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- Chocolate Moose.
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I gotta poo.
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of my stuff.
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what's new with me?
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23. You got Martin Sheen's autograph
on my "Badlands" poster?
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24. Nope. I'm going to a party
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25. - Really?
- Yep.
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- Huh!
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You don't know this?
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- Here.
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this exact discussion?
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that's all I have.
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Please?
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Mr. Dunbar.
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Mr. Dunbar.
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No, I should tell him...
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90. Hi, Hunter.
This is a one and only shirt,
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He's gonna love me!
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200 hours.
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- Seriously, I was gonna leave.
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108. He sure is. You think
he'll like my shirt?
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109. This is, like,
my best horror shirt.
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110. - Do you think he'll like it?
- Yeah, he'll... he'll like it.
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Moose, are you OK?
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your shirt is fine.
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autograph and split, OK?
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128. Hey there. Can I get you
a drink, sir?
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129. - Hmm?
- Can I get you a drink?
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132. Yeah, we don't...
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I just want a shake.
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- Sure.
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- Who?
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Excuse me, Amanda?
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thank you. And you?
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Thank you for asking.
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- Your... Your movie is amazing,
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145. - Thank you. That's so sweet.
- I love your shirt.
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It's the new one I like.
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The Beatles are here!
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- 'Hello, Tracy.'
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Jack the Ripper.
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here to astonish you...
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Todd the God. Alright?
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Money in these buckets.
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Keep 'em coming. Come on.
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- How about that, motherfucker?
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- Good luck, you fucking pussy!
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- Hunter Dunbar!
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- It's not over yet, is it?
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- I sure do. Is he gonna sign?
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- Moose, shh.
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- Yo, man, chill.
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- What the hell?
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- Yeah, great. Cool.
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- Awesome.
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- Alex. Alex.
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I don't know.
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- It's just out back over here.
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- Oh, Moo...
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- Moose...
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- Moose, it's OK.
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- Moose, he's gonna sign.
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- Mr. Dunbar?
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- Mr. Dunbar.
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I think you forgot.
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- Just give me a minute, OK?
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You're the best.
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but I'm officially done.
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- Is this for real?
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- Yup.
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- 'Leah! I gotta thank you.'
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Ben Affleck's house.
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is so big. It's so big, Leah.
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for over an hour to meet you,
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to buy your vest.'
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but I suggest you keep moving.
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- I sure don't. I sure don't.
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- You wrote a letter?
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Mr. Dunbar.
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And I bought your...
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419. I bought your vest
from "Vampire Killers".
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420. It was $300. See?
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421. What, are you some sorta
freak autograph hound
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422. that won't leave me
the fuck alone?
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423. You can't just come
to my private residence
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424. looking for me.
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425. You want my autograph?
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426. Give me the pen.
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427. Thank you.
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428. I got your autograph.
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429. Right there...
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430. ... is my autograph.
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431. Now get the fuck out of here.
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432. 'They say you should
never meet your heroes.
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433. 'But meeting them's
not the problem.
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434. 'It's when you get too close.
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435. 'Close enough to see
what's behind the mask.
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436. 'That's a line
they don't want you to cross.'
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437. 'Ello, little boy.
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438. You want to take
a photograph with me?
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439. - '... my mate Dave.'
- Did you see my mate Dave?
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440. 'No worries.'
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441. I'm not really from London,
you know?
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442. A lot of people think
I'm from London.
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443. But I'm not.
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444. Come on!
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445. - You seem to know your stuff.
- I sure do. I sure do.
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446. But not like that Todd guy.
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447. He's not a God.
He's full of doo-doo.
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448. He doesn't respect Hollywood.
I... I respect Hollywood. Yeah.
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449. Alright, true love?
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450. You're
really good. You're really good.
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451. You're so good. Let me just...
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452. Don't forget to see the
Wax Museum before you go home.
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453. Ah!
'Sup, fucking gaylord?
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454. Hey, hey, oh, oh.
Don't arrest me, Officer.
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455. It wasn't me. No, I swear.
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456. I swear I didn't even know
she was still in high school.
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457. He didn't.
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458. Ah, what you doing here,
Moose, huh?
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459. Did you make some serious money?
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460. - No, it was pretty slow.
- Oh, slow, huh?
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461. You call that slow? See?
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462. I... I call that ball.
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463. A little fake blood.
A little movie magic.
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464. You like movies,
don't you, Moose?
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465. That's what's up.
Come on, dude. Let's celebrate.
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466. You do the honors, Slim.
You fucking earned it today.
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467. You know, I think
he should do the honors.
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468. Would you like
to do these honors?
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469. - I think he fuckin' would!
- Yeah, suck it, huh?
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470. Oh, man!
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471. Yo, when I'm high, it's like the
money rains from the heavens,
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472. right into my pocket.
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473. Then why do you steal
from people?
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474. - Why do you steal from people?
- Whoa, whoa, what'd you say?
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475. Something about stealing?
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476. You didn't say nothing.
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477. And that's the way
you're gonna keep it.
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478. Give the guy a break.
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479. He's working his ass off
out there, do righty. Just...
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480. He just does it a little bit
different than we do.
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481. - Everything OK in here?
- Yeah.
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482. We're just talking about
the Dodgers, Dick.
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483. Why can't you
leave this guy alone, huh?
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484. Now get out of here,
you degenerates.
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485. Bye-bye, Moosey.
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486. Keepin' two eyes on you, Moose.
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487. That's not very nice, Dick.
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488. OK?
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489. Why are you letting those freaks
push you around like that?
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490. They're just playing.
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491. You're a good guy, Moose!
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492. You shouldn't be messing around
with those fools.
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493. They're just playing.
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494. You can't let people
keep shitting on you.
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495. One day,
you're gonna need to learn
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496. how to stand up for yourself.
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497. You're gonna have to learn
how to fight back.
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498. OK?
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499. I'm late.
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500. I've gotta go.
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501. 'I have no idea
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502. 'why Moose would go back
to that man's house.
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503. But I suppose
when you find the cookie jar...
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504. it's hard to not go back
for more.
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505. I did it. I did it.
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506. Why would Hunter Dunbar
let this die?
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507. Hey!
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508. Get out!
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509. Get out of here!
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510. What are you doing? You trying
to give me a heart attack?
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511. Of course not.
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512. You can't just sneak up
on people like that, Moose.
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513. I almost had a shot of Conrad
Hall walking outta Earth Bar.
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514. Earth Bar sucks - no milkshakes.
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515. Yeah, well, your best friend
Hunter Dunbar's co-star,
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516. Ms. Title,
walked out of there earlier
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517. and blessed me with
a see-through blouse, no bra.
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518. It's funny
that you mention Dunbar.
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519. Because I was just at his house.
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520. - You're kidding, right?
- Nope.
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521. I used the Star Map app,
the one that you told me about.
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522. Takes you directly
to his house. And...
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523. His plants, he should take
better care of his plants.
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524. I did not tell you
to use the Star Map app.
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525. - You sure did.
- No, I did not.
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526. I told you about the app
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527. because you are the biggest
movie fan I know, and I thought
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528. you'd get a kick out of seeing
where the stars live.
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529. You cannot just invade
people's privacy.
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530. I'm not in trouble, Leah.
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531. I just dropped a letter off
at his house, that was it.
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532. Moose, this is really bad.
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533. I can't believe
you're acting like this.
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534. I thought
you'd be happy for me.
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535. Happy for you?
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536. I would have never
encouraged you
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537. if I knew you'd turn into
a creepy little stalker.
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538. I am not a stalker.
I am a fan, Leah!
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539. You should know
that better than anybody.
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540. You're being so mean.
Like Hunter's wife.
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541. Moose!
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542. She is not my BBF.
She is not.
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543. Moose! Oh, come on...
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544. Hey, hey. My man! We on
for tonight's show or what?
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545. We are gonna be making
mucho Donald Trump.
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546. - Leave me alone, Todd.
- You're not gonna make paper
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547. in that bullshit bobby cop
outfit, alright?
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548. If you really need money,
I can make you money, alright?
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549. Give you what you need, easy.
I go on in 15. Alright?
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550. I can teach you how to hustle.
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551. And I really... I need the cash,
Moose, in a bad way.
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552. Yeah, to buy drugs?
To buy drugs? To buy drugs?
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553. - What does it matter to you?
- I'm not doing it, Todd!
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554. Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
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555. Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
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556. Fucking pussy!
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557. You don't have the balls
to get what you want.
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558. Alright? I got an amazing
business opportunity here
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559. staring you right
in the face, you know that?
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560. I'm done playing nice.
Alright?
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561. You're gonna help me make
some fucking cash, bitch.
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562. I wish Freddy Krueger would come
and chop off your head.
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563. And it would roll in the street
and a truck would squish it
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564. and the blood would splatter
everywhere.
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565. And everyone would watch it!
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566. You're not worth it anyway.
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567. Moose!
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568. Will I get in trouble?
Am I in trouble?
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569. Are you kidding me?
I'm proud of you.
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570. - You're proud of me?
- Yes.
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571. - You're proud of me?
- You did good.
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572. People have to just stop
calling me a stalker.
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573. Stalker?
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574. They have to stop
calling me a loser.
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575. Because I...
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576. Even my friends
are calling me that.
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577. Newsflash, Moose:
Todd is not your friend, man.
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578. I know, but people
have to stop picking on me.
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579. I'm gonna make them stop.
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580. I'm gonna make them stop.
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581. Mr. Dunbar.
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582. I need to talk to you
about something.
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583. This afternoon,
while you were out,
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584. some crazy man
ran into your backyard.
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585. What are you talking about?
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586. I had to scare him away.
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587. Yeah, well...
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588. you sure this crazy man
wasn't the gardener?
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589. No, this was something
different.
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590. Well, whatever you did,
it worked.
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591. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Come here.
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592. - You alright?
- I was so scared.
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593. Jesus, you're shaking.
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594. You OK?
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595. Yeah.
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596. I'm sorry. I shouldn't
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597. I'm sorry, that was...
That's my fault.
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598. - I apologize.
- It's OK.
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599. It's just... I don't think
we can do that anymore.
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600. OK. OK.
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601. Dora?
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602. Yeah?
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603. You, uh, you're really doing
a great job around here.
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604. Feels like a home again.
Thank you.
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605. Mm-hmm.
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606. Shit!
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607. Julio.
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608. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Ah.
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609. You gotta listen to me
when I talk to you.
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610. Sorry, señor. I was just
listening to my music.
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611. Dora said she saw somebody
sneak into the yard today.
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612. She's concerned, which, you
know, makes me very concerned.
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613. Did you see someone strange
in the yard today?
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614. No, no, señor.
I just focus on work, is all.
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615. - Alright.
- Just work, eh?
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616. OK.
Look, do me a favor.
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617. You see somebody strange
in the yard you let me know, OK?
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618. - Sí, sí, sí, sí.
- Alright?
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619. Señor Hunter, it's raining out,
I cannot finish.
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620. Uh, maybe I go home?
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621. - Yeah. Yeah, go home.
- Gracias.
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622. Alright.
Come on, we're late.
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623. You gonna score me
some goals today, or what?
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624. - Yeah.
- Alright. Get in. Get in...
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625. No, don't read it!
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626. Don't read it! Don't read it!
Don't read it!
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627. Ow!
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628. Help! Help! Help!
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629. I'm just a fan. I'm just...
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630. - Ayuda, ayuda!
- Just stop hitting me!
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631. - Ayuda!
- Be quiet!
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632. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
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633. Are you OK?
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634. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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635. That's a nosebleed.
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636. That... That's bad.
That's bad.
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637. I had a nosebleed.
It wasn't fun.
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638. But you... you fix it.
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639. You take paper towels
and you put it up your nose...
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640. No laser.
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641. No alarm.
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642. I'm... in...
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643. Hunter... Dunbar's...
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644. house!
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645. "Best Monster Makeup."
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646. "Best Stunt."
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647. Moose is in the house.
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648. Moose is in the house.
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649. Watch out. Watch out!
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650. Here's... Moosey.
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651. Poor Danny.
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652. All that money, no ice cream.
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653. This is not a good script.
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654. He should not do it.
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655. "Two for sleep."
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656. "One for insomnia."
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657. Poor Dunbar.
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658. He shouldn't be taking drugs.
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659. 'Please come out.
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660. - 'Mommy's tired.'
- 'Hockey player.'
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661. 'Mommy's tired and fat.
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662. 'We're gonna have
a little baby.
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663. 'Did you look at that?
Not funny.
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664. - 'I'm hot.'
- 'You're hot?'
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665. - 'Yes.'
- 'No...'
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666. - 'Don't do it.'
- 'I'm hungry, too.'
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667. 'I am hungry.
I'm hungry and I'm hot.'
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668. - 'Babe, you are hot.'
- 'It's beautiful, but...'
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669. - 'You're hot!'
- 'I am not.'
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670. 'You're hot, baby.
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671. - 'You're smiling.'
- 'You're such a jackass.'
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672. 'I love when you smile.'
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673. - 'OK, no more camera.'
- 'Alright, no more camera.
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674. 'No more camera.'
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675. Where are you, you little shit?
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676. Blazer.
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677. Gonna put on a blazer.
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678. Hey.
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679. No, I'm gonna pass.
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680. Because look, look.
Here's the thing.
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681. If I'm gonna be away on location
away from Danny that long,
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682. they gotta make it worth
my while. They gotta come up.
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683. That's just it.
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684. Anyways, I missed your mom
this week.
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685. Yeah, Brenda's on another
one of her tears.
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686. No, I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
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687. Hey! You should know I, uh...
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688. kissed the maid again.
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689. Cos I'm an idiot.
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690. I don't know, man.
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691. Some weirdo's been
sneaking around the house.
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692. Yeah, I'll talk to you later,
OK?
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693. Alright, call me.
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694. So, what's up? Mom doesn't make
you brush your teeth at home?
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695. - Not a lot.
- What do you mean, "not a lot"?
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696. Not as much as you do.
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697. I think I dropped your
toothbrush on the ground
last night.
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698. Nah, I'm just kidding.
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699. Look, listen to me.
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700. Just because Mom
doesn't enforce a rule
Copy !req
701. doesn't mean you can't
not do something. Alright?
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702. You gotta brush your teeth
in the morning and at night,
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703. because that's what big boys do.
Big boys brush their teeth.
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704. And you're becoming a big boy
now, so you gotta do it.
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705. Spit.
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706. I don't know why
you don't run the sink.
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707. - How's Mom?
- Good.
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708. Yeah? She getting you
to school OK?
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709. - Yeah.
- Promise?
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710. - Yeah.
- OK.
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711. You know, if there's anything
you ever need or want,
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712. - you can call me, right?
- Yeah.
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713. If you ever got any problems,
or whatever.
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714. Yeah.
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715. Alright. I love you, buddy.
Copy !req
716. Sleep well, alright?
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717. 'I wonder how many
times we bought the same work?
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718. 'Hey, I mean, praying's
for church, huh? Come on.'
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719. 'I haven't
seen you in church lately.'
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720. 'Well, not much
sense in my going to church.
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721. 'Do you remember one time when
we were small, we were out here?
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722. 'It was from right over there.
Copy !req
723. 'I jumped out at you
from behind the tree
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724. 'and grandpa got all excited
and he shook his fist at me.
Copy !req
725. 'And he said,
"Boy, you'll be damned to hell."
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726. - 'Remember that?'
- Come on in.
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727. 'You used to
really be scared.'
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728. - 'Johnny.'
- 'You're still afraid.'
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729. 'Stop it now, I mean it.'
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730. Oh...
Don't mind my little Moosey.
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731. 'They're coming
to get you, Barbara.'
Copy !req
732. 'Stop it.
You're ignorant.'
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733. 'They're coming for you,
Barbara.'
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734. 'Stop it.
You're acting like a child.'
Copy !req
735. 'They're coming for you.
Copy !req
736. 'Look, there comes
one of them now.'
Copy !req
737. - 'He'll hear you.'
- 'Here he comes now.
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738. - 'I'm getting out.'
- 'Johnny!'
Copy !req
739. You OK with some music?
Copy !req
740. - You like a little Limp Bizkit?
- Sure.
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741. - You like a little Bizkit?
- Yeah.
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742. Nice and loud.
Copy !req
743. I used to listen to this
back in the day.
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744. Oh, my God, that is nice.
That is nice.
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745. Ah, here we go, baby.
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746. Stay here.
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747. What the hell
are you doing back here?
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748. - I just... I just... I... I...
- "I... just..."
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749. Maybe I didn't make myself clear
the first time,
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750. you stuttering fuck.
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751. You wanna live to see tomorrow?
Copy !req
752. - Yes, sir.
- Then you stay away from me,
Copy !req
753. and you stay away from my son.
Copy !req
754. And never set foot
in this neighborhood again.
Copy !req
755. - Do you understand? Huh?
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
756. Now, I catch you
in this neighborhood again,
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757. I will shove my Remington
shotgun so far up your ass
Copy !req
758. you'll be shitting bullets and
blood for the rest of your life.
Copy !req
759. You understand?
I want you to say it.
Copy !req
760. - I want to hear you say it.
- "I'll be shitting bullets..."
Copy !req
761. No, you idiot! Say you'll never
come in this neighborhood again.
Copy !req
762. Say it. Say it!
Copy !req
763. I'll never come back here.
Copy !req
764. - Goddamn right!
- Never.
Copy !req
765. Go back where you came from,
you stalker!
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766. I am not a stalker!
Copy !req
767. Ow!
Copy !req
768. Ow!
Copy !req
769. Am I alright?
Copy !req
770. Am I alright?
Copy !req
771. Oh, he's everything,
I'm nothing.
Copy !req
772. Well, let me tell you something,
Mr. Dunbar, Mr. Dummybar!
Copy !req
773. You have not...
Copy !req
774. I repeat, you have not made
the best choices.
Copy !req
775. "Ghost Train" was so stupid.
Copy !req
776. It was so stupid.
Copy !req
777. And who stuck by you
all the time?
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778. Me! I did!
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779. This is a nightmare!
This is a freakin' nightmare!
Copy !req
780. No! It is not OK!
Copy !req
781. It is not OK!
Copy !req
782. You're not nice.
Copy !req
783. You're a big fake!
Copy !req
784. 'Aren't you afraid of them
seeking revenge?'
Copy !req
785. 'Revenge is my middle name.'
Copy !req
786. You just pretend all day,
that's all you do.
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787. Anybody can do that.
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788. Anybody can do that!
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789. 'Kiss me, Vigo.'
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790. Moose!
Copy !req
791. Moose, open up!
I know you're in there.
Copy !req
792. You look like shit.
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793. It smells like gasoline.
Copy !req
794. So...
Copy !req
795. been using your, uh, Star Map
app to visit some friends?
Copy !req
796. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
797. You've been using
your social media
Copy !req
798. to broadcast
criminal activities.
Copy !req
799. Kissing Hunter Dunbar
while he's sleeping?
Copy !req
800. You're officially
out of your mind.
Copy !req
801. I could show these photos
to the police
Copy !req
802. and you'd be in trouble.
Copy !req
803. Don't do that. Don't do that.
Copy !req
804. Well, you don't listen
to anything.
Copy !req
805. You don't listen to me,
and... you don't follow rules.
Copy !req
806. - Give me your phone.
- No.
Copy !req
807. - Give me your phone.
- No.
Copy !req
808. Give me your phone! Give me
your phone or this is it. OK?
Copy !req
809. No more borrowing money. No more
advice. No more anything.
Copy !req
810. Is that what you want?
To lose your BBF?
Copy !req
811. To lose your only friend
in the entire world?
Copy !req
812. You're mean!
Copy !req
813. You're mean!
Copy !req
814. OK, that's it, Leah.
Look at this. You're blocked.
Copy !req
815. You're blocked from
my social media. You go!
Copy !req
816. You go!
You get out of here!
Copy !req
817. I'm trying
to protect you.
Copy !req
818. What the fuck? What the fuck?
Copy !req
819. What the fuck?
Copy !req
820. Hey!
Copy !req
821. Help!
Copy !req
822. Help!
Copy !req
823. Oh, you fucking idiot.
Copy !req
824. You fucking idiot.
Copy !req
825. You stupid psycho stalker.
Copy !req
826. You fucking...
Copy !req
827. Help!
Copy !req
828. You've been Jigsawed.
Copy !req
829. Game over.
Copy !req
830. Help!
Copy !req
831. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
832. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, listen to me. Listen to me.
Copy !req
833. Wait, wait.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Copy !req
834. I fooled Hunter Dunbar.
Copy !req
835. I fooled Hunter Dunbar!
I'm such a good actor.
Copy !req
836. - You outta your mind?
- You were good, too, though.
Copy !req
837. You were really good.
You were good.
Copy !req
838. You were better
than Jamie Lee Curtis.
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839. OK.
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840. Did I cut you?
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841. Holy crap.
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842. Oh, this isn't good.
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843. Oh, this is not good.
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844. You're out of line.
Let me go.
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845. What do you want?
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846. Why are you so angry
all the time?
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847. I should be the one
angry at you.
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848. Why do you care so much
about me?
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849. Because I love you.
And I love you. And I love you.
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850. And I... and I've seen
all your movies.
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851. And I love your movies.
And I... think you're the best.
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852. Untie these ropes,
you son of a bitch. Untie them!
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853. Stop being so mean to me!
Stop it!
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854. What? You looking for
your 15 minutes of fame? Huh?
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855. You wanna end up
on the nightly news?
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856. They're gonna call you
a monster.
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857. What's in the bag?
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858. Hunter, be patient, please.
It's a surprise.
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859. OK, ready?
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860. Mr. Blonde.
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861. - Holy shit! No.
- Mr. Blonde.
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862. No, no, no.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Ahh!
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863. Don't burn me!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Hey!
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864. There's no gas in here,
it's just water.
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865. I'm not gonna burn
your house down or nothing.
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866. Come on.
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867. I'm sorry I was mean to you.
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868. You're the meanest person
I've ever known in my life.
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869. Let me make it up to you.
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870. I'll sign whatever you want.
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871. I even have the ceremonial
dagger from "The Hungry Ones".
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872. I could get it.
I can sign it right now.
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873. What kind of moron
do you think I am?
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874. I don't think
anybody's a moron.
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875. - Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
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876. And I know what you think of me.
You think I'm a stalker!
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877. - No.
- Yes, you do.
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878. But I go to every one
of your movies.
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879. Even the crappy ones.
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880. You've gotta understand
something.
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881. You hold the power
in this relationship.
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882. You're a fan,
and I'm nothing without you.
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883. Say that again.
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884. - What?
- What you said, say it.
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885. You are a fan.
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886. Without you...
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887. I'm nothing.
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888. Are you hungry?
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889. I'm hungry.
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890. You stay there.
Don't you move.
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891. Don't you move.
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892. Holy fuck.
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893. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
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894. Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
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895. 'Moose didn't
just cross the line,
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896. 'he fucking nuked it.
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897. 'Honestly, I'd be scared, too.
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898. 'Poor Moosey.'
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899. Hey.
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900. Come here.
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901. Let me sign one for you.
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902. Moose? Is that it?
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903. "To... Moose.
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904. "With love,
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905. "Hunter Dunbar."
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906. Barbara.
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907. Oh, Barbara.
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908. They're coming to get you,
Barbara.
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909. Barbara.
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910. They're coming to get you,
Barbara.
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911. They're coming to get you,
Barbara.
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912. "Night of the Living Dead".
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913. Why don't you know that?
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914. I'm starting to think
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915. you don't know anything
about horror pictures.
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916. Sorry to disappoint.
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917. This...
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918. It's not... It's not bad.
It just isn't a treat.
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919. I think Danny's
gonna grow up hating you.
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920. Don't talk about my son.
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921. You have no ice cream
in the fridge at all.
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922. Then I'll work on it.
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923. Look... Here, look.
Taste it. Taste it.
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924. Go ahead.
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925. See? See?
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926. It's not sweet.
It's not a treat.
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927. It's not a treat.
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928. But they need
good tasting treats.
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929. And then horror pictures.
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930. - He's gonna remember this.
- I'll get ice cream, OK?
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931. I'll get it.
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932. I'll get him some right now
if you untie these ropes.
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933. I can't do that.
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934. Of course you can.
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935. You're gonna get me
in trouble.
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936. No.
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937. - Are you gonna hurt me?
- No. I won't do that.
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938. I know you're a good person.
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939. I seem mean and...
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940. angry...
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941. but I'm just scared, man.
I'm just...
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942. I'm just really scared.
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943. And I know you are, too.
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944. You scared?
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945. You just wanna leave, right?
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946. That's alright, man.
That's OK.
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947. This doesn't feel good.
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948. Hear me out, OK?
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949. If you let me go,
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950. I pledge...
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951. I... I swear to God...
I swear to God,
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952. I will not call the police.
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953. That's a promise
between you and me.
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954. - No police?
- No police.
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955. - No police.
- And after that...
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956. I will sign whatever you want,
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957. whenever you want,
for the rest of your life.
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958. That's another promise.
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959. That is a lifetime commitment.
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960. - You'd sign for me?
- For a real fan.
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961. You'll sign for me?
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962. You'll sign for me personally?
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963. Because everything on eBay
is a lie, it's a fake.
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964. Hell, yeah.
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965. - Yeah?
- Hell, yeah!
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966. You're smart.
You're real smart.
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967. I will sign everything
personally to you.
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968. - What's your name?
- Moose.
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969. - Did you say Moose?
- Moose.
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970. OK. OK, Moose.
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971. All the autographs
will be personally autographed
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972. to you, Moose.
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973. Is that it?
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974. Just don't hurt my kid.
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975. Hurt your kid? Wh...
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976. I would never ever, ever,
ever hurt your son!
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977. Ever!
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978. Why would you even say that?
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979. Just let me go, man.
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980. I'm an actor, alright?
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981. Well, actors
they try this technique
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982. called visualization.
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983. What is that? What is that?
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984. It means to imagine.
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985. You wanna try
this technique with me?
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986. Alright, here. Come here.
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987. Kneel down, get comfortable.
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988. Drop your shoulders. Relax.
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989. Go ahead, drop 'em. Just
feel comfortable. Just relax.
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990. I need you to take
a deep breath in.
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991. Yeah.
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992. Now I want you to imagine
you and me.
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993. - You and me?
- Yeah. You see us?
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994. - I do.
- Alright.
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995. First thing we're gonna do, is
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996. we're gonna change
these dirty clothes.
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997. We're gonna take off this sweat,
this blood and this gasoline,
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998. and we're gonna put on
some fresh new duds.
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999. We're gonna look spiffy, Moose.
We're gonna look good.
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1000. And then we're gonna go out
on the town.
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1001. We're gonna go to one of those
Hollywood fancy joints.
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1002. Musso & Frank's?
We're going to Musso & Frank's?
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1003. Wherever you want, man.
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1004. We'll go wherever you want.
I'll call my manager,
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1005. he'll get us a table
wherever you wanna go.
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1006. And when it's all done,
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1007. we'll get a big bowl
of chocolate ice cream.
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1008. Strawberry.
Strawberry ice cream.
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1009. Yeah!
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1010. Strawberry ice cream, Moose,
of course. Of course.
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1011. And then... and then
we'll go back to my place
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1012. and throw on a couple
of my action films,
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1013. and watch them on the HD TV.
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1014. Does that sound good, man?
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1015. - I love you. I love you.
- Ah, you, me,
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1016. couple of action flicks,
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1017. and some strawberry ice cream,
right?
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1018. - Just... just you and I, man.
- Just you and me.
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1019. Wait, we just gotta take
these ropes off first, you know?
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1020. - OK. OK.
- Yeah? Alright.
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1021. OK.
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1022. Man, wait till you see
this collection.
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1023. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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1024. These are some serious knots.
Where'd you learn these?
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1025. - YouTube.
- YouTube?
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1026. YouTube.
Teaches you everything.
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1027. Teaches you all kind of knots.
C knots, barrel knots.
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1028. Put it here, pal.
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1029. You can't leave, Moose.
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1030. I'm nothing without you.
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1031. I just like your movies.
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1032. Oh, man!
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1033. Holy shit!
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1034. Oh, my God!
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1035. What happened?
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1036. OK, you know what?
It's OK, we're...
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1037. I'm gonna get you some help.
I'm right here, buddy, OK?
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1038. 'And Hunter?
He's an actor.'
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1039. Oh, God, please, God.
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1040. 'And he's a survivor.
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1041. 'It's Dora
that I'm worried about.'
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1042. My head!
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1043. 'I know, I know,
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1044. 'Moose lost his hand
and his eye.
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1045. 'But eventually, he looked at it
like a badge of honor.'
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1046. I can't see without my glasses.
What does it say?
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1047. It says, "Louise...
Louise Fletcher."
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1048. Louise Fletcher,
she's not a good nurse.
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1049. - No.
- She's not.
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1050. No, she's not.
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1051. I am not a stalker!
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