1. - Ladies and
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3. - Yes, I have been rough.
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4. And you know I'm also tough.
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5. I'm bad and sometimes
I get very mad.
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6. I've been known to be mean,
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7. but right now y'all
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9. Now I see a lot of lovely
people in this house tonight.
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10. Look at this big fat man.
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11. My my my my girls look
what y'all could get
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12. if you was lucky.
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13. Well I say one thing,
he can lay heavy
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16. you may not know I'm in there,
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know I'm on there.
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18. I see this big
fat lady with him.
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19. My my my my my,
young lady you've got
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lil skinny girls got.
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22. Is that your husband?
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23. Ain't that a damn shame?
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24. You need a little
skinny man, baby.
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25. You and that man get
in the bed together
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26. and try to do y'all thing
would be a mission impossible.
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bathtub told the toilet stool
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29. but I don't have to
take all that shit.
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30. Young lady went out with her
boyfriend the other night,
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with her and pulled out
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pencil-dick,
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35. Pistol-Peter son of a gun.
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36. Says I tell you what
I will do for you.
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do nothing for me
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39. said I'll give you $50
if you can hurt me.
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40. He screwed her three
times and hit her
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fuckers in this house tonight.
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it, look over here.
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44. Baby
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this motion picture from runnin.
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a turtleneck sweater.
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47. I had a brother
look just like you,
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49. and his lips beat him to death.
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50. My my my, that's what
I call stretching
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51. a good thing a bit too far.
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52. Two soldiers went to Vietnam,
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53. a black soldier and a white
soldier, can you dig it?
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54. And they come all
the way back home,
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55. and the people in
Louisiana said we gonna
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that y'all want.
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57. They looked at the
white soldier and said,
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59. He said, well I'll tell
you all what I want.
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60. I want me $10,000 and a
Lincoln Continental to drive.
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61. They said, we gonna
get that for you.
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62. Then they looked at the
brother, they said brother,
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63. what would you like?
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64. The brother said, well
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65. y'all can give me
a dollar and a half
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66. from the head of my
ding-a-ling down to my balls.
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67. They said brother, brother,
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68. don't you want no
more than that?
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69. He said, no that's all I want.
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70. So he pulled it out
and they put a dollar
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71. and a half at the head of it.
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72. Then they put another
dollar and a half on it,
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73. and another dollar and a half,
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74. another dollar and a half,
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75. and another dollar and a half.
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76. And one of those fellas
looked at him and said,
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77. nigga, where is your balls at?
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79. Young lady took her boyfriend
out with her the other night.
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80. You know?
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81. She got into bed with him,
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82. and baby he did his thang before
he could get on top of her.
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83. And he looked at her and said,
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and fix me some food.
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kitchen and brought him
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a bowl of carrots.
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87. He looked at her and said,
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you bring me these
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90. She looked at him,
said, mother fucker
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91. you fuck like a rabbit,
you might as well
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93. - Dolemite you might
come like a rabbit yourself.
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94. - Now this is what
I call a nigga
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95. that always wanna
get in the show.
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96. This is the kinda nigga
that'll fart in a bathtub
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97. and turn around and
bite the bubble.
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98. Ladies and gentlemen
tonight has been a pleasure.
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99. Thank you for letting
us be ourselves.
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100. I ain't lying!
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101. - Dolemite
ladies and gentlemen!
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102. - You really came at a bad time.
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103. I'm very very busy.
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104. Relax, take off your thangs,
and I'll see you later.
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105. - I've invited you
all here to inform you
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106. that the money drive
that was planned
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107. six months ago by our
planning committee,
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108. to purchase a new boys home,
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109. has been called abruptly closed.
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110. But along with the bad news,
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111. there's always good news.
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112. I'm going to allow the man
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113. that's caused all
of this to happen.
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114. Your friend and mine,
brother Dolemite.
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115. - Thank you.
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116. I'm so glad you could come.
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117. As you know I've been
having a lot of hard knocks.
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118. And a lot of trials
and tribulations.
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119. And I've had a lot of success.
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120. And I think it's a shame
for anyone successful
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121. not to share it with others.
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122. So today I'm doing
something that I wanted
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123. to do for a long time.
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124. I'm giving my home
and its entirety
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125. to the gentleman that started
the drive for the boys home.
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126. Let us now talk to some of
our distinguished guests.
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127. Alright let's get
this shit over,
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128. I ain't got all day.
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129. - Dolemite.
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130. You're worth every
damn cent I pay you.
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131. - Jethro, stop the car.
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132. - What is it now, Ma?
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133. - Look yonder, something's
going on up there
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134. in that big house.
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135. - You're right something
is going on up there.
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136. Them people up there's
having a party.
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137. - Goddamn Jethro
them ain't no people.
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138. Them's niggers.
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139. - Well by god you're right
mom them's is niggers.
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140. Well they gotta be niggers
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141. because it ain't
Halloween is it?
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142. - Come on Jethro, step on it.
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143. - Well where we gonna go?
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144. - We'll go and find a sheriff.
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145. We gotta tell em, he
gotta know about this.
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146. - You're right.
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147. - Oh.
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148. - Alright, alright I
owe you 30 minutes.
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149. - Wake up Sheriff,
it's an emergency!
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150. - Put your hands up!
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151. - Don't shoot Sheriff.
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152. It's me, Charlie.
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153. - What in the hell's the
matter with you Charlie?
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154. - Well I'm sorry Sheriff, but
there's been trouble brewing.
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155. - Trouble?
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156. You gotta be wrong Charlie.
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157. We don't allow none
of that around here.
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158. - Yeah, well the one's
who's causing the trouble
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159. must not know that.
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160. They's niggers.
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161. - Niggers?
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162. Where?
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163. - You know that big house
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165. - That fancy nigger's house?
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166. - Yeah.
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167. Well there's a bunch
more niggers up there.
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168. - You fooling me boy?
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169. - Nah, I just talked
to Jethro Goodlowe.
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170. Said there's a whole
bunch of them up there
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171. just carrying on
something awful.
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172. - That does it Charlie.
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173. That does it!
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174. You round up some of the men.
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175. Ain't gonna be no niggers
left up on that hill
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176. when we get through with them!
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177. - This mother fucker
had a heart attack.
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178. - Ah man, come on Bo.
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179. - Hey hold up everybody.
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180. Looks like trouble coming.
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181. That's the Sheriff's car.
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182. - Ah man I wonder what
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183. - I don't know but
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185. - Alright you men.
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186. When we get up there,
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187. I want you men to
spin around that house
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189. Shoot to kill if you have to.
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190. Now come on, let's go.
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191. - Man we better
go warn everybody.
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192. Alright everybody listen!
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193. Now the sheriff is coming he's
got a lot of men with him.
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194. - Everybody keep calm!
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195. - Back in the hole!
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196. Over here!
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197. - Move, move, move.
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198. Go, go, go.
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199. - Alright, all you
niggers put your hands
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200. on top of your nappy heads.
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201. Who's in charge here boy?
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202. - Sheriff what are you doing?
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203. Now you know we
ain't done nothing.
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204. - I'll ask the questions,
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206. - Look Sheriff, ain't
no boys around here.
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207. Just men, you dig?
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208. - Just say the word Sheriff.
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209. - Well.
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black thing over here
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211. can tell me who's the
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213. How about it, uh,
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214. honey child?
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215. I've always wanted one,
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216. a little piece of nigger tail.
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217. Ah!
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218. - You lousy son of a bitch!
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219. - Miss Benton?
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220. - Charlie?
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221. - He made me do it!
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222. - Bitch, are you for real?
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223. - You ain't no wife of mine.
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224. Kill em Charlie.
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225. I said kill em Charlie!
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226. - No Charlie!
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227. - So y'all don't
believe I jumped, huh?
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228. So watch this good shit!
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229. - Fine bunch of friends are you,
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230. you niggas take off and
leave me on top of that hill!
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231. - Oh Dolemite, we
was gonna wait.
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232. - Like a snowball in hell.
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233. That mother fucker
caught me in the bed
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234. with his wife, now he
wanna try to take my life.
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235. Bo step on it, and
step on it quick.
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236. Burn some rubber cause we gonna
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238. Drive nigga! Drive!
Drive nigga! Drive!
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239. Nigga drive, drive!
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240. You ain't driving, put
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241. Drive!
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242. Drive nigga! Drive!
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243. Bo.
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sopping mother fucker,
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248. Bo, back the car up that hill,
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249. and as soon as I say let it go
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250. let the mother fucker go!
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251. Let the mother fucker go!
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252. I'll stop this
long-haired sea-sapping
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254. Cause he just wanna
follow me anyhow.
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255. He think he's bad and
he ain't got no class,
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258. Why you niggas is running,
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259. we got a lot of running to do
cause we going to California.
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260. - Hey Bo.
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261. Come on man, we
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262. - Watch out for snakes up there.
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bite me on my leg
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266. - I'd suck out the
poison Dolemite.
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267. - Well Bo?
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268. If a snake was to bite me on
my ass, what would you do?
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269. - [Bo] Dolemite, I guess
you'd be a dead mother fucker.
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270. - I am tired.
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272. I got to have me some shoes
or a ride or something.
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273. - Hell Dolemite, how in the hell
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275. - Hitchhike that's
all, we can hitchhike.
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276. - You know damn well
there ain't none
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277. of these honkys gonna pick up
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278. four niggas out here in
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279. You know better than that shit.
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280. - I'm gonna get a ride,
I can get us a ride.
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281. - And how the hell you
gonna get us a ride man?
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282. - If you can get us a ride...
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283. The first car that
comes by, you stop it,
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284. and we gonna take
the mother fucker,
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285. can you dig it?
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286. Let's go over the
hill and hide fellas.
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287. - You want a ride honey?
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288. - Yeah, uh, my car broke
down up the road and uh...
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289. - Well I'll tell
you what I'll do.
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290. I'll give you a ride for a ride.
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291. Huh?
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293. - Move over motherfucker.
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294. And don't say a fucking word.
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295. - By the way, where we going?
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296. - We are taking your car and you
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can you dig it?
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298. - California?
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299. - You heard it, sweet tea.
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300. - My my, I'd never
thought anybody kidnap me.
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301. Plus take me to California.
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302. This must be my lucky day.
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303. Dreams do come true!
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304. - Boy oh boy, good
shoes for my feet.
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305. Now I can go and get me
something sweet to eat.
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306. Dough.
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307. Why don't you watch
the fuel, man?
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station and gas up.
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309. There's one right over there.
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310. - Sir, I've gotta
use the bathroom.
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311. - Alright, I'm gonna
let you use it,
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312. but you had best
not try any shit.
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313. - I'm glad you
stopping at this station man
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314. cause I got to pee.
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315. - [Bo] Me too.
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316. - Get out!
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317. Ah!
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318. This is for ladies.
This is for ladies!
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319. - What do you think this is for?
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320. - This is
for ladies, get out!
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321. - Yes Queen Bee
that's how it was.
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322. I had to off me a motherfucker.
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323. So me and the boys is on
the run to California,
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324. can you dig it?
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325. - So you had
to do whatever, huh?
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326. That's how it goes sometimes.
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327. Well Dolemite this is me,
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328. and you know you're
welcome to come here
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330. You know what?
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331. You couldn't have
come at a better time
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332. cause the club is jumping,
we're doing great.
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333. By the way, Hurricane
Annie been worrying
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334. the hell out of me about you.
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335. The way you blew Annie's mind,
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336. baby you must be
a human tornado.
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337. - Okay Queen Bee.
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338. Don't tell her I'm coming.
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339. When I get there
I'm gonna make her
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340. think I'm a human tornado.
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341. I'll see you in a few days baby.
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342. - Good evening everybody
and welcome to Queen Bee's.
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343. Ladies and gentlemen
my name is Jimmy Lynch
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344. and I am your local manager,
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345. bartender, and MC.
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346. Ladies and gentlemen with a
great big round of applause.
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347. Introducing the star
I'm presenting to others
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348. Xavier Chapman and his company.
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349. - Hello?
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350. - Hello?
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351. - Hello Joe, this is Vince.
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352. - Oh Vince, how are you?
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353. Hey how's Florida, huh?
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354. - Oh, Florida's fine,
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355. Uh, I don't like your receipts kid.
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356. What are you running down there,
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358. - Now look, look boss.
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359. Look you see, if this damn
broad down the street,
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360. you know Queen Bee boss.
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361. She's competition
this Queen Bee.
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362. - It's Queen Bee, Queen Bee,
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363. you've been telling me about
Queen Bee for months now Joe.
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364. Uh, Joe, you're into
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366. and now they are after me.
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367. - Hey Vince, Vince, listen
to me will ya?
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368. I swear it's all gonna
be taken care of.
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369. Just gimme a little more time.
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370. - Boss has something
he wants to say.
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371. - Now look boys, we
ain't doing so good.
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372. And my people are mad at me.
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373. Now with Queen Bee's club
taking in all the business,
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like a funeral parlor.
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375. And my backers in Florida
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377. And this kinda
pressure I don't need.
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378. Now something's gotta
be done about it, right?
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379. Okay, now Carl here is gonna
act as my enforcer.
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380. Now I want Queen
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381. - Jimmy baby.
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382. - Yeah, Queen?
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383. - Oh, we!
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387. You know why?
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388. - Why's that Ma, what is it?
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389. - Java's really packing them in.
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390. I should have had her
here a long time ago.
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391. - Right on baby.
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392. And you know I haven't
seen this many niggas
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393. in here since Dolemite was here.
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tonight was heavy.
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395. If I was you I'd hold
on for a couple weeks.
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396. - I heard that.
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397. - Yes sir!
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398. - Thank God we don't have to
see this place until tomorrow.
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399. Girl my feet are hurting.
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402. - Oh, fix me a drink baby.
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a bonus with your check.
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407. - That's what I like to hear.
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408. - Here baby.
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looked and the way
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411. You can go anywhere
you want with me.
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412. - Now what about
your lady over here?
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413. - Oh excuse me,
I made a mistake.
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414. - That's okay, lemme
give you a hand okay?
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416. - What kinda shit is this?
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417. - Everybody freeze!
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418. - You the hard-hitting
lady owner?
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420. The boss wants you to learn.
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421. - Queen!
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423. - Come on let's get outta here.
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425. - Let's go!
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426. - Hello.
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427. - Yeah boss, we got him.
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428. We didn't get that
Jackson creep,
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430. - Good.
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431. Nice work Carl.
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432. - Hello?
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433. - This is Cavaletti.
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that joint of yours down
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never seem em again.
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438. - Hello? Hello?
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439. Motherfucker hung up.
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440. - What the fuck is this?
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441. - What have we here?
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443. - This place gives
me the creeps.
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this place to come here.
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446. - He likes the old lady.
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pretty broads.
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449. - My little pretty.
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450. Oh you like that.
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451. My boy says hey.
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452. - I hope
these girls in California
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453. are as good as this apple.
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454. Boys.
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455. This is Los Angeles, California.
Copy !req
456. - California, oh this
is where the stars are.
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457. - I said boys.
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458. Dough gimme a little money.
Copy !req
459. Here's 97 dollars.
Copy !req
460. Thanks for the use of your car,
Copy !req
461. and the trouble we caused you.
Copy !req
462. - I'll take your money, but you
didn't cause me any trouble.
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463. I've always wanted to
come to California.
Copy !req
464. By the looks of the
things out here,
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465. someone's gonna have to
kidnap me to take me back.
Copy !req
466. - Dough, call us a cab.
Copy !req
467. - Hey taxi!
Copy !req
468. - Damn, what the
hell happened here?
Copy !req
469. - Yeah, the club should
be open, shouldn't it?
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470. - Whatever happened,
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471. somebody better have a
damn good excuse for it.
Copy !req
472. Let's make it out to
Queen Bee's house.
Copy !req
473. - Hey, hey, where you going?
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474. Ain't nobody home.
Copy !req
475. - Well where's everybody at?
Copy !req
476. - Don't know, I ain't
seen nobody all day.
Copy !req
477. - Fellas let's go into town
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478. and check out some of the clubs.
Copy !req
479. I'm sure someone there
can tell us something.
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480. Let's make it.
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481. - I thought by now we
could have done found.
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482. Hurricane Annie.
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483. Shit!
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484. - Good evening
ladies and gentlemen,
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485. my name is Fletcher
Weatherspoon.
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486. I am your MC for the evening.
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487. Club Sahara proudly presents
for your listening pleasure,
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488. all the way from South America,
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489. the very beautiful and
talented Jeanie Lavell.
Copy !req
490. Give it to her
ladies and gentlemen.
Copy !req
491. - Good evening gentlemen.
Copy !req
492. Welcome to Sahara Club.
Copy !req
493. May I help you sir?
Copy !req
494. - Yes brotherman
you can help us.
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495. I'm looking for
some information.
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496. - Oh?
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497. Ha, with that
kinda money brother
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498. you can get all the
information you want.
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499. - I'm looking for a young
lady used to work here
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500. by the name of Hurricane Annie.
Copy !req
501. - Oh yes, Hurricane.
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502. The gentleman right over
there in the beige suit
Copy !req
503. will be able to help you sir.
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504. - Good evening brother
man, I'm Dolemite.
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505. - Ah Dolemite, hey I
heard a lot about you.
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506. How you doing?
Copy !req
507. - Very good.
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508. I'm looking for a
young lady by the name
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509. of Hurricane Annie.
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510. And I hear that you may be able
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511. to give me some
information on her.
Copy !req
512. - Oh yeah, Hurricane?
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513. That's one of my pride dancers.
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514. She's working over at
the Bonanza Club on 73rd.
Copy !req
515. - How about that?
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516. Come on everybody,
Hurricane Annie.
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517. Let's give her a great big hand.
Copy !req
518. Come on and make her happy
everybody, Hurricane...
Copy !req
519. - Don't put your hat on in here.
Copy !req
520. - You must think I'm stupid man.
Copy !req
521. - Can I serve you sir?
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522. - I am looking for
Hurricane Annie.
Copy !req
523. - Hurricane Annie has
just finished her act.
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524. And she's gone to
change her clothes.
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525. If you'll come in and be seated,
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526. I'll have her come
over to the table.
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527. Follow me please.
Copy !req
528. - Let's have a great big
hand for Miss Patti Williams!
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529. - Dolemite!
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530. I don't believe it.
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531. On, baby.
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532. - How you been Annie?
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533. - Why you leave town
without telling me
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534. where you were going?
Copy !req
535. - Listen Annie, I want you
to meet three of my friends.
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536. This is Dough, Bo, and Jimmy.
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537. - What's happening.
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538. - Meet the Hurricane Annie.
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539. - Well
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540. how long you gonna be in town?
Copy !req
541. - Annie, Queen Bee told
me to come at once.
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542. I went by the club
and it's closed.
Copy !req
543. - Queen's place closed?
Copy !req
544. Well that's news to me.
Copy !req
545. Did you try her house?
Copy !req
546. - Yes, and nothing.
Copy !req
547. - That's strange.
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548. I got a hunch.
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549. This is Cavaletti's place.
Copy !req
550. Getting rich on
niggas and dumb honky.
Copy !req
551. And I bet you 10-to-1 Queen
and her girls is in there.
Copy !req
552. - You think they in there?
Copy !req
553. Well let's go baby.
Copy !req
554. - Well good evening and welcome
to Cavaletti's 20 Grand.
Copy !req
555. - Waitress would you
please give this to
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556. the piano player?
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557. - Alright, how about that,
the Ben Taylor Trio!
Copy !req
558. Alright.
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559. Too much.
Copy !req
560. The Ben Taylor Trio.
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561. - Annie.
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562. It's you baby, it's you.
Copy !req
563. - Ben, what it is?
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564. - Where you been I
ain't seen you lately?
Copy !req
565. - Oh I've been here
and there, you know?
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566. Ben I want you to meet
a good friend of mine,
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567. Dolemite, Ben.
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568. The best singer the
world has ever known.
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569. - Ben, the pleasure is mine.
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570. - Dolemite.
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571. You know I've heard quite
a bit about you man.
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572. Quite a bit.
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573. - I hope the things
that you've heard
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574. have been good things brother.
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575. - Nothing but.
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576. - Ben, we're looking for Queen.
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577. We understand she's in a jam.
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578. You know where she is?
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579. - You know this job
doesn't pay me to talk.
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580. It pays me to sing.
Copy !req
581. Annie you know that.
Copy !req
582. - Give it to me.
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583. - Keep your eyes open she's
floating around here somewhere.
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584. I gotta go, I got a show to do.
Copy !req
585. - Okay, Ben.
Copy !req
586. - Yeah, that's it.
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587. - There goes Queen now.
Copy !req
588. Come on let's go talk to her.
Copy !req
589. - Hi.
Copy !req
590. - Queen what's happening?
Copy !req
591. What in the world are you
doing in a joint like this?
Copy !req
592. - Honey shit done got heavy.
Copy !req
593. Cavaletti sent some
of his apes down.
Copy !req
594. Beat me like a dog.
Copy !req
595. And kidnapped TC and Java.
Copy !req
596. - Kidnapped em, what you mean?
Copy !req
597. - Kidnap em, and forced us
to come and work for him.
Copy !req
598. And said that if I didn't
come and work for him,
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599. he'd kill em.
Copy !req
600. - Cavaletti must
be nuts to think
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601. he can get away with
some shit like that.
Copy !req
602. Who the hell does
he think he is?
Copy !req
603. - That's what I wanna know.
Copy !req
604. He must think he is
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605. the new Godfather
or some kinda shit.
Copy !req
606. - He's pissed cause I was
making more money than he was.
Copy !req
607. Here he come now, look.
Copy !req
608. - Your ice is melting Queenie.
Copy !req
609. What's with the chatter?
Copy !req
610. - They were just
some friends of mine,
Copy !req
611. and they was looking
for somebody.
Copy !req
612. - Friends, huh?
Copy !req
613. Now look sweetie.
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614. Since you work for us, you
can't have any friends.
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615. Now get back to work.
Copy !req
616. Well folks, I want you to know
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617. the next act is about to start.
Copy !req
618. I want you to catch it.
Copy !req
619. You'll love it.
Copy !req
620. - I'd take care of
you now sweetheart,
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621. but I have other things to do.
Copy !req
622. But don't worry
I'll be back later.
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623. Yeah.
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624. - Java, what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
625. - I don't know girl.
Copy !req
626. But whatever it is,
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627. it's gotta be quick.
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628. This is sick.
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629. - Dolemite, I've been
waiting for you so long.
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630. - Baby, good things
come to those who wait.
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631. - I see you didn't
keep your promise.
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632. Just look at you.
Copy !req
633. - But baby I've been busy.
Copy !req
634. - Not too busy to eat I see.
Copy !req
635. I want to make yourself
real comfortable.
Copy !req
636. Cause I got something
I want you to do.
Copy !req
637. - Damn baby, I got some shit
Copy !req
638. we can do better than this.
Copy !req
639. - We checked your mugshot
against our file, Sheriff.
Copy !req
640. We don't have a thing on him.
Copy !req
641. - I could tell he's
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642. in these parts.
Copy !req
643. I'm gonna find that nigger
Copy !req
644. if it's the last thing I do.
Copy !req
645. - Well good luck to you.
Copy !req
646. We'll do everything
we can to help you.
Copy !req
647. - I appreciate that
Copy !req
648. very much.
Copy !req
649. - Oh by the way Sheriff.
Copy !req
650. What do you want him for?
Copy !req
651. - He murdered my wife.
Copy !req
652. - I'm sorry.
Copy !req
653. I'll put my best man on it.
Copy !req
654. - Detective Pete Blakeley here.
Copy !req
655. - Blakeley, it's Ryan.
Copy !req
656. I've got a special
assignment for you.
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657. - I've got one too captain,
Copy !req
658. it's just about to
slip through my hands.
Copy !req
659. Now look, my vacation just
started two hours ago.
Copy !req
660. - I know Pete.
Copy !req
661. And I am sorry,
Copy !req
662. but this is serious.
Copy !req
663. Maybe a promotion.
Copy !req
664. - How serious?
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665. - It's a 187.
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666. - Have you got an ID captain?
Copy !req
667. - Yes.
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668. Male negro
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669. 200 pounds, six foot,
Copy !req
670. may be a scar on
his left shoulder.
Copy !req
671. We do have a mugshot.
Copy !req
672. - Oh that's just great.
Copy !req
673. But do you have a name or an ID?
Copy !req
674. - Yes, he goes by the name of
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675. Dolemite.
Copy !req
676. - It looks like nobody can
help him-.
Copy !req
677. They just wished he was new
Copy !req
678. and wish he was a girl.
Copy !req
679. - Well, I think I know
what we got to do.
Copy !req
680. Queen Bee we got to get TC
and Alice away from Cavaletti.
Copy !req
681. - Well this is a big city.
Copy !req
682. Where do we start?
Copy !req
683. - That's easy.
Copy !req
684. We find Cavaletti and
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685. make him tell us where they are.
Copy !req
686. - Oh no, it's not that easy.
Copy !req
687. Everywhere that Joe goes
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688. he has his army with him.
Copy !req
689. - Oh baby, armies can
come large or small
Copy !req
690. but we're known for kicking ass
Copy !req
691. and we can handle em all.
Copy !req
692. - Hello?
Copy !req
693. - Queen, stop what
you're doing this minute.
Copy !req
694. Cavaletti wants you
and your bitches
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695. over here within the hour.
Copy !req
696. - Oh just a second please.
Copy !req
697. This is from Joe.
Copy !req
698. Pick up on the other phone.
Copy !req
699. Would you tell Joe
Copy !req
700. that all the girls
are on their monthly.
Copy !req
701. And they will not be able
Copy !req
702. to be over there tonight.
Copy !req
703. - Now you listen to me Queen.
Copy !req
704. - What's the matter now?
Copy !req
705. - She ain't coming.
Copy !req
706. - What do you mean
she's not coming?
Copy !req
707. Gimme that phone.
Copy !req
708. Queen Bee, you better
get your ass over here
Copy !req
709. and I mean on the double.
Copy !req
710. - Under one condition.
Copy !req
711. That you turn my girls loose.
Copy !req
712. - Look Bee, you're in no
position to bargain with me.
Copy !req
713. Now you get your
hot ass over here,
Copy !req
714. or I'll massacre
those black bitches.
Copy !req
715. I'll give you just one hour.
Copy !req
716. - Why you rat-soup
eating motherfucker!
Copy !req
717. - I guess you heard all of that.
Copy !req
718. - That's all I needed to know.
Copy !req
719. That the girls are still alive.
Copy !req
720. Now I can work with that
cranny-dodging motherfucker.
Copy !req
721. So here's what we do.
Copy !req
722. - Brother QB what's happening?
Copy !req
723. - I wanna talk to you man.
Copy !req
724. - Oh I don't have time
fellas, I got a lot to do.
Copy !req
725. I'll talk to you later.
Copy !req
726. - Later on will be too late man,
Copy !req
727. we need to rap right now.
Copy !req
728. - That's right brother
man, right now.
Copy !req
729. - Oh some heavy shit, huh?
Copy !req
730. - Dig it.
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731. - Okay, sock it to me.
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732. Cavaletti's men blew away
my brother this morning.
Copy !req
733. - Oh no, you mean Jeff is dead?
Copy !req
734. - That's why we come to you man.
Copy !req
735. We need your help.
Copy !req
736. - Okay I'll tell you
what we'll get together
Copy !req
737. this afternoon and see what
we can map out, alright?
Copy !req
738. - Say look here,
I got information
Copy !req
739. on a house in Pasadena man,
Copy !req
740. where the motherfuckers
torture people.
Copy !req
741. - A torture chamber?
Copy !req
742. Goddamn I haven't heard of
no shit like that in years.
Copy !req
743. Listen, did you get
any information on
Copy !req
744. the guys that laid
your brother away?
Copy !req
745. - Yeah.
Copy !req
746. The motherfuckers was black.
Copy !req
747. - Yeah, brothers.
Copy !req
748. - Mannix, what's new
on the Sheriff case?
Copy !req
749. - Well I gotta see
some mugshots Chief.
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750. - It's in the Dolemite file,
Copy !req
751. you've got everything we have.
Copy !req
752. - The Sheriff's case
is nothing compared
Copy !req
753. to what I've come up with.
Copy !req
754. Another 187.
Copy !req
755. This time the finger points to.
Copy !req
756. Mr. Cavaletti.
Copy !req
757. - Cavaletti?
- That's right.
Copy !req
758. - Do you have grounds?
Copy !req
759. - Well sir we share some
brotherly information.
Copy !req
760. - Good.
Copy !req
761. Gimme the information
and I'll assign
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762. somebody else to the case.
Copy !req
763. I don't want you biting
off more than you can chew.
Copy !req
764. You concentrate on
the Sheriff case.
Copy !req
765. Get Dolemite.
Copy !req
766. - You mean you're
assigning me to help
Copy !req
767. some hokey Sheriff
solve a murder case
Copy !req
768. which we know nothing about?
Copy !req
769. And for two years, I've
tried to nail Joe Cavaletti.
Copy !req
770. And finally I get this
asshole by his balls,
Copy !req
771. and you wanna assign
somebody else to the case?
Copy !req
772. - Now dammit Pete.
Copy !req
773. You will do as you're told.
Copy !req
774. - Good.
Copy !req
775. I remember the other day
I was told my vacation
Copy !req
776. started today,
and I'm taking it.
Copy !req
777. - Son of a bitch.
Copy !req
778. - What brings you
this way my friend?
Copy !req
779. - I've got news for ya.
Copy !req
780. - How you know I'm
looking for needles?
Copy !req
781. - I heard through the
grapevine that you
Copy !req
782. were trying to get Queen's girls
Copy !req
783. back from Cavaletti, right?
Copy !req
784. - So?
Copy !req
785. - I got some real strong info
from some friends of mine.
Copy !req
786. - So let's have it.
Copy !req
787. - Info like that
don't grow on trees.
Copy !req
788. It costs money you know.
Copy !req
789. I got a sick aunt.
Copy !req
790. - Hold it.
Copy !req
791. Information first.
Copy !req
792. - Well Cavaletti's got
this house in Pasadena.
Copy !req
793. It's a real chamber of horrors.
Copy !req
794. Like he really fucks
people up over there man.
Copy !req
795. - Where's it at?
Copy !req
796. - I haven't found that out yet.
Copy !req
797. - Well how do you find out?
Copy !req
798. - If somebody was to get
Cavaletti's main woman,
Copy !req
799. then they might find
out where the house is.
Copy !req
800. - Where does Cavaletti
keep his main woman?
Copy !req
801. - Well
Copy !req
802. Cavaletti usually
keeps her at his pad.
Copy !req
803. She's a nice bitch.
Copy !req
804. I heard that she's a
common freak, you know?
Copy !req
805. A real nymphomaniac.
Copy !req
806. - Where's Cavaletti's house?
Copy !req
807. - In Pasadena baby.
Copy !req
808. - May I help you?
Copy !req
809. - Yes, is this the
Cavaletti's residence?
Copy !req
810. - Yes, it is.
Copy !req
811. What can I do for you?
Copy !req
812. - My card first, Madame.
Copy !req
813. - Frank Huck
Delmonico NcAdeemus?
Copy !req
814. - Yes.
Copy !req
815. Are you Mrs. Cavaletti?
Copy !req
816. - Yes, I am.
Copy !req
817. - Mrs. Cavaletti
Copy !req
818. I am a connoisseur of the rarest
Copy !req
819. most interesting nude studies.
Copy !req
820. - I am not interested.
Copy !req
821. If you'll just...
Copy !req
822. - Ms-Cavaletti, if you
would wait just a moment
Copy !req
823. and gaze upon this
exquisite artwork,
Copy !req
824. I'm sure you'll be interested.
Copy !req
825. Madame.
Copy !req
826. I see you like my work.
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827. Miss?
Copy !req
828. Miss Cavaletti?
Copy !req
829. Mrs. Cavaletti?
Copy !req
830. You do like my work?
Copy !req
831. I've got something
better for you.
Copy !req
832. You'll like it.
Copy !req
833. Big black strong man.
Copy !req
834. Ah. Ah.
Copy !req
835. You'll enjoy it.
Copy !req
836. Miss Cavaletti, Miss Cavaletti?
Copy !req
837. - Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
838. - Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
839. - Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
840. - Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
841. - Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
842. Where, where is Cavaletti
hiding the girls!
Copy !req
843. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
844. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
845. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
846. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
847. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
848. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
849. Where is Cavaletti
hiding my girls?
Copy !req
850. - They're at the
house on the hill
Copy !req
851. in Pasadena.
Copy !req
852. They're at the house on the hill
Copy !req
853. in Pasadena.
Copy !req
854. They're at house on the hill
Copy !req
855. in Pasadena!
Copy !req
856. They're at the house
Copy !req
857. on the hill in Pasadena.
Copy !req
858. - Have a seat.
Copy !req
859. - No thanks.
Copy !req
860. - Some coffee?
Copy !req
861. - No thanks, I've
had my breakfast.
Copy !req
862. I just came here to find out
Copy !req
863. what you got on
that Dolemite boy.
Copy !req
864. It's been a while since
I've heard from you.
Copy !req
865. I wanna know what's happening.
Copy !req
866. - Well when we get something,
Copy !req
867. I'll let you know.
Copy !req
868. I've got my best
man on the case.
Copy !req
869. - He ain't made no
contact with me yet.
Copy !req
870. - Well this particular man
works better by himself.
Copy !req
871. He's my undercover
man for the ghettos.
Copy !req
872. - You mean to tell me you sent
Copy !req
873. a nigger out to
find another nigger?
Copy !req
874. Why that's the most
ridiculous thing
Copy !req
875. I've ever heard of.
Copy !req
876. - Sheriff.
Copy !req
877. We don't have any niggers here.
Copy !req
878. Just damn fine police officers.
Copy !req
879. Some of the best in the country.
Copy !req
880. Now if you can't respect that,
Copy !req
881. and if you can't accept
my choice of assignment,
Copy !req
882. you can get your
ass out that door.
Copy !req
883. And if you don't like that
you can go to the Chief.
Copy !req
884. - I'll do just that Captain.
Copy !req
885. And when I find him, I'll
bring his head to you.
Copy !req
886. Since you love niggers so much.
Copy !req
887. You can mount Dolemite's
head on your mantlepiece.
Copy !req
888. Good day, Captain.
Copy !req
889. - Fuck you.
Copy !req
890. - Sweetheart.
Copy !req
891. Call Queen.
Copy !req
892. Tell her to bring everybody
that works for her
Copy !req
893. to my party tonight.
Copy !req
894. Tell them to be ready at eight.
Copy !req
895. I'll have them picked up.
Copy !req
896. - Hello?
Copy !req
897. - Joe wants you to scrounge
up all the girls you can
Copy !req
898. and bring em over here tonight.
Copy !req
899. We'll send someone after you.
Copy !req
900. - Yes ma'am, we'll be there.
Copy !req
901. - Well.
Copy !req
902. Looks like we've all been
invited to the party.
Copy !req
903. But this time
Copy !req
904. this will be the party
to end all parties.
Copy !req
905. Okay.
Copy !req
906. We know that Cavaletti has
an army compared to us.
Copy !req
907. We're outnumbered in people
Copy !req
908. but not in skill.
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909. Just remember
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910. if anybody come out alive
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911. be sure it be one of us.
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912. Now how did you say this worked?
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913. - Well tonight
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914. is Cavaletti's birthday party.
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915. You'll have all his
big shit friends there.
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916. - So if we get em
all at one time,
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917. it's got to be tonight.
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918. - Has anybody heard
from Dolemite?
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919. - Howard Jackson!
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920. - Is that the bad little nigga
that taught me martial arts?
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921. - In person.
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922. - Lord things is looking better.
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923. - Looking better?
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924. With that little shit?
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925. Well I'll take my dick and
beat his goddamn ass with that.
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926. - We'll see about that brother.
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927. - Did you hear about
the new contract?
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928. - No, what is it?
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929. - It's Queen Bee,
Annie, and Dolemite.
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930. - Who's doing the job?
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931. - Red and Fingers.
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932. - Well that's Wild.
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933. With those three out of the way,
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934. the boss will have no problems.
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935. - Right.
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936. - Okay, we'll be right out.
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937. Alright girls.
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938. Let's get this show on the road.
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939. - We'll see you there.
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940. - We'll wait till
the party starts
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941. then we'll crash it.
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942. - You should have stayed
down there the first time!
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943. - I didn't forget about you.
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944. We'll make it a twosome.
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945. Now don't move
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946. or bye bye.
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947. - No, no.
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948. Please don't kill us.
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949. Please don't kill us, please!
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950. Please no!
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951. - The candle over here!
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952. The candle, the
rope, for God's sake!
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953. Pull me out of the way Dolemite.
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954. Hurry!
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955. - Are you alright Java?
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956. - Oh yeah, thanks
to you Dolemite.
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957. - Don't touch me there's a
live grenade between my legs.
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958. - Be very careful
don't move, don't move.
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959. - He keeps the key over
in his back pocket.
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960. - Java, are you alright?
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961. Mules have kicked me and
didn't even bruise my hide.
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962. Rattlesnakes have bit me
and falled off and died.
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963. Yes, I fought my way in here
cause I'm rough and ready,
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964. so girls let's go and get that
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965. motherfucking Cavaletti.
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966. Hurry.
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967. - Hurry Dolemite.
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968. Let me at em.
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969. - Hello, Captain.
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970. Yeah, it's Pete here.
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971. Yeah, I know about that.
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972. Listen, hold onto your hat
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973. and get a pencil and
pad to take this down.
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974. I got some news here to
make you blow your mind.
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975. Yeah.
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976. Look, not only do
I get Cavaletti,
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977. but the Sheriff
gets his man too.
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978. That's right, Dolemite is
over at Cavaletti's right now.
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979. There's a war going
on between em.
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980. Guess who else is over there?
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981. Red and Fingers, our
two pals from the East
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982. the hitmen.
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983. Remember them?
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984. Right.
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985. What's the address monkey?
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986. - $25, baby.
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987. - I got enough shit on
you to send you down
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988. for 20 years, now
gimme the address.
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989. - Woodland Hills in Pasadena.
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990. - Hey Joe?
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991. Joe?
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992. - Well it's about
time you got here.
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993. Come on put your
things in there,
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994. and come join the party.
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995. - Say white boy, come
out here in the light
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996. cause tonight is the night.
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997. Come out here and you can see
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998. some genuine American
Indian turquoise jewelry.
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999. I got to sell this
shit and sell it quick,
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1000. I got to get outta town.
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1001. Wait a minute white boy
fool, wait a minute.
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1002. I'm selling this shit cheap.
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1003. I'm gonna let you take the
shit off your old lady.
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1004. She might give you
some pussy tonight,
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1005. if you know what to do with it.
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1006. Wait a minute fool,
we'll take this then.
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1007. - Hey everybody.
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1008. Got a special surprise for you.
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1009. Cavaletti just hired a new
man, and he's one of the boys.
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1010. And for this evening's
entertainment,
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1011. he's going to demonstrate to us
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1012. how he became Central America's
champ at nunchuck sticks.
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1013. - Catering service here sir.
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1014. Where do you want this stuff?
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1015. Looks like you're having
a real nice party.
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1016. - Sure am.
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1017. Put the stuff in the kitchen.
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1018. Too bad you wasn't invited boy.
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1019. - Yeah it is.
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1020. - Say baby, let's you
and me go take a swim.
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1021. - I don't have a suit on sugar.
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1022. - Suit? It's a private pool.
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1023. - In that case, what
are we waiting for?
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1024. - Say the young lady that was
with the guy with the glasses
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1025. is she a friend of yours?
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1026. - Oh yes, she's one of my girls.
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1027. - Hey there Momma, what it is?
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1028. - Queen.
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1029. - You got Red.
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1030. I can't believe it.
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1031. Now I have to kill
both of ya's myself.
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1032. Alright ladies this way.
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1033. Come on, move!
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1034. That's far enough.
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1035. Turn around!
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1036. - Wait a minute little
shit, you about to hit me.
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1037. - Look out!
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1038. - You a bad motherfucker
this I can see.
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1039. But it's now time for you
to bring yo ass to me.
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1040. - Look out!
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1041. - Y'all take care of Jimmy.
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1042. I'm gonna get that
motherfucking Cavaletti
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1043. if it is the last thing I do.
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1044. - Jimmy...
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1045. Jimmy.
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1046. - Pack your things, we're
getting out of here fast.
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1047. - What's the matter honey?
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1048. - Don't ask questions dammit,
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1049. just get dressed.
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1050. - Can you hear me?
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1051. It's your brother Bo.
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1052. Talk to me man.
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1053. Jimmy...
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1054. Don't die on me man.
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1055. Come on, now get your shit together.
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1056. Come on now.
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1057. - Bo.
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1058. - He's just playing.
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1059. He's just playing.
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1060. Come on stop acting man, get up.
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1061. - Bo!
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1062. - My brother man.
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1063. My brother.
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1064. - He's gone man.
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1065. - Come on.
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1066. - He's gone.
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1067. - Come on let's go.
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1068. - Going somewhere
Cavaletti, baby?
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1069. - Get outta here.
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1070. - Let me go!
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1071. - Hold it everyone!
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1072. - Police!
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1073. - Freeze everybody, freeze!
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1074. - Nobody move.
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1075. Come here.
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1076. Where's Cavaletti?
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1077. Where is he?
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1078. - Hold it, out, out.
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1079. Out!
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1080. - I got money.
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1081. A lot of money.
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1082. Here.. Here in this bag.
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1083. You can take it,
take all you want.
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1084. Only let me get the
fuck outta here.
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1085. Please.
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1086. - Beg little puppy
you like a big dog.
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1087. Give you a little
bit, and I'd be damned
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1088. if you don't want it all.
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1089. I'll take that money
and I'll use it well
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1090. cause you got a one way
ticket straight to hell.
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1091. Now get in the car and move.
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1092. - No, don't do it!
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1093. Don't do it goddammit!
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1094. - What is it Pete?
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1095. - It's Cavaletti, and he's
about to get his nuts blown off,
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1096. and by your boy Sheriff.
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1097. - Cover em.
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1098. - Oh goodie, son
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1099. you've brought old
momma a customer.
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1100. - You got that right
you decrepit old witch.
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1101. But this time it's him.
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1102. Now move!
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1103. What goes around comes around.
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1104. Now it's yo turn to die
you no business barred
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1105. insecure rat soup
eating motherfucker.
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1106. And if you don't die
you're gonna wish
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1107. to hell you hada.
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1108. - Son of a bitch.
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1109. - Where is Dolemite?
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1110. Where is Dolemite?
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1111. Where is that son of a
bitch named Dolemite?
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1112. Where is he?
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1113. - Sheriff, leave him alone!
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1114. - Son of a bitch!
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1115. Your career is over stud.
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1116. - This motherfucker
think I'm dead,
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1117. but he don't know I
am the Human Tornado.
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