1. Come, come!
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2. Please!
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3. Aziz. Aziz.
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4. Aziz, light!
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5. Aziz, light.
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6. Good.
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7. We start again.
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8. "When the three planets are in eclipse,
the black hole, like a door, is open.
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9. Evil comes...
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10. spreading terror and chaos."
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11. See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.
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12. - Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.
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13. I got all the snakes.
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14. When is the snake act
supposed to occur?
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15. Well, if this is the five...
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16. and this is the one...
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17. Every 5000 years.
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18. So I've got some time, then.
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19. You bring them water.
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20. Good boy. I will take it to them.
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21. Go with God. Be safe from evil.
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22. You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people...
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23. gathering together the four elements
of life: water, fire, earth, air...
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24. around a fifth one.
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25. A fifth...
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26. element.
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27. Forgive me, lord.
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28. They already know too much.
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29. Father.
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30. How are you today?
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31. - Well. You have some glasses?
- Of course.
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32. Father, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.
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33. It's the greatest find in history.
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34. You must be parched.
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35. Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.
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36. It's like a battle plan.
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37. Here, the good. Here, the evil.
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38. And here, a weapon against evil.
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39. I'm going to be famous.
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40. Then let us toast to your fame.
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41. To fame.
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42. Salute.
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43. You can't drink a toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
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44. This I don't understand.
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45. This could be something...
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46. prehistoric.
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47. I don't know.
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48. But wait.
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49. Here.
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50. Look, look.
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51. They're here.
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52. This man...
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53. this perfect being.
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54. I know this is the key. I know it.
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55. This divine light they talk about.
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56. What is divine light?
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57. Aziz, light!
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58. Much better. Thank you.
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59. My lord.
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60. Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I have ever seen.
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61. Don't you think...?
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62. Are you German?
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63. Lord, I know he was about
to discover everything.
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64. But there is no worry.
I was there in time.
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65. Priest, you and those before you...
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66. have served us well.
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67. But war is coming.
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68. Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
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69. This...
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70. is really amazing.
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71. The fifth element.
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72. Take the stones.
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73. My lord...
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74. if you take the weapon,
we'll be defenceless when evil returns.
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75. In 300 years, when evil returns...
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76. so shall we.
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77. Oh, professor.
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78. Professor.
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79. Don't move!
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80. I have a gun!
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81. Please, understand.
They're our friends.
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82. Friends?
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83. Father, they've killed the professor!
They're monsters!
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84. I'll explain everything.
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85. - You're with them?
- Look at me.
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86. I am your friend.
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87. - No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!
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88. Please, put the gun down.
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89. Billy, no!
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90. Hurry! The wall is closing!
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91. Here is your mission:
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92. Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.
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93. I will do as you command, but please,
hurry, you still have time.
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94. Time not important.
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95. Only life important.
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96. I will fulfill my mission!
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97. You can count on me!
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98. I will pass the knowledge
until your return.
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99. - Anything yet?
- No, sir.
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100. - Not even a temperature?
- The analyzers have jammed.
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101. One shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5000.
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102. Let's see it.
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103. It's taking shape.
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104. Send out a probe.
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105. Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the Federated Territories.
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106. On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.
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107. I saved this seat for you, Father.
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108. President on the line.
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109. We're in position.
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110. I have to address the Supreme Council.
Just the facts.
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111. There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis yet.
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112. All the calibres are overshot.
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113. We're initiating
thermonucleatic imaging.
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114. What you're saying is,
you don't know what this is.
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115. All we know is,
it just keeps getting bigger.
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116. Recommendation?
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117. My philosophy is shoot first
and ask questions later.
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118. I don't like uninvited guests.
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119. - All right, then, Staedert—
- Mr. President?
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120. Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astrophenomenon.
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121. I have a different theory
to offer you, sir.
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122. You have 20 seconds.
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123. Imagine that this...
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124. thing is not anything
that can be identified...
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125. because it prefers not to be.
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126. Wherever there is life,
it brings death...
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127. - ... because it is evil. Absolute evil.
- One more reason to shoot first.
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128. Evil begets evil, Mr. President.
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129. Shooting will only make it stronger.
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130. Probe will obtain objective
in five seconds.
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131. Growth rate is at 27 percent.
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132. Your theory is interesting,
but we don't have time.
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133. Time is of no importance.
Only life is important.
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134. You're right.
That's exactly what we'll do.
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135. We'll protect the life of 200 billion
of my fellow citizens.
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136. You may fire when ready.
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137. Up-front loading of a 120-ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.
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138. Its structure solidified on the surface.
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139. I think it's anticipating the attack.
That denotes intelligence.
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140. The most terrible intelligence
imaginable, Mr. President.
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141. 120's loaded.
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142. The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded.
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143. - Staedert.
- Yes, sir.
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144. - I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.
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145. What happened?
Can you hear me?
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146. Staedert, what happened?
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147. - Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to, sir.
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148. The planet has increased
in diameter by 200 percent.
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149. It's moving towards the ship.
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150. What do we have
that's bigger than 240?
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151. Nothing, sir.
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152. Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.
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153. I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me?
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154. Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?
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155. Do you understand? Listen.
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156. This is the president.
That's an order.
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157. Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?
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158. Get out of there!
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159. Good God!
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160. Four a day.
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161. I'm trying.
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162. To quit is my goal.
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163. I'm up.
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164. All right, I'm up.
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165. God.
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166. Hey, dog brain, Finger here.
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167. - Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too.
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168. You haven't called me that
since basic training.
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169. - I was talking to the cat.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot...
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170. you prefer your cat to the real thing.
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171. At least the cat comes back.
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172. Still pining for that two-timing slut?
There's millions out there.
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173. I don't want a million women.
I just want one.
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174. The perfect one.
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175. - It don't exist, major.
- Yeah, I know.
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176. - What?
- I just found a picture of you.
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177. - How do I look?
- Like shit.
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178. Must be an old picture.
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179. Bring me your hack
for a six-month overhaul.
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180. - Negative.
- ASAP.
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181. I don't need one.
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182. Who sat next to you for 1000 missions?
I know how you drive.
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183. Finger, I drive a cab now,
not a space fighter.
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184. Okay, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?
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185. Major, how many points?
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186. At least 50.
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187. Know what?
You gotta learn to lie better.
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188. See you tonight.
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189. Welcome to paradise.
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190. Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.
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191. It's Ruby Rhod,
and I'll tell you live at 5...
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192. the winner of the super-green
Gemini Croquette Contest!
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193. The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.
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194. So tune in to Radio Cosmos.
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195. Don't watch all day.
It'll rot your brain.
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196. For a perfect world.
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197. - Give me the cash.
- Been here long?
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198. Long enough.
Come on, give me the cash.
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199. Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.
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200. Neurocharged assault model.
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201. Good thing for me it's not loaded.
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202. - What do you mean, it's not loaded?
- You have to...
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203. push that little yellow button
to load it.
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204. Take your time.
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205. Want me to—?
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206. There you go.
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207. Give me the cash!
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208. That's a very dangerous gun.
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209. Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you.
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210. You don't mind, do you? You sure?
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211. No. Take it. I don't need it.
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212. That's a very nice hat.
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213. You like it?
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214. God!
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215. Please enter your license.
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216. Yes, just a minute.
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217. Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas.
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218. Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.
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219. - I had a horrible nightmare.
- Propulsion 2-X-4.
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220. You have five points left
on your license.
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221. Yeah, thank you for reminding me.
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222. Have a nice day.
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223. Why not?
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224. You have 48 hours.
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225. That's the time it needs to adapt
to our living conditions.
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226. - And then?
- Then it will be too late.
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227. The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...
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228. but to exterminate life.
All forms of life.
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229. So you're telling me there's nothing
that can stop this.
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230. There is only one thing.
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231. The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the weapon to defeat evil.
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232. Four elements...
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233. gathered around a fifth...
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234. supreme being, the ultimate warrior,
created to protect life.
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235. Together they produce
the Light of Creation.
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236. Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.
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237. But if evil stands there...
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238. Then what?
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239. Then light turns to dark.
Life to death...
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240. forever.
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241. A Mondoshawan spaceship requests
permission to enter our territory.
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242. Give it permission to enter
with our warmest regards.
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243. Thank you.
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244. Permission to enter granted.
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245. Showtime.
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246. We are lost.
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247. Aknot, we are connected to Earth.
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248. Mr. Zorg's office.
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249. It's Aknot.
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250. I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.
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251. The mission is accomplished.
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252. You'll have what you asked for
in a few hours.
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253. Good. I'll meet you at my factory.
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254. The attack was by
two unregistered warships.
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255. Close all borders and
declare a state of general alert.
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256. Try to contact the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation.
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257. Three hundred years
of waiting, for nothing.
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258. Go get some rest.
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259. No.
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260. The Mondoshawan...
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261. I am their contact on Earth.
They will come for me.
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262. This is government business.
I'll keep you informed.
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263. The rescue team has reported
from the crash site.
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264. Any survivors?
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265. Only one.
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266. You call that a survivor?
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267. A few cells still alive.
More than I need.
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268. - Have you identified it?
- The computer went off the charts.
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269. Normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups...
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270. which is enough
for any species to perpetuate.
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271. This has 200,000 memo groups.
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272. - Sounds like a freak of nature.
- Yeah, can't wait to meet him.
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273. You okay? Over here.
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274. Excuse me.
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275. General, I want to show you something.
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276. This is a normal human DNA chain.
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277. You, me, anybody, right?
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278. Watch this.
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279. The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are like ours.
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280. There's simply more of them,
with infinite genetic knowledge.
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281. Almost like this being was engineered.
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282. Is there any danger?
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283. We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.
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284. The cell is, for lack of a better word...
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285. perfect.
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286. Okay, go ahead.
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287. Mr. Perfect better be polite.
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288. Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.
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289. Activate it.
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290. Tissue processing.
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291. Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.
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292. This is the last phase.
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293. The cells are bombarded by atoms
which forces the body to react.
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294. That means growing skin.
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295. Wonderful.
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296. Reconstruction complete.
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297. Remove the shield.
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298. I told you. Perfect.
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299. Thermal bandages.
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300. I'd like to take a few pictures...
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301. for the archives.
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302. - What's she saying?
- Activate the phonic detector.
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303. Is that thing solid?
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304. - Unbreakable.
- Good.
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305. If you want out...
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306. you'll have to develop
those communication skills.
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307. General alert.
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308. Perfect.
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309. Ladder on 18.
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310. Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.
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311. This way.
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312. Lady, stay calm.
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313. This is the police.
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314. There's nowhere else to go.
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315. Slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.
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316. Do you understand me?
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317. She doesn't.
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318. I think we need a flying unit.
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319. This is the police.
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320. This is the police.
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321. We are processing
your identification.
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322. Put your arms up
and follow our instructions.
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323. She has no file.
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324. She dove off.
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325. You just had an accident.
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326. Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!
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327. You have one point left
on your license.
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328. Look out!
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329. Left!
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330. I can't believe it. Shit.
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331. Any survivors?
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332. Hi.
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333. Are you okay?
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334. Boom.
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335. Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom."
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336. Bada boom.
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337. Big. Big bada boom.
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338. Big...
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339. bada big boom.
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340. Big boom.
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341. - Yeah, big bada boom.
- Bada boom.
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342. Big boom. Big bada boom.
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343. You're lucky you're not dead.
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344. This is a police control.
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345. Please keep your hands
on the wheel.
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346. You have an unauthorized
passenger in your vehicle.
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347. We are going to arrest her.
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348. Thank you for your cooperation.
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349. Sorry, honey.
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350. Looks like this is your ride.
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351. Open the door.
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352. Do what they say.
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353. Sorry.
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354. "Please...
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356. I only got one point left on my license.
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357. I need that to get back to the garage
and get a six-month overhaul.
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358. You understand?
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359. Can you please
open the passenger door?
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361. help.
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362. I can't.
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363. I repeat...
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364. please open the passenger door.
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365. Yeah, yeah, sure.
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366. Why not?
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367. Thank you for your cooperation.
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368. Help.
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369. Finger's gonna kill me.
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370. Emergency! Emergency!
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371. One point has been removed.
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372. Yes, I know!
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373. This is so stupid.
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374. Assist in pursuit of yellow cab.
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375. Unit 47, we're on the way...
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376. as soon as we finish lunch.
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377. Two golden menus.
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378. I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.
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379. Thank you so much.
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380. And I'm definitely too thirsty.
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381. Look out!
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382. We got lucky.
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383. If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.
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384. Maybe it's two miles.
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385. Hang on.
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386. Look, lady, I only speak English
and bad English!
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387. Run an ID.
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388. I'm all for conversation, but maybe
you can just shut up for a minute!
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389. - He's got a scan blocker.
- Means he's a car thief. Blast him.
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390. I don't know what you did...
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391. but they are really pissed off!
Hold on!
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392. We're safe for a while.
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393. You want to play soft?
I'll play soft.
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394. You want to play hard?
Let's play hard.
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395. If I get to the fog, we'll be all right.
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396. If we make the fog.
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397. How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?
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398. We're just going to wait here until
things quiet down, if you don't mind.
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399. Shit.
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400. You okay?
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401. Priest.
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402. You don't need a priest,
just a doctor.
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403. - Vito Cornelius.
- What?
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404. Priest.
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405. Yes?
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406. I'm looking for a priest.
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407. The weddings are one floor down.
Congratulations.
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408. She's not my bride. She's my fare.
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409. She's looking for Vito Cornelius.
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410. The phone book said he lived here.
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411. Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.
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412. Nobody does.
No file, no ID, nothing.
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413. She's got a tattoo on this arm.
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414. Tattoo?
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415. Fifth...
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416. element.
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417. Finger's gonna kill me.
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418. - Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?
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419. I brought the girl, remember?
The redhead.
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420. She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.
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421. It's not bizarre.
It's the divine language.
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422. The ancient language...
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423. spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.
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424. - He's a she.
- You noticed that.
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425. Yes.
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426. - It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.
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427. Not a moment to lose. Wake her up.
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428. But gently, because this woman is
mankind's most precious possession.
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429. She is perfect.
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430. Perfect.
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431. More dignified.
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432. Hey, lady...
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434. You're right, I shouldn't have done that.
I was wrong to kiss you.
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435. He said to wake you gently.
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436. You're right.
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437. Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.
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438. Remember?
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439. "Bada boom"?
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440. "Big bada boom"?
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441. Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Look.
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442. I drive a cab. This is me.
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443. Korben Dallas.
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444. Korben. You understand?
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445. Here. Take it, go ahead.
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446. You can call me
when you learn English.
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447. Just kidding.
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448. What is your name?
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449. You.
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450. Korben.
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451. Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai
Ekbat De Sebat.
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452. Good.
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453. That whole thing's your name?
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454. Do you have...
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456. Short.
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457. Korben Dallas.
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458. Leeloo.
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459. Leeloo.
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460. Korben, Leeloo.
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461. Leeloo, Korben.
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462. - You're sure she's a supreme being?
- Absolutely sure.
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463. Old friends.
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464. Yeah, you're right.
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465. - Ask her for my gun back.
- What's your name?
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466. Korben Dallas.
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467. Thank you for your help.
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468. You've been kind,
but now the girl needs to rest.
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470. I know. I was there when she landed.
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471. Wait, wait, Father.
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472. She said something
I didn't understand.
Copy !req
473. - What does "ekto gamat" mean?
- "Never without my permission."
Copy !req
474. That's what I thought.
Copy !req
475. I shouldn't have kissed her.
Copy !req
476. Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I forgot your food.
Copy !req
477. How about some nice Thai food?
Copy !req
478. Yeah, yeah, hold on.
Copy !req
479. Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.
Copy !req
480. - Finger.
- Where is the cab?
Copy !req
481. - Car's running fine. Purrs like a kitten.
- Fine. What "fine"?
Copy !req
482. I know you.
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.
Copy !req
483. You can tell your old buddy Finger
what happened.
Copy !req
484. What? You save the planet?
Copy !req
485. You dinged the fender again.
That's it, right?
Copy !req
486. I was on my way to see you,
and a fare fell in my lap.
Copy !req
487. One of these big fares
you can't resist.
Copy !req
488. How big?
Copy !req
489. Five-nine...
Copy !req
490. blue eyes...
Copy !req
491. long legs, great skin.
Copy !req
492. You know. Perfect.
Copy !req
493. I see.
Copy !req
494. And this perfect fare, she got a name?
Copy !req
495. Yeah. Leeloo.
Copy !req
496. What's she doing?
Copy !req
497. Learning our history,
the last 5000 years that she missed.
Copy !req
498. She's been asleep for a while.
Copy !req
499. I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.
Copy !req
500. You're right.
Copy !req
501. Chicken.
Copy !req
502. Good.
Copy !req
503. Chicken.
Copy !req
504. I'm really sorry to interrupt you...
Copy !req
505. but the case...
Copy !req
506. with the stones...
Copy !req
507. where is it?
Copy !req
508. Stolen?
Copy !req
509. Who in God's name
would do such a thing?
Copy !req
510. Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.
Copy !req
511. Is it possible to fire 500,000?
Copy !req
512. I thought from a smaller company,
like one of the cab companies.
Copy !req
513. Fire one million.
Copy !req
514. But 500,000...
Copy !req
515. One million. Fine, sir.
Copy !req
516. Sorry to have disturbed you.
Copy !req
517. It's for the Supreme...
Copy !req
518. Sorry.
Copy !req
519. I didn't know your size,
and I found you this makeup box.
Copy !req
520. You just put it like that.
Copy !req
521. Yes, there was a man with a limp...
Copy !req
522. came here a month ago
asking about the stones.
Copy !req
523. Said he was an art dealer.
Copy !req
524. What was his name?
Copy !req
525. I'm so bad with names.
Copy !req
526. - They really make her—
- Perfect, I know.
Copy !req
527. What did she say?
Copy !req
528. She says she knows
exactly where they are.
Copy !req
529. My dear Aknot, how about
those two planes you borrowed?
Copy !req
530. Aknot, is that you?
What an ugly face.
Copy !req
531. It doesn't suit you.
Copy !req
532. Take it off.
Copy !req
533. That's better.
Copy !req
534. Never be ashamed of who you are.
Copy !req
535. You're warriors. Be proud.
Copy !req
536. So what if the federal government
scattered you to the wind.
Copy !req
537. What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
Copy !req
538. Your time for revenge is at hand.
Copy !req
539. The ZF-1.
Copy !req
540. It's light. The handle's adjustable
for easy carrying.
Copy !req
541. Breaks down into four parts,
undetectable by x-ray. Discreet.
Copy !req
542. A word on firepower:
Copy !req
543. Titanium recharger, 3000-round clip
with bursts of 3 to 300.
Copy !req
544. With the replay button,
a Zorg invention, it's even easier.
Copy !req
545. One shot...
Copy !req
546. and replay sends every
following shot to the same location.
Copy !req
547. And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.
Copy !req
548. Rocket launcher.
Copy !req
549. Arrow launcher with exploding
or poisonous gas heads.
Copy !req
550. Very practical.
Our famous net launcher.
Copy !req
551. The always-efficient flamethrower.
Copy !req
552. My favorite.
Copy !req
553. And for the grand finale,
the all-new ice-cube system.
Copy !req
554. Four full crates
delivered right on time.
Copy !req
555. And what about you, my dear Aknot?
Did you bring me what I asked you for?
Copy !req
556. Yes.
Copy !req
557. Magnificent.
Copy !req
558. This—
Copy !req
559. This case is empty.
Copy !req
560. - What do you mean, empty?
- Empty...
Copy !req
561. the opposite of full.
Copy !req
562. This case is supposed to be full!
Copy !req
563. Anyone care to explain?
Copy !req
564. The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.
Copy !req
565. Who took another route.
Copy !req
566. She's supposed
to contact this person...
Copy !req
567. in a hotel.
Copy !req
568. And she's looking
for the address. Easy.
Copy !req
569. Dot.
Copy !req
570. It's Planet Fhloston,
in the Angel Constellation.
Copy !req
571. - We're saved.
- I'm screwed.
Copy !req
572. You asked for a case.
We brought you a case.
Copy !req
573. A case with four stones in it!
Copy !req
574. Not one or two or three,
but four!
Copy !req
575. Four stones!
Copy !req
576. But what the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?
Copy !req
577. We are warriors, not merchants.
Copy !req
578. But you can still count!
It's easy. Look at my fingers.
Copy !req
579. Four stones, four crates.
Copy !req
580. Zero stones, zero crates!
Copy !req
581. Pack everything up!
We're out of here!
Copy !req
582. We risked our lives.
Copy !req
583. I believe a little compensation
is in order.
Copy !req
584. So you are merchants after all.
Copy !req
585. Leave him one crate for the cause.
Copy !req
586. I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety...
Copy !req
587. and worse, they fight
for hopeless causes, honor.
Copy !req
588. Honor's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.
Copy !req
589. I'll tell you what I do like:
a killer.
Copy !req
590. A dyed-in-the-wool killer,
cold-blooded, clean and methodical.
Copy !req
591. A real killer picking up the ZF-1...
Copy !req
592. would've asked about the red button
on the bottom of the gun.
Copy !req
593. Bring me the priest.
Copy !req
594. I got everything we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise...
Copy !req
595. and a blueprint of the hotel.
Copy !req
596. Good work, my son.
Now to find a way there.
Copy !req
597. It won't be easy.
There's a charity ball tomorrow.
Copy !req
598. Flights are full,
and the hotel will be guarded.
Copy !req
599. But there must be a way.
Copy !req
600. I'll get it.
Copy !req
601. Weddings?
Copy !req
602. Not really.
Copy !req
603. - Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Mister who?
Copy !req
604. Mr. Zorg.
Copy !req
605. Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel...
Copy !req
606. Zorg.
Copy !req
607. It's nice to see you again, Father.
Copy !req
608. I remember you now.
Copy !req
609. The so-called art dealer.
Copy !req
610. I'm glad you got your memory back,
because you're gonna need it.
Copy !req
611. Where are the stones?
Copy !req
612. I don't know. Even if I did,
I wouldn't tell someone like you.
Copy !req
613. Why?
Copy !req
614. - What's wrong with me?
- I try to serve life.
Copy !req
615. But you only...
Copy !req
616. seem to want to destroy it.
Copy !req
617. Father...
Copy !req
618. you're so wrong. Let me explain.
Copy !req
619. Life, which you so nobly serve...
Copy !req
620. comes from destruction, disorder
and chaos.
Copy !req
621. Now, take this empty glass.
Copy !req
622. Peaceful, serene, boring.
Copy !req
623. But if it is...
Copy !req
624. destroyed...
Copy !req
625. Look at all these little things.
So busy now.
Copy !req
626. Notice how each one is useful.
Copy !req
627. What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and color.
Copy !req
628. Now, think of all those people
that created them.
Copy !req
629. Technicians, engineers. People who
can feed their children tonight...
Copy !req
630. so those children can grow up
and have children of their own...
Copy !req
631. and so on and so forth.
Copy !req
632. Thus adding to the great chain...
Copy !req
633. of life.
Copy !req
634. Water. Fruit.
Copy !req
635. You see, Father, by creating
a little destruction...
Copy !req
636. A cherry.
Copy !req
637. I'm, in fact, encouraging life.
Copy !req
638. In reality, you and I
are in the same business.
Copy !req
639. Cheers.
Copy !req
640. Where's the robot
to pat you on the back?
Copy !req
641. Or the engineer?
Copy !req
642. Or their children, maybe?
Copy !req
643. There, you see how all your
so-called power counts for nothing?
Copy !req
644. How your entire empire
of destruction comes crashing down...
Copy !req
645. all because of one little cherry.
Copy !req
646. You saved my life...
Copy !req
647. and in return, I'll spare yours...
Copy !req
648. for now.
Copy !req
649. You're a monster, Zorg.
Copy !req
650. I know.
Copy !req
651. Torture who you have to,
the president, I don't care.
Copy !req
652. Just bring me those stones.
Copy !req
653. You have one hour.
Copy !req
654. It's gobbling up
all the satellites in the galaxy.
Copy !req
655. Why in the hell
is it eating up all the satellites?
Copy !req
656. We're working on it, Mr. President.
Copy !req
657. The Mondoshawan deplore the incident
but accept our apologies.
Copy !req
658. And the stones? Did you find them?
Copy !req
659. - They weren't on board.
- What?
Copy !req
660. The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.
Copy !req
661. They gave them
to someone they do trust.
Copy !req
662. Her name is Plavalaguna.
She's a diva.
Copy !req
663. She's singing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise.
Copy !req
664. She has the stones with her.
Copy !req
665. The Mondoshawans will help.
Copy !req
666. All we have to do is send someone
to get the stones.
Copy !req
667. Excellent.
Copy !req
668. I want this operation to be
discreet as possible.
Copy !req
669. No troops. No big operation.
Copy !req
670. I want your best man
to go undercover.
Copy !req
671. I have the perfect one.
Copy !req
672. You got a message.
Copy !req
673. Not gonna open it?
Could be important.
Copy !req
674. Like the last two were important.
Copy !req
675. First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.
Copy !req
676. The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.
Copy !req
677. That is bad luck.
Copy !req
678. But grandfather say:
Copy !req
679. "It never rain every day."
This is good news, guaranteed.
Copy !req
680. I bet you lunch.
Copy !req
681. Okay.
Copy !req
682. Come on.
Copy !req
683. "You are fired."
Copy !req
684. Oh, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
685. At least I won lunch.
Copy !req
686. Good philosophy.
See good in bad. I like.
Copy !req
687. - Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.
Copy !req
688. You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?
Copy !req
689. - Hi, Mom.
- Seventeen messages.
Copy !req
690. Don't say your machine is
broken again. They last 1000 years.
Copy !req
691. Mr. Kim, you should go.
This'll take a minute.
Copy !req
692. You don't feed your cat a croquette,
who you love more than me.
Copy !req
693. - She didn't breast-feed you. I did.
- Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.
Copy !req
694. Good fortune for you.
Copy !req
695. You don't have a girl.
I'll never be a grandmother.
Copy !req
696. - It bring you good luck!
- Yeah, sure.
Copy !req
697. My body's failing me.
You have to take me on this trip.
Copy !req
698. - What are you talking about?
- You wanna make your mother beg?
Copy !req
699. No, all I want is an explanation.
I just got in.
Copy !req
700. I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.
Copy !req
701. Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.
Copy !req
702. Now, settle down
and explain this to me.
Copy !req
703. So you don't know you won a trip
to Fhloston Paradise for two for 10 days?
Copy !req
704. And I suppose you're gonna leave me
on the lunar surface to freeze my ass off.
Copy !req
705. If I'd won a trip, I'd know.
I would've been notified.
Copy !req
706. They've been blaring your name out
on the radio for the last hour, you big ape.
Copy !req
707. I'll call you back.
Copy !req
708. General, how nice to see you
in the 5000 block.
Copy !req
709. Nice apartment, major.
Copy !req
710. You've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.
Copy !req
711. You heard that?
Copy !req
712. Don't worry. I'll get another job.
Copy !req
713. Don't bother. We have one for you.
Copy !req
714. "Major Dallas, you've been
selected for a mission."
Copy !req
715. - What mission?
- To save the world.
Copy !req
716. "You leave for Fhloston Paradise.
Copy !req
717. Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back."
Copy !req
718. - Any questions?
- Yeah, just one. Why me?
Copy !req
719. - I retired six months ago, remember?
- Three reasons.
Copy !req
720. One, as a member of the Elite
Special Forces Unit of the army...
Copy !req
721. you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.
Copy !req
722. Two, you're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.
Copy !req
723. - The third?
- Of all the members of your unit...
Copy !req
724. you're the only one left alive.
Copy !req
725. - Check your messages?
- I've had enough good news.
Copy !req
726. Might be important.
Copy !req
727. You're a winner!
Copy !req
728. You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
Copy !req
729. Here are your tickets.
Copy !req
730. You rigged the contest?
Copy !req
731. Congratulations.
Copy !req
732. You couldn't be more discreet?
Copy !req
733. Old tricks are the best tricks.
Copy !req
734. Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.
Copy !req
735. I am not going.
Copy !req
736. Why not?
Copy !req
737. Excuse me, general.
Copy !req
738. Who is it? Who is it?
Copy !req
739. - My wife.
- You remarried?
Copy !req
740. Yes. No. I just met this girl,
but I'm gonna marry her.
Copy !req
741. I love her,
but she hates the military.
Copy !req
742. She knows the military
ruined my last marriage.
Copy !req
743. She can't have anything to do with it.
If she sees you, she'll kill me.
Copy !req
744. - Major—
- You gotta hide somewhere.
Copy !req
745. - You've gotta help me.
- We'd love to, but where can we hide?
Copy !req
746. - We don't have time for this.
- It's just for one minute.
Copy !req
747. You have no idea
how much you're helping me.
Copy !req
748. No idea— You have no idea.
Copy !req
749. - I'm going to be happily married.
- Major! Major!
Copy !req
750. - The three of us won't fit.
- Sure you will.
Copy !req
751. Major!
Copy !req
752. You're on my foot.
Copy !req
753. Major! Major!
Copy !req
754. I'm really sorry to resort to this,
Mr. Wallace—
Copy !req
755. Dallas.
Copy !req
756. We heard about your good luck
and need your tickets for Fhloston.
Copy !req
757. Is this the way priests vacation?
Copy !req
758. - Not vacation. We're on a mission.
- What kind?
Copy !req
759. We have to save the world, my son.
Copy !req
760. - You're gonna save the world?
- Yes!
Copy !req
761. Down there. Down there.
Copy !req
762. This is a police control.
Copy !req
763. This is not an exercise.
Copy !req
764. Come on, get in.
For one minute, all right?
Copy !req
765. Just stay here for one minute.
Copy !req
766. - This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.
Copy !req
767. This is not an exercise.
Copy !req
768. Can you please spread your legs...
Copy !req
769. and place your hands
in the yellow circles.
Copy !req
770. - What are you doing?
- Saving you so you can save the world.
Copy !req
771. Yeah, but I—
Copy !req
772. I think this is the door.
No name, no number.
Copy !req
773. Let's see it.
Copy !req
774. Are you classified as human?
Copy !req
775. Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
Copy !req
776. I found him.
Copy !req
777. Mr. Korben Dallas?
Copy !req
778. Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?
Copy !req
779. Smoke you!
Copy !req
780. Wrong answer.
Copy !req
781. The police control
is now terminated.
Copy !req
782. Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.
Copy !req
783. We got the guy.
Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.
Copy !req
784. - Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.
Copy !req
785. The guy's been arrested
for uranium smuggling.
Copy !req
786. All I have to do now is go
to the airport, take his place...
Copy !req
787. and I'll be in Fhloston in four hours.
Copy !req
788. Don't come back without the stones.
Copy !req
789. Korben Dallas. We got him.
Copy !req
790. Perfect.
Copy !req
791. Akanit, take command.
Copy !req
792. Go to Fhloston and get the stones.
Copy !req
793. If Zorg really wants them...
Copy !req
794. he'll have to negotiate.
Copy !req
795. Revenge is at hand.
Copy !req
796. Oh, I am so sorry.
I forgot about the autowash.
Copy !req
797. There's an autowash
in that shower.
Copy !req
798. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
799. Autowash.
Copy !req
800. Autowash, yes.
Autowash, in the shower.
Copy !req
801. It's funny. I've met you twice today.
Copy !req
802. Both times,
you've ended up in my arms.
Copy !req
803. It's my lucky day.
Copy !req
804. Lucky day.
Copy !req
805. Did you hear something?
Copy !req
806. Cornelius.
Copy !req
807. Autowash.
Copy !req
808. - I'm so sorry.
- I don't need your help.
Copy !req
809. - Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.
Copy !req
810. Autowash.
Copy !req
811. Coffee's not really my specialty.
Copy !req
812. But you must drink a lot
of coffee, being a priest.
Copy !req
813. I know. I'm not proud of what I did.
I had no choice.
Copy !req
814. I'll take the mission.
Copy !req
815. - Did you get them?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
816. Good.
Copy !req
817. - "Leeloo Dallas."
- "Multi-pass."
Copy !req
818. "Korben David Dallas." Perfect.
Copy !req
819. I can't be your husband. I'm too old.
Copy !req
820. Now, David is...
Copy !req
821. in great shape. He'll protect you.
Copy !req
822. Now, please, go to the diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.
Copy !req
823. Now. Yes.
Copy !req
824. Okay.
Copy !req
825. Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry up.
Copy !req
826. The tickets.
Copy !req
827. - ID, please.
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
828. - There.
- In here?
Copy !req
829. Mr. Dallas?
Copy !req
830. Yeah.
Copy !req
831. Congratulations
on winning the contest.
Copy !req
832. Oh, right. Okay.
Copy !req
833. - Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?
Copy !req
834. The garbage.
Copy !req
835. Made it!
Copy !req
836. I was so afraid I wouldn't make it...
Copy !req
837. so I sent David
to pick up my boarding pass.
Copy !req
838. Now David has to go.
Thank you. Bye.
Copy !req
839. I am Korben Dallas.
Copy !req
840. Please report infractions
immediately to the spaceport.
Copy !req
841. And this is?
Copy !req
842. Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.
Copy !req
843. Multi-pass.
Copy !req
844. She knows it's a multi-pass.
Copy !req
845. My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met.
Copy !req
846. Bump into each other,
sparks happen— She knows.
Copy !req
847. Anyway, we're in love.
Copy !req
848. I mean, I know
she's made to be strong.
Copy !req
849. She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?
Copy !req
850. - You want some more?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
851. Make that two.
Copy !req
852. - Where's Leeloo?
- On the plane with Mr. Dallas.
Copy !req
853. - What?
- I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do.
Copy !req
854. But this is not possible.
Copy !req
855. This is not possible.
Copy !req
856. You want some more?
Copy !req
857. This is all my fault.
Copy !req
858. It is my mission.
I shouldn't have given it to you.
Copy !req
859. I know.
Copy !req
860. - The key to the temple.
- Oh, no.
Copy !req
861. Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny.
Copy !req
862. I don't want to go to Egypt.
Copy !req
863. Dallas? Korben Dallas?
Copy !req
864. That's me.
Copy !req
865. Just a minute, please.
Copy !req
866. It will take just one more minute.
Copy !req
867. We'll be right back.
Copy !req
868. Mr. Dallas, we really need you now.
Copy !req
869. Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and he needs you for an interview.
Copy !req
870. Miss?
Copy !req
871. Multi-pass.
Copy !req
872. Tell Aknot that plan A flopped.
Go to plan B.
Copy !req
873. Aliens ahead. Spread out.
Copy !req
874. Backup unit, zone 18.
Copy !req
875. Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
It's an honor to be on his talk show.
Copy !req
876. He's so green.
Copy !req
877. I'm sure you're excited.
Copy !req
878. I'm on vacation
and don't want to be bothered.
Copy !req
879. I prefer to remain anonymous.
Copy !req
880. Korben Dallas!
Copy !req
881. Here he is! The winner of
the Gemini Croquette Contest.
Copy !req
882. This boy is fueled like fire,
so start melting, ladies...
Copy !req
883. because he is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot, hot!
Copy !req
884. The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.
Copy !req
885. Right on.
Copy !req
886. And he's got something to say...
Copy !req
887. to those 50 billion pairs
of ears out there.
Copy !req
888. Pop it, D-man.
Copy !req
889. Hi.
Copy !req
890. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
891. Quiver, ladies.
He's gonna set the world on fire.
Copy !req
892. Right here from 5 to 7.
Copy !req
893. You'll know everything
there is to know about the D-man.
Copy !req
894. His dreams...
Copy !req
895. his desires...
Copy !req
896. his most intimate of intimates.
Copy !req
897. And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is his middle name.
Copy !req
898. So tell me, my man...
Copy !req
899. you nervous in the service?
Copy !req
900. Not really.
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901. Freeze those knees because Korben's
in the place and he's on the case.
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902. Yesterday's frog
will be tomorrow's prince...
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903. of Fhloston Paradise!
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904. The hotel of a thousand and one
follies and lollies.
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905. A magic fountain flowing
with non-stop wine, women and...
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906. hootchie-kootchie-koo...
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907. all night long.
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908. Start licking stamps, girls, because
he'll have you writing home to Mama.
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909. Here, from 5 to 7,
I'll be your voice, your tongue...
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910. on the trail of the sexiest man
of the year: D-man, your man...
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911. my man.
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912. End of transmission.
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913. Okay, Ruby.
See you tomorrow at 5.
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914. How was it?
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915. It was just absolutely green.
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916. Green like what?
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917. Crystal green.
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918. Any kind of green you want...
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919. tree green, emerald, pond green.
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920. Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
It was bad! It had nothing!
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921. No fire! No energy!
I have a show to run here.
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922. It must pop, pop, pop!
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923. So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...
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924. please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary.
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925. It must be green! Okay? Okay?
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926. Can I talk to you for a second?
Just talk to you?
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927. I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.
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928. Tomorrow, from 5 to 7,
you'll give yourself a hand.
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929. - Green?
- Super-green.
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930. Dallas? Korben Dallas?
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931. That's me.
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932. I only have one Korben Dallas
on my list, and he's checked in.
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933. That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
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934. Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
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935. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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936. I need to talk to someone!
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937. I don't believe this!
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938. This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.
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939. I'm sorry. I'm calm.
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940. There's been a mistake.
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941. To make your flight short...
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942. flight attendants are switching
on the sleep regulator...
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943. which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.
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944. Thank you.
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945. Hi.
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946. - You speak English now.
- Yes. I learn.
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947. Good.
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948. Leeloo, we are not on vacation.
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949. I'm on an important mission.
I work for some important people.
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950. If I hadn't come to get you,
you'd be in trouble.
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951. - Understand? Big trouble?
- Yes.
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952. But you, no trouble.
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953. Me, fifth element.
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954. Supreme being.
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955. Me protect you.
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956. Sleep.
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957. - Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait—
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958. Sleep regulator operative
in zone one.
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959. Thank you.
Zone two, are you operative?
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960. Zone two?
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961. Everything's ready, captain.
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962. - Mr. Rhod.
- What?
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963. Assume your individual position.
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964. But I want all positions!
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965. Mr. Rhod!
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966. - Parasites in landing gear.
- Ground, you copy?
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967. Got it. Front gear.
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968. Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
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969. We need some heat here, man!
Get some heat!
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970. Some heat over here, man!
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971. Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!
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972. Thank you!
Thank you very much!
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973. Come, come.
Give me this. Give me this.
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974. Take that.
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975. Mr. Rhod!
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976. You can call me Ruby.
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977. Fueled and ready to go.
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978. I'll buy you one.
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979. Have you taken off already?
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980. - I'm not on the plane.
- What?
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981. The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.
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982. Are you making fun of me?
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983. No, no, no! I swear! I swear!
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984. I never felt this way before
with a human.
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985. - Really?
- Yeah!
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986. I've tried everything, believe me.
There's no way to get on the plane.
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987. - Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for lift-off?
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988. Confirmed.
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989. Not there. No, please, not there.
Please, not there.
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990. - Power pressure?
- Primed.
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991. - Protection?
- Confirmed.
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992. Power increase.
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993. Ten seconds.
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994. I am...
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995. a little...
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996. - ... disappointed.
- Five...
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997. - If there is one thing I do not like...
- Three...
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998. - ... it is to be...
- ... two...
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999. - ... disappointed.
- ... one...
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1000. - Sorry, this will never happen again.
- I know.
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1001. lift-off.
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1002. - Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Checklist for light speed.
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1003. Sir, we're finally getting something.
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1004. It's sending radio wavelengths.
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1005. - What does it want with radio waves?
- Maybe it wants to make a call.
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1006. Zorg's office.
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1007. I told you I did not
want to be disturbed.
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1008. You don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow...
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1009. and it's Mr. Shadow on the line.
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1010. It's me again.
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1011. Zorg here.
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1012. - Am I disturbing you?
- No, no, I was just—
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1013. Where are you?
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1014. Not far now.
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1015. Good.
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1016. Good, good.
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1017. How are the stones?
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1018. Fine. Fine. Just fine.
I'll have the...
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1019. I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now...
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1020. but it wasn't easy.
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1021. My costs have tripled.
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1022. Money is of no importance.
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1023. I want the stones.
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1024. The stones...
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1025. will be here.
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1026. I'll see to it personally.
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1027. I will be among you...
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1028. soon.
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1029. - We lost it.
- We lost the signal.
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1030. Damn!
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1031. We've begun our descent
toward Fhloston Paradise.
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1032. The local time is 3:20 p.m.
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1033. Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.
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1034. We hope you enjoyed your flight
and hope to see you again soon.
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1035. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.
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1036. Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.
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1037. Parasites in the main ventilation.
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1038. Again? I'll get it.
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1039. Have we arrived yet?
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1040. - Yeah.
- Oh, good.
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1041. We have 12 swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.
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1042. All the restaurants are between
level two and level 10.
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1043. The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p.m.
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1044. Then the airship goes higher
to offer you a better view.
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1045. - Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.
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1046. - Any tickets left for the opera?
- You have a seat reserved, front row...
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1047. next to Ruby Rhod!
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1048. He's so talented, don't you think?
I love him. He's so sexy.
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1049. He has your ticket,
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.
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1050. Where can I get something to wear?
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1051. - Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.
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1052. You miserable bastard,
I never should've pushed you out.
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1053. I was in labor for days,
and this is how you repay me?
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1054. - I should've gotten a robot.
- Come on, Ma.
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1055. I should be there, not you.
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1056. I need a tan. I need a cocktail.
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1057. Get the case in.
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1058. Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.
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1059. Welcome to the— I'm security.
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1060. Welcome to the— Tall...
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1061. - Can I talk to you?
- Sure. Yeah.
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1062. - What's your name?
- Fog.
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1063. Ms. Plavalaguna is glad
that you're here.
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1064. She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert.
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1065. Stay here.
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1066. You're listening to Radio Cosmos
and it is now 5 p.m.
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1067. - Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.
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1068. Helm 108!
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1069. Helm to 108.
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1070. Time to join Ruby Rhod
and Korben Dallas...
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1071. the lucky winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
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1072. Coming at you live from Fhloston...
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1073. Paradise!
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1074. Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben
and the manager of this hotel...
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1075. and Miss Gemini Croquette
in person...
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1076. and 8000 other lucksters here...
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1077. to enjoy the privilege of the
unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!
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1078. Now we enter what must be...
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1079. the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe!
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1080. A perfect replica
of the old opera house...
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1081. but who cares?
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1082. To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.
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1083. To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.
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1084. He's not gonna get much
out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!
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1085. To who?
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1086. And here we have Roy Von Bacon,
king of laser ball.
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1087. The Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.
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1088. "I love to sing,"
she recently confessed to me.
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1089. By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.
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1090. I play the rest after the concert.
Now it's time...
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1091. for Korben
to say the word of the day.
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1092. Tell me, my man, you happy
here in the big world?
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1093. Thrilled.
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1094. And now champagne!
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1095. Commercial! Commercial!
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1096. Break for 30 seconds.
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1097. Showtime.
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1098. I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock.
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1099. Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security.
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1100. - Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.
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1101. - Yes?
- Champagne for the diva.
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1102. I'll take it.
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1103. I found it.
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1104. Get her!
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1105. It was an ambush.
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1106. If it's war they want,
it's war they'll get!
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1107. Bravo! Bravo!
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1108. Bravo! Bravo!
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1109. My compliments, little lady.
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1110. Thank you for doing all the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.
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1111. Hand over the stones.
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1112. Nobody move! I'm taking over the ship!
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1113. Hands up!
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1114. Ruby! Ruby!
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1115. I know this music.
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1116. Let's change the beat.
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1117. Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we're being attacked.
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1118. I don't know who they are,
but they're everywhere.
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1119. I see one. They're warriors,
and they're ugly.
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1120. They got big teeth, big foreheads,
and they stink.
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1121. Mangalores.
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1122. The government sent me to help you.
Stay calm.
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1123. If somebody hears this,
come and get me. I'm in the first row.
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1124. - You must give her the stones.
- Who?
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1125. The fifth element.
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1126. The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.
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1127. - Leeloo?
- Yes.
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1128. But she's more fragile than she seems.
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1129. She needs your help...
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1130. and your love...
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1131. or she will die.
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1132. - Stay with me.
- Help!
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1133. If you want something done,
do it yourself.
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1134. Come on, honey. You can't die.
Listen to me. Wake up!
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1135. - Where are the stones?
- What?
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1136. The stones. Where are the stones?
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1137. The stones.
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1138. They're not here.
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1139. The stones, where are they?
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1140. In me.
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1141. What?
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1142. Oh, my God, Korben.
Korben, another one coming.
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1143. - I think we should go.
- One minute. One minute.
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1144. Hey, you!
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1145. I said you.
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1146. - I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?
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1147. I said one minute.
Ruby, hold this gun.
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1148. What do you want me to do?
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1149. Come on. Put your hand on it.
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1150. - What do I do?
- If he moves, squeeze the trigger.
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1151. - I don't feel right. I don't feel right.
- The stones are "in me."
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1152. I got a headache. This ain't me.
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1153. Sorry.
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1154. Think he'll be okay?
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1155. Oh, my God, Korben.
Another one coming.
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1156. Shit. Three coming.
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1157. You guard this with your life,
or you'll look like him. You green?
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1158. - Green.
- Super-green?
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1159. Is that your idea
of a discreet operation?
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1160. Don't worry. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.
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1161. Move! Move!
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1162. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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1163. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.
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1164. Let me do it.
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1165. Oh, my God. Korben Dallas,
my man, is in trouble.
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1166. The gun!
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1167. The gun! Give me the gun.
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1168. I'm gonna go and try to see
if I can see something a little closer.
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1169. Yes, the gun. Yeah.
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1170. Thanks, Ray.
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1171. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
I'm not armed!
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1172. Get up!
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1173. You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!
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1174. I'm not armed!
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1175. Oh, my God.
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1176. I'm on vacation.
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1177. Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation. I won a...
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1178. contest.
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1179. Gemini Croquette's to
Fhloston Paradise.
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1180. Down.
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1181. - Wait a minute.
- Get down!
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1182. - He's trying to say something to me.
- Down!
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1183. Sorry, my man.
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1184. Where are you?
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1185. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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1186. They're coming. They're coming.
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1187. Don't move.
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1188. - What you doing?
- Count to 10.
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1189. - Was that a bomb?
- Shut up and count!
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1190. One, two, three, four, five...
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1191. six, seven, eight...
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1192. nine...
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1193. Ten.
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1194. I am very disappointed!
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1195. Korben, what are you looking for?
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1196. Control room.
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1197. - This is it.
- I'll be over here.
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1198. Let's go!
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1199. Quiet! Quiet!
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1200. You in charge?
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1201. How many are out there?
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1202. - I don't know.
- Let's count.
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1203. Seven on the left. Five on the right.
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1204. Four on the right. Two on the left.
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1205. Find the leader.
They won't fight without the leader.
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1206. One more shot and we start
killing hostages.
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1207. - That's the leader.
- Send someone to negotiate.
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1208. I've never negotiated.
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1209. You mind if I try?
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1210. No, no. Sure, sure.
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1211. We're sending somebody in
to negotiate!
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1212. Anybody else want to negotiate?
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1213. Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?
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1214. I wonder.
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1215. Where's Ruby?
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1216. I thought he was dead.
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1217. Master!
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1218. It was nothing, really.
Just a helping hand.
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1219. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ruby Rhod...
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1220. still alive.
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1221. What's wrong with you? It hurt!
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1222. I realize that you must be
pretty mad at me...
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1223. but I'm fighting for a noble cause.
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1224. Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.
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1225. - Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo.
- Leeloo's in trouble?
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1226. When is Leeloo not in trouble?
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1227. - There. Where's that?
- The diva's suite.
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1228. Hang on.
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1229. Here, come on. How do you
get yourself into these positions?
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1230. Come on.
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1231. I'm here. It's all right.
Everything's okay now.
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1232. Listen.
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1233. I got the stones.
Just take it easy, all right?
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1234. My man, my man, what's this thing
with all these numbers?
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1235. It's— It's—
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1236. If it was a bomb...
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1237. the alarms would go off because
all these hotels have bomb detectors.
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1238. This is a Type A alert.
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1239. For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.
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1240. Proceed calmly to the lifeboats...
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1241. Stay calm!
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1242. located in the main hallways.
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1243. Please, stay calm!
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1244. Korben, my man,
you know how to stop this, right?
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1245. Two minutes to complete evacuation.
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1246. - Get back!
- Evacuation! Evacuation!
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1247. Sorry, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.
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1248. I know.
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1249. - I don't want to die.
- Please, my son.
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1250. Get in.
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1251. One minute to total evacuation.
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1252. This one.
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1253. Forty-five seconds.
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1254. Get her strapped in.
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1255. Korben, my man,
you know how to fly this thing?
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1256. Just like driving a cab.
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1257. How we gonna get out the door?
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1258. Fifteen seconds.
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1259. Ten, nine, eight...
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1260. seven, six, five...
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1261. For the honor.
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1262. Oh, no.
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1263. You should hold on.
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1264. Like driving a cab.
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1265. Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7 p.m. Time for the news.
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1266. See you tomorrow
for a new adventure.
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1267. End of transmission.
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1268. That's the best show I ever did.
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1269. Major Dallas has
the five elements on board...
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1270. and the priest is guiding them
to the temple.
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1271. We're saved.
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1272. The diva said
I should take care of you.
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1273. Humans act so strange.
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1274. What do you mean?
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1275. Everything you created...
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1276. is used to destroy.
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1277. We call it human nature.
You learn that on your screen?
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1278. I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.
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1279. V is good.
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1280. Some very good words in V.
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1281. Like what?
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1282. Valiant.
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1283. Vulnerable.
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1284. Very beautiful.
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1285. Oh, of course, Munro!
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1286. - Mr. President?
- Yes, now what?
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1287. We have a problem.
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1288. It's advancing?
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1289. It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.
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1290. And do you have any idea
where it's heading?
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1291. Korben, there's a general on the phone.
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1292. I'll give you the president.
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1293. Major Dallas, I first would like
to salute a warrior.
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1294. You're a shining example of this army.
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1295. In the name of the Federation—
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1296. Any idea when you'll get to the point?
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1297. Okay. There's a ball of fire 1200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth...
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1298. and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.
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1299. How much time do we have?
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1300. If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.
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1301. I'll call you back in two hours.
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1302. Hello?
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1303. They just landed in the desert.
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1304. Good job, David.
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1305. - Put her in the center.
- Where? Here?
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1306. You got it figured out, Father?
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1307. This one should be fire.
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1308. - You know how this works?
- Theoretically.
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1309. The four stones should go around.
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1310. The fifth element should be
in the middle...
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1311. and then the weapon
against evil should work.
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1312. - You've never seen this work?
- No.
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1313. Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.
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1314. That's it. That's it.
Match up the symbols. Go! Go!
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1315. Wind.
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1316. My man, what you doing?
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1317. - What?
- What you doing?
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1318. Trying to keep you in the DJ business.
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1319. Fire.
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1320. Done.
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1321. - So, what happens now?
- So now, we have to open them.
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1322. - And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically...
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1323. no.
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1324. Leeloo, honey, wake up.
You have to help us.
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1325. How do you open these stones?
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1326. Wind blows.
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1327. Fire burns.
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1328. Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?
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1329. Rain...
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1330. falls.
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1331. What does it mean?
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1332. I think that—
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1333. Maybe it's a charade.
A game or something.
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1334. If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're dead.
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1335. - Dead?
- Yes, dead.
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1336. Too late.
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1337. - We've lost contact with them.
- Three minutes.
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1338. I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?
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1339. We're never gonna make it.
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1340. Korben. Korben, it moved!
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1341. - Show me what you did.
- Nothing.
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1342. Shut up, shut up!
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1343. Calm down. Show me
what you did, step by step.
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1344. - I was just standing here.
- Quickly.
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1345. I put my hands on the top
like this, and I said:
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1346. "We're not gonna make it."
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1347. And that's it?
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1348. Korben, my man.
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1349. Wind.
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1350. She said, "Wind blows."
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1351. Everyone take a stone.
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1352. Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for earth. Go!
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1353. Earth.
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1354. Open the other one.
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1355. Korben, my man, I have no fire.
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1356. I have no matches. Do you have any?
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1357. I stopped smoking. Father, you smoke?
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1358. Got some matches?
We need some fire.
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1359. We gonna die.
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1360. Don't breathe.
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1361. Fire.
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1362. One minute.
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1363. Let's go, Leeloo.
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1364. Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.
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1365. Protect life...
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1366. until death.
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1367. Listen to me! Listen to me.
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1368. Listen, I know you're very tired.
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1369. I'll take you on vacation.
A real vacation, just you and me.
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1370. But if you don't do something
right now, we'll all die.
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1371. What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?
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1372. It'll be entering the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.
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1373. Leeloo, you're right. You're right.
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1374. But there are some things...
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1375. very nice things worth saving,
beautiful things.
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1376. Beautiful things.
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1377. Like love?
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1378. Yes, love. That's good. That's good.
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1379. That's a good example.
Love is worth saving.
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1380. I don't know love.
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1381. I don't know love.
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1382. I was built to protect, not to love.
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1383. So there's no use
for me other than this.
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1384. You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
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1385. I need you. I need you, very much.
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1386. Why?
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1387. Because...
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1388. Because...
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1389. Tell her, Korben.
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1390. Tell me. Please.
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1391. Why do you need me?
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1392. - Because...
- Tell me.
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1393. - Tell me.
- Because I—
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1394. Because I love you.
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1395. I love you.
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1396. Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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1397. six, five, four, three...
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1398. two, one...
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1399. Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.
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1400. The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.
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1401. What's wrong with you?
What you screaming for?
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1402. Every five minutes,
it's a bomb or something.
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1403. I'm leaving.
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1404. Mr. President.
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1405. Let me introduce Professor Mactilburgh
who runs the center.
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1406. It's an honor, Mr. President.
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1407. Where are my two heroes?
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1408. They were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor.
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1409. I have 19 meetings after this.
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1410. Let me see if they're revived.
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1411. Thank you.
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1412. We go live in one minute,
Mr. President.
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1413. They're...
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1414. not ready.
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1415. They need...
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1416. - ... five more minutes.
- You have 20 seconds.
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1417. - No, ma'am, I tried. No, ma'am.
- Who's that?
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1418. Some woman.
Claims to be Korben's mother.
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1419. Give it here.
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1420. Mrs. Dallas, this is the president.
On behalf of the Federation—
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1421. That doesn't even sound like him.
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1422. The president's an idiot.
You don't sound like an idiot.
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1423. If you don't want to talk to your mother,
just avoid me as usual.
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1424. I'll throw myself in traffic.
I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.
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