1. Come on, you lazy Cro-Magnon!Copy !req
2. Ohh!Copy !req
3. Hey! Back to work! You guys
had a break two days ago!Copy !req
4. Come on, now!Copy !req
5. Come on, Sheba! That's my big girl!Copy !req
6. Look at those pathetic wormsCopy !req
7. burrowing their lives away.Copy !req
8. Do you know why I'm up here and
they're down there, Miss Stone?Copy !req
9. Because you lied on your resume?Copy !req
10. No.Copy !req
11. Because I have vision.Copy !req
12. And right now I have a
vision of you and me...Copy !req
13. Dripping with coconut oil
on a beach in Rocapulco...Copy !req
14. With Mr. Slate's fortune
to keep us company.Copy !req
15. I'm glad we see eye to eye.Copy !req
16. And somewhere down there
is the ignorant stoogeCopy !req
17. who will make all my
schemes come true.Copy !req
18. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
19. Flintstones
Meet the FlintstonesCopy !req
20. They're a modern Stone Age familyCopy !req
21. From the town of BedrockCopy !req
22. They're a page right out of historyCopy !req
23. Let's ride with the
family down the streetCopy !req
24. Through the courtesy
of Fred's two feetCopy !req
25. When you're with the FlintstonesCopy !req
26. Have a yabba-dabba doo time
A dabba-doo timeCopy !req
27. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
28. The captain has just turned
on the seat belt sign...Copy !req
29. Signaling our descent
into the Bedrock area.Copy !req
30. On your left, you'll be able to see the
Grand Canyon in about 15,000,000 years.Copy !req
31. K-A-V-E
Radio BedrockCopy !req
32. The KAVE accu-forecast for tonight
calls for light seismic activity.Copy !req
33. And a 20 percent chance
of meteor showers.Copy !req
34. Quick traffic update, due to lava flows,
Highway One will be closed... Forever!Copy !req
35. K-A-V-E
Molten OldieCopy !req
36. Sow belly, pot of beans
Tie a rope around your jeansCopy !req
37. Tell your mom not to wait
You ain't coming home too lateCopy !req
38. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
39. TwitchCopy !req
40. There's a town I know where
the hipsters go called BedrockCopy !req
41. Twitch, twitchCopy !req
42. When you get that itch
you can do the TwitchCopy !req
43. In Bedrock
Twitch, twitchCopy !req
44. 'Cause the Twitch is fine
Have yourself a timeCopy !req
45. In BedrockCopy !req
46. Drum solo!Copy !req
47. Hey! Watch it, will ya?
Finally got my hair the way I like it.Copy !req
48. I'm so excited, Fred.
I'm gonna be a father.Copy !req
49. It's like a dream come true.Copy !req
50. A son. Someone to carry on
the proud name of Rubble.Copy !req
51. Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?Copy !req
52. Well, you're bound to find
something you're good at.Copy !req
53. Yeah, sure... Hey!Copy !req
54. - Uncle!
- Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
55. You know, Fred, Betty and
I really owe it all to you.Copy !req
56. We would've never qualified to adopt had
it not been for the money you gave us.Copy !req
57. Remember, Barn,
that's between you and me.Copy !req
58. I'd like to tell the world what
a great guy my best buddy is!Copy !req
59. No, no, no!Copy !req
60. True, it was a selfless, noble act,
if I do say so myself.Copy !req
61. My only reward will
be your happiness.Copy !req
62. I don't need to go blabbin'
my good deeds all around.Copy !req
63. You're afraid to tell
Wilma, aren't you?Copy !req
64. Afraid? Now, let's get
this straight, Rubble.Copy !req
65. I don't need permission from
my wife to make a decision.Copy !req
66. In my cave, I reign supreme!Copy !req
67. Su-preme!Copy !req
68. - I won't tell her, Fred.
- Thanks, pal.Copy !req
69. Hiya, Timmy!Copy !req
70. Here you go! Shoot, shoot, shoot!Copy !req
71. Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
72. - Huh?
- Wilma!Copy !req
73. I'm home!Copy !req
74. No, Dino! No, no! No, Dino! Bad boy!Copy !req
75. Bad dog!Copy !req
76. - Good doggie!
- Bad Dino breath.Copy !req
77. Fred!Copy !req
78. Do you have to get Dino so
wound up when you come home?Copy !req
79. It's not my fault. Maybe he'd
calm down if we had him fixed!Copy !req
80. What?Copy !req
81. Here comes the big Daddysaurus!Copy !req
82. How was your day, dear?Copy !req
83. I think my Brontocrane's
pregnant again.Copy !req
84. I tell ya,Copy !req
85. you forget to lock her
up one Saturday night...Copy !req
86. - Comfortable, Fred?
- On my way.Copy !req
87. All I need's a brew and a good scratch.
Which one do you want to do first?Copy !req
88. It does my heart good
to see you relaxingCopy !req
89. after a hard day at the quarry.Copy !req
90. I'm telling you, I married
the pick of the litter.Copy !req
91. Fred, our garbage disposal
has been acting up a lot lately,Copy !req
92. so I decided that it was
time to buy a new one.Copy !req
93. But when I went to take money
out of our savings account...Copy !req
94. - Guess what?
- New garbage disposal?Copy !req
95. New garbage disposal? Why throw
good money down the drain?Copy !req
96. There's nothing wrong with this one.Copy !req
97. All right, you. Say "ahh."Copy !req
98. Uh-uh.Copy !req
99. Do you have any idea why there's
no money in our savings account?Copy !req
100. There's your problem right there.Copy !req
101. All right, you! Spit it out!Copy !req
102. Where's the money, Fred?Copy !req
103. Something happened to it.
There, I said it.Copy !req
104. We have scrimped and
saved for that money.Copy !req
105. And every time we get ahead,Copy !req
106. you have to go blow it on
some hare-brained scheme!Copy !req
107. Now, see here, Wilma!
In this cave, I am the king!Copy !req
108. - And...
- And what, Fred?Copy !req
109. And you have every right
to know, my queen.Copy !req
110. I gave it to Barney.Copy !req
111. You what?Copy !req
112. I know I should've consulted you,Copy !req
113. but Barney Rubble's my neighbor,
my lodge brotherCopy !req
114. and my best friend since the first
time I went through the fifth grade!Copy !req
115. Fred Flintstone!Copy !req
116. Wilma, without that money, they
wouldn't be allowed to adopt a baby.Copy !req
117. So go ahead, yell,
scream, let the fur fly.Copy !req
118. Give the neighbors
something to talk about!Copy !req
119. What you have just done
for the Rubbles...Copy !req
120. Is the sweetest, most
generous thing I ever heard.Copy !req
121. And I adore you for it.Copy !req
122. Mmm.Copy !req
123. I also bought a new bowling ball.Copy !req
124. Wait! Come on, honey!Copy !req
125. - Watch your step.
- Sit down.Copy !req
126. All right, all together, folks.Copy !req
127. Betty, sit down and relax.Copy !req
128. Oh, I can't, Wilma. It just hit me.Copy !req
129. From now on, I'll be
spending 24 hours a dayCopy !req
130. attending to the every need
of a helpless little boy.Copy !req
131. Then again, maybe it won't be
such a big adjustment after all.Copy !req
132. Fred!Copy !req
133. And promise you won't say anything like
you did when you saw my sister's baby.Copy !req
134. The kid had a tail. Was I supposed
to pretend I didn't notice?Copy !req
135. Hello, Mommy and Daddy! I have
someone who wants to meet you!Copy !req
136. Well, it's not exactly
what we pictured, but...Copy !req
137. - We'll love him like he was our own.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
138. This little fellow belongs
to the Hendersons.Copy !req
139. - So glad you'll be nursing.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
140. Mr. And Mrs. Rubble,
this is your little boy.Copy !req
141. Barney, isn't he precious?Copy !req
142. Precious? They'd have been
better off with the monkey.Copy !req
143. Fred!Copy !req
144. - Does he have a name?
- Bamm-Bamm.Copy !req
145. - Is that short for somethin'?
- Bamm-Bamm-Bamm.Copy !req
146. You'll have to take it
slowly with this one.Copy !req
147. He doesn't speak yet, and he's
a little skittish around humans.Copy !req
148. But then again, I would be too if I
had been raised by wild mastodons.Copy !req
149. Mastodons?Copy !req
150. Let's not nitpick.
A mammal's a mammal.Copy !req
151. Well, sounds to me like all
he needs is a little lovin'.Copy !req
152. Ohh.Copy !req
153. Come here, little guy.Copy !req
154. Aah! He growled.Copy !req
155. It's cute.Copy !req
156. It's okay, little guy.
I'm your da-da.Copy !req
157. Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
158. Oh! Barney!Copy !req
159. - Oh, Betty!
- Bamm-Bamm! No!Copy !req
160. Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm, wait!Copy !req
161. Stalactite, stalagmite
Hold your baby very tightCopy !req
162. - Come back!
- Come here, little guy!Copy !req
163. - Bamm-Bamm! Bamm! Bamm-Bamm!
- Ohhh!Copy !req
164. Rock with the cavemanCopy !req
165. Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
166. Roll with the cavemanCopy !req
167. Shake to the cavemanCopy !req
168. Break with the cavemanCopy !req
169. Oof!Copy !req
170. Make with the caveman
Okay, give me a C-A-V-ECopy !req
171. Whoa!Copy !req
172. M-A-N, CavemanCopy !req
173. Whoa!Copy !req
174. What an arm!Copy !req
175. "And Cinderocka married
the handsome prince, and...Copy !req
176. "And they lived happily ever after."Copy !req
177. Yeah!Copy !req
178. Okay, Brother Flintstone,
we need a strike to win.Copy !req
179. Can you do it?Copy !req
180. Is the Earth flat?Copy !req
181. - Come on, Freddie!
- Come on, hit it!Copy !req
182. Come on, twinkle toes.Copy !req
183. Fred!Copy !req
184. - Waka-waka-woo!
- Waka-waka-woo!Copy !req
185. - Wooga-wooga-wee!
- Wooga-wooga-wee!Copy !req
186. Piki-piki-piki! Poki-poki-poki!Copy !req
187. Ahhhhhhhh-oooh!Copy !req
188. Lava juice!Copy !req
189. Hey, can I have everybody's
attention, please?Copy !req
190. I would like to propose a toastCopy !req
191. to not only a great bowler,
but a great human being.Copy !req
192. And no offense to you guys.Copy !req
193. "Since I was just a lad often,
I've had the very bestest friend.Copy !req
194. "He may be big, he may be loud,Copy !req
195. "so you'll never lose him in a crowd.Copy !req
196. "But for my friend
the special part...Copy !req
197. "Is what's behind his ribs...
His heart."Copy !req
198. "I owe my son to him, and now...Copy !req
199. "I stand before my peers and vow...Copy !req
200. "I'll pay him back,
someday, somehow."Copy !req
201. The end.Copy !req
202. - That was beautiful, Barn.
- I meant every word of it, Fred.Copy !req
203. - Care to join me in a cold one?
- Love to.Copy !req
204. It doesn't get any better than this.Copy !req
205. Ohh!Copy !req
206. No.Copy !req
207. Look at him.Copy !req
208. Drunk as a skunkosaurus.Copy !req
209. Aaaah!Copy !req
210. Mother, I can handle this.Copy !req
211. What's that old fossil doing here?
Did the tar pits back up again?Copy !req
212. Well, somebody has to be here looking
after my daughter and grandchild...Copy !req
213. While you're out carousing
with a bunch of Neanderthals.Copy !req
214. Oh, really?
Well, for your information,Copy !req
215. the lodge no longer
accepts Neanderthals.Copy !req
216. He robs your nest egg to bail
out that little troll next doorCopy !req
217. while my daughter has to
wash her clothes in the river.Copy !req
218. - I got half a mind...
- Oh, don't flatter yourself.Copy !req
219. That's it! Where's my club, Wilma?Copy !req
220. You just try it, fatso!Copy !req
221. - If you was a man, I'd knock you...
- Enough! Mother! Fred!Copy !req
222. You two should be
ashamed of yourselves!Copy !req
223. I've got my hands full
just being ashamed of him.Copy !req
224. You got your hands full
when you scratch your neck!Copy !req
225. Stop it!Copy !req
226. Both of you!Copy !req
227. Mother, Fred is a loving
husband and a good provider.Copy !req
228. Oh, really? What has he ever
provided you besides shade?Copy !req
229. Oh, Wilma.Copy !req
230. You could've married
Elliot Firestone,Copy !req
231. the man who invented the wheel.Copy !req
232. Instead you picked Fred Flintstone,Copy !req
233. the man who invented the excuse.Copy !req
234. Let me tell you something, Pearl.
I'm not going to be a nobody all my life.Copy !req
235. One of these days, I'm gonna be
a somebody, a real somebody!Copy !req
236. We'll live in luxury, and Wilma
will have everything she deserves.Copy !req
237. When that day comes,
you'll be so busy eatin' crowCopy !req
238. you'll be passing
feathers for a month!Copy !req
239. Oh, you poor, poor dear.Copy !req
240. And when I think of all the
sacrifices your father made for you.Copy !req
241. Lambs, oxen,Copy !req
242. your brother Jerry.Copy !req
243. - Well...
- Oh, Wilma.Copy !req
244. Do your mother a favor.Copy !req
245. Just call Elliot Firestone.Copy !req
246. Even if things don't work out,Copy !req
247. he can give you a great
deal on some tires.Copy !req
248. - Yes, Mother.
- Byesie-bye.Copy !req
249. I'll show her. I'll show everybody.Copy !req
250. I know you will, Fred.Copy !req
251. - Call me fatso.
- Let's get some sleep.Copy !req
252. Hey, what's the special?Copy !req
253. This job sucks.Copy !req
254. - What you got today?
- Lizard and onions. Want half?Copy !req
255. Sure.Copy !req
256. I hear that eatin' too much
red meat is bad for you.Copy !req
257. What a load of bunk.Copy !req
258. My father ate it every day of his life,
he lived to the ripe old age of 38.Copy !req
259. Your attention please.
May I have your attention!Copy !req
260. I have a very important
announcement to make.Copy !req
261. You found out why the guys
in pit six are losing their hair?Copy !req
262. Yes!Copy !req
263. And we are currently in the process of
refuting the results of that investigation.Copy !req
264. But today I am hereCopy !req
265. to formally announce the creationCopy !req
266. of Slate and Company's
executive placement program.Copy !req
267. Hold your questions, please.Copy !req
268. That's right, this Saturday an
aptitude test will be given,Copy !req
269. granting one of you the opportunityCopy !req
270. to crawl out of the primordial
ooze and be somebody.Copy !req
271. A vice president at
Slate and Company,Copy !req
272. with an obscene salary
and a shiny nameplate.Copy !req
273. Ooh.Copy !req
274. Good luck, and may
the best biped win.Copy !req
275. An executive? This is my
chance to be somebody.Copy !req
276. Be somebody.Copy !req
277. Whee!Copy !req
278. Higher, Bamm-Bamm, higher!Copy !req
279. Higher! Higher!Copy !req
280. Whee!Copy !req
281. - Wilma.
- Hmm?Copy !req
282. How did you get rid of the
ring around the collar?Copy !req
283. By washing Fred's neck.Copy !req
284. Hmm. You know, if Fred scores
the highest on that test,Copy !req
285. you'll be able to hire someone
to do your laundry for you.Copy !req
286. If Fred scores the highest on that test,
I'll have to hire someone to revive me.Copy !req
287. Oh, it's true,
Fred's no Albert Einstone.Copy !req
288. - But you never know, he may surprise you.
- Whee!Copy !req
289. Well, maybe.Copy !req
290. - He has been studying day and night.
- Whee!Copy !req
291. I know! I've never
seen him so excitedCopy !req
292. about something you couldn't
spread mayonnaise on.Copy !req
293. Barn, I've been thinking
about this executive job.Copy !req
294. It's not me.Copy !req
295. Cooped up inside some
swank office all day,Copy !req
296. kissing the big shot's feet.Copy !req
297. Not Fred Flintstone.Copy !req
298. Why, good afternoon, Mr. Vandercave.Copy !req
299. My, that's a handsome pelt
you're wearing today.Copy !req
300. Thank you.Copy !req
301. Your attention, please!
Please take your seats.Copy !req
302. And welcome.Copy !req
303. You will have one hour
to complete the exam.Copy !req
304. Please carve all answers with
a well-sharpened No. 2 chisel.Copy !req
305. On behalf of Slate and Company,Copy !req
306. I want to wish you all
the very best of luck.Copy !req
307. Let's begin.Copy !req
308. Eeee!Copy !req
309. Ohh.Copy !req
310. Chisels down.Copy !req
311. Please slide your answer slabCopy !req
312. into the numbered envelope providedCopy !req
313. and stack them neatly on my desk.Copy !req
314. Psst! Hey, Fred! How'd you do?Copy !req
315. How'd I do? How'd I do?Copy !req
316. - You want me to take that up for you?
- Yeah. Thanks, pal.Copy !req
317. "And I stand before my peers and vow,Copy !req
318. "I'll pay him back,
someday, somehow."Copy !req
319. Well, Cliff, the test results are in.Copy !req
320. And our unsuspecting dupe is?Copy !req
321. Believe it or not, the one who scored
the highest was Fred Flintstone.Copy !req
322. - That big ape?
- No, the big ape got a 65.Copy !req
323. Flintstone? Oh, this can't be right!Copy !req
324. He must have cheated.
He's dense, he's witless...Copy !req
325. He's perfect.Copy !req
326. The results of the exam
were very competitive,Copy !req
327. and just because an
applicant was not selected...Copy !req
328. ls no indication of lack of ability.Copy !req
329. - I am pleased to announce...
- I know a kiss-off when I hear one. Let's go.Copy !req
330. That the newest member
of our executive rankCopy !req
331. is Mr. Fred Flintstone!Copy !req
332. - Huh?
- Barney, quick. What's my name?Copy !req
333. - Fred Flintstone!
- Don't toy with me, Barney.Copy !req
334. You did it, Fred! You made it!Copy !req
335. Yabba-dabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
336. Good morning, Mr. Vice President.Copy !req
337. Good morning, Mrs. Vice President.Copy !req
338. Oh, Dino! Oh, Dino, no!Copy !req
339. - Hey!
- Mmm!Copy !req
340. Atta baby!Copy !req
341. Oh...Copy !req
342. Good boy, Dino.Copy !req
343. Well, how do I look?Copy !req
344. Daddy pretty.Copy !req
345. It's perfect!Copy !req
346. Yeah. Snazzy.Copy !req
347. What am I gonna call
you now? Boss? Chief?Copy !req
348. No, a simple "Your Highness" will do.Copy !req
349. No, Barn.Copy !req
350. I'm not gonna be one of these guys that
makes it then forgets where he came from.Copy !req
351. The first thing I'm gonna do is get
everyone in the quarry some vacation time.Copy !req
352. And maybe a health plan
with free foot care.Copy !req
353. I'd settle for them little packets
of ketchup for the lunch room.Copy !req
354. - I'm only one man.
- Not from the back.Copy !req
355. Hey, hey.Copy !req
356. Well, I guess this is it,
Mr. Flintstone.Copy !req
357. Go get 'em, big guy.Copy !req
358. - Hey, Barn.
- Yeah, Fred?Copy !req
359. Could you spot me a couple
bucks for lunch? I'm a little short.Copy !req
360. You're right, Fred.Copy !req
361. Nothing's changed.Copy !req
362. Welcome aboard, Flintstone!Copy !req
363. We're glad you're here. Nice suit!Copy !req
364. You know, Fred, any gravel brainCopy !req
365. can shovel rock down in
the quarry, but up here...Copy !req
366. - Do you know what we do up here?
- Me and the guys have always wondered.Copy !req
367. We interface, Flintstone.Copy !req
368. We strategize, analyze,Copy !req
369. conceptualize, prioritize...Copy !req
370. When do we eat?Copy !req
371. Fred, until this moment I wasn't
sure we'd picked the right man.Copy !req
372. Now I'm certain.Copy !req
373. Fred Flintstone,Copy !req
374. you've arrived.Copy !req
375. - This is my office?
- That's right.Copy !req
376. - This is my chair?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
377. Not to throw too much
at you on your first day,Copy !req
378. but this big thing here is your desk.Copy !req
379. - My desk?
- Watch out for your fingers in the drawers.Copy !req
380. Am I interrupting?Copy !req
381. Not at all. Fred, I'd like you
to meet your new secretary,Copy !req
382. - Miss Sharon Stone.
- My secretary?Copy !req
383. Personal secretary, Mr. Flintstone.Copy !req
384. That is, of course, if you want me.Copy !req
385. Great.Copy !req
386. Well, I'm sure the two of
you would like to get...Copy !req
387. Better acquainted.Copy !req
388. Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to knowCopy !req
389. that I enjoy working
long hours, late nights,Copy !req
390. even weekends.Copy !req
391. So feel free to use meCopy !req
392. however you see fit.Copy !req
393. Now, can I get you anything?Copy !req
394. - Coffee?
- Sure.Copy !req
395. - How would you like it?
- In a cup?Copy !req
396. Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!Copy !req
397. You'll go far in this company.Copy !req
398. Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf.Copy !req
399. We can prioritize, conceptualize
and, uh... Tenderize.Copy !req
400. Executively yours, Fred Fli... Ah!Copy !req
401. Are there six or seven
"I's in "Fli... Ah"?Copy !req
402. - Who said that?
- It was I, your dictabird.Copy !req
403. - Dicta-what?
- Dictabird. Read my beak.Copy !req
404. "Cliff, let's play golf.Copy !req
405. "We can prioritize, conceptualize
and, uh, tenderize."Copy !req
406. Wow. Wow!Copy !req
407. Mr. Flintstone, I'd like to warn
you that management positionsCopy !req
408. are fraught with peril.Copy !req
409. Whenever you find yourself
in a befuddled state,Copy !req
410. I urge you to avail yourselfCopy !req
411. of my experience and sage advice.Copy !req
412. Oh, really?Copy !req
413. Listen, birdie, let's get the
pecking order straight here.Copy !req
414. Hmm.Copy !req
415. I don't need any help from you.
I'm Vice President of...Copy !req
416. Of, uh...Copy !req
417. Industrial procurement.Copy !req
418. How about that? Excuse me.Copy !req
419. Hey, guys!Copy !req
420. Guess what I am!Copy !req
421. Vice President of
Industrial Procurement!Copy !req
422. Oy! Whew.Copy !req
423. Yeah.Copy !req
424. There. I'm all done with
the requisition forms.Copy !req
425. What do you think?Copy !req
426. It's perfect.Copy !req
427. Looks just like the real one.Copy !req
428. Mr. Flintstone, you are about to
embezzle a great deal of money.Copy !req
429. Unfortunately, for you,
we get to keep it.Copy !req
430. We can have Flintstone
sign these right away.Copy !req
431. Not just yet.Copy !req
432. Creatures like this
Flintstone are primitive,Copy !req
433. prone to irrational
bouts of integrity.Copy !req
434. We've got to make absolutely
certain he'll do whatever we say.Copy !req
435. Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth.Copy !req
436. "Fred is the greatest
bowler on Earth."Copy !req
437. Now you talk, and see how
much I can remember.Copy !req
438. Workin' hard?Copy !req
439. Okay, Fred, are you ready for
your first executive action?Copy !req
440. Ready and willing. Whatever
you need, consider it done!Copy !req
441. Good! I want you to
fire Bernard Rubble.Copy !req
442. Done... What? Fire Barney? Why?Copy !req
443. Well, for starters, he scored the lowest
on the management aptitude test.Copy !req
444. He's an imbecile. The company can't afford
to have dead weight like him on the payroll!Copy !req
445. But, Mr. Vandercave,
he's got a new kid, a mortgage.Copy !req
446. I'm his best friend. I can't.Copy !req
447. Fred...Copy !req
448. If you don't fire him,Copy !req
449. I will.Copy !req
450. And then I'll fire you.Copy !req
451. Come on, Fred,
usually you're yakkin' my ear off,Copy !req
452. but today you haven't said two words.Copy !req
453. Something exciting must
have happened up there.Copy !req
454. - You don't want to know, Barn, believe me.
- Sure I do, Fred.Copy !req
455. You're the first one of us to
make it out of that quarry.Copy !req
456. Look at me.Copy !req
457. I'll probably be working
there the rest of my life.Copy !req
458. No, you won't, Barn.Copy !req
459. Take my word for it.Copy !req
460. Come take a look... It's a dish in
the shower, you keep the soap in it.Copy !req
461. Barney, there's something
we gotta talk about.Copy !req
462. Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred.Copy !req
463. Surprise!Copy !req
464. Way to go, Fred!Copy !req
465. - Wilma, you shouldn't have.
- Hmm?Copy !req
466. I didn't. This was all
Barney and Betty's idea.Copy !req
467. Aren't we lucky to have
friends like them, Fred?Copy !req
468. Ohh!Copy !req
469. There he is!Copy !req
470. There's my big, handsome son-in-law!Copy !req
471. Have you lost weight?Copy !req
472. Have we met?Copy !req
473. Can I have everybody's
attention, please?Copy !req
474. I've got something I'd like to say.Copy !req
475. I hope it's not another poem.Copy !req
476. Fred... Betty, Bamm-Bamm
and I could not be happier,Copy !req
477. - even if it was me that got that job.
- Aww!Copy !req
478. So we got a little something to
show how proud of you we are.Copy !req
479. Congratulations, big guy!Copy !req
480. Barney, I can't accept this.Copy !req
481. - Sure, you can.
- No, I can't. Take it back.Copy !req
482. - We can't. We had your initials branded on it.
- It's yours, Fred.Copy !req
483. - No, it's not!
- Fred, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
484. It's a lovely gift.Copy !req
485. - He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred?
- No!Copy !req
486. - Don't you like the color?
- It's not the briefcase, it's not the color.Copy !req
487. - I just can't take anything from you.
- But, Fred...Copy !req
488. Take a hike, shorty.Copy !req
489. My Freddie doesn't
want that tacky thing.Copy !req
490. - How come, Fred?
- Because you can't afford it, Barn.Copy !req
491. Sure I can, pal.Copy !req
492. Not anymore.Copy !req
493. - You're fired.
- Fired?Copy !req
494. Well!Copy !req
495. Let's not let a little thing
like this spoil the party!Copy !req
496. Conga line!Copy !req
497. Conga! Conga!Copy !req
498. Don't worry about me, Fred.Copy !req
499. I've been working in that quarry
since it was eight feet deep.Copy !req
500. Atta boy!Copy !req
501. There could be a whole new
world opening up for me.Copy !req
502. Maybe I'll take in that
franchise show this weekend.Copy !req
503. That's the spirit.Copy !req
504. There's just one thing I gotta know.Copy !req
505. After all these years,
how come they're canning me?Copy !req
506. Barn,Copy !req
507. you're a wonderful father,Copy !req
508. a loving husband,Copy !req
509. a hard worker,Copy !req
510. and one heck of a little bowler.Copy !req
511. But, Barn, none of that
counts on an aptitude test.Copy !req
512. You got the lowest score, pal.Copy !req
513. The lowest score?Copy !req
514. Wilma, that is beautiful!Copy !req
515. - Well, I have always wanted...
- You can't catch me!Copy !req
516. - A Halstone original.
- Mmm.Copy !req
517. - Ohh!
- Now, Wilma, don't be silly!Copy !req
518. Your husband's a big executive.
You can afford it.Copy !req
519. Charge it!Copy !req
520. Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
521. Ohh! Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
522. - No!
- Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
523. Gentlemen, please. I cannot
endorse this modernization...Copy !req
524. if it means laying off
all those workers.Copy !req
525. Some have been here since
the beginning of time.Copy !req
526. What if I could
quadruple your income?Copy !req
527. I'll miss them. You were saying?Copy !req
528. Sorry I'm late. I had car trouble.
Picked up a nail.Copy !req
529. Thank you for sharing
that, Mr. Flagstone.Copy !req
530. May we continue?Copy !req
531. Mr. Slate. Gentlemen.Copy !req
532. I have a vision.Copy !req
533. While our competitors are
mired in the Stone Age,Copy !req
534. I give you... The future!Copy !req
535. - Ohh.
- Slate and CompanyCopy !req
536. will revolutionize the
building industry...Copy !req
537. By providing simple,Copy !req
538. low-cost, modular housing units.Copy !req
539. Impossible, you say?Copy !req
540. Let me demonstrate.Copy !req
541. Through the miracle
of geothermal power,Copy !req
542. the raw material is elevated
to the second stage,Copy !req
543. where our steam-powered
conveyor belt carries...Copy !req
544. Steam?Copy !req
545. He's a madman!Copy !req
546. Steam-powered conveyor belts...Copy !req
547. Carry the product to be
shaped, cleaned, inspectedCopy !req
548. and delivered to discerning
consumers worldwide.Copy !req
549. And did I mention increasing
our profit margin...Copy !req
550. - Fourfold?
- Very impressive, Mr. Vandercave.Copy !req
551. Very impressive. I think we should
implement this system immediately.Copy !req
552. Yes?Copy !req
553. Excuse me, Mr. Slate.
I know I'm the new man here,Copy !req
554. but I don't think you hired me
to sit around and look pretty.Copy !req
555. I hate to bust your bubble,
but if you build houses this small,Copy !req
556. who's gonna live in 'em?Copy !req
557. - Excuse me. Mrs. Rubble?
- Yes.Copy !req
558. There seems to be a slight
problem with your credit carol.Copy !req
559. Really? And what would that be?Copy !req
560. It's no damn good!Copy !req
561. I have never been so
embarrassed in my entire life.Copy !req
562. - Go and play, children.
- Wilma, I promise you I'll pay you back.Copy !req
563. - I just don't know when.
- Oh, now, Betty.Copy !req
564. - It can't be as bad as all that.
- But it is.Copy !req
565. Barney's still out of work, we've
nearly spent all of our savings.Copy !req
566. And, Wilma, what if the
adoption agency finds out?Copy !req
567. I don't want to lose my baby.Copy !req
568. I swear, Betty, Fred and I
would never let that happen.Copy !req
569. - Oh, Wilma.
- Oh, Betty.Copy !req
570. Pterodactyl alert!Copy !req
571. Mommy, help!Copy !req
572. - Ow, yuck!
- Ew!Copy !req
573. And in conclusion, Mr. Slate,Copy !req
574. I feel a paid vacation for everyone
in the quarry would raise moraleCopy !req
575. and increase productivity,
um, um... A whole bunch!Copy !req
576. Sincerely yours,
Frederick J. Flintstone.Copy !req
577. Shall I make that "Flagstone,"
so he'll know who it's from?Copy !req
578. My, don't we look handsome today?Copy !req
579. Thank you.Copy !req
580. Here are today's batch
of requisitions.Copy !req
581. - All marked and ready for your signature.
- Okay.Copy !req
582. You know, Miss Stone,Copy !req
583. I've been signing stacks of these for weeks,
and I hate to pry, but what are they?Copy !req
584. Oh, just tiny little formsCopy !req
585. so that we can pay the contractors
working on the modernization.Copy !req
586. We remodeled our kitchen
a couple of years ago,Copy !req
587. and let me tell you,
contractors can be real pirates.Copy !req
588. - I'm gonna read these over.
- No!Copy !req
589. You're much too busy
for that, Mr. Flintstone.Copy !req
590. Besides,Copy !req
591. reading is my job.Copy !req
592. You wouldn't want to
put poor little old meCopy !req
593. out of work, now, would you?Copy !req
594. No.Copy !req
595. Your wife. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
596. - Your wife.
- My wife. Wilma?Copy !req
597. - Wilma! What a surprise!
- So it would seem.Copy !req
598. Miss Stone, I'd like you to
meet my wife Mrs. Flagstone...Copy !req
599. And our daughter, um... Um, um, um...Copy !req
600. Isn't she beautiful? My family.Copy !req
601. - I've heard so much about you.
- Well, I wish that I could say the same.Copy !req
602. That'll be all, Miss Stone.Copy !req
603. I'll sign those documents and
place them on your desk.Copy !req
604. Whatever you want.Copy !req
605. - Your secretary is very attractive.
- Really? I hadn't noticed.Copy !req
606. Did I mention she chisels
18 words a minute?Copy !req
607. Hmm.Copy !req
608. Hey, Wilma, did ya
ever see one of these?Copy !req
609. My wife is the most
beautiful gal in Bedrock.Copy !req
610. "My wife is the most
beautiful gal in Bedrock."Copy !req
611. Nice try, Fred.Copy !req
612. "Nice try, Fred."Copy !req
613. Fred! I've come to talk about
the Rubbles' troubles.Copy !req
614. Hasn't Barney found a job yet?Copy !req
615. It's gotten so bad, they've had to rent
out their house just to make ends meet.Copy !req
616. Really. Where are they gonna live?Copy !req
617. So glad you're over your cold.Copy !req
618. Thank you.Copy !req
619. Isn't this nice, Betty?Copy !req
620. The Flintstones and the
Rubbles, all under one roof.Copy !req
621. Yes, but this is such an imposition.
Are you sure it's okay with Fred?Copy !req
622. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
623. As a matter of fact,
he thinks it was his idea.Copy !req
624. - Hey, Freddie, a couple of cool ones.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
625. How about it, Barn?Copy !req
626. - Flintstones and Rubbles under one roof.
- But it's only temporary.Copy !req
627. It'd better be.Copy !req
628. - It'd better be!
- Yeah!Copy !req
629. Ah, Barn, I admire ya.
You've lost your job, your dignity,Copy !req
630. but not your sense of humor.Copy !req
631. Hey, cut it out, Fred!Copy !req
632. You like your steak rare?Copy !req
633. - Yeah.
- That one's yours.Copy !req
634. Hey, hey, stop! Come here,
you purple rodent!Copy !req
635. Don't forget to wash that
off before you eat it!Copy !req
636. Come here! Give me that!Copy !req
637. Help! Somebody!Copy !req
638. Flintstone gets the rock.Copy !req
639. He sets his shot. He shoots!Copy !req
640. Oh!Copy !req
641. Oh! Oh, boy.Copy !req
642. Miss Stone, what a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
643. Oh. What happened here?Copy !req
644. - That's what I'd like to know!
- I'll get someone to fix it.Copy !req
645. Oh, Miss Stone?Copy !req
646. Before you go, there's
something bothering me...Copy !req
647. - About this new system we're putting in here.
- Oh?Copy !req
648. Yeah. I don't pretend
to understand it all,Copy !req
649. but wouldn't this put a lot
of my guys out of work?Copy !req
650. How would I know?Copy !req
651. I'm just a little ol' secretary.Copy !req
652. Are you kiddin' me? You're smart!Copy !req
653. I could tell that right off.Copy !req
654. There's a lot more to you
than you... Er... Uh...Copy !req
655. - You... I mean...
- Thank you.Copy !req
656. I sure hope I didn't get you into too much
trouble with your wife the other day.Copy !req
657. Nah. Wilma always forgives me.
She knows I love her.Copy !req
658. - And you do, don't you?
- Are you kiddin"?Copy !req
659. I'll never forget, the first time I met
her she was working at a restaurant.Copy !req
660. I won this "All You Can Eat" contest and
she was the one that cleaned me off.Copy !req
661. Every night I go home and
look at her and I think,Copy !req
662. "What is a beautiful woman like that
doing with a big galoot like me?"Copy !req
663. I think I know.Copy !req
664. - Where have you been?
- With Fred.Copy !req
665. I mean, Mr. Flintstone.Copy !req
666. I'm worried, Cliff.Copy !req
667. He's smarter than we thought.Copy !req
668. He'd have to be to get himself
dressed in the morning.Copy !req
669. He's been asking a lot of questions.Copy !req
670. I think we should just
call the whole thing off.Copy !req
671. No. No, I've got a better idea.Copy !req
672. Why don't we turn ourselves in,Copy !req
673. then we can rot in jail until
the poles freeze over.Copy !req
674. I was just thinking...Copy !req
675. Stick to your strengths, Miss Stone.Copy !req
676. And I'll stick to mine.Copy !req
677. Besides,Copy !req
678. if Mr. Flintstone insists
on being so conscientious,Copy !req
679. perhaps we can give Fred...Copy !req
680. Something to take his
mind off work, hmm?Copy !req
681. - A bonus?
- That's right, Fred!Copy !req
682. - You deserve it.
- For what?Copy !req
683. Don't be modest, you go-getter, you!Copy !req
684. And Fred, let me let
you in on a little secret.Copy !req
685. If you really want to become a
top executive at this company,Copy !req
686. you've got to start living like one.Copy !req
687. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
688. Flintstones
Meet the FlintstonesCopy !req
689. They're the modern
Stone Age familyCopy !req
690. From the town of BedrockCopy !req
691. They're a page right out of historyCopy !req
692. - Good afternoon, madam.
- Full serve, please.Copy !req
693. Let's rideCopy !req
694. With the family down the streetCopy !req
695. Through the courtesy
of Fred's two feetCopy !req
696. When you're with the FlintstonesCopy !req
697. Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo timeCopy !req
698. Oh, dear!Copy !req
699. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
700. Good boy.Copy !req
701. Good, Wilma! Use your arms.
Perfect. That's four.Copy !req
702. Betty! Towel.Copy !req
703. Keep going. Go eight.
Strong, tight. Go nine.Copy !req
704. A yabba-dabba-doo timeCopy !req
705. The Flintstones!Copy !req
706. We'll have a gay oldCopy !req
707. TimeCopy !req
708. Oh!Copy !req
709. Yeah!Copy !req
710. Who said money doesn't buy happiness?Copy !req
711. But, Fred, isn't this
all too much too fast?Copy !req
712. Wilma, in the buffet of life
there are no second helpings.Copy !req
713. You gotta fill up your
plate, top off your cup,Copy !req
714. and stuff a few rolls in your pocket.Copy !req
715. Fred, stop!Copy !req
716. Mmm. Frisky!Copy !req
717. You know, Barney, life's funny.Copy !req
718. One minute people are
your best friends,Copy !req
719. the next you're fantasizing
they're being ripped apartCopy !req
720. by a pack of rabid wolves.Copy !req
721. - You too, huh?
- Oh, Barney, they've changed.Copy !req
722. I hardly know them since
Fred's become such a big shot.Copy !req
723. And it should be us squanderin' all our
money and treatin' our friends like dirt.Copy !req
724. - What do you mean?
- Oh, nothin'.Copy !req
725. Just sour grapes, I guess.Copy !req
726. Oh, don't worry, Barney.Copy !req
727. It's gonna get better.Copy !req
728. One day we're gonna look
back on all this and we'll laugh.Copy !req
729. Jeez, I hope so, Betty,Copy !req
730. 'cause tomorrow they got
me testin' shark repellent.Copy !req
731. Mmm. Oh, Barney. Ooh.Copy !req
732. Leaving early?Copy !req
733. Actually, the wife and I were going to have
dinner tonight at Cavern on the Green.Copy !req
734. Ooh, pricey. Be sure to put
that on your expense account.Copy !req
735. Fred, before you go...Copy !req
736. Would you mind chipping your
"X" on a couple of these?Copy !req
737. Yeah, sure. What are they?Copy !req
738. Well, you sign these and your
buddies down in the quarryCopy !req
739. get some much-needed time off.Copy !req
740. No kiddin'! I guess Mr. Slate finally
noticed all those memos I been sendin' in.Copy !req
741. I hope the guys will know
who's to thank for this.Copy !req
742. I'll make sure you
get all the credit.Copy !req
743. Mr. Flintstone, up to
now our relationshipCopy !req
744. has not been based on mutuality
of admiration or respect.Copy !req
745. Huh?Copy !req
746. Put simply, you hate my bird guts
and I think you're dumber than mud.Copy !req
747. - Ah. Well, good night.
- Still, I wish to pass on an old dictum...Copy !req
748. From business school that
may be apropos here.Copy !req
749. Only an idiot signs something
before reading it.Copy !req
750. Excuse me. I'm the executive,
you're the office equipment.Copy !req
751. If I want to ask the office
equipment for advice,Copy !req
752. I'll ask the water cooler!Copy !req
753. Ladies and gentlemen, the B.C.-52's!Copy !req
754. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, heyCopy !req
755. Twitch!Copy !req
756. Well, I know a place
where the hipsters goCopy !req
757. Called Bedrock
Twitch, twitchCopy !req
758. 'Cause they're itching for
it down in prehistoricCopy !req
759. Bedrock
Twitch, twitchCopy !req
760. It's a funky town so
I'll see you downCopy !req
761. It's a funky town
called Bedrock, yeahCopy !req
762. Oh, the Stone Age crowd
is twitching proudCopy !req
763. In Bedrock
Twitch, twitchCopy !req
764. They do the twitch
Twitch, twitch, come onCopy !req
765. Twitch, twitchCopy !req
766. Twitch, twitchCopy !req
767. Twitch, twitchCopy !req
768. Twitch, twitchCopy !req
769. Do it, come on, baby
Do it, do it, do itCopy !req
770. Do the twitch like
you got an itch, itchCopy !req
771. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
772. Itch, itch, itch, itchCopy !req
773. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
774. Twitch!Copy !req
775. Thank you, Bedrock!Copy !req
776. Thanks, everybody. And remember,
don't drink and pedal.Copy !req
777. Good night!Copy !req
778. How 'bout a spin, Betty?Copy !req
779. No, thank you, Fred.
I'll wait till Barney gets here.Copy !req
780. He started some new job today.
I'm not sure what time he gets done.Copy !req
781. While we're waiting, how about
another carafe of the bubbly?Copy !req
782. Garcon! Whoops.Copy !req
783. Don't worry, Mr. Flintstone.
I'll have that taken care of right away.Copy !req
784. Table seven, sonny.Copy !req
785. Barney!Copy !req
786. Barney, nice skins!
Sit down, take a load off!Copy !req
787. - I can't, Fred. I'm working here.
- You're a busboy?Copy !req
788. It's honest work.Copy !req
789. Yeah, I don't have to
fight Dino for my supper.Copy !req
790. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll get you a fresh tablecloth, sir.Copy !req
791. See Wilma, you were worried
he'd never find a job andCopy !req
792. we'd be stuck with him forever.Copy !req
793. Ow!Copy !req
794. Flintstone! Flintstone!
We want Flintstone!Copy !req
795. The demonstration continues to
get uglier at Slate and CompanyCopy !req
796. following the unexpected layoff
of virtually the entire labor forceCopy !req
797. by V.P. Fred Flintstone.Copy !req
798. For the Cave News Network,
this is Susan Rock.Copy !req
799. Fred, did you hear what happened
to everyone at the quarry today?Copy !req
800. Yup. A few hours ago, I sent them
all off on a nice, long vacation.Copy !req
801. You mean, a permanent vacation.
He fired them!Copy !req
802. Fred! How could you?Copy !req
803. - I didn't do that.
- You did too! It's all over the TV!Copy !req
804. Fred!Copy !req
805. Who are you going to believe,
me or some busboy?Copy !req
806. That busboy is your best friend!Copy !req
807. Best friend? I lost my best friend
the day I became an executive!Copy !req
808. He's just jealous of my
hard-earned success.Copy !req
809. Hard-earned? Tell me something,
Mr. Vice President,Copy !req
810. what's a graduated
inventory plan, huh?Copy !req
811. How about supply and demand?Copy !req
812. Hey, Fred! What's two and two?Copy !req
813. I didn't come here to talk business.
I'm out with my wife.Copy !req
814. Now, get me a clean spoon.Copy !req
815. That does it!Copy !req
816. The only reason you got that job is
'cause I switched tests with you.Copy !req
817. - Oh, Barney.
- Oh-ho-ho, that's rich!Copy !req
818. What good would it do me to switch tests
with the guy that got the lowest score?Copy !req
819. - Think about it, Fred.
- Oh, finally it all makes sense.Copy !req
820. You don't believe this, do you?Copy !req
821. Are you calling my husband a liar?Copy !req
822. This has gone far enough.Copy !req
823. After everything that we've done
for you. We took you into our home.Copy !req
824. Yeah? So you could show
off every chance you got!Copy !req
825. You used to be such
nice people, but now...Copy !req
826. You're just a couple of rich snobs!Copy !req
827. Better than being a
couple of petty ingrates.Copy !req
828. Come on, Barney.
We are moving out, tonight!Copy !req
829. Hang on, Betty.
I forgot to punch out.Copy !req
830. Eh, put it up top.Copy !req
831. Betty, please. We can work it out.Copy !req
832. We're all civilized people here.Copy !req
833. It's too late, Wilma.Copy !req
834. Come on, we all said things
that we didn't mean.Copy !req
835. Speak for yourself.Copy !req
836. Come on, Betty. Time to hit the road.Copy !req
837. Fred! Aren't you even
the least bit sorry?Copy !req
838. Sure, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I
ever met the little moocher.Copy !req
839. Oh, Betty.Copy !req
840. - Good-bye, Wilma.
- Oh.Copy !req
841. They're gone.Copy !req
842. I cannot believe you just sat there
and let them walk out of our lives.Copy !req
843. At least I can walk around the
house in my underwear again.Copy !req
844. That's more important than
20 years of friendship?Copy !req
845. It is on a hot day.Copy !req
846. They were holding us back, Wilma.Copy !req
847. We'll make new friends. There's
4,000 other people in this world!Copy !req
848. - Who needs the Rubbles?
- I do.Copy !req
849. But I'll tell you what I don't need.Copy !req
850. I don't need this necklace.Copy !req
851. You know, I don't need this lamp.Copy !req
852. And I don't need this television set.Copy !req
853. Not the TV!Copy !req
854. I don't need this.Copy !req
855. I don't need this.Copy !req
856. I don't think I'll be needing
any of this bone china.Copy !req
857. Because I don't have any
friends to invite to dinner.Copy !req
858. I don't think I'll be using
any of these cups or saucers.Copy !req
859. You're gonna regret this, Wilma.Copy !req
860. It's gonna take you hours
to clean up this mess.Copy !req
861. All right, Wilma.
Enough of this charade.Copy !req
862. Come back now, and I'll forgive ya.Copy !req
863. Oh, you're bluff in',
Wilma Slaghoople.Copy !req
864. You're not going to your mother's.Copy !req
865. Once around the block, you'll realizeCopy !req
866. the folly of your ways and
you'll come crawling back.Copy !req
867. Please.Copy !req
868. It's finally happened,
I've become my father.Copy !req
869. Now, Barney, don't talk like that.Copy !req
870. - This place is fine for now.
- Come on, Betty.Copy !req
871. We're living downwind from
a family of wild boars.Copy !req
872. - Face it. We've hit rock bottom.
- Hmm.Copy !req
873. Come here, little guy.Copy !req
874. Can you say da-da? Say da-da.Copy !req
875. - Bamm-Bamm!
- Oh.Copy !req
876. It doesn't really matter where we
live, as long as we're together.Copy !req
877. Family hug!Copy !req
878. - Betty?
- Hmm?Copy !req
879. Exactly where did you get those eggs?Copy !req
880. Sorry.Copy !req
881. I think it might be twins.Copy !req
882. There he is!Copy !req
883. You're a traitor, Flintstone!Copy !req
884. - Listen to me. I'm your friend.
- You're no friend of ours!Copy !req
885. You're a rotten bowler too!Copy !req
886. Good morning, Mr. Flint...Copy !req
887. They made a fool of me.Copy !req
888. Look what they had to work with.Copy !req
889. Flintstone, heard you were
down in the file room.Copy !req
890. Find anything interesting?Copy !req
891. Yeah! I'm on to your little scam.Copy !req
892. Billing phony companies and
keeping the money for yourself.Copy !req
893. - I'm going to Mr. Slate.
- Good idea.Copy !req
894. Turning yourself in might
buy you a little leniency.Copy !req
895. - Me? This entire scheme was your idea.
- True.Copy !req
896. But I've graciously decided
to give you all the credit,Copy !req
897. since it's your name
on the requisitions.Copy !req
898. I never touched any of that money!Copy !req
899. Hmm. Fred, please.Copy !req
900. Remodeling your house, furs, jewelry,
a fully-equipped Le Sabertooth.Copy !req
901. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should
have been more discreet.Copy !req
902. I'm innocent!Copy !req
903. Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.
Miss Stone, call security.Copy !req
904. Tell them we've
uncovered an embezzler.Copy !req
905. Miss Stone,
you'll back me up, won't ya?Copy !req
906. You better run while you
still have a chance.Copy !req
907. You'll never get away with this.Copy !req
908. I already have.Copy !req
909. Here comes the pterodactyl.Copy !req
910. - Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- It's no use, Mother.Copy !req
911. She misses Fred.Copy !req
912. I hope it's not that
pesky Avrok lady again.Copy !req
913. Oh!Copy !req
914. - Betty!
- Oh.Copy !req
915. - Bamm-Bamm!
- I have missed you so much.Copy !req
916. I don't care what Barney said.
I couldn't let you go through this alone.Copy !req
917. - Have you heard from Fred?
- No.Copy !req
918. I spoke to a lawyer.Copy !req
919. If he's missing seven years,
you can remarry.Copy !req
920. Mother!Copy !req
921. Well, wherever Fred is,
I hope he knows I still love him.Copy !req
922. Oh.Copy !req
923. Calling all Bedrock units,
all Bedrock units.Copy !req
924. Tonight, in a special edition
of Bedrock's Most Wanted,Copy !req
925. we bring you the story
that's rocked our city,Copy !req
926. "The Case of the
Embezzling Executive."Copy !req
927. Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing?Copy !req
928. I'm an executive. I'm embezzling.Copy !req
929. I'm shocked!Copy !req
930. How could you ever marry that man?Copy !req
931. Mother! That man is not my husband.Copy !req
932. That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman
on The Young And The Thumbless.Copy !req
933. Fred might be a lot of things
but a thief is not one of them.Copy !req
934. - Can he prove it?
- Who cares?Copy !req
935. Yabba-dabba-dabba!Copy !req
936. This menace remains at large...Copy !req
937. We ask the public's
help in apprehending...Copy !req
938. Maybe I can.Copy !req
939. A little something to take that
chill off. Take a swig of this.Copy !req
940. Put hair on your knuckles.Copy !req
941. Tell me something... You one of those guys
that was laid off at the stone quarry?Copy !req
942. I used to work there.Copy !req
943. A lot of guys here would
like to get their handsCopy !req
944. on the guy who's
responsible for all this.Copy !req
945. - So they could hear his side of the story?
- What? His side of the story?Copy !req
946. Huh? Flintstone!Copy !req
947. Flintstone!Copy !req
948. It is! Flintstone!Copy !req
949. Squealer!Copy !req
950. Get him!Copy !req
951. Just think.Copy !req
952. This time tomorrow, we'll be
on a pterodactyl winging our...Copy !req
953. - Oh, Cliff.
- Hmm?Copy !req
954. How come there's only
one ticket to Rocapulco?Copy !req
955. For your protection, darling. I thought
I would go on a "business trip,"Copy !req
956. while you stay here to
keep up appearances.Copy !req
957. Then, when we're sure
it's safe, I'll send for you.Copy !req
958. Forgive me, Cliff.Copy !req
959. Looks like you've
thought of everything.Copy !req
960. Psst. Excuse me!Copy !req
961. - Hello.
- No, Mumsie, I don't want to go to school.Copy !req
962. The other boys make fun of me.Copy !req
963. Wake up!Copy !req
964. Oh, Mrs. Flintstone. To what do
I owe the honor of this break-in?Copy !req
965. I need your help, Mr. Bird.Copy !req
966. You hear everything that
goes on in this office.Copy !req
967. Hmm-hmm.Copy !req
968. You are the only one who
can help clear my husband.Copy !req
969. What a delicious irony.
Thank you for sharing it with me.Copy !req
970. Now, let me share something with you.Copy !req
971. Oh, now, Wilma, calm down.Copy !req
972. - Maybe I can reason with him.
- Ow!Copy !req
973. There. All set.Copy !req
974. You know, my only regret
is I won't be aroundCopy !req
975. when that shoddy new equipment
blows up in their big, dumb faces.Copy !req
976. Oh, well, I'll just have to console
myself with all that money.Copy !req
977. Hey, who's that?Copy !req
978. That's Flintstone's wife.Copy !req
979. What would she want
with a stinky old dict...Copy !req
980. Son of a brachiosaurus!Copy !req
981. Well, Cliff. I guess you
haven't thought of everything.Copy !req
982. Oh, this is far from over.Copy !req
983. String him up!Copy !req
984. You can't do this. I was framed!Copy !req
985. In a minute you're going to be boxed.Copy !req
986. Anybody want a snow cone?Copy !req
987. - Barney!
- Fred!Copy !req
988. - What are you doing here?
- I'm getting lynched!Copy !req
989. Oh. I got cherry, lime, rocky road.Copy !req
990. Do you know this guy?Copy !req
991. Know him? He used
to be my best friend.Copy !req
992. In a way, if it wasn't for me,Copy !req
993. this whole mess probably
wouldn't have happened.Copy !req
994. Thanks for filling us in. We could've
made a very big mistake here.Copy !req
995. - Hang both of 'em.
- What?Copy !req
996. Gee, take it easy. They make
you pay for your own uniforms.Copy !req
997. Barney, I thought you
came to save me.Copy !req
998. Save you? I saw a crowd,
I figured I'd sell a few snow cones.Copy !req
999. - You mean you haven't forgiven me yet?
- Nope.Copy !req
1000. And frankly, I don't think
this is going to help.Copy !req
1001. - I took a cherry.
- I can't break a 20.Copy !req
1002. Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute!Copy !req
1003. Look, Barn, I know you're
still a little mad at me.Copy !req
1004. But I want you to know, if I had to
have someone hanging next to me,Copy !req
1005. I'm glad it's you.Copy !req
1006. I guess switchin' them tests didn't turn
out much like I planned, huh, Fred?Copy !req
1007. Hey, got any lemon?Copy !req
1008. Check in the back.Copy !req
1009. Gee, why can't business
be this good every day?Copy !req
1010. The story of my life.Copy !req
1011. - I'm a loser.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
1012. This makes me a winner?Copy !req
1013. No, but you're the best
friend a guy ever hadCopy !req
1014. and that makes you a
winner in my book, pal.Copy !req
1015. Me...Copy !req
1016. I'm just a big jerk.Copy !req
1017. Ah, everybody loves you, Fred.Copy !req
1018. Except for this lynch mob.Copy !req
1019. Ah, Barn.Copy !req
1020. Ah, Fred.Copy !req
1021. You'll have plenty of time
to bond in the afterlife.Copy !req
1022. Wilma, look!Copy !req
1023. Watch out for that tree!Copy !req
1024. Now wait, everybody.Copy !req
1025. Fred is innocent.Copy !req
1026. Barney, do you have to
do everything Fred does?Copy !req
1027. Everybody, listen to him.Copy !req
1028. First things first.
I demand an apology.Copy !req
1029. - I'm sorry!
- Not you, him.Copy !req
1030. Me? Apologize to a bird?Copy !req
1031. Not Fred Flintstone!Copy !req
1032. I had hoped we might be
colleagues but instead,Copy !req
1033. you've treated me as if I were an
ordinary piece of office furniture.Copy !req
1034. I may eat bugs, but I have
feelings, Mr. Flintstone.Copy !req
1035. And you've hurt them.Copy !req
1036. Aww.Copy !req
1037. Uh, well, look, I know I could've
been a little more sensitive.Copy !req
1038. - Especially when you were molting.
- Oh.Copy !req
1039. So, I'm... Sorry.Copy !req
1040. I don't think they
heard you in the back.Copy !req
1041. - I'm sorry.
- Pardon?Copy !req
1042. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- Oh.Copy !req
1043. Now, then, gather 'round, everyone.Copy !req
1044. I'll tell you the tale of
an unsophisticated manCopy !req
1045. caught up in a treacherous
web of power,Copy !req
1046. deceit and lust.Copy !req
1047. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
1048. Why is the door open?Copy !req
1049. - Betty, the door is open!
- Wilma, something's wrong!Copy !req
1050. - Pebbles!
- Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
1051. What kind of madman would
do something like this?Copy !req
1052. That's a poor poochie.Copy !req
1053. That's a baby.Copy !req
1054. - Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are gone!
- They left this.Copy !req
1055. - It's a note.
- If you want to see your kids again,Copy !req
1056. bring the Dictabird to the
quarry at dawn. No police.Copy !req
1057. Mr. Flintstone.Copy !req
1058. Stealing office equipment,
really. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
1059. Is this the kind of example you
want to set for your daughter?Copy !req
1060. - Where are the kids?
- The bird, please.Copy !req
1061. - First, we want our children.
- Of course.Copy !req
1062. Bamm-Bamm!Copy !req
1063. Take one more step, Mr. Rubble,Copy !req
1064. and this quarry's safety record
will be severely tarnished.Copy !req
1065. Now, give me the bird.Copy !req
1066. Go on, Fred. Give him what he wants.Copy !req
1067. - What?
- Don't worry, I got a plan.Copy !req
1068. We're gonna get the kids back
and then we'll rescue you.Copy !req
1069. What a strategist.Copy !req
1070. I should have signed with Disney.Copy !req
1071. They never would've allowed
this sort of thing to happen.Copy !req
1072. - Ahh! Thank you, gentlemen.
- Easy.Copy !req
1073. And in the words of
my beloved mother,Copy !req
1074. I'm taking the money and
moving to a warmer climate.Copy !req
1075. Help, Daddy!Copy !req
1076. Let's discuss this, Cliff.
May I call you Cliff?Copy !req
1077. Barney, too much pressure.Copy !req
1078. One, two, three...Copy !req
1079. Nice goin'.Copy !req
1080. - Now what do we do?
- You get the kids, I'll try and stop this.Copy !req
1081. Whoa!Copy !req
1082. Cliff y, have I ever told you you
have a very distinguished chin?Copy !req
1083. Shut up! Ahh!Copy !req
1084. Whoa!Copy !req
1085. Yo, ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
1086. Oh, dear, Oh, dear.Copy !req
1087. Too many years behind
a desk. Mayday, mayday!Copy !req
1088. Hi, da-da.Copy !req
1089. You did it! You called me da-da!Copy !req
1090. Oh, Barney, you lunkhead!Copy !req
1091. What am I going to do?
I gotta think of somethin'.Copy !req
1092. Not now.Copy !req
1093. Wake up, Uncle Barney!Copy !req
1094. Help, help!Copy !req
1095. Save me! Save me
from this mad M.B.A.!Copy !req
1096. - Don't worry. I'll take care of him.
- My hero.Copy !req
1097. Yipes.Copy !req
1098. Flintstone, kiss your bird good-bye.Copy !req
1099. Oh, mama.Copy !req
1100. Will there be anything
else, Mr. Flintstone?Copy !req
1101. No, Miss Stone.
Take the rest of the day off.Copy !req
1102. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
1103. Cliff?Copy !req
1104. It's time for you and
me to interface.Copy !req
1105. - Aah!
- Stee-rike!Copy !req
1106. And then, Cliff said,Copy !req
1107. "True. But I've graciously decided
to give you all the credit,Copy !req
1108. "since it's your name on all
the requisition forms."Copy !req
1109. Mr. Flintstone, I may
not be in on Monday.Copy !req
1110. Don't worry, Miss Stone.
I'll tell 'em what you did.Copy !req
1111. - They'll let you off easy.
- I've been a very bad girl.Copy !req
1112. But you have to admit,Copy !req
1113. I was very, very good at it.Copy !req
1114. Come on, do it for Mommy. Who am I?Copy !req
1115. - Bamm-Bamm!
- Oh.Copy !req
1116. Thank goodness, you're all right.Copy !req
1117. Well, I'm not going to jail, but it
won't be easy getting a new job.Copy !req
1118. What kind of reference is
Mr. Slate gonna give meCopy !req
1119. after I destroyed his quarry?Copy !req
1120. None of this was your fault.
Mr. Slate will understand.Copy !req
1121. Flintstone!Copy !req
1122. Sure, now he gets my name right.Copy !req
1123. How did this happen?Copy !req
1124. Mr. Slate, it all started when the
Rubbles here wanted to adopt a baby.Copy !req
1125. Not that!Copy !req
1126. How did this happen to Cliff?Copy !req
1127. Well, you see, Mr. Slate,Copy !req
1128. the machinery went haywire and
the rocks got all crushed upCopy !req
1129. and that got mixed in with water
and that came all down the hill.Copy !req
1130. - Mr. Slate, I'm sorry!
- Sorry?Copy !req
1131. I love this stuff!Copy !req
1132. I'm gonna name it after
my daughter Concretia.Copy !req
1133. Flintstone, you're a genius!Copy !req
1134. Me? Really? Why?Copy !req
1135. Don't you see? Thanks to concrete,
man can now shape his own destiny.Copy !req
1136. - The Stone Age is over!
- Ahh.Copy !req
1137. First thing, I want you to hire
back all the men, Flintstone.Copy !req
1138. - We're going into production immediately.
- We?Copy !req
1139. That's right.Copy !req
1140. You are hereby promoted to President
of the entire concrete division.Copy !req
1141. Yabba...Copy !req
1142. That's a real nice offer, Mr. Slate,Copy !req
1143. but unfortunately, I'm gonna
have to turn you down.Copy !req
1144. Don't listen to him, Mr. Slate.Copy !req
1145. Fred, it's a great job!
This time, you deserve it.Copy !req
1146. Barney, all my life I
wanted to be a somebody.Copy !req
1147. And when I finally did, I turned
into somebody I didn't like.Copy !req
1148. Good grief, man,
have you lost your mind?Copy !req
1149. This could make you rich
beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
1150. I was always the richest
man in the world.Copy !req
1151. I just never knew it.Copy !req
1152. So, if it's okay with you, Mr. Slate,Copy !req
1153. all I want is my old job
back and my old life.Copy !req
1154. Fred.Copy !req
1155. And two weeks paid vacation
for all the men in the quarry,Copy !req
1156. an annual cost of livin' increaseCopy !req
1157. and those little packets of
ketchup in the lunchroom.Copy !req
1158. Done!Copy !req
1159. Thanks, boss. See you
at the company picnic.Copy !req
1160. There goes the best
executive I ever had.Copy !req
1161. - Fred, I'm so proud of you.
- And I'm proud of you, Barney.Copy !req
1162. - I'm starving!
- Me too!Copy !req
1163. What do you say we get some breakfast.
Snake and eggs for everybody.Copy !req
1164. - My treat.
- Great.Copy !req
1165. Barney...Copy !req
1166. - Yeah, Fred?
- Spot me a couple bucks? I'm a little short.Copy !req
1167. - Not this time!
- What?Copy !req
1168. Flintstones
Meet the FlintstonesCopy !req
1169. They're a modern
Stone Age familyCopy !req
1170. From the town of BedrockCopy !req
1171. They're a page right out of historyCopy !req
1172. Someday maybe
Fred will win the fightCopy !req
1173. Then that cat will
stay out for the nightCopy !req
1174. When you're with the FlintstonesCopy !req
1175. Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo timeCopy !req
1176. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
1177. Wilma!Copy !req
1178. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
1179. Wilma!Copy !req
1180. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
1181. Flintstones
Meet the FlintstonesCopy !req
1182. They're the modern
Stone Age familyCopy !req
1183. From the town of BedrockCopy !req
1184. They're a page right out of historyCopy !req
1185. Let's ride with the
family down the streetCopy !req
1186. Through the courtesy
of Fred's two feetCopy !req
1187. When you're with the FlintstonesCopy !req
1188. Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo timeCopy !req
1189. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
1190. The Flintstones!Copy !req
1191. Flintstones
Meet the FlintstonesCopy !req
1192. They're the modern
Stone Age familyCopy !req
1193. From the town of BedrockCopy !req
1194. They're a page right out of historyCopy !req
1195. Someday maybe
Fred will win the fightCopy !req
1196. Then that cat will
stay out for the nightCopy !req
1197. When you're with the FlintstonesCopy !req
1198. Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo timeCopy !req
1199. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
1200. We'll have a gay old timeCopy !req
1201. Yeah!Copy !req
1202. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
1203. I was travelin' to Earth
and what did I spotCopy !req
1204. A little village by the water
Sign said BedrockCopy !req
1205. I met this kid named Fred
He didn't wear no socksCopy !req
1206. He had a part-time gig at
the Gravel Pit slingin' rocksCopy !req
1207. Said he was into hip hop
Could he kick a spell I told him go for itCopy !req
1208. Bust a verse said what you think
I said you're style is prehistoricCopy !req
1209. Sounds stuck in the Stone Age
You're still using a hammer and chiselCopy !req
1210. Carving out your
lyrics on stone pagesCopy !req
1211. It's about time you heard a style
from a real before-the-wheel rapperCopy !req
1212. Set it off and he
said yabba-dabba-dooCopy !req
1213. Then he got to prove
The fella's suddenly standingCopy !req
1214. In the middle of a
crowd of K drummersCopy !req
1215. Sayin' tell us how you flipped
the script and rippedCopy !req
1216. I get busy one time they said yeah
yeah I'm hip, I'm hipCopy !req
1217. Didn't know the time
Didn't know about flyCopy !req
1218. Sol, you know, I had to show
a Cave Man how to rockCopy !req
1219. In the Stone AgeCopy !req
1220. I showed a Cave Man how to rockCopy !req
1221. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
1222. In the Stone AgeCopy !req
1223. I showed a Cave Man how to rockCopy !req
1224. Yabba-dabba-doo!Copy !req
1225. Barney Rubble
Fred FlintstoneCopy !req
1226. Hey, Freddie boy
Don't try to get too closeCopy !req
1227. I don't want to catch a mammoth doseCopy !req
1228. We'll meet at the Bedrock discoCopy !req
1229. Who cares that I got T. RexCopy !req
1230. On my radioCopy !req
1231. On this prehistoric day
I feel duty-bound to sayCopy !req
1232. Before I reach my destinationCopy !req
1233. On this prehistoric day
I feel duty-bound to sayCopy !req
1234. I owes an explanationCopy !req
1235. Give me one good reasonCopy !req
1236. Give me two good reasonsCopy !req
1237. Give me three good reasonsCopy !req
1238. Why's men do what they doCopy !req
1239. Yabba-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dooCopy !req
1240. Anarchy in BedrockCopy !req
1241. Stop in some time and
meet Betty and WilmaCopy !req
1242. Try some Flint upside-down
Rubble bubble cakeCopy !req
1243. Or just try
Fruity PebblesCopy !req
1244. 'Cause ICopy !req
1245. Wanna beCopy !req
1246. Fred FlintstoneCopy !req
1247. Is this the U.S.D.A.?Copy !req
1248. Is this HollywoodCopy !req
1249. Is this BedrockCopy !req
1250. I thought it was HollyrockCopy !req
1251. 'Cause ICopy !req
1252. Wanna beCopy !req
1253. Fred FlintstoneCopy !req
1254. Yabba-dabba-dooCopy !req
1255. Wilma!Copy !req