1. Come, come!Copy !req
2. Please!Copy !req
3. Aziz. Aziz.Copy !req
4. Aziz, light!Copy !req
5. Aziz, light.Copy !req
6. Good.Copy !req
7. We start again.Copy !req
8. "When the three planets are in eclipse,
the black hole, like a door, is open.Copy !req
9. Evil comes...Copy !req
10. spreading terror and chaos."Copy !req
11. See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.Copy !req
12. - Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.Copy !req
13. I got all the snakes.Copy !req
14. When is the snake act
supposed to occur?Copy !req
15. Well, if this is the five...Copy !req
16. and this is the one...Copy !req
17. Every 5000 years.Copy !req
18. So I've got some time, then.Copy !req
19. You bring them water.Copy !req
20. Good boy. I will take it to them.Copy !req
21. Go with God. Be safe from evil.Copy !req
22. You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people...Copy !req
23. gathering together the four elements
of life: water, fire, earth, air...Copy !req
24. around a fifth one.Copy !req
25. A fifth...Copy !req
26. element.Copy !req
27. Forgive me, lord.Copy !req
28. They already know too much.Copy !req
29. Father.Copy !req
30. How are you today?Copy !req
31. - Well. You have some glasses?
- Of course.Copy !req
32. Father, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.Copy !req
33. It's the greatest find in history.Copy !req
34. You must be parched.Copy !req
35. Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.Copy !req
36. It's like a battle plan.Copy !req
37. Here, the good. Here, the evil.Copy !req
38. And here, a weapon against evil.Copy !req
39. I'm going to be famous.Copy !req
40. Then let us toast to your fame.Copy !req
41. To fame.Copy !req
42. Salute.Copy !req
43. You can't drink a toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.Copy !req
44. This I don't understand.Copy !req
45. This could be something...Copy !req
46. prehistoric.Copy !req
47. I don't know.Copy !req
48. But wait.Copy !req
49. Here.Copy !req
50. Look, look.Copy !req
51. They're here.Copy !req
52. This man...Copy !req
53. this perfect being.Copy !req
54. I know this is the key. I know it.Copy !req
55. This divine light they talk about.Copy !req
56. What is divine light?Copy !req
57. Aziz, light!Copy !req
58. Much better. Thank you.Copy !req
59. My lord.Copy !req
60. Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I have ever seen.Copy !req
61. Don't you think...?Copy !req
62. Are you German?Copy !req
63. Lord, I know he was about
to discover everything.Copy !req
64. But there is no worry.
I was there in time.Copy !req
65. Priest, you and those before you...Copy !req
66. have served us well.Copy !req
67. But war is coming.Copy !req
68. Stones not safe on Earth anymore.Copy !req
69. This...Copy !req
70. is really amazing.Copy !req
71. The fifth element.Copy !req
72. Take the stones.Copy !req
73. My lord...Copy !req
74. if you take the weapon,
we'll be defenceless when evil returns.Copy !req
75. In 300 years, when evil returns...Copy !req
76. so shall we.Copy !req
77. Oh, professor.Copy !req
78. Professor.Copy !req
79. Don't move!Copy !req
80. I have a gun!Copy !req
81. Please, understand.
They're our friends.Copy !req
82. Friends?Copy !req
83. Father, they've killed the professor!
They're monsters!Copy !req
84. I'll explain everything.Copy !req
85. - You're with them?
- Look at me.Copy !req
86. I am your friend.Copy !req
87. - No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!Copy !req
88. Please, put the gun down.Copy !req
89. Billy, no!Copy !req
90. Hurry! The wall is closing!Copy !req
91. Here is your mission:Copy !req
92. Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.Copy !req
93. I will do as you command, but please,
hurry, you still have time.Copy !req
94. Time not important.Copy !req
95. Only life important.Copy !req
96. I will fulfill my mission!Copy !req
97. You can count on me!Copy !req
98. I will pass the knowledge
until your return.Copy !req
99. - Anything yet?
- No, sir.Copy !req
100. - Not even a temperature?
- The analyzers have jammed.Copy !req
101. One shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5000.Copy !req
102. Let's see it.Copy !req
103. It's taking shape.Copy !req
104. Send out a probe.Copy !req
105. Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the Federated Territories.Copy !req
106. On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.Copy !req
107. I saved this seat for you, Father.Copy !req
108. President on the line.Copy !req
109. We're in position.Copy !req
110. I have to address the Supreme Council.
Just the facts.Copy !req
111. There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis yet.Copy !req
112. All the calibres are overshot.Copy !req
113. We're initiating
thermonucleatic imaging.Copy !req
114. What you're saying is,
you don't know what this is.Copy !req
115. All we know is,
it just keeps getting bigger.Copy !req
116. Recommendation?Copy !req
117. My philosophy is shoot first
and ask questions later.Copy !req
118. I don't like uninvited guests.Copy !req
119. - All right, then, Staedert—
- Mr. President?Copy !req
120. Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astrophenomenon.Copy !req
121. I have a different theory
to offer you, sir.Copy !req
122. You have 20 seconds.Copy !req
123. Imagine that this...Copy !req
124. thing is not anything
that can be identified...Copy !req
125. because it prefers not to be.Copy !req
126. Wherever there is life,
it brings death...Copy !req
127. - ... because it is evil. Absolute evil.
- One more reason to shoot first.Copy !req
128. Evil begets evil, Mr. President.Copy !req
129. Shooting will only make it stronger.Copy !req
130. Probe will obtain objective
in five seconds.Copy !req
131. Growth rate is at 27 percent.Copy !req
132. Your theory is interesting,
but we don't have time.Copy !req
133. Time is of no importance.
Only life is important.Copy !req
134. You're right.
That's exactly what we'll do.Copy !req
135. We'll protect the life of 200 billion
of my fellow citizens.Copy !req
136. You may fire when ready.Copy !req
137. Up-front loading of a 120-ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.Copy !req
138. Its structure solidified on the surface.Copy !req
139. I think it's anticipating the attack.
That denotes intelligence.Copy !req
140. The most terrible intelligence
imaginable, Mr. President.Copy !req
141. 120's loaded.Copy !req
142. The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded.Copy !req
143. - Staedert.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
144. - I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.Copy !req
145. What happened?
Can you hear me?Copy !req
146. Staedert, what happened?Copy !req
147. - Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to, sir.Copy !req
148. The planet has increased
in diameter by 200 percent.Copy !req
149. It's moving towards the ship.Copy !req
150. What do we have
that's bigger than 240?Copy !req
151. Nothing, sir.Copy !req
152. Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.Copy !req
153. I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
154. Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?Copy !req
155. Do you understand? Listen.Copy !req
156. This is the president.
That's an order.Copy !req
157. Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?Copy !req
158. Get out of there!Copy !req
159. Good God!Copy !req
160. Four a day.Copy !req
161. I'm trying.Copy !req
162. To quit is my goal.Copy !req
163. I'm up.Copy !req
164. All right, I'm up.Copy !req
165. God.Copy !req
166. Hey, dog brain, Finger here.Copy !req
167. - Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too.Copy !req
168. You haven't called me that
since basic training.Copy !req
169. - I was talking to the cat.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot...Copy !req
170. you prefer your cat to the real thing.Copy !req
171. At least the cat comes back.Copy !req
172. Still pining for that two-timing slut?
There's millions out there.Copy !req
173. I don't want a million women.
I just want one.Copy !req
174. The perfect one.Copy !req
175. - It don't exist, major.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
176. - What?
- I just found a picture of you.Copy !req
177. - How do I look?
- Like shit.Copy !req
178. Must be an old picture.Copy !req
179. Bring me your hack
for a six-month overhaul.Copy !req
180. - Negative.
- ASAP.Copy !req
181. I don't need one.Copy !req
182. Who sat next to you for 1000 missions?
I know how you drive.Copy !req
183. Finger, I drive a cab now,
not a space fighter.Copy !req
184. Okay, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?Copy !req
185. Major, how many points?Copy !req
186. At least 50.Copy !req
187. Know what?
You gotta learn to lie better.Copy !req
188. See you tonight.Copy !req
189. Welcome to paradise.Copy !req
190. Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
191. It's Ruby Rhod,
and I'll tell you live at 5...Copy !req
192. the winner of the super-green
Gemini Croquette Contest!Copy !req
193. The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
194. So tune in to Radio Cosmos.Copy !req
195. Don't watch all day.
It'll rot your brain.Copy !req
196. For a perfect world.Copy !req
197. - Give me the cash.
- Been here long?Copy !req
198. Long enough.
Come on, give me the cash.Copy !req
199. Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.Copy !req
200. Neurocharged assault model.Copy !req
201. Good thing for me it's not loaded.Copy !req
202. - What do you mean, it's not loaded?
- You have to...Copy !req
203. push that little yellow button
to load it.Copy !req
204. Take your time.Copy !req
205. Want me to—?Copy !req
206. There you go.Copy !req
207. Give me the cash!Copy !req
208. That's a very dangerous gun.Copy !req
209. Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you.Copy !req
210. You don't mind, do you? You sure?Copy !req
211. No. Take it. I don't need it.Copy !req
212. That's a very nice hat.Copy !req
213. You like it?Copy !req
214. God!Copy !req
215. Please enter your license.Copy !req
216. Yes, just a minute.Copy !req
217. Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas.Copy !req
218. Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.Copy !req
219. - I had a horrible nightmare.
- Propulsion 2-X-4.Copy !req
220. You have five points left
on your license.Copy !req
221. Yeah, thank you for reminding me.Copy !req
222. Have a nice day.Copy !req
223. Why not?Copy !req
224. You have 48 hours.Copy !req
225. That's the time it needs to adapt
to our living conditions.Copy !req
226. - And then?
- Then it will be too late.Copy !req
227. The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...Copy !req
228. but to exterminate life.
All forms of life.Copy !req
229. So you're telling me there's nothing
that can stop this.Copy !req
230. There is only one thing.Copy !req
231. The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the weapon to defeat evil.Copy !req
232. Four elements...Copy !req
233. gathered around a fifth...Copy !req
234. supreme being, the ultimate warrior,
created to protect life.Copy !req
235. Together they produce
the Light of Creation.Copy !req
236. Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.Copy !req
237. But if evil stands there...Copy !req
238. Then what?Copy !req
239. Then light turns to dark.
Life to death...Copy !req
240. forever.Copy !req
241. A Mondoshawan spaceship requests
permission to enter our territory.Copy !req
242. Give it permission to enter
with our warmest regards.Copy !req
243. Thank you.Copy !req
244. Permission to enter granted.Copy !req
245. Showtime.Copy !req
246. We are lost.Copy !req
247. Aknot, we are connected to Earth.Copy !req
248. Mr. Zorg's office.Copy !req
249. It's Aknot.Copy !req
250. I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.Copy !req
251. The mission is accomplished.Copy !req
252. You'll have what you asked for
in a few hours.Copy !req
253. Good. I'll meet you at my factory.Copy !req
254. The attack was by
two unregistered warships.Copy !req
255. Close all borders and
declare a state of general alert.Copy !req
256. Try to contact the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation.Copy !req
257. Three hundred years
of waiting, for nothing.Copy !req
258. Go get some rest.Copy !req
259. No.Copy !req
260. The Mondoshawan...Copy !req
261. I am their contact on Earth.
They will come for me.Copy !req
262. This is government business.
I'll keep you informed.Copy !req
263. The rescue team has reported
from the crash site.Copy !req
264. Any survivors?Copy !req
265. Only one.Copy !req
266. You call that a survivor?Copy !req
267. A few cells still alive.
More than I need.Copy !req
268. - Have you identified it?
- The computer went off the charts.Copy !req
269. Normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups...Copy !req
270. which is enough
for any species to perpetuate.Copy !req
271. This has 200,000 memo groups.Copy !req
272. - Sounds like a freak of nature.
- Yeah, can't wait to meet him.Copy !req
273. You okay? Over here.Copy !req
274. Excuse me.Copy !req
275. General, I want to show you something.Copy !req
276. This is a normal human DNA chain.Copy !req
277. You, me, anybody, right?Copy !req
278. Watch this.Copy !req
279. The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are like ours.Copy !req
280. There's simply more of them,
with infinite genetic knowledge.Copy !req
281. Almost like this being was engineered.Copy !req
282. Is there any danger?Copy !req
283. We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.Copy !req
284. The cell is, for lack of a better word...Copy !req
285. perfect.Copy !req
286. Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
287. Mr. Perfect better be polite.Copy !req
288. Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.Copy !req
289. Activate it.Copy !req
290. Tissue processing.Copy !req
291. Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.Copy !req
292. This is the last phase.Copy !req
293. The cells are bombarded by atoms
which forces the body to react.Copy !req
294. That means growing skin.Copy !req
295. Wonderful.Copy !req
296. Reconstruction complete.Copy !req
297. Remove the shield.Copy !req
298. I told you. Perfect.Copy !req
299. Thermal bandages.Copy !req
300. I'd like to take a few pictures...Copy !req
301. for the archives.Copy !req
302. - What's she saying?
- Activate the phonic detector.Copy !req
303. Is that thing solid?Copy !req
304. - Unbreakable.
- Good.Copy !req
305. If you want out...Copy !req
306. you'll have to develop
those communication skills.Copy !req
307. General alert.Copy !req
308. Perfect.Copy !req
309. Ladder on 18.Copy !req
310. Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.Copy !req
311. This way.Copy !req
312. Lady, stay calm.Copy !req
313. This is the police.Copy !req
314. There's nowhere else to go.Copy !req
315. Slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.Copy !req
316. Do you understand me?Copy !req
317. She doesn't.Copy !req
318. I think we need a flying unit.Copy !req
319. This is the police.Copy !req
320. This is the police.Copy !req
321. We are processing
your identification.Copy !req
322. Put your arms up
and follow our instructions.Copy !req
323. She has no file.Copy !req
324. She dove off.Copy !req
325. You just had an accident.Copy !req
326. Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!Copy !req
327. You have one point left
on your license.Copy !req
328. Look out!Copy !req
329. Left!Copy !req
330. I can't believe it. Shit.Copy !req
331. Any survivors?Copy !req
332. Hi.Copy !req
333. Are you okay?Copy !req
334. Boom.Copy !req
335. Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom."Copy !req
336. Bada boom.Copy !req
337. Big. Big bada boom.Copy !req
338. Big...Copy !req
339. bada big boom.Copy !req
340. Big boom.Copy !req
341. - Yeah, big bada boom.
- Bada boom.Copy !req
342. Big boom. Big bada boom.Copy !req
343. You're lucky you're not dead.Copy !req
344. This is a police control.Copy !req
345. Please keep your hands
on the wheel.Copy !req
346. You have an unauthorized
passenger in your vehicle.Copy !req
347. We are going to arrest her.Copy !req
348. Thank you for your cooperation.Copy !req
349. Sorry, honey.Copy !req
350. Looks like this is your ride.Copy !req
351. Open the door.Copy !req
352. Do what they say.Copy !req
353. Sorry.Copy !req
354. "Please...Copy !req
355. help."Copy !req
356. I only got one point left on my license.Copy !req
357. I need that to get back to the garage
and get a six-month overhaul.Copy !req
358. You understand?Copy !req
359. Can you please
open the passenger door?Copy !req
360. Please...Copy !req
361. help.Copy !req
362. I can't.Copy !req
363. I repeat...Copy !req
364. please open the passenger door.Copy !req
365. Yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
366. Why not?Copy !req
367. Thank you for your cooperation.Copy !req
368. Help.Copy !req
369. Finger's gonna kill me.Copy !req
370. Emergency! Emergency!Copy !req
371. One point has been removed.Copy !req
372. Yes, I know!Copy !req
373. This is so stupid.Copy !req
374. Assist in pursuit of yellow cab.Copy !req
375. Unit 47, we're on the way...Copy !req
376. as soon as we finish lunch.Copy !req
377. Two golden menus.Copy !req
378. I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.Copy !req
379. Thank you so much.Copy !req
380. And I'm definitely too thirsty.Copy !req
381. Look out!Copy !req
382. We got lucky.Copy !req
383. If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.Copy !req
384. Maybe it's two miles.Copy !req
385. Hang on.Copy !req
386. Look, lady, I only speak English
and bad English!Copy !req
387. Run an ID.Copy !req
388. I'm all for conversation, but maybe
you can just shut up for a minute!Copy !req
389. - He's got a scan blocker.
- Means he's a car thief. Blast him.Copy !req
390. I don't know what you did...Copy !req
391. but they are really pissed off!
Hold on!Copy !req
392. We're safe for a while.Copy !req
393. You want to play soft?
I'll play soft.Copy !req
394. You want to play hard?
Let's play hard.Copy !req
395. If I get to the fog, we'll be all right.Copy !req
396. If we make the fog.Copy !req
397. How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?Copy !req
398. We're just going to wait here until
things quiet down, if you don't mind.Copy !req
399. Shit.Copy !req
400. You okay?Copy !req
401. Priest.Copy !req
402. You don't need a priest,
just a doctor.Copy !req
403. - Vito Cornelius.
- What?Copy !req
404. Priest.Copy !req
405. Yes?Copy !req
406. I'm looking for a priest.Copy !req
407. The weddings are one floor down.
Congratulations.Copy !req
408. She's not my bride. She's my fare.Copy !req
409. She's looking for Vito Cornelius.Copy !req
410. The phone book said he lived here.Copy !req
411. Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.Copy !req
412. Nobody does.
No file, no ID, nothing.Copy !req
413. She's got a tattoo on this arm.Copy !req
414. Tattoo?Copy !req
415. Fifth...Copy !req
416. element.Copy !req
417. Finger's gonna kill me.Copy !req
418. - Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?Copy !req
419. I brought the girl, remember?
The redhead.Copy !req
420. She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.Copy !req
421. It's not bizarre.
It's the divine language.Copy !req
422. The ancient language...Copy !req
423. spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.Copy !req
424. - He's a she.
- You noticed that.Copy !req
425. Yes.Copy !req
426. - It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.Copy !req
427. Not a moment to lose. Wake her up.Copy !req
428. But gently, because this woman is
mankind's most precious possession.Copy !req
429. She is perfect.Copy !req
430. Perfect.Copy !req
431. More dignified.Copy !req
432. Hey, lady...Copy !req
433. wake up.Copy !req
434. You're right, I shouldn't have done that.
I was wrong to kiss you.Copy !req
435. He said to wake you gently.Copy !req
436. You're right.Copy !req
437. Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.Copy !req
438. Remember?Copy !req
439. "Bada boom"?Copy !req
440. "Big bada boom"?Copy !req
441. Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Look.Copy !req
442. I drive a cab. This is me.Copy !req
443. Korben Dallas.Copy !req
444. Korben. You understand?Copy !req
445. Here. Take it, go ahead.Copy !req
446. You can call me
when you learn English.Copy !req
447. Just kidding.Copy !req
448. What is your name?Copy !req
449. You.Copy !req
450. Korben.Copy !req
451. Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai
Ekbat De Sebat.Copy !req
452. Good.Copy !req
453. That whole thing's your name?Copy !req
454. Do you have...Copy !req
455. a shorter name?Copy !req
456. Short.Copy !req
457. Korben Dallas.Copy !req
458. Leeloo.Copy !req
459. Leeloo.Copy !req
460. Korben, Leeloo.Copy !req
461. Leeloo, Korben.Copy !req
462. - You're sure she's a supreme being?
- Absolutely sure.Copy !req
463. Old friends.Copy !req
464. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
465. - Ask her for my gun back.
- What's your name?Copy !req
466. Korben Dallas.Copy !req
467. Thank you for your help.Copy !req
468. You've been kind,
but now the girl needs to rest.Copy !req
469. She's been on a long trip.Copy !req
470. I know. I was there when she landed.Copy !req
471. Wait, wait, Father.Copy !req
472. She said something
I didn't understand.Copy !req
473. - What does "ekto gamat" mean?
- "Never without my permission."Copy !req
474. That's what I thought.Copy !req
475. I shouldn't have kissed her.Copy !req
476. Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I forgot your food.Copy !req
477. How about some nice Thai food?Copy !req
478. Yeah, yeah, hold on.Copy !req
479. Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.Copy !req
480. - Finger.
- Where is the cab?Copy !req
481. - Car's running fine. Purrs like a kitten.
- Fine. What "fine"?Copy !req
482. I know you.
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.Copy !req
483. You can tell your old buddy Finger
what happened.Copy !req
484. What? You save the planet?Copy !req
485. You dinged the fender again.
That's it, right?Copy !req
486. I was on my way to see you,
and a fare fell in my lap.Copy !req
487. One of these big fares
you can't resist.Copy !req
488. How big?Copy !req
489. Five-nine...Copy !req
490. blue eyes...Copy !req
491. long legs, great skin.Copy !req
492. You know. Perfect.Copy !req
493. I see.Copy !req
494. And this perfect fare, she got a name?Copy !req
495. Yeah. Leeloo.Copy !req
496. What's she doing?Copy !req
497. Learning our history,
the last 5000 years that she missed.Copy !req
498. She's been asleep for a while.Copy !req
499. I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.Copy !req
500. You're right.Copy !req
501. Chicken.Copy !req
502. Good.Copy !req
503. Chicken.Copy !req
504. I'm really sorry to interrupt you...Copy !req
505. but the case...Copy !req
506. with the stones...Copy !req
507. where is it?Copy !req
508. Stolen?Copy !req
509. Who in God's name
would do such a thing?Copy !req
510. Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.Copy !req
511. Is it possible to fire 500,000?Copy !req
512. I thought from a smaller company,
like one of the cab companies.Copy !req
513. Fire one million.Copy !req
514. But 500,000...Copy !req
515. One million. Fine, sir.Copy !req
516. Sorry to have disturbed you.Copy !req
517. It's for the Supreme...Copy !req
518. Sorry.Copy !req
519. I didn't know your size,
and I found you this makeup box.Copy !req
520. You just put it like that.Copy !req
521. Yes, there was a man with a limp...Copy !req
522. came here a month ago
asking about the stones.Copy !req
523. Said he was an art dealer.Copy !req
524. What was his name?Copy !req
525. I'm so bad with names.Copy !req
526. - They really make her—
- Perfect, I know.Copy !req
527. What did she say?Copy !req
528. She says she knows
exactly where they are.Copy !req
529. My dear Aknot, how about
those two planes you borrowed?Copy !req
530. Aknot, is that you?
What an ugly face.Copy !req
531. It doesn't suit you.Copy !req
532. Take it off.Copy !req
533. That's better.Copy !req
534. Never be ashamed of who you are.Copy !req
535. You're warriors. Be proud.Copy !req
536. So what if the federal government
scattered you to the wind.Copy !req
537. What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.Copy !req
538. Your time for revenge is at hand.Copy !req
539. The ZF-1.Copy !req
540. It's light. The handle's adjustable
for easy carrying.Copy !req
541. Breaks down into four parts,
undetectable by x-ray. Discreet.Copy !req
542. A word on firepower:Copy !req
543. Titanium recharger, 3000-round clip
with bursts of 3 to 300.Copy !req
544. With the replay button,
a Zorg invention, it's even easier.Copy !req
545. One shot...Copy !req
546. and replay sends every
following shot to the same location.Copy !req
547. And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.Copy !req
548. Rocket launcher.Copy !req
549. Arrow launcher with exploding
or poisonous gas heads.Copy !req
550. Very practical.
Our famous net launcher.Copy !req
551. The always-efficient flamethrower.Copy !req
552. My favorite.Copy !req
553. And for the grand finale,
the all-new ice-cube system.Copy !req
554. Four full crates
delivered right on time.Copy !req
555. And what about you, my dear Aknot?
Did you bring me what I asked you for?Copy !req
556. Yes.Copy !req
557. Magnificent.Copy !req
558. This—Copy !req
559. This case is empty.Copy !req
560. - What do you mean, empty?
- Empty...Copy !req
561. the opposite of full.Copy !req
562. This case is supposed to be full!Copy !req
563. Anyone care to explain?Copy !req
564. The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.Copy !req
565. Who took another route.Copy !req
566. She's supposed
to contact this person...Copy !req
567. in a hotel.Copy !req
568. And she's looking
for the address. Easy.Copy !req
569. Dot.Copy !req
570. It's Planet Fhloston,
in the Angel Constellation.Copy !req
571. - We're saved.
- I'm screwed.Copy !req
572. You asked for a case.
We brought you a case.Copy !req
573. A case with four stones in it!Copy !req
574. Not one or two or three,
but four!Copy !req
575. Four stones!Copy !req
576. But what the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?Copy !req
577. We are warriors, not merchants.Copy !req
578. But you can still count!
It's easy. Look at my fingers.Copy !req
579. Four stones, four crates.Copy !req
580. Zero stones, zero crates!Copy !req
581. Pack everything up!
We're out of here!Copy !req
582. We risked our lives.Copy !req
583. I believe a little compensation
is in order.Copy !req
584. So you are merchants after all.Copy !req
585. Leave him one crate for the cause.Copy !req
586. I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety...Copy !req
587. and worse, they fight
for hopeless causes, honor.Copy !req
588. Honor's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.Copy !req
589. I'll tell you what I do like:
a killer.Copy !req
590. A dyed-in-the-wool killer,
cold-blooded, clean and methodical.Copy !req
591. A real killer picking up the ZF-1...Copy !req
592. would've asked about the red button
on the bottom of the gun.Copy !req
593. Bring me the priest.Copy !req
594. I got everything we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise...Copy !req
595. and a blueprint of the hotel.Copy !req
596. Good work, my son.
Now to find a way there.Copy !req
597. It won't be easy.
There's a charity ball tomorrow.Copy !req
598. Flights are full,
and the hotel will be guarded.Copy !req
599. But there must be a way.Copy !req
600. I'll get it.Copy !req
601. Weddings?Copy !req
602. Not really.Copy !req
603. - Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Mister who?Copy !req
604. Mr. Zorg.Copy !req
605. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel...Copy !req
606. Zorg.Copy !req
607. It's nice to see you again, Father.Copy !req
608. I remember you now.Copy !req
609. The so-called art dealer.Copy !req
610. I'm glad you got your memory back,
because you're gonna need it.Copy !req
611. Where are the stones?Copy !req
612. I don't know. Even if I did,
I wouldn't tell someone like you.Copy !req
613. Why?Copy !req
614. - What's wrong with me?
- I try to serve life.Copy !req
615. But you only...Copy !req
616. seem to want to destroy it.Copy !req
617. Father...Copy !req
618. you're so wrong. Let me explain.Copy !req
619. Life, which you so nobly serve...Copy !req
620. comes from destruction, disorder
and chaos.Copy !req
621. Now, take this empty glass.Copy !req
622. Peaceful, serene, boring.Copy !req
623. But if it is...Copy !req
624. destroyed...Copy !req
625. Look at all these little things.
So busy now.Copy !req
626. Notice how each one is useful.Copy !req
627. What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and color.Copy !req
628. Now, think of all those people
that created them.Copy !req
629. Technicians, engineers. People who
can feed their children tonight...Copy !req
630. so those children can grow up
and have children of their own...Copy !req
631. and so on and so forth.Copy !req
632. Thus adding to the great chain...Copy !req
633. of life.Copy !req
634. Water. Fruit.Copy !req
635. You see, Father, by creating
a little destruction...Copy !req
636. A cherry.Copy !req
637. I'm, in fact, encouraging life.Copy !req
638. In reality, you and I
are in the same business.Copy !req
639. Cheers.Copy !req
640. Where's the robot
to pat you on the back?Copy !req
641. Or the engineer?Copy !req
642. Or their children, maybe?Copy !req
643. There, you see how all your
so-called power counts for nothing?Copy !req
644. How your entire empire
of destruction comes crashing down...Copy !req
645. all because of one little cherry.Copy !req
646. You saved my life...Copy !req
647. and in return, I'll spare yours...Copy !req
648. for now.Copy !req
649. You're a monster, Zorg.Copy !req
650. I know.Copy !req
651. Torture who you have to,
the president, I don't care.Copy !req
652. Just bring me those stones.Copy !req
653. You have one hour.Copy !req
654. It's gobbling up
all the satellites in the galaxy.Copy !req
655. Why in the hell
is it eating up all the satellites?Copy !req
656. We're working on it, Mr. President.Copy !req
657. The Mondoshawan deplore the incident
but accept our apologies.Copy !req
658. And the stones? Did you find them?Copy !req
659. - They weren't on board.
- What?Copy !req
660. The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.Copy !req
661. They gave them
to someone they do trust.Copy !req
662. Her name is Plavalaguna.
She's a diva.Copy !req
663. She's singing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
664. She has the stones with her.Copy !req
665. The Mondoshawans will help.Copy !req
666. All we have to do is send someone
to get the stones.Copy !req
667. Excellent.Copy !req
668. I want this operation to be
discreet as possible.Copy !req
669. No troops. No big operation.Copy !req
670. I want your best man
to go undercover.Copy !req
671. I have the perfect one.Copy !req
672. You got a message.Copy !req
673. Not gonna open it?
Could be important.Copy !req
674. Like the last two were important.Copy !req
675. First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.Copy !req
676. The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.Copy !req
677. That is bad luck.Copy !req
678. But grandfather say:Copy !req
679. "It never rain every day."
This is good news, guaranteed.Copy !req
680. I bet you lunch.Copy !req
681. Okay.Copy !req
682. Come on.Copy !req
683. "You are fired."Copy !req
684. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
685. At least I won lunch.Copy !req
686. Good philosophy.
See good in bad. I like.Copy !req
687. - Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.Copy !req
688. You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?Copy !req
689. - Hi, Mom.
- Seventeen messages.Copy !req
690. Don't say your machine is
broken again. They last 1000 years.Copy !req
691. Mr. Kim, you should go.
This'll take a minute.Copy !req
692. You don't feed your cat a croquette,
who you love more than me.Copy !req
693. - She didn't breast-feed you. I did.
- Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.Copy !req
694. Good fortune for you.Copy !req
695. You don't have a girl.
I'll never be a grandmother.Copy !req
696. - It bring you good luck!
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
697. My body's failing me.
You have to take me on this trip.Copy !req
698. - What are you talking about?
- You wanna make your mother beg?Copy !req
699. No, all I want is an explanation.
I just got in.Copy !req
700. I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.Copy !req
701. Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.Copy !req
702. Now, settle down
and explain this to me.Copy !req
703. So you don't know you won a trip
to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?Copy !req
704. And I suppose you're gonna leave me
on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.Copy !req
705. If I'd won a trip, I'd know.
I would've been notified.Copy !req
706. They've been blaring your name out
on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.Copy !req
707. I'll call you back.Copy !req
708. General, how nice to see you
in the 5000 block.Copy !req
709. Nice apartment, major.Copy !req
710. You've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.Copy !req
711. You heard that?Copy !req
712. Don't worry. I'll get another job.Copy !req
713. Don't bother. We have one for you.Copy !req
714. "Major Dallas, you've been
selected for a mission."Copy !req
715. - What mission?
- To save the world.Copy !req
716. "You leave for Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
717. Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back."Copy !req
718. - Any questions?
- Yeah, just one. Why me?Copy !req
719. - I retired six months ago, remember?
- Three reasons.Copy !req
720. One, as a member of the Elite
Special Forces Unit of the army...Copy !req
721. you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.Copy !req
722. Two, you're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.Copy !req
723. - The third?
- Of all the members of your unit...Copy !req
724. you're the only one left alive.Copy !req
725. - Check your messages?
- I've had enough good news.Copy !req
726. Might be important.Copy !req
727. You're a winner!Copy !req
728. You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.Copy !req
729. Here are your tickets.Copy !req
730. You rigged the contest?Copy !req
731. Congratulations.Copy !req
732. You couldn't be more discreet?Copy !req
733. Old tricks are the best tricks.Copy !req
734. Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.Copy !req
735. I am not going.Copy !req
736. Why not?Copy !req
737. Excuse me, general.Copy !req
738. Who is it? Who is it?Copy !req
739. - My wife.
- You remarried?Copy !req
740. Yes. No. I just met this girl,
but I'm gonna marry her.Copy !req
741. I love her,
but she hates the military.Copy !req
742. She knows the military
ruined my last marriage.Copy !req
743. She can't have anything to do with it.
If she sees you, she'll kill me.Copy !req
744. - Major—
- You gotta hide somewhere.Copy !req
745. - You've gotta help me.
- We'd love to, but where can we hide?Copy !req
746. - We don't have time for this.
- It's just for one minute.Copy !req
747. You have no idea
how much you're helping me.Copy !req
748. No idea— You have no idea.Copy !req
749. - I'm going to be happily married.
- Major! Major!Copy !req
750. - The three of us won't fit.
- Sure you will.Copy !req
751. Major!Copy !req
752. You're on my foot.Copy !req
753. Major! Major!Copy !req
754. I'm really sorry to resort to this,
Mr. Wallace—Copy !req
755. Dallas.Copy !req
756. We heard about your good luck
and need your tickets for Fhloston.Copy !req
757. Is this the way priests vacation?Copy !req
758. - Not vacation. We're on a mission.
- What kind?Copy !req
759. We have to save the world, my son.Copy !req
760. - You're gonna save the world?
- Yes!Copy !req
761. Down there. Down there.Copy !req
762. This is a police control.Copy !req
763. This is not an exercise.Copy !req
764. Come on, get in.
For one minute, all right?Copy !req
765. Just stay here for one minute.Copy !req
766. - This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.Copy !req
767. This is not an exercise.Copy !req
768. Can you please spread your legs...Copy !req
769. and place your hands
in the yellow circles.Copy !req
770. - What are you doing?
- Saving you so you can save the world.Copy !req
771. Yeah, but I—Copy !req
772. I think this is the door.
No name, no number.Copy !req
773. Let's see it.Copy !req
774. Are you classified as human?Copy !req
775. Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.Copy !req
776. I found him.Copy !req
777. Mr. Korben Dallas?Copy !req
778. Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?Copy !req
779. Smoke you!Copy !req
780. Wrong answer.Copy !req
781. The police control
is now terminated.Copy !req
782. Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.Copy !req
783. We got the guy.
Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.Copy !req
784. - Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.Copy !req
785. The guy's been arrested
for uranium smuggling.Copy !req
786. All I have to do now is go
to the airport, take his place...Copy !req
787. and I'll be in Fhloston in four hours.Copy !req
788. Don't come back without the stones.Copy !req
789. Korben Dallas. We got him.Copy !req
790. Perfect.Copy !req
791. Akanit, take command.Copy !req
792. Go to Fhloston and get the stones.Copy !req
793. If Zorg really wants them...Copy !req
794. he'll have to negotiate.Copy !req
795. Revenge is at hand.Copy !req
796. Oh, I am so sorry.
I forgot about the autowash.Copy !req
797. There's an autowash
in that shower.Copy !req
798. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
799. Autowash.Copy !req
800. Autowash, yes.
Autowash, in the shower.Copy !req
801. It's funny. I've met you twice today.Copy !req
802. Both times,
you've ended up in my arms.Copy !req
803. It's my lucky day.Copy !req
804. Lucky day.Copy !req
805. Did you hear something?Copy !req
806. Cornelius.Copy !req
807. Autowash.Copy !req
808. - I'm so sorry.
- I don't need your help.Copy !req
809. - Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
810. Autowash.Copy !req
811. Coffee's not really my specialty.Copy !req
812. But you must drink a lot
of coffee, being a priest.Copy !req
813. I know. I'm not proud of what I did.
I had no choice.Copy !req
814. I'll take the mission.Copy !req
815. - Did you get them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
816. Good.Copy !req
817. - "Leeloo Dallas."
- "Multi-pass."Copy !req
818. "Korben David Dallas." Perfect.Copy !req
819. I can't be your husband. I'm too old.Copy !req
820. Now, David is...Copy !req
821. in great shape. He'll protect you.Copy !req
822. Now, please, go to the diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.Copy !req
823. Now. Yes.Copy !req
824. Okay.Copy !req
825. Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry up.Copy !req
826. The tickets.Copy !req
827. - ID, please.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
828. - There.
- In here?Copy !req
829. Mr. Dallas?Copy !req
830. Yeah.Copy !req
831. Congratulations
on winning the contest.Copy !req
832. Oh, right. Okay.Copy !req
833. - Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?Copy !req
834. The garbage.Copy !req
835. Made it!Copy !req
836. I was so afraid I wouldn't make it...Copy !req
837. so I sent David
to pick up my boarding pass.Copy !req
838. Now David has to go.
Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
839. I am Korben Dallas.Copy !req
840. Please report infractions
immediately to the spaceport.Copy !req
841. And this is?Copy !req
842. Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.Copy !req
843. Multi-pass.Copy !req
844. She knows it's a multi-pass.Copy !req
845. My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met.Copy !req
846. Bump into each other,
sparks happen— She knows.Copy !req
847. Anyway, we're in love.Copy !req
848. I mean, I know
she's made to be strong.Copy !req
849. She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
850. - You want some more?
- Yeah.Copy !req
851. Make that two.Copy !req
852. - Where's Leeloo?
- On the plane with Mr. Dallas.Copy !req
853. - What?
- I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
854. But this is not possible.Copy !req
855. This is not possible.Copy !req
856. You want some more?Copy !req
857. This is all my fault.Copy !req
858. It is my mission.
I shouldn't have given it to you.Copy !req
859. I know.Copy !req
860. - The key to the temple.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
861. Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny.Copy !req
862. I don't want to go to Egypt.Copy !req
863. Dallas? Korben Dallas?Copy !req
864. That's me.Copy !req
865. Just a minute, please.Copy !req
866. It will take just one more minute.Copy !req
867. We'll be right back.Copy !req
868. Mr. Dallas, we really need you now.Copy !req
869. Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and he needs you for an interview.Copy !req
870. Miss?Copy !req
871. Multi-pass.Copy !req
872. Tell Aknot that plan A flopped.
Go to plan B.Copy !req
873. Aliens ahead. Spread out.Copy !req
874. Backup unit, zone 18.Copy !req
875. Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
It's an honor to be on his talk show.Copy !req
876. He's so green.Copy !req
877. I'm sure you're excited.Copy !req
878. I'm on vacation
and don't want to be bothered.Copy !req
879. I prefer to remain anonymous.Copy !req
880. Korben Dallas!Copy !req
881. Here he is! The winner of
the Gemini Croquette Contest.Copy !req
882. This boy is fueled like fire,
so start melting, ladies...Copy !req
883. because he is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
884. The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.Copy !req
885. Right on.Copy !req
886. And he's got something to say...Copy !req
887. to those 50 billion pairs
of ears out there.Copy !req
888. Pop it, D-man.Copy !req
889. Hi.Copy !req
890. Unbelievable.Copy !req
891. Quiver, ladies.
He's gonna set the world on fire.Copy !req
892. Right here from 5 to 7.Copy !req
893. You'll know everything
there is to know about the D-man.Copy !req
894. His dreams...Copy !req
895. his desires...Copy !req
896. his most intimate of intimates.Copy !req
897. And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is his middle name.Copy !req
898. So tell me, my man...Copy !req
899. you nervous in the service?Copy !req
900. Not really.Copy !req
901. Freeze those knees because Korben's
in the place and he's on the case.Copy !req
902. Yesterday's frog
will be tomorrow's prince...Copy !req
903. of Fhloston Paradise!Copy !req
904. The hotel of a thousand and one
follies and lollies.Copy !req
905. A magic fountain flowing
with non-stop wine, women and...Copy !req
906. hootchie-kootchie-koo...Copy !req
907. all night long.Copy !req
908. Start licking stamps, girls, because
he'll have you writing home to Mama.Copy !req
909. Here, from 5 to 7,
I'll be your voice, your tongue...Copy !req
910. on the trail of the sexiest man
of the year: D-man, your man...Copy !req
911. my man.Copy !req
912. End of transmission.Copy !req
913. Okay, Ruby.
See you tomorrow at 5.Copy !req
914. How was it?Copy !req
915. It was just absolutely green.Copy !req
916. Green like what?Copy !req
917. Crystal green.Copy !req
918. Any kind of green you want...Copy !req
919. tree green, emerald, pond green.Copy !req
920. Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
It was bad! It had nothing!Copy !req
921. No fire! No energy!
I have a show to run here.Copy !req
922. It must pop, pop, pop!Copy !req
923. So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...Copy !req
924. please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary.Copy !req
925. It must be green! Okay? Okay?Copy !req
926. Can I talk to you for a second?
Just talk to you?Copy !req
927. I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.Copy !req
928. Tomorrow, from 5 to 7,
you'll give yourself a hand.Copy !req
929. - Green?
- Super-green.Copy !req
930. Dallas? Korben Dallas?Copy !req
931. That's me.Copy !req
932. I only have one Korben Dallas
on my list, and he's checked in.Copy !req
933. That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.Copy !req
934. Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.Copy !req
935. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
936. I need to talk to someone!Copy !req
937. I don't believe this!Copy !req
938. This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.Copy !req
939. I'm sorry. I'm calm.Copy !req
940. There's been a mistake.Copy !req
941. To make your flight short...Copy !req
942. flight attendants are switching
on the sleep regulator...Copy !req
943. which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.Copy !req
944. Thank you.Copy !req
945. Hi.Copy !req
946. - You speak English now.
- Yes. I learn.Copy !req
947. Good.Copy !req
948. Leeloo, we are not on vacation.Copy !req
949. I'm on an important mission.
I work for some important people.Copy !req
950. If I hadn't come to get you,
you'd be in trouble.Copy !req
951. - Understand? Big trouble?
- Yes.Copy !req
952. But you, no trouble.Copy !req
953. Me, fifth element.Copy !req
954. Supreme being.Copy !req
955. Me protect you.Copy !req
956. Sleep.Copy !req
957. - Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait—Copy !req
958. Sleep regulator operative
in zone one.Copy !req
959. Thank you.
Zone two, are you operative?Copy !req
960. Zone two?Copy !req
961. Everything's ready, captain.Copy !req
962. - Mr. Rhod.
- What?Copy !req
963. Assume your individual position.Copy !req
964. But I want all positions!Copy !req
965. Mr. Rhod!Copy !req
966. - Parasites in landing gear.
- Ground, you copy?Copy !req
967. Got it. Front gear.Copy !req
968. Hey, man, give me some heat, man!Copy !req
969. We need some heat here, man!
Get some heat!Copy !req
970. Some heat over here, man!Copy !req
971. Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!Copy !req
972. Thank you!
Thank you very much!Copy !req
973. Come, come.
Give me this. Give me this.Copy !req
974. Take that.Copy !req
975. Mr. Rhod!Copy !req
976. You can call me Ruby.Copy !req
977. Fueled and ready to go.Copy !req
978. I'll buy you one.Copy !req
979. Have you taken off already?Copy !req
980. - I'm not on the plane.
- What?Copy !req
981. The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.Copy !req
982. Are you making fun of me?Copy !req
983. No, no, no! I swear! I swear!Copy !req
984. I never felt this way before
with a human.Copy !req
985. - Really?
- Yeah!Copy !req
986. I've tried everything, believe me.
There's no way to get on the plane.Copy !req
987. - Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for lift-off?Copy !req
988. Confirmed.Copy !req
989. Not there. No, please, not there.
Please, not there.Copy !req
990. - Power pressure?
- Primed.Copy !req
991. - Protection?
- Confirmed.Copy !req
992. Power increase.Copy !req
993. Ten seconds.Copy !req
994. I am...Copy !req
995. a little...Copy !req
996. - ... disappointed.
- Five...Copy !req
997. - If there is one thing I do not like...
- Three...Copy !req
998. - ... it is to be...
- ... two...Copy !req
999. - ... disappointed.
- ... one...Copy !req
1000. - Sorry, this will never happen again.
- I know.Copy !req
1001. lift-off.Copy !req
1002. - Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Checklist for light speed.Copy !req
1003. Sir, we're finally getting something.Copy !req
1004. It's sending radio wavelengths.Copy !req
1005. - What does it want with radio waves?
- Maybe it wants to make a call.Copy !req
1006. Zorg's office.Copy !req
1007. I told you I did not
want to be disturbed.Copy !req
1008. You don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow...Copy !req
1009. and it's Mr. Shadow on the line.Copy !req
1010. It's me again.Copy !req
1011. Zorg here.Copy !req
1012. - Am I disturbing you?
- No, no, I was just—Copy !req
1013. Where are you?Copy !req
1014. Not far now.Copy !req
1015. Good.Copy !req
1016. Good, good.Copy !req
1017. How are the stones?Copy !req
1018. Fine. Fine. Just fine.
I'll have the...Copy !req
1019. I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now...Copy !req
1020. but it wasn't easy.Copy !req
1021. My costs have tripled.Copy !req
1022. Money is of no importance.Copy !req
1023. I want the stones.Copy !req
1024. The stones...Copy !req
1025. will be here.Copy !req
1026. I'll see to it personally.Copy !req
1027. I will be among you...Copy !req
1028. soon.Copy !req
1029. - We lost it.
- We lost the signal.Copy !req
1030. Damn!Copy !req
1031. We've begun our descent
toward Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
1032. The local time is 3:20 p.m.Copy !req
1033. Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.Copy !req
1034. We hope you enjoyed your flight
and hope to see you again soon.Copy !req
1035. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.Copy !req
1036. Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.Copy !req
1037. Parasites in the main ventilation.Copy !req
1038. Again? I'll get it.Copy !req
1039. Have we arrived yet?Copy !req
1040. - Yeah.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
1041. We have 12 swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.Copy !req
1042. All the restaurants are between
level two and level 10.Copy !req
1043. The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p.m.Copy !req
1044. Then the airship goes higher
to offer you a better view.Copy !req
1045. - Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
1046. - Any tickets left for the opera?
- You have a seat reserved, front row...Copy !req
1047. next to Ruby Rhod!Copy !req
1048. He's so talented, don't you think?
I love him. He's so sexy.Copy !req
1049. He has your ticket,
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.Copy !req
1050. Where can I get something to wear?Copy !req
1051. - Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1052. You miserable bastard,
I never should've pushed you out.Copy !req
1053. I was in labor for days,
and this is how you repay me?Copy !req
1054. - I should've gotten a robot.
- Come on, Ma.Copy !req
1055. I should be there, not you.Copy !req
1056. I need a tan. I need a cocktail.Copy !req
1057. Get the case in.Copy !req
1058. Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.Copy !req
1059. Welcome to the— I'm security.Copy !req
1060. Welcome to the— Tall...Copy !req
1061. - Can I talk to you?
- Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
1062. - What's your name?
- Fog.Copy !req
1063. Ms. Plavalaguna is glad
that you're here.Copy !req
1064. She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert.Copy !req
1065. Stay here.Copy !req
1066. You're listening to Radio Cosmos
and it is now 5 p.m.Copy !req
1067. - Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1068. Helm 108!Copy !req
1069. Helm to 108.Copy !req
1070. Time to join Ruby Rhod
and Korben Dallas...Copy !req
1071. the lucky winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.Copy !req
1072. Coming at you live from Fhloston...Copy !req
1073. Paradise!Copy !req
1074. Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben
and the manager of this hotel...Copy !req
1075. and Miss Gemini Croquette
in person...Copy !req
1076. and 8000 other lucksters here...Copy !req
1077. to enjoy the privilege of the
unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!Copy !req
1078. Now we enter what must be...Copy !req
1079. the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe!Copy !req
1080. A perfect replica
of the old opera house...Copy !req
1081. but who cares?Copy !req
1082. To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.Copy !req
1083. To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.Copy !req
1084. He's not gonna get much
out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!Copy !req
1085. To who?Copy !req
1086. And here we have Roy Von Bacon,
king of laser ball.Copy !req
1087. The Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.Copy !req
1088. "I love to sing,"
she recently confessed to me.Copy !req
1089. By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.Copy !req
1090. I play the rest after the concert.
Now it's time...Copy !req
1091. for Korben
to say the word of the day.Copy !req
1092. Tell me, my man, you happy
here in the big world?Copy !req
1093. Thrilled.Copy !req
1094. And now champagne!Copy !req
1095. Commercial! Commercial!Copy !req
1096. Break for 30 seconds.Copy !req
1097. Showtime.Copy !req
1098. I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock.Copy !req
1099. Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security.Copy !req
1100. - Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.Copy !req
1101. - Yes?
- Champagne for the diva.Copy !req
1102. I'll take it.Copy !req
1103. I found it.Copy !req
1104. Get her!Copy !req
1105. It was an ambush.Copy !req
1106. If it's war they want,
it's war they'll get!Copy !req
1107. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
1108. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
1109. My compliments, little lady.Copy !req
1110. Thank you for doing all the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.Copy !req
1111. Hand over the stones.Copy !req
1112. Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!Copy !req
1113. Hands up!Copy !req
1114. Ruby! Ruby!Copy !req
1115. I know this music.Copy !req
1116. Let's change the beat.Copy !req
1117. Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we're being attacked.Copy !req
1118. I don't know who they are,
but they're everywhere.Copy !req
1119. I see one. They're warriors,
and they're ugly.Copy !req
1120. They got big teeth, big foreheads,
and they stink.Copy !req
1121. Mangalores.Copy !req
1122. The government sent me to help you.
Stay calm.Copy !req
1123. If somebody hears this,
come and get me. I'm in the first row.Copy !req
1124. - You must give her the stones.
- Who?Copy !req
1125. The fifth element.Copy !req
1126. The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.Copy !req
1127. - Leeloo?
- Yes.Copy !req
1128. But she's more fragile than she seems.Copy !req
1129. She needs your help...Copy !req
1130. and your love...Copy !req
1131. or she will die.Copy !req
1132. - Stay with me.
- Help!Copy !req
1133. If you want something done,
do it yourself.Copy !req
1134. Come on, honey. You can't die.
Listen to me. Wake up!Copy !req
1135. - Where are the stones?
- What?Copy !req
1136. The stones. Where are the stones?Copy !req
1137. The stones.Copy !req
1138. They're not here.Copy !req
1139. The stones, where are they?Copy !req
1140. In me.Copy !req
1141. What?Copy !req
1142. Oh, my God, Korben.
Korben, another one coming.Copy !req
1143. - I think we should go.
- One minute. One minute.Copy !req
1144. Hey, you!Copy !req
1145. I said you.Copy !req
1146. - I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?Copy !req
1147. I said one minute.
Ruby, hold this gun.Copy !req
1148. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
1149. Come on. Put your hand on it.Copy !req
1150. - What do I do?
- If he moves, squeeze the trigger.Copy !req
1151. - I don't feel right. I don't feel right.
- The stones are "in me."Copy !req
1152. I got a headache. This ain't me.Copy !req
1153. Sorry.Copy !req
1154. Think he'll be okay?Copy !req
1155. Oh, my God, Korben.
Another one coming.Copy !req
1156. Shit. Three coming.Copy !req
1157. You guard this with your life,
or you'll look like him. You green?Copy !req
1158. - Green.
- Super-green?Copy !req
1159. Is that your idea
of a discreet operation?Copy !req
1160. Don't worry. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.Copy !req
1161. Move! Move!Copy !req
1162. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1163. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.Copy !req
1164. Let me do it.Copy !req
1165. Oh, my God. Korben Dallas,
my man, is in trouble.Copy !req
1166. The gun!Copy !req
1167. The gun! Give me the gun.Copy !req
1168. I'm gonna go and try to see
if I can see something a little closer.Copy !req
1169. Yes, the gun. Yeah.Copy !req
1170. Thanks, Ray.Copy !req
1171. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
I'm not armed!Copy !req
1172. Get up!Copy !req
1173. You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!Copy !req
1174. I'm not armed!Copy !req
1175. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1176. I'm on vacation.Copy !req
1177. Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation. I won a...Copy !req
1178. contest.Copy !req
1179. Gemini Croquette's to
Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
1180. Down.Copy !req
1181. - Wait a minute.
- Get down!Copy !req
1182. - He's trying to say something to me.
- Down!Copy !req
1183. Sorry, my man.Copy !req
1184. Where are you?Copy !req
1185. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1186. They're coming. They're coming.Copy !req
1187. Don't move.Copy !req
1188. - What you doing?
- Count to 10.Copy !req
1189. - Was that a bomb?
- Shut up and count!Copy !req
1190. One, two, three, four, five...Copy !req
1191. six, seven, eight...Copy !req
1192. nine...Copy !req
1193. Ten.Copy !req
1194. I am very disappointed!Copy !req
1195. Korben, what are you looking for?Copy !req
1196. Control room.Copy !req
1197. - This is it.
- I'll be over here.Copy !req
1198. Let's go!Copy !req
1199. Quiet! Quiet!Copy !req
1200. You in charge?Copy !req
1201. How many are out there?Copy !req
1202. - I don't know.
- Let's count.Copy !req
1203. Seven on the left. Five on the right.Copy !req
1204. Four on the right. Two on the left.Copy !req
1205. Find the leader.
They won't fight without the leader.Copy !req
1206. One more shot and we start
killing hostages.Copy !req
1207. - That's the leader.
- Send someone to negotiate.Copy !req
1208. I've never negotiated.Copy !req
1209. You mind if I try?Copy !req
1210. No, no. Sure, sure.Copy !req
1211. We're sending somebody in
to negotiate!Copy !req
1212. Anybody else want to negotiate?Copy !req
1213. Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?Copy !req
1214. I wonder.Copy !req
1215. Where's Ruby?Copy !req
1216. I thought he was dead.Copy !req
1217. Master!Copy !req
1218. It was nothing, really.
Just a helping hand.Copy !req
1219. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ruby Rhod...Copy !req
1220. still alive.Copy !req
1221. What's wrong with you? It hurt!Copy !req
1222. I realize that you must be
pretty mad at me...Copy !req
1223. but I'm fighting for a noble cause.Copy !req
1224. Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.Copy !req
1225. - Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo.
- Leeloo's in trouble?Copy !req
1226. When is Leeloo not in trouble?Copy !req
1227. - There. Where's that?
- The diva's suite.Copy !req
1228. Hang on.Copy !req
1229. Here, come on. How do you
get yourself into these positions?Copy !req
1230. Come on.Copy !req
1231. I'm here. It's all right.
Everything's okay now.Copy !req
1232. Listen.Copy !req
1233. I got the stones.
Just take it easy, all right?Copy !req
1234. My man, my man, what's this thing
with all these numbers?Copy !req
1235. It's— It's—Copy !req
1236. If it was a bomb...Copy !req
1237. the alarms would go off because
all these hotels have bomb detectors.Copy !req
1238. This is a Type A alert.Copy !req
1239. For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.Copy !req
1240. Proceed calmly to the lifeboats...Copy !req
1241. Stay calm!Copy !req
1242. located in the main hallways.Copy !req
1243. Please, stay calm!Copy !req
1244. Korben, my man,
you know how to stop this, right?Copy !req
1245. Two minutes to complete evacuation.Copy !req
1246. - Get back!
- Evacuation! Evacuation!Copy !req
1247. Sorry, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.Copy !req
1248. I know.Copy !req
1249. - I don't want to die.
- Please, my son.Copy !req
1250. Get in.Copy !req
1251. One minute to total evacuation.Copy !req
1252. This one.Copy !req
1253. Forty-five seconds.Copy !req
1254. Get her strapped in.Copy !req
1255. Korben, my man,
you know how to fly this thing?Copy !req
1256. Just like driving a cab.Copy !req
1257. How we gonna get out the door?Copy !req
1258. Fifteen seconds.Copy !req
1259. Ten, nine, eight...Copy !req
1260. seven, six, five...Copy !req
1261. For the honor.Copy !req
1262. Oh, no.Copy !req
1263. You should hold on.Copy !req
1264. Like driving a cab.Copy !req
1265. Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7 p.m. Time for the news.Copy !req
1266. See you tomorrow
for a new adventure.Copy !req
1267. End of transmission.Copy !req
1268. That's the best show I ever did.Copy !req
1269. Major Dallas has
the five elements on board...Copy !req
1270. and the priest is guiding them
to the temple.Copy !req
1271. We're saved.Copy !req
1272. The diva said
I should take care of you.Copy !req
1273. Humans act so strange.Copy !req
1274. What do you mean?Copy !req
1275. Everything you created...Copy !req
1276. is used to destroy.Copy !req
1277. We call it human nature.
You learn that on your screen?Copy !req
1278. I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.Copy !req
1279. V is good.Copy !req
1280. Some very good words in V.Copy !req
1281. Like what?Copy !req
1282. Valiant.Copy !req
1283. Vulnerable.Copy !req
1284. Very beautiful.Copy !req
1285. Oh, of course, Munro!Copy !req
1286. - Mr. President?
- Yes, now what?Copy !req
1287. We have a problem.Copy !req
1288. It's advancing?Copy !req
1289. It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.Copy !req
1290. And do you have any idea
where it's heading?Copy !req
1291. Korben, there's a general on the phone.Copy !req
1292. I'll give you the president.Copy !req
1293. Major Dallas, I first would like
to salute a warrior.Copy !req
1294. You're a shining example of this army.Copy !req
1295. In the name of the Federation—Copy !req
1296. Any idea when you'll get to the point?Copy !req
1297. Okay. There's a ball of fire 1200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth...Copy !req
1298. and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.Copy !req
1299. How much time do we have?Copy !req
1300. If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.Copy !req
1301. I'll call you back in two hours.Copy !req
1302. Hello?Copy !req
1303. They just landed in the desert.Copy !req
1304. Good job, David.Copy !req
1305. - Put her in the center.
- Where? Here?Copy !req
1306. You got it figured out, Father?Copy !req
1307. This one should be fire.Copy !req
1308. - You know how this works?
- Theoretically.Copy !req
1309. The four stones should go around.Copy !req
1310. The fifth element should be
in the middle...Copy !req
1311. and then the weapon
against evil should work.Copy !req
1312. - You've never seen this work?
- No.Copy !req
1313. Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.Copy !req
1314. That's it. That's it.
Match up the symbols. Go! Go!Copy !req
1315. Wind.Copy !req
1316. My man, what you doing?Copy !req
1317. - What?
- What you doing?Copy !req
1318. Trying to keep you in the DJ business.Copy !req
1319. Fire.Copy !req
1320. Done.Copy !req
1321. - So, what happens now?
- So now, we have to open them.Copy !req
1322. - And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically...Copy !req
1323. no.Copy !req
1324. Leeloo, honey, wake up.
You have to help us.Copy !req
1325. How do you open these stones?Copy !req
1326. Wind blows.Copy !req
1327. Fire burns.Copy !req
1328. Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?Copy !req
1329. Rain...Copy !req
1330. falls.Copy !req
1331. What does it mean?Copy !req
1332. I think that—Copy !req
1333. Maybe it's a charade.
A game or something.Copy !req
1334. If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're dead.Copy !req
1335. - Dead?
- Yes, dead.Copy !req
1336. Too late.Copy !req
1337. - We've lost contact with them.
- Three minutes.Copy !req
1338. I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?Copy !req
1339. We're never gonna make it.Copy !req
1340. Korben. Korben, it moved!Copy !req
1341. - Show me what you did.
- Nothing.Copy !req
1342. Shut up, shut up!Copy !req
1343. Calm down. Show me
what you did, step by step.Copy !req
1344. - I was just standing here.
- Quickly.Copy !req
1345. I put my hands on the top
like this, and I said:Copy !req
1346. "We're not gonna make it."Copy !req
1347. And that's it?Copy !req
1348. Korben, my man.Copy !req
1349. Wind.Copy !req
1350. She said, "Wind blows."Copy !req
1351. Everyone take a stone.Copy !req
1352. Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for earth. Go!Copy !req
1353. Earth.Copy !req
1354. Open the other one.Copy !req
1355. Korben, my man, I have no fire.Copy !req
1356. I have no matches. Do you have any?Copy !req
1357. I stopped smoking. Father, you smoke?Copy !req
1358. Got some matches?
We need some fire.Copy !req
1359. We gonna die.Copy !req
1360. Don't breathe.Copy !req
1361. Fire.Copy !req
1362. One minute.Copy !req
1363. Let's go, Leeloo.Copy !req
1364. Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.Copy !req
1365. Protect life...Copy !req
1366. until death.Copy !req
1367. Listen to me! Listen to me.Copy !req
1368. Listen, I know you're very tired.Copy !req
1369. I'll take you on vacation.
A real vacation, just you and me.Copy !req
1370. But if you don't do something
right now, we'll all die.Copy !req
1371. What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?Copy !req
1372. It'll be entering the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.Copy !req
1373. Leeloo, you're right. You're right.Copy !req
1374. But there are some things...Copy !req
1375. very nice things worth saving,
beautiful things.Copy !req
1376. Beautiful things.Copy !req
1377. Like love?Copy !req
1378. Yes, love. That's good. That's good.Copy !req
1379. That's a good example.
Love is worth saving.Copy !req
1380. I don't know love.Copy !req
1381. I don't know love.Copy !req
1382. I was built to protect, not to love.Copy !req
1383. So there's no use
for me other than this.Copy !req
1384. You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.Copy !req
1385. I need you. I need you, very much.Copy !req
1386. Why?Copy !req
1387. Because...Copy !req
1388. Because...Copy !req
1389. Tell her, Korben.Copy !req
1390. Tell me. Please.Copy !req
1391. Why do you need me?Copy !req
1392. - Because...
- Tell me.Copy !req
1393. - Tell me.
- Because I—Copy !req
1394. Because I love you.Copy !req
1395. I love you.Copy !req
1396. Ten, nine, eight, seven...Copy !req
1397. six, five, four, three...Copy !req
1398. two, one...Copy !req
1399. Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.Copy !req
1400. The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.Copy !req
1401. What's wrong with you?
What you screaming for?Copy !req
1402. Every five minutes,
it's a bomb or something.Copy !req
1403. I'm leaving.Copy !req
1404. Mr. President.Copy !req
1405. Let me introduce Professor Mactilburgh
who runs the center.Copy !req
1406. It's an honor, Mr. President.Copy !req
1407. Where are my two heroes?Copy !req
1408. They were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor.Copy !req
1409. I have 19 meetings after this.Copy !req
1410. Let me see if they're revived.Copy !req
1411. Thank you.Copy !req
1412. We go live in one minute,
Mr. President.Copy !req
1413. They're...Copy !req
1414. not ready.Copy !req
1415. They need...Copy !req
1416. - ... five more minutes.
- You have 20 seconds.Copy !req
1417. - No, ma'am, I tried. No, ma'am.
- Who's that?Copy !req
1418. Some woman.
Claims to be Korben's mother.Copy !req
1419. Give it here.Copy !req
1420. Mrs. Dallas, this is the president.
On behalf of the Federation—Copy !req
1421. That doesn't even sound like him.Copy !req
1422. The president's an idiot.
You don't sound like an idiot.Copy !req
1423. If you don't want to talk to your mother,
just avoid me as usual.Copy !req
1424. I'll throw myself in traffic.
I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.Copy !req