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6. The thunderbolt.
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- Live cargo.
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- Come on. It's neat.
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- It was Terry that started it.
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- I think so.
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- No, it's okay.
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- Good night, pal.
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110. - And I don't want him on the furniture.
- I know, Mom.
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- Bye.
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112. - Bye, Mom.
- Goodbye.
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113. - Bye, Dad.
- See you guys.
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- I know, Mom.
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- Sure she will. Why not?
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- Weird things happen all the time.
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- I've seen that. It's an illusion.
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- No, I broke my fingernail.
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- It doesn't matter. It's not the weight.
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- No, come here. He'll be all right.
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- It's a cinch. He's a midget.
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- Glen, no.
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- What's the matter with him?
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- Buzz off, clown face.
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- Hey, you guys, come on.
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- There is no other stuff.
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- The levitation.
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- You, Alexandra.
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- Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it.
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- Terry, come on.
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- But, you see, there are these songs
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Remember when you cut yourself?
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- It's the album...
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- All right!
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- I'm just looking at it.
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- Hey, are you guys in bed yet?
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- Why don't you grow up?
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- Why don't you just shut up!
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- What? What is it?
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424. - They broke the window! They're in my room!
- What are you talking about?
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425. Oh, my gosh.
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426. Terry?
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427. Hey, Terry, wake up.
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428. Terry!
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429. - Terry?
- What did you do to your hair?
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430. Real cute.
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431. Guys, get over here!
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432. Al, get in! Al!
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433. Get it off of me!
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434. - Go!
- Let's go!
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435. Come on! Hurry!
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436. - Where are we going?
- Run!
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437. Somebody tell me what's going on!
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438. Mom! Dad!
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439. You've been bad!
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440. Glen! Come on!
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441. What are we gonna do?
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442. Back door!
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443. What are we gonna do?
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444. Oh, shoot!
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445. - Hurry up, Al! Hurry up, Al!
- Would you guys shut up?
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446. I don't see anything.
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447. - Come on!
- I'm trying!
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448. - Let me take a look first.
- Good idea.
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449. Al, I think you better come back!
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450. Shut up, you guys!
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451. Al, come back.
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452. What do you want? What is it?
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453. Come on!
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454. - Hurry up!
- Come on, hurry up!
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455. Hurry!
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456. Look.
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457. Are you okay?
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458. - What the hell is going on?
- Somebody knock her out again.
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459. I'm calling the police.
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460. Answer it!
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461. Hello.
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462. You've been bad!
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463. We have to close the gate.
We have to go to the hole and do it right.
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464. You mean, you guys were serious
about that demon stuff?
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465. What does it look like?
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466. - What the hell are you talking about?
- The spells, they're in the basement!
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467. Who's gonna go get them?
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468. Are you sure we can get rid of them?
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469. Yeah. I've got all the spells
and curses to banish the demons.
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470. - Demons? What kind?
- Don't ask.
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471. - How do you know what to do?
- Just trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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472. Right.
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473. - Al.
- What is it?
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474. Forget it.
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475. Over there.
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476. What? Do they hate music?
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477. Great, now what do we do?
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478. - The Bible.
- What?
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479. Prayers. The Bible.
That's what they always use!
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480. These guys are older than the Bible.
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481. Do you have anything better?
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482. - How do we know what to read?
- We'll find something.
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483. Yeah. We went to Sunday school.
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484. We should've called Mom
and Dad before this.
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485. - I wish Mrs. Vandergrift was here.
- It's a little too late for that.
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486. - We found one.
- Good.
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487. Okay.
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488. Let's do it.
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489. The gate's open.
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490. I know it is.
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491. - No, it isn't.
- How do you know, Terry?
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492. 'Cause we'd all be dead meat by now.
We'd be the sacrifices.
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493. - Sacrifices?
- I told you.
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494. The demons need two human sacrifices
to stay and make their hell on Earth.
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495. - We don't all have to go.
- Yeah.
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496. Maybe it would be better
if we waited inside.
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497. My heroes.
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498. You've got to be kidding.
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499. I hope this works.
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500. Me, too.
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501. Here it goes.
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502. "Deliver me from my enemies,
father in heaven.
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503. "Deliver me from the workers of iniquity.
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504. And save me from the devils of blood."
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505. "Away from my soul, and return
in evening, they howl like the dog.
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506. "Thou shall bury the evils,
and they will walk the Earth no more.
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507. "Because of thy strength I will wait
for thee, for God is my high tower."
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508. It's working!
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509. Hey, that's pretty good.
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510. Hey. It worked.
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511. - I can still hear them.
- There's one more part here,
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512. - then they should be gone.
- Don't get so close.
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513. - It's okay. It's working.
- Get back!
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514. Don't be such a...
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515. - Terry!
- Terry!
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516. What are we gonna do? Terry!
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517. - Terry!
- Terry!
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518. - Terry!
- Terry!
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519. Hey!
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520. Where is he?
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521. - Hi.
- Hey.
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522. No! Terry! Answer me!
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523. Terry! Answer me!
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524. Help! Glen!
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525. - It's not gonna work!
- Glen! Help me!
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526. Come on!
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527. Let go!
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528. No!
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529. Help! Get me out of here!
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530. Help!
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531. Here he comes!
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532. Get it over here!
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533. - Terry! Grab it!
- Where's the Bible?
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534. - I can't reach it!
- "Deliver me from my enemies,
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535. father in heaven.
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536. - Stop it!
- "Deliver me from the workers of iniquity.
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537. - Glen, stop!
- "The devil's of blood.
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538. - For those who lay...
- Glen, stop it!
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539. - You're making them mad!
- Glen, grab my feet!
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540. - Hurry! I'm falling!
- Get it down here farther!
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541. - Glen, help!
- What are we gonna do?
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542. - Got it!
- Hang on!
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543. - Pull me up!
- Hold it!
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544. - Come on!
- It's closing!
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545. - Hurry!
- Come on!
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546. - Pull!
- Hurry up!
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547. My shoe! I lost my shoe!
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548. Wait... Bible. Where's the Bible?
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549. - I don't know what to read.
- Read anything!
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550. "In the beginning, God created
the heavens and the Earth."
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551. Shit.
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552. - It's gone!
- It's gone?
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553. - It's gone!
- All right!
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554. All right! All right!
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555. Come on, let's go! Yeah!
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556. Hello?
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557. Wait.
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558. - It's just us.
- What happened?
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559. - It worked.
- I knew it.
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560. - Are you sure?
- No, we're all dead.
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561. - Welcome to heaven.
- What were you guys doing in there?
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562. We heard noises.
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563. - Oh, no.
- What?
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564. Al, what is it?
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565. - What have you been doing, mud wrestling?
- Not funny.
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566. - What are you doing here?
- Came to party.
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567. Thought we'd surprise you.
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568. Well, look, I've had enough
surprises for one night.
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569. - Could you guys just please leave?
- Come on, Al. Be real.
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570. - Al, we invited them.
- Well, maybe you should just go with them.
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571. - Fine.
- Come on. Let's go.
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572. - We can take a hint.
- What a drag.
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573. - She's just not ready for me yet, guys.
- Oh, shut up.
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574. Boy, Mom and Dad are gonna
be pissed when they see this.
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575. Yeah. What should we tell 'em?
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576. Frisbee.
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577. It's gonna be dawn soon. Why don't
we all clean up and get some sleep?
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578. Are you kidding?
I'm not gonna sleep for a week.
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579. - Yeah, come on! Let's go watch some TV.
- Yeah, okay.
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580. Well, I'm gonna go get cleaned up.
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581. - Al?
- Yeah?
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582. You're better
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583. You know, it wouldn't be
so bad to have a sister.
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584. Wonder if we can still sell it?
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585. I don't know.
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586. - Here. Catch.
- Glen!
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587. Way to go. Terry!
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588. It's the workman.
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589. I just made it up.
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590. No!
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591. No! No! Let go of me!
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592. - Glen!
- Terry!
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593. Glen! No! Glen!
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594. Glen! Get help!
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595. Glen! Glen!
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596. No!
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597. Glen!
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598. Al!
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599. Al!
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600. Al! Al!
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601. - Let go! Let go!
- Glen! Glen!
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602. Let go!
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603. Glen!
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604. Oh, Glen!
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605. - What the hell was that?
- It's the workman. It got Terry!
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606. - The what?
- He just made it up, and it got him.
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607. - It took him into the wall!
- What do you mean?
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608. It's the first human sacrifice.
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609. Dad's gun.
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610. - It's all my fault.
- Dad's gun! Glen!
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611. - It's all my fault.
- Go get dad's gun!
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612. It's all my fault.
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613. Glen!
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614. Glen, go!
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615. Hurry!
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616. - Hi, it's me, Glen.
- Al!
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617. Glen!
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618. Glen!
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619. Come on!
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620. Help!
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621. Help! Al, help!
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622. Get him off of me!
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623. Al, the rope. Help me!
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624. Al, help me!
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625. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Close the door!
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626. Hurry!
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627. Hurry!
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628. - Where's the gun?
- Over there!
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629. Did Terry say that there was
some way we could kill them?
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630. Energy derived from... I can't remember!
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631. Shit!
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632. Hey!
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633. - Leave her alone!
- Glen! Let me go!
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634. No! Let me go! No!
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635. Let me go!
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636. Al!
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637. Let me go! Please! No! No!
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638. - Glen! Please!
- No!
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639. Glen!
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640. The second human sacrifice.
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641. Love and light. That's it!
The thunderbolt!
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642. Energy derived from...
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643. Come on! Where is it?
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644. Come on!
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645. Please.
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646. Hell on Earth.
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647. No!
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648. Come back here! Take me instead!
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649. I'm next!
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650. Don't you want another sacrifice?
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651. Come back! Take me instead!
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652. Come back. Come back.
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653. Glen!
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654. Help us!
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655. Glen!
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656. Help us!
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657. Happy Birthday, Al!
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658. Yeah!
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659. Angus!
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660. Oh, Angus.
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661. Good boy.
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662. Angus.
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663. Al!
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664. Glen!
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665. Glen!
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666. Glen.
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667. - Angus!
- Terry.
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668. All right.
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669. Think they'll notice?
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670. Give me a break.
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671. You're my best buddies.
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