich bitch, you know.Copy !req
282. She was raised by maids.Copy !req
283. Her parents
paid for this island...Copy !req
284. and two of my worst movies.Copy !req
285. People say she's the brains
behind Team Zissou.Copy !req
286. People say a lot of things.Copy !req
287. What kind of cat was it?Copy !req
288. Who gives a shit?Copy !req
289. I think it was a tabby.Copy !req
290. Ned, wanna come inside,
we'll make up a room for you?Copy !req
291. Steve, that reporter called.Copy !req
292. Ned, wake up.Copy !req
293. - Yes?
- I'm on the echo box.Copy !req
294. Push the red button to answer. Throw on your
slop and meet me on the beach in 12 minutes.Copy !req
295. The white button? Okay.Copy !req
296. Action!Copy !req
297. Only twice before have I had the good
fortune to observe a rubber tide...Copy !req
298. that rare occurrence when hundreds
of electric jellyfish...Copy !req
299. spontaneously wash
onto a beachhead at once.Copy !req
300. Bobby Ogata brings exactly this
to our attention tonight.Copy !req
301. Steve, what produces
this effect of illumination?Copy !req
302. Is there a chemical
inside the organism?Copy !req
303. No, Ned.Copy !req
304. Actually, it's the reflection of the
moonlight on their outer membranes.Copy !req
305. That's a very good,
uh, ad-lib.Copy !req
306. Klaus, come over here
and get a two-shot of me and Ned.Copy !req
307. Ned, come in here.Copy !req
308. Would you like to join my crew?Copy !req
309. - Would I like to -
- I want you on Team Zissou.Copy !req
310. - I don't think I can do that.
- Why not?Copy !req
311. Well, it's not my field.Copy !req
312. - I don't have the background for it.
- No one here does.Copy !req
313. Klaus used to be a bus driver.Copy !req
314. Wolodarsky was a high school
substitute teacher.Copy !req
315. We're a pack of strays.
Don't you get it?Copy !req
316. Steve, I'm not even
that strong a swimmer.Copy !req
317. The answer's yes.Copy !req
318. Well, it's got to be.Copy !req
319. I'll order you a red cap
and a Speedo. Cut.Copy !req
320. Klaus, why aren't you rolling?Copy !req
321. - Could I have a word with you, please?
- Why aren't you getting this?Copy !req
322. That was a goddamn tearjerker.Copy !req
323. - Why did you cut it, man?
- Because the sound is going to be shit.Copy !req
324. He doesn't even know how
to hold a boom.Copy !req
325. He doesn't know diddly-jack
about what we're doing.Copy !req
326. Don't cut
unless I say "cut."Copy !req
327. I've never seen
so many electric jellyfish in all my life!Copy !req
328. Those are
Vietcong man-of-wars.Copy !req
329. Oh, shit.
She's right.Copy !req
330. I guess we'll have to
loop that line.Copy !req
331. - Where'd you come from? You look pregnant.
- I am pregnant.Copy !req
332. I'm not even going to ask what you men are
doing out here in your matching pajamas.Copy !req
333. We're producing a film,
as a matter of fact. Who are you?Copy !req
334. I'm Jane Winslett-Richardson.Copy !req
335. - I'm the reporter from
the Oceanographic Explorer.
- Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
336. - How'd you get out here?
- I hired some drunk in a fishing boat.Copy !req
337. That would take four hours.
Why would you do that?Copy !req
338. Because no one picked me up
at the f-ing airport!Copy !req
339. Jesus Christ, Klaus.Copy !req
340. One of my guys
was supposed to do that.Copy !req
341. How long have you been working
with Zissou?Copy !req
342. Uh, approximately...Copy !req
343. Only 10 minutes, actually.
I was hired during the scene on the beach.Copy !req
344. He's Steve's son, supposedly.Copy !req
345. You are? No, you're not.
He doesn't have one.Copy !req
346. Well, we're not 100% sure about that yet.
We just met yesterday.Copy !req
347. - Not this one, Klaus.
- Hmm?Copy !req
348. You heard me.
Not this one.Copy !req
349. Okay.Copy !req
350. - First thing in the morning, huh?
- Just print everything?Copy !req
351. - Yeah. Tell 'em to push it a stop and a half.
- Okay.Copy !req
352. What are you gonna do with him?Copy !req
353. Who? Ned?Copy !req
354. What do you mean?Copy !req
355. I don't understand the question.Copy !req
356. I offered him a spot
on the Belafonte.Copy !req
357. He didn't take it, did he?Copy !req
358. Of course he took it.Copy !req
359. We're gonna put him
on the map, Eleanor.Copy !req
360. We're gonna throw him
a life preserver.Copy !req
361. I believe in this boy!Copy !req
362. Why?Copy !req
363. Because he looks up to me.Copy !req
364. Yes, sir.Copy !req
365. And McKinnon's willing to
take over my shuttle flights.Copy !req
366. That's right.Copy !req
367. Well, I just feel I need to
see this thing through, sir.Copy !req
368. Thank you for understanding.Copy !req
369. I'll check in with the Louisville office
again next month.Copy !req
370. "Any strong impression...Copy !req
371. since I had not, as they say...Copy !req
372. enough 'power of observation'...Copy !req
373. to isolate their sense of color.Copy !req
374. For a long time afterwards,
whenever I thought of her...Copy !req
375. the memory of those bright eyes
would at once present itself to me...Copy !req
376. as a vivid azure...Copy !req
377. since her complexion was fair.Copy !req
378. So much so that, perhaps if her eyes had
not been quite so black...Copy !req
379. which was what struck one most forcibly
on first meeting her...Copy !req
380. - I should not have been, as I was...Copy !req
381. so especially enamored
of their imagined blue -"Copy !req
382. Hold it.Copy !req
383. That's poetry?Copy !req
384. No. It's a six-volume novel.Copy !req
385. Oh, I see. You're gonna read
that whole thing to yourself out loud?Copy !req
386. I'm not reading it to myself.
I'm reading it to him.Copy !req
387. When did you learn
Zissou was your father?Copy !req
388. - Does it freak you out for me to ask that?
- No, it doesn't.Copy !req
389. But it's a difficult question.
I sorta pieced it together over the years.Copy !req
390. Well, how did he
first contact you?Copy !req
391. He didn't. I went looking for him
last month, after my mother died.Copy !req
392. She had ovarian cancer
that spread to her stomach and liver.Copy !req
393. She took her own life.Copy !req
394. Oh.Copy !req
395. Well, good night, I guess.Copy !req
396. Good night.Copy !req
397. You mind if I stay
and listen for a little while?Copy !req
398. Okay.Copy !req
399. Do you want me to catch you up
in the story?Copy !req
400. No. I'll be able to figure it out.Copy !req
401. I'll just catch as catch can.Copy !req
402. They made these for about...Copy !req
403. three and a half years
before they terminated my sponsorship.Copy !req
404. Wow.
These are great.Copy !req
405. - May I turn this on?
- Fire one.Copy !req
406. So, what happened,
in your opinion?Copy !req
407. What are you talking about?Copy !req
408. Don't you think the public perception of your
work has altered in the last five years?Copy !req
409. That's your first question? I thought
this was supposed to be a puff piece.Copy !req
410. Should we come back to it?Copy !req
411. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
412. Is it true that this is
going to be your last voyage?Copy !req
413. Wow.
No comment.Copy !req
414. Who told you that?Copy !req
415. No, goddamn it.
I'm - I'm only 52.Copy !req
416. How about we start out
with some stock dialogue?Copy !req
417. You know, favorite color - blue.
Favorite food - sardines.Copy !req
418. How do you feel about part one
of your new film?Copy !req
419. Why? How do you feel
about part one of my new film?Copy !req
420. - Well, I'm honest, so -
- Just say it.Copy !req
421. I thought aspects of it
seemed slightly fake.Copy !req
422. - Wolodarsky?
- I'll take five, Steve.Copy !req
423. How 'bout taking five?Copy !req
424. Did it seem fake...Copy !req
425. when my best friend was bitten in half
right in front of me...Copy !req
426. then eaten alive, screaming?Copy !req
427. I think you're a fake.Copy !req
428. And I think you're a phony...Copy !req
429. and a bad reporter.Copy !req
430. How does that feel?Copy !req
431. Now tell me something.Copy !req
432. Does this seem fake?Copy !req
433. How dare you?Copy !req
434. This entire article was my idea.Copy !req
435. - No one else gives a shit.
- What about Si Perlman?Copy !req
436. Are you joking?
He's not even covering my expenses.Copy !req
437. You're taking something
out on me.Copy !req
438. Oh, stop crying.Copy !req
439. What's the deal here?Copy !req
440. I was only trying
to defend myself.Copy !req
441. Well, you did a great job.Copy !req
442. I'm sure you'll make a terrific father.Copy !req
443. So, you really think
you're a Zissou.Copy !req
444. I don't know.Copy !req
445. Well, you traveled a long way
for "I don't know," sonny.Copy !req
446. That's true.
But it's important to me.Copy !req
447. Yeah? Well, there are a lot of things that are
important to some people around here, sonny.Copy !req
448. - Klaus, don't call me "sonny."
- And one more thing.Copy !req
449. It's the Steve Zissou show,
not the Ned show.Copy !req
450. - You hear me?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
451. - Klaus!
- Ja?Copy !req
452. If you ever touch me again,
I will kick your goddamn teeth out.Copy !req
453. Is that understood?Copy !req
454. Not if I don't
see you first, sonny.Copy !req
455. We gotta watch ourselves
around this Jane character.Copy !req
456. Don't tell her
anything personal.Copy !req
457. If you're not sure about something,
change the subject...Copy !req
458. and look for me.Copy !req
459. This bull dyke's got
something against us.Copy !req
460. I don't think she's a lesbian.
She's pregnant.Copy !req
461. Bull dykes can get pregnant.Copy !req
462. Anyway, I'd back out now,
but we need the press.Copy !req
463. See you in the morning.Copy !req
464. - Steve.
- Hmm?Copy !req
465. When'd you first hear about me?Copy !req
466. About five years ago.Copy !req
467. I... read it in an article
about myself.Copy !req
468. Did you believe it?Copy !req
469. It was in the paper.
I assumed they checked their facts.Copy !req
470. Why didn't you contact me?Copy !req
471. Because I hate fathers
and I never wanted to be one.Copy !req
472. I forgot.
Your correspondence stock came in.Copy !req
473. Hi, Ross. Started today.Copy !req
474. I'll forward some pages to you
through the copy department.Copy !req
475. You're probably right, though.Copy !req
476. What am I doing here?Copy !req
477. I miss you, and...Copy !req
478. Oh, God, I don't know, Ross.Copy !req
479. Where are you?Copy !req
480. Listen, I'm not
leaving this message.Copy !req
481. Don't even know why
I'm still pregnant.Copy !req
482. Script girl uses these
for continuity.Copy !req
483. - Here.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
484. No exceptions.
Everyone gets one.Copy !req
485. Anne-Marie! Do the interns get glocks?Copy !req
486. No. They all share one.Copy !req
487. Take it, Ned.Copy !req
488. - Steve!
- What?Copy !req
489. Whack on the echo box.Copy !req
490. Zissou here.Copy !req
491. Steve, Oseary Drakoulias on line two.Copy !req
492. - Yeah?
- I spoke with LarryAmin.Copy !req
493. And it's a pass.Copy !req
494. In other words, you fucked us!Copy !req
495. Let's not cast stones
at one another, my boy.Copy !req
496. - Do you hear me, damn it? Do you?
- No, I don't!Copy !req
497. - I told you how to play it!
- Oh, bloody hell! Listen here, mate!Copy !req
498. Can I interrupt for a moment?Copy !req
499. Who the blazes is that?Copy !req
500. It's me, Ned.Copy !req
501. Maybe this is nothing.
Maybe it's something.Copy !req
502. I don't know your problems.Copy !req
503. I don't know.Copy !req
504. But I just inherited $275,000.Copy !req
505. Would that amount
make any difference?Copy !req
506. What sort of expression
is the lad wearing on his face?Copy !req
507. Can you fly a chopper?Copy !req
508. I have. I'm certainly not licensed
in any way, shape or form.Copy !req
509. Great. Let's go.Copy !req
510. When was this whirlybird
last serviced?Copy !req
511. I don't know. Klaus is supposed to
check it every six months.Copy !req
512. You're back on the water, boys.Copy !req
513. The wire transfer came straight through
from Kentucky.Copy !req
514. Jackman and Wordsley are going to
gap-finance the rest.Copy !req
515. But we have a few hooks on it,
so take a pew for a spell.Copy !req
516. Number one, the bank want a drug screen
for everyone on the crew...Copy !req
517. before they'll forward
the money.Copy !req
518. - A piss test?
- Yes, a piss test.Copy !req
519. Two, a stooge
from the bond company...Copy !req
520. will be riding everywhere during
the whole shoot to keep you on budget.Copy !req
521. - Who's the stooge?
- A chap by the name of Bill Ubell.Copy !req
522. And there's not a damn thing
you can do about that, Steve.Copy !req
523. Three, you must swear -
legally swear...Copy !req
524. that you'll not kill that shark, or
whatever it is, if it actually exists.Copy !req
525. I'm going to fight it, but I'll let
it live. What about my dynamite?Copy !req
526. Phillip, dynamite.
I'm off to Zurich. Follow me, chaps.Copy !req
527. Mr. Ubell,
I'd like you to know...Copy !req
528. Steve Zissou
and our equity partner Ned.Copy !req
529. I hope you're not gonna
bust our chops, Bill.Copy !req
530. Why would I do that?Copy !req
531. Because you're a bond company stooge.Copy !req
532. I'm also a human being.Copy !req
533. All right. I take that back.Copy !req
534. Yeah.Copy !req
535. Let's have
some "teamsmanship."Copy !req
536. Ho!Copy !req
537. - One, two, three.
- Come on.Copy !req
538. One, two, three.Copy !req
539. Attaboy. Attaboy. Here he is.Copy !req
540. Here he is. Come on.
You okay, Ned? You okay?Copy !req
541. All right. All right.
Give him some room. He's okay.Copy !req
542. He just drank
a little too much water.Copy !req
543. How you shooting this, Vikram?
Wide open?Copy !req
544. Uh, light, 5.6.Copy !req
545. As always, even in
the most challenging circumstances...Copy !req
546. the members of Team Zissou
find ways to keep morale high.Copy !req
547. Wait. Hold it.Copy !req
548. Is that a distress bark?Copy !req
549. Is something wounded out there?Copy !req
550. We quickly locate the
source of the mysterious cry.Copy !req
551. What is she, Steve?Copy !req
552. A wild snow mongoose.Copy !req
553. We thought they were extinct.Copy !req
554. Her ankle's broken.Copy !req
555. - Ogata.
- Yeah?Copy !req
556. Run andget some hot milk
andput these guys in the incubator.Copy !req
557. We radio for the emergency transport
of our rare, beautiful new friends.Copy !req
558. That's what it used to be like.Copy !req
559. Had Ned's heart stopped beating
before you pulled him out of the water?Copy !req
560. Had Ned's heart
stopped beating...Copy !req
561. before we pulled him
out of the water?Copy !req
562. Yes. But we got him
started again pretty quickly.Copy !req
563. Don't go on this voyage
right now, Steve.Copy !req
564. One of you's already dead,
after all.Copy !req
565. Who?Copy !req
566. Oh, you mean Esteban?Copy !req
567. Thanks for bringing that up.Copy !req
568. Who's gonna tell us the Latin names
of all the fishes and everything?Copy !req
569. You know I can't remember all that shit.Copy !req
570. Please stop, Eleanor.
Eleanor, stop.Copy !req
571. - Why are you leaving?
- Because I don't want to be
part of whatever's gonna happen.Copy !req
572. Nobody knows
what's going to happen.Copy !req
573. - And then we film it. That's the whole concept.
- That's how we've always done it.Copy !req
574. I can't believe
you took that boy's money.Copy !req
575. He's an investor.Copy !req
576. He's my sidekick.Copy !req
577. The sugar crabs are back.Copy !req
578. They're early this year.Copy !req
579. I've never seen them mating
before the solstice.Copy !req
580. Is that mating?Copy !req
581. - Good-bye, Steve.Copy !req
582. Don't say that,
even if it's true.Copy !req
583. Don't say that.
It's too painful.Copy !req
584. What do you want me to say?Copy !req
585. Say bon voyage.Copy !req
586. Bon voyage.Copy !req
587. Kingsley "Ned" Zissou, 29.Copy !req
588. Junior-grade diving tech,
executive producer.Copy !req
589. Energetic, spirited, youthful.Copy !req
590. Normally we would
track thejaguar shark...Copy !req
591. with a scanning monitor
we keep on board the Belafonte.Copy !req
592. But its power tubes have seized up
and blown a gasket.Copy !req
593. We nowproceed...Copy !req
594. to an advanced system
located on a colleague's offshore facility.Copy !req
595. This will be Team Zissou's next stop.Copy !req
596. See, Renzo?
This is what I'm talking about.Copy !req
597. A relationship subplot.Copy !req
598. There's chemistry
between us, you know.Copy !req
599. Huh?Copy !req
600. - Here's a quote.
- Wait up. Who from?Copy !req
601. "Zissou has an almost magical connection...Copy !req
602. to the life of the sea.Copy !req
603. He speaks its language fluently.Copy !req
604. I've never met
a boy like that in all my life."Copy !req
605. Lord Mandrake.Copy !req
606. - You should have opened with that one.
- He was your mentor...Copy !req
607. Hey, intern?
Get me a Campari, will ya?Copy !req
608. On the rocks?Copy !req
609. Wanna go up in my balloon?Copy !req
610. I like her hairdo.Copy !req
611. Me too.
But Steve called her first.Copy !req
612. - I'm sorry I made you cry the other day.Copy !req
613. Oh, that's okay.Copy !req
614. It's not completely
your fault, anyway.Copy !req
615. I'm going through
some personal problems.Copy !req
616. Really? What do you got?Copy !req
617. Well, I'm five months pregnant.Copy !req
618. My editor's the father.
He's married.Copy !req
619. But not to me.Copy !req
620. Wow.
That's a rough ticket.Copy !req
621. You know, my first wife
left me when I was your age.Copy !req
622. - What's "Deep Search"?
- My submarine.Copy !req
623. I had this exact image of you...Copy !req
624. tacked up on the wall above my aquarium
all through primary school.Copy !req
625. Oh, yeah? You mean the official photograph,
where I'm doing this?Copy !req
626. - That's the one.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
627. Well, maybe it's just me,
but I don't feel like that person.Copy !req
628. I never did.Copy !req
629. ? Here's to you
Nicola and Bart?Copy !req
630. ? Rest forever
here in our hearts?Copy !req
631. ? The last and final
moment is yours?Copy !req
632. - Why did you abandon Ned?Copy !req
633. I didn't.
I never even met him.Copy !req
634. What kind of piece
are you writing, cubbie?Copy !req
635. Are you gonna screw us
on this deal?Copy !req
636. I hope not.Copy !req
637. ? Here's to you
Nicola and Bart?Copy !req
638. You really think it's cool to hit the sauce
when you've got a bun in the oven?Copy !req
639. Pelé, bring us back down, please.Copy !req
640. ? ls your triumph?Copy !req
641. I don't have a problem
with objective reporting.Copy !req
642. What I have a problem with
is some wombat...Copy !req
643. coming on my boat
trying to rail road me.Copy !req
644. See if you can get one of these dolphins
to swim under the hull...Copy !req
645. and give us a look.Copy !req
646. Nah. Either they can't hear us,
or they don't understand.Copy !req
647. Son of a bitch,
I'm sick of these dolphins.Copy !req
648. Quiet out there tonight.Copy !req
649. Can you hear
the jack-whales singing?Copy !req
650. Beautiful. I wonder
what they're saying.Copy !req
651. Well, that was the sludge tanker
over there, but...Copy !req
652. There you go. That's them.Copy !req
653. By the way, would you mind if I made a few
modifications to the Team Zissou insignia?Copy !req
654. - I have some ideas -
- You mean the patch?Copy !req
655. Yes. The insignia.Copy !req
656. Yeah. It's probably
kinda dated, isn't it?Copy !req
657. Sure. Take a crack at it.
Make it a little trendier.Copy !req
658. All right.Copy !req
659. Are you finding
what you were looking for...Copy !req
660. out here with me?Copy !req
661. I hope so.Copy !req
662. I wrote you a letter
about 17 years ago.Copy !req
663. You mean, like, a fan letter?Copy !req
664. Did I write you back?Copy !req
665. I try to answer as many
personally as I can.Copy !req
666. "Dear Ned Plimpton...Copy !req
667. First, in answer
to your question, always.Copy !req
668. Second, thank you very much
for naming your bug after me.Copy !req
669. My wife tells me
it is actually a type of gnat.Copy !req
670. You strike me as a very special boy
and a key member of the Zissou Society.Copy !req
671. I wish I could come visit you in Kentucky
and assist you with your work.Copy !req
672. I rememberyour mother.Copy !req
673. Take care of yourself, Ned Plimpton.
You've served well.Copy !req
674. Your friend, Capt. Steve Zissou.
Dictated, but not read."Copy !req
675. Yeah, more or less
standard boilerplate, I guess.Copy !req
676. There's some real high-tech gear...Copy !req
677. inside this deal, believe me.Copy !req
678. First we go downstairs
and turn on that tracking system.Copy !req
679. Then, as long as the batteries
on that homing dart haven't gone down...Copy !req
680. - Who locked us out?
- No one. We're trespassing.Copy !req
681. Steve, are we allowed in here?Copy !req
682. It's a scientific community, man.Copy !req
683. Captain, I am required by law...Copy !req
684. to notify the bank
of any illegal activities.Copy !req
685. Just do what you've gotta do
to cover your ass, Bill.Copy !req
686. I got it.Copy !req
687. Fuck! They wired it!Copy !req
688. Klaus, go down and get me
some cable snippers.Copy !req
689. This is Captain Hennessey.Copy !req
690. You have trespassed
on a private facility.Copy !req
691. The coast guard
is being alerted via satellite.Copy !req
692. Again, this is Captain Hennessey.
Immediately leave the prem...Copy !req
693. Okay, action.Copy !req
694. Well, look who's back in town.Copy !req
695. You've traveled over 150 miles
since we last heard from you.Copy !req
696. This son of a bitch is heading for
the South Pacific.Copy !req
697. Turn on your tape recorder, cubbie.Copy !req
698. - Is it the jaguar shark?
- On the record, yes.Copy !req
699. Cut. Print both takes, Vikram.Copy !req
700. Was I...
just in the film?Copy !req
701. Yeah. You're gonna
have to sign a release.Copy !req
702. But you've actually
located the shark?Copy !req
703. You'd better bet your fuckin' ass we did.Copy !req
704. All right, everybody,
we got about 25 to 30 minutes...Copy !req
705. before the coast guard
gets here to arrest us.Copy !req
706. I want you all to get Hennessey's
best gear onto the Belafonte in 15.Copy !req
707. - You're gonna steal his stuff?
- Nah, we'll get it back to him.Copy !req
708. Interns, let's see some hustle.Copy !req
709. Uh, what is this, Pelé?Copy !req
710. I don't know.
Uh, the map?Copy !req
711. - Steve!
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
712. Do you know that you just charted us
on a course through unprotected waters?Copy !req
713. Yeah.
We're taking the shortcut.Copy !req
714. But it's outside I.M.U. jurisdiction.
There isn't any protection.Copy !req
715. I know, honey.
Look at the map.Copy !req
716. We go your way,
that's about four inches.Copy !req
717. We go my way, it's an inch and a half.
You wanna pay for the extra gas?Copy !req
718. What kind of system is this?Copy !req
719. It's the Bernstein Nines.
They just upgraded last summer.Copy !req
720. The Nines are out already?Copy !req
721. - Does this do cappuccino?
- Ja.Copy !req
722. Wait a second.
Steve, this isn't the procedure.Copy !req
723. One of the interns just fell down the
stairs with the main tracking processor.Copy !req
724. Just make sure
we steal the backup.Copy !req
725. Are you listening to me? Eleanor told me
that under no circumstances...Copy !req
726. Shut up before
you jinx us, Anne-Marie.Copy !req
727. - You catching anything?
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
728. Hook this up
and make me a latte.Copy !req
729. You know, cubbie's
kind of a sucker-maker...Copy !req
730. but she's got some moves.Copy !req
731. I agree.Copy !req
732. If she wasn't a bull dyke, I think I
might have a bit of a thing for her.Copy !req
733. As you can see...Copy !req
734. if the creature continues
its current migratory route...Copy !req
735. our paths should converge
in less than four days.Copy !req
736. I wanna get there in three.
Ogata, can we...Copy !req
737. Vladimir, what's this blip right over here?Copy !req
738. I don't know.
I've been trying to figure that out.Copy !req
739. We might have them both mixed up,
or it could be the other way around.Copy !req
740. But we're gonna be right on top of it
first thing in the morning.Copy !req
741. Hmm.Copy !req
742. - Good eye, Ned.
- Thank you.Copy !req
743. Should we investigate it?Copy !req
744. Yeah. Let's make a quick dive at 6:00 a.m.,
and we'll scope out the phantom signal.Copy !req
745. - It's probably just one of
Hennessey's research turtles.
- Yes.Copy !req
746. But I wanna be
back on the road by lunch.Copy !req
747. Do me a favor.Copy !req
748. Next time you get a hot idea
in front of the reporter...Copy !req
749. whisper it in my ear first.Copy !req
750. Otherwise I look like
kind of a daydream johnny. You know?Copy !req
751. Daydream johnny, yes.Copy !req
752. You let him change your name?Copy !req
753. Well, we changed it together.Copy !req
754. - What was it before?
- Edward Plimpton.Copy !req
755. That's a million times better.
Change it back, Ned.Copy !req
756. I really don't see you
as a Kingsley Zissou.Copy !req
757. Do you think Steve and I
have a family resemblance?Copy !req
758. No.Copy !req
759. I guess it doesn't
really matter anyway.Copy !req
760. Here.Copy !req
761. I stole it back.Copy !req
762. I strung it on some peppermint
dental floss...Copy !req
763. in case you wanna
wear it like a necklace.Copy !req
764. Happy with the piece, Jane?Copy !req
765. What are you doing in here?Copy !req
766. Am I? No.Copy !req
767. Put that down.Copy !req
768. I assume I'm Mr. Z.Copy !req
769. I'm sorry that you think
my red hat is, uh...Copy !req
770. What's the word you use?
"Contrived."Copy !req
771. And that...Copy !req
772. "The Zissou of my childhood represents
all the dreams I've come to regret."Copy !req
773. What? Why?Copy !req
774. I'm going to have to start
locking my f-ing door.Copy !req
775. It was locked.
I kicked it in.Copy !req
776. Why don't you just curse
like other people?Copy !req
777. Because I'm trying to get out of the habit
before I have my fucking baby!Copy !req
778. Okay.
That makes sense.Copy !req
779. Well, please
clean up your room anyway.Copy !req
780. - It looks like a goddamn typhoon hit it.
- Get out!Copy !req
781. Please don't make fun of me.
I just wanted to flirt with you.Copy !req
782. I'll have an intern
come and fix the door.Copy !req
783. This is a message
from the I.M.U. coast guard.Copy !req
784. Apparently some crooked fuckers
broke into my sea lab yesterday.Copy !req
785. How awful.
Did they nick anything?Copy !req
786. It doesn't say.
They probably just trashed the place.Copy !req
787. I'm so pissed I wanna spit.Copy !req
788. Hugo -
tell Carl to load my elephant gun...Copy !req
789. with buckshot.Copy !req
790. We're gonna hunt down
these sickos.Copy !req
791. Supposedly Cousteau
and his cronies...Copy !req
792. invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies
into the helmet.Copy !req
793. But we made ours with
a special rabbit ear on the top...Copy !req
794. so we could pipe in some music.Copy !req
795. - Let's start with the reverse.Copy !req
796. Okay, roll it, Vikram.Copy !req
797. Would it be possible for me to
address you as Dad in this scene?Copy !req
798. No. Why?Copy !req
799. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
I forgot. I - I'm sorry.Copy !req
800. Where are you coming from,
jack off? Shit.Copy !req
801. It's not a bad impulse though.
Some kind of nickname.Copy !req
802. Not that one. It's too specific,
but try to think of something else.Copy !req
803. Another name?Copy !req
804. How about Stevesy?Copy !req
805. That's good. Try it.
What were you gonna say before?Copy !req
806. Good luck, Stevesy.Copy !req
807. Fantastic.
Let's go.Copy !req
808. Okay, action.Copy !req
809. Look, Ned.
There's a sunken airplane down there.Copy !req
810. Let's check it out.Copy !req
811. We examine the crash site, but are careful
not to disturb the forensic evidence.Copy !req
812. - How was that?
- Not bad.Copy !req
813. The first take was
a little faster.Copy !req
814. - Is that yours?
- Klaus.Copy !req
815. - Klaus.
- Ja?Copy !req
816. May I have a word
with you, please?Copy !req
817. What?Copy !req
818. - Why'd you do that?
- Because I owed you one.Copy !req
819. But you gave me
a warning already.Copy !req
820. - You stood up for yourself.
- I still owed you one.Copy !req
821. - And now I owe you one.
- No. Now we're even.Copy !req
822. Why are you doing this? He's not my
father, you know. I don't have that.Copy !req
823. What are you talking about?Copy !req
824. "We're even," damn it.
That's it!Copy !req
825. No, it was like a beat-up
little jalopy.Copy !req
826. I don't know what you'd call it.
You didn't see it?Copy !req
827. I didn't see it, boss.Copy !req
828. Well, keep your eyes peeled.Copy !req
829. Klaus, check who's on watch.
I'll be in the sauna.Copy !req
830. Pelé and...Copy !req
831. Who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?Copy !req
832. - Is that him?
- Mm-hmm. That's him.Copy !req
833. I've never felt a baby
in someone's stomach before.Copy !req
834. I think you'll make
a very good single mother.Copy !req
835. - Thanks.
- Although it does put you both
at a tremendous disadvantage.Copy !req
836. You know...Copy !req
837. Steve's got a little bit
of a thing for you.Copy !req
838. Why do you say that?Copy !req
839. Because he told me.Copy !req
840. Really?Copy !req
841. I thought he hated my guts.Copy !req
842. Well, I think you hurt his feelings,
but that doesn't mean...Copy !req
843. He says I hurt his feelings?Copy !req
844. So... f'd up.Copy !req
845. ? Five, four?Copy !req
846. ? Three, two?Copy !req
847. - Yeah?
- Steve, would you please open the door?Copy !req
848. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
849. Jane, is, uh, Ned in there?Copy !req
850. Stevesy?
Stevesy, what's happenin'?Copy !req
851. Are those hijackers?Copy !req
852. Well, we call them pirates
out here, Ned.Copy !req
853. You were supposed to be
on watch, by the way.Copy !req
854. Oh, my God.
You're right. Stevesy, look.Copy !req
855. Whoa. No.Copy !req
856. So, tell me, you were reading
to each other in French?Copy !req
857. No, it's in English.
It was translated.Copy !req
858. Well, you know, you're not supposed to
go into each other's cabins on a boat.Copy !req
859. - Why not?
- It's just kind of...Copy !req
860. an unwritten maritime rule
when you're at sea.Copy !req
861. Especially the goddamn lookout.Copy !req
862. - I'm so sorry.
- So am I.Copy !req
863. You hung us out to dry.Copy !req
864. If we don't handle this right...Copy !req
865. we're gonna all get murdered.Copy !req
866. Including her unborn British child.Copy !req
867. I'm gonna kill you
for that, asshole!Copy !req
868. I'm gonna hit you so fuckin' hard
you'll be blind!Copy !req
869. Please don't hurt him.Copy !req
870. Watch me. I'll let you know
when I'm gonna make a move.Copy !req
871. Steve, it's way safer for us
to just do what they say.Copy !req
872. They probably just want
our money and jewels and shit.Copy !req
873. Yeah. Then how am I gonna
finish my movie then?Copy !req
874. Jesus holy f...Copy !req
875. They're going to kill us, Steve.Copy !req
876. All right. I'm pattin' you on the back
right now, Klausie.Copy !req
877. Don't be scared.
I'm gonna get us through this, everybody.Copy !req
878. ¿Ogata, cómo está, pal?Copy !req
879. Wake up, Ned-o.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.Copy !req
880. I need to speak with
the man in charge, fellas.Copy !req
881. Don't point that gun at him.
He's an unpaid intern.Copy !req
882. Vikram, what kind of
coverage you gettin'?Copy !req
883. I just kept it rolling till
they put this hood over my head.Copy !req
884. Bill speaks their language.
What are they saying, Billy?Copy !req
885. Hold on.Copy !req
886. Okay. Apparently they're taking a hostage.
Obviously they've chosen Ned...Copy !req
887. Uh, now that they've found out
that I speak Filipino...Copy !req
888. they seem to be changing their minds.Copy !req
889. - Do you have a vault? They want
to know if there's a vault.
- There's no vault.Copy !req
890. Our vault contains
at least 10 different currencies...Copy !req
891. from all over the world
at anygiven moment...Copy !req
892. and we are prepared for
every kind of financial necessity.Copy !req
893. There goes Ned's inheritance.Copy !req
894. Tell them if they don't
get off my boat right now...Copy !req
895. there's gonna
be a major shit-storm.Copy !req
896. Ned-o, can you hear me?Copy !req
897. We'll get ya back, Billy. Is everybody else
safe? Anne-Marie, are you okay, honey?Copy !req
898. No, I'm not. I told you these were
unprotected waters.Copy !req
899. What a fuckin' nightmare.Copy !req
900. Be cool on this shit,
okay, cubbie?Copy !req
901. I mean, at least try
to show both sides.Copy !req
902. I need to find a baby
for this father.Copy !req
903. Yeah, I think I know
what you mean.Copy !req
904. Steve.Copy !req
905. Here we go.Copy !req
906. - Steve, what are you going -
- I said get your ass...Copy !req
907. the hell off of my boat!Copy !req
908. ? I'm a street-walking cheetah
with a heart full of napalm?Copy !req
909. ? I'm a runaway son of the nuclearA-bomb?Copy !req
910. ? I am a world's forgotten boy?Copy !req
911. ? The one who searches and destroys?Copy !req
912. ? Honey, gotta help me, please?Copy !req
913. ? Somebodygotta save my soul?Copy !req
914. ? Baby, detonate for me
Ow?Copy !req
915. ? Look out, honey
'cause I'm usin' technology?Copy !req
916. ? Ain't got time to make no apology?Copy !req
917. I've never seen a bond company stooge
stick his neck out like that.Copy !req
918. What's that sound?Copy !req
919. - Is that -
- The Arctic Night-lights. Yeah.Copy !req
920. "As if the natural world's been
turned upside down." Lord Mandrake.Copy !req
921. Vikram, get some cutaways
of this miracle.Copy !req
922. Klaus, Ogata, put out
the deck fires before we sink.Copy !req
923. Those fucking amateurs.Copy !req
924. You left your dog, you idiots.Copy !req
925. Wrap this stiff in a tablecloth.
We're gonna bury him at sea.Copy !req
926. Shouldn't we give him
to the authorities or something?Copy !req
927. No.Copy !req
928. I'll write up a few words
to read over him.Copy !req
929. How ya holdin' up there, intern?
Doin' okay?Copy !req
930. Ned, how many fingers
am I holdin' up?Copy !req
931. I don't know.
That's not my job.Copy !req
932. Too many to tell.Copy !req
933. - How many fingers -
- He's gonna be just fine.Copy !req
934. I believe it's criminal
that Steve allowed this to happen to us...Copy !req
935. by which I mean illegal.Copy !req
936. We're being led on an illegal suicide
mission by a selfish maniac.Copy !req
937. I hear what you're saying,
but I think you misjudge the guy.Copy !req
938. Saint Paul said
to the Corinthians...Copy !req
939. "Without kin, no man may
regard himself kindly. Without s -"Copy !req
940. Holy shit!
Son of a bitch. Cut.Copy !req
941. This is Captain Hennessey. We've come
in response to your distress signal.Copy !req
942. Remain calm until...Copy !req
943. Good God.
Is that you, Steven?Copy !req
944. Ogata, run downstairs and put a tarp over
anything that says "Operation Hennessey" on it.Copy !req
945. What about this guy?Copy !req
946. Just throw him over
the other side.Copy !req
947. Your engine blew up, and all your
fuel's been stolen. Is that correct?Copy !req
948. - Uh-huh.
- I certainly know how you feel.Copy !req
949. Some crooked fuckers
just stripped my sea lab, you know.Copy !req
950. Probably the same dudes.Copy !req
951. I can tow you as far as
Port-au-Patois.Copy !req
952. I'll need your signature
on that invoice first.Copy !req
953. It accounts for the expenses of the rescue
operation as well as my time and that of my crew.Copy !req
954. This is more than the budget
of my whole project.Copy !req
955. It's an estimate.
Uh, what's your dog's name?Copy !req
956. Cody.Copy !req
957. Be still, Cody.Copy !req
958. I have to run this by
my bond company stooge.Copy !req
959. - He's been kidnapped.
- That's true.Copy !req
960. - I have to rescue him first.
- Well, sign it now, or I'm leavin' you out here.Copy !req
961. Oh. I dined with Eleanor
last weekend, by the way.Copy !req
962. She's summering at my villa
in West Port-au-Patois, don't you know.Copy !req
963. Say, how's Team Zissou
holdin' up without her?Copy !req
964. The first thing that goes through
a captain's head...Copy !req
965. when he hears there's low morale
goin' around is:Copy !req
966. "What'd I do?
Is it all my fault?"Copy !req
967. Well, he's probably right.Copy !req
968. Most of us have been
together a long time.Copy !req
969. There are others
that were here before that.Copy !req
970. Do you all not like me anymore?Copy !req
971. I mean, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know.Copy !req
972. Look, if you're not
against me...Copy !req
973. don't cross this line.Copy !req
974. If yes, do.Copy !req
975. I love you all.Copy !req
976. - Are you sure?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
977. - I don't understand. Why?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
978. Wait a second. What are we doing?
You said cross the line if...Copy !req
979. - Cross the line if you're going to quit.
- Oh.Copy !req
980. Do it again.
I misunderstood.Copy !req
981. Hi, Ross.Copy !req
982. I got your corrections on the proofs.
They're fine, but...Copy !req
983. I'm not coming back.Copy !req
984. It's over.
Please don't try to contact me, okay?Copy !req
985. You'll hear from us sometime.Copy !req
986. We got attacked by pirates.Copy !req
987. I feel as if life is...Copy !req
988. Well, you get the idea.
Anyway, take care of yourself. Jane.Copy !req
989. Will you write to me?Copy !req
990. Of course.
Give me the address.Copy !req
991. Well, actually, I went ahead and stamped
and self-addressed...Copy !req
992. 50 or so envelopes just to...Copy !req
993. make it easier for you.Copy !req
994. Thanks.
I'll use them.Copy !req
995. Each one has three
blank pages in it, and...Copy !req
996. here's a pen.Copy !req
997. Maybe I'm going to write you
a letter right now.Copy !req
998. Okay.Copy !req
999. Bet I'm gonna
really miss you, Ned.Copy !req
1000. I'm gonna miss you too.Copy !req
1001. In fact, I feel like...Copy !req
1002. I don't know. I feel like
my heart's almost getting broken.Copy !req
1003. I guess I'm overreacting.Copy !req
1004. Is that really true?Copy !req
1005. Yes, it is.Copy !req
1006. That was all
off the record, cubbie.Copy !req
1007. That whole deal.Copy !req
1008. Actually, I'm surprised
you didn't cross the line yourself.Copy !req
1009. - What line?
- The line I drew on the deck just now.Copy !req
1010. - You weren't up there?
- No.Copy !req
1011. You're kidding.Copy !req
1012. That was one of the most dramatic things
that's ever happened on this boat.Copy !req
1013. I just lost all my best interns.Copy !req
1014. I thought you were supposed to be
covering this story.Copy !req
1015. - You just said it was all off the record.
- Yeah, but you didn't know that.Copy !req
1016. Well, I was down here packing.Copy !req
1017. Flipped the wrong breaker.Copy !req
1018. So, you are leaving.Copy !req
1019. You're jumpin' ship on me.Copy !req
1020. I'm going to scrap the article.Copy !req
1021. You mean you're not even gonna
write the cover story on me?Copy !req
1022. Man, I just don't have
any stature anymore.Copy !req
1023. Sorry, Steve.
Everything just got too weird. That's all.Copy !req
1024. But I gave you a goddamn
showstopper up there.Copy !req
1025. Are you sleeping with Ned?Copy !req
1026. That's none of your business.Copy !req
1027. Okay.Copy !req
1028. - Are ya?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1029. You're gonna miss
the jaguar shark.Copy !req
1030. Or whatever it is
if it actually exists.Copy !req
1031. Are you crying?Copy !req
1032. You cry easily, don't you?Copy !req
1033. Bloody hell. God
save thatpoor little stooge.Copy !req
1034. - This never would have happened
if Eleanor was with us.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
1035. Your luck had better
damn well change soon, mate.Copy !req
1036. Now, I must away.
I'll sendyou a postcard from my travels.Copy !req
1037. Wh - Wait.
Where are you goin'?Copy !req
1038. Abroad for a spell, my darling.
It's mypassport status, you see.Copy !req
1039. I'm X-9 at the moment.
Legally, I'm a fugitive.Copy !req
1040. Wait a second.
They stole my budget...Copy !req
1041. my boat's broken,
you're ditchin' me up the creek.Copy !req
1042. What am I supposed to do here?Copy !req
1043. Well, I must say,
nothing'sjumping to mind.Copy !req
1044. Phillip, any suggestions?
No, he's shaking his head.Copy !req
1045. Land ho! Port-au-Patois dead ahead!Copy !req
1046. Port-au-Patois! Port-au-Patois!Copy !req
1047. Ho! Ho!Copy !req
1048. Ho!Copy !req
1049. Land ho! Ho!Copy !req
1050. No. I can't give you full credit,
but I'm not gonna flunk you either.Copy !req
1051. You're all getting incompletes.Copy !req
1052. This is bullshit.Copy !req
1053. Oh, shit.
What do you want?Copy !req
1054. Do you mind if I butter you up a little bit
before I answer that question?Copy !req
1055. Yes, I do.
Tell me now.Copy !req
1056. I need some money
to get the boat out of hock...Copy !req
1057. and rescue my bond company stooge
who got kidnapped.Copy !req
1058. Could we ask your parents
to loan it to me?Copy !req
1059. No.Copy !req
1060. Okay.Copy !req
1061. Could I go ahead
and butter you up anyway?Copy !req
1062. It took me two and a half hours
to get out here.Copy !req
1063. - Who's that dude?
- That's my research assistant, Javier.Copy !req
1064. Javier, presento Steve.Copy !req
1065. Steve.-Copy !req
1066. Necesito cinco minutos,
por favor.Copy !req
1067. You know, I'd be jealous
about you staying at Allie's place...Copy !req
1068. except I always thought
he was kind of a closet queer.Copy !req
1069. So how's your father-son
relationship coming along?Copy !req
1070. Well, nobody has a real lock on any of this,
so I don't know how it all times out.Copy !req
1071. I mean, I know I want him
to think of me like a father.Copy !req
1072. But the fact that there's
an outside chance...Copy !req
1073. that he could really be
my actual...Copy !req
1074. biological son...Copy !req
1075. is very difficult for me.Copy !req
1076. You know I'm not big
on apologizing.Copy !req
1077. So I'll just skip it
if it's all the same to you.Copy !req
1078. - Okay.
- Anyway, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1079. I know I haven't been
at my best this past decade.Copy !req
1080. That's true.Copy !req
1081. What happened to me?Copy !req
1082. Did I lose my talent?Copy !req
1083. Am I ever gonna be good again?Copy !req
1084. I don't know.Copy !req
1085. Doesn't matter anyway.Copy !req
1086. It's probably the last adventure
I've got in me.Copy !req
1087. I was hopin' to go out
in a flash of blazes...Copy !req
1088. but I'll probably just
end up goin' home.Copy !req
1089. Unless you're plannin'
to sell the island.Copy !req
1090. I wonder how much
I could get for it.Copy !req
1091. In this market?Copy !req
1092. You were probably right all along.
We should've had a kid together.Copy !req
1093. Of course...Copy !req
1094. you were kind of already...Copy !req
1095. on the edge of bein' too old.Copy !req
1096. Unless maybe that's a cop-out.Copy !req
1097. It's worse than a cop-out.
I was 34.Copy !req
1098. It's good to see ya, Eleanor.Copy !req
1099. I'm about to blow my stack.Copy !req
1100. I turn my back,
and the bullshit begins.Copy !req
1101. Ned, you're a scumbag.Copy !req
1102. And, Jane,
you're a goddamn liar.Copy !req
1103. What the fuck
are you doing in here?Copy !req
1104. What the "F"
are you doing in here?Copy !req
1105. I warned you about
being in other people's cabins.Copy !req
1106. You were supposed to go home.Copy !req
1107. Well, you convinced me to stay
and finish the story.Copy !req
1108. - Is it still the cover?
- I don't fucking know.Copy !req
1109. Don't you dare
put on that uniform.Copy !req
1110. It's all I have with me.Copy !req
1111. I told you I have
a bit of a thing for her.Copy !req
1112. "Not this one," I said.Copy !req
1113. You said,
"Not this one, Klaus."Copy !req
1114. So you heard me.Copy !req
1115. You're too old for me, Steve.Copy !req
1116. Well, you're pregnant.Copy !req
1117. Can I have a word
with you privately?Copy !req
1118. Yes.Copy !req
1119. Follow me.Copy !req
1120. Are you two fighting?Copy !req
1121. I'll deal with you later.Copy !req
1122. Look, Steve.
I know we both like her...Copy !req
1123. and you're angry and embarrassed,
but leave her out of it.Copy !req
1124. You think that's what
this is about?Copy !req
1125. Shit, Ned.
What has that bull dyke been telling you?Copy !req
1126. All right. I'm gonna warn you now.
Be a gentleman.Copy !req
1127. What are you doin' here?
I thought all you interns ran out on me.Copy !req
1128. I want to help you
find that shark.Copy !req
1129. Goddamn it.
Thank ya, intern.Copy !req
1130. - You're gettin' an "A."
- His name's Nico.Copy !req
1131. - Who?
- Hello, Vikram.Copy !req
1132. Give me that camera.
I'm gonna smash it over your head.Copy !req
1133. Cut!Copy !req
1134. I misread you, man.Copy !req
1135. I'm gonna have to
rethink some shit.Copy !req
1136. You don't know me.
You never wanted to know me.Copy !req
1137. I'm just a character
in your film.Copy !req
1138. It's a documentary.
It's all really happening.Copy !req
1139. Well, damn you for that.Copy !req
1140. Go to bed, you sons of bitches.Copy !req
1141. That pregnant slut's been playin' us
like a cheap fiddle.Copy !req
1142. That's it.
I'm gonna fight you, Steve.Copy !req
1143. You never say,
"I'm gonna fight you, Steve."Copy !req
1144. You just smile
and act natural...Copy !req
1145. and then you sucker punch him.Copy !req
1146. - You fight your way, and I'll fight mine.
- Oh, listen, Ned.Copy !req
1147. Don't you try to...Copy !req
1148. I think your Team Zissou ring
might've caught me on the lip.Copy !req
1149. You call yourself my son, but...Copy !req
1150. I just don't see it.Copy !req
1151. It's nothin' personal.Copy !req
1152. What do you want?Copy !req
1153. Nothin'.Copy !req
1154. That's so arrogant.Copy !req
1155. That's - Screw off.Copy !req
1156. I can't believe I asked
if I could call you Dad.Copy !req
1157. - Of course you said no.
- I let you call me Stevesy. It sounds better.Copy !req
1158. It doesn't mean the same thing.Copy !req
1159. A week before
she killed herself...Copy !req
1160. my mother told me that you'd known about me
since the day I was born.Copy !req
1161. Is that a fact?Copy !req
1162. That's a fact.Copy !req
1163. I ought to have stayed
in Kentucky where I belong.Copy !req
1164. Quiet.Copy !req
1165. Somebody pay for
this water taxi.Copy !req
1166. You got any petty cash on you?Copy !req
1167. Remind me to send Eleanor's parents a thank-you
note on the good correspondence stock.Copy !req
1168. Okay.Copy !req
1169. This is the message we received
earlier tonight...Copy !req
1170. on our answering machine
at Pescespada Island.Copy !req
1171. Bill Ubell here. I'm on a payphone.Copy !req
1172. I am still blindfolded.
My arms are bound.Copy !req
1173. But a young boy
has been kind enough to assist me.Copy !req
1174. There's not much chance
I'llget another opportunity to call...Copy !req
1175. so I thought I would ask if...Copy !req
1176. What? No.Copy !req
1177. Well, thanks for
checkin' in, Bill.Copy !req
1178. Next time maybe you could let us know
where you're at.Copy !req
1179. Based on the quality of
the connection...Copy !req
1180. the variety of wildlife
in the background...Copy !req
1181. and the elapsed time between Mr.
Ubell's capture and this message...Copy !req
1182. there's a good chance
he's on one of the Ping Islands.Copy !req
1183. There used to be a four-star hotel
on Little Ping.Copy !req
1184. But the entire island
was destroyed by a monsoon five years ago.Copy !req
1185. It's been uninhabited
ever since.Copy !req
1186. I know the place.
Hotel Citroën.Copy !req
1187. Cubbie, I'd like to speak
on the record for a moment.Copy !req
1188. Eleanor has always been
the brains behind Team Zissou.Copy !req
1189. By the way...Copy !req
1190. are you gonna put in a good description of
the command center I've set up down here?Copy !req
1191. Okay, gang. That's the plan. Set a course
for Ping Island, full speed ahead.Copy !req
1192. You'll need to hire a team of mechanics
to rebuild the engine first, of course.Copy !req
1193. I know.
I'm saying after that.Copy !req
1194. Just because I've decided to save your
neck again and help you do this rescue...Copy !req
1195. doesn't mean you've won me back.Copy !req
1196. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1197. Thanks.Copy !req
1198. - Is the father out of the picture?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1199. Actually, I was sort of terrified
about having this baby.Copy !req
1200. And right now I'm not
really scared of anything.Copy !req
1201. - Maybe it's my hormones.
- That makes sense.Copy !req
1202. I'm going to tell you
something confidentially...Copy !req
1203. which won't be mentioned again.Copy !req
1204. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person
who can say this, including Steve.Copy !req
1205. Never mind how I found out.
I'm a scientist.Copy !req
1206. It's the thing that puzzles me
about Ned's situation.Copy !req
1207. - What is it?
- Zissou shoots blanks.Copy !req
1208. Huh.Copy !req
1209. I think maybe it's because
he spent half his life underwater.Copy !req
1210. Let's try track three
against picture.Copy !req
1211. A treacherous
reef surrounds the Ping islands...Copy !req
1212. warning intruders
to keep their distance.Copy !req
1213. Today we discover one ofits
victims off the coast of Ping Three.Copy !req
1214. Our colleague Alistair Hennessey
and his crew are nowhere to be found.Copy !req
1215. We willland at dawn.Copy !req
1216. Not bad. We'll temp it
with that, anyway.Copy !req
1217. All right. Let's go!Copy !req
1218. Oh, shit.
Swamp leeches.Copy !req
1219. Everybody, check for swamp leeches,
and pull them off.Copy !req
1220. Nobody else got hit?
I'm the only one? What's the deal?Copy !req
1221. What a shame.Copy !req
1222. They had a bartender here, Kino, made the
best rum cannonball I've ever tasted.Copy !req
1223. You ready, Vikram?Copy !req
1224. Five-six and a half.Copy !req
1225. All right.
Shall we do this?Copy !req
1226. The barometer's falling. It's gonna rain
in five minutes. We gotta be quick.Copy !req
1227. - Well, where are they?
- Unknown. Split into two groups.Copy !req
1228. I'll take Ned, Ogata
and Wolodarsky.Copy !req
1229. Thanks. Thanks a lot
for not picking me.Copy !req
1230. What?Copy !req
1231. We're smack in the middle
of a lightning-strike rescue op, Klaus.Copy !req
1232. - What's the deal?
- I'm sick of being on "B" Squad.Copy !req
1233. Listen. You may be on "B" Squad,
but you're the "B" Squad leader.Copy !req
1234. Don't you know me and Esteban
always thought of you as our baby brother?Copy !req
1235. I've always thought of
you two as my dads.Copy !req
1236. Please don't let anyone
make fun of me for saying so.Copy !req
1237. I can't guarantee that,
Klausie, but I'll try.Copy !req
1238. Can we get on with
the maneuvers now?Copy !req
1239. Wolodarsky, you got something?Copy !req
1240. Not yet.Copy !req
1241. Anybody see anybody?Copy !req
1242. Empty.Copy !req
1243. - Klaus, pirates?
- Zip.Copy !req
1244. I think this whole place
is deserted.Copy !req
1245. Shit! We played a bum hunch.Copy !req
1246. Fuck. Okay, let's not
get down on ourselves.Copy !req
1247. We still got two more
Ping Islands to check out...Copy !req
1248. except I don't know if we have
enough gas to do it.Copy !req
1249. Damn it, Steve.Copy !req
1250. This sucks.Copy !req
1251. I'm disappointed in myself.Copy !req
1252. My first wife, Jacqueline, and I
spent our honeymoon here.Copy !req
1253. Things are pretty different now.Copy !req
1254. All right.
Let's check out.Copy !req
1255. Did you get that, Vikram?Copy !req
1256. - Uh, yeah.
- Good.Copy !req
1257. We'll give them
the reality this time.Copy !req
1258. A washed-up old man
with no friends...Copy !req
1259. no distribution deal,
wife on the rocks...Copy !req
1260. people laughin' at him,
feelin' sorry for himself.Copy !req
1261. Can I have a word alone
with my son, please?Copy !req
1262. - Are you all right?
- Not really.Copy !req
1263. By the way, I've been tryin'
to think of a nickname...Copy !req
1264. that might mean the right thing.Copy !req
1265. I came up with Papa Steve.Copy !req
1266. I'm sorry I never acknowledged
your existence all those years.Copy !req
1267. It won't happen again.
I mean it.Copy !req
1268. You are my son to me.Copy !req
1269. Almost more so.Copy !req
1270. See, for me to meet a guy like you
at this time in my life...Copy !req
1271. I don't know.
Uh, it's just...Copy !req
1272. I want to communicate
my feelings to you...Copy !req
1273. but... I think I might
start to cry.Copy !req
1274. That's okay.Copy !req
1275. Psst!Copy !req
1276. There's something
in the coat check.Copy !req
1277. Hey, Billy.
You okay?Copy !req
1278. - Did you get my message?
- Yeah. It was kind of garbled.Copy !req
1279. Oh.Copy !req
1280. Jesus.Copy !req
1281. These pirates are monsters.Copy !req
1282. Well, yeah, but remember I shot one of their
guys in the neck last week and killed him...Copy !req
1283. so I think we're okay too.Copy !req
1284. Where's Cody?Copy !req
1285. Cody?Copy !req
1286. Steven.
Are you rescuing me?Copy !req
1287. Fold.Copy !req
1288. Klaus!
Bring the dynamite!Copy !req
1289. They're in there after all. Run! Go!Copy !req
1290. Move! Now!Copy !req
1291. Vikram got some great footage of your boat
out there. I guess it's totaled, huh?Copy !req
1292. Perhaps, but we're extremely
well insured.Copy !req
1293. I'll probably come out ahead
in the end.Copy !req
1294. Although we'll obviously have to crew up
from scratch next time.Copy !req
1295. They made soup out of my research turtles.Copy !req
1296. Ogata, give some
first aid to Pelé.Copy !req
1297. Klausie, Ned-o...Copy !req
1298. dig in here,
and hold these rustlers off...Copy !req
1299. while I call in the rendezvous.Copy !req
1300. We'll meet on the beach.Copy !req
1301. You're "A" Squad.Copy !req
1302. Renzo. Renzo. Renzo.
Anybody. Hello. Hello.Copy !req
1303. This gizmo's out of juice.Copy !req
1304. Thanks.Copy !req
1305. No. Captain.Copy !req
1306. That's Cedric.
He's a friend.Copy !req
1307. Merci, Cedric.Copy !req
1308. Remind me.
We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.Copy !req
1309. Wolodarsky, go get the keys to that fishing
boat, and throw them in the water.Copy !req
1310. No, wait. They might have
another set. Just blow it up.Copy !req
1311. Hey, Ned. It looks like
we recovered your inheritance.Copy !req
1312. Klausie.Copy !req
1313. That's it.
I'm retired.Copy !req
1314. Oh, no. We forgot Cody. We gotta go back.Copy !req
1315. Good-bye, Cody.Copy !req
1316. See, this represents
the Belafonte.Copy !req
1317. And here's Pescespada Island.Copy !req
1318. And that circle represents
friendship.Copy !req
1319. And the "K" here
stands for Klaus.Copy !req
1320. Where's your symbol, Ned?Copy !req
1321. Oh, I didn't want to
impose myself.Copy !req
1322. Klaus is right.
The flag needs a Ned symbol.Copy !req
1323. Ah, I suppose we could put an "N"
on the side of that octopus.Copy !req
1324. What's that stand for
over there?Copy !req
1325. That's Esteban.Copy !req
1326. Well, it was workin' okay
until late last night...Copy !req
1327. but now the whole tracking system's gone
completely on the fritz.Copy !req
1328. Screw it. We'll sell it for scrap
along with the boat and the submarines.Copy !req
1329. I'm goin' home.Copy !req
1330. Let's take up the whirlybird
and see what we find out there anyway.Copy !req
1331. I got a feelin' we can spot this fish
from 111 feet up.Copy !req
1332. Ned, I don't know
if I ever even saw the bastard.Copy !req
1333. I have $275,000 invested
in this damn production.Copy !req
1334. Somethin' ate Esteban,
didn't it?Copy !req
1335. Now lead!Copy !req
1336. Right?Copy !req
1337. Right? Ho!Copy !req
1338. ? See the dwarfs
and see the giants?Copy !req
1339. Ho.Copy !req
1340. ? Which one wouldyou choose to be?Copy !req
1341. ? And if you can't get that together?Copy !req
1342. ? Here's the answer
Here's the key?Copy !req
1343. ? You can freeze like a 30 century man?Copy !req
1344. - ? Like a 30 century man?
- What's that?Copy !req
1345. A letter from Jane.Copy !req
1346. What does she say?Copy !req
1347. Nothin' to speak of.Copy !req
1348. Thank you for putting me
on the flag, Ned.Copy !req
1349. Of course, Klaus.
It was my pleasure.Copy !req
1350. Yeah, but you stitched me
onto the dolphin...Copy !req
1351. and I want you to know
how much that means to me.Copy !req
1352. - Well, I'm very pleased you liked it.
- Y-You're not listening.Copy !req
1353. I didn't just like it.Copy !req
1354. - You understand?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
1355. - Thank you, Klaus.
- ? Play it cool?Copy !req
1356. ? Like a 30 century man?Copy !req
1357. ? Be a 30 century man?Copy !req
1358. I've still got yours, of course.Copy !req
1359. My what?Copy !req
1360. Dear Captain Zissou.Copy !req
1361. I am 12 years old
and live in Jawbone, Kentucky.Copy !req
1362. A creek runs behind our house
where I live with my mother.Copy !req
1363. She met you once some years ago...Copy !req
1364. and I collect and catalog amphibians,
reptiles and insects.Copy !req
1365. I don't know what this one is called,
so I named it myself.Copy !req
1366. You are probably my one of, ifnot the,
favorite person I've ever studied.Copy !req
1367. Lplan to be either,
"A, " an oceanographer...Copy !req
1368. "B, "an architect, "C, "a pilot.Copy !req
1369. Thank you very much foryourgood work.Copy !req
1370. Sincerely, Ned Plimpton,
Blue Star Cadet, Zissou Society.Copy !req
1371. P.S. Do you ever wish
you could breathe underwater?Copy !req
1372. I still wish
I could breathe underwater.Copy !req
1373. Me too, Ned.Copy !req
1374. - Fluorescent snapper!
- What?Copy !req
1375. Really? What's that?Copy !req
1376. - A good sign. The last time
we saw that big shitkicker, he -Copy !req
1377. Somethin' popped up there,
didn't it?Copy !req
1378. I heard a pin snap loose
in the rotator mechanism.Copy !req
1379. This is gonna hurt.Copy !req
1380. Ned!Copy !req
1381. Ned!Copy !req
1382. - Ned!
- Hey, Stevesy.Copy !req
1383. Are you okay?Copy !req
1384. I think I'm okay.Copy !req
1385. What happened?
Did we hit something?Copy !req
1386. Most likely not.Copy !req
1387. I think maybe
the pushrod failed.Copy !req
1388. I'm sorry, Ned. I should've scrapped
this chopper 10 years ago.Copy !req
1389. You know, maybe
I should've autorotated...Copy !req
1390. and performed a high bank
through our descent.Copy !req
1391. We might've crashed
a little softer.Copy !req
1392. Probably wouldn't have made
any difference though.Copy !req
1393. Oh.Copy !req
1394. ? Should I try to hide?Copy !req
1395. ? The way I feel inside?Copy !req
1396. ? My heart for you?Copy !req
1397. ? Wouldyou say that you?Copy !req
1398. - Jedidiah said to the Israelites -
- ? Would try to love me too?Copy !req
1399. ? In your mind couldyou ever be?Copy !req
1400. ? Really close to me?Copy !req
1401. ? I can tell the wayyou smile?Copy !req
1402. ? lfl feel that I could be certain then?Copy !req
1403. ? I would say the things
I want to say tonight?Copy !req
1404. - ? But till I can see?
- All hands bury the dead.Copy !req
1405. ? That you'd really care for me?Copy !req
1406. ? I will dream?Copy !req
1407. ? That somedayyou'll be
really close to me?Copy !req
1408. ? I can tell the wayyou smile?Copy !req
1409. ? lfl feel that I
could be certain then?Copy !req
1410. ? I would say the things
I want to say tonight?Copy !req
1411. ? But till I can see?Copy !req
1412. ? That you'd really care for me?Copy !req
1413. ? I'll keep tryin' to hide
the way I feel inside?Copy !req
1414. ? When I live my dream?Copy !req
1415. This is the first time Eleanor's ever cried
in front of me as long as I've known her.Copy !req
1416. Except for once when she got
her arm caught in the deck winch.Copy !req
1417. Is this my espresso machine?Copy !req
1418. Wh-What is - How did you get
my espresso machine?Copy !req
1419. Well, uh...Copy !req
1420. we fuckin' stole it, man.Copy !req
1421. Allie, why don't you go powder your nose.
I need to talk to your ex-wife.Copy !req
1422. We've never made
great husbands, have we?Copy !req
1423. Of course, I have a good excuse.
I'm part gay.Copy !req
1424. Supposedly everyone is.Copy !req
1425. I never told you this,
but I was hoping...Copy !req
1426. we might get the chance
to adopt Ned.Copy !req
1427. I think he would've
wanted it that way.Copy !req
1428. - Would you have gone along with me on that?
- He was 30, Steve.Copy !req
1429. - But I'd have considered it.
- Thanks, Eleanor.Copy !req
1430. We're a dying breed.Copy !req
1431. Yeah.Copy !req
1432. I guess we were all right
while we lasted though, weren't we?Copy !req
1433. Oh, we were like
glory's gate, my darling.Copy !req
1434. We were like
that bloody shark of yours.Copy !req
1435. We swam with the, um, uh...Copy !req
1436. Oh, goddamn it.
I had it on the plane.Copy !req
1437. What was I gonna say?
Ah, well.Copy !req
1438. - It's good to see you.
- How's your passport status?Copy !req
1439. Much better, thank you.
I'm back down to X-4.Copy !req
1440. Tell me. Who knocked up
the reporter?Copy !req
1441. I don't know.Copy !req
1442. By the way, thanks for showing me
the first draft.Copy !req
1443. You read it.
What did you think?Copy !req
1444. Well, I was a little
embarrassed at first.Copy !req
1445. Obviously people are gonna think
I'm a showboat and a little bit of a prick.Copy !req
1446. But then I realized...Copy !req
1447. that's me.Copy !req
1448. I said those things.
I did those things.Copy !req
1449. I can live with that.Copy !req
1450. You're a good writer, Jane.Copy !req
1451. It's the f-ing cover.Copy !req
1452. That-a-girl.-Copy !req
1453. Excuse me.Copy !req
1454. Excuse me.
I'm sorry to interrupt...Copy !req
1455. but we just got the scanning
monitor back up...Copy !req
1456. and it looks like the jaguar shark,
or whatever it is that we're tracking...Copy !req
1457. is in a trench
on the far side of the reef.Copy !req
1458. What the hell is going on in here?Copy !req
1459. Cheap wiring.Copy !req
1460. Anybody feel like
going for a ride?Copy !req
1461. "Ned's Theme." Take one.Copy !req
1462. I hooked a rhinestone bluefin on a rope
to give him something to eat.Copy !req
1463. Is that one of mine?Copy !req
1464. I think one of
my research turtles survived.Copy !req
1465. Looks good.Copy !req
1466. Is that him?Copy !req
1467. That's him, Klaus.Copy !req
1468. - Are we - Are we safe in here?Copy !req
1469. I doubt it.Copy !req
1470. You still want to blow him up?Copy !req
1471. No. We're out of
dynamite anyway.Copy !req
1472. It is beautiful, Steve.Copy !req
1473. Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?Copy !req
1474. I wonder if it remembers me.Copy !req
1475. In 12 years
he'll be 11 and a half.Copy !req
1476. That was my favorite age.Copy !req
1477. Like this?Copy !req
1478. Just like that.Copy !req
1479. You do it too.Copy !req
1480. We complete the adventure...Copy !req
1481. but another number
of our crew has been lost.Copy !req
1482. This one was my son.Copy !req
1483. Also our equitypartner.Copy !req
1484. We start the voyage home
in our wounded vessel.Copy !req
1485. - Ho.
- Ho.Copy !req
1486. This is an adventure.Copy !req
1487. ? Ah, yeah?Copy !req
1488. ? Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1489. ? I'm up on the 11th floor
and I'm watching the cruisers below?Copy !req
1490. ? He's down on the street
and he's trying hard to pull sister Flo?Copy !req
1491. ? Oh, my heart's in the basement
My weekend's at an all-time low?Copy !req
1492. ? 'Cause she's hoping to score
so I can't see her letting him go?Copy !req
1493. ? Walk out ofher heart
Walk out ofher mind?Copy !req
1494. ? I've lost her?Copy !req
1495. ? She's so swishy
in her satin and tat?Copy !req
1496. ? In her frock coat
and bippity-boppity hat?Copy !req
1497. ? Oh, God
I could do better than that?Copy !req
1498. ? Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1499. ? She's an old-time ambassador
of sweet-talking night-walking games?Copy !req
1500. ? And she's known in the darkest clubs
forpushing ahead of the dames?Copy !req
1501. ? lfshe says she can do it
then she can do it?Copy !req
1502. ? She don't make false claims?Copy !req
1503. ? But she's a queen
and such are queens?Copy !req
1504. ? That your laughter
is sucked in their brains?Copy !req
1505. ? Now she's leading him on
and she'lllay him right down?Copy !req
1506. ? Yeah, she's leading him on
and she'lllay him right down?Copy !req
1507. ? But it could have been me
Yes, it could have been me?Copy !req
1508. ? Why didn't I say
Why didn't I say?Copy !req
1509. ? No, no, no?Copy !req
1510. ? She's so swishy
in her satin and tat?Copy !req
1511. ? In her frock coat
and bippity-boppity hat?Copy !req
1512. ? Oh, God
I could do better than that?Copy !req
1513. ? So I lay down a while
and lgaze at my hotel wall?Copy !req
1514. ? Oh, the cot is so cold
it don't feellike no bed at all?Copy !req
1515. ? Yeah, I lay down a while
and look at my hotel wall?Copy !req
1516. ? And he's down on the street?Copy !req
1517. ? So I throw both his bags down the hall?Copy !req
1518. ? And I'm phoning a cab
'cause my stomach feels small?Copy !req
1519. ? There's a taste in my mouth
and it's no taste at all?Copy !req
1520. ? it could have been me
Oh, yeah, it could have been me?Copy !req
1521. ? Why didn't I say?Copy !req
1522. ? Why didn't I say
No, no, no?Copy !req
1523. ? She's so swishy in her satin and tat?Copy !req
1524. ? In her frock coat
and bippity-boppity hat?Copy !req
1525. ? Oh, God
I could do better than that?Copy !req
1526. ? You betcha?Copy !req
1527. ? Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1528. ? Uh-huh?Copy !req
1529. ? Mmm?Copy !req