1. Daily Sentinel.Copy !req
2. One minute, please.Copy !req
3. The mayor doesn't want the article
to print until after the next quarter.Copy !req
4. Tell the mayor I'm insulted.Copy !req
5. I'd never jeopardise the journalistic
integrity of this newspaper...Copy !req
6. for some rent-a-mayor's
political agenda.Copy !req
7. Very well, Mr. -Copy !req
8. So, Britt.Copy !req
9. Here we are again.Copy !req
10. Sent home after another
schoolyard fight.Copy !req
11. I know you miss your mother.Copy !req
12. So do I.Copy !req
13. But I have to take care
of 750 employees...Copy !req
14. and you have to
take care of yourself.Copy !req
15. Still, that seems to be
asking too much.Copy !req
16. I was trying to stop some bullies
and the guy hit me.Copy !req
17. Trying doesn't matter
when you always fail.Copy !req
18. No! No!Copy !req
19. Do you think it makes
me happy to do this?Copy !req
20. - Yes!
- No, it doesn't.Copy !req
21. But not a week goes by without you
finding yourself in trouble.Copy !req
22. If you're doing this for attention...Copy !req
23. you have all that I can
afford to give you.Copy !req
24. And you're wasting my time.Copy !req
25. Frank!Copy !req
26. No, no. Not you.Copy !req
27. Have a seat.Copy !req
28. Either one.
They're both very comfortable.Copy !req
29. So, what can I do for you?Copy !req
30. As you know...Copy !req
31. I've worked my entire life,
very hard, to achieve one goal.Copy !req
32. And that goal...Copy !req
33. which I have,
in fact, achieved...Copy !req
34. was to be in charge of all the crime
in the city of Los Angeles.Copy !req
35. Therefore...Copy !req
36. the fact that you assume
that you can...Copy !req
37. open this establishment
without my permission...Copy !req
38. without payment, and sell narcotics
out of it, is completely unacceptable.Copy !req
39. Really?Copy !req
40. And, to be honest...Copy !req
41. quite insulting.Copy !req
42. Therefore, you must
sign over ownership...Copy !req
43. of this establishment to me...Copy !req
44. at which time,
you become my employees.Copy !req
45. We're your employees?Copy !req
46. Yeah. Or...Copy !req
47. close down permanently.Copy !req
48. Choice is yours.Copy !req
49. Okay. How do I pronounce
your name?Copy !req
50. Tchaikovsky?Copy !req
51. Chudnofsky.Copy !req
52. Char- Chudofsk-Copy !req
53. Chowdofsky?Copy !req
54. Chud-nof-sky.Copy !req
55. Chudnofsky?Copy !req
56. All right.
Chudnofsky, kiss my ass.Copy !req
57. Put your lips to my ass...Copy !req
58. and kiss it. French kiss it.Copy !req
59. Tickle it with your grey whiskers.Copy !req
60. I got bittersweet news for you.Copy !req
61. You're washed-up.Copy !req
62. You're old. You're boring.
You're not scary.Copy !req
63. You dress like shit.Copy !req
64. It's over for you, okay?
That's the bitter news.Copy !req
65. Now the sweet news is:Copy !req
66. You can retire.Copy !req
67. You can go play golf...Copy !req
68. eat your dinners at 3:00
in the afternoon...Copy !req
69. play with your grandkids,
drink Metamucil, old people shit.Copy !req
70. Okay? Look at me.Copy !req
71. I got a name people can say.Copy !req
72. My name's Danny Clear.Copy !req
73. I deal crystal meth.Copy !req
74. People call me Crystal Clear.
It's easy.Copy !req
75. Check out my kick-ass
hangout here.Copy !req
76. I got shitloads of glass
everywhere.Copy !req
77. I got a see-through piano.Copy !req
78. Look at my boys.Copy !req
79. They're pimped out.Copy !req
80. We got Gucci...Copy !req
81. Armani...Copy !req
82. another Gucci, tailor-made.Copy !req
83. This is what you need
to get to the top today.Copy !req
84. Not hard work.Copy !req
85. Not dressing like
Disco Santa Claus.Copy !req
86. You need charisma.Copy !req
87. You look like my Uncle Greg.Copy !req
88. A very nice guy, but, you know,
he's a dentist.Copy !req
89. Now consider this
your retirement letter.Copy !req
90. It's over.Copy !req
91. See your way out.Copy !req
92. What, you truly
don't think I'm scary?Copy !req
93. No.Copy !req
94. Okay, okay, you're scary.Copy !req
95. Shit, you're scary.Copy !req
96. You just said I'm not.Copy !req
97. No, no, you are. You are.Copy !req
98. What's a "Disco Santa"?Copy !req
99. "A Disco Sa-"? I don't know.Copy !req
100. Sorry.Copy !req
101. It was just something stupid.Copy !req
102. You said I'm boring.Copy !req
103. My gun has two barrels.
That's not boring.Copy !req
104. And it was very difficult to make.Copy !req
105. Answer me!Copy !req
106. What?Copy !req
107. What could I do
to be more scary?Copy !req
108. A better name?Copy !req
109. Cooler name?Copy !req
110. More colour or something.Copy !req
111. Maybe you could say
something to people...Copy !req
112. before you kill them.
But not now.Copy !req
113. It's hard to think with this
double-barrel in my face.Copy !req
114. Sorry.Copy !req
115. You've given me
a lot to think about.Copy !req
116. You're not gonna kill me?
Oh, I get it.Copy !req
117. You keep me alive
so I can spread your legend.Copy !req
118. Okay, I'll do that, man.
I'll spread your legend.Copy !req
119. Hey, you forgot your briefcase.Copy !req
120. Let's get this party crazy!Copy !req
121. Behold, my lady.Copy !req
122. That's the good stuff.Copy !req
123. Oh, man.Copy !req
124. Good morning...Copy !req
125. Ana Lee.Copy !req
126. Ana Lee. That's what I meant.Copy !req
127. Oh, shit.Copy !req
128. Son. This what you want
from your life?Copy !req
129. This...Copy !req
130. This gives you
a sense of fulfilment?Copy !req
131. Dad, I told you,
tomorrow I'm enrolling...Copy !req
132. in ITT Technical Institute...Copy !req
133. and I'm gonna fix computers
for a living, so-Copy !req
134. I spend...Copy !req
135. all night writing an editorial...Copy !req
136. about the nausea this town
has come to inspire.Copy !req
137. About the corruption, the violence
and the decadence...Copy !req
138. that we've come to expect
as part of our daily life.Copy !req
139. Then I have to turn the page...Copy !req
140. and see my own son's
contribution...Copy !req
141. to this mayhem.Copy !req
142. Sweet! I'm in the paper?Copy !req
143. Now, you may think you're...Copy !req
144. humiliating me...Copy !req
145. but you're humiliating yourself.Copy !req
146. Sorry. If you don't like it,
just ask them not to print it.Copy !req
147. It's your newspaper.Copy !req
148. I can't, because, unfortunately,
it's news.Copy !req
149. That's a good point.Copy !req
150. I kept myself out of
the papers for years.Copy !req
151. Now do me a favour
and do the same.Copy !req
152. And I told you...Copy !req
153. stop taking girls
into my garage.Copy !req
154. You do it again,
I'll change the lock.Copy !req
155. - Okay, but can you sign this for me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
156. "Never stop the partay. "Copy !req
157. Look at these.Copy !req
158. My shoe.Copy !req
159. - Hello? Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
160. I'm very uncomfortable.Copy !req
161. Who is it?Copy !req
162. Paparazzi in the house.Copy !req
163. Change the channel.Copy !req
164. I think we may have our
first visual on Britt Reid.Copy !req
165. - Go, go, go! Go! Get in there!
- It's for me. Hello?Copy !req
166. Get in there!Copy !req
167. And how are you coping
with your father's death?Copy !req
168. Give us some insight!Copy !req
169. If you're just joining us...Copy !req
170. James Reid has been found dead
from an allergic...Copy !req
171. reaction to a bee sting...Copy !req
172. leaving his son his media empire.Copy !req
173. How are you coping
with your father's death?Copy !req
174. It was during my
election campaign...Copy !req
175. for district attorney
that I first met James Reid.Copy !req
176. And it was immediately clear to me
that he was a man of...Copy !req
177. infallible integrity.Copy !req
178. He dedicated himself to this city
through his philanthropic endeavours...Copy !req
179. and his newspaper,
The Daily Sentinel...Copy !req
180. a shining beacon of truth.Copy !req
181. He was our North Star.Copy !req
182. He showed us the way.Copy !req
183. Thank you, James.Copy !req
184. Britt, your father was truly...Copy !req
185. a great man.
When I started campaigning...Copy !req
186. he gave me some-Copy !req
187. The best businessman
I've ever known.Copy !req
188. - He always came out on top.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
189. Britt?Copy !req
190. Britt.Copy !req
191. Hey. I'm so sorry for your loss.Copy !req
192. I just wanted to say
that my father...Copy !req
193. was a federal court judge,
so I think I know how it feels.Copy !req
194. When he passed away,
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.Copy !req
195. Just like you.Copy !req
196. So if you ever need
somebody to talk to...Copy !req
197. I mean, if you ever just want to grab
a drink, you want to get cheered up...Copy !req
198. I'm around.Copy !req
199. Okay, thanks, man.
I really appreciate-Copy !req
200. - Lock it up.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
201. - Keep it tight.
- Cool.Copy !req
202. This is your newspaper...Copy !req
203. but the burden doesn't
have to fall on you alone.Copy !req
204. I've been your father's...Copy !req
205. most trusted colleague
for the past 45 years.Copy !req
206. I'm gonna make sure
The Daily Sentinel...Copy !req
207. stays on a path that
would make him proud.Copy !req
208. So, what do you think
of all this?Copy !req
209. I don't think anything, man.Copy !req
210. I don't know a thing
about this newspaper.Copy !req
211. I've never even read
a full edition of it.Copy !req
212. You can do whatever the hell
you want with it.Copy !req
213. I'm not the guy to run
The Sentinel.Copy !req
214. Trying doesn't matter
when you always fail.Copy !req
215. Where's my leaf?Copy !req
216. Stupid bush.Copy !req
217. Hello!Copy !req
218. Who makes my coffee?Copy !req
219. Who makes my coffee?Copy !req
220. Will someone explain to me why,
on the worst day of my life...Copy !req
221. my coffee tastes like shit?Copy !req
222. Your coffee is normally
made by Kato.Copy !req
223. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
224. He works on your father's cars
and makes his coffee.Copy !req
225. You fired him and everyone who
works for your father yesterday.Copy !req
226. I want Kato here now!Copy !req
227. You're Kato?Copy !req
228. I thought your name was Henry.
I thought the pool guy was Kato.Copy !req
229. I'm Kato.Copy !req
230. I'm sorry to hear about your father.Copy !req
231. He was a complex man.Copy !req
232. Yeah.Copy !req
233. I have two questions for you, Kato.
Then you can go home.Copy !req
234. Why is it that my dad's mechanic
makes the coffee?Copy !req
235. And why is it that without you,
the coffee tastes...Copy !req
236. like crap?Copy !req
237. I think it's easier if I show you.Copy !req
238. Holy cow.Copy !req
239. Where did you get that thing?Copy !req
240. I made it.Copy !req
241. Watch this.Copy !req
242. You made that?Copy !req
243. Sit with me, Kato.
Tell me your tale.Copy !req
244. I was born in Shanghai.
You know Shanghai?Copy !req
245. Love Japan.Copy !req
246. My parents died when I was 4...Copy !req
247. and until I was 12
I lived in an orphanage.Copy !req
248. I'm sorry. My mom died
when I was young too.Copy !req
249. What happened after that?Copy !req
250. Then me and a few friends
ran away.Copy !req
251. - Lived on the street.
- How'd you start...Copy !req
252. - ... working for my dad?
- I work in a garage.Copy !req
253. And one day your father came in
with a '65 Chrysler.Copy !req
254. I know the car well.Copy !req
255. He was so happy with my work
that he offered me a job.Copy !req
256. I said yes.Copy !req
257. The coffee.
How'd that come about?Copy !req
258. He used to always say:Copy !req
259. "No one could ever make me
a good cup of coffee. "Copy !req
260. Good impression.Copy !req
261. So I built him the coffee machine.Copy !req
262. Well, you make one
damn fine cup of coffee, sir.Copy !req
263. Wanna see something cool?Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Not bad, man.Copy !req
266. - You did that?
- Yep.Copy !req
267. Industrial polycarbonate.Copy !req
268. What the hell is industrial
polycarbonate?Copy !req
269. It's the stuff...Copy !req
270. they use to make shark tanks.Copy !req
271. What are you doing?
Put that away. Are you crazy?Copy !req
272. Come on.Copy !req
273. Don't be a pussy.Copy !req
274. Okay.Copy !req
275. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
276. Dude.Copy !req
277. That was awesome. What is that stuff?
How does that wo-?Copy !req
278. Whoa, what are you
gonna do now?Copy !req
279. And...Copy !req
280. That is some Ben-Hur shit, dude.Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. Your dad made me do this kind
of stuff over the last few years.Copy !req
283. That is the balls.Copy !req
284. Old man was getting
paranoid, huh?Copy !req
285. You like that?Copy !req
286. - Yeah.
- Check this out.Copy !req
287. You drew all these?Copy !req
288. This is awesome.Copy !req
289. Kato, you are...Copy !req
290. a really good drawer.Copy !req
291. This is really impressive.Copy !req
292. Thanks. That's the stuff
I would really like to do.Copy !req
293. Holy-!Copy !req
294. Kato, are you a pervert?Copy !req
295. I wish I could draw stuff that sexy.Copy !req
296. Beer?Copy !req
297. Yeah, I'd love a beer. Sure.Copy !req
298. Thank you.Copy !req
299. Hey, Kato?Copy !req
300. What did you think of my father?Copy !req
301. He was fine.Copy !req
302. Come on. Just tell me.Copy !req
303. He was my boss.
Nobody loves their boss.Copy !req
304. Don't sugar-coat this.
You're not going to offend me.Copy !req
305. Just tell me, man to man.Copy !req
306. He was a bit of a dick.Copy !req
307. Yep.Copy !req
308. You are-Copy !req
309. Look at that.Copy !req
310. I am genius.Copy !req
311. - You are a genius.
- Yeah.Copy !req
312. You're a mad genius.Copy !req
313. I like classical music.Copy !req
314. You're a genius who likes classical
music. You know what you are?Copy !req
315. A human Swiss Army knife.Copy !req
316. What's that mean?Copy !req
317. It's a little thing,
you keep pulling out things.Copy !req
318. When you think
there couldn't be any more...Copy !req
319. a new cool thing comes out.
That's you.Copy !req
320. You even dress like one.Copy !req
321. Just need a little plus
on your chest.Copy !req
322. - Let's drink more.
- Yeah, let's drink.Copy !req
323. Yeah.Copy !req
324. You're speaking Chinese.Copy !req
325. Oh, shit. Sorry.Copy !req
326. I spent three weeks making a new
bumper for his Rolls-Royce.Copy !req
327. And the day after I finished,
he crashed it.Copy !req
328. He actually said it was my fault.
He screamed at me.Copy !req
329. That sounds like him.Copy !req
330. Listen to this, here's another story
of the 10 million I have.Copy !req
331. I'm young, there's a-Copy !req
332. Guys are picking on a girl
in school, I try to stop it.Copy !req
333. I get in trouble.Copy !req
334. What does my dad do?Copy !req
335. He takes my favourite toy, and he rips
the head off of it! Right in front of me.Copy !req
336. He throws it in the garbage.Copy !req
337. I was trying to help!
That's all I was trying to do!Copy !req
338. You know, it's unbelievable.Copy !req
339. He's an ass his entire life and then,
you know, they build him a statue.Copy !req
340. I just don't think...Copy !req
341. People are gonna look at it
and think he's great but he's not.Copy !req
342. It's totally unfair.Copy !req
343. There's no justice.Copy !req
344. Well, Kato?Copy !req
345. What do you say we get ourselves
some goddamn justice, huh?Copy !req
346. You serious?Copy !req
347. I'm totally serious.Copy !req
348. Let's do something crazy, man.
Let's do something nuts!Copy !req
349. Let's just do it.Copy !req
350. Yeah!Copy !req
351. Let's roll, Kato.Copy !req
352. Do you think it makes me
happy to do this, Dad?Copy !req
353. Come here.Copy !req
354. I know what you mean.Copy !req
355. Oh, this looks ominous.Copy !req
356. Where you going, man?Copy !req
357. Oh, shit. Oh, no.Copy !req
358. What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
359. Oh, God.Copy !req
360. Hey! Leave them alone!Copy !req
361. Let's get him!Copy !req
362. Oh, shit!Copy !req
363. I made a mistake!Copy !req
364. Shit.Copy !req
365. Guys, seriously! That's messed up!Copy !req
366. Seriously!Copy !req
367. No!Copy !req
368. Okay. Okay. No.Copy !req
369. I'm gonna give him a root canal.Copy !req
370. Just cut him.Copy !req
371. Get off, man! That's enough!Copy !req
372. Open wi-Copy !req
373. - You're a dead man!
- Come on, let's go!Copy !req
374. Britt! Behind you!Copy !req
375. Eat shit!Copy !req
376. Kato, wait up!Copy !req
377. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
378. Wait! Wait for me! Wait! Wait!Copy !req
379. - Go, go, go.
- I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!Copy !req
380. Oh, God! That was crazy!
I can't believe that!Copy !req
381. Holy shit! Oh, my God, Kato.Copy !req
382. Shit. Pigs.Copy !req
383. Oh, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
384. Are you a good driver?Copy !req
385. You kidding me?Copy !req
386. When I was a kid,
me and some friends-Copy !req
387. Kato, not now. Just drive.Copy !req
388. Okay, okay.Copy !req
389. Just act cool.Copy !req
390. - What do I do?
- Just act casual.Copy !req
391. Pull it over! Now!Copy !req
392. What are you doing?Copy !req
393. I'm trying to lose him.Copy !req
394. I don't know!Copy !req
395. Man, now we're in a car chase!Copy !req
396. Here he comes!Copy !req
397. Show me your hands!Copy !req
398. He's trying to kill us!Copy !req
399. Do the Ben-Hur shit!Copy !req
400. The Ben-Hur shit!Copy !req
401. Oh, no.Copy !req
402. Damn it.Copy !req
403. Kato...Copy !req
404. I think this is the greatest
moment of my entire life.Copy !req
405. I know. Mine too.Copy !req
406. Yeah! We rule!Copy !req
407. That was amazing!Copy !req
408. We are awesome!Copy !req
409. That was crazy!Copy !req
410. How do you do that, dude?
You beat the crap out of those guys!Copy !req
411. Where I grew up,
it was very dangerous.Copy !req
412. I got in a lot of fights
when I was a kid.Copy !req
413. But you knew where people
were without looking.Copy !req
414. You were so fast.Copy !req
415. When my heart starts pumping,
it's almost like time slows down.Copy !req
416. It's unbelievable how cool we are!Copy !req
417. Do you hear me, Dad? We did it!Copy !req
418. That was amazing!Copy !req
419. Kato, I'm serious.Copy !req
420. I'm gonna get real with you,
so just go with this.Copy !req
421. It might get weird and intimate...Copy !req
422. but just accept me, okay?Copy !req
423. What we did tonight was fantastic.
It was amazing.Copy !req
424. We saved those people, man.
We saved their lives!Copy !req
425. So here's what I'm saying.
We keep doing this.Copy !req
426. You can beat the crap
out of a million dudes...Copy !req
427. because you freeze time
when your heart starts pumping.Copy !req
428. We do that every night,
I'm saying!Copy !req
429. Kato? Kato?Copy !req
430. We could be heroesCopy !req
431. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
432. Look, look.Copy !req
433. We're on television!Copy !req
434. We're on TV.Copy !req
435. Look at me!Copy !req
436. Where am I?Copy !req
437. I don't know.Copy !req
438. I'm too fast for TV.Copy !req
439. Yes, exactly.Copy !req
440. We saved those people and they
just talk about that stupid head.Copy !req
441. How can we be heroes
if they think we're criminals?Copy !req
442. The suspects are considered
armed and dangerous.Copy !req
443. I am coming to you live from
Elysian Fields Cemetery...Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. Think about this, Kato.Copy !req
446. What is the one insanely stupid thing
every superhero has in common?Copy !req
447. Tights?Copy !req
448. No.Copy !req
449. Cape?Copy !req
450. No, Kato.Copy !req
451. It's that everyone knows that they're
the good guy, the hero, you know?Copy !req
452. All the bad guy has to do is
start capping innocent people...Copy !req
453. and he's got the good guy
by the nuts.Copy !req
454. It's in every movie,
it's in every comic book.Copy !req
455. It's in everything. It's so stupid.Copy !req
456. But if the bad guy...Copy !req
457. thought the good guy was also a bad
guy, he wouldn't be able to do that.Copy !req
458. That's what we'll do differently.
We will...Copy !req
459. pose as villains...Copy !req
460. but we'll act like heroes.Copy !req
461. But then the police and the bad guys
will both try to kill us.Copy !req
462. We're dead already, Kato.Copy !req
463. I mean, seriously, look at us.Copy !req
464. We've both been completely
wasting our potential.Copy !req
465. You a little bit more than me.Copy !req
466. What do you want your
autobiography to be called?Copy !req
467. Oil Changes and Cappuccinos?Copy !req
468. Because I think Balls Deep
in Shit-Kicking Dudes by Kato...Copy !req
469. is a much cooler-sounding book.Copy !req
470. I would read that book,
and I don't read shit.Copy !req
471. But when they adapted it into a movie,
I would see the shit out of it.Copy !req
472. Kato, you should never make
coffee for anyone again.Copy !req
473. It's a waste of your talent.Copy !req
474. It's not dying that
you need to be afraid of.Copy !req
475. It's never having lived
in the first place.Copy !req
476. It did feel good
saving those people.Copy !req
477. Well, technically, I saved them,
but you helped.Copy !req
478. Whatever.Copy !req
479. - Let's not get technical.
- But why would people...Copy !req
480. take us serious? We're just
two guys who stole a head.Copy !req
481. I know how to make them
take us seriously.Copy !req
482. All right, gentlemen. Hear ye, hear ye.
Court is in session.Copy !req
483. Let's talk shop, okay?Copy !req
484. Shall we?Copy !req
485. Who's this guy?Copy !req
486. Who's your friend?Copy !req
487. - He's my man.
- I'm not your man.Copy !req
488. He's not my man.
No. He's not my man.Copy !req
489. He's like, you know, he's like
"my man. " He's my-Copy !req
490. Not- We're plato- It's plato-Copy !req
491. We're platonic friends.
Platonic male friends.Copy !req
492. He's my...Copy !req
493. executive associate.Copy !req
494. Yes. That's who he is,
and that doesn't matter.Copy !req
495. What does matter
is how we tackle...Copy !req
496. this horrible incident.Copy !req
497. Whoever did this means business,
and this is just the beginning.Copy !req
498. What are you talking about?
You mean the vandalising business?Copy !req
499. I get it.Copy !req
500. Listen, let's not blow this thing
out of proportion.Copy !req
501. I will blow this guy
in any proportion I like.Copy !req
502. This is my...Copy !req
503. newspaper, Axford, and I want
this man on the front page of it.Copy !req
504. I want him on the webpage.
I want you to blog about him.Copy !req
505. I want him on every
news outlet we have.Copy !req
506. I want the whole city to know...Copy !req
507. how dangerous this man is.Copy !req
508. The man that cut the head off...Copy !req
509. of my father's statue. Not yours.Copy !req
510. All right.Copy !req
511. Since there isn't any real info
on the guy's identity...Copy !req
512. what do we call him?Copy !req
513. That's easy.Copy !req
514. I got it.Copy !req
515. This man is called...Copy !req
516. the Green Bee.Copy !req
517. It's kind of lame.Copy !req
518. It sounds like a knitting store.Copy !req
519. It sounds like an energy bar.Copy !req
520. No, that came out wrong. That's not
what I meant. I didn't mean that!Copy !req
521. I like The Decapitator.Copy !req
522. Well, then make it like
the Green Desecrater.Copy !req
523. What's the guy
that drives the horse?Copy !req
524. Or Green Trenchcoat Guy.Copy !req
525. The Green Hornet.Copy !req
526. No. It's more like-Copy !req
527. - What?
- What did-?Copy !req
528. The Green Hornet.Copy !req
529. That's pretty awesome.Copy !req
530. Much better.Copy !req
531. - You guys like that?
- Yeah, your man's right.Copy !req
532. - Green Hornet it is.
- Looks good too.Copy !req
533. - The Green Hornet. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
534. It's decided, then.Copy !req
535. The front page of
tomorrow's newspaper...Copy !req
536. will feature the Green Hornet.
Unless you like Green Bee better?Copy !req
537. Anyone? No one?Copy !req
538. Oh, that's much worse.Copy !req
539. - Definitely Hornet.
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
540. Let's roll, Kato.Copy !req
541. So Green Hornet des- Oh, no, not
"desecrates. " How about decapitates?Copy !req
542. It's gonna be a long night.Copy !req
543. I am.Copy !req
544. We need to think of
a cool name for you.Copy !req
545. The Lil' Stinger!Copy !req
546. I'm the Green Hornet,
you're Lil' Stinger!Copy !req
547. No way.Copy !req
548. The Honey Pot.Copy !req
549. Get it? Like, bees make honey?
You're my Honey Pot.Copy !req
550. What's going on?Copy !req
551. Decapitated statues.
I decapitated real people.Copy !req
552. No, no. I wouldn't worry about it.Copy !req
553. He won't affect business.Copy !req
554. I'm not worried.Copy !req
555. Who told you I'm worried?Copy !req
556. DA Scanlon!Copy !req
557. With the nightclub bombing,
and now this Green Hornet guy...Copy !req
558. some saying the streets
might not be as safe as you say.Copy !req
559. Look, guys, stop connecting separate
thoughts with invisible lines.Copy !req
560. This Green Hornet thing
is just a prank.Copy !req
561. What you guys should report
is that since I took office...Copy !req
562. crime is down significantly
in the city of Los Angeles.Copy !req
563. Thank you.Copy !req
564. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
565. I'm Lenore Case.Copy !req
566. I'm the temp for Mr. Reid's
secretarial position.Copy !req
567. Today's my first day.Copy !req
568. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Kato.Copy !req
569. It's my first day too.Copy !req
570. Really? Well, nice to meet you.Copy !req
571. Do you work for Mr. Reid?Copy !req
572. I'm his executive associate.Copy !req
573. That must be great.Copy !req
574. Yeah, it is. So far.Copy !req
575. I have a really important question.Copy !req
576. Who is the hottie-boom-bottie who's
standing right behind me right now?Copy !req
577. I'm kidding. Hi, I'm Britt Reid.
I own this newspaper.Copy !req
578. - What's going on?
- It's such a pleasure. I'm Lenore Case.Copy !req
579. I've been sent to be your temp
until you find a new secretary.Copy !req
580. Jackpot.Copy !req
581. Right this way.Copy !req
582. So...Copy !req
583. got one.Copy !req
584. Why don't you tell me:Copy !req
585. How do you feel about
the state of this...Copy !req
586. newspaper...Copy !req
587. as it stands today.Copy !req
588. Go.Copy !req
589. To be honest,
this paper has taken a dip...Copy !req
590. in the last few years
in quality and ambition.Copy !req
591. Really?Copy !req
592. Well, the entire industry has...Copy !req
593. because of the Internet.Copy !req
594. So there's a lot of pressure to print
easy-to-digest articles.Copy !req
595. And it's the last...Copy !req
596. family-owned paper in the city,
one of the only not attached...Copy !req
597. to a conglomerate,
so it's understandable.Copy !req
598. Conglomerate?Copy !req
599. The Sentinel used to really
use its independence...Copy !req
600. to be brazen, at the very least.Copy !req
601. Like that article your father wrote
just after the bombing?Copy !req
602. That was reporting. That is the kind
of article that can make a difference.Copy !req
603. That was good. You know
a lot about this shit, huh?Copy !req
604. I studied journalism.
I have a minor in criminology.Copy !req
605. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
606. Criminology.
The study of the criminal mind.Copy !req
607. What are your...Copy !req
608. thoughts on this
Green Hornet character? Go.Copy !req
609. Well, first, there's two kinds
of criminals.Copy !req
610. There's the psycho egomaniac...Copy !req
611. and the power maniac.Copy !req
612. He seems to be the second.Copy !req
613. - English.
- He defied authority-Copy !req
614. What will he do next?Copy !req
615. Yeah.Copy !req
616. What is his next move,
is what I was gonna ask.Copy !req
617. Write this down.Copy !req
618. Well, he'll probably try to...Copy !req
619. appropriate more power.Copy !req
620. He'll hit somebody
on their own turf.Copy !req
621. Basically, he'll start out small, and
then he'll work his way up to the top.Copy !req
622. I mean, that's what John Gotti did
to Paul Castellano in '85.Copy !req
623. - And it worked?
- Yes.Copy !req
624. Look at you!Copy !req
625. You really know a lot
about this stuff.Copy !req
626. And you're lovely
and beautiful and-Copy !req
627. I'm just sitting here thinking, "Why
are you only pursuing this in your...?"Copy !req
628. Kato, help me out here.Copy !req
629. Twilight?Copy !req
630. "Twilight"?Copy !req
631. "Twilight"?Copy !req
632. Yeah.Copy !req
633. I saw the movie,
but I don't see how this is-Copy !req
634. Oh, no, no, no. Not like that.
No. Not like the movie.Copy !req
635. I guess if we're doing movies,
it would be more like Cocoon...Copy !req
636. or something like that.Copy !req
637. Yeah. Later in one's years.Copy !req
638. What are you-? I'm only 36.Copy !req
639. You're 36?Copy !req
640. Holy shit. That's crazy.Copy !req
641. Thought you were, like, 31, tops.Copy !req
642. I don't even know if we
can hire a 36-year-old.Copy !req
643. We have to build a ramp.Copy !req
644. Why now?Copy !req
645. She doesn't wanna tell you.Copy !req
646. You don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
647. Mr. Kato is right.Copy !req
648. I do not feel comfortable.Copy !req
649. And if this means I am not going to be
your temp any longer, I'm sorry. It's-Copy !req
650. That's exactly what it means.Copy !req
651. - Yeah.
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
652. Because you are now
my permanent secretary!Copy !req
653. Here is what has
gone down, Lenore.Copy !req
654. You've displayed two things.Copy !req
655. Balls.Copy !req
656. And if there's one thing
I like on my women...Copy !req
657. it's balls.Copy !req
658. Be my permanent secretary.Copy !req
659. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
660. I'm not kidding. This is how I do.Copy !req
661. This is how I roll,
every day, all day.Copy !req
662. I make it rain like this, okay?Copy !req
663. Come work for me.Copy !req
664. - Just say yes. Don't think.
- Really?Copy !req
665. - I'll do it. Yes!
- Thank you. Yes!Copy !req
666. - This is so exciting.
- It is exciting.Copy !req
667. - Thank you so much.
- Don't thank him.Copy !req
668. - Thank you.
- Yes.Copy !req
669. - I will not disappoint you.
- I don't think you will.Copy !req
670. I will do in-depth research,
fact checking, spell checking.Copy !req
671. Anything that you need.Copy !req
672. Why don't you get started on more
Green Hornet research? Perfect.Copy !req
673. She is hot. It's crazy how
hot she is. It's sickening.Copy !req
674. Did you write down everything?Copy !req
675. Let me see!Copy !req
676. Pervert.Copy !req
677. Let's get to work, Kato.Copy !req
678. All right, we got a plan.
Start small...Copy !req
679. - ... work our way up to the top.
- Okay.Copy !req
680. We'll need a car.Copy !req
681. Yes, we'll need a car.Copy !req
682. With some weapons.Copy !req
683. And armour.Copy !req
684. Cool rims. Spinning rims.Copy !req
685. Slurpee machine.Copy !req
686. A horn that plays "La Cucaracha. "Copy !req
687. Loaded up the ass with cool shit!Copy !req
688. I can do that.Copy !req
689. Kato, I want you to take my hand...Copy !req
690. and come with me
on this adventure.Copy !req
691. I'll go with you,
but I don't wanna touch you.Copy !req
692. Don't take my hand, but will you
come with me on this adventure?Copy !req
693. No.Copy !req
694. I'll pick this one.Copy !req
695. All right. This one.Copy !req
696. Tell me what's going down, girl.Copy !req
697. Hey, Kato!Copy !req
698. Come closer.Copy !req
699. I had an idea for the car.Copy !req
700. Ejector seats.Copy !req
701. Ejector seats?Copy !req
702. You don't think it's a good idea?Copy !req
703. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
704. I'm so excited right now.Copy !req
705. I can't wait!Copy !req
706. Oh, man. What the hell?Copy !req
707. Watch your feet.Copy !req
708. I call it the Black Beauty.Copy !req
709. Kato!Copy !req
710. It's beautiful!Copy !req
711. And it's black.Copy !req
712. Incredible.Copy !req
713. Dude, we're forgetting
something important.Copy !req
714. Watch this.Copy !req
715. That is so wicked.Copy !req
716. Where we going?Copy !req
717. I have no idea. I thought you knew.Copy !req
718. Oh, okay, I got an idea. Okay.Copy !req
719. Mr. Reid's office.Copy !req
720. I'm looking at you.Copy !req
721. What?Copy !req
722. I'm totally joking.Copy !req
723. Britt Reid calling.Copy !req
724. Burning the candle at both ends,
I see.Copy !req
725. Wouldn't Mr. Case
be upset with that?Copy !req
726. There is no Mr. Case?Copy !req
727. Well, that's not why I'm calling.Copy !req
728. Remember we asked you to do
all that Green Hornet research?Copy !req
729. Predicting what he might do next?Copy !req
730. If you could send us that?
Those crime maps.Copy !req
731. - Oh, yeah.
- That'd be helpful. Fax it over.Copy !req
732. Hold on a second.Copy !req
733. Let me see.
It's coming right at you.Copy !req
734. Great.Copy !req
735. So, what you doing? Just-?Copy !req
736. If you need anything else,
let me know.Copy !req
737. - I'll talk to you soon.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
738. She wants me so bad...Copy !req
739. it's crazy.Copy !req
740. Here we go.Copy !req
741. South Central.Copy !req
742. Yeah. Okay. We got...Copy !req
743. 14 homicides...Copy !req
744. 34 assaults, 116 drug arrests.Copy !req
745. This month.Copy !req
746. A good place for
the Green Hornet to make his debut.Copy !req
747. - Let's roll, Kato.
- Let's roll.Copy !req
748. This is really far east.Copy !req
749. I've never been to this part of town.Copy !req
750. I think we're in the hood, Kato.Copy !req
751. Britt, Britt! Do you think...Copy !req
752. we start with them?Copy !req
753. Yeah. Just like Lenore said.Copy !req
754. Start small, work our way up.Copy !req
755. This is really, really intense.Copy !req
756. - You don't want to do it?
- I do.Copy !req
757. Let's do it before
we chicken out, okay?Copy !req
758. - I won't chicken out.
- Who knows who might?Copy !req
759. Just pull up to them.Copy !req
760. I don't want to talk.Copy !req
761. - Well, I don't want to talk either.
- So get in the back!Copy !req
762. - I barely speak English.
- You're speaking English now!Copy !req
763. Okay, fine! Oh, this is so stupid.Copy !req
764. Okay.Copy !req
765. - Calm down.
- I am calm. This is scary.Copy !req
766. - Shut up.
- You shut up. Just let me talk.Copy !req
767. - Be cool, be cool.
- I am cool. Shut up.Copy !req
768. Yo, you looking for
that good stuff, man?Copy !req
769. I am the Green Hornet.Copy !req
770. And I would like to sit
down with your boss.Copy !req
771. Sit on this, bitch.Copy !req
772. Oh, God!Copy !req
773. My arm!Copy !req
774. Bean bags! Kato, hit them
with the bean bags!Copy !req
775. Yeah!Copy !req
776. Yeah!Copy !req
777. Let me show you
how it's done!Copy !req
778. Green...Copy !req
779. Hornet...Copy !req
780. says hello!Copy !req
781. Eat my foot...Copy !req
782. bitch!Copy !req
783. My nuts!Copy !req
784. What the hell was that?Copy !req
785. Who do you work fo-?Copy !req
786. Oh, God. Gross.Copy !req
787. Who do you work for?Copy !req
788. Shit. Hey! You!Copy !req
789. Come here! Come here!Copy !req
790. Hey! Who do you work for?Copy !req
791. Chudnofsky.Copy !req
792. Guy everybody works for.Copy !req
793. Chov-what-sky?Copy !req
794. Chudnofsky.Copy !req
795. What kind of a dumb name is that?Copy !req
796. - Where do you get the shit you sell?
- I won't tell you.Copy !req
797. Oh, really? Never?Copy !req
798. Chudnofsky's on our ass, guys.Copy !req
799. We gotta get this shipment done.Copy !req
800. You've just been stung!Copy !req
801. Yeah!Copy !req
802. You!Copy !req
803. This is my town now!Copy !req
804. My name is the Green Hornet.Copy !req
805. Cool, man. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
806. Cool. How's it going?Copy !req
807. Anyway, tell your boss...Copy !req
808. the Green Hornet
sends his regards.Copy !req
809. Dude.Copy !req
810. You broke my lab, man.Copy !req
811. Yeah.Copy !req
812. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
813. Let's burn this mother down, Kato.Copy !req
814. Explain yourself, Mr. Tupper.Copy !req
815. The guy was crazy, man. I mean,
he drove a car through a wall.Copy !req
816. The thing looked like a half-tank.Copy !req
817. There was fire
coming out of the thing.Copy !req
818. And?Copy !req
819. Oh, yeah, he gave me this.Copy !req
820. He said that this is his town now.Copy !req
821. A man comes in in an insect
costume and you shit your pants?Copy !req
822. Look, trust me!Copy !req
823. A grown man wearing a mask...Copy !req
824. is a little bit scarier
than a guy wearing a suit.Copy !req
825. You're not pleased with my suit?
Does it fail to fill you with fear?Copy !req
826. I'm sorry, I didn't mean
any disrespect.Copy !req
827. Do you have any idea how many great
people have killed in a suit?Copy !req
828. I like your suit.Copy !req
829. Me too.Copy !req
830. This is exactly
what I was talking about.Copy !req
831. I'm not as scary as some idiot
in a green mask. Come on!Copy !req
832. You say they won't affect business.Copy !req
833. Now, this guy ran six...Copy !req
834. of the biggest meth labs in L.A.Copy !req
835. Now because of that Hornet,
he's dead.Copy !req
836. Business affected.Copy !req
837. I've got reports of the Green Hornet
shooting out a camera...Copy !req
838. I had a report that
an elderly couple claims...Copy !req
839. he gave the finger
from the HOV Lane.Copy !req
840. - that saw the Green Hornet
and his chauffeur in a fistfight...Copy !req
841. with gang members
in South Central.Copy !req
842. The Green Hornet raises questions.
We all know that...Copy !req
843. gang proliferation
has been rising.Copy !req
844. Okay, that'll be homework.Copy !req
845. I got a yoga class.Copy !req
846. Don't worry. Anyhoo, bottom line:
Headlines, people.Copy !req
847. Get this story out there.Copy !req
848. Will the violence continue
to spill out onto the street?Copy !req
849. What are the police
doing about it?Copy !req
850. Is anyone safe...Copy !req
851. at the mercy of...Copy !req
852. dot, dot, dot...Copy !req
853. the Green Hornet?Copy !req
854. And I want those dots.
I want dots in the paper, okay?Copy !req
855. Want us to handle this delicately?Copy !req
856. No.Copy !req
857. But DA Scanlon's re-election platform
is based on cleaning up the streets.Copy !req
858. You guys are acquaintances.Copy !req
859. - So if you want us to-
- That's a great idea.Copy !req
860. You should use that.Copy !req
861. Write an article about that!Copy !req
862. "Even DA Scanlon is quivering
at the feet of this scourge. "Copy !req
863. Use the word "scourge. "Copy !req
864. - Write an article about that.
- Britt.Copy !req
865. - Can I talk to you?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
866. I know what you're trying to do, turn
this newspaper into a discotheque.Copy !req
867. But it's not gonna work.Copy !req
868. That's not what I'm doing.
She's a brainy broad.Copy !req
869. This is a serious matter, okay?Copy !req
870. Every line we print,
there's repercussions.Copy !req
871. Somebody has to take
responsibility. That's me.Copy !req
872. Well, I'm not afraid of these bastards
and you shouldn't be either.Copy !req
873. Neither was Daniel.Copy !req
874. He made it to the wall.Copy !req
875. They killed him for wantonly
speculating on the drug war.Copy !req
876. That's exactly what you and your
little girlfriend are doing.Copy !req
877. I know you think my experience
ain't worth shit...Copy !req
878. but your father listened to me.
So should you.Copy !req
879. This is the story I want to run.Copy !req
880. I'm going with it,
and if he were still with us, it's what...Copy !req
881. Daniel Vertell... Vertellah?Copy !req
882. Vertalot. It's what he would've
wanted too. Okay?Copy !req
883. That's the story, team. Run it!Copy !req
884. Britt Reid outro.Copy !req
885. "Scourge"?Copy !req
886. tail on this Hornet guy!Copy !req
887. Yeah!Copy !req
888. Red light. Stop!Copy !req
889. Shit, the camera got us.Copy !req
890. What camera?Copy !req
891. The Green Hornet
and his masked accomplice...Copy !req
892. stirred up trouble in
the southland today.Copy !req
893. Violence has erupted downtown...Copy !req
894. - Kato? Breakfast in the house.
- Yes.Copy !req
895. I just checked the Hornet mail.Copy !req
896. Nothing new,
but they'll be a-knocking.Copy !req
897. - Sounds great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
898. - I have something for you.
- Really? Awesome.Copy !req
899. "Dear Britt, you are my shon-di. "Copy !req
900. What's shon-di?Copy !req
901. Brother.Copy !req
902. That's awfully nice.Copy !req
903. I've never had a brother, man.
I always wanted one.Copy !req
904. What the hell is this?Copy !req
905. It's a gas gun. Your Hornet gun!Copy !req
906. - A gas gun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
907. Why not a "gun" gun?Copy !req
908. Our enemies have "gun" guns.Copy !req
909. What? I don't understand.
What are these?Copy !req
910. What is this? What are these?
Are these paint balls?Copy !req
911. No. Inside is knockout gas.Copy !req
912. That's insane.Copy !req
913. Where's yours? Do you have one?Copy !req
914. - Do you have a black version of it?
- No, just you.Copy !req
915. - No?
- No.Copy !req
916. Well, why not? Why just me?Copy !req
917. You are so special.Copy !req
918. I know, but how come
I'm the only one with a gun?Copy !req
919. You don't have...Copy !req
920. much fighting experience,
so I thought you needed a gun.Copy !req
921. Well, I'll be honest,
that's a little insulting, man.Copy !req
922. We were both badasses
the other night.Copy !req
923. I kicked that guy in the face
like three times. In the face.Copy !req
924. Yeah, yeah, I remember.Copy !req
925. Yeah.Copy !req
926. It makes you look cool.Copy !req
927. I need to look cool now?
What the hell?Copy !req
928. You said my outfit was pimp.Copy !req
929. I thought, "That's a weird word. "
But you said it was pimp.Copy !req
930. - It is pimp.
- Yeah.Copy !req
931. The Hornet gun
is just an accessory.Copy !req
932. - An accessory?
- Yeah.Copy !req
933. Well, then you need
nunchucks, then.Copy !req
934. - If you don't like it, don't use it.
- How does it work?Copy !req
935. Shit!Copy !req
936. Hey.Copy !req
937. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
938. Okay. It works.Copy !req
939. What the hell?Copy !req
940. Kato!Copy !req
941. Kato!Copy !req
942. I'm here!Copy !req
943. Hey, you're awake.Copy !req
944. What the hell? What happened to me?
What's happening? What happened?Copy !req
945. You shot yourself in the face
by mistake.Copy !req
946. How long was I out?
What time is it?Copy !req
947. Two o'clock.Copy !req
948. Oh, that's not so bad, I guess.Copy !req
949. On Thursday.Copy !req
950. It's Thursday? Are you ki-?
It's not Monday right now?Copy !req
951. No. I'm sorry.Copy !req
952. Did you put this diaper on me?Copy !req
953. Well, what did I miss?Copy !req
954. Nothing really.Copy !req
955. I did some work on
the Black Beauties.Copy !req
956. "Beauties"?Copy !req
957. Holy crap.Copy !req
958. Backups.Copy !req
959. How the hell did you do this
in four days?Copy !req
960. It's been 11 days.Copy !req
961. Whoa, 11 days? What?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
962. I wasn't sleeping,
I was in a coma, dick!Copy !req
963. But it's okay now,
I fixed the Hornet gas.Copy !req
964. The gas only lasts one hour.Copy !req
965. Can I see it?Copy !req
966. Okay, but be careful
this time. Okay?Copy !req
967. I just want to look at it.
Just give it to me for one second...Copy !req
968. See you in an hour.Copy !req
969. Mr. Reid!Copy !req
970. Hey.Copy !req
971. Welcome back. I'm so glad
you're feeling better.Copy !req
972. I heard that mono was the worst.Copy !req
973. Mono?Copy !req
974. Yeah, well,
it's better than herpes, right?Copy !req
975. Here are your messages.
I have some meetings...Copy !req
976. - ... I'd like to set up with you.
- Cool.Copy !req
977. Knock that off.Copy !req
978. Here is the research that you
asked for before you got sick.Copy !req
979. Green Hornet! Me likey!Copy !req
980. DA Scanlon called, he said that
he really needs to speak to you.Copy !req
981. Boring!Copy !req
982. I need to go look at this stuff.Copy !req
983. I read the article you sent me.Copy !req
984. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
985. - Nothing.
- No?Copy !req
986. Nothing at all.Copy !req
987. Thought maybe we could get dinner
or get a drink, blow off some steam.Copy !req
988. Yeah. I would love to.Copy !req
989. - What time?
- I was thinking 7?Copy !req
990. We could meet downstairs.Copy !req
991. Seven.Copy !req
992. - Perfect. I'll be there.
- Okay.Copy !req
993. That was awesome!Copy !req
994. Hey, Kato!Copy !req
995. Can you make me some coffee?Copy !req
996. You don't have your whole
little operation set up...Copy !req
997. but whatever you whip up
would be great.Copy !req
998. Lenore...Copy !req
999. have you had this
little bastard's coffee?Copy !req
1000. Because it is...Copy !req
1001. scrump-diddly-umptious.
You want a cup?Copy !req
1002. I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
1003. So that's just one...Copy !req
1004. cup of coffee, Kato.Copy !req
1005. So there's this restaurant that just
opened in the San Fernando Valley...Copy !req
1006. and it's called
La Maison des la Voide.Copy !req
1007. The whole thing is you eat
your meal in total darkness.Copy !req
1008. So with deprived sight...Copy !req
1009. each bite is like an orgasm
in your mouth.Copy !req
1010. And I was thinking
maybe it would be...Copy !req
1011. - Mr. Reid's office.
- ... fun if...Copy !req
1012. This is DA Scanlon calling
for Britt Reid, please.Copy !req
1013. Hello, sir.
I'm aware you've been calling.Copy !req
1014. No, he's had mono.Copy !req
1015. Let me look. Maybe there's a chance
we could work that out today.Copy !req
1016. If you ever tell me
to get you coffee again...Copy !req
1017. I'll beat the shit out of you!Copy !req
1018. What are you-? What is wrong
with you? Are you crazy?Copy !req
1019. This is our plan,
you're supposed to work for me!Copy !req
1020. You got me a Jamba Juice!Copy !req
1021. We're supposed to be
brothers, man.Copy !req
1022. We're supposed to be shon-di!Copy !req
1023. What happened to that, huh?Copy !req
1024. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1025. You should be sorry.Copy !req
1026. We've become superheroes
and there's a lot of stress involved...Copy !req
1027. but you don't gotta
freak out about it.Copy !req
1028. Now can I have the coffee?Copy !req
1029. I'm joking. I'm totally joking.Copy !req
1030. You still mad at me, Kato?Copy !req
1031. No.Copy !req
1032. Good.Copy !req
1033. Because you shouldn't be anyway.Copy !req
1034. What's up with Lenore, man?Copy !req
1035. Is she acting weird around me?Copy !req
1036. No, why?Copy !req
1037. I "like" like her.Copy !req
1038. And I can't nail her.
She's completely un-nailable.Copy !req
1039. It's a terrible fact.
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1040. She doesn't like you,
why would you want her?Copy !req
1041. Maybe it's because she doesn't
like me. Isn't that sick?Copy !req
1042. That could be it.Copy !req
1043. Girls are such a drag, Kato.
Thank God we have each other.Copy !req
1044. Hey! I'm calling a boys' night!
What do you say, huh?Copy !req
1045. What are you doing?Copy !req
1046. I didn't know you wanted to hang out.
I'm going for drinks with a friend.Copy !req
1047. Friend? Who? Come on.Copy !req
1048. Tony.Copy !req
1049. Tony?Copy !req
1050. Well, have fun!Copy !req
1051. Hey, wait, wait, wait! Can I come?Copy !req
1052. - You want to try?
- No.Copy !req
1053. Hit the black key.Copy !req
1054. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1055. Okay, I'll try. Which one?Copy !req
1056. You know, this Green Hornet thing
is just crazy, isn't it?Copy !req
1057. I mean, it's all I can think about
sometimes.Copy !req
1058. I feel really in tuned with it. Kind of
like that guy with the Zodiac Killer.Copy !req
1059. What about the man
dressed in black?Copy !req
1060. Johnny Cash?Copy !req
1061. No. His partner.Copy !req
1062. His partner. No, I don't think
that that's his partner.Copy !req
1063. That's probably just
some thug he hired.Copy !req
1064. Anyhow, they'll both
be dead in no time.Copy !req
1065. Yeah.Copy !req
1066. Why?Copy !req
1067. Because the Green Hornet's been
attracting way too much attention.Copy !req
1068. Whoever's in charge
is gonna get tired of it...Copy !req
1069. call him in to make a deal,
then kill him.Copy !req
1070. It's what Gotti did
to Mangela in '87.Copy !req
1071. In two weeks. Two weeks, tops,
that's what I give them.Copy !req
1072. - Two weeks?
- Dead.Copy !req
1073. You're not gonna like this,
but we got nothing.Copy !req
1074. It's like the Green Hornet
didn't exist.Copy !req
1075. Nobody's done a deal with him...Copy !req
1076. done time with him.Copy !req
1077. Nobody's heard of him.Copy !req
1078. It's like he came out of thin air.Copy !req
1079. Yeah, and I've gotta say...Copy !req
1080. he's setting a bad example
for the other gangs.Copy !req
1081. I met with the Armenians today.Copy !req
1082. They told me if the Hornet
is independent...Copy !req
1083. they wanna be independent too.Copy !req
1084. The Armenians truly said that?Copy !req
1085. And I heard rumours the Koreans
are talking the same.Copy !req
1086. Which Korean?Copy !req
1087. Kim.Copy !req
1088. Kim?Copy !req
1089. No, Kim never said that.Copy !req
1090. No, we've been doing business
for 25 years. We're friends.Copy !req
1091. I'm sorry, boss.Copy !req
1092. That's just shocking.Copy !req
1093. Maybe we should go down there
and teach them...Copy !req
1094. to keep their mouths shut.Copy !req
1095. No.Copy !req
1096. No. No.Copy !req
1097. I should kill Kim myself.
He's a friend.Copy !req
1098. And I'll kill the Armenians too.
It'll make me feel better.Copy !req
1099. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
1100. Great. What about The Hornet?Copy !req
1101. Britt?Copy !req
1102. What you doing here?Copy !req
1103. Guess what, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
1104. We got mail.Copy !req
1105. We got Hornet mail!
He e-mailed! It happened!Copy !req
1106. Come here, look! Come here!
Look, look, look!Copy !req
1107. "Green Hornet. " Me.Copy !req
1108. "Good job on the meth lab.Copy !req
1109. The place was costing me money
and I wanted to shut it down. "Copy !req
1110. That's B.S.Copy !req
1111. "Let's talk about another venture
that could be mutually beneficial.Copy !req
1112. Please meet tomorrow
at the lot on Fifth and Union...Copy !req
1113. in downtown at 4 p. m. "Copy !req
1114. Another adventure for
the Green Hornet...Copy !req
1115. and his nameless sidekick!Copy !req
1116. Looks like we've got
some planning to do.Copy !req
1117. It could be a trap.Copy !req
1118. Like how Gotti killed
Mangela in '87.Copy !req
1119. Where did you hear that from?Copy !req
1120. The History Channel.Copy !req
1121. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1122. Should we go downtown now...Copy !req
1123. and check it out?Copy !req
1124. No, that's cool. I got that covered.Copy !req
1125. You fill up the car
with weapons and stuff.Copy !req
1126. So you're just gonna come up
with the plan by yourself?Copy !req
1127. Bingo.Copy !req
1128. I don't know if that's the best idea.Copy !req
1129. - Course you don't.
- What's that mean?Copy !req
1130. Oh, it means that you think
you're an awesome karate dude...Copy !req
1131. that can do anything, and that
I'm an incompetent schmuck...Copy !req
1132. who needs a gun
that shoots farts at people.Copy !req
1133. I'm saying,
we should do this together.Copy !req
1134. I'm saying you should go home.Copy !req
1135. You should go to sleep so tomorrow
you could process my incredible plan.Copy !req
1136. Fine.Copy !req
1137. This is so stupid.Copy !req
1138. We pissed this guy off.Copy !req
1139. Now we're walking into his turf.Copy !req
1140. We walked into their turf last time
and guess what.Copy !req
1141. We kicked the crap out of them.Copy !req
1142. And everyone knows: what happens
when you corner a hornet?Copy !req
1143. You get stung.Copy !req
1144. "You get stung. "
What does that mean?Copy !req
1145. This is not a game, Britt.
And you're gonna get us killed.Copy !req
1146. If you don't like my plan,
you do not have to be a part of it.Copy !req
1147. - I don't think you have a plan.
- I do!Copy !req
1148. I just haven't told you yet.Copy !req
1149. And it's amazing, okay?Copy !req
1150. So are you in, or are you
chickening out like a bitch?Copy !req
1151. You are a bitch.Copy !req
1152. Not now, Kato, not now.
Turn in here.Copy !req
1153. There they are.
Game faces, Kato. Game faces.Copy !req
1154. Here's the plan.
Take this, put it in your ear.Copy !req
1155. You listen in on my phone...Copy !req
1156. which I've taped to my chest.Copy !req
1157. When I say the secret word,
which is "Constantinople"...Copy !req
1158. I'll kick the old guy in the nuts,
you blow them up with missiles.Copy !req
1159. Truck! Kato, back up!Copy !req
1160. Back up! Back up!Copy !req
1161. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1162. This is not part of the plan!Copy !req
1163. No shit!Copy !req
1164. And so thunder strikes lightning.Copy !req
1165. Okay, don't panic!Copy !req
1166. The worst thing we can do
right now is panic.Copy !req
1167. Just let me think.Copy !req
1168. Okay, don't worry.
I'll get us out of here, okay?Copy !req
1169. No, you won't! We're gonna
die now, you ass-wipe.Copy !req
1170. Well, with that attitude we will!
Come on, man!Copy !req
1171. - I think I'm claustrophobic!
- Let me think.Copy !req
1172. Oh, no!Copy !req
1173. - I can't breathe!
- Listen, listen.Copy !req
1174. We're buried!
We are totally buried!Copy !req
1175. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1176. What are you doing?Copy !req
1177. Either killing us or saving us.Copy !req
1178. Missiles armed?
That's your plan? You'll blow us up.Copy !req
1179. That's not a good plan!Copy !req
1180. Disarm them, man!Copy !req
1181. Shall we part?Copy !req
1182. Feel like kebabs for dinner?Copy !req
1183. Look out!Copy !req
1184. Chili!Copy !req
1185. They killed him! They killed Chili!Copy !req
1186. Run!Copy !req
1187. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1188. - There's thorns in these bushes!
- Shut up!Copy !req
1189. Shut up!Copy !req
1190. This thing has no aim!Copy !req
1191. It sucks!Copy !req
1192. You have no aim!Copy !req
1193. Britt!Copy !req
1194. What?Copy !req
1195. I smash window, you shoot in.Copy !req
1196. Every man for himself!Copy !req
1197. Go away!Copy !req
1198. Die!Copy !req
1199. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1200. So you just gonna
ignore me now, is that it?Copy !req
1201. Like a baby?Copy !req
1202. And go home,
eat some baby food maybe?Copy !req
1203. Drink some milk?Copy !req
1204. Why don't you talk like a baby.
Mama, goo-goo. You baby.Copy !req
1205. Baby.Copy !req
1206. Explosives were triggered
from that vehicle, destroying it...Copy !req
1207. - ... freeing the Green Hornet...
- Dickweed.Copy !req
1208. You're calling me that too?
I know people call me that.Copy !req
1209. That's not a surprise.
That's not a mystery.Copy !req
1210. Why not?Copy !req
1211. You say rude things to me
all day, every day.Copy !req
1212. That's not how partners work.Copy !req
1213. We're not partners.Copy !req
1214. I'm the hero, you're my sidekick!
That's what this is.Copy !req
1215. I'm Indy, you're Short Round!Copy !req
1216. Simon, Garfunkel!Copy !req
1217. Scooby, Doo!Copy !req
1218. Stop fooling yourself.
Green Hornet is nothing without me.Copy !req
1219. I made the knockout gas. I alone
designed and built the Black Beauty.Copy !req
1220. And I didn't help at all?Copy !req
1221. How? Ejector seats?Copy !req
1222. Exactly.Copy !req
1223. What a great idea.Copy !req
1224. You may have started
this Green Hornet thing...Copy !req
1225. because you hated your father.Copy !req
1226. - You're an egomaniac.
- I know.Copy !req
1227. Exactly like your father.Copy !req
1228. You are a jealous,
pathetic little man!Copy !req
1229. Fine. You're doing great
with Lenore.Copy !req
1230. What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
1231. Don't you walk away on that!Copy !req
1232. What, you're charming her
pants off, that's what...Copy !req
1233. I'm supposed to believe?Copy !req
1234. No, that is a filthy gesture!Copy !req
1235. You know I like her!Copy !req
1236. I confided in you, Kato!Copy !req
1237. I trusted you!
I told you I liked her!Copy !req
1238. Stop it! You hit on
everything that moves.Copy !req
1239. I'm amazed you haven't...Copy !req
1240. hit on me yet.Copy !req
1241. If you keep talking like this, Kato...Copy !req
1242. I'm gonna beat
the shit out of you.Copy !req
1243. - Just so you know.
- I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
1244. You are a yuppie wimp...Copy !req
1245. and I'm a martial arts expert who
grew up penniless on the streets.Copy !req
1246. You grew up penis-less
on the streets.Copy !req
1247. Funny!Copy !req
1248. Heroes beat sidekicks, period!Copy !req
1249. - Don't do that.
- Do what?Copy !req
1250. I'm warning you.Copy !req
1251. Okay, I'm gonna forget that slap...Copy !req
1252. so we can fix this.Copy !req
1253. Okay, okay, you're right.
You're right.Copy !req
1254. Let's talk. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1255. Sacked you like a bitch, Kato!Copy !req
1256. Come here! Chop-chop!Copy !req
1257. You like that, Kato? You like it?
This is what you get...Copy !req
1258. when you corner a hornet!Copy !req
1259. You get-Copy !req
1260. Oh, God!Copy !req
1261. Now I'm gonna hurt you.Copy !req
1262. I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
1263. Get this stupid thing off me...Copy !req
1264. you cheating bastard!Copy !req
1265. You dirty bastard!Copy !req
1266. You idiot.Copy !req
1267. Okay, let's-Copy !req
1268. Can we end this?Copy !req
1269. You are so stubborn.Copy !req
1270. Do you like it? You like it?Copy !req
1271. No, I don't like it!Copy !req
1272. You like it? You like it?Copy !req
1273. I don't like it.Copy !req
1274. Okay. Now we can end this.Copy !req
1275. Just stop. Just stop.Copy !req
1276. Just stop! Stop!Copy !req
1277. Just stop! Stop!Copy !req
1278. Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
1279. Britt!Copy !req
1280. Britt!Copy !req
1281. Help!Copy !req
1282. Help!Copy !req
1283. Get out of my pool.Copy !req
1284. Get off my property!Copy !req
1285. You're fired!Copy !req
1286. - Never come back!
- Help!Copy !req
1287. I can't swim!Copy !req
1288. Britt! Britt!Copy !req
1289. Lenore, it's me.Copy !req
1290. It's me, Kato.Copy !req
1291. What the hell?Copy !req
1292. - That's for whatever lie you told Britt.
- What?Copy !req
1293. He called me a minx,
and then he fired me.Copy !req
1294. Chili was a fine warrior.Copy !req
1295. He was a man of honour and dignity.Copy !req
1296. We must show our respect.Copy !req
1297. And we must show it in blood.Copy !req
1298. Popeye, go forth.Copy !req
1299. Take these words
and spread them:Copy !req
1300. The bounty, 1 million dollars.Copy !req
1301. The prey, the Green Hornet.Copy !req
1302. Dead, if possible.Copy !req
1303. Alive, if necessary.Copy !req
1304. I don't care whence they have to go,
or who they have to do.Copy !req
1305. I want the head of the Green Hornet,
and I want it tonight!Copy !req
1306. Find him. Kill him. Take him out.Copy !req
1307. How do you do?Copy !req
1308. Everybody, chase The Hornet!Copy !req
1309. It's about The Hornet.
We want him dead.Copy !req
1310. All right.Copy !req
1311. Hey, you, do me a favour.Copy !req
1312. Listen to me. He's got a mask on.Copy !req
1313. I need you to spread the word,
all right? Kill him.Copy !req
1314. The mask was green. Yeah.Copy !req
1315. Yo.Copy !req
1316. A green mask.Copy !req
1317. A hit on The Hornet.
A million bucks.Copy !req
1318. Good, good.Copy !req
1319. What's going on?
What's the word?Copy !req
1320. Listen, this Green Hornet.
He's got a mask on.Copy !req
1321. One million dollar.
The Green Hornet.Copy !req
1322. You got it. All right.Copy !req
1323. Hey, Jacko!Copy !req
1324. Hey, man, you wanna
make a few bucks?Copy !req
1325. You failed to kill me
The Hornet, Popeye!Copy !req
1326. I warned you about this.Copy !req
1327. You heightened this
thing to a point...Copy !req
1328. where it had to reach
some kind of a climax.Copy !req
1329. Well, here it is.Copy !req
1330. I hope you realise now that
you should stay out of my way.Copy !req
1331. Let me run this paper.Copy !req
1332. A gruesome scene last night as
bodies were found across the city...Copy !req
1333. every one of them
wearing green clothing.Copy !req
1334. DA Scanlon's office, please.Copy !req
1335. The victims were unrelated
and authorities believe...Copy !req
1336. their only connection was...Copy !req
1337. their choice of attire.
As a precaution, police are advising...Copy !req
1338. citizens to avoid wearing
the colour green, so as not to be...Copy !req
1339. unwittingly targeted.Copy !req
1340. This is my fault. This is
what I did with this paper.Copy !req
1341. So what?Copy !req
1342. At least you tried. Your dad
would have understood that.Copy !req
1343. Look, running a newspaper
must be difficult.Copy !req
1344. I mean, if it's anything like running
are-election campaign...Copy !req
1345. it's gotta be a pain in the ass.Copy !req
1346. Fortunately, I think we can
make each other's lives easier.Copy !req
1347. How?Copy !req
1348. There are two sides
to every story.Copy !req
1349. I mean, some people,
they see an event and they...Copy !req
1350. interpret it as this crime war,
you know?Copy !req
1351. Other people see
the same incident...Copy !req
1352. and they interpret it
as an isolated event.Copy !req
1353. - Yeah.
- I guess I could...Copy !req
1354. help you decide how
these incidents are exposed.Copy !req
1355. In the public interest, of course.Copy !req
1356. Now, if this collaboration
leads to assert my position...Copy !req
1357. well, I will make sure that you...Copy !req
1358. enjoy compensation in return.Copy !req
1359. What kind of compensation?Copy !req
1360. Frank, are you-?Copy !req
1361. Are you saying you want me
to slant the news...Copy !req
1362. for your re-election?
Is that what this is?Copy !req
1363. I thought you needed my help.Copy !req
1364. We help each other out...Copy !req
1365. so that we can both get ahead.Copy !req
1366. This is mutually beneficial.Copy !req
1367. Okay, I get it now.Copy !req
1368. You went to my dad,
he rejected your offer...Copy !req
1369. and you think you can
push me around.Copy !req
1370. That's what you think?Copy !req
1371. No, what I think...Copy !req
1372. is that you overvalue
your dad's integrity.Copy !req
1373. You get out of my office
right this second.Copy !req
1374. This might be
what you're looking for.Copy !req
1375. Thank you.Copy !req
1376. You're welcome.Copy !req
1377. Stay here.Copy !req
1378. Boss, what are you
doing up here?Copy !req
1379. We were waiting for you down-Copy !req
1380. Come here.Copy !req
1381. I've been doing some thinking.Copy !req
1382. And I had a revelation.Copy !req
1383. Look, I'm obsolete.Copy !req
1384. I'm a dinosaur.Copy !req
1385. Not in the scary way,
in the extinct way.Copy !req
1386. And it's time for changes.Copy !req
1387. You know, it's time for me...Copy !req
1388. to gain some...Copy !req
1389. charisma.Copy !req
1390. I've no idea what you're
talking about. I mean-Copy !req
1391. I'm talking about a motif.
A theme.Copy !req
1392. A mask.Copy !req
1393. Perhaps a stylish cape.Copy !req
1394. I'm talking about the death
of Chudnofsky...Copy !req
1395. and the rebirth of Bloodnofsky.Copy !req
1396. What do you say?Copy !req
1397. Honestly?Copy !req
1398. Yeah.Copy !req
1399. I think that is the stupidest thing
I have ever heard.Copy !req
1400. Why is that stupid?Copy !req
1401. That's not stupid.Copy !req
1402. Bloodnofsky.Copy !req
1403. I was gonna wear red.Copy !req
1404. For blood, get it?Copy !req
1405. That's scary.Copy !req
1406. And cool.Copy !req
1407. Get this:Copy !req
1408. "Be it my mask or your blood, red will
be the last colour you'll ever see. "Copy !req
1409. I say that to people
when I kill them.Copy !req
1410. The Green Hornet killed Chili.Copy !req
1411. I am minus an eyeball here.Copy !req
1412. You can't go and tell these
guys that, they'll think you've...Copy !req
1413. lost your bloody mind.Copy !req
1414. I think you're having
a midlife crisis here.Copy !req
1415. Seriously, you're starting
to scare me.Copy !req
1416. Want to know a secret?Copy !req
1417. I'm starting to scare myself.Copy !req
1418. Gentlemen...Copy !req
1419. the reign of Bloodnofsky
starts tonight.Copy !req
1420. - Hey. I'm sorry I fired you!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
1421. I shouldn't have
called you a minx.Copy !req
1422. Look, please, just listen to me.Copy !req
1423. Kato lied about us, okay?Copy !req
1424. You should have found that out
before you fire me.Copy !req
1425. - Nothing happened?
- No.Copy !req
1426. Oh, thank God! I knew it!
I knew nothing happened!Copy !req
1427. - That ass. He said you did this.
- What?Copy !req
1428. What is that?Copy !req
1429. I don't know. It's gross.
That's not why I'm here.Copy !req
1430. I need you to come back and work.Copy !req
1431. I'll do whatever you want.
I'll double your salary.Copy !req
1432. Things at The Sentinel
Not what they seem.Copy !req
1433. As soon as Scanlon
started running...Copy !req
1434. my father stopped printing news
about hard crime.Copy !req
1435. He was making Scanlon
look good.Copy !req
1436. And I have to make it right.Copy !req
1437. And I realised that if I want to do
what's best for this world...Copy !req
1438. that The Daily Sentinel is the most
responsible way to do that.Copy !req
1439. But here's the problem:Copy !req
1440. I don't know...Copy !req
1441. anything...Copy !req
1442. - ... about journalism.
- That's the truth.Copy !req
1443. Look, I need someone who does.Copy !req
1444. I need someone who
I can trust with my life.Copy !req
1445. I'm just- Okay?Copy !req
1446. I need someone who is you.
I need you, Lenore.Copy !req
1447. Will you please help me?Copy !req
1448. Britt, I-Copy !req
1449. I know, I know.Copy !req
1450. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1451. Oh, God.Copy !req
1452. What is your problem?Copy !req
1453. God.Copy !req
1454. Why did you do that to me?Copy !req
1455. Because you tried to kiss me!Copy !req
1456. - Yeah, we were gonna make out.
- No, we weren't.Copy !req
1457. Then I guess I owe you an apology,
because I misread that.Copy !req
1458. As usual.Copy !req
1459. Okay. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't plan
on kissing you when I said all that.Copy !req
1460. Will you come back
and work for me, please?Copy !req
1461. Pretty please?Copy !req
1462. Double my salary.Copy !req
1463. And I want a parking spot.Copy !req
1464. You don't have a parking spot?
Oh, that sucks.Copy !req
1465. And if you ever so much
as look at my ass again...Copy !req
1466. I can't even see it.Copy !req
1467. I will sue you for sexual harassment.
Do you understand?Copy !req
1468. Hugs?Copy !req
1469. Where my hugs at, y'all?Copy !req
1470. - Britt Reid's office.
- Frank Scanlon.Copy !req
1471. Please hold.Copy !req
1472. DA Scanlon.Copy !req
1473. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
1474. Hello?Copy !req
1475. Hey, Britt, it's Scanlon.Copy !req
1476. Listen, I think I owe you
an apology.Copy !req
1477. Too much blood in the gutter.
You win. Let's split L.A.Copy !req
1478. You get the L. I get the A.
That means we share the gold...Copy !req
1479. and the work.Copy !req
1480. One million dollars for today.Copy !req
1481. I think you misunderstood
where I was coming from...Copy !req
1482. and I'd like a chance
to clarify some things.Copy !req
1483. Things are pretty clear.Copy !req
1484. - I got three words for you:
- No.Copy !req
1485. - Suck it, you dick face!
- Look.Copy !req
1486. Tell him that you wanna meet him.
This is journalism.Copy !req
1487. If you wanna be an investigative
reporter, you have to investigate.Copy !req
1488. Tell him that you wanna meet him.Copy !req
1489. - Might've gotten disconnected, Britt.
- You're right. Watch this.Copy !req
1490. I was joking.Copy !req
1491. Yeah, why don't we get together
and talk about things?Copy !req
1492. That's a good idea. Okay?Copy !req
1493. Let's meet for dinner.
A place called Gonpachi Hibachi.Copy !req
1494. Little place on La Cienega.Copy !req
1495. Around 8:30?Copy !req
1496. La Cienega...Copy !req
1497. 8:30.Copy !req
1498. Britt!Copy !req
1499. Hey, Frank.Copy !req
1500. Hey, Britt.Copy !req
1501. Good to see you.Copy !req
1502. I'm having a sake.
What are you having?Copy !req
1503. Yeah, I'll have some sake.Copy !req
1504. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
1505. No problem.Copy !req
1506. Mr. Chudnofsky?Copy !req
1507. Bloodnofsky. Blood-nof-sky.Copy !req
1508. I commissioned the Green Hornet.
You're the chauffeur.Copy !req
1509. Partner.Copy !req
1510. Where's The Hornet?Copy !req
1511. Right there.Copy !req
1512. Whoa, we only get half the team?Copy !req
1513. Who says you're the good half?Copy !req
1514. Where's Reid?Copy !req
1515. Guess.Copy !req
1516. Any of you move, you're dead.Copy !req
1517. I'm not actually here
for forgiveness, Britt.Copy !req
1518. I don't understand.Copy !req
1519. You understand nothing...Copy !req
1520. so I'm gonna explain it
to you very simply.Copy !req
1521. If you ever come across any article
regarding a major crime...Copy !req
1522. a man named
Benjamin Chudnofsky...Copy !req
1523. or anything that makes
this city think...Copy !req
1524. I am not the fine line protecting
the light from the darkness...Copy !req
1525. you're gonna bring it to me.Copy !req
1526. You're gonna bring it to me...Copy !req
1527. and I'll tell you
if it's okay to print...Copy !req
1528. in your stupid little newspaper.Copy !req
1529. That's how I did it with your dad.Copy !req
1530. And that's how you and I
are gonna do it.Copy !req
1531. Scanlon, are you saying you want me
to let you write the news?Copy !req
1532. Finally you understand.Copy !req
1533. Yup. I understand, all right.Copy !req
1534. Here's what I understand.Copy !req
1535. That you, son, just got played...Copy !req
1536. by a player.Copy !req
1537. Recording device. USB.Copy !req
1538. No, you can't have it, it's mine!Copy !req
1539. You stupid schmuck!Copy !req
1540. I got you by the balls, Scanlon.
I own a newspaper, genius.Copy !req
1541. - This'll be front-page.
- I have to say...Copy !req
1542. - ... I'm impressed.
- You should be.Copy !req
1543. It won't do you any good.Copy !req
1544. How could it not? Are you
gonna kill me in this restaurant?Copy !req
1545. Yes.Copy !req
1546. What, you're gonna murder me?Copy !req
1547. Yeah. Like I murdered your father.Copy !req
1548. I don't think so. My dad was not
murdered. He died of a bee sting.Copy !req
1549. No, no, your father died of
an overdose of apitoxin...Copy !req
1550. most commonly found in a bee sting,
which he happened to be allergic to.Copy !req
1551. But that apitoxin...Copy !req
1552. was administered by me.Copy !req
1553. Shit!Copy !req
1554. Think, Britt. You can figure this out,
my son, with your brains.Copy !req
1555. It's almost like time slows down.Copy !req
1556. That's right. Think. Slowly.Copy !req
1557. Okay, two years ago,
Scanlon decides to run for DA.Copy !req
1558. He says he's cleaning up
the streets of L.A...Copy !req
1559. which is impossible.Copy !req
1560. So he asked the media
to slant the news.Copy !req
1561. And you go along with it
like everybody else?Copy !req
1562. No way. I refused.Copy !req
1563. So he- Shit! What does he do?
So Scanlon decides...Copy !req
1564. to go really dirty.Copy !req
1565. Makes a pact with a criminal.
Chudnofsky kills your reporter.Copy !req
1566. Vertolibe? Vertoleeb?Copy !req
1567. I didn't want more bloodshed,
so I stopped reporting on crime.Copy !req
1568. To be honest,
in the last few years...Copy !req
1569. this paper has dipped
in quality and ambition.Copy !req
1570. Scanlon can hold up
his part of the deal...Copy !req
1571. keeping the media under control,
and Chudnofsky does what he wants!Copy !req
1572. To be honest...Copy !req
1573. But Chudnofsky
had a different plan.Copy !req
1574. He wanted to take over
all the gangs of L.A.Copy !req
1575. So that's when you decided...Copy !req
1576. to cut the strings.Copy !req
1577. I couldn't look in the mirror.
I hated every word I said to you...Copy !req
1578. that morning, Britt.Copy !req
1579. So you start reporting
on crime again.Copy !req
1580. And now Scanlon
is a dead man...Copy !req
1581. unless he proves
he's still in control.Copy !req
1582. He has no choice
but to organise...Copy !req
1583. a meeting with you...Copy !req
1584. and he kills you himself.Copy !req
1585. In the end...Copy !req
1586. you stood up
for what's right, Dad.Copy !req
1587. Now I have to do the same.Copy !req
1588. I can see by that expression you've
had on your face for five minutes...Copy !req
1589. that you're piecing this together,
but it's no good.Copy !req
1590. You're about to be killed
by the Green Hornet.Copy !req
1591. What?Copy !req
1592. The Green Hornet's sidekick!
He's got a gun!Copy !req
1593. Bluff! Bluff!Copy !req
1594. Eradicate!Copy !req
1595. Before you do this,
I want you to know that I'm sorry.Copy !req
1596. I'm sorry for everything.Copy !req
1597. I forgive you.Copy !req
1598. Hey, not me. Him, stupid.Copy !req
1599. Confused? You should be.Copy !req
1600. Go, go.Copy !req
1601. Let's bail, Kato!Copy !req
1602. Back here!Copy !req
1603. We're cornered!Copy !req
1604. Know what happens
when you corner a hornet?Copy !req
1605. - No!
- You get stung!Copy !req
1606. Oh, Je-!Copy !req
1607. See? Backups.Copy !req
1608. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1609. What the hell?
He's supposed to kill Britt Reid!Copy !req
1610. - He's shooting at me!
- Embark the vehicle!Copy !req
1611. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1612. Are you okay?Copy !req
1613. Wait. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
1614. My outfit's back here.Copy !req
1615. Britt Reid is the Green Hornet!Copy !req
1616. I know.
You hired a guy to kill himself.Copy !req
1617. Shut up!Copy !req
1618. Britt Reid recorded
the whole conversation...Copy !req
1619. on some sushi drive USB!Copy !req
1620. We can't lose him!Copy !req
1621. We're not losing him,
we're following him!Copy !req
1622. Oh, Kato. Thank you.Copy !req
1623. - I need to hug you to thank you!
- What the hell?Copy !req
1624. Okay.Copy !req
1625. - To the house?
- No!Copy !req
1626. Here's the dilly yo.Copy !req
1627. We gotta get this to The Sentinel.
It's got Scanlon spilling the beans.Copy !req
1628. We're gonna put it on the Net.Copy !req
1629. It's what my father
would have wanted.Copy !req
1630. - You like your father now?
- Yes!Copy !req
1631. You see, he wasn't a dick after all.Copy !req
1632. Well, he was a dick, just not
really how we thought he was.Copy !req
1633. At the end, he wasn't a di- It's
complicated. I'll explain later, okay?Copy !req
1634. It's a lot of conflicting emotions.Copy !req
1635. Let's roll, Britt.Copy !req
1636. Here's the thing, honestly.Copy !req
1637. I've been jealous of you
this entire time.Copy !req
1638. - You're awesome. You built this car.
- I know.Copy !req
1639. - You know karate. You're charming.
- Thank you!Copy !req
1640. These guys are amazingly
well organised.Copy !req
1641. Hold on!Copy !req
1642. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1643. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1644. Burn them from the side!Copy !req
1645. Door guns!Copy !req
1646. What's a door gun?Copy !req
1647. Here!Copy !req
1648. The other side!Copy !req
1649. Your turn!Copy !req
1650. Oh, God!Copy !req
1651. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1652. We lost him!Copy !req
1653. - He's gone! He's gone!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1654. Shit! He's back!Copy !req
1655. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
1656. These guys are good!Copy !req
1657. Over there, over there!Copy !req
1658. We're not gonna make it, dude.Copy !req
1659. We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
1660. Yeah, we're gonna make it!Copy !req
1661. That's a very big gun.Copy !req
1662. Kato, be careful!Copy !req
1663. Take the wheel.Copy !req
1664. What?Copy !req
1665. - Take the wheel.
- I can't!Copy !req
1666. Yes, you can!Copy !req
1667. Nunchucks? That was my idea!Copy !req
1668. Where are you going?Copy !req
1669. Are you okay?
What are you doing?Copy !req
1670. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
1671. Kato!Copy !req
1672. Jesus!Copy !req
1673. I don't know what anything does!Copy !req
1674. Why didn't you do this in English?Copy !req
1675. - What are you saying?
- Closer.Copy !req
1676. Just jump in!Copy !req
1677. Turn the knob!Copy !req
1678. These guys are shooting at me!Copy !req
1679. - Sorry! I'm sorry!
- Turn the knob!Copy !req
1680. - I don't know how!
- Calm down!Copy !req
1681. How do I stop it?Copy !req
1682. How do I stop it?Copy !req
1683. Oh, God, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1684. - It's on fire!
- It's okay.Copy !req
1685. It's okay!Copy !req
1686. Next time, don't touch anything.Copy !req
1687. Kato! Look!Copy !req
1688. We made it!Copy !req
1689. - Kato, we made it!
- Hell, yeah!Copy !req
1690. Yeah!Copy !req
1691. - I can't.
- Okay, that's cool.Copy !req
1692. Oh, we're screwed!Copy !req
1693. Come on, hurry! Hurry up!Copy !req
1694. Did you drop it?Copy !req
1695. Yes.Copy !req
1696. Shit!Copy !req
1697. Go get it! I'll cover you!Copy !req
1698. Wish me luck!Copy !req
1699. Good luck!Copy !req
1700. Dear Hornet...Copy !req
1701. be it my mask...Copy !req
1702. or your blood, red will be...Copy !req
1703. the last-Copy !req
1704. It's Britt Reid!Copy !req
1705. There he is! Get him!Copy !req
1706. Don't let them go!Copy !req
1707. Come on!Copy !req
1708. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
1709. Let me shoot him!Copy !req
1710. Oh, no.Copy !req
1711. Shoot to kill!Copy !req
1712. You brought a gas mask?Copy !req
1713. Of course I brought a gas mask!Copy !req
1714. Just for yourself?Copy !req
1715. Where the-?Copy !req
1716. There!Copy !req
1717. There! Behind the paper!Copy !req
1718. Over here!Copy !req
1719. The helmet, it fogs up everything.Copy !req
1720. There. There.Copy !req
1721. Shoot, shoot.Copy !req
1722. Kato!Copy !req
1723. Kato, save me!Copy !req
1724. I'm ungassable!Copy !req
1725. Move it!Copy !req
1726. That was dangerous.Copy !req
1727. Drop me by the elevators,
I'll take it from here!Copy !req
1728. No, we stay together!Copy !req
1729. Get in the front seat!Copy !req
1730. Quick! Quick!Copy !req
1731. Tenth floor! Tenth floor!Copy !req
1732. What works?Copy !req
1733. - Missiles?
- Four missiles left.Copy !req
1734. Hornet gun?Copy !req
1735. Check. Machine guns?Copy !req
1736. Check.Copy !req
1737. Does it drive?Copy !req
1738. Front-wheel drive.Copy !req
1739. Get out!Copy !req
1740. Get out of here!Copy !req
1741. You can let me out here.Copy !req
1742. Bazooka!Copy !req
1743. Guy with a bazooka!Copy !req
1744. Missile!Copy !req
1745. Fire!Copy !req
1746. Reload!Copy !req
1747. Kato, they're here.Copy !req
1748. Go be a journalist.Copy !req
1749. I'll kick ass.Copy !req
1750. There they are!Copy !req
1751. There!Copy !req
1752. Come on.Copy !req
1753. I'm there.Copy !req
1754. In one minute,
this'll be all over the world.Copy !req
1755. Blue team, go!Copy !req
1756. Start up.Copy !req
1757. Shit!Copy !req
1758. Yeah.Copy !req
1759. There!Copy !req
1760. Can you see him? I can't see him.Copy !req
1761. Oh, I'm so stupid.Copy !req
1762. All right, Reid!Copy !req
1763. Hand over the thing.Copy !req
1764. You want it?Copy !req
1765. Go get it!Copy !req
1766. Where is it? Where is it?Copy !req
1767. I am Bloodnofsky.Copy !req
1768. I killed a thousand before
and I'll kill a thousand more.Copy !req
1769. Now tremble before your death.Copy !req
1770. For be it my mask,
or be it your blood...Copy !req
1771. red will be the last colour
you'll ever see.Copy !req
1772. Britt.Copy !req
1773. Britt!Copy !req
1774. - Shit!
- Hey!Copy !req
1775. End of the road, Scanlon.Copy !req
1776. Okay, okay.
Let's just calm down.Copy !req
1777. Hand over the sushi.Copy !req
1778. Yeah, hand it over.Copy !req
1779. We can talk about it.Copy !req
1780. - On the ground, now!
- Get down!Copy !req
1781. It's the Green Hornet. Shoot him!Copy !req
1782. Britt, quick!Copy !req
1783. I'm District Attorney Frank Scanlon!Copy !req
1784. That is the Green Hornet.
Go shoot him!Copy !req
1785. Down on the ground!Copy !req
1786. Kato, I screwed up!Copy !req
1787. Scanlon's gonna
get away scot-free!Copy !req
1788. No, he's not.Copy !req
1789. Don't move. Don't move.Copy !req
1790. Holy shit!Copy !req
1791. Ejector seats!Copy !req
1792. You actually built them!Copy !req
1793. It was a good idea.Copy !req
1794. This is really scary.Copy !req
1795. A high-speed chase
between the Green Hornet...Copy !req
1796. and gang members has led
to The Daily Sentinel office...Copy !req
1797. Oh, my God! I called it.Copy !req
1798. leaving a trail of demolished cars
and trucks in their path.Copy !req
1799. Here's the story: We're on our way
to a costume party. Okay?Copy !req
1800. We gotta get out of our suits.Copy !req
1801. Where the hell are we gonna go?Copy !req
1802. No one knows why
the district attorney...Copy !req
1803. Lenore!Copy !req
1804. No, no, no.Copy !req
1805. - Lenore, stop!
- No, wait!Copy !req
1806. Stop. Lenore!Copy !req
1807. Lenore! Wait.Copy !req
1808. How do you know my name?Copy !req
1809. Kato.Copy !req
1810. - It's me.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1811. You assholes!Copy !req
1812. You assholes!Copy !req
1813. What the hell are you doing?
You guys are criminals!Copy !req
1814. You're criminals! Oh, my God.Copy !req
1815. - Stop.
- We're helping people.Copy !req
1816. Why ask me to do research
on the Green Hornet...Copy !req
1817. when you are
the Green Hornet?Copy !req
1818. We don't know what we're doing.
We needed you. Don't you see?Copy !req
1819. - You're the mastermind.
- What?Copy !req
1820. This is the police. Open up.Copy !req
1821. Please don't screw us.
We were trying to be good people.Copy !req
1822. Think about it.Copy !req
1823. Hello, officer, can I help you?Copy !req
1824. We're looking for two masked men.
Seen anything?Copy !req
1825. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
1826. Really?Copy !req
1827. They're all over the news
all the time.Copy !req
1828. All right. Well, please report
anything suspicious.Copy !req
1829. Absolutely.Copy !req
1830. You guys are such stupid assholes!Copy !req
1831. - What are you thinking?
- Please forgive us. Forgive me.Copy !req
1832. - Are you crazy?
- Kiss and make up later.Copy !req
1833. I don't kiss him!Copy !req
1834. I got a bullet in me!Copy !req
1835. You and I don't kiss! You guys
might kiss, but I don't kiss you!Copy !req
1836. I've been shot in the shoulder.Copy !req
1837. Well, then go to the hospital!Copy !req
1838. No! Don't you see? The police
know the Green Hornet was...Copy !req
1839. shot in the shoulder.Copy !req
1840. If I go to the hospital,
they'll know I'm the Green Hornet.Copy !req
1841. Yeah, you've been shot.Copy !req
1842. - Here's what I need.
- What?Copy !req
1843. Get me a spatula to bite
and a knife.Copy !req
1844. You gotta dig this bullet
out of my meat. Do it.Copy !req
1845. I'm cold.Copy !req
1846. It's deep inside me.Copy !req
1847. - Oh, God.
- Spatula.Copy !req
1848. Okay, okay. Wait!Copy !req
1849. - Sterilise it!
- What?Copy !req
1850. Sterilise it.Copy !req
1851. I don't wanna get gangrene.Copy !req
1852. Say it, say it.Copy !req
1853. Shon-di forever.Copy !req
1854. - Here we go, this is hot. Let me see.
- Just wait.Copy !req
1855. I'm not ready. Stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
1856. Wait, it hurts.Copy !req
1857. Okay, I can't do it.
Take me to the hospital.Copy !req
1858. Would you just shut up?Copy !req
1859. Okay, look, if I'm...Copy !req
1860. the mastermind of this, just let me
have a second of silence...Copy !req
1861. so I can figure this out! Okay?Copy !req
1862. Mere hours ago...Copy !req
1863. the Green Hornet and a group
of his criminal underlings...Copy !req
1864. launched a horrendous attack
on this building...Copy !req
1865. that claimed the life of
District Attorney Frank Scanlon.Copy !req
1866. It's unfortunate, but...Copy !req
1867. you know, that's what happens.Copy !req
1868. The Daily Sentinel will be rebuilt.Copy !req
1869. And to start that off...Copy !req
1870. I am naming Mike Axford
the new editor in chief.Copy !req
1871. Mike's great and he's
comfortable telling me off...Copy !req
1872. so he's the perfect man
for the job.Copy !req
1873. We have to get this paper
back to the ideals...Copy !req
1874. that my father started it on.Copy !req
1875. I wanna make him proud,
and I hope to...Copy !req
1876. make this city proud of
The Daily Sentinel like never before.Copy !req
1877. The Green Hornet
sends his regards.Copy !req
1878. He shot me!Copy !req
1879. Directly in the shoulder!Copy !req
1880. The Green Hornet's sidekick
shot Britt Reid!Copy !req
1881. Get me to the hospital!Copy !req
1882. He's been shot in the shoulder!Copy !req
1883. We gotta get him
to a hospital right away!Copy !req
1884. It worked.Copy !req
1885. Kato.Copy !req
1886. Kato.Copy !req
1887. Hey!Copy !req
1888. We have a secret mission.
Everything...Copy !req
1889. we've done up till now is
complete and utter crap!Copy !req
1890. This is all that matters.Copy !req
1891. This is it.Copy !req
1892. Let's roll, Kato.Copy !req
1893. It's crooked.Copy !req
1894. He's kind of-Copy !req
1895. He's kind of looking...Copy !req
1896. Down?Copy !req
1897. It's fine.Copy !req
1898. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
1899. We did it.Copy !req
1900. We did.Copy !req
1901. The Green Hornet.Copy !req
1902. His reliable partner...Copy !req
1903. The Blue Wombat.Copy !req
1904. Oh, man.Copy !req
1905. Okay, how about
The Red Hippopotamus?Copy !req
1906. No? Not Red Hippopotamus?Copy !req
1907. Hippos are not red.Copy !req
1908. I know. Hornets aren't green.
Who cares?Copy !req
1909. The Orange Albatross.Copy !req