1. He is coming.Copy !req
2. Cover your butt.Copy !req
3. Cover the what?Copy !req
4. Vitruvius.Copy !req
5. Lord Business.Copy !req
6. You've hidden the Kragle well, old man.Copy !req
7. Robots, destroy him!Copy !req
8. Yes, Lord Business.Copy !req
9. Your robots are no match
for a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
10. For I see everything!Copy !req
11. My eyes!Copy !req
12. The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon...Copy !req
13. is mine.Copy !req
14. Oh, the Kragle!Copy !req
15. Now my evil power will be unlimited!
Can you feel me?Copy !req
16. I can feel you.Copy !req
17. Nothing's gonna stop me now.Copy !req
18. Wait. There was a prophecy.Copy !req
19. Oh, now there's a prophecy.Copy !req
20. About the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
21. Oh, yes! The supposed
missing Piece of Resistance...Copy !req
22. that can somehow magically
disarm the Kragle.Copy !req
23. Give me a break!Copy !req
24. One day, a talented less or fellowCopy !req
25. A Special One with face of yellowCopy !req
26. Will make the Piece of Resistance foundCopy !req
27. From its hiding refuge undergroundCopy !req
28. And with a noble army at the helmCopy !req
29. This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realmCopy !req
30. And be the greatest
Most interestingCopy !req
31. Most important person of all timesCopy !req
32. All of this is trueCopy !req
33. Because it rhymesCopy !req
34. Oh, wow.Copy !req
35. That was a great, inspiring legend...Copy !req
36. that you made up.Copy !req
37. A "Special One"?Copy !req
38. What a bunch of hippie-dippie baloney.Copy !req
39. Good morning, apartment!Copy !req
40. Good morning, doorway!
Good morning, wall.Copy !req
41. Good morning, ceiling.
Good morning, floor!Copy !req
42. Ready to start the day!Copy !req
43. Here it is!Copy !req
44. "Instructions to fit in...Copy !req
45. have everybody like you...Copy !req
46. and always be happy!Copy !req
47. Step one:Copy !req
48. Breathe."Copy !req
49. Okay, got that one down.Copy !req
50. "Step two: Greet the day,
smile and say..."Copy !req
51. Good morning, city!Copy !req
52. - Good morning, city!
- Good morning, city!Copy !req
53. - Good morning, city!
- Top of the morning to you there, city!Copy !req
54. - Good morning, city! How you doing?
- Good morning, city!Copy !req
55. "Step three: Exercise."Copy !req
56. Jumping jacks. Hit them!Copy !req
57. One!Copy !req
58. Two!Copy !req
59. Three!Copy !req
60. I am so pumped up!Copy !req
61. "Step four: Shower."Copy !req
62. And always be sure to keep
the soap out of your...!Copy !req
63. Shave your face.Copy !req
64. Brush your teeth.Copy !req
65. Comb your hair.Copy !req
66. "Wear clothes."Copy !req
67. I almost forgot that one!Copy !req
68. No. No. No.Copy !req
69. Not that. Wrong.Copy !req
70. And that's it. Check.Copy !req
71. Step nine: Eat a complete breakfast...Copy !req
72. with all the special people in your life.Copy !req
73. Hey, Plantie, what do you
wanna do this morning?Copy !req
74. Watch TV? Me too!Copy !req
75. Hi, I'm President Business...Copy !req
76. president of the Octan Corporation
and the world.Copy !req
77. Let's take extra care
to follow the instructions,Copy !req
78. or you'll be put to sleep.Copy !req
79. And don't forget Taco Tuesday's
coming next week!Copy !req
80. That's the day every rule-following citizen
gets a free taco and my love!Copy !req
81. Have a great day, everybody!Copy !req
82. You have a great day too,
President Business.Copy !req
83. Man, he's such a cool guy.
I always wanna hear more of what...Copy !req
84. Wait, did he say "put to sleep"?Copy !req
85. Tonight on
Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
86. Honey, where are my pants?Copy !req
87. What was I just thinking?
I don't care.Copy !req
88. "Step 11: Greet your neighbors."Copy !req
89. - Hey, Joe.
- Hey, pal.Copy !req
90. Hey, Surfer Dave.Copy !req
91. Hey, brah.Copy !req
92. - Oh, good morning, Sherrie.
- Hey, fella.Copy !req
93. Oh, hey, Jasmine, Dexter.Copy !req
94. Angie, Loki, Bad Leroy.Copy !req
95. Fluffy, Fluffy Junior, Fluffy Senior.Copy !req
96. Jeff.Copy !req
97. Step 12:
Obey all traffic signs and regulations.Copy !req
98. Step 13: Enjoy popular music.Copy !req
99. Top of the charts again...Copy !req
100. - it's "Everything Is Awesome."
- Oh, my gosh, I love this song!Copy !req
101. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
102. Everything is coolCopy !req
103. When you're part of a teamCopy !req
104. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
105. When we're living ourCopy !req
106. DreamCopy !req
107. Always use a turn signal.Copy !req
108. Park between the lines. Yes!Copy !req
109. Drop off dry-cleaning before noon.Copy !req
110. Read the headlines.Copy !req
111. Don't forget to smile.Copy !req
112. Always root for the local sports team.Copy !req
113. Go, Sports Team!Copy !req
114. Always return a compliment.Copy !req
115. - Hey, you look nice.
- So do you!Copy !req
116. Drink overpriced coffee.Copy !req
117. Here you go. That's $37.Copy !req
118. Awesome!Copy !req
119. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
120. Did you see
Where Are My Pants? last night?Copy !req
121. "Honey, where's my pants?"Copy !req
122. Classic episode.Copy !req
123. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
124. Instructions coming in from Central.Copy !req
125. Okay, it says here to take
everything weird and blow it up.Copy !req
126. All right, Cylinderheads...Copy !req
127. let's make it look
like it does in the instructions!Copy !req
128. Hey, buddy!Copy !req
129. I need a 1-by-2 key hole.Copy !req
130. No problem, Michael.Copy !req
131. We need a 2-by-2 macaroni.Copy !req
132. 2-by-2 macaroni flying in. Here's one.Copy !req
133. Guys, got a 1-by-1
with an indented stud on one side.Copy !req
134. - Cheese slopes. Come on, everybody.
- Roger that, Roger.Copy !req
135. Look alive, coming at you.Copy !req
136. Can I get a couple LURPs over here?Copy !req
137. - Thanks, Gail.
- Guys, watch me drill this down.Copy !req
138. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
139. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
140. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
141. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
142. Have you heard the news?
Everyone's talkin'Copy !req
143. Life is good
Because everything's awesomeCopy !req
144. Man, I feel so good right now!
I could sing this song for hours!Copy !req
145. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
146. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
147. When you're part of a team!Copy !req
148. Yeah!Copy !req
149. I'm going to the sports bar
after work tonight.Copy !req
150. Who wants to eat some delicious
chicken wings and get crazy?Copy !req
151. Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!Copy !req
152. Hey, who wants to share a croissant
with this guy?Copy !req
153. Croissants? I love croissants.Copy !req
154. Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.Copy !req
155. Giant sausages? No way!Copy !req
156. You know what I love to do?Copy !req
157. Is share a meal
with the special people in my life.Copy !req
158. Fred, Barry, Gail, me and you?Copy !req
159. No, wait, guys!Copy !req
160. Wait up! Okay, I'll meet you there.Copy !req
161. Where did it go?Copy !req
162. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
163. I think I heard a whoosh.Copy !req
164. Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this...Copy !req
165. but, I don't think
you're supposed to be here.Copy !req
166. Yeah, the rules specifically state...Copy !req
167. work site closes at 6,
it's a hard-hat area only.Copy !req
168. That's not official safety orange.Copy !req
169. "If you see anything weird,
report it immediately."Copy !req
170. Well, I guess I'm gonna...Copy !req
171. have to report you...Copy !req
172. Where are you going? Miss!
I didn't mean to scare you! I'm sor...Copy !req
173. Hey! That's not so bad.Copy !req
174. Hey.Copy !req
175. What is that?Copy !req
176. Come here.Copy !req
177. What do I do?
I don't have my instructions.Copy !req
178. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
179. Touch the Piece. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
180. I feel like maybe I should touch that.Copy !req
181. It's so...Copy !req
182. interesting.Copy !req
183. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
184. It's so interesting.Copy !req
185. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
186. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
187. Touch the Piece.Copy !req
188. Touch the...Copy !req
189. A Special One with face of yellowCopy !req
190. Will make the Piece of Resistance foundCopy !req
191. From its hiding refuge undergroundCopy !req
192. What's going on down here?Copy !req
193. This MasterBuilder will thwart
The Kragle and save the realmCopy !req
194. Come on, Emmet!Copy !req
195. The Special has arisen.Copy !req
196. It's your turn to be the hero.Copy !req
197. Wake up.Copy !req
198. Come on, wake up!Copy !req
199. Where are the MasterBuilders?Copy !req
200. How did you find
the Piece of Resistance? Eh?Copy !req
201. - Where are the others hiding?
- Good morning, apartment?Copy !req
202. How did you find
the Piece of Resistance?Copy !req
203. The piece of what?Copy !req
204. The Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
205. I... I don't... Where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
206. "What's happening?"Copy !req
207. Playing dumb, MasterBuilder.Copy !req
208. No. I... "MasterBuilder"?Copy !req
209. - So you've never heard of the prophecy?
- No.Copy !req
210. Or The Special?Copy !req
211. No, no!Copy !req
212. You're a liar! We'll kill you!Copy !req
213. Look, um,
I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.Copy !req
214. Isn't there supposed to also be...?Copy !req
215. Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?Copy !req
216. Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.Copy !req
217. Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly
neighborhood police officer!Copy !req
218. - Would you like a glass of water?
- Yeah. Yeah, actually.Copy !req
219. Too bad.Copy !req
220. Security cameras picked up this.Copy !req
221. You were found at the construction site
convulsing with a strange piece.Copy !req
222. That's disgusting!Copy !req
223. Then why is it permanently stuck
to your back?Copy !req
224. Get it off me! Get it off me!Copy !req
225. It won't come off! It's chasing me!Copy !req
226. Look, it's not my fault!Copy !req
227. I have no idea how this thing
got on my back!Copy !req
228. Of course, buddy. I believe you.Copy !req
229. Great.Copy !req
230. I "believe" you too.Copy !req
231. You see the quotations
I'm making with my claw hands?Copy !req
232. It means I don't believe you!Copy !req
233. Why else would you show up
with that thing on your back...Copy !req
234. just three days before
President Business...Copy !req
235. is going to use the Kragle
to end the world?Copy !req
236. President Business is gonna end the world?Copy !req
237. But he's such a good guy.Copy !req
238. And Octan, they make good stuff.Copy !req
239. Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows...Copy !req
240. surveillance systems,
all history books, voting machines.Copy !req
241. Wait a minute.Copy !req
242. Come on, you can't be this stupid.Copy !req
243. This is a misunderstanding.Copy !req
244. I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy.Copy !req
245. I'm late to meet my best friends
in the whole world.Copy !req
246. They're probably missing me right now.Copy !req
247. They're probably out looking around.Copy !req
248. "Hey, where's Emmet?
Hey, where's my best friend Emmet?"Copy !req
249. Hey, you know what?
Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.Copy !req
250. Oh, we asked them, all right.Copy !req
251. Boom!Copy !req
252. That guy's not a criminal mastermind.Copy !req
253. See?Copy !req
254. Yeah. You know, he's kind of
an average, normal kind of guy.Copy !req
255. Thank you.Copy !req
256. But, you know, he's not, like...Copy !req
257. normal like us. No.Copy !req
258. He's not that special.Copy !req
259. Wait, I'm so confused.
Who are we talking about?Copy !req
260. Wait, does he work with us?Copy !req
261. Gail doesn't remember me?Copy !req
262. Look at Randy here.Copy !req
263. He likes sausage. That's something.Copy !req
264. Gail is perky. That's something.Copy !req
265. And Harry...Copy !req
266. - well...
- When you say Harry, I go:Copy !req
267. When you say the other guy, I go:Copy !req
268. Harry's the best!Copy !req
269. - Harry's got personality.
- He's weird! He's weird!Copy !req
270. I know that guy but I know, like,
zippy-zap about him.Copy !req
271. We just talked earlier.Copy !req
272. I mean, all he does is say yes...Copy !req
273. to everything everybody else is doing.Copy !req
274. You know, he's just sort of a ""Copy !req
275. Little bit of a blank slate, I guess.Copy !req
276. That'll be $42, please.Copy !req
277. We all have something that makes us
something and Emmet is...Copy !req
278. nothing.Copy !req
279. There you go.Copy !req
280. - I told you I was a nobody.
- Oh.Copy !req
281. It's the perfect cover.Copy !req
282. Cover? Cover for what?Copy !req
283. I can't break him.
Take him to the melting chamber.Copy !req
284. What?Copy !req
285. You're gonna melt me? Am I gonna die?Copy !req
286. You'll live. You'll be fine.Copy !req
287. President Business.
I have him right here, sir.Copy !req
288. Yes, we've told him he'll live
so he doesn't try to escape, but...Copy !req
289. we're lying to him.Copy !req
290. Wait, what did he just say?Copy !req
291. Hold still.Copy !req
292. Wait! There's obviously been a mix-up here.
You've got the wrong...Copy !req
293. That is gonna start hurting...Copy !req
294. pretty soon.Copy !req
295. No, no, no!Copy !req
296. Who are you?Copy !req
297. It's you?Copy !req
298. Come with me if you wanna not die.Copy !req
299. Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi...?Copy !req
300. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
301. Red alert, red alert.Copy !req
302. I need everyone, repeat:
everyone, to go after The Special.Copy !req
303. The tunnel's that way.Copy !req
304. Oh, boy!Copy !req
305. Oh, sir, you're brilliant.Copy !req
306. We'll build a motorcycle
out of the alleyway.Copy !req
307. So, didn't catch your name...Copy !req
308. or anything about what you're, up to.Copy !req
309. Or what we're doing here.Copy !req
310. It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended
to be a useless nobody...Copy !req
311. but you can drop the act with me.
It's cool.Copy !req
312. Oh, the act.Copy !req
313. Jump on. Let's go!Copy !req
314. - Hey, I...
- Hang on, sir.Copy !req
315. All units...Copy !req
316. cut him off on Elm, now!Copy !req
317. Or whenever you can.Copy !req
318. 10-4, Bad Cop.Copy !req
319. - Watch out!
- Hold on.Copy !req
320. We need to meet up with Vitruvius...Copy !req
321. and tell him the Piece has been found.Copy !req
322. They're up on the monorail.Copy !req
323. Release the copper choppers.Copy !req
324. Oh, no!Copy !req
325. Will you please tell me what is happening?Copy !req
326. I'm rescuing you, sir.
You're the one the prophecy spoke of.Copy !req
327. You're The Special.Copy !req
328. Me?Copy !req
329. You found the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
330. And the prophecy states...Copy !req
331. that you are the most important,
most talented...Copy !req
332. most interesting...Copy !req
333. and most extraordinary person
in the universe.Copy !req
334. That's you. Right?Copy !req
335. Yes. That's me.Copy !req
336. Great. You drive.Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. I wanna go home!Copy !req
339. This is not what I meant!Copy !req
340. Oh, no.Copy !req
341. Look out, Special!Copy !req
342. Sorry. Never driven a motorcycle. Sorry!Copy !req
343. Wow, he's amazing.Copy !req
344. That was incredible!Copy !req
345. You're even better
than the prophecy said you'd be.Copy !req
346. Really?Copy !req
347. I'm... I'm Wyldstyle.Copy !req
348. - Oh, I'm sorry, what was it?
- Wyldstyle.Copy !req
349. - "Wyldstyle"?
- Yep.Copy !req
350. - What are you, a DJ?
- No.Copy !req
351. - Oh, that's your name? "Wyldstyle"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
352. Like on your birth certificate,
it says "Wyldstyle."Copy !req
353. Let's not talk about my name!Copy !req
354. Don't let The Special get away.Copy !req
355. Sir, we've blocked the freeway.Copy !req
356. Hang on, sir!Copy !req
357. What are you doing?Copy !req
358. Let's fly!Copy !req
359. Head for the secret tunnel.Copy !req
360. These are the city limits.Copy !req
361. Let's just head for the tunnel.Copy !req
362. You want me to drive
into that weird swirly hole?Copy !req
363. Are you insane?Copy !req
364. Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!Copy !req
365. I can't do this!Copy !req
366. That is against the instructions!Copy !req
367. Wait, what's your favorite restaurant?Copy !req
368. Any chain restaurant.Copy !req
369. Favorite TV show?Copy !req
370. Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
371. Favorite song?Copy !req
372. Everything Is AwesomeCopy !req
373. Oh, no!Copy !req
374. Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!Copy !req
375. Wait. Where are we?Copy !req
376. This is so weir...!Copy !req
377. You're not The Special! You lied to me!Copy !req
378. It really kind of depends on...Copy !req
379. You're not even a MasterBuilder, are you?Copy !req
380. I mean, I know what a MasterBuilder is.Copy !req
381. Why don't you tell me what it is?
That way I could see if you're right.Copy !req
382. You've ruined the prophecy.Copy !req
383. Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just...Copy !req
384. You made being special sound so good.Copy !req
385. And to think I was going to follow you
to the end of the universe.Copy !req
386. You were?Copy !req
387. Here's the thing.Copy !req
388. How do we know for sure
that I'm not The Special?Copy !req
389. - We just don't know it yet.
- Quiet.Copy !req
390. Y'all want a giant turkey leg?Copy !req
391. Do you have any idea
what that does to your colon?Copy !req
392. - Oh, my G-O-S-H.
- Just put the hat on.Copy !req
393. And this. And this. And this.Copy !req
394. And this.Copy !req
395. And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
396. I'm not sure exactly
why you'd bring that up.Copy !req
397. It's super serious.Copy !req
398. You do not want to mess with him.Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. So don't get any ideas.Copy !req
401. I never have any ideas.Copy !req
402. Wait!Copy !req
403. - Stick them up.
- Hands where I can see them.Copy !req
404. Hey, listen. You think
you can explain why I'm dressed like this...Copy !req
405. and what those big words
in the sky were all about?Copy !req
406. And, like, where we are in time.Copy !req
407. Your home, Bricksburg,
is one of many realms in the universe.Copy !req
408. There's also this one...Copy !req
409. Pirate's Cove, Knight's Club,
Viking's Landing, Clown Town...Copy !req
410. a bunch of others
we don't need to mention.Copy !req
411. Lord Business,
or as you think you know him...Copy !req
412. President Business...Copy !req
413. stole the Kragle,
the most powerful object in the universe.Copy !req
414. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
415. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff.Copy !req
416. Piece of Resistance is The Special.Copy !req
417. I'm so pretty. I like you.Copy !req
418. But I'm angry with you for some reason.Copy !req
419. Tower at the end of the universe...Copy !req
420. put the Piece of Resistance
onto the Kragle...Copy !req
421. and disarm it forever.Copy !req
422. Great.Copy !req
423. I think I got it...Copy !req
424. but just in case...Copy !req
425. tell me the whole thing again.
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
426. Okay. All the people
of the universe were once free to travel...Copy !req
427. and mingle and build
whatever they wanted.Copy !req
428. But President Business
was confused by all the chaos.Copy !req
429. So he erected walls between the worlds...Copy !req
430. and became obsessed
with order and perfection.Copy !req
431. And he stole the mysterious...Copy !req
432. - secret super weapon called...
- The Kragle!Copy !req
433. and he hired Bad Cop...Copy !req
434. to hunt down all the MasterBuilders,
who were always changing everything.Copy !req
435. And those of us who remained...Copy !req
436. well, we went into hiding.
Built the tunnels to survive.Copy !req
437. And we search for the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
438. The only thing that can stop the Kragle.Copy !req
439. Kragle. I know that.Copy !req
440. It might have been that cop.
He said something about the Kragle.Copy !req
441. President Business
was going to use the Kragle...Copy !req
442. to end the world in three days.Copy !req
443. I can't make any sense of it.Copy !req
444. Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
445. I knew that was suspicious.
There's no time to lose.Copy !req
446. We must find Vitruvius and get to
the Office Tower before it's too late.Copy !req
447. Okay.Copy !req
448. How scary can someone's office be?Copy !req
449. President Business,
we're trying to locate the fugitive...Copy !req
450. but his face is so generic it matches
every other face in our database.Copy !req
451. Diabolical.Copy !req
452. Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office...Copy !req
453. - in 23 seconds. Ciao.
- Will do, sir.Copy !req
454. Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.Copy !req
455. Glad to hear it.
Let's rebuild that roof to be even higher!Copy !req
456. The roof team is on it.Copy !req
457. Sir, can you approve this poster
for Taco Tuesday?Copy !req
458. Perfect.Copy !req
459. - I love everyone in this room.
- We love you, sir!Copy !req
460. - Great job on the radio station.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
461. We love listening to this song
over and over again.Copy !req
462. Keep it up, guys.Copy !req
463. Honey, where are my...Copy !req
464. pants?Copy !req
465. Cut!Copy !req
466. Hilarious. That never gets old.Copy !req
467. It does not.Copy !req
468. Bad Cop is waiting for you
in your office.Copy !req
469. Wonderful. Fantastic.Copy !req
470. Would you cancel my 2:00?Copy !req
471. This next meeting could run a little bit...Copy !req
472. deadly.Copy !req
473. Activate helmet.Copy !req
474. Light sequence.Copy !req
475. Flame test.Copy !req
476. Engage dramatic entrance.Copy !req
477. Bad Cop.Copy !req
478. Lord Business.
I know The Special got away, but...Copy !req
479. Don't be so serious.Copy !req
480. Where's the other guy?Copy !req
481. - Hey, friend.
- Hey, buddy!Copy !req
482. - I missed you.
- Did you really?Copy !req
483. Have I ever shown you my relic collection?Copy !req
484. Nope. I don't think you have.Copy !req
485. Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.Copy !req
486. This one...Copy !req
487. is the Cloak of Ban Da'Id.Copy !req
488. I hear it's super painful to take off.Copy !req
489. - You wanna try it on?
- Well...Copy !req
490. No, but thank you.Copy !req
491. We've done some great work
over the years together, Bad Cop...Copy !req
492. capturing all those MasterBuilders...Copy !req
493. and torturing them and whatnot.Copy !req
494. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
495. Although...Copy !req
496. you did let the Piece of Resistance go.Copy !req
497. The one thing that can ruin my plans.Copy !req
498. The one thing that I
asked you to take care of.Copy !req
499. That's super frustrating.Copy !req
500. It makes me just wanna pick up whoever...Copy !req
501. is standing closest to me...Copy !req
502. and throw them through this window...Copy !req
503. and out into the infinite abyss
of nothingness!Copy !req
504. I wanna do it so bad.Copy !req
505. I know you do, sir. Please don't.Copy !req
506. And it's not just you, Bad Cop,
that keeps messing up my plans.Copy !req
507. People everywhere
are always messing with my stuff.Copy !req
508. But I have a way to fix that.Copy !req
509. A way to keep things exactly
the way they are supposed to be.Copy !req
510. Permanently.Copy !req
511. Behold...Copy !req
512. the most powerful weapon...Copy !req
513. of all the relics:Copy !req
514. The Kragle!Copy !req
515. As you can see, they're
loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs.Copy !req
516. I call it...Copy !req
517. the Tentacle Arm Kragle Outside Sprayer.Copy !req
518. Or TAKOS.Copy !req
519. The "S" is silent.Copy !req
520. So on Taco Tuesday...Copy !req
521. it's going to spray the Kragle
over everyone and everything...Copy !req
522. with a bunch of super-scary nozzles
like this one!Copy !req
523. - I'll show you how it works.
- Sir, I don't know if this is necessary.Copy !req
524. Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.Copy !req
525. I'll do it on your parents!Copy !req
526. What?Copy !req
527. - Hi, son.
- Hi!Copy !req
528. How's it going in the big city?Copy !req
529. Mommy. Daddy.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
530. Okay, Pa. I just want you to act naturally.Copy !req
531. - Like you're going about your day.
- Gotcha.Copy !req
532. Yeah. Keep your hand up like that.Copy !req
533. Ma, scoot...Copy !req
534. two steps in to the right.Copy !req
535. Pa, whenever I talk to Ma...Copy !req
536. - you start to move.
- Sorry, sir.Copy !req
537. Get back to where you were!Copy !req
538. - Here?
- Perfect.Copy !req
539. That's great. You can't do anything better.
No reason why you should move.Copy !req
540. Right.Copy !req
541. Now, Ma...Copy !req
542. hand on his shoulder. And you...Copy !req
543. Pa, you just moved and you've just wrecked it!Copy !req
544. You wrecked it!Copy !req
545. Bad Cop, you see what I'm talking about?Copy !req
546. All I'm asking for is total perfection.Copy !req
547. Send in a Micro-manager!Copy !req
548. Commencing micro-management.Copy !req
549. Hold still, you guys.Copy !req
550. And then...Copy !req
551. I just spray them...Copy !req
552. with the TAKOS.Copy !req
553. Oh, Pa, hold me.Copy !req
554. Oh, darling, I can't move my legs.Copy !req
555. Does that upset you, Bad Cop?Copy !req
556. Surely you feel bad for your parents,
and you wanna help them, don't you?Copy !req
557. We're okay, son. Just a little stuck, is all.Copy !req
558. Go ahead...Copy !req
559. finish the job.Copy !req
560. Of course, sir.Copy !req
561. No, I don't want to.Copy !req
562. - You have to.
- I don't want to.Copy !req
563. - Would you please be quiet?
- I can't.Copy !req
564. - You must. Shut it!
- But they...Copy !req
565. - It's not nice.
- It's your job, man.Copy !req
566. I can't do it.Copy !req
567. - They're innocent.
- Just as I thought.Copy !req
568. Your Good Cop side's
making you soft, Bad Cop.Copy !req
569. Robots!Copy !req
570. Bring me the fleece-crested
Scepter of Q-Teep...Copy !req
571. and the Põ-Lish Remover of Na-Il.Copy !req
572. You've already let The Special
get away once.Copy !req
573. Sir.Copy !req
574. I'm just gonna make sure
it doesn't happen again.Copy !req
575. No more Mr. Nice Guy!Copy !req
576. Oh, son!Copy !req
577. On Taco Tuesday,
I'm going to Kragleize the entire universe...Copy !req
578. so that everyone
will stop messing with my stuff!Copy !req
579. Are you gonna be with me...Copy !req
580. or are you gonna be stuck...Copy !req
581. having a tea party
with your mom and dad?Copy !req
582. Son?Copy !req
583. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
584. I have a job to do.Copy !req
585. All you have to do is blend in
and act like you belong here.Copy !req
586. Perfect.Copy !req
587. Well, hi there, I'm a cowboy!Copy !req
588. Bang, bang, bang-bang-bang-bang!Copy !req
589. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Bullet, bullet, gun.Copy !req
590. Zap, zap, zap, pow. Zap, pow.Copy !req
591. - - What are they looking at?
- I made a mistake.Copy !req
592. You should just be still. Act like a stool.Copy !req
593. - Wait!
- Howdy, guys!Copy !req
594. - Quiet. Nope, stools don't talk.
- Come sit on me.Copy !req
595. Okay.Copy !req
596. Let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
597. What a lady!Copy !req
598. Okay, let me just find the wizard...Copy !req
599. and get this over with.Copy !req
600. There he is.Copy !req
601. - Vitruvius.
- Who?Copy !req
602. I've never heard of that man,
whom I am not.Copy !req
603. - Who are you?
- It's me.Copy !req
604. I am a blind man and cannot see.Copy !req
605. It's Wyldstyle.Copy !req
606. Are you a DJ?Copy !req
607. - What? Why does everybody...?
- Oh, wait, wait.Copy !req
608. Are you the student I used to have...Copy !req
609. who was so insecure
she kept changing her name?Copy !req
610. No, no, no.Copy !req
611. - First Darkstorm, then Geminizzle.
- No. Never.Copy !req
612. Then Neversmile, then Freakface,
then Snazzypants.Copy !req
613. Okay. All right, yes.Copy !req
614. Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds.Copy !req
615. Oh, man.Copy !req
616. You have a very weirdly...Copy !req
617. - decorated place.
- Thank you.Copy !req
618. Vitruvius, we have found
the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
619. - Is it true?
- Yes, but...Copy !req
620. Wyldstyle. The prophecy states that...Copy !req
621. you are The Special.Copy !req
622. The embodiment of good, foiler of evil.Copy !req
623. The most talented, most brilliant...Copy !req
624. most important person in the universe.Copy !req
625. That would be great...Copy !req
626. but Emmet is the one
who found the Piece.Copy !req
627. Oh, okay. Emmet!Copy !req
628. The prophecy states that...Copy !req
629. you are The Special.Copy !req
630. - The most talented...
- I'm not sure he's The Special. Actually.Copy !req
631. Because he's not even
a MasterBuilder. Watch.Copy !req
632. Emmet, just given what's around you...Copy !req
633. - build something simple.
- Okay.Copy !req
634. - Like an awesome race car.
- Great.Copy !req
635. - Go.
- Do you have the instructions?Copy !req
636. No. You must create the instructions
in your mind, my liege.Copy !req
637. Okay. Race car.Copy !req
638. Well, there's a lot of really cool stuff here.Copy !req
639. Don't see a wheel...Copy !req
640. or...Copy !req
641. three more wheels.Copy !req
642. See? He can't do it.
He will never be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
643. Of course not.
Not if you keep telling him he can't.Copy !req
644. He needs to see that he can.Copy !req
645. What are you doing?Copy !req
646. - We are entering your mind...
- What?Copy !req
647. to prove that you have
the unlocked potential...Copy !req
648. to be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
649. Ujjayi breath.Copy !req
650. Are we inside my brain right now?Copy !req
651. It's big. I must be smart.Copy !req
652. I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.Copy !req
653. I don't think he's ever
had an original thought.Copy !req
654. In his life.Copy !req
655. That's not true.Copy !req
656. For instance, one time I wanted to have...Copy !req
657. a bunch of my friends over to watch TV...Copy !req
658. Not unlike this TV
that just showed up magically.Copy !req
659. And not everybody
can fit on my one couch...Copy !req
660. and I thought to myself:Copy !req
661. "What if there was such a thing
as a bunk bed...Copy !req
662. but as a couch?"Copy !req
663. Introducing the double-Decker couch.Copy !req
664. So everyone could watch TV together
and be buddies!Copy !req
665. That is literally the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
666. Please, Wyldstyle, let me handle this.Copy !req
667. That idea is just the worst.Copy !req
668. There must be something around here...Copy !req
669. that proves his potential.Copy !req
670. If The Man Upstairs
chose him to be The Special...Copy !req
671. there must be a reason.Copy !req
672. - Who's The Man Upstairs?
- See?Copy !req
673. He doesn't even know about
The Man Upstairs.Copy !req
674. Does he have, like, super-gross hands...Copy !req
675. that look like they're made
out of big pink sausages?Copy !req
676. Like eagle talons mixed with squid?Copy !req
677. Wait. You've seen the...?Copy !req
678. That's what I was just thinking about.Copy !req
679. How did you...?Copy !req
680. I had this weird dream
when I touched the Piece.Copy !req
681. Well, I mean, I wasn't asleep,
so it wasn't really a dream.Copy !req
682. Emmet, you had a vision.Copy !req
683. I did?Copy !req
684. MasterBuilders spend years...Copy !req
685. training themselves
to clear their minds enough...Copy !req
686. to have even a fleeting glimpse
of The Man Upstairs...Copy !req
687. and yet, your mind is already
so prodigiously empty...Copy !req
688. that there is nothing in it
to clear away in the first place.Copy !req
689. With proper training...Copy !req
690. you could become a great MasterBuilder.Copy !req
691. I could?Copy !req
692. The prophecy chose you, Emmet.Copy !req
693. But I can't do any of the stuff...Copy !req
694. that the prophecy
says I'm supposed to do.Copy !req
695. All you have to do is to believe.Copy !req
696. Then...Copy !req
697. you will see everything.Copy !req
698. Are you ready, my son?Copy !req
699. Yes, I am.Copy !req
700. I think.Copy !req
701. Then we haven't a moment to lose.Copy !req
702. We must assemble...Copy !req
703. the MasterBuilders.Copy !req
704. Do you think Zeppelins
are a bad investment?Copy !req
705. Any of you fellas seen this guy?Copy !req
706. Wait a minute, partner.Copy !req
707. Draw a cowboy hat on him.Copy !req
708. These mechanical birds
will get our message out.Copy !req
709. They will go to an Internet café...Copy !req
710. and e-mail the remaining MasterBuilders...Copy !req
711. who will meet us in the secret realm
of Cloud Cuckooland.Copy !req
712. Cuckooland? Wait.
What happened to that whole training part?Copy !req
713. Don't worry, Emmet.Copy !req
714. Your training begins now.Copy !req
715. Piano man...Copy !req
716. open up.Copy !req
717. Your training begins later!Copy !req
718. On three.Copy !req
719. One...Copy !req
720. - I think we're in the clear.
- Freeze, turkeys.Copy !req
721. All I want is the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
722. We would rather he died than give it to you.Copy !req
723. I would not rather he died.Copy !req
724. Look, everybody, we can do this
the easy way, or we can do it...Copy !req
725. Go, run!Copy !req
726. They took the hard way. Fire!Copy !req
727. Fire!Copy !req
728. Vitruvius, which way to Cloud Cuckooland?Copy !req
729. Head for the big bright thing in the sky.Copy !req
730. - You mean the sun?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
731. Let's get out of here. Here, use this.Copy !req
732. What? Wait, hey...Copy !req
733. - What are you doing?
- Let's go!Copy !req
734. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
735. Good bye.Copy !req
736. Boom!Copy !req
737. Oh, dang!Copy !req
738. I've got pigs! I hate pigs!Copy !req
739. Quit playing around in the mud.
I could use your help.Copy !req
740. Wyldstyle, we could really use...Copy !req
741. your help!Copy !req
742. Oink, oink, oink.Copy !req
743. Oink!Copy !req
744. Vitruvius, they're gaining on us.
Build something!Copy !req
745. Let Emmet try!Copy !req
746. No, let's not let Emmet try!
I haven't had any training.Copy !req
747. That's okay.Copy !req
748. We'll start with
how to become a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
749. Step one: Trust your instincts.Copy !req
750. Okay, okay.Copy !req
751. Build something! Build something!Copy !req
752. Take that!Copy !req
753. Unless your instincts are terrible.Copy !req
754. No! The wheel!Copy !req
755. I can't control it much longer!Copy !req
756. Emmet, we need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
757. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
758. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
759. We need to attach the wheel
to something that spins around.Copy !req
760. Something that spins around.
Spins around. Spins around.Copy !req
761. Emmet, where are you going?Copy !req
762. Oh, this better work.Copy !req
763. Hang tight!Copy !req
764. Dagnabit!Copy !req
765. Well done, Emmet.Copy !req
766. Hey! I did it.Copy !req
767. Wow. You actually did it.Copy !req
768. Train!Copy !req
769. Oh, no.Copy !req
770. Get off my train.Copy !req
771. Run!Copy !req
772. Wyldstyle!Copy !req
773. He's gonna ram us.Copy !req
774. Quick, quick, quick! That piece!
Give me that piece.Copy !req
775. Huh?Copy !req
776. Build a ramp!Copy !req
777. What the heck?Copy !req
778. Rest in pieces.Copy !req
779. Oh, no.Copy !req
780. Wait. No, no, no.Copy !req
781. Hey.Copy !req
782. Thanks for saving my life back there.Copy !req
783. Even if, you know...Copy !req
784. eventually it turned out to be pointless.Copy !req
785. Well, for what it's worth...Copy !req
786. this has been about the greatest
15 minutes of my life.Copy !req
787. What the...?Copy !req
788. Relax, everybody, I'm here.Copy !req
789. Batman!Copy !req
790. - What's up, babe?
- Babe!Copy !req
791. - What?
- Oh, sorry. Batman, this is Emmet.Copy !req
792. Emmet, this is my boyfriend, Batman.Copy !req
793. I'm Batman.Copy !req
794. That's your boyfriend?Copy !req
795. Batman, huh? Where'd you guys meet?Copy !req
796. It's actually a funny story, right, Bat?Copy !req
797. There he is.Copy !req
798. - "Police" to meet you, Bad Cop.
- Batman!Copy !req
799. The pleasure...Copy !req
800. is all "spine."Copy !req
801. Guess what...Copy !req
802. you big dumb baby.Copy !req
803. Your car is a baby carriage.Copy !req
804. Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.Copy !req
805. - Hey, babe.
- What?Copy !req
806. Let's hold hands.Copy !req
807. So...Copy !req
808. Hey, guys, I think we're about
to crash into the sun.Copy !req
809. Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.Copy !req
810. Is this Cloud Cuckooland?
I don't see any clouds.Copy !req
811. - Or cuckoos.
- No, no, this is...Copy !req
812. Middle Zealand.Copy !req
813. A wondrous land...Copy !req
814. full of knights, castles, mutton...Copy !req
815. torture weapons, poverty,
leeches, illiteracy...Copy !req
816. and...Copy !req
817. Dragon!Copy !req
818. Yeah, that too.Copy !req
819. Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckooland,
we'll raise an army...Copy !req
820. of MasterBuilders to...Copy !req
821. Anyway, you guys gotta check out
these new subwoofers I installed.Copy !req
822. I call them the dogs. Listen to them bark!Copy !req
823. Can you turn that down a little bit?Copy !req
824. This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle.Copy !req
825. DarknessCopy !req
826. It's about how I'm an orphan.Copy !req
827. No parentsCopy !req
828. This is real music, Emmet.Copy !req
829. Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.Copy !req
830. Well, I'm dark and brooding too.Copy !req
831. Guys, look, a rainbow.Copy !req
832. So you're gonna drive up the curved part...Copy !req
833. Super richCopy !req
834. take it all the way to the top...Copy !req
835. Kind of makes it betterCopy !req
836. and park the car.Copy !req
837. Friends, welcome
to Cloud Cuckooland. Now...Copy !req
838. I just need to give the secret knock.Copy !req
839. Okay.Copy !req
840. I'm just gonna come right out.Copy !req
841. I have no idea what's going on,
or what this place is at all.Copy !req
842. Hi! I am Princess Unikitty...Copy !req
843. and I welcome you all
to Cloud Cuckooland.Copy !req
844. There's no signs or anything.Copy !req
845. How does anyone know what not to do?Copy !req
846. Here in Cloud Cuckooland...Copy !req
847. there are no rules.Copy !req
848. There's no government...Copy !req
849. no babysitters...Copy !req
850. no bedtimes...Copy !req
851. no frowny faces...Copy !req
852. no bushy mustaches...Copy !req
853. and no negativity of any kind.Copy !req
854. You just said the word "no"
like a thousand times.Copy !req
855. And there's also no consistency.Copy !req
856. I hate this place.Copy !req
857. Any idea is a good idea...Copy !req
858. except the not happy ones.Copy !req
859. Those you push down deep inside...Copy !req
860. where you'll never, ever, ever...Copy !req
861. ever...Copy !req
862. find them.Copy !req
863. Your fellow MasterBuilders
are gathered in the Dog.Copy !req
864. The what?Copy !req
865. Is that Superman?Copy !req
866. Girl, what are you doing?Copy !req
867. - Hey, Superman!
- Oh, hey. What's up?Copy !req
868. - Lantern. Green Lantern.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
869. You wanna sit together at the meeting?Copy !req
870. Um, I have to go back to Krypton.Copy !req
871. Didn't Krypton blow up?Copy !req
872. My fellow MasterBuilders,
including but not limited to...Copy !req
873. Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady...Copy !req
874. Gandalf...Copy !req
875. Swamp Creature...Copy !req
876. - 1980-something Space Guy...
- Hello!Copy !req
877. 2002 NBA All-Stars...Copy !req
878. and Wonder Woman.Copy !req
879. You have traveled far to be here
for a moment of great import.Copy !req
880. We have learned...Copy !req
881. that Lord Business plans to unleash...Copy !req
882. a fully weaponized Kragle...Copy !req
883. on Taco Tuesday...Copy !req
884. to end the world as we know it.Copy !req
885. Please, calm yourselves.Copy !req
886. Green Ninja...Copy !req
887. Milhouse...Copy !req
888. Nice Vampire...Copy !req
889. Michelangelo, Michelangelo...Copy !req
890. and Cleopatra.Copy !req
891. There is yet one hope.Copy !req
892. The Special has arisen.Copy !req
893. Have the young man step forward.Copy !req
894. As you wish, Dubbledore.Copy !req
895. I'm Gandalf!Copy !req
896. - It's pronounced "Dumbledore."
- Dubbadore?Copy !req
897. No, "Dumbledore."Copy !req
898. Thought you said "Dubbadore."Copy !req
899. Vitruvius!Copy !req
900. You gotta write that down.
I'm not gonna remember any of it.Copy !req
901. But here we go.Copy !req
902. The Special will now give
an eloquent speech.Copy !req
903. Go ahead, man. You got this.Copy !req
904. Okay.Copy !req
905. Hello. I'm Emmet.Copy !req
906. Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
907. Thank you.Copy !req
908. Well, I know that I, for one...Copy !req
909. am very excited to work with you guys...Copy !req
910. to get into the Octan Tower,
find the Kragle...Copy !req
911. and put this thing on the thing.Copy !req
912. And I know it's going to be
really hard, but...Copy !req
913. "Really hard"?Copy !req
914. Wiping ye burn with a hook
for a hand is really hard.Copy !req
915. This be impossible.Copy !req
916. The last time we tried to storm
Lord Business' office...Copy !req
917. we used every plan we could conceive.Copy !req
918. The result was a massacre
too terrible to speak of.Copy !req
919. Who are you?Copy !req
920. The name be Metal Beard.Copy !req
921. And I'll tell you me tale of woe.Copy !req
922. Oh, great, here we go again.Copy !req
923. I arrived...Copy !req
924. at the foot of the Tower...Copy !req
925. with me hearty MasterBuilder crew...Copy !req
926. only to find the Kragle was all
the way up on the infinityeth floor...Copy !req
927. guarded by a robot army...Copy !req
928. and security measures...Copy !req
929. of every kind...Copy !req
930. imaginable:Copy !req
931. Lasers...Copy !req
932. sharks...Copy !req
933. laser sharks...Copy !req
934. overbearing assistants...Copy !req
935. and strange, dangerous relics...Copy !req
936. that entrap...Copy !req
937. snap...Copy !req
938. and zap.Copy !req
939. And there be a mysterious room
called the Think Tank.Copy !req
940. I barely made it out of that...Copy !req
941. room...Copy !req
942. with just me head!Copy !req
943. And organs.Copy !req
944. Okay.Copy !req
945. I had to replace every part
of my once-strapping...Copy !req
946. virile pirate body...Copy !req
947. with this useless hunk of garbage
ye see before ye.Copy !req
948. So if ye think it'd
be a good idea to return...Copy !req
949. to that forsaken place...Copy !req
950. Special...Copy !req
951. what idea have ye that be better...Copy !req
952. than the ideas of 100...Copy !req
953. of our fallen MasterBuilder brothers?Copy !req
954. Well...Copy !req
955. Well, technically I'm not exactly
a MasterBuilder yet.Copy !req
956. What?Copy !req
957. Please! Everyone! Please!Copy !req
958. Rubbish!Copy !req
959. Yes, it's true.Copy !req
960. I may not be a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
961. I may not have a lot of experience...Copy !req
962. fighting or leading
or coming up with plans.Copy !req
963. Or having ideas in general.Copy !req
964. In fact, I'm not all that smart.Copy !req
965. And I'm not what you'd call
a "creative type."Copy !req
966. Plus...Copy !req
967. generally unskilled.Copy !req
968. Also...Copy !req
969. scared and cowardly.Copy !req
970. I know what you're thinking:Copy !req
971. "He is the least qualified person...Copy !req
972. in the world to lead us."Copy !req
973. And you are right.Copy !req
974. This is supposed to make us feel better?Copy !req
975. No, there was about to be a "but."Copy !req
976. - You're a butt!
- Yes.Copy !req
977. You all be on your own!Copy !req
978. I be leaving this lost cause!Copy !req
979. Why are you leaving?Copy !req
980. A house divided against itself
would be better...Copy !req
981. than this.Copy !req
982. Abraham Lincoln!Copy !req
983. You bring your space chair right back here!Copy !req
984. Come on, guys!Copy !req
985. We can still do this. Right?Copy !req
986. You're not even a bit special.Copy !req
987. Well, you were right about him
being a ding-dong.Copy !req
988. You're a huge disappointment.Copy !req
989. Get him out of here.
I don't wanna look at him.Copy !req
990. Well, at least it can't get any worse.Copy !req
991. I was wrong.Copy !req
992. It's the Orb of Tee-ti-list!Copy !req
993. It's the bad guys.Copy !req
994. How did he...?Copy !req
995. Go! Run! Come on, everyone!
Protect The Special.Copy !req
996. What's that on his ankle?Copy !req
997. It's a tracking device.Copy !req
998. Take the MasterBuilders prisoner.Copy !req
999. Oh, he led them right to us.Copy !req
1000. Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault.Copy !req
1001. You are the worst leader I've ever seen.
To the Batmobile!Copy !req
1002. Dang it.Copy !req
1003. To the invisible jet!Copy !req
1004. - Dang it!
- Every man for himself.Copy !req
1005. No, we must protect the Piece.Copy !req
1006. Shaq, do you know what time...Copy !req
1007. - it is?
- It's game time.Copy !req
1008. Y'all ready for this?Copy !req
1009. Oh, no! They were ready for that.Copy !req
1010. It didn't break!Copy !req
1011. Because it's Kragled. Machine gum!Copy !req
1012. Fire!Copy !req
1013. No!Copy !req
1014. I can't move!Copy !req
1015. Don't worry, Superman.Copy !req
1016. - I'll get you out of there.
- No! Don't!Copy !req
1017. Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck.
My legs are stuck as well.Copy !req
1018. I super hate you.Copy !req
1019. - You're pulling my torso off.
- Babe...Copy !req
1020. help me get him out of here.Copy !req
1021. I said "every man for himself."Copy !req
1022. Hey, you gotta be there for me.Copy !req
1023. Fine!Copy !req
1024. Fine. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
1025. - I need you to have a better attitude.
- I have a great...Copy !req
1026. attitude.Copy !req
1027. The Special's in the northwest quadrant.Copy !req
1028. We've got him cornered.Copy !req
1029. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1030. Oh, no!Copy !req
1031. They've hit our silly cloud stabilizers!Copy !req
1032. Let's go!
We need to get Emmet out of here.Copy !req
1033. - Can't we build something?
- Hey! I'm Ben. But you can call me Benny.Copy !req
1034. I can build a spaceship. Watch.Copy !req
1035. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship
Spaceship, spaceshipCopy !req
1036. No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.Copy !req
1037. That's okay. I didn't really wanna build...Copy !req
1038. a spaceship anyway. That's cool.Copy !req
1039. Where can we go
where we can't be found?Copy !req
1040. Maybe we could go underwater?Copy !req
1041. What if we went underwater?Copy !req
1042. Great idea, babe!Copy !req
1043. Thank you, Batman.
Your ideas are the best.Copy !req
1044. But I just said that.Copy !req
1045. - We could build a submarine.
- A Bat-Submarine, patent pending.Copy !req
1046. With rainbows!Copy !req
1047. And dream catchers, in case we take a nap.Copy !req
1048. Like an underwater spaceship!Copy !req
1049. But you can't build all of them at once.Copy !req
1050. Ready? Break.Copy !req
1051. Okay.Copy !req
1052. These are the colors I need:
Blue razzleberry and sour apple!Copy !req
1053. If anybody has black parts,
I need them, okay?Copy !req
1054. I only work in black.Copy !req
1055. And sometimes, very, very dark gray.Copy !req
1056. - Use the yellow bricks!
- Hey, guys, can I help?Copy !req
1057. - No! It has to be this way!
- No, I need that!Copy !req
1058. Where is he?Copy !req
1059. Anyone know what this is,
and do you need it?Copy !req
1060. I think we could use wings
and rocket boosters.Copy !req
1061. Get your retro space stuff
out of my area.Copy !req
1062. You guys, hey, just tell me exactly
what to do. And how to do it.Copy !req
1063. Emmet, don't worry about
what the others are doing.Copy !req
1064. You must embrace
what is special about you!Copy !req
1065. There he is!Copy !req
1066. All units, attack the sub!Copy !req
1067. Emmet, get in here!Copy !req
1068. Stop him! Stop him! Don't let him...Copy !req
1069. get to the water!Copy !req
1070. Dive, dive, dive! Everybody in!Copy !req
1071. We're going under!Copy !req
1072. Oh, no.Copy !req
1073. My home.Copy !req
1074. It's gone.Copy !req
1075. I feel something inside.Copy !req
1076. It's like the opposite of happiness.Copy !req
1077. I must stay positive.Copy !req
1078. Bubble gums.Copy !req
1079. Butterflies.Copy !req
1080. Cotton candy.Copy !req
1081. Gosh, I'm so sorry, Unikitty.Copy !req
1082. Do you want to sit down
and talk about it?Copy !req
1083. What the heck is that?Copy !req
1084. It's a double-Decker couch.Copy !req
1085. Which seemed like a good idea
at the time...Copy !req
1086. but I now realize it's not super helpful.Copy !req
1087. But, you know, it has cup holders.Copy !req
1088. Seats flip up with coolers underneath.Copy !req
1089. You are so disappointing
on so many levels.Copy !req
1090. Why are my pants cold and wet?Copy !req
1091. Hull breach.Copy !req
1092. The walls are crying!Copy !req
1093. We're coming apart at the seams!Copy !req
1094. This is not how Batman dies.Copy !req
1095. Emmet!Copy !req
1096. - Hold on, hold on!
- Wyldstyle!Copy !req
1097. Deep breath! Deep breath, everybod...!Copy !req
1098. Micro-managers,
what's going on down there?Copy !req
1099. Scanning submarine wreckage.Copy !req
1100. No survivors detected.Copy !req
1101. Scuba cops,
dredge the entire ocean if you have to.Copy !req
1102. We have got to find that Piece.Copy !req
1103. Let's get these prisoners
back to Lord Business...Copy !req
1104. and give him the good news.Copy !req
1105. The Special is no more.Copy !req
1106. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
1107. Superman. Wonder Woman,
I had no idea you'd be here.Copy !req
1108. Mr. Shaquille O'Neal.Copy !req
1109. Greetings, all!Copy !req
1110. Welcome to my Think Tank.Copy !req
1111. Help us!Copy !req
1112. All the MasterBuilders
you've captured over the years...Copy !req
1113. you've brought them here.Copy !req
1114. You're a very perceptive person, Superman.Copy !req
1115. They come up with all the instructions
for everything in the universe.Copy !req
1116. Robots!Copy !req
1117. No! No!Copy !req
1118. Can't get much worse than this.Copy !req
1119. - Hello, neighbor.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1120. It's Green Lantern.Copy !req
1121. Oh, my gosh, we're roommates!
How crazy is that?Copy !req
1122. Does anyone have some Kryptonite
that they could give me?Copy !req
1123. Where is The Special?Copy !req
1124. The Special and the Piece of Resistance
are at the bottom of the ocean.Copy !req
1125. Wait, are you telling me
you don't have him?Copy !req
1126. Sir, my scuba team is looking
for his remains as we speak.Copy !req
1127. Bad Cop, he could still be alive!
The Piece could still be out there.Copy !req
1128. The only remnant of The Special
was a double-Decker couch.Copy !req
1129. Wait, hold on.Copy !req
1130. A double-Decker couch?Copy !req
1131. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1132. Really? So it's like a bunk-bed couch?
Is that what it's like?Copy !req
1133. That's weird.Copy !req
1134. If you're sitting in the top middle...Copy !req
1135. how are you gonna get down
without climbing over someone?Copy !req
1136. If you're sitting on the bottom
and you're watching TV...Copy !req
1137. are you gonna have to watch
through a bunch of dangling legs?Copy !req
1138. Who's gonna want to sit on the bottom?Copy !req
1139. It is literally...Copy !req
1140. the most useless idea
I have ever heard.Copy !req
1141. - Well, we're still alive.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1142. The double-Decker couch.Copy !req
1143. It wasn't totally pointless after all.Copy !req
1144. It's the one thing that stayed together.Copy !req
1145. I always believed in you, Emmet.Copy !req
1146. I don't mean to spoil the party,
but does anyone else notice...Copy !req
1147. we're stuck in the middle
of the ocean on this couch?Copy !req
1148. I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship...Copy !req
1149. is gonna come out of nowhere
and save us...Copy !req
1150. My gosh!Copy !req
1151. Avast, mateys!Copy !req
1152. Metal Beard, I thought you said
we were a lost cause!Copy !req
1153. Ye are!Copy !req
1154. Did ye not hear me whole story...Copy !req
1155. circumscribing the folly
of this whole enterprise?Copy !req
1156. Well, it's kind of hard not to hear
when you're yelling everything.Copy !req
1157. So why did you come back?Copy !req
1158. This be-doubled land couch.Copy !req
1159. I watched Lord Business' forces
completely overlook it.Copy !req
1160. Which means we need more ideas like it!Copy !req
1161. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1162. Ideas so dumb and bad...Copy !req
1163. that no one would ever think
they could possibly be useful.Copy !req
1164. Thank you.Copy !req
1165. So, Special, what do we do?Copy !req
1166. Well...Copy !req
1167. what's the last thing Lord Business
expects MasterBuilders will do?Copy !req
1168. Build a spaceship?Copy !req
1169. Kill a chicken?Copy !req
1170. Marry a marshmallow.Copy !req
1171. Why, this:Copy !req
1172. How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm?Copy !req
1173. No! It's follow the instructions.Copy !req
1174. - Don't like that.
- Sounds weird.Copy !req
1175. Now, listen. Wait, listen.Copy !req
1176. Guys, you're all so talented
and imaginative.Copy !req
1177. But you can't work together as a team.Copy !req
1178. I'm just a construction worker.Copy !req
1179. But when I had a plan and we were
all working together...Copy !req
1180. I mean, we could build a skyscraper.Copy !req
1181. Now, you're MasterBuilders.Copy !req
1182. Just imagine what could happen
if you did that.Copy !req
1183. You could save the universe.Copy !req
1184. Well said, Emmet. Well said.Copy !req
1185. Really?Copy !req
1186. She be a fine speech there, laddie.Copy !req
1187. Okay.Copy !req
1188. Somebody get me some markers...Copy !req
1189. some construction paper...Copy !req
1190. and some glitter glue!Copy !req
1191. I call this:Copy !req
1192. "Emmet's plan to get
inside the Tower...Copy !req
1193. put the Piece of Resistance
on the Kragle...Copy !req
1194. and save the world."Copy !req
1195. I've built a hundred just like them
back in the city.Copy !req
1196. If we can just get in, I know where
the air ducts and wiring are located.Copy !req
1197. I can get us anywhere.Copy !req
1198. How will we get inside?Copy !req
1199. In a spaceship.Copy !req
1200. - Spaceship!
- Great idea. A Bat-Spaceship.Copy !req
1201. No, they're expecting us to show up...Copy !req
1202. in a Bat-Spaceship, or a pirate spaceship
or a rainbow-sparkle spaceship.Copy !req
1203. One of those sounds awesome to me.Copy !req
1204. My idea is to build a spaceship...Copy !req
1205. that's exactly like all the other
Octan delivery spaceships.Copy !req
1206. So not the special spaceship that
I'm building for all of you right now?Copy !req
1207. Sorry, Benny. Maybe next time.Copy !req
1208. You're really letting the oxygen
out of my tank here.Copy !req
1209. Yeah, but according
to your precious instructions...Copy !req
1210. this ship needs a hyperdrive.Copy !req
1211. We don't have that part.Copy !req
1212. Maybe we could find one!Copy !req
1213. What do you think, a spaceship
is just gonna appear out of the blue?Copy !req
1214. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1215. The same thing!Copy !req
1216. Chewie!Copy !req
1217. We're supposed to be halfway
to Naboo for a sweet party!Copy !req
1218. This hyperdrive keeps malfunctioning...Copy !req
1219. taking us to loser systems like this.Copy !req
1220. Captain Solo, we must go.Copy !req
1221. You know how perturbed I get
if we are not punctual.Copy !req
1222. The Droid's right. Let's roll.Copy !req
1223. Now hold on, Han.Copy !req
1224. This might be the right galaxy after all.Copy !req
1225. Because I see a heavenly body.Copy !req
1226. I have a boyfriend.
And it is super serious. Right, babe?Copy !req
1227. - Of course it's serious.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1228. - Got room for just one dude?
- Babe!Copy !req
1229. If he's a cool dude like you.Copy !req
1230. You're trying to bail on us!Copy !req
1231. I'm not trying to bail!Copy !req
1232. You asked them if you could go
with them on their party ship!Copy !req
1233. That thing is filled with bon vivants.Copy !req
1234. You speak French now?Copy !req
1235. Babe, look, if this relationship
is ever gonna work between us...Copy !req
1236. I need to feel free to party...Copy !req
1237. with a bunch of strangers
whenever I feel like it.Copy !req
1238. What?Copy !req
1239. Babe!Copy !req
1240. I will text you.Copy !req
1241. Where'd you get that
sweet space cape, brother?Copy !req
1242. It's party time!Copy !req
1243. Babe?Copy !req
1244. Wyldstyle, you're such an amazing person.Copy !req
1245. And, you know,
if Batman can't see that, then he's just...Copy !req
1246. Well, he's just as blind as a guy...Copy !req
1247. whose eyes stopped working.Copy !req
1248. And I'm gonna tell you something:Copy !req
1249. Batman is the worst person I've ever met.Copy !req
1250. - Need a hyperdrive?
- No way.Copy !req
1251. - Babe!
- I knew it! I knew that.Copy !req
1252. You really had me there!Copy !req
1253. Those guys were so lame.
All they did was play space checkers.Copy !req
1254. Plus, it turns out the hairy one's a dude.Copy !req
1255. And the metal one too. All dudes.Copy !req
1256. But won't they notice
their hyperdrive is missing?Copy !req
1257. Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive.Copy !req
1258. Nah, they'll be fine.Copy !req
1259. Step one:Copy !req
1260. All right, we need a red four-piece
unit over at the...Copy !req
1261. Unikitty...Copy !req
1262. you're supposed to follow
the instructions, remember?Copy !req
1263. Sorry.Copy !req
1264. This gives me the jeebies.Copy !req
1265. What do I even...? I can't...!Copy !req
1266. Nice!Copy !req
1267. Step two:Copy !req
1268. We pilot the ship to the service entrance...Copy !req
1269. so we can get past the dangerous...Copy !req
1270. but also kind of cool...Copy !req
1271. laser gate.Copy !req
1272. Space ID.Copy !req
1273. I have a drive-on.Copy !req
1274. Who are you here to see?Copy !req
1275. I'm here to see Your Butt.Copy !req
1276. Is that last name "Butt,"
first name "Your," or is it...?Copy !req
1277. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
1278. Pow. Wham. Ka-zap.Copy !req
1279. First try!Copy !req
1280. Step three:
We break into Lord Business' office...Copy !req
1281. and we'll plunder his collection
of relics for disguises.Copy !req
1282. Step four:Copy !req
1283. Benny and Metal Beard...Copy !req
1284. will sneak their way
into the master control room.Copy !req
1285. Motion sensors triggered in Sector 12.Copy !req
1286. 10-4.Copy !req
1287. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
1288. Do it.Copy !req
1289. Metal Beard, that was awesome!Copy !req
1290. First law of the sea...Copy !req
1291. never place your rear end
on a pirate's face.Copy !req
1292. Once inside,
they'll use their technical know-how...Copy !req
1293. to disable the Kragle shield.Copy !req
1294. I am the computer.Copy !req
1295. Cool! Talking computer.Copy !req
1296. Please disable the shield systems.Copy !req
1297. Of course.Copy !req
1298. There are no movies
in your area with that title.Copy !req
1299. Step five:Copy !req
1300. Vitruvius will provide lookout
and make sure we're not being followed.Copy !req
1301. Okay.Copy !req
1302. Step six:
Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom...Copy !req
1303. to make one last change
to Lord Business' plan.Copy !req
1304. I move that we freeze the universe.
Can I get a second on that?Copy !req
1305. I second.Copy !req
1306. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
1307. Bruce Wayne? Who's that?Copy !req
1308. Sounds like a cool guy.Copy !req
1309. We'd like to invest in your company.Copy !req
1310. Your weapon to control
the universe sounds super sweet...Copy !req
1311. - I must say.
- It is, indeed, super sweet.Copy !req
1312. Cool. What kind of sound system
does it have?Copy !req
1313. Sound system?
Well, I mean, we have an iPod Shuffle.Copy !req
1314. Wait a second.Copy !req
1315. You're telling me you have
a machine to control the universe...Copy !req
1316. and you can't listen to tunes
in surround sound?Copy !req
1317. Embarrassing.Copy !req
1318. Well, I mean...Copy !req
1319. we need to get that done.
I want eight-foot speakers.Copy !req
1320. Great call.Copy !req
1321. Yeah, I want speakers that you can hug
with your arms and your legs...Copy !req
1322. and just feel the beat.Copy !req
1323. Listen up! We need new instructions
for a speaker system for the TAKOS.Copy !req
1324. We'll never help.Copy !req
1325. Whatever you say, boss.Copy !req
1326. Then once the instructions are printed...Copy !req
1327. Wyldstyle and I
will enter the Kragle room...Copy !req
1328. place the thing on the other thing...Copy !req
1329. and save the universe.Copy !req
1330. Hey, I didn't draw that.
Is that me exploding?Copy !req
1331. I didn't mention that earlier?Copy !req
1332. When you reunite the Piece
with the Kragle, it might explode?Copy !req
1333. No! But it might not, right?Copy !req
1334. Sure, sure, sure. Let's go with that.Copy !req
1335. Attention, everybody!
Incoming speaker delivery!Copy !req
1336. Who are you two?Copy !req
1337. We are transfers from downstairs.Copy !req
1338. - What?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
1339. Your robot voice
sounds an awful lot like a human voice.Copy !req
1340. Give me a break.
I've never been a robot before.Copy !req
1341. What do you mean?
You have always been a robot!Copy !req
1342. No, no, no, do not listen to her.Copy !req
1343. What are your robot serial numbers?Copy !req
1344. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1345. No way. This is my jam.Copy !req
1346. This is also my jam.Copy !req
1347. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1348. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
1349. - Needs great harmonies.
- I don't want to sing the song. I'm not...Copy !req
1350. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1351. Everything is cool
When you're part of a teamCopy !req
1352. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1353. When we're living our dreamCopy !req
1354. Quick, let's go.Copy !req
1355. Everything is awesomeCopy !req
1356. I thought you didn't like that song.Copy !req
1357. I don't.Copy !req
1358. I know you put on this tough act...Copy !req
1359. but I don't think you're as mean
as you're trying to seem.Copy !req
1360. I'm not mean. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1361. I'm just saying, you were all,
"He's not The Special, Vitruvius.Copy !req
1362. He can't possibly be The Special.
This guy? Are you kidding me?"Copy !req
1363. Anyways, I don't think that's you.Copy !req
1364. The real you, anyway.Copy !req
1365. Look, Emmet.Copy !req
1366. I wanted it to be me, okay?Copy !req
1367. I wanted to be The Special.Copy !req
1368. And I know that sounds super mature.
It's just...Copy !req
1369. ever since I heard the prophecy,
I wanted to be the One.Copy !req
1370. I was right there in that construction site...Copy !req
1371. right on top of it, and then...Copy !req
1372. it turned out to be you.Copy !req
1373. That night in the city,
when you thought I was The Special...Copy !req
1374. and you said I was talented
and important...Copy !req
1375. that was the first time anyone
had ever really told me that.Copy !req
1376. And it made me
wanna do everything I could...Copy !req
1377. to be the guy you were talking about.Copy !req
1378. Lucy.Copy !req
1379. What?Copy !req
1380. That was my real name.Copy !req
1381. You asked earlier, and it's...Copy !req
1382. Lucy.Copy !req
1383. I really like that name.Copy !req
1384. Hey.Copy !req
1385. - What are you two losers talking about?
- Huh? What? Oh, nothing.Copy !req
1386. Thought I'd help you guys.
Left the weird cat thing to stall.Copy !req
1387. Business, business, business. Numbers.Copy !req
1388. - - Is this working?
- Yes.Copy !req
1389. Yay!Copy !req
1390. There's Bad Cop.Copy !req
1391. Oh, Danny boy, the pipes...Copy !req
1392. Okay. Wait for my signal.Copy !req
1393. Good luck, Emmet.Copy !req
1394. Lucy.Copy !req
1395. I guess this might be goodbye.Copy !req
1396. I don't like goodbyes.
Let's just call this:Copy !req
1397. "See you later, alligator."Copy !req
1398. "See you later, alligator"?Copy !req
1399. After a while, crocodile.Copy !req
1400. Who's Lucy?Copy !req
1401. Batman, when we get inside this room...Copy !req
1402. there are gonna be
audio sensors everywhere.Copy !req
1403. We have to be really, really quiet.Copy !req
1404. Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb
instructions. Stop yelling at me.Copy !req
1405. Benny, what's our status with the shield?Copy !req
1406. Oh, yeah, no, it's going great.Copy !req
1407. It's just going great,
if somebody would listen to me!Copy !req
1408. Downloading latest episode
of Where Are My Pants?Copy !req
1409. Where are you
getting “pants” from? You know what I want!Copy !req
1410. The pipes are calling...Copy !req
1411. Bad Cop.Copy !req
1412. Hi, this is Lord Business' assistant.Copy !req
1413. He would like you to come
to his office immediately.Copy !req
1414. Copy that.Copy !req
1415. - Thanks.
- You are welcome, sir.Copy !req
1416. Hey, who is that?Copy !req
1417. That's the signal...Copy !req
1418. but the shield is still up.Copy !req
1419. We'll wing it.Copy !req
1420. That's a bat pun.Copy !req
1421. Benny...Copy !req
1422. disable the shield.Copy !req
1423. - Disable the shield.
- Now.Copy !req
1424. Disable the shield.Copy !req
1425. - Searching for Albanian restaurants.
- What?Copy !req
1426. - No! I never once said anything...!
- I don't understand what you mean.Copy !req
1427. Disable the shield!Copy !req
1428. Benny, what's going on?Copy !req
1429. Disable the shield! Come on!Copy !req
1430. You are undermining me!Copy !req
1431. Which phrase
would you like me to underline?Copy !req
1432. Disable the shield!Copy !req
1433. Let me try.Copy !req
1434. Be ye disabling of yon shield.Copy !req
1435. Disabling shield.Copy !req
1436. What?Copy !req
1437. Okay, in three...Copy !req
1438. two...Copy !req
1439. one.Copy !req
1440. Let's do this.Copy !req
1441. Lucy!Copy !req
1442. Lucy!Copy !req
1443. No!Copy !req
1444. Oh, man.Copy !req
1445. Oh, no.Copy !req
1446. Sneaking around the corner...Copy !req
1447. Vitruvius.Copy !req
1448. I see you've accidentally
wandered into my Think Tank.Copy !req
1449. And by the way,
I found a few of your friends.Copy !req
1450. - By which I mean all of them!
- Sorry!Copy !req
1451. Acceptable work, Bad Cop.Copy !req
1452. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1453. Robots, destroy this old man at once.Copy !req
1454. Did you just call me "old"?Copy !req
1455. Yeah. So what?Copy !req
1456. Well, Junebug, I really prefer the word...Copy !req
1457. "experienced"!Copy !req
1458. Aha.Copy !req
1459. You see, Emmet?Copy !req
1460. A corrupted spirit is no match
for the purity of imagina...Copy !req
1461. Vitruvius!Copy !req
1462. No!Copy !req
1463. Vitruvius.Copy !req
1464. My sweet Emmet. Come closer.Copy !req
1465. You must know something
about the prophecy.Copy !req
1466. I know, I'm doing my best...Copy !req
1467. but I don't...Copy !req
1468. The prophecy...Copy !req
1469. I made it up.Copy !req
1470. What?Copy !req
1471. I made it up. It's not true.Copy !req
1472. But that means I'm just...Copy !req
1473. I'm not The Special?Copy !req
1474. You must listen.Copy !req
1475. What I'm about to tell you...Copy !req
1476. will change the course of history.Copy !req
1477. No.Copy !req
1478. No.Copy !req
1479. Hey.Copy !req
1480. Not so special anymore, huh?Copy !req
1481. Well, guess what.Copy !req
1482. No one ever told me I was special.Copy !req
1483. I never got a trophy just for showing up!Copy !req
1484. I'm not some special little snowflake...Copy !req
1485. no.Copy !req
1486. But as unspecial as I am...Copy !req
1487. you are a thousand-billion times...Copy !req
1488. more unspecial than me.Copy !req
1489. Robots, bring me the Sword of Exact Zero.Copy !req
1490. Yes, Lord Business.Copy !req
1491. It must be weird.Copy !req
1492. One minute, you're the most
special person in the universe.Copy !req
1493. And the next minute, you're nobody.Copy !req
1494. Oh, I have a nice spot
for this in my relic room.Copy !req
1495. My mistake!Copy !req
1496. There it goes!Copy !req
1497. No!Copy !req
1498. Bye-bye forever!Copy !req
1499. Well, I guess
there's only one thing left to do!Copy !req
1500. Release the Kragle!Copy !req
1501. - Computer!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1502. Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi.Copy !req
1503. No problem.Copy !req
1504. - Then terminate everyone.
- Already on it.Copy !req
1505. Emmet, that should give you enough time...Copy !req
1506. to witness the first location to be Kragled.Copy !req
1507. - Your hometown.
- No!Copy !req
1508. Bad Cop, unfortunately,
I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.Copy !req
1509. What? Sir.Copy !req
1510. It's not personal.Copy !req
1511. It's just business.Copy !req
1512. Lord Business.Copy !req
1513. Ciao.Copy !req
1514. Beginning zapping termination...Copy !req
1515. in 99 Mississippi...Copy !req
1516. 98 Mississippi...Copy !req
1517. 97 Mississippi...Copy !req
1518. and so on.Copy !req
1519. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
1520. This is President Business.Copy !req
1521. Hello.Copy !req
1522. Hi, welcome to Taco Tuesday!Copy !req
1523. Don't worry about this big black...Copy !req
1524. monolith thing that's blocking out the sun.Copy !req
1525. What you need to worry about...Copy !req
1526. is this question that I'm about to ask you:Copy !req
1527. Who wants a taco?Copy !req
1528. Yeah! I know!Copy !req
1529. Tacos, tacos! We're going crazy! Yeah.Copy !req
1530. All right, everyone.Copy !req
1531. Act normal.Copy !req
1532. Perfect.Copy !req
1533. Now, everybody say "Freeze!"Copy !req
1534. So I guess running around
and screaming is normal.Copy !req
1535. Micro-managers,
commence micro-management.Copy !req
1536. Commencing micro-management.Copy !req
1537. What's going on? I can't move!Copy !req
1538. Please, please! Won't somebody help us?Copy !req
1539. Emmet, you'll think of something,
right? Like you always do.Copy !req
1540. Didn't you hear him?Copy !req
1541. The prophecy's made-up.Copy !req
1542. I'm not The Special.Copy !req
1543. And to think for a moment
I thought I might be.Copy !req
1544. - Emmet.
- Who said that?Copy !req
1545. I did.Copy !req
1546. I am Ghost Vitruvius.Copy !req
1547. Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier.Copy !req
1548. Because I died.Copy !req
1549. The reason I made up the prophecy...Copy !req
1550. was because I knew that
whoever found the Piece...Copy !req
1551. could become The Special.Copy !req
1552. Because the only thing
anyone needs to be special...Copy !req
1553. is to believe that you can be.Copy !req
1554. I know that sounds like a cat poster,
but it's true.Copy !req
1555. Look at what you did
when you believed you were special.Copy !req
1556. You just need to believe it some more.Copy !req
1557. But how can I just decide
to believe that I'm special...Copy !req
1558. when I'm not?Copy !req
1559. Because the world depends on it.Copy !req
1560. Woo!Copy !req
1561. Zapping termination in 35 Mississippi...Copy !req
1562. What?Copy !req
1563. 34 Mississippi...Copy !req
1564. 33 Mississippi...Copy !req
1565. 32 Mississippi...Copy !req
1566. 31 Mississippi...Copy !req
1567. 30 Mississippi...Copy !req
1568. 29 Mississippi...Copy !req
1569. 28 Mississippi, 27 Mississippi...Copy !req
1570. 26 Mississippi...Copy !req
1571. 25 Mississippi...Copy !req
1572. 24 Mississippi...Copy !req
1573. Emmet!Copy !req
1574. What are you...?Copy !req
1575. 18 Mississippi...Copy !req
1576. 17 Mississippi...Copy !req
1577. - 16 Mississippi...
- Lucy!Copy !req
1578. - 15 Mississippi...
- Wait! What are you...?Copy !req
1579. Now it's your turn to be the hero.Copy !req
1580. - 13 Mississippi...
- No!Copy !req
1581. 12 Mississippi...Copy !req
1582. See you later, alligator.Copy !req
1583. Don't!Copy !req
1584. No, Emmet!Copy !req
1585. 7 Mississippi...Copy !req
1586. 6 Mississippi...Copy !req
1587. 5 Mississippi...Copy !req
1588. 4 Mississippi...Copy !req
1589. 3 Mississippi...Copy !req
1590. 2 Mississippi...Copy !req
1591. 1 Mississippi...Copy !req
1592. 0 Missi... Error.Copy !req
1593. Termination failure.Copy !req
1594. Emmet!Copy !req
1595. No.Copy !req
1596. He... He saved us.Copy !req
1597. Well, what do we do now?Copy !req
1598. There's gotta be a bright side...Copy !req
1599. here somewhere.Copy !req
1600. Does anyone have any ideas?Copy !req
1601. Emmet had ideas.Copy !req
1602. Arr, if only there were more people
in the world like he.Copy !req
1603. Maybe there are.Copy !req
1604. Meet me downstairs in 10 seconds.Copy !req
1605. Honey, where are my...Copy !req
1606. pant...?Copy !req
1607. - Hi!
- Hey, guess what.Copy !req
1608. Found your pants. Series is over. Benny...Copy !req
1609. send this out to everyone in the universe.Copy !req
1610. 1980-something technology?Copy !req
1611. Now you're talking!Copy !req
1612. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
1613. You don't know me,
but I'm on TV, so you can trust me.Copy !req
1614. I know things seem kind of bad right now.Copy !req
1615. But there is a way out of this.Copy !req
1616. This is Emmet.Copy !req
1617. And he was just like all of you.Copy !req
1618. A face in the crowd...Copy !req
1619. following the same instructions as you.Copy !req
1620. He was so good at fitting in,
no one ever saw him.Copy !req
1621. And I owe you an apology...Copy !req
1622. because I used to look down
on people like that.Copy !req
1623. "I used to think they were followers...Copy !req
1624. with no ideas or vision."Copy !req
1625. Because it turns out Emmet had great ideas.Copy !req
1626. And even though they seemed weird...Copy !req
1627. and kind of pointless...Copy !req
1628. they actually came closer...Copy !req
1629. than anyone else to saving the universe.Copy !req
1630. And now we have to finish what he started...Copy !req
1631. by making whatever weird thing
pops into our heads.Copy !req
1632. All of you have the ability
inside of you to be a groundbreaker.Copy !req
1633. And I mean literally!Copy !req
1634. Break the ground!Copy !req
1635. Peel up the pieces...Copy !req
1636. tear apart your walls!Copy !req
1637. Build things only you could build.Copy !req
1638. Defend yourselves.Copy !req
1639. We need to fight back
against President Business'...Copy !req
1640. plans to freeze us!Copy !req
1641. Today will not be known as Taco Tuesday.Copy !req
1642. It will be known as Freedom Friday!Copy !req
1643. But still on a Tuesday!Copy !req
1644. End of the line.Copy !req
1645. Bad Cop?Copy !req
1646. I hope there's still a Good Cop
in me somewhere.Copy !req
1647. I'll hold these guys off.
You go stop them. Yay!Copy !req
1648. Great idea, but how will we get there?Copy !req
1649. T-minus one.Copy !req
1650. Ten, nine, eight...Copy !req
1651. - seven, six...
- I could...Copy !req
1652. - five, four...
- I could build a...Copy !req
1653. three, two, one.Copy !req
1654. I could build a spaceship!Copy !req
1655. You're not gonna say no?Copy !req
1656. Build away, whatever your name is.Copy !req
1657. Yay!Copy !req
1658. Okay. Spaceship! Spaceship!Copy !req
1659. Spaceship!Copy !req
1660. Spaceship!Copy !req
1661. Spaceship!Copy !req
1662. Spaceship!Copy !req
1663. Spaceship!Copy !req
1664. Spaceship!Copy !req
1665. Spaceship!Copy !req
1666. All units, attack that spaceship.Copy !req
1667. Spaceship!Copy !req
1668. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1669. Spaceship!Copy !req
1670. Wyldstyle, look...Copy !req
1671. it's the citizens!Copy !req
1672. Tallyho!Copy !req
1673. Yee-haw!Copy !req
1674. And don't forget us MasterBuilders.Copy !req
1675. What is going on?Copy !req
1676. You stop...Copy !req
1677. building that stuff!Copy !req
1678. Just stop it!Copy !req
1679. Great job!Copy !req
1680. This might actually work.Copy !req
1681. 'Twas your speech
which roused this hearty crew.Copy !req
1682. If only Emmet were here to see this.Copy !req
1683. He'd say something adorable like...Copy !req
1684. Am I just gonna keep...Copy !req
1685. falling...Copy !req
1686. forever?Copy !req
1687. Is this another vision?Copy !req
1688. Where am I?Copy !req
1689. Is that the Office Tower?Copy !req
1690. Bricksburg!Copy !req
1691. What was that?Copy !req
1692. No, no, no.Copy !req
1693. No!Copy !req
1694. Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!Copy !req
1695. - Pew!
- What in the world is that?Copy !req
1696. It's adorable.Copy !req
1697. No. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
1698. Hey, don't eat me. Don't eat me.Copy !req
1699. Do not eat me. Please.Copy !req
1700. Hi, Emmet.Copy !req
1701. Hi?Copy !req
1702. Is this The Man...?Copy !req
1703. The Man Upstairs?Copy !req
1704. What happened?Copy !req
1705. No, no, no, this is a disaster.Copy !req
1706. Why...? Why...? What? What?Copy !req
1707. What?Copy !req
1708. Why is the dragon on top
of the luxury condo development?Copy !req
1709. But I was just playing...Copy !req
1710. I know it's hard to understand...Copy !req
1711. but this is Dad's stuff, okay?Copy !req
1712. All of this that you see before you...Copy !req
1713. is all your father's.Copy !req
1714. And everything is thought-out very...Copy !req
1715. What did you do down here?Copy !req
1716. Did you take the top off of the tower?Copy !req
1717. It was an accident.Copy !req
1718. You accidentally...Copy !req
1719. expertly...Copy !req
1720. carefully took the entire top
off of that tower?Copy !req
1721. Yes.Copy !req
1722. You know the rules. This isn't a toy.Copy !req
1723. - Um, well, it kind of is.
- No.Copy !req
1724. Actually, it's a highly sophisticated
interlocking brick system.Copy !req
1725. - But we bought it at the toy store.
- We did.Copy !req
1726. But the way I'm using it
makes it an adult thing.Copy !req
1727. The box for this one said ages 8 to 14.Copy !req
1728. That's a suggestion.
They have to put that on there.Copy !req
1729. You can't expect me to be able
to resist playing with all this.Copy !req
1730. You have your stuff over near
the Christmas decorations.Copy !req
1731. All those bricks,
you can build anything you want.Copy !req
1732. Finn, we're gonna play a little game.
It's called:Copy !req
1733. "Let's Put Everything Back
the Way You Found It."Copy !req
1734. But, Dad, you don't understand.Copy !req
1735. So I can make things
the way they're supposed to be.Copy !req
1736. Permanently.Copy !req
1737. More Kragles?Copy !req
1738. This rebellion ends right now.Copy !req
1739. Commencing...Copy !req
1740. micro-management.Copy !req
1741. Oh, no. No!Copy !req
1742. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
1743. Wait, what's happening?Copy !req
1744. No, wait! No, we're going down! Mayday!Copy !req
1745. No!Copy !req
1746. Hold on, Jeff. We're coming for you!Copy !req
1747. No!Copy !req
1748. Stop!Copy !req
1749. Oh, no!Copy !req
1750. Arr, there be too many Micro-managers!Copy !req
1751. What am I holding here?Copy !req
1752. - It's a battleship.
- No, it's a hodgepodge. That's what it is.Copy !req
1753. What's Batman doing on it?Copy !req
1754. What is this, a robot pirate?Copy !req
1755. Dang it.Copy !req
1756. Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!Copy !req
1757. You got glue all over
that construction worker.Copy !req
1758. Here. Give that to me.Copy !req
1759. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1760. All of those are my friends! No, stop it!Copy !req
1761. Ye were a hearty crew. But it be...Copy !req
1762. It be over.Copy !req
1763. No!Copy !req
1764. The Piece of Resistance!Copy !req
1765. I can still save them!Copy !req
1766. Let's get this gunk
off this construction worker.Copy !req
1767. He's not just a construction worker, Dad.
He's the hero.Copy !req
1768. Nope, he's not.Copy !req
1769. He is a ordinary, regular...Copy !req
1770. generic construction worker...Copy !req
1771. and I need to put him back
where he belongs.Copy !req
1772. Now, where is my X-Acto knife?Copy !req
1773. I gotta get the Piece of Resistance.Copy !req
1774. If I could get the attention
of the smaller creature. .Copy !req
1775. I gotta move.Copy !req
1776. Where is that?Copy !req
1777. Move!Copy !req
1778. All right.Copy !req
1779. Move!Copy !req
1780. Now, I didn't move...Copy !req
1781. - Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1782. I think I saw the X-Acto over there
near Middle Zealand.Copy !req
1783. Oh, great. Thank you.Copy !req
1784. Welcome.Copy !req
1785. It's up to you now, Emmet.Copy !req
1786. Believe.Copy !req
1787. I know that sounds like a cat poster...Copy !req
1788. but it's true.Copy !req
1789. Sorry, street.Copy !req
1790. Ho-ho!Copy !req
1791. I can see everything.Copy !req
1792. What the heck is this?Copy !req
1793. I am a MasterBuilder.Copy !req
1794. Release every Micro-manager we have!Copy !req
1795. Let's get him, fellas!Copy !req
1796. Hey, everyone!Copy !req
1797. - Emmet!
- Emmet! Yay!Copy !req
1798. Lucy, I'm going inside that thing.Copy !req
1799. You've got it, Emmet.Copy !req
1800. Take that!Copy !req
1801. Good night! Come here!Copy !req
1802. We'll help you out, kid.Copy !req
1803. Here's how we do it pirate-style!Copy !req
1804. Yes! Emmet! That's it!Copy !req
1805. Take him down, boys!Copy !req
1806. Emmet!Copy !req
1807. Stay positive.Copy !req
1808. They're tearing me apart!Copy !req
1809. Stay positive.Copy !req
1810. Come on!Copy !req
1811. Oh, forget it!Copy !req
1812. You all need to be more friendly!Copy !req
1813. Emmet, go!Copy !req
1814. Go! Now's your...Copy !req
1815. - chance!
- She's right!Copy !req
1816. - You can do it, me laddie!
- Go on, kid. Get in there!Copy !req
1817. Sir, we got an intrud...!Copy !req
1818. Lord Business.Copy !req
1819. Back from the dead, Brickowski?Copy !req
1820. Well, you're too late!Copy !req
1821. Skeletrons, get him!Copy !req
1822. I can't move!Copy !req
1823. You see, your friends...Copy !req
1824. oh, they're finished!Copy !req
1825. My world is almost finished.Copy !req
1826. The last thing I need to do is finish...Copy !req
1827. - you.
- No, stop! Please!Copy !req
1828. If you do one more thing,
I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon.Copy !req
1829. Your secret weapon?Copy !req
1830. Yes, it's called:Copy !req
1831. The Power of The Special.Copy !req
1832. That sounds dumb.Copy !req
1833. All right, here it comes.
My secret weapon...Copy !req
1834. is this.Copy !req
1835. What is that? Is it super small?
I don't see anything.Copy !req
1836. It's my hand. I want you to take it.Copy !req
1837. You want me to take your hand off?Copy !req
1838. No, I want you to join me.Copy !req
1839. Look at all of these things that people built.Copy !req
1840. You might see a mess...Copy !req
1841. Exactly. And a bunch
of weird, dorky stuff...Copy !req
1842. that ruined my perfectly good stuff!Copy !req
1843. Okay. What I see...Copy !req
1844. are people inspired by each other...Copy !req
1845. and by you.Copy !req
1846. People taking what you made...Copy !req
1847. and making something new out of it.Copy !req
1848. Finn, did you make all of this?Copy !req
1849. The people are trying to stop
President Business...Copy !req
1850. from using the Kragle.Copy !req
1851. What's the Kragle?Copy !req
1852. Um, it's in there.Copy !req
1853. In here?Copy !req
1854. So President Business is the bad guy?Copy !req
1855. If...Copy !req
1856. If the construction guy...Copy !req
1857. said something
to President Business...Copy !req
1858. what would he say?Copy !req
1859. You...Copy !req
1860. don't have to be...Copy !req
1861. the bad guy.Copy !req
1862. You...Copy !req
1863. are the most talented...Copy !req
1864. most interesting...Copy !req
1865. and most extraordinary person
in the universe.Copy !req
1866. And you are capable of amazing things...Copy !req
1867. because you are The Special.Copy !req
1868. And so am I.Copy !req
1869. And so is everyone.Copy !req
1870. The prophecy is made-up...Copy !req
1871. but it's also true.Copy !req
1872. It's about all of us.Copy !req
1873. Right now, it's about you.Copy !req
1874. And you...Copy !req
1875. Still...Copy !req
1876. can change everything.Copy !req
1877. Oh, we got a hugger.Copy !req
1878. Be careful.Copy !req
1879. I have been told it might explode.Copy !req
1880. Emmet, thank you.Copy !req
1881. And I just want you to know,
from the bottom of my heart...Copy !req
1882. from this moment forward...Copy !req
1883. I solemnly promise that I will never...Copy !req
1884. Emmet!Copy !req
1885. Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay?Copy !req
1886. Where's Lucy?Copy !req
1887. Emmet!Copy !req
1888. Lucy!Copy !req
1889. We did it.Copy !req
1890. Emmet, wait.Copy !req
1891. Batman, there's something
I need to say to you.Copy !req
1892. No. Wyldstyle...Copy !req
1893. I mean...Copy !req
1894. Lucy.Copy !req
1895. He's the hero you deserve.Copy !req
1896. Thanks, Batman.Copy !req
1897. I liked Emmet before it was cool.Copy !req
1898. Whoops, I have the antidote for the Kragle.Copy !req
1899. How did that happen?Copy !req
1900. Yay!Copy !req
1901. - De-Kragler.
- Watch this.Copy !req
1902. - Yay!
- Oh, Mommy, Daddy.Copy !req
1903. You're okay!Copy !req
1904. - Oh, son!
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
1905. We're okay, son.Copy !req
1906. Guys, time to come up for dinner.
It's Taco Tuesday, your favorite.Copy !req
1907. - Okay, honey. We'll be up in a sec.
- Yeah, we'll be up in a sec!Copy !req
1908. - I gotta tell you something.
- What?Copy !req
1909. Now that I'm letting you
come down here and play...Copy !req
1910. guess who else gets to
come down here and play?Copy !req
1911. - Who?
- Your sister.Copy !req
1912. What?Copy !req
1913. Well, things sure have a way
of working out smoothly.Copy !req
1914. Am I right, guys?Copy !req
1915. What?Copy !req
1916. We're from the Planet Duplon.Copy !req
1917. We are here to destroy you.Copy !req
1918. Oh, man.Copy !req
1919. Yes, this is real music.Copy !req
1920. Dark, brooding...Copy !req
1921. important....Copy !req
1922. groundbreaking.Copy !req
1923. Check out the lyrics.Copy !req
1924. DarknessCopy !req
1925. No parentsCopy !req
1926. Continued darknessCopy !req
1927. More darkness. Get it?Copy !req
1928. The opposite of lightCopy !req
1929. Black holeCopy !req
1930. Curtains drawnCopy !req
1931. In the basementCopy !req
1932. Middle of the nightCopy !req
1933. Blacked-out windowsCopy !req
1934. Other places that are darkCopy !req
1935. Black suitCopy !req
1936. Black coffeeCopy !req
1937. You get it. That's just the first verse.Copy !req
1938. DarknessCopy !req
1939. No parentsCopy !req
1940. Super richCopy !req
1941. Kind of makes it betterCopy !req