1. - Is this on?
That's fine.Copy !req
2. I can break through walls,
I just can't...Copy !req
3. That's fine.
- I can't get this on.Copy !req
4. Mr. Incredible...
Do you have a secret identity?Copy !req
5. Every superhero has a secret identity.
I don't know a single one who doesn't.Copy !req
6. Who wants the pressure
of being super all the time?Copy !req
7. Of course I have a secret identity.Copy !req
8. Can you see me in this
at the supermarket? Come on.Copy !req
9. Who'd want to go shopping
as Elastigirl, know what I mean?Copy !req
10. Superladies, they're always trying
to tell you their secret identity.Copy !req
11. Think it'll strengthen
the relationship or something.Copy !req
12. I said, "Girl, I don't want to know
about your mild-mannered alter ego."Copy !req
13. I mean, you tell me you're
a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,Copy !req
14. that's all right with me.
I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
15. No matter how many times
you save the world,Copy !req
16. it always manages to get back
in jeopardy again.Copy !req
17. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,
you know?Copy !req
18. For a little bit. I feel like the maid.
"I just cleaned up this mess.Copy !req
19. "Can we keep it clean
for ten minutes?"Copy !req
20. I could get to that point.Copy !req
21. - "Please?"
We're not finished.Copy !req
22. Sometimes I think I'd just like
the simple life, you know?Copy !req
23. Relax a little and raise a family.Copy !req
24. Settle down? Are you kidding?
I'm at the top of my game!Copy !req
25. I'm up there with the big dogs!
Girls, come on.Copy !req
26. Leave the saving of the world
to the men? I don't think so.Copy !req
27. I don't think so.Copy !req
28. We interrupt for a bulletin.Copy !req
29. A high-speed pursuit between police
and armed gunmen is underway,Copy !req
30. traveling northbound
on San Pablo Ave.Copy !req
31. Yeah, I've got time.Copy !req
32. Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
33. - What is it, ma'am?
- My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.Copy !req
34. Certainly. I suggest you stand clear.
There could be trouble.Copy !req
35. No, he's quite tame.Copy !req
36. Let go now.Copy !req
37. Thank you, Mr. Incredible.
You've done it again.Copy !req
38. - You're the best.
- No, I'm just here to help.Copy !req
39. All units.
We have a tour bus robbery...Copy !req
40. Tour bus robbery. I've still got time.Copy !req
41. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.Copy !req
42. - Cool! Ready for take-off!
- What the...Copy !req
43. - Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm IncrediBoy.Copy !req
44. What? No.Copy !req
45. You're that kid from the fan club.Copy !req
46. Brophy. Brody.
Buddy! Buddy!Copy !req
47. My name is IncrediBoy.Copy !req
48. I've been nice, I've stood for photos,Copy !req
49. signed every scrap of paper
you pushed at me...Copy !req
50. No, don't worry about training me.
I know your moves,Copy !req
51. crime fighting style,
favorite catch phrases, everything!Copy !req
52. I'm your number one fan!Copy !req
53. Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
54. You know,Copy !req
55. you can tell a lot about a woman
by the contents of her purse,Copy !req
56. but maybe that's not
what you had in mind.Copy !req
57. Hey, look...Copy !req
58. Elastigirl.Copy !req
59. Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
60. - It's all right. I've got him.
- Sure, you've got him.Copy !req
61. - I just took him out for you.
- Sure, you did.Copy !req
62. - His attention was on me.
- A fact I exploited to do my job.Copy !req
63. - My job, you mean.
- A simple thank you will suffice.Copy !req
64. Thanks, but I don't need any help.Copy !req
65. Whatever happened to "ladies first"?Copy !req
66. Well, whatever happened
to equal treatment?Copy !req
67. Look, the lady got me first.Copy !req
68. - Well, we could share, you know.
- I work alone.Copy !req
69. Well, I think you need to be moreCopy !req
70. flexible.Copy !req
71. Are you doing anything later?Copy !req
72. I have a previous engagement.Copy !req
73. Now, you just stay here.Copy !req
74. They usually pick up
the garbage in an hour.Copy !req
75. Hey, Incredible!
- Hey, Frozone!Copy !req
76. - Shouldn't you be getting ready?
- I still got time.Copy !req
77. He's gonna jump!Copy !req
78. I think
you broke something.Copy !req
79. With counseling,
I think you'll come to forgive me.Copy !req
80. Wait a minute.Copy !req
81. Bomb Voyage.Copy !req
82. Mr. Incredible... !Copy !req
83. And IncrediBoy!Copy !req
84. IncrediBoy?Copy !req
85. Aren't you curious about how I get
around so fast? I have rocket boots.Copy !req
86. - Go home, Buddy. Now.
- What?Copy !req
87. Little oaf... !Copy !req
88. Can we talk?Copy !req
89. You always say be true to yourself,Copy !req
90. but you never say
which part to be true to.Copy !req
91. Well, I've finally figured out who I am.
I am your ward. IncrediBoy!Copy !req
92. And now, you have officially
carried it too far, Buddy.Copy !req
93. This is because I don't have powers,
isn't it?Copy !req
94. Not every superhero has powers,
you know.Copy !req
95. You can be super without them.Copy !req
96. I invented these.
I can fly. Can you fly?Copy !req
97. Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.Copy !req
98. And your outfit is totally ridiculous!Copy !req
99. Just give me one chance!
I'll show you. I'll go get the police.Copy !req
100. - Buddy, don't!
- It'll only take a second, really.Copy !req
101. No, stop!
There's a bomb!Copy !req
102. Let go, you're wrecking
my flight pattern.Copy !req
103. - I can do this if you let go!
- Will you just...Copy !req
104. - I'm trying to help! Stop!
- Let go of my cape!Copy !req
105. Take this one home. And make sure
his mom knows what he's been doing.Copy !req
106. I can help you.
You're making a mist...Copy !req
107. The injured jumper.
You sent paramedics?Copy !req
108. They picked him up.Copy !req
109. The blast in that building
was caused by Bomb VoyageCopy !req
110. who I caught robbing the vault.Copy !req
111. We might nab him
if we set up a perimeter.Copy !req
112. - He got away?
- Well, yeah.Copy !req
113. - Skippy here made sure of that.
- IncrediBoy.Copy !req
114. You're not affiliated with me!
Holy smokes, I'm late.Copy !req
115. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.Copy !req
116. - What about Bomb Voyage?
- Any other night, I'd go after him,Copy !req
117. but I really gotta go. Don't worry.
We'll get him! Eventually!Copy !req
118. - Is the night still young?
- You're very late.Copy !req
119. - How do I look? Good?
- The mask. You still got the mask.Copy !req
120. Showtime.Copy !req
121. Robert Parr, will you have this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife?Copy !req
122. You're late. When you asked
if I was doing anything later,Copy !req
123. I didn't realize you'd forgotten.
I thought it was playful banter.Copy !req
124. - It was.
- Cutting it close, don't you think?Copy !req
125. You need to be more flexible.Copy !req
126. I love you, but if we're
gonna make this work,Copy !req
127. you've gotta be more
than Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
128. You know that. Don't you?Copy !req
129. - ... so long as you both shall live?
- I do.Copy !req
130. I pronounce this couple
husband and wife.Copy !req
131. As long as we both shall live.
No matter what happens.Copy !req
132. Hey, come on. We're superheroes.
What could happen?Copy !req
133. In a stunning turn of
events, a superhero is being suedCopy !req
134. for saving someone who,
apparently, didn't want to be saved.Copy !req
135. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,Copy !req
136. who was foiled in his attempted
suicide by Mr. lncredible,Copy !req
137. has filed suit against the famed
superhero in Superior Court.Copy !req
138. Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.
He didn't want to be saved.Copy !req
139. The injury received from
Mr. Incredible's "actions,"Copy !req
140. - causes him daily pain.
- I saved your life!Copy !req
141. You didn't save my life!
You ruined my death.Copy !req
142. My client has no comment.Copy !req
143. Anothersuit was filed
by victims of the El train accident.Copy !req
144. Incredible's court losses
cost the government millions.Copy !req
145. And opened the floodgates for dozens
of superhero lawsuits the world over.Copy !req
146. It is time for their secret identity
to become their only identity.Copy !req
147. Time for them to join us, or go away.Copy !req
148. Underpublic pressure,
and the financial burdenCopy !req
149. of an ever mounting series of lawsuits,Copy !req
150. the government quietly initiated
the Superhero Relocation Program.Copy !req
151. The supers were granted amnesty
from responsibility for past actions,Copy !req
152. in exchange for the promise
to never again resume hero work.Copy !req
153. Where are they now?Copy !req
154. They are living among us.
Average citizens, average heroes.Copy !req
155. Quietly and anonymously continuing
to make the world a better place.Copy !req
156. Denied? You're denying my claim?Copy !req
157. I don't understand.
I have full coverage.Copy !req
158. I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,Copy !req
159. but our liability is spelled out
in paragraph 17.Copy !req
160. - It states clearly...
I can't pay for this.Copy !req
161. Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.Copy !req
162. I'm calling to celebrate
a momentous occasion.Copy !req
163. We're now officially moved in.Copy !req
164. Yeah, well, that's great, honey.Copy !req
165. The last three years
don't count because...Copy !req
166. Because I finally unpacked the last box.
Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
167. Why do we have
so much junk?Copy !req
168. Listen, I've got a client.Copy !req
169. Say no more. Go save the world
one policy at a time, honey.Copy !req
170. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.
See you tonight.Copy !req
171. Bye, honey.
Excuse me. Where were we?Copy !req
172. I'm on a fixed income,
and if you can't help me,Copy !req
173. I don't know what I'll do.Copy !req
174. All right, listen closely.
I'd like to help you, but I can't.Copy !req
175. I'd like to tell you to take a copy
of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...Copy !req
176. Norma Wilcox.
W-I-L-C-O-X.Copy !req
177. On the third floor. But I can't.Copy !req
178. I also do not advise you
to fill out and file a WS2475 formCopy !req
179. with our legal department
on the second floor.Copy !req
180. I wouldn't expect someone to get back
to you quickly to resolve the matter.Copy !req
181. I'd like to help,
but there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
182. Oh, thank you, young man.Copy !req
183. Sorry.
I know you're upset!Copy !req
184. Pretend to be upset.Copy !req
185. Parr!Copy !req
186. You authorized payment
on the Walker policy!Copy !req
187. Someone broke
into their house, Mr. Huph.Copy !req
188. - Their policy covers...
- I don't wanna know about it.Copy !req
189. Don't tell me about it. Tell me how
you're keeping Insuricare in the black.Copy !req
190. Tell me how that's possible,
with you writing checksCopy !req
191. to every Harry Hardluck and Sally
Sobstory that gives you a phone call.Copy !req
192. Morning break is over.
Morning break is over.Copy !req
193. I appreciate you coming
down here, Mrs. Parr.Copy !req
194. What's this about?
Has Dash done something wrong?Copy !req
195. He's a disruptive influence and he
openly mocks me in front of the class.Copy !req
196. - He says.
- Look, I know it's you!Copy !req
197. - He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
- You saw him do this?Copy !req
198. Well... Not really. No.Copy !req
199. Actually, not.Copy !req
200. Oh, then how do you know it was him?Copy !req
201. I hid a camera.
Yeah, and this time, I've got him.Copy !req
202. See? You see?Copy !req
203. You don't see it?Copy !req
204. He moves! Right there!Copy !req
205. Wait, wait! Right there!Copy !req
206. Right as I'm sitting down!Copy !req
207. I don't know how he does it,Copy !req
208. but there's no tack before he movesCopy !req
209. and after he moves, there's a tack.
Coincidence? I think not!Copy !req
210. - Bernie...
- Don't "Bernie" me.Copy !req
211. This little rat is guilty!Copy !req
212. You and your son can go now,
Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the trouble.Copy !req
213. You're letting him go again?
He's guilty!Copy !req
214. You can see it on his smug little face.
Guilty, I say, guilty!Copy !req
215. Dash, this is the third time this year
you've been sent to the office.Copy !req
216. We need to find a better outlet.
A more constructive outlet.Copy !req
217. Maybe I could,
if you'd let me go out for sports.Copy !req
218. Honey, you know why we can't do that.Copy !req
219. I promise I'll slow up.
I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.Copy !req
220. Dashiell Robert Parr,Copy !req
221. you are an incredibly competitive boy.
And a bit of a showoff.Copy !req
222. The last thing you need is temptation.Copy !req
223. You always say, "Do your best."
But you don't really mean it.Copy !req
224. Why can't I do the best that I can do?Copy !req
225. Right now, honey,
the world just wants us to fit in,Copy !req
226. and to fit in, we just gotta be
like everybody else.Copy !req
227. Dad always said our powers
were nothing to be ashamed of.Copy !req
228. - Our powers made us special.
- Everyone's special, Dash.Copy !req
229. Which is another way
of saying no one is.Copy !req
230. Rydinger, where you headed?Copy !req
231. Hi, Tony.
- Hey.Copy !req
232. - "Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"
- That's kind of funny.Copy !req
233. "Hey, Tony, do you play football?"Copy !req
234. Tony, I thought we were
gonna go swimming.Copy !req
235. He looked at me.Copy !req
236. Come on, Violet!Copy !req
237. Darn kids.
Sitting on the driveway...Copy !req
238. Oh, great.Copy !req
239. Mom.Copy !req
240. - You're making weird faces again.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
241. You make weird faces, honey.Copy !req
242. - Do you have to read at the table?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.Copy !req
243. Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!Copy !req
244. Bob, could you help
the carnivore cut his meat?Copy !req
245. Dash, you have something you
wanna tell your father about school?Copy !req
246. Well, we dissected a frog.Copy !req
247. Dash got sent to the office again.Copy !req
248. Good. Good.
- No, Bob, that's bad.Copy !req
249. - What?
- Dash got sent to the office again.Copy !req
250. - What? What for?
- Nothing.Copy !req
251. He put a tack on the teacher's chair,
during class.Copy !req
252. Nobody saw me.
You could barely see it on the tape.Copy !req
253. They caught you on tape
and you still got away with it? Whoa!Copy !req
254. You must have been booking.
How fast were you going?Copy !req
255. We are not encouraging this.Copy !req
256. I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...Copy !req
257. - Honey!Copy !req
258. Great. First the car,
now I gotta pay to fix the table...Copy !req
259. What happened to the car?Copy !req
260. Here. I'm getting a new plate.Copy !req
261. So, how about you, Vi?
How was school?Copy !req
262. - Nothing to report.
- You've hardly touched your food.Copy !req
263. - I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
- Well, it is leftover night.Copy !req
264. We have steak, pasta...
What are you hungry for?Copy !req
265. - Tony Rydinger.
- Shut up.Copy !req
266. - Well, you are.
- I said, shut up, you little insect.Copy !req
267. - Well, she is.
- Do not shout at the table.Copy !req
268. - Honey!
Kids! Listen to your mother.Copy !req
269. She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.Copy !req
270. That's it!Copy !req
271. Stop it!Copy !req
272. You're gonna be toast!
Stop running in the house.Copy !req
273. Sit down!Copy !req
274. - Hey, no force fields!
- You started it.Copy !req
275. You sit down! You sit down!Copy !req
276. Violet!Copy !req
277. "Simon J. Paladino,Copy !req
278. "longtime advocate of superhero rights,
is missing"?Copy !req
279. - Gazerbeam.
Bob! It's time to engage.Copy !req
280. Do something!
Don't just stand there!Copy !req
281. - I need you to intervene!
- You want me to intervene?Copy !req
282. Okay. I'm intervening!Copy !req
283. Violet, let go of your brother.Copy !req
284. Hello?Copy !req
285. Get the door.Copy !req
286. - Hey, Lucius!
- Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.Copy !req
287. - Ice of you to drop by.
- Ha! Never heard that one before.Copy !req
288. Lucius!Copy !req
289. Whoa!Copy !req
290. Ha, ha.
Oh!Copy !req
291. - I like it when it shatters.
- I'll be back later.Copy !req
292. - Where are you two going?
- It's Wednesday.Copy !req
293. Bowling night.
Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.Copy !req
294. Will do. Good night, Helen.
Good night, kids.Copy !req
295. Don't think you've avoided
talking about the principal's office.Copy !req
296. Your father and I
are still gonna discuss it.Copy !req
297. I'm not the only kid who's
been sent to the office.Copy !req
298. Other kids don't have superpowers.Copy !req
299. - Now, it's perfectly normal...
- What do you know about normal?Copy !req
300. What does anyone
in this family know about normal?Copy !req
301. - Now, wait a minute, young lady.
- We act normal. I wanna be normal.Copy !req
302. The only normal one is Jack-Jack,
and he's not even toilet trained.Copy !req
303. Lucky.Copy !req
304. I meant about being normal.Copy !req
305. So now I'm in deep trouble.Copy !req
306. I mean, one more jolt of this
death ray and I'm an epitaph.Copy !req
307. Somehow I managed to find cover.
What does Baron Von Ruthless do?Copy !req
308. - He starts monologuing.
- He starts monologuing.Copy !req
309. He starts this prepared speech
about how feeble I am compared to him.Copy !req
310. How inevitable my defeat is, the world
will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.Copy !req
311. - Yammering.
- Yammering.Copy !req
312. I mean, the guy has me
on a platter, and he won't shut up.Copy !req
313. Municiberg, we have a 23-56...Copy !req
314. 23-56, what is that?Copy !req
315. - Robbery?
- This is just sad.Copy !req
316. - Want to catch a robber?
- No.Copy !req
317. Tell you the truth,
I'd rather go bowling.Copy !req
318. Look, what if we actually did
what our wives think we're doing?Copy !req
319. Just to shake things up.Copy !req
320. He's not alone.
The fat guy's still with him.Copy !req
321. They're just talking.Copy !req
322. - What are we doing here?
- Protecting people.Copy !req
323. - Nobody asked us.
- You need an invitation?Copy !req
324. I'd like one, yes. We keep
sneaking out to do this, and...Copy !req
325. - You remember Gazerbeam?
- There was something in the paper.Copy !req
326. - He had trouble with civilian life.
- When did you see him?Copy !req
327. I don't see anyone from the old days.
Just you.Copy !req
328. - And we're pushing our luck as it is.
- Come on.Copy !req
329. It was fun the first time,
but if we keep doing this...Copy !req
330. We have a report on a fire...
- A fire. We're close!Copy !req
331. Yeah, baby!
- We're gonna get caught.Copy !req
332. Fire! Yeah!Copy !req
333. Is that everybody?
Yeah.Copy !req
334. - It better be.
- Can't you put this out?Copy !req
335. I can't lay down a layer thick enough!
It's evaporating too fast!Copy !req
336. - What's that mean?
- It means it's hot.Copy !req
337. - I'm dehydrated, Bob.
- You're out of ice?Copy !req
338. You can't run out.
You can use water in the air.Copy !req
339. There is no water in this air!
What's your excuse, run out of muscle?Copy !req
340. I can't smash walls.
The building's getting weaker.Copy !req
341. - It's gonna come down on top of us.
- I wanted to go bowling!Copy !req
342. All right! Stay right on my tail!
This is gonna get hot!Copy !req
343. Yeah.Copy !req
344. Uh-oh.Copy !req
345. Oh, good.Copy !req
346. That ain't right.Copy !req
347. - We look like incompetent bad guys!
- You can get water out of the air.Copy !req
348. Freeze!Copy !req
349. - I'm thirsty.
- I said freeze!Copy !req
350. I'm just getting a drink.Copy !req
351. - You've had your drink. Now...
- I know. I know. Freeze.Copy !req
352. Police officers!Copy !req
353. That was way too close.Copy !req
354. We are not doing that again.Copy !req
355. Verifyyou want
to switch targets? Over.Copy !req
356. Trust me. This is the one
he's been looking for.Copy !req
357. - I thought you'd be back by 1 1 :00.
- I said I'd be back later.Copy !req
358. I assumed you'd be back later.
If you came back at all,Copy !req
359. - you'd be "back later".
- Well, I'm back, okay?Copy !req
360. Is this rubble?Copy !req
361. It was just
a little workout. Just to stay loose.Copy !req
362. You know how I feel about that.
Darn you! We can't blow cover again.Copy !req
363. The building was coming down anyway.Copy !req
364. What?Copy !req
365. You knocked down a building?Copy !req
366. It was on fire. Structurally unsound.
It was coming down.Copy !req
367. Have you been listening
to the police scanner again?Copy !req
368. I performed a public service.
You act like that's a bad thing.Copy !req
369. It is a bad thing, Bob!Copy !req
370. Uprooting our family again, so you can
relive the glory days is a bad thing.Copy !req
371. It's better than acting like
they didn't happen!Copy !req
372. Yes! They happened!
But this, our family,Copy !req
373. is what's happening now, Bob.
And you are missing this!Copy !req
374. I can't believe you don't want to go to
your own son's graduation.Copy !req
375. It's not a graduation.
He's moving from fourth to fifth grade.Copy !req
376. - It's a ceremony!
- It's psychotic!Copy !req
377. They keep creating new ways
to celebrate mediocrityCopy !req
378. but if someone is exceptional...Copy !req
379. This is not about you, Bob.
It's about Dash.Copy !req
380. You want to do something for Dash?
Let him actually compete.Copy !req
381. - Let him go out for sports!
- I will not be made the enemy!Copy !req
382. - You know why we can't do that.
- Because he'd be great.Copy !req
383. This is not about you!Copy !req
384. All right, Dash.
I know you're listening. Come on out.Copy !req
385. Vi? You, too, young lady.Copy !req
386. Come on. Come on out.Copy !req
387. It's okay, kids.
We're just having a discussion.Copy !req
388. Pretty loud discussion.Copy !req
389. But that's okay. What's important
is that Mommy and I are a team.Copy !req
390. - We're united, uh, against forces of...
- Pigheadedness?Copy !req
391. - I was gonna say evil.
- We're sorry we woke you.Copy !req
392. Everything's okay.
Go back to bed. It's late.Copy !req
393. - Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.
- Good night.Copy !req
394. In fact, we should all be in bed.Copy !req
395. Request claim
on claim numbers 158183...Copy !req
396. Haven't you got him yet?
Where is he?Copy !req
397. PA: Mr. Huph would like to talk
to you in his office.Copy !req
398. - Now?
- Now.Copy !req
399. Sit down, Bob.Copy !req
400. I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.Copy !req
401. - Ask me why.
- Okay. Why?Copy !req
402. Why what? Be specific, Bob.Copy !req
403. Why are you unhappy?Copy !req
404. Your customers make me unhappy.Copy !req
405. What, you've gotten complaints?Copy !req
406. Complaints I can handle.Copy !req
407. What I can't handle is your customers'
inexplicable knowledgeCopy !req
408. of Insuricare's inner workings!
They're experts. Experts, Bob!Copy !req
409. Exploiting every loophole,
dodging every obstacle!Copy !req
410. They're penetrating the bureaucracy!Copy !req
411. - Did I do something illegal?
- No.Copy !req
412. - We shouldn't help our customers?
- The law requires that I answer no.Copy !req
413. - We're supposed to help people.
Help our people!Copy !req
414. Starting with our stockholders.Copy !req
415. Who's helping them out, huh?Copy !req
416. You know, Bob, a company...Copy !req
417. Is like an enormous clock.Copy !req
418. is like an enormous...
Yes. Precisely.Copy !req
419. It only works if all
the little cogs mesh together.Copy !req
420. Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,
well-lubricated and wound tight.Copy !req
421. The best clocks have jewel movements,
cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.Copy !req
422. I'm being
metaphorical, Bob.Copy !req
423. Know what I mean by cooperative cogs?Copy !req
424. Bob?Copy !req
425. Bob? Look at me
when I'm talking to you, Parr.Copy !req
426. - That man out there, he needs help.
- Don't change the subject.Copy !req
427. - We're discussing your attitude.
- He is getting mugged!Copy !req
428. - Well, let's hope we don't cover him.
- I'll be right back.Copy !req
429. Stop right now or you're fired!Copy !req
430. Close the door.Copy !req
431. Get over here, now.Copy !req
432. I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.Copy !req
433. - He got away.
- Good thing, too.Copy !req
434. You were this close to losing your...Copy !req
435. Uh-oh.Copy !req
436. Please report to
operating room 722 immediately.Copy !req
437. - How is he?
- He'll live.Copy !req
438. - I'm fired, aren't I?
- You think?Copy !req
439. - What can I say, Rick?
- Nothing you haven't said before.Copy !req
440. - Someone was in trouble.
- Always.Copy !req
441. - I had to do something.
- Every time you say that,Copy !req
442. it's a month and a half
of trouble for me.Copy !req
443. Hundreds of thousands
of taxpayer's dollars.Copy !req
444. - I know.
- We pay to keep the company quiet.Copy !req
445. We pay damages, erase memories,
relocate your family.Copy !req
446. Every time it gets harder.
Money, money, money.Copy !req
447. We can't keep doing this. We
appreciate what you did in the old days,Copy !req
448. but those days are over.
From now on, you're on your own.Copy !req
449. Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you,
you know, for old times' sake.Copy !req
450. I can't do that to my family.
Everyone just got settled.Copy !req
451. I'll make it work. Thanks.Copy !req
452. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
453. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
454. I don't know.
Something amazing, I guess.Copy !req
455. Me, too, kid.Copy !req
456. Huh?Copy !req
457. "Hold still"?Copy !req
458. Match, Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
459. Room is secure. Commence message.Copy !req
460. Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Yes, we know who you are.Copy !req
461. Rest assured,
your secret is safe with us.Copy !req
462. My name is Mirage.
We have something in common.Copy !req
463. According to the government,
neither of us exist.Copy !req
464. Please pay attention, as this message
is classified and will not be repeated.Copy !req
465. I represent a top secret division
of the government,Copy !req
466. designing and testing
experimental technology,Copy !req
467. and we have need
of your unique abilities.Copy !req
468. Something happened
at our testing facility.Copy !req
469. Honey!
- Huh? What?Copy !req
470. Dinner's ready.
- Okay.Copy !req
471. it is contained
within an isolated area,Copy !req
472. it threatens to cause incalculable
damage to itself and our facilities,Copy !req
473. jeopardizing hundreds
of millions of dollars...Copy !req
474. Is someone in there?Copy !req
475. - It's the TV, trying to watch.
- Because of its sensitive nature...Copy !req
476. Stop. It's time for dinner.
- One minute!Copy !req
477. if you accept, your payment will be
triple your current annual salary.Copy !req
478. Call the number on the card.
Voice-matching will ensure security.Copy !req
479. The supers aren't gone, Mr. lncredible.
You're still here.Copy !req
480. You can still do great things. OrCopy !req
481. you can listen to police scanners.
Your choice.Copy !req
482. You have 24 hours to respond.Copy !req
483. Think about it.Copy !req
484. This message
will self-destruct.Copy !req
485. Uh-oh.Copy !req
486. You are one distracted guy.Copy !req
487. Am I? I don't mean to be.Copy !req
488. I know you miss being a hero
and your job is frustrating.Copy !req
489. I just want you to know how much it
means to me that you stay at it anyway.Copy !req
490. - Honey? About the job?
- What?Copy !req
491. - Something's happened.
- What?Copy !req
492. - The, uh...
- What?Copy !req
493. The company is sending me
to, uh, a conference.Copy !req
494. - A conference?
Out of town.Copy !req
495. I'm gonna be gone for a few days.Copy !req
496. They've never sent you to a conference
before. This is good, isn't it?Copy !req
497. Yes.Copy !req
498. You see? They're finally
recognizing your talents.Copy !req
499. - You're moving up.
- Yes.Copy !req
500. - Honey! This is wonderful!
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
501. Hello?Copy !req
502. This is Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
503. I'm in.Copy !req
504. The Omnidroid 9000
is a top secret prototype battle robot.Copy !req
505. Its artificial intelligence
enables it to solve any problemCopy !req
506. it's confronted with.
And, unfortunately...Copy !req
507. Let me guess. It got smart enough
to wonder why it had to take orders.Copy !req
508. We lost control. Now it's loose
in the jungle, threatening our facility.Copy !req
509. We've had to evacuate all personnel
from the island for their own safety.Copy !req
510. How am I going in?Copy !req
511. The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate
an air drop from 5,000 feet.Copy !req
512. Its cloaking devices
make it difficult to track.Copy !req
513. We're pretty sure it's on
the southern half of the island.Copy !req
514. One more thing. Obviously it
represents a significant investment.Copy !req
515. You want me to shut it down
without destroying it.Copy !req
516. You are Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
517. I've got to warn you,
it's a learning robot.Copy !req
518. Every moment you fight it increases
its knowledge of how to beat you.Copy !req
519. Shut it down. Do it quickly.
Don't destroy it.Copy !req
520. - And don't die.
- Great. Thanks.Copy !req
521. Showtime.Copy !req
522. Huh?Copy !req
523. - Hmm.Copy !req
524. Uh-oh.Copy !req
525. Oh, my back!Copy !req
526. - Oh!Copy !req
527. Surprising. We must bring him back.Copy !req
528. Sound the all clear,
and invite him to dinner.Copy !req
529. Most important, keep things light.Copy !req
530. Praise him. Make him feel
like we appreciate his abilities.Copy !req
531. Am I overdressed?Copy !req
532. Actually, you look rather dashing.Copy !req
533. I take it our host is...
I'm sorry.Copy !req
534. He won't be dining with us.
He hopes you'll understand.Copy !req
535. Of course. I do usually make it a point
to know who I'm working for.Copy !req
536. He prefers a certain amount
of anonymity.Copy !req
537. Surely, you of all people
understand that.Copy !req
538. I was just wondering, of all the places
to settle down, why live...Copy !req
539. With a volcano?
He's attracted to power. So am I.Copy !req
540. - It's a weakness we share.
- Seems a bit unstable.Copy !req
541. I prefer to think of it
as misunderstood.Copy !req
542. Aren't we all?Copy !req
543. Volcanic soil is among
the most fertile on Earth.Copy !req
544. Everything at the table
was grown right here.Copy !req
545. - How does it compare?
- Everything's delicious.Copy !req
546. - Jeez.
Hurry, honey.Copy !req
547. Or you'll be late for work.Copy !req
548. - Have a great day, honey.
- Thanks.Copy !req
549. - Help customers, climb ladders...
- Bring bacon.Copy !req
550. All that jazz.Copy !req
551. You have an appointment?Copy !req
552. I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...Copy !req
553. - All visitors are required...
- E: Go check the electric fence.Copy !req
554. What is it? Who are you?
What do you want?Copy !req
555. My God, you've gotten fat. Come in.
Come, come.Copy !req
556. Yes, things are going quite well.
Quite well. My God, no complaints.Copy !req
557. But, you know, it is not the same.
Not the same at all.Copy !req
558. Weren't you in the news?
Some show in Prayge... Prague?Copy !req
559. Milan, darling. Milan.Copy !req
560. E: Supermodels.
Nothing super about them.Copy !req
561. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figuresCopy !req
562. with poofy lips who think only
about themselves.Copy !req
563. Feh! I used to design for gods.Copy !req
564. But perhaps you come with a challenge,
eh? I was surprised to get your call.Copy !req
565. E, I just need a patch job.Copy !req
566. Hmm. This is megamesh.
Outmoded, but very sturdy.Copy !req
567. And you've torn right through it!
What have you been doing, Robert?Copy !req
568. Moonlighting hero work?Copy !req
569. Must have happened a long time ago.Copy !req
570. I see. This is a hobo suit, darling.Copy !req
571. You can't be seen in this.
I won't allow it!Copy !req
572. - Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?
- What do you mean? You designed it.Copy !req
573. I never look back, darling.
It distracts from the now.Copy !req
574. You need a new suit.
That much is certain.Copy !req
575. A new suit? Where the heck
am I gonna get a new suit?Copy !req
576. You can't! It's impossible!
I'm far too busy.Copy !req
577. So ask me now,
before I again become sane.Copy !req
578. Wait. You want to make me a suit?Copy !req
579. You push too hard, darling!
But I accept.Copy !req
580. - E: It will be bold. Dramatic!
- Yeah.Copy !req
581. Heroic!Copy !req
582. Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy!Copy !req
583. Oh! He had a great look!
Oh, the cape and the boots...Copy !req
584. E: No capes!Copy !req
585. - Isn't that my decision?
- Do you remember Thunderhead?Copy !req
586. E: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.
Good with kids.Copy !req
587. - Listen, E...
- November 15th of '58.Copy !req
588. E: All was well, another day savedCopy !req
589. when his cape snagged
on a missile fin.Copy !req
590. Thunderhead was not
the brightest bulb...Copy !req
591. Stratogale!Copy !req
592. E: April 23rd, '57.
Cape caught in a jet turbine.Copy !req
593. You can't generalize
about these things.Copy !req
594. E: Meta-Man. Express elevator.
Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.Copy !req
595. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.
No capes!Copy !req
596. Now, go on. Your new suit will be
finished before your next assignment.Copy !req
597. You know I'm retired from hero work.Copy !req
598. As am I, Robert.
Yet, here we are.Copy !req
599. E, I only need a patch job.
For sentimental reasons.Copy !req
600. Fine.
I will also fix the hobo suit.Copy !req
601. - You're the best of the best, E.
- Yes, I know, darling. I know.Copy !req
602. Don't answer it, honey, I got it!Copy !req
603. - Hello?
- We have a new assignment for you.Copy !req
604. How soon can you get here?
I'll leave tomorrow morning.Copy !req
605. See you there.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
606. Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?Copy !req
607. Another conference.
Short notice, but, you know,Copy !req
608. duty calls.Copy !req
609. Bob?
- Yeah, what's up, honey?Copy !req
610. - Ha... Have a great trip.
- Thanks, sweetie.Copy !req
611. - I'll call you when I get there.
- I love you.Copy !req
612. - So much.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
613. This is your automated Captain.Copy !req
614. Would you care for more mimosa?Copy !req
615. Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
616. Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.
Perfect weather for flying.Copy !req
617. Please fasten your seat belt.
We're beginning our descent.Copy !req
618. Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Nice suit.Copy !req
619. Thanks.Copy !req
620. Nice to be back, Mirage.Copy !req
621. You'll be briefed on your assignment
in the conference room at 2:00.Copy !req
622. - D Wing, room A-1 1 3.
- 2:00. Got it.Copy !req
623. See you there.Copy !req
624. Edna.Copy !req
625. - I'd like to speak to Edna, please.
- E: This is Edna.Copy !req
626. - E? This is Helen.
- Helen who?Copy !req
627. Helen Parr? You know...Copy !req
628. Elastigirl?Copy !req
629. Darling! It's been such a long time
after all these years! So long!Copy !req
630. It's been a while.Copy !req
631. There's only one person
Bob would trustCopy !req
632. to patch his supersuit. That's you.Copy !req
633. Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it?Copy !req
634. Much better than those
horrible pajamas he used to wear.Copy !req
635. They are finished.
When are you coming to see?Copy !req
636. I'm calling about...
- Don't make me beg.Copy !req
637. - I won't do it, you know.
- Beg?Copy !req
638. No, I'm calling about suit.Copy !req
639. Bob's suit!
I'm calling about Bob's suit.Copy !req
640. You come in one hour, darling.
I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.Copy !req
641. Hmm.Copy !req
642. It's bigger!Copy !req
643. It's badder!Copy !req
644. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's too much for Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
645. It's finally ready.Copy !req
646. You know, I went through quite a few
supers to get it worthy to fight you,Copy !req
647. but, man, it wasn't good enough!Copy !req
648. After you trashed the last one, I had
to make some major modifications.Copy !req
649. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it.Copy !req
650. I mean, after all, I am your biggest fan.Copy !req
651. - Buddy?
- My name is not Buddy!Copy !req
652. And it's not IncrediBoy either!Copy !req
653. That ship has sailed.
All I wanted was to help you.Copy !req
654. I only wanted to help!
And what did you say to me?Copy !req
655. Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.Copy !req
656. It tore me apart.
But I learned an important lesson.Copy !req
657. You can't count on anyone.Copy !req
658. Especially your heroes.Copy !req
659. I was wrong to treat you that way.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
660. See? Now you respect me,
because I'm a threat.Copy !req
661. That's the way it works.Copy !req
662. There's a lot of people,
whole countries who want respect.Copy !req
663. And they will pay
through the nose to get it.Copy !req
664. How do you think I got rich?
I invented weapons.Copy !req
665. Now I have a weapon only I can defeat.
And when I unleash it, I'll get...Copy !req
666. You sly dog!
You got me monologuing.Copy !req
667. I can't believe it.Copy !req
668. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.
I save the best inventions for myself.Copy !req
669. Am I good enough now?Copy !req
670. Who's super now?Copy !req
671. I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis and...Copy !req
672. Oh, brilliant!Copy !req
673. All right, try this one on for size,
big boy.Copy !req
674. Gazerbeam.Copy !req
675. Kronos?Copy !req
676. Life reading negative.
Mr. Incredible terminated.Copy !req
677. E: This project has completely
confiscated my life, darling.Copy !req
678. Consumed me as only hero work can.
My best work, I must admit.Copy !req
679. Simple, elegant, yet bold. You will die.Copy !req
680. - E, I just...
- I did Robert's suit,Copy !req
681. and it turned out so beautiful,
I had to continue.Copy !req
682. It's great to see you, but I have
no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
683. - I just...
- Yes, words are useless.Copy !req
684. Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Too much of it, darling. Too much!Copy !req
685. That is why I show you my work.Copy !req
686. That is why you are here.Copy !req
687. Edna Mode.Copy !req
688. And guest.Copy !req
689. Come. Sit.Copy !req
690. - Cream and sugar?
- Thanks.Copy !req
691. - I started with the baby.
- Started?Copy !req
692. E: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little
roomy for the free movement.Copy !req
693. The fabric is comfortable
for sensitive skin,Copy !req
694. E: and can also withstand
a temperature of over 1000 degrees.Copy !req
695. Completely bulletproof.Copy !req
696. And machine washable, darling.
That's a new feature.Copy !req
697. What on earth do you think
the baby will be doing?Copy !req
698. Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.
Luck favors the prepared.Copy !req
699. I didn't know the baby's powers,
so I covered the basics.Copy !req
700. - Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
- No?Copy !req
701. Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.Copy !req
702. Your boy's suit I designed
to withstand enormous frictionCopy !req
703. without heating up or wearing out.
A useful feature.Copy !req
704. Your daughter's suit was tricky.Copy !req
705. I finally created a sturdy material that
will disappear completely as she does.Copy !req
706. Your suit can stretch as far as you can,
without injuring yourself,Copy !req
707. and still retain its shape.Copy !req
708. Virtually indestructible,Copy !req
709. yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.Copy !req
710. As an extra feature,
each suit contains a homing device,Copy !req
711. giving you the precise global location
of the wearer at the touch of a button.Copy !req
712. Well, darling? What do you think?Copy !req
713. What do I think? Bob is retired!
I'm retired!Copy !req
714. Our family is underground.Copy !req
715. You helped my husband resume
secret hero work behind my back?Copy !req
716. Well, I assumed you knew, darling.Copy !req
717. Why would he keep secrets from you?Copy !req
718. He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.Copy !req
719. Men at Robert's age are often unstable.Copy !req
720. - Prone to weakness.
- What are you saying?Copy !req
721. Do you know where he is?Copy !req
722. - Of course.
- Do you know where he is?Copy !req
723. Hey, hey. We got a man down!
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
724. Are you okay?
What happened?Copy !req
725. Break surveillance
and engage. Continuing sweep...Copy !req
726. lnsuricare.
- Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.Copy !req
727. Bob Parr is my husband.Copy !req
728. I was wondering if you could give me
the number of the hotel he's staying at?Copy !req
729. - The number I have is no good.
- Mr. Parr no longer works here.Copy !req
730. What do you mean? He's on
a business trip. A company retreat.Copy !req
731. My records say he was terminated
almost two months ago.Copy !req
732. So, you don't know where he is.Copy !req
733. Would you like to find out?Copy !req
734. I am such an idiot.
I let this happen, you know.Copy !req
735. The new sports car, the getting
in shape, the blond hair, the lies.Copy !req
736. Yes, he attempts to relive the past.Copy !req
737. Now I'm losing him! What'll I do?
What'll I do?Copy !req
738. What are you talking about?Copy !req
739. You are Elastigirl! My God!
Pull yourself together.Copy !req
740. What will you do? Is this a question?Copy !req
741. Show him you remember
that he is Mr. Incredible,Copy !req
742. and you will remind him who you are!Copy !req
743. Well, you know where he is. Go!
Confront the problem! Fight! Win!Copy !req
744. And call me when you get back, darling.
I enjoy our visits.Copy !req
745. There's lots of leftovers
that you can reheat.Copy !req
746. Make sure Dash does his homework.
And both of you, get to bed on time.Copy !req
747. I should be back tonight. Late.Copy !req
748. You can be in charge that long,
can't you?Copy !req
749. Yeah. But why am I in charge again?Copy !req
750. Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.Copy !req
751. You mean Dad's in trouble,
or Dad is the trouble?Copy !req
752. I mean either he's in trouble,
or he's going to be.Copy !req
753. What's that?
Where'd you get that, Mom?Copy !req
754. You made a cool outfit?
Hey, are those for us?Copy !req
755. We all get cool outfits?Copy !req
756. Dash!
You come back here this moment!Copy !req
757. Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back.Copy !req
758. I know this is short notice,
but I was hoping that I could...Copy !req
759. - What are these?
- Look, I'm The Dash!Copy !req
760. - The Dash likes.
Just a second.Copy !req
761. - Take that off before somebody sees.
- You're packing one just like it.Copy !req
762. - Are you hiding something?
- Please. I'm on the phone...Copy !req
763. - Dash!
- This is yours. It's specially made.Copy !req
764. - What's going on?
- You're not coming! I gotta pack!Copy !req
765. What makes you think it's special?Copy !req
766. I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?Copy !req
767. Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.Copy !req
768. What do you need?
- A jet. What do you got that's fast?Copy !req
769. Let me think.Copy !req
770. Island approach.
India Golf niner-niner checking in.Copy !req
771. VFR on top. Over.Copy !req
772. Island tower,
this is India Golf niner-ninerCopy !req
773. requesting vectors to the initial.Copy !req
774. Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.Copy !req
775. You're overreacting. Everything's fine.
They're just all getting coffee.Copy !req
776. At the same time. Yeah.Copy !req
777. You, sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible."
I was right to idolize you.Copy !req
778. I always knew you were tough,
but tricking the probeCopy !req
779. by hiding under the bones
of another super? Oh, man!Copy !req
780. I'm still geeking out about it!Copy !req
781. And then you had
to just go and ruin the ride.Copy !req
782. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?
"Help me, help me."Copy !req
783. Lame, lame, lame.Copy !req
784. All right, who did you contact?Copy !req
785. Contact? What are you talking about?Copy !req
786. I am referring to last night
at 23:07 hoursCopy !req
787. while you were snooping around.
You sent out a homing signal.Copy !req
788. I didn't know about the homing device.Copy !req
789. And now a government plane
is requesting permission to land here.Copy !req
790. Who did you contact?Copy !req
791. I didn't send for a plane.Copy !req
792. Play the transmission.Copy !req
793. India Golf checking in.
- Helen!Copy !req
794. So you do know these people.Copy !req
795. Well, then,
I'll send them a little greeting.Copy !req
796. Ow!
- Violet!Copy !req
797. It's not my fault.Copy !req
798. Dash ran away,
I knew I'd get blamed for it.Copy !req
799. That's not true!Copy !req
800. You said, "Something's up with Mom.
We have to find out what."Copy !req
801. - ... and it's not my fault!
- Hundred percent all-yours idea!Copy !req
802. Wait a minute.
You left Jack-Jack alone?Copy !req
803. - Of course we got a sitter.
- We got someone, Mom.Copy !req
804. - We wouldn't do that.
- Thanks a lot!Copy !req
805. All right, well, who'd you get?Copy !req
806. You don't have to worry
about one thing.Copy !req
807. I've got baby-sitting wired.
I've taken courses, learned CPR,Copy !req
808. - excellent marks and certificates.
- Kari.Copy !req
809. I brought Mozart to play while he sleepsCopy !req
810. because leading experts say
Mozart makes babies smarter.Copy !req
811. - Kari...
- The beauty isCopy !req
812. they don't have to listen
'cause they're asleep!Copy !req
813. I wish my parents played MozartCopy !req
814. because half the time I don't know
what anyone's talking about.Copy !req
815. Kari, I really don't feel
comfortable with this.Copy !req
816. I'll pay you for your trouble,
but I'd rather call a service.Copy !req
817. There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.Copy !req
818. I can totally handle anything
this baby can dish out.Copy !req
819. Can't I, little baby?
I can handle it.Copy !req
820. Who can handle it?Copy !req
821. India Golf niner-niner transmitting
in the blind guard.Copy !req
822. Disengage. Repeat, disengage.Copy !req
823. Repeat, disengage.Copy !req
824. - Friendlies...
- No!Copy !req
825. Call off the missiles. I'll do anything.Copy !req
826. Too late. Fifteen years too late.Copy !req
827. Friendlies two-zero miles
south-southwest of your position.Copy !req
828. Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.Copy !req
829. Vi! Put a force field around the plane.Copy !req
830. You said not to use our powers.Copy !req
831. I know what I said.
Listen to what I'm saying now!Copy !req
832. Disengage. Repeat, disengage!Copy !req
833. Mom?Copy !req
834. Violet!Copy !req
835. Mayday. India Golf niner-niner
is buddy-spiked. Abort!Copy !req
836. There are children aboard.Copy !req
837. There are children aboard!
- No!Copy !req
838. Put a field around us now!Copy !req
839. I've never done one that big.Copy !req
840. Do it now!Copy !req
841. Abort, abort, abort!Copy !req
842. Brace yourselves!Copy !req
843. Mom!
- Everybody calm down.Copy !req
844. I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.Copy !req
845. We're not gonna panic, we're not...
Look out!Copy !req
846. - Oh, my God! Whose idea was this?
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
847. We're dead! We're dead!Copy !req
848. - It blew up!
- We survived but we're dead!Copy !req
849. Stop it!Copy !req
850. We are not gonna die!Copy !req
851. Both of you will get a grip.Copy !req
852. Or so help me
I will ground you for a month!Copy !req
853. Understand?Copy !req
854. We have a confirmed hit.
Target was destroyed.Copy !req
855. Ah, you'll get over it.Copy !req
856. I seem to recall
you prefer to "work alone."Copy !req
857. Release me. Now!Copy !req
858. Or what?Copy !req
859. I'll crush her.Copy !req
860. That sounds a little dark for you.
Well, go ahead.Copy !req
861. It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.Copy !req
862. Show me.Copy !req
863. I knew you couldn't do it.Copy !req
864. Even when you have nothing to lose.Copy !req
865. You're weak.Copy !req
866. And I've outgrown you.Copy !req
867. Those were short-range missiles.
Land-based.Copy !req
868. That way is our best bet.Copy !req
869. You want to go toward
the people that tried to kill us?Copy !req
870. - If it means land, yes.
- Do you expect us to swim there?Copy !req
871. I expect you to trust me.Copy !req
872. What a trooper.Copy !req
873. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
874. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
875. I think your father is in trouble.Copy !req
876. If you haven't noticed,
we're not doing so hot either.Copy !req
877. I'm going to look for him.Copy !req
878. And that means you're in charge
until I get back, Violet.Copy !req
879. - What?
- You heard her.Copy !req
880. Put these on. Your identity
is your most valuable possession.Copy !req
881. Protect it.Copy !req
882. And if anything goes wrong,
use your powers.Copy !req
883. - But you said never to use...
- I know what I said!Copy !req
884. Remember the bad guysCopy !req
885. on those shows you used to watch
on Saturday mornings?Copy !req
886. Well, these guys
are not like those guys.Copy !req
887. They won't exercise restraint
because you're children.Copy !req
888. They will kill you if they get the chance.Copy !req
889. Do not give them that chance.Copy !req
890. - Mom?
- Vi, I'm counting on you.Copy !req
891. - There's...
- I'm counting on you. Be strong.Copy !req
892. Dash, if anything goes wrong,
I want you to run as fast as you can.Copy !req
893. - As fast as I can?
- As fast as you can.Copy !req
894. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.
I'll be back by morning.Copy !req
895. Mom!Copy !req
896. Mom, what happened on the plane.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
897. I wanted to help.
When you asked me to... I'm sorry.Copy !req
898. Shh. It isn't your fault.Copy !req
899. It wasn't fair for me to suddenly
ask so much of you.Copy !req
900. But things are different now.Copy !req
901. And doubt is a luxury
we can't afford anymore, sweetie.Copy !req
902. You have more power than you realize.Copy !req
903. Don't think. And don't worry.Copy !req
904. If the time comes,
you'll know what to do.Copy !req
905. It's in your blood.Copy !req
906. - He's not weak, you know.
- What?Copy !req
907. Valuing life is not weakness.Copy !req
908. Hey. Look, if you're talking about
what happened in the containment unit,Copy !req
909. I had everything under control.Copy !req
910. And disregarding it is not strength.Copy !req
911. I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all.Copy !req
912. I knew he wouldn't have it in him
to actually...Copy !req
913. Next time you gamble, bet your own life!Copy !req
914. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
915. A rocket?Copy !req
916. Hey!Copy !req
917. Well, not that this isn't fun,
but I'm gonna go look around.Copy !req
918. What do you think is going on here?Copy !req
919. You think we're on vacation?Copy !req
920. Mom and Dad's lives
could be in jeopardy.Copy !req
921. Or worse,
their marriage.Copy !req
922. Their marriage?Copy !req
923. So, the bad guys are trying to wreck
Mom and Dad's marriage.Copy !req
924. Forget it. You're so immature.Copy !req
925. - I'm gonna go look around.
- Mom said to stay hidden.Copy !req
926. I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.Copy !req
927. Cool!Copy !req
928. Roger.
We are ready for launch.Copy !req
929. Vi, Vi!
- What did you do?Copy !req
930. ETA two-niner. Over.Copy !req
931. TCI clear. Condition yellow.
Status norm.Copy !req
932. Not responding to lFF.Copy !req
933. IRCM reads negative.Copy !req
934. - Bob.
- What?Copy !req
935. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
936. Identification, please.Copy !req
937. Hey!Copy !req
938. - Hey, Violet! Come here, look. It talks!
- What? What?Copy !req
939. There. That one.Copy !req
940. Voice key incorrect.Copy !req
941. "Voice key"?Copy !req
942. Voice key incorrect.Copy !req
943. Wait a second.Copy !req
944. - What do we do?
- Run!Copy !req
945. - Where are we going?
- Away from here!Copy !req
946. PA: Intruder alert.Copy !req
947. - There isn't much time.
- No, there isn't.Copy !req
948. - In fact, there's no time at all.Copy !req
949. - Please...
- Why are you here?Copy !req
950. How can you possibly bring me lower?
What more can you take away from me?Copy !req
951. Family survived the crash.Copy !req
952. They're here on the island!Copy !req
953. They're alive?Copy !req
954. - Helen?
- Hello.Copy !req
955. You must be Mrs...Copy !req
956. - She was helping me to escape.
- No.Copy !req
957. That's what I was doing. Let go of me!Copy !req
958. Let go, you lousy, lying,
unfaithful creep!Copy !req
959. How could I betray the perfect woman?Copy !req
960. Oh, you're referring to me now?Copy !req
961. Where are the kids?Copy !req
962. - They triggered the alert.
- What?Copy !req
963. - Security's in the jungle. Get going.
- Our kids are in danger?Copy !req
964. If you suspected danger,
why'd you bring them?Copy !req
965. They stowed away.
You're not striking the proper tone.Copy !req
966. Think they're supers?Copy !req
967. Dash, remember what Mom said.Copy !req
968. - What?
Stop talking!Copy !req
969. Hold it! Freeze!
Dash, run!Copy !req
970. - What?
Run!Copy !req
971. - They're supers!
- Get the boy!Copy !req
972. Show yourself!Copy !req
973. Hey!Copy !req
974. Ha, ha!Copy !req
975. I'm alive. Yeah!Copy !req
976. Uh-oh.Copy !req
977. I should've told you I was fired,
I admit it.Copy !req
978. But I didn't want you to worry.Copy !req
979. You didn't want me to worry?Copy !req
980. We're running for our lives
through some godforsaken jungle.Copy !req
981. You keep trying to pick a fight,
but I'm just happy you're alive.Copy !req
982. I know you're there,
Little Miss Disappear.Copy !req
983. You can't hide from me.Copy !req
984. - There you are.
Hey!Copy !req
985. Don't touch my sister!Copy !req
986. - How are you doing that?
- I don't know!Copy !req
987. Whatever you do, don't stop!Copy !req
988. Mom! Dad! Hey!Copy !req
989. Kids.Copy !req
990. - You're all right.
- You're all right.Copy !req
991. - We were so worried.
- I thought I'd never see you again.Copy !req
992. I love you.Copy !req
993. Wow.
Whoa.Copy !req
994. Time out!Copy !req
995. What have we here?
Matching uniforms?Copy !req
996. Oh, no! Elastigirl?Copy !req
997. You married Elastigirl? Whoa!Copy !req
998. And got busy!Copy !req
999. It's a whole family of supers.
Looks like I've hit the jackpot!Copy !req
1000. Oh, this is just too good!Copy !req
1001. - (ON TV) The ship's unique design...
- (ON TV) There were no fatalities...Copy !req
1002. Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!
You gotta admit, this is cool.Copy !req
1003. Just like a movie!
The robot will emerge dramatically,Copy !req
1004. do some damage.
Throngs of screaming people!Copy !req
1005. And just when all hope is lost,
Syndrome will save the day!Copy !req
1006. I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!Copy !req
1007. You mean you killed off real heroes
so that you could pretend to be one?Copy !req
1008. Oh, I'm real.
Real enough to defeat you!Copy !req
1009. And I did it without your precious
gifts, your oh-so-special powers.Copy !req
1010. I'll give them heroics.Copy !req
1011. I'll give them the most spectacular
heroics anyone's ever seen!Copy !req
1012. And when I'm old and I've had my fun,
I'll sell my inventionsCopy !req
1013. so that everyone can be superheroes.
Everyone can be super.Copy !req
1014. And when
everyone's superCopy !req
1015. no one will be.Copy !req
1016. Fire at will!Copy !req
1017. (ON TV) It's overwhelming the tanks.Copy !req
1018. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1019. This is my fault.
I've been a lousy father.Copy !req
1020. Blind to what I have.
So obsessed with being undervaluedCopy !req
1021. - that I undervalued all of you.
- Dad?Copy !req
1022. Shh. Don't interrupt.Copy !req
1023. So caught up in the past that I...Copy !req
1024. You are my greatest adventure.
And I almost missed it.Copy !req
1025. I swear, I'm gonna get us
out of this safely if I...Copy !req
1026. Well, I think Dad has made
some excellent progress todayCopy !req
1027. but I think it's time we wind down now.Copy !req
1028. We need to get back to the mainland.Copy !req
1029. I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.
Straight ahead.Copy !req
1030. Where are all the guards?Copy !req
1031. Go, go!Copy !req
1032. Hey, every time they run,
you take a shot.Copy !req
1033. This is the right hangar,
but I don't see any jets.Copy !req
1034. - A jet's not fast enough.
- What's faster than a jet?Copy !req
1035. How about a rocket?Copy !req
1036. - Great! I can't fly a rocket.
You don't have to.Copy !req
1037. Use the coordinates
from the last launch.Copy !req
1038. Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed
the password by now.Copy !req
1039. - How do I get into the computer?
Sayplease.Copy !req
1040. - Honey?
What?Copy !req
1041. - Where is my supersuit?
What?Copy !req
1042. Where is my supersuit?Copy !req
1043. I put it away.
- Where?Copy !req
1044. Why do you need to know?
- I need it!Copy !req
1045. Don't you think about
running off doing no derrin'-do.Copy !req
1046. We've been planning
this dinner for two months!Copy !req
1047. - The public is in danger!
My evening's in danger!Copy !req
1048. Tell me where my suit is, woman!
We are talking about the greater good.Copy !req
1049. "Greater good"?
I am your wife!Copy !req
1050. I'm the greatest good
you are ever gonna get!Copy !req
1051. Run!Copy !req
1052. My baby!Copy !req
1053. The supers have returned!
- Is that Fironic?Copy !req
1054. Fironic?
- No, Fironic has a different outfit.Copy !req
1055. No, no, I'm a new superhero!
I'm Syndrome!Copy !req
1056. All right, stand back.Copy !req
1057. Someone needs to teach
this hunk of metal a few manners.Copy !req
1058. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1059. - Are we there yet?
- We get there when we get there.Copy !req
1060. How you doing, honey?Copy !req
1061. Do I have to answer?Copy !req
1062. Kids, strap yourselves down
like I told you.Copy !req
1063. Here we go, honey.Copy !req
1064. Ready, Violet?Copy !req
1065. Ready? Now!Copy !req
1066. This is gonna be rough.Copy !req
1067. Robot's in the financial district.
Which exit?Copy !req
1068. - Traction Avenue.
- That'll take me downtown.Copy !req
1069. - I take Seventh, don't I?
- Don't take Seventh!Copy !req
1070. - Great, we missed it.
- Ask how to get there, I told you.Copy !req
1071. - Traction.
- That'll take me downtown.Copy !req
1072. Get in the right lane! Signal!Copy !req
1073. - Not Traction!
- You're gonna miss it!Copy !req
1074. Is everybody okay back there?Copy !req
1075. - Super-duper, Dad!
Let's do that again.Copy !req
1076. Wait here and stay hidden.
I'm going in.Copy !req
1077. While what?
I watch helplessly from the sidelines?Copy !req
1078. - I don't think so.
- I'm asking you to wait with the kids.Copy !req
1079. And I'm telling you not a chance.
You're my husband.Copy !req
1080. I'm with you for better or worse.Copy !req
1081. I have to do this alone.Copy !req
1082. - What is this to you? Playtime?
- No.Copy !req
1083. - So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
- No!Copy !req
1084. - Then what?
- I'm not...Copy !req
1085. - Not what?
- I'm not strong enough.Copy !req
1086. - This will make you stronger?
- Yes. No!Copy !req
1087. That's what this is?
Some sort of workout?Copy !req
1088. I can't lose you again!Copy !req
1089. I can't. Not again.Copy !req
1090. I'm not strong enough.Copy !req
1091. If we work together,
you won't have to be.Copy !req
1092. I don't know what'll happen.Copy !req
1093. We're superheroes. What can happen?Copy !req
1094. Vi! Dash! No!Copy !req
1095. Violet?Copy !req
1096. - Dad!
- Go, go!Copy !req
1097. - I'm okay, Mom. Really.
- Stay here, okay?Copy !req
1098. Frozone!Copy !req
1099. Yeah!Copy !req
1100. Bob!Copy !req
1101. Hey!Copy !req
1102. Syndrome's remote!Copy !req
1103. The remote controls the robot!Copy !req
1104. Throw it, throw it!Copy !req
1105. Go long!Copy !req
1106. Got it!Copy !req
1107. Honey, take out its guns!Copy !req
1108. Gotcha!Copy !req
1109. Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!Copy !req
1110. A remote? A remote that controls what?Copy !req
1111. The robot?Copy !req
1112. It's coming back!Copy !req
1113. - That wasn't right.
- Give me that!Copy !req
1114. We can't stop it. The only thing
hard enough to penetrate it isCopy !req
1115. itself.Copy !req
1116. It's getting closer!Copy !req
1117. - It doesn't work!
Kids!Copy !req
1118. It's not doing anything.Copy !req
1119. - Try to buy us some time.
- Try the one next to it.Copy !req
1120. Honey!Copy !req
1121. Wait a minute. Press that button again!Copy !req
1122. No, the other one! The first one!Copy !req
1123. First button! Got it!Copy !req
1124. - It's getting closer!
- Look out!Copy !req
1125. - Get out of here!
- We're not going anywhere.Copy !req
1126. Press the button!
- Not yet!Copy !req
1127. Helen!
- What are you waiting for?Copy !req
1128. A closer target! You got one shot!Copy !req
1129. Everybody duck!Copy !req
1130. Hey, Zone.Copy !req
1131. Huh? No!Copy !req
1132. Did you see that?
That's the way to do it.Copy !req
1133. - That's old school.
- Yeah. No school like the old school.Copy !req
1134. - Just like old times. Oh!
- Just like old times.Copy !req
1135. Yeah. Hurt then, too.Copy !req
1136. We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets.Copy !req
1137. If he even sneezes, we'll be there
with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.Copy !req
1138. The people of this country
are indebted to you.Copy !req
1139. Does this mean we can
come out of hiding?Copy !req
1140. Let the politicians figure that one out.Copy !req
1141. I've been asked to assure you
we'll take care of everything else.Copy !req
1142. You did good, Bob.Copy !req
1143. Hi, this is Kari.
I have a question about Jack-Jack...Copy !req
1144. Come on. We're in a limo.Copy !req
1145. Hey, you're wearing your hair back?Copy !req
1146. Yeah, I just... Yeah.
- It looks good.Copy !req
1147. - Thanks, Dad.
- That was cool when you threw that car!Copy !req
1148. Not as cool as you running on water.Copy !req
1149. That was sweet when you
snagged that bad guy with your armCopy !req
1150. and whiplashed him into the other guy.
Sweet!Copy !req
1151. - I'm trying to listen to messages.
It's me.Copy !req
1152. Jack-Jack is fine,
but weird things are happening.Copy !req
1153. Jack-Jack's still fine,
but I'm getting really weirded out!Copy !req
1154. When are you coming back?Copy !req
1155. aced those guys that tried to kill us!Copy !req
1156. That was the best vacation ever!
I love our family.Copy !req
1157. I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!Copy !req
1158. Put that down! Stop it!
You need to call me.Copy !req
1159. I need help, Mrs...Copy !req
1160. Bob, listen to this.Copy !req
1161. I'm gonna call the police...Copy !req
1162. Hi, this is Kari.Copy !req
1163. Sorry for freaking out,
but your baby has special needs.Copy !req
1164. Thanks for sending a replacement.Copy !req
1165. I didn't call a replacement.Copy !req
1166. Shh. The baby is sleeping.Copy !req
1167. You took away my future.Copy !req
1168. I'm simply returning the favor.
Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.Copy !req
1169. Supportive, encouraging.
Everything you weren't.Copy !req
1170. And in time, who knows,
he might make a good sidekick.Copy !req
1171. He's getting away, Bob!
We have to do something now.Copy !req
1172. What's happening?Copy !req
1173. - Stop him! Throw something!
- I might hit Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1174. Throw me.Copy !req
1175. Bob, throw me!Copy !req
1176. No!Copy !req
1177. This isn't the end of it!
I will get your son, eventually.Copy !req
1178. I'll get your son!Copy !req
1179. Oh, no.Copy !req
1180. Look at Mommy, honey.
Don't look down. Mommy's got you.Copy !req
1181. Everything is all right.Copy !req
1182. That's my girl.Copy !req
1183. Does this mean
we have to move again?Copy !req
1184. Oh, man.Copy !req
1185. That was totally wicked!Copy !req
1186. Do we have to have cheerleaders
at the track meet?Copy !req
1187. - What is that all about?
- I always thought it was more...Copy !req
1188. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1189. - You're, uh, Violet, right?
- That's me.Copy !req
1190. - See you, Vi.
- You look different.Copy !req
1191. I feel different. Is different okay?Copy !req
1192. Hey, different is...
Different is great.Copy !req
1193. Would you...Copy !req
1194. - Yeah?
- Do you think maybe...Copy !req
1195. you and I...
- Yeah?Copy !req
1196. - Do you...
- Shh.Copy !req
1197. I like movies.
I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?Copy !req
1198. A movie.
There you go. Yeah.Copy !req
1199. - Wait, so Friday?
- Friday.Copy !req
1200. - Go, Dash, go.
- Run!Copy !req
1201. Come on, run! Pick up the pace.Copy !req
1202. Run!Copy !req
1203. Pull back, pull back!Copy !req
1204. Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.Copy !req
1205. - Make it close!
- Second.Copy !req
1206. Close second, yeah!Copy !req
1207. That's my boy!Copy !req
1208. Dash, I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1209. I didn't know what the heck
you wanted me to do.Copy !req
1210. Behold the Underminer!Copy !req
1211. I am always beneath you,Copy !req
1212. but nothing is beneath me!Copy !req
1213. I hereby declare war
on peace and happiness!Copy !req
1214. Soon all will tremble before me!Copy !req