1. He is coming.Copy !req
2. Cover your butt.Copy !req
3. Cover the what?Copy !req
4. Vitruvius.Copy !req
5. Lord Business.Copy !req
6. You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.Copy !req
7. Robots, destroy him!Copy !req
8. Yes, Lord Business.Copy !req
9. Your robots are no match
for a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
10. For I see everything!Copy !req
11. Unh! My eyes! Ow!Copy !req
12. The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon...Copy !req
13. is mine.Copy !req
14. Oh, the Kragle!Copy !req
15. Now my evil power will be unlimited!
Can you feel me?Copy !req
16. I can feel you.Copy !req
17. Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now.Copy !req
18. Wait. There was a prophecy.Copy !req
19. Oh, now there's a prophecy.Copy !req
20. About the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
21. Oh, yes! The supposed
missing Piece of Resistance...Copy !req
22. that can somehow magically
disarm the Kragle.Copy !req
23. Give me a break!Copy !req
24. One day, a talented lass or fellowCopy !req
25. A Special One with face of yellowCopy !req
26. Will make the Piece of Resistance foundCopy !req
27. From its hiding refuge undergroundCopy !req
28. And with a noble army at the helmCopy !req
29. This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realmCopy !req
30. And be the greatest
Most interestingCopy !req
31. Most important person of all timesCopy !req
32. All of this is trueCopy !req
33. Because it rhymesCopy !req
34. Oh, wow.Copy !req
35. That was a great, inspiring legend...Copy !req
36. that you made up.Copy !req
37. A "Special One"?Copy !req
38. What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.Copy !req
39. Good morning, apartment!Copy !req
40. Good morning, doorway!
Good morning, wall.Copy !req
41. Good morning, ceiling.
Good morning, floor!Copy !req
42. Ready to start the day!Copy !req
43. Ah, here it is!Copy !req
44. "Instructions to fit in...Copy !req
45. have everybody like you...Copy !req
46. and always be happy!Copy !req
47. Step one:Copy !req
48. Breathe."Copy !req
49. Okay, got that one down.Copy !req
50. "Step two: Greet the day,
smile and say..."Copy !req
51. Good morning, city!Copy !req
52. Good morning, city!
Good morning, city!Copy !req
53. Good morning, city!
Top of the morning to you there, city!Copy !req
54. Good morning, city! How you doing?
Good morning, city!Copy !req
55. "Step three: Exercise."Copy !req
56. Jumping jacks. Hit them!Copy !req
57. One!Copy !req
58. Two!Copy !req
59. Three!Copy !req
60. I am so pumped up!Copy !req
61. "Step four: Shower."Copy !req
62. And always be sure to keep
the soap out of your—! Aah!Copy !req
63. Shave your face.Copy !req
64. Brush your teeth.Copy !req
65. Comb your hair. Hmm.Copy !req
66. "Wear clothes."Copy !req
67. Oop! I almost forgot that one!Copy !req
68. No. No. Uh-uh. No.Copy !req
69. Not that. Wrong.Copy !req
70. And that's it. Check.Copy !req
71. Step nine:
Eat a complete breakfast...Copy !req
72. with all the special people in your life.Copy !req
73. Hey, Plantie, what do you
wanna do this morning?Copy !req
74. Watch TV? Me too!Copy !req
75. Hi, I'm President Business...Copy !req
76. president of the Octan Corporation
and the world.Copy !req
77. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions,
or you'll be put to sleep.Copy !req
78. And don't forget Taco Tuesday's
coming next week!Copy !req
79. That's the day every rule-following citizen
gets a free taco and my love!Copy !req
80. Have a great day, everybody!Copy !req
81. You have a great day too,
President Business.Copy !req
82. Man, he's such a cool guy.
I always wanna hear more of what—Copy !req
83. Wait, did he say "put to sleep"?Copy !req
84. Tonight on Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
85. Honey, where are my pants?Copy !req
86. What was I just thinking? I don't care.Copy !req
87. "Step 11: Greet your neighbors."Copy !req
88. - Hey, Joe.
- Hey, pal.Copy !req
89. Whoa! Hey, Surfer Dave.Copy !req
90. Hey, brah.Copy !req
91. - Oh, good morning, Sherrie.
- Hey, fella.Copy !req
92. - Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter.
Meow. Meow.Copy !req
93. - Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy.
Meow. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
94. - Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior.
Meow. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
95. - Jeff.
Meow.Copy !req
96. Step 12: Obey all traffic signs and regulations.Copy !req
97. Step 13: Enjoy popular music.Copy !req
98. Top of the charts again...Copy !req
99. - ... it's "Everything Is Awesome."
- Oh, my gosh, I love this song!Copy !req
100. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
101. Everything is coolCopy !req
102. When you're part of a teamCopy !req
103. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
104. When we're living ourCopy !req
105. DreamCopy !req
106. Always use a turn signal.Copy !req
107. Park between the lines. Yes!Copy !req
108. Drop off dry-cleaning before noon.Copy !req
109. Read the headlines.Copy !req
110. Don't forget to smile.Copy !req
111. Always root for the local sports team.Copy !req
112. Go, Sports Team!Copy !req
113. Always return a compliment.Copy !req
114. - Hey, you look nice.
So do you!Copy !req
115. Drink overpriced coffee.Copy !req
116. Here you go. That's $37.Copy !req
117. Awesome!Copy !req
118. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
119. Did you see
Where Are My Pants? last night?Copy !req
120. "Honey, where's my pants?"Copy !req
121. Classic episode.Copy !req
122. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
123. Instructions coming in from Central.Copy !req
124. Okay, it says here to take
everything weird and blow it up.Copy !req
125. All right, Cylinderheads...Copy !req
126. let's make it look
like it does in the instructions!Copy !req
127. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
128. I need a 1-by-2 key hole.Copy !req
129. No problem, Michael.Copy !req
130. We need a 2-by-2 macaroni.Copy !req
131. 2-by-2 macaroni flying in. Here's one.Copy !req
132. Guys, got a 1-by-1
with an indented stud on one side.Copy !req
133. - Cheese slopes. Come on, everybody.
Roger that, Roger.Copy !req
134. Look alive, coming at you.Copy !req
135. Can I get a couple LURPs over here?Copy !req
136. Thanks, Gail.
Guys, watch me drill this down.Copy !req
137. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
138. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
139. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
140. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
141. Have you heard the news?
Everyone's talkin'Copy !req
142. Life is good
Because everything's awesomeCopy !req
143. Man, I feel so good right now!
I could sing this song for hours!Copy !req
144. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
145. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
146. When you're part of a team!Copy !req
147. Yeah!Copy !req
148. I'm going to the sports bar
after work tonight.Copy !req
149. Who wants to eat some delicious
chicken wings and get crazy?Copy !req
150. Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!Copy !req
151. Hey, who wants to share a croissant
with this guy?Copy !req
152. Croissants? I love croissants.Copy !req
153. Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.Copy !req
154. Giant sausages? No way!Copy !req
155. You know what I love to do?Copy !req
156. Is share a meal
with the special people in my life.Copy !req
157. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you?Copy !req
158. Ah! No, wait, guys!Copy !req
159. Wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there.Copy !req
160. Oh. Where did it go?Copy !req
161. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
162. I think I heard a whoosh.Copy !req
163. Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this...Copy !req
164. but, uh, I don't think
you're supposed to be here.Copy !req
165. Yeah, the rules specifically state...Copy !req
166. work site closes at 6,
it's a hard-hat area only.Copy !req
167. That's not official safety orange.Copy !req
168. "If you see anything weird,
report it immediately."Copy !req
169. Well, I guess I'm gonna...Copy !req
170. have to report youuu...Copy !req
171. uuu...Copy !req
172. uuu...Copy !req
173. uuu...Copy !req
174. uuu...Copy !req
175. uuu...Copy !req
176. uuu...Copy !req
177. uuu...Copy !req
178. uuu...Copy !req
179. Where are you going? Miss!
I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor—Copy !req
180. Ow. Ow!Copy !req
181. Hey! Heh. That's not so bad.Copy !req
182. Yeow! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
183. Ow.Copy !req
184. Ow.Copy !req
185. Hey.Copy !req
186. What is that?Copy !req
187. Come here.Copy !req
188. What do I do?
I don't have my instructions.Copy !req
189. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
190. Touch the Piece. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
191. I feel like maybe I should touch that.Copy !req
192. It's so...Copy !req
193. interesting.Copy !req
194. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
195. It's so interesting.Copy !req
196. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
197. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
198. - Touch the Piece.
- Uh...Copy !req
199. Touch the—Copy !req
200. A Special One with face of yellowCopy !req
201. Will make the Piece of Resistance foundCopy !req
202. From its hiding refuge undergroundCopy !req
203. What's going on down here?Copy !req
204. This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realmCopy !req
205. Come on, Emmet!Copy !req
206. The Special has arisen.Copy !req
207. It's your turn to be the hero.Copy !req
208. Wake up.
Ugh.Copy !req
209. Come on, wake up!Copy !req
210. Where are the MasterBuilders?Copy !req
211. How did you find
the Piece of Resistance? Eh?Copy !req
212. - Where are the others hiding?
Good morning, apartment?Copy !req
213. - Wake up!
- Aah!Copy !req
214. How did you find
the Piece of Resistance?Copy !req
215. The piece of what?Copy !req
216. The Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
217. I— I don't— Where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
218. "What's happening?"Copy !req
219. Playing dumb, MasterBuilder.Copy !req
220. No. I— "MasterBuilder"?Copy !req
221. - Oh. So you've never heard of the prophecy?
- No.Copy !req
222. Or The Special?Copy !req
223. No, no!Copy !req
224. You're a liar! We'll kill you!Copy !req
225. Look, um,
I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.Copy !req
226. Isn't there supposed to also be—?Copy !req
227. Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?Copy !req
228. Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.Copy !req
229. Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly
neighborhood police officer!Copy !req
230. - Would you like a glass of water?
- Yeah. Yeah, actually.Copy !req
231. Too bad.Copy !req
232. Security cameras picked up this.Copy !req
233. Unh! You were found at the construction site
convulsing with a strange piece.Copy !req
234. That's disgusting!Copy !req
235. Then why is it permanently stuck
to your back?Copy !req
236. Get it off me! Get it off me! Aah!Copy !req
237. It won't come off! It's chasing me!Copy !req
238. Look, it's not my fault!Copy !req
239. I have no idea how this thing
got on my back!Copy !req
240. Of course, buddy. I believe you.Copy !req
241. Great. Aah!Copy !req
242. I "believe" you too.Copy !req
243. You see the quotations
I'm making with my claw hands?Copy !req
244. It means I don't believe you!Copy !req
245. Why else would you show up
with that thing on your back...Copy !req
246. just three days before
President Business...Copy !req
247. is going to use the Kragle
to end the world?Copy !req
248. President Business is gonna end the world?Copy !req
249. But he's such a good guy.Copy !req
250. And Octan, they make good stuff.Copy !req
251. Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows...Copy !req
252. surveillance systems,
all history books, voting machines.Copy !req
253. Wait a minute.Copy !req
254. Come on, you can't be this stupid.Copy !req
255. This is a misunderstanding.Copy !req
256. I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy.Copy !req
257. I'm late to meet my best friends
in the whole world.Copy !req
258. They're probably missing me right now.Copy !req
259. They're probably out looking around.Copy !req
260. "Hey, where's Emmet?
Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?"Copy !req
261. Hey, you know what?
Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.Copy !req
262. Oh, we asked them, all right.Copy !req
263. Boom!Copy !req
264. That guy's not a criminal mastermind.Copy !req
265. See?Copy !req
266. Yeah. You know, he's kind of
an average, normal kind of guy.Copy !req
267. Thank you.Copy !req
268. But, you know, he's not, like...Copy !req
269. normal like us. No.Copy !req
270. He's not that special.Copy !req
271. Wait, I'm so confused.
Who are we talking about?Copy !req
272. Wait, does he work with us?Copy !req
273. Gail doesn't remember me?Copy !req
274. Look at Randy here.Copy !req
275. He likes sausage. That's something.Copy !req
276. Gail is perky. That's something.Copy !req
277. And Harry...Copy !req
278. - ... well...
- When you say Harry, I go:Copy !req
279. When you say the other guy, I go:Copy !req
280. Harry's the best!Copy !req
281. - Harry's got personality.
He's weird! He's weird!Copy !req
282. I know that guy but I know, like,
zippy-zap about him.Copy !req
283. We just talked earlier.Copy !req
284. I mean, all he does is say yes...Copy !req
285. to everything everybody else is doing.Copy !req
286. You know, he's just sort of a "Hmm!"Copy !req
287. Little bit of a blank slate, I guess.Copy !req
288. That'll be $42, please.Copy !req
289. We all have something that makes us
something and Emmet is...Copy !req
290. nothing.Copy !req
291. There you go.Copy !req
292. - I told you I was a nobody.
Oh.Copy !req
293. It's the perfect cover.Copy !req
294. Cover? Cover for what?Copy !req
295. I can't break him.
Take him to the melting chamber.Copy !req
296. What? Aah!Copy !req
297. You're gonna melt me? Am I gonna die?Copy !req
298. You'll live. You'll be fine.Copy !req
299. President Business.
I have him right here, sir.Copy !req
300. Yes, we've told him he'll live
so he doesn't try to escape, but, um...Copy !req
301. we're lying to him.Copy !req
302. Wait, what did he just say?Copy !req
303. Hold still.Copy !req
304. Wait! There's obviously been a mix-up here.
You've got the wrong—Copy !req
305. Ow! Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
306. That is gonna start hurting...Copy !req
307. pretty soon.Copy !req
308. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
309. No, no, no!Copy !req
310. Whoa. Who are you?Copy !req
311. It's you?Copy !req
312. Come with me if you wanna not die.Copy !req
313. Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi—?Copy !req
314. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
315. Red alert, red alert.Copy !req
316. I need everyone, repeat:
everyone, to go after The Special.Copy !req
317. The tunnel's that way.Copy !req
318. Oh, boy!Copy !req
319. Oh, sir, you're brilliant.Copy !req
320. - We'll build a motorcycle out of the alleyway.
- Ow. Oh.Copy !req
321. So, uh, didn't catch your name...Copy !req
322. or anything about what you're, uh, up to.Copy !req
323. Or what we're doing here.Copy !req
324. It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended
to be a useless nobody...Copy !req
325. but you can drop the act with me.
It's cool.Copy !req
326. Oh, the act.Copy !req
327. Whoa.Copy !req
328. Whoa!Copy !req
329. Jump on. Let's go!Copy !req
330. Hey, uh, I—
Hang on, sir.Copy !req
331. All units...Copy !req
332. cut him off on Elm, now!Copy !req
333. Or whenever you can.Copy !req
334. 10-4, Bad Cop.Copy !req
335. - Watch out!
- Hold on.Copy !req
336. We need to meet up with Vitruvius...Copy !req
337. - ... and tell him the Piece has been found.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
338. They're up on the monorail.Copy !req
339. Release the copper choppers.Copy !req
340. Oh, no!Copy !req
341. Will you please tell me what is happening?Copy !req
342. I'm rescuing you, sir.
You're the one the prophecy spoke of.Copy !req
343. You're The Special.Copy !req
344. Me?Copy !req
345. You found the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
346. And the prophecy states...Copy !req
347. that you are the most important,
most talented...Copy !req
348. most interesting...Copy !req
349. and most extraordinary person
in the universe.Copy !req
350. That's you. Right?Copy !req
351. Uh, yes. That's me.Copy !req
352. Great. You drive.Copy !req
353. What?Copy !req
354. I wanna go home!Copy !req
355. This is not what I meant!Copy !req
356. Oh, no.Copy !req
357. Look out, Special!Copy !req
358. Uh, sorry. Never driven a motorcycle. Sorry!Copy !req
359. - Wow, he's amazing.
- Aah!Copy !req
360. That was incredible!Copy !req
361. You're even better
than the prophecy said you'd be.Copy !req
362. Oh. Really?Copy !req
363. I'm, uh— I'm Wyldstyle.Copy !req
364. - Oh, I'm sorry, what was it?
- Wyldstyle.Copy !req
365. - "Wyldstyle"?
Yep.Copy !req
366. - What are you, a DJ?
No.Copy !req
367. - Oh, that's your name? "Wyldstyle"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
368. Like on your birth certificate,
it says "Wyldstyle."Copy !req
369. Let's not talk about my name!Copy !req
370. Don't let The Special get away.Copy !req
371. Sir, we've blocked the freeway.Copy !req
372. Hang on, sir!Copy !req
373. What are you doing?Copy !req
374. Let's fly!Copy !req
375. Whoa!Copy !req
376. Head for the secret tunnel.Copy !req
377. Uh, these are the city limits.Copy !req
378. Let's just head for the tunnel.Copy !req
379. You want me to drive
into that weird swirly hole?Copy !req
380. Are you insane?Copy !req
381. Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!Copy !req
382. I can't do this!Copy !req
383. That is against the instructions!Copy !req
384. Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?Copy !req
385. Any chain restaurant.Copy !req
386. Favorite TV show?Copy !req
387. Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
388. Favorite song?Copy !req
389. Everything Is AwesomeCopy !req
390. Oh, no!Copy !req
391. Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!Copy !req
392. Wait. Where are we?Copy !req
393. This is so weir—! Ow!Copy !req
394. You're not The Special! You lied to me!Copy !req
395. It really kind of depends on—Copy !req
396. You're not even a MasterBuilder, are you?Copy !req
397. Uh, I mean, I know what a MasterBuilder is.Copy !req
398. Why don't you tell me what it is?
That way I could see if you're right.Copy !req
399. You've ruined the prophecy.Copy !req
400. Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just—Copy !req
401. You made being special sound so good.Copy !req
402. And to think I was going to follow you
to the end of the universe.Copy !req
403. You were?Copy !req
404. Here's the thing.Copy !req
405. How do we know for sure
that I'm not The Special?Copy !req
406. - We just don't know it yet.
- Quiet.Copy !req
407. Y'all want a giant turkey leg?Copy !req
408. Do you have any idea
what that does to your colon?Copy !req
409. - Oh, my G-O-S-H.
Just put the hat on.Copy !req
410. Oh...Copy !req
411. and this. And this. And this.Copy !req
412. - And this.
- Aah!Copy !req
413. And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
414. Uh, I'm not sure exactly
why you'd bring that up.Copy !req
415. It's super serious.Copy !req
416. You do not want to mess with him.Copy !req
417. Okay.Copy !req
418. So don't get any ideas.Copy !req
419. I never have any ideas.Copy !req
420. Wait!Copy !req
421. Stick them up.
Hands where I can see them.Copy !req
422. Hey, uh, listen. You think
you can explain why I'm dressed like this...Copy !req
423. and what those big words
in the sky were all about?Copy !req
424. And, like, where we are in time.Copy !req
425. Your home, Bricksburg,
is one of many realms in the universe.Copy !req
426. There's also this one...Copy !req
427. Pirate's Cove, Knight's Club,
Viking's Landing, Clown Town...Copy !req
428. a bunch of others
we don't need to mention.Copy !req
429. Mm-hm.Copy !req
430. Lord Business,
or as you think you know him...Copy !req
431. President Business...Copy !req
432. stole the Kragle,
the most powerful object in the universe.Copy !req
433. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
434. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff.Copy !req
435. - ... Piece of Resistance is The Special.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
436. I'm so pretty. I like you.Copy !req
437. But I'm angry with you for some reason.Copy !req
438. - ... tower at the end of the universe...
Mm-hm.Copy !req
439. put the Piece of Resistance
onto the Kragle...Copy !req
440. and disarm it forever.Copy !req
441. Great.Copy !req
442. I think I got it...Copy !req
443. but just in case...Copy !req
444. tell me the whole thing again.
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
445. Okay. All the people
of the universe were once free to travel...Copy !req
446. and mingle and build
whatever they wanted.Copy !req
447. But President Business
was confused by all the chaos.Copy !req
448. So he erected walls between the worlds...Copy !req
449. and became obsessed
with order and perfection.Copy !req
450. And he stole the mysterious...Copy !req
451. - ... secret super weapon called—
The Kragle!Copy !req
452. —and he hired Bad Cop...Copy !req
453. to hunt down all the MasterBuilders,
who were always changing everything.Copy !req
454. And those of us who remained...Copy !req
455. well, we went into hiding.
Built the tunnels to survive.Copy !req
456. And we search for the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
457. The only thing that can stop the Kragle.Copy !req
458. Kragle. I know that.Copy !req
459. It might have been that cop.
He said something about the Kragle.Copy !req
460. President Business
was going to use the Kragle...Copy !req
461. to end the world in three days.Copy !req
462. I can't make any sense of it.Copy !req
463. Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
464. I knew that was suspicious.
There's no time to lose.Copy !req
465. We must find Vitruvius and get to
the Office Tower before it's too late.Copy !req
466. Okay.Copy !req
467. Heh. How scary can someone's office be?Copy !req
468. President Business,
we're trying to locate the fugitive...Copy !req
469. but his face is so generic it matches
every other face in our database.Copy !req
470. Diabolical.Copy !req
471. Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office...Copy !req
472. - ... in 23 seconds. Ciao.
- Will do, sir.Copy !req
473. Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.Copy !req
474. Glad to hear it.
Let's rebuild that roof to be even higher!Copy !req
475. The roof team is on it.Copy !req
476. Sir, can you approve this poster
for Taco Tuesday?Copy !req
477. Perfect. Whoo!Copy !req
478. - I love everyone in this room.
We love you, sir!Copy !req
479. Great job on the radio station.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
480. We love listening to this song
over and over again.Copy !req
481. Keep it up, guys.Copy !req
482. Honey, where are my...Copy !req
483. - ... pants?
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
484. Cut! Ha, ha!Copy !req
485. Hilarious. That never gets old.Copy !req
486. It does not.Copy !req
487. Bad Cop is waiting for you
in your office.Copy !req
488. Wonderful. Fantastic.Copy !req
489. Would you cancel my 2:00?Copy !req
490. This next meeting could run a little bit...Copy !req
491. deadly.Copy !req
492. Activate helmet.Copy !req
493. Light sequence.Copy !req
494. Flame test.Copy !req
495. - Engage dramatic entrance.
Aah!Copy !req
496. Bad Cop.Copy !req
497. Lord Business.
I know The Special got away, but—Copy !req
498. Don't be so serious.Copy !req
499. Where's the other guy?Copy !req
500. - Hey, friend.
Hey, buddy!Copy !req
501. - I missed you.
- Aw, did you really?Copy !req
502. Have I ever shown you my relic collection?Copy !req
503. Nope. I don't think you have.Copy !req
504. Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.Copy !req
505. This one...Copy !req
506. is the Cloak of Ban Da'Id.Copy !req
507. I hear it's super painful to take off.Copy !req
508. - You wanna try it on?
- Well, um—Copy !req
509. No, but thank you.Copy !req
510. We've done some great work
over the years together, Bad Cop...Copy !req
511. capturing all those MasterBuilders...Copy !req
512. and torturing them and whatnot.Copy !req
513. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
514. Although...Copy !req
515. you did let the Piece of Resistance go.Copy !req
516. The one thing that can ruin my plans.Copy !req
517. The one thing that I asked you to take care of.Copy !req
518. That's super frustrating.Copy !req
519. It makes me just wanna pick up whoever...Copy !req
520. is standing closest to me...Copy !req
521. and throw them through this window...Copy !req
522. and out into the infinite abyss
of nothingness!Copy !req
523. I wanna do it so bad.Copy !req
524. I know you do, sir. Please don't.Copy !req
525. And it's not just you, Bad Cop,
that keeps messing up my plans.Copy !req
526. People everywhere
are always messing with my stuff.Copy !req
527. But I have a way to fix that.Copy !req
528. A way to keep things exactly
the way they are supposed to be.Copy !req
529. Permanently.Copy !req
530. Behold...Copy !req
531. the most powerful weapon...Copy !req
532. of all the relics:Copy !req
533. The Kragle!Copy !req
534. As you can see, they're
loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs.Copy !req
535. I call it...Copy !req
536. the Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer.Copy !req
537. Or TAKOS:Copy !req
538. The "S" is silent.Copy !req
539. So on Taco Tuesday...Copy !req
540. it's going to spray the Kragle
over everyone and everything...Copy !req
541. with a bunch of super-scary nozzles
like this one!Copy !req
542. - I'll show you how it works.
- Sir, I don't know if this is necessary.Copy !req
543. Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.Copy !req
544. I'll do it on your parents!Copy !req
545. What?Copy !req
546. - Hi, son.
- Hi!Copy !req
547. How's it going in the big city?Copy !req
548. Mommy. Daddy.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
549. Okay, Pa. I just want you to act naturally.Copy !req
550. - Like you're going about your day.
- Gotcha.Copy !req
551. Yeah. Keep your hand up like that.Copy !req
552. Ma, scoot...Copy !req
553. two steps in to the right.Copy !req
554. - Pa, whenever I talk to Ma...
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
555. - ... you start to move.
- Sorry, sir.Copy !req
556. Get back to where you were!Copy !req
557. - Here?
Perfect.Copy !req
558. That's great. You can't do anything better.
No reason why you should move.Copy !req
559. Right.Copy !req
560. Now, Ma...Copy !req
561. hand on his shoulder. And you—Copy !req
562. - Pa, you just moved and you've just wrecked it!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
563. You wrecked it!Copy !req
564. Bad Cop, you see what I'm talking about?Copy !req
565. All I'm asking for is total perfection.Copy !req
566. Send in a Micro-manager!Copy !req
567. Commencing micro-management.Copy !req
568. Hold still, you guys.Copy !req
569. And then...Copy !req
570. I just spray them...Copy !req
571. with the TAKOS:Copy !req
572. Oh, Pa, hold me.Copy !req
573. Oh, darling, I can't move me legs.Copy !req
574. - Does that upset you, Bad Cop?
- Um...Copy !req
575. Surely you feel bad for your parents,
and you wanna help them, don't you?Copy !req
576. We're okay, son. Just a little stuck, is all.Copy !req
577. Go ahead...Copy !req
578. finish the job.Copy !req
579. Of course, sir.Copy !req
580. No, I don't want to.Copy !req
581. - You have to.
- I don't want to.Copy !req
582. - Would you please be quiet?
- I can't.Copy !req
583. - You must. Shut it!
- But they—Copy !req
584. - It's not nice.
- It's your job, man.Copy !req
585. I can't do it.Copy !req
586. - They're innocent.
- Just as I thought.Copy !req
587. Your Good Cop side's
making you soft, Bad Cop.Copy !req
588. Robots!Copy !req
589. Bring me the fleece-crested
Scepter of Q-Teep...Copy !req
590. and the Põ-Lish Remover of Na-II.Copy !req
591. You've already let The Special
get away once.Copy !req
592. Sir.Copy !req
593. I'm just gonna make sure
it doesn't happen again.Copy !req
594. No more Mr. Nice Guy!Copy !req
595. Oh, son!Copy !req
596. On Taco Tuesday,
I'm going to Kragleize the entire universe...Copy !req
597. so that everyone
will stop messing with my stuff!Copy !req
598. Are you gonna be with me...Copy !req
599. or are you gonna be stuck...Copy !req
600. having a tea party
with your mom and dad?Copy !req
601. Son?Copy !req
602. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
603. I have a job to do.Copy !req
604. All you have to do is blend in
and act like you belong here.Copy !req
605. Ah, perfect.Copy !req
606. Well, hi there, I'm a cowboy!Copy !req
607. Bang, bang, bang-bang-bang-bang!Copy !req
608. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet, gun.Copy !req
609. Zap, zap, zap, pow. Zap, pow.Copy !req
610. - What are they looking at?
I made a mistake.Copy !req
611. You should just be still. Act like a stool.Copy !req
612. - Wait!
- Howdy, guys!Copy !req
613. - Quiet. Nope, stools don't talk.
- Come sit on me.Copy !req
614. Okay, shh.Copy !req
615. Let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
616. What a lady!Copy !req
617. Okay, let me just find the wizard...Copy !req
618. and get this over with.Copy !req
619. - Ooh!
- There he is.Copy !req
620. - Vitruvius.
- Who?Copy !req
621. I've never heard of that man,
whom I am not.Copy !req
622. - Who are you?
- It's me.Copy !req
623. I am a blind man and cannot see.Copy !req
624. - It's Wyldstyle.
- Oof.Copy !req
625. Are you a DJ?Copy !req
626. - What? Why does everybody—?
- Oh, wait, wait.Copy !req
627. Are you the student I used to have...Copy !req
628. who was so insecure
she kept changing her name?Copy !req
629. No, no, no.Copy !req
630. - First Darkstorm, then Geminizzle.
- No. Never.Copy !req
631. Then Neversmile, then Freakface,
then Snazzypants.Copy !req
632. Okay. All right, yes.Copy !req
633. Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds.Copy !req
634. Oh, man.Copy !req
635. You have a very weirdly...Copy !req
636. - ... decorated place.
- Thank you.Copy !req
637. Vitruvius, we have found
the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
638. - Is it true?
Yes, but—Copy !req
639. Wyldstyle. The prophecy states that...Copy !req
640. you are The Special.Copy !req
641. The embodiment of good, foiler of evil.Copy !req
642. The most talented, most brilliant...Copy !req
643. most important person in the universe.Copy !req
644. That would be great...Copy !req
645. but Emmet is the one
who found the Piece.Copy !req
646. Oh, okay. Emmet!Copy !req
647. The prophecy states that...Copy !req
648. you are The Special.Copy !req
649. - The most talented—
- I'm not sure he's The Special.Copy !req
650. Because he's not even
a MasterBuilder. Watch.Copy !req
651. Emmet, just given what's around you...Copy !req
652. - ... build something simple.
- Okay.Copy !req
653. Like an awesome race car.
- Great.Copy !req
654. Go.
- Do you have the instructions?Copy !req
655. No. You must create the instructions
in your mind, my liege.Copy !req
656. Ah. Okay. Race car.Copy !req
657. Um...Copy !req
658. Well, there's a lot of really cool stuff here.Copy !req
659. Don't see a wheel...Copy !req
660. or...Copy !req
661. three more wheels.Copy !req
662. See? He can't do it.
He will never be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
663. Of course not.
Not if you keep telling him he can't.Copy !req
664. He needs to see that he can.Copy !req
665. What are you doing?Copy !req
666. We are entering your mind...
- What?Copy !req
667. to prove that you have
the unlocked potential...Copy !req
668. to be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
669. Ujjayi breath.Copy !req
670. Whoa, are we inside my brain right now?Copy !req
671. - It's big. I must be smart.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
672. I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.Copy !req
673. I don't think he's ever had an original thought.
In his life.Copy !req
674. Ha, ha. That's not true.Copy !req
675. For instance, one time I wanted to have...Copy !req
676. a bunch of my friends over to watch TV—Copy !req
677. Not unlike this TV
that just showed up magically.Copy !req
678. And not everybody
can fit on my one couch...Copy !req
679. and I thought to myself:Copy !req
680. "What if there was such a thing
as a bunk bed...Copy !req
681. but as a couch?"Copy !req
682. Introducing the double-decker couch.Copy !req
683. So everyone could watch TV together
and be buddies!Copy !req
684. That is literally the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
685. Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this.Copy !req
686. That idea is just the worst.Copy !req
687. There must be something around here...Copy !req
688. that proves his potential.Copy !req
689. If The Man Upstairs
chose him to be The Special...Copy !req
690. there must be a reason.Copy !req
691. Who's The Man Upstairs?
- See?Copy !req
692. He doesn't even know about
The Man Upstairs.Copy !req
693. Does he have, like, super-gross hands...Copy !req
694. that look like they're made
out of big pink sausages?Copy !req
695. Like eagle talons mixed with squid?Copy !req
696. Wait. You've seen the—?Copy !req
697. Whoa!Copy !req
698. That's what I was just thinking about.Copy !req
699. How did you—?Copy !req
700. I had this weird dream
when I touched the Piece.Copy !req
701. Well, I mean, I wasn't asleep,
so it wasn't really a dream.Copy !req
702. Emmet, you had a vision.Copy !req
703. I did?Copy !req
704. MasterBuilders spend years...Copy !req
705. training themselves
to clear their minds enough...Copy !req
706. to have even a fleeting glimpse
of The Man Upstairs...Copy !req
707. and yet, your mind is already
so prodigiously empty...Copy !req
708. that there is nothing in it
to clear away in the first place.Copy !req
709. With proper training...Copy !req
710. you could become a great MasterBuilder.Copy !req
711. I could?Copy !req
712. The prophecy chose you, Emmet.Copy !req
713. But I can't do any of the stuff...Copy !req
714. that the prophecy
says I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
715. All you have to do is to believe.Copy !req
716. Then...Copy !req
717. you will see everything.Copy !req
718. Are you ready, my son?Copy !req
719. Yes, I am.Copy !req
720. I think.Copy !req
721. Then we haven't a moment to lose.Copy !req
722. We must assemble...Copy !req
723. the MasterBuilders.Copy !req
724. Do you think Zeppelins
are a bad investment?Copy !req
725. Any of you fellas seen this guy?Copy !req
726. Wait a minute, partner.Copy !req
727. Draw a cowboy hat on him.Copy !req
728. These mechanical birds
will get our message out.Copy !req
729. They will go to an Internet café...Copy !req
730. and e-mail the remaining MasterBuilders...Copy !req
731. who will meet us in the secret realm
of Cloud Cuckooland.Copy !req
732. Cuckooland? Wait.
What happened to that whole training part?Copy !req
733. Don't worry, Emmet.Copy !req
734. Your training begins now.Copy !req
735. Piano man...Copy !req
736. open up.Copy !req
737. Your training begins later!Copy !req
738. On three.Copy !req
739. One—Copy !req
740. - Whew. I think we're in the clear.
Freeze, turkeys.Copy !req
741. All I want is the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
742. We would rather he died than give it to you.Copy !req
743. I would not rather he died.Copy !req
744. Look, everybody, we can do this
the easy way, or we can do it—Copy !req
745. Go, run!Copy !req
746. They took the hard way. Fire!Copy !req
747. Fire!Copy !req
748. Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckooland?Copy !req
749. Head for the big bright thing in the sky.Copy !req
750. You mean the sun?
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
751. Let's get out of here. Here, use this.Copy !req
752. What? Wait, hey—Copy !req
753. - What are you doing? Aah!
Let's go!Copy !req
754. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
755. Goodbye.Copy !req
756. Boom!Copy !req
757. Oh, dang!Copy !req
758. Aah! I've got pigs! I hate pigs!Copy !req
759. Quit playing around in the mud.
I could use your help.Copy !req
760. Wyldstyle, we could really use...Copy !req
761. your help!Copy !req
762. Oink, oink, oink.Copy !req
763. Oink!Copy !req
764. Vitruvius, they're gaining on us.
Build something!Copy !req
765. Let Emmet try!Copy !req
766. No, let's not let Emmet try!
I haven't had any training.Copy !req
767. That's okay.Copy !req
768. We'll start with
how to become a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
769. Step one: Trust your instincts.Copy !req
770. Okay, okay. Um—Copy !req
771. Build something! Build something!Copy !req
772. Aha. Take that!Copy !req
773. Unless your instincts are terrible.Copy !req
774. No! The wheel!Copy !req
775. I can't control it much longer!Copy !req
776. Emmet, we need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
777. Um...Copy !req
778. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
779. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
780. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
781. Something that spins around.
Spins around. Spins around.Copy !req
782. Oh.Copy !req
783. Emmet, where are you going?Copy !req
784. Oh, this better work.Copy !req
785. Hang tight!Copy !req
786. Dagnabit!Copy !req
787. Well done, Emmet.Copy !req
788. Hey! I did it.Copy !req
789. Wow. You actually did it.Copy !req
790. Train!Copy !req
791. Oh, no.Copy !req
792. Get off my train.Copy !req
793. Run!Copy !req
794. Wyldstyle!Copy !req
795. Owie!Copy !req
796. He's gonna ram us.Copy !req
797. Quick, quick, quick! That piece!
Give me that piece.Copy !req
798. Huh?Copy !req
799. Build a ramp!Copy !req
800. What the heck?Copy !req
801. Rest in pieces.Copy !req
802. - Uh...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
803. Wait. No, no, no.Copy !req
804. Hey.Copy !req
805. Thanks for saving my life back there.Copy !req
806. Even if, you know...Copy !req
807. eventually it turned out to be pointless.Copy !req
808. Well, for what it's worth...Copy !req
809. this has been about the greatest
15 minutes of my life.Copy !req
810. What the—?Copy !req
811. Relax, everybody, I'm here.Copy !req
812. Batman!Copy !req
813. - What's up, babe?
Babe!Copy !req
814. - What?
- Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet.Copy !req
815. Emmet, this is my boyfriend, Batman.Copy !req
816. I'm Batman.Copy !req
817. That's your boyfriend? Aah!Copy !req
818. Batman, huh? Where'd you guys meet?Copy !req
819. It's actually a funny story, right, Bat?Copy !req
820. There he is.Copy !req
821. - "Police" to meet you, Bad Cop.
- Batman!Copy !req
822. The pleasure...Copy !req
823. is all "spine."Copy !req
824. Guess what...Copy !req
825. you big dumb baby.Copy !req
826. Your car is a baby carriage.Copy !req
827. Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.Copy !req
828. Hey, babe.
- What?Copy !req
829. Let's hold hands.Copy !req
830. So, uh...Copy !req
831. Hey, guys, I think we're about
to crash into the sun.Copy !req
832. Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.Copy !req
833. Uh, is this Cloud Cuckooland?
I don't see any clouds.Copy !req
834. - Or cuckoos.
- No, no, this is...Copy !req
835. Middle Zealand.Copy !req
836. A wondrous land...Copy !req
837. full of knights, castles, mutton...Copy !req
838. torture weapons, poverty,
leeches, illiteracy...Copy !req
839. and, um...Copy !req
840. Dragon!Copy !req
841. Yeah, that too.Copy !req
842. Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckooland,
we'll raise an army...Copy !req
843. of MasterBuilders to—Copy !req
844. Anyway, you guys gotta check out
these new subwoofers I installed.Copy !req
845. I call them the dogs. Listen to them bark!Copy !req
846. Can you turn that down a little bit?Copy !req
847. This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle.Copy !req
848. DarknessCopy !req
849. It's about how I'm an orphan.Copy !req
850. No parentsCopy !req
851. This is real music, Emmet.Copy !req
852. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.Copy !req
853. Well, I'm dark and brooding too.Copy !req
854. Guys, look, a rainbow.Copy !req
855. So you're gonna drive up the curved part...Copy !req
856. Super richCopy !req
857. take it all the way to the top...Copy !req
858. Kind of makes it betterCopy !req
859. and park the car.Copy !req
860. Friends, welcome
to Cloud Cuckooland. Now...Copy !req
861. I just need to give the secret knock.Copy !req
862. Okay.Copy !req
863. I'm just gonna come right out.Copy !req
864. I have no idea what's going on,
or what this place is at all.Copy !req
865. Hi! I am Princess Unikitty...Copy !req
866. and I welcome you all
to Cloud Cuckooland.Copy !req
867. There's no signs or anything.Copy !req
868. How does anyone know what not to do?Copy !req
869. Here in Cloud Cuckooland...Copy !req
870. there are no rules.Copy !req
871. There's no government...Copy !req
872. no babysitters...Copy !req
873. no bedtimes...Copy !req
874. no frowny faces...Copy !req
875. no bushy mustaches...Copy !req
876. and no negativity of any kind.Copy !req
877. You just said the word "no"
like a thousand times.Copy !req
878. And there's also no consistency.Copy !req
879. I hate this place.Copy !req
880. Any idea is a good idea...Copy !req
881. except the not happy ones.Copy !req
882. Those you push down deep inside...Copy !req
883. where you'll never, ever, ever...Copy !req
884. ever...Copy !req
885. find them.Copy !req
886. Your fellow MasterBuilders
are gathered in the Dog.Copy !req
887. The what?Copy !req
888. Ah! Is that Superman?Copy !req
889. Girl, what are you doing?Copy !req
890. - Hey, Superman!
- Oh, hey. What's up?Copy !req
891. - Lantern. Green Lantern.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
892. You wanna sit together at the meeting?Copy !req
893. Um, I have to go back to Krypton.Copy !req
894. Didn't Krypton blow up?Copy !req
895. My fellow MasterBuilders,
including but not limited to...Copy !req
896. Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady...Copy !req
897. Gandalf...Copy !req
898. Swamp Creature...Copy !req
899. - ... 1980-something Space Guy...
- Hello!Copy !req
900. 2002 NBA All-Stars...Copy !req
901. - ... and Wonder Woman.
- Unh!Copy !req
902. You have traveled far to be here
for a moment of great import.Copy !req
903. We have learned...Copy !req
904. that Lord Business plans to unleash...Copy !req
905. a fully weaponized Kragle...Copy !req
906. on Taco Tuesday...Copy !req
907. to end the world as we know it.Copy !req
908. Please, calm yourselves.Copy !req
909. Green Ninja...Copy !req
910. Milhouse...Copy !req
911. Nice Vampire...Copy !req
912. Michelangelo, Michelangelo...Copy !req
913. and Cleopatra.Copy !req
914. There is yet one hope.Copy !req
915. The Special has arisen.Copy !req
916. Have the young man step forward.Copy !req
917. As you wish, Dubbledore.Copy !req
918. I'm Gandalf!Copy !req
919. - It's pronounced "Dumbledore."
- Dubbadore?Copy !req
920. No, "Dumbledore."Copy !req
921. Thought you said "Dubbadore."Copy !req
922. Vitruvius!Copy !req
923. You gotta write that down.
I'm not gonna remember any of it.Copy !req
924. But here we go.Copy !req
925. The Special will now give
an eloquent speech.Copy !req
926. Go ahead, man. You got this.Copy !req
927. Okay.Copy !req
928. Hello. I'm Emmet.Copy !req
929. Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
930. Thank you.Copy !req
931. Well, uh, I know that I, for one...Copy !req
932. am very excited to work with you guys...Copy !req
933. to get into the Octan Tower,
find the Kragle...Copy !req
934. and put this thing on the thing.Copy !req
935. And I know it's going to be really hard, but—Copy !req
936. "Really hard"?Copy !req
937. Wiping ye bum with a hook
for a hand is really hard.Copy !req
938. This be impossible.Copy !req
939. The last time we tried to storm
Lord Business' office...Copy !req
940. we used every plan we could conceive.Copy !req
941. The result was a massacre
too terrible to speak of.Copy !req
942. Who are you?Copy !req
943. The name be Metal Beard.Copy !req
944. And I'll tell you me tale of woe.Copy !req
945. Oh, great, here we go again.Copy !req
946. I arrived...Copy !req
947. at the foot of the Tower...Copy !req
948. with me hearty MasterBuilder crew...Copy !req
949. only to find the Kragle was all
the way up on the infinityeth floor...Copy !req
950. guarded by a robot army...Copy !req
951. and security measures...Copy !req
952. of every kind...Copy !req
953. Lasers...Copy !req
954. sharks...Copy !req
955. laser sharks...Copy !req
956. overbearing assistants...Copy !req
957. and strange, dangerous relics...Copy !req
958. that entrap...Copy !req
959. snap...Copy !req
960. and zap.Copy !req
961. And there be a mysterious room
called the Think Tank.Copy !req
962. I barely made it out of that...Copy !req
963. room...Copy !req
964. with just me head!Copy !req
965. And organs.Copy !req
966. Okay.Copy !req
967. I had to replace every part
of my once-strapping...Copy !req
968. virile pirate body...Copy !req
969. with this useless hunk of garbage
ye see before ye.Copy !req
970. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return...Copy !req
971. to that forsaken place...Copy !req
972. Special...Copy !req
973. what idea have ye that be better...Copy !req
974. than the ideas of 100...Copy !req
975. of our fallen MasterBuilder brothers?Copy !req
976. Well, uh...Copy !req
977. Well, technically I'm not exactly
a MasterBuilder yet.Copy !req
978. What?Copy !req
979. Please! Everyone! Please!Copy !req
980. Rubbish!Copy !req
981. Yes, it's true.Copy !req
982. I may not be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
983. I may not have a lot of experience...Copy !req
984. fighting or leading
or coming up with plans.Copy !req
985. Or having ideas in general.Copy !req
986. In fact, I'm not all that smart.Copy !req
987. And I'm not what you'd call
a "creative type."Copy !req
988. Plus...Copy !req
989. generally unskilled.Copy !req
990. Also...Copy !req
991. scared and cowardly.Copy !req
992. I know what you're thinking:Copy !req
993. "He is the least qualified person...Copy !req
994. in the world to lead us."Copy !req
995. And you are right.Copy !req
996. This is supposed to make us feel better?Copy !req
997. No, there was about to be a "but."Copy !req
998. - You're a butt!
- Yes.Copy !req
999. You all be on your own!Copy !req
1000. I be leaving this lost cause!Copy !req
1001. Why are you leaving?Copy !req
1002. A house divided against itself
would be better...Copy !req
1003. than this.Copy !req
1004. Abraham Lincoln!Copy !req
1005. You bring your space chair right back here!Copy !req
1006. Come on, guys!Copy !req
1007. We can still do this. Right?Copy !req
1008. You're not even a bit special.Copy !req
1009. Well, you were right about him
being a ding-dong.Copy !req
1010. You're a huge disappointment.Copy !req
1011. Get him out of here.
I don't wanna look at him.Copy !req
1012. Well, at least it can't get any worse.Copy !req
1013. I was wrong.Copy !req
1014. It's the Orb of Tee-ti-list!Copy !req
1015. Ruh-roh. It's the bad guys.Copy !req
1016. Whoa. How did he—?Copy !req
1017. Go! Run! Come on, everyone!
Protect The Special.Copy !req
1018. What's that on his ankle?Copy !req
1019. It's a tracking device.Copy !req
1020. Take the MasterBuilders prisoner.Copy !req
1021. Oh, he led them right to us.Copy !req
1022. Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault.Copy !req
1023. You are the worst leader I've ever seen.
To the Batmobile!Copy !req
1024. Dang it.Copy !req
1025. To the invisible jet!Copy !req
1026. - Dang it!
- Every man for himself.Copy !req
1027. No, we must protect the Piece.Copy !req
1028. Shaq, do you know what time...Copy !req
1029. - ... it is?
- It's game time.Copy !req
1030. Y'all ready for this?Copy !req
1031. Oh, no! They were ready for that.Copy !req
1032. It didn't break!Copy !req
1033. Because it's Kragled. Machine gum!Copy !req
1034. Fire!Copy !req
1035. No!Copy !req
1036. Aah! I can't move!Copy !req
1037. Don't worry, Superman.Copy !req
1038. - I'll get you out of there.
- No! Don't!Copy !req
1039. Aah! Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck.
My legs are stuck as well.Copy !req
1040. I super hate you.Copy !req
1041. - Ow! You're pulling my torso off.
- Babe...Copy !req
1042. help me get him out of here.Copy !req
1043. I said "every man for himself."Copy !req
1044. Hey, you gotta be there for me.Copy !req
1045. Fine!Copy !req
1046. Fine. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
1047. - I need you to have a better attitude.
- I have a great...Copy !req
1048. - ... attitude.
- Ouch.Copy !req
1049. The Special's in the northwest quadrant.Copy !req
1050. We've got him cornered.Copy !req
1051. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.Copy !req
1052. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1053. Oh, no!Copy !req
1054. They've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!Copy !req
1055. Let's go!
We need to get Emmet out of here.Copy !req
1056. Can't we build something?
- Hey! I'm Ben. But you can call me Benny.Copy !req
1057. I can build a spaceship. Watch.Copy !req
1058. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship
Spaceship, spaceshipCopy !req
1059. No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.Copy !req
1060. That's okay. I didn't really wanna build...Copy !req
1061. a spaceship anyway. That's cool.Copy !req
1062. Where can we go
where we can't be found?Copy !req
1063. Maybe we could go underwater?Copy !req
1064. What if we went underwater?Copy !req
1065. Great idea, babe!Copy !req
1066. Thank you, Batman.
Your ideas are the best.Copy !req
1067. But I just said that.Copy !req
1068. - We could build a submarine.
- A Bat-Submarine, patent pending.Copy !req
1069. With rainbows!Copy !req
1070. And dream catchers, in case we take a nap.Copy !req
1071. Like an underwater spaceship!Copy !req
1072. But you can't build all of them at once.Copy !req
1073. Ready? Break.Copy !req
1074. Okay.Copy !req
1075. These are the colors I need:
Blue razzleberry and sour apple!Copy !req
1076. If anybody has black parts,
I need them, okay?Copy !req
1077. I only work in black.Copy !req
1078. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.Copy !req
1079. - Use the yellow bricks!
- Hey, guys, can I help?Copy !req
1080. No! It has to be this way!
No, I need that!Copy !req
1081. Where is he?Copy !req
1082. Anyone know what this is,
and do you need it?Copy !req
1083. I think we could use wings
and rocket boosters.Copy !req
1084. Ew. Get your retro space stuff
out of my area.Copy !req
1085. You guys, hey, just tell me exactly
what to do. And how to do it.Copy !req
1086. Emmet, don't worry about
what the others are doing.Copy !req
1087. You must embrace
what is special about you!Copy !req
1088. There he is!Copy !req
1089. All units, attack the sub!Copy !req
1090. Emmet, get in here!Copy !req
1091. Stop him! Stop him! Don't let him...Copy !req
1092. get to the water!Copy !req
1093. Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in!Copy !req
1094. We're going under!Copy !req
1095. Oh, no.Copy !req
1096. My home.Copy !req
1097. It's gone.Copy !req
1098. I feel something inside.Copy !req
1099. It's like the opposite of happiness.Copy !req
1100. I must stay positive.Copy !req
1101. Ah. Bubble gums.Copy !req
1102. Butterflies.Copy !req
1103. Cotton candy.Copy !req
1104. Gosh, I'm so sorry, Unikitty.Copy !req
1105. Do you want to sit down
and talk about it?Copy !req
1106. What the heck is that?Copy !req
1107. It's a double-decker couch.Copy !req
1108. Which seemed like a good idea
at the time...Copy !req
1109. but I now realize it's not super helpful.Copy !req
1110. But, you know, it has cup holders.Copy !req
1111. Seats flip up with coolers underneath.Copy !req
1112. You are so disappointing
on so many levels.Copy !req
1113. - Why are my pants cold and wet?
- Ew.Copy !req
1114. Uh...Copy !req
1115. Hull breach.Copy !req
1116. The walls are crying!Copy !req
1117. We're coming apart at the seams!Copy !req
1118. This is not how Batman dies.Copy !req
1119. Emmet!Copy !req
1120. - Hold on, hold on!
- Wyldstyle!Copy !req
1121. Deep breath! Deep breath, everybod—!Copy !req
1122. Micro-managers,
what's going on down there?Copy !req
1123. Scanning submarine wreckage.Copy !req
1124. No survivors detected.Copy !req
1125. Scuba cops,
dredge the entire ocean if you have to.Copy !req
1126. We have got to find that Piece.Copy !req
1127. Let's get these prisoners
back to Lord Business...Copy !req
1128. and give him the good news.Copy !req
1129. The Special is no more.Copy !req
1130. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
1131. Superman. Wonder Woman,
I had no idea you'd be here.Copy !req
1132. Mr. Shaquille O'Neal.Copy !req
1133. Greetings, all!Copy !req
1134. Welcome to my Think Tank.Copy !req
1135. Help us!Copy !req
1136. All the MasterBuilders
you've captured over the years...Copy !req
1137. you've brought them here.Copy !req
1138. You're a very perceptive person, Superman.Copy !req
1139. They come up with all the instructions
for everything in the universe.Copy !req
1140. Robots!Copy !req
1141. No! No! Grr!Copy !req
1142. Can't get much worse than this.Copy !req
1143. Uh, hello, neighbor.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1144. It's Green Lantern.Copy !req
1145. Oh, my gosh, we're roommates!
How crazy is that?Copy !req
1146. Does anyone have some Kryptonite
that they could give me?Copy !req
1147. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is The Special?Copy !req
1148. The Special and the Piece of Resistance
are at the bottom of the ocean.Copy !req
1149. Wait, are you telling me
you don't have him?Copy !req
1150. Sir, my scuba team is looking
for his remains as we speak.Copy !req
1151. Bad Cop, he could still be alive!
The Piece could still be out there.Copy !req
1152. The only remnant of The Special
was a double-decker couch.Copy !req
1153. Wait, hold on.Copy !req
1154. A double-decker couch?Copy !req
1155. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1156. Really? So it's like a bunk-bed couch?
Is that what it's like?Copy !req
1157. That's weird.Copy !req
1158. If you're sitting in the top middle...Copy !req
1159. how are you gonna get down
without climbing over someone?Copy !req
1160. If you're sitting on the bottom
and you're watching TV...Copy !req
1161. are you gonna have to watch
through a bunch of dangling legs?Copy !req
1162. Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom?Copy !req
1163. It is literally...Copy !req
1164. the most useless idea
I have ever heard.Copy !req
1165. - Well, we're still alive.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1166. Heh. The double-decker couch.Copy !req
1167. It wasn't totally pointless after all.Copy !req
1168. It's the one thing that stayed together.Copy !req
1169. I always believed in you, Emmet.Copy !req
1170. I don't mean to spoil the party,
but does anyone else notice...Copy !req
1171. we're stuck in the middle
of the ocean on this couch?Copy !req
1172. I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship...Copy !req
1173. is gonna come out of nowhere
and save us—Copy !req
1174. My gosh!Copy !req
1175. Avast, mateys!Copy !req
1176. Metal Beard, I thought you said
we were a lost cause!Copy !req
1177. Ye are!Copy !req
1178. Did ye not hear me whole story...Copy !req
1179. circumscribing the folly
of this whole enterprise?Copy !req
1180. Well, it's kind of hard not to hear
when you're yelling everything.Copy !req
1181. So why did you come back?Copy !req
1182. This be-doubled land couch.Copy !req
1183. I watched Lord Business' forces
completely overlook it.Copy !req
1184. Which means we need more ideas like it!Copy !req
1185. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1186. Ideas so dumb and bad...Copy !req
1187. that no one would ever think
they could possibly be useful.Copy !req
1188. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
1189. So, Special, what do we do?Copy !req
1190. Uh...Copy !req
1191. Well...Copy !req
1192. what's the last thing Lord Business
expects MasterBuilders will do?Copy !req
1193. Build a spaceship?Copy !req
1194. Kill a chicken?Copy !req
1195. Marry a marshmallow.Copy !req
1196. Why, this:Copy !req
1197. How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?Copy !req
1198. No! It's follow the instructions.Copy !req
1199. - Don't like that.
- Sounds weird.Copy !req
1200. Now, listen. Wait, listen.Copy !req
1201. Guys, you're all so talented
and imaginative.Copy !req
1202. But you can't work together as a team.Copy !req
1203. I'm just a construction worker.Copy !req
1204. But when I had a plan and we were
all working together...Copy !req
1205. I mean, we could build a skyscraper.Copy !req
1206. Now, you're MasterBuilders.Copy !req
1207. Just imagine what could happen
if you did that.Copy !req
1208. You could save the universe.Copy !req
1209. Well said, Emmet. Well said.Copy !req
1210. Really?Copy !req
1211. She be a fine speech there, laddie.Copy !req
1212. Okay.Copy !req
1213. Somebody get me some markers...Copy !req
1214. some construction paper...Copy !req
1215. and some glitter glue!Copy !req
1216. I call this:Copy !req
1217. "Emmet's plan to get
inside the Tower...Copy !req
1218. put the Piece of Resistance
on the Kragle...Copy !req
1219. and save the world."Copy !req
1220. I've built a hundred just like them
back in the city.Copy !req
1221. If we can just get in, I know where
the air ducts and wiring are located.Copy !req
1222. I can get us anywhere.Copy !req
1223. How will we get inside?Copy !req
1224. In a spaceship.Copy !req
1225. - Spaceship! Ha, ha!
- Great idea. A Bat-Spaceship.Copy !req
1226. No, they're expecting us to show up...Copy !req
1227. in a Bat-Spaceship, or a pirate spaceship
or a rainbow-sparkle spaceship.Copy !req
1228. One of those sounds awesome to me.Copy !req
1229. My idea is to build a spaceship...Copy !req
1230. that's exactly like all the other
Octan delivery spaceships.Copy !req
1231. So not the special spaceship that
I'm building for all of you right now?Copy !req
1232. Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.Copy !req
1233. Ooh, you're really letting the oxygen
out of my tank here.Copy !req
1234. Yeah, but according
to your precious instructions...Copy !req
1235. this ship needs a hyperdrive.Copy !req
1236. We don't have that part.Copy !req
1237. Maybe we could find one!Copy !req
1238. What do you think, a spaceship
is just gonna appear out of the blue?Copy !req
1239. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1240. The same thing!Copy !req
1241. - Chewie!
- Mm!Copy !req
1242. We're supposed to be halfway
to Naboo for a sweet party!Copy !req
1243. This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning...Copy !req
1244. taking us to loser systems like this.Copy !req
1245. Captain Solo, we must go.Copy !req
1246. You know how perturbed I get
if we are not punctual.Copy !req
1247. The Droid's right. Let's roll.Copy !req
1248. Now hold on, Han.Copy !req
1249. This might be the right galaxy after all.Copy !req
1250. Because I see a heavenly body.Copy !req
1251. Ooh, whoa, I have a boyfriend.
And it is super serious. Right, babe?Copy !req
1252. - Of course it's serious.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1253. - Got room for just one dude?
- Whoa! Babe!Copy !req
1254. If he's a cool dude like you.Copy !req
1255. You're trying to bail on us!Copy !req
1256. I'm not trying to bail!Copy !req
1257. You asked them if you could go
with them on their party ship!Copy !req
1258. That thing is filled with bon vivants.Copy !req
1259. You speak French now?Copy !req
1260. Babe, look, if this relationship
is ever gonna work between us...Copy !req
1261. I need to feel free to party...Copy !req
1262. with a bunch of strangers
whenever I feel like it.Copy !req
1263. What?Copy !req
1264. Babe!Copy !req
1265. I will text you.Copy !req
1266. Where'd you get that
sweet space cape, brother?Copy !req
1267. It's party time!Copy !req
1268. Babe?Copy !req
1269. Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person.Copy !req
1270. And, you know,
if Batman can't see that, then he's just—Copy !req
1271. Well, he's just as blind as a guy...Copy !req
1272. whose eyes stopped working.Copy !req
1273. And I'm gonna tell you something:Copy !req
1274. Batman is the worst person I've ever met.Copy !req
1275. - Need a hyperdrive?
- No way.Copy !req
1276. - Babe!
- I knew it! I knew that.Copy !req
1277. You really had me there!Copy !req
1278. Those guys were so lame.
All they did was play space checkers.Copy !req
1279. Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a dude.Copy !req
1280. And the metal one too. All dudes.Copy !req
1281. But won't they notice
their hyperdrive is missing?Copy !req
1282. Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive.Copy !req
1283. Nah, they'll be fine.Copy !req
1284. Step one:Copy !req
1285. All right, we need a red four-piece
unit over at the—Copy !req
1286. Unikitty...Copy !req
1287. you're supposed to follow
the instructions, remember?Copy !req
1288. Sorry.Copy !req
1289. Ugh, this gives me the jeebies.Copy !req
1290. What do I even—? I can't—!Copy !req
1291. Nice!Copy !req
1292. Step two:Copy !req
1293. We pilot the ship to the service entrance...Copy !req
1294. so we can get past the dangerous...Copy !req
1295. but also kind of cool...Copy !req
1296. laser gate.Copy !req
1297. Space ID.Copy !req
1298. I have a drive-on.Copy !req
1299. Who are you here to see?Copy !req
1300. I'm here to see Your Butt.Copy !req
1301. Is that last name "Butt,"
first name "Your," or is it—?Copy !req
1302. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1303. Pow. Wham. Ka-zap.Copy !req
1304. First try!Copy !req
1305. We break into Lord Business' office...Copy !req
1306. and we'll plunder his collection
of relics for disguises.Copy !req
1307. Step four:Copy !req
1308. Benny and Metal Beard...Copy !req
1309. will sneak their way
into the master control room.Copy !req
1310. Motion sensors triggered in Sector 12.Copy !req
1311. 10-4.Copy !req
1312. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1313. - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Oh!Copy !req
1314. Do it.Copy !req
1315. Metal Beard, that was awesome!Copy !req
1316. First law of the sea...Copy !req
1317. never place your rear end
on a pirate's face.Copy !req
1318. Once inside,
they'll use their technical know-how...Copy !req
1319. to disable the Kragle shield.Copy !req
1320. I am the computer.Copy !req
1321. Cool! Talking computer.Copy !req
1322. Please disable the shield systems.Copy !req
1323. Of course.Copy !req
1324. There are no movies
in your area with that title.Copy !req
1325. Step five:Copy !req
1326. Vitruvius will provide lookout
and make sure we're not being followed.Copy !req
1327. Okay.Copy !req
1328. Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom...Copy !req
1329. to make one last change
to Lord Business' plan.Copy !req
1330. I move that we freeze the universe.
Can I get a second on that?Copy !req
1331. I second.Copy !req
1332. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
1333. Bruce Wayne? Uh, who's that?Copy !req
1334. Sounds like a cool guy.Copy !req
1335. We'd like to invest in your company.Copy !req
1336. Your weapon to control
the universe sounds super sweet...Copy !req
1337. - ... I must say.
- It is, indeed, super sweet.Copy !req
1338. Cool. What kind of sound system
does it have?Copy !req
1339. Uh, sound system?
Well, I mean, we have an iPod Shuffle.Copy !req
1340. Wait a second.Copy !req
1341. You're telling me you have
a machine to control the universe...Copy !req
1342. and you can't listen to tunes
in surround sound?Copy !req
1343. Embarrassing.Copy !req
1344. Well, I mean...Copy !req
1345. we need to get that done.
I want eight-foot speakers.Copy !req
1346. Great call.Copy !req
1347. Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug
with your arms and your legs...Copy !req
1348. and just feel the beat.Copy !req
1349. Listen up! We need new instructions
for a speaker system for the TAKOS:Copy !req
1350. We'll never help.Copy !req
1351. Whatever you say, boss.Copy !req
1352. Then once the instructions are printed...Copy !req
1353. Wyldstyle and I will
enter the Kragle room...Copy !req
1354. place the thing on the other thing...Copy !req
1355. and save the universe.Copy !req
1356. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I didn't draw that.
Is that me exploding?Copy !req
1357. Uh, I didn't mention that earlier?Copy !req
1358. When you reunite the Piece
with the Kragle, it might explode?Copy !req
1359. No! But it might not, right?Copy !req
1360. Sure, sure, sure. Let's go with that.Copy !req
1361. Attention, everybody!
Incoming speaker delivery!Copy !req
1362. Ow!Copy !req
1363. Who are you two?Copy !req
1364. We are transfers from downstairs.Copy !req
1365. - What?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
1366. Your robot voice
sounds an awful lot like a human voice.Copy !req
1367. Give me a break.
I've never been a robot before.Copy !req
1368. What do you mean?
You have always been a robot!Copy !req
1369. No, no, no, do not listen to her.Copy !req
1370. What are your robot serial numbers?Copy !req
1371. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1372. No way. This is my jam.Copy !req
1373. This is also my jam.Copy !req
1374. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1375. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
1376. - Needs great harmonies.
- I don't want to sing the song. I'm not—Copy !req
1377. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1378. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
1379. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1380. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
1381. Quick, let's go.Copy !req
1382. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1383. Hmm, I thought you didn't like that song.Copy !req
1384. I don't.Copy !req
1385. Mm-hm.Copy !req
1386. I know you put on this tough act...Copy !req
1387. but I don't think you're as mean
as you're trying to seem.Copy !req
1388. I'm not mean. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1389. I'm just saying, you were all,
"He's not The Special, Vitruvius.Copy !req
1390. He can't possibly be The Special.
This guy? Are you kidding me?"Copy !req
1391. Anyways, I don't think that's you.Copy !req
1392. The real you, anyway.Copy !req
1393. Look, Emmet.Copy !req
1394. I wanted it to be me, okay?Copy !req
1395. I wanted to be The Special.Copy !req
1396. And I know that sounds super mature.
It's just...Copy !req
1397. ever since I heard the prophecy,
I wanted to be the One.Copy !req
1398. I was right there in that construction site...Copy !req
1399. right on top of it, and then...Copy !req
1400. it turned out to be you.Copy !req
1401. That night in the city,
when you thought I was The Special...Copy !req
1402. and you said I was talented
and important...Copy !req
1403. that was the first time anyone
had ever really told me that.Copy !req
1404. And it made me
wanna do everything I could...Copy !req
1405. to be the guy you were talking about.Copy !req
1406. Lucy.Copy !req
1407. What?Copy !req
1408. That was my real name.Copy !req
1409. You asked earlier, and it's...Copy !req
1410. Lucy.Copy !req
1411. I really like that name.Copy !req
1412. Hey.Copy !req
1413. - What are you two losers talking about?
- Huh? What? Oh, nothing.Copy !req
1414. Thought I'd help you guys.
Left the weird cat thing to stall.Copy !req
1415. Business, business, business. Numbers.Copy !req
1416. - Is this working?
Yes.Copy !req
1417. Yay!Copy !req
1418. There's Bad Cop.Copy !req
1419. Oh, Danny boy, the pipes—Copy !req
1420. Okay. Wait for my signal.Copy !req
1421. Good luck, Emmet.Copy !req
1422. Lucy.Copy !req
1423. I guess this might be goodbye.Copy !req
1424. I don't like goodbyes.
Let's just call this:Copy !req
1425. "See you later, alligator."Copy !req
1426. "See you later, alligator"?Copy !req
1427. After a while, crocodile.Copy !req
1428. Who's Lucy?Copy !req
1429. Batman, when we get inside this room...Copy !req
1430. there are gonna be
audio sensors everywhere.Copy !req
1431. We have to be really, really quiet.Copy !req
1432. Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb
instructions. Stop yelling at me.Copy !req
1433. Benny, what's our status with the shield?Copy !req
1434. Oh, yeah, no, it's going great.Copy !req
1435. It's just going great,
if somebody would listen to me!Copy !req
1436. Downloading latest episode
of Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
1437. Where are you
getting "pants" from? You know what I want!Copy !req
1438. The pipes are calling—Copy !req
1439. Bad Cop.Copy !req
1440. Hi, this is Lord Business' assistant.Copy !req
1441. He would like you to come
to his office immediately.Copy !req
1442. Copy that.Copy !req
1443. - Thanks.
- You are welcome, sir.Copy !req
1444. Hey, who is that?Copy !req
1445. That's the signal...Copy !req
1446. but the shield is still up.Copy !req
1447. We'll wing it.Copy !req
1448. That's a bat pun.Copy !req
1449. Shh. Benny...Copy !req
1450. disable the shield.Copy !req
1451. Disable the shield.
Now.Copy !req
1452. Disable the shield.Copy !req
1453. - Searching for Albanian restaurants.
- What?Copy !req
1454. - No! I never once said anything—!
I don't understand what you mean.Copy !req
1455. Disable the shield!Copy !req
1456. Benny, what's going on?Copy !req
1457. Disable the shield! Come on!Copy !req
1458. You are undermining me!Copy !req
1459. Which phrase
would you like me to underline?Copy !req
1460. Disable the shield!Copy !req
1461. Let me try.Copy !req
1462. Be ye disabling of yon shield.Copy !req
1463. Disabling shield.Copy !req
1464. What?Copy !req
1465. Okay, in three...Copy !req
1466. two...Copy !req
1467. one.Copy !req
1468. Let's do this.Copy !req
1469. Lucy!Copy !req
1470. Lucy!Copy !req
1471. No!Copy !req
1472. Oh, man.Copy !req
1473. Oh, no.Copy !req
1474. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1475. Sneaking around the corner...Copy !req
1476. - Unh!
- Vitruvius.Copy !req
1477. I see you've accidentally
wandered into my Think Tank.Copy !req
1478. And by the way,
I found a few of your friends.Copy !req
1479. - By which I mean all of them!
- Sorry!Copy !req
1480. Acceptable work, Bad Cop.Copy !req
1481. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1482. Robots, destroy this old man at once.Copy !req
1483. Did you just call me "old"?Copy !req
1484. Yeah. So what?Copy !req
1485. Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word...Copy !req
1486. "experienced"!Copy !req
1487. Aha.Copy !req
1488. You see, Emmet?Copy !req
1489. A corrupted spirit is no match
for the purity of imagina—Copy !req
1490. - Ha-ha-ha!
Vitruvius!Copy !req
1491. No!Copy !req
1492. Vitruvius.Copy !req
1493. My sweet Emmet. Come closer.Copy !req
1494. You must know something
about the prophecy.Copy !req
1495. I know, I'm doing my best...Copy !req
1496. but I don't—Copy !req
1497. The prophecy...Copy !req
1498. I made it up.Copy !req
1499. What?Copy !req
1500. I made it up. It's not true.Copy !req
1501. But that means I'm just—Copy !req
1502. I'm not The Special?Copy !req
1503. You must listen.Copy !req
1504. What I'm about to tell you...Copy !req
1505. will change the course of history.Copy !req
1506. No.Copy !req
1507. No.Copy !req
1508. Hey.Copy !req
1509. Not so special anymore, huh?Copy !req
1510. Well, guess what.Copy !req
1511. No one ever told me I was special.Copy !req
1512. I never got a trophy just for showing up!Copy !req
1513. I'm not some special little snowflake...Copy !req
1514. no.Copy !req
1515. But as unspecial as I am...Copy !req
1516. you are a thousand-billion times...Copy !req
1517. more unspecial than me.Copy !req
1518. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact Zero.Copy !req
1519. Yes, Lord Business.Copy !req
1520. It must be weird.Copy !req
1521. One minute, you're the most
special person in the universe.Copy !req
1522. And the next minute, you're nobody.Copy !req
1523. Oh, I have a nice spot
for this in my relic room.Copy !req
1524. Uh-oh! My mistake!Copy !req
1525. There it goes!Copy !req
1526. No!Copy !req
1527. Bye-bye forever!Copy !req
1528. Well, I guess
there's only one thing left to do!Copy !req
1529. Release the Kragle!Copy !req
1530. - Computer!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1531. Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi.Copy !req
1532. No problem.Copy !req
1533. - Then terminate everyone.
- Already on it.Copy !req
1534. Emmet, that should give you enough time...Copy !req
1535. to witness the first location to be Kragled.Copy !req
1536. - Your hometown.
- No!Copy !req
1537. Bad Cop, unfortunately,
I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.Copy !req
1538. What? Sir.Copy !req
1539. It's not personal.Copy !req
1540. It's just business.Copy !req
1541. Lord Business.Copy !req
1542. Ciao.Copy !req
1543. Beginning zapping termination...Copy !req
1544. in 99 Mississippi...Copy !req
1545. 98 Mississippi...Copy !req
1546. 97 Mississippi...Copy !req
1547. and so on.Copy !req
1548. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
1549. This is President Business.Copy !req
1550. Hello.Copy !req
1551. - Hi, welcome to Taco Tuesday!
- Whoa.Copy !req
1552. Don't worry about this big black...Copy !req
1553. monolith thing that's blocking out the sun.Copy !req
1554. What you need to worry about...Copy !req
1555. is this question that I'm about to ask you:Copy !req
1556. Who wants a taco?Copy !req
1557. Yeah! I know!Copy !req
1558. Tacos, tacos! We're going crazy! Yeah.Copy !req
1559. All right, everyone.Copy !req
1560. Act normal.Copy !req
1561. Perfect.Copy !req
1562. Now, everybody say "Freeze!"Copy !req
1563. So I guess running around
and screaming is normal.Copy !req
1564. Micro-managers,
commence micro-management.Copy !req
1565. Commencing micro-management.Copy !req
1566. What's going on? I can't move!Copy !req
1567. Please, please! Won't somebody help us?Copy !req
1568. Emmet, you'll think of something,
right? Like you always do.Copy !req
1569. Didn't you hear him?Copy !req
1570. The prophecy's made-up.Copy !req
1571. I'm not The Special.Copy !req
1572. And to think for a moment
I thought I might be.Copy !req
1573. Emmet.
- Who said that?Copy !req
1574. I did.Copy !req
1575. I am Ghost Vitruvius.Copy !req
1576. Woo!Copy !req
1577. Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier.Copy !req
1578. Because I died.Copy !req
1579. The reason I made up the prophecy...Copy !req
1580. was because I knew that
whoever found the Piece...Copy !req
1581. could become The Special.Copy !req
1582. Because the only thing
anyone needs to be special...Copy !req
1583. is to believe that you can be.Copy !req
1584. I know that sounds like a cat poster,
but it's true.Copy !req
1585. Look at what you did
when you believed you were special.Copy !req
1586. You just need to believe it some more.Copy !req
1587. But how can I just decide
to believe that I'm special...Copy !req
1588. when I'm not?Copy !req
1589. Because the world depends on it.Copy !req
1590. Woo!Copy !req
1591. Zapping termination in 35 Mississippi...Copy !req
1592. What?Copy !req
1593. 34 Mississippi...Copy !req
1594. 33 Mississippi...Copy !req
1595. 32 Mississippi...Copy !req
1596. 31 Mississippi...Copy !req
1597. 30 Mississippi...Copy !req
1598. 29 Mississippi...Copy !req
1599. 28 Mississippi, 27 Mississippi...Copy !req
1600. 26 Mississippi...Copy !req
1601. 25 Mississippi...Copy !req
1602. 24 Mississippi...Copy !req
1603. Emmet!Copy !req
1604. What are you—?Copy !req
1605. 18 Mississippi...Copy !req
1606. - ... 17 Mississippi...
Oh!Copy !req
1607. - ... 16 Mississippi...
- Lucy!Copy !req
1608. - ... 15 Mississippi...
- Wait! What are you—?Copy !req
1609. Now it's your turn to be the hero.Copy !req
1610. 13 Mississippi...
- No!Copy !req
1611. 12 Mississippi...Copy !req
1612. See you later, alligator.Copy !req
1613. Don't!Copy !req
1614. No, Emmet!Copy !req
1615. - Aah!
7 Mississippi...Copy !req
1616. 6 Mississippi...Copy !req
1617. 5 Mississippi...Copy !req
1618. 4 Mississippi...Copy !req
1619. 3 Mississippi...Copy !req
1620. 2 Mississippi...Copy !req
1621. 1 Mississippi...Copy !req
1622. 0 Missi— Error.Copy !req
1623. Termination failure.Copy !req
1624. Emmet!Copy !req
1625. No.Copy !req
1626. He... He saved us.Copy !req
1627. Well, what do we do now?Copy !req
1628. There's gotta be a bright side...Copy !req
1629. here somewhere.Copy !req
1630. Does anyone have any ideas?Copy !req
1631. Emmet had ideas.Copy !req
1632. Arr, if only there were more people
in the world like he.Copy !req
1633. Maybe there are.Copy !req
1634. Meet me downstairs in 10 seconds.Copy !req
1635. Honey, where are my...Copy !req
1636. pant—?Copy !req
1637. - Hi!
Hey, guess what.Copy !req
1638. Found your pants. Series is over. Benny...Copy !req
1639. send this out to everyone in the universe.Copy !req
1640. 1980-something technology?Copy !req
1641. Now you're talking!Copy !req
1642. Uh... Ahem. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
1643. You don't know me,
but I'm on TV, so you can trust me.Copy !req
1644. I know things seem kind of bad right now.Copy !req
1645. But there is a way out of this.Copy !req
1646. This is Emmet.Copy !req
1647. And he was just like all of you.Copy !req
1648. A face in the crowd...Copy !req
1649. following the same instructions as you.Copy !req
1650. He was so good at fitting in,
no one ever saw him.Copy !req
1651. And I owe you an apology...Copy !req
1652. because I used to look down
on people like that.Copy !req
1653. "I used to think they were followers...Copy !req
1654. with no ideas or vision."Copy !req
1655. Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas.Copy !req
1656. And even though they seemed weird...Copy !req
1657. and kind of pointless...Copy !req
1658. they actually came closer...Copy !req
1659. than anyone else to saving the universe.Copy !req
1660. And now we have to finish what he started...Copy !req
1661. by making whatever weird thing
pops into our heads.Copy !req
1662. All of you have the ability
inside of you to be a groundbreaker.Copy !req
1663. And I mean literally!Copy !req
1664. Break the ground!Copy !req
1665. Peel up the pieces...Copy !req
1666. tear apart your walls!Copy !req
1667. Build things only you could build.Copy !req
1668. Defend yourselves.Copy !req
1669. We need to fight back
against President Business'...Copy !req
1670. plans to freeze us!Copy !req
1671. Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
1672. It will be known as Freedom Friday!Copy !req
1673. But still on a Tuesday!Copy !req
1674. End of the line.Copy !req
1675. Bad Cop?Copy !req
1676. I hope there's still a Good Cop
in me somewhere.Copy !req
1677. I'll hold these guys off.
You go stop them. Yay!Copy !req
1678. Great idea, but how will we get there?Copy !req
1679. T-minus one.Copy !req
1680. Ten, nine, eight...Copy !req
1681. - ... seven, six...
- I could, uh...Copy !req
1682. - ... five, four...
- I could build a...Copy !req
1683. three, two, one.Copy !req
1684. I could build a spaceship!Copy !req
1685. You're not gonna say no?Copy !req
1686. Build away, whatever your name is.Copy !req
1687. - Whoa! Yay!
- Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1688. Okay. Spaceship! Spaceship!Copy !req
1689. Spaceship!Copy !req
1690. Spaceship!Copy !req
1691. Spaceship!Copy !req
1692. Spaceship!Copy !req
1693. Spaceship!Copy !req
1694. Spaceship!Copy !req
1695. Spaceship!Copy !req
1696. All units, attack that spaceship.Copy !req
1697. Spaceship!Copy !req
1698. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1699. Spaceship!Copy !req
1700. Wyldstyle, look...Copy !req
1701. it's the citizens!Copy !req
1702. Tallyho!Copy !req
1703. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1704. And don't forget us MasterBuilders.Copy !req
1705. What is going on?Copy !req
1706. You stop...Copy !req
1707. building that stuff!Copy !req
1708. Just stop it!Copy !req
1709. Great job!Copy !req
1710. This might actually work.Copy !req
1711. 'Twas your speech
which roused this hearty crew.Copy !req
1712. If only Emmet were here to see this.Copy !req
1713. He'd say something adorable like...Copy !req
1714. Am I just gonna keep...Copy !req
1715. falling...Copy !req
1716. forever?Copy !req
1717. Is this another vision?Copy !req
1718. Where am I?Copy !req
1719. Is that the Office Tower?Copy !req
1720. Bricksburg!Copy !req
1721. What was that?Copy !req
1722. No, no, no.Copy !req
1723. No!Copy !req
1724. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!Copy !req
1725. - Pew!
What in the world is that?Copy !req
1726. It's adorable.Copy !req
1727. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1728. No. No. Whoa, no, no, no.Copy !req
1729. Hey, don't eat me. Don't eat me.Copy !req
1730. Do not eat me. Please.Copy !req
1731. Hi, Emmet.Copy !req
1732. Uh...Copy !req
1733. Hi?Copy !req
1734. Is this The Man—?Copy !req
1735. The Man Upstairs?Copy !req
1736. What happened?Copy !req
1737. No, no, no, this is a disaster.Copy !req
1738. Why—? Why—? What? What?Copy !req
1739. What?Copy !req
1740. Why is the dragon on top
of the luxury condo development?Copy !req
1741. But I was just playing—Copy !req
1742. I know it's hard to understand...Copy !req
1743. but this is Dad's stuff, okay?Copy !req
1744. All of this that you see before you...Copy !req
1745. is all your father's.Copy !req
1746. And everything is thought-out very—Copy !req
1747. What did you do down here?Copy !req
1748. Did you take the top off of the tower?Copy !req
1749. It was an accident.Copy !req
1750. You accidentally...Copy !req
1751. expertly...Copy !req
1752. carefully took the entire top
off of that tower?Copy !req
1753. Yes.Copy !req
1754. You know the rules. This isn't a toy.Copy !req
1755. - Um, well, it kind of is.
- No.Copy !req
1756. Actually, it's a highly sophisticated
interlocking brick system.Copy !req
1757. - But we bought it at the toy store.
- We did.Copy !req
1758. But the way I'm using it
makes it an adult thing.Copy !req
1759. The box for this one said ages 8 to 14.Copy !req
1760. That's a suggestion.
They have to put that on there.Copy !req
1761. You can't expect me to be able
to resist playing with all this.Copy !req
1762. You have your stuff over near
the Christmas decorations.Copy !req
1763. All those bricks,
you can build anything you want.Copy !req
1764. Finn, we're gonna play a little game.
It's called:Copy !req
1765. "Let's Put Everything Back
the Way You Found It."Copy !req
1766. But, Dad, you don't understand.Copy !req
1767. So I can make things
the way they're supposed to be.Copy !req
1768. Permanently.Copy !req
1769. More Kragles?Copy !req
1770. This rebellion ends right now.Copy !req
1771. Commencing...Copy !req
1772. micro-management.Copy !req
1773. Oh, no. No!Copy !req
1774. Ha, ha! Fire in the hole!Copy !req
1775. Wait, what's happening?Copy !req
1776. No, wait! No, we're going down! Mayday!Copy !req
1777. No!Copy !req
1778. Meow. Meow.Copy !req
1779. Hold on, Jeff. We're coming for you!Copy !req
1780. No!Copy !req
1781. Stop!Copy !req
1782. Oh, no!Copy !req
1783. Arr, there be too many Micro-managers!Copy !req
1784. What am I holding here?Copy !req
1785. - It's a battleship.
- No, it's a hodgepodge. That's what it is.Copy !req
1786. What's Batman doing on it?Copy !req
1787. What is this, a robot pirate?Copy !req
1788. Dang it.Copy !req
1789. Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!Copy !req
1790. You got glue all over
that construction worker.Copy !req
1791. Here. Give that to me.Copy !req
1792. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1793. All of those are my friends! No, stop it!Copy !req
1794. Ye were a hearty crew. But it be...Copy !req
1795. It be over.Copy !req
1796. No!Copy !req
1797. The Piece of Resistance!Copy !req
1798. I can still save them!Copy !req
1799. Let's get this gunk
off this construction worker.Copy !req
1800. He's not just a construction worker, Dad.
He's the hero.Copy !req
1801. Nope, he's not.Copy !req
1802. He is a ordinary, regular...Copy !req
1803. generic construction worker...Copy !req
1804. and I need to put him back
where he belongs.Copy !req
1805. Now, where is my X-Acto knife?Copy !req
1806. I gotta get the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
1807. If I could get the attention
of the smaller creature...Copy !req
1808. I gotta move.Copy !req
1809. Where is that?Copy !req
1810. Move!Copy !req
1811. All right.Copy !req
1812. Move!Copy !req
1813. Now, I didn't move—Copy !req
1814. Ow.Copy !req
1815. Uh, Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1816. I think I saw the X-Acto over there
near Middle Zealand.Copy !req
1817. Oh, great. Thank you.Copy !req
1818. Welcome.Copy !req
1819. It's up to you now, Emmet.Copy !req
1820. Believe.Copy !req
1821. I know that sounds like a cat poster...Copy !req
1822. but it's true.Copy !req
1823. Whoa!Copy !req
1824. Sorry, street.Copy !req
1825. Ho-ho!Copy !req
1826. I can see everything.Copy !req
1827. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1828. What the heck is this?Copy !req
1829. I am a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
1830. Release every Micro-manager we have!Copy !req
1831. Let's get him, fellas!Copy !req
1832. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
1833. - Emmet!
- Emmet! Yay!Copy !req
1834. Lucy, I'm going inside that thing.Copy !req
1835. You've got it, Emmet.Copy !req
1836. Take that! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1837. Good night! Come here!Copy !req
1838. We'll help you out, kid.Copy !req
1839. Here's how we do it pirate-style!Copy !req
1840. Yes! Emmet! That's it!Copy !req
1841. Take him down, boys!Copy !req
1842. Emmet!Copy !req
1843. Stay positive.Copy !req
1844. They're tearing me apart!Copy !req
1845. Stay positive.Copy !req
1846. Come on!Copy !req
1847. Oh, forget it!Copy !req
1848. You all need to be more friendly!Copy !req
1849. Emmet, go!Copy !req
1850. Go! Now's your...Copy !req
1851. - ... chance!
She's right!Copy !req
1852. - You can do it, me laddie!
Go on, kid. Get in there!Copy !req
1853. Sir, we got an intrud—!Copy !req
1854. Lord Business.Copy !req
1855. Back from the dead, Brickowski?Copy !req
1856. Well, you're too late!Copy !req
1857. Skeletrons, get him!Copy !req
1858. Argh! I can't move!Copy !req
1859. You see, your friends...Copy !req
1860. oh, they're finished!Copy !req
1861. My world is almost finished.Copy !req
1862. The last thing I need to do is finish...Copy !req
1863. - ... you.
- No, stop! Please!Copy !req
1864. If you do one more thing,
I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon.Copy !req
1865. Your secret weapon?Copy !req
1866. Yes, it's called:Copy !req
1867. The Power of The Special.Copy !req
1868. That sounds dumb.Copy !req
1869. All right, here it comes.
My secret weapon...Copy !req
1870. is this.Copy !req
1871. What is that? Is it super small?
I don't see anything.Copy !req
1872. It's my hand. I want you to take it.Copy !req
1873. You want me to take your hand off?Copy !req
1874. No, I want you to join me.Copy !req
1875. Look at all of these things that people built.Copy !req
1876. You might see a mess...Copy !req
1877. Exactly. And a bunch
of weird, dorky stuff...Copy !req
1878. that ruined my perfectly good stuff!Copy !req
1879. Okay. What I see...Copy !req
1880. are people inspired by each other...Copy !req
1881. and by you.Copy !req
1882. People taking what you made...Copy !req
1883. and making something new out of it.Copy !req
1884. Finn, did you make all of this?Copy !req
1885. The people are trying to stop
President Business...Copy !req
1886. from using the Kragle.Copy !req
1887. What's the Kragle?Copy !req
1888. Um, it's in there.Copy !req
1889. In here?Copy !req
1890. So President Business is the bad guy?Copy !req
1891. If...Copy !req
1892. If the construction guy...Copy !req
1893. said something
to President Business...Copy !req
1894. what would he say?Copy !req
1895. You...Copy !req
1896. don't have to be...Copy !req
1897. the bad guy.Copy !req
1898. You...Copy !req
1899. are the most talented...Copy !req
1900. most interesting...Copy !req
1901. and most extraordinary person
in the universe.Copy !req
1902. And you are capable of amazing things...Copy !req
1903. because you are The Special.Copy !req
1904. And so am I.Copy !req
1905. And so is everyone.Copy !req
1906. The prophecy is made-up...Copy !req
1907. but it's also true.Copy !req
1908. It's about all of us.Copy !req
1909. Right now, it's about you.Copy !req
1910. And you...Copy !req
1911. still...Copy !req
1912. can change everything.Copy !req
1913. Oh, we got a hugger.Copy !req
1914. Be careful.Copy !req
1915. I have been told it might explode.Copy !req
1916. Phew.Copy !req
1917. Emmet, thank you.Copy !req
1918. And I just want you to know,
from the bottom of my heart...Copy !req
1919. from this moment forward...Copy !req
1920. I solemnly promise that I will never—Copy !req
1921. Emmet!Copy !req
1922. Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay?Copy !req
1923. Where's Lucy?Copy !req
1924. Emmet!Copy !req
1925. Lucy!Copy !req
1926. We did it.Copy !req
1927. Oh. Uh, Emmet, wait.Copy !req
1928. Batman, there's something
I need to say to you.Copy !req
1929. No. Wyldstyle—Copy !req
1930. I mean...Copy !req
1931. Lucy.Copy !req
1932. He's the hero you deserve.Copy !req
1933. Uh...
- Thanks, Batman.Copy !req
1934. I liked Emmet before it was cool.Copy !req
1935. Whoops, I have the antidote for the Kragle.Copy !req
1936. How did that happen?Copy !req
1937. Yay!Copy !req
1938. - De-Kragler.
Watch this.Copy !req
1939. - Yay!
- Oh, Mommy, Daddy.Copy !req
1940. You're okay!Copy !req
1941. - Oh, son!
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
1942. We're okay, son. Ha, ha.Copy !req
1943. Guys, time to come up for dinner.
It's Taco Tuesday, your favorite.Copy !req
1944. - Okay, honey. We'll be up in a sec.
- Yeah, we'll be up in a sec!Copy !req
1945. - I gotta tell you something.
What?Copy !req
1946. Now that I'm letting you
come down here and play...Copy !req
1947. guess who else gets to
come down here and play?Copy !req
1948. - Who?
- Your sister.Copy !req
1949. What?Copy !req
1950. Well, things sure have a way
of working out smoothly.Copy !req
1951. Am I right, guys?Copy !req
1952. What?Copy !req
1953. We're from the Planet Duplon.Copy !req
1954. We are here to destroy you.Copy !req
1955. Oh, man.Copy !req
1956. Yes, this is real music.Copy !req
1957. Dark, brooding...Copy !req
1958. important...Copy !req
1959. groundbreaking.Copy !req
1960. Check out the lyrics.Copy !req
1961. DarknessCopy !req
1962. No parentsCopy !req
1963. Continued darknessCopy !req
1964. More darkness. Get it?Copy !req
1965. The opposite of lightCopy !req
1966. Black holeCopy !req
1967. Curtains drawnCopy !req
1968. In the basementCopy !req
1969. Middle of the nightCopy !req
1970. Blacked-out windowsCopy !req
1971. Other places that are darkCopy !req
1972. Black suitCopy !req
1973. Black coffeeCopy !req
1974. You get it. That's just the first verse.Copy !req
1975. DarknessCopy !req
1976. No parentsCopy !req
1977. Super richCopy !req
1978. Kind of makes it betterCopy !req