1. Come on, come on over.
Have something to drink with us. Come on, drink with us.
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2. Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
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3. Do you want gold?
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4. Yes.
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5. You are excrement.
You can change yourself into gold.
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6. You broke the looking glass,
now break the stone.
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7. This stone has a soul,
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8. formed by the work of millions of years.
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9. The tarot will teach you
how to create a soul.
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10. To know.
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11. To dare.
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12. To want.
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13. To be silent.
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14. The same force the vulture uses
so siege the ox
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15. is needed by the ox
to receive the vulture.
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16. The fish thinks about his hunger,
Not about the fisherman.
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17. It is the master
who seeks the disciple.
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18. You want to know the secret,
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19. but man can achieve nothing by himself.
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20. To accomplish the alchemical work.
you will have these companions.
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21. They are thieves like you,
But on another level.
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22. They are the most powerful people
on the planet.
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23. Industrialists and politicians.
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24. My name is Fon.
My planet is Venus.
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25. My business is devoted to the comfort
and beauty of the human body.
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26. Beds, mattresses, fabrics
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27. clothing, cosmetics...
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28. My father is the creator
of this empire.
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29. He is deaf, dumb and blind.
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30. Before making a decision
he consults with my mothers mummy.
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31. He puts his hand into her sex.
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32. If it's moist, it's "yes",
If it's dry, it's "no".
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33. These are my wives.
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34. I make love to them
only during working hours.
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35. They begin as workers,
Then I promote them to secretaries.
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36. We know that people want to be loved
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37. not for what they are,
but what they appear to be.
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38. so we have created a line of masks
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39. that have the texture, warmth
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40. and smell of living human beings.
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41. A customer can have any face she wants
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42. Every face is unique and lasts a lifetime
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43. She can wear her artificial face to the grave.
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44. Or make-up department for corpses
eliminates the appearance of death
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45. not only do we beautify cadaverous,
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46. we also equip them with electronic devices.
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47. They can kiss their family goodbye,
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48. participate in their own last rites,
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49. or give a live show.
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50. My mane is Isla.
My planet is Mars.
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51. Every morning I wake up my male secretaries.
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52. I manufacture and sell weapons.
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53. We produce bombers, hydrogen bombs,
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54. rayguns, deadly bacteria,
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55. animatter waves, cancerogenic gases, etc.
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56. We are experimenting a drug
to create delusions of grandeur.
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57. Another drug turns harmless people into wild beasts.
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58. Young generation need arms
with its marches and sittings.
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59. We have psychedelic shotguns,
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60. grenade necklaces,
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61. rock'n'roll weapons,
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62. mystical weapons for Buddhists,
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63. Jews,
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64. and Christians.
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65. My name is Klen.
My planet is Jupiter.
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66. My house.
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67. My wife.
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68. My chauffeur.
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69. My lover.
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70. A thousand a week.
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71. My art factory.
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72. We produce a line of art every season.
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73. We created a love machine.
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74. To make it live, the spectator
has to work with it. Guide it,
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75. receive it, give himself to the act of love.
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76. With this electronic rod
he will rub its mechanical vagina.
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77. The skill of the spectator will determine
the machines ability to reach climax.
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78. My chauffeur is a bad lover,
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79. he didn't know how to satisfy it.
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80. But this woman...
I know her techniques very well.
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81. We'll produce the electronic orgasm.
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82. Frigid!
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83. My name is llamo.
My planet is Saturn..
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84. We manufacture war toys.
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85. Workers needed in the miniature plastic bomb shop.
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86. We have an electronic computer
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87. programmed with the politics of the government.
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88. The government is our client.
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89. We feed the computer data of
coming wars and revolutions.
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90. It tells us what kind of toys to produce.
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91. to condition children from birth.
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92. For example, if the government calculates
that it will be necessary to wage war against Peru
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93. our machine studies Peruvians
and tells us what to do.
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94. We manufacture hyper-sexed brown native vampires,
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95. who can only be destroyed
by a cross the colour of white skin
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96. We create a laxative that induces vomiting,
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97. We name it after the capital of Peru
an tint with the color of the natives.
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98. We started a comic book campaign
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99. For fifteen years in advance
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100. we condition the children
to hate the future enemy.
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101. In fifteen years these children
will go off to war
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102. to kill Peruvians With pleasure.
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103. My name is Berg.
My planet is Uranus.
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104. That window is wrong sized.
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105. I don't like it.
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106. Berg. Why do we have that enormous hole in the wall?
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107. Close it up!
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108. Our little baby is hungry.
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109. - Have you finished the report?
- No.
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110. The president wants the report.
Hurry up! Hurry!
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111. I am financial advisor to the president.
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112. "To save the country's economy
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113. we must eliminate four million citizens
in the next five years."
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114. Begin the operations of the gas chambers,
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115. gas schools, gas universities,
gas libraries, gas museums,
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116. gas dance halls and gas whore houses, et cetera.
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117. I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
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118. My name is Axon.
My planet is Neptune.
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119. I am the chief of police.
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120. This is the most beautiful day
of your life.
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121. Of your own free will you came to
surrender a part of your body to me.
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122. You decided to undergo the initiation
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123. that 999 other heroes
have passed.
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124. Your sacrifice completes
my sanctuary of one thousand testicles.
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125. This is the Holy Book.
Learn to believe in me.
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126. Axon is the truth, and the power and the light.
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127. My name is Lut.
My planet is Pluto.
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128. My business is architecture.
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129. When we built this multi-family complex
we made a big mistake.
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130. We lost money.
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131. We gave them small gardens and windows,
we installed water,
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132. lighting and heating systems.
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133. This was a wrong concept.
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134. A man doesn't need a home,
all he needs is a shelter.
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135. If we can sell him on the idea of a shelter
we can make millions.
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136. Worker will come here only to sleep.
He won't need electricity or water.
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137. You won't have to cook.
We'll condition him to eat at the factory.
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138. These are communal latrine trucks
for the entire building.
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139. You have power and money,
but you are mortal.
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140. You know you can not escape death.
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141. But immortality can be obtained.
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142. In all traditions
they speak of Holy Mountains.
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143. The Meru mountain of India.
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144. The mount Kuen-Luen of the Taoist.
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145. The Karakorum of the Himalaya.
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146. The mountain of the Philosophers.
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147. The Rosicrucian mountain.
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148. The cabalistic mountain
Of San Giovanni della Cross.
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149. The are many other other Holy Mountains.
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150. The legend is always the same one.
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151. Nine immortal men live on top of the mountain.
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152. From the highest peak they direct our world.
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153. They hold the secret
to the conquest of death.
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154. They are more than forty thousand years old,
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155. they were once like ourselves.
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156. If others have succeeded conquering death,
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157. why must we accept it?
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158. I know where the immortals live
and how to obtain their secret.
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159. In this ancient Rosicrucian manuscript
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160. I found an etching of the nine immortals
and the place where they live.
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161. The Holy Mountain of Lotus island.
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162. Some men join forces to assault banks
and steal money - pieces of paper.
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163. We should unite our forces
to assault the Holy Mountain
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164. and rob its wise men of secret of immortality.
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165. but to conquer the wisdom of immortals
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166. we too must become wise men.
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167. The elements of chemistry are many but finite.
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168. So are the techniques of enlightenment.
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169. To reach it more quickly
we will combine the techniques.
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170. With the correct formula
any human being can become enlightened.
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171. The immortals are a group.
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172. If we are to succeed,
we must seize to be individuals
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173. and become a collective being.
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174. Burn your money.
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175. If you don't want to die,
kill your money
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176. We shall destroy self-image
unsteady, wavery,
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177. bewilder, full of desire,
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178. distracted, confused.
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179. When the self-concept thinks:
"This is I" and "That is mine"
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180. he binds himself
and he forgets the great self.
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181. - The feet stink like a rotten dog.
- He has beautiful teeth.
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182. I can't stand the smell!
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183. When he'll put all your bones back together
you will like his smell.
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184. Man learned to cultivate the earth
by weakening the plants.
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185. Wild plants remain as they were
at the moment of creation.
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186. They are the humble guardians of the secret.
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187. The flower knows.
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188. You don't need to ask it.
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189. The dog will take your senses away with him.
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190. He can't see for you.
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191. The delicate scent of flowers.
It is the fragrance of the universe.
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192. I eat the flower
And its perfume is my blood.
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193. Together we form a dog
in search of the sacred flower.
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194. Together we form a flower
in search of the sacred water.
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195. This is the moment
when the word is made flesh.
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196. How many people are you?
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197. One, two, three, four, five...
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198. We are nine.
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199. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine.
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200. - One is missing.
- Yes.
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201. Here's the missing one, he drowned.
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202. He drowned.
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203. This is the ceremony of death.
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204. The grave receives you with love.
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205. Surrender yourself to death.
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206. Return what was loaned to you.
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207. Give up your pleasures, your pains.
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208. Give up your friends, your lovers.
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209. Give up your family, your past.
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210. Surrender what you hate,
what you desire.
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211. You will know nothingness.
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212. It is the only reality.
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213. Don't be afraid. It's so easy to give.
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214. You're not alone. You have a grave.
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215. It is your first mother.
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216. The grave is the door to your rebirth.
Now you will surrender
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217. the faithful animal
you once called your body.
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218. Don't try to keep it,
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219. remember - it was a loan.
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220. Surrender your legs,
surrender your sex,
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221. Your head, your blood,
Your organs, your bones.
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222. You no longer want to possess.
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223. Possession is the ultimate pain.
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224. The earth falls over your corpse.
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225. She comes to cover you with love.
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226. Because she is your true flesh.
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227. Now you are an empty heart,
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228. open to receive your true essence,
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229. your own perfection,
your new body,
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230. which is the universe, the work of God.
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231. You will be born again, you will be real.
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232. You will be your own father,
your own mother,
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233. your own son,
Your own perfection.
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234. Open your eyes.
You are the earth, you are the green,
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235. You are the blue, you are the others!
You are the essence.
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236. Look at the flower.
Look at the flower.
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237. For the first time. Look at the flower.
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238. Now you are a group.
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239. Do you want to perform miracles like Christ?
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240. See what would happen if you did.
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241. Concentrate on this starfish.
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242. When you see it the size of an elephant,
you will never miss the target.
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243. Our thoughts have forms.
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244. You have a monster in your mind.
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245. We will help you.
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246. Throw that monster into the water!
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247. He can't swim, he will drown.
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248. Fool! Destroy your illusions.
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249. Free yourself from the past.
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250. We have crossed the great waters.
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251. Bravo! Congratulations!
You made it to our shores. Oh, this deserves a toast.
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252. You're not the first to come to Lotus island
in search of the Holy Mountain.
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253. I drink alone.
Because the newcomers are always abstainers.
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254. In time they realize
that the best liquor in the world
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255. is at the Pantheon Bar!
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256. Come, come, come.
I have everything.
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257. Food, drinks, beds, baths, men, women...
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258. These illustrious travelers
came here to find the Holy Mountain,
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259. but they preferred the Pantheon Bar!
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260. The real Holy Mountain is here,
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261. In my words, in my poems.
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262. If I write "rose", it blooms in my hand
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263. and the bees come to feed on my poetry.
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264. Our bees make honey,
but your flies make shit.
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265. The Cross was a mushroom
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266. and the mushroom was also
the Tree of Good and Evil.
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267. The Philosophical stone of the alchemists
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268. was... LSD.
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269. The Book of the Dead is a trip
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270. and the Apocalypse describes
a masculine experience.
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271. In these flasks
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272. are all the Holy Mountains.
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273. and in this beautiful young man
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274. is eternity!
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275. To conquer a mountain is easy.
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276. I can go through solid matter.
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277. Nothing stops me!
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278. In a minute I will cross the Holy Mountain.
Wait for me here.
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279. I got to the other side of the mountain
in less than a minute.
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280. - How long till you reach the summit?
- I don't know. I can only advance horizontally.
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281. And that's enough.
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282. From bottom the top I can't do,
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283. But anyway, I am a champion!
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284. I conquered the Holy Mountain Horizontally!
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285. I am a champion!
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286. I founded the academy! I give you awards!
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287. Here you can win a trophy every year!
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288. Idiots, you don't know what you are losing!
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289. You could have made history,
and we are already forgetting you!
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290. Help me!
I can't go one step farther.
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291. You are not afraid of falling,
what frightens you is climbing.
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292. - Rub your clitoris against the mountain!
- You're terrified of success!
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293. Give yourself to the world!
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294. I can't lie anymore.
My hand is frozen!
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295. You were never able to forget your body,
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296. never able to pry yourself from that love
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297. and now the thing you love most
is stopping you from reaching the top.
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298. You must sacrifice part of your body.
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299. Cut off your fingers or go back.
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300. We have mastered
the difficult part of the mountain.
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301. Now the way we be like a garden.
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302. Nevertheless at this height
our mind will decompose,
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303. and we will suffer the vision of death.
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304. - Lies!
- If you don't believe, wait for us here.
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305. When I return
I will show you the difficult way.
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306. Meditate here for three hours
before you attack them.
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307. And you?
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308. You don't need a master now.
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309. You can win by yourself.
Goodbye.
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310. This is the way we must reach the summit.
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311. Then we will master our bodies.
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312. If you know what you must do,
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313. you don't need anyone.
You are the master.
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314. Cut off my head.
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315. Now you can begin to learn.
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316. Unite yourself with this wood woman
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317. who came here
only because she loves you.
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318. Forget the summits.
Reach eternity through love.
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319. Return to your country.
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320. I leave you my tower
and my alchemical rooms.
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321. Teach your family and your people.
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322. Change the world.
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323. Sit down.
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324. I promised you the great secret
and I will not disappoint you.
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325. Is this the end of our adventure?
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326. Nothing has an end.
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327. We came in search of secret of immortality.
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328. To be like Gods.
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329. and here we are, mortals,
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330. more human than ever.
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331. If we have not obtained immorality,
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332. at least we have obtained reality.
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333. We began in a fairytale
and we came to life,
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334. but... is this life reality?
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335. No.
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336. It is a film.
Zoom back camera.
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337. We are images, dreams, photographs.
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338. We must not stay here.
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339. Prisoners!
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340. We shall break the illusion.
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341. This is magic!
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342. Goodbye to the Holy Mountain.
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343. Real life awaits us.
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