1. - Is this on?
- That's fine.Copy !req
2. I can break through
walls, I just can't...Copy !req
3. - That's fine.
- I can't get this on.Copy !req
4. Mr. Incredible...
Do you have a secret identity?Copy !req
5. Every superhero has a secret identity.
I don't know a single one who doesn't.Copy !req
6. Who wants the pressure of
being super all the time?Copy !req
7. Of course I have a
secret identity.Copy !req
8. Can you see me in this at
the supermarket? Come on.Copy !req
9. Who'd want to go shopping as
Elastigirl, know what I mean?Copy !req
10. Superladies, they're always trying
to tell you their secret identity.Copy !req
11. Think it'll strengthen the
relationship or something.Copy !req
12. I said, "Girl, I don't want to know
about your mild-mannered alter ego."Copy !req
13. I mean, you tell me you're a
super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe,Copy !req
14. that's all right with me.
I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
15. No matter how many times
you save the world,Copy !req
16. it always manages to get
back in jeopardy again.Copy !req
17. Sometimes I just want it
to stay saved, you know?Copy !req
18. For a little bit. I feel like the maid.
"I just cleaned up this mess."Copy !req
19. "Can we keep it clean
for ten minutes?"Copy !req
20. I could
get to that point.Copy !req
21. - "Please?"
- We're not finished.Copy !req
22. Sometimes I think I'd just like
the simple life, you know?Copy !req
23. Relax a little and
raise a family.Copy !req
24. Settle down? Are you kidding?
I'm at the top of my game!Copy !req
25. I'm up there with the big dogs!
Girls, come on.Copy !req
26. Leave the saving of the world to the men?
I don't think so.Copy !req
27. I don't think so.Copy !req
28. We interrupt
for a bulletin.Copy !req
29. A high-speed pursuit between police
and armed gunmen is underway,Copy !req
30. traveling northbound
on San Pablo Ave.Copy !req
31. Yeah, I've got time.Copy !req
32. Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
33. - What is it, ma'am?
- My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.Copy !req
34. Certainly. I suggest you stand clear.
There could be trouble.Copy !req
35. No, he's quite tame.Copy !req
36. Let go now.Copy !req
37. Thank you, Mr. Incredible.
You've done it again.Copy !req
38. - You're the best.
- No, I'm just here to help.Copy !req
39. All units.
We have a tour bus robbery...Copy !req
40. Tour bus robbery.
I've still got time.Copy !req
41. Officers. Ma'am. Squeaker.Copy !req
42. - Cool! Ready for take-off!
- What the...Copy !req
43. - Who are you supposed to be?
- I'm IncrediBoy.Copy !req
44. What? No.Copy !req
45. You're that kid
from the fan club.Copy !req
46. Brophy. Brody.
Buddy! Buddy!Copy !req
47. My name is IncrediBoy.Copy !req
48. I've been nice, I've
stood for photos,Copy !req
49. signed every scrap of
paper you pushed at me...Copy !req
50. No, don't worry about training me.
I know your moves,Copy !req
51. crime fighting style, favorite
catch phrases, everything!Copy !req
52. I'm your number one fan!Copy !req
53. Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
54. You know,Copy !req
55. you can tell a lot about a woman
by the contents of her purse,Copy !req
56. but maybe that's not
what you had in mind.Copy !req
57. Hey, look...Copy !req
58. Elastigirl.Copy !req
59. Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
60. - It's all right. I've got him.
- Sure, you've got him.Copy !req
61. - I just took him out for you.
- Sure, you did.Copy !req
62. - His attention was on me.
- A fact I exploited to do my job.Copy !req
63. - My job, you mean.
- A simple thank you will suffice.Copy !req
64. Thanks, but I don't
need any help.Copy !req
65. Whatever happened
to "ladies first"?Copy !req
66. Well, whatever happened
to equal treatment?Copy !req
67. Look, the lady got me first.Copy !req
68. - Well, we could share, you know.
- I work alone.Copy !req
69. Well, I think you
need to be moreCopy !req
70. flexible.Copy !req
71. Are you doing anything later?Copy !req
72. I have a previous engagement.Copy !req
73. Now, you just stay here.Copy !req
74. They usually pick up the
garbage in an hour.Copy !req
75. - Hey, Incredible!
- Hey, Frozone!Copy !req
76. - Shouldn't you be getting ready?
- I still got time.Copy !req
77. He's gonna jump!Copy !req
78. I think you
broke something.Copy !req
79. With counseling, I think
you'll come to forgive me.Copy !req
80. Wait a minute.Copy !req
81. Bomb Voyage.Copy !req
82. Mr. Incredible...!Copy !req
83. And IncrediBoy!Copy !req
84. IncrediBoy?Copy !req
85. Aren't you curious about how I get
around so fast? I have rocket boots.Copy !req
86. - Go home, Buddy. Now.
- What?Copy !req
87. Little oaf...!Copy !req
88. Can we talk?Copy !req
89. You always say be
true to yourself,Copy !req
90. but you never say which
part to be true to.Copy !req
91. Well, I've finally figured out who I am.
I am your ward. IncrediBoy!Copy !req
92. And now, you have officially
carried it too far, Buddy.Copy !req
93. This is because I don't
have powers, isn't it?Copy !req
94. Not every superhero
has powers, you know.Copy !req
95. You can be super without them.Copy !req
96. I invented these. I can fly.
Can you fly?Copy !req
97. Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.Copy !req
98. And your outfit is
totally ridiculous!Copy !req
99. Just give me one chance! I'll show you.
I'll go get the police.Copy !req
100. - Buddy, don't!
- It'll only take a second, really.Copy !req
101. No, stop!
There's a bomb!Copy !req
102. Let go, you're wrecking
my flight pattern.Copy !req
103. - I can do this if you let go!
- Will you just...Copy !req
104. - I'm trying to help! Stop!
- Let go of my cape!Copy !req
105. Take this one home. And make sure
his mom knows what he's been doing.Copy !req
106. I can help you.
You're making a mist...Copy !req
107. The injured jumper.
You sent paramedics?Copy !req
108. They picked him up.Copy !req
109. The blast in that building
was caused by Bomb VoyageCopy !req
110. who I caught robbing the vault.Copy !req
111. We might nab him if we
set up a perimeter.Copy !req
112. - He got away?
- Well, yeah.Copy !req
113. - Skippy here made sure of that.
- IncrediBoy.Copy !req
114. You're not affiliated with me!
Holy smokes, I'm late.Copy !req
115. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.Copy !req
116. - What about Bomb Voyage?
- Any other night, I'd go after him,Copy !req
117. but I really gotta go. Don't worry.
We'll get him! Eventually!Copy !req
118. - Is the night still young?
- You're very late.Copy !req
119. - How do I look? Good?
- The mask. You still got the mask.Copy !req
120. Showtime.Copy !req
121. Robert Parr, will you have this woman
to be your lawful wedded wife?Copy !req
122. You're late. When you asked if
I was doing anything later,Copy !req
123. I didn't realize you'd forgotten.
I thought it was playful banter.Copy !req
124. - It was.
- Cutting it close, don't you think?Copy !req
125. You need to be more flexible.Copy !req
126. I love you, but if we're
gonna make this work,Copy !req
127. you've gotta be more
than Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
128. You know that. Don't you?Copy !req
129. So long as you both shall live?
I do.Copy !req
130. I pronounce this couple
husband and wife.Copy !req
131. As long as we both shall live.
No matter what happens.Copy !req
132. Hey, come on. We're superheroes.
What could happen?Copy !req
133. In a stunning turn of
events, a superhero is being suedCopy !req
134. for saving someone who, apparently,
didn't want to be saved.Copy !req
135. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,Copy !req
136. who was foiled in his attempted
suicide by Mr. Incredible,Copy !req
137. has filed suit against the famed
superhero in Superior Court.Copy !req
138. Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved.
He didn't want to be saved.Copy !req
139. The injury received from
Mr. Incredible's "actions,"Copy !req
140. - causes him daily pain.
- I saved your life!Copy !req
141. You didn't save my life!
You ruined my death.Copy !req
142. My client
has no comment.Copy !req
143. Another suit was filed by
victims of the El train accident.Copy !req
144. Incredible's court losses
cost the government millions.Copy !req
145. And opened the floodgates for dozens
of superhero lawsuits the world over.Copy !req
146. It is time for their secret identity
to become their only identity.Copy !req
147. Time for them to
join us, or go away.Copy !req
148. Under public pressure,
and the financial burdenCopy !req
149. of an ever mounting
series of lawsuits,Copy !req
150. the government quietly initiated
the Superhero Relocation Program.Copy !req
151. The supers were granted amnesty from
responsibility for past actions,Copy !req
152. in exchange for the promise to
never again resume hero work.Copy !req
153. Where are they now?Copy !req
154. They are living among us.
Average citizens, average heroes.Copy !req
155. Quietly and anonymously continuing
to make the world a better place.Copy !req
156. Denied?
You're denying my claim?Copy !req
157. I don't understand.
I have full coverage.Copy !req
158. I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson,Copy !req
159. but our liability is spelled
out in paragraph 17.Copy !req
160. - It states clearly...
- I can't pay for this.Copy !req
161. Excuse me. Claims, Bob Parr.Copy !req
162. I'm calling to celebrate
a momentous occasion.Copy !req
163. We're now officially moved in.Copy !req
164. Yeah, well, that's great, honey.Copy !req
165. The last three years
don't count because...Copy !req
166. Because I finally unpacked the last box.
Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
167. Why do we
have so much junk?Copy !req
168. Listen, I've got a client.Copy !req
169. Say no more. Go save the world
one policy at a time, honey.Copy !req
170. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids.
See you tonight.Copy !req
171. Bye, honey. Excuse me.
Where were we?Copy !req
172. I'm on a fixed income,
and if you can't help me,Copy !req
173. I don't know what I'll do.Copy !req
174. All right, listen closely.
I'd like to help you, but I can't.Copy !req
175. I'd like to tell you to take a copy
of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...Copy !req
176. Norma Wilcox.
W-I-L-C-O-X.Copy !req
177. On the third floor. But I can't.Copy !req
178. I also do not advise you to
fill out and file a WS2475 formCopy !req
179. with our legal department
on the second floor.Copy !req
180. I wouldn't expect someone to get back
to you quickly to resolve the matter.Copy !req
181. I'd like to help, but
there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
182. Oh, thank you, young man.Copy !req
183. Sorry.
I know you're upset!Copy !req
184. Pretend
to be upset.Copy !req
185. Parr!Copy !req
186. You authorized payment
on the Walker policy!Copy !req
187. Someone broke into
their house, Mr. Huph.Copy !req
188. - Their policy covers...
- I don't wanna know about it.Copy !req
189. Don't tell me about it. Tell me how
you're keeping Insuricare in the black.Copy !req
190. Tell me how that's possible,
with you writing checksCopy !req
191. to every Harry Hardluck and Sally
Sobstory that gives you a phone call.Copy !req
192. Morning break is over.
Morning break is over.Copy !req
193. I appreciate you coming
down here, Mrs. Parr.Copy !req
194. What's this about?
Has Dash done something wrong?Copy !req
195. He's a disruptive influence and he
openly mocks me in front of the class.Copy !req
196. - He says.
- Look, I know it's you!Copy !req
197. - He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
- You saw him do this?Copy !req
198. Well... Not really. No.Copy !req
199. Actually, not.Copy !req
200. Oh, then how do you
know it was him?Copy !req
201. I hid a camera. Yeah, and
this time, I've got him.Copy !req
202. See? You see?Copy !req
203. You don't see it?Copy !req
204. He moves!
Right there!Copy !req
205. Wait, wait! Right there!Copy !req
206. Right as I'm sitting down!Copy !req
207. I don't know how he does it,Copy !req
208. but there's no tack
before he movesCopy !req
209. and after he moves, there's a tack.
Coincidence? I think not!Copy !req
210. - Bernie...
- Don't "Bernie" me.Copy !req
211. This
little rat is guilty!Copy !req
212. You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.
I'm sorry for the trouble.Copy !req
213. You're letting him go again?
He's guilty!Copy !req
214. You can see it on his smug little face.
Guilty, I say, guilty!Copy !req
215. Dash, this is the third time this
year you've been sent to the office.Copy !req
216. We need to find a better outlet.
A more constructive outlet.Copy !req
217. Maybe I could, if you'd
let me go out for sports.Copy !req
218. Honey, you know why
we can't do that.Copy !req
219. I promise I'll slow up.
I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.Copy !req
220. Dashiell Robert Parr,Copy !req
221. you are an incredibly competitive boy.
And a bit of a showoff.Copy !req
222. The last thing you
need is temptation.Copy !req
223. You always say, "Do your best."
But you don't really mean it.Copy !req
224. Why can't I do the
best that I can do?Copy !req
225. Right now, honey, the world
just wants us to fit in,Copy !req
226. and to fit in, we just gotta
be like everybody else.Copy !req
227. Dad always said our powers
were nothing to be ashamed of.Copy !req
228. - Our powers made us special.
- Everyone's special, Dash.Copy !req
229. Which is another way
of saying no one is.Copy !req
230. Rydinger, where you headed?Copy !req
231. - Hi, Tony.
- Hey.Copy !req
232. - "Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?"
- That's kind of funny.Copy !req
233. "Hey, Tony, do you
play football?"Copy !req
234. Tony, I thought we
were gonna go swimming.Copy !req
235. He looked at me.Copy !req
236. Come on, Violet!Copy !req
237. Darn kids.
Sitting on the driveway...Copy !req
238. Oh, great.Copy !req
239. Mom.Copy !req
240. - You're making weird faces again.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
241. You make weird faces, honey.Copy !req
242. - Do you have to read at the table?
- Uh-huh. Yeah.Copy !req
243. Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!Copy !req
244. Bob, could you help the
carnivore cut his meat?Copy !req
245. Dash, you have something you wanna
tell your father about school?Copy !req
246. Well, we
dissected a frog.Copy !req
247. Dash got sent to
the office again.Copy !req
248. - Good. Good.
- No, Bob, that's bad.Copy !req
249. - What?
- Dash got sent to the office again.Copy !req
250. - What? What for?
- Nothing.Copy !req
251. He put a tack on the teacher's
chair, during class.Copy !req
252. Nobody saw me. You could
barely see it on the tape.Copy !req
253. They caught you on tape and you
still got away with it? Whoa!Copy !req
254. You must have been booking.
How fast were you going?Copy !req
255. We are not encouraging this.Copy !req
256. I'm not, I'm just
asking how fast...Copy !req
257. Honey!Copy !req
258. Great. First the car, now I
gotta pay to fix the table...Copy !req
259. What happened to the car?Copy !req
260. Here. I'm getting a new plate.Copy !req
261. So, how about you, Vi?
How was school?Copy !req
262. - Nothing to report.
- You've hardly touched your food.Copy !req
263. - I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
- Well, it is leftover night.Copy !req
264. We have steak, pasta...
What are you hungry for?Copy !req
265. - Tony Rydinger.
- Shut up.Copy !req
266. - Well, you are.
- I said, shut up, you little insect.Copy !req
267. - Well, she is.
- Do not shout at the table.Copy !req
268. - Honey!
- Kids! Listen to your mother.Copy !req
269. She'd eat if we were
having Tony loaf.Copy !req
270. That's it!Copy !req
271. Stop it!Copy !req
272. - You're gonna be toast!
- Stop running in the house.Copy !req
273. Sit down!Copy !req
274. - Hey, no force fields!
- You started it.Copy !req
275. You sit down! You sit down!Copy !req
276. Violet!Copy !req
277. "Simon J. Paladino,Copy !req
278. "longtime advocate of superhero
rights, is missing"?Copy !req
279. - Gazerbeam.
- Bob! It's time to engage.Copy !req
280. Do something!
Don't just stand there!Copy !req
281. - I need you to intervene!
- You want me to intervene?Copy !req
282. Okay. I'm intervening!Copy !req
283. Violet, let go of your brother.Copy !req
284. Hello?Copy !req
285. Get the door.Copy !req
286. - Hey, Lucius!
- Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack.Copy !req
287. - Ice of you to drop by.
- Ha! Never heard that one before.Copy !req
288. Lucius!Copy !req
289. Whoa!Copy !req
290. - Ha, ha.
- Oh!Copy !req
291. - I like it when it shatters.
- I'll be back later.Copy !req
292. - Where are you two going?
- It's Wednesday.Copy !req
293. Bowling night. Say hello
to Honey for me, Lucius.Copy !req
294. Will do. Good night, Helen.
Good night, kids.Copy !req
295. Don't think you've avoided talking
about the principal's office.Copy !req
296. Your father and I are
still gonna discuss it.Copy !req
297. I'm not the only kid who's
been sent to the office.Copy !req
298. Other kids don't
have superpowers.Copy !req
299. - Now, it's perfectly normal...
- What do you know about normal?Copy !req
300. What does anyone in this
family know about normal?Copy !req
301. - Now, wait a minute, young lady.
- We act normal. I wanna be normal.Copy !req
302. The only normal one is Jack-Jack,
and he's not even toilet trained.Copy !req
303. Lucky.Copy !req
304. I meant about being normal.Copy !req
305. So now I'm
in deep trouble.Copy !req
306. I mean, one more jolt of this
death ray and I'm an epitaph.Copy !req
307. Somehow I managed to find cover.
What does Baron Von Ruthless do?Copy !req
308. - He starts monologuing.
- He starts monologuing.Copy !req
309. He starts this prepared speech about
how feeble I am compared to him.Copy !req
310. How inevitable my defeat is, the world
will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.Copy !req
311. - Yammering.
- Yammering.Copy !req
312. I mean, the guy has me on
a platter, and he won't shut up.Copy !req
313. Municiberg,
we have a 23-56...Copy !req
314. 23-56, what is that?Copy !req
315. - Robbery?
- This is just sad.Copy !req
316. - Want to catch a robber?
- No.Copy !req
317. Tell you the truth, I'd
rather go bowling.Copy !req
318. Look, what if we actually did
what our wives think we're doing?Copy !req
319. Just to shake things up.Copy !req
320. He's not alone.
The fat guy's still with him.Copy !req
321. They're just talking.Copy !req
322. - What are we doing here?
- Protecting people.Copy !req
323. - Nobody asked us.
- You need an invitation?Copy !req
324. I'd like one, yes. We keep
sneaking out to do this, and...Copy !req
325. - You remember Gazerbeam?
- There was something in the paper.Copy !req
326. - He had trouble with civilian life.
- When did you see him?Copy !req
327. I don't see anyone from the old days.
Just you.Copy !req
328. - And we're pushing our luck as it is.
- Come on.Copy !req
329. It was fun the first time,
but if we keep doing this...Copy !req
330. - We have a report on a fire...
- A fire. We're close!Copy !req
331. - Yeah, baby!
- We're gonna get caught.Copy !req
332. Fire! Yeah!Copy !req
333. - Is that everybody?
- Yeah.Copy !req
334. - It better be.
- Can't you put this out?Copy !req
335. I can't lay down a layer thick enough!
It's evaporating too fast!Copy !req
336. - What's that mean?
- It means it's hot.Copy !req
337. - I'm dehydrated, Bob.
- You're out of ice?Copy !req
338. You can't run out. You can
use water in the air.Copy !req
339. There is no water in this air!
What's your excuse, run out of muscle?Copy !req
340. I can't smash walls.
The building's getting weaker.Copy !req
341. - It's gonna come down on top of us.
- I wanted to go bowling!Copy !req
342. All right! Stay right on my tail!
This is gonna get hot!Copy !req
343. Yeah.Copy !req
344. Uh-oh.Copy !req
345. Oh, good.Copy !req
346. That ain't right.Copy !req
347. - We look like incompetent bad guys!
- You can get water out of the air.Copy !req
348. Freeze!Copy !req
349. - I'm thirsty.
- I said freeze!Copy !req
350. I'm just getting a drink.Copy !req
351. - You've had your drink. Now...
- I know. I know. Freeze.Copy !req
352. Police officers!Copy !req
353. That was way too close.Copy !req
354. We are not doing that again.Copy !req
355. Verify you want
to switch targets? Over.Copy !req
356. Trust me. This is the one
he's been looking for.Copy !req
357. - I thought you'd be back by 11:00.
- I said I'd be back later.Copy !req
358. I assumed you'd be back later.
If you came back at all,Copy !req
359. - you'd be "back later".
- Well, I'm back, okay?Copy !req
360. Is this rubble?Copy !req
361. It was just a
little workout. Just to stay loose.Copy !req
362. You know how I feel about that. Darn you!
We can't blow cover again.Copy !req
363. The building was
coming down anyway.Copy !req
364. What?Copy !req
365. You knocked down a building?Copy !req
366. It was on fire. Structurally unsound.
It was coming down.Copy !req
367. Have you been listening to
the police scanner again?Copy !req
368. I performed a public service.
You act like that's a bad thing.Copy !req
369. It is a bad thing, Bob!Copy !req
370. Uprooting our family again, so you can
relive the glory days is a bad thing.Copy !req
371. It's better than acting
like they didn't happen!Copy !req
372. Yes! They happened!
But this, our family,Copy !req
373. is what's happening now, Bob.
And you are missing this!Copy !req
374. I can't believe you don't want to
go to your own son's graduation.Copy !req
375. It's not a graduation. He's moving
from fourth to fifth grade.Copy !req
376. - It's a ceremony!
- It's psychotic!Copy !req
377. They keep creating new ways
to celebrate mediocrityCopy !req
378. but if someone is exceptional...Copy !req
379. This is not about you, Bob.
It's about Dash.Copy !req
380. You want to do something for Dash?
Let him actually compete.Copy !req
381. - Let him go out for sports!
- I will not be made the enemy!Copy !req
382. - You know why we can't do that.
- Because he'd be great.Copy !req
383. This is not about you!Copy !req
384. All right, Dash. I know you're listening.
Come on out.Copy !req
385. Vi?
You, too, young lady.Copy !req
386. Come on. Come on out.Copy !req
387. It's okay, kids.
We're just having a discussion.Copy !req
388. Pretty loud discussion.Copy !req
389. But that's okay. What's important
is that Mommy and I are a team.Copy !req
390. - We're united, uh, against forces of...
- Pigheadedness?Copy !req
391. - I was gonna say evil.
- We're sorry we woke you.Copy !req
392. Everything's okay. Go back to bed.
It's late.Copy !req
393. - Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.
- Good night.Copy !req
394. In fact, we should
all be in bed.Copy !req
395. Request claim
on claim numbers 158183...Copy !req
396. Haven't you got him yet?
Where is he?Copy !req
397. Mr. Huph would like to
talk to you in his office.Copy !req
398. - Now?
- Now.Copy !req
399. Sit down, Bob.Copy !req
400. I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.Copy !req
401. - Ask me why.
- Okay. Why?Copy !req
402. Why what?
Be specific, Bob.Copy !req
403. Why are you unhappy?Copy !req
404. Your customers make me unhappy.Copy !req
405. What, you've gotten complaints?Copy !req
406. Complaints I can handle.Copy !req
407. What I can't handle is your
customers' inexplicable knowledgeCopy !req
408. of Insuricare's inner workings!
They're experts. Experts, Bob!Copy !req
409. Exploiting every loophole,
dodging every obstacle!Copy !req
410. They're penetrating
the bureaucracy!Copy !req
411. - Did I do something illegal?
- No.Copy !req
412. - We shouldn't help our customers?
- The law requires that I answer no.Copy !req
413. - We're supposed to help people.
- Help our people!Copy !req
414. Starting with our stockholders.Copy !req
415. Who's helping them out, huh?Copy !req
416. You know,
Bob, a company...Copy !req
417. Is like an enormous clock.Copy !req
418. Is like an enormous...
Yes. Precisely.Copy !req
419. It only works if all the
little cogs mesh together.Copy !req
420. Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,
well-lubricated and wound tight.Copy !req
421. The best clocks have jewel movements,
cogs that fit, that cooperate by design.Copy !req
422. I'm being
metaphorical, Bob.Copy !req
423. Know what I mean by
cooperative cogs?Copy !req
424. Bob?Copy !req
425. Bob? Look at me when I'm
talking to you, Parr.Copy !req
426. - That man out there, he needs help.
- Don't change the subject.Copy !req
427. - We're discussing your attitude.
- He is getting mugged!Copy !req
428. - Well, let's hope we don't cover him.
- I'll be right back.Copy !req
429. Stop right now or you're fired!Copy !req
430. Close the door.Copy !req
431. Get over here, now.Copy !req
432. I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.Copy !req
433. - He got away.
- Good thing, too.Copy !req
434. You were this close
to losing your...Copy !req
435. Uh-oh.Copy !req
436. Please report to
operating room 722 immediately.Copy !req
437. - How is he?
- He'll live.Copy !req
438. - I'm fired, aren't I?
- You think?Copy !req
439. - What can I say, Rick?
- Nothing you haven't said before.Copy !req
440. - Someone was in trouble.
- Always.Copy !req
441. - I had to do something.
- Every time you say that,Copy !req
442. it's a month and a half
of trouble for me.Copy !req
443. Hundreds of thousands
of taxpayer's dollars.Copy !req
444. - I know.
- We pay to keep the company quiet.Copy !req
445. We pay damages, erase memories,
relocate your family.Copy !req
446. Every time it gets harder.
Money, money, money.Copy !req
447. We can't keep doing this. We appreciate
what you did in the old days,Copy !req
448. but those days are over.
From now on, you're on your own.Copy !req
449. Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate
you, you know, for old times' sake.Copy !req
450. I can't do that to my family.
Everyone just got settled.Copy !req
451. I'll make it work. Thanks.Copy !req
452. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
453. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
454. I don't know.
Something amazing, I guess.Copy !req
455. Me, too, kid.Copy !req
456. Huh?Copy !req
457. "Hold still"?Copy !req
458. Match, Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
459. Room is secure.
Commence message.Copy !req
460. Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Yes, we know who you are.Copy !req
461. Rest assured, your
secret is safe with us.Copy !req
462. My name is Mirage.
We have something in common.Copy !req
463. According to the government,
neither of us exist.Copy !req
464. Please pay attention, as this message
is classified and will not be repeated.Copy !req
465. I represent a top secret
division of the government,Copy !req
466. designing and testing
experimental technology,Copy !req
467. and we have need of
your unique abilities.Copy !req
468. Something happened at
our testing facility.Copy !req
469. - Honey!
- Huh? What?Copy !req
470. - Dinner's ready.
- Okay.Copy !req
471. It is contained within
an isolated area,Copy !req
472. it threatens to 'cause incalculable
damage to itself and our facilities,Copy !req
473. jeopardizing hundreds of
millions of dollars...Copy !req
474. Is someone in there?Copy !req
475. - It's the TV, trying to watch.
- Because of its sensitive nature...Copy !req
476. - Stop. It's time for dinner.
- One minute!Copy !req
477. If you accept, your payment will be
triple your current annual salary.Copy !req
478. Call the number on the card.
Voice-matching will ensure security.Copy !req
479. The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible.
You're still here.Copy !req
480. You can still do great things.
OrCopy !req
481. you can listen to police scanners.
Your choice.Copy !req
482. You have 24 hours to respond.Copy !req
483. Think about it.Copy !req
484. This message
will self-destruct.Copy !req
485. Uh-oh.Copy !req
486. You are one distracted guy.Copy !req
487. Am I?
I don't mean to be.Copy !req
488. I know you miss being a hero
and your job is frustrating.Copy !req
489. I just want you to know how much it
means to me that you stay at it anyway.Copy !req
490. - Honey? About the job?
- What?Copy !req
491. - Something's happened.
- What?Copy !req
492. - The, uh...
- What?Copy !req
493. The company is sending
me to, uh, a conference.Copy !req
494. - A conference?
- Out of town.Copy !req
495. I'm gonna be gone
for a few days.Copy !req
496. They've never sent you to a conference
before. This is good, isn't it?Copy !req
497. Yes.Copy !req
498. You see? They're finally
recognizing your talents.Copy !req
499. - You're moving up.
- Yes.Copy !req
500. - Honey! This is wonderful!
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
501. Hello?Copy !req
502. This is Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
503. I'm in.Copy !req
504. The Omnidroid 9000 is a top
secret prototype battle robot.Copy !req
505. Its artificial intelligence
enables it to solve any problemCopy !req
506. it's confronted with.
And, unfortunately...Copy !req
507. Let me guess. It got smart enough to
wonder why it had to take orders.Copy !req
508. We lost control. Now it's loose in the
jungle, threatening our facility.Copy !req
509. We've had to evacuate all personnel
from the island for their own safety.Copy !req
510. How am I going in?Copy !req
511. The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate
an air drop from 5,000 feet.Copy !req
512. Its cloaking devices make
it difficult to track.Copy !req
513. We're pretty sure it's on the
Southern half of the island.Copy !req
514. One more thing. Obviously it
represents a significant investment.Copy !req
515. You want me to shut it down
without destroying it.Copy !req
516. You are Mr. Incredible.Copy !req
517. I've got to warn you,
it's a learning robot.Copy !req
518. Every moment you fight it increases
its knowledge of how to beat you.Copy !req
519. Shut it down. Do it quickly.
Don't destroy it.Copy !req
520. - And don't die.
- Great. Thanks.Copy !req
521. Showtime.Copy !req
522. Huh?Copy !req
523. Hmm.Copy !req
524. Uh-oh.Copy !req
525. Oh, my back!Copy !req
526. Oh!Copy !req
527. Surprising. We must
bring him back.Copy !req
528. Sound the all clear, and
invite him to dinner.Copy !req
529. Most
important, keep things light.Copy !req
530. Praise him. Make him feel like
we appreciate his abilities.Copy !req
531. Am I overdressed?Copy !req
532. Actually, you look
rather dashing.Copy !req
533. - I take it our host is...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
534. He won't be dining with us.
He hopes you'll understand.Copy !req
535. Of course. I do usually make it a
point to know who I'm working for.Copy !req
536. He prefers a certain
amount of anonymity.Copy !req
537. Surely, you of all
people understand that.Copy !req
538. I was just wondering, of all the
places to settle down, why live...Copy !req
539. With a volcano?
He's attracted to power. So am I.Copy !req
540. - It's a weakness we share.
- Seems a bit unstable.Copy !req
541. I prefer to think of
it as misunderstood.Copy !req
542. Aren't we all?Copy !req
543. Volcanic soil is among the
most fertile on Earth.Copy !req
544. Everything at the table
was grown right here.Copy !req
545. - How does it compare?
- Everything's delicious.Copy !req
546. - Jeez.
- Hurry, honey.Copy !req
547. Or you'll be late for work.Copy !req
548. - Have a great day, honey.
- Thanks.Copy !req
549. - Help customers, climb ladders...
- Bring bacon.Copy !req
550. All that jazz.Copy !req
551. You have an appointment?Copy !req
552. I'm an old friend.
I just wanted to...Copy !req
553. - All visitors are required...
- Go check the electric fence.Copy !req
554. What is it? Who are you?
What do you want?Copy !req
555. My God, you've gotten fat.
Come in. Come, come.Copy !req
556. Yes, things are going quite well.
Quite well. My God, no complaints.Copy !req
557. But, you know, it is not the same.
Not the same at all.Copy !req
558. Weren't you in the news?
Some show in Prayge... Prague?Copy !req
559. Milan, darling. Milan.Copy !req
560. Supermodels.
Nothing super about them.Copy !req
561. Spoiled, stupid,
little stick figuresCopy !req
562. with poofy lips who think
only about themselves.Copy !req
563. Feh!
I used to design for gods.Copy !req
564. But perhaps you come with a challenge, eh?
I was surprised to get your call.Copy !req
565. E, I just need a patch job.Copy !req
566. Hmm. This is megamesh.
Outmoded, but very sturdy.Copy !req
567. And you've torn right through it!
What have you been doing, Robert?Copy !req
568. Moonlighting hero work?Copy !req
569. Must have happened
a long time ago.Copy !req
570. I see. This is a
hobo suit, darling.Copy !req
571. You can't be seen in this.
I won't allow it!Copy !req
572. - Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?
- What do you mean? You designed it.Copy !req
573. I never look back, darling.
It distracts from the now.Copy !req
574. You need a new suit.
That much is certain.Copy !req
575. A new suit? Where the heck
am I gonna get a new suit?Copy !req
576. You can't! It's impossible!
I'm far too busy.Copy !req
577. So ask me now, before
I again become sane.Copy !req
578. Wait. You want to
make me a suit?Copy !req
579. You push too hard, darling!
But I accept.Copy !req
580. - It will be bold. Dramatic!
- Yeah.Copy !req
581. Heroic!Copy !req
582. Yeah, something
classic, like Dynaguy!Copy !req
583. Oh! He had a great look! Oh,
the cape and the boots...Copy !req
584. No capes!Copy !req
585. - Isn't that my decision?
- Do you remember Thunderhead?Copy !req
586. Tall, storm powers. Nice man.
Good with kids.Copy !req
587. - Listen, E...
- November 15th of '58.Copy !req
588. All was well,
another day savedCopy !req
589. when his cape snagged
on a missile fin.Copy !req
590. Thunderhead was not
the brightest bulb...Copy !req
591. Stratogale!Copy !req
592. April 23rd, '57.
Cape caught in a jet turbine.Copy !req
593. You can't generalize
about these things.Copy !req
594. Meta-Man. Express elevator.
Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.Copy !req
595. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.Copy !req
596. No capes!Copy !req
597. Now, go on. Your new suit will be
finished before your next assignment.Copy !req
598. You know I'm retired
from hero work.Copy !req
599. As am I, Robert.
Yet, here we are.Copy !req
600. E, I only need a patch job.
For sentimental reasons.Copy !req
601. Fine. I will
also fix the hobo suit.Copy !req
602. - You're the best of the best, E.
- Yes, I know, darling. I know.Copy !req
603. Don't answer it,
honey, I got it!Copy !req
604. - Hello?
- We have a new assignment for you.Copy !req
605. - How soon can you get here?
- I'll leave tomorrow morning.Copy !req
606. - See you there.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
607. Who was that, honey?
The, uh, office?Copy !req
608. Another conference.
Short notice, but, you know,Copy !req
609. duty calls.Copy !req
610. - Bob?
- Yeah, what's up, honey?Copy !req
611. - Ha... Have a great trip.
- Thanks, sweetie.Copy !req
612. - I'll call you when I get there.
- I love you.Copy !req
613. - So much.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
614. This is
your automated Captain.Copy !req
615. Would you care for more mimosa?Copy !req
616. - Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
617. Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan.
Perfect weather for flying.Copy !req
618. Please fasten your seat belt.
We're beginning our descent.Copy !req
619. Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Nice suit.Copy !req
620. Thanks.Copy !req
621. Nice to be back, Mirage.Copy !req
622. You'll be briefed on your assignment
in the conference room at 2:00.Copy !req
623. - D Wing, room A-113.
- 2:00. Got it.Copy !req
624. See you there.Copy !req
625. Edna.Copy !req
626. - I'd like to speak to Edna, please.
- This is Edna.Copy !req
627. - E? This is Helen.
- Helen who?Copy !req
628. Helen Parr?
You know...Copy !req
629. Elastigirl?Copy !req
630. Darling! It's been such a long time
after all these years! So long!Copy !req
631. It's been a while.Copy !req
632. There's only one
person Bob would trustCopy !req
633. to patch his supersuit.
That's you.Copy !req
634. Yes, yes, yes.
Marvelous, isn't it?Copy !req
635. Much better than those horrible
pajamas he used to wear.Copy !req
636. They are finished.
When are you coming to see?Copy !req
637. - I'm calling about...
- Don't make me beg.Copy !req
638. - I won't do it, you know.
- Beg?Copy !req
639. No, I'm calling about suit.Copy !req
640. Bob's suit!
I'm calling about Bob's suit.Copy !req
641. You come in one hour, darling.
I insist, okay? Okay. Goodbye.Copy !req
642. Hmm.Copy !req
643. It's bigger!Copy !req
644. It's badder!Copy !req
645. Ladies and gentlemen, it's
too much for Mr. Incredible!Copy !req
646. It's finally ready.Copy !req
647. You know, I went through quite a few
supers to get it worthy to fight you,Copy !req
648. but, man, it wasn't good enough!Copy !req
649. After you trashed the last one, I had
to make some major modifications.Copy !req
650. Sure it was difficult,
but you are worth it.Copy !req
651. I mean, after all, I
am your biggest fan.Copy !req
652. - Buddy?
- My name is not Buddy!Copy !req
653. And it's not IncrediBoy either!Copy !req
654. That ship has sailed.
All I wanted was to help you.Copy !req
655. I only wanted to help!
And what did you say to me?Copy !req
656. Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.Copy !req
657. It tore me apart.
But I learned an important lesson.Copy !req
658. You can't count on anyone.Copy !req
659. Especially your heroes.Copy !req
660. I was wrong to treat you that way.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
661. See? Now you respect me,
because I'm a threat.Copy !req
662. That's the way it works.Copy !req
663. There's a lot of people, whole
countries who want respect.Copy !req
664. And they will pay through
the nose to get it.Copy !req
665. How do you think I got rich?
I invented weapons.Copy !req
666. Now I have a weapon only I can defeat.
And when I unleash it, I'll get...Copy !req
667. You sly dog!
You got me monologuing.Copy !req
668. I can't believe it.Copy !req
669. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy.
I save the best inventions for myself.Copy !req
670. Am I good enough now?Copy !req
671. Who's super now?Copy !req
672. I'm Syndrome!
Your Nemesis and...Copy !req
673. Oh, brilliant!Copy !req
674. All right, try this one
on for size, big boy.Copy !req
675. Gazerbeam.Copy !req
676. Kronos?Copy !req
677. Life reading negative.
Mr. Incredible terminated.Copy !req
678. This project has completely
confiscated my life, darling.Copy !req
679. Consumed me as only hero work can.
My best work, I must admit.Copy !req
680. Simple, elegant, yet bold.
You will die.Copy !req
681. - E, I just...
- I did Robert's suit,Copy !req
682. and it turned out so
beautiful, I had to continue.Copy !req
683. It's great to see you, but I have
no idea what you're talking about.Copy !req
684. - I just...
- Yes, words are useless.Copy !req
685. Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Too much of it, darling. Too much!Copy !req
686. That is why I show you my work.Copy !req
687. That is why you are here.Copy !req
688. Edna Mode.Copy !req
689. And guest.Copy !req
690. Come. Sit.Copy !req
691. - Cream and sugar?
- Thanks.Copy !req
692. - I started with the baby.
- Started?Copy !req
693. Shh! Darling! I cut it a little
roomy for the free movement.Copy !req
694. The fabric is comfortable
for sensitive skin,Copy !req
695. And can also withstand a
temperature of over 1000 degrees.Copy !req
696. Completely bulletproof.Copy !req
697. And machine washable, darling.
That's a new feature.Copy !req
698. What on earth do you think
the baby will be doing?Copy !req
699. Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling.
Luck favors the prepared.Copy !req
700. I didn't know the baby's powers,
so I covered the basics.Copy !req
701. - Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.
- No?Copy !req
702. Well, he'll look
fabulous anyway.Copy !req
703. Your boy's suit I designed to
withstand enormous frictionCopy !req
704. without heating up or wearing out.
A useful feature.Copy !req
705. Your daughter's suit was tricky.Copy !req
706. I finally created a sturdy material that
will disappear completely as she does.Copy !req
707. Your suit can stretch as far as you
can, without injuring yourself,Copy !req
708. and still retain its shape.Copy !req
709. Virtually indestructible,Copy !req
710. yet it breathes like
Egyptian cotton.Copy !req
711. As an extra feature, each suit
contains a homing device,Copy !req
712. giving you the precise global location
of the wearer at the touch of a button.Copy !req
713. Well, darling?
What do you think?Copy !req
714. What do I think? Bob is retired!
I'm retired!Copy !req
715. Our family is underground.Copy !req
716. You helped my husband resume
secret hero work behind my back?Copy !req
717. Well, I assumed you
knew, darling.Copy !req
718. Why would he keep
secrets from you?Copy !req
719. He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.Copy !req
720. Men at Robert's age
are often unstable.Copy !req
721. - Prone to weakness.
- What are you saying?Copy !req
722. Do you know where he is?Copy !req
723. - Of course.
- Do you know where he is?Copy !req
724. - Hey, hey. We got a man down!
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
725. Are you okay?
What happened?Copy !req
726. Break surveillance and engage.
Continuing sweep...Copy !req
727. - Insuricare.
- Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr.Copy !req
728. Bob Parr is my husband.Copy !req
729. I was wondering if you could give me the
number of the hotel he's staying at?Copy !req
730. - The number I have is no good.
- Mr. Parr no longer works here.Copy !req
731. What do you mean? He's on a business trip.
A company retreat.Copy !req
732. My records say he was terminated
almost two months ago.Copy !req
733. So, you don't know where he is.Copy !req
734. Would you like to find out?Copy !req
735. I am such an idiot.
I let this happen, you know.Copy !req
736. The new sports car, the getting in
shape, the blond hair, the lies.Copy !req
737. Yes, he attempts to
relive the past.Copy !req
738. Now I'm losing him! What'll I do?
What'll I do?Copy !req
739. What are you talking about?Copy !req
740. You are Elastigirl! My God!
Pull yourself together.Copy !req
741. What will you do?
Is this a question?Copy !req
742. Show him you remember that
he is Mr. Incredible,Copy !req
743. and you will remind
him who you are!Copy !req
744. Well, you know where he is. Go!
Confront the problem! Fight! Win!Copy !req
745. And call me when you get back, darling.
I enjoy our visits.Copy !req
746. There's lots of leftovers
that you can reheat.Copy !req
747. Make sure Dash does his homework.
And both of you, get to bed on time.Copy !req
748. I should be back tonight. Late.Copy !req
749. You can be in charge
that long, can't you?Copy !req
750. Yeah. But why am I
in charge again?Copy !req
751. Nothing. Just a little
trouble with Daddy.Copy !req
752. You mean Dad's in trouble,
or Dad is the trouble?Copy !req
753. I mean either he's in
trouble, or he's going to be.Copy !req
754. What's that?
Where'd you get that, Mom?Copy !req
755. You made a cool outfit?
Hey, are those for us?Copy !req
756. We all get cool outfits?Copy !req
757. Dash! You come back
here this moment!Copy !req
758. Hey, Snug.
Thanks for getting back.Copy !req
759. I know this is short notice, but
I was hoping that I could...Copy !req
760. - What are these?
- Look, I'm The Dash!Copy !req
761. - The Dash likes.
- Just a second.Copy !req
762. - Take that off before somebody sees.
- You're packing one just like it.Copy !req
763. - Are you hiding something?
- Please. I'm on the phone...Copy !req
764. - Dash!
- This is yours. It's specially made.Copy !req
765. - What's going on?
- You're not coming! I gotta pack!Copy !req
766. What makes you think
it's special?Copy !req
767. I don't know.
Why'd Mom try to hide it?Copy !req
768. Snug, I'm calling in
a solid you owe me.Copy !req
769. - What do you need?
- A jet. What do you got that's fast?Copy !req
770. Let me think.Copy !req
771. Island approach. India Golf
niner-niner checking in.Copy !req
772. VFR on top. Over.Copy !req
773. Island tower, this is
India Golf niner-ninerCopy !req
774. requesting vectors
to the initial.Copy !req
775. Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.Copy !req
776. You're overreacting. Everything's fine.
They're just all getting coffee.Copy !req
777. At the same time. Yeah.Copy !req
778. You, sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible."
I was right to idolize you.Copy !req
779. I always knew you were tough,
but tricking the probeCopy !req
780. by hiding under the bones
of another super? Oh, man!Copy !req
781. I'm still geeking out about it!Copy !req
782. And then you had to just
go and ruin the ride.Copy !req
783. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?
"Help me, help me."Copy !req
784. Lame, lame, lame.Copy !req
785. All right, who did you contact?Copy !req
786. Contact? What are
you talking about?Copy !req
787. I am referring to last
night at 23:07 hoursCopy !req
788. while you were snooping around.
You sent out a homing signal.Copy !req
789. I didn't know about
the homing device.Copy !req
790. And now a government plane is
requesting permission to land here.Copy !req
791. Who did you contact?Copy !req
792. I didn't send for a plane.Copy !req
793. Play the transmission.Copy !req
794. - India Golf checking in.
- Helen!Copy !req
795. So you do know these people.Copy !req
796. Well, then, I'll send
them a little greeting.Copy !req
797. - Ow!
- Violet!Copy !req
798. It's not my fault.Copy !req
799. Dash ran away, I knew
I'd get blamed for it.Copy !req
800. That's not true!Copy !req
801. You said, "Something's up with Mom.
We have to find out what."Copy !req
802. and it's not my fault!
Hundred percent all your idea!Copy !req
803. Wait a minute.
You left Jack-Jack alone?Copy !req
804. - Of course we got a sitter.
- We got someone, Mom.Copy !req
805. - We wouldn't do that.
- Thanks a lot!Copy !req
806. All right, well, who'd you get?Copy !req
807. You don't have to worry
about one thing.Copy !req
808. I've got baby-sitting wired.
I've taken courses, learned CPR,Copy !req
809. - excellent marks and certificates.
- Kari.Copy !req
810. I brought Mozart to
play while he sleepsCopy !req
811. because leading experts say
Mozart makes babies smarter.Copy !req
812. - Kari...
- The beauty isCopy !req
813. they don't have to listen
'cause they're asleep!Copy !req
814. I wish my parents played MozartCopy !req
815. because half the time I don't
know what anyone's talking about.Copy !req
816. Kari, I really don't feel
comfortable with this.Copy !req
817. I'll pay you for your trouble,
but I'd rather call a service.Copy !req
818. There's really no
need, Mrs. Parr.Copy !req
819. I can totally handle anything
this baby can dish out.Copy !req
820. Can't I, little baby?
I can handle it.Copy !req
821. Who can handle it?Copy !req
822. India Golf niner-niner
transmitting in the blind guard.Copy !req
823. Disengage. Repeat, disengage.Copy !req
824. Repeat, disengage.Copy !req
825. - Friendlies...
- No!Copy !req
826. Call off the missiles.
I'll do anything.Copy !req
827. Too late.
Fifteen years too late.Copy !req
828. Friendlies two-zero Miles
South-southwest of your position.Copy !req
829. Angels 10. Track east.
Disengage.Copy !req
830. Vi! Put a force field
around the plane.Copy !req
831. You said not to use our powers.Copy !req
832. I know what I said.
Listen to what I'm saying now!Copy !req
833. Disengage. Repeat, disengage!Copy !req
834. Mom?Copy !req
835. Violet!Copy !req
836. Mayday. India Golf niner-niner
is buddy-spiked. Abort!Copy !req
837. There are children aboard.Copy !req
838. - There are children aboard!
- No!Copy !req
839. Put a field around us now!Copy !req
840. I've never done one that big.Copy !req
841. Do it now!Copy !req
842. Abort, abort, abort!Copy !req
843. Brace yourselves!Copy !req
844. - Mom!
- Everybody calm down.Copy !req
845. I'll tell you what
we're not gonna do.Copy !req
846. We're not gonna panic, we're not...
Look out!Copy !req
847. - Oh, my God! Whose idea was this?
- What are we gonna do?Copy !req
848. We're dead!
We're dead!Copy !req
849. - It blew up!
- We survived but we're dead!Copy !req
850. Stop it!Copy !req
851. We are not gonna die!Copy !req
852. Both of you will get a grip.Copy !req
853. Or so help me I will
ground you for a month!Copy !req
854. Understand?Copy !req
855. We have a confirmed hit.
Target was destroyed.Copy !req
856. Ah, you'll get over it.Copy !req
857. I seem to recall you
prefer to "work alone."Copy !req
858. Release me. Now!Copy !req
859. Or what?Copy !req
860. I'll crush her.Copy !req
861. That sounds a little dark for you.
Well, go ahead.Copy !req
862. It'll be easy.
Like breaking a toothpick.Copy !req
863. Show me.Copy !req
864. I knew you
couldn't do it.Copy !req
865. Even when you have
nothing to lose.Copy !req
866. You're weak.Copy !req
867. And I've outgrown you.Copy !req
868. Those were short-range missiles.
Land-based.Copy !req
869. That way is our best bet.Copy !req
870. You want to go toward the
people that tried to kill us?Copy !req
871. - If it means land, yes.
- Do you expect us to swim there?Copy !req
872. I expect you to trust me.Copy !req
873. What a trooper.Copy !req
874. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
875. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
876. I think your father
is in trouble.Copy !req
877. If you haven't noticed, we're
not doing so hot either.Copy !req
878. I'm going to look for him.Copy !req
879. And that means you're in charge
until I get back, Violet.Copy !req
880. - What?
- You heard her.Copy !req
881. Put these on. Your identity is
your most valuable possession.Copy !req
882. Protect it.Copy !req
883. And if anything goes
wrong, use your powers.Copy !req
884. - But you said never to use...
- I know what I said!Copy !req
885. Remember the bad guysCopy !req
886. on those shows you used to
watch on Saturday mornings?Copy !req
887. Well, these guys are
not like those guys.Copy !req
888. They won't exercise restraint
because you're children.Copy !req
889. They will kill you if
they get the chance.Copy !req
890. Do not give them that chance.Copy !req
891. - Mom?
- Vi, I'm counting on you.Copy !req
892. - There's...
- I'm counting on you. Be strong.Copy !req
893. Dash, if anything goes wrong, I
want you to run as fast as you can.Copy !req
894. - As fast as I can?
- As fast as you can.Copy !req
895. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe.
I'll be back by morning.Copy !req
896. Mom!Copy !req
897. Mom, what happened on the plane.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
898. I wanted to help.
When you asked me to... I'm sorry.Copy !req
899. Shh. It isn't your fault.Copy !req
900. It wasn't fair for me to
suddenly ask so much of you.Copy !req
901. But things are different now.Copy !req
902. And doubt is a luxury we can't
afford anymore, sweetie.Copy !req
903. You have more power
than you realize.Copy !req
904. Don't think. And don't worry.Copy !req
905. If the time comes,
you'll know what to do.Copy !req
906. It's in your blood.Copy !req
907. - He's not weak, you know.
- What?Copy !req
908. Valuing life is not weakness.Copy !req
909. Hey. Look, if you're talking about
what happened in the containment unit,Copy !req
910. I had everything under control.Copy !req
911. And disregarding it
is not strength.Copy !req
912. I called his bluff,
sweetheart, that's all.Copy !req
913. I knew he wouldn't have
it in him to actually...Copy !req
914. Next time you gamble,
bet your own life!Copy !req
915. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
916. A rocket?Copy !req
917. Hey!Copy !req
918. Well, not that this isn't fun,
but I'm gonna go look around.Copy !req
919. What do you think
is going on here?Copy !req
920. You think we're on vacation?Copy !req
921. Mom and Dad's lives
could be in jeopardy.Copy !req
922. Or worse,
their marriage.Copy !req
923. Their marriage?Copy !req
924. So, the bad guys are trying to
wreck Mom and Dad's marriage.Copy !req
925. Forget it. You're so immature.Copy !req
926. - I'm gonna go look around.
- Mom said to stay hidden.Copy !req
927. I'm not gonna leave the cave.
Sheesh.Copy !req
928. Cool!Copy !req
929. Roger.
We are ready for launch.Copy !req
930. - Vi, Vi!
- What did you do?Copy !req
931. ETA two-niner.
Over.Copy !req
932. TCI clear. Condition yellow.
Status norm.Copy !req
933. Not responding to IFF.Copy !req
934. IRCM reads negative.Copy !req
935. - Bob.
- What?Copy !req
936. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
937. Identification, please.Copy !req
938. Hey!Copy !req
939. - Hey, Violet! Come here, look. It talks!
- What? What?Copy !req
940. There. That one.Copy !req
941. Voice key incorrect.Copy !req
942. "Voice key"?Copy !req
943. Voice key incorrect.Copy !req
944. Wait a second.Copy !req
945. - What do we do?
- Run!Copy !req
946. - Where are we going?
- Away from here!Copy !req
947. Intruder alert.Copy !req
948. - There isn't much time.
- No, there isn't.Copy !req
949. In fact, there's no time at all.Copy !req
950. - Please...
- Why are you here?Copy !req
951. How can you possibly bring me lower?
What more can you take away from me?Copy !req
952. Family
survived the crash.Copy !req
953. They're here on the island!Copy !req
954. They're alive?Copy !req
955. - Helen?
- Hello.Copy !req
956. You must be Mrs...Copy !req
957. - She was helping me to escape.
- No.Copy !req
958. That's what I was doing.
Let go of me!Copy !req
959. Let go, you lousy,
lying, unfaithful creep!Copy !req
960. How could I betray
the perfect woman?Copy !req
961. Oh, you're referring to me now?Copy !req
962. Where are the kids?Copy !req
963. - They triggered the alert.
- What?Copy !req
964. - Security's in the jungle. Get going.
- Our kids are in danger?Copy !req
965. If you suspected danger,
why'd you bring them?Copy !req
966. They stowed away. You're not
striking the proper tone.Copy !req
967. Think they're supers?Copy !req
968. Dash, remember what Mom said.Copy !req
969. - What?
- Stop talking!Copy !req
970. - Hold it! Freeze!
- Dash, run!Copy !req
971. - What?
- Run!Copy !req
972. - They're supers!
- Get the boy!Copy !req
973. Show yourself!Copy !req
974. Hey!Copy !req
975. Ha, ha!Copy !req
976. I'm alive. Yeah!Copy !req
977. Uh-oh.Copy !req
978. I should've told you I
was fired, I admit it.Copy !req
979. But I didn't want you to worry.Copy !req
980. You didn't want me to worry?Copy !req
981. We're running for our lives
through some godforsaken jungle.Copy !req
982. You keep trying to pick a fight,
but I'm just happy you're alive.Copy !req
983. I know you're there,
Little Miss Disappear.Copy !req
984. You can't hide from me.Copy !req
985. - There you are.
- Hey!Copy !req
986. Don't touch my sister!Copy !req
987. - How are you doing that?
- I don't know!Copy !req
988. Whatever you do, don't stop!Copy !req
989. Mom! Dad! Hey!Copy !req
990. Kids.Copy !req
991. - You're all right.
- You're all right.Copy !req
992. - We were so worried.
- I thought I'd never see you again.Copy !req
993. I love you.Copy !req
994. - Wow.
- Whoa.Copy !req
995. Time out!Copy !req
996. What have we here?
Matching uniforms?Copy !req
997. Oh, no! Elastigirl?Copy !req
998. You married Elastigirl?
Whoa!Copy !req
999. And got busy!Copy !req
1000. It's a whole family of supers.
Looks like I've hit the jackpot!Copy !req
1001. Oh, this is just too good!Copy !req
1002. - The ship's unique design...
- There were no fatalities...Copy !req
1003. Huh? Huh? Oh, come on!
You gotta admit, this is cool.Copy !req
1004. Just like a movie!
The robot will emerge dramatically,Copy !req
1005. do some damage.
Throngs of screaming people!Copy !req
1006. And just when all hope is lost,
Syndrome will save the day!Copy !req
1007. I'll be a bigger hero
than you ever were!Copy !req
1008. You mean you killed off real heroes
so that you could pretend to be one?Copy !req
1009. Oh, I'm real.
Real enough to defeat you!Copy !req
1010. And I did it without your precious
gifts, your oh-so-special powers.Copy !req
1011. I'll give them heroics.Copy !req
1012. I'll give them the most spectacular
heroics anyone's ever seen!Copy !req
1013. And when I'm old and I've had
my fun, I'll sell my inventionsCopy !req
1014. so that everyone can be superheroes.
Everyone can be super.Copy !req
1015. And when
everyone's superCopy !req
1016. no one will be.Copy !req
1017. Fire at will!Copy !req
1018. It's
overwhelming the tanks.Copy !req
1019. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1020. This is my fault.
I've been a lousy father.Copy !req
1021. Blind to what I have.
So obsessed with being undervaluedCopy !req
1022. - that I undervalued all of you.
- Dad?Copy !req
1023. Shh. Don't interrupt.Copy !req
1024. So caught up in the
past that I...Copy !req
1025. You are my greatest adventure.
And I almost missed it.Copy !req
1026. I swear, I'm gonna get us
out of this safely if I...Copy !req
1027. Well, I think Dad has made
some excellent progress todayCopy !req
1028. but I think it's time
we wind down now.Copy !req
1029. We need to get back
to the mainland.Copy !req
1030. I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in.
Straight ahead.Copy !req
1031. Where are all the guards?Copy !req
1032. Go, go!Copy !req
1033. Hey, every time
they run, you take a shot.Copy !req
1034. This is the right hangar,
but I don't see any jets.Copy !req
1035. - A jet's not fast enough.
- What's faster than a jet?Copy !req
1036. How about a rocket?Copy !req
1037. - Great! I can't fly a rocket.
- You don't have to.Copy !req
1038. Use the coordinates
from the last launch.Copy !req
1039. Wait. I bet Syndrome's
changed the password by now.Copy !req
1040. - How do I get into the computer?
- Say please.Copy !req
1041. - Honey?
- What?Copy !req
1042. - Where is my supersuit?
- What?Copy !req
1043. Where is my supersuit?Copy !req
1044. - I put it away.
- Where?Copy !req
1045. - Why do you need to know?
- I need it!Copy !req
1046. Don't you think about
running off doing no derrin'-do.Copy !req
1047. We've been planning this
dinner for two months!Copy !req
1048. - The public is in danger!
- My evening's in danger!Copy !req
1049. Tell me where my suit is, woman!
We are talking about the greater good.Copy !req
1050. "Greater good"?
I am your wife!Copy !req
1051. I'm the greatest good
you are ever gonna get!Copy !req
1052. Run!Copy !req
1053. My baby!Copy !req
1054. - The supers have returned!
- Is that Fironic?Copy !req
1055. - Fironic?
- No, Fironic has a different outfit.Copy !req
1056. No, no, I'm a new superhero!
I'm Syndrome!Copy !req
1057. All right, stand back.Copy !req
1058. Someone needs to teach this
hunk of metal a few manners.Copy !req
1059. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1060. - Are we there yet?
- We get there when we get there.Copy !req
1061. How you doing, honey?Copy !req
1062. Do I have to answer?Copy !req
1063. Kids, strap yourselves
down like I told you.Copy !req
1064. Here we go, honey.Copy !req
1065. Ready, Violet?Copy !req
1066. Ready? Now!Copy !req
1067. This is gonna be rough.Copy !req
1068. Robot's in the financial district.
Which exit?Copy !req
1069. - Traction Avenue.
- That'll take me downtown.Copy !req
1070. - I take Seventh, don't I?
- Don't take Seventh!Copy !req
1071. - Great, we missed it.
- Ask how to get there, I told you.Copy !req
1072. - Traction.
- That'll take me downtown.Copy !req
1073. Get in the right Lane! Signal!Copy !req
1074. - Not Traction!
- You're gonna miss it!Copy !req
1075. Is everybody okay back there?Copy !req
1076. - Super-duper, Dad!
- Let's do that again.Copy !req
1077. Wait here and stay hidden.
I'm going in.Copy !req
1078. While what? I watch helplessly
from the sidelines?Copy !req
1079. - I don't think so.
- I'm asking you to wait with the kids.Copy !req
1080. And I'm telling you not a chance.
You're my husband.Copy !req
1081. I'm with you for
better or worse.Copy !req
1082. I have to do this alone.Copy !req
1083. - What is this to you? Playtime?
- No.Copy !req
1084. - So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
- No!Copy !req
1085. - Then what?
- I'm not...Copy !req
1086. - Not what?
- I'm not strong enough.Copy !req
1087. - This will make you stronger?
- Yes. No!Copy !req
1088. That's what this is?
Some sort of workout?Copy !req
1089. I can't lose you again!Copy !req
1090. I can't. Not again.Copy !req
1091. I'm not strong enough.Copy !req
1092. If we work together,
you won't have to be.Copy !req
1093. I don't know what'll happen.Copy !req
1094. We're superheroes.
What can happen?Copy !req
1095. Vi! Dash! No!Copy !req
1096. Violet?Copy !req
1097. - Dad!
- Go, go!Copy !req
1098. - I'm okay, Mom. Really.
- Stay here, okay?Copy !req
1099. Frozone!Copy !req
1100. Yeah!Copy !req
1101. Bob!Copy !req
1102. Hey!Copy !req
1103. Syndrome's remote!Copy !req
1104. The remote controls the robot!Copy !req
1105. Throw it, throw it!Copy !req
1106. Go long!Copy !req
1107. Got it!Copy !req
1108. Honey, take out its guns!Copy !req
1109. Gotcha!Copy !req
1110. Mom, I've got it!
I've got the remote!Copy !req
1111. A remote? A remote
that controls what?Copy !req
1112. The robot?Copy !req
1113. It's coming back!Copy !req
1114. - That wasn't right.
- Give me that!Copy !req
1115. We can't stop it. The only thing
hard enough to penetrate it isCopy !req
1116. itself.Copy !req
1117. It's getting closer!Copy !req
1118. - It doesn't work!
- Kids!Copy !req
1119. It's not
doing anything.Copy !req
1120. - Try to buy us some time.
- Try the one next to it.Copy !req
1121. Honey!Copy !req
1122. Wait a minute.
Press that button again!Copy !req
1123. No, the other one!
The first one!Copy !req
1124. First button!
Got it!Copy !req
1125. - It's getting closer!
- Look out!Copy !req
1126. - Get out of here!
- We're not going anywhere.Copy !req
1127. - Press the button!
- Not yet!Copy !req
1128. - Helen!
- What are you waiting for?Copy !req
1129. A closer target!
You got one shot!Copy !req
1130. Everybody duck!Copy !req
1131. Hey, Zone.Copy !req
1132. Huh? No!Copy !req
1133. Did you see that?
That's the way to do it.Copy !req
1134. - That's old school.
- Yeah. No school like the old school.Copy !req
1135. - Just like old times. Oh!
- Just like old times.Copy !req
1136. Yeah. Hurt then, too.Copy !req
1137. We've frozen all of
Syndrome's assets.Copy !req
1138. If he even sneezes, we'll be there
with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs.Copy !req
1139. The people of this country
are indebted to you.Copy !req
1140. Does this mean we can
come out of hiding?Copy !req
1141. Let the politicians
figure that one out.Copy !req
1142. I've been asked to assure you we'll
take care of everything else.Copy !req
1143. You did good, Bob.Copy !req
1144. Hi, this is Kari. I have a
question about Jack-Jack...Copy !req
1145. Come on. We're in a limo.Copy !req
1146. Hey, you're wearing
your hair back?Copy !req
1147. - Yeah, I just... Yeah.
- It looks good.Copy !req
1148. - Thanks, Dad.
- That was cool when you threw that car!Copy !req
1149. Not as cool as you
running on water.Copy !req
1150. That was sweet when you snagged
that bad guy with your armCopy !req
1151. and whiplashed him into
the other guy. Sweet!Copy !req
1152. - I'm trying to listen to messages.
- It's me.Copy !req
1153. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird
things are happening.Copy !req
1154. Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm
getting really weirded out!Copy !req
1155. When are you coming back?Copy !req
1156. Aced those guys that
tried to kill us!Copy !req
1157. That was the best vacation ever!
I love our family.Copy !req
1158. I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!Copy !req
1159. Put that down! Stop it!
You need to call me.Copy !req
1160. I need help, Mrs...Copy !req
1161. Bob, listen to this.Copy !req
1162. I'm gonna
call the police...Copy !req
1163. Hi, this is Kari.Copy !req
1164. Sorry for freaking out, but
your baby has special needs.Copy !req
1165. Thanks for sending
a replacement.Copy !req
1166. I didn't call a replacement.Copy !req
1167. Shh. The baby is sleeping.Copy !req
1168. You took away my future.Copy !req
1169. I'm simply returning the favor.
Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor.Copy !req
1170. Supportive, encouraging.
Everything you weren't.Copy !req
1171. And in time, who knows, he
might make a good sidekick.Copy !req
1172. He's getting away, Bob!
We have to do something now.Copy !req
1173. What's happening?Copy !req
1174. - Stop him! Throw something!
- I might hit Jack-Jack.Copy !req
1175. Throw me.Copy !req
1176. Bob, throw me!Copy !req
1177. No!Copy !req
1178. This isn't the end of it!
I will get your son, eventually.Copy !req
1179. I'll get your son!Copy !req
1180. Oh, no.Copy !req
1181. Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down.
Mommy's got you.Copy !req
1182. Everything is all right.Copy !req
1183. That's my girl.Copy !req
1184. Does this mean we
have to move again?Copy !req
1185. Oh, man.Copy !req
1186. That was totally wicked!Copy !req
1187. Do we have to have cheerleaders
at the track meet?Copy !req
1188. - What is that all about?
- I always thought it was more...Copy !req
1189. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1190. - You're, uh, Violet, right?
- That's me.Copy !req
1191. - See you, Vi.
- You look different.Copy !req
1192. I feel different.
Is different okay?Copy !req
1193. Hey, different is... Different is great.Copy !req
1194. Would you...Copy !req
1195. - Yeah?
- Do you think maybe...Copy !req
1196. - you and I...
- Yeah?Copy !req
1197. - Do you...
- Shh.Copy !req
1198. I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn.
Okay?Copy !req
1199. A movie.
There you go. Yeah.Copy !req
1200. - Wait, so Friday?
- Friday.Copy !req
1201. - Go, Dash, go.
- Run!Copy !req
1202. Come on, run!
Pick up the pace.Copy !req
1203. Run!Copy !req
1204. Pull back, pull back!Copy !req
1205. Pace it. Slow down
just a little bit.Copy !req
1206. - Make it close!
- Second.Copy !req
1207. Close
second, yeah!Copy !req
1208. That's my boy!Copy !req
1209. Dash, I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1210. I didn't know what the
heck you wanted me to do.Copy !req
1211. Behold the Underminer!Copy !req
1212. I am
always beneath you,Copy !req
1213. but nothing is beneath me!Copy !req
1214. I hereby declare
war on peace and happiness!Copy !req
1215. Soon all will tremble before me!Copy !req