1. Come, come!Copy !req
2. Please!Copy !req
3. Aziz. Aziz.Copy !req
4. Aziz, light!Copy !req
5. Aziz...Copy !req
6. light.Copy !req
7. Good.Copy !req
8. We start again.Copy !req
9. "When the three planets
are in eclipse...Copy !req
10. the black hole,
like a door, is open.Copy !req
11. Evil comes...Copy !req
12. spreading terror and chaos. "Copy !req
13. See the snake, Billy?
The ultimate evil.Copy !req
14. - Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.Copy !req
15. I got all the snakes.Copy !req
16. When is the snake act
supposed to occur?Copy !req
17. If this is the five...Copy !req
18. and this is the one...Copy !req
19. every 5,000 years.Copy !req
20. So, I've got some time then.Copy !req
21. You bring them water.Copy !req
22. Good boy.
I'll take it to them.Copy !req
23. Go with God.
Be safe from evil.Copy !req
24. You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people...Copy !req
25. gathering the four elements
of life...Copy !req
26. water, fire, earth, air...Copy !req
27. around a fifth one.Copy !req
28. A fifth...Copy !req
29. element.Copy !req
30. Forgive me, Lord.Copy !req
31. They already know
too much.Copy !req
32. Father.Copy !req
33. How are you?Copy !req
34. - Well. You have some glasses?
- Of course.Copy !req
35. I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.Copy !req
36. It's the greatest find
in history.Copy !req
37. You must be parched.Copy !req
38. Oh, yes, yes.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
39. It's like a battle plan.Copy !req
40. Here the good.Copy !req
41. Here the evil.Copy !req
42. And here, a weapon...Copy !req
43. against evil.Copy !req
44. I'm going
to be famous.Copy !req
45. Then let us toast
to your fame.Copy !req
46. To fame.Copy !req
47. Salute.Copy !req
48. You can't toast
with water.Copy !req
49. Billy, in my sack,
the grappa.Copy !req
50. This I don't understand.Copy !req
51. This could be something...Copy !req
52. prehistoric.Copy !req
53. I don't know.Copy !req
54. But, wait.Copy !req
55. Here.Copy !req
56. Look, look.Copy !req
57. They're here.Copy !req
58. This man...Copy !req
59. this perfect being.Copy !req
60. I know this is the key.
I know it.Copy !req
61. This divine light
they talk about.Copy !req
62. What is divine light?Copy !req
63. Aziz, light!Copy !req
64. Much better.
Thank you.Copy !req
65. My Lord.Copy !req
66. Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
67. Don't you think?Copy !req
68. Are you German?Copy !req
69. Lord...Copy !req
70. I know he was about
to discover everything.Copy !req
71. But, no worry.Copy !req
72. I was there in time.Copy !req
73. Priest...Copy !req
74. you and those before you...Copy !req
75. have served us well.Copy !req
76. But war is coming.Copy !req
77. Stones not safe
on Earth anymore.Copy !req
78. This...Copy !req
79. is really amazing.Copy !req
80. The fifth element.Copy !req
81. Take the stones.Copy !req
82. My Lord...Copy !req
83. if you take the weapon,
we'll be defenseless...Copy !req
84. when evil returns.Copy !req
85. In 300 years...Copy !req
86. when evil returns...Copy !req
87. so shall we.Copy !req
88. Oh, Professor.Copy !req
89. Professor.Copy !req
90. Don't move!Copy !req
91. I have a gun!Copy !req
92. Please, understand.
They're our friends.Copy !req
93. Friends?Copy !req
94. Father, they've killed the Professor!
They're monsters!Copy !req
95. I'll explain everything.Copy !req
96. - You're with them?
- Look at me.Copy !req
97. I am your friend.Copy !req
98. - No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!Copy !req
99. Please, put...Copy !req
100. the gun down.Copy !req
101. Billy, no!Copy !req
102. Hurry!Copy !req
103. The wall is closing!Copy !req
104. Here is your mission:Copy !req
105. Pass your knowledge
to the next priest...Copy !req
106. as it was passed to you.Copy !req
107. I will do as
you command, but...Copy !req
108. hurry, you still
have time.Copy !req
109. Time not important.Copy !req
110. Only life...Copy !req
111. important.Copy !req
112. I will fulfill
my mission!Copy !req
113. You can count on me!Copy !req
114. I will pass the knowledge
until your return.Copy !req
115. Anything yet?Copy !req
116. - Not even a temperature?
- The analyzers have jammed.Copy !req
117. One shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5,000.Copy !req
118. Let's see it.Copy !req
119. It's taking shape.Copy !req
120. Send out a probe.Copy !req
121. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
122. the President of
the Federated Territories.Copy !req
123. On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.Copy !req
124. I saved this seat
for you, Father.Copy !req
125. President on the line.Copy !req
126. We're in position.Copy !req
127. I have to address the Supreme Council.
Just the facts.Copy !req
128. There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis yet.Copy !req
129. All the calibers are overshot.Copy !req
130. We're initiating
thermonucleatic imaging.Copy !req
131. What you're saying is,
you don't know what this is.Copy !req
132. All we know is,
it just keeps getting bigger.Copy !req
133. Recommendation?Copy !req
134. My philosophy is
shoot first and ask questions later.Copy !req
135. I don't like uninvited guests.Copy !req
136. All right, then.Copy !req
137. Mr. President?Copy !req
138. Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astrophenomenon.Copy !req
139. I...Copy !req
140. have a different theory
to offer you, sir.Copy !req
141. You have 20 seconds.Copy !req
142. Imagine that this...Copy !req
143. thing is not anything
that can be identified...Copy !req
144. because it prefers not to be.Copy !req
145. Wherever there is life...Copy !req
146. it brings death...Copy !req
147. because it's evil.Copy !req
148. Absolute evil.Copy !req
149. One more reason
to shoot first.Copy !req
150. Evil begets evil, Mr. President.Copy !req
151. Shooting will only
make it stronger.Copy !req
152. Probe will obtain objective
in five seconds.Copy !req
153. Growth rate is at 27%.Copy !req
154. Your theory is interesting,
but we don't have time to go into it.Copy !req
155. Time is of no importance.
Only life is important.Copy !req
156. You're right.
That's exactly what we'll do.Copy !req
157. We'll protect the life of 200 billion
of my fellow citizens.Copy !req
158. You may fire when ready.Copy !req
159. Up-front loading of a 120-ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.Copy !req
160. Its structure solidified
on the surface.Copy !req
161. I think it's anticipating the attack.
That denotes intelligence.Copy !req
162. The most...Copy !req
163. terrible intelligence imaginable.Copy !req
164. 120's loaded.Copy !req
165. The ship is
in combat formation.Copy !req
166. Missiles are loaded.Copy !req
167. - Staedert.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
168. I have a doubt.Copy !req
169. I don't, Mr. President.Copy !req
170. What happened?
Can you hear me?Copy !req
171. What happened?Copy !req
172. - Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to.Copy !req
173. The planet has increased
diameter by 200%.Copy !req
174. It's moving toward the ship.Copy !req
175. What do we have
that's bigger than 240?Copy !req
176. Nothing, sir.Copy !req
177. Staedert, do you hear me?Copy !req
178. Get out of there.Copy !req
179. I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
180. Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?Copy !req
181. Do you understand?
Listen.Copy !req
182. That's an order.Copy !req
183. Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?Copy !req
184. Get out of there!Copy !req
185. Good God!Copy !req
186. Four a day.Copy !req
187. I'm tryin'.Copy !req
188. To quit is my goal.Copy !req
189. I'm up.Copy !req
190. All right, I'm up.Copy !req
191. God.Copy !req
192. Hey, dog brain,
Finger here.Copy !req
193. Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
194. I love you too.Copy !req
195. You haven't called me that
since basic training.Copy !req
196. I was talking
to the cat.Copy !req
197. I forgot...Copy !req
198. you prefer your cat
to the real thing.Copy !req
199. At least the cat
comes back.Copy !req
200. Still pining
for that two-timing slut?Copy !req
201. There's millions
out there.Copy !req
202. I don't want
a million.Copy !req
203. I just want one.Copy !req
204. The perfect one.Copy !req
205. It don't exist, Major.Copy !req
206. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
207. What?Copy !req
208. Picture of you.Copy !req
209. - How do I look?
- Like shit.Copy !req
210. Must be an old picture.Copy !req
211. Bring me your hack
for a six-month overhaul.Copy !req
212. - Negative.
- A.S.A.P.Copy !req
213. I don't need one.Copy !req
214. Who sat next to you for 1,000 missions?
I know how you drive.Copy !req
215. Finger, I drive
a cab now...Copy !req
216. not a space fighter.Copy !req
217. Tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?Copy !req
218. Major, how many points?Copy !req
219. At least 50.Copy !req
220. Know what?
You gotta learn to lie better.Copy !req
221. See you tonight.Copy !req
222. Welcome to Paradise.Copy !req
223. Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
224. It's Ruby Rhod,
and I'll tell you live at five...Copy !req
225. the winner of the super green
Gemini Croquette Contest!Copy !req
226. The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
227. Tune in to Radio Cosmos.Copy !req
228. Don't watch all day.
It'll rot your brain.Copy !req
229. For a perfect world.Copy !req
230. - Give me the cash.
- Been here long?Copy !req
231. Long enough.
Give me the cash.Copy !req
232. Is that a Z-140?Copy !req
233. Alleviated titanium.Copy !req
234. Neurocharged assault model.Copy !req
235. Good thing for me
it's not loaded.Copy !req
236. It's not loaded?Copy !req
237. You have to...Copy !req
238. push that yellow button
to load it.Copy !req
239. Take your time.Copy !req
240. Want me to-Copy !req
241. There you go.Copy !req
242. Give me the cash!Copy !req
243. That's a very
dangerous gun.Copy !req
244. Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you.Copy !req
245. You don't mind, do you?
You sure?Copy !req
246. No. Take it.
I don't need it.Copy !req
247. That's a nice hat.Copy !req
248. You like it?Copy !req
249. God!Copy !req
250. Please enter your license.Copy !req
251. Yes, just a minute.Copy !req
252. Welcome, Mr. Dallas.Copy !req
253. Good morning.Copy !req
254. Sleep well? Me too.Copy !req
255. I had a horrible nightmare.Copy !req
256. Propulsion 2-X-4.Copy !req
257. You have five points left
on your license.Copy !req
258. Yeah, thank you
for reminding me.Copy !req
259. Have a nice day.Copy !req
260. Why not?Copy !req
261. You have 48 hours.Copy !req
262. That's the time it needs to adapt
itself to our living conditions.Copy !req
263. - And then?
- Then it will be too late.Copy !req
264. The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...Copy !req
265. but to exterminate life.Copy !req
266. All forms of life.Copy !req
267. You're telling me
there's nothing that can stop this.Copy !req
268. There is only one thing.Copy !req
269. The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the weapon to defeat evil.Copy !req
270. Four elements...Copy !req
271. gathered around a fifth...Copy !req
272. supreme being,
the ultimate warrior...Copy !req
273. created to protect life.Copy !req
274. Together they produce
"The Light of Creation. "Copy !req
275. Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.Copy !req
276. But, if...Copy !req
277. evil stands there...Copy !req
278. Then what?Copy !req
279. Then light turns to dark.Copy !req
280. Life to death...Copy !req
281. forever.Copy !req
282. A Mondoshawan spaceship requests
permission to enter our territory.Copy !req
283. Give it permission to enter
with our warmest regards.Copy !req
284. Thank you.Copy !req
285. Permission to enter granted.Copy !req
286. Show time.Copy !req
287. We are lost.Copy !req
288. Aknot, we are connected to Earth.Copy !req
289. Mr. Zorg's office.Copy !req
290. It's Aknot.Copy !req
291. I'm so glad
to hear you, Aknot.Copy !req
292. The mission is accomplished.Copy !req
293. You'll have what you asked for
in a few hours.Copy !req
294. Good.
I'll meet you at my factory.Copy !req
295. The attack was by
two unregistered warships.Copy !req
296. Close all borders and
declare a state of general alert.Copy !req
297. Try to contact the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation.Copy !req
298. Three hundred years
of waiting for nothing.Copy !req
299. Go get some rest.Copy !req
300. No.Copy !req
301. The Mondoshawan...Copy !req
302. I am their contact.Copy !req
303. They will come for me.Copy !req
304. This is government business.
I'll keep you informed.Copy !req
305. The rescue team has reported
from the crash site.Copy !req
306. Any survivors?Copy !req
307. Only one.Copy !req
308. You call that a survivor?Copy !req
309. A few cells still alive.
More than I need.Copy !req
310. Have you identified it?Copy !req
311. The computer went
off the charts.Copy !req
312. Normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups...Copy !req
313. which is enough
for any species to perpetuate.Copy !req
314. This has 200,000 memo groups.Copy !req
315. Sounds like
a freak of nature.Copy !req
316. Yeah, can't wait
to meet him.Copy !req
317. You okay?
Over here.Copy !req
318. Excuse me.Copy !req
319. General, I want
to show you something.Copy !req
320. This is a normal
human DNA chain.Copy !req
321. You, me, anybody, right?Copy !req
322. Watch this.Copy !req
323. The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are like ours.Copy !req
324. There's simply more of them,
with infinite genetic knowledge.Copy !req
325. Almost like this being
was engineered.Copy !req
326. Is there any danger?Copy !req
327. We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.Copy !req
328. The cell is,
for lack of a better word...Copy !req
329. perfect.Copy !req
330. Go ahead.Copy !req
331. Mr. Perfect better be polite.Copy !req
332. Otherwise, I turn him
into cat food.Copy !req
333. Activate it.Copy !req
334. Tissue processing.Copy !req
335. Ten seconds to
ultraviolet protection.Copy !req
336. This is the last phase.Copy !req
337. The cells are bombarded by atoms
which forces the body to react.Copy !req
338. That means
growing skin.Copy !req
339. Wonderful.Copy !req
340. Reconstruction complete.Copy !req
341. Remove the shield.Copy !req
342. I told you.
Perfect.Copy !req
343. Thermal bandages.Copy !req
344. I'd...Copy !req
345. like to take
a few pictures...Copy !req
346. for the archives.Copy !req
347. - What's she saying?
- I don't know.Copy !req
348. Activate the phonic detector.Copy !req
349. Is that thing solid?Copy !req
350. - Unbreakable.
- Good.Copy !req
351. If you want out...Copy !req
352. you'll have to develop
those communication skills.Copy !req
353. General alert.Copy !req
354. Perfect.Copy !req
355. Ladder on 18.Copy !req
356. Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.Copy !req
357. This way.Copy !req
358. Lady, stay calm.Copy !req
359. This is the police.Copy !req
360. There's nowhere
else to go.Copy !req
361. Slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.Copy !req
362. Do you understand?Copy !req
363. She doesn't.Copy !req
364. I think we need
a flying unit.Copy !req
365. This is the police.Copy !req
366. This is the police.Copy !req
367. We are processing
your identification.Copy !req
368. Put your arms up
and follow our instructions.Copy !req
369. She has no file.Copy !req
370. She dove off.Copy !req
371. You just had an accident.Copy !req
372. Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!Copy !req
373. You have one point left
on your license.Copy !req
374. Look out!Copy !req
375. Left!Copy !req
376. I can't believe it.
Shit.Copy !req
377. Any survivors?Copy !req
378. Hi.Copy !req
379. Are you okay?Copy !req
380. Boom.Copy !req
381. Boom. Yeah,
I understand "boom. "Copy !req
382. Bada boom.Copy !req
383. Big.Copy !req
384. Big bada boom.Copy !req
385. Big...Copy !req
386. bada big boom.Copy !req
387. Big boom.Copy !req
388. Yeah, big bada boom.Copy !req
389. Bada boom.Copy !req
390. Big boom.
Big bada boom.Copy !req
391. You're lucky you're not dead.Copy !req
392. This is a police control.Copy !req
393. Please keep your hands
on the wheel.Copy !req
394. You have an unauthorized passenger
in your vehicle.Copy !req
395. We are going
to arrest her.Copy !req
396. Thank you for cooperating.Copy !req
397. Sorry, honey.Copy !req
398. Looks like
this is your ride.Copy !req
399. Open the door.Copy !req
400. Do what they say.Copy !req
401. Sorry.Copy !req
402. "Please...Copy !req
403. help. "Copy !req
404. I only have one point
left on my license.Copy !req
405. I need it to get back to the garage
and get the cab a six-month overhaul.Copy !req
406. You understand?Copy !req
407. Can you please
open the passenger door?Copy !req
408. Please...Copy !req
409. help.Copy !req
410. I can't.Copy !req
411. I repeat...Copy !req
412. open the passenger door.Copy !req
413. Yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
414. Why not?Copy !req
415. Thank you
for your cooperation.Copy !req
416. Help.Copy !req
417. Finger's going
to kill me.Copy !req
418. Emergency!
Emergency!Copy !req
419. One point has
been removed.Copy !req
420. Yes, I know!Copy !req
421. This is so stupid.Copy !req
422. Assist in pursuit
of yellow cab.Copy !req
423. Unit 47,
we're on the way...Copy !req
424. after we finish lunch.Copy !req
425. Two golden menus.Copy !req
426. I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.Copy !req
427. Thank you so much.Copy !req
428. And I'm definitely
too thirsty.Copy !req
429. Look out!Copy !req
430. We got lucky.Copy !req
431. If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.Copy !req
432. Maybe two miles.Copy !req
433. Hang on.Copy !req
434. Look, lady...Copy !req
435. I only speak English
and bad English!Copy !req
436. Run an ID.Copy !req
437. I'm all for conversation, but maybe
you can just shut up for a minute!Copy !req
438. He's got a scan blocker.Copy !req
439. Means he's a car thief.
Blast him.Copy !req
440. I don't know
what you did...Copy !req
441. but they are pissed off!Copy !req
442. Hold on!Copy !req
443. We're safe for a while.Copy !req
444. You want to play soft?
I'll play soft.Copy !req
445. You want to play hard?
Let's play hard.Copy !req
446. If we get to the fog,
we'll be okay.Copy !req
447. If we make the fog.Copy !req
448. How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?Copy !req
449. We're just going to wait here until
things quiet down if you don't mind.Copy !req
450. Shit.Copy !req
451. You okay?Copy !req
452. Priest.Copy !req
453. You don't need a priest,
just a doctor.Copy !req
454. Vito Cornelius.Copy !req
455. What?Copy !req
456. Priest.Copy !req
457. Yes?Copy !req
458. I'm looking
for a priest.Copy !req
459. The weddings are downstairs, my son.
Congratulations.Copy !req
460. She's not my bride.
She's my fare.Copy !req
461. She's looking for
Vito Cornelius.Copy !req
462. The phone book
said he lived here.Copy !req
463. Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.Copy !req
464. Nobody does.
No file, no ID, nothing.Copy !req
465. She's got a tattoo
on this arm.Copy !req
466. Tattoo?Copy !req
467. Fifth...Copy !req
468. element.Copy !req
469. Finger's going
to kill me.Copy !req
470. - Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?Copy !req
471. I brought the girl, remember?
The redhead.Copy !req
472. She just dropped in on me.Copy !req
473. Started speaking
a bizarre language.Copy !req
474. It's not bizarre.
It's the divine language.Copy !req
475. It's the ancient language...Copy !req
476. spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.Copy !req
477. He's a she.Copy !req
478. You noticed that.Copy !req
479. Yes.Copy !req
480. - It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.Copy !req
481. Not a moment to lose.
Wake her up.Copy !req
482. But gently,
because this woman is...Copy !req
483. mankind's most precious possession.Copy !req
484. She is perfect.Copy !req
485. Perfect.Copy !req
486. More dignified.Copy !req
487. Hey, lady...Copy !req
488. wake up.Copy !req
489. I shouldn't
have done that.Copy !req
490. It was wrong
to kiss you.Copy !req
491. He said
to wake you gently.Copy !req
492. You're right.Copy !req
493. Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.Copy !req
494. Remember?Copy !req
495. "Bada boom?"Copy !req
496. "Big bada boom?"Copy !req
497. Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Look.Copy !req
498. I drive a cab.
This is me.Copy !req
499. Korben Dallas.Copy !req
500. Korben.
You understand?Copy !req
501. Here.Copy !req
502. Take it.Copy !req
503. You can call me
when you learn English.Copy !req
504. Just kidding.Copy !req
505. What is your name?Copy !req
506. You.Copy !req
507. Korben.Copy !req
508. Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai
Ekbat De Sebat.Copy !req
509. Good.Copy !req
510. All that's your name?Copy !req
511. Do you have...Copy !req
512. a shorter name?Copy !req
513. Short.Copy !req
514. Korben Dallas.Copy !req
515. Leeloo.Copy !req
516. Leeloo.Copy !req
517. Korben, Leeloo.Copy !req
518. Leeloo, Korben.Copy !req
519. You're sure
she's a Supreme Being?Copy !req
520. Absolutely sure.Copy !req
521. Old friends.Copy !req
522. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
523. - Ask her for my gun back.
- What's your name?Copy !req
524. Korben Dallas.Copy !req
525. Thank you for your help.Copy !req
526. You've been kind,
but now the girl needs to rest.Copy !req
527. She's been on
a long trip.Copy !req
528. I know.
I was there when she landed.Copy !req
529. Wait, wait, Father.Copy !req
530. She said something
I didn't understand.Copy !req
531. What does
"ekto gamat" mean?Copy !req
532. "Never without my permission. "Copy !req
533. That's what I thought.Copy !req
534. I shouldn't have
kissed her.Copy !req
535. Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I forgot your food.Copy !req
536. How about some
nice Thai food?Copy !req
537. Yeah, yeah, hold on.Copy !req
538. Buddy, I'm waiting
all day here.Copy !req
539. - Finger.
- Where's the cab?Copy !req
540. Car's running fine.Copy !req
541. Fine. What "fine"?Copy !req
542. I know you.
"Fine" ain't in your vocabulary.Copy !req
543. You can tell your old buddy Finger
what happened.Copy !req
544. What? You save the planet?Copy !req
545. You dinged the fender again.
That's it, right?Copy !req
546. I was on my way to see you,
and a fare fell in my lap.Copy !req
547. One of these big fares
you can't resist.Copy !req
548. How big?Copy !req
549. Five-nine...Copy !req
550. blue eyes...Copy !req
551. long legs, great skin.Copy !req
552. You know?
Perfect.Copy !req
553. I see.Copy !req
554. And this perfect fare,
she got a name?Copy !req
555. Leeloo.Copy !req
556. What's she doing?Copy !req
557. Learning our history,
the last 5,000 years that she missed.Copy !req
558. She's been asleep
for a while.Copy !req
559. I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.Copy !req
560. You're right.Copy !req
561. Chicken.Copy !req
562. Good.Copy !req
563. Chicken.Copy !req
564. I'm really sorry
to interrupt you, but...Copy !req
565. the case...Copy !req
566. with the stones...Copy !req
567. where is it?Copy !req
568. Stolen?Copy !req
569. Who in God's name
would do such a thing?Copy !req
570. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
571. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.Copy !req
572. Is it possible
to fire 500,000?Copy !req
573. I thought from a smaller company,
like one of the cab companies.Copy !req
574. Fire one million.Copy !req
575. But 500,000-Copy !req
576. One million.Copy !req
577. Fine, sir.Copy !req
578. Sorry to have
disturbed you.Copy !req
579. It's for the Supreme...Copy !req
580. Sorry.Copy !req
581. I didn't know your size,
and I found you this makeup box.Copy !req
582. You just put it like that.Copy !req
583. Yes, there was
a man with a limp...Copy !req
584. came here a month ago
asking about the stones.Copy !req
585. Said he was an art dealer.Copy !req
586. What was his name?Copy !req
587. I'm bad with names.Copy !req
588. - They really make her-
- Perfect, I know.Copy !req
589. What'd she say?Copy !req
590. She says she knows
exactly where they are.Copy !req
591. My dear Aknot, how about
those two planes you borrowed?Copy !req
592. Aknot, is that you?Copy !req
593. What an ugly face.Copy !req
594. It doesn't suit you.Copy !req
595. Take it off.Copy !req
596. That's better.Copy !req
597. Never be ashamed
of who you are.Copy !req
598. You're warriors.
Be proud.Copy !req
599. So what if the federal government
scattered you to the wind.Copy !req
600. What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.Copy !req
601. Your time for revenge
is at hand.Copy !req
602. The ZF-1.Copy !req
603. It's light. The handle's adjustable
for easy carrying.Copy !req
604. Breaks down into four parts,
undetectable by X-ray. Discreet.Copy !req
605. A word on fire power:Copy !req
606. Titanium recharger, 3,000-round clip,
with bursts of 3 to 300.Copy !req
607. With the replay button,
a Zorg invention, it's even easier.Copy !req
608. One shot...Copy !req
609. and replay sends every following shot
to the same location.Copy !req
610. And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.Copy !req
611. Rocket launcher.Copy !req
612. Arrow launcher...Copy !req
613. with exploding
or poisonous heads.Copy !req
614. Very practical.Copy !req
615. Net launcher.Copy !req
616. The flamethrower.Copy !req
617. My favorite.Copy !req
618. And for the grand finale...Copy !req
619. the new Ice Cube System.Copy !req
620. Four full crates...Copy !req
621. delivered right on time.Copy !req
622. And what about you,
dear Aknot?Copy !req
623. Did you bring
what I asked?Copy !req
624. Yes.Copy !req
625. Magnificent.Copy !req
626. This-Copy !req
627. This case is empty.Copy !req
628. Empty?Copy !req
629. Empty...Copy !req
630. the opposite of full.Copy !req
631. This case
is supposed to be full!Copy !req
632. Anyone care to explain?Copy !req
633. The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.Copy !req
634. Who took another route.Copy !req
635. She's supposed
to contact this person...Copy !req
636. in a hotel.Copy !req
637. And she's looking
for the address.Copy !req
638. Easy.Copy !req
639. Dot.Copy !req
640. It's Planet Fhloston,
in the Angel Constellation.Copy !req
641. We're saved.Copy !req
642. I'm screwed.Copy !req
643. You asked for a case.
We brought one.Copy !req
644. A case with four stones
in it!Copy !req
645. Not one or two or three,
but four!Copy !req
646. Four stones!Copy !req
647. But what the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?Copy !req
648. We are warriors,
not merchants.Copy !req
649. But you can still count!
Look at my fingers.Copy !req
650. Four stones, four crates.Copy !req
651. Zero stones, zero crates!Copy !req
652. Pack everything up!
We're out of here!Copy !req
653. We risked our lives.Copy !req
654. I believe a little compensation
is in order.Copy !req
655. So you are merchants
after all.Copy !req
656. Leave him one crate
for the cause.Copy !req
657. I don't like warriors.Copy !req
658. Narrow-minded,
no subtlety...Copy !req
659. and they fight
for hopeless causes, honor.Copy !req
660. Honor's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.Copy !req
661. I'll tell you what I do like:
a killer.Copy !req
662. A dyed-in-the-wool killer,
cold-blooded, clean and methodical.Copy !req
663. A real killer
picking up the ZF-1...Copy !req
664. would've asked about the red button
on the bottom of the gun.Copy !req
665. Bring me the priest.Copy !req
666. I got everything we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise...Copy !req
667. and a blueprint
of the hotel.Copy !req
668. Good work, my son.
Now to find a way there.Copy !req
669. It won't be easy.
There's a charity ball tomorrow.Copy !req
670. Flights are full,
and the hotel will be guarded.Copy !req
671. There must be a way.Copy !req
672. I'll get it.Copy !req
673. Weddings?Copy !req
674. Not really.Copy !req
675. - Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Who?Copy !req
676. Mr. Zorg.Copy !req
677. Jean-Baptiste...Copy !req
678. Emmanuel...Copy !req
679. Zorg.Copy !req
680. It's nice to see
you again, Father.Copy !req
681. I remember you now.Copy !req
682. The so-called art dealer.Copy !req
683. I'm glad you got
your memory back.Copy !req
684. Because you'll need it.Copy !req
685. Where are the stones?Copy !req
686. I don't know.Copy !req
687. If I did, I wouldn't tell
someone like you.Copy !req
688. Why?Copy !req
689. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
690. I try to serve life.Copy !req
691. But you only...Copy !req
692. want to destroy it.Copy !req
693. Father...Copy !req
694. you're so wrong.Copy !req
695. Let me explain.Copy !req
696. Life, which you so nobly serve,
comes from destruction and chaos.Copy !req
697. Take this empty glass.Copy !req
698. Here it is, peaceful...Copy !req
699. boring.Copy !req
700. But if it is...Copy !req
701. destroyed.Copy !req
702. Look at all these little things.
So busy now.Copy !req
703. Notice how each is useful.Copy !req
704. What a lovely ballet ensues...Copy !req
705. so full of form and color.Copy !req
706. Now think of all those people
that created them.Copy !req
707. Technicians, engineers. People who
can feed their children tonight...Copy !req
708. so those children can grow up
and have children...Copy !req
709. and so on.Copy !req
710. Thus adding
to the great chain...Copy !req
711. of life.Copy !req
712. Water. Fruit.Copy !req
713. You see, Father,
by creating a little destruction...Copy !req
714. I'm encouraging life.Copy !req
715. In reality,
you and I are in the same business.Copy !req
716. Cheers.Copy !req
717. Where's the robot
to pat you on the back?Copy !req
718. Or the engineer?Copy !req
719. Or their children, maybe?Copy !req
720. There, you see how all your
so-called power counts for nothing?Copy !req
721. How your entire empire
of destruction comes...Copy !req
722. crashing down...Copy !req
723. all because of one, little...Copy !req
724. cherry.Copy !req
725. You saved my life...Copy !req
726. and in return,
I'll spare yours...Copy !req
727. for now.Copy !req
728. You're a monster, Zorg.Copy !req
729. I know.Copy !req
730. Torture who you have to,
the President, I don't care.Copy !req
731. Just bring me the stones.Copy !req
732. You have one hour.Copy !req
733. It's gobbling up
all the satellites in the galaxy.Copy !req
734. Why is it eating up
all the satellites?Copy !req
735. We're working on it.Copy !req
736. The Mondoshawan deplore the incident
but accept our apologies.Copy !req
737. And the stones?
Did you find them?Copy !req
738. They weren't on board.Copy !req
739. What?Copy !req
740. The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.Copy !req
741. They gave them
to someone they do trust.Copy !req
742. Her name is Plavalaguna.
She's a diva.Copy !req
743. She's singing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
744. She has the stones.Copy !req
745. The Mondoshawans will help.Copy !req
746. We must send someone...Copy !req
747. to get the stones.Copy !req
748. Excellent.Copy !req
749. I want this operation to be
as discreet as possible.Copy !req
750. No troops.
No big operation.Copy !req
751. I want your best man
to go undercover.Copy !req
752. I have the perfect one.Copy !req
753. You've got a message.Copy !req
754. Not opening it?
Could be important.Copy !req
755. Like the last two
were important.Copy !req
756. First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.Copy !req
757. The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.Copy !req
758. That is bad luck.Copy !req
759. Grandfather say...Copy !req
760. "It never rain everyday. "
This is good news, guaranteed.Copy !req
761. I bet you lunch.Copy !req
762. Okay.Copy !req
763. Come on.Copy !req
764. "You are fired. "Copy !req
765. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
766. At least I won lunch.Copy !req
767. Good philosophy.Copy !req
768. See good in bad.
I like.Copy !req
769. - Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.Copy !req
770. You got broken fingers?
You can't punch my number?Copy !req
771. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
772. Seventeen messages.Copy !req
773. Don't say your machine is broken again.
They last 1,000 years.Copy !req
774. Mr. Kim,
you should go.Copy !req
775. This'll take a minute.Copy !req
776. You don't feed your cat a croquette,
who you love more than me.Copy !req
777. She didn't breast-feed you.
I did.Copy !req
778. Good fortune for you.Copy !req
779. You don't have a girl.
I'll never be a grandmother.Copy !req
780. It bring you good luck!Copy !req
781. My body's failing.
Take me on this trip.Copy !req
782. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
783. You want to make me beg?Copy !req
784. No, all I want
is an explanation.Copy !req
785. I just got in.Copy !req
786. I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.Copy !req
787. Besides that,
everything's peachy.Copy !req
788. Thanks for asking.Copy !req
789. Now settle down
and explain this to me.Copy !req
790. You don't know
you won a trip...Copy !req
791. to Fhloston Paradise for two
for ten days?Copy !req
792. I suppose you'll just leave me
on the lunar surface?Copy !req
793. If I'd won a trip,
I'd know.Copy !req
794. I would've been notified.Copy !req
795. They've been blaring your name out
on the radio for an hour.Copy !req
796. I'll call you back.Copy !req
797. General, how nice to see you
in the 5000 block.Copy !req
798. Nice apartment.Copy !req
799. You've settled
into a wonderful life.Copy !req
800. Heard you lost your job.Copy !req
801. You heard that?Copy !req
802. Don't worry.
I'll get another job.Copy !req
803. Don't bother.
We have one for you.Copy !req
804. "Major Dallas...Copy !req
805. you've been selected
for a mission. "Copy !req
806. - What mission?
- To save the world.Copy !req
807. "You leave
for Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
808. Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back. "Copy !req
809. Any questions?Copy !req
810. Why me? I retired
six months ago. Remember?Copy !req
811. Three reasons.Copy !req
812. As a member
of the Elite Special Forces Unit...Copy !req
813. you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.Copy !req
814. You're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.Copy !req
815. The third?Copy !req
816. Of all the members of your unit,
you're the only one left alive.Copy !req
817. Check your messages?Copy !req
818. I've had enough good news.Copy !req
819. Might be important.Copy !req
820. You're a winner!Copy !req
821. You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.Copy !req
822. Here are your tickets.Copy !req
823. You rigged the contest?Copy !req
824. Congratulations.Copy !req
825. You couldn't
be more discreet?Copy !req
826. Old tricks are the best tricks.Copy !req
827. Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.Copy !req
828. I am not going.Copy !req
829. Why not?Copy !req
830. Excuse me, General.Copy !req
831. Who is it?Copy !req
832. Who is it?Copy !req
833. My wife.Copy !req
834. You remarried?Copy !req
835. Yes... no. I just met this girl,
but I'm going to marry her.Copy !req
836. I love her,
but she hates the military.Copy !req
837. She knows the military
ruined my last marriage.Copy !req
838. She can't have anything
to do with it.Copy !req
839. If she sees you,
she'll kill me.Copy !req
840. - Major-
- You gotta hide somewhere.Copy !req
841. You've gotta help me.Copy !req
842. We'd love to,
but where can we hide?Copy !req
843. We don't
have time for this.Copy !req
844. It's just for one minute.Copy !req
845. You have no idea
how much you're helping me.Copy !req
846. No idea-
You have no idea.Copy !req
847. - I'm going to be happily married.
- Major! Major!Copy !req
848. - The three of us won't fit.
- Sure you will.Copy !req
849. Major!Copy !req
850. You're on my foot.Copy !req
851. Major! Major!Copy !req
852. I'm really sorry to resort to this,
Mr. Wallace-Copy !req
853. Dallas.Copy !req
854. We heard about your good luck
and need your tickets for Fhloston.Copy !req
855. Is this the way
priests vacation?Copy !req
856. We're on a mission.Copy !req
857. What kind?Copy !req
858. We have to save
the world, my son.Copy !req
859. You're gonna
save the world?Copy !req
860. Yes!Copy !req
861. Down there.
Down there.Copy !req
862. This is a police control.Copy !req
863. This is not an exercise.Copy !req
864. Come on, get in.
For one minute, all right?Copy !req
865. Just stay here
for one minute.Copy !req
866. - This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.Copy !req
867. This is not an exercise.Copy !req
868. Can you please spread your legs...Copy !req
869. and place your hands
in the yellow circles.Copy !req
870. - What are you doing?
- Saving you so you can save the world.Copy !req
871. Yeah, but I-Copy !req
872. I think this is the door.
No name, no number.Copy !req
873. Let's see it.Copy !req
874. Are you classified
as human?Copy !req
875. Negative.
I am a meat Popsicle.Copy !req
876. I found him.Copy !req
877. Mr. Korben Dallas?Copy !req
878. Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?Copy !req
879. Smoke you!Copy !req
880. Wrong answer.Copy !req
881. The police control
is now terminated.Copy !req
882. Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.Copy !req
883. We got the guy.
Wasn't easy but we bagged him.Copy !req
884. - Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.Copy !req
885. The guy's been arrested
for uranium smuggling.Copy !req
886. All I have to do now is go
to the airport, take his place...Copy !req
887. and I'll be in Fhloston
in four hours.Copy !req
888. Don't come back
without the stones.Copy !req
889. We got Korben Dallas.Copy !req
890. Perfect.Copy !req
891. Akanit, take command.Copy !req
892. Go to Fhloston
and get the stones.Copy !req
893. If Zorg really wants them...Copy !req
894. he'll have to negotiate.Copy !req
895. Revenge is at hand.Copy !req
896. Oh, I am so sorry.Copy !req
897. I forgot
about the autowash.Copy !req
898. There's an autowash
in that shower.Copy !req
899. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
900. Autowash.Copy !req
901. Autowash, yes.
Autowash, in the shower.Copy !req
902. It's funny.
I've met you twice today.Copy !req
903. Both times
you've ended up in my arms.Copy !req
904. It's my lucky day.Copy !req
905. Lucky day.Copy !req
906. Did you hear something?Copy !req
907. Cornelius.Copy !req
908. Autowash.Copy !req
909. - I'm so sorry.
- I don't need your help.Copy !req
910. - Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
911. Autowash.Copy !req
912. Coffee's not my specialty.Copy !req
913. But you must drink a lot
of coffee being a priest.Copy !req
914. I know. I'm not proud of what I did.
I had no choice.Copy !req
915. I'll take the mission.Copy !req
916. - Did you get them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
917. Good.Copy !req
918. - "Leeloo Dallas. "
- "Multi-pass. "Copy !req
919. "Korben David Dallas. "
Perfect.Copy !req
920. I can't be your husband.
I'm too old.Copy !req
921. Now David is...Copy !req
922. in great shape.
he'll protect you.Copy !req
923. Now, please, go to the Diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.Copy !req
924. Now. Yes.Copy !req
925. Okay.Copy !req
926. Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry.Copy !req
927. The tickets.Copy !req
928. - ID, please.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
929. - There.
- In here?Copy !req
930. Mr. Dallas?Copy !req
931. Congratulations on the contest.Copy !req
932. Oh, right. Okay.Copy !req
933. - Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?Copy !req
934. The garbage.Copy !req
935. Made it!Copy !req
936. I was afraid
I wouldn't make it...Copy !req
937. so I sent David
to pick up my boarding pass.Copy !req
938. Now David must go.Copy !req
939. Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
940. I am Korben Dallas.Copy !req
941. Please report infractions
immediately to the spaceport.Copy !req
942. And this is?Copy !req
943. Leeloo Dallas.
Multi-pass.Copy !req
944. Multi-pass.Copy !req
945. She knows
it's a multi-pass.Copy !req
946. My wife.
We're newlyweds. Just met.Copy !req
947. Bump into each other, sparks happen-
She knows.Copy !req
948. Anyway, we're in love.Copy !req
949. I mean, I know
she's made to be strong.Copy !req
950. She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
951. - You want more?
- Yeah.Copy !req
952. Make that two.Copy !req
953. - Where's Leeloo?
- On the plane with Mr. Dallas.Copy !req
954. What!Copy !req
955. I didn't know
what to do.Copy !req
956. But this is not possible.Copy !req
957. This is not possible.Copy !req
958. You want some more?Copy !req
959. This is all my fault.Copy !req
960. It is my mission.
I shouldn't have given it to you.Copy !req
961. I know.Copy !req
962. - The key to the temple.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
963. Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny.Copy !req
964. I don't want
to go to Egypt.Copy !req
965. Dallas?
Korben Dallas?Copy !req
966. That's me.Copy !req
967. Just a minute, please.Copy !req
968. It will just take
one more minute.Copy !req
969. We'll be right back.Copy !req
970. Mr. Dallas...Copy !req
971. we really need you now.Copy !req
972. Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and needs to interview you.Copy !req
973. Multi-pass.Copy !req
974. Tell Aknot that plan A flopped.
Go to plan B.Copy !req
975. Aliens ahead.
Spread out.Copy !req
976. Backup unit, zone 18.Copy !req
977. Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
It's an honor to be on his talk show.Copy !req
978. He's so green.Copy !req
979. I'm sure you're excited.Copy !req
980. I'm on vacation
and don't want to be bothered.Copy !req
981. I prefer to remain anonymous.Copy !req
982. Korben Dallas!Copy !req
983. Here he is! The winner of
the Gemini Croquette Contest.Copy !req
984. This boy is fuelled like fire,
so start melting, ladies...Copy !req
985. 'cause he is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
986. The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.Copy !req
987. Right on.Copy !req
988. And he's got
something to say...Copy !req
989. to those 50 billion pairs of ears
out there.Copy !req
990. Pop it, D-man.Copy !req
991. Hi.Copy !req
992. Unbelievable.Copy !req
993. Quiver, ladies.
He's going to set the world on fire.Copy !req
994. Right here
from five to seven.Copy !req
995. You'll know everything
there is to know about the D-man.Copy !req
996. His dreams...Copy !req
997. his desires...Copy !req
998. his most intimates of intimates.Copy !req
999. And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is his middle name.Copy !req
1000. So tell me, my man...Copy !req
1001. you nervous in the service?Copy !req
1002. Not really.Copy !req
1003. Freeze those knees 'cause Korben's
in the place and he's on the case.Copy !req
1004. Yesterday's frog
will be tomorrow's Prince...Copy !req
1005. of Fhloston Paradise!Copy !req
1006. The hotel of a thousand and one
follies and lollies.Copy !req
1007. A magic fountain flowing
with nonstop wine, women and...Copy !req
1008. hootchie-kootchie-koo...Copy !req
1009. all night long.Copy !req
1010. All night long
All nightCopy !req
1011. Start licking stamps, girls, because
he'll have you writing home to Mama.Copy !req
1012. Here from five to seven,
I'll be your voice, your tongue.Copy !req
1013. On the trail of the sexiest
man of the year: D-man, your man...Copy !req
1014. my man.Copy !req
1015. End of transmission.Copy !req
1016. See you tomorrow at five.Copy !req
1017. How was it?Copy !req
1018. It was just absolutely green.Copy !req
1019. Green like what?Copy !req
1020. Crystal green.Copy !req
1021. Any kind of green
you want...Copy !req
1022. tree green, emerald,
pond green.Copy !req
1023. Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
It was bad! It had nothing!Copy !req
1024. No fire! No energy!
I have a show to run here.Copy !req
1025. It must pop, pop, pop!Copy !req
1026. So tomorrow, from five to seven...Copy !req
1027. please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary.Copy !req
1028. It must be green!
Okay? Okay?Copy !req
1029. Can I talk to you for a second?
Just talk to you?Copy !req
1030. I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.Copy !req
1031. Tomorrow, from five to seven,
you'll give yourself a hand.Copy !req
1032. Green?Copy !req
1033. Super green.Copy !req
1034. Dallas? Korben Dallas?Copy !req
1035. That's me.Copy !req
1036. I only have one Korben Dallas
on my list, and he's checked in.Copy !req
1037. That's impossible.
I am Korben Dallas.Copy !req
1038. Sorry, sir.
Boarding is finished.Copy !req
1039. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait!Copy !req
1040. I need to talk
to someone!Copy !req
1041. I don't believe this!Copy !req
1042. This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.Copy !req
1043. I'm sorry. I'm calm.Copy !req
1044. There's been a mistake.
There's been a mistake.Copy !req
1045. To make your flight short...Copy !req
1046. flight attendants are switching
on the sleep regulator...Copy !req
1047. which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.Copy !req
1048. Thank you.Copy !req
1049. Hi.Copy !req
1050. - You speak English.
- Yes. I learn.Copy !req
1051. Good.Copy !req
1052. We are not on vacation.Copy !req
1053. I'm on an important mission.
I work for some important people.Copy !req
1054. If I hadn't come to get you,
you'd be in trouble.Copy !req
1055. Understand?Copy !req
1056. Yes.Copy !req
1057. But you, no trouble.Copy !req
1058. Me, Fifth Element.Copy !req
1059. Supreme Being.Copy !req
1060. Me protect you.Copy !req
1061. Sleep.Copy !req
1062. Sweet dreams,
Mr. Dallas.Copy !req
1063. Sleep regulator operative
in zone one.Copy !req
1064. Thank you.Copy !req
1065. Are you operative?Copy !req
1066. Zone two?Copy !req
1067. Everything's ready, Captain.Copy !req
1068. What?Copy !req
1069. Assume your
individual position.Copy !req
1070. But I want all positions!Copy !req
1071. Mr. Rhod-Copy !req
1072. Parasites in landing gear.Copy !req
1073. Ground, copy?Copy !req
1074. Got it.
Front gear.Copy !req
1075. Hey, man,
give me some heat, man!Copy !req
1076. We need some heat here!
Get some heat!Copy !req
1077. Some heat over here, man!Copy !req
1078. Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here!Copy !req
1079. Thank you!
Thank you very much!Copy !req
1080. Come, come.
Give me this. Give me this.Copy !req
1081. Take that.Copy !req
1082. Mr. Rhod!Copy !req
1083. You can call me Ruby.Copy !req
1084. Fueled and ready to go.Copy !req
1085. I'll buy you one.Copy !req
1086. Taken off already?Copy !req
1087. I'm not on the plane.Copy !req
1088. What?Copy !req
1089. The real Dallas
took my place.Copy !req
1090. I don't understand.Copy !req
1091. Are you making fun of me?Copy !req
1092. No, no, no!
I swear! I swear!Copy !req
1093. I never felt this way before
with a human.Copy !req
1094. Really?Copy !req
1095. I've tried everything.
There's no way to get on the plane.Copy !req
1096. Ground is clear.Copy !req
1097. Ready for liftoff?Copy !req
1098. Confirmed.Copy !req
1099. Not there. No, please, not there.
Please, not there.Copy !req
1100. - Power pressure?
- Primed.Copy !req
1101. - Protection?
- Confirmed.Copy !req
1102. Power increase.Copy !req
1103. Ten seconds.Copy !req
1104. I am...Copy !req
1105. a little...Copy !req
1106. disappointed.Copy !req
1107. 5...Copy !req
1108. If there is one thing
I do not like...Copy !req
1109. 3...Copy !req
1110. it is to be...Copy !req
1111. 2...Copy !req
1112. disappointed.Copy !req
1113. 1...Copy !req
1114. Sorry, it will
never happen again.Copy !req
1115. I know.Copy !req
1116. Liftoff.Copy !req
1117. - Landing gear secure.
- Checklist for light speed.Copy !req
1118. We're finally
getting something.Copy !req
1119. It's sending
radio wavelengths.Copy !req
1120. What does it want
with radio waves?Copy !req
1121. Maybe it wants
to make a call.Copy !req
1122. Zorg's office.Copy !req
1123. I told you I did not
want to be disturbed.Copy !req
1124. You don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow...Copy !req
1125. and Mr. Shadow's
on the line.Copy !req
1126. It's Shadow again.Copy !req
1127. Zorg here.Copy !req
1128. Am I disturbing you?Copy !req
1129. No, no, I was just-Copy !req
1130. Where are you?Copy !req
1131. Not far now.Copy !req
1132. Good.Copy !req
1133. Good, good.Copy !req
1134. How are the stones?Copy !req
1135. Fine. Fine.
Just fine.Copy !req
1136. I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now...Copy !req
1137. but it wasn't easy.Copy !req
1138. My costs have tripled.Copy !req
1139. Money is of no...Copy !req
1140. importance.Copy !req
1141. I...Copy !req
1142. want...Copy !req
1143. the stones.Copy !req
1144. The stones...Copy !req
1145. will be here.Copy !req
1146. I'll see to it
personally.Copy !req
1147. I will be among you...Copy !req
1148. soon.Copy !req
1149. We lost it.Copy !req
1150. We lost the signal.Copy !req
1151. Damn!Copy !req
1152. We've begun our descent
toward Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
1153. The local time
is 3:20 p. M.Copy !req
1154. Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.Copy !req
1155. We hope you enjoyed your flight
and hope to see you again soon.Copy !req
1156. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.Copy !req
1157. Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.Copy !req
1158. Parasites in the main ventilation.Copy !req
1159. Again?
I'll get it.Copy !req
1160. Have we arrived yet?Copy !req
1161. Oh, good.Copy !req
1162. We have twelve swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.Copy !req
1163. All the restaurants
are between levels two and ten.Copy !req
1164. The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p. M...Copy !req
1165. then the airship goes higher...Copy !req
1166. to offer you a better view.Copy !req
1167. Is the Diva here?Copy !req
1168. Not yet.Copy !req
1169. Any tickets left
for the opera?Copy !req
1170. You have a seat reserved,
front row...Copy !req
1171. next to Ruby Rhod!Copy !req
1172. He's so talented.
I love him. He's so sexy.Copy !req
1173. He has your ticket,
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.Copy !req
1174. Where can I get
something to wear?Copy !req
1175. - Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1176. You miserable bastard,
I never should've pushed you out.Copy !req
1177. I was in labor for days,
and this is how you repay me?Copy !req
1178. I should've gotten
a robot.Copy !req
1179. Come on, Ma.Copy !req
1180. I should be there, not you.
I need a tan.Copy !req
1181. I need a cocktail.Copy !req
1182. Get the case in.Copy !req
1183. Hello, Ms. Diva.
I'm Fog.Copy !req
1184. Welcome to the-
I'm security.Copy !req
1185. Welcome to the-Copy !req
1186. Tall.Copy !req
1187. - Can I talk to you?
- Sure. Yeah.Copy !req
1188. - What's your name?
- Fog.Copy !req
1189. Ms. Plavalaguna is glad
that you are here.Copy !req
1190. She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert.Copy !req
1191. Stay here.Copy !req
1192. You're listening to Radio Cosmos.
It is 5 p. M.Copy !req
1193. Helm to 108.Copy !req
1194. Helm 108!Copy !req
1195. Helm to 108.Copy !req
1196. Time to join Ruby Rhod...Copy !req
1197. and Korben Dallas,
the lucky winner...Copy !req
1198. of the Gemini Croquette contest.Copy !req
1199. Coming at you live
from Fhloston...Copy !req
1200. Paradise!Copy !req
1201. Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben
and the manager of this hotel...Copy !req
1202. and Miss Gemini Croquette
in person...Copy !req
1203. and 8,000 other lucksters here...Copy !req
1204. to enjoy the privilege of
the unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!Copy !req
1205. Now we enter what must be...Copy !req
1206. the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe!Copy !req
1207. A perfect replica
of an old opera house...Copy !req
1208. but who cares?Copy !req
1209. To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.Copy !req
1210. To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.Copy !req
1211. He's not going to get much
out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!Copy !req
1212. To who?Copy !req
1213. And here we have Roy Von Baker,
king of laser ball.Copy !req
1214. The Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.Copy !req
1215. "I love to sing,"
she recently confessed to me.Copy !req
1216. By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.Copy !req
1217. I'll play the rest after the concert.
Now it's time...Copy !req
1218. for Korben to say
the word of the day.Copy !req
1219. Tell me, my man, you happy
here in the big world?Copy !req
1220. Thrilled.Copy !req
1221. And now...Copy !req
1222. champagne!Copy !req
1223. Commercial!
Commercial!Copy !req
1224. Break for 30 seconds.Copy !req
1225. Show time.Copy !req
1226. I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock.Copy !req
1227. Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security.Copy !req
1228. - Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.Copy !req
1229. Champagne for the Diva.Copy !req
1230. I'll take it.Copy !req
1231. I found it.Copy !req
1232. Get her!Copy !req
1233. It was an ambush.Copy !req
1234. If it's war they want...Copy !req
1235. it's war they'll get!Copy !req
1236. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
1237. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
1238. My compliments, little lady.Copy !req
1239. Thank you for doing
the dirty work.Copy !req
1240. I couldn't have done
a better job myself.Copy !req
1241. Hand over the stones.Copy !req
1242. Nobody move!
I'm taking over the ship!Copy !req
1243. Hands up!Copy !req
1244. I know this music.Copy !req
1245. Let's change the beat.Copy !req
1246. I think we're
being attacked.Copy !req
1247. They're everywhere.Copy !req
1248. I see one of them.
They're warriors, and they're ugly.Copy !req
1249. They got big teeth, and they got
big foreheads, and they stink.Copy !req
1250. Mangalores.Copy !req
1251. The government
sent me to help you.Copy !req
1252. If somebody hears this,
come and get me.Copy !req
1253. I'm in the first row.Copy !req
1254. You must give her the stones.Copy !req
1255. Who?Copy !req
1256. The Fifth Element.Copy !req
1257. The Supreme Being sent to Earth
to save the universe.Copy !req
1258. Leeloo?Copy !req
1259. But she's more fragile
than she seems.Copy !req
1260. She needs your help...Copy !req
1261. and your love...Copy !req
1262. or...Copy !req
1263. she will die.Copy !req
1264. Stay with me.Copy !req
1265. Help!Copy !req
1266. If you want
something done...Copy !req
1267. do it yourself.Copy !req
1268. Come on, honey.
You can't die.Copy !req
1269. Wake up!
Where are the stones?Copy !req
1270. Where are the stones?Copy !req
1271. The stones.Copy !req
1272. They're not here.Copy !req
1273. The stones,
where are they?Copy !req
1274. In me.Copy !req
1275. What?Copy !req
1276. Oh, my God, Korben.Copy !req
1277. Korben, another one coming.Copy !req
1278. - I think we should go.
- One minute. One minute.Copy !req
1279. Hey, you!Copy !req
1280. I said you.Copy !req
1281. - I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?Copy !req
1282. I said, "one minute. "Copy !req
1283. Ruby, hold this gun.Copy !req
1284. What do you
want me to do?Copy !req
1285. Come on.Copy !req
1286. Put your hand
on it.Copy !req
1287. - What do I do?
- If he moves, squeeze the trigger.Copy !req
1288. I don't feel right.Copy !req
1289. - I don't feel right.
- The stones are "in me. "Copy !req
1290. I got a headache.
This ain't me.Copy !req
1291. Sorry.Copy !req
1292. Think he'll be okay?Copy !req
1293. Oh, my God, Korben.
Another one coming.Copy !req
1294. Shit. Three coming.Copy !req
1295. You guard this
with your life...Copy !req
1296. or you'll look like him.
You green?Copy !req
1297. Green.Copy !req
1298. Super green?Copy !req
1299. Is that your idea
of a discreet operation?Copy !req
1300. Don't worry. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.Copy !req
1301. Move! Move!Copy !req
1302. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1303. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1304. this is amazing.Copy !req
1305. Let me do it.Copy !req
1306. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1307. Korben Dallas, my man,
is in trouble.Copy !req
1308. The gun!Copy !req
1309. Give me the gun.Copy !req
1310. I'm going to go...Copy !req
1311. and try to see if I can see
something a little closer.Copy !req
1312. Yes, the gun. Yeah.Copy !req
1313. Thanks, Ray.Copy !req
1314. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
I'm not armed!Copy !req
1315. Get up!Copy !req
1316. You've got the wrong guy!
Don't shoot!Copy !req
1317. I'm not armed.Copy !req
1318. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1319. I'm on vacation.Copy !req
1320. Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation.Copy !req
1321. I won a...Copy !req
1322. contest.Copy !req
1323. Gemini Croquette's to...Copy !req
1324. Fhloston Paradise.Copy !req
1325. Down.Copy !req
1326. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1327. Get down!Copy !req
1328. He's trying
to say something.Copy !req
1329. Down!Copy !req
1330. Sorry, my man.Copy !req
1331. Where are you?Copy !req
1332. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1333. They're coming.
They're coming.Copy !req
1334. Don't move.Copy !req
1335. What you doing?Copy !req
1336. Count to ten.Copy !req
1337. - Was that a bomb?
- Shut up and count!Copy !req
1338. 3! 4! 5!Copy !req
1339. 6...Copy !req
1340. 7, 8...Copy !req
1341. 9...Copy !req
1342. 10.Copy !req
1343. I am...Copy !req
1344. very disappointed.Copy !req
1345. Korben, what are you
looking for?Copy !req
1346. Control room.Copy !req
1347. - This is it.
- I'll be here.Copy !req
1348. Let's go.Copy !req
1349. Quiet! Quiet!Copy !req
1350. You in charge?Copy !req
1351. How many
are out there?Copy !req
1352. - I don't know.
- Let's count.Copy !req
1353. Seven on the left.
Five on the right.Copy !req
1354. Four on the right.
Two on the left.Copy !req
1355. Find the leader.
They won't fight without the leader.Copy !req
1356. One more shot and we start
killing hostages.Copy !req
1357. That's the leader.Copy !req
1358. Send someone to negotiate.Copy !req
1359. I've never negotiated.Copy !req
1360. You mind if I try?Copy !req
1361. We're sending
somebody to negotiate.Copy !req
1362. Anybody else
want to negotiate?Copy !req
1363. Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?Copy !req
1364. I wonder.Copy !req
1365. Where's Ruby?Copy !req
1366. I thought he was dead.Copy !req
1367. Master!Copy !req
1368. It was nothing, really.
Just a helping hand.Copy !req
1369. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ruby Rhod...Copy !req
1370. still alive.Copy !req
1371. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1372. It hurt!Copy !req
1373. I realize that you must be
pretty mad at me...Copy !req
1374. but I'm fighting
for a noble cause.Copy !req
1375. Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.Copy !req
1376. Right now,
I'm trying to save Leeloo.Copy !req
1377. Leeloo's in trouble?Copy !req
1378. When is Leeloo
not in trouble?Copy !req
1379. - Where's that?
- The Diva's suite.Copy !req
1380. Hang on.Copy !req
1381. Here, come on.Copy !req
1382. How do you get yourself
into these positions?Copy !req
1383. Come on.Copy !req
1384. I'm here. It's all right.
Everything's okay now.Copy !req
1385. Listen.Copy !req
1386. I got the stones.
Just take it easy, all right?Copy !req
1387. My man, my man, what's this thing
with all these numbers?Copy !req
1388. If it was a bomb...Copy !req
1389. the alarms would go off because
all these hotels have bomb detectors.Copy !req
1390. This is a type "A" alert.Copy !req
1391. For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.Copy !req
1392. Proceed calmly
to the lifeboats...Copy !req
1393. Stay calm!Copy !req
1394. located in the main hallways.Copy !req
1395. Stay calm!Copy !req
1396. You know how to stop this,
right?Copy !req
1397. Two minutes
to complete evacuation.Copy !req
1398. Get back!Copy !req
1399. Evacuation!
Evacuation!Copy !req
1400. Sorry, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.Copy !req
1401. I know.Copy !req
1402. I don't want to die.Copy !req
1403. Please, my son.Copy !req
1404. Get in.Copy !req
1405. One minute to total evacuation.Copy !req
1406. This one.Copy !req
1407. 45 seconds.Copy !req
1408. Get her strapped in.Copy !req
1409. You know how to fly this?Copy !req
1410. Like driving a cab.Copy !req
1411. How will we
get out the door?Copy !req
1412. 15 seconds.Copy !req
1413. 10...Copy !req
1414. 9, 8...Copy !req
1415. 7...Copy !req
1416. 6...Copy !req
1417. 5.Copy !req
1418. For the honor.Copy !req
1419. Hold on.Copy !req
1420. Like driving a cab.Copy !req
1421. It is now 7 p. M.,
time for the news.Copy !req
1422. See you tomorrow
for a new adventure.Copy !req
1423. End of transmission.Copy !req
1424. That's the best show
I ever did.Copy !req
1425. Major Dallas has
the five elements on board...Copy !req
1426. and the priest is guiding them
to the temple.Copy !req
1427. We're saved.Copy !req
1428. The Diva said
I should take care of you.Copy !req
1429. Humans act so strange.Copy !req
1430. What do you mean?Copy !req
1431. Everything you created...Copy !req
1432. is used to destroy.Copy !req
1433. We call it human nature.Copy !req
1434. You learn that
on your screen?Copy !req
1435. I'm not finished yet.
I'm up to "V."Copy !req
1436. "V" is good.Copy !req
1437. Some good words in "V."Copy !req
1438. Like what?Copy !req
1439. "Valiant. "Copy !req
1440. "Vulnerable. "Copy !req
1441. "Very beautiful. "Copy !req
1442. Oh, of course, Munro!Copy !req
1443. Mr. President?Copy !req
1444. Now what?Copy !req
1445. We have a problem.Copy !req
1446. It's advancing?Copy !req
1447. It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.Copy !req
1448. And do you have any idea
where it's heading?Copy !req
1449. Korben, there's
a general on the phone.Copy !req
1450. I'll give you
the President.Copy !req
1451. Major Dallas, I first
would like to salute a warrior.Copy !req
1452. You're a shining example
of this army.Copy !req
1453. In the name
of the Federation-Copy !req
1454. Any idea when you'll
get to the point?Copy !req
1455. A ball of fire 1,200 miles in diameter
heading straight for earth...Copy !req
1456. and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.Copy !req
1457. How much time do we have?Copy !req
1458. If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.Copy !req
1459. I'll call you back
in two hours.Copy !req
1460. Hello?Copy !req
1461. They just landed
in the desert.Copy !req
1462. Good job, David.Copy !req
1463. - Put her in the center.
- Where? Here?Copy !req
1464. You got it figured out, Father?Copy !req
1465. This one should be fire.Copy !req
1466. - You know how this works?
- Theoretically.Copy !req
1467. The four stones
should go around.Copy !req
1468. The Fifth Element should be
in the middle...Copy !req
1469. and then the weapon
against evil should work.Copy !req
1470. You've never seen this work?Copy !req
1471. Give me that.Copy !req
1472. Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.Copy !req
1473. That's it.
That's it.Copy !req
1474. Match up the symbols.
Go! Go!Copy !req
1475. Wind.Copy !req
1476. My man, what you doing?Copy !req
1477. - What?
- What you doing?Copy !req
1478. Trying to keep you
in the D.J. business.Copy !req
1479. Fire.Copy !req
1480. Done.Copy !req
1481. What happens?Copy !req
1482. So, now,
we have to open them.Copy !req
1483. And you know how to do that.
Right?Copy !req
1484. Theoretically...Copy !req
1485. No.Copy !req
1486. Leeloo, honey, wake up.Copy !req
1487. You have to help us.Copy !req
1488. How do you open the stones?Copy !req
1489. Wind blows.Copy !req
1490. Fire burns.Copy !req
1491. Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?Copy !req
1492. Rain...Copy !req
1493. falls.Copy !req
1494. What does it mean?Copy !req
1495. I think that-Copy !req
1496. Maybe it's a charade.Copy !req
1497. A game or something.Copy !req
1498. If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're dead.Copy !req
1499. - Dead?
- Yes, dead.Copy !req
1500. Too late.Copy !req
1501. We've lost contact with them.Copy !req
1502. Three minutes.Copy !req
1503. I think mine is broken.Copy !req
1504. Why I gotta get
the broke one?Copy !req
1505. We're never gonna make it.Copy !req
1506. It moved.Copy !req
1507. - Show me what you did.
- Nothing.Copy !req
1508. Shut up, shut up!Copy !req
1509. Show me what you did,
step-by-step.Copy !req
1510. - I was standing here.
- Quickly.Copy !req
1511. I put my hands on the top
like this, and I said...Copy !req
1512. "We're not going to make it. "Copy !req
1513. And that's it?Copy !req
1514. Korben, my man.Copy !req
1515. Wind.Copy !req
1516. She said, "Wind blows. "Copy !req
1517. Everyone take a stone.Copy !req
1518. Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for Earth. Go!Copy !req
1519. Earth.Copy !req
1520. Open the other one.Copy !req
1521. Korben, my man,
I have no fire.Copy !req
1522. I have no matches.
Do you have any?Copy !req
1523. I stopped smoking.
Father, you smoke?Copy !req
1524. Got some matches?
We need some fire.Copy !req
1525. We're going to die.Copy !req
1526. Don't breathe.Copy !req
1527. Fire.Copy !req
1528. One minute.Copy !req
1529. Let's go, Leeloo.Copy !req
1530. Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.Copy !req
1531. Protect life...Copy !req
1532. until death.Copy !req
1533. Listen to me!Copy !req
1534. Listen to me.Copy !req
1535. Listen,
I know you're very tired.Copy !req
1536. I'll take you on vacation.
A real vacation, just you and me.Copy !req
1537. But if you don't
do something right now...Copy !req
1538. we'll all die.Copy !req
1539. What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?Copy !req
1540. It'll enter the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.Copy !req
1541. You're right.
You're right.Copy !req
1542. There are some things...Copy !req
1543. very nice things worth saving;
beautiful things.Copy !req
1544. Beautiful things.Copy !req
1545. Like love?Copy !req
1546. Yes, love.
That's good. That's good.Copy !req
1547. That's a good example.
Love is worth saving.Copy !req
1548. I don't know love.Copy !req
1549. I don't know love.Copy !req
1550. I was built to protect,
not love.Copy !req
1551. So there's no use for me
other than this.Copy !req
1552. You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.Copy !req
1553. I need you.Copy !req
1554. I need you,
very much.Copy !req
1555. Why?Copy !req
1556. Because...Copy !req
1557. because...Copy !req
1558. Tell her, Korben.Copy !req
1559. Tell me.Copy !req
1560. Please.Copy !req
1561. Why you need me?Copy !req
1562. Because...Copy !req
1563. Tell me.Copy !req
1564. - Tell me.
- Because I-Copy !req
1565. Because I love you.Copy !req
1566. I love you.Copy !req
1567. 10...Copy !req
1568. 9...Copy !req
1569. 8...Copy !req
1570. 7...Copy !req
1571. 6, 5...Copy !req
1572. 4, 3...Copy !req
1573. 2...Copy !req
1574. 1.Copy !req
1575. Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.Copy !req
1576. The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.Copy !req
1577. What's wrong?
What you screaming for?Copy !req
1578. Every five minutes
it's a bomb or something.Copy !req
1579. I'm leaving.Copy !req
1580. Mr. President.Copy !req
1581. Let me introduce Professor Mactilburgh
who runs the center.Copy !req
1582. It's an honor, Mr. President.Copy !req
1583. Where are my two heroes?Copy !req
1584. They were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor.Copy !req
1585. I have 19 meetings after this.Copy !req
1586. Let me see
if they're revived.Copy !req
1587. Thank you.Copy !req
1588. We go live in one minute.Copy !req
1589. They're...Copy !req
1590. not ready.Copy !req
1591. They need...Copy !req
1592. five more minutes.Copy !req
1593. You have 20 seconds.Copy !req
1594. No, ma'am, I tried.
No, ma'am.Copy !req
1595. Who's that?Copy !req
1596. Some woman.
Claims to be Korben's mother.Copy !req
1597. Give it here.Copy !req
1598. Mrs. Dallas,
this is the President.Copy !req
1599. On behalf
of the Federation-Copy !req
1600. That doesn't
even sound like him.Copy !req
1601. The President's an idiot.
You don't sound like an idiot.Copy !req
1602. If you don't want to talk
to your mother...Copy !req
1603. just avoid me as usual.Copy !req
1604. I'll throw myself in traffic.
I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.Copy !req