The Last Days of Frank and Jesse James (1986)

1. NOPE, I DIDN'T HEAR ANY TALK ABOUT DICK LIDDIL.

2. HEARD PLENTY ABOUT THE ASSASSINATION OF PRESIDENT GARFIELD THOUGH.

3. WHOLE TOWN'S TALKIN' ABOUT WHAT OUGHTA BE DONE TO PEOPLE WHO SHOOT PRESIDENTS.

4. THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN BOOTH A MEDAL.

5. REAL STRANGE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT DICK LIDDIL.

6. HOW'D YOU SPEND YOUR TIME THERE IN KANSAS CITY FOR TWO WEEKS?

7. A WOMAN FROM NEW ORLEANS. ACTUALLY, A SPORTING LADY.

8. MUST HAVE BEEN TO KEEP YOU INSIDE FOR TWO WEEKS.

9. - AS ROUND ABOVE AS SHE WAS BELOW? - SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL.

10. HER EYES WERE HAZEL. PART FRENCH.

11. AFTER THE FIRST EVENING, THE PLEASURE OF HER COMPANY WAS GRATUITOUS.

12. WE ATTENDED THE THEATER.

13. WE EVEN WAITED BREAKFAST FOR YOU, FATHER.

14. YEAH, I BET YOU'RE HUNGRY AS I AM, AREN'T YOU? MM-HMM.

15. - JESSE!

16. I'VE JUST KILLED JESSE JAMES!

17. I WAS ADJUTANT TO JO SHELBY'S CONFEDERATE CAVALRY DIVISION...

18. WHEN I FIRST NOTICED FRANK AND JESSE...

19. ON THE FRONT EDGE OF OUR CAVALRY CHARGES.

20. THEY WERE SERVING WITH QUANTRILL'S GUERRILLA COMPANIES,

21. PARTICIPATING IN DARING RAIDS ON UNION STEAMBOATS, TRAINS AND BANKS.

22. AFTER THE WAR, THEY SETTLED DOWN FOR A FEW YEARS TO FARM.

23. THEN, FOR REASONS KNOWN ONLY TO THEMSELVES,

24. THEY RESUMED THE TRADE THEY HAD LEARNED SO WELL,

25. RAIDING MORE THAN 25 BANKS AND TRAINS BEFORE THEY WERE DONE.

26. AFTER 15 YEARS OF THIS, FRANK AND JESSE DECIDED TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

27. IT WAS 1877.

28. I WAS PERHAPS THEIR CLOSEST FRIEND.

29. I CAN ATTEST THAT THIS IS AN AUTHENTIC ACCOUNT...

30. OF THE FINAL DAYS OF FRANK AND JESSE JAMES.

31. WHOA.

32. WELL,

33. DOES IT HAVE THE LOOK OF A HOME 40?

34. DEPENDS ON WHAT ALL'S LURKIN' IN THERE...

35. AND IF WE'RE STAYING.

36. HEY, JESS. HANNAH.

37. NICE HOUSE.

38. DECIDED TO GIVE IT A TRY, DID YA?

39. THERE'S NOT MANY PLACES LEFT.

40. HOW ARE ZEE AND LITTLE JESSE?

41. THEY'RE MOVING IN. GOOD.

42. DID YOU BUY THIS IN NASHVILLE?

43. NO. MY FOLKS SENT IT TO ME FROM INDEPENDENCE.

44. WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND, JESS?

45. THERE.

46. YOU STILL CALLING YOURSELF TOM HOWARD?

47. JOHN. JOHN DAVIS HOWARD. JOHN.

48. FOLD IT ONE MORE TIME.

49. BE NICE IF WE CAN USE ONE NAME AND KEEP IT FOR A WHILE.

50. FRANK'S GOT HIMSELF WELL KNOWN AROUND HERE AS BEN WOODSON.

51. AND WHERE IS MY LEARNED BROTHER?

52. CAN'T YOU HEAR HIM? YOU MISERABLE MISTAKE!

53. YOU VACUUM-BRAINED SON OF AN ILLEGITIMATE JACKASS!

54. YOU DETESTABLE, DEMONIAC DREGS!

55. I DON'T LIKE YOU MULES.

56. YOU AIN'T WORTH THE SALT IN YOUR HAY.

57. NOW, HYAH, MULES.

58. ONCE MORE TO THE BREACH, YOU SCULLION!

59. YOU RAPSCALLION!

60. YOU FUSTILARIAN!

61. I'LL TICKLE YOUR CATASTROPHE!

62. SAW YOUR DUST, DINGUS.

63. EVERY PINKERTON AGENT IN MISSOURI...

64. KNOWS YOU CUSS YOUR MULES IN SHAKESPEAREAN.

65. THAT'S WHY I'M IN TENNESSEE.

66. HOW YOU LIKE YOUR NEW PLACE?

67. WE'RE EVEN BUYING RUGS.

68. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ALL THIS GOOD PASTURE.

69. GONNA PLANT NEXT SPRING.

70. THESE ARE HALCYON FIELDS, JESSE.

71. A COOL, SWEET BREEZE SWEEPS THROUGH HERE.

72. SEEMS TO PURGE MY LUNGS.

73. WELL, YOUR SWEARING'S BETTER.

74. MOST OF MY NEIGHBORS GO TO CHURCH.

75. I PLAY CARDS WITH THE SHERIFF,

76. DIP SOME 40-ROD WITH THE CONSTABLE,

77. TAKE DINNER OCCASIONALLY AT THE HOUSE OF A SENATOR.

78. YOU'RE GETTIN' SO REPUTABLE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO REGISTER...

79. SO'S I CAN VOTE FOR YOU.

80. I GOT SOME HOGS THAT'LL TAKE A PREMIUM PRIZE AT THE FAIR,

81. IF YOU CARE TO BET AND STICK AROUND AWHILE.

82. I'M GONNA STICK AROUND, FRANK, BUT NOT TO WATCH YOUR PIGS WEAR RIBBONS.

83. I GOT TWO BOXCARS OF HORSES COMING INTO NASHVILLE.

84. IF THESE ANIMALS DON'T FIRE YOUR BLOOD, YOUR HEART'S NOT BEATING.

85. I COULD USE A HAND IF YOU WANNA RIDE OVER THERE TOMORROW.

86. FOR A WHILE THERE, I THOUGHT RUTHERFORD HAYES HAD LOST THE ELECTION.

87. MOST CORRUPTED ELECTION IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY.

88. TILDEN HAD HIM BEAT BY 20 ELECTORAL VOTES.

89. SHOWS YOU WHAT THE REPUBLICANS WILL DO TO KEEP A HARD MONEY POLICY OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

90. GENTLEMEN, THIS IS MY BROTHER-IN-LAW JOHN D. HOWARD.

91. THIS IS JAKE IGELHART AND JACK WATSON.

92. A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, GENTLEMEN.

93. MY HORSES ARE ARRIVING ON A LATER TRAIN.

94. MR. IGELHART'S A BREEDER ALSO.

95. BREEDS QUARTER HORSES.

96. I NOTICED THIS ONE OF YOURS.

97. HEY, HOW'D YOU COME BY THIS GUERRILLA SADDLE HERE?

98. A CAVALRY CAPTAIN WAS HOLDING THREE QUEENS TO MY FLUSH.

99. PISTOL HOLSTERS ON THE FRONT ARE NOT CAVALRY ISSUE.

100. I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT ASKING.

101. THE MAN WAS SIZABLE. I IMAGINE SO.

102. MOST GUERRILLAS IS ALL WOOL AND A YARD WIDE.

103. LOSING TO A MAN OF YOUR DELICATE WAYS...

104. MUST'VE GIVEN HIM THE FANTOD, HMM?

105. WELL, MAYBE WE'LL MEET AT ONE OF THE RACETRACKS, MR. IGELHART.

106. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.

107. IT'S NOT IGELHART YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR.

108. IT'S THE OTHER FELLOW YOU MET BACK THERE, JACK WATSON.

109. HE'S FROM THE BIG EYE.

110. A PINKERTON DETECTIVE? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

111. YEAH. HE KEEPS ME APPRISED OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE JAMES GANG.

112. A PLEASANT FELLOW. YOU DO HAVE CHEEK, FRANK.

113. I WANT A HOME, JESSE, AND THIS IS THE PLACE.

114. RIGHT NOW I'D FEEL AT HOME IN AN HONEST POKER GAME.

115. I KNOW ONE, IF YOU PROMISE TO GO EASY.

116. YOU THE JOHN D. HOWARD HAD A HORSE IN THE ST. LOUIS RACES LAST FALL?

117. WELL, NOW, IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY,

118. THAT HORSE COULD'VE BEEN CLOCKED WITH A SUNDIAL.

119. - HIS NAME'S RED FOX.

120. THEY WAS GONNA SEND OUT HOUND DOGS TO FIND HIM AFTER ONE RACE.

121. DEALER TAKES TWO.

122. I'M GONNA RACE HIM AGAIN...

123. HERE AT THE NEXT FAIR.

124. MR. HOWARD, I'M SURE LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT OCCASION.

125. TREAD SOFTLY, JIM.

126. YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A MAN WHO RIDES A GUERRILLA SADDLE.

127. - PISTOL BAGS BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A DRAGOON. - GRACIOUS ME.

128. NOW, WHO'D YOU RIDE WITH? MOSBY? MORGAN?

129. NOW, DON'T TELL ME.

130. YOU RODE UNDER THE TERRIBLE BLACK FLAG OF QUANTRILL'S RAIDERS.

131. YOU RIDE WITH BLOODY BILL ANDERSON? THE JAMES BOYS?

132. THE YOUNGERS, HUH?

133. YES, SIR. ALL THOSE BLOOD-CRAZY KILLERS.

134. WELL, MR. HOWARD, I'M GONNA RAISE YOU $35.

135. I ENJOYED IT, GENTLEMEN.

136. ACES AND TENS.

137. MR. HOWARD, HE SCARED YOU AWAY WITH A PAIR OF SEVENS.

138. GUESS I SHOULD STICK TO HORSES.

139. I BELIEVE THAT MAN HAS SOME RABBIT IN HIM. MM-HMM.

140. I'D THINK THAT AFTER 20 YEARS, YOU'D LEARN WHEN TO BET.

141. HE WAS HOLDING THREE OF A KIND. I GOT WABASHED.

142. I MUST SAY YOUR CONSTRAINT WAS A MARVEL TO BEHOLD.

143. I PROMISED ZEE WE WOULDN'T BE MOVING.

144. SHE'S PREGNANT, SHE THINKS.

145. YOU'RE GETTING AHEAD OF ME ON FAMILY THINGS.

146. YEAH, AND BY THE TIME I PAY THE FREIGHT ON MY HORSES, I'M GONNA BE SHY OF CAPITAL.

147. ZEE WANTS SOME OF THOSE EASTERN-STYLE RUGS THAT COST A TON.

148. THERE'S A STAGECOACH UP IN KENTUCKY.

149. NO.

150. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE INTERESTED...

151. NOW THAT YOU'RE A SON OF A SOWER.

152. WANT TO LOOK AT SOME PICTURES?

153. HEY, THIS IS A BIBLE, JESS.

154. - MY DEAR. - DID I DO IT AGAIN?

155. - YOU CALLED HIM JESSE TWICE.

156. IT'S TIM, BOY.

157. TIMOTHY EDWARDS HOWARD,

158. AND YOU BE PROUD OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME.

159. MAJOR EDWARDS IS AN AUTHOR AND AN EDITOR,

160. AND HE'S A CAVALRYMAN TO BE PROUD OF.

161. LOOK AT THAT BOOK THERE, TIM. THAT'S THE BABY MOSES.

162. THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN EARTHMAN'S STORE.

163. THIS LITTLE BOY WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS, "I'M GEORGE IGELHART."

164. WHEN HE HEARS MY NAME, HE BLURTS OUT THAT I'M MARRIED TO THE RABBIT MAN.

165. HIS DADDY SAID SO.

166. HUH?

167. SOMEONE'S COMIN'.

168. HERE.

169. I WOULDN'T DO THAT TOO OFTEN, DICK.

170. I HAD TO MAKE SURE THIS WAS YOUR PLACE.

171. YOU LOOK HUNGRY AS YOUR HORSE.

172. LAST TIME I SAW YOU, THERE WAS ENOUGH GOLD DUST STRETCHED ACROSS YOUR SADDLE...

173. TO KEEP YOU FAT FOR FIVE YEARS.

174. THERE'S TOO MANY LONELY WOMEN OUT THERE...

175. STARVIN' FOR AFFECTION, AS YOU KNOW.

176. YEAH, AND I KNOW HOW LONESOME THEY GOTTA BE TOO.

177. WELL, I HEARD YOU WERE A LANDED GENTRY,

178. SPECULATING IN WHEAT AND HORSES.

179. IN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH OF THE LORD, MR. LIDDIL.

180. A COUPLE OF THESE ANIMALS, RED FOX THERE AND JIM SCOTT,

181. ARE GONNA RIP AND TEAR AT THE LOCAL TRACKS.

182. I READ THERE'S A BLIGHT OUT IN KANSAS ROTTIN' DOWN ALL THE CROPS.

183. YEAH. IT DIDN'T HELP MY WHEAT SPECULATING ANY.

184. IT'S BEEN ALL HOMINY, NO HAM FOR ME TOO.

185. I LEFT TWO GOOD MEN BACK IN TOWN.

186. MISSOURI BOYS, MISSED OUT ON THE WAR.

187. HOW ARE THEY AT MAINTAINING THEIR COMPOSURE?

188. WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'RE WILLING.

189. WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHIN 300 MILES OF HERE.

190. THE LAW THINKS WE'RE EVERYWHERE BUT TENNESSEE.

191. I UNDERSTAND THAT, MR. HOWARD.

192. GIDDAP. GIDDAP. GIDDAP, DUMBBELL.

193. YOU SLUGGARDS! YOU POLTROONS! YOU PLOT TREASON!

194. I'LL HOIST THEE BY THY OWN PETARDS!

195. I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND BOIL YOU IN BRINE!

196. WHOA! WHOA!

197. HEY, DICK, STILL DEFLOWERING THE MAIDS?

198. LIFE IS A GARDEN, BUCK. DICK CAME DOWN THROUGH KENTUCKY,

199. VISITING UNCLE GEORGE'S NEW WIFE.

200. NEW WIFE? HE DIDN'T STAY A WIDOWER VERY LONG.

201. IF YOU SAW HIS NEW WIFE, YOU WOULD KNOW WHY.

202. YOUNG, PRETTY? MORE THAN THAT.

203. KNOCK YOUR HAT OFF, I'LL TELL YA.

204. DICK SAYS SHE'S GOT MORE MOVING PARTS THAN A STEAM CALLIOPE.

205. UNCLE GEORGE ALWAYS WAS AN ACTIVE MAN FOR HIS AGE.

206. I THOUGHT WE'D GO BY AND VISIT HIM BY WAY OF WEST VIRGINIA.

207. THEY GOT A BANK OVER THERE IN HUNTINGTON, HANDLES A LOT OF YANKEE MONEY.

208. IS THAT WHY YOU'RE DOIN' IT, JESSE?

209. STRIKE ANOTHER BLOW AGAINST THE NORTH?

210. THIS HERE IS JIM AND BUD McDANIELS,

211. ADMIRERS FROM MISSOURI. A REAL PRIVILEGE, FRANK.

212. HE'S SURE RIGHT. WHERE WE GREW UP,

213. AIN'T NOBODY DOESN'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT YOU AND JESSE,

214. ABOUT HOW Y'ALL CUT THROUGH UNION TROOPS AND ALL.

215. FURTHER AWAY THAT WAR GETS, THE MORE GLORIOUS IT LOOKS TO PEOPLE.

216. YOU FELLAS EVER HOLD BACK A P.C.?

217. A POSSE COMITATUS.

218. BANK DEPOSITORS TRYING TO GET BACK THEIR LIFE SAVINGS?

219. WE KNOW HOW TO SHOOT.

220. WOULDN'T MIND HAVIN' YOU ALONG, BUCK.

221. EASY TO SEE WHY.

222. ONE LAST BANK?

223. IF YOU TELL ME THERE'S A TIME LOCK ON THAT VAULT,

224. THEY'LL BE MOPPIN' UP YOUR BRAINS FOR A WEEK.

225. OPEN IT!

226. WHY AREN'T THEY CLEARING THE STREETS?

227. ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY INSIDE!

228. INSIDE! MOVE!

229. I'LL TAKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT.

230. BUSY TOWN. OHH!

231. HAVE A SEAT, GENTLEMEN.

232. THE CHICAGO PAPERS ARE STILL CALLING US "THE OUTLAW STATE."

233. EXPRESS COMPANIES ARE REFUSING TO PUT CASH ON OUR RAILROADS.

234. I THINK WE'RE ALL FAMILIAR WITH THE REPERCUSSIONS OF TRAIN ROBBERIES, GOVERNOR.

235. THE LEGISLATURE'S CONSIDERING AMNESTY FOR FRANK AND JESSE JAMES.

236. AMNESTY.

237. FRANK AND JESSE JAMES HAVE BEEN ROBBING MORE THAN 20 BANKS OVER FIVE STATES...

238. AND KILLED— NO, MURDERED SOME TWO DOZEN PEOPLE.

239. AND ALL WE CAN DO IS THINK ABOUT AMNESTY?

240. WE'VE HAD THEM SURROUNDED THREE TIMES, BUT THEY WERE WARNED EACH TIME.

241. AND EACH TIME YOU MISS, THE LEGEND GROWS.

242. WHY, THE PEOPLE ARE CALLING THEM "LANCELOT" AND "ROBIN HOOD."

243. AND SINCE YOUR PEOPLE THREW THAT BOMB INTO THEIR HOME,

244. THEY'RE ALMOST MARTYRS. THAT WAS A COAL OIL SMOKE POT, NOT A BOMB.

245. MRS. JAMES SWEPT IT INTO THE FIREPLACE, CAUSING THE EXPLOSION.

246. NEVERTHELESS,

247. IT KILLED THEIR STEPBROTHER, BLEW OFF THEIR MOTHER'S ARM,

248. WHICH SHE NOW WALKS AROUND IN PUBLIC, WAVING LIKE A REBEL FLAG.

249. - IF THIS IS A CASTIGATION OF THE PINKERTON AGENCY— - SIT DOWN, MR. PINKERTON!

250. NOW, MY REPUTATION IS JUST AS MUCH AT STAKE AS YOURS.

251. SHERIFF TIMBERLAKE HERE IS ABOUT THE ONLY LAWMAN...

252. THAT CAN RECOGNIZE THE JAMES BOYS ON SIGHT.

253. MORE MONEY IS BEING MADE AVAILABLE TO ME...

254. BY THE RAILROADS AND THE EXPRESS COMPANIES.

255. LARGER POSSES JUST MAKE FOR LOUDER WARNINGS.

256. WELL, WE'RE THINKING ABOUT LARGER REWARDS.

257. WELL, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, WHY, IT'S BEEN TWO— NO, THREE YEARS, JESSE!

258. TOO LONG, MAJOR.

259. UNCLE GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE YOUR UNIFORM WOULD STILL FIT.

260. CLARENCE!

261. BOY, YOU HADN'T EATEN A BITE SINCE I SEEN YOU LAST.

262. WELL, I CAN STILL WRESTLE YOU DOWN AND FILL YOUR NOSE WITH DANDELIONS.

263. BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING THAT FOOLISH, I MIGHT JUST PUT A HORSE UNDER YOU...

264. IN THE NASHVILLE RACES. YOU HOLLER WHEN.

265. AT LAST, I MEET THE ILLUSTRIOUS,

266. UNDEFEATED GALAHADS OF THE NOBLE CAUSE.

267. I BID YOU WELCOME.

268. YES, SIR, THAT IS SOME STEPMOTHER YOU GOT THERE.

269. THAT'S RIGHT. AND YOU JUST REMEMBER SHE'S MY FATHER'S WIFE.

270. WELL, I'LL TRY.

271. THE SETTING SUN, MUSIC AT THE CLOSE,

272. THE LAST TASTE OF SWEET, THE SWEETEST LAST.

273. WRIT IN REMEMBRANCE MORE THAN THINGS LONG PAST.

274. I MUST CONFESS, I HAD THOUGHT THE NICKEL NOVELS...

275. MUST HAVE EXAGGERATED YOUR LEARNING.

276. I WOULDN'T BELIEVE VERY MUCH THAT'S WRITTEN ABOUT US FROM ANY SOURCE.

277. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO FAMOUS,

278. SO IDOLIZED AND YET SO—

279. SO FEARED?

280. WELL, SINCE NOBODY KNOWS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE,

281. THERE'S NOT MUCH TO FEEL FAMOUS ABOUT,

282. EXCEPT FOR WHAT THEY WRITE ABOUT US IN THE NEWSPAPERS.

283. AND I'M JUST THANKFUL THE NEWSPAPERS DON'T ELABORATE ON OUR INEPTITUDES,

284. LIKE THE TIME THAT WE STOPPED A TRAIN WITH JUST A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS...

285. WHEN A HALF HOUR BEHIND WAS A TRAIN WITH $150,000.

286. IN NORTHFIELD, MINNESOTA, WE GOT NOTHING.

287. LOST SIX MEN AND THE YOUNGERS...

288. ALL BECAUSE A BRAVE BANK OFFICER...

289. FOOLED US INTO THINKING THE VAULT WAS ON A TIME LOCK.

290. - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BRAVE BANK OFFICER? - HE DIED BRAVELY.

291. I KILLED HIM.

292. UM, HOW MANY MEN DID YOU KILL IN THE WAR?

293. CLARENCE, NEITHER WAR NOR DISEASE ARE SUITABLE SUBJECTS AT SUPPER.

294. MORE THAN I CARE TO REMEMBER.

295. YOU DON'T FEEL SORRY ABOUT BRINGIN' DOWN BLUE-BELLIES, DO YA?

296. THEY WERE TRYIN' TO BLOW YOU INTO ETERNITY, WEREN'T THEY?

297. NOT HALF AS HARD AS I WAS TRYING TO BLOW THEM INTO ETERNITY.

298. TO THE CONFEDERACY...

299. AND TO THE SOUTHERN LOYALISTS WHO NEVER BUCKLED UNDER.

300. OH, DEAR! GEORGE!

301. WE SHOULD SEND FOR DR. SIMMONS! NO.

302. I JUST NEED SOME MORPHINE AND FRESH BANDAGE.

303. I'LL GET TO THE DRUGGIST.

304. THAT'S A LARGE CALIBER.

305. LOOKS LIKE A WAR WOUND.

306. THAT'S A SNUG BANDAGE FOR SOMEONE DISTURBED BY WAR AND DISEASE.

307. I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO HELP AFTER THE BATTLE OF CHICKAMAUGA.

308. I GOT A SLUG OF LEAD INSIDE ME.

309. I CAN FEEL IT IN THERE, I KNOW IT.

310. RIGHT NEXT TO MY HEART.

311. REMINDED ME OF THE LAST TIME I TRUSTED A YANKEE.

312. IS IT TRUE YOU AND FRANK HAD INDIAN WIVES UP IN NEBRASKA?

313. COMELY CHEYENNE MAIDS WITH RAVEN TRESSES?

314. THIS FAMILY DOESN'T HAVE MANY SECRETS LEFT, DOES IT?

315. DID YOU LOVE HER, OR DID YOU MERELY HAVE A NEED?

316. A LITTLE OF BOTH.

317. I WAS 19.

318. SHE HAD HER NEEDS TOO.

319. SOME WOMEN DO.

320. SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.

321. YOU'RE BURNIN' UP.

322. HE GETS FEVERISH FROM THOSE OLD WOUNDS SOMETIMES.

323. LEAD SPLINTERS FROM MINIBALLS PUTRIFY.

324. HE'S GONNA BE ASLEEP FOR A WHILE.

325. AND THAT BANDAGE IS GONNA TURN YELLOW AND STINK.

326. I'LL, UH, SEE ABOUT MORE BANDAGES.

327. YOU'D BE BETTER OFF IN THE ARMS OF MORPHEUS, JESSE.

328. GIVE ME A PULL OF THAT, BUCK.

329. NOW, MR. GREENER, THE APOTHECARY, SAID...

330. TWO DOSES A DAY IS ALL YOU NEED FOR A BULLET WOUND.

331. THAT'S ONE WOUND.

332. IF I WIN A FEW RACES FOR YOU,

333. WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT LETTIN' ME GO ALONG ON ONE OF YOUR RAIDS?

334. I KNOW THE RISK.

335. YOU WATCHING WHAT I'M DOING HERE, COUSIN?

336. IT'S A TIRESOME WEIGHT.

337. I CAN'T GO TO THE PRIVY WITHOUT THESE.

338. CAN'T SLEEP A SINGLE NIGHT WITHOUT HEARIN' A TWIG CRACKIN',

339. A LEAF RUSTLIN'.

340. I HEAR THE SOFTEST FOOTSTEPS.

341. YOU BEEN DOIN' IT 19 YEARS. CAN'T HATE IT ALL THAT MUCH.

342. STRICTLY SURVIVIN'.

343. NINETEEN YEARS WITHOUT A HOME.

344. I'M LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT OF IT, NOT A WAY TO BRING MORE RELATIVES INTO IT.

345. IT'S YOUR FRIEND WHISKEYHEAD RYAN.

346. HE LOOKS LONELY.

347. I'M OFFERING NO ENTICEMENT FOR YOU TO VISIT US, RYAN.

348. YOU LOOK LIKE AN AUCTION AT AN ARMORY.

349. THERE'S A BANK IN LOUISVILLE.

350. WE COULD WATER IT.

351. I MEAN, WE COULD TAKE IT WHILE WATERING OUR HORSES.

352. DO I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, RYAN? IF YOU EVER COME AROUND HERE AGAIN—

353. BUCK, THAT'S UNNECESSARY.

354. DID YOU INVITE HIM UP HERE?

355. YOU TELL HIM WHERE I LIVE?

356. I'LL BE RIDIN' ON NOW, BUCK.

357. I CAN TELL WHEN I AIN'T WANTED AROUND.

358. THAT BANK'S A FOLD DOWN.

359. MONEY COULD'VE CRAWLED IN OUR JEANS.

360. I'D LIKE A PERSONAL WORD WITH YOU, JESSE.

361. I WAS GONNA SAY I WAS SORRY ABOUT BILL RYAN.

362. I DIDN'T TELL HIM TO COME DOWN HERE.

363. BUT SINCE YOU PUT IT THAT WAY—

364. YOU COULDN'T BEAR THE IDEA OF ME FARMING, ME SETTLING IN.

365. THE COMFORT I GET FROM READING BOOKS ALWAYS SEEMED TO BEDEVIL YOU, DINGUS.

366. YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS SON OF A BITCH!

367. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT OUR REAL FATHER.

368. ANOTHER LEARNED MAN.

369. A GOOD MAN.

370. SO GOOD, HE LEFT US.

371. HE HAD TO. HE COULDN'T LIVE WITH THE INFIDELITY.

372. I NEVER BELIEVED THOSE RUMORS.

373. PROBABLY 'CAUSE YOU WERE BORN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SHEETS.

374. YOU GOTTA BE A GENUINE BASTARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT ONE.

375. HELL, WE DON'T EVEN LOOK ALIKE, FRANK.

376. COULD BE THE READING MADE ME MORE HANDSOME.

377. NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

378. WANT TO BORROW SOME BOOKS?

379. I SHOULD'VE WON! YOU GOT BOXED IN. YOU'LL LEARN.

380. I BELIEVE THE WAGER WAS FOR $50, RABBIT MAN.

381. YOU PROMISED ZEE.

382. YOU PROMISED ME.

383. THE LIGHT OF DIVINE MERCY'S SHINING ON YOU, BROTHER IGELHART.

384. YOU JUST GOT YOUR LIFE SAVED.

385. TWENTY-FIVE CENTS A SHOT FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE FIRE BRIGADE.

386. WE REALLY NEED THOSE NEW HOSES.

387. ARE THERE ANY OTHER EAGLE-EYED PISTOLEERS...

388. WHO WOULD CARE TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR PROWESS IN A CIVIC CAUSE?

389. GOT ANY MONEY LEFT, MR. IGELHART?

390. WHAT DO YOU PROPOSE, MR. HOWARD?

391. I'LL DONATE $50 FOR EVERY CANDLE I MISS.

392. YOU DONATE 50 FOR EVERY ONE I PUT OUT.

393. YOU'RE A MOST CHARITABLE MAN, MR. HOWARD.

394. UH, TABLE GUN.

395. LEFT-HANDED, HE IS. LOOK AT HIM.

396. LIGHT 'EM AGAIN.

397. THERE'S NO LIMIT TO OUR BENEVOLENCE, IS THERE?

398. THE FIRE BRIGADE NEEDS HOSES.

399. WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA PROVE HERE TONIGHT, JOHN?

400. WELL, WHERE I WAS RAISED, BEN,

401. THEY TAUGHT US TO SNUFF CANDLES WITHOUT KNOCKING 'EM DOWN.

402. THEY CONSIDERED IT GOOD MANNERS.

403. AW, HE WON'T DO IT.

404. LIGHT 'EM AGAIN.

405. GENTLEMEN, EXCUSE ME A MOMENT.

406. DO YOU THINK ANYONE'S GONNA BELIEVE WE'RE FARMERS NOW?

407. HAVE SOME REGARD FOR YOUR FAMILY...

408. OR MINE.

409. GENTLEMEN, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW THANKS YOU...

410. FOR THE $300 CONTRIBUTION TO THE FIRE BRIGADE.

411. ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN! WE GOT PLENTY AMMUNITION LEFT!

412. WHO'S GONNA BE NEXT? AN ASTOUNDING DISPLAY, I MUST SAY.

413. THEY'LL BE REGALING THE WONDERS OF JOHN DAVIS HOWARD...

414. FOR MONTHS.

415. THEY MAY THINK YOU'RE A MATCH FOR JESSE JAMES, MR. HOWARD.

416. WHERE'S THE MAJOR?

417. PARTAKING IN GAMES OF CHANCE...

418. IN VARIOUS AND SORDID SALOONS.

419. AND YOU'RE LEFT WITHOUT A GAME OF CHANCE.

420. NOT ENTIRELY.

421. THERE ARE TWO-HANDED GAMES THAT HOLD MY INTEREST.

422. SLIDE OVER, MISS SARA.

423. WHAT A PERFECTLY CHARMING ASSIGNATION.

424. I'M ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE...

425. TO THE MOST WANTED MAN IN AMERICA.

426. I COULD STEP TO THAT WINDOW

427. JESSE JAMES IS MY LOVER.

428. BELLS WOULD RING.

429. IF YOU WENT TO THE WINDOW LIKE THIS,

430. NOBODY WOULD HEAR A WORD YOU'D SAY.

431. LANCELOT AND GUINEVERE.

432. THE ENCHANTED TRYST.

433. AND NOW, MY DESPERADO,

434. HAVE YOUR WILL OF ME.

435. PULL, IAGO, YOU BLACKGUARD!

436. I'LL RENDER YOU VILE BEASTS AS CARRION!

437. HAH! PULL! COULD BE YOUR LEARNIN' THAT MIRES THESE MULES DOWN, BUCK.

438. NO CREATURE CAN LISTEN TO THAT MANY SHAKESPEAREAN WORDS WITHOUT GAINING WEIGHT.

439. YOU ARE DRESSED TO THE NINES.

440. THERE'S AN OCCASION OF A SPECIAL NATURE UP AT THE HOUSE...

441. WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH ABUSING THESE ANIMALS.

442. - I WANT TO GET THIS STUMP OUT NOW. - YOU WANT SOME HELP?

443. - HYAH! - WHOA!

444. - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? - YOU, YOU JACKASS.

445. I'M WEARIN' A SUIT. YOU—

446. YOU—

447. GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, BUCK! YOU ARE SO PRETTY! YOU ARE SO PRETTY!

448. SOUNDS LIKE AN ORGAN. IT'S A MELODEON.

449. GENERAL SHELBY HAD IT SHIPPED DOWN.

450. YOU CURIOUS ABOUT WHO DELIVERED IT?

451. MAJOR EDWARDS? AND MOM.

452. ♪ OLD BOYS MAKIN' NOISE

453. BRAVE DAYS, BOYS.

454. AND MY BOYS ARE BRAVER STILL.

455. HOW YOU BEEN, JESSE?

456. I BEEN MEAN, MAMA. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING.

457. I DON'T CARE HOW MEAN YOU BEEN. YOU AIN'T BEEN MEAN ENOUGH.

458. TIME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT, TIM.

459. HERE'S YOUR NAMESAKE, MAJOR EDWARDS. GOOD NIGHT, MAJOR EDWARDS.

460. GOOD NIGHT, SON. PUT ME DOWN.

461. OKAY. PUT ME DOWN.

462. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO BED.

463. NIGHT, JIM.

464. JESSE, THAT BOY WILL BE GIVING ORDERS SOON.

465. HE'S GOT THE LOOK OF JO SHELBY IN HIS EYE. HOW IS GENERAL SHELBY?

466. LIKE ALWAYS,

467. HE'S SCORCHING THE GOVERNMENT, BERATING THE REPUBLICANS.

468. A COUPLE OF RAILROADS HAVE OFFERED HIM MEMBERSHIP ON THE BOARDS OF DIRECTORS.

469. THEY THINK MAYBE IT'LL KEEP YOU BOYS OFF THE TRAIN.

470. PROVIDED IT'S NOT THE CHICAGO ROCK ISLAND RAILROAD.

471. I THINK HE REALIZES THAT LINE CONSPIRED WITH THE PINKERTONS,

472. - KILLED YOUR BROTHER ARCHIE. - AND BLEW MY ARM OFF, THEY DID!

473. DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY PROMOTED THAT ENGINEER,

474. WILLIAM WESTFALL, TO CONDUCTOR?

475. PRACTICALLY GAVE THAT MAN A MEDAL FOR HELPIN' KILL MY BOY.

476. WILLIAM WESTFALL PROMOTED TO CONDUCTOR?

477. FROM KANSAS CITY TO ST. LOUIS.

478. WE OUGHTA RIDE THAT LINE SOMETIME.

479. FRANK, GIVE ME YOUR GUN.

480. ANYONE ELSE BUMPTIOUS ENOUGH TO DARE THAT WOULD BE EITHER DEAD OR...

481. SPLENDIDLY MAIMED AT THIS MOMENT.

482. TOM CRITTENDEN, THE GOVERNOR OF MISSOURI,

483. PLACES AS MUCH TRUST IN ME AS YOU TWO.

484. HE ALSO KNOWS THAT YOU CHOSE FOR YOUR BOY THE MIDDLE NAME OF EDWARDS.

485. UNDOUBTEDLY, HE'S DESTINED FOR DOUBLE GREATNESS.

486. WHAT'S THE GOVERNOR OFFERING?

487. YOU WOULD STAND TRIAL FOR ONE OR TWO TRAIN ROBBERIES IN MISSOURI,

488. AND HE WOULDN'T EXTRADITE YOU TO ANY OTHER STATE.

489. STAND TRIAL?

490. I HAVE THREE OF THE BEST LAWYERS IN MISSOURI READY TO DEFEND YOU AT NO COST.

491. THEY SAY THE WITNESSES TO YOUR CRIMES ARE FEW AND UNRELIABLE.

492. WHY NOW?

493. THE PINKERTONS AND SHERIFF TIMBERLAKE...

494. ARE CONTACTING OLD FRIENDS AND RELATIVES OF MEN WHO RODE WITH YOU.

495. THEY ALREADY TRIED THAT.

496. THIS TIME THEY'RE OFFERING FREEDOM,

497. IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION...

498. AND $10,000.

499. IT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, MY FRIENDS.

500. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT, BUCK?

501. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY BOY GROW UP.

502. WELL, SO WOULD I,

503. BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M HANDING MYSELF OVER TO RED-LEGGED YANKEES...

504. - WHO WANNA SETTLE WAR GRUDGES. - THE GOVERNOR'S PROMISED—

505. THE HELL WITH HIS PROMISES! A ROPE'S WAITING.

506. A ROPE IS WAITING!

507. LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BEHIND ON YOUR DRINKING, BILL.

508. YEAH. SOMETHIN' GOT CROSSWISE IN MY STOMACH.

509. BRING ME SOME OF THEM RAW OYSTERS OVER HERE, WILL YA?

510. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL STAY DOWN.

511. WE SAW JIM CUMMINGS.

512. HE JUST CAME UP FROM SELMA, ALABAMA.

513. HE SAYS THERE'S A FEDERAL CANAL PROJECT GOIN' ON DOWN THERE.

514. THE PAYMASTER LEAVES OUT ONCE A MONTH.

515. HE CARRIES $10,000 IN FEDERAL CURRENCIES TO PAY ALL THE WORKERS.

516. WHY DIDN'T CUMMINGS DO IT?

517. SOME HUSBAND CAUGHT HIM POUNDIN' THE FEATHERS WITH HIS EVER-FAITHFUL.

518. CUMMINGS HAD TO FIND ANOTHER LONGITUDE.

519. FEDERAL PAYMASTER?

520. GOOD, FRANK.

521. THAT TREE'S GROWING GOOD.

522. HMM?

523. THAT WHITE OAK TREE YOU PLANTED THE DAY LITTLE FRANK WAS BORN.

524. YEP. IT STOOD THE WINTER.

525. BY THE TIME HE'S 16, THERE'LL BE A GOOD SHADE FROM IT.

526. IT'S JESS, FRANK.

527. THIS OUGHTA COVER WHAT I OWE YA.

528. IT'S TOO BAD WE DIDN'T LOOK FOR A FEDERAL PAYMASTER SOONER.

529. HOW MUCH THAT LEAVE YOU?

530. ENOUGH TO CARRY ZEE THROUGH WHILE WE GO SEE MAJOR EDWARDS ABOUT THE GOVERNOR'S OFFER.

531. HOW SERIOUS ARE YOU?

532. WHEN YOU WANT TO LEAVE?

533. OH, JESS!

534. OHH!

535. WHERE'S RYAN? ON HIS WAY BACK IN MISSOURI.

536. GUESS I TOLD YA MY NAME IS HILL.

537. TOM HILL.

538. BUT Y'ALL DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT...

539. 'CAUSE I'LL BE MOVIN' ON AT DAWN.

540. SAY, YOU GOT PHOTOGRAPHIC EQUIPMENT...

541. IN THIS SUMP HOLE? YOU TRYING TO SAY "CAMERA"?

542. THIS TOWN WILL NEVER SEE THE LIKES OF TOM HILL AGAIN.

543. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH WE'RE GONNA WORRY ABOUT THAT.

544. STAND BACK!

545. I MEAN, STAND BACK!

546. YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SON OF THE SAVAGE LAND!

547. CYCLONIC FEROCITY!

548. MOST UNIVERSALLY FEARED OUTLAW EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI!

549. MOVE YOUR HANDS AT YOUR OWN PERIL.

550. I'M A CRIMINAL!

551. NO TELLING WHAT SORT OF DEVASTATION...

552. WILL GIVE RISE TO THE WAIL OF WIDOWS...

553. WHEN A GENUINE HELL STOMPER...

554. IS OFF HIS HUMOR.

555. THE FUNERAL PARLOR IS OPEN TONIGHT!

556. GET THE GUN!

557. ARE THESE YOUR SADDLEBAGS, MR. HILL?

558. LOOKS LIKE 'EM.

559. I REALLY DON'T THINK OL' RYAN WOULD BETRAY A FRIEND.

560. THEY'RE OFFERING HIM $10,000 AND HIS FREEDOM.

561. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'D DO IF YOU WE'RE SITTIN' THERE IN THAT JAIL?

562. WELL, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU IN MISSOURI.

563. I GOT A LITTLE BUSINESS IN KENTUCKY.

564. ONE PLACE WHERE YOU AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS IS AROUND MY STEPMOTHER.

565. YOU MARK THAT DOWN.

566. IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STAY AND STAND GUARD AT YOUR PA'S HOUSE...

567. WITH HER COMBIN' THAT RED—

568. HOLD IT! HOLD IT!

569. WE GOT OTHER THINGS TO TEND TO.

570. THEY GOT BILL RYAN OVER IN NASHVILLE.

571. HE'S HOLDIN' TO THE NAME OF TOM HILL.

572. NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE JAMES GANG YET.

573. SHERIFF TIMBERLAKE WILL BE HERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN...

574. AS SOON AS HE GETS A DESCRIPTION.

575. I'M NOT READY TO MOVE ANNIE AND MY BOY, JESS.

576. I'M GOING TO SEDALIA. I'M GONNA FIND MAJOR EDWARDS.

577. I WANNA KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE STAND.

578. YOUR CHOICE OF FRIENDS IS GONNA BURY YOU, JESSE.

579. HYAH!

580. THEY JUST POSTED THIS DOWN AT THE DEPOT.

581. "DEAD OR ALIVE. $25,000.

582. THE LARGEST REWARD EVER FOR ANYBODY IN HISTORY."

583. IT'S WORTHLESS. THAT'S FOR BOTH OF THEM.

584. THEY CAN SOONER PULL A HOG THROUGH A STRAW.

585. YOU'RE GONNA INTRODUCE ME TO JESSE LIKE YOU PROMISED.

586. YEAH, BUT I WOULDN'T BANK ON HIM LETTING YOU RIDE ALONG WITH HIM.

587. WE'RE NOT EVEN CERTAIN HE'S COMING THIS WAY.

588. HE ALWAYS STOPS BY OUR PLACE ON THE WAY TO HIS MOM'S.

589. WELL, IF HE DOES, I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HIM ALL ABOUT YOUR GRIT...

590. AND HOW YOU'VE READ UP ON ALL OF HIS EXPLOITS.

591. WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE HE'S GOT ANYTHING PLANNED, BOBBY.

592. ON THE OTHER HAND, WHEN JESS SEES THAT POSTER, HE JUST MIGHT KICK HIS HORSE.

593. HEY, CHARLEY, THERE IS NOT ANYTHING I'LL EVER WANT MORE...

594. THAN THE HONOR AND JUBILATION...

595. OF RIDIN' BETWEEN FRANK AND JESSE JAMES.

596. BUGLER!

597. I WAS IN THE INDIAN TERRITORIES, BUCK.

598. YOU KNOW, MAJOR, IT'S POSSIBLE TO DIE...

599. FROM EVEN THE VERY BEST WHISKEY.

600. I KNOW, BUT IT TAKES SO DAMN LONG.

601. I HEAR SHERIFF TIMBERLAKE IS SHIPPING WHISKEYHEAD RYAN BACK TO KANSAS CITY.

602. DOES THAT MEAN THE GOVERNOR'S NO LONGER INTERESTED IN OUR SURRENDER?

603. THERE IS A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY NAMED WALLACE.

604. HE'S CONVINCING THE GOVERNOR THAT THE ENTIRE JAMES GANG...

605. CAN BE BROUGHT TO THE GALLOWS IN A MATTER OF WEEKS.

606. I WAS ABOUT READY TO TURN MYSELF IN.

607. EVEN JESSE WAS COMING AROUND.

608. SHERIFF TIMBERLAKE IS SAID TO BE CLOSE TO STRIKING A BARGAIN...

609. WITH ONE OR TWO MEMBERS OF THE JAMES GANG.

610. CLOAKROOM GOSSIP HAS IT THERE'S A WOMAN OR TWO ACTING AS EMISSARY.

611. I'LL BET YOUR HUSBAND NEVER DID THIS.

612. WELL, SURE, HE DID, WHEN HE WAS AROUND.

613. MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE'S NOT AROUND ANYMORE, MARTHA.

614. LOOKS LIKE YOUR HERO COMIN'.

615. WELL, JUMPIN' JUBILEE.

616. YOU DIDN'T HAVE A FAMILY WHEN YOU PASSED THROUGH HERE LAST.

617. TIM, MARY, THIS IS MARTHA BOLTON.

618. ZEE, THESE ARE MY BROTHERS.

619. HEY, KIDS.

620. WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE BILL RYAN TRIAL?

621. AH, RYAN'S GOT LOCKJAW. STONE SILENT.

622. SOME OF THE WITNESSES ARE TAKING VACATIONS.

623. GOVERNOR CRITTENDEN IS SENDING MILITIA AND MUNITIONS.

624. HE'S SCARED SPITLESS YOU'RE GONNA LEAD A CAVALRY CHARGE...

625. UP THE COURTHOUSE STEPS.

626. JESS, THIS IS MY BROTHER BOB.

627. THE ONE WHO USED TO PUT MOLASSES ON THE CAT?

628. THE RAILROAD EMPLOYEES ARE NOT WILLIN' TO TESTIFY ABOUT THE GLENDALE ROBBERY.

629. THEY REMEMBER THE NUMBER OF HOLES IN JOHN WITCHER...

630. ON MARCH 11, 1874...

631. AND TURNCOAT DANIEL ASKEW ON THE MORNING OF JANUARY 27, 1875.

632. YOUR BROTHER'S A BUNDLE OF FACTS.

633. YEAH, HE'S BEEN READIN' UP, WAITIN' HIS CHANCE.

634. GOT HAM AND PIE INSIDE,

635. IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE WRINKLES OUT OF YOUR STOMACHS.

636. THAT HAS A CERTAIN GRAND APPEAL RIGHT NOW.

637. WE GOTTA GET OVER TO MY MAMA'S PLACE BEFORE DARK.

638. I'LL DRIVE THE OTHER WAGON, IF WOODY'D LIKE TO VISIT WITH MY SISTER.

639. YOU GOT YOUR MOUTH OPEN AGAIN, CHARLEY.

640. I WOULDN'T MIND THE COMPANY, THOUGH.

641. AND I WOULDN'T MIND SOME PIE.

642. IF YOU'RE NEEDING SOMEBODY TO STAND SENTRY DUTY,

643. SOMEBODY WITH GRIT AND INTELLIGENCE,

644. I CAN ARRANGE TO RIDE ALONG.

645. I DON'T CARE WHO RIDES WITH ME.

646. I'M WHAT YOU CALL GREGARIOUS.

647. HYAH!

648. I HEAR THAT YOU RODE WITH CAPTAIN BILL ANDERSON.

649. YOU REALLY LIKE THIS WATCH? YES, SIR.

650. KEEP IT. TIME DOESN'T MEAN MUCH TO ME ANYMORE.

651. SEE IF YOU CAN GET TIME ENOUGH TO TAKE THESE CUPS OUT TO CHARLEY AND BOB.

652. THAT OUGHTA HOLD 'EM TILL THEY CAN GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT.

653. - WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR DADDY? - THANK YOU.

654. YOU KNOW, JESSE,

655. THAT BOB FORD LOOKS RIGHT AT YA.

656. HIS EYE NEVER STRAYS WHEN HE'S TALKIN' TO YA.

657. TAKES PRACTICE TO DO THAT.

658. HE'S GOT A MIND OF HIS OWN.

659. HE'S SMARTER THAN CHARLEY.

660. I KNOW I'LL FEEL BETTER...

661. WHEN YOU'RE CLICKIN' STIRRUPS WITH YOUR BROTHER AGAIN.

662. MR. FRANK LOOKS OUT FOR YOU.

663. HAVIN' SUCH A RESPONSIBLE BROTHER LOOKIN' OUT AFTER ME ALL THE TIME...

664. IS PROBABLY WHAT RUN ME WILD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

665. - ANYTHING LEFT FOR ME? - OH! FRANK!

666. HI, FRANK.

667. YEAH, I GOT PLENTY LEFT FOR YOU, BOY.

668. HERE. TUCK YOUR NAPKIN IN.

669. BUMPED INTO A 19-YEAR-OLD KID OUT THERE.

670. THAT'S CHARLEY'S BROTHER.

671. I'D SAY HE STILL PUTS LEMONADE IN HIS BEER.

672. SOMEBODY DROP A FROG IN YOUR DRAWERS, MR. FRANK?

673. MAJOR EDWARDS TELLS ME THAT THEY'RE SLIDIN' MONEY TO SOME OF OUR FRIENDS,

674. AND THE RAILROADS ARE GOIN' FOR BROKE.

675. ANY NOTION OF WHICH FRIENDS?

676. NO, BUT I KNOW HOW MUCH REWARD MONEY THEY'RE OFFERING.

677. TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?

678. DEAD OR ALIVE.

679. LORDY.

680. JESSE, YOU KNOW WHO'S A CONDUCTOR ON THAT LINE?

681. SIR?

682. THANK YOU.

683. THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU.

684. THANK YOU.

685. THANK YOU, SIR.

686. WILLIAM WESTFALL. WELL, I WILL BE DAMNED.

687. WOULD YOU BE THE FAMOUS ENGINEER WHO GOT PROMOTED FOR BOMBIN' THE JAMES BOYS' PLACE?

688. NOTHING IN HIS LIFE BECAME HIM LIKE THE LEAVING IT.

689. MY GOD! ARE YOU JESSE JAMES?

690. OPEN THAT VAULT. OR DO YOU WANNA GET YOUR MAIL WITH THE GROUNDHOGS?

691. EVERYONE WANTS TO GET ROBBED BY JESSE JAMES.

692. IF I HAVE TO BE ROBBED,

693. BY THUNDER, I'D RATHER IT BE AT THE HANDS OF FIRST-CLASS ARTISTS,

694. MEN OF NATIONAL REPUTATION.

695. THANK YOU.

696. YOU A FARMER?

697. KEEP IT.

698. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.

699. WHY?

700. I'M SORRY.

701. TIME TO SKEDADDLE, BOYS.

702. ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU'LL SHOOT YOURSELF INTO A FEMALE.

703. IF YOU DO, I KNOW SOME MEN WHO'LL TAKE YOU DANCIN'.

704. ONLY FIVE THOUSAND.

705. IN CHICAGO, A LOT OF THE LINES ARE CARRYIN' MONEY FROM A DOZEN BANKS NEXT WEEK.

706. NO ONE'LL EXPECT US BACK THAT QUICK.

707. WE CAN'T LET THE RAILWAYS KEEP POSTIN' DEAD OR ALIVE OFFERS, BUCK.

708. I CAN'T. I'M DONE WITH THIS, DINGUS.

709. TERMINUS FINIS, EVER AND ANON.

710. - GONNA READ SHAKESPEARE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? - YES, SIR.

711. WHEN I'M NOT HUGGIN' AND KISSIN' MY WIFE AND KIDS, I AM.

712. REVENGE HAS LOST ITS TASTE,

713. AND THERE'S NO BOTTOM TO IT.

714. YEAH, I WAS SET TO QUIT TOO.

715. I WAS.

716. YOU MISSED THIS—

717. THE HIGH RISK, HAVIN' MONEY AT THE SQUEEZE OF YOUR FINGERTIPS.

718. YOU GOT SOMETHIN' IN YOU I NEVER HAD, JESSE.

719. YOU DON'T BELIEVE THOSE RUMORS ABOUT OUR MAMA SHARIN' HER FAVORS?

720. - DID YOU EVER ASK HER? NO.

721. IF THAT'S YOUR ROAD TO GLORY,

722. MY ROAD'S BACK TO TENNESSEE.

723. DO ME THAT ONE FAVOR, BUCK.

724. BEFORE THEY CLOSE THE LID ON THE COFFIN, MAKE DAMN SURE YOU TURN ME OVER.

725. SO EVERYONE CAN KISS YOUR BETTER SIDE GOOD-BYE?

726. THE WHOLE WORLD.

727. MIGHT COME SEE YOU, BUCK.

728. GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE.

729. FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST.

730. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET ME GET SOME MORE SLEEP TONIGHT...

731. IF I'M GONNA DO ANY COOKIN'.

732. TRAIN ROBBING LEAVES ME WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM.

733. YEAH, I NOTICED.

734. GOT SOME HAM AND EGGS GOIN', AFTER YOU'RE WASHED UP.

735. SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE STEPPIN' ON PETTICOATS EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.

736. HAVE SOME COFFEE, WOOD.

737. ONE DAY SOON YOU'RE GONNA GET TANGLED UP IN THE WRONG LACE.

738. SOUNDS LIKE A NICE, WARM RISK TO ME, PARTNER.

739. YOU'RE LUCKY MY FATHER HASN'T CHALLENGED YOU.

740. HE'S REAL STEADY WITH A DUELING PISTOL.

741. HE'LL NEED A GATLING GUN AND A CASE OF AMMO...

742. BY THE TIME HE HEADS UP ALL THE MEN THAT'VE HAD THEIR WAY WITH YOUR STEPMAMMY.

743. - YOU'RE A BRASS-BOTTOMED LIAR. - THE MAJOR'LL HAVE TO DUEL JESSE.

744. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO ELATED ABOUT.

745. YOU JUST KILLED JESSE'S FAVORITE COUSIN.

746. HE'LL BE AFTER THE BOTH OF YOU.

747. MAYBE EVEN ME.

748. OH, LORD.

749. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

750. THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GONNA DO IS BURY HIM BEFORE JESSE DROPS IN.

751. HE'LL FIND OUT. ONCE HE'S ON THE SCENT, HE'LL FIND OUT.

752. CLEAN UP YOUR OWN MESS,

753. PISTOLEER.

754. JESSE'LL BE AFTER US JUST AS SURE AS CAN BE.

755. NOT IF WE MOVE FIRST.

756. MAY I PRESENT THE GOVERNOR, TOM CRITTENDEN,

757. AND WILLIAM WALLACE, THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY.

758. GENTLEMEN, THIS IS MRS. MARTHA BOLTON.

759. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, MA'AM. THANK YOU JUST THE SAME.

760. I'M HERE TO SEE IF WE HAVE TERMS WORTH TALKIN' ABOUT.

761. IT'S MY EVERY HOPE THAT WE DO.

762. WHAT IS IT YOU WOULD LIKE, AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER, MRS. BOLTON?

763. DICK LIDDIL IS READY TO SURRENDER AND TO TESTIFY,

764. UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS.

765. TWO OTHER MEN IN THE GANG WILL WORK WITH YOU,

766. UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS.

767. YOUR BROTHERS?

768. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER...

769. THAT WOULD... BENEFIT ME?

770. WE'RE COMING IN FROM SOUTH OF PLATTE CITY...

771. TO MAKE A QUICK SURVEY AT THE COURTHOUSE.

772. IF ALL THE CONSTABLES ARE AT A TRIAL JESSE KNOWS ABOUT,

773. WE'LL MOVE UP A FEW BLOCKS TO THE BANK, THEN NORTH INTO THE BRUSH.

774. NO SUBSTITUTE FOR EXPERIENCE, IS THERE?

775. THE THREE OF YOU COULD ROB THAT BANK WITHOUT A SHOT.

776. YOU GOT SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS, GOVERNOR?

777. FRANK AND JESSE JAMES HAVE BEEN ROBBIN' BANKS AND TRAINS...

778. FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS,

779. AND IT'S INCONCEIVABLE TO ME THAT THEY COULD SUSTAIN SUCH A RECORD...

780. WITH SUCH YOUNG MEN.

781. HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON? TWENTY-ONE, SIR.

782. THIS IS SMITH & WESSON'S NEW NUMBER THREE,

783. A PERSONAL GIFT FROM JESSE WOODSON JAMES...

784. AFTER HE MADE SOME MENTION OF OBSERVING MY PLUCK AND DARING DURING TWO TRAIN ROBBERIES.

785. NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT HE BE CAPTURED,

786. THAT HE STAND TRIAL?

787. YOU DON'T WANT TO TRY ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN, BOB.

788. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YA?

789. YES, SIR.

790. REAL STRANGE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT DICK LIDDIL.

791. HOW'D YOU SPEND YOUR TIME THERE IN KANSAS CITY FOR TWO WEEKS?

792. A WOMAN FROM NEW ORLEANS.

793. ACTUALLY, A SPORTING LADY.

794. MUST HAVE BEEN TO KEEP YOU INSIDE FOR TWO WEEKS.

795. - AS ROUND ABOVE AS SHE WAS BELOW? - SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL.

796. DIG IN. IT'S A LONG RIDE TO PLATTE CITY.

797. HELLO, NOW. DICK LIDDIL SURRENDERED.

798. YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING NEW ABOUT DICK.

799. I DIDN'T.

800. W-WHAT ABOUT DICK?

801. IT SAYS HERE HE SURRENDERED TO TIMBERLAKE THREE WEEKS AGO...

802. IN KANSAS CITY.

803. THEY WERE PROBABLY JUST KEEPING IT QUIET.

804. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE DAMN LAW'S GONNA DO.

805. YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE WITH YOUR SISTER...

806. TILL THE MEN FINISH BREAKFAST.

807. YOU WERE RIGHT THERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

808. - YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING? - I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

809. WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY STRANGE.

810. NEVER MIND. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

811. WE'LL GO TO PLATTE CITY AND TAKE THAT BANK ANYWAY.

812. EAT, BOB.

813. YOU GOT A HARD ROAD AHEAD.

814. HE'S ONTO US.

815. WHY DOESN'T HE JUST COME OUT WITH IT?

816. HE'S TOYING WITH US, JUST LIKE DEAD MICE.

817. SO, WHEN ARE WE HEADIN' DOWN TO PLATTE CITY?

818. WARM IN HERE.

819. SHAME TO KEEP A MORNING LIKE THIS OUT.

820. DON'T WANT SOMEBODY PASSIN' BY TO...

821. SEE ME IN ALL THIS HARDWARE.

822. MIGHT THINK THERE WAS A BAD MAN INSIDE HERE.

823. THAT OLD PICTURE SURE LOOKS DUSTY.

824. JESSE.

825. JESSE!

826. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

827. OH, JESSE.

828. IT WON'T STOP!

829. THE BLOOD, IT JUST KEEPS COMING. IT WON'T STOP.

830. WHY?

831. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

832. I'VE JUST KILLED JESSE JAMES!

833. FATHER?

834. [ Men, Women ] ♪ OH, WHAT PEACE

835. NO.

836. NO.

837. BOB FORD KILLED MY BOY.

838. HIS BLOOD MONEY!

839. NO, MOTHER JAMES. NO. NO.

840. HIS LIFE AIN'T WORTH PENNIES.

841. I PRAY YOU'LL LET IT BE KNOWN THAT OUR PLAN WAS FOR THE CAPTURE OF JESSE,

842. NOT THIS.

843. IT MATTERS NOT.

844. THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE.

845. BEFORE WE DRAW LOTS,

846. THE MEN THOUGHT WE SHOULD CONSULT WITH YOU AND YOUR FEELINGS...

847. ON WHAT HAS TO BE DONE.

848. WHATEVER THE FORDS DREAD MOST WILL HAPPEN.

849. A LOT OF US WOULDN'T BE ALIVE IF IT WEREN'T FOR JESSE...

850. AND YOU.

851. AND WITH YOUR SITUATION,

852. YOU MAY BE BEST OFF LEAVIN' THE FORDS TO SOMEONE ELSE.

853. I'LL SEE TO BOB AND CHARLEY FORD, SAM.

854. WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOUR HAND TO PLAY AS YOU WISH, FRANK.

855. STILL, SOME OF US MAY BUMP INTO THE FORDS BEFORE YOU DO.

856. NO TELLIN'.

857. I'LL SEE TO THE FORDS.

858. HE TURNED FROM THE WINDOW, SMILIN',

859. LOOKIN' ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS HE UNBUCKLED HIS GUN BELT.

860. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I'D SEEN HIM WITHOUT HIS GUNS ON,

861. AND I KNEW IN AN INSTANT THAT HE THREW 'EM OFF TO QUIET ANY SUSPICIONS I MIGHT HAVE...

862. THAT HE'D STUMBLED ONTO MY SCHEME.

863. HE SEEMED TO BUSY HIMSELF WITH SOMETHIN'...

864. TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION ON MY MIND...

865. THAT HE'D FORGOTTEN THE INCIDENT AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE.

866. THERE WASN'T A SPECK OF DUST ON THAT PICTURE.

867. TAKIN' OFF HIS GUNS TO DUST THAT PICTURE WAS A SHAM...

868. TO PUT ME OFF GUARD SO HE COULD FINISH ME OFF LATER TONIGHT,

869. WHEN HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN WERE NOT PRESENT.

870. I DECIDED IT WAS NOW OR NEVER.

871. - DONE! - [ Jeering, Shouting ]

872. FRANK, NO.

873. A COWARD DIES A THOUSAND DEATHS, FRANK.

874. LET THIS ONE DIE A FEW THOUSAND MORE.

875. YOU'RE STILL A YOUNG MAN, FRANK.

876. IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE FRUITFUL YEARS AHEAD OF YOU,

877. AT LEAST CONSIDER ANNA...

878. AND THAT BEAUTIFUL, INTELLIGENT BOY OF YOURS.

879. COLE YOUNGER AND HIS BROTHERS ARE SERVING THEIR SEVENTH YEAR IN MINNESOTA.

880. THEY'LL BE THERE INTO THE 20th CENTURY.

881. AND YOU EXPECT ME TO STAND TRIAL?

882. NONE OF THEM HAD A BROTHER WHO WAS KILLED BY A HIRED ASSASSIN.

883. FRANK,

884. PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME.

885. GOVERNOR, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 21 YEARS,

886. I ALLOW ANOTHER MAN TO TAKE MY GUN.

887. IT'S THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

888. I PROMISE YOU EVERY PROTECTION...

889. AND AS FAIR A TRIAL...

890. AS IF YOU WERE THE SON OF A PRESIDENT.

891. SHERIFF, I'VE NEVER PAID MONEY TO ATTEND A TRIAL.

892. YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET, STEP ASIDE. HEY, YOU!

893. SIR! YES, SIR, A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. COULD WE HAVE A FEW WORDS?

894. GENTLEMEN, I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO GO INTO THEIR BACKGROUNDS AND LAURELS AT THIS MOMENT.

895. HOWEVER, THE ATTORNEYS FOR THE DEFENSE INCLUDE A FORMER U.S. CONGRESSMAN,

896. A FORMER LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR AND A MEMBER OF THE SUPREME COURT COMMISSION.

897. SIR, SIR, IS IT TRUE THAT THREE OF YOUR COUNSELORS SERVED IN THE NORTHERN ARMY?

898. YES. NO ONE CAN SAY THIS IS NORTH AGAINST SOUTH.

899. ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE ISSUE OF THIS TRIAL— I MEAN, THE LOST CAUSE?

900. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE CALLING IN GENERAL JO SHELBY,

901. THE MOST RESPECTED CAVALRY LEADER IN THE WEST, RIGHT?

902. GENERAL SHELBY WILL APPEAR. SIR—

903. MAY IT PLEASE YOUR HONOR,

904. THE DEFENSE CALLS A GREAT SOLDIER,

905. GENERAL JOSEPH AUVIS SHELBY.

906. NOW, GENERAL SHELBY, AS A PLANTATION OWNER...

907. I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THAT FOR FIVE YEARS PRIOR TO THE WAR...

908. YOU LED RAIDS IN KANSAS.

909. WOULD YOU TELL THESE GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY IF THAT'S TRUE, AND WHY.

910. TO KILL FREE STATE MEN. AND I DID KILL 'EM.

911. AND I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF NOW.

912. WE MISSOURIANS HAD NO BUSINESS THERE EXCEPT RETALIATION,

913. AND THAT'S A FRAIL REASON.

914. THOSE WERE THE DAYS WHEN SLAVERY WAS IN THE BALANCE,

915. AND THE VIOLENCE ENGENDERED MADE MEN IRRESPONSIBLE.

916. THE TROUBLE WE STARTED ON THE BORDER IN THE 1850s...

917. STILL BORE FRUIT 10 YEARS LATER.

918. GENERAL, WHAT EFFECT...

919. DO YOU THINK THAT HAD ON THE JAMES BROTHERS?

920. WELL, THE KANSAS MILITIA WAS NOT ABOUT TO FORGIVE HIM.

921. FRANK, IN PARTICULAR, WAS HOUNDED AND HARASSED...

922. BECAUSE OF HIS WARTIME RECORD AS A GUERRILLA...

923. BY THE SAME MEN WHO HAD HUNG HIS STEPFATHER.

924. SIR, DURING YOUR BRILLIANT MILITARY CAREER,

925. I'VE ALWAYS HEARD, AT LEAST ON ONE OCCASION,

926. THAT YOU WERE ALMOST CAPTURED.

927. COULD YOU TELL THIS JURY ABOUT IT?

928. IT WAS DURING A UNION COUNTERCHARGE AT PRAIRIE GROVE IN 1863.

929. FRANK SAW MY SITUATION,

930. ALERTED HIS CAPTAIN AND LED A DASH TO MY RELIEF,

931. DRIVING BACK THE ENEMY AND RESCUING ME.

932. SO I DO NOT FEEL IT INCUMBENT UPON ME TO BETRAY THE MEN...

933. WHO HAVE RISKED THEIR LIVES IN THE DEFENSE OF MINE.

934. AND FRANK JAMES WAS ONE OF THOSE MEN.

935. YES, SIR.

936. THAT'S ALL.

937. GENERAL SHELBY, YOU SAY YOU HAVE NOT SEEN FRANK JAMES SINCE 1872.

938. THAT'S CORRECT.

939. I HAVE HERE A BILL OF LADING,

940. A WAYBILL FOR A CONSIGNMENT TO FRANK JAMES—

941. A SEWING MACHINE AND A MELODEON—

942. DATED FEBRUARY 7, 1877.

943. ARE THESE YOUR INITIALS, SIR?

944. YES, THOSE ARE MY INITIALS.

945. AND YOU STILL WANT TO TESTIFY THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEEN FRANK JAMES IN 10 YEARS?

946. ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I'M LYING?

947. - WHAT ELSE ARE WE TO BELIEVE? - WOULD YOU CARE TO MAKE IT A PERSONAL MATTER, SIR?

948. GENERAL SHELBY, YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY...

949. TO A DUEL.

950. I HAVEN'T SEEN FRANK JAMES SINCE 1872.

951. I HAVE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.

952. GENERAL, THANK YOU, SIR.

953. YOU CAN COME DOWN NOW.

954. YOUR HONOR, MAY I HAVE PERMISSION TO SHAKE HANDS WITH MY OLD COMRADE?

955. YOU MAY NOT, SIR.

956. THANK YOU.

957. EVEN IF WESTFALL HAD NOT BEEN THE CONDUCTOR OF THE TRAIN,

958. JESSE WOULD'VE KILLED SOMEBODY...

959. TO BOND US ALL TOGETHER.

960. HOW, EXACTLY, WAS WILLIAM WESTFALL KILLED?

961. WELL, AFTER HE ASKED JESSE FOR HIS TICKET, HE BOLTED.

962. THEN JESSE SHOT HIM.

963. AND THEN I HEARD ANOTHER SHOT.

964. YOU "HEARD"?

965. JESSE WAS BETWEEN ME AND THE CONDUCTOR.

966. THERE WERE PEOPLE AROUND.

967. WHO FIRED THE NEXT TWO SHOTS?

968. MUST'VE BEEN JESSE.

969. WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE TRUTH, MR. LIDDIL?

970. "THE STATE OF MISSOURI VS. FRANK JAMES.

971. "MURDER.

972. WE FIND THE DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY AS CHARGED."

973. NO!

974. THE BULLET STRUCK HIM RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR, AND HE FELL LIKE A LOG.

975. I KNEW WHEN I SAW THAT .44 CALIBER BULLET STRIKE, IT WAS ALL UP WITH JESSE.

976. THAT IS HOW I KILLED JESSE JAMES.

977. WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN FRANK JAMES COMES TO TOWN?

978. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, FRANK JAMES WAS JUST ACQUITTED.

979. I WILL BE HERE.

980. RIGHT HERE.

981. YOU COWARD! COWARD!

982. ACQUITTED?

983. FRANK'S NOT GONNA PUT HIMSELF BACK IN JAIL, CHARLEY.

984. I'M NOT GONNA JUST STAND HERE AND WAIT FOR HIM.

985. MR. JAMES, MY NAME IS JOHN EULICH.

986. I PRODUCE THEATRICAL SHOWS.

987. MR. EULICH, YOU MUST BE THE 17th OR 18th PRODUCER TO APPROACH ME.

988. WELL, SURELY, SIR, YOU MUST CONSIDER—

989. AND I'LL NOT BE A PART OF ANY SHOW WHICH GLORIFIES OUTLAWS.

990. JUST HEAR ME OUT, SIR.

991. NOW, YOU ARE CERTAINLY AS FAMOUS AS SITTING BULL AND BUFFALO BILL, AND—

992. NO.

993. MUST BE ONE OF THOSE GRAMOPHONES I'VE BEEN HEARIN' ABOUT.

994. ASTONISHING, ISN'T IT?

995. MR. EDISON ISN'T CONTENT WITH SIMPLY DEVISING THE ELECTRIC LIGHT BULB.

996. NOW HE CREATES SOUND AS WELL.

997. WHAT DO YOU HEAR FROM CREED, COLORADO?

998. THE MOST SUCCESSFUL SALOON IN TOWN IS STILL OWNED BY BOB FORD.

999. STILL ALIVE,

1000. BUYIN' DRINKS ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF JESSE'S DEATH.

1001. DID YOU EVER KNOW ED KELLY, CONSTABLE FROM ST. JOE?

1002. YES. JESSE DID HIS MOTHER A FAVOR ONCE.

1003. HE SWORE TO KILL FORD WHEN HE LEFT THESE PARTS.

1004. HE TRIED, ON THE ANNIVERSARY DAY.

1005. THE GUN MISFIRED. DELIGHTFUL.

1006. RATTLING GOOD WAY TO REFRESH MR. FORD'S CONSCIENCE.

1007. FOR 10 YEARS HE'S TOASTED JESSE'S DEATH.

1008. IT WAS CHAMPAGNE THIS YEAR.

1009. YOU INTERESTED IN BOB FORD?

1010. A LOT OF PEOPLE COME OVER HERE JUST TO TAKE A LOOK AT HIM.

1011. THEY LIKE TO SEE THE SLAYER OF JESSE JAMES...

1012. AND NOT PUT ANY MONEY IN HIS POCKET.

1013. I HEAR SOMEBODY TRIED TO DO HIM IN.

1014. THAT'D BE OUR DEPUTY SHERIFF ED KELLY.

1015. HE GETS OUT OF JAIL TOMORROW.

1016. GET OUTTA HERE!

1017. AND STAY OUT!

1018. AND DON'T COME BACK!

1019. STAY OUTTA HERE.

1020. - WHAT HAPPENED OVER THERE? - I TRIED TO TALK TO FORD'S NEW CHIPPIE.

1021. HE OWES ME $80, AND HE TELLS HER I GOT A DISEASE.

1022. SOMEBODY IS GONNA IRRIGATE HIS LIVER ONE OF THESE DAYS...

1023. WITH A BUFFALO GUN.

1024. I THOUGHT THE JUDGE ORDERED YOU OUT OF THE VALLEY, ED.

1025. THAT'S RIGHT, BY FORD'S RECOMMENDATION.

1026. HOWEVER, AN EX-SHERIFF IS ENTITLED TO A GOING-AWAY DRINK, ISN'T HE?

1027. ARE YOU ED KELLY FROM ST. JOE, MO?

1028. YEAH. DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER?

1029. WE HAD A MUTUAL FRIEND.

1030. DAMNED IF HE HASN'T GOT A GUN.

1031. GIVE ME THE GUN, FRENCHIE!

1032. HELLO, BOB.

1033. GOOD-BYE, BOB.

1034. IN THE YEARS TO FOLLOW, FRANK JAMES LIVED PEACEFULLY.

1035. IN 1903, ON COLE YOUNGER'S RELEASE FROM PRISON,

1036. THE TWO FORMER OUTLAWS TOURED AMERICA IN A WILD WEST SHOW.

1037. FRANK JAMES DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES AT THE JAMES HOMESTEAD...

1038. ON FEBRUARY 18, 1915.