1. Get out of my way!Copy !req
2. Ok, here they are.Copy !req
3. Philippe, wake up now, I bet
you 100 Euros that I'll lose them.Copy !req
4. - Philippe?
- Deal.Copy !req
5. Let's do this!Copy !req
6. Gosh, you're on a good night.Copy !req
7. Fuck.Copy !req
8. You lost them alright.Copy !req
9. Get out of the car!
Hands on the hood!Copy !req
10. - I double.
- 200 Euros that they're escorting us.Copy !req
11. You're gonna lose again.Copy !req
12. 200 Euros!Copy !req
13. Come on! Show me your hands!Copy !req
14. Your hands goddammit!Copy !req
15. - Wait. I'm gonna explain.
- Shut up. Hands on the hood.Copy !req
16. - Wait.
- Get out of the car. Now!Copy !req
17. Take it easy!Copy !req
18. He can't get out!
He can't even open the door!Copy !req
19. Look at him for god's sake!Copy !req
20. There's a wheel chair in the trunk.
He's disabled. Go check!Copy !req
21. Get off me!Copy !req
22. - He's telling the truth.
- SO!Copy !req
23. What did you think?Copy !req
24. You think I'm driving that fast
for the fun of it?Copy !req
25. I was going to the hospital.
I'm working for him. He's having a stroke!Copy !req
26. The more we wait,
the worse it gets!Copy !req
27. He can't move, he can't do anything.
That's why I'm here!Copy !req
28. I think we have a problem here.Copy !req
29. Come see this.Copy !req
30. - What the fuck do we do now?
- That's right, think about it. Take your time!Copy !req
31. But meanwhile call his 15
years old daughter andCopy !req
32. tell her her father is
dead because of you!Copy !req
33. Because if he's not taken care
of within 5 minutes, it's over!Copy !req
34. But take your time.Copy !req
35. Think. Think fast. He's dying!Copy !req
36. Alright, don't lose any more time. Go.Copy !req
37. - Where are you going?
- ER.Copy !req
38. We're gonna escort you, it's safer.
Let's go, we're escorting them!Copy !req
39. They're gone. They're leaving.Copy !req
40. Good.Copy !req
41. Philippe, this is so gross.Copy !req
42. I can't deal with that,
how do you produce this...Copy !req
43. Alright, you'll really have to
get your license eventually.Copy !req
44. Yes but meanwhile
"we're gonna escort you, it's safer".Copy !req
45. A 200 Euro escort.Copy !req
46. What? I never bet such
amounts of money.Copy !req
47. Let's celebrate a little bit.Copy !req
48. "We're gonna escort you, it's safer."Copy !req
49. Cool it. I helped you big time.Copy !req
50. Philippe, an escort.
A safe escort!Copy !req
51. Here he comes.Copy !req
52. We took care of it.
A stretcher will be here in a second.Copy !req
53. - Are you gonna be ok?
- Yeah, it's fine.Copy !req
54. - Good luck.
- Whatever.Copy !req
55. Now what?Copy !req
56. Now you let me decide.Copy !req
57. THE INTOUCHABLESCopy !req
58. Based on a true story.Copy !req
59. Do you have references?Copy !req
60. Well yes. I validated my CAFARD.Copy !req
61. A certificate of aptitude to
take care of disabled persons.Copy !req
62. I validated it in a renowned institute
in the Landes country in 2001Copy !req
63. I have a high school
"Proximity Services" diplomaCopy !req
64. and a bachelor's in "Social
and Familial Economy"Copy !req
65. I don't... like... I mean... I have been
mostly studying rather than working.Copy !req
66. What is your main motivation?Copy !req
67. Money. Duh!Copy !req
68. Mankind.Copy !req
69. I'm all about mankind.Copy !req
70. Good for you.Copy !req
71. To help others, I think.
It's good right? It's a good answer?Copy !req
72. I like the neighbourhood.Copy !req
73. I love disabled persons.
Since I was a little child actually.Copy !req
74. To promotes disabled people's
autonomy, I'd say. Their social insertion.Copy !req
75. Sports too. You gotta move, you know.
For the social life, I mean.Copy !req
76. These people can't
do anything...Copy !req
77. I saw... had my first
professional experience...Copy !req
78. It was Madame Dupont Morathie.Copy !req
79. A really old lady...Copy !req
80. really old...Copy !req
81. I assisted her...Copy !req
82. until the end, day after day.Copy !req
83. In geriatrics there were good times too.
We had King's cake... er...Copy !req
84. Oh... I'm also an expert
in administrative stuff...Copy !req
85. Financial aid... Welfare...Copy !req
86. I... I don't know...Copy !req
87. maybe you qualify?Copy !req
88. You'll check, Magalie.
But I don't think so...Copy !req
89. - Yvan Laprade?
- Yes.Copy !req
90. No, get out.Copy !req
91. - It's my turn now.
- I've been waiting for 2 hours.Copy !req
92. Hello.Copy !req
93. I'm coming to have
a paper signed.Copy !req
94. Please take a seat.Copy !req
95. Do you have references?Copy !req
96. References? I do.Copy !req
97. So?Copy !req
98. We're all ears.Copy !req
99. "Kool & the Gang",
"Earth, Wind & Fire".Copy !req
100. Those are good
references, aren't they?Copy !req
101. I don't know them.
Take a seat.Copy !req
102. If you don't know them, you don't
know anything about music.Copy !req
103. I don't think I'm incult
when it comes to music.Copy !req
104. - Even if I don't know you "Sool" whatever...
- NO.Copy !req
105. "Kool & the Gang".Copy !req
106. What about you?
You know Chopin, Schubert, Berlioz?Copy !req
107. You're asking me
if I know Berlioz?Copy !req
108. I'd be surprised if you knew
anything about Berlioz.Copy !req
109. I'm a specialist, though.Copy !req
110. Oh really...Copy !req
111. Who do you know there?Copy !req
112. - Which building?
- What do you mean which building?Copy !req
113. But, man...Copy !req
114. Berlioz was a famous composer before
your residency was called after him.Copy !req
115. Writer, critic of
the 19th century.Copy !req
116. It's a joke. I know who Berlioz is.
But I see humour is like music for you.Copy !req
117. You don't know
anything about it.Copy !req
118. Tell us about your paper.Copy !req
119. I need a signature...
To prove I came to the interview.Copy !req
120. It says that unfortunately,
despite my obvious qualities...Copy !req
121. whatever usual bullshit you use,
you're still not interested.Copy !req
122. I need three of these to get
welfare money again.Copy !req
123. I understand, welfare.Copy !req
124. - You don't have any other motivation in life?
- Oh I do.Copy !req
125. There's one right here.
This here is really motivating...Copy !req
126. So, what's happening now?Copy !req
127. Signing? Not signing?Copy !req
128. I'm sorry I can't
sign it right now.Copy !req
129. Why is that?Copy !req
130. Why?Copy !req
131. Oh yeah,
that's a bit annoying.Copy !req
132. Because I have a deadline,
and since I'm pretty late...Copy !req
133. It's "a bit annoying", indeed.Copy !req
134. Can't the motivation
sign for you?Copy !req
135. No, Magalie can't do that.Copy !req
136. It's a shame.Copy !req
137. She could have dropped
in her number as well.Copy !req
138. You'll have to come
back tomorrow.Copy !req
139. 9 AM. Your paper will be signed.Copy !req
140. I wouldn't want to deprive
you from welfare.Copy !req
141. - Sorry I can't walk you to the door.
- It's all good.Copy !req
142. Don't get up...
I mean stay seated.Copy !req
143. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
144. - Nina?
- Yeah?Copy !req
145. - Is she here?
- No. She'll be back late.Copy !req
146. No! Hey!Copy !req
147. Don't use it now,
it's using all the water.Copy !req
148. Stop the water and get out!Copy !req
149. - I'm showering, what are you doing here?
- Leave me alone.Copy !req
150. Get out!Copy !req
151. Make them leave. Come on.Copy !req
152. Bitou, I'm not joking.Copy !req
153. Nina!Copy !req
154. Nina. Get out, you
and your fat belly!Copy !req
155. Let it go!Copy !req
156. Give me a towel.
Why are you still here...Copy !req
157. Get out, all of you!Copy !req
158. Bitou, come one.Copy !req
159. Hey! Bitou!Copy !req
160. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
161. Sit down.Copy !req
162. What do you want?
Coca-Cola or this one?Copy !req
163. I want Coca-Cola.Copy !req
164. - Where do you come from?
- School.Copy !req
165. Can you wipe the trash can?Copy !req
166. Where are you going now?Copy !req
167. Horse-riding.Copy !req
168. That's right,
act like a smart ass.Copy !req
169. It's for you.Copy !req
170. Where have you been?Copy !req
171. - Holidays.
- Holidays?Copy !req
172. You think people don't
talk around here?Copy !req
173. That I'm incredibly stupid?Copy !req
174. You've been gone for six months.
Not one phone call. Nothing.Copy !req
175. And you come back, as if nothing happened,
giving me a Kinder egg?Copy !req
176. Do you think I'm gonna
pay the rent with that?Copy !req
177. The groceries?Copy !req
178. Do you think it's a hotel here?Copy !req
179. Look at me when I'm
talking to you.Copy !req
180. Moron.Copy !req
181. - It's impossible to talk with you.
- You want to talk?Copy !req
182. Alright.Copy !req
183. I'm listening.Copy !req
184. I'm listening now.Copy !req
185. You know Driss...Copy !req
186. I prayed a lot for you.Copy !req
187. But god forgive me...Copy !req
188. I have other children.Copy !req
189. I still have hope for them.Copy !req
190. I don't want to see you
around here any more.Copy !req
191. You're taking all your stuff and
you get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
192. Got it?Copy !req
193. Leave.Copy !req
194. Leave!Copy !req
195. and he's gone!Copy !req
196. It's a good one, right?Copy !req
197. Ok, I'm off.Copy !req
198. You don't think it was funny?Copy !req
199. Yes?Copy !req
200. - I'm here for my paper.
- Yes, I was waiting for you.Copy !req
201. - You know... the paper.
- Come in.Copy !req
202. Can you tell Philippe
the boy is here?Copy !req
203. Of course.Copy !req
204. - So?
- The beats are not quite done.Copy !req
205. - But the radish are good.
- Ok.Copy !req
206. Hello.Copy !req
207. Let's go.Copy !req
208. Just so you know,
he had a rough night.Copy !req
209. Just like you, apparently.Copy !req
210. The day starts at
7 with the nurse.Copy !req
211. He needs 2 to 3 hours
of care every morning.Copy !req
212. I'm warning you,
most people give up after a week.Copy !req
213. They come and go pretty fast.Copy !req
214. Well...Copy !req
215. I like the furniture, the music,
it's cool and all...Copy !req
216. but I don't think I'll buy it.
And I don't have all day.Copy !req
217. Listen, I was asked to give you a tour,
believe me I also have better things to do.Copy !req
218. It's almost done anyway.Copy !req
219. Here, you can communicate
with a babyphone.Copy !req
220. It's like a Walkie-Talkie.
You hear him, he hears you.Copy !req
221. According to the contract,
you also have your own room.Copy !req
222. The toilets.Copy !req
223. And a bathroom.Copy !req
224. A private bathroom.Copy !req
225. Hello...Copy !req
226. It's here.Copy !req
227. He's waiting for you.Copy !req
228. One minute...Copy !req
229. So I signed your paper.Copy !req
230. It's in an envelope,
on the little table.Copy !req
231. By the way, how is it to be forced
to rely on others for a living?Copy !req
232. What?Copy !req
233. You don't have a problem living
from other people's work?Copy !req
234. I'm good, what about you?Copy !req
235. Do you think you'd
be able to work?Copy !req
236. I mean with duties,
a schedule...Copy !req
237. Responsibilities.Copy !req
238. I was wrong. You're funny.Copy !req
239. I'm so funny I'm ready to take
you on a one month trial.Copy !req
240. Do you want the day
to think about it?Copy !req
241. I don't think you'll
make it past two weeks.Copy !req
242. What?Copy !req
243. You can't forget a single
bone or a single muscle.Copy !req
244. Everything has to move.Copy !req
245. We want to keep the skin
and the joints healthy.Copy !req
246. You'll have to be
very meticulous.Copy !req
247. Rigorous.Copy !req
248. Ok? You get it?Copy !req
249. Hey, wake up!Copy !req
250. Sleep at night.Copy !req
251. - I'm not sleeping.
- Come help me.Copy !req
252. We're going to bring
Philippe to his chair.Copy !req
253. And then to the shower.Copy !req
254. You know what?Copy !req
255. Try yourself. Show me.Copy !req
256. Don't be afraid. Go ahead.Copy !req
257. I'm not afraid.Copy !req
258. - There. Good enough?
- Wait!Copy !req
259. Never let him go until
he's all strapped.Copy !req
260. It's one of my sins.Copy !req
261. No one told me.Copy !req
262. I'm in training.Copy !req
263. Do you want gloves or what?
Rub harder, for god's sake.Copy !req
264. It doesn't foam!
It's a weird shampoo.Copy !req
265. How is it going?Copy !req
266. I'm washing his hair
but it doesn't foam.Copy !req
267. What do you mean?Copy !req
268. What the hell...
are you kidding me?Copy !req
269. You put the cream for
his feet in his hair.Copy !req
270. Wait, wait...Copy !req
271. Please tell me you can read.Copy !req
272. You look really
talented, don't you?Copy !req
273. They look exactly the same.
Why isn't there only one for everything?Copy !req
274. There are 20 of them.Copy !req
275. Ok, move on now.
I won't stay here for 2 hours.Copy !req
276. - So I'm using this one?
- The one that says "shampoo".Copy !req
277. - Are you gonna be ok?
- Of course, he'll be ok.Copy !req
278. My feet have never
been styled so well.Copy !req
279. Go have your lunch, Marcelle.
Everything is fine.Copy !req
280. Wow, do these come with a skirt?Copy !req
281. Those are contension stockings.
If I don't wear them, my blood won't flowCopy !req
282. and I'll pass out.Copy !req
283. I'm not putting stocking on you.Copy !req
284. We're gonna have a problem here.Copy !req
285. Since I won't do it, we'll have to...
at a point... I mean...Copy !req
286. we'll have to figure out if...
Marcelle!Copy !req
287. Maybe she can come back...Copy !req
288. and do it herself.Copy !req
289. Since she's a girl and everything,
she knows how to.Copy !req
290. I don't even know why we're
debating, I'm not gonna do it.Copy !req
291. Even for you, at this point you'd
probably better pass out...Copy !req
292. You have to say no,
to stand up for yourself.Copy !req
293. Marcelle! We're not going
to do the stockings.Copy !req
294. What's the matter,
you're dealing with the stockings,Copy !req
295. you have a cute little earring,
I think it's coherent.Copy !req
296. Easy on the sass, alright?Copy !req
297. Looks like you
have experience...Copy !req
298. No? You never thought about...Copy !req
299. starting a salon or something?Copy !req
300. Ok. Done.Copy !req
301. Now what are these gloves for?Copy !req
302. Er... we're going to wait
a while more for this.Copy !req
303. You're not quite ready.Copy !req
304. No. He's not quite ready.Copy !req
305. What does it mean, Marcelle?Copy !req
306. - What is that?
- We'll explain at a point.Copy !req
307. Marcelle, we have to talk...Copy !req
308. There's a problem
with the training.Copy !req
309. It's not about being ready.
I do not do that.Copy !req
310. I don't empty a stranger's butt.
I don't even empty a friend's butt.Copy !req
311. I usually don't empty butts.
It's a matter of principles.Copy !req
312. Can we talk about this later?
When I'm done eating, for example?Copy !req
313. No.Copy !req
314. No use speaking about it later.
I'm done with this.Copy !req
315. It's weird, I don't like it.Copy !req
316. I didn't say anything about the stockings.
But it cost me.Copy !req
317. I'm making compromises,
please do the same for me.Copy !req
318. - I'm done with the butt-emptying issue.
- I think I get it.Copy !req
319. It's not right. I'm done.Copy !req
320. - Bon appetit.
- Thank you.Copy !req
321. - Pretty, huh?
- I love it.Copy !req
322. Am I bothering you?Copy !req
323. Is it a theatre or what?Copy !req
324. - I'm trying to eat here.
- Hey, what's up?Copy !req
325. - Do you know where I can find a beer?
- Try in your hair.Copy !req
326. We had two 6-packs,
did you take them?Copy !req
327. I don't know. I don't care.Copy !req
328. So take your feather
duster with you and leave.Copy !req
329. Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
330. It's the new guy
working for my father.Copy !req
331. The "guy" has a
name you know.Copy !req
332. Damn.Copy !req
333. - What?
- Sorry.Copy !req
334. - What happened?
- Nothing.Copy !req
335. - Are you sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
336. I'm massaging.Copy !req
337. That is nuts.Copy !req
338. Are you having fun?Copy !req
339. You don't feel
anything down there!Copy !req
340. What the hell...Copy !req
341. - What are you doing again?
- Experiments.Copy !req
342. - He doesn't give a shit, See!
- Stop it, you're gonna burn him.Copy !req
343. Lawyer.Copy !req
344. Lawyer.Copy !req
345. No... this is personal.
I'll read it later.Copy !req
346. Personal file?Copy !req
347. Ok.Copy !req
348. Trash.Copy !req
349. She has a little
something, though.Copy !req
350. Can't we create a hooker file?Copy !req
351. - Bon appetit.
- Thanks.Copy !req
352. Please.Copy !req
353. Sorry.Copy !req
354. I'm sorry.Copy !req
355. Fuck, I keep forgetting.Copy !req
356. - Fuck, sorry.
- Yes?Copy !req
357. That's good.Copy !req
358. Driss? Can you come?Copy !req
359. Do you hear me, Driss?Copy !req
360. Can you please come?Copy !req
361. Driss.Copy !req
362. Driss? Can you come?Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. It's almost 9.
Philippe is waiting.Copy !req
365. It's 9 already? I lost track of time,
it took forever for my bath to foam.Copy !req
366. - This room's a piggery.
- Make me a coffee, I'm coming.Copy !req
367. What about the babyphone?
It's supposed to always be with you.Copy !req
368. And I want Nutella! Not jams with
weird fruits that nobody knows of.Copy !req
369. I'm not going in there.Copy !req
370. Even you!Copy !req
371. I'm not gonna load you in
the back like a horse.Copy !req
372. What about this one?Copy !req
373. This one is not fit for me.Copy !req
374. - What do you mean?
- I have to be pragmatic.Copy !req
375. Pragmatic?Copy !req
376. Oh damn!Copy !req
377. Son of a...Copy !req
378. Feels good, right?Copy !req
379. - It does!
- So good.Copy !req
380. It's nervous!Copy !req
381. Let's go.Copy !req
382. That's the neighbour again.
He always parks here.Copy !req
383. He thinks it's his
own parking spot.Copy !req
384. I see some change coming.Copy !req
385. - Hi, how is it going?
- What?Copy !req
386. Would you like a cup of coffee?Copy !req
387. - Can I see that?
- What the...Copy !req
388. Come here.Copy !req
389. Now read this. Read!Copy !req
390. - "No Parking."
- Louder. I can't hear you!Copy !req
391. - "No Parking"!
- That's the way to do it.Copy !req
392. - Read the bottom of it.
- "Reserved spot".Copy !req
393. Now you keep that in mind,
and you get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
394. Hurry up.Copy !req
395. Get lost!Copy !req
396. We're opening on tuesday.
It will be sold by tuesday night.Copy !req
397. Can we go? You've been
looking at this for an hour.Copy !req
398. You're gonna have
to move at a point.Copy !req
399. This painting expresses
an overwhelming serenity.Copy !req
400. And some violence as well.Copy !req
401. I find it very moving.Copy !req
402. Red stains on a white
background are moving?Copy !req
403. How much for this thing?Copy !req
404. I think it's 30,000 Euros.
I can check if you want.Copy !req
405. You'd better check indeed.
It sounds exaggerated.Copy !req
406. You're not gonna pay 30,000
Euros for this piece of crap!Copy !req
407. - Unbelievable.
- You'd better believe it.Copy !req
408. This dude nosebleed on a white
board and asks 30,000 Euros for it?Copy !req
409. Tell me Driss, why do you think
people are interested in art?Copy !req
410. - I don't know, it's a business.
- No.Copy !req
411. That's because it's the only
thing one leaves behind.Copy !req
412. That's bullshit.Copy !req
413. For 50 bucks and a stop at a hardware store,
I can leave something behind as well.Copy !req
414. I can even add extra blue
for free if you want.Copy !req
415. Stop talking nonsense.
Give me as M&M.Copy !req
416. No.Copy !req
417. Give me an M&M.Copy !req
418. No feet, No sweets.Copy !req
419. I'm joking.Copy !req
420. It's a joke!Copy !req
421. - Oh, it's a joke!
- Well yeah!Copy !req
422. - A joke...
- A good one, right?Copy !req
423. Really funny.Copy !req
424. It's a classic.Copy !req
425. No feet, No sweets.Copy !req
426. Give me one.Copy !req
427. - It's so good!
- Cool it.Copy !req
428. Oh come on!Copy !req
429. No legs, Philippe.Copy !req
430. I'll say it again for the tight-ass chick.
Too bad there's no audience.Copy !req
431. Sorry, I was wrong
about the price.Copy !req
432. - Sounds right.
- Yes.Copy !req
433. It's 41,500 Euros.Copy !req
434. I'll take it.Copy !req
435. Really.Copy !req
436. Hi, Philippe.Copy !req
437. How are you doing?Copy !req
438. You summoned me, I'm here.Copy !req
439. I'm listening.Copy !req
440. What's so important?Copy !req
441. I didn't 'summon' you...Copy !req
442. Can't you guess?Copy !req
443. Who is this guy?Copy !req
444. Everybody's worried.Copy !req
445. Yvonne told me he's
unstable, brutal.Copy !req
446. He assaulted a neighbour.Copy !req
447. Philippe, you know better than
me you have to be careful.Copy !req
448. You can't let anybody
come at your place.Copy !req
449. Especially given
your condition...Copy !req
450. In this case...Copy !req
451. I'm not quite sure you know
who you're dealing with.Copy !req
452. Go on...Copy !req
453. I have contacts in the police.Copy !req
454. He's not Al Capone, but...Copy !req
455. he's not mother Theresa either.Copy !req
456. He's just out of prison.
Six months for robbing a jewelry store.Copy !req
457. If at least he was qualified...Copy !req
458. but I hear he's terrible.Copy !req
459. Be careful. You know guys from
the suburbs have no mercy.Copy !req
460. That's it.Copy !req
461. That's what I want. No thanks.Copy !req
462. He often hands me the phone, you know why?
He just forgets.Copy !req
463. So you're right.
He doesn't really feel any empathy for me.Copy !req
464. But he's tall, strong, healthy,
and not as dumb as you think.Copy !req
465. So for now, given my
'condition' like you say...Copy !req
466. I don't give a damn about where
he comes from and what he's done.Copy !req
467. As you want.Copy !req
468. That's all you wanted to say?Copy !req
469. Hey, Magalie.Copy !req
470. - Do you have a minute?
- No, not really.Copy !req
471. I just want to show you
something really fast.Copy !req
472. - What is it?
- Don't freak out, you'll see.Copy !req
473. - One minute, that's it.
- Deal.Copy !req
474. - So?
- So I have a bathtub.Copy !req
475. See.Copy !req
476. - Really fascinating...
- Yeah.Copy !req
477. - So what?
- I was thinking...Copy !req
478. we could take a bath. It's big.
There's enough room.Copy !req
479. I have bath salts, shower gel...Copy !req
480. Alright.Copy !req
481. Why not, after all?Copy !req
482. Exactly. Why not.Copy !req
483. Go ahead.Copy !req
484. - Start undressing.
- Oh you're gonna play it naughty.Copy !req
485. I like that.Copy !req
486. I'm taking off my clothes.
No problem.Copy !req
487. What?Copy !req
488. Where are you going?Copy !req
489. You agreed!Copy !req
490. We don't even have
to use the salts.Copy !req
491. What are you looking at?Copy !req
492. I'm always anxious in the morning,
when the mail arrives.Copy !req
493. As Apollinaire once said...Copy !req
494. Quote... 'I'm desperate when
I don't hear from you...Copy !req
495. Wait.Copy !req
496. I'm lost, you're going too fast.
I was at: "As Apollinaire once said...".Copy !req
497. Quote 'I'm desperate when
I don't hear from you...Copy !req
498. You might not get it,
but this is an intimate time.Copy !req
499. - Nope, I don't get it.
- Give it back.Copy !req
500. I'll shut it down
if you explain.Copy !req
501. There's nothing to explain.Copy !req
502. He's sending letters.Copy !req
503. Letters?Copy !req
504. - To whom?
- To women, usually.Copy !req
505. Tell me, who is it?Copy !req
506. There's one in particular.
Eleonore.Copy !req
507. Who is Eleonore?
I've never seen her.Copy !req
508. How come?Copy !req
509. That's how epistolary
relationships work.Copy !req
510. It means they write lettersCopy !req
511. they only communicate by mail.Copy !req
512. I'm not stupid, I got it.Copy !req
513. Are those the blue letters?Copy !req
514. What a seducer.Copy !req
515. He's 'epistoling' like a boss.Copy !req
516. What about you?Copy !req
517. Isn't there someone?Copy !req
518. Even Albert, the gardener?Copy !req
519. - Not at all.
- Come on, I noticed.Copy !req
520. He always has a smile for you.Copy !req
521. Am I right?Copy !req
522. - Am I right or not?
- Stop it now. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
523. So did he get some or what?Copy !req
524. - What are you talking about?
- Did he plant his own cucumber?Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. - I can't believe you...
- Albert, Albert...Copy !req
527. - Soon.
- No!Copy !req
528. Soon, trust me.Copy !req
529. Fuck.Copy !req
530. Hello...Copy !req
531. Are you ok?Copy !req
532. Do you need music?Copy !req
533. Stay calm.Copy !req
534. Calm down, Philippe.Copy !req
535. Philippe. Hey, Philippe.Copy !req
536. Try to relax.Copy !req
537. Breathe slowly.Copy !req
538. Can you hear me?Copy !req
539. Slowly.Copy !req
540. You're gonna be ok.Copy !req
541. I need air.Copy !req
542. Air!Copy !req
543. The fresh air feels great.Copy !req
544. - What time is it?
- I don't know, around 4 AM.Copy !req
545. I haven't been out in Paris by this
time of the day in a long time.Copy !req
546. What happened?Copy !req
547. Medication side effect.Copy !req
548. Doctors call these
"Ghost pains".Copy !req
549. I rather say that I'm a frozen
steak thrown in a burning pan.Copy !req
550. I don't feel anything,
but it's still painful.Copy !req
551. It has to stop. There must be
something that will relieve you.Copy !req
552. Yup. This could relieve me.Copy !req
553. Well, we're all a little sick
when it comes to this...Copy !req
554. I might even be
sicker than you.Copy !req
555. By the way, I meant to ask you.
About the ladies...Copy !req
556. Can you...? How does it work?Copy !req
557. I have to adapt.Copy !req
558. But concretely...
Can you do it or not?Copy !req
559. I don't know if you're aware, but I have
no feelings between my neck and my toes.Copy !req
560. So you can't.Copy !req
561. It's complicated.Copy !req
562. I can, but I'm not always
the one to decide when.Copy !req
563. Also, there's pleasure
to be found elsewhere.Copy !req
564. Really?Copy !req
565. You can't imagine.Copy !req
566. I sure can't.
What do you mean?Copy !req
567. The ears, for instance.Copy !req
568. What about the ears?Copy !req
569. It's a very sensitive,
erogenous area.Copy !req
570. So you get your ears licked?Copy !req
571. I couldn't have
thought about that.Copy !req
572. Philippe.Copy !req
573. - Hit that. It will help.
- What is this bullshit.Copy !req
574. Come on, it can't get any worse.Copy !req
575. Hit it.Copy !req
576. Come on, harder.Copy !req
577. Alright, let's share.Copy !req
578. More.Copy !req
579. - A bit more.
- Enough for tonight.Copy !req
580. Sorry to bring this back, but I'm
really curious about the ear thing.Copy !req
581. So if you have red ears,
it means you're turned on?Copy !req
582. That's it.Copy !req
583. Sometimes I even wake
up with hard lobes.Copy !req
584. Both of them?Copy !req
585. I met my wife Alice when we were
studying political sciences. We were 20.Copy !req
586. She was tall and elegant.Copy !req
587. Joyful bright eyes.Copy !req
588. I saw pictures at your place.
It's the blonde one, right?Copy !req
589. Not bad.Copy !req
590. We had an incredible
story together.Copy !req
591. I wish you the same.Copy !req
592. God I loved her so much.Copy !req
593. Then she got pregnant
once, twice...Copy !req
594. She had five miscarriages.Copy !req
595. Finally the doctors gave a diagnosis.
She didn't have much longer.Copy !req
596. We decided to adopt anyway.Copy !req
597. Sir.Copy !req
598. Please.Copy !req
599. Please!Copy !req
600. Yes.Copy !req
601. I want...Copy !req
602. I'm gonna have a tarte tatin.Copy !req
603. But cooked all the way.
Because the chocolate cake had a problem.Copy !req
604. It was all fluid inside...Copy !req
605. flowing everywhere.
It was weird.Copy !req
606. That's what a 'mi-cuit'
is supposed to do, sir.Copy !req
607. - That's why?
- Yes.Copy !req
608. I'm still gonna
have a tarte tatin.Copy !req
609. I always liked competition.Copy !req
610. Extreme sports, speed...Copy !req
611. Going faster, higher...Copy !req
612. I had it all with paragliding.Copy !req
613. I got high, could see everything.
And breathe.Copy !req
614. I was raised with the conviction I was
good enough to pee on the whole world.Copy !req
615. I'd like to drink something.
My mouth feels dry.Copy !req
616. That's one of the side effects
when you smoke weed..Copy !req
617. - What are the other ones?
- It makes you hungry...Copy !req
618. And chatty.Copy !req
619. And then a day of bad weather, a day
I shouldn't have gone paragliding.Copy !req
620. But you did.Copy !req
621. Maybe to share Alice's pain,
because I knew she wouldn't make it.Copy !req
622. In the end,
two broken cervicals.Copy !req
623. And only my head
left to get high.Copy !req
624. The pain didn't
take my mind away.Copy !req
625. My true disability is not
having to be in a wheel chair.Copy !req
626. It's having to
be without her.Copy !req
627. What do the doctors say?Copy !req
628. You know, with the recent progress,
they're gonna keep me alive until 70.Copy !req
629. With massages and medication.Copy !req
630. It's expensive...
but I'm a rich tetraplegic.Copy !req
631. I would shoot myself.Copy !req
632. Well, you can't even do that
when you're tetraplegic.Copy !req
633. Oh shit. That's right.Copy !req
634. That's tough, man.Copy !req
635. What day are we today?Copy !req
636. I don't know, the
8th or the 9th...Copy !req
637. So it's official!Copy !req
638. - What?
- You did it.Copy !req
639. Your trial is over.Copy !req
640. - So I'm hired?
- Of course you're hired.Copy !req
641. - Can I count on you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
642. Good.Copy !req
643. Then give me the
'Fabergé' egg back.Copy !req
644. It's a gift from Alice.Copy !req
645. She got me one each year we
were together. I have 25 of them.Copy !req
646. They're really important to me.Copy !req
647. I don't know, what do you...Copy !req
648. I didn't do it.Copy !req
649. What kind of egg is that?Copy !req
650. Nina.Copy !req
651. - What are you doing here?
- Hurry up, get in the car.Copy !req
652. Put your seatbelt on.Copy !req
653. How are you?Copy !req
654. How is school?Copy !req
655. Why don't you answer my texts?Copy !req
656. I was busy.Copy !req
657. So tell me, who did you
talk to on the phone?Copy !req
658. A cop, he wanted to talk to mom.Copy !req
659. I faked her voice and told him
someone was going to pick him up.Copy !req
660. Did you find my egg?Copy !req
661. Did you find it or not?Copy !req
662. I don't care about your stupid egg.
I didn't find it anyway.Copy !req
663. What did you tell them?Copy !req
664. I had nothing to tell them.Copy !req
665. I only had 30 grams, you know the law.
They couldn't do anything.Copy !req
666. They kept me in custody and
eventually had to let me go.Copy !req
667. Do you want a sandwich?Copy !req
668. - I'm not getting in this car.
- Cool it!Copy !req
669. - Let me go!
- Shut up. Who's taking you home?Copy !req
670. Who's taking you home?Copy !req
671. - Get lost.
- It's none of your business.Copy !req
672. Get lost!Copy !req
673. Her polished eyes are carved
in delicate minerals,Copy !req
674. And in this strange and
symbolic nature...Copy !req
675. 'And in this strange'Copy !req
676. "'and symbolic"Copy !req
677. - 'nature'
- How boring is that?Copy !req
678. 'Where the pure angel merges
with the antic Sphinx'Copy !req
679. I never know if 'Sphinx'
takes a 'i' or a 'y'?Copy !req
680. I'm so bored by all this.Copy !req
681. It's a "I".Copy !req
682. Do you really have to go
through this bullshit?Copy !req
683. A sphynx, daisies, angels...Copy !req
684. Would you care for a
guy telling you this?Copy !req
685. Of course, some use a
more basic method.Copy !req
686. What's next?Copy !req
687. What does Eleonore look like?Copy !req
688. I don't know, I don't care.Copy !req
689. It's intellectual. Emotional.Copy !req
690. It comes before the physical
relationship for me.Copy !req
691. Intellectual alright, but
what if she looks like a dog?Copy !req
692. You'd be having an intellectual
relationship with a dog.Copy !req
693. Very elegant.Copy !req
694. Really.Copy !req
695. What else.Copy !req
696. Bravo.Copy !req
697. How long has it
been going on?Copy !req
698. He's such a pain in the ass.Copy !req
699. Six months.Copy !req
700. Six months?Copy !req
701. And you've never seen her?Copy !req
702. She really might be ugly.
Or fat. Or even disabled.Copy !req
703. You should add that after the poem:
'by the way, how much do you weigh'?Copy !req
704. Write it.Copy !req
705. Thanks a lot for your
useful advice, Driss.Copy !req
706. Let's get back to it.
Where was I?Copy !req
707. I think a sphynx was eating daisies,
running in the fields, doing weird stuff.Copy !req
708. Let's see...Copy !req
709. 'strange and symbolic nature'Copy !req
710. And in this strange and
symbolic nature...Copy !req
711. You have to call her.Copy !req
712. Where the pure angel merges
with the antic sphynx...Copy !req
713. I'm telling you. Call her.Copy !req
714. Stop it, Driss. I'm better
at written communication.Copy !req
715. Unbelievable.Copy !req
716. Alright, but I'm gonna look for her
phone number, it stresses me out.Copy !req
717. Hey!Copy !req
718. She's from the north...
that's not good.Copy !req
719. Leave the envelope.Copy !req
720. Never has a 'Miss France'
come from the north.Copy !req
721. - They usually look like crap over there.
- Give the envelope back now.Copy !req
722. She wrote her phone
number, god damn it.Copy !req
723. - It's a sign. She wants you to call her!
- Please. Let it go.Copy !req
724. She wrote her phone number, Philippe.
What do you think? It means "Call Me".Copy !req
725. "I want to lick your ear lobe".Copy !req
726. - Of course, Philippe.
- You're not calling her, are you?Copy !req
727. She doesn't give a
shit about poetry.Copy !req
728. - Six fucking months of poetry...
- He's bonkers.Copy !req
729. - I won't talk to her.
- I'm gonna check if she has a weird accent.Copy !req
730. - Northern accent sucks..
- Put down the phone!Copy !req
731. - She wants a piece of Philippe.
- She's gonna have some.Copy !req
732. Hello.Copy !req
733. Nice voice, for a start.Copy !req
734. - Hello...
- No.Copy !req
735. No.Copy !req
736. - Hello...
- Improvise, talk about daisies and shit...Copy !req
737. Eleonore? It's Philippe.Copy !req
738. Well I...Copy !req
739. I'm calling you because I really
wanted to hear your voice.Copy !req
740. And so far, your 'Hello'
already fills me with joy.Copy !req
741. Hold on. I'm gonna get her.Copy !req
742. Stop with you
complicated sentences.Copy !req
743. - Hello.
- Eleonore. It's Philippe.Copy !req
744. Philippe?Copy !req
745. I was writing you a letter.
And I thought, why not simply call her.Copy !req
746. Don't forget to ask
about her weight.Copy !req
747. - Pardon me?
- Nothing.Copy !req
748. I'm grieving.Copy !req
749. I want to cry.Copy !req
750. I'm afraid.
Lord give me peace...Copy !req
751. Exactly, that's it!Copy !req
752. I can't corner you.Copy !req
753. - How great that you love "Rimbaud".
- Sorry.Copy !req
754. - I was first in line.
- Eleonore.Copy !req
755. I'm glad.Copy !req
756. Yes, I am.Copy !req
757. - What a big mouth... he can't be stopped.
- I'm sending you kisses.Copy !req
758. Everyone kisses,
licking ears and all.Copy !req
759. Good. So what's up?Copy !req
760. There's good news
and less good news.Copy !req
761. - What about the good part?
- 116 lbs.Copy !req
762. 116 lbs? That's really good.Copy !req
763. Unless she's three feet tall.Copy !req
764. On the other hand...Copy !req
765. she wants a picture.Copy !req
766. - So?
- Come on.Copy !req
767. Good evening.
Can I see your tickets?Copy !req
768. - Good evening.
- It's over here.Copy !req
769. - Perfect.
- Have a good night.Copy !req
770. Good night to you.Copy !req
771. We'll be just here if
you're looking for us...Copy !req
772. We're not going to move.
Especially him.Copy !req
773. Wait...
What do you think women want?Copy !req
774. I don't know.Copy !req
775. A cute, charming, elegant man...Copy !req
776. No kidding. They want money.
Security.Copy !req
777. Ask this dude.Copy !req
778. And you have all that.Copy !req
779. I might be naive, but I still hope I have
something more than my bank account..Copy !req
780. She spent six months reading your
goddamn poems. And she likes it.Copy !req
781. She's weird, don't worry.Copy !req
782. I'm sure she doesn't give
a damn about the chair.Copy !req
783. That's true.Copy !req
784. Plus guys from the north drink so
much they're all beating their ladies.Copy !req
785. She'll see there's
no risk with you.Copy !req
786. Jerk.Copy !req
787. That's good thinking
though, right?Copy !req
788. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
789. The photo is a good test.Copy !req
790. If she sends hers back
it's a good sign.Copy !req
791. You can send a picture of you with
the chair, but not too obvious.Copy !req
792. You don't have to send a
Telethon-like picture...Copy !req
793. Drooling and all...Copy !req
794. Looking like shit.Copy !req
795. Alright, alright.Copy !req
796. He has a problem.Copy !req
797. A big one.Copy !req
798. Shush yourself.Copy !req
799. He's a tree...Copy !req
800. A singing tree.Copy !req
801. In german?Copy !req
802. Stop shushing me!Copy !req
803. It's in german anyway.Copy !req
804. As if it wasn't enough.Copy !req
805. You're crazy.Copy !req
806. Oh man.Copy !req
807. - How long does it last?
- Four hours.Copy !req
808. Fuck.Copy !req
809. You looked damn fine
in the old times.Copy !req
810. Which one?Copy !req
811. This one.Copy !req
812. There's also this one...
I like it a lot.Copy !req
813. The chair is not obvious.Copy !req
814. But you can see something is going
on, and you look really good.Copy !req
815. - Are we doing this?
- I don't know.Copy !req
816. Didn't you have a
blast on the phone?Copy !req
817. I did.Copy !req
818. Is that all?Copy !req
819. - I had a fucking blast.
- So?Copy !req
820. So we're sending this
goddamn picture.Copy !req
821. That's what I'm talking about.
Let's do it!Copy !req
822. Give me a cigarette.Copy !req
823. Don't you ever knock?Copy !req
824. - Are you painting?
- Yes, get out!Copy !req
825. You're kidding me. Ha ha, painting.
Did you learn how to read as well?Copy !req
826. I told you to get out of here!Copy !req
827. Or what? You'll beat me? Is that how
women are treated in your country?Copy !req
828. You're out of your mind.
Fuck off!Copy !req
829. - I'll leave when I want.
- Right!Copy !req
830. - See, I'm deciding to leave now.
- Leave!Copy !req
831. God damn it.Copy !req
832. Replace this picture
with the other one.Copy !req
833. Please post it yourself,
and be discreet.Copy !req
834. As you want.Copy !req
835. Now throw the other
picture in the trash.Copy !req
836. I'm losing it.Copy !req
837. She's driving me crazy.Copy !req
838. - What's wrong?
- Your daughter is.Copy !req
839. - I was painting...
- You were... what?Copy !req
840. Yes, whatever.
I wanted to tell you...Copy !req
841. She needs to cool it...
otherwise I will slap her.Copy !req
842. - Alright, cool it a little.
- No, I'm not cooling anything!Copy !req
843. Am I not your arms
and your legs?Copy !req
844. Yes, of course.Copy !req
845. Well I want to be your hands too.
So she can get what she deserves.Copy !req
846. Since you can't really do anything
besides driving your chair over her.Copy !req
847. Driss, don't you think
you're exaggerating. Yvonne.Copy !req
848. Yvonne...Copy !req
849. Well...Copy !req
850. She might need a
light admonition.Copy !req
851. A light one?Copy !req
852. She's 16, dressing and painting
her face outrageously.Copy !req
853. She's also making out with the
annoying dude all over the house.Copy !req
854. But that's none of my business.
It's her education.Copy !req
855. What I have a problem with is
how she despises everyone.Copy !req
856. How she talks to me. To you!
What are we? Slaves?Copy !req
857. So if you let me, I'll give
her a lesson right now.Copy !req
858. Alright, I get it.
Let me take care of it.Copy !req
859. Then take care of it. Fast.Copy !req
860. I'm gonna break something...Copy !req
861. He's painting?
What is he painting?Copy !req
862. I have no idea.Copy !req
863. Get up, Philippe.Copy !req
864. Fits you like a charm.Copy !req
865. Right.Copy !req
866. You need to respect the
people working for me.Copy !req
867. It's unacceptable.
Do you understand?Copy !req
868. I think she doesn't.
Toughen up.Copy !req
869. By the way I don't want to
see this dude here any more.Copy !req
870. - God I get it! Leave me alone.
- I won't leave you alone.Copy !req
871. Do I need to drive my chair
over you to make you obey me?Copy !req
872. That's it.
We're getting there.Copy !req
873. - You did that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
874. I love it.Copy !req
875. I'm not saying I would
hang it at my place...Copy !req
876. but it's...Copy !req
877. How much do you think
we'll get from it?Copy !req
878. We'll see.Copy !req
879. We'll see more or less?Copy !req
880. It's...Copy !req
881. - What the hell?
- What?Copy !req
882. - I wasn't gonna use the tongue.
- You're retarded.Copy !req
883. Can't you go faster?
I can't run in these conditions.Copy !req
884. - I'm at maximum.
- Maximum... it's way too slow.Copy !req
885. I can do 9 miles per hour.Copy !req
886. Is 9 miles per hour ok?Copy !req
887. Is it the best he can do?
Can't we get more?Copy !req
888. - It's the maximum.
- It'll do.Copy !req
889. Oh yeah...Copy !req
890. No, no.Copy !req
891. Stick to the ears.Copy !req
892. There.Copy !req
893. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
894. Hi Yvonne.Copy !req
895. No he can't hear me.Copy !req
896. Yvonne, trust me.Copy !req
897. Ok.Copy !req
898. We'll be home at 8:30.Copy !req
899. Yes, we'll be on time, Yvonne.Copy !req
900. - What's up? She's freaking out?
- Yeah.Copy !req
901. It's your surprise birthday again.
It's half an hour earlier.Copy !req
902. She's all stressed
out every year.Copy !req
903. She's inviting all my family,
every year it's exactly the same deal.Copy !req
904. They're mostly coming
to see if I'm still alive.Copy !req
905. Just checking.Copy !req
906. And I pretend to be surprised.Copy !req
907. Everyone's doing their best.Copy !req
908. But in the end we're
all really bored.Copy !req
909. Sorry.Copy !req
910. Excuse me.Copy !req
911. Sorry.Copy !req
912. Sorry.Copy !req
913. Excuse me.Copy !req
914. Would you mind changing seats?
I called this one.Copy !req
915. I would mind indeed.Copy !req
916. Oh believe me you'll do it.Copy !req
917. Come on! Just shift to the left.Copy !req
918. There.Copy !req
919. Very nice of you.Copy !req
920. The suit makes you
look like another man.Copy !req
921. It looks good.Copy !req
922. You look like Barack Obama.Copy !req
923. Really?Copy !req
924. She has the hots for me.Copy !req
925. Barack Obama.
How cool is that.Copy !req
926. It's a bit like someone called you...
Mitt Romney for instance.Copy !req
927. Raffarin.Copy !req
928. Or George Bush.Copy !req
929. What are you doing?
You're gonna miss the concert.Copy !req
930. Leave me alone.Copy !req
931. - Are you menstruating or what?
- Get out.Copy !req
932. What's up?Copy !req
933. Elisa.Copy !req
934. Elisa.Copy !req
935. - Leave me alone, goddammit.
- What did you take?Copy !req
936. What did you do?Copy !req
937. - Where did you find this?
- In Yvonne's purse.Copy !req
938. Imodium?Copy !req
939. What was your plan?Copy !req
940. Suicide?Copy !req
941. You're just gonna stop
pooping for 3 months.Copy !req
942. Leave me alone!Copy !req
943. Wait... you took Ibuprofen too?Copy !req
944. You're gonna die!
It's dangerous!Copy !req
945. What should we do? Call 911?Copy !req
946. Why would you do that?Copy !req
947. It's Bastien.Copy !req
948. - What about him?
- He dumped me.Copy !req
949. He doesn't care about me.
He called me a slut.Copy !req
950. That's not ok at all.Copy !req
951. Nobody would care
if I died anyway.Copy !req
952. Bullshit! Stop saying that.
Let's join the party.Copy !req
953. Can't you go see him?
Talk to him?Copy !req
954. - To who?
- Bastien. I'll pay you.Copy !req
955. What do you mean you'll pay me?
You've really lost it!Copy !req
956. Do you think I have time to deal
with childrens' heartaches?Copy !req
957. - Please.
- Talk to Bastien?Copy !req
958. Paying me?Copy !req
959. Who do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
960. Please, Driss.Copy !req
961. How much?Copy !req
962. You're silly.Copy !req
963. Well, there's something.
There's a particular touch to it.Copy !req
964. But I mean... 11,000 Euros for an
unknown artist seems like a lot.Copy !req
965. Hmm...Copy !req
966. On the other hand, if I don't buy it it's
going to be worth the triple in a year...Copy !req
967. And you'll tell me: "I told you".
Am I right?Copy !req
968. - You told me he has a gallery in London?
- Berlin.Copy !req
969. Berlin?Copy !req
970. Well that's...Copy !req
971. I don't know...Copy !req
972. 11,000 Euros is a lot.Copy !req
973. Come on, give me something.
Does she have someone?Copy !req
974. Yes. Fred.Copy !req
975. What about Fred?Copy !req
976. They've been together
for two years.Copy !req
977. But it's an on and off thing...
There's a lot of tension.Copy !req
978. Right now...
I know it's not going that well.Copy !req
979. - Maybe because of me.
- Yup.Copy !req
980. - Did she say something about me?
- No.Copy !req
981. Alright, of course she did.
A little bit.Copy !req
982. Yes! I knew it!
She's got the hots for me.Copy !req
983. What, you're spoofing me?Copy !req
984. - No.
- Laugh as much as you want.Copy !req
985. One day Magalie
will be in my bed.Copy !req
986. Hope well and have well.Copy !req
987. Careful with the appetisers,
given your stomach issues...Copy !req
988. I'm not a doctor, but I know if you
take Imodium, something's wrong.Copy !req
989. Pardon me. Please...Copy !req
990. Can I ask you a favour?Copy !req
991. A little piece for me?Copy !req
992. No, Philippe! We were chilling.Copy !req
993. Yes.Copy !req
994. Vivaldi, the Fours Seasons.Copy !req
995. You'll see, you'll like it.Copy !req
996. What about that?
Don't tell me you don't feel anything.Copy !req
997. Nope. Nothing.Copy !req
998. Not at all.Copy !req
999. For me, it's not music if
you can't dance to it.Copy !req
1000. Let's try something else.Copy !req
1001. Yeah. I know this one.Copy !req
1002. It's a commercial!Copy !req
1003. For coffee, right?Copy !req
1004. I shall leave thee now.Copy !req
1005. I am expected by the
king at the castle.Copy !req
1006. I'm taking the minstrels there.Copy !req
1007. Let's go.Copy !req
1008. I'm a brave and good knight.Copy !req
1009. Wow, that's creepy...Copy !req
1010. It's about naked dudes...Copy !req
1011. They're running naked
in the fields.Copy !req
1012. And giggling...Copy !req
1013. Alright, alright...Copy !req
1014. Bach was badass.Copy !req
1015. I'm sure he got all the
chicks with his music.Copy !req
1016. It's the 18th century's
Barry White.Copy !req
1017. Oh I know this one.Copy !req
1018. Everyone know it.Copy !req
1019. Of course.Copy !req
1020. "You have reached the Paris
unemployment agency."Copy !req
1021. "All our lines are
currently busy."Copy !req
1022. "The estimated waiting
time is: two years."Copy !req
1023. Isn't it Tom and Jerry?Copy !req
1024. Tom and Jerry...Copy !req
1025. What a jerk.Copy !req
1026. Help!Copy !req
1027. Help!Copy !req
1028. Now it's my turn. We listened to
your classics, let's listen to mine.Copy !req
1029. "Earth, Wind & Fire".
I told you about them. So good!Copy !req
1030. It's something else.Copy !req
1031. That's something else for sure.Copy !req
1032. Am I right?Copy !req
1033. Lets get this party started.Copy !req
1034. Driss.Copy !req
1035. - Driss.
- I can't hear you.Copy !req
1036. Come on, dance for
Philippe's birthday.Copy !req
1037. Come on. For Philippe.Copy !req
1038. There.Copy !req
1039. So...Copy !req
1040. With all that I didn't
give you my present,Copy !req
1041. it arrived this morning.Copy !req
1042. I didn't want to ruin the party,
if she was ugly or something.Copy !req
1043. You never know.
But at least she responded.Copy !req
1044. Well... Good night!Copy !req
1045. Alright, I'll open it...Copy !req
1046. So?Copy !req
1047. She does not look like a dog.
Not at all.Copy !req
1048. Oh damn...Copy !req
1049. It must be the only northern
girl with all her teeth.Copy !req
1050. There's a note with it.Copy !req
1051. 'I'm coming to Paris next week.
I'm waiting for your call.' 'Dot dot dot.'Copy !req
1052. You know what 'Dot dot
dot' means, right?Copy !req
1053. What does it mean?Copy !req
1054. - That's good?
- Of course it's good, she wants you.Copy !req
1055. One dot, two dots, three dots,
she wants you, end of the story.Copy !req
1056. She wants me...Copy !req
1057. Feels good, doesn't it?Copy !req
1058. - I'm too excited to sleep.
- But you will.Copy !req
1059. I'm putting the picture here.Copy !req
1060. She's watching you sleep.Copy !req
1061. There.Copy !req
1062. Good night, Philippe.Copy !req
1063. Sweet dreams.Copy !req
1064. Let's try the hat again.Copy !req
1065. - Not bad.
- No.Copy !req
1066. No. He looks like a chimney sweeper.
He can't be dressed too classic.Copy !req
1067. - What did I just say?
- Ok, so it's too classic.Copy !req
1068. Lets just forget
about the hat.Copy !req
1069. Regular or fancy?Copy !req
1070. There's something.Copy !req
1071. It works.Copy !req
1072. - What about this?
- Stop laughing.Copy !req
1073. - Let's go horse-riding...
- Come on.Copy !req
1074. Yvonne will take me there.
I'll go alone.Copy !req
1075. - Really?
- It's ok.Copy !req
1076. Yes. I'll manage.Copy !req
1077. Alright.Copy !req
1078. I think I'm freaking
out a little.Copy !req
1079. Don't worry, none can tell.Copy !req
1080. 4 a x c minus b squaredCopy !req
1081. - b square?
- yes.Copy !req
1082. I found 20, not b squ...Copy !req
1083. Hey.Copy !req
1084. Go take a walk, funny hair.Copy !req
1085. - So Bastien... You remember me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1086. - Oh yeah?
- What's wrong?Copy !req
1087. I heard what you told Elisa.
It's not very nice.Copy !req
1088. - I didn't say anything...
- Shut up.Copy !req
1089. Now you'll act like a
man and apologise.Copy !req
1090. - I'm sorry, man.
- Hands off me.Copy !req
1091. - Not to me, to her!
- Ok, to her.Copy !req
1092. And you'll bring her
croissants every morning.Copy !req
1093. - Plain or with butter?
- What?Copy !req
1094. - Plain or with butter?
- Whatever. I don't care.Copy !req
1095. Do as you want,
but do it right.Copy !req
1096. - You be nice.
- Yes. I'll be very nice.Copy !req
1097. Now move. Move! And take care of your hair.
Put a hair clip or something.Copy !req
1098. What time is it?Copy !req
1099. 4:45Copy !req
1100. Should I lose the hat?Copy !req
1101. Yeah. That's better.Copy !req
1102. What time is it?Copy !req
1103. 46 - 47.
It's not changing that fast.Copy !req
1104. I'd like a whisky.Copy !req
1105. Yeah.Copy !req
1106. Please.Copy !req
1107. One more.Copy !req
1108. I don't think it's a good idea...Copy !req
1109. Make it a double.Copy !req
1110. Sir, a double whisky please.Copy !req
1111. - Hello.
- Hello, Driss.Copy !req
1112. What are you doing now?
Are you busy?Copy !req
1113. I'm working out.
How's it going?Copy !req
1114. Don't you want to get away?Copy !req
1115. No questions?Copy !req
1116. No. No questions.Copy !req
1117. - You want to leave?
- Yes.Copy !req
1118. Where are we going?Copy !req
1119. Get some fresh air.Copy !req
1120. Get some fresh air.Copy !req
1121. I'll be there after a shower.Copy !req
1122. We're going. Take the hat.Copy !req
1123. - But it's barely six.
- We're going.Copy !req
1124. - Good evening.
- Good evening.Copy !req
1125. Give him so champagne too.
It'll help him relax.Copy !req
1126. - I'm not stressed out.
- Really?Copy !req
1127. No.Copy !req
1128. It's only us?Copy !req
1129. The other people didn't come?
It's just us.Copy !req
1130. Ok, I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
1131. Why?Copy !req
1132. I don't know.Copy !req
1133. We both know you're not
the luckiest person.Copy !req
1134. The accident...Copy !req
1135. The chair... Your wife.Copy !req
1136. It's Kennedy-like scary.Copy !req
1137. - Miss.
- Yes?Copy !req
1138. Can you give him the package?Copy !req
1139. Thank you.Copy !req
1140. Thank you.Copy !req
1141. Why?Copy !req
1142. What's that?Copy !req
1143. That's what you're worth
in the art business.Copy !req
1144. I got 11,000 Euros
for your painting.Copy !req
1145. You shouldn't stop,
you have a hell of a talent.Copy !req
1146. Yup. That's a good deal.
I knew it.Copy !req
1147. I felt it.
It was instinct.Copy !req
1148. With the music and all...
It all blended...Copy !req
1149. And then, an epiphany!
I saw a light.Copy !req
1150. Ok, stay humble will you?Copy !req
1151. 11,000 Euros, though, can
you believe it?Copy !req
1152. What was that?Copy !req
1153. Nothing.
Just a hole in the cabin.Copy !req
1154. Philippe, tell me if
something's wrong.Copy !req
1155. It was very nice
knowing you.Copy !req
1156. No Philippe,
I don't like these jokes.Copy !req
1157. Really. You're used to
drama, but I'm not.Copy !req
1158. You have to be really
insane to do that.Copy !req
1159. A little bit.Copy !req
1160. I'll tell you
something, Philippe.Copy !req
1161. - You're a maniac.
- Really? I didn't know that.Copy !req
1162. - Now you get Driss ready.
- Sure.Copy !req
1163. Right. In your dreams.
I'm not doing any of this.Copy !req
1164. I'll be waiting for
you over there.Copy !req
1165. I'll take pictures...
'Get Driss ready...'Copy !req
1166. How are you gonna take pictures?Copy !req
1167. Laugh all you want.
I'm not doing this.Copy !req
1168. - I don't want to any more.
- Wait.Copy !req
1169. - Take it off.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
1170. I don't have to anyway, right?Copy !req
1171. Wait, what's going on?Copy !req
1172. Is something wrong?Copy !req
1173. Oh man.Copy !req
1174. Fuck.Copy !req
1175. Why is it going higher?Copy !req
1176. What's going on?Copy !req
1177. Oh my god.Copy !req
1178. Hey, Driss!Copy !req
1179. Relax, for god's sake.Copy !req
1180. I'm relaxed,
can't we get down now?Copy !req
1181. I've seen it, it's cool.
I'm done.Copy !req
1182. What the hell!Copy !req
1183. What is happening now?Copy !req
1184. Come on, Driss.Copy !req
1185. Listen to this.Copy !req
1186. Where can you find
a tetraplegic?Copy !req
1187. Where can you... I don't know.Copy !req
1188. Where you left him.Copy !req
1189. Awful.Copy !req
1190. You're awful.Copy !req
1191. Driss, someone's here for you.Copy !req
1192. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1193. Why did you hide this?Copy !req
1194. - You answer the question.
- How did you find me?Copy !req
1195. The unemployment agency sent this.
It mentions the address.Copy !req
1196. - And what's that?
- Nothing. Let it go.Copy !req
1197. - What did you do?
- I fell from my scooter.Copy !req
1198. - From your scooter?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1199. Bullshit. Get up.Copy !req
1200. This way.Copy !req
1201. Damn.Copy !req
1202. That's your room?Copy !req
1203. - Tell me what happened.
- Nothing.Copy !req
1204. - Tell me.
- It's none of your business.Copy !req
1205. How is it not my business?
You're hiding here but it's none of my business?Copy !req
1206. We were only four and they screwed us.
But don't worry, they're gonna pay.Copy !req
1207. You're not gonna make anyone "pay".
Does mom know?Copy !req
1208. No.Copy !req
1209. - Don't worry, I have it covered.
- You have nothing covered.Copy !req
1210. - You're a pain in the ass.
- Right.Copy !req
1211. Now you stay here and you
don't touch anything.Copy !req
1212. - Can I lie down?
- You don't touch anything!Copy !req
1213. Alright, I got it.Copy !req
1214. Moron...Copy !req
1215. I'm telling you, he's with me.Copy !req
1216. Stop crying, Nina.Copy !req
1217. He's not wounded,
it's just a scratch.Copy !req
1218. He's fine.Copy !req
1219. Calm down, Nina.
Nobody's killing anybody.Copy !req
1220. It's only words.Copy !req
1221. Meanwhile I can't take care of him.
I'm working.Copy !req
1222. No, don't tell her.Copy !req
1223. You go crying in your room if you want,
but you don't tell her anything.Copy !req
1224. I think it's time for bed.Copy !req
1225. I'm gonna stay up for a bit.Copy !req
1226. Sit down.Copy !req
1227. Sit down here.Copy !req
1228. What do you think
of that woman?Copy !req
1229. - She looks hot.
- What else?Copy !req
1230. Can we go upstairs now...
I have something to deal with...Copy !req
1231. I imagine her getting up...Copy !req
1232. and turning around...Copy !req
1233. so that I can finally
see her face.Copy !req
1234. The boy looks like you.Copy !req
1235. - Adama?
- Yes.Copy !req
1236. I saw him earlier.Copy !req
1237. I think if I had crossed
him in the street,Copy !req
1238. I could have told he
was your brother.Copy !req
1239. That's weird.Copy !req
1240. Why?Copy !req
1241. Because he's not my brother.Copy !req
1242. Really?Copy !req
1243. It's complicated.Copy !req
1244. Is he your brother or not?Copy !req
1245. Ok. I get it.Copy !req
1246. Let's go.Copy !req
1247. My parents...Copy !req
1248. they're not really
my parents.Copy !req
1249. They're my uncle
and my aunt.Copy !req
1250. They came to get me in
Senegal when I was eight.Copy !req
1251. They couldn't have children, so they went
to see a brother who had a load of them.Copy !req
1252. They took the elder.Copy !req
1253. Me.Copy !req
1254. I was called Bakary.Copy !req
1255. That's my real name.Copy !req
1256. But there were several Bakarys in the
neighbourhood so they called me Idriss...Copy !req
1257. somehow it turned into Driss.Copy !req
1258. Then what?Copy !req
1259. Then out of nowhere my mother...
I mean my aunt...Copy !req
1260. she got pregnant twice.Copy !req
1261. Then my uncle died.Copy !req
1262. And then there were other
guys, other children.Copy !req
1263. I told you it's complicated.Copy !req
1264. About Adama. Don't you think
he needs a light admonition?Copy !req
1265. He came to get you,
didn't he?Copy !req
1266. Driss.Copy !req
1267. I think it's the
end of the road.Copy !req
1268. You weren't going to push a disabled's
chair your whole life anyway.Copy !req
1269. And since you worked well,
you'll get unemployment again.Copy !req
1270. Enough.Copy !req
1271. Let's go.Copy !req
1272. Come on.Copy !req
1273. Yeah.Copy !req
1274. Vassary Bakary. Bakary Vassary.Copy !req
1275. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1276. Very poetic.Copy !req
1277. It has an alliteration.Copy !req
1278. - Do you know what an alliteration is?
- No.Copy !req
1279. - Good morning.
- Good morning, Bastien. Thank you.Copy !req
1280. Oh we're having a brunch tomorrow.
Could you bring something more...Copy !req
1281. Of course.Copy !req
1282. - Goodbye, Yvonne.
- You didn't forget my little treats, did you?Copy !req
1283. No.Copy !req
1284. - Good, thanks.
- Say hello to Elisa.Copy !req
1285. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
1286. Bastien, my friend. What's up?Copy !req
1287. So it's true.Copy !req
1288. - You're leaving.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1289. Don't worry, I have your number.
I'll call you very soon.Copy !req
1290. I know it's gonna be tough for you.
Be strong.Copy !req
1291. It's a shame.Copy !req
1292. You know I'm getting your room?
There's a water issue in mine.Copy !req
1293. I might stay, in the end.Copy !req
1294. We'd have to get warm
in the bed together.Copy !req
1295. It would be a little too small.
I'm not alone.Copy !req
1296. Here she is.Copy !req
1297. - This is Frederique.
- Hello.Copy !req
1298. Hi.Copy !req
1299. I get it...Copy !req
1300. - What?
- I understand, it's your...Copy !req
1301. So that's why...Copy !req
1302. Yes.Copy !req
1303. Well.Copy !req
1304. I'm not giving you a kiss, then.Copy !req
1305. I would be up for a
threesome you know.Copy !req
1306. Well... I'm down.Copy !req
1307. Not now though, I have to leave.
But I can come back.Copy !req
1308. - I have stuff to do, but I'll be back.
- I'm joking.Copy !req
1309. Alright...Copy !req
1310. See you, dudes.Copy !req
1311. Mr. Michel Saloudy.Copy !req
1312. Keep it on all the time!Copy !req
1313. Are you mad about Magalie?Copy !req
1314. No. Nice one.Copy !req
1315. Nice one, but...Copy !req
1316. it did seem weird that she would resist.
It never happened to me.Copy !req
1317. Kiss?Copy !req
1318. Yes. Sure.Copy !req
1319. Yvonne.Copy !req
1320. You're good...Copy !req
1321. See you, Yvonne.Copy !req
1322. Wait.Copy !req
1323. We won't need that any more.Copy !req
1324. Bye.Copy !req
1325. Watch your foot.Copy !req
1326. Let's go.Copy !req
1327. Wait.Copy !req
1328. What's your bank?Copy !req
1329. Ok.Copy !req
1330. Excuse me.Copy !req
1331. Could you please move your car?
You can't park here.Copy !req
1332. It's written over there.Copy !req
1333. - I'm moving.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1334. I'll call you back.Copy !req
1335. Why do you mind?
We're not even driving.Copy !req
1336. It's a matter of principles.Copy !req
1337. Go on.Copy !req
1338. Wait for me over there.Copy !req
1339. What are you doing?Copy !req
1340. I'm coming.Copy !req
1341. I can cancel my
date you know.Copy !req
1342. Of course not.
Why would you do that?Copy !req
1343. Have a good time.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
1344. Yvonne? I'm ready.Copy !req
1345. Good. I'll be here in a minute.Copy !req
1346. Well, everything's ready.Copy !req
1347. You just have to serve.Copy !req
1348. Call me if anything's wrong.Copy !req
1349. - Call me, ok?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1350. So if you're ready,
I'm gonna serve your meal.Copy !req
1351. Take those scrubs off.
I feel like I'm in an asylum.Copy !req
1352. - Alright.
- Do you have a cigarette?Copy !req
1353. No. I don't smoke.
Not any more.Copy !req
1354. To be honest I gave
up recently...Copy !req
1355. and you should do the same.Copy !req
1356. Even if you're not
exercising or something...Copy !req
1357. it's better for your lungs,
your breath.Copy !req
1358. You're not going to eat?Copy !req
1359. What the hell!Copy !req
1360. Come on. Be careful.Copy !req
1361. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1362. - Good morning, sir.
- What?Copy !req
1363. It's the person you asked for...Copy !req
1364. For the head massage.
It's Mr. Jacquet.Copy !req
1365. Good morning.Copy !req
1366. Get out!Copy !req
1367. Leave me alone.Copy !req
1368. Leave!Copy !req
1369. - Is it my fault?
- No, no.Copy !req
1370. He got up on the wrong
side of the bed.Copy !req
1371. "Got up on"... Idiot.Copy !req
1372. Moron.Copy !req
1373. Driss Vassary?Copy !req
1374. - Yes.
- It's your turn.Copy !req
1375. You've only had your driving
license for a month.Copy !req
1376. Yes, but I've been
driving for longer.Copy !req
1377. I mean I drove in private ways,
out of the roads.Copy !req
1378. Parking lots...Copy !req
1379. I'm a good driver.Copy !req
1380. I read your file.Copy !req
1381. In your personal evaluation you
only wrote one word: pragmatic.Copy !req
1382. Yes.Copy !req
1383. It is important.Copy !req
1384. You forgot to mention another
important aspect in our company.Copy !req
1385. Did I?Copy !req
1386. You could just take the time
to read the poster line.Copy !req
1387. Hey, that's a
twelve feet rhyme.Copy !req
1388. Sorry?Copy !req
1389. You-could-just-take-the-time
To-read-the-pos-ter-lineCopy !req
1390. 12 feet.Copy !req
1391. - That wasn't on purpose.
- Your catchphrase is "Just in time".Copy !req
1392. Oh that's why you put
Dali's watches.Copy !req
1393. A little artistic touch.Copy !req
1394. Maybe...Copy !req
1395. - You like paintings?
- I do.Copy !req
1396. - I like Goya.
- She's alright...Copy !req
1397. didn't sing much
since Pandi-Panda.Copy !req
1398. Yes.Copy !req
1399. I'm coming.Copy !req
1400. I'm on my way.Copy !req
1401. - Are you ok?
- Yes.Copy !req
1402. Leave me alone.Copy !req
1403. Do you need water?
A wet towel?Copy !req
1404. Get out.Copy !req
1405. - I mean I can...
- Leave me alone!Copy !req
1406. There.Copy !req
1407. - Thanks, dude.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1408. - Have a nice week-end.
- You too.Copy !req
1409. - What's going on?
- He's not doing well.Copy !req
1410. - Where is he now?
- He was in the garden earlier.Copy !req
1411. Ok.Copy !req
1412. So...Copy !req
1413. What's going on?Copy !req
1414. What's the deal
with the beard?Copy !req
1415. Freud?Copy !req
1416. Abraham Lincoln?
An old dude, anyway.Copy !req
1417. Victor Hugo.Copy !req
1418. You need a good shaving.
Take care of yourself.Copy !req
1419. It was time I came back.Copy !req
1420. I'll be here in a minute.Copy !req
1421. Now what?Copy !req
1422. Now you let me decide.Copy !req
1423. Don't you like that?Copy !req
1424. A sharp fast cut
would relieve me.Copy !req
1425. It's good to see
you're doing better.Copy !req
1426. I did my best. Open your eyes.Copy !req
1427. Oh my god.Copy !req
1428. It's terrible.Copy !req
1429. - It's really bad.
- No! It looks good.Copy !req
1430. - No.
- Look...Copy !req
1431. leather jacket, without sleeves.
A Village People-like cap.Copy !req
1432. I know! Jose Bove.Copy !req
1433. You look exactly like him.Copy !req
1434. Really weird.
An orthodox priest or something.Copy !req
1435. - The pope.
- Exactly, the pope.Copy !req
1436. Come on.Copy !req
1437. He's crazy.Copy !req
1438. What are you up to?Copy !req
1439. - I'm scared.
- No you'll see, it's awesome.Copy !req
1440. I look like my grandfather.Copy !req
1441. Really?Copy !req
1442. Oh Philippe, the moustache is turning me on.
What is happening to me?Copy !req
1443. - Ok, I'll shave the rest.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1444. Alright.Copy !req
1445. No. Please. No.Copy !req
1446. No.Copy !req
1447. No.Copy !req
1448. Nein!Copy !req
1449. - Nein is what you mean.
- I'm not ok with that.Copy !req
1450. Philippe, ach.Copy !req
1451. So I'm your toy now.Copy !req
1452. You know you're mental right?
You have to get help.Copy !req
1453. Don't you feel like invading
countries right now?Copy !req
1454. Ok, we're getting there...Copy !req
1455. just shave the rest.Copy !req
1456. You think it's funny?Copy !req
1457. Yes, I'm thinking about
tetraplegic nazis.Copy !req
1458. How could they do the sign?Copy !req
1459. Ok, now you had fun.
Shave it.Copy !req
1460. Heil.Copy !req
1461. - Hello, sir.
- Hello.Copy !req
1462. Vassary.
I have a reservation at 1.Copy !req
1463. - Yes. Vassary.
- Follow me.Copy !req
1464. - Over here.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1465. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
1466. So, Philippe.Copy !req
1467. I'm not staying for lunch.Copy !req
1468. - Why?
- I'm not leaving you alone.Copy !req
1469. You just happen to have a date.Copy !req
1470. A date?Copy !req
1471. What do you mean?Copy !req
1472. Don't freak out. It'll be fine.Copy !req
1473. What the...Copy !req
1474. Only this time you can't flee.Copy !req
1475. By the way...Copy !req
1476. I took my time, but I found it.Copy !req
1477. Give her my respects.Copy !req
1478. Driss.Copy !req
1479. Driss.Copy !req
1480. What's going on?Copy !req
1481. Hello, Philippe.Copy !req
1482. Philippe Pozzo Di Borgo now lives in Morocco.
He's married again, and has two daughters.Copy !req
1483. Abdel Sellou now owns a company.
He's married and has three children.Copy !req
1484. Philippe and Abdel
remained close friends.Copy !req