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of 750 employees...
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asking too much.
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They're both very comfortable.
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without my permission...
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51. Chudnofsky.
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drink Metamucil, old people shit.
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It's easy.
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he's a dentist.
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a lot to think about.
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Oh, I get it.
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so I can spread your legend.
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118. Okay, I'll do that, man.
I'll spread your legend.
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a sense of fulfilment?
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tomorrow I'm enrolling...
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142. Sweet! I'm in the paper?
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I'll change the lock.
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156. "Never stop the partay. "
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- Hello?
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163. Change the channel.
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164. I think we may have our
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165. - Go, go, go! Go! Get in there!
- It's for me. Hello?
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that I first met James Reid.
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through his philanthropic endeavours...
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Then you can go home.
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- I work in a garage.
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- Yep.
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- Check this out.
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Nobody loves their boss.
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- Yeah, let's drink.
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bumper for his Rolls-Royce.
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he crashed it.
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He screamed at me.
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of the 10 million I have.
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in school, I try to stop it.
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the head off of it! Right in front of me.
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- Come on, let's go!
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- I'm in! I'm in! I'm in!
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I can't believe that!
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- Just act casual.
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You beat the crap out of those guys!
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It was amazing.
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We saved their lives!
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the good guy, the hero, you know?
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wasting our potential.
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465. You a little bit more than me.
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466. What do you want your
autobiography to be called?
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467. Oil Changes and Cappuccinos?
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468. Because I think Balls Deep
in Shit-Kicking Dudes by Kato...
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469. is a much cooler-sounding book.
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470. I would read that book,
and I don't read shit.
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471. But when they adapted it into a movie,
I would see the shit out of it.
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472. Kato, you should never make
coffee for anyone again.
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473. It's a waste of your talent.
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474. It's not dying that
you need to be afraid of.
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475. It's never having lived
in the first place.
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476. It did feel good
saving those people.
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477. Well, technically, I saved them,
but you helped.
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478. Whatever.
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479. - Let's not get technical.
- But why would people...
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480. take us serious? We're just
two guys who stole a head.
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481. I know how to make them
take us seriously.
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482. All right, gentlemen. Hear ye, hear ye.
Court is in session.
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483. Let's talk shop, okay?
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484. Shall we?
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485. Who's this guy?
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486. Who's your friend?
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487. - He's my man.
- I'm not your man.
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488. He's not my man.
No. He's not my man.
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489. He's like, you know, he's like
"my man. " He's my-
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490. Not- We're plato- It's plato-
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491. We're platonic friends.
Platonic male friends.
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492. He's my...
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493. executive associate.
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494. Yes. That's who he is,
and that doesn't matter.
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495. What does matter
is how we tackle...
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496. this horrible incident.
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497. Whoever did this means business,
and this is just the beginning.
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498. What are you talking about?
You mean the vandalising business?
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499. I get it.
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500. Listen, let's not blow this thing
out of proportion.
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501. I will blow this guy
in any proportion I like.
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502. This is my...
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503. newspaper, Axford, and I want
this man on the front page of it.
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504. I want him on the webpage.
I want you to blog about him.
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505. I want him on every
news outlet we have.
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506. I want the whole city to know...
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507. how dangerous this man is.
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508. The man that cut the head off...
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509. of my father's statue. Not yours.
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510. All right.
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511. Since there isn't any real info
on the guy's identity...
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512. what do we call him?
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513. That's easy.
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514. I got it.
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515. This man is called...
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516. the Green Bee.
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517. It's kind of lame.
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518. It sounds like a knitting store.
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519. It sounds like an energy bar.
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520. No, that came out wrong. That's not
what I meant. I didn't mean that!
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521. I like The Decapitator.
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522. Well, then make it like
the Green Desecrater.
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523. What's the guy
that drives the horse?
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524. Or Green Trenchcoat Guy.
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525. The Green Hornet.
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526. No. It's more like-
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527. - What?
- What did-?
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528. The Green Hornet.
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529. That's pretty awesome.
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530. Much better.
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531. - You guys like that?
- Yeah, your man's right.
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532. - Green Hornet it is.
- Looks good too.
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533. - The Green Hornet. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine.
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534. It's decided, then.
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535. The front page of
tomorrow's newspaper...
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536. will feature the Green Hornet.
Unless you like Green Bee better?
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537. Anyone? No one?
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538. Oh, that's much worse.
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539. - Definitely Hornet.
- Okay, fine.
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540. Let's roll, Kato.
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541. So Green Hornet des- Oh, no, not
"desecrates. " How about decapitates?
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542. It's gonna be a long night.
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543. I am.
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544. We need to think of
a cool name for you.
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545. The Lil' Stinger!
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546. I'm the Green Hornet,
you're Lil' Stinger!
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547. No way.
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548. The Honey Pot.
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549. Get it? Like, bees make honey?
You're my Honey Pot.
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550. What's going on?
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551. Decapitated statues.
I decapitated real people.
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552. No, no. I wouldn't worry about it.
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553. He won't affect business.
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554. I'm not worried.
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555. Who told you I'm worried?
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556. DA Scanlon!
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557. With the nightclub bombing,
and now this Green Hornet guy...
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558. some saying the streets
might not be as safe as you say.
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559. Look, guys, stop connecting separate
thoughts with invisible lines.
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560. This Green Hornet thing
is just a prank.
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561. What you guys should report
is that since I took office...
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562. crime is down significantly
in the city of Los Angeles.
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563. Thank you.
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564. - Hi.
- Hi.
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565. I'm Lenore Case.
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566. I'm the temp for Mr. Reid's
secretarial position.
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567. Today's my first day.
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568. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Kato.
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569. It's my first day too.
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570. Really? Well, nice to meet you.
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571. Do you work for Mr. Reid?
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572. I'm his executive associate.
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573. That must be great.
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574. Yeah, it is. So far.
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575. I have a really important question.
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576. Who is the hottie-boom-bottie who's
standing right behind me right now?
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577. I'm kidding. Hi, I'm Britt Reid.
I own this newspaper.
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578. - What's going on?
- It's such a pleasure. I'm Lenore Case.
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579. I've been sent to be your temp
until you find a new secretary.
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580. Jackpot.
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581. Right this way.
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582. So...
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583. got one.
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584. Why don't you tell me:
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585. How do you feel about
the state of this...
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586. newspaper...
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587. as it stands today.
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588. Go.
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589. To be honest,
this paper has taken a dip...
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590. in the last few years
in quality and ambition.
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591. Really?
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592. Well, the entire industry has...
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593. because of the Internet.
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594. So there's a lot of pressure to print
easy-to-digest articles.
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595. And it's the last...
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596. family-owned paper in the city,
one of the only not attached...
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597. to a conglomerate,
so it's understandable.
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598. Conglomerate?
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599. The Sentinel used to really
use its independence...
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600. to be brazen, at the very least.
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601. Like that article your father wrote
just after the bombing?
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602. That was reporting. That is the kind
of article that can make a difference.
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603. That was good. You know
a lot about this shit, huh?
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604. I studied journalism.
I have a minor in criminology.
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605. - Really?
- Yeah.
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606. Criminology.
The study of the criminal mind.
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607. What are your...
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608. thoughts on this
Green Hornet character? Go.
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609. Well, first, there's two kinds
of criminals.
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610. There's the psycho egomaniac...
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611. and the power maniac.
Copy !req
612. He seems to be the second.
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613. - English.
- He defied authority-
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614. What will he do next?
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615. Yeah.
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616. What is his next move,
is what I was gonna ask.
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617. Write this down.
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618. Well, he'll probably try to...
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619. appropriate more power.
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620. He'll hit somebody
on their own turf.
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621. Basically, he'll start out small, and
then he'll work his way up to the top.
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622. I mean, that's what John Gotti did
to Paul Castellano in '85.
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623. - And it worked?
- Yes.
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624. Look at you!
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625. You really know a lot
about this stuff.
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626. And you're lovely
and beautiful and-
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627. I'm just sitting here thinking, "Why
are you only pursuing this in your...?"
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628. Kato, help me out here.
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629. Twilight?
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630. "Twilight"?
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631. "Twilight"?
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632. Yeah.
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633. I saw the movie,
but I don't see how this is-
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634. Oh, no, no, no. Not like that.
No. Not like the movie.
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635. I guess if we're doing movies,
it would be more like Cocoon...
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636. or something like that.
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637. Yeah. Later in one's years.
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638. What are you-? I'm only 36.
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639. You're 36?
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640. Holy shit. That's crazy.
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641. Thought you were, like, 31, tops.
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642. I don't even know if we
can hire a 36-year-old.
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643. We have to build a ramp.
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644. Why now?
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645. She doesn't wanna tell you.
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646. You don't know what
you're talking about.
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647. Mr. Kato is right.
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648. I do not feel comfortable.
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649. And if this means I am not going to be
your temp any longer, I'm sorry. It's-
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650. That's exactly what it means.
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651. - Yeah.
- Okay, thank you.
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652. Because you are now
my permanent secretary!
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653. Here is what has
gone down, Lenore.
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654. You've displayed two things.
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655. Balls.
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656. And if there's one thing
I like on my women...
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657. it's balls.
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658. Be my permanent secretary.
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659. Are you kidding me?
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660. I'm not kidding. This is how I do.
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661. This is how I roll,
every day, all day.
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662. I make it rain like this, okay?
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663. Come work for me.
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664. - Just say yes. Don't think.
- Really?
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665. - I'll do it. Yes!
- Thank you. Yes!
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666. - This is so exciting.
- It is exciting.
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667. - Thank you so much.
- Don't thank him.
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668. - Thank you.
- Yes.
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669. - I will not disappoint you.
- I don't think you will.
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670. I will do in-depth research,
fact checking, spell checking.
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671. Anything that you need.
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672. Why don't you get started on more
Green Hornet research? Perfect.
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673. She is hot. It's crazy how
hot she is. It's sickening.
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674. Did you write down everything?
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675. Let me see!
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676. Pervert.
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677. Let's get to work, Kato.
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678. All right, we got a plan.
Start small...
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679. - ... work our way up to the top.
- Okay.
Copy !req
680. We'll need a car.
Copy !req
681. Yes, we'll need a car.
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682. With some weapons.
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683. And armour.
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684. Cool rims. Spinning rims.
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685. Slurpee machine.
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686. A horn that plays "La Cucaracha. "
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687. Loaded up the ass with cool shit!
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688. I can do that.
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689. Kato, I want you to take my hand...
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690. and come with me
on this adventure.
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691. I'll go with you,
but I don't wanna touch you.
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692. Don't take my hand, but will you
come with me on this adventure?
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693. No.
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694. I'll pick this one.
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695. All right. This one.
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696. Tell me what's going down, girl.
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697. Hey, Kato!
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698. Come closer.
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699. I had an idea for the car.
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700. Ejector seats.
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701. Ejector seats?
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702. You don't think it's a good idea?
Copy !req
703. - Hi.
- Hi.
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704. I'm so excited right now.
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705. I can't wait!
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706. Oh, man. What the hell?
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707. Watch your feet.
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708. I call it the Black Beauty.
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709. Kato!
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710. It's beautiful!
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711. And it's black.
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712. Incredible.
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713. Dude, we're forgetting
something important.
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714. Watch this.
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715. That is so wicked.
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716. Where we going?
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717. I have no idea. I thought you knew.
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718. Oh, okay, I got an idea. Okay.
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719. Mr. Reid's office.
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720. I'm looking at you.
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721. What?
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722. I'm totally joking.
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723. Britt Reid calling.
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724. Burning the candle at both ends,
I see.
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725. Wouldn't Mr. Case
be upset with that?
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726. There is no Mr. Case?
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727. Well, that's not why I'm calling.
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728. Remember we asked you to do
all that Green Hornet research?
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729. Predicting what he might do next?
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730. If you could send us that?
Those crime maps.
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731. - Oh, yeah.
- That'd be helpful. Fax it over.
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732. Hold on a second.
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733. Let me see.
It's coming right at you.
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734. Great.
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735. So, what you doing? Just-?
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736. If you need anything else,
let me know.
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737. - I'll talk to you soon.
- Bye-bye.
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738. She wants me so bad...
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739. it's crazy.
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740. Here we go.
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741. South Central.
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742. Yeah. Okay. We got...
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743. 14 homicides...
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744. 34 assaults, 116 drug arrests.
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745. This month.
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746. A good place for
the Green Hornet to make his debut.
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747. - Let's roll, Kato.
- Let's roll.
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748. This is really far east.
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749. I've never been to this part of town.
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750. I think we're in the hood, Kato.
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751. Britt, Britt! Do you think...
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752. we start with them?
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753. Yeah. Just like Lenore said.
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754. Start small, work our way up.
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755. This is really, really intense.
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756. - You don't want to do it?
- I do.
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757. Let's do it before
we chicken out, okay?
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758. - I won't chicken out.
- Who knows who might?
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759. Just pull up to them.
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760. I don't want to talk.
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761. - Well, I don't want to talk either.
- So get in the back!
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762. - I barely speak English.
- You're speaking English now!
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763. Okay, fine! Oh, this is so stupid.
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764. Okay.
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765. - Calm down.
- I am calm. This is scary.
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766. - Shut up.
- You shut up. Just let me talk.
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767. - Be cool, be cool.
- I am cool. Shut up.
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768. Yo, you looking for
that good stuff, man?
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769. I am the Green Hornet.
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770. And I would like to sit
down with your boss.
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771. Sit on this, bitch.
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772. Oh, God!
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773. My arm!
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774. Bean bags! Kato, hit them
with the bean bags!
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775. Yeah!
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776. Yeah!
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777. Let me show you
how it's done!
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778. Green...
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779. Hornet...
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780. says hello!
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781. Eat my foot...
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782. bitch!
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783. My nuts!
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784. What the hell was that?
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785. Who do you work fo-?
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786. Oh, God. Gross.
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787. Who do you work for?
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788. Shit. Hey! You!
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789. Come here! Come here!
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790. Hey! Who do you work for?
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791. Chudnofsky.
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792. Guy everybody works for.
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793. Chov-what-sky?
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794. Chudnofsky.
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795. What kind of a dumb name is that?
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796. - Where do you get the shit you sell?
- I won't tell you.
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797. Oh, really? Never?
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798. Chudnofsky's on our ass, guys.
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799. We gotta get this shipment done.
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800. You've just been stung!
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801. Yeah!
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802. You!
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803. This is my town now!
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804. My name is the Green Hornet.
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805. Cool, man. Nice to meet you.
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806. Cool. How's it going?
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807. Anyway, tell your boss...
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808. the Green Hornet
sends his regards.
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809. Dude.
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810. You broke my lab, man.
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811. Yeah.
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812. I'm sorry about that.
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813. Let's burn this mother down, Kato.
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814. Explain yourself, Mr. Tupper.
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815. The guy was crazy, man. I mean,
he drove a car through a wall.
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816. The thing looked like a half-tank.
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817. There was fire
coming out of the thing.
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818. And?
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819. Oh, yeah, he gave me this.
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820. He said that this is his town now.
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821. A man comes in in an insect
costume and you shit your pants?
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822. Look, trust me!
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823. A grown man wearing a mask...
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824. is a little bit scarier
than a guy wearing a suit.
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825. You're not pleased with my suit?
Does it fail to fill you with fear?
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826. I'm sorry, I didn't mean
any disrespect.
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827. Do you have any idea how many great
people have killed in a suit?
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828. I like your suit.
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829. Me too.
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830. This is exactly
what I was talking about.
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831. I'm not as scary as some idiot
in a green mask. Come on!
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832. You say they won't affect business.
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833. Now, this guy ran six...
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834. of the biggest meth labs in L.A.
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835. Now because of that Hornet,
he's dead.
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836. Business affected.
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837. I've got reports of the Green Hornet
shooting out a camera...
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838. I had a report that
an elderly couple claims...
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839. he gave the finger
from the HOV Lane.
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840. - that saw the Green Hornet
and his chauffeur in a fistfight...
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841. with gang members
in South Central.
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842. The Green Hornet raises questions.
We all know that...
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843. gang proliferation
has been rising.
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844. Okay, that'll be homework.
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845. I got a yoga class.
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846. Don't worry. Anyhoo, bottom line:
Headlines, people.
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847. Get this story out there.
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848. Will the violence continue
to spill out onto the street?
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849. What are the police
doing about it?
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850. Is anyone safe...
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851. at the mercy of...
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852. dot, dot, dot...
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853. the Green Hornet?
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854. And I want those dots.
I want dots in the paper, okay?
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855. Want us to handle this delicately?
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856. No.
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857. But DA Scanlon's re-election platform
is based on cleaning up the streets.
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858. You guys are acquaintances.
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859. - So if you want us to-
- That's a great idea.
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860. You should use that.
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861. Write an article about that!
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862. "Even DA Scanlon is quivering
at the feet of this scourge. "
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863. Use the word "scourge. "
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864. - Write an article about that.
- Britt.
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865. - Can I talk to you?
- Yeah, yeah.
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866. I know what you're trying to do, turn
this newspaper into a discotheque.
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867. But it's not gonna work.
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868. That's not what I'm doing.
She's a brainy broad.
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869. This is a serious matter, okay?
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870. Every line we print,
there's repercussions.
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871. Somebody has to take
responsibility. That's me.
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872. Well, I'm not afraid of these bastards
and you shouldn't be either.
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873. Neither was Daniel.
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874. He made it to the wall.
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875. They killed him for wantonly
speculating on the drug war.
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876. That's exactly what you and your
little girlfriend are doing.
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877. I know you think my experience
ain't worth shit...
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878. but your father listened to me.
So should you.
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879. This is the story I want to run.
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880. I'm going with it,
and if he were still with us, it's what...
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881. Daniel Vertell... Vertellah?
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882. Vertalot. It's what he would've
wanted too. Okay?
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883. That's the story, team. Run it!
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884. Britt Reid outro.
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885. "Scourge"?
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886. tail on this Hornet guy!
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887. Yeah!
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888. Red light. Stop!
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889. Shit, the camera got us.
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890. What camera?
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891. The Green Hornet
and his masked accomplice...
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892. stirred up trouble in
the southland today.
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893. Violence has erupted downtown...
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894. - Kato? Breakfast in the house.
- Yes.
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895. I just checked the Hornet mail.
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896. Nothing new,
but they'll be a-knocking.
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897. - Sounds great.
- Yeah.
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898. - I have something for you.
- Really? Awesome.
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899. "Dear Britt, you are my shon-di. "
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900. What's shon-di?
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901. Brother.
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902. That's awfully nice.
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903. I've never had a brother, man.
I always wanted one.
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904. What the hell is this?
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905. It's a gas gun. Your Hornet gun!
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906. - A gas gun?
- Yeah.
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907. Why not a "gun" gun?
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908. Our enemies have "gun" guns.
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909. What? I don't understand.
What are these?
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910. What is this? What are these?
Are these paint balls?
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911. No. Inside is knockout gas.
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912. That's insane.
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913. Where's yours? Do you have one?
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914. - Do you have a black version of it?
- No, just you.
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915. - No?
- No.
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916. Well, why not? Why just me?
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917. You are so special.
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918. I know, but how come
I'm the only one with a gun?
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919. You don't have...
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920. much fighting experience,
so I thought you needed a gun.
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921. Well, I'll be honest,
that's a little insulting, man.
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922. We were both badasses
the other night.
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923. I kicked that guy in the face
like three times. In the face.
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924. Yeah, yeah, I remember.
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925. Yeah.
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926. It makes you look cool.
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927. I need to look cool now?
What the hell?
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928. You said my outfit was pimp.
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929. I thought, "That's a weird word. "
But you said it was pimp.
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930. - It is pimp.
- Yeah.
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931. The Hornet gun
is just an accessory.
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932. - An accessory?
- Yeah.
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933. Well, then you need
nunchucks, then.
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934. - If you don't like it, don't use it.
- How does it work?
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935. Shit!
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936. Hey.
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937. Hey, hey, hey.
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938. Okay. It works.
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939. What the hell?
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940. Kato!
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941. Kato!
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942. I'm here!
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943. Hey, you're awake.
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944. What the hell? What happened to me?
What's happening? What happened?
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945. You shot yourself in the face
by mistake.
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946. How long was I out?
What time is it?
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947. Two o'clock.
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948. Oh, that's not so bad, I guess.
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949. On Thursday.
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950. It's Thursday? Are you ki-?
It's not Monday right now?
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951. No. I'm sorry.
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952. Did you put this diaper on me?
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953. Well, what did I miss?
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954. Nothing really.
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955. I did some work on
the Black Beauties.
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956. "Beauties"?
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957. Holy crap.
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958. Backups.
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959. How the hell did you do this
in four days?
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960. It's been 11 days.
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961. Whoa, 11 days? What?
Are you kidding me?
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962. I wasn't sleeping,
I was in a coma, dick!
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963. But it's okay now,
I fixed the Hornet gas.
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964. The gas only lasts one hour.
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965. Can I see it?
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966. Okay, but be careful
this time. Okay?
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967. I just want to look at it.
Just give it to me for one second...
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968. See you in an hour.
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969. Mr. Reid!
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970. Hey.
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971. Welcome back. I'm so glad
you're feeling better.
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972. I heard that mono was the worst.
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973. Mono?
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974. Yeah, well,
it's better than herpes, right?
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975. Here are your messages.
I have some meetings...
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976. - ... I'd like to set up with you.
- Cool.
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977. Knock that off.
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978. Here is the research that you
asked for before you got sick.
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979. Green Hornet! Me likey!
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980. DA Scanlon called, he said that
he really needs to speak to you.
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981. Boring!
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982. I need to go look at this stuff.
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983. I read the article you sent me.
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984. What are you doing tonight?
Copy !req
985. - Nothing.
- No?
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986. Nothing at all.
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987. Thought maybe we could get dinner
or get a drink, blow off some steam.
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988. Yeah. I would love to.
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989. - What time?
- I was thinking 7?
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990. We could meet downstairs.
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991. Seven.
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992. - Perfect. I'll be there.
- Okay.
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993. That was awesome!
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994. Hey, Kato!
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995. Can you make me some coffee?
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996. You don't have your whole
little operation set up...
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997. but whatever you whip up
would be great.
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998. Lenore...
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999. have you had this
little bastard's coffee?
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1000. Because it is...
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1001. scrump-diddly-umptious.
You want a cup?
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1002. I'm fine, thank you.
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1003. So that's just one...
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1004. cup of coffee, Kato.
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1005. So there's this restaurant that just
opened in the San Fernando Valley...
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1006. and it's called
La Maison des la Voide.
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1007. The whole thing is you eat
your meal in total darkness.
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1008. So with deprived sight...
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1009. each bite is like an orgasm
in your mouth.
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1010. And I was thinking
maybe it would be...
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1011. - Mr. Reid's office.
- ... fun if...
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1012. This is DA Scanlon calling
for Britt Reid, please.
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1013. Hello, sir.
I'm aware you've been calling.
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1014. No, he's had mono.
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1015. Let me look. Maybe there's a chance
we could work that out today.
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1016. If you ever tell me
to get you coffee again...
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1017. I'll beat the shit out of you!
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1018. What are you-? What is wrong
with you? Are you crazy?
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1019. This is our plan,
you're supposed to work for me!
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1020. You got me a Jamba Juice!
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1021. We're supposed to be
brothers, man.
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1022. We're supposed to be shon-di!
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1023. What happened to that, huh?
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1024. I'm sorry.
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1025. You should be sorry.
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1026. We've become superheroes
and there's a lot of stress involved...
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1027. but you don't gotta
freak out about it.
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1028. Now can I have the coffee?
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1029. I'm joking. I'm totally joking.
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1030. You still mad at me, Kato?
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1031. No.
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1032. Good.
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1033. Because you shouldn't be anyway.
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1034. What's up with Lenore, man?
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1035. Is she acting weird around me?
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1036. No, why?
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1037. I "like" like her.
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1038. And I can't nail her.
She's completely un-nailable.
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1039. It's a terrible fact.
I don't know what to do.
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1040. She doesn't like you,
why would you want her?
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1041. Maybe it's because she doesn't
like me. Isn't that sick?
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1042. That could be it.
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1043. Girls are such a drag, Kato.
Thank God we have each other.
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1044. Hey! I'm calling a boys' night!
What do you say, huh?
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1045. What are you doing?
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1046. I didn't know you wanted to hang out.
I'm going for drinks with a friend.
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1047. Friend? Who? Come on.
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1048. Tony.
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1049. Tony?
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1050. Well, have fun!
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1051. Hey, wait, wait, wait! Can I come?
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1052. - You want to try?
- No.
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1053. Hit the black key.
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1054. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1055. Okay, I'll try. Which one?
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1056. You know, this Green Hornet thing
is just crazy, isn't it?
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1057. I mean, it's all I can think about
sometimes.
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1058. I feel really in tuned with it. Kind of
like that guy with the Zodiac Killer.
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1059. What about the man
dressed in black?
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1060. Johnny Cash?
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1061. No. His partner.
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1062. His partner. No, I don't think
that that's his partner.
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1063. That's probably just
some thug he hired.
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1064. Anyhow, they'll both
be dead in no time.
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1065. Yeah.
Copy !req
1066. Why?
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1067. Because the Green Hornet's been
attracting way too much attention.
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1068. Whoever's in charge
is gonna get tired of it...
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1069. call him in to make a deal,
then kill him.
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1070. It's what Gotti did
to Mangela in '87.
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1071. In two weeks. Two weeks, tops,
that's what I give them.
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1072. - Two weeks?
- Dead.
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1073. You're not gonna like this,
but we got nothing.
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1074. It's like the Green Hornet
didn't exist.
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1075. Nobody's done a deal with him...
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1076. done time with him.
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1077. Nobody's heard of him.
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1078. It's like he came out of thin air.
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1079. Yeah, and I've gotta say...
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1080. he's setting a bad example
for the other gangs.
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1081. I met with the Armenians today.
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1082. They told me if the Hornet
is independent...
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1083. they wanna be independent too.
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1084. The Armenians truly said that?
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1085. And I heard rumours the Koreans
are talking the same.
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1086. Which Korean?
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1087. Kim.
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1088. Kim?
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1089. No, Kim never said that.
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1090. No, we've been doing business
for 25 years. We're friends.
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1091. I'm sorry, boss.
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1092. That's just shocking.
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1093. Maybe we should go down there
and teach them...
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1094. to keep their mouths shut.
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1095. No.
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1096. No. No.
Copy !req
1097. I should kill Kim myself.
He's a friend.
Copy !req
1098. And I'll kill the Armenians too.
It'll make me feel better.
Copy !req
1099. Wait! Wait!
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1100. Great. What about The Hornet?
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1101. Britt?
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1102. What you doing here?
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1103. Guess what, you son of a bitch.
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1104. We got mail.
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1105. We got Hornet mail!
He e-mailed! It happened!
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1106. Come here, look! Come here!
Look, look, look!
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1107. "Green Hornet. " Me.
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1108. "Good job on the meth lab.
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1109. The place was costing me money
and I wanted to shut it down. "
Copy !req
1110. That's B.S.
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1111. "Let's talk about another venture
that could be mutually beneficial.
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1112. Please meet tomorrow
at the lot on Fifth and Union...
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1113. in downtown at 4 p. m. "
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1114. Another adventure for
the Green Hornet...
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1115. and his nameless sidekick!
Copy !req
1116. Looks like we've got
some planning to do.
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1117. It could be a trap.
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1118. Like how Gotti killed
Mangela in '87.
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1119. Where did you hear that from?
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1120. The History Channel.
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1121. Oh, yeah?
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1122. Should we go downtown now...
Copy !req
1123. and check it out?
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1124. No, that's cool. I got that covered.
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1125. You fill up the car
with weapons and stuff.
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1126. So you're just gonna come up
with the plan by yourself?
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1127. Bingo.
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1128. I don't know if that's the best idea.
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1129. - Course you don't.
- What's that mean?
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1130. Oh, it means that you think
you're an awesome karate dude...
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1131. that can do anything, and that
I'm an incompetent schmuck...
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1132. who needs a gun
that shoots farts at people.
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1133. I'm saying,
we should do this together.
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1134. I'm saying you should go home.
Copy !req
1135. You should go to sleep so tomorrow
you could process my incredible plan.
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1136. Fine.
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1137. This is so stupid.
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1138. We pissed this guy off.
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1139. Now we're walking into his turf.
Copy !req
1140. We walked into their turf last time
and guess what.
Copy !req
1141. We kicked the crap out of them.
Copy !req
1142. And everyone knows: what happens
when you corner a hornet?
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1143. You get stung.
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1144. "You get stung. "
What does that mean?
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1145. This is not a game, Britt.
And you're gonna get us killed.
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1146. If you don't like my plan,
you do not have to be a part of it.
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1147. - I don't think you have a plan.
- I do!
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1148. I just haven't told you yet.
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1149. And it's amazing, okay?
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1150. So are you in, or are you
chickening out like a bitch?
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1151. You are a bitch.
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1152. Not now, Kato, not now.
Turn in here.
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1153. There they are.
Game faces, Kato. Game faces.
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1154. Here's the plan.
Take this, put it in your ear.
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1155. You listen in on my phone...
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1156. which I've taped to my chest.
Copy !req
1157. When I say the secret word,
which is "Constantinople"...
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1158. I'll kick the old guy in the nuts,
you blow them up with missiles.
Copy !req
1159. Truck! Kato, back up!
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1160. Back up! Back up!
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1161. Okay, okay, okay.
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1162. This is not part of the plan!
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1163. No shit!
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1164. And so thunder strikes lightning.
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1165. Okay, don't panic!
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1166. The worst thing we can do
right now is panic.
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1167. Just let me think.
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1168. Okay, don't worry.
I'll get us out of here, okay?
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1169. No, you won't! We're gonna
die now, you ass-wipe.
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1170. Well, with that attitude we will!
Come on, man!
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1171. - I think I'm claustrophobic!
- Let me think.
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1172. Oh, no!
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1173. - I can't breathe!
- Listen, listen.
Copy !req
1174. We're buried!
We are totally buried!
Copy !req
1175. Okay, okay.
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1176. What are you doing?
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1177. Either killing us or saving us.
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1178. Missiles armed?
That's your plan? You'll blow us up.
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1179. That's not a good plan!
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1180. Disarm them, man!
Copy !req
1181. Shall we part?
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1182. Feel like kebabs for dinner?
Copy !req
1183. Look out!
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1184. Chili!
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1185. They killed him! They killed Chili!
Copy !req
1186. Run!
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1187. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
1188. - There's thorns in these bushes!
- Shut up!
Copy !req
1189. Shut up!
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1190. This thing has no aim!
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1191. It sucks!
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1192. You have no aim!
Copy !req
1193. Britt!
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1194. What?
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1195. I smash window, you shoot in.
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1196. Every man for himself!
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1197. Go away!
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1198. Die!
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1199. Oh, shit!
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1200. So you just gonna
ignore me now, is that it?
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1201. Like a baby?
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1202. And go home,
eat some baby food maybe?
Copy !req
1203. Drink some milk?
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1204. Why don't you talk like a baby.
Mama, goo-goo. You baby.
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1205. Baby.
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1206. Explosives were triggered
from that vehicle, destroying it...
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1207. - ... freeing the Green Hornet...
- Dickweed.
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1208. You're calling me that too?
I know people call me that.
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1209. That's not a surprise.
That's not a mystery.
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1210. Why not?
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1211. You say rude things to me
all day, every day.
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1212. That's not how partners work.
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1213. We're not partners.
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1214. I'm the hero, you're my sidekick!
That's what this is.
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1215. I'm Indy, you're Short Round!
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1216. Simon, Garfunkel!
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1217. Scooby, Doo!
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1218. Stop fooling yourself.
Green Hornet is nothing without me.
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1219. I made the knockout gas. I alone
designed and built the Black Beauty.
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1220. And I didn't help at all?
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1221. How? Ejector seats?
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1222. Exactly.
Copy !req
1223. What a great idea.
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1224. You may have started
this Green Hornet thing...
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1225. because you hated your father.
Copy !req
1226. - You're an egomaniac.
- I know.
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1227. Exactly like your father.
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1228. You are a jealous,
pathetic little man!
Copy !req
1229. Fine. You're doing great
with Lenore.
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1230. What the hell does that mean?
Copy !req
1231. Don't you walk away on that!
Copy !req
1232. What, you're charming her
pants off, that's what...
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1233. I'm supposed to believe?
Copy !req
1234. No, that is a filthy gesture!
Copy !req
1235. You know I like her!
Copy !req
1236. I confided in you, Kato!
Copy !req
1237. I trusted you!
I told you I liked her!
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1238. Stop it! You hit on
everything that moves.
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1239. I'm amazed you haven't...
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1240. hit on me yet.
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1241. If you keep talking like this, Kato...
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1242. I'm gonna beat
the shit out of you.
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1243. - Just so you know.
- I'd like to see you try.
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1244. You are a yuppie wimp...
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1245. and I'm a martial arts expert who
grew up penniless on the streets.
Copy !req
1246. You grew up penis-less
on the streets.
Copy !req
1247. Funny!
Copy !req
1248. Heroes beat sidekicks, period!
Copy !req
1249. - Don't do that.
- Do what?
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1250. I'm warning you.
Copy !req
1251. Okay, I'm gonna forget that slap...
Copy !req
1252. so we can fix this.
Copy !req
1253. Okay, okay, you're right.
You're right.
Copy !req
1254. Let's talk. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1255. Sacked you like a bitch, Kato!
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1256. Come here! Chop-chop!
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1257. You like that, Kato? You like it?
This is what you get...
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1258. when you corner a hornet!
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1259. You get-
Copy !req
1260. Oh, God!
Copy !req
1261. Now I'm gonna hurt you.
Copy !req
1262. I'd like to see you try.
Copy !req
1263. Get this stupid thing off me...
Copy !req
1264. you cheating bastard!
Copy !req
1265. You dirty bastard!
Copy !req
1266. You idiot.
Copy !req
1267. Okay, let's-
Copy !req
1268. Can we end this?
Copy !req
1269. You are so stubborn.
Copy !req
1270. Do you like it? You like it?
Copy !req
1271. No, I don't like it!
Copy !req
1272. You like it? You like it?
Copy !req
1273. I don't like it.
Copy !req
1274. Okay. Now we can end this.
Copy !req
1275. Just stop. Just stop.
Copy !req
1276. Just stop! Stop!
Copy !req
1277. Just stop! Stop!
Copy !req
1278. Stop, stop, stop!
Copy !req
1279. Britt!
Copy !req
1280. Britt!
Copy !req
1281. Help!
Copy !req
1282. Help!
Copy !req
1283. Get out of my pool.
Copy !req
1284. Get off my property!
Copy !req
1285. You're fired!
Copy !req
1286. - Never come back!
- Help!
Copy !req
1287. I can't swim!
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1288. Britt! Britt!
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1289. Lenore, it's me.
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1290. It's me, Kato.
Copy !req
1291. What the hell?
Copy !req
1292. - That's for whatever lie you told Britt.
- What?
Copy !req
1293. He called me a minx,
and then he fired me.
Copy !req
1294. Chili was a fine warrior.
Copy !req
1295. He was a man of honour and dignity.
Copy !req
1296. We must show our respect.
Copy !req
1297. And we must show it in blood.
Copy !req
1298. Popeye, go forth.
Copy !req
1299. Take these words
and spread them:
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1300. The bounty, 1 million dollars.
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1301. The prey, the Green Hornet.
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1302. Dead, if possible.
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1303. Alive, if necessary.
Copy !req
1304. I don't care whence they have to go,
or who they have to do.
Copy !req
1305. I want the head of the Green Hornet,
and I want it tonight!
Copy !req
1306. Find him. Kill him. Take him out.
Copy !req
1307. How do you do?
Copy !req
1308. Everybody, chase The Hornet!
Copy !req
1309. It's about The Hornet.
We want him dead.
Copy !req
1310. All right.
Copy !req
1311. Hey, you, do me a favour.
Copy !req
1312. Listen to me. He's got a mask on.
Copy !req
1313. I need you to spread the word,
all right? Kill him.
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1314. The mask was green. Yeah.
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1315. Yo.
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1316. A green mask.
Copy !req
1317. A hit on The Hornet.
A million bucks.
Copy !req
1318. Good, good.
Copy !req
1319. What's going on?
What's the word?
Copy !req
1320. Listen, this Green Hornet.
He's got a mask on.
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1321. One million dollar.
The Green Hornet.
Copy !req
1322. You got it. All right.
Copy !req
1323. Hey, Jacko!
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1324. Hey, man, you wanna
make a few bucks?
Copy !req
1325. You failed to kill me
The Hornet, Popeye!
Copy !req
1326. I warned you about this.
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1327. You heightened this
thing to a point...
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1328. where it had to reach
some kind of a climax.
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1329. Well, here it is.
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1330. I hope you realise now that
you should stay out of my way.
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1331. Let me run this paper.
Copy !req
1332. A gruesome scene last night as
bodies were found across the city...
Copy !req
1333. every one of them
wearing green clothing.
Copy !req
1334. DA Scanlon's office, please.
Copy !req
1335. The victims were unrelated
and authorities believe...
Copy !req
1336. their only connection was...
Copy !req
1337. their choice of attire.
As a precaution, police are advising...
Copy !req
1338. citizens to avoid wearing
the colour green, so as not to be...
Copy !req
1339. unwittingly targeted.
Copy !req
1340. This is my fault. This is
what I did with this paper.
Copy !req
1341. So what?
Copy !req
1342. At least you tried. Your dad
would have understood that.
Copy !req
1343. Look, running a newspaper
must be difficult.
Copy !req
1344. I mean, if it's anything like running
are-election campaign...
Copy !req
1345. it's gotta be a pain in the ass.
Copy !req
1346. Fortunately, I think we can
make each other's lives easier.
Copy !req
1347. How?
Copy !req
1348. There are two sides
to every story.
Copy !req
1349. I mean, some people,
they see an event and they...
Copy !req
1350. interpret it as this crime war,
you know?
Copy !req
1351. Other people see
the same incident...
Copy !req
1352. and they interpret it
as an isolated event.
Copy !req
1353. - Yeah.
- I guess I could...
Copy !req
1354. help you decide how
these incidents are exposed.
Copy !req
1355. In the public interest, of course.
Copy !req
1356. Now, if this collaboration
leads to assert my position...
Copy !req
1357. well, I will make sure that you...
Copy !req
1358. enjoy compensation in return.
Copy !req
1359. What kind of compensation?
Copy !req
1360. Frank, are you-?
Copy !req
1361. Are you saying you want me
to slant the news...
Copy !req
1362. for your re-election?
Is that what this is?
Copy !req
1363. I thought you needed my help.
Copy !req
1364. We help each other out...
Copy !req
1365. so that we can both get ahead.
Copy !req
1366. This is mutually beneficial.
Copy !req
1367. Okay, I get it now.
Copy !req
1368. You went to my dad,
he rejected your offer...
Copy !req
1369. and you think you can
push me around.
Copy !req
1370. That's what you think?
Copy !req
1371. No, what I think...
Copy !req
1372. is that you overvalue
your dad's integrity.
Copy !req
1373. You get out of my office
right this second.
Copy !req
1374. This might be
what you're looking for.
Copy !req
1375. Thank you.
Copy !req
1376. You're welcome.
Copy !req
1377. Stay here.
Copy !req
1378. Boss, what are you
doing up here?
Copy !req
1379. We were waiting for you down-
Copy !req
1380. Come here.
Copy !req
1381. I've been doing some thinking.
Copy !req
1382. And I had a revelation.
Copy !req
1383. Look, I'm obsolete.
Copy !req
1384. I'm a dinosaur.
Copy !req
1385. Not in the scary way,
in the extinct way.
Copy !req
1386. And it's time for changes.
Copy !req
1387. You know, it's time for me...
Copy !req
1388. to gain some...
Copy !req
1389. charisma.
Copy !req
1390. I've no idea what you're
talking about. I mean-
Copy !req
1391. I'm talking about a motif.
A theme.
Copy !req
1392. A mask.
Copy !req
1393. Perhaps a stylish cape.
Copy !req
1394. I'm talking about the death
of Chudnofsky...
Copy !req
1395. and the rebirth of Bloodnofsky.
Copy !req
1396. What do you say?
Copy !req
1397. Honestly?
Copy !req
1398. Yeah.
Copy !req
1399. I think that is the stupidest thing
I have ever heard.
Copy !req
1400. Why is that stupid?
Copy !req
1401. That's not stupid.
Copy !req
1402. Bloodnofsky.
Copy !req
1403. I was gonna wear red.
Copy !req
1404. For blood, get it?
Copy !req
1405. That's scary.
Copy !req
1406. And cool.
Copy !req
1407. Get this:
Copy !req
1408. "Be it my mask or your blood, red will
be the last colour you'll ever see. "
Copy !req
1409. I say that to people
when I kill them.
Copy !req
1410. The Green Hornet killed Chili.
Copy !req
1411. I am minus an eyeball here.
Copy !req
1412. You can't go and tell these
guys that, they'll think you've...
Copy !req
1413. lost your bloody mind.
Copy !req
1414. I think you're having
a midlife crisis here.
Copy !req
1415. Seriously, you're starting
to scare me.
Copy !req
1416. Want to know a secret?
Copy !req
1417. I'm starting to scare myself.
Copy !req
1418. Gentlemen...
Copy !req
1419. the reign of Bloodnofsky
starts tonight.
Copy !req
1420. - Hey. I'm sorry I fired you!
- Get out of here!
Copy !req
1421. I shouldn't have
called you a minx.
Copy !req
1422. Look, please, just listen to me.
Copy !req
1423. Kato lied about us, okay?
Copy !req
1424. You should have found that out
before you fire me.
Copy !req
1425. - Nothing happened?
- No.
Copy !req
1426. Oh, thank God! I knew it!
I knew nothing happened!
Copy !req
1427. - That ass. He said you did this.
- What?
Copy !req
1428. What is that?
Copy !req
1429. I don't know. It's gross.
That's not why I'm here.
Copy !req
1430. I need you to come back and work.
Copy !req
1431. I'll do whatever you want.
I'll double your salary.
Copy !req
1432. Things at The Sentinel
Not what they seem.
Copy !req
1433. As soon as Scanlon
started running...
Copy !req
1434. my father stopped printing news
about hard crime.
Copy !req
1435. He was making Scanlon
look good.
Copy !req
1436. And I have to make it right.
Copy !req
1437. And I realised that if I want to do
what's best for this world...
Copy !req
1438. that The Daily Sentinel is the most
responsible way to do that.
Copy !req
1439. But here's the problem:
Copy !req
1440. I don't know...
Copy !req
1441. anything...
Copy !req
1442. - ... about journalism.
- That's the truth.
Copy !req
1443. Look, I need someone who does.
Copy !req
1444. I need someone who
I can trust with my life.
Copy !req
1445. I'm just- Okay?
Copy !req
1446. I need someone who is you.
I need you, Lenore.
Copy !req
1447. Will you please help me?
Copy !req
1448. Britt, I-
Copy !req
1449. I know, I know.
Copy !req
1450. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1451. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1452. What is your problem?
Copy !req
1453. God.
Copy !req
1454. Why did you do that to me?
Copy !req
1455. Because you tried to kiss me!
Copy !req
1456. - Yeah, we were gonna make out.
- No, we weren't.
Copy !req
1457. Then I guess I owe you an apology,
because I misread that.
Copy !req
1458. As usual.
Copy !req
1459. Okay. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't plan
on kissing you when I said all that.
Copy !req
1460. Will you come back
and work for me, please?
Copy !req
1461. Pretty please?
Copy !req
1462. Double my salary.
Copy !req
1463. And I want a parking spot.
Copy !req
1464. You don't have a parking spot?
Oh, that sucks.
Copy !req
1465. And if you ever so much
as look at my ass again...
Copy !req
1466. I can't even see it.
Copy !req
1467. I will sue you for sexual harassment.
Do you understand?
Copy !req
1468. Hugs?
Copy !req
1469. Where my hugs at, y'all?
Copy !req
1470. - Britt Reid's office.
- Frank Scanlon.
Copy !req
1471. Please hold.
Copy !req
1472. DA Scanlon.
Copy !req
1473. - Really?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1474. Hello?
Copy !req
1475. Hey, Britt, it's Scanlon.
Copy !req
1476. Listen, I think I owe you
an apology.
Copy !req
1477. Too much blood in the gutter.
You win. Let's split L.A.
Copy !req
1478. You get the L. I get the A.
That means we share the gold...
Copy !req
1479. and the work.
Copy !req
1480. One million dollars for today.
Copy !req
1481. I think you misunderstood
where I was coming from...
Copy !req
1482. and I'd like a chance
to clarify some things.
Copy !req
1483. Things are pretty clear.
Copy !req
1484. - I got three words for you:
- No.
Copy !req
1485. - Suck it, you dick face!
- Look.
Copy !req
1486. Tell him that you wanna meet him.
This is journalism.
Copy !req
1487. If you wanna be an investigative
reporter, you have to investigate.
Copy !req
1488. Tell him that you wanna meet him.
Copy !req
1489. - Might've gotten disconnected, Britt.
- You're right. Watch this.
Copy !req
1490. I was joking.
Copy !req
1491. Yeah, why don't we get together
and talk about things?
Copy !req
1492. That's a good idea. Okay?
Copy !req
1493. Let's meet for dinner.
A place called Gonpachi Hibachi.
Copy !req
1494. Little place on La Cienega.
Copy !req
1495. Around 8:30?
Copy !req
1496. La Cienega...
Copy !req
1497. 8:30.
Copy !req
1498. Britt!
Copy !req
1499. Hey, Frank.
Copy !req
1500. Hey, Britt.
Copy !req
1501. Good to see you.
Copy !req
1502. I'm having a sake.
What are you having?
Copy !req
1503. Yeah, I'll have some sake.
Copy !req
1504. Thanks for coming.
Copy !req
1505. No problem.
Copy !req
1506. Mr. Chudnofsky?
Copy !req
1507. Bloodnofsky. Blood-nof-sky.
Copy !req
1508. I commissioned the Green Hornet.
You're the chauffeur.
Copy !req
1509. Partner.
Copy !req
1510. Where's The Hornet?
Copy !req
1511. Right there.
Copy !req
1512. Whoa, we only get half the team?
Copy !req
1513. Who says you're the good half?
Copy !req
1514. Where's Reid?
Copy !req
1515. Guess.
Copy !req
1516. Any of you move, you're dead.
Copy !req
1517. I'm not actually here
for forgiveness, Britt.
Copy !req
1518. I don't understand.
Copy !req
1519. You understand nothing...
Copy !req
1520. so I'm gonna explain it
to you very simply.
Copy !req
1521. If you ever come across any article
regarding a major crime...
Copy !req
1522. a man named
Benjamin Chudnofsky...
Copy !req
1523. or anything that makes
this city think...
Copy !req
1524. I am not the fine line protecting
the light from the darkness...
Copy !req
1525. you're gonna bring it to me.
Copy !req
1526. You're gonna bring it to me...
Copy !req
1527. and I'll tell you
if it's okay to print...
Copy !req
1528. in your stupid little newspaper.
Copy !req
1529. That's how I did it with your dad.
Copy !req
1530. And that's how you and I
are gonna do it.
Copy !req
1531. Scanlon, are you saying you want me
to let you write the news?
Copy !req
1532. Finally you understand.
Copy !req
1533. Yup. I understand, all right.
Copy !req
1534. Here's what I understand.
Copy !req
1535. That you, son, just got played...
Copy !req
1536. by a player.
Copy !req
1537. Recording device. USB.
Copy !req
1538. No, you can't have it, it's mine!
Copy !req
1539. You stupid schmuck!
Copy !req
1540. I got you by the balls, Scanlon.
I own a newspaper, genius.
Copy !req
1541. - This'll be front-page.
- I have to say...
Copy !req
1542. - ... I'm impressed.
- You should be.
Copy !req
1543. It won't do you any good.
Copy !req
1544. How could it not? Are you
gonna kill me in this restaurant?
Copy !req
1545. Yes.
Copy !req
1546. What, you're gonna murder me?
Copy !req
1547. Yeah. Like I murdered your father.
Copy !req
1548. I don't think so. My dad was not
murdered. He died of a bee sting.
Copy !req
1549. No, no, your father died of
an overdose of apitoxin...
Copy !req
1550. most commonly found in a bee sting,
which he happened to be allergic to.
Copy !req
1551. But that apitoxin...
Copy !req
1552. was administered by me.
Copy !req
1553. Shit!
Copy !req
1554. Think, Britt. You can figure this out,
my son, with your brains.
Copy !req
1555. It's almost like time slows down.
Copy !req
1556. That's right. Think. Slowly.
Copy !req
1557. Okay, two years ago,
Scanlon decides to run for DA.
Copy !req
1558. He says he's cleaning up
the streets of L.A...
Copy !req
1559. which is impossible.
Copy !req
1560. So he asked the media
to slant the news.
Copy !req
1561. And you go along with it
like everybody else?
Copy !req
1562. No way. I refused.
Copy !req
1563. So he- Shit! What does he do?
So Scanlon decides...
Copy !req
1564. to go really dirty.
Copy !req
1565. Makes a pact with a criminal.
Chudnofsky kills your reporter.
Copy !req
1566. Vertolibe? Vertoleeb?
Copy !req
1567. I didn't want more bloodshed,
so I stopped reporting on crime.
Copy !req
1568. To be honest,
in the last few years...
Copy !req
1569. this paper has dipped
in quality and ambition.
Copy !req
1570. Scanlon can hold up
his part of the deal...
Copy !req
1571. keeping the media under control,
and Chudnofsky does what he wants!
Copy !req
1572. To be honest...
Copy !req
1573. But Chudnofsky
had a different plan.
Copy !req
1574. He wanted to take over
all the gangs of L.A.
Copy !req
1575. So that's when you decided...
Copy !req
1576. to cut the strings.
Copy !req
1577. I couldn't look in the mirror.
I hated every word I said to you...
Copy !req
1578. that morning, Britt.
Copy !req
1579. So you start reporting
on crime again.
Copy !req
1580. And now Scanlon
is a dead man...
Copy !req
1581. unless he proves
he's still in control.
Copy !req
1582. He has no choice
but to organise...
Copy !req
1583. a meeting with you...
Copy !req
1584. and he kills you himself.
Copy !req
1585. In the end...
Copy !req
1586. you stood up
for what's right, Dad.
Copy !req
1587. Now I have to do the same.
Copy !req
1588. I can see by that expression you've
had on your face for five minutes...
Copy !req
1589. that you're piecing this together,
but it's no good.
Copy !req
1590. You're about to be killed
by the Green Hornet.
Copy !req
1591. What?
Copy !req
1592. The Green Hornet's sidekick!
He's got a gun!
Copy !req
1593. Bluff! Bluff!
Copy !req
1594. Eradicate!
Copy !req
1595. Before you do this,
I want you to know that I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1596. I'm sorry for everything.
Copy !req
1597. I forgive you.
Copy !req
1598. Hey, not me. Him, stupid.
Copy !req
1599. Confused? You should be.
Copy !req
1600. Go, go.
Copy !req
1601. Let's bail, Kato!
Copy !req
1602. Back here!
Copy !req
1603. We're cornered!
Copy !req
1604. Know what happens
when you corner a hornet?
Copy !req
1605. - No!
- You get stung!
Copy !req
1606. Oh, Je-!
Copy !req
1607. See? Backups.
Copy !req
1608. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1609. What the hell?
He's supposed to kill Britt Reid!
Copy !req
1610. - He's shooting at me!
- Embark the vehicle!
Copy !req
1611. Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
1612. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1613. Wait. Yeah, I'm fine.
Copy !req
1614. My outfit's back here.
Copy !req
1615. Britt Reid is the Green Hornet!
Copy !req
1616. I know.
You hired a guy to kill himself.
Copy !req
1617. Shut up!
Copy !req
1618. Britt Reid recorded
the whole conversation...
Copy !req
1619. on some sushi drive USB!
Copy !req
1620. We can't lose him!
Copy !req
1621. We're not losing him,
we're following him!
Copy !req
1622. Oh, Kato. Thank you.
Copy !req
1623. - I need to hug you to thank you!
- What the hell?
Copy !req
1624. Okay.
Copy !req
1625. - To the house?
- No!
Copy !req
1626. Here's the dilly yo.
Copy !req
1627. We gotta get this to The Sentinel.
It's got Scanlon spilling the beans.
Copy !req
1628. We're gonna put it on the Net.
Copy !req
1629. It's what my father
would have wanted.
Copy !req
1630. - You like your father now?
- Yes!
Copy !req
1631. You see, he wasn't a dick after all.
Copy !req
1632. Well, he was a dick, just not
really how we thought he was.
Copy !req
1633. At the end, he wasn't a di- It's
complicated. I'll explain later, okay?
Copy !req
1634. It's a lot of conflicting emotions.
Copy !req
1635. Let's roll, Britt.
Copy !req
1636. Here's the thing, honestly.
Copy !req
1637. I've been jealous of you
this entire time.
Copy !req
1638. - You're awesome. You built this car.
- I know.
Copy !req
1639. - You know karate. You're charming.
- Thank you!
Copy !req
1640. These guys are amazingly
well organised.
Copy !req
1641. Hold on!
Copy !req
1642. Yeah! Yeah!
Copy !req
1643. Oh, yeah!
Copy !req
1644. Burn them from the side!
Copy !req
1645. Door guns!
Copy !req
1646. What's a door gun?
Copy !req
1647. Here!
Copy !req
1648. The other side!
Copy !req
1649. Your turn!
Copy !req
1650. Oh, God!
Copy !req
1651. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
1652. We lost him!
Copy !req
1653. - He's gone! He's gone!
- Yeah!
Copy !req
1654. Shit! He's back!
Copy !req
1655. You gotta be kidding me.
Copy !req
1656. These guys are good!
Copy !req
1657. Over there, over there!
Copy !req
1658. We're not gonna make it, dude.
Copy !req
1659. We're not gonna make it!
Copy !req
1660. Yeah, we're gonna make it!
Copy !req
1661. That's a very big gun.
Copy !req
1662. Kato, be careful!
Copy !req
1663. Take the wheel.
Copy !req
1664. What?
Copy !req
1665. - Take the wheel.
- I can't!
Copy !req
1666. Yes, you can!
Copy !req
1667. Nunchucks? That was my idea!
Copy !req
1668. Where are you going?
Copy !req
1669. Are you okay?
What are you doing?
Copy !req
1670. Shit! Shit!
Copy !req
1671. Kato!
Copy !req
1672. Jesus!
Copy !req
1673. I don't know what anything does!
Copy !req
1674. Why didn't you do this in English?
Copy !req
1675. - What are you saying?
- Closer.
Copy !req
1676. Just jump in!
Copy !req
1677. Turn the knob!
Copy !req
1678. These guys are shooting at me!
Copy !req
1679. - Sorry! I'm sorry!
- Turn the knob!
Copy !req
1680. - I don't know how!
- Calm down!
Copy !req
1681. How do I stop it?
Copy !req
1682. How do I stop it?
Copy !req
1683. Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1684. - It's on fire!
- It's okay.
Copy !req
1685. It's okay!
Copy !req
1686. Next time, don't touch anything.
Copy !req
1687. Kato! Look!
Copy !req
1688. We made it!
Copy !req
1689. - Kato, we made it!
- Hell, yeah!
Copy !req
1690. Yeah!
Copy !req
1691. - I can't.
- Okay, that's cool.
Copy !req
1692. Oh, we're screwed!
Copy !req
1693. Come on, hurry! Hurry up!
Copy !req
1694. Did you drop it?
Copy !req
1695. Yes.
Copy !req
1696. Shit!
Copy !req
1697. Go get it! I'll cover you!
Copy !req
1698. Wish me luck!
Copy !req
1699. Good luck!
Copy !req
1700. Dear Hornet...
Copy !req
1701. be it my mask...
Copy !req
1702. or your blood, red will be...
Copy !req
1703. the last-
Copy !req
1704. It's Britt Reid!
Copy !req
1705. There he is! Get him!
Copy !req
1706. Don't let them go!
Copy !req
1707. Come on!
Copy !req
1708. Get him! Get him!
Copy !req
1709. Let me shoot him!
Copy !req
1710. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1711. Shoot to kill!
Copy !req
1712. You brought a gas mask?
Copy !req
1713. Of course I brought a gas mask!
Copy !req
1714. Just for yourself?
Copy !req
1715. Where the-?
Copy !req
1716. There!
Copy !req
1717. There! Behind the paper!
Copy !req
1718. Over here!
Copy !req
1719. The helmet, it fogs up everything.
Copy !req
1720. There. There.
Copy !req
1721. Shoot, shoot.
Copy !req
1722. Kato!
Copy !req
1723. Kato, save me!
Copy !req
1724. I'm ungassable!
Copy !req
1725. Move it!
Copy !req
1726. That was dangerous.
Copy !req
1727. Drop me by the elevators,
I'll take it from here!
Copy !req
1728. No, we stay together!
Copy !req
1729. Get in the front seat!
Copy !req
1730. Quick! Quick!
Copy !req
1731. Tenth floor! Tenth floor!
Copy !req
1732. What works?
Copy !req
1733. - Missiles?
- Four missiles left.
Copy !req
1734. Hornet gun?
Copy !req
1735. Check. Machine guns?
Copy !req
1736. Check.
Copy !req
1737. Does it drive?
Copy !req
1738. Front-wheel drive.
Copy !req
1739. Get out!
Copy !req
1740. Get out of here!
Copy !req
1741. You can let me out here.
Copy !req
1742. Bazooka!
Copy !req
1743. Guy with a bazooka!
Copy !req
1744. Missile!
Copy !req
1745. Fire!
Copy !req
1746. Reload!
Copy !req
1747. Kato, they're here.
Copy !req
1748. Go be a journalist.
Copy !req
1749. I'll kick ass.
Copy !req
1750. There they are!
Copy !req
1751. There!
Copy !req
1752. Come on.
Copy !req
1753. I'm there.
Copy !req
1754. In one minute,
this'll be all over the world.
Copy !req
1755. Blue team, go!
Copy !req
1756. Start up.
Copy !req
1757. Shit!
Copy !req
1758. Yeah.
Copy !req
1759. There!
Copy !req
1760. Can you see him? I can't see him.
Copy !req
1761. Oh, I'm so stupid.
Copy !req
1762. All right, Reid!
Copy !req
1763. Hand over the thing.
Copy !req
1764. You want it?
Copy !req
1765. Go get it!
Copy !req
1766. Where is it? Where is it?
Copy !req
1767. I am Bloodnofsky.
Copy !req
1768. I killed a thousand before
and I'll kill a thousand more.
Copy !req
1769. Now tremble before your death.
Copy !req
1770. For be it my mask,
or be it your blood...
Copy !req
1771. red will be the last colour
you'll ever see.
Copy !req
1772. Britt.
Copy !req
1773. Britt!
Copy !req
1774. - Shit!
- Hey!
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1775. End of the road, Scanlon.
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1776. Okay, okay.
Let's just calm down.
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1777. Hand over the sushi.
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1778. Yeah, hand it over.
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1779. We can talk about it.
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1780. - On the ground, now!
- Get down!
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1781. It's the Green Hornet. Shoot him!
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1782. Britt, quick!
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1783. I'm District Attorney Frank Scanlon!
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1784. That is the Green Hornet.
Go shoot him!
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1785. Down on the ground!
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1786. Kato, I screwed up!
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1787. Scanlon's gonna
get away scot-free!
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1788. No, he's not.
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1789. Don't move. Don't move.
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1790. Holy shit!
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1791. Ejector seats!
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1792. You actually built them!
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1793. It was a good idea.
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1794. This is really scary.
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1795. A high-speed chase
between the Green Hornet...
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1796. and gang members has led
to The Daily Sentinel office...
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1797. Oh, my God! I called it.
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1798. leaving a trail of demolished cars
and trucks in their path.
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1799. Here's the story: We're on our way
to a costume party. Okay?
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1800. We gotta get out of our suits.
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1801. Where the hell are we gonna go?
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1802. No one knows why
the district attorney...
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1803. Lenore!
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1804. No, no, no.
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1805. - Lenore, stop!
- No, wait!
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1806. Stop. Lenore!
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1807. Lenore! Wait.
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1808. How do you know my name?
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1809. Kato.
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1810. - It's me.
- Oh, my God.
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1811. You assholes!
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1812. You assholes!
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1813. What the hell are you doing?
You guys are criminals!
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1814. You're criminals! Oh, my God.
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1815. - Stop.
- We're helping people.
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1816. Why ask me to do research
on the Green Hornet...
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1817. when you are
the Green Hornet?
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1818. We don't know what we're doing.
We needed you. Don't you see?
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1819. - You're the mastermind.
- What?
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1820. This is the police. Open up.
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1821. Please don't screw us.
We were trying to be good people.
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1822. Think about it.
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1823. Hello, officer, can I help you?
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1824. We're looking for two masked men.
Seen anything?
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1825. Yeah, of course.
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1826. Really?
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1827. They're all over the news
all the time.
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1828. All right. Well, please report
anything suspicious.
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1829. Absolutely.
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1830. You guys are such stupid assholes!
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1831. - What are you thinking?
- Please forgive us. Forgive me.
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1832. - Are you crazy?
- Kiss and make up later.
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1833. I don't kiss him!
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1834. I got a bullet in me!
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1835. You and I don't kiss! You guys
might kiss, but I don't kiss you!
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1836. I've been shot in the shoulder.
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1837. Well, then go to the hospital!
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1838. No! Don't you see? The police
know the Green Hornet was...
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1839. shot in the shoulder.
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1840. If I go to the hospital,
they'll know I'm the Green Hornet.
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1841. Yeah, you've been shot.
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1842. - Here's what I need.
- What?
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1843. Get me a spatula to bite
and a knife.
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1844. You gotta dig this bullet
out of my meat. Do it.
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1845. I'm cold.
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1846. It's deep inside me.
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1847. - Oh, God.
- Spatula.
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1848. Okay, okay. Wait!
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1849. - Sterilise it!
- What?
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1850. Sterilise it.
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1851. I don't wanna get gangrene.
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1852. Say it, say it.
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1853. Shon-di forever.
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1854. - Here we go, this is hot. Let me see.
- Just wait.
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1855. I'm not ready. Stop, stop, stop.
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1856. Wait, it hurts.
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1857. Okay, I can't do it.
Take me to the hospital.
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1858. Would you just shut up?
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1859. Okay, look, if I'm...
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1860. the mastermind of this, just let me
have a second of silence...
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1861. so I can figure this out! Okay?
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1862. Mere hours ago...
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1863. the Green Hornet and a group
of his criminal underlings...
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1864. launched a horrendous attack
on this building...
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1865. that claimed the life of
District Attorney Frank Scanlon.
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1866. It's unfortunate, but...
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1867. you know, that's what happens.
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1868. The Daily Sentinel will be rebuilt.
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1869. And to start that off...
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1870. I am naming Mike Axford
the new editor in chief.
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1871. Mike's great and he's
comfortable telling me off...
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1872. so he's the perfect man
for the job.
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1873. We have to get this paper
back to the ideals...
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1874. that my father started it on.
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1875. I wanna make him proud,
and I hope to...
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1876. make this city proud of
The Daily Sentinel like never before.
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1877. The Green Hornet
sends his regards.
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1878. He shot me!
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1879. Directly in the shoulder!
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1880. The Green Hornet's sidekick
shot Britt Reid!
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1881. Get me to the hospital!
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1882. He's been shot in the shoulder!
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1883. We gotta get him
to a hospital right away!
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1884. It worked.
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1885. Kato.
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1886. Kato.
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1887. Hey!
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1888. We have a secret mission.
Everything...
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1889. we've done up till now is
complete and utter crap!
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1890. This is all that matters.
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1891. This is it.
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1892. Let's roll, Kato.
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1893. It's crooked.
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1894. He's kind of-
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1895. He's kind of looking...
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1896. Down?
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1897. It's fine.
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1898. Doesn't matter.
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1899. We did it.
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1900. We did.
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1901. The Green Hornet.
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1902. His reliable partner...
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1903. The Blue Wombat.
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1904. Oh, man.
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1905. Okay, how about
The Red Hippopotamus?
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1906. No? Not Red Hippopotamus?
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1907. Hippos are not red.
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1908. I know. Hornets aren't green.
Who cares?
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1909. The Orange Albatross.
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