1. Engage.Copy !req
2. All right ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
3. I've got an act that can guaranteeCopy !req
4. You've never seen anything like it beforeCopy !req
5. And you'll never see anything like it again.Copy !req
6. Put your hands together forCopy !req
7. General Trius!Copy !req
8. HondoCopy !req
9. - I know you don't want to go to bedCopy !req
10. but if you don't,
Mommy is going to come in here and she's going to get mad at both of us.Copy !req
11. "History of Future Folk"Copy !req
12. You tell me the story
Then I'll get in bed.Copy !req
13. Alright.Copy !req
14. Once upon a time, on a planet called HondoCopy !req
15. There was a little boy named Trius.Copy !req
16. Everyone on Hondo was scaredCopy !req
17. because there was a gi-normous comet in spaceCopy !req
18. heading right for their planetCopy !req
19. Trius promised his mommyCopy !req
20. that one day he would find a way to stop the cometCopy !req
21. and to save all of HondoCopy !req
22. So when he was old enough he became a general in the Hondonian ArmyCopy !req
23. He didn't want to leave his Mommy
and his friends behindCopy !req
24. but he had to go out into space
and find another planet for them to live onCopy !req
25. Did he say "Hondo"?Copy !req
26. He did. He said,Copy !req
27. "Hondo everyone. I'll find another planet for us to live on."Copy !req
28. "I'll miss you."Copy !req
29. - And he had a magic potion with him.Copy !req
30. - Yeah. He had a magic potionCopy !req
31. that would make everybodyCopy !req
32. on the new planet fall asleep when he got thereCopy !req
33. - Hey. Mama's little
monkey in her tree yet?Copy !req
34. He's just finishing with the storyCopy !req
35. Okay, he can finish the story with you in bed. Come on.Copy !req
36. Let's go.Copy !req
37. - Busted
- YeahCopy !req
38. Love You
- I love youCopy !req
39. - Then he crash landed on Earth!
- That's rightCopy !req
40. His ship wasn't built for Earth's atmosphere, so,Copy !req
41. It burst into flames and then crashed in a fieldCopy !req
42. Trius had had many adventures travelling through spaceCopy !req
43. Examining all sorts of different planets
and their inhabitants.Copy !req
44. But what he was about to experience on this planetCopy !req
45. would change his life forever.Copy !req
46. But before he released his magic potionCopy !req
47. Something stopped himCopy !req
48. for the first time in his whole lifeCopy !req
49. he heard music.Copy !req
50. It was unlike anything he'd ever experienced.Copy !req
51. He couldn't believe itCopy !req
52. No other planet that he'd ever visited in the whole universeCopy !req
53. had thought to arrange a collection of sounds in such a way.Copy !req
54. Then, he decided he wouldCopy !req
55. Stay on the Earth for ever and ever.Copy !req
56. - Stay on Earth for ever and ever.Copy !req
57. - Daddy?
- Yeah?Copy !req
58. If you and Mommy get divorced can
one of you live on HondoCopy !req
59. so that we can have a house there
and our house in Brooklyn?Copy !req
60. The thing is, sweetie,Copy !req
61. Hondo isn't a real place
- OhCopy !req
62. - It's just a made up story
There aren't really any space men.Copy !req
63. But, that's actually a good thingCopy !req
64. Because if there were,
you'd be in trouble.Copy !req
65. Because they'd come down here to Earth
and they would...Copy !req
66. Tickle you like crazy!Copy !req
67. - Hondo
- HondoCopy !req
68. Alright sweetie, time to go to bed.Copy !req
69. Okay, goodnight DaddyCopy !req
70. GoodnightCopy !req
71. Anything they carry by hand gets scanned.Copy !req
72. Jackets, bags, whatever.Copy !req
73. Now, if this guy's wife comes to work,
send her up to 3-BCopy !req
74. give him a call on the radioCopy !req
75. We got a little arrangement worked out, him and me.Copy !req
76. Ain't that right? Dr. Hunt?
- Morning Hank.Copy !req
77. Have a good day, "Professor".Copy !req
78. - That's right, ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
79. Below our very feet,
is the control roomCopy !req
80. that would have launched the 8 story
nuclear missile during the cold warCopy !req
81. Now of course, our museum wasn't built until 1985Copy !req
82. 3 years after the liquid propelled missile was deactivated.Copy !req
83. Now our tour will conclude in the underground bunkerCopy !req
84. where you'll be able to take photos beneath
the missile's booster engine.Copy !req
85. - Daddy!
- Hey!Copy !req
86. You smell like cantelope.
- I do.Copy !req
87. Listen, I'm sorry honey, Daddy's in a rushCopy !req
88. - What's going on?
- I've got to run back to work.Copy !req
89. - Why?
- Just, uh ...Copy !req
90. I'm so sorry, guys.
Just start dinner without me.Copy !req
91. I love you.Copy !req
92. Okay.Copy !req
93. Put your jacket on the chairCopy !req
94. - You going to go outside and play?
- OkayCopy !req
95. HondoCopy !req
96. This is General Trius to Hondo.Copy !req
97. General Trius to Hondo.Copy !req
98. Come in Hondo.Copy !req
99. This is General Trius to Hondo.Copy !req
100. General Trius to Hondo.Copy !req
101. Come in Hondo.Copy !req
102. This is General Trius to Hondo.Copy !req
103. General Trius to Hondo.Copy !req
104. Please Respond.Copy !req
105. If you can hear this,Copy !req
106. before you advance on earthCopy !req
107. - Excuse me.Copy !req
108. - Daddy! Daddy!Copy !req
109. I was playing in the yard, and it bounced in the shed!Copy !req
110. He's a real Hondurian from space!Copy !req
111. - Mr. Hunt?
- YesCopy !req
112. - Can I talk to you for a minute?
- SureCopy !req
113. Uh, I'm sorry
You know, I feel like an idiot.Copy !req
114. This is a friend of mineCopy !req
115. He's from out of town.
He came to see me play last nightCopy !req
116. and we went out for a couple drinks after my set.Copy !req
117. You went out for drinks, then you tied him up in your shed?Copy !req
118. He gets a little out of control,
if he's had a couple too many,Copy !req
119. so I just wanted to make sure
he wasn't going to get in any troubleCopy !req
120. I am sorry. I've never seen this man before in my life.Copy !req
121. And what's with the space suit?Copy !req
122. He came to the show dressed the same way I do for my performance.Copy !req
123. A Spaceman act?
- What are you talking about? Bill!Copy !req
124. No no no. My husband
has been acting very strange lately.Copy !req
125. I want this weirdo locked up and away from our daughterCopy !req
126. until I know exactly what's going on here.Copy !req
127. Okay, can I talk to my wife in private for a moment please.Copy !req
128. Sure.Copy !req
129. I need you to lie for me.Copy !req
130. Eh, what?Copy !req
131. - I can't have the police here right now.Copy !req
132. Okay, I'll explain later I promise.
- Yeah, explain now.Copy !req
133. Oh hey, look,Copy !req
134. I have no idea what's going on with you.Copy !req
135. You're at work all the timeCopy !req
136. Even when you're here,
you're not hereCopy !req
137. I knowCopy !req
138. Just,Copy !req
139. be honest with me.Copy !req
140. I can't right now.Copy !req
141. We're leaving.Copy !req
142. Sweetie, go get your jacket.Copy !req
143. Hondo
- Wren!Copy !req
144. HondoCopy !req
145. He was talking about a planet named Hondo,Copy !req
146. and a comet and some guy named Trius?Copy !req
147. - But he's your friend?
- Yes.Copy !req
148. He seems harmless enoughCopy !req
149. If he gets to be too much again,
no more tying him up in the shed.Copy !req
150. Okay?Copy !req
151. Thank you.Copy !req
152. What's going on ...?Copy !req
153. Oh ...Copy !req
154. You ...Copy !req
155. So this is what's become of the great General Trius.Copy !req
156. Hiding out on earth?Copy !req
157. Traitor. To Hondo!Copy !req
158. What is all this stuff?Copy !req
159. Say something, you coward!Copy !req
160. Oh ...Copy !req
161. I see.Copy !req
162. Well, so be it.Copy !req
163. You think you can break me?Copy !req
164. Alright! Alright, alright! I'm sorry!Copy !req
165. Just, tell me what do you want to know!Copy !req
166. Look, I never wanted to kill you.Copy !req
167. You're the great General Trius.Copy !req
168. How could a Hondonian like me kill General Trius?Copy !req
169. What's that thing for?Copy !req
170. Stay away from me with that!Copy !req
171. Hey, look. Look, I just needed to get the virus, right.Copy !req
172. It was nothing personal.
Come on! What is that thing!Copy !req
173. There's going to be a war for this planet regardless.Copy !req
174. Why not just end it now?Copy !req
175. Quickly, quietly.
For Hondo.Copy !req
176. No, no, no no!Copy !req
177. What is that..?Copy !req
178. - I hate to disappoint you,Copy !req
179. but actually we don't have buckets on Hondo.Copy !req
180. So I didn't knowCopy !req
181. until I got to Earth thatCopy !req
182. My helmet looked like a bucket butCopy !req
183. But, thank you for pointing that outCopy !req
184. I appreciate that.Copy !req
185. So, for those of you who don't know me.Copy !req
186. My name is General TriusCopy !req
187. and I come from the planet HondoCopy !req
188. I was sent her to Earth to enact
a doomsday deviceCopy !req
189. To destroy the human race forever.Copy !req
190. You guys shouldn't be laughingCopy !req
191. I'm talking about destroying the entire human raceCopy !req
192. Okay, well you guys must like flesh eating virusesCopy !req
193. More than most of the lifeforms I've encountered.Copy !req
194. I have this virus at a storage facilityCopy !req
195. on the corner of 17th and 10thCopy !req
196. they have reasonable rates thereCopy !req
197. also it's close to the subway
and I don't have a car so that's a plusCopy !req
198. I can't get a license because
I don't have IDCopy !req
199. Because I'm from outer space.Copy !req
200. Here's the thing, though, that's tough.Copy !req
201. See, I don't really want to destroy the human race.Copy !req
202. Though you guys have had a pretty good run.Copy !req
203. See, where I'm from there's a comet about to destroy our planet.Copy !req
204. A comet we've seen heading our way for the past 27 Earth years.Copy !req
205. Now, you humans are cruelCopy !req
206. and foolishCopy !req
207. But at the same timeCopy !req
208. you're beautiful people.Copy !req
209. I mean,Copy !req
210. You discovered music.Copy !req
211. The only problem is,Copy !req
212. the people of Hondo need somewhere to go too.Copy !req
213. Do I know you from somewhere?Copy !req
214. What are you doing?
Do you want to come up on stage?Copy !req
215. Alright, come on up,Copy !req
216. Go 'head, yeah.Copy !req
217. HondoCopy !req
218. H. .., HondoCopy !req
219. HondoCopy !req
220. So, you found a guitar?Copy !req
221. And you learned how to playCopy !req
222. Well, he's been playing for about 26 hours now.Copy !req
223. Sounds pretty good?Copy !req
224. Still make a crappy assassin though.Copy !req
225. I knowCopy !req
226. He was sent here from Hondo to kill me and take over my missionCopy !req
227. But he failed miserably, as you can see.Copy !req
228. Sounds like you've got a little song you want to play?Copy !req
229. Alright, be my guest.Copy !req
230. - I forgot your name.
- KevinCopy !req
231. It's nice to meet you, KevinCopy !req
232. LikewiseCopy !req
233. Goodbye!
Thanks you, thank you!Copy !req
234. That was amazing!Copy !req
235. They just wanted us to keep
going and goingCopy !req
236. - That was a good house
- Such an incredible feelingCopy !req
237. Wait, so ...Copy !req
238. So what we should do, is just let the Hondonian transport ships landCopy !req
239. And then before they can ask us why we haven't released the virusCopy !req
240. We'll play them music.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
241. It's not that easy.
- It is! What's going to go wrong?Copy !req
242. Well, even if everyone on Hondo has the same reaction to music as we didCopy !req
243. there's no guarantee that the humans...
- Hey, hey..Copy !req
244. Come on.Copy !req
245. Hey, get back here!Copy !req
246. Hi!Copy !req
247. Yeah!Copy !req
248. - Hey, hey. Put that away.
- Why?Copy !req
249. Because you're making a spectacle of yourself.
There are rules here.Copy !req
250. - C'mon play the banjo.
- Stop it!Copy !req
251. Join us!Copy !req
252. You're on a mission here. A mission.Copy !req
253. Oh, you're rightCopy !req
254. But I ... I wouldn't kill one of these Earthlings
Much less a whole planet of themCopy !req
255. I wouldn't kill you. I wouldn't.Copy !req
256. Let's go!
Come on!Copy !req
257. Hey, hey!
Get back here!Copy !req
258. People of EarthCopy !req
259. You attention pleaseCopy !req
260. I am from planet HondoCopy !req
261. I need to speak to your planetary ambassador immediately.Copy !req
262. Your lives will be spared.Copy !req
263. You have my word.Copy !req
264. Hondonians and EarthlingsCopy !req
265. We can share this planet.Copy !req
266. If we tell them about our dilemma,
I'm sure they'd be more than happy to helpCopy !req
267. They created musicCopy !req
268. You created musicCopy !req
269. - Hey!Copy !req
270. What are you doing!Copy !req
271. Eh, what? What?Copy !req
272. Afuera!Copy !req
273. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
274. - Come on!
- CrawlingCopy !req
275. Sit on the curb right now!Copy !req
276. Hey! Sit on the curb!Copy !req
277. 859, 859Copy !req
278. 1051 on the corner of Second and DrakeCopy !req
279. Second and Drake, code twentyCopy !req
280. You want to do some kissing, Big Boy?Copy !req
281. I got just the place for you.Copy !req
282. Let's go.Copy !req
283. - WowCopy !req
284. Ms. HuntCopy !req
285. - I think I should clear something upCopy !req
286. I never abandonded my missionCopy !req
287. I crash landed here 11 years ago and lost contact with HondoCopy !req
288. Ever since thenCopy !req
289. I've been working on a way to destroy the comet from EarthCopy !req
290. How?Copy !req
291. There is a wayCopy !req
292. Why can't Earthlings and Hondonians just live together?Copy !req
293. The humans have lived in clans of one kind or another for thousands of years.Copy !req
294. Extending hospitality to outsidersCopy !req
295. has never really been their specialty.Copy !req
296. I like that suitCopy !req
297. Oh, thanks. Thanks, it's a ...
- Thanks,Copy !req
298. thanks a lotCopy !req
299. Why don't you let me try it on?Copy !req
300. I don't think it would fit youCopy !req
301. Why don't you let me try it on.Copy !req
302. You can go talk to your husband in a bitCopy !req
303. But, before you doCopy !req
304. I need you to tell me everything you know about his backgroundCopy !req
305. Like what?Copy !req
306. Like where he was born, who his parents are.Copy !req
307. Well, he was born outside Betendorf IowaCopy !req
308. His parents worked in a churchCopy !req
309. His Mom was a choirmaster, so she taught him how to singCopy !req
310. How did the two of you meet?Copy !req
311. At one of his performances.Copy !req
312. when he was first starting out.Copy !req
313. Have you ever met his parents.Copy !req
314. They passed before we metCopy !req
315. Ever meet anyone in Betendorf? Seen any photos.Copy !req
316. Bill doesn't like to talk about his family.Copy !req
317. They were very poor.Copy !req
318. Holly, I'm going to need you to be strong here.Copy !req
319. OkayCopy !req
320. We have good reason to believe that everything your husband has ever told you about his past is a lie.Copy !req
321. Like what?Copy !req
322. His fingerprints, the license in his wallet,Copy !req
323. Social security number, none of them come up in our computer.Copy !req
324. What are you doing man?Copy !req
325. What are you doing?Copy !req
326. There's no record of him even living in the United States.Copy !req
327. How can that... how can that be?Copy !req
328. - You live in Brooklyn right?Copy !req
329. Why does your husband commute 140 miles each dayCopy !req
330. to work as a groundskeeper at an aerospace museum?Copy !req
331. A... a groundskeeper?Copy !req
332. He's ...Copy !req
333. he's an engineerCopy !req
334. he does research.Copy !req
335. Holly I think you need to decide if you want to get Bill a lawyer.Copy !req
336. - Hey! What's going on in here?Copy !req
337. - This man needs medical attentionCopy !req
338. Why is shaking.Copy !req
339. Open the doorCopy !req
340. - Wait a minute, who did this?Copy !req
341. He did. They were pestering him
and he just went nuts.Copy !req
342. - Do not move!Copy !req
343. Do not move!Copy !req
344. Bill!Copy !req
345. Holly!Copy !req
346. I'm sorryCopy !req
347. My home away from home.Copy !req
348. Incredible.Copy !req
349. The virus.Copy !req
350. Can I hold it?Copy !req
351. Just be carefulCopy !req
352. I've noticed how all the solar systemsCopy !req
353. on the trajectory to Hondo and the comet
have synchronized orbits.Copy !req
354. Once every 34 yearsCopy !req
355. they link together perfectly like cogs in a machine.Copy !req
356. If we sent a device from Earth...Copy !req
357. It would slingshot...
- General Trius?Copy !req
358. What?Copy !req
359. That man in the penitentiary ...Copy !req
360. he wanted to hurt me, right?Copy !req
361. He wanted to hurt me.Copy !req
362. Kevin, what are you doing?Copy !req
363. This was my mission.Copy !req
364. Put that down, KevinCopy !req
365. That's not the answer.Copy !req
366. Everyone will be safe. We could save everyone on Hondo.Copy !req
367. That was my mission too. It's not that simple.Copy !req
368. But human nature is the same as Hondonians,
then what's the difference?Copy !req
369. Put it down.Copy !req
370. - That it?
- No.Copy !req
371. The countdown would have started.Copy !req
372. Well, what's wrong with it?Copy !req
373. It's programmed so that only I can activate it.Copy !req
374. This finger, that button.Copy !req
375. I don't understand...Copy !req
376. why they'd even send me.Copy !req
377. What am I even doing here?Copy !req
378. What am I even doing here!Copy !req
379. It's an insult to both of us.Copy !req
380. They sent you so that I would kill you and think that I was safe.Copy !req
381. Once my defenses were downCopy !req
382. they'd send whoever or whatever it is they want to get the job done.Copy !req
383. My guess it that it's probably not someone from Hondo.Copy !req
384. And my guess is thatCopy !req
385. it's probably already on its way.Copy !req
386. Closing in 10 minutes!Copy !req
387. Thank you!Copy !req
388. Just once...Copy !req
389. I wanted to be the hero.Copy !req
390. Look, I've spent a third of my life on this planetCopy !req
391. preparing for these galaxies to align.Copy !req
392. Do what I say for the next three weeksCopy !req
393. there won't be a school kid on HondoCopy !req
394. doesn't learn about what happened the day the Mighty Kevin came to Earth.Copy !req
395. What if it doesn't work?Copy !req
396. - Transport ships.Copy !req
397. WarCopy !req
398. My guess is that both sides will destroy each otherCopy !req
399. and this planet along with them.Copy !req
400. You can't stay here.Copy !req
401. Your wife's an attractive woman.Copy !req
402. Thank youCopy !req
403. She always seems angry with you butCopy !req
404. but very attractive.Copy !req
405. Why not just tell her you're from Hondo. I'm sure she'd understand.Copy !req
406. Earth is a complicated place.Copy !req
407. So are its women.Copy !req
408. YeahCopy !req
409. I'm finding that.Copy !req
410. It's very cold here at night.Copy !req
411. We'll find better accomodations tomorrowCopy !req
412. OkayCopy !req
413. Good night, KevinCopy !req
414. Good night, General TriusCopy !req
415. You know, for the Earthlings' sakeCopy !req
416. I think you just better call me Bill.Copy !req
417. OkayCopy !req
418. Good night, BillCopy !req
419. GoodnightCopy !req
420. You want to stay in the back room?Copy !req
421. That room smells like piss.Copy !req
422. It doesn't smell like piss.Copy !req
423. It smells like piss because I've pissed back there sometimes.Copy !req
424. Something wrong at home or something?Copy !req
425. No, we just need a place to lay low for a little while.Copy !req
426. Trouble with the cops?Copy !req
427. - Yeah
- NoCopy !req
428. Yeah, think I believe him on that oneCopy !req
429. Alright,Copy !req
430. here's the dealCopy !req
431. You guys can stay back there as long as you wantCopy !req
432. under one condition.Copy !req
433. I want you to rock this place out every night.Copy !req
434. That'll be your rent.Copy !req
435. Think you can handle that?Copy !req
436. - Yeah
- SureCopy !req
437. Oh yeah, one other thingCopy !req
438. I know what you should call yourselves.Copy !req
439. Ladies and GentlemenCopy !req
440. For those of you who don't know usCopy !req
441. My name is General TriusCopy !req
442. I'm the Mighty KevinCopy !req
443. And we areCopy !req
444. Future FolkCopy !req
445. When all is lost,Copy !req
446. Hondo!Copy !req
447. No, he seems okayCopy !req
448. YeahCopy !req
449. He wants to take me to tango lessons.Copy !req
450. I know.Copy !req
451. No way.Copy !req
452. Yeah.Copy !req
453. Well, I meanCopy !req
454. I don't know how much I can go from mugshotsCopy !req
455. of these cheesy online dating pictures.Copy !req
456. OkayCopy !req
457. Okay girlCopy !req
458. I'll talk to you later thenCopy !req
459. Okay, bye.Copy !req
460. AlrightyCopy !req
461. YuckCopy !req
462. HollyCopy !req
463. - I'm sorry, I'm sorryCopy !req
464. I had to see you and I knewCopy !req
465. the second you laid eyes on meCopy !req
466. you'd try to arrest meCopy !req
467. so this is all I could think to doCopy !req
468. It was just a stun shotCopy !req
469. so the effects should wear off in about 30 minutesCopy !req
470. I shot myself in the leg once by accidentCopy !req
471. I actually found it very relaxingCopy !req
472. You comfortable?Copy !req
473. OkayCopy !req
474. - We can work through this together
- Oh we can?Copy !req
475. - YesCopy !req
476. - You want to work through this together?Copy !req
477. - Yes
- OkayCopy !req
478. Tell me everything. Start from the very beginning.Copy !req
479. You have no idea how dangerous it would be if I told you everything.Copy !req
480. There's no possible wayCopy !req
481. And see I was trying to assassinate Bill to get the virus and kill everyoneCopy !req
482. But luckily my rifle jammed and he came after meCopy !req
483. Now Bill, is not actually Bill Hunt human family manCopy !req
484. He's General TriusCopy !req
485. Who was pretty much the most bad-ass soldierCopy !req
486. the Hondonian army every produced, which is why...Copy !req
487. Oh... you're just so beautifulCopy !req
488. uh, which is why I came here todayCopy !req
489. because I wrote you a songCopy !req
490. - HollyCopy !req
491. - Holly, waitCopy !req
492. Okay, I'll tell youCopy !req
493. Where do I begin?Copy !req
494. When I was a little boyCopy !req
495. I made a promise to somebodyCopy !req
496. I made a promise to my mother
That I would do somethingCopy !req
497. I haven't done it yet, but once I doCopy !req
498. everything will be okay.Copy !req
499. You told meCopy !req
500. that you were happy with the choices we madeCopy !req
501. YeahCopy !req
502. To have Wren, to start a familyCopy !req
503. And now, all of a sudden, you want to be a musician again?Copy !req
504. I know music was the most important thing to youCopy !req
505. And I would go on being your number 1 groupie foreverCopy !req
506. if that's what you wanted
- That's not it.Copy !req
507. There's so much more that I have to tell you.Copy !req
508. Yeah. Like you could tell me why you're wanted by the police, maybe?Copy !req
509. You're right.Copy !req
510. Wren should be there too.Copy !req
511. Let me come by the house.
- Bill ...Copy !req
512. Let me come by the houseCopy !req
513. We're going to Coney Island on Friday.Copy !req
514. Come over and we'll have a family meeting.Copy !req
515. You can tell us what all this is aboutCopy !req
516. And then you can come with us...Copy !req
517. If you tell us everythingCopy !req
518. I willCopy !req
519. PromiseCopy !req
520. I don't want to be apart like this again.Copy !req
521. AlrightCopy !req
522. I have to go to work nowCopy !req
523. I don't know what I would do if I lost youCopy !req
524. Since I may never get the chance to do this againCopy !req
525. In about 10 minutes nowCopy !req
526. you should be fineCopy !req
527. Bye.Copy !req
528. - It's just going to get stale,
if we keep doing the same thing every nightCopy !req
529. We need to take it to the next level somehowCopy !req
530. We can't draw too much attention to ourselves thoughCopy !req
531. Are you completely sure you know what you're doing on this mission todayCopy !req
532. What if we get a smoke machineCopy !req
533. It's imperative that you maintain a distance of 30 yards at all timesCopy !req
534. Lasers! We're from Hondo, right. We should at least have lasers.Copy !req
535. Alright, just keep your eye out for anyone who looks suspicious.Copy !req
536. FineCopy !req
537. We want people to focus on the music anywayCopy !req
538. Not a cheap laser show.Copy !req
539. Yeah, but we can give them both!Copy !req
540. You know, what if we got a drummer?
A really hot girl drummer.Copy !req
541. Would that be for you or for the audience?Copy !req
542. Listen, you should just talk to
some of the girls who hang out after our set.Copy !req
543. I don't know why you get so shy.Copy !req
544. Actually,Copy !req
545. it just so happens I've got my eye on somebody.Copy !req
546. An Earthwoman?Copy !req
547. Who?Copy !req
548. You think you got it all figured out,
don't you General TriusCopy !req
549. Holly!Copy !req
550. Wren!Copy !req
551. Where's Wren?Copy !req
552. She slammed her door in my face.Copy !req
553. She spilled soda all over her favourite shirtCopy !req
554. so of course it's the end of the worldCopy !req
555. I'll go talk to herCopy !req
556. Wren?Copy !req
557. Honey you know Mommy and I don't like locked doors.Copy !req
558. Honey, it's okay.Copy !req
559. It's just a shirt.Copy !req
560. Hey, we're just going to the beachCopy !req
561. You'll be wearing your bathing suit the whole time anyway.Copy !req
562. - I knowCopy !req
563. So, what's the matter?Copy !req
564. I wanted to show you my new favourite shirtCopy !req
565. now the whole day is ruined.Copy !req
566. Oh sweetie, the whole day is not ruinedCopy !req
567. I'll be so quick. I'm going, I'm going.Copy !req
568. - Can I ask you something sweetie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
569. Are you upset because this happened just before
Mommy and Daddy were going to spend time together.Copy !req
570. Arms up.Copy !req
571. Wren?Copy !req
572. Tom?Copy !req
573. HeyCopy !req
574. You know we talked aboutCopy !req
575. all the thingsCopy !req
576. Mommy and Daddy don't agree on
have nothing to do with you, rightCopy !req
577. YeahCopy !req
578. And that sometimes, Mommies and Daddies
just need to talk about their problemsCopy !req
579. Then maybe they won't be problems anymore.Copy !req
580. Then why don't you talk about them now?Copy !req
581. The reason I came over today was to have a family meeting.Copy !req
582. Really?Copy !req
583. Yeah, but it's really important you understandCopy !req
584. even if our problems don't go awayCopy !req
585. they absolutely have nothing to do with youCopy !req
586. Go in the basement.Copy !req
587. Go in the basement. Lock it behind you.Copy !req
588. - Do you have your phone on you?
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
589. Alright, call the police.
Tell them someone's trying to break in.Copy !req
590. - What!
- Just do it!Copy !req
591. Hey!Copy !req
592. Hello, are you herre for the tango lessons?Copy !req
593. Tango?Copy !req
594. YesCopy !req
595. Yes, I amCopy !req
596. Fine, just sign your name right there and go on in.Copy !req
597. And that will be $35.Copy !req
598. $35 of money?Copy !req
599. YesCopy !req
600. oh ... yeahCopy !req
601. Did I sign my name in the right place, here?Copy !req
602. One dance.Copy !req
603. Then I promiseCopy !req
604. you can arrest me.Copy !req
605. If you kill me nowCopy !req
606. you'll never get the virusCopy !req
607. No! No!Copy !req
608. No!Copy !req
609. No! No.Copy !req
610. That was not a full dance
- Hey!Copy !req
611. Hold it right there!
Freeze!Copy !req
612. - NoCopy !req
613. NoCopy !req
614. BillCopy !req
615. Bill?Copy !req
616. What are you doing?Copy !req
617. - Bill?Copy !req
618. - The police were at your house.Copy !req
619. - What's going on?Copy !req
620. - Bill?Copy !req
621. They designed the encasement so that no-one
could stop the countdown once it's started.Copy !req
622. Not even one of us.Copy !req
623. You started the countdown.Copy !req
624. Why?Copy !req
625. In 13 hours the virus deploys.Copy !req
626. There are some mine shafts north of the city.Copy !req
627. They're a couple hundred metres deep.Copy !req
628. I'm going to take Wren and Holly there.Copy !req
629. And go underground.Copy !req
630. - Underground?Copy !req
631. You can't hide from the virus.
You'd have to be under there for...Copy !req
632. who knows how long.Copy !req
633. Well, I guess you should have thought of that before you abandoned your post today.Copy !req
634. Well, there must be something else we can do.Copy !req
635. Get me another bottle.Copy !req
636. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
637. Looks like you're finally going to be a hero.Copy !req
638. Tiny little planet in an
insignificant solar system.Copy !req
639. Nitrogen-based atmosphere.Copy !req
640. Here's to a job well done.Copy !req
641. General Trius?Copy !req
642. I think I've got an idea.Copy !req
643. We set these to stun right?Copy !req
644. We don't want to hurt anybody, do we?Copy !req
645. - What the ...?Copy !req
646. I thought you said we weren't going to hurt anybody.Copy !req
647. Except him.Copy !req
648. You take position here.Copy !req
649. This could take a second.Copy !req
650. General Trius!Copy !req
651. General Trius!Copy !req
652. Crappy assassin, my ass.Copy !req
653. Hey, let's go!Copy !req
654. The missile's through the end of that hall.Copy !req
655. Come back through here when you're done.
- OkayCopy !req
656. - Good luck
- HondoCopy !req
657. You ready?Copy !req
658. It won't work.Copy !req
659. What do you mean?Copy !req
660. We're too earlyCopy !req
661. Had to be three Earth weeks.Copy !req
662. We don't have three Earth weeks.Copy !req
663. I've run dozens of simulations.Copy !req
664. It's a miss.Copy !req
665. It's our only choice.Copy !req
666. Ha ha!
You did it!Copy !req
667. Chances of that missiles hitting the comet are 376 to 1.Copy !req
668. But the virus is gone, so we're okay, right?Copy !req
669. If the comet isn't destroyed, Hondonian
warships will descend with emitters chargedCopy !req
670. and trained on the capitals
of the world's most populated nations.Copy !req
671. But we're all going to be okay, right?Copy !req
672. After human retaliationCopy !req
673. nuclear blasts in the outskirts of the atmosphere will createCopy !req
674. a type of particle cloud that is ...
- Hey!Copy !req
675. If the missile doesn't destroy the comet,Copy !req
676. Our armies destroy each other, and the planet!Copy !req
677. HollyCopy !req
678. I was wondering if we could meet up.Copy !req
679. How about now?Copy !req
680. You're not going to believe this.Copy !req
681. Your spaceman just broke into the museumCopy !req
682. Of course, I believe it.Copy !req
683. - What the...Copy !req
684. All right, check all these people.Copy !req
685. Check all these people!Copy !req
686. 859. 859.Copy !req
687. I have a visual on the suspectsCopy !req
688. They're headed south on Roebling.Copy !req
689. I repeat. They're headed south on Roebling.Copy !req
690. They went through the back door.
They're still on foot.Copy !req
691. Are you really from outer space?Copy !req
692. I hope that's not a problem.Copy !req
693. Let's rock this bitch!Copy !req
694. That's the Earth woman you had your eye on?Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. You told her where we're from?Copy !req
697. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?Copy !req
698. Lighten up Bill.Copy !req
699. Greetings and salutations...Copy !req
700. Earthlings!Copy !req
701. Hondo!Copy !req
702. Hondo!Copy !req
703. How's everyone doing tonight? Alright?Copy !req
704. This first song goes out to a very special member of the audience.Copy !req
705. who, for once,Copy !req
706. deserves to hear the truth.Copy !req
707. So, here it is.Copy !req
708. HondoCopy !req
709. When I first came to EarthCopy !req
710. I spared the human race because
I fell in love with musicCopy !req
711. In the end,Copy !req
712. that's not why I stayed.Copy !req
713. I stayed becauseCopy !req
714. I fell in love with you.Copy !req
715. So I'm really supposed to believeCopy !req
716. that you're from Hondo?Copy !req
717. You're General Trius?Copy !req
718. There's no way I can prove this.Copy !req
719. Except ...Copy !req
720. see that star up there?Copy !req
721. That bright one, right in the center?Copy !req
722. That's not a star.Copy !req
723. It's a comet.Copy !req
724. Today, I had to launch a nuclear missile from work to blow it up.Copy !req
725. How am I supposed to believe that?Copy !req
726. If it workedCopy !req
727. We should see something in 5...Copy !req
728. 4 ...Copy !req
729. 3 ...Copy !req
730. 2 ...Copy !req
731. Did you just save the world?Copy !req
732. Technically, two.Copy !req
733. So after they saved their home planet
and the people of EarthCopy !req
734. they set out to build a new ship
for Kevin to return to HondoCopy !req
735. Kevin and Carmen travelled back to HondoCopy !req
736. and brought with them
what Kevin had discovered on EarthCopy !req
737. as soon as he got backCopy !req
738. He told them all about how General TriusCopy !req
739. With a little help from the mighty KevinCopy !req
740. had blown up the cometCopy !req
741. Then he played them Earth musicCopy !req
742. and changed their planet forever
- HeyCopy !req
743. How come the little monkey isn't in her tree yet?Copy !req
744. Busted!Copy !req
745. Come over here
Give me kissCopy !req
746. Love You
- I love youCopy !req
747. When are Uncle Kevin and Aunt Carmen coming back to Brooklyn?Copy !req
748. I don't know.
They didn't say how long they were going to takeCopy !req
749. on their honeymoon.Copy !req
750. But they'll be back pretty soon.Copy !req
751. Maybe they're still on Hondo.Copy !req
752. Maybe.Copy !req
753. I want to go to Hondo someday.Copy !req
754. That's good because I want
to take you to Hondo someday.Copy !req
755. But you know, we'll have to be very carefulCopy !req
756. Why?Copy !req
757. Because, like I told you, it's dangerous up there.Copy !req
758. There're spacemen who'll want toCopy !req
759. Tickle you like crazy!Copy !req
760. Alright, sweetie.Copy !req
761. GoodnightCopy !req
762. Goodnight, Dad.Copy !req
763. Hondo!Copy !req
764. Hondo.Copy !req
765. Hondo!Copy !req