1. - Have a brilliant day.
- Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
2. You too.Copy !req
3. Morning. What can I get you?Copy !req
4. Where's curly-hair lady?
- Sara?Copy !req
5. She's out sick. Or at least,Copy !req
6. that's what she says.
- Oh.Copy !req
7. She's got a new boyfriend.Copy !req
8. What can I get you?Copy !req
9. Usually it's my usualCopy !req
10. and she usually has it ready
because I'm usually late.Copy !req
11. Well, don't keep me
in suspense.Copy !req
12. Um, it's a PB and BRHC
on a roll.Copy !req
13. Okay, so...Copy !req
14. "PB" would be peanut butter,
I'm assuming?
- Yes.Copy !req
15. "BR," bananas, raisins.
"H," honey.
"C," cheese on a roll.Copy !req
16. Aren't you blessed
with a fast metabolism.Copy !req
17. Are you running a marathon
or something?Copy !req
18. You know,
my sister ran a marathon once,
God rest her soul.Copy !req
19. She's not dead.
She's just exhausted.Copy !req
20. We get it, Sharon. You ran.Copy !req
21. But everyone has to work
in the morning.Copy !req
22. Yeah, I have to go to work,
three minutes ago.Copy !req
23. And, sorry,
I'm in sort of a rush
for the sandwich.Copy !req
24. You can't
rush a good sandwich, dude.Copy !req
25. Alfred,
really can't talk.Copy !req
26. Good morning, Mr. Allen.Copy !req
27. No, I'm late.Copy !req
28. And I'm starving,
and curly-haired girl
isn't hereCopy !req
29. and her name is Sara,
and she has a boyfriend.Copy !req
30. We have a situation
at Gotham General.Copy !req
31. A robbery gone wrong.Copy !req
32. This is
the middle of the morning.Copy !req
33. Why is our bat-friend
even awake?Copy !req
34. Call Superman.Copy !req
35. That was my first thought.Copy !req
36. Sadly, he's otherwise engaged.Copy !req
37. - ... active volcano
in Central America.
- Classic.Copy !req
38. What about Diana?Copy !req
39. My other first thought.Copy !req
40. Rather annoyingly,
she's not picking up.Copy !req
41. How many first thoughts,
exactly, did you have
before you first thought of me?Copy !req
42. never about her.Copy !req
43. - This is about you.
- Hi, sorry. Is my sandwich...Copy !req
44. I learned my lessonCopy !req
45. on the boat last year.Copy !req
46. Stuff my sister comes out with
when she's drunk.Copy !req
47. Personal comments about
my mom's friends as well,Copy !req
48. which I think
is what I say about her...Copy !req
49. Flash!Copy !req
50. Hi. Thank you.
- I love you.Copy !req
51. You seem very nice also.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
52. - No way!
- I think I'm gonna die!Copy !req
53. Patching you into Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
54. No, please don't.Copy !req
55. Oh, my God.Copy !req
56. Sorry if this sounds weird,
but are you actively
eating that candy bar?Copy !req
57. Maybe you could throw it to me?Copy !req
58. In the name of justice.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
59. I need you here now, Barry.Copy !req
60. Hi, Bruce. Yes, I'm...Copy !req
61. coming.Copy !req
62. No!Copy !req
63. No, no!Copy !req
64. Bruce, this is a huge mess.Copy !req
65. Why aren't you here?Copy !req
66. Bruce, why does it sound
like you're fleeing the scene?Copy !req
67. Falcone's idiot kid
decided to try to play
in the big leagues.Copy !req
68. He put a crew together
and broke into the lab
at Gotham General.Copy !req
69. Stole a highly deadly virus.Copy !req
70. I intercepted them,
but they blasted their way out.Copy !req
71. You can handle the hospital, Barry.Copy !req
72. Somebody has to save
the rest of the world,
so I was gonna do that.Copy !req
73. If you don't mind.Copy !req
74. Sounds about right, Bruce.Copy !req
75. "Thanks for saving me
from the sinkhole, Flash."Copy !req
76. Barry, gas
and water pipes ruptured.Copy !req
77. In the basement.Copy !req
78. Right.Copy !req
79. On it.Copy !req
80. Can you open it?Copy !req
81. I think it's locked.
- It's jammed.Copy !req
82. God, it's not working!Copy !req
83. Oh, please!Copy !req
84. Look, Alfred.
I've come to acceptCopy !req
85. that I'm essentially
the janitor
of the Justice League.Copy !req
86. Which sucks.Copy !req
87. But I've come to accept it.Copy !req
88. But...Copy !req
89. I can't help but notice...Copy !req
90. that it always seems to be
a bat-mess...Copy !req
91. that I'm cleaning up.Copy !req
92. Right this way. Eyes forward.
- Yes.Copy !req
93. - Stay together, now.
- Yeah, I know, right?Copy !req
94. Look out!Copy !req
95. Wow. Whoa.
- What?Copy !req
96. If my calculations
are correct,Copy !req
97. and history will prove
they usually are,Copy !req
98. the foundational damage
is about to cause
the collapse of the east wing.Copy !req
99. - East wing's fine.
- All right, I got you.Copy !req
100. Which is good
because my speed is lagging.Copy !req
101. - Running on empty, Alfred.Copy !req
102. - Do you hear that?Copy !req
103. That's my stomach.Copy !req
104. No, no.Copy !req
105. It's the collapsing east wing.Copy !req
106. Barry, 30th floor.Copy !req
107. There's a baby...Copy !req
108. Shower.Copy !req
109. Oh!Copy !req
110. Oh!Copy !req
111. Mr. Allen,Copy !req
112. you've made me very proud.Copy !req
113. And a lot of mothers
very happy.Copy !req
114. - Oh!Copy !req
115. Yeah.Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. I understand
that these events can be
psychologically scarring.Copy !req
118. You should seek the services
of a mental health professional.Copy !req
119. The Justice League
is not very good
at that part yet.Copy !req
120. Trust me.Copy !req
121. God.Copy !req
122. - Shake him off!Copy !req
123. If that briefcase
falls into the water,Copy !req
124. it could wipe out
half of Gotham by lunchtime.Copy !req
125. - Damn it.
- Please don't drop me.Copy !req
126. Oh, God, no.
Please, please don't.Copy !req
127. No!Copy !req
128. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
129. Watch your step.Copy !req
130. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
131. Nice suit.Copy !req
132. Looking good, Flash.Copy !req
133. Oh, uh... Thank... Uh...Copy !req
134. And you...Copy !req
135. are welcome.Copy !req
136. My ego's far too big
to say "thank you"
to someone else.Copy !req
137. Hmm.Copy !req
138. I developed this...Copy !req
139. all-powerful persona
to compensate
for my childhood trauma...Copy !req
140. I, too, have childhood trauma.Copy !req
141. Batman seems crazy.Copy !req
142. The Lasso of Truth...
- Billion dollar.
She's the mother...Copy !req
143. never gets old.Copy !req
144. I'd do a lot better
just giving all my money away.Copy !req
145. Yes, if I really wanted
to end crime,
I should end poverty.Copy !req
146. I know sex exists.Copy !req
147. I've just never experienced it.Copy !req
148. Damn it.Copy !req
149. Well...Copy !req
150. I have to run.Copy !req
151. Yeah.Copy !req
152. Always a pleasure.Copy !req
153. The sex thing was a metaphor...Copy !req
154. for gothic literature.Copy !req
155. There was just no way
to recover from that.Copy !req
156. Just let it go.Copy !req
157. Well, I'd really love to stay
and clean up more mess...Copy !req
158. but this little superhero
needs his breakfast.Copy !req
159. Goodbye, Flash.Copy !req
160. Yeah. Bye, Batman.Copy !req
161. Well done, Mr. Wayne.Copy !req
162. Will you be home
for breakfast, sir?Copy !req
163. Yes, I think so.Copy !req
164. the road to destruction.Copy !req
165. This was never about her.Copy !req
166. This is about you.Copy !req
167. You have to stop
living in the past.Copy !req
168. Now, was that
fast enough for you?Copy !req
169. Morning, professor...Copy !req
170. Ah, look who's here.Copy !req
171. Shut up, Albert.Copy !req
172. Every day. I don't know
how you do it, Barry.Copy !req
173. What'd you, like,
crawl here, bro?Copy !req
174. - Is he mad?
- Well, you're getting fired.Copy !req
175. You're getting murdered.
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
176. Let me guess.Copy !req
177. Your alarm clock didn't go off.Copy !req
178. - No—
- Oh, your dog ate
your alarm clock.Copy !req
179. Your alarm clock ate your keys.Copy !req
180. Your keys' grandmother died,
and they need a personal day.Copy !req
181. - It was none of those things.
- What was it this time, Barry?Copy !req
182. It was, um, something elseCopy !req
183. that was far less outlandish.Copy !req
184. And I know
I missed the meeting...Copy !req
185. but I'd still really like to
present these case files
for potential review.Copy !req
186. I think we rushed these cases.Copy !req
187. We need to reopen them.
- Oh! Rushed?Copy !req
188. We got a backlog
six months deep,
and you want us to move slower?Copy !req
189. You need to focus your motion.Copy !req
190. Do the work,
close the case, move on.Copy !req
191. You have
a lot of potential, Barry.Copy !req
192. You shouldn't still
be getting me coffee
after all these years.Copy !req
193. You're right. That's...
That's true.Copy !req
194. Go get me a coffee.Copy !req
195. Two sugars? Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
196. You're gonna love this.Copy !req
197. I'm very satisfied
with the ruling
in the Johnson case.Copy !req
198. The evidence
our lab analyzed...Copy !req
199. was more than sufficient
to be conclusive.Copy !req
200. - I'm still working
that evidence.
- Because of the diligenceCopy !req
201. and hard work and focus...Copy !req
202. Barry was still working
on that evidence.Copy !req
203. Think if it were up to youCopy !req
204. that we'd still be scraping
Ted Bundy's molars.Copy !req
205. You know what? I'm so happy
you find this
all so hilarious,Copy !req
206. but we are dealing with
real people's lives,
people's families.Copy !req
207. And I don't think you can grasp
the gravity of that.Copy !req
208. So, why don't you
leave me alone?Copy !req
209. Barry Allen?
- Iris West.Copy !req
210. You...Copy !req
211. know my full name also.Copy !req
212. Yes, from school.Copy !req
213. Aw, Barry, you didn't tell us
you had a friend from school.Copy !req
214. We actually didn't know
that Barry had a friend.
- Wow.Copy !req
215. Yeah, what does that
make it now?Copy !req
216. - One?
- One.Copy !req
217. You guys are so...Copy !req
218. Um, bye, you guys.Copy !req
219. Okay. Oh, my God.
That was just...Copy !req
220. Um...Copy !req
221. They're not really my friends.
They're my work friends.Copy !req
222. Do you work here?Copy !req
223. Yes, I do.Copy !req
224. God, it's been
a long time, huh?Copy !req
225. Hmm.Copy !req
226. I feel like
we saw each other...Copy !req
227. like a few years ago, right?Copy !req
228. No, because...Copy !req
229. we haven't
seen each other since...Copy !req
230. college.Copy !req
231. Ah.Copy !req
232. Maybe I was just
thinking about you.Copy !req
233. Well, I'm really glad
I ran into you.Copy !req
234. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
235. Your father's appeal
is tomorrow, right?Copy !req
236. Yeah. How...Copy !req
237. Sorry, how do
you know about that?Copy !req
238. I'm covering it for the paper.Copy !req
239. Oh.Copy !req
240. How is he holding up?Copy !req
241. Um...Copy !req
242. Are you asking for the paper?Copy !req
243. No, I'm asking as a friend.
- Oh.Copy !req
244. Although I'm sure the public
would want to know as well.Copy !req
245. Well...Copy !req
246. my only official comment
is that my dad is innocent.Copy !req
247. Right.Copy !req
248. I mean, no one...Copy !req
249. would want to believe
that their father
killed their mother.Copy !req
250. What do you mean, "believe"?
My dad shouldn't be in jail.Copy !req
251. My mom should be alive.
It's not about what I believe.Copy !req
252. It's about what the truth is.
- Right. No, yes, that's...Copy !req
253. Oh, my God.
That's what I meant.Copy !req
254. Right.Copy !req
255. Sorry, I have
no official comment
at this time.Copy !req
256. You have a collect callCopy !req
257. from the
Iron Heights Penitentiary.Copy !req
258. Do you wish to accept?
- Yes.Copy !req
259. - Hey, Dad.
- Hey, Barry.Copy !req
260. How ya doing?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
261. You getting out much?
- Yeah.Copy !req
262. Well, no. Uh, no.Copy !req
263. But I, um, I ran into
an old college friend...Copy !req
264. Iris West, today.Copy !req
265. Didn't you have
a monster crush on her?Copy !req
266. Well, she have a boyfriend?Copy !req
267. Why don't you ask her out?
- Dad, I, um...Copy !req
268. I had a friend run
the old security camera
footage from the store...Copy !req
269. through this new program
he's developed.Copy !req
270. And it's crystal clear now.Copy !req
271. It's just...Copy !req
272. you never look up, Dad.Copy !req
273. You can't see your face.Copy !req
274. So, without new evidence
to support your alibi...Copy !req
275. we're just gonna need
to start thinking about
the next appeal.Copy !req
276. No, uh-uh. You need to
stop worrying about
your old man.Copy !req
277. Do that, you might actually
have time for a girlfriend.Copy !req
278. But Dad, I don't want...Copy !req
279. We've done this before.Copy !req
280. This was a last-ditch effort...Copy !req
281. and we'll go through
the motions tomorrow.Copy !req
282. I'm okay, really.Copy !req
283. You know, sometimes I even
think it's probably easier
for me to be in hereCopy !req
284. than out there...Copy !req
285. without her.Copy !req
286. 'Cause this way,
I can imagine she's alive...Copy !req
287. out there living her life.Copy !req
288. Barry?Copy !req
289. Barry?Copy !req
290. You there?Copy !req
291. Yeah, I'm here, Dad.Copy !req
292. Hey, remember that sauce
she'd make on Sundays?Copy !req
293. The whole house would
smell like basil, tomatoes.Copy !req
294. And she'd put on my sweats
and start singing.Copy !req
295. Yeah, what was that song?Copy !req
296. I loved that song.Copy !req
297. Remember that part.Copy !req
298. It's not fair.Copy !req
299. What's not fair, Monkey?Copy !req
300. This question is stupid.Copy !req
301. How many calculations
can you think of
with an answer of 24?Copy !req
302. There are a bajillion answers.Copy !req
303. How am I supposed
to fit them all?Copy !req
304. You are right.
There are a bajillion answers
to this question.Copy !req
305. Not every problem
has a solution.Copy !req
306. Sometimes you just
have to let go.Copy !req
307. Give your brain a rest
and help me make the pasta.
Come on.Copy !req
308. No.Copy !req
309. Henry?Copy !req
310. I need you
to do me a favor.Copy !req
311. I don't do favors.
- Okay.Copy !req
312. Barry needs you
to do him a favor.Copy !req
313. Oh, Barry! Yeah, anything.Copy !req
314. I need another can of tomatoes.Copy !req
315. You have a can of tomatoes.Copy !req
316. I need another one.Copy !req
317. I thought you guys
went to the store this morning.Copy !req
318. But I forgot the tomatoes.Copy !req
319. This looks way more fun.Copy !req
320. Let's just let
Barry go to the store.Copy !req
321. You drive, right, Squirm?Copy !req
322. - What? No.
- Getting so big.Copy !req
323. You can do anything.
Look at ya.Copy !req
324. You're getting gray, actually.Copy !req
325. Green can,
not the blue one, okay?
- Got it.Copy !req
326. Blue can,
not the green one, right?Copy !req
327. No! Green can,
not the blue one.
- What?Copy !req
328. Oh, God.Copy !req
329. She's gonna start singing. Run!Copy !req
330. Run, Barry!Copy !req
331. I love you, Monkey.Copy !req
332. I love you more.Copy !req
333. I loved you first.Copy !req
334. Nora?Copy !req
335. Barry!Copy !req
336. Barry! Barry!Copy !req
337. Call 911 now!Copy !req
338. Barry?Copy !req
339. Barry?Copy !req
340. Don't worry about tomorrow.Copy !req
341. We always knew
it was a long shot...Copy !req
342. Dad?Copy !req
343. Your call
with Iron Heights Penitentiary
has been terminated.Copy !req
344. Barry Allen?Copy !req
345. evidence our lab...Copy !req
346. You need to focus your motion.Copy !req
347. Do the work...Copy !req
348. She promised...Copy !req
349. Now, was that
fast enough for you?Copy !req
350. So, you're saying
you went back in time?Copy !req
351. - Mm-hmm.
- Like in Pozharnov?Copy !req
352. Yeah,
like in Pozharnov, except,
but Pozharnov was a second.Copy !req
353. This time
I went back a whole day.Copy !req
354. So, let's imagine...Copy !req
355. that it is, in fact, possible
for you to run...Copy !req
356. faster than
the speed of light...Copy !req
357. and in so doing,
travel back in time.Copy !req
358. It still would be...Copy !req
359. wildly irresponsible.Copy !req
360. I knew you were gonna say this.Copy !req
361. Yes, because, Barry,
if you were to go
into the past,Copy !req
362. any interaction you have
with your parents or yourself,Copy !req
363. you step on
the wrong blade of grass,Copy !req
364. you have no idea
what the consequences
to that could be.Copy !req
365. No, I know.
The butterfly effect, right?Copy !req
366. - Yes.
- I get it. But Bruce...Copy !req
367. I could fix things.Copy !req
368. You could
also destroy everything.Copy !req
369. I could save her.Copy !req
370. I could save both of them. I...Copy !req
371. I could save your parents.Copy !req
372. Barry, these scars we have...Copy !req
373. make us who we are.Copy !req
374. We're not meant
to go back and fix them.Copy !req
375. And there's nothing
broken with you
that needs to be fixed.Copy !req
376. Take it from an old guy
who's made a lot of mistakes.Copy !req
377. Don't live your past.Copy !req
378. Live your life.Copy !req
379. Don't let your tragedy
define you.Copy !req
380. What if it's supposed
to define me?Copy !req
381. Your tragedy made you a hero.Copy !req
382. And also made me alone.Copy !req
383. We could hang out.Copy !req
384. I mean,
do you wanna get a bite?Copy !req
385. Like, I'm still hungry.Copy !req
386. Not this time.Copy !req
387. Maybe some other time.Copy !req
388. Yeah.Copy !req
389. Nice ride.Copy !req
390. You have fancy friends.Copy !req
391. Yeah, it was an Uber.Copy !req
392. Exec.Copy !req
393. Look, Iris, I really can't
talk about the case at all.Copy !req
394. I'm not here as a reporter.Copy !req
395. Can we talk?Copy !req
396. - Come on in.Copy !req
397. I'm not gonna lie.
It's a lot tidier in here
than I expected.Copy !req
398. Yeah? Yeah, well, um...
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. I'm a pretty tidy person.Copy !req
400. Can I offer you a drink?
- Sure.Copy !req
401. I'll take a beer.Copy !req
402. Hmm.Copy !req
403. Beers, beers, beers.Copy !req
404. I keep 'em in my fridge.Copy !req
405. Thanks.Copy !req
406. Sure.Copy !req
407. Look, I feel really badCopy !req
408. about earlier.Copy !req
409. I should've been
more sensitive.Copy !req
410. And, um, I probably
could've been less sensitive.Copy !req
411. I mean, I can't imagine
what you've been through.Copy !req
412. It's like you lost
both parents in one day.Copy !req
413. I did.Copy !req
414. I lost my mom to a tragedy,Copy !req
415. and I lost my dad
to the failures
of the justice system.Copy !req
416. Is that why you got
into criminal forensics?Copy !req
417. To try and fix the system?Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. Yeah, to fix it.Copy !req
420. There's gotta be a way
to fix it, right?Copy !req
421. I mean, that's kinda why
I got into journalism, too.Copy !req
422. I could make it right
if I could just
go back somehowCopy !req
423. and warn them
without them knowing
that I'd warned them.Copy !req
424. I... thinking like that's
gonna...Copy !req
425. drive you crazy.Copy !req
426. "If I could just
go back in time...Copy !req
427. and stop the guy
who did it." It's...Copy !req
428. No, I can't do that,
'cause that's
way too much interaction.Copy !req
429. My dad wasn't even at home.Copy !req
430. My mom sent him
to go get a can of tomatoes.Copy !req
431. I think whoever
broke into the house
thought it was empty.Copy !req
432. And then my mom was in there
with the knife in her handCopy !req
433. and things went bad,
just this absurdCopy !req
434. chain of events.Copy !req
435. And it's like,
this footage should've finally
supported my dad's alibi.Copy !req
436. But instead...Copy !req
437. three lives ruined
for a can of tomatoes.Copy !req
438. Oh, my God.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. Well, that could be it.Copy !req
441. If my mom doesn't
forget the tomatoes
in the first place,Copy !req
442. then he never leaves
and she never dies.Copy !req
443. No one would even
have to see me.Copy !req
444. Bruce said no interaction.
This is no interaction.Copy !req
445. This is just quick in,
quick out,Copy !req
446. back to the present,
like I was never even there.Copy !req
447. That's how I fix it.
Oh, my God, Iris.Copy !req
448. - Hmm?
- Thank you, so much.Copy !req
449. This has been great.
- Oh.Copy !req
450. Um... I'm sorry.Copy !req
451. I... I have to leave.Copy !req
452. Okay. Right.Copy !req
453. - Uh...Copy !req
454. I had a really great time,
by the way.
We should do this again.Copy !req
455. Kal-El, son of Krypton.Copy !req
456. This is a bad idea.Copy !req
457. So, you're fast.Copy !req
458. Your dad's a murderer.
Your dad's a murderer.Copy !req
459. Call 911 now!Copy !req
460. now!Copy !req
461. now!Copy !req
462. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
463. Don't forget the tomatoes.Copy !req
464. See you soon.Copy !req
465. Please work.Copy !req
466. Happy Birthday, Barry.Copy !req
467. Go, Barry, hurry up.
- Go!Copy !req
468. Congratulations
to the class of 2013!Copy !req
469. I love you so much.Copy !req
470. Monkey!Copy !req
471. What are you wearing?Copy !req
472. Is that Barry?
And he's early?Copy !req
473. What universe is this?Copy !req
474. You've cut your hair.Copy !req
475. Now you can see your eyes.Copy !req
476. You look terrible.
- Henry!Copy !req
477. - You look old.
- You look beautiful, baby.Copy !req
478. What are they doing to you
over there?Copy !req
479. Leave him alone. He's perfect.Copy !req
480. Come here.Copy !req
481. I love you so much.Copy !req
482. I love you, too.Copy !req
483. I love you more.Copy !req
484. I loved you first.Copy !req
485. Go take a shower and change.Copy !req
486. You smell like a boot.
Go, go, go.Copy !req
487. "Old," seriously?Copy !req
488. Well, no, I mean like mature.Copy !req
489. He's at that age,
he wants to look old.Copy !req
490. He, you know,
gets into bars that way.Copy !req
491. How can I help?Copy !req
492. Mm. Hey, Mom,
how was your day?Copy !req
493. How was your month,
or your last 18 years?Copy !req
494. Or that's a weird question...Copy !req
495. 'cause I was here.Copy !req
496. But obviously, we share
those memories together.Copy !req
497. Or I don't know,
maybe we could make
some new memories.Copy !req
498. Like we could
go to the aquarium,
or the circus,Copy !req
499. or to the park
and you could
push me on a swing.Copy !req
500. That's also weird
because I'm an adult now,Copy !req
501. so I'd probably
motivate my own motion
on a swing.Copy !req
502. So, how was it this week?
How's school?Copy !req
503. At school was... is good.Copy !req
504. - Mm.
- School's been great.Copy !req
505. I've just been working
really hard there on my...Copy !req
506. studies.Copy !req
507. Did you ask out
that girl from econ?Copy !req
508. I know freshman year is aboutCopy !req
509. going out,
meeting people, okay?Copy !req
510. Exploring things.Copy !req
511. Experimenting.Copy !req
512. But you have to be
very careful.Copy !req
513. Oh, shit.Copy !req
514. I... have to shit.Copy !req
515. Outside.Copy !req
516. Help!Copy !req
517. Shh! Why are you here?Copy !req
518. What year is it?Copy !req
519. No, no, no.
- Help!Copy !req
520. That's my face.Copy !req
521. You stole my face.Copy !req
522. Think I'm having
a mushroom flashback?Copy !req
523. - Is that a thing?
- How old are you?Copy !req
524. Eighteen.Copy !req
525. Whoa.Copy !req
526. This is mad trippy.Copy !req
527. So, we're, like, in the future.Copy !req
528. No, wait.
This is not trippy, dude.Copy !req
529. This is catastrophic.Copy !req
530. And no, we're not
in the future. I was supposed
to be back in the present,Copy !req
531. but I'm still in the past.Copy !req
532. And there's not
supposed to be two of me.Copy !req
533. You and I are not supposed
to be occupying
the same reality at all,Copy !req
534. let alone interacting.Copy !req
535. I just can't believe
I'm a superhero
who time travels—Copy !req
536. No, no, no.
You are not anything.Copy !req
537. Which is good.
You don't want to be
a superhero. It's scary.Copy !req
538. And I get bug splatter
in my teeth all the time.Copy !req
539. Awesome.Copy !req
540. Hey, do the thing again.Copy !req
541. No, we don't have time.Copy !req
542. - Mom!
- Shh!Copy !req
543. What are you doing?
You're gonna tattle now?Copy !req
544. Do the thing.
- Fine.Copy !req
545. Yeah. Yeah.
- Happy?Copy !req
546. Now undo it.Copy !req
547. I can't, I can't.Copy !req
548. Ow.Copy !req
549. Barry,
are you okay up there?Copy !req
550. We're fine! I'm fine!Copy !req
551. Okay, Monkey.Copy !req
552. So, do you have like a plane
that goes underwater?Copy !req
553. Or like a boat that can fly?Copy !req
554. How old are you, like 40?Copy !req
555. Okay, you don't stop talking.Copy !req
556. It's not charming.
It's abrasive and exhausting.Copy !req
557. And, oh, my God.
I am starting to realize
what people mean.Copy !req
558. Just...Copy !req
559. do me a favorCopy !req
560. and promise me that meeting me
isn't gonna screw up
space-time.Copy !req
561. Broski...Copy !req
562. I got you.Copy !req
563. Shit, I'm in so much trouble.Copy !req
564. What do you mean?Copy !req
565. What do I do?Copy !req
566. I could drug you.Copy !req
567. Yeah, I could drug you,Copy !req
568. and then you'd pass out,
you'd wake upCopy !req
569. and you'd forget
that anything ever happened.Copy !req
570. And it wouldn't be
wrong, right?
Because you're me.Copy !req
571. No! I mean, we shouldn't.Copy !req
572. Please don't... drug me.
- No.Copy !req
573. No. Because here's the thing,
and I thought about it before.Copy !req
574. I don't want to be drugged.Copy !req
575. But I'm sure
we can think of another way.Copy !req
576. Let's put on
our Barry thinking capsCopy !req
577. and think of
a different solutionCopy !req
578. for memory loss.Copy !req
579. Also, I'm a green belt...Copy !req
580. in the capoeira,Copy !req
581. and I have
extensively studied wrestler,Copy !req
582. and I could just go
frickin' lunatic on you.Copy !req
583. Besides,
I have a date tonight...Copy !req
584. Okay.Copy !req
585. How hard do you
have to hit someone
to make them forget stuff?Copy !req
586. If I hit you in the past,
will it hurt me in the future?Copy !req
587. Wait. You say
you have a date tonight?Copy !req
588. Yeah. Wait,
what were you doing?Copy !req
589. Uh, nothing.
Who's your date with?Copy !req
590. This super babe
in my econ class.Copy !req
591. - Iris West?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
592. Do we marry her?Copy !req
593. You're going on
a date with her tonight?Copy !req
594. That's why
I need Mom to do my laundry.Copy !req
595. You don't even
do your own laundry?Copy !req
596. Do you?Copy !req
597. Okay.Copy !req
598. I'm actually gonna go.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
599. Enjoy your life. Do you.Copy !req
600. Change literally nothing.Copy !req
601. Um, I'll see you again never.
- I have a few more
questions, though.Copy !req
602. We have so much
to learn from each other.Copy !req
603. Oh, great.Copy !req
604. Well, you're leaving me.Copy !req
605. And now the storm's
gonna ruin my date.Copy !req
606. What day is it today?Copy !req
607. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
608. Sunday?Copy !req
609. No, the date.Copy !req
610. It's September 29th.Copy !req
611. Shit.Copy !req
612. This storm, this is the day.Copy !req
613. - What day?
- The day I got my powers.Copy !req
614. The day you get your powers.Copy !req
615. - Powers?
- Listen...Copy !req
616. I can't tell you why
I traveled back in time,Copy !req
617. and I can't tell you
what I changed.Copy !req
618. But, essentially,
in my version of reality,Copy !req
619. I ended up interning
at the Central City Crime LabCopy !req
620. in my freshman year,
and that's where it happened.Copy !req
621. Well, happens.Copy !req
622. Tonight, September 29,
the accident
that gives me my powers.Copy !req
623. And if you're not there...Copy !req
624. in 30 minutes...Copy !req
625. then you won't get the powers.Copy !req
626. Which means
I don't get the powers, maybe?Copy !req
627. And then, that would mean
that I lose my wayCopy !req
628. of getting back in time
in the first place,Copy !req
629. and then I literally
have no idea what happens.Copy !req
630. Powers?Copy !req
631. Wait, but what about
our date tonight?Copy !req
632. She might be our future wife.Copy !req
633. There might not be a future...Copy !req
634. if you don't come with me...Copy !req
635. right now.Copy !req
636. Eight minutes.Copy !req
637. How are we gonna to get inside?
What are you doing?Copy !req
638. Would you stop whining?Copy !req
639. This is gonna feel kinda weird.Copy !req
640. We walk through the door.Copy !req
641. Yes, it's okay.
It's called phasing.Copy !req
642. Come on.Copy !req
643. I love phasing.Copy !req
644. Uh-huh.Copy !req
645. Everybody moves.Copy !req
646. Well... this is it.Copy !req
647. This is where I was sitting.Copy !req
648. And actually,
let me take this for you.Copy !req
649. Thank you.Copy !req
650. Okay, I had just
opened those windows...Copy !req
651. to clear out the fumes.Copy !req
652. Right around now.Copy !req
653. And I was sitting
in that chair,Copy !req
654. and I was right under
this shelf of chemicals.Copy !req
655. And that's when
the lightning hits.Copy !req
656. Wait.Copy !req
657. I get hit by lightning?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
658. You don't get hit by lightning.Copy !req
659. Okay, 'cause for a second
I thought you said...Copy !req
660. The lightning
hits the chemicals...Copy !req
661. which then you get bathed in,Copy !req
662. and that's what
electrocutes you.
- Okay,Copy !req
663. but I don't want to be
electrocuted, though.
- Sit down.Copy !req
664. - No, you sit down.
- I already have the powers!Copy !req
665. You already have the powers!Copy !req
666. Exactly!Copy !req
667. I am not getting
struck by lightning!Copy !req
668. It worked.Copy !req
669. It looks like you lost a tooth.Copy !req
670. Oh.Copy !req
671. - No?
- You lost a tooth.Copy !req
672. All right. We gotta go.Copy !req
673. What have we got?Copy !req
674. The alarms
in the sterile lab.Copy !req
675. Go check it.Copy !req
676. Securing the entrance.Copy !req
677. We've gotta phase.Copy !req
678. Phase, phasing.Copy !req
679. Oh...Copy !req
680. Shit!Copy !req
681. I'm slow.Copy !req
682. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
683. Why is your place
so much nicerCopy !req
684. - than I expected it to be?
- You like it?Copy !req
685. Mom had to help decorate.Copy !req
686. You know Mom.Copy !req
687. Right, yeah. Classic Mom.Copy !req
688. Classic Mom.Copy !req
689. Hmm.Copy !req
690. What a day.
- Barry,Copy !req
691. the accident gave you powers,Copy !req
692. but took mine away.Copy !req
693. So, I don't know
how I get back.Copy !req
694. Without access
to the Speed Force,Copy !req
695. I don't know how I ever leave.Copy !req
696. Do you understand
what I'm saying?Copy !req
697. I might be stuck.
- Wait.Copy !req
698. I have powers now?Copy !req
699. Yeah, but...Copy !req
700. you... No, no, no.Copy !req
701. Holy speedballs.Copy !req
702. Okay, I know
this is incredibly exciting,Copy !req
703. because I went through it.Copy !req
704. Speedy Gonzales!Copy !req
705. Yes, I've done it
many times myself.Copy !req
706. You can't just start...Copy !req
707. Shit.Copy !req
708. Oh, my...Copy !req
709. Ahh!Copy !req
710. - Okay, I'm leaving!Copy !req
711. Put your hands up.Copy !req
712. What did you do?Copy !req
713. Nothing. Why?Copy !req
714. Barry...Copy !req
715. I could've told you
about the clothes.
It's friction.Copy !req
716. You run too fast,
and regular fabrics
are gonna burn up.Copy !req
717. It's the same reason
why you can't move people
very far at hyperspeed.Copy !req
718. That broccoli looks rotten.Copy !req
719. Look, some things you can move.Copy !req
720. Like, you can move,Copy !req
721. for instance, a microwave.Copy !req
722. But you can't move
something like, say...Copy !req
723. a baby.
- Barry,Copy !req
724. it's like I've never eaten
anything before.Copy !req
725. Everything has this
vivid flavor. Try a little.Copy !req
726. Just take a little bite.Copy !req
727. That's bad, isn't it?Copy !req
728. Yeah,
this is not good.
No, I was kidding.Copy !req
729. - I'm amazing. We're amazing.Copy !req
730. I'm so hungry.Copy !req
731. Hey, wait.Copy !req
732. I wanna try that phasing thing.
How do I do that?Copy !req
733. You don't. Not yet.Copy !req
734. Okay? It's very complicated.Copy !req
735. Takes a long time
to train your body
to be able to speed upCopy !req
736. whilst your molecules
slow down enough
to pass throughCopy !req
737. the molecular structure
of solid objects...Copy !req
738. Get out of here!Copy !req
739. You've gotta start letting me
finish my sentences.Copy !req
740. Are we always this sleepy?Copy !req
741. And hungry and naked?Copy !req
742. Well, the first two, yes.Copy !req
743. The third one, no.
I've figured that part out.Copy !req
744. And honestly,
if we're gonna do thisCopy !req
745. there's a lot I'm gonna have to
explain to you.Copy !req
746. So, a good place to start,
I guess,Copy !req
747. is that, yeah,
the original suitCopy !req
748. was actually made out
of this polysynth...Copy !req
749. Or we'llCopy !req
750. pick this up tomorrow.Copy !req
751. So, the suit is
inside the ring?Copy !req
752. - Yeah.
- What?Copy !req
753. And I can have this?Copy !req
754. No, you can't have it.
You can borrow itCopy !req
755. so you don't kill yourself
using your powers.Copy !req
756. You're gonna push this buttonCopy !req
757. and the silk molecules
are gonna uncoil,
absorbing atmospheric gasesCopy !req
758. and expanding the suit
to full size.Copy !req
759. Ready?Copy !req
760. It was so tiny...Copy !req
761. You're supposed to put it on
before it hits the floor.Copy !req
762. What, like change...Copy !req
763. right here in front of you?Copy !req
764. There's no one even
here anyway, Barry. Come on—Copy !req
765. Whoo, man.
- Tight.Copy !req
766. It hurts.Copy !req
767. You know where it hurts?Copy !req
768. - In my dick.
- Okay. I know, I know,Copy !req
769. but I don't need to know.Copy !req
770. Sorry, can we move on?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
771. Here's what I'm thinking.Copy !req
772. If I can train you
to move like I do,Copy !req
773. then we can re-create
the Chronobowl.Copy !req
774. Chronobowl?Copy !req
775. In the Speed Force.Copy !req
776. Speed Force?Copy !req
777. And then maybe
we can find some way
to get me back to the future.Copy !req
778. Back to the Future. Yes!Copy !req
779. Eric StoltzCopy !req
780. is chur boy in that movie.Copy !req
781. What an embodied performance.Copy !req
782. You mean Michael J. Fox?Copy !req
783. Back to the Future?Copy !req
784. - Yeah, in the movie
Back to the Future?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
785. What's going on?
- I don't know.Copy !req
786. You need to
take the suit off now.Copy !req
787. - Thank God.Copy !req
788. reported seeing
a mysterious objectCopy !req
789. hovering above
the Australian seaboard.Copy !req
790. We've obtained footage
from the sighting...
- Zod.Copy !req
791. and as you can see,
the object...
- "Zod"?Copy !req
792. appears to be a flying ship
of some sort.
- What's a zod?Copy !req
793. According to
US government officials,Copy !req
794. satellite dataCopy !req
795. has confirmed
the presence of a spacecraft.Copy !req
796. - We'll be sure—Copy !req
797. My name is General Zod.Copy !req
798. I come from a worldCopy !req
799. far from yours.Copy !req
800. For some time, your worldCopy !req
801. has sheltered
one of my citizens.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
802. This can't be happening.
- I request that
you return this individual...Copy !req
803. - Not now.
- ... to my custody.Copy !req
804. What's happening?Copy !req
805. For reasons unknown...Copy !req
806. Zod's looking for Superman.Copy !req
807. What's a superman?Copy !req
808. Superman is an alien
who lives on Earth.Copy !req
809. I'm assuming still incognito.Copy !req
810. But, yeah, he's an alien,
and he's very powerful,Copy !req
811. and he's just the best.Copy !req
812. And then Zod is an alien
from the same planet,Copy !req
813. also very powerful,Copy !req
814. but he's just the worst.Copy !req
815. And Zod came here
to find Clark.Copy !req
816. - Wait, who's Clark?
- Clark is Superman.Copy !req
817. Oh. Okay.
- But thenCopy !req
818. Zod also tried to
terraform the planet
with this World Engine thing,Copy !req
819. and Superman
stopped him eventually,Copy !req
820. but not before Zod killed
thousands of people.Copy !req
821. - Yeesh.
- And at the time,Copy !req
822. there was
nothing I could do, I've...Copy !req
823. Wait, you...Copy !req
824. You were there?Copy !req
825. Yeah, I had just
gotten my powers.Copy !req
826. And I was still putting
some finishing touches
on my suit.Copy !req
827. This thing, Zod's World Engine,Copy !req
828. it started destroying Metropolis,
so I just went thereCopy !req
829. and I started
trying to save people.Copy !req
830. Daddy?Copy !req
831. Listen to me!Copy !req
832. Run away!Copy !req
833. There was this kid,
and I...Copy !req
834. I got him, but then...Copy !req
835. I couldn't get his dad.Copy !req
836. Daddy!Copy !req
837. It was all I could do,Copy !req
838. save that one kid.Copy !req
839. Only Superman could stop Zod.Copy !req
840. But not in time
to save those people.Copy !req
841. And now
it's about to happen again.Copy !req
842. But...Copy !req
843. if I can find
the entire Justice League,Copy !req
844. Superman and
the rest of the band...Copy !req
845. Right.Copy !req
846. then maybe I can prevent
the whole thingCopy !req
847. from ever
even happening at all.Copy !req
848. Um, give me your laptop.
- Okay.Copy !req
849. What is that smell?Copy !req
850. Ugh. Could be anything.Copy !req
851. Honestly.Copy !req
852. Who's that?Copy !req
853. Oh. That's Gary.
That's the smell. It's...Copy !req
854. - Don't worry. He's breezy.Copy !req
855. We can do this.Copy !req
856. Uh, let's see, Victor Stone,
Gotham City University.Copy !req
857. Oh, this is my roommate, Patty.Copy !req
858. Patty...Copy !req
859. is your roommate?Copy !req
860. And that's her boyfriend, Albert.Copy !req
861. What's up?Copy !req
862. Good morning.Copy !req
863. Oh, sorry. And, uh, guys...Copy !req
864. This is my cousin.Copy !req
865. Barry.Copy !req
866. Whoa.Copy !req
867. I'm starving.Copy !req
868. Okay.Copy !req
869. Victor Stone,
Gotham City University.Copy !req
870. Yes. Here he is.Copy !req
871. Victor Stone, star quarterback
for the Knight...Copy !req
872. Shit, okay.Copy !req
873. He's not Cyborg yet.Copy !req
874. Wonder Woman.Copy !req
875. Wonder Woman!Copy !req
876. Las Vegas residency.Copy !req
877. Illusions, juggling,
and zebras.Copy !req
878. No. That is not Diana.Copy !req
879. - Aquaman.
- Aquaman?Copy !req
880. Is that like a super mermaid?Copy !req
881. No, Albert,Copy !req
882. he's not a super mermaid.Copy !req
883. Okay? He's half Atlantean,
half humanCopy !req
884. with superhuman strength
who can control marine life
with his mind.Copy !req
885. So, like a super mermaid?Copy !req
886. No, Albert!Copy !req
887. That is
what you described.Copy !req
888. We'll just try
Arthur Curry...Copy !req
889. Maine...Copy !req
890. lighthouse.Copy !req
891. Here we are. Thomas Curry.
That's his dad.Copy !req
892. Uh, phone.Copy !req
893. - Hello.Copy !req
894. Hello, Thomas Curry?
- Yes.Copy !req
895. Could I speak to Arthur?Copy !req
896. Is Arthur around?Copy !req
897. You wanna speak to my dog?Copy !req
898. What? No, no. Um, sorry. Uh...Copy !req
899. Is this Thomas Curry?
- Yes.Copy !req
900. And you work at a lighthouse?
- Yes.Copy !req
901. Okay, and your wife is
the queen of Atlantis?Copy !req
902. Will you accept this rose?
- Yes.Copy !req
903. Uh, no.Copy !req
904. Uh, right, but maybe, maybe...Copy !req
905. um, a fishlike womanCopy !req
906. washed into your lifeCopy !req
907. at some point or another?
- Very funny, asshole.Copy !req
908. Arthur Curry was never born.Copy !req
909. - What?
- This is a disaster.Copy !req
910. I-I-I completely
destroyed history.Copy !req
911. Like Eric Stoltz.Copy !req
912. Okay, why do you keep saying,
"Eric Stoltz"?Copy !req
913. Eric Stoltz is Marty McFly.Copy !req
914. - What?
- Time travel?Copy !req
915. Oh. We talking "BTTF"?Copy !req
916. Come on, who is this guy?Copy !req
917. Okay, yeah, no, I know.Copy !req
918. I've seen all of themCopy !req
919. and Eric Stoltz
is not Marty McFly.Copy !req
920. Really?Copy !req
921. Then explain
Marty McThigh here.Copy !req
922. I can't explain that to you, Gary.Copy !req
923. That's not your thigh.Copy !req
924. It's the wrong actor,
and it's upside down.Copy !req
925. Is it?Copy !req
926. The point is thatCopy !req
927. in Back to the FutureCopy !req
928. Marty McFly is very famously
played by Michael J. Fox.Copy !req
929. The guy from Footloose?Copy !req
930. No, that's Kevin Bacon!Copy !req
931. Bacon.
Kevin Bacon's MaverickCopy !req
932. with the volleyball,
the gay guys,
and the planes?Copy !req
933. - Top Gun, right?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
934. I completely
broke the universe.Copy !req
935. Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz.Copy !req
936. - Yes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
937. I created a world
with no metahumans.Copy !req
938. And now there's no one
to defend us from Zod. Albert!Copy !req
939. There's no Cyborg.Copy !req
940. There's no Aquaman.
There's no Wonder Woman.Copy !req
941. There's no Superman.Copy !req
942. There's no Batman.Copy !req
943. I'm Batman.Copy !req
944. What, you...
What did you just say?Copy !req
945. I'm Batman.Copy !req
946. Batman exists?Copy !req
947. - Hundo p.
- Yeah, dude.Copy !req
948. Nobody knows who he really is,Copy !req
949. - but he exists.
- Right.Copy !req
950. Well, uh, we...Copy !req
951. my cousin Barry and I,Copy !req
952. have to go
to that cousin's dinner.Copy !req
953. Now.Copy !req
954. But it was a pleasure
to meetCopy !req
955. - you all.Copy !req
956. - And Gary.
- Barry.Copy !req
957. - Barry.
- Gary.Copy !req
958. Barry!Copy !req
959. What, are you
frickin' kidding me
with this place?Copy !req
960. What is this, hell?Copy !req
961. It's open.Copy !req
962. Look at all this cool shit!
- Okay, Barry,
don't touch anything in here.Copy !req
963. Hello?Copy !req
964. Bruce?Copy !req
965. Bruce, are you there?Copy !req
966. Oh, boy.Copy !req
967. Hey, I didn't know
you painted.Copy !req
968. They're good.Copy !req
969. Bruce Wayne?Copy !req
970. Bruce?Copy !req
971. Hey,
check this out. There's, like,Copy !req
972. bells connected to every room
in this house.Copy !req
973. Hey, maybe we can
find this Bruce guy...Copy !req
974. if we just ring
all these bells, right?Copy !req
975. You don't understand
how servant bells work?
Those are all the bells.Copy !req
976. You ring them
from all the other places.
- What?Copy !req
977. You don't have, like,
Downton Abbey in your universe?Copy !req
978. Downtown Abbey's?Copy !req
979. The chain of, like,
family-style restaurants?Copy !req
980. They're like,
it's like cheaper Bananabee's.Copy !req
981. Oh, you know what
I'd really go for right now?Copy !req
982. Abbey's sizzlin'
zucchini squares.Copy !req
983. Okay.Copy !req
984. You know what, man?
I've had it with you.Copy !req
985. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
986. I'm the guy who lives here.Copy !req
987. We're looking for Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
988. You hungry?Copy !req
989. following the broadcast
earlier from General Zod.Copy !req
990. The individual
they're searching forCopy !req
991. is still at large.
- So...Copy !req
992. The president has yet
to respond to the broadcast
from earlier,Copy !req
993. and other foreign leaders
are said to be...Copy !req
994. you're the same person
as him...Copy !req
995. but from
an alternate timeline.
- Yes.Copy !req
996. In which...Copy !req
997. you and I are friends?Copy !req
998. Yeah, you're like
probably my best friend.Copy !req
999. Okay.
- Well,
but you're a bit...Copy !req
1000. you're, uh...Copy !req
1001. chronologically different.
- Older.Copy !req
1002. That's what I can't understand.Copy !req
1003. I traveled back in time
from here to here.Copy !req
1004. Yet somehow,
everything's all changedCopy !req
1005. back here.Copy !req
1006. - Or like when
you were born, so...
- Well...Copy !req
1007. time isn't linear.Copy !req
1008. Right?Copy !req
1009. Right.Copy !req
1010. At some pointCopy !req
1011. you probably saw a movie
that told youCopy !req
1012. that if you went back
and changed the past,Copy !req
1013. you'd create a kind of
a branched timeline, right?Copy !req
1014. Like, look.Copy !req
1015. New presentCopy !req
1016. - and new future.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1017. Well, time doesn't
work like that.Copy !req
1018. That's not how time works.Copy !req
1019. When you go back
and change the pastCopy !req
1020. you create a fulcrum.Copy !req
1021. You put yourself
on a whole nother
strand of spaghetti.Copy !req
1022. New future. New past.Copy !req
1023. It's retrocausal.Copy !req
1024. It goes both ways.Copy !req
1025. Actually, it goes many ways.Copy !req
1026. Maybe some other time.Copy !req
1027. Okay, but in
an ontological paradox model,
there's not...Copy !req
1028. What you did was
you changed the futureCopy !req
1029. and you changed the past.Copy !req
1030. If a personCopy !req
1031. is stupid enoughCopy !req
1032. to mess with time...Copy !req
1033. what you eventually
end up with is this.Copy !req
1034. The multiverse.Copy !req
1035. Some strands runCopy !req
1036. almost parallel.Copy !req
1037. There will be
inevitable intersections,Copy !req
1038. and others that are just...Copy !req
1039. wildly divergent.Copy !req
1040. What it is...Copy !req
1041. is a hot mess.Copy !req
1042. It's a crapshoot.Copy !req
1043. It's all just a crapshoot.Copy !req
1044. What does the parmesan mean?Copy !req
1045. The metaphor's over.
It's just a garnish.Copy !req
1046. And I'll tell ya something.Copy !req
1047. A person would have to beCopy !req
1048. an idiotCopy !req
1049. to play crapsCopy !req
1050. with the space-time continuum.Copy !req
1051. Yeah, an idiot.Copy !req
1052. Here.Copy !req
1053. Mm.Copy !req
1054. Are you joking with
the chewing noises right now?Copy !req
1055. So, uh, you're the reasonCopy !req
1056. this Zod characterCopy !req
1057. is about to destroy the Earth?Copy !req
1058. Maybe.Copy !req
1059. There's a guy called SupermanCopy !req
1060. who can stop Zod?Copy !req
1061. Yeah, yeah.
- And flies?Copy !req
1062. Shoots lasers out of his eyes?Copy !req
1063. Yes, he flies, and he shoots
lasers out of his eyes. Yes.Copy !req
1064. No one said "Superman"...Copy !req
1065. that might be
a little on the nose?Copy !req
1066. You call yourself Batman.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1067. I don't call myself
Super Batman.Copy !req
1068. Wait, he's Batman?Copy !req
1069. What did you think
we were doing here?Copy !req
1070. I thought this was
the cousin's dinner.Copy !req
1071. He's... Bruce Wayne is Batman?Copy !req
1072. Not really.
Not so much anymore.Copy !req
1073. You know...Copy !req
1074. they don't really need me.Copy !req
1075. Things have changed.
Gotham's nowCopy !req
1076. one of the safest cities
in the world.Copy !req
1077. Well, I... I need you.
We need you.Copy !req
1078. In my timeline,Copy !req
1079. Batman's our strategist,
our leader.Copy !req
1080. The world needs Superman.
You're the best detective
in the world.Copy !req
1081. You're probably the only person
who can help me find him.Copy !req
1082. So, will you help us?Copy !req
1083. Pass.Copy !req
1084. Like pass the salt?Copy !req
1085. Bruce?Copy !req
1086. He doesn't
want to help us...Copy !req
1087. we're gonna use his bat shit.Copy !req
1088. Bat shit?Copy !req
1089. Yeah, his bat stuff,
his bat things.Copy !req
1090. Stand on that thing.Copy !req
1091. Okay, remember when you phased
through the floor?Copy !req
1092. Yeah.
- So,Copy !req
1093. I need you to do that again.Copy !req
1094. - Ow.Copy !req
1095. What is this place?Copy !req
1096. Dude!Copy !req
1097. This place straight beeves!Copy !req
1098. "Beeves"?Copy !req
1099. Barry!Copy !req
1100. I almost diedCopy !req
1101. in an abyss!Copy !req
1102. 12,805 Clark Kents in the US.Copy !req
1103. Is this what I think it is?Copy !req
1104. Holy shit!Copy !req
1105. I used to see this thing
on the news when I was a kid!Copy !req
1106. Okay, well...Copy !req
1107. refine search.Copy !req
1108. Date of birth.Copy !req
1109. Wasn't born. He arrived.
- Oh!Copy !req
1110. Oh, Barry, look!Copy !req
1111. I'm busy.Copy !req
1112. With what?Copy !req
1113. Looking for
unidentified objects
entering Earth's atmosphereCopy !req
1114. anywhere near Kansas
in the last 50 years.Copy !req
1115. He has a back door into NASA.Copy !req
1116. 'Course he does.Copy !req
1117. Yeah, but Barry,
check this out.Copy !req
1118. This bag laughs.Copy !req
1119. Okay, can't you
take anything seriously?Copy !req
1120. Stop messing around.Copy !req
1121. Dude, come on.Copy !req
1122. Have you seen this place?Copy !req
1123. It's amazing!Copy !req
1124. Hello!Copy !req
1125. Has the gravity of this
not sunk in for you?Copy !req
1126. Stop messing around, Barry.Copy !req
1127. I won't say it again.Copy !req
1128. Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.Copy !req
1129. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
1130. You have no idea
how lucky you are.Copy !req
1131. No idea!Copy !req
1132. You take everything
for granted.
You don't even appreciate...Copy !req
1133. You just walk around
thinking that you're so funnyCopy !req
1134. and so cool.Copy !req
1135. And it's embarrassing,Copy !req
1136. because you're not
any of those things!Copy !req
1137. Hey, screw you, man!Copy !req
1138. I've done nothing
but everything you've asked.Copy !req
1139. You made me
get struck by lightning!Copy !req
1140. I phased naked
through the floor.
And I terrified Mrs. Johannson.Copy !req
1141. Now I'm probably
gonna have to move.Copy !req
1142. You won't even tell me
why you're here.Copy !req
1143. But will you at least tell me
why you're being
so mean to me...Copy !req
1144. for no reason?Copy !req
1145. You used Monkey as a dartboard!Copy !req
1146. Wait, what?Copy !req
1147. Forget it.Copy !req
1148. The monkey? Wait...Copy !req
1149. So, you're mad at me
for playing with a toy?Copy !req
1150. It's not a toy.Copy !req
1151. Mom bought us that monkey.Copy !req
1152. 'Cause she calls us Monkey.Copy !req
1153. She gives us monkey stuff
all the time.Copy !req
1154. Right.Copy !req
1155. Look...Copy !req
1156. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1157. I'm not very good with people.Copy !req
1158. Even myself.Copy !req
1159. Oh.Copy !req
1160. Come on, dude.Copy !req
1161. You're... You're not that bad.Copy !req
1162. You can just be kind of a dick sometimes.Copy !req
1163. But let's face it.
I am pretty obnoxious.Copy !req
1164. But I just get excited.Copy !req
1165. Come on. This place
is pretty cool, right?Copy !req
1166. Yeah.Copy !req
1167. All right, well, um...Copy !req
1168. I'll let you work.Copy !req
1169. I know you're there.Copy !req
1170. You know what I'm stuck on?Copy !req
1171. That thing you said,
with the spaghetti.Copy !req
1172. You said there were
certain intersections that
would always be inevitable.Copy !req
1173. You had an Alfred.Copy !req
1174. My Bruce has an Alfred.Copy !req
1175. Different worlds,
different times...Copy !req
1176. yet there it is.Copy !req
1177. Certain people,Copy !req
1178. certain events,
certain strands of spaghetti,Copy !req
1179. drawn to each other
like... like magnets.Copy !req
1180. I've read all aboutCopy !req
1181. temporal paradoxes
and causal loops.Copy !req
1182. But this is more than that.Copy !req
1183. Inevitable intersectionsCopy !req
1184. are something none of
the theories could have
anticipated 'cause,Copy !req
1185. well, how do you explain that
except for...Copy !req
1186. fate?Copy !req
1187. If you are listening,Copy !req
1188. sorry about your parents.Copy !req
1189. I'm just trying to save mine.Copy !req
1190. There has to be a way.Copy !req
1191. - There is a way, Barry.Copy !req
1192. Just keep trying.Copy !req
1193. Keep trying, Barry.Copy !req
1194. Found him.Copy !req
1195. Barry, wake up.Copy !req
1196. Clark's being held
by a mercenary group
in a Siberian black site.Copy !req
1197. Get up, Barry.Copy !req
1198. The goat's on fire.Copy !req
1199. We're going to Russia.Copy !req
1200. Sweet.Copy !req
1201. Mm. Coffee.Copy !req
1202. How are we gonna get to Russia?Copy !req
1203. I'll help you
get this Superman.Copy !req
1204. Then, you're on your own.Copy !req
1205. - Oh!Copy !req
1206. You're...Copy !req
1207. You are, you're...Copy !req
1208. Yeah.Copy !req
1209. I'm Batman.Copy !req
1210. So, what's the plan?
We're just gonna, what,Copy !req
1211. grab Superman and dip set
before the block is hot?Copy !req
1212. I don't know.Copy !req
1213. Hey, you should ask him.Copy !req
1214. You ask him.
- You should ask him.Copy !req
1215. Yeah, I'm not gonna ask him.Copy !req
1216. Why not? I thought Batman
was supposed to be your friend.Copy !req
1217. Not this one. Not this Batman.Copy !req
1218. We're here.
Activating hover mode.Copy !req
1219. Ejector seat on.
- Ejector seat.Copy !req
1220. Ejector seat.Copy !req
1221. Okay, there are stages.Copy !req
1222. You're strapped
to your parachutes.Copy !req
1223. Hey, where's yours?Copy !req
1224. Whoo! This rips dicks!Copy !req
1225. All clear. Let's move.Copy !req
1226. - Okay!Copy !req
1227. Good. Everybody's fast now
but me.Copy !req
1228. Why is it so cold?
- It's the Arctic, Barry.Copy !req
1229. Where'd he go?
- I don't know.
Just follow the footprints.Copy !req
1230. Superman would be down there
for sure.Copy !req
1231. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
1232. What did you do?Copy !req
1233. I had to move you.
But I just did it a little.Copy !req
1234. This might hurt.Copy !req
1235. - Just let it out.Copy !req
1236. Let's go.Copy !req
1237. That's where
you keep Superman.Copy !req
1238. Like a big scrotum.Copy !req
1239. He's gonna hack
the Soviet security
cyberscrotum with a flip phone?Copy !req
1240. I tried all the combinations.Copy !req
1241. Yes!Copy !req
1242. Shit.Copy !req
1243. Kal-El?Copy !req
1244. It's not him.
We've gotta go.Copy !req
1245. Wait.Copy !req
1246. We can't just leave her here.
Look at her.Copy !req
1247. I'll grab her. Just go!Copy !req
1248. I got you.Copy !req
1249. I'll handle this jabroni.Copy !req
1250. What the...Copy !req
1251. Barry! Somebody shot me!Copy !req
1252. - Time to dip set!Copy !req
1253. You, you lead the way!Copy !req
1254. - Go!
- Not that way! Not that way!Copy !req
1255. Oh, God!Copy !req
1256. - Cover!Copy !req
1257. No!Copy !req
1258. It's coming around.
Hurry, hurry.Copy !req
1259. No, no, no! This is bullshit!Copy !req
1260. No!Copy !req
1261. - Come on.Copy !req
1262. Let's go.Copy !req
1263. You didn't tell me
we could get shot!Copy !req
1264. Why would you assume
we couldn't?Copy !req
1265. Oh, great! To die
at the feet of a Sputnik.Copy !req
1266. Oh, man! I need this knee!Copy !req
1267. - Stay calm. It'll heal.
- Come on.Copy !req
1268. How much do you weigh?
- 180.Copy !req
1269. Each. Plus her, 440.Copy !req
1270. Hold on.Copy !req
1271. Oh, great.
They're here.Copy !req
1272. They're over here, too.Copy !req
1273. Smirnoff Ice.Copy !req
1274. Yes. Smirnoff Ice.
- Hi.Copy !req
1275. - Stop them!Copy !req
1276. - Yep.
- Okay, they're serious.
Barry, shut up.Copy !req
1277. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
1278. What's the play?Copy !req
1279. Batman, what do we do?
What now?Copy !req
1280. Now...Copy !req
1281. we try not to die.Copy !req
1282. Oh, you guys should've
seen that in slo-mo.Copy !req
1283. Yeah, I'm just
realizing that I didn't really
think this through.Copy !req
1284. There are good Kryptonians...Copy !req
1285. and then there are very,
very bad Kryptonians.Copy !req
1286. And I was very confidentCopy !req
1287. that we were just
gonna find Superman,Copy !req
1288. and if we found Superman,Copy !req
1289. then this would all be
super simple.Copy !req
1290. Who are you?
- Holy Funyuns.Copy !req
1291. Hi.Copy !req
1292. I... I'm Barry.
- We're Barry.Copy !req
1293. We were trying to find Kal-El.Copy !req
1294. But we found you instead.Copy !req
1295. What do you want with Kal-El?Copy !req
1296. We were trying to rescue him.Copy !req
1297. Why?Copy !req
1298. Because he's my friend.Copy !req
1299. Do you... Do you know him?Copy !req
1300. She looks mad. Get ready.Copy !req
1301. She might do laser vision,
or she might do, like,
a freezy breath...Copy !req
1302. or she'll just start
throwing crazy...
- My name is Kara.Copy !req
1303. Daughter of Zor-El.Copy !req
1304. Kal-El was my cousin.Copy !req
1305. - Right, and who's Kal-El again?
- It's Superman.Copy !req
1306. No, 'cause you said
that was Clark.
- Who's Clark?Copy !req
1307. Clark is his human name.Copy !req
1308. Clark.Copy !req
1309. He was an infant when we left.Copy !req
1310. The last son of Krypton... I...Copy !req
1311. I was sent to protect him.Copy !req
1312. It looks like
he never made it to EarthCopy !req
1313. in this universe.Copy !req
1314. Our pods,
they must have separated.Copy !req
1315. Wait, so you thought a babyCopy !req
1316. was gonna protect us
from this Zod guy?Copy !req
1317. General Zod is here.Copy !req
1318. He must have tracked
my pod's signal.Copy !req
1319. I have to go.
- Whoa, whoa, wait.Copy !req
1320. Well, you need to
recover your strength.
Actually, Barry...Copy !req
1321. take her to the roofCopy !req
1322. and put her in the sun.Copy !req
1323. Yeah.Copy !req
1324. - Yeah.
- Whatever, like if, I mean,Copy !req
1325. you're solar powered.Copy !req
1326. Good for you.
I've been trying to...Copy !req
1327. - Oh, uh...Copy !req
1328. We'll take that with us.Copy !req
1329. Um, am I cool to...Copy !req
1330. turn around?Copy !req
1331. Are you dressedCopy !req
1332. in a red cape?Copy !req
1333. You're levitating?Copy !req
1334. Is it always this loud?Copy !req
1335. Is it loud?Copy !req
1336. Are you, uh, good?
Do you feel, um...Copy !req
1337. strong yet, or...Copy !req
1338. Yep, that seems, uh,Copy !req
1339. seems strong. You know...Copy !req
1340. old man Barry, down there,Copy !req
1341. says if we don't stop
Captain Zode,Copy !req
1342. he'll kill thousands of people.Copy !req
1343. Billions of people.Copy !req
1344. Billions?Copy !req
1345. Of your people.Copy !req
1346. They're good people.
- Good people?Copy !req
1347. We came to this planetCopy !req
1348. looking for
a safe place to live,Copy !req
1349. and they put me in a cage.Copy !req
1350. Yeah. A lot of humans
are dicks.Copy !req
1351. But thenCopy !req
1352. there's babies and ballerinas.Copy !req
1353. And entertainment wrestlers.Copy !req
1354. A lot of humans
are worth saving.Copy !req
1355. Maybe to you.Copy !req
1356. But I'm not a human.Copy !req
1357. I'm a Kryptonian.Copy !req
1358. She's gone.Copy !req
1359. I have to get my powers back.Copy !req
1360. If I can re-create the accidentCopy !req
1361. that gave me my powers...Copy !req
1362. maybe I can reconnect
to the Speed Force...Copy !req
1363. and maybe we'd stand a chance
against Zod.Copy !req
1364. Or kill yourself
in the process.Copy !req
1365. Tell me something.Copy !req
1366. If you get your powers back,Copy !req
1367. you can go anywhere.Copy !req
1368. You can go to another timeline,Copy !req
1369. another universe.Copy !req
1370. Why do you wanna stay...Copy !req
1371. and fight to save this one?Copy !req
1372. Because this is the world
where my mom lives.Copy !req
1373. I went back in time
to save her.Copy !req
1374. I'm not gonna lose her again.Copy !req
1375. The kid doesn't know, does he?Copy !req
1376. How do you tell someone
something like that?Copy !req
1377. I lost my parents...Copy !req
1378. but that pain...Copy !req
1379. made me who I am.Copy !req
1380. I'm not sure I know who I am
without it, actually.Copy !req
1381. I spent a lifetime...Copy !req
1382. trying to right
the wrongs of the past.Copy !req
1383. As ifCopy !req
1384. putting on a cape
and fighting crimeCopy !req
1385. would bring my parents back.Copy !req
1386. You actually did it.Copy !req
1387. So...Copy !req
1388. I guess the plan isCopy !req
1389. to douse yourself
in industrial chemicalsCopy !req
1390. while electrocuting yourself?Copy !req
1391. Yep.Copy !req
1392. Want some help?Copy !req
1393. Hell yeah.
That would be
incredibly useful.Copy !req
1394. I've actually already
borrowed some chemicalsCopy !req
1395. and your soldering iron,Copy !req
1396. and I'm sitting
in your bat-seat.Copy !req
1397. Is that like a faux pas?Copy !req
1398. Wilco, Lima,
Zebra, be advised...Copy !req
1399. Air Command
to Bravo 601.Copy !req
1400. Primary teams,
please confirm your AORs.Copy !req
1401. - Green teams
ready to move.
- Standing by!Copy !req
1402. You bring me nothing? Hmm.Copy !req
1403. I gave you a warning.Copy !req
1404. Your failure to deliver
the Kryptonian traitorCopy !req
1405. is being taken
as an act of war.Copy !req
1406. Fire, fire, fire!
We have contact, contact!Copy !req
1407. Weapons hot!
Weapons hot! Open fire!Copy !req
1408. No.Copy !req
1409. Air support now!
I repeat, air support!Copy !req
1410. Okay, when I throw the switch,Copy !req
1411. the current should
run up the wireCopy !req
1412. and draw the lightning
right to the kite.Copy !req
1413. Here, put that on.Copy !req
1414. It's heat and impact resistant.Copy !req
1415. Should protect you a little.Copy !req
1416. Right, but the point is
for me to not be protected.Copy !req
1417. Okay.Copy !req
1418. You're gonna need
to be out of the way.Copy !req
1419. I will.Copy !req
1420. Let's get electrocuted.Copy !req
1421. This is going to work, right?Copy !req
1422. Of course it's gonna work.Copy !req
1423. Nothing we haven't done before.Copy !req
1424. Besides, this time
we have Batman.Copy !req
1425. What could go wrong?Copy !req
1426. Uh, for the record,
I think this is insane.Copy !req
1427. Get back.Copy !req
1428. It's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
1429. Just you and me again,
Mr. Lightning.Copy !req
1430. Do it!Copy !req
1431. Wait, what? No!Copy !req
1432. No, wait! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1433. Oh, God.Copy !req
1434. Barry, no.Copy !req
1435. Go again.Copy !req
1436. But...Copy !req
1437. Please.Copy !req
1438. The circuit is fried.Copy !req
1439. I've got you.Copy !req
1440. Hey. Barry.Copy !req
1441. You're okay.
It's like last time, right?Copy !req
1442. So, you gotta heal now.Copy !req
1443. Look, look, look!Copy !req
1444. It's working. It's working.Copy !req
1445. Yeah, it's working. Yeah.Copy !req
1446. Yeah, he's healing.
He's healing.Copy !req
1447. Oh, my God. He's okay.Copy !req
1448. Dude, you scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
1449. You're awake.Copy !req
1450. How you feeling?Copy !req
1451. Slow.Copy !req
1452. Maybe this will help.Copy !req
1453. Ooh... Ooh!Copy !req
1454. Yes!Copy !req
1455. Dude, come on! Irresistible!Copy !req
1456. Man, feels good to be back.Copy !req
1457. Yeah!Copy !req
1458. And what are
we wearing tonight?Copy !req
1459. You like it?Copy !req
1460. I-I made it myself
out of that old Batsuit.Copy !req
1461. But you know,
I made it our colors
and everything.Copy !req
1462. Well, check this out!Copy !req
1463. - It's a bit more loose.Copy !req
1464. It beeves.Copy !req
1465. Dude...Copy !req
1466. you really mean that?Copy !req
1467. I mean, I don't...Copy !req
1468. I don't know what it means,
exactly, to beeve.Copy !req
1469. But it seems like
it's positive.Copy !req
1470. What are you doing?Copy !req
1471. You came back.Copy !req
1472. I'm glad you're okay.Copy !req
1473. I have to ask you something.Copy !req
1474. When you found me in that hole
that they put me in...Copy !req
1475. and I wasn't Kal-El...Copy !req
1476. why did you help me?Copy !req
1477. Because you needed help.Copy !req
1478. Do you know
what this symbol stands for?Copy !req
1479. - Supergirl?
- It means hope, right?Copy !req
1480. Hope, yeah. Does it mean hope?Copy !req
1481. Krypton was a beautiful place.Copy !req
1482. We are a people of hope,Copy !req
1483. not war.Copy !req
1484. I'm coming to you live
from Metropolis,Copy !req
1485. where minutes ago,
the mysterious flying...Copy !req
1486. Zod may be from Krypton,Copy !req
1487. but he is not my people.Copy !req
1488. So, you're saying...Copy !req
1489. Yes.Copy !req
1490. I will help you fight Zod.Copy !req
1491. Yes!Copy !req
1492. Interesting group.Copy !req
1493. What did you say, uh...Copy !req
1494. we were called again?Copy !req
1495. We're the Justice League.Copy !req
1496. No.Copy !req
1497. - No?
- Well, I mean, kinda.Copy !req
1498. We are shortCopy !req
1499. one literal goddess...Copy !req
1500. one friendly TerminatorCopy !req
1501. and super mermaid.Copy !req
1502. And we could
definitely use a Batman.Copy !req
1503. Are you in?Copy !req
1504. You wanna get nuts?Copy !req
1505. Let's get nuts.Copy !req
1506. In my world, Superman showed up
right away when Zod
called him out.Copy !req
1507. So, as of now,
we're in uncharted territory.Copy !req
1508. What I do know is that
Zod somehow controls
the World Engines,Copy !req
1509. which will be destroying
much moreCopy !req
1510. than just Metropolis nowCopy !req
1511. with every passing second
that we don't stop him.Copy !req
1512. Barry, what are you doing?Copy !req
1513. What?Copy !req
1514. Our kids are gonna
wanna see this.Copy !req
1515. Your kids?Copy !req
1516. Well, you know,
like everybody's kids. I mean,
the children of the world.Copy !req
1517. They're gonna wanna see this.Copy !req
1518. We're getting close.Copy !req
1519. I'm gonna stay airborne
and take out their sky power.Copy !req
1520. And Barry, just so we're clearCopy !req
1521. what that essentially equates
to is you and meCopy !req
1522. versus the entire
Kryptonian army.Copy !req
1523. Chill.Copy !req
1524. We need to buy Kara enough time
to take out Zod.Copy !req
1525. Oh, and remember that your suit
doesn't dissipate energy
like mineCopy !req
1526. so you need to take breaks,Copy !req
1527. otherwise you're gonna build up
too much charge.Copy !req
1528. - Wait, what?Copy !req
1529. Dang it!Copy !req
1530. Okay!
- Hold on.Copy !req
1531. The humans we came to protect?Copy !req
1532. They don't know
we're on their side.Copy !req
1533. Zod.Copy !req
1534. Kara Zor-El.Copy !req
1535. We've been waiting for you.Copy !req
1536. Go, go!Copy !req
1537. Cover!Copy !req
1538. Drag him out, drag him!
- You go! I'll cover!Copy !req
1539. Okay, and the space giant...Copy !req
1540. and Mistress Murder...Copy !req
1541. are our responsibility, too?
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1542. Don't think about them, okay?
Calm down.Copy !req
1543. We're just gonna start
with those guys over there.Copy !req
1544. And yeah, they're Kryptonian,
and we won't be able
to kill them,Copy !req
1545. but we can slow them down
for her.Copy !req
1546. One at a time.Copy !req
1547. Okay? I'm gonna disarm them,
and then you'll engage.Copy !req
1548. Punch 'em.Copy !req
1549. Come on, Barbie.Copy !req
1550. Let's go party?Copy !req
1551. Okay, ow!Copy !req
1552. Oh.Copy !req
1553. Okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1554. You're okay. Come on.Copy !req
1555. Jesus, they're fast.Copy !req
1556. Yes, but not as fast as us.Copy !req
1557. Terraforming has begun.Copy !req
1558. This world must dieCopy !req
1559. so that ours may live again.Copy !req
1560. Oh, my God. We gotta go.
We gotta go.Copy !req
1561. Dan, Danny, go, go!Copy !req
1562. Krypton is gone, Zod.Copy !req
1563. Your uncle...Copy !req
1564. Jor-El...Copy !req
1565. hid the keyCopy !req
1566. to Krypton's rebirthCopy !req
1567. inside a Kryptonian child.Copy !req
1568. All the genetic material neededCopy !req
1569. to start againCopy !req
1570. coded inside the DNA,Copy !req
1571. then sent to Earth
in an escape pod.Copy !req
1572. He's not here. You have failed.Copy !req
1573. We found him.Copy !req
1574. We intercepted his pod.Copy !req
1575. But your cousin was
not the one we needed.Copy !req
1576. You are the one.Copy !req
1577. Kara Zor-El.Copy !req
1578. It is your blood...Copy !req
1579. we must harvest.Copy !req
1580. What did you do to Kal-El?Copy !req
1581. Your sacrifice that will allowCopy !req
1582. Krypton to live again.Copy !req
1583. What did you do?Copy !req
1584. The infant did not survive.Copy !req
1585. Look, new plan.Copy !req
1586. I'm gonna create
a cyclonic diversion.Copy !req
1587. And you're gonna
just come in, hard.Copy !req
1588. Feet first this time.Copy !req
1589. Yes!Copy !req
1590. Barry, did you see that?Copy !req
1591. Be careful. You're accumulating
too much charge.Copy !req
1592. What if I just
Emperor this guy?Copy !req
1593. Barry, that was actually
only half stupid!Copy !req
1594. But if you're gonna do that
and not die,Copy !req
1595. you need to complete
the circuit somehow.Copy !req
1596. Try putting
your hands together, like this.Copy !req
1597. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1598. You're ready.
- Let's go!Copy !req
1599. I'm going after the big one.Copy !req
1600. I've been hit.Copy !req
1601. Bruce, do you copy?Copy !req
1602. - Where's Kara?
- You go find her.Copy !req
1603. Bruce!Copy !req
1604. Ejection mode failure.Copy !req
1605. Ejection mode failure.Copy !req
1606. Rest, Kara Zor-El.Copy !req
1607. Going down.Copy !req
1608. But I'm not going alone.Copy !req
1609. No, no, no, Bruce!Copy !req
1610. Bruce, eject! Bruce,
just eject...Copy !req
1611. No!Copy !req
1612. Kara.Copy !req
1613. Isn't supposed...Copy !req
1614. Not supposed to happen...Copy !req
1615. Kara's dead.Copy !req
1616. They're both dead.Copy !req
1617. But they don't have to be, right?Copy !req
1618. 'Cause we can go back.Copy !req
1619. - Like you did.
- You're not fast enough yet.Copy !req
1620. You sure?Copy !req
1621. - Barry!Copy !req
1622. Barry, wait!Copy !req
1623. Is this back enough?Copy !req
1624. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
1625. Listen, Barry, I...Copy !req
1626. What? It's okay.
We can fix this.Copy !req
1627. You know what
you're gonna change?Copy !req
1628. I know what I'm gonna change.Copy !req
1629. I'm going after the big one.Copy !req
1630. Bruce, pull off. That gunship
is shield-protected.Copy !req
1631. Roger that.Copy !req
1632. Bet he's not.Copy !req
1633. Who? Space giant?Copy !req
1634. Yes, yes, please take him out.Copy !req
1635. Yes.Copy !req
1636. No.Copy !req
1637. Hey.Copy !req
1638. It'll be okay.Copy !req
1639. Not this time, kid.Copy !req
1640. Maybe some other time.Copy !req
1641. We can't bring you back,
can we?Copy !req
1642. You already did.Copy !req
1643. You already did.Copy !req
1644. Come on, Barry.Copy !req
1645. Gotta get up. Come on.Copy !req
1646. - Barry.
- We go again.Copy !req
1647. Barry.Copy !req
1648. Let's just go.Copy !req
1649. Barry, come on. Let's just go.Copy !req
1650. Barry, there's no point.Copy !req
1651. Barry!Copy !req
1652. - Phase!Copy !req
1653. - Okay, I have to pull it out.Copy !req
1654. I have to pull it out.
- No, I'm okay.Copy !req
1655. You have to phase again.
Barry, phase again.Copy !req
1656. I'm okay. I just
should've stopped sooner.Copy !req
1657. Ow!Copy !req
1658. Again.Copy !req
1659. Barry.Copy !req
1660. Okay, can we please
just take a minute?Copy !req
1661. Sorry, dude.
Yeah, bro, of course.Copy !req
1662. That's
the whole thing.Copy !req
1663. We can take as much time
as it takes.Copy !req
1664. No, that's not what I mean.
Hey!Copy !req
1665. Okay, you good? Come on.Copy !req
1666. I need you in there. Let's go.Copy !req
1667. Barry, please,
just listen to me!Copy !req
1668. Where were you?Copy !req
1669. What, you just stand here
the whole time?Copy !req
1670. Barry, this is
an inevitable intersection.Copy !req
1671. You have to stop. Barry!Copy !req
1672. No, Barry, wait!Copy !req
1673. Barry, listen.Copy !req
1674. There's something
I should tell you.Copy !req
1675. I went back in time initiallyCopy !req
1676. - because...
- Yeah, because Mom died.Copy !req
1677. How do you know?Copy !req
1678. It doesn't matter. Does it?Copy !req
1679. You know that I have to
undo what I did.Copy !req
1680. No.Copy !req
1681. It's not a mistake.Copy !req
1682. We can save her.Copy !req
1683. And we can save them.Copy !req
1684. No, we can't.Copy !req
1685. This is what
Bruce was talking about.Copy !req
1686. Barry, this is inevitable.Copy !req
1687. We can try a million times,
and we're not gonna
be able to fix this.Copy !req
1688. No matter what we do...Copy !req
1689. this world dies.Copy !req
1690. Today.Copy !req
1691. Look around.Copy !req
1692. Look at the damage
we're causing.Copy !req
1693. Now we have to stop.Copy !req
1694. Okay?Copy !req
1695. Look, I was just
doing my laundry.Copy !req
1696. You're the one who came
and told me that
I'm a superhero.Copy !req
1697. And now you're saying what?Copy !req
1698. You don't
want me to be?Copy !req
1699. Well, guess what!
It's too late!Copy !req
1700. I am...Copy !req
1701. the Flash.Copy !req
1702. And I can save everyone.Copy !req
1703. Nobody dies!Copy !req
1704. Barry...Copy !req
1705. not every problem
has a solution.Copy !req
1706. Not every problem
has a solution.Copy !req
1707. Sometimes we just
have to let go.Copy !req
1708. Sometimes you just
have to let go.Copy !req
1709. Let go of Mom?Copy !req
1710. She'll always be alive,
somewhere in time.Copy !req
1711. Always.Copy !req
1712. Just not for us.Copy !req
1713. You're full of shit, dude.Copy !req
1714. I'm going back.Copy !req
1715. You're going back
to kill Mom?Copy !req
1716. No!Copy !req
1717. You're staying!Copy !req
1718. You stay, right here.Copy !req
1719. Just give me one more time.Copy !req
1720. Barry, stop!Copy !req
1721. You, stop!Copy !req
1722. Feel like we got off
on the wrong foot.Copy !req
1723. Let's start again.
I'm the Flash.Copy !req
1724. What's your name?Copy !req
1725. I've lived...Copy !req
1726. more than you can dream.Copy !req
1727. - Not an answer.Copy !req
1728. Do you, like, rehearse that?Copy !req
1729. Whoa.Copy !req
1730. Get out of here, Barry!Copy !req
1731. That scar, you...Copy !req
1732. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1733. So, you're... You are...Copy !req
1734. Yes, I am...Copy !req
1735. you.Copy !req
1736. We are so close.Copy !req
1737. I've got it almost figured out.Copy !req
1738. How long
have you been doing this?Copy !req
1739. Time is inconsequential.Copy !req
1740. Come on, Barry.Copy !req
1741. Up in the sky!
It's a bird!Copy !req
1742. It's a plane!Copy !req
1743. It's Superman!Copy !req
1744. Purrfectly foolproof.Copy !req
1745. Only the Joker
would think of that.Copy !req
1746. Please just look at
what's happening.Copy !req
1747. These worlds...Copy !req
1748. they're colliding
and collapsing.Copy !req
1749. We did this.Copy !req
1750. W-We're destroying
the fabric of everything.Copy !req
1751. You have to stop.Copy !req
1752. It stops once I've fixed it!Copy !req
1753. It's not entirely your fault, Barry.Copy !req
1754. I pushed you out of
the Chronobowl
on that September 29Copy !req
1755. so you could start me
on this path. Hmm?Copy !req
1756. How do you like
our endless paradox?Copy !req
1757. I made you create me...Copy !req
1758. and now you're the one...Copy !req
1759. in my way.Copy !req
1760. No matter how close I get
to winning this fight...Copy !req
1761. you go backCopy !req
1762. and let Mom die.Copy !req
1763. You're the inevitable intersection.Copy !req
1764. And you do have to let go.Copy !req
1765. What's he talking about?Copy !req
1766. You're my hero.Copy !req
1767. What did you do?Copy !req
1768. Hey, hey. Don't worry.
It's gonna heal.Copy !req
1769. It's gonna heal.Copy !req
1770. I just wanted to...Copy !req
1771. You tell Mom I love her.Copy !req
1772. Don't forget the tomatoes.Copy !req
1773. I used to love that cereal
when I was a kid.Copy !req
1774. Yeah.Copy !req
1775. My son goes nuts for it.Copy !req
1776. They stop making it.Copy !req
1777. Well, I know
they were talking about
discontinuing it.Copy !req
1778. - Do I know you?
- No, I'm not from around here.Copy !req
1779. I was just visiting my mom.Copy !req
1780. Maybe I know her.Copy !req
1781. What's her name?Copy !req
1782. She's the best...Copy !req
1783. and kindest person
in the world.Copy !req
1784. You okay?Copy !req
1785. Yeah, I'm just...Copy !req
1786. I'm really gonna miss her.Copy !req
1787. I know I'm just...Copy !req
1788. a random lady in a store.Copy !req
1789. But do you want a hug?Copy !req
1790. Mm-hmm. Sure.Copy !req
1791. I'm sorry.
- Oh, don't say that.Copy !req
1792. Your mom must be grateful
you came to visit her.Copy !req
1793. She's very lucky to have you.Copy !req
1794. I'm very lucky to have her.Copy !req
1795. Ah! You have to tell her that.Copy !req
1796. Moms like to hear
these kind of things.Copy !req
1797. Believe me.Copy !req
1798. Love you, Mom.Copy !req
1799. I love you more.Copy !req
1800. I loved you first.Copy !req
1801. Bye.Copy !req
1802. I'm back.Copy !req
1803. Shit!Copy !req
1804. Court!Copy !req
1805. original trial
was initially...Copy !req
1806. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1807. As I was saying...Copy !req
1808. the same
security camera footage,Copy !req
1809. Exhibit F
in the original trial,Copy !req
1810. was initially
considered useless,Copy !req
1811. but has nowCopy !req
1812. been enhanced,Copy !req
1813. using the latest techCopy !req
1814. from Wayne Enterprises.Copy !req
1815. It confirmsCopy !req
1816. the alibiCopy !req
1817. Mr. Allen has argued,Copy !req
1818. and his son, Barry,Copy !req
1819. has corroborated,
since day one.Copy !req
1820. Here.Copy !req
1821. Right here, you can clearly see
my client, Mr. Allen,Copy !req
1822. reaching for a can of tomatoesCopy !req
1823. on the top shelf.Copy !req
1824. Mr. Allen, Mr. Allen, can you
tell us a bit more about
what happened, please?Copy !req
1825. Well, um...Copy !req
1826. the tomatoes moved
from the bottom shelf
to the top shelf,Copy !req
1827. and subsequently,Copy !req
1828. uncooked the spaghetti.Copy !req
1829. Unquote.Copy !req
1830. I'm sorry, that makes
absolutely no sense. What are
you talking about, sir?Copy !req
1831. - Thank you. Thank you so much.
- The allegations, the trial...Copy !req
1832. We're good here. Thank you.Copy !req
1833. statement in the court.Copy !req
1834. Did I give a good quote?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1835. Spaghetti.Copy !req
1836. Hey, speaking of food,
I was thinking, um...Copy !req
1837. you should ask me to dinner.Copy !req
1838. D-Dinner with me?Copy !req
1839. Yes, a date, Barry.Copy !req
1840. Iris West,
do you wanna dinner-date me?Copy !req
1841. I'd love to.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1842. I'd love to also.Copy !req
1843. Call me.Copy !req
1844. - Bruce!
- Congratulations.Copy !req
1845. Thank you. You have no idea
how good it is
to hear your voice.Copy !req
1846. I... I have so much to tell you
the next time I see you, Bruce.
You were right.Copy !req
1847. Okay? And I didn't listen.Copy !req
1848. And things did get very,
very weird,Copy !req
1849. but I put everything back,
I promise.Copy !req
1850. I'm pulling up now.Copy !req
1851. Oh, great.Copy !req
1852. Get the shot.
- Sir, sir!Copy !req
1853. Back up, please.
- Shot!Copy !req
1854. Sir, I'd like to
ask you for a video
for the Daily Planet.Copy !req
1855. - Wayne! Wayne!
- Step aside.Copy !req
1856. Was it backed by
your own allegation?Copy !req
1857. Who the fuck is this?Copy !req
1858. He's not
answering any questions.Copy !req
1859. Hey, Barry.Copy !req
1860. No, wh-where's...Copy !req
1861. You're, you... No.Copy !req
1862. You can't...Copy !req
1863. You... You're not Batman.Copy !req
1864. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1865. Huh.Copy !req
1866. Well...Copy !req
1867. I've told you
it's my metabolism, right?Copy !req
1868. I can't get drunk.Copy !req
1869. I can't get drink either.Copy !req
1870. Listen. Listen, I'm,
'cause I'm trying to...
No, no, no.Copy !req
1871. 'Cause what I'm trying
to explain as simply
as I possibly can, I promise...Copy !req
1872. They were all Batman.
They were all Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
1873. But each of them was
a completely different person.Copy !req
1874. So, on the other line-time...
- Timeline.Copy !req
1875. I'm the same guy?Copy !req
1876. Yeah. Actually, pretty much.Copy !req
1877. You're lovable, furry...Copy !req
1878. loyal, motivated by bacon.Copy !req
1879. All right, listen.Copy !req
1880. Thank you for making it
more simpler for me,
Mr. Simple More.Copy !req
1881. Yeah, I'm doing my best.-Copy !req
1882. Look, you're missing
the larger premise here.Copy !req
1883. In my timeline, when I...Copy !req
1884. All right, come on.Copy !req
1885. Up, up, Broseidon.Copy !req
1886. All right, come on.Copy !req
1887. I thought you were gonna
sleep on the couch.Copy !req
1888. Arthur, I live right here.Copy !req
1889. Harry?Copy !req
1890. I live right here. It's okay.Copy !req
1891. Okay.Copy !req
1892. Oh, hey.Copy !req
1893. More beer.Copy !req
1894. Go fast. Oh, here! Here.Copy !req
1895. Here. Pay with this.Copy !req
1896. Arthur,
this is Atlantean treasure.Copy !req
1897. You... You tell them that.Copy !req
1898. You're a sailor.Copy !req
1899. He's fine.Copy !req