The Invisible Maniac (1990)

1. - All our tests show that

2. he's an extremely bright child, bordering on genius.

3. However, as you well know,

4. he's both mentally and emotionally unstable.

5. I strongly feel that any outside emotional stimulus

6. could be what pushes him over the edge.

7. You have to be gentle, Mrs. Dornwinkle.

8. I urge you to give him trust and understanding

9. during this very difficult period.

10. You have a very confused little boy there.

11. However, he's a very, very sweet child.

12. Give him the trust and understanding

13. he so desperately needs.

14. - I will, Doctor, and thank you for everything.

15. - What are you doing?

16. - Nothing, Mother.

17. - Oh, nothing, huh?

18. What are you looking at?

19. - I'm just looking through my telescope.

20. Oh, you're just looking through your telescope, huh?

21. Oh, you filthy, stinking pervert!

22. - Oh, Mom, please don't.

23. - You should be in here studying, not acting like

24. some sexually depraved vagrant off the street.

25. How do you expect to become a scientist

26. if this is how you spend your time?

27. Women are bad, Kevin.

28. Women are evil.

29. Now, I don't want you looking at them,

30. I don't want you talking to them,

31. and I don't want you thinking about them.

32. You should be studying.

33. - But Mom!

34. - Don't "but Mom" me, you little nothing!

35. You're grounded for a year.

36. You're not leaving this room

37. and I'm boarding up your windows!

38. - Mom, please!

39. - Kevin Dornwinkle, you are a failure.

40. Do you understand me?

41. Now, I don't want to hear you talking back to me again.

42. Am I understood?

43. You make me sick.

44. - Fellow scientists,

45. welcome to the International Physics Symposium.

46. As you well know, we have gathered here

47. at the request of Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle,

48. who claims his latest scientific finding

49. will be the greatest single discovery of the century.

50. Dr. Dornwinkle, I think I speak

51. on behalf of everyone in this room

52. when I admit my skepticism over your so-called breakthrough,

53. but nonetheless, you have our undivided attention.

54. - Thank you, doctors.

55. As you know, my area of expertise

56. is the area of molecular reorganization.

57. Now, as a result of my years of experimentation

58. with the realignment of atomic particles,

59. I have not only been able

60. to recreate a substance within a substance,

61. I have been able to de-create any substance

62. via molecular reorganization.

63. - We've all read your theories of molecular reorganization

64. in the journals, Dr. Dornwinkle,

65. but what I can't understand is

66. what new material are you getting at?

67. - My molecular reorganization...

68. theories, as you call them,

69. are about to be proven as reality before your very eyes.

70. To put it in its simplest terms,

71. I have devised a way

72. for a man

73. or a woman

74. to become completely invisible.

75. - That's ridiculous. I don't believe that.

76. - I came all the way from Belgium for such nonsense?

77. - I am so confident about my work,

78. that instead of injecting my serum into a pig,

79. I will demonstrate my serum on myself.

80. Feast your eyes on a miracle of modern medicine.

81. - I can still see you, Dr. Dornwinkle.

82. - Dornwinkle, you are a disgrace

83. to the scientific community.

84. - Dornwinkle, you're the stupidest man I've ever seen.

85. - You want to see invisible?

86. Watch us all leave!

87. - The only thing invisible about you, Dr. Dornwinkle,

88. is your brain!

89. - No!

90. No!

91. No!

92. - Last month, a quadruple murder

93. sent shockwaves through the scientific community

94. when Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle went berserk,

95. killing in cold blood

96. four of the world's top scientific minds.

97. Now, in a turn of events

98. almost as shocking as the murders themselves,

99. Dr. Dornwinkle will escape the death penalty

100. due to a psychiatrist's testimony

101. that he is mentally incapable of standing trial.

102. Dr. Dornwinkle will be committed to

103. the State Institution for the Criminally Insane,

104. where he will undergo extensive therapy.

105. And on a lighter note, navy jackets are back.

106. - Go, go! Fetch!

107. Fetch, fetch, fetch!

108. Yeah! Yeah!

109. Yeah!

110. - Well, didn't you all hear the news?

111. I mean, it was on TV, and my mom told me. Woke me up.

112. How did he die?

113. - Maybe he ate himself to death, huh?

114. - Yeah.

115. - Sounds more like something you'd do, Gordon.

116. - Oh, ha-ha.

117. - Very funny, Joan.

118. - Man, I can't believe Mr. Frankis is dead.

119. What a heavy trip, man.

120. - Heavy trip. - Maybe he had a heart attack.

121. He had high blood pressure, you know?

122. - How would you know that he had high blood pressure?

123. - How could you not know?

124. I mean, his face was always as red as a beet.

125. - True.

126. Hey, maybe since Old Man Frankis kicked the bucket,

127. we won't have to take physics this summer.

128. - All right, dude!

129. - How can you guys be so heartless?

130. Mr. Frankis just died

131. and all you care about is getting out of class.

132. - I'm not heartless. Watch.

133. - Aw. - Oh, take it home.

134. Come on. - Get a room, huh?

135. - All right, class.

136. Settle down and take your seats.

137. As your principal, it is my sad task to inform you that

138. Mr. Frankis, our physics teacher, died last week.

139. - Excuse me, Ms. Cello. How'd he die?

140. - Thank you for your concern, Bubba.

141. Mr. Frankis unfortunately choked to death on a sandwich.

142. - What kind of sandwich was that?

143. - A barbecue beef sandwich.

144. However, I want to assure you all that

145. we will continue your summer school session as scheduled.

146. Fortunately, we found a new teacher to replace Mr. Frankis.

147. Oh, joy.

148. Now, I would like you to meet

149. your new physics teacher, Dr. Kevin Smith.

150. - Good morning, everybody.

151. - Well, Dr. Smith, I'm going to leave you

152. to mold these young minds

153. into the future physicists of tomorrow.

154. - Thank you, Ms. Cello.

155. Hello, class.

156. To begin,

157. I hope that

158. this class is enjoyable for everyone.

159. So let's get started.

160. Physics, as you know, is the poetry of the sciences.

161. Now, everything is in harmony and has reason as its basis.

162. Now, what are the four basic principles of physics?

163. Does anyone know?

164. What's your name?

165. - Vicky.

166. - Vicky, do you know

167. what the four basic principles of physics are?

168. - Dairy, meats, fruits and vegetables, and grain.

169. - No, those are the four food groups.

170. Commit this to memory, because it is the essence of physics,

171. and physics is the essence of life.

172. - Is this guy for real?

173. - The four basic principles of physics are...

174. matter,

175. energy,

176. motion

177. and force.

178. Two, four, six, eight!

179. Who do we appreciate?

180. Lions! Lions! Yeah, Lions!

181. Woo!

182. - All right, okay!

183. Ready!

184. Okay, we're gonna win, win, win, win, win!

185. We're gonna fight, fight!

186. Go kick that ball and kick it right!

187. Make that touchdown out of sight!

188. Out of sight. Go, team!

189. Woo!

190. Woo!

191. - Man, I sure wish I had a chick.

192. - Getting girls is easy, Bubba.

193. You just gotta know how to talk to them.

194. - I know what to say to them.

195. I say, "Hey, baby, you want to take

196. a psychedelic journey through time with me?"

197. - Wrong. You don't say that to a '90s chick.

198. You say, "Hey, baby, you look like

199. a smart, intelligent, artistic person.

200. Now, let me shake my face between your hooters and blow."

201. - Hey, Bubba, I think that Betty kind of likes you.

202. No kidding?

203. - Oh, yeah.

204. If I were you, I'd keep my eye on her.

205. Yo, Bunny! Bleachers!

206. - Okay, girls, take five.

207. I'll be back in a few minutes.

208. - You know, every time I see you

209. bouncing up and down in that outfit, I go crazy.

210. - Chet, I love you more than anything.

211. Chet, not here.

212. - I can't help it if I find you completely irresistible.

213. - You do?

214. - You know I do.

215. You're the only girl for me, Bunny.

216. - I am?

217. - You know you are.

218. Let's do it right here. Come on.

219. No one will see us. I promise.

220. - Are you crazy?

221. You're going to get us expelled.

222. Look, I'll meet you after school.

223. - Oh, but that's hours away.

224. - Well, think about something else.

225. I mean, it's mind over body.

226. - Okay.

227. Okay.

228. - You know, it's hard for me, too.

229. Well, personally, I think we should do it

230. in class in front of everybody,

231. but that's the difference between me and you.

232. - You are so terrible.

233. - Hey, speaking of terrible,

234. what about that teacher, Dr. Smith?

235. - God, he's such a dork.

236. I mean, anybody that passionate

237. about something as stupid as physics,

238. he's got to be a complete idiot.

239. - Yeah, I know. What a moron.

240. This guy's worse than Frankis ever was.

241. Hey, I got an idea.

242. What?

243. - This is good.

244. Let's drive him nuts.

245. - What you mean by nuts?

246. - Nothing serious, just some harmless fun,

247. some innocent pranks.

248. We'll all just tease him a little.

249. I'll get the guys, you get the girls.

250. - Okay. Well, what do we do first?

251. - I'll think of something.

252. I'm starting to like this physics better already.

253. - I love you.

254. - I love you, too.

255. - Oh, God. Oh, I gotta hit the showers.

256. - Can I watch?

257. - Chet!

258. - What?

259. - Let's hit the showers, girls.

260. - Hey, watch where you're going!

261. What's he trying to say?

262. - Henry's a mute.

263. He can't say anything, can you, Henry?

264. He gives me the creeps.

265. He's always giving us girls these weird looks.

266. - Is that true, Henry?

267. I don't care if it is or isn't.

268. Just don't come around bothering them anymore, okay?

269. - Thanks, Chet. Let's get out of here.

270. What are you doing?

271. - Nothing!

272. Nothing?

273. I dropped some change out of my pocket.

274. I was looking for it.

275. - Oh, I've dropped change many times.

276. It's funny how those blasted coins roll everywhere.

277. - Uh, yes.

278. I have some lesson plans to prepare. Excuse me.

279. - Oh, Dr. Smith, April's parents called me

280. and they're very concerned about her grades.

281. They were wondering if you would

282. give her some private tutoring in physics.

283. I have her address and phone number right here.

284. - I overheard the students talking about me today.

285. I don't think they like me.

286. I'm trying so hard.

287. I've put the past behind me.

288. I have to be thankful

289. for the opportunities that teaching is giving me.

290. I can continue my experiments.

291. If only I could isolate the isotope

292. responsible for my previous failures.

293. But I'm getting closer.

294. Okay, class.

295. Tomorrow, we'll continue our discussion on black holes.

296. HS3.

297. HS3.

298. HS3, of course!

299. I've got it now.

300. I have found the missing component to my serum.

301. HS3, of course!

302. Tonight is a night that will go down in history,

303. a night that will be long remembered.

304. 2:37 am. Monday.

305. June 21st.

306. Shh.

307. I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit.

308. The injection is completed.

309. Damn!

310. I have completely restructured my formula

311. for the de-creation of the atom.

312. The inclusion of HS3 to the negative

313. was a miscalculation on my part earlier,

314. and I had substituted berylliox in its pure grain form.

315. This small yet significant change in my formula

316. should camouflage the atom within itself,

317. thus creating a union of matter and space.

318. Yes, this will be successful.

319. The time, 11:36 p.m., Monday, June 28th.

320. I am injecting the bunny rabbit with the serum.

321. Injection completed.

322. I am now waiting for the serum to take effect.

323. This is fantastic!

324. At 11:37 and 15 seconds exactly,

325. the bunny rabbit is completely invisible!

326. Oh my God, my God, my God! I've done it!

327. This is an historic day for science.

328. God, I can't believe that I've done it, but I've done it.

329. I have done it.

330. I've done it! I've done it!

331. I have completed, and I've done it my way!

332. I've done it! It's done!

333. It's completely, completely invisible.

334. God, I have single-handedly — me, me, me!

335. I have single-handedly

336. changed the course of science forever.

337. God... and they dared to laugh at me.

338. Me, the greatest scientific mind of all time!

339. Me, and they laughed at me, at me, at me!

340. I have to try it on a human being

341. to see if works on a human being.

342. I must inject myself with the serum.

343. I must do it immediately. There's no time to lose.

344. Injection completed.

345. I will be the first human being

346. to ever be completely invisible.

347. Oh, God.

348. I can feel the heat racing through my veins.

349. My heart and respiration are beating faster.

350. I can feel it in my brain.

351. Oh, God, I feel dizzy.

352. Oh, God, I can feel it working!

353. It worked!

354. It worked!

355. I'm invisible!

356. Invisible!

357. The rabbit.

358. It's been exactly 10 minutes since I injected him.

359. How very interesting.

360. All the day's activities have been so trying.

361. I'm so tired.

362. I must sleep, sleep, sleep.

363. - What's the matter, Dr. Dornwinkle?

364. Cat got your tongue?

365. - Come in.

366. - I love you, Dr. Dornwinkle.

367. Mm.

368. - Come on in, Dr. Dornwinkle.

369. - The serum has a severe side effect on my dream state,

370. one that I'm sure is harmless, however.

371. However, I do feel a tremendous urge

372. to re-inject myself with the serum,

373. an urge that can only be satiated by another injection.

374. April's parents called me

375. and they're very concerned about her grades.

376. They were wondering if you would

377. give her some private tutoring in physics.

378. I have her address and phone number right here.

379. Address and phone number right here.

380. I have her address and phone number right here.

381. - Did I startle you, Dr. Smith?

382. - Good morning, Vicky.

383. I wasn't expecting anyone until the bell.

384. - Well, yes. That's why I'm here.

385. I needed a minute alone with you.

386. - Oh, wonderful.

387. To go over some formulas, perhaps?

388. - Well, actually, I wanted to talk about my grades.

389. You see, I need an A in physics this summer

390. in order to graduate,

391. and I'd be willing to do anything for an A.

392. - Well, Vicky, to get an A, I mean,

393. all you have to do is study hard and do your homework.

394. Physics —

395. Forget the physics. Let's talk physical.

396. - Vicky, this is most unorthodox.

397. Well, Dr. Smith, I'm not just doing this

398. because I want an A.

399. I'm doing this because I want to.

400. - This is really unprofessional, Vicky.

401. Good morning, class.

402. Morning.

403. - Well, I hope everyone's well-rested.

404. Hey, what's up, doc?

405. - I know I had a wonderful evening last night

406. and today promises to be a great day.

407. That was disgusting, Gordon.

408. - Hey, thanks, doc.

409. - And on that note, I think we will have a pop quiz.

410. How does everyone feel about that?

411. - What? - Aw, come on.

412. - You didn't tell us there was going to be a test or a quiz.

413. - Well, that's one of the privileges of being a teacher.

414. I can do what I want, when I want.

415. Okay, you're going to need the whole period for this.

416. You can use the formulas that are up on the blackboard.

417. And absolutely no cheating.

418. Begin.

419. - Yeah!

420. Did you see him jump?

421. Oh, yeah. It scared the shit out of him.

422. - Enough!

423. That was absolutely unnecessary!

424. Turn in those tests immediately!

425. - Dude, we hardly got to start.

426. - Don't call me dude!

427. Everybody fails.

428. That's an automatic F for everybody!

429. - Jesus Christ.

430. - Is this a joke? - Jesus.

431. Attention, students.

432. Chet Wilson, please come to the office.

433. Chet Wilson to the office, please.

434. - Oh, great. What did I do this time?

435. - The rest of you, open your texts to page 81.

436. Come in.

437. - You wanted to see me, Ms. Cello?

438. - Yes, Chet. Have a seat.

439. I have your English achievement tests in front of me

440. and they don't look so good.

441. - Yeah, well, sometimes I freeze when I'm taking a test.

442. - Well, I'd be hard put

443. to recommend you to a good college with these grades.

444. - What about my football scholarship?

445. - It's null and void unless I approve it.

446. - But I gotta go to college.

447. - Well, maybe we can work out some kind of arrangement.

448. - Great. I'm for a deal.

449. What do you have in mind?

450. - It's lonely at the top, Chet.

451. Maybe I could give you some extra credit

452. for extracurricular activities.

453. - You mean I wouldn't have to read any more books

454. or take another test?

455. - No.

456. All you have to do is make me feel like a woman.

457. - No problem.

458. Ms. Cello.

459. Ready, okay!

460. Give me a K! K!

461. Give me an I! I!

462. Give me an L! L!

463. Give me another L! L!

464. What's that spell!

465. Kill!

466. Louder!

467. Kill!

468. - Okay, girls. Let's hit the showers.

469. I need one.

470. - Can you believe that loser, Dr. Smith,

471. flunking us all on that test?

472. What a jerk. - Oh, yeah.

473. - But anybody that wears his pants as high as he does,

474. he's gotta be a little bit off.

475. - Yeah. - A little off?

476. I think he's a lot off.

477. - Come on, you guys.

478. I think you're being a little too hard.

479. - Oh, come on, April! - Come on!

480. - I bet you he's never even been with a woman before.

481. I mean, what kind of woman

482. would hang out with a dud like that?

483. - You guys aren't going to believe what I did.

484. - Uh-oh! - Here it comes.

485. What'd you do?

486. - I made sicko, scumbag Dr. Smith think that I want him.

487. I went to the class before physics

488. and I gave him the old, "I'll do anything for an A" routine.

489. Ah!

490. - Oh, gross! You weren't serious, were you?

491. - Of course not. I would never really do it with him.

492. I mean, I'll just go to physics every day,

493. early before the bell, get him really worked up,

494. and he'll give me an A just thinking I'm gonna do it.

495. Don't you agree?

496. - That's great. I wish I would have thought of that.

497. - It only works for you, Vicky.

498. - All of us cannot be so brilliant.

499. - Yeah, well, we'll work on it.

500. I can't believe you did that.

501. I used the serum again this afternoon.

502. It has the most unusual side effect.

503. I was inexplicably drawn to the girls' locker room.

504. I watched them undress and shower.

505. I know it was wrong,

506. but I just couldn't help myself.

507. It seems that the serum taps into

508. my most deep-rooted sexual fantasies.

509. I can't seem to get enough.

510. I just seem to want more.

511. - Ow!

512. Who pinched me?

513. - Nobody pinched you, Betty. Just calm down.

514. - Well, it felt like somebody pinched me.

515. - Betty, you need a boyfriend.

516. Come on, Vicky.

517. - I wrenched my shoulder.

518. I'm gonna stay here

519. and let the hot water run on it a little longer.

520. I'll meet you guys later.

521. - You disgusting degenerate.

522. What did I tell you before, huh?

523. Look, you stupid mutant!

524. I don't want to see you over here by this hole again,

525. and if I ever see you over here,

526. I'm gonna knock the hell out of you, you understand?

527. Get out of here.

528. - You have a very confused little boy there,

529. one that will eventually grow up to kill a lot of women,

530. who will be invisible when he kills them,

531. who no one will be able to see, a paranoid schizophrenic.

532. - No!

533. - With emotional treatments,

534. a sexual deviate of the highest order,

535. a man who hates women,

536. someone who women will hate and hates them back,

537. someone who will enjoy —

538. - No, no, no!

539. Cutting them and eviscerating them.

540. - No, get away, get away, get away!

541. Someone who has the ability and the knowledge —

542. - No!

543. - Of how to kill women

544. in the most disgusting, perverted, vile way

545. ever known to man.

546. - No, no!

547. - You're a failure, Kevin.

548. - No, no!

549. - I'm disappointed in you.

550. I hate you.

551. - Get away! No!

552. Murderer.

553. No!

554. - Get out of here, warthog!

555. Get out of here, jackass.

556. Get out of here, warthog!

557. - Get out of here! - Get out of here.

558. God, that guy gives me the creeps, man.

559. - Yeah, I know.

560. - Check that out.

561. Who put Ms. Cello's number up there?

562. I don't know.

563. - Boy, I hope that

564. Smith doesn't pop another quiz on us today.

565. - Hey, Smith will get what's coming to him

566. when we keep up the torture treatment.

567. - I know.

568. I thought he was going to have a stroke

569. when we all dropped our books at the same time.

570. - Well, wait 'til he sees

571. what we've got in store for him today.

572. - Yeah, we'll teach him

573. not to give us an automatic F on our quizzes.

574. - Hey, what do you think your grade would've been

575. if he didn't automatically flunk us?

576. - An F. It's a different kind of F.

577. At least I would have earned it, you know?

578. - That's true. Let's get out of here.

579. - Let's do it.

580. Vicky, how am I gonna get Chet to marry me?

581. - Bunny, you have to give in

582. to the poor guy once in a while.

583. - I know, but he's such an exhibitionist.

584. I mean, he wants to do it in the strangest places.

585. - Well, Gordon and I did it in the girls' locker room,

586. and we did it in Henry's broom closet.

587. - You are so disgusting.

588. - If you want Chet to marry you, Bunny,

589. that's what you're gonna have to do.

590. - Do you really think so?

591. - I know so.

592. - All right. Let's get out of here.

593. - All right.

594. - But Aristotle believed that the heavier an object,

595. the faster it would fall to the ground.

596. Now, it took Galileo's experiments

597. with an inclined plane to disprove this.

598. However —

599. - Sorry to disturb you, Dr. Smith.

600. - Oh, that's quite all right.

601. - May I speak to you in my office?

602. - Well, certainly.

603. Okay, now, I expect all of you to behave while I'm gone.

604. Now, during the interim, you can fill out the questions

605. at the back of Chapter Eight.

606. What can I do for you, Ms. Cello?

607. Dr. Smith, you don't have a wife, do you?

608. - No, I don't.

609. A girlfriend, perhaps? Female companion?

610. - No.

611. What is it you're getting at?

612. - I'll be very blunt with you.

613. I find you extremely attractive.

614. We're both adults.

615. I have needs.

616. You have needs.

617. It's lonely at the top.

618. Do you understand me?

619. - I think I understand.

620. - Good.

621. Ms. Cello, please.

622. - What's wrong?

623. - I just don't think this is right.

624. I'm sorry.

625. - You're not going anywhere.

626. I found this in your desk.

627. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it has.

628. I want you out of this school and out of this town.

629. I'm calling the police as soon as you leave this office!

630. Operator, connect me with the police department.

631. You're a fool, Smith.

632. Ever since I was in grade school,

633. I wanted to do this to a principal.

634. He who laughs last...

635. laughs best.

636. And now the news.

637. The search still continues for Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle,

638. internationally respected scientist and escaped killer.

639. Dornwinkle, who escaped —

640. God, I hate the news, man.

641. - Me too. Who cares about the news?

642. It's for squares.

643. - Now you're starting to talk my language, babe.

644. - Oh, Bubba.

645. - Oh, Betty.

646. I've wanted to do this for so long.

647. - Me too.

648. - Oh, I want you.

649. I've wanted to do this —

650. - Oh, me too.

651. - For so long.

652. I don't know! Somethings got my hand!

653. I can't! I can't!

654. Stop! Stop!

655. Stop!

656. Betty, get it off me!

657. - Oh my God!

658. What's happening? - Betty!

659. Betty!

660. Lunch time!

661. Don't talk with your mouth full.

662. I told you, don't call me dude.

663. - Oh my God, Bubba!

664. Oh, what's going on?

665. Come here, you little brat.

666. Oh, you're taking a trip?

667. See you next fall!

668. Torpedoes away!

669. I think I'd like to hose you down.

670. Nobody likes a goody-goody.

671. - Hm.

672. I think I need a breast job.

673. - No, don't you know? I mean, small breasts are in.

674. I read it in Vogue.

675. - What do you think about my butt?

676. Do you think it's too big?

677. - April, you're a stick.

678. Oh, bologna.

679. - Oh, did I tell you?

680. Betty told me that Gordon's cousin is a fag.

681. Can you believe it?

682. - No way!

683. Ah! - Ew!

684. Can't a girl get a little privacy in here?

685. - Let's just leave. Let's go to lunch.

686. - Wow, it's so quiet in here.

687. - Yeah. Kind of eerie, huh?

688. - No kidding.

689. God damn it.

690. - Who would lock the doors in the middle of the day?

691. What if there's a fire?

692. - I don't know. Let's go to the side door.

693. What's that in the middle of the hall?

694. Oh my God, April, look!

695. - Oh my God. - It's Betty!

696. She's dead!

697. - Oh, Dr. Smith, thank God you're here!

698. - What's the matter, girls?

699. You look like you've seen a ghost.

700. - It's worse. It's much worse.

701. - Now, just calm down and tell me what happened.

702. - Well, all the doors are locked,

703. and Betty, she's dead in the hall.

704. - Dead? Now, what do you mean, dead?

705. - She's dead! She's dead!

706. She's got a fire hose wrapped around her neck!

707. - A fire hose? That's very strange.

708. - Strange?

709. God, you got to get us out of here! You have to help us!

710. - The office, we'll go to the office and call the police.

711. - No!

712. Now, let's be level-headed about this.

713. I don't want you running around in the hallways

714. if there's a murderer loose!

715. I'll go to the office and call the authorities.

716. You just stay calm and stay here.

717. - Okay, okay, please hurry.

718. Thank you. - Hurry, okay?

719. - Now, just stay calm. I'll be right back.

720. - Please, hurry. Please, hurry.

721. I still think we shouldn't wait here

722. like a couple of sitting ducks.

723. I think we should leave now!

724. - No, no. Let's just do as Dr. Smith said.

725. We can't lose our heads.

726. There's a killer out there in the hallway.

727. We'll just calm down and wait for Dr. Smith to come back.

728. He'll know what to do.

729. - Oh, God. Betty was so young.

730. I can't believe it.

731. - I know, so are we, so let's not do anything crazy.

732. - You're right.

733. Help is on the way, girls.

734. - Oh, thank God, Doctor...

735. Did you hear Dr. Smith's voice?

736. - I thought so.

737. - God, this gives me the creeps.

738. Maybe we should get out of here.

739. - We gotta go.

740. Oh my God, how could this door have gotten locked?

741. - I don't know, April. Something's going on.

742. - Shoot.

743. Oh, sweet Jesus! What's happening?

744. Oh my God!

745. Where is it? Who did that?

746. Who's doing that?

747. Move it or lose it.

748. - April, help me!

749. Help me!

750. Help!

751. - Stop!

752. Come here! I've got something to show you!

753. - April, help me!

754. - Stop!

755. Come on. Don't be afraid.

756. - Let me go, let me go! - Stop!

757. - No, no!

758. Come on, come on, here you go!

759. Get a close look!

760. - Stop it! Joan!

761. Say aah! Say aah!

762. Yoo-hoo, over here!

763. Boo!

764. Over here!

765. - Yoo-hoo!

766. Over here.

767. - You played great today.

768. I couldn't believe it. - Well, thank you.

769. - I was impressed. - You did too.

770. - Hey, where is everybody, anyway?

771. - I don't know, but I'm gonna go take a quick shower

772. and I'll meet you back in 10 minutes.

773. - Can I come watch?

774. - Oh, gosh.

775. - Who's there?

776. Is anyone here?

777. - Gordy, is that you?

778. - Hey, Vicky!

779. Vicky!

780. Vicky!

781. Vicky?

782. Vicky, where are you?

783. God, I'm always looking for you.

784. Vicky?

785. Vicky?

786. Oh my God!

787. Jesus Christ!

788. Help! Oh, Jesus Christ!

789. What the hell?

790. Oops, not that way.

791. Not that way.

792. Nuh-uh, not that way, either!

793. Where are you going? Where are you going?

794. You missed. Missed again.

795. Damn! Damn!

796. Wrong turn.

797. Missed, missed, missed, missed!

798. - Let go!

799. Come here.

800. I got you.

801. Ooh, watch your head.

802. Oof, did you take a fall?

803. Missed! - Where are you?

804. Whoa! Not so fast!

805. - What the fuck?

806. A swing and a miss, and a swing and a miss.

807. Watch your head.

808. - Come on, you son of a bitch!

809. I give up! I give up!

810. No, nobody gives up.

811. - Okay, I give up!

812. Basic law of physics!

813. What goes up must come down.

814. - Come on. The coast is clear.

815. - This is Ms. Cello's office. What if she walks in?

816. - She won't.

817. - Chet, this is so dangerous.

818. - Remember.

819. Without risk, there can be no love.

820. - You know, we really shouldn't be doing this in school.

821. I mean, it's so risky.

822. - Yeah, but that's what makes it more fun.

823. - You're such a daredevil, Chet.

824. Chet?

825. - Yeah?

826. - When are you gonna ask me to marry you?

827. - Oh, come on. Don't go getting any bright ideas, Bunny.

828. I'm not ready for marriage yet.

829. - Yeah, but we're in love.

830. - Yeah, and let's keep it that way.

831. I mean, my parents got married in high school,

832. and now they're divorced.

833. - That would never happen to us.

834. - That's what they said and now they hate each other.

835. We're in love.

836. Let's just take it nice and easy.

837. - All right.

838. You're so sensible.

839. I guess that's why I love you so much.

840. - Come on. Let's get dressed before Ms. Cello comes back.

841. - Okay.

842. - I'll be right back. I gotta get my sweater, okay?

843. - All right. Hurry up.

844. Girls.

845. - No, Chet!

846. Chet, come quick!

847. - What is it? What?

848. Jesus Christ.

849. - Who could have done this?

850. - Henry. Henry did it.

851. I thought he was crazy,

852. but I never thought he'd go this far.

853. God, this is horrible.

854. Let's get out of here.

855. - Oh, no!

856. Oh, Chet!

857. Oh my God! Please, Chet, do something!

858. - I'll do something. I'll kill this son of a bitch.

859. Ah, my arm!

860. Somebody's got my arm!

861. Son of a bitch!

862. Pick on somebody your own size!

863. - Oh my God, Chet!

864. Oh, so you want to get into the act?

865. - Help me! There's somebody on top of me!

866. - Bunny, get up!

867. - There's somebody on top of me!

868. - Come on! There's nothing on top of you!

869. - Help! Get him off of me!

870. - There's nothing on top of you! Get up!

871. - Oh, come on. - You swing like a girl.

872. Missed, missed!

873. Oh, my nose!

874. - Chet, over there!

875. That's his blood!

876. - Come on!

877. Come on!

878. - Oh my God.

879. - Come on!

880. Die! Die, you son of a bitch!

881. Die!

882. Die, die! - Chet, look!

883. - What?

884. - Mr. Smith?

885. - 'Tis I, your friendly neighborhood invisible maniac.

886. But why?

887. - Why not?

888. Damn! No more serum!

889. - No!

890. No!

891. The serum has brought out the best and the worst in me.

892. Ah, the beauty of being invisible.

893. Neurotransmitters firing nothing by pure sexual energy.

894. I've never felt stronger,

895. but it's time to move on.

896. Too many nubile, young students

897. who haven't had a chance to meet the irresistible Dr. Smith.

898. Chet, you're still alive.

899. - How astute of you, Dr. Dornwinkle.

900. - How did you know my last name?

901. - I read it in the funny papers.

902. - Life lesson number one.

903. Never believe everything you read in the newspapers.

904. - Thanks for the tip!

905. Now, prepare to die.

906. - Life lesson number two.

907. Never threaten the invisible maniac.

908. Ha!

909. - Where are you, you jerk?

910. Come out!

911. Over here, football star!

912. - Die, you invisible jerk!

913. Surprise!

914. Here, let me give you a hand.

915. No! No!

916. Don't touch that!

917. No!

918. No!

919. Get over here!

920. God damn it.

921. Come on!

922. Get over here!

923. - Get over here. - Come on and fight me!

924. - Where are you? - Come on! Fight me!

925. Where are you?

926. Open up! Police!

927. Come here! Where are you?

928. Open up!

929. Open the door right now, or we'll break it down!

930. Fight me! Come on!

931. Police! Open up!

932. Police! Open up!

933. - Holy Jesus. Look at that.

934. - It looks like this is the place.

935. - Looks like Dornwinkle saved this city

936. a long, expensive trial.

937. - That anonymous tip paid off.

938. - Sure did.

939. - Dornwinkle, you bastard.

940. Why didn't you think of doing this

941. before you killed all those kids?

942. - What would make somebody blow their head off like that?

943. Station 2, this is 3 Charles.

944. We've got a suicide.

945. - Good evening.

946. I'm Tammy Edwards and here's our top story tonight.

947. Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle, the noted scientist

948. who recently escaped from

949. the State Institution for the Criminally Insane,

950. committed suicide today in a bizarre turn of events.

951. Under the alias of Dr. Kevin Smith,

952. Dornwinkle taught summer physics

953. to a group of high school students

954. before systematically killing them off,

955. one by one, along with the principal, Carmelita Cello.

956. Dornwinkle's final murder was his own

957. by fatal gunshot to the face.

958. Dornwinkle was —

959. No, no!