1. He is coming.Copy !req
2. Cover your butt.Copy !req
3. Cover the what?Copy !req
4. Vitruvius.Copy !req
5. Lord Business.Copy !req
6. You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.Copy !req
7. Robots, destroy him!Copy !req
8. Yes, Lord Business.Copy !req
9. Your robots are no match
for a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
10. For I see everything!Copy !req
11. Unh! My eyes! Ow!Copy !req
12. The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon...Copy !req
13. is mine.Copy !req
14. Oh, the Kragle!Copy !req
15. Now my evil power will be unlimited!
Can you feel me?Copy !req
16. I can feel you.Copy !req
17. Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.Copy !req
18. Wait. There was a prophecy.Copy !req
19. Oh, now there's a prophecy.Copy !req
20. About the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
21. Oh, yes! The supposed
missing Piece of Resistance...Copy !req
22. that can somehow magically
disarm the Kragle.Copy !req
23. Give me a break!Copy !req
24. One day, a talented lass or fellowCopy !req
25. A Special One with face of yellowCopy !req
26. Will make the Piece of Resistance foundCopy !req
27. From its hiding refuge undergroundCopy !req
28. And with a noble army at the helmCopy !req
29. This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realmCopy !req
30. And be the greatest
Most interestingCopy !req
31. Most important person of all timesCopy !req
32. All of this is trueCopy !req
33. Because it rhymesCopy !req
34. Oh, wow.Copy !req
35. That was a great, inspiring legend...Copy !req
36. that you made up.Copy !req
37. A "Special One"?Copy !req
38. What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.Copy !req
39. Good morning, apartment!Copy !req
40. Good morning, doorway!
Good morning, wall.Copy !req
41. Good morning, ceiling.
Good morning, floor!Copy !req
42. Ready to start the day!Copy !req
43. Ah, here it is!Copy !req
44. "Instructions to fit in...Copy !req
45. have everybody like you...Copy !req
46. and always be happy!Copy !req
47. Step one:Copy !req
48. Breathe."Copy !req
49. Okay, got that one down.Copy !req
50. "Step two: Greet the day,
smile and say..."Copy !req
51. Good morning, city!Copy !req
52. Good morning, city!
Good morning, city!Copy !req
53. Good morning, city!
Top of the morning to you there, city!Copy !req
54. Good morning, city! How you doing?
Good morning, city!Copy !req
55. "Step three: Exercise."Copy !req
56. Jumping jacks. Hit them!Copy !req
57. One!Copy !req
58. Two!Copy !req
59. Three!Copy !req
60. I am so pumped up!Copy !req
61. "Step four: Shower."Copy !req
62. And always be sure to keep
the soap out of your—! Aah!Copy !req
63. Shave your face.Copy !req
64. Brush your teeth.Copy !req
65. Comb your hair. Hmm.Copy !req
66. "Wear clothes."Copy !req
67. Oop! I almost forgot that one!Copy !req
68. No. No. Uh-uh. No.Copy !req
69. Not that. Wrong.Copy !req
70. And that's it. Check.Copy !req
71. Step nine:
Eat a complete breakfast...Copy !req
72. with all the special people in your life.Copy !req
73. Hey, Plantie, what do you
wanna do this morning?Copy !req
74. Watch TV? Me too!Copy !req
75. Hi, I'm President Business...Copy !req
76. president of the Octan Corporation
and the world.Copy !req
77. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions,
or you'll be put to sleep.Copy !req
78. And don't forget Taco Tuesday's
coming next week!Copy !req
79. That's the day every rule-following citizen
gets a free taco and my love!Copy !req
80. Have a great day, everybody!Copy !req
81. You have a great day too,
President Business.Copy !req
82. Man, he's such a cool guy.
I always wanna hear more of what—Copy !req
83. Wait, did he say "put to sleep"?Copy !req
84. Tonight on Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
85. Honey, where are my pants?Copy !req
86. What was I just thinking? I don't care.Copy !req
87. "Step 11: Greet your neighbors."Copy !req
88. - Hey, Joe.
- Hey, pal.Copy !req
89. Whoa! Hey, Surfer Dave.Copy !req
90. Hey, brah.Copy !req
91. - Oh, good morning, Sherrie.
- Hey, fella.Copy !req
92. Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter.
Meow. Meow.Copy !req
93. Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy.
Meow. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
94. Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior.
Meow. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
95. Jeff.
Meow.Copy !req
96. Step 12: Obey all traffic signs and regulations.Copy !req
97. Step 13: Enjoy popular music.Copy !req
98. Top of the charts again...Copy !req
99. - ... it's "Everything Is Awesome."
- Oh, my gosh, I love this song!Copy !req
100. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
101. Everything is coolCopy !req
102. When you're part of a teamCopy !req
103. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
104. When we're living ourCopy !req
105. DreamCopy !req
106. Always use a turn signal.Copy !req
107. Park between the lines. Yes!Copy !req
108. Drop off dry-cleaning before noon.Copy !req
109. Read the headlines.Copy !req
110. Don't forget to smile.Copy !req
111. Always root for the local sports team.Copy !req
112. Go, Sports Team!Copy !req
113. Always return a compliment.Copy !req
114. Hey, you look nice.
So do you!Copy !req
115. Drink overpriced coffee.Copy !req
116. Here you go. That's $37.Copy !req
117. Awesome!Copy !req
118. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
119. Did you see
Where Are My Pants? last night?Copy !req
120. "Honey, where's my pants?"Copy !req
121. Classic episode.Copy !req
122. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
123. Instructions coming in from Central.Copy !req
124. Okay, it says here to take
everything weird and blow it up.Copy !req
125. All right, Cylinderheads...Copy !req
126. let's make it look
like it does in the instructions!Copy !req
127. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
128. I need a 1-by-2 key hole.Copy !req
129. No problem, Michael.Copy !req
130. We need a 2-by-2 macaroni.Copy !req
131. 2-by-2 macaroni flying in. Here's one.Copy !req
132. Guys, got a 1-by-1
with an indented stud on one side.Copy !req
133. Cheese slopes. Come on, everybody.
Roger that, Roger.Copy !req
134. Look alive, coming at you.Copy !req
135. Can I get a couple LURPs over here?Copy !req
136. Thanks, Gail.
Guys, watch me drill this down.Copy !req
137. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
138. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
139. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
140. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
141. Have you heard the news?
Everyone's talkin'Copy !req
142. Life is good
Because everything's awesomeCopy !req
143. Man, I feel so good right now!
I could sing this song for hours!Copy !req
144. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
145. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
146. When you're part of a team!Copy !req
147. Yeah!Copy !req
148. I'm going to the sports bar
after work tonight.Copy !req
149. Who wants to eat some delicious
chicken wings and get crazy?Copy !req
150. Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!Copy !req
151. Hey, who wants to share a croissant
with this guy?Copy !req
152. Croissants? I love croissants.Copy !req
153. Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.Copy !req
154. Giant sausages? No way!Copy !req
155. You know what I love to do?Copy !req
156. Is share a meal
with the special people in my life.Copy !req
157. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you?Copy !req
158. Ah! No, wait, guys!Copy !req
159. Wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there.Copy !req
160. Oh. Where did it go?Copy !req
161. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
162. I think I heard a whoosh.Copy !req
163. Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this...Copy !req
164. but, uh, I don't think
you're supposed to be here.Copy !req
165. Yeah, the rules specifically state...Copy !req
166. work site closes at 6,
it's a hard-hat area only.Copy !req
167. That's not official safety orange.Copy !req
168. "If you see anything weird,
report it immediately."Copy !req
169. Well, I guess I'm gonna...Copy !req
170. have to report youuu...Copy !req
171. uuu...Copy !req
172. uuu...Copy !req
173. uuu...Copy !req
174. uuu...Copy !req
175. uuu...Copy !req
176. uuu...Copy !req
177. uuu...Copy !req
178. uuu...Copy !req
179. Where are you going? Miss!
I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor—Copy !req
180. Ow. Ow!Copy !req
181. Hey! Heh. That's not so bad.Copy !req
182. Yeow! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
183. Ow.Copy !req
184. Ow.Copy !req
185. What is that?Copy !req
186. Come here.Copy !req
187. What do I do?
I don't have my instructions.Copy !req
188. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
189. Touch the Piece. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
190. I feel like maybe I should touch that.Copy !req
191. It's so...Copy !req
192. interesting.Copy !req
193. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
194. It's so interesting.Copy !req
195. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
196. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
197. - Touch the Piece.
- Uh...Copy !req
198. Touch the—Copy !req
199. A Special One with face of yellowCopy !req
200. Will make the Piece of Resistance foundCopy !req
201. From its hiding refuge undergroundCopy !req
202. What's going on down here?Copy !req
203. This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realmCopy !req
204. Come on, Emmet!Copy !req
205. The Special has arisen.Copy !req
206. It's your turn to be the hero.Copy !req
207. Wake up.
Ugh.Copy !req
208. Come on, wake up!Copy !req
209. Where are the MasterBuilders?Copy !req
210. How did you find
the Piece of Resistance? Eh?Copy !req
211. Where are the others hiding?
Good morning, apartment?Copy !req
212. - Wake up!
- Aah!Copy !req
213. How did you find
the Piece of Resistance?Copy !req
214. The piece of what?Copy !req
215. The Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
216. I— I don't— Where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
217. "What's happening?"Copy !req
218. Playing dumb, MasterBuilder.Copy !req
219. No. I— "MasterBuilder"?Copy !req
220. - Oh. So you've never heard of the prophecy?
- No.Copy !req
221. Or The Special?Copy !req
222. No, no!Copy !req
223. You're a liar! We'll kill you!Copy !req
224. Look, um,
I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.Copy !req
225. Isn't there supposed to also be—?Copy !req
226. Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?Copy !req
227. Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.Copy !req
228. Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly
neighborhood police officer!Copy !req
229. - Would you like a glass of water?
- Yeah. Yeah, actually.Copy !req
230. Too bad.Copy !req
231. Security cameras picked up this.Copy !req
232. Unh! You were found at the construction site
convulsing with a strange piece.Copy !req
233. That's disgusting!Copy !req
234. Then why is it permanently stuck
to your back?Copy !req
235. Get it off me! Get it off me! Aah!Copy !req
236. It won't come off! It's chasing me!Copy !req
237. Look, it's not my fault!Copy !req
238. I have no idea how this thing
got on my back!Copy !req
239. Of course, buddy. I believe you.Copy !req
240. Great. Aah!Copy !req
241. I "believe" you too.Copy !req
242. You see the quotations
I'm making with my claw hands?Copy !req
243. It means I don't believe you!Copy !req
244. Why else would you show up
with that thing on your back...Copy !req
245. just three days before
President Business...Copy !req
246. is going to use the Kragle
to end the world?Copy !req
247. President Business is gonna end the world?Copy !req
248. But he's such a good guy.Copy !req
249. And Octan, they make good stuff.Copy !req
250. Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows...Copy !req
251. surveillance systems,
all history books, voting machines.Copy !req
252. Wait a minute.Copy !req
253. Come on, you can't be this stupid.Copy !req
254. This is a misunderstanding.Copy !req
255. I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy.Copy !req
256. I'm late to meet my best friends
in the whole world.Copy !req
257. They're probably missing me right now.Copy !req
258. They're probably out looking around.Copy !req
259. "Hey, where's Emmet?
Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?"Copy !req
260. Hey, you know what?
Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.Copy !req
261. Oh, we asked them, all right.Copy !req
262. Boom!Copy !req
263. That guy's not a criminal mastermind.Copy !req
264. See?Copy !req
265. Yeah. You know, he's kind of
an average, normal kind of guy.Copy !req
266. Thank you.Copy !req
267. But, you know, he's not, like...Copy !req
268. normal like us. No.Copy !req
269. He's not that special.Copy !req
270. Wait, I'm so confused.
Who are we talking about?Copy !req
271. Wait, does he work with us?Copy !req
272. Gail doesn't remember me?Copy !req
273. Look at Randy here.Copy !req
274. He likes sausage. That's something.Copy !req
275. Gail is perky. That's something.Copy !req
276. And Harry...Copy !req
277. - ... well...
- When you say Harry, I go:Copy !req
278. When you say the other guy, I go:Copy !req
279. Harry's the best!Copy !req
280. Harry's got personality.
He's weird! He's weird!Copy !req
281. I know that guy but I know, like,
zippy-zap about him.Copy !req
282. We just talked earlier.Copy !req
283. I mean, all he does is say yes...Copy !req
284. to everything everybody else is doing.Copy !req
285. You know, he's just sort of a "Hmm!"Copy !req
286. Little bit of a blank slate, I guess.Copy !req
287. That'll be $42, please.Copy !req
288. We all have something that makes us
something and Emmet is...Copy !req
289. nothing.Copy !req
290. There you go.Copy !req
291. I told you I was a nobody.
Oh.Copy !req
292. It's the perfect cover.Copy !req
293. Cover? Cover for what?Copy !req
294. I can't break him.
Take him to the melting chamber.Copy !req
295. What? Aah!Copy !req
296. You're gonna melt me? Am I gonna die?Copy !req
297. You'll live. You'll be fine.Copy !req
298. President Business.
I have him right here, sir.Copy !req
299. Yes, we've told him he'll live
so he doesn't try to escape, but, um...Copy !req
300. we're lying to him.Copy !req
301. Wait, what did he just say?Copy !req
302. Hold still.Copy !req
303. Wait! There's obviously been a mix-up here.
You've got the wrong—Copy !req
304. Ow! Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
305. That is gonna start hurting...Copy !req
306. pretty soon.Copy !req
307. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
308. No, no, no!Copy !req
309. Whoa. Who are you?Copy !req
310. It's you?Copy !req
311. Come with me if you wanna not die.Copy !req
312. Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi—?Copy !req
313. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
314. Red alert, red alert.Copy !req
315. I need everyone, repeat:
everyone, to go after The Special.Copy !req
316. The tunnel's that way.Copy !req
317. Oh, boy!Copy !req
318. Oh, sir, you're brilliant.Copy !req
319. - We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.
- Ow. Oh.Copy !req
320. So, uh, didn't catch your name...Copy !req
321. or anything about what you're, uh, up to.Copy !req
322. Or what we're doing here.Copy !req
323. It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended
to be a useless nobody...Copy !req
324. but you can drop the act with me.
It's cool.Copy !req
325. Oh, the act.Copy !req
326. Whoa.Copy !req
327. Whoa!Copy !req
328. Jump on. Let's go!Copy !req
329. Hey, uh, I—
Hang on, sir.Copy !req
330. All units...Copy !req
331. cut him off on Elm, now!Copy !req
332. Or whenever you can.Copy !req
333. 10-4, Bad Cop.Copy !req
334. - Watch out!
- Hold on.Copy !req
335. We need to meet up with Vitruvius...Copy !req
336. and tell him the Piece has been found.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
337. They're up on the monorail.Copy !req
338. Release the copper choppers.Copy !req
339. Oh, no!Copy !req
340. Will you please tell me what is happening?Copy !req
341. I'm rescuing you, sir.
You're the one the prophecy spoke of.Copy !req
342. You're The Special.Copy !req
343. Me?Copy !req
344. You found the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
345. And the prophecy states...Copy !req
346. that you are the most important,
most talented...Copy !req
347. most interesting...Copy !req
348. and most extraordinary person
in the universe.Copy !req
349. That's you. Right?Copy !req
350. Uh, yes. That's me.Copy !req
351. Great. You drive.Copy !req
352. What?Copy !req
353. I wanna go home!Copy !req
354. This is not what I meant!Copy !req
355. Oh, no.Copy !req
356. Look out, Special!Copy !req
357. Uh, sorry. Never driven a motorcycle. Sorry!Copy !req
358. - Wow, he's amazing.
- Aah!Copy !req
359. That was incredible!Copy !req
360. You're even better
than the prophecy said you'd be.Copy !req
361. Oh. Really?Copy !req
362. I'm, uh— I'm Wyldstyle.Copy !req
363. - Oh, I'm sorry, what was it?
- Wyldstyle.Copy !req
364. "Wyldstyle"?
Yep.Copy !req
365. What are you, a DJ?
No.Copy !req
366. - Oh, that's your name? "Wyldstyle"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
367. Like on your birth certificate,
it says "Wyldstyle."Copy !req
368. Let's not talk about my name!Copy !req
369. Don't let The Special get away.Copy !req
370. Sir, we've blocked the freeway.Copy !req
371. Hang on, sir!Copy !req
372. What are you doing?Copy !req
373. Let's fly!Copy !req
374. Whoa!Copy !req
375. Head for the secret tunnel.Copy !req
376. Uh, these are the city limits.Copy !req
377. Let's just head for the tunnel.Copy !req
378. You want me to drive
into that weird swirly hole?Copy !req
379. Are you insane?Copy !req
380. Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!Copy !req
381. I can't do this!Copy !req
382. That is against the instructions!Copy !req
383. Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?Copy !req
384. Any chain restaurant.Copy !req
385. Favorite TV show?Copy !req
386. Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
387. Favorite song?Copy !req
388. Everything Is AwesomeCopy !req
389. Oh, no!Copy !req
390. Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!Copy !req
391. Wait. Where are we?Copy !req
392. This is so weir—! Ow!Copy !req
393. You're not The Special! You lied to me!Copy !req
394. It really kind of depends on—Copy !req
395. You're not even a MasterBuilder, are you?Copy !req
396. Uh, I mean, I know what a MasterBuilder is.Copy !req
397. Why don't you tell me what it is?
That way I could see if you're right.Copy !req
398. You've ruined the prophecy.Copy !req
399. Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just—Copy !req
400. You made being special sound so good.Copy !req
401. And to think I was going to follow you
to the end of the universe.Copy !req
402. You were?Copy !req
403. Here's the thing.Copy !req
404. How do we know for sure
that I'm not The Special?Copy !req
405. - We just don't know it yet.
- Quiet.Copy !req
406. Y'all want a giant turkey leg?Copy !req
407. Do you have any idea
what that does to your colon?Copy !req
408. Oh, my G-O-S-H.
Just put the hat on.Copy !req
409. and this. And this. And this.Copy !req
410. - And this.
- Aah!Copy !req
411. And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
412. Uh, I'm not sure exactly
why you'd bring that up.Copy !req
413. It's super serious.Copy !req
414. You do not want to mess with him.Copy !req
415. Okay.Copy !req
416. So don't get any ideas.Copy !req
417. I never have any ideas.Copy !req
418. Wait!Copy !req
419. Stick them up.
Hands where I can see them.Copy !req
420. Hey, uh, listen. You think
you can explain why I'm dressed like this...Copy !req
421. and what those big words
in the sky were all about?Copy !req
422. And, like, where we are in time.Copy !req
423. Your home, Bricksburg,
is one of many realms in the universe.Copy !req
424. There's also this one...Copy !req
425. Pirate's Cove, Knight's Club,
Viking's Landing, Clown Town...Copy !req
426. a bunch of others
we don't need to mention.Copy !req
427. Mm-hm.Copy !req
428. Lord Business,
or as you think you know him...Copy !req
429. President Business...Copy !req
430. stole the Kragle,
the most powerful object in the universe.Copy !req
431. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
432. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff.Copy !req
433. Piece of Resistance is The Special.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
434. I'm so pretty. I like you.Copy !req
435. But I'm angry with you for some reason.Copy !req
436. tower at the end of the universe...
Mm-hm.Copy !req
437. put the Piece of Resistance
onto the Kragle...Copy !req
438. and disarm it forever.Copy !req
439. Great.Copy !req
440. I think I got it...Copy !req
441. but just in case...Copy !req
442. tell me the whole thing again.
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
443. Okay. All the people
of the universe were once free to travel...Copy !req
444. and mingle and build
whatever they wanted.Copy !req
445. But President Business
was confused by all the chaos.Copy !req
446. So he erected walls between the worlds...Copy !req
447. and became obsessed
with order and perfection.Copy !req
448. And he stole the mysterious...Copy !req
449. secret super weapon called—
The Kragle!Copy !req
450. —and he hired Bad Cop...Copy !req
451. to hunt down all the MasterBuilders,
who were always changing everything.Copy !req
452. And those of us who remained...Copy !req
453. well, we went into hiding.
Built the tunnels to survive.Copy !req
454. And we search for the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
455. The only thing that can stop the Kragle.Copy !req
456. Kragle. I know that.Copy !req
457. It might have been that cop.
He said something about the Kragle.Copy !req
458. President Business
was going to use the Kragle...Copy !req
459. to end the world in three days.Copy !req
460. I can't make any sense of it.Copy !req
461. Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
462. I knew that was suspicious.
There's no time to lose.Copy !req
463. We must find Vitruvius and get to
the Office Tower before it's too late.Copy !req
464. Okay.Copy !req
465. Heh. How scary can someone's office be?Copy !req
466. President Business,
we're trying to locate the fugitive...Copy !req
467. but his face is so generic it matches
every other face in our database.Copy !req
468. Diabolical.Copy !req
469. Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office...Copy !req
470. - ... in 23 seconds. Ciao.
- Will do, sir.Copy !req
471. Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.Copy !req
472. Glad to hear it.
Let's rebuild that roof to be even higher!Copy !req
473. The roof team is on it.Copy !req
474. Sir, can you approve this poster
for Taco Tuesday?Copy !req
475. Perfect. Whoo!Copy !req
476. I love everyone in this room.
We love you, sir!Copy !req
477. Great job on the radio station.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
478. We love listening to this song
over and over again.Copy !req
479. Keep it up, guys.Copy !req
480. Honey, where are my...Copy !req
481. pants?
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
482. Cut! Ha, ha!Copy !req
483. Hilarious. That never gets old.Copy !req
484. It does not.Copy !req
485. Bad Cop is waiting for you
in your office.Copy !req
486. Wonderful. Fantastic.Copy !req
487. Would you cancel my 2:00?Copy !req
488. This next meeting could run a little bit...Copy !req
489. deadly.Copy !req
490. Activate helmet.Copy !req
491. Light sequence.Copy !req
492. Flame test.Copy !req
493. Engage dramatic entrance.
Aah!Copy !req
494. Bad Cop.Copy !req
495. Lord Business.
I know The Special got away, but—Copy !req
496. Don't be so serious.Copy !req
497. Where's the other guy?Copy !req
498. Hey, friend.
Hey, buddy!Copy !req
499. - I missed you.
- Aw, did you really?Copy !req
500. Have I ever shown you my relic collection?Copy !req
501. Nope. I don't think you have.Copy !req
502. Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.Copy !req
503. This one...Copy !req
504. is the Cloak of Ban Da'Id.Copy !req
505. I hear it's super painful to take off.Copy !req
506. - You wanna try it on?
- Well, um—Copy !req
507. No, but thank you.Copy !req
508. We've done some great work
over the years together, Bad Cop...Copy !req
509. capturing all those MasterBuilders...Copy !req
510. and torturing them and whatnot.Copy !req
511. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
512. Although...Copy !req
513. you did let the Piece of Resistance go.Copy !req
514. The one thing that can ruin my plans.Copy !req
515. The one thing that I asked you to take care of.Copy !req
516. That's super frustrating.Copy !req
517. It makes me just wanna pick up whoever...Copy !req
518. is standing closest to me...Copy !req
519. and throw them through this window...Copy !req
520. and out into the infinite abyss
of nothingness!Copy !req
521. I wanna do it so bad.Copy !req
522. I know you do, sir. Please don't.Copy !req
523. And it's not just you, Bad Cop,
that keeps messing up my plans.Copy !req
524. People everywhere
are always messing with my stuff.Copy !req
525. But I have a way to fix that.Copy !req
526. A way to keep things exactly
the way they are supposed to be.Copy !req
527. Permanently.Copy !req
528. Behold...Copy !req
529. the most powerful weapon...Copy !req
530. of all the relics:Copy !req
531. The Kragle!Copy !req
532. As you can see, they're
loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs.Copy !req
533. I call it...Copy !req
534. the Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer.Copy !req
535. Or TAKOS:Copy !req
536. The "S" is silent.Copy !req
537. So on Taco Tuesday...Copy !req
538. it's going to spray the Kragle
over everyone and everything...Copy !req
539. with a bunch of super-scary nozzles
like this one!Copy !req
540. - I'll show you how it works.
- Sir, I don't know if this is necessary.Copy !req
541. Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.Copy !req
542. I'll do it on your parents!Copy !req
543. What?Copy !req
544. - Hi, son.
- Hi!Copy !req
545. How's it going in the big city?Copy !req
546. Mommy. Daddy.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
547. Okay, Pa. I just want you to act naturally.Copy !req
548. - Like you're going about your day.
- Gotcha.Copy !req
549. Yeah. Keep your hand up like that.Copy !req
550. Ma, scoot...Copy !req
551. two steps in to the right.Copy !req
552. - Pa, whenever I talk to Ma...
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
553. - ... you start to move.
- Sorry, sir.Copy !req
554. Get back to where you were!Copy !req
555. Here?
Perfect.Copy !req
556. That's great. You can't do anything better.
No reason why you should move.Copy !req
557. Right.Copy !req
558. Now, Ma...Copy !req
559. hand on his shoulder. And you—Copy !req
560. - Pa, you just moved and you've just wrecked it!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
561. You wrecked it!Copy !req
562. Bad Cop, you see what I'm talking about?Copy !req
563. All I'm asking for is total perfection.Copy !req
564. Send in a Micro-manager!Copy !req
565. Commencing micro-management.Copy !req
566. Hold still, you guys.Copy !req
567. And then...Copy !req
568. I just spray them...Copy !req
569. with the TAKOS:Copy !req
570. Oh, Pa, hold me.Copy !req
571. Oh, darling, I can't move me legs.Copy !req
572. - Does that upset you, Bad Cop?
- Um...Copy !req
573. Surely you feel bad for your parents,
and you wanna help them, don't you?Copy !req
574. We're okay, son. Just a little stuck, is all.Copy !req
575. Go ahead...Copy !req
576. finish the job.Copy !req
577. Of course, sir.Copy !req
578. No, I don't want to.Copy !req
579. - You have to.
- I don't want to.Copy !req
580. - Would you please be quiet?
- I can't.Copy !req
581. - You must. Shut it!
- But they—Copy !req
582. - It's not nice.
- It's your job, man.Copy !req
583. I can't do it.Copy !req
584. - They're innocent.
- Just as I thought.Copy !req
585. Your Good Cop side's
making you soft, Bad Cop.Copy !req
586. Robots!Copy !req
587. Bring me the fleece-crested
Scepter of Q-Teep...Copy !req
588. and the Põ-Lish Remover of Na-II.Copy !req
589. You've already let The Special
get away once.Copy !req
590. Sir.Copy !req
591. I'm just gonna make sure
it doesn't happen again.Copy !req
592. No more Mr. Nice Guy!Copy !req
593. Oh, son!Copy !req
594. On Taco Tuesday,
I'm going to Kragleize the entire universe...Copy !req
595. so that everyone
will stop messing with my stuff!Copy !req
596. Are you gonna be with me...Copy !req
597. or are you gonna be stuck...Copy !req
598. having a tea party
with your mom and dad?Copy !req
599. Son?Copy !req
600. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
601. I have a job to do.Copy !req
602. All you have to do is blend in
and act like you belong here.Copy !req
603. Ah, perfect.Copy !req
604. Well, hi there, I'm a cowboy!Copy !req
605. Bang, bang, bang-bang-bang-bang!Copy !req
606. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet, gun.Copy !req
607. Zap, zap, zap, pow. Zap, pow.Copy !req
608. What are they looking at?
I made a mistake.Copy !req
609. You should just be still. Act like a stool.Copy !req
610. - Wait!
- Howdy, guys!Copy !req
611. - Quiet. Nope, stools don't talk.
- Come sit on me.Copy !req
612. Okay, shh.Copy !req
613. Let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
614. What a lady!Copy !req
615. Okay, let me just find the wizard...Copy !req
616. and get this over with.Copy !req
617. - Ooh!
- There he is.Copy !req
618. - Vitruvius.
- Who?Copy !req
619. I've never heard of that man,
whom I am not.Copy !req
620. - Who are you?
- It's me.Copy !req
621. I am a blind man and cannot see.Copy !req
622. - It's Wyldstyle.
- Oof.Copy !req
623. Are you a DJ?Copy !req
624. - What? Why does everybody—?
- Oh, wait, wait.Copy !req
625. Are you the student I used to have...Copy !req
626. who was so insecure
she kept changing her name?Copy !req
627. No, no, no.Copy !req
628. - First Darkstorm, then Geminizzle.
- No. Never.Copy !req
629. Then Neversmile, then Freakface,
then Snazzypants.Copy !req
630. Okay. All right, yes.Copy !req
631. Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds.Copy !req
632. Oh, man.Copy !req
633. You have a very weirdly...Copy !req
634. - ... decorated place.
- Thank you.Copy !req
635. Vitruvius, we have found
the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
636. Is it true?
Yes, but—Copy !req
637. Wyldstyle. The prophecy states that...Copy !req
638. you are The Special.Copy !req
639. The embodiment of good, foiler of evil.Copy !req
640. The most talented, most brilliant...Copy !req
641. most important person in the universe.Copy !req
642. That would be great...Copy !req
643. but Emmet is the one
who found the Piece.Copy !req
644. Oh, okay. Emmet!Copy !req
645. The prophecy states that...Copy !req
646. you are The Special.Copy !req
647. - The most talented—
- I'm not sure he's The Special.Copy !req
648. Because he's not even
a MasterBuilder. Watch.Copy !req
649. Emmet, just given what's around you...Copy !req
650. - ... build something simple.
- Okay.Copy !req
651. Like an awesome race car.
- Great.Copy !req
652. Go.
- Do you have the instructions?Copy !req
653. No. You must create the instructions
in your mind, my liege.Copy !req
654. Ah. Okay. Race car.Copy !req
655. Um...Copy !req
656. Well, there's a lot of really cool stuff here.Copy !req
657. Don't see a wheel...Copy !req
658. or...Copy !req
659. three more wheels.Copy !req
660. See? He can't do it.
He will never be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
661. Of course not.
Not if you keep telling him he can't.Copy !req
662. He needs to see that he can.Copy !req
663. What are you doing?Copy !req
664. We are entering your mind...
- What?Copy !req
665. to prove that you have
the unlocked potential...Copy !req
666. to be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
667. Ujjayi breath.Copy !req
668. Whoa, are we inside my brain right now?Copy !req
669. It's big. I must be smart.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
670. I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.Copy !req
671. I don't think he's ever had an original thought.
In his life.Copy !req
672. Ha, ha. That's not true.Copy !req
673. For instance, one time I wanted to have...Copy !req
674. a bunch of my friends over to watch TV—Copy !req
675. Not unlike this TV
that just showed up magically.Copy !req
676. And not everybody
can fit on my one couch...Copy !req
677. and I thought to myself:Copy !req
678. "What if there was such a thing
as a bunk bed...Copy !req
679. but as a couch?"Copy !req
680. Introducing the double-decker couch.Copy !req
681. So everyone could watch TV together
and be buddies!Copy !req
682. That is literally the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
683. Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this.Copy !req
684. That idea is just the worst.Copy !req
685. There must be something around here...Copy !req
686. that proves his potential.Copy !req
687. If The Man Upstairs
chose him to be The Special...Copy !req
688. there must be a reason.Copy !req
689. Who's The Man Upstairs?
- See?Copy !req
690. He doesn't even know about
The Man Upstairs.Copy !req
691. Does he have, like, super-gross hands...Copy !req
692. that look like they're made
out of big pink sausages?Copy !req
693. Like eagle talons mixed with squid?Copy !req
694. Wait. You've seen the—?Copy !req
695. Whoa!Copy !req
696. That's what I was just thinking about.Copy !req
697. How did you—?Copy !req
698. I had this weird dream
when I touched the Piece.Copy !req
699. Well, I mean, I wasn't asleep,
so it wasn't really a dream.Copy !req
700. Emmet, you had a vision.Copy !req
701. I did?Copy !req
702. MasterBuilders spend years...Copy !req
703. training themselves
to clear their minds enough...Copy !req
704. to have even a fleeting glimpse
of The Man Upstairs...Copy !req
705. and yet, your mind is already
so prodigiously empty...Copy !req
706. that there is nothing in it
to clear away in the first place.Copy !req
707. With proper training...Copy !req
708. you could become a great MasterBuilder.Copy !req
709. I could?Copy !req
710. The prophecy chose you, Emmet.Copy !req
711. But I can't do any of the stuff...Copy !req
712. that the prophecy
says I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
713. All you have to do is to believe.Copy !req
714. Then...Copy !req
715. you will see everything.Copy !req
716. Are you ready, my son?Copy !req
717. Yes, I am.Copy !req
718. I think.Copy !req
719. Then we haven't a moment to lose.Copy !req
720. We must assemble...Copy !req
721. the MasterBuilders.Copy !req
722. Do you think Zeppelins
are a bad investment?Copy !req
723. Any of you fellas seen this guy?Copy !req
724. Wait a minute, partner.Copy !req
725. Draw a cowboy hat on him.Copy !req
726. These mechanical birds
will get our message out.Copy !req
727. They will go to an Internet café...Copy !req
728. and e-mail the remaining MasterBuilders...Copy !req
729. who will meet us in the secret realm
of Cloud Cuckooland.Copy !req
730. Cuckooland? Wait.
What happened to that whole training part?Copy !req
731. Don't worry, Emmet.Copy !req
732. Your training begins now.Copy !req
733. Piano man...Copy !req
734. open up.Copy !req
735. Your training begins later!Copy !req
736. On three.Copy !req
737. One—Copy !req
738. Whew. I think we're in the clear.
Freeze, turkeys.Copy !req
739. All I want is the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
740. We would rather he died than give it to you.Copy !req
741. I would not rather he died.Copy !req
742. Look, everybody, we can do this
the easy way, or we can do it—Copy !req
743. Go, run!Copy !req
744. They took the hard way. Fire!Copy !req
745. Fire!Copy !req
746. Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckooland?Copy !req
747. Head for the big bright thing in the sky.Copy !req
748. You mean the sun?
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
749. Let's get out of here. Here, use this.Copy !req
750. What? Wait, hey—Copy !req
751. What are you doing? Aah!
Let's go!Copy !req
752. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
753. Goodbye.Copy !req
754. Boom!Copy !req
755. Oh, dang!Copy !req
756. Aah! I've got pigs! I hate pigs!Copy !req
757. Quit playing around in the mud.
I could use your help.Copy !req
758. Wyldstyle, we could really use...Copy !req
759. your help!Copy !req
760. Oink, oink, oink.Copy !req
761. Oink!Copy !req
762. Vitruvius, they're gaining on us.
Build something!Copy !req
763. Let Emmet try!Copy !req
764. No, let's not let Emmet try!
I haven't had any training.Copy !req
765. That's okay.Copy !req
766. We'll start with
how to become a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
767. Step one: Trust your instincts.Copy !req
768. Okay, okay. Um—Copy !req
769. Build something! Build something!Copy !req
770. Aha. Take that!Copy !req
771. Unless your instincts are terrible.Copy !req
772. No! The wheel!Copy !req
773. I can't control it much longer!Copy !req
774. Emmet, we need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
775. Um...Copy !req
776. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
777. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
778. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
779. Something that spins around.
Spins around. Spins around.Copy !req
780. Emmet, where are you going?Copy !req
781. Oh, this better work.Copy !req
782. Hang tight!Copy !req
783. Dagnabit!Copy !req
784. Well done, Emmet.Copy !req
785. Hey! I did it.Copy !req
786. Wow. You actually did it.Copy !req
787. Train!Copy !req
788. Oh, no.Copy !req
789. Get off my train.Copy !req
790. Run!Copy !req
791. Wyldstyle!Copy !req
792. Owie!Copy !req
793. He's gonna ram us.Copy !req
794. Quick, quick, quick! That piece!
Give me that piece.Copy !req
795. Huh?Copy !req
796. Build a ramp!Copy !req
797. What the heck?Copy !req
798. Rest in pieces.Copy !req
799. - Uh...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
800. Wait. No, no, no.Copy !req
801. Thanks for saving my life back there.Copy !req
802. Even if, you know...Copy !req
803. eventually it turned out to be pointless.Copy !req
804. Well, for what it's worth...Copy !req
805. this has been about the greatest
15 minutes of my life.Copy !req
806. What the—?Copy !req
807. Relax, everybody, I'm here.Copy !req
808. Batman!Copy !req
809. What's up, babe?
Babe!Copy !req
810. - What?
- Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet.Copy !req
811. Emmet, this is my boyfriend, Batman.Copy !req
812. I'm Batman.Copy !req
813. That's your boyfriend? Aah!Copy !req
814. Batman, huh? Where'd you guys meet?Copy !req
815. It's actually a funny story, right, Bat?Copy !req
816. There he is.Copy !req
817. - "Police" to meet you, Bad Cop.
- Batman!Copy !req
818. The pleasure...Copy !req
819. is all "spine."Copy !req
820. Guess what...Copy !req
821. you big dumb baby.Copy !req
822. Your car is a baby carriage.Copy !req
823. Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.Copy !req
824. Hey, babe.
- What?Copy !req
825. Let's hold hands.Copy !req
826. So, uh...Copy !req
827. Hey, guys, I think we're about
to crash into the sun.Copy !req
828. Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.Copy !req
829. Uh, is this Cloud Cuckooland?
I don't see any clouds.Copy !req
830. - Or cuckoos.
- No, no, this is...Copy !req
831. Middle Zealand.Copy !req
832. A wondrous land...Copy !req
833. full of knights, castles, mutton...Copy !req
834. torture weapons, poverty,
leeches, illiteracy...Copy !req
835. and, um...Copy !req
836. Dragon!Copy !req
837. Yeah, that too.Copy !req
838. Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckooland,
we'll raise an army...Copy !req
839. of MasterBuilders to—Copy !req
840. Anyway, you guys gotta check out
these new subwoofers I installed.Copy !req
841. I call them the dogs. Listen to them bark!Copy !req
842. Can you turn that down a little bit?Copy !req
843. This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle.Copy !req
844. DarknessCopy !req
845. It's about how I'm an orphan.Copy !req
846. No parentsCopy !req
847. This is real music, Emmet.Copy !req
848. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.Copy !req
849. Well, I'm dark and brooding too.Copy !req
850. Guys, look, a rainbow.Copy !req
851. So you're gonna drive up the curved part...Copy !req
852. Super richCopy !req
853. take it all the way to the top...Copy !req
854. Kind of makes it betterCopy !req
855. and park the car.Copy !req
856. Friends, welcome
to Cloud Cuckooland. Now...Copy !req
857. I just need to give the secret knock.Copy !req
858. Okay.Copy !req
859. I'm just gonna come right out.Copy !req
860. I have no idea what's going on,
or what this place is at all.Copy !req
861. Hi! I am Princess Unikitty...Copy !req
862. and I welcome you all
to Cloud Cuckooland.Copy !req
863. There's no signs or anything.Copy !req
864. How does anyone know what not to do?Copy !req
865. Here in Cloud Cuckooland...Copy !req
866. there are no rules.Copy !req
867. There's no government...Copy !req
868. no babysitters...Copy !req
869. no bedtimes...Copy !req
870. no frowny faces...Copy !req
871. no bushy mustaches...Copy !req
872. and no negativity of any kind.Copy !req
873. You just said the word "no"
like a thousand times.Copy !req
874. And there's also no consistency.Copy !req
875. I hate this place.Copy !req
876. Any idea is a good idea...Copy !req
877. except the not happy ones.Copy !req
878. Those you push down deep inside...Copy !req
879. where you'll never, ever, ever...Copy !req
880. ever...Copy !req
881. find them.Copy !req
882. Your fellow MasterBuilders
are gathered in the Dog.Copy !req
883. The what?Copy !req
884. Ah! Is that Superman?Copy !req
885. Girl, what are you doing?Copy !req
886. - Hey, Superman!
- Oh, hey. What's up?Copy !req
887. - Lantern. Green Lantern.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
888. You wanna sit together at the meeting?Copy !req
889. Um, I have to go back to Krypton.Copy !req
890. Didn't Krypton blow up?Copy !req
891. My fellow MasterBuilders,
including but not limited to...Copy !req
892. Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady...Copy !req
893. Gandalf...Copy !req
894. Swamp Creature...Copy !req
895. - ... 1980-something Space Guy...
- Hello!Copy !req
896. 2002 NBA All-Stars...Copy !req
897. - ... and Wonder Woman.
- Unh!Copy !req
898. You have traveled far to be here
for a moment of great import.Copy !req
899. We have learned...Copy !req
900. that Lord Business plans to unleash...Copy !req
901. a fully weaponized Kragle...Copy !req
902. on Taco Tuesday...Copy !req
903. to end the world as we know it.Copy !req
904. Please, calm yourselves.Copy !req
905. Green Ninja...Copy !req
906. Milhouse...Copy !req
907. Nice Vampire...Copy !req
908. Michelangelo, Michelangelo...Copy !req
909. and Cleopatra.Copy !req
910. There is yet one hope.Copy !req
911. The Special has arisen.Copy !req
912. Have the young man step forward.Copy !req
913. As you wish, Dubbledore.Copy !req
914. I'm Gandalf!Copy !req
915. - It's pronounced "Dumbledore."
- Dubbadore?Copy !req
916. No, "Dumbledore."Copy !req
917. Thought you said "Dubbadore."Copy !req
918. Vitruvius!Copy !req
919. You gotta write that down.
I'm not gonna remember any of it.Copy !req
920. But here we go.Copy !req
921. The Special will now give
an eloquent speech.Copy !req
922. Go ahead, man. You got this.Copy !req
923. Okay.Copy !req
924. Hello. I'm Emmet.Copy !req
925. Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
926. Thank you.Copy !req
927. Well, uh, I know that I, for one...Copy !req
928. am very excited to work with you guys...Copy !req
929. to get into the Octan Tower,
find the Kragle...Copy !req
930. and put this thing on the thing.Copy !req
931. And I know it's going to be really hard, but—Copy !req
932. "Really hard"?Copy !req
933. Wiping ye bum with a hook
for a hand is really hard.Copy !req
934. This be impossible.Copy !req
935. The last time we tried to storm
Lord Business' office...Copy !req
936. we used every plan we could conceive.Copy !req
937. The result was a massacre
too terrible to speak of.Copy !req
938. Who are you?Copy !req
939. The name be Metal Beard.Copy !req
940. And I'll tell you me tale of woe.Copy !req
941. Oh, great, here we go again.Copy !req
942. I arrived...Copy !req
943. at the foot of the Tower...Copy !req
944. with me hearty MasterBuilder crew...Copy !req
945. only to find the Kragle was all
the way up on the infinityeth floor...Copy !req
946. guarded by a robot army...Copy !req
947. and security measures...Copy !req
948. of every kind...Copy !req
949. Lasers...Copy !req
950. sharks...Copy !req
951. laser sharks...Copy !req
952. overbearing assistants...Copy !req
953. and strange, dangerous relics...Copy !req
954. that entrap...Copy !req
955. snap...Copy !req
956. and zap.Copy !req
957. And there be a mysterious room
called the Think Tank.Copy !req
958. I barely made it out of that...Copy !req
959. room...Copy !req
960. with just me head!Copy !req
961. And organs.Copy !req
962. Okay.Copy !req
963. I had to replace every part
of my once-strapping...Copy !req
964. virile pirate body...Copy !req
965. with this useless hunk of garbage
ye see before ye.Copy !req
966. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return...Copy !req
967. to that forsaken place...Copy !req
968. Special...Copy !req
969. what idea have ye that be better...Copy !req
970. than the ideas of 100...Copy !req
971. of our fallen MasterBuilder brothers?Copy !req
972. Well, uh...Copy !req
973. Well, technically I'm not exactly
a MasterBuilder yet.Copy !req
974. What?Copy !req
975. Please! Everyone! Please!Copy !req
976. Rubbish!Copy !req
977. Yes, it's true.Copy !req
978. I may not be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
979. I may not have a lot of experience...Copy !req
980. fighting or leading
or coming up with plans.Copy !req
981. Or having ideas in general.Copy !req
982. In fact, I'm not all that smart.Copy !req
983. And I'm not what you'd call
a "creative type."Copy !req
984. Plus...Copy !req
985. generally unskilled.Copy !req
986. Also...Copy !req
987. scared and cowardly.Copy !req
988. I know what you're thinking:Copy !req
989. "He is the least qualified person...Copy !req
990. in the world to lead us."Copy !req
991. And you are right.Copy !req
992. This is supposed to make us feel better?Copy !req
993. No, there was about to be a "but."Copy !req
994. - You're a butt!
- Yes.Copy !req
995. You all be on your own!Copy !req
996. I be leaving this lost cause!Copy !req
997. Why are you leaving?Copy !req
998. A house divided against itself
would be better...Copy !req
999. than this.Copy !req
1000. Abraham Lincoln!Copy !req
1001. You bring your space chair right back here!Copy !req
1002. Come on, guys!Copy !req
1003. We can still do this. Right?Copy !req
1004. You're not even a bit special.Copy !req
1005. Well, you were right about him
being a ding-dong.Copy !req
1006. You're a huge disappointment.Copy !req
1007. Get him out of here.
I don't wanna look at him.Copy !req
1008. Well, at least it can't get any worse.Copy !req
1009. I was wrong.Copy !req
1010. It's the Orb of Tee-ti-list!Copy !req
1011. Ruh-roh. It's the bad guys.Copy !req
1012. Whoa. How did he—?Copy !req
1013. Go! Run! Come on, everyone!
Protect The Special.Copy !req
1014. What's that on his ankle?Copy !req
1015. It's a tracking device.Copy !req
1016. Take the MasterBuilders prisoner.Copy !req
1017. Oh, he led them right to us.Copy !req
1018. Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault.Copy !req
1019. You are the worst leader I've ever seen.
To the Batmobile!Copy !req
1020. Dang it.Copy !req
1021. To the invisible jet!Copy !req
1022. - Dang it!
- Every man for himself.Copy !req
1023. No, we must protect the Piece.Copy !req
1024. Shaq, do you know what time...Copy !req
1025. - ... it is?
- It's game time.Copy !req
1026. Y'all ready for this?Copy !req
1027. Oh, no! They were ready for that.Copy !req
1028. It didn't break!Copy !req
1029. Because it's Kragled. Machine gum!Copy !req
1030. Fire!Copy !req
1031. No!Copy !req
1032. Aah! I can't move!Copy !req
1033. Don't worry, Superman.Copy !req
1034. - I'll get you out of there.
- No! Don't!Copy !req
1035. Aah! Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck.
My legs are stuck as well.Copy !req
1036. I super hate you.Copy !req
1037. - Ow! You're pulling my torso off.
- Babe...Copy !req
1038. help me get him out of here.Copy !req
1039. I said "every man for himself."Copy !req
1040. Hey, you gotta be there for me.Copy !req
1041. Fine!Copy !req
1042. Fine. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
1043. - I need you to have a better attitude.
- I have a great...Copy !req
1044. - ... attitude.
- Ouch.Copy !req
1045. The Special's in the northwest quadrant.Copy !req
1046. We've got him cornered.Copy !req
1047. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.Copy !req
1048. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1049. Oh, no!Copy !req
1050. They've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!Copy !req
1051. Let's go!
We need to get Emmet out of here.Copy !req
1052. Can't we build something?
- Hey! I'm Ben. But you can call me Benny.Copy !req
1053. I can build a spaceship. Watch.Copy !req
1054. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship
Spaceship, spaceshipCopy !req
1055. No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.Copy !req
1056. That's okay. I didn't really wanna build...Copy !req
1057. a spaceship anyway. That's cool.Copy !req
1058. Where can we go
where we can't be found?Copy !req
1059. Maybe we could go underwater?Copy !req
1060. What if we went underwater?Copy !req
1061. Great idea, babe!Copy !req
1062. Thank you, Batman.
Your ideas are the best.Copy !req
1063. But I just said that.Copy !req
1064. - We could build a submarine.
- A Bat-Submarine, patent pending.Copy !req
1065. With rainbows!Copy !req
1066. And dream catchers, in case we take a nap.Copy !req
1067. Like an underwater spaceship!Copy !req
1068. But you can't build all of them at once.Copy !req
1069. Ready? Break.Copy !req
1070. Okay.Copy !req
1071. These are the colors I need:
Blue razzleberry and sour apple!Copy !req
1072. If anybody has black parts,
I need them, okay?Copy !req
1073. I only work in black.Copy !req
1074. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.Copy !req
1075. - Use the yellow bricks!
- Hey, guys, can I help?Copy !req
1076. No! It has to be this way!
No, I need that!Copy !req
1077. Where is he?Copy !req
1078. Anyone know what this is,
and do you need it?Copy !req
1079. I think we could use wings
and rocket boosters.Copy !req
1080. Ew. Get your retro space stuff
out of my area.Copy !req
1081. You guys, hey, just tell me exactly
what to do. And how to do it.Copy !req
1082. Emmet, don't worry about
what the others are doing.Copy !req
1083. You must embrace
what is special about you!Copy !req
1084. There he is!Copy !req
1085. All units, attack the sub!Copy !req
1086. Emmet, get in here!Copy !req
1087. Stop him! Stop him! Don't let him...Copy !req
1088. get to the water!Copy !req
1089. Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in!Copy !req
1090. We're going under!Copy !req
1091. Oh, no.Copy !req
1092. My home.Copy !req
1093. It's gone.Copy !req
1094. I feel something inside.Copy !req
1095. It's like the opposite of happiness.Copy !req
1096. I must stay positive.Copy !req
1097. Ah. Bubble gums.Copy !req
1098. Butterflies.Copy !req
1099. Cotton candy.Copy !req
1100. Gosh, I'm so sorry, Unikitty.Copy !req
1101. Do you want to sit down
and talk about it?Copy !req
1102. What the heck is that?Copy !req
1103. It's a double-decker couch.Copy !req
1104. Which seemed like a good idea
at the time...Copy !req
1105. but I now realize it's not super helpful.Copy !req
1106. But, you know, it has cup holders.Copy !req
1107. Seats flip up with coolers underneath.Copy !req
1108. You are so disappointing
on so many levels.Copy !req
1109. - Why are my pants cold and wet?
- Ew.Copy !req
1110. Uh...Copy !req
1111. Hull breach.Copy !req
1112. The walls are crying!Copy !req
1113. We're coming apart at the seams!Copy !req
1114. This is not how Batman dies.Copy !req
1115. Emmet!Copy !req
1116. - Hold on, hold on!
- Wyldstyle!Copy !req
1117. Deep breath! Deep breath, everybod—!Copy !req
1118. Micro-managers,
what's going on down there?Copy !req
1119. Scanning submarine wreckage.Copy !req
1120. No survivors detected.Copy !req
1121. Scuba cops,
dredge the entire ocean if you have to.Copy !req
1122. We have got to find that Piece.Copy !req
1123. Let's get these prisoners
back to Lord Business...Copy !req
1124. and give him the good news.Copy !req
1125. The Special is no more.Copy !req
1126. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
1127. Superman. Wonder Woman,
I had no idea you'd be here.Copy !req
1128. Mr. Shaquille O'Neal.Copy !req
1129. Greetings, all!Copy !req
1130. Welcome to my Think Tank.Copy !req
1131. Help us!Copy !req
1132. All the MasterBuilders
you've captured over the years...Copy !req
1133. you've brought them here.Copy !req
1134. You're a very perceptive person, Superman.Copy !req
1135. They come up with all the instructions
for everything in the universe.Copy !req
1136. Robots!Copy !req
1137. No! No! Grr!Copy !req
1138. Can't get much worse than this.Copy !req
1139. Uh, hello, neighbor.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1140. It's Green Lantern.Copy !req
1141. Oh, my gosh, we're roommates!
How crazy is that?Copy !req
1142. Does anyone have some Kryptonite
that they could give me?Copy !req
1143. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is The Special?Copy !req
1144. The Special and the Piece of Resistance
are at the bottom of the ocean.Copy !req
1145. Wait, are you telling me
you don't have him?Copy !req
1146. Sir, my scuba team is looking
for his remains as we speak.Copy !req
1147. Bad Cop, he could still be alive!
The Piece could still be out there.Copy !req
1148. The only remnant of The Special
was a double-decker couch.Copy !req
1149. Wait, hold on.Copy !req
1150. A double-decker couch?Copy !req
1151. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1152. Really? So it's like a bunk-bed couch?
Is that what it's like?Copy !req
1153. That's weird.Copy !req
1154. If you're sitting in the top middle...Copy !req
1155. how are you gonna get down
without climbing over someone?Copy !req
1156. If you're sitting on the bottom
and you're watching TV...Copy !req
1157. are you gonna have to watch
through a bunch of dangling legs?Copy !req
1158. Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom?Copy !req
1159. It is literally...Copy !req
1160. the most useless idea
I have ever heard.Copy !req
1161. - Well, we're still alive.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1162. Heh. The double-decker couch.Copy !req
1163. It wasn't totally pointless after all.Copy !req
1164. It's the one thing that stayed together.Copy !req
1165. I always believed in you, Emmet.Copy !req
1166. I don't mean to spoil the party,
but does anyone else notice...Copy !req
1167. we're stuck in the middle
of the ocean on this couch?Copy !req
1168. I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship...Copy !req
1169. is gonna come out of nowhere
and save us—Copy !req
1170. My gosh!Copy !req
1171. Avast, mateys!Copy !req
1172. Metal Beard, I thought you said
we were a lost cause!Copy !req
1173. Ye are!Copy !req
1174. Did ye not hear me whole story...Copy !req
1175. circumscribing the folly
of this whole enterprise?Copy !req
1176. Well, it's kind of hard not to hear
when you're yelling everything.Copy !req
1177. So why did you come back?Copy !req
1178. This be-doubled land couch.Copy !req
1179. I watched Lord Business' forces
completely overlook it.Copy !req
1180. Which means we need more ideas like it!Copy !req
1181. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1182. Ideas so dumb and bad...Copy !req
1183. that no one would ever think
they could possibly be useful.Copy !req
1184. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1185. So, Special, what do we do?Copy !req
1186. Uh...Copy !req
1187. Well...Copy !req
1188. what's the last thing Lord Business
expects MasterBuilders will do?Copy !req
1189. Build a spaceship?Copy !req
1190. Kill a chicken?Copy !req
1191. Marry a marshmallow.Copy !req
1192. Why, this:Copy !req
1193. How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?Copy !req
1194. No! It's follow the instructions.Copy !req
1195. - Don't like that.
- Sounds weird.Copy !req
1196. Now, listen. Wait, listen.Copy !req
1197. Guys, you're all so talented
and imaginative.Copy !req
1198. But you can't work together as a team.Copy !req
1199. I'm just a construction worker.Copy !req
1200. But when I had a plan and we were
all working together...Copy !req
1201. I mean, we could build a skyscraper.Copy !req
1202. Now, you're MasterBuilders.Copy !req
1203. Just imagine what could happen
if you did that.Copy !req
1204. You could save the universe.Copy !req
1205. Well said, Emmet. Well said.Copy !req
1206. Really?Copy !req
1207. She be a fine speech there, laddie.Copy !req
1208. Okay.Copy !req
1209. Somebody get me some markers...Copy !req
1210. some construction paper...Copy !req
1211. and some glitter glue!Copy !req
1212. I call this:Copy !req
1213. "Emmet's plan to get
inside the Tower...Copy !req
1214. put the Piece of Resistance
on the Kragle...Copy !req
1215. and save the world."Copy !req
1216. I've built a hundred just like them
back in the city.Copy !req
1217. If we can just get in, I know where
the air ducts and wiring are located.Copy !req
1218. I can get us anywhere.Copy !req
1219. How will we get inside?Copy !req
1220. In a spaceship.Copy !req
1221. - Spaceship! Ha, ha!
- Great idea. A Bat-Spaceship.Copy !req
1222. No, they're expecting us to show up...Copy !req
1223. in a Bat-Spaceship, or a pirate spaceship
or a rainbow-sparkle spaceship.Copy !req
1224. One of those sounds awesome to me.Copy !req
1225. My idea is to build a spaceship...Copy !req
1226. that's exactly like all the other
Octan delivery spaceships.Copy !req
1227. So not the special spaceship that
I'm building for all of you right now?Copy !req
1228. Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.Copy !req
1229. Ooh, you're really letting the oxygen
out of my tank here.Copy !req
1230. Yeah, but according
to your precious instructions...Copy !req
1231. this ship needs a hyperdrive.Copy !req
1232. We don't have that part.Copy !req
1233. Maybe we could find one!Copy !req
1234. What do you think, a spaceship
is just gonna appear out of the blue?Copy !req
1235. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1236. The same thing!Copy !req
1237. - Chewie!
- Mm!Copy !req
1238. We're supposed to be halfway
to Naboo for a sweet party!Copy !req
1239. This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning...Copy !req
1240. taking us to loser systems like this.Copy !req
1241. Captain Solo, we must go.Copy !req
1242. You know how perturbed I get
if we are not punctual.Copy !req
1243. The Droid's right. Let's roll.Copy !req
1244. Now hold on, Han.Copy !req
1245. This might be the right galaxy after all.Copy !req
1246. Because I see a heavenly body.Copy !req
1247. Ooh, whoa, I have a boyfriend.
And it is super serious. Right, babe?Copy !req
1248. - Of course it's serious.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1249. - Got room for just one dude?
- Whoa! Babe!Copy !req
1250. If he's a cool dude like you.Copy !req
1251. You're trying to bail on us!Copy !req
1252. I'm not trying to bail!Copy !req
1253. You asked them if you could go
with them on their party ship!Copy !req
1254. That thing is filled with bon vivants.Copy !req
1255. You speak French now?Copy !req
1256. Babe, look, if this relationship
is ever gonna work between us...Copy !req
1257. I need to feel free to party...Copy !req
1258. with a bunch of strangers
whenever I feel like it.Copy !req
1259. What?Copy !req
1260. Babe!Copy !req
1261. I will text you.Copy !req
1262. Where'd you get that
sweet space cape, brother?Copy !req
1263. It's party time!Copy !req
1264. Babe?Copy !req
1265. Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person.Copy !req
1266. And, you know,
if Batman can't see that, then he's just—Copy !req
1267. Well, he's just as blind as a guy...Copy !req
1268. whose eyes stopped working.Copy !req
1269. And I'm gonna tell you something:Copy !req
1270. Batman is the worst person I've ever met.Copy !req
1271. - Need a hyperdrive?
- No way.Copy !req
1272. - Babe!
- I knew it! I knew that.Copy !req
1273. You really had me there!Copy !req
1274. Those guys were so lame.
All they did was play space checkers.Copy !req
1275. Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a dude.Copy !req
1276. And the metal one too. All dudes.Copy !req
1277. But won't they notice
their hyperdrive is missing?Copy !req
1278. Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive.Copy !req
1279. Nah, they'll be fine.Copy !req
1280. Step one:Copy !req
1281. All right, we need a red four-piece
unit over at the—Copy !req
1282. Unikitty...Copy !req
1283. you're supposed to follow
the instructions, remember?Copy !req
1284. Sorry.Copy !req
1285. Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.Copy !req
1286. What do I even—? I can't—!Copy !req
1287. Nice!Copy !req
1288. Step two:Copy !req
1289. We pilot the ship to the service entrance...Copy !req
1290. so we can get past the dangerous...Copy !req
1291. but also kind of cool...Copy !req
1292. laser gate.Copy !req
1293. Space ID.Copy !req
1294. I have a drive-on.Copy !req
1295. Who are you here to see?Copy !req
1296. I'm here to see Your Butt.Copy !req
1297. Is that last name "Butt,"
first name "Your," or is it—?Copy !req
1298. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1299. Pow. Wham. Ka-zap.Copy !req
1300. First try!Copy !req
1301. We break into Lord Business' office...Copy !req
1302. and we'll plunder his collection
of relics for disguises.Copy !req
1303. Step four:Copy !req
1304. Benny and Metal Beard...Copy !req
1305. will sneak their way
into the master control room.Copy !req
1306. Motion sensors triggered in Sector 12.Copy !req
1307. 10-4.Copy !req
1308. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1309. - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Oh!Copy !req
1310. Do it.Copy !req
1311. Metal Beard, that was awesome!Copy !req
1312. First law of the sea...Copy !req
1313. never place your rear end
on a pirate's face.Copy !req
1314. Once inside,
they'll use their technical know-how...Copy !req
1315. to disable the Kragle shield.Copy !req
1316. I am the computer.Copy !req
1317. Cool! Talking computer.Copy !req
1318. Please disable the shield systems.Copy !req
1319. Of course.Copy !req
1320. There are no movies
in your area with that title.Copy !req
1321. Step five:Copy !req
1322. Vitruvius will provide lookout
and make sure we're not being followed.Copy !req
1323. Okay.Copy !req
1324. Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom...Copy !req
1325. to make one last change
to Lord Business' plan.Copy !req
1326. I move that we freeze the universe.
Can I get a second on that?Copy !req
1327. I second.Copy !req
1328. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
1329. Bruce Wayne? Uh, who's that?Copy !req
1330. Sounds like a cool guy.Copy !req
1331. We'd like to invest in your company.Copy !req
1332. Your weapon to control
the universe sounds super sweet...Copy !req
1333. - ... I must say.
- It is, indeed, super sweet.Copy !req
1334. Cool. What kind of sound system
does it have?Copy !req
1335. Uh, sound system?
Well, I mean, we have an iPod Shuffle.Copy !req
1336. Wait a second.Copy !req
1337. You're telling me you have
a machine to control the universe...Copy !req
1338. and you can't listen to tunes
in surround sound?Copy !req
1339. Embarrassing.Copy !req
1340. Well, I mean...Copy !req
1341. we need to get that done.
I want eight-foot speakers.Copy !req
1342. Great call.Copy !req
1343. Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug
with your arms and your legs...Copy !req
1344. and just feel the beat.Copy !req
1345. Listen up! We need new instructions
for a speaker system for the TAKOS:Copy !req
1346. We'll never help.Copy !req
1347. Whatever you say, boss.Copy !req
1348. Then once the instructions are printed...Copy !req
1349. Wyldstyle and I will
enter the Kragle room...Copy !req
1350. place the thing on the other thing...Copy !req
1351. and save the universe.Copy !req
1352. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that.
Is that me exploding?Copy !req
1353. Uh, I didn't mention that earlier?Copy !req
1354. When you reunite the Piece
with the Kragle, it might explode?Copy !req
1355. No! But it might not, right?Copy !req
1356. Sure, sure, sure. Let's go with that.Copy !req
1357. Attention, everybody!
Incoming speaker delivery!Copy !req
1358. Ow!Copy !req
1359. Who are you two?Copy !req
1360. We are transfers from downstairs.Copy !req
1361. - What?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
1362. Your robot voice
sounds an awful lot like a human voice.Copy !req
1363. Give me a break.
I've never been a robot before.Copy !req
1364. What do you mean?
You have always been a robot!Copy !req
1365. No, no, no, do not listen to her.Copy !req
1366. What are your robot serial numbers?Copy !req
1367. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1368. No way. This is my jam.Copy !req
1369. This is also my jam.Copy !req
1370. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1371. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
1372. - Needs great harmonies.
- I don't want to sing the song. I'm not—Copy !req
1373. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1374. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
1375. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1376. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
1377. Quick, let's go.Copy !req
1378. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1379. Hmm, I thought you didn't like that song.Copy !req
1380. I don't.Copy !req
1381. Mm-hm.Copy !req
1382. I know you put on this tough act...Copy !req
1383. but I don't think you're as mean
as you're trying to seem.Copy !req
1384. I'm not mean. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1385. I'm just saying, you were all,
"He's not The Special, Vitruvius.Copy !req
1386. He can't possibly be The Special.
This guy? Are you kidding me?"Copy !req
1387. Anyways, I don't think that's you.Copy !req
1388. The real you, anyway.Copy !req
1389. Look, Emmet.Copy !req
1390. I wanted it to be me, okay?Copy !req
1391. I wanted to be The Special.Copy !req
1392. And I know that sounds super mature.
It's just...Copy !req
1393. ever since I heard the prophecy,
I wanted to be the One.Copy !req
1394. I was right there in that construction site...Copy !req
1395. right on top of it, and then...Copy !req
1396. it turned out to be you.Copy !req
1397. That night in the city,
when you thought I was The Special...Copy !req
1398. and you said I was talented
and important...Copy !req
1399. that was the first time anyone
had ever really told me that.Copy !req
1400. And it made me
wanna do everything I could...Copy !req
1401. to be the guy you were talking about.Copy !req
1402. Lucy.Copy !req
1403. What?Copy !req
1404. That was my real name.Copy !req
1405. You asked earlier, and it's...Copy !req
1406. Lucy.Copy !req
1407. I really like that name.Copy !req
1408. - What are you two losers talking about?
- Huh? What? Oh, nothing.Copy !req
1409. Thought I'd help you guys.
Left the weird cat thing to stall.Copy !req
1410. Business, business, business. Numbers.Copy !req
1411. Is this working?
Yes.Copy !req
1412. Yay!Copy !req
1413. There's Bad Cop.Copy !req
1414. Oh, Danny boy, the pipes—Copy !req
1415. Okay. Wait for my signal.Copy !req
1416. Good luck, Emmet.Copy !req
1417. Lucy.Copy !req
1418. I guess this might be goodbye.Copy !req
1419. I don't like goodbyes.
Let's just call this:Copy !req
1420. "See you later, alligator."Copy !req
1421. "See you later, alligator"?Copy !req
1422. After a while, crocodile.Copy !req
1423. Who's Lucy?Copy !req
1424. Batman, when we get inside this room...Copy !req
1425. there are gonna be
audio sensors everywhere.Copy !req
1426. We have to be really, really quiet.Copy !req
1427. Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb
instructions. Stop yelling at me.Copy !req
1428. Benny, what's our status with the shield?Copy !req
1429. Oh, yeah, no, it's going great.Copy !req
1430. It's just going great,
if somebody would listen to me!Copy !req
1431. Downloading latest episode
of Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
1432. Where are you
getting "pants" from? You know what I want!Copy !req
1433. The pipes are calling—Copy !req
1434. Bad Cop.Copy !req
1435. Hi, this is Lord Business' assistant.Copy !req
1436. He would like you to come
to his office immediately.Copy !req
1437. Copy that.Copy !req
1438. - Thanks.
- You are welcome, sir.Copy !req
1439. Hey, who is that?Copy !req
1440. That's the signal...Copy !req
1441. but the shield is still up.Copy !req
1442. We'll wing it.Copy !req
1443. That's a bat pun.Copy !req
1444. Shh. Benny...Copy !req
1445. disable the shield.Copy !req
1446. Disable the shield.
Now.Copy !req
1447. Disable the shield.Copy !req
1448. - Searching for Albanian restaurants.
- What?Copy !req
1449. No! I never once said anything—!
I don't understand what you mean.Copy !req
1450. Disable the shield!Copy !req
1451. Benny, what's going on?Copy !req
1452. Disable the shield! Come on!Copy !req
1453. You are undermining me!Copy !req
1454. Which phrase
would you like me to underline?Copy !req
1455. Disable the shield!Copy !req
1456. Let me try.Copy !req
1457. Be ye disabling of yon shield.Copy !req
1458. Disabling shield.Copy !req
1459. What?Copy !req
1460. Okay, in three...Copy !req
1461. two...Copy !req
1462. one.Copy !req
1463. Let's do this.Copy !req
1464. Lucy!Copy !req
1465. Lucy!Copy !req
1466. No!Copy !req
1467. Oh, man.Copy !req
1468. Oh, no.Copy !req
1469. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1470. Sneaking around the corner...Copy !req
1471. - Unh!
- Vitruvius.Copy !req
1472. I see you've accidentally
wandered into my Think Tank.Copy !req
1473. And by the way,
I found a few of your friends.Copy !req
1474. - By which I mean all of them!
- Sorry!Copy !req
1475. Acceptable work, Bad Cop.Copy !req
1476. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1477. Robots, destroy this old man at once.Copy !req
1478. Did you just call me "old"?Copy !req
1479. Yeah. So what?Copy !req
1480. Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word...Copy !req
1481. "experienced"!Copy !req
1482. Aha.Copy !req
1483. You see, Emmet?Copy !req
1484. A corrupted spirit is no match
for the purity of imagina—Copy !req
1485. Ha-ha-ha!
Vitruvius!Copy !req
1486. No!Copy !req
1487. Vitruvius.Copy !req
1488. My sweet Emmet. Come closer.Copy !req
1489. You must know something
about the prophecy.Copy !req
1490. I know, I'm doing my best...Copy !req
1491. but I don't—Copy !req
1492. The prophecy...Copy !req
1493. I made it up.Copy !req
1494. What?Copy !req
1495. I made it up. It's not true.Copy !req
1496. But that means I'm just—Copy !req
1497. I'm not The Special?Copy !req
1498. You must listen.Copy !req
1499. What I'm about to tell you...Copy !req
1500. will change the course of history.Copy !req
1501. No.Copy !req
1502. No.Copy !req
1503. Not so special anymore, huh?Copy !req
1504. Well, guess what.Copy !req
1505. No one ever told me I was special.Copy !req
1506. I never got a trophy just for showing up!Copy !req
1507. I'm not some special little snowflake...Copy !req
1508. no.Copy !req
1509. But as unspecial as I am...Copy !req
1510. you are a thousand-billion times...Copy !req
1511. more unspecial than me.Copy !req
1512. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact Zero.Copy !req
1513. Yes, Lord Business.Copy !req
1514. It must be weird.Copy !req
1515. One minute, you're the most
special person in the universe.Copy !req
1516. And the next minute, you're nobody.Copy !req
1517. Oh, I have a nice spot
for this in my relic room.Copy !req
1518. Uh-oh! My mistake!Copy !req
1519. There it goes!Copy !req
1520. No!Copy !req
1521. Bye-bye forever!Copy !req
1522. Well, I guess
there's only one thing left to do!Copy !req
1523. Release the Kragle!Copy !req
1524. - Computer!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1525. Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi.Copy !req
1526. No problem.Copy !req
1527. - Then terminate everyone.
- Already on it.Copy !req
1528. Emmet, that should give you enough time...Copy !req
1529. to witness the first location to be Kragled.Copy !req
1530. - Your hometown.
- No!Copy !req
1531. Bad Cop, unfortunately,
I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.Copy !req
1532. What? Sir.Copy !req
1533. It's not personal.Copy !req
1534. It's just business.Copy !req
1535. Lord Business.Copy !req
1536. Ciao.Copy !req
1537. Beginning zapping termination...Copy !req
1538. in 99 Mississippi...Copy !req
1539. 98 Mississippi...Copy !req
1540. 97 Mississippi...Copy !req
1541. and so on.Copy !req
1542. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
1543. This is President Business.Copy !req
1544. Hello.Copy !req
1545. - Hi, welcome to Taco Tuesday!
- Whoa.Copy !req
1546. Don't worry about this big black...Copy !req
1547. monolith thing that's blocking out the sun.Copy !req
1548. What you need to worry about...Copy !req
1549. is this question that I'm about to ask you:Copy !req
1550. Who wants a taco?Copy !req
1551. Yeah! I know!Copy !req
1552. Tacos, tacos! We're going crazy! Yeah.Copy !req
1553. All right, everyone.Copy !req
1554. Act normal.Copy !req
1555. Perfect.Copy !req
1556. Now, everybody say "Freeze!"Copy !req
1557. So I guess running around
and screaming is normal.Copy !req
1558. Micro-managers,
commence micro-management.Copy !req
1559. Commencing micro-management.Copy !req
1560. What's going on? I can't move!Copy !req
1561. Please, please! Won't somebody help us?Copy !req
1562. Emmet, you'll think of something,
right? Like you always do.Copy !req
1563. Didn't you hear him?Copy !req
1564. The prophecy's made-up.Copy !req
1565. I'm not The Special.Copy !req
1566. And to think for a moment
I thought I might be.Copy !req
1567. Emmet.
- Who said that?Copy !req
1568. I did.Copy !req
1569. I am Ghost Vitruvius.Copy !req
1570. Woo!Copy !req
1571. Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier.Copy !req
1572. Because I died.Copy !req
1573. The reason I made up the prophecy...Copy !req
1574. was because I knew that
whoever found the Piece...Copy !req
1575. could become The Special.Copy !req
1576. Because the only thing
anyone needs to be special...Copy !req
1577. is to believe that you can be.Copy !req
1578. I know that sounds like a cat poster,
but it's true.Copy !req
1579. Look at what you did
when you believed you were special.Copy !req
1580. You just need to believe it some more.Copy !req
1581. But how can I just decide
to believe that I'm special...Copy !req
1582. when I'm not?Copy !req
1583. Because the world depends on it.Copy !req
1584. Woo!Copy !req
1585. Zapping termination in 35 Mississippi...Copy !req
1586. What?Copy !req
1587. 34 Mississippi...Copy !req
1588. 33 Mississippi...Copy !req
1589. 32 Mississippi...Copy !req
1590. 31 Mississippi...Copy !req
1591. 30 Mississippi...Copy !req
1592. 29 Mississippi...Copy !req
1593. 28 Mississippi, 27 Mississippi...Copy !req
1594. 26 Mississippi...Copy !req
1595. 25 Mississippi...Copy !req
1596. 24 Mississippi...Copy !req
1597. Emmet!Copy !req
1598. What are you—?Copy !req
1599. 18 Mississippi...Copy !req
1600. 17 Mississippi...
Oh!Copy !req
1601. - ... 16 Mississippi...
- Lucy!Copy !req
1602. - ... 15 Mississippi...
- Wait! What are you—?Copy !req
1603. Now it's your turn to be the hero.Copy !req
1604. 13 Mississippi...
- No!Copy !req
1605. 12 Mississippi...Copy !req
1606. See you later, alligator.Copy !req
1607. Don't!Copy !req
1608. No, Emmet!Copy !req
1609. Aah!
7 Mississippi...Copy !req
1610. 6 Mississippi...Copy !req
1611. 5 Mississippi...Copy !req
1612. 4 Mississippi...Copy !req
1613. 3 Mississippi...Copy !req
1614. 2 Mississippi...Copy !req
1615. 1 Mississippi...Copy !req
1616. 0 Missi— Error.Copy !req
1617. Termination failure.Copy !req
1618. Emmet!Copy !req
1619. No.Copy !req
1620. He... He saved us.Copy !req
1621. Well, what do we do now?Copy !req
1622. There's gotta be a bright side...Copy !req
1623. here somewhere.Copy !req
1624. Does anyone have any ideas?Copy !req
1625. Emmet had ideas.Copy !req
1626. Arr, if only there were more people
in the world like he.Copy !req
1627. Maybe there are.Copy !req
1628. Meet me downstairs in 10 seconds.Copy !req
1629. Honey, where are my...Copy !req
1630. pant—?Copy !req
1631. Hi!
Hey, guess what.Copy !req
1632. Found your pants. Series is over. Benny...Copy !req
1633. send this out to everyone in the universe.Copy !req
1634. 1980-something technology?Copy !req
1635. Now you're talking!Copy !req
1636. Uh... Ahem. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
1637. You don't know me,
but I'm on TV, so you can trust me.Copy !req
1638. I know things seem kind of bad right now.Copy !req
1639. But there is a way out of this.Copy !req
1640. This is Emmet.Copy !req
1641. And he was just like all of you.Copy !req
1642. A face in the crowd...Copy !req
1643. following the same instructions as you.Copy !req
1644. He was so good at fitting in,
no one ever saw him.Copy !req
1645. And I owe you an apology...Copy !req
1646. because I used to look down
on people like that.Copy !req
1647. "I used to think they were followers...Copy !req
1648. with no ideas or vision."Copy !req
1649. Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas.Copy !req
1650. And even though they seemed weird...Copy !req
1651. and kind of pointless...Copy !req
1652. they actually came closer...Copy !req
1653. than anyone else to saving the universe.Copy !req
1654. And now we have to finish what he started...Copy !req
1655. by making whatever weird thing
pops into our heads.Copy !req
1656. All of you have the ability
inside of you to be a groundbreaker.Copy !req
1657. And I mean literally!Copy !req
1658. Break the ground!Copy !req
1659. Peel up the pieces...Copy !req
1660. tear apart your walls!Copy !req
1661. Build things only you could build.Copy !req
1662. Defend yourselves.Copy !req
1663. We need to fight back
against President Business'...Copy !req
1664. plans to freeze us!Copy !req
1665. Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
1666. It will be known as Freedom Friday!Copy !req
1667. But still on a Tuesday!Copy !req
1668. End of the line.Copy !req
1669. Bad Cop?Copy !req
1670. I hope there's still a Good Cop
in me somewhere.Copy !req
1671. I'll hold these guys off.
You go stop them. Yay!Copy !req
1672. Great idea, but how will we get there?Copy !req
1673. T-minus one.Copy !req
1674. Ten, nine, eight...Copy !req
1675. - ... seven, six...
- I could, uh...Copy !req
1676. - ... five, four...
- I could build a...Copy !req
1677. three, two, one.Copy !req
1678. I could build a spaceship!Copy !req
1679. You're not gonna say no?Copy !req
1680. Build away, whatever your name is.Copy !req
1681. - Whoa! Yay!
- Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1682. Okay. Spaceship! Spaceship!Copy !req
1683. Spaceship!Copy !req
1684. Spaceship!Copy !req
1685. Spaceship!Copy !req
1686. Spaceship!Copy !req
1687. Spaceship!Copy !req
1688. Spaceship!Copy !req
1689. Spaceship!Copy !req
1690. All units, attack that spaceship.Copy !req
1691. Spaceship!Copy !req
1692. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1693. Spaceship!Copy !req
1694. Wyldstyle, look...Copy !req
1695. it's the citizens!Copy !req
1696. Tallyho!Copy !req
1697. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1698. And don't forget us MasterBuilders.Copy !req
1699. What is going on?Copy !req
1700. You stop...Copy !req
1701. building that stuff!Copy !req
1702. Just stop it!Copy !req
1703. Great job!Copy !req
1704. This might actually work.Copy !req
1705. 'Twas your speech
which roused this hearty crew.Copy !req
1706. If only Emmet were here to see this.Copy !req
1707. He'd say something adorable like...Copy !req
1708. Am I just gonna keep...Copy !req
1709. falling...Copy !req
1710. forever?Copy !req
1711. Is this another vision?Copy !req
1712. Where am I?Copy !req
1713. Is that the Office Tower?Copy !req
1714. Bricksburg!Copy !req
1715. What was that?Copy !req
1716. No, no, no.Copy !req
1717. No!Copy !req
1718. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!Copy !req
1719. Pew!
What in the world is that?Copy !req
1720. It's adorable.Copy !req
1721. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1722. No. No. Whoa, no, no, no.Copy !req
1723. Hey, don't eat me. Don't eat me.Copy !req
1724. Do not eat me. Please.Copy !req
1725. Hi, Emmet.Copy !req
1726. Uh...Copy !req
1727. Hi?Copy !req
1728. Is this The Man—?Copy !req
1729. The Man Upstairs?Copy !req
1730. What happened?Copy !req
1731. No, no, no, this is a disaster.Copy !req
1732. Why—? Why—? What? What?Copy !req
1733. What?Copy !req
1734. Why is the dragon on top
of the luxury condo development?Copy !req
1735. But I was just playing—Copy !req
1736. I know it's hard to understand...Copy !req
1737. but this is Dad's stuff, okay?Copy !req
1738. All of this that you see before you...Copy !req
1739. is all your father's.Copy !req
1740. And everything is thought-out very—Copy !req
1741. What did you do down here?Copy !req
1742. Did you take the top off of the tower?Copy !req
1743. It was an accident.Copy !req
1744. You accidentally...Copy !req
1745. expertly...Copy !req
1746. carefully took the entire top
off of that tower?Copy !req
1747. Yes.Copy !req
1748. You know the rules. This isn't a toy.Copy !req
1749. - Um, well, it kind of is.
- No.Copy !req
1750. Actually, it's a highly sophisticated
interlocking brick system.Copy !req
1751. - But we bought it at the toy store.
- We did.Copy !req
1752. But the way I'm using it
makes it an adult thing.Copy !req
1753. The box for this one said ages 8 to 14.Copy !req
1754. That's a suggestion.
They have to put that on there.Copy !req
1755. You can't expect me to be able
to resist playing with all this.Copy !req
1756. You have your stuff over near
the Christmas decorations.Copy !req
1757. All those bricks,
you can build anything you want.Copy !req
1758. Finn, we're gonna play a little game.
It's called:Copy !req
1759. "Let's Put Everything Back
the Way You Found It."Copy !req
1760. But, Dad, you don't understand.Copy !req
1761. So I can make things
the way they're supposed to be.Copy !req
1762. Permanently.Copy !req
1763. More Kragles?Copy !req
1764. This rebellion ends right now.Copy !req
1765. Commencing...Copy !req
1766. micro-management.Copy !req
1767. Oh, no. No!Copy !req
1768. Ha, ha! Fire in the hole!Copy !req
1769. Wait, what's happening?Copy !req
1770. No, wait! No, we're going down! Mayday!Copy !req
1771. No!Copy !req
1772. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
1773. Hold on, Jeff. We're coming for you!Copy !req
1774. No!Copy !req
1775. Stop!Copy !req
1776. Oh, no!Copy !req
1777. Arr, there be too many Micro-managers!Copy !req
1778. What am I holding here?Copy !req
1779. - It's a battleship.
- No, it's a hodgepodge. That's what it is.Copy !req
1780. What's Batman doing on it?Copy !req
1781. What is this, a robot pirate?Copy !req
1782. Dang it.Copy !req
1783. Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!Copy !req
1784. You got glue all over
that construction worker.Copy !req
1785. Here. Give that to me.Copy !req
1786. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1787. All of those are my friends! No, stop it!Copy !req
1788. Ye were a hearty crew. But it be...Copy !req
1789. It be over.Copy !req
1790. No!Copy !req
1791. The Piece of Resistance!Copy !req
1792. I can still save them!Copy !req
1793. Let's get this gunk
off this construction worker.Copy !req
1794. He's not just a construction worker, Dad.
He's the hero.Copy !req
1795. Nope, he's not.Copy !req
1796. He is a ordinary, regular...Copy !req
1797. generic construction worker...Copy !req
1798. and I need to put him back
where he belongs.Copy !req
1799. Now, where is my X-Acto knife?Copy !req
1800. I gotta get the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
1801. If I could get the attention
of the smaller creature...Copy !req
1802. I gotta move.Copy !req
1803. Where is that?Copy !req
1804. Move!Copy !req
1805. All right.Copy !req
1806. Move!Copy !req
1807. Now, I didn't move—Copy !req
1808. Ow.Copy !req
1809. Uh, Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1810. I think I saw the X-Acto over there
near Middle Zealand.Copy !req
1811. Oh, great. Thank you.Copy !req
1812. Welcome.Copy !req
1813. It's up to you now, Emmet.Copy !req
1814. Believe.Copy !req
1815. I know that sounds like a cat poster...Copy !req
1816. but it's true.Copy !req
1817. Whoa!Copy !req
1818. Sorry, street.Copy !req
1819. Ho-ho!Copy !req
1820. I can see everything.Copy !req
1821. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1822. What the heck is this?Copy !req
1823. I am a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
1824. Release every Micro-manager we have!Copy !req
1825. Let's get him, fellas!Copy !req
1826. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
1827. - Emmet!
- Emmet! Yay!Copy !req
1828. Lucy, I'm going inside that thing.Copy !req
1829. You've got it, Emmet.Copy !req
1830. Take that! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1831. Good night! Come here!Copy !req
1832. We'll help you out, kid.Copy !req
1833. Here's how we do it pirate-style!Copy !req
1834. Yes! Emmet! That's it!Copy !req
1835. Take him down, boys!Copy !req
1836. Emmet!Copy !req
1837. Stay positive.Copy !req
1838. They're tearing me apart!Copy !req
1839. Stay positive.Copy !req
1840. Come on!Copy !req
1841. Oh, forget it!Copy !req
1842. You all need to be more friendly!Copy !req
1843. Emmet, go!Copy !req
1844. Go! Now's your...Copy !req
1845. chance!
She's right!Copy !req
1846. You can do it, me laddie!
Go on, kid. Get in there!Copy !req
1847. Sir, we got an intrud—!Copy !req
1848. Lord Business.Copy !req
1849. Back from the dead, Brickowski?Copy !req
1850. Well, you're too late!Copy !req
1851. Skeletrons, get him!Copy !req
1852. Argh! I can't move!Copy !req
1853. You see, your friends...Copy !req
1854. oh, they're finished!Copy !req
1855. My world is almost finished.Copy !req
1856. The last thing I need to do is finish...Copy !req
1857. - ... you.
- No, stop! Please!Copy !req
1858. If you do one more thing,
I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon.Copy !req
1859. Your secret weapon?Copy !req
1860. Yes, it's called:Copy !req
1861. The Power of The Special.Copy !req
1862. That sounds dumb.Copy !req
1863. All right, here it comes.
My secret weapon...Copy !req
1864. is this.Copy !req
1865. What is that? Is it super small?
I don't see anything.Copy !req
1866. It's my hand. I want you to take it.Copy !req
1867. You want me to take your hand off?Copy !req
1868. No, I want you to join me.Copy !req
1869. Look at all of these things that people built.Copy !req
1870. You might see a mess...Copy !req
1871. Exactly. And a bunch
of weird, dorky stuff...Copy !req
1872. that ruined my perfectly good stuff!Copy !req
1873. Okay. What I see...Copy !req
1874. are people inspired by each other...Copy !req
1875. and by you.Copy !req
1876. People taking what you made...Copy !req
1877. and making something new out of it.Copy !req
1878. Finn, did you make all of this?Copy !req
1879. The people are trying to stop
President Business...Copy !req
1880. from using the Kragle.Copy !req
1881. What's the Kragle?Copy !req
1882. Um, it's in there.Copy !req
1883. In here?Copy !req
1884. So President Business is the bad guy?Copy !req
1885. If...Copy !req
1886. If the construction guy...Copy !req
1887. said something
to President Business...Copy !req
1888. what would he say?Copy !req
1889. You...Copy !req
1890. don't have to be...Copy !req
1891. the bad guy.Copy !req
1892. You...Copy !req
1893. are the most talented...Copy !req
1894. most interesting...Copy !req
1895. and most extraordinary person
in the universe.Copy !req
1896. And you are capable of amazing things...Copy !req
1897. because you are The Special.Copy !req
1898. And so am I.Copy !req
1899. And so is everyone.Copy !req
1900. The prophecy is made-up...Copy !req
1901. but it's also true.Copy !req
1902. It's about all of us.Copy !req
1903. Right now, it's about you.Copy !req
1904. And you...Copy !req
1905. still...Copy !req
1906. can change everything.Copy !req
1907. Oh, we got a hugger.Copy !req
1908. Be careful.Copy !req
1909. I have been told it might explode.Copy !req
1910. Phew.Copy !req
1911. Emmet, thank you.Copy !req
1912. And I just want you to know,
from the bottom of my heart...Copy !req
1913. from this moment forward...Copy !req
1914. I solemnly promise that I will never—Copy !req
1915. Emmet!Copy !req
1916. Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay?Copy !req
1917. Where's Lucy?Copy !req
1918. Emmet!Copy !req
1919. Lucy!Copy !req
1920. We did it.Copy !req
1921. Oh. Uh, Emmet, wait.Copy !req
1922. Batman, there's something
I need to say to you.Copy !req
1923. No. Wyldstyle—Copy !req
1924. I mean...Copy !req
1925. Lucy.Copy !req
1926. He's the hero you deserve.Copy !req
1927. Uh...
- Thanks, Batman.Copy !req
1928. I liked Emmet before it was cool.Copy !req
1929. Whoops, I have the antidote for the Kragle.Copy !req
1930. How did that happen?Copy !req
1931. Yay!Copy !req
1932. De-Kragler.
Watch this.Copy !req
1933. - Yay!
- Oh, Mommy, Daddy.Copy !req
1934. You're okay!Copy !req
1935. - Oh, son!
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
1936. We're okay, son. Ha, ha.Copy !req
1937. Guys, time to come up for dinner.
It's Taco Tuesday, your favorite.Copy !req
1938. - Okay, honey. We'll be up in a sec.
- Yeah, we'll be up in a sec!Copy !req
1939. I gotta tell you something.
What?Copy !req
1940. Now that I'm letting you
come down here and play...Copy !req
1941. guess who else gets to
come down here and play?Copy !req
1942. - Who?
- Your sister.Copy !req
1943. What?Copy !req
1944. Well, things sure have a way
of working out smoothly.Copy !req
1945. Am I right, guys?Copy !req
1946. What?Copy !req
1947. We're from the Planet Duplon.Copy !req
1948. We are here to destroy you.Copy !req
1949. Oh, man.Copy !req
1950. Yes, this is real music.Copy !req
1951. Dark, brooding...Copy !req
1952. important...Copy !req
1953. groundbreaking.Copy !req
1954. Check out the lyrics.Copy !req
1955. DarknessCopy !req
1956. No parentsCopy !req
1957. Continued darknessCopy !req
1958. More darkness. Get it?Copy !req
1959. The opposite of lightCopy !req
1960. Black holeCopy !req
1961. Curtains drawnCopy !req
1962. In the basementCopy !req
1963. Middle of the nightCopy !req
1964. Blacked-out windowsCopy !req
1965. Other places that are darkCopy !req
1966. Black suitCopy !req
1967. Black coffeeCopy !req
1968. You get it. That's just the first verse.Copy !req
1969. DarknessCopy !req
1970. No parentsCopy !req
1971. Super richCopy !req
1972. Kind of makes it betterCopy !req