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2. Back to ones.
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3. Let's get it quiet, please.
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4. Everyone, stay off
channel one now.
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5. This is a take,
not a rehearsal.
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6. Picture is up.
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7. Camera's set.
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8. Let's roll sound!
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9. Sound speed.
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10. Let's speed cameras.
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11. Camera one speeding.
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12. Camera two speeding.
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13. "B" camera mark.
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14. "C" mark.
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15. Stunts ready?
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16. Ready.
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17. In three, two, one, action.
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18. They're in almost every movie.
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19. You just don't know
that they're there.
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20. 'Cause that's the job.
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21. They're the unknown
stunt performers.
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22. And they get paid
to do the cool stuff.
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23. They also get paid
to take it on the chin.
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24. And everywhere else,
if you know what I mean.
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25. Oh, that's... that's me.
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26. Colt Seavers.
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27. Getting blown up and hiding
my face in a muddy puddle.
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28. Which isn't ideal
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29. when you're trying to look cool
in front of Jody.
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30. Who you just so happen
to have a major crush on.
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31. She's a camera operator.
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32. P.A. Looking
for Tom Ryder's stunt double.
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33. She's definitely
gonna achieve her goal
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34. of being a big-time
Hollywood movie director.
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35. You're so uncoordinated.
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36. I don't want to
overromanticize it or anything,
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37. but I think what Jody and I
got's the kind of thing
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38. you can only really find
in the movies.
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39. - Hey. Jody.
- Thank you.
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40. Hey, Colt. Thanks so much
for the stunt chat.
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41. Stunt chats.
I love 'em. Anytime.
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42. Hey, uh, Tom needs to see you
at the monitor.
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43. - Uh-oh.
- Yeah.
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44. Am I in trouble?
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45. She's talking about Tom Ryder,
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46. who happens to be the biggest
action star on the pla—
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47. Wait, why am I explaining this?
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48. You know who Tom Ryder is.
He's Tom Ryder.
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49. Anyway, I've been his
stunt double for six years now.
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50. Uh... flying in.
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51. What happened? What's up?
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52. Guess we're going again.
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53. You know Tom and Gail.
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54. There's a lot of grumbling
and a bunch of hand gestures
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55. over at the monitor, so I'm
not sure what's going on there,
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56. - but...
- Let me guess... too much face.
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57. Okay, guys. Go to one for me.
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58. Um...
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59. - Jody, right?
- What's your name again?
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60. As you can see,
that is not my chin.
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61. When you look at my face, look
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62. it's like his chin is off.
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63. - It's like...
- Yeah, we can't replace his face.
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64. It's like Mr. Potato Head.
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65. - I mean, no offense or anything, but you know.
- Oh...
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66. Oh, yeah, no. Sorry, I got lost
in your beautiful jawline.
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67. - It's dreamy.
- No, listen,
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68. we're just saying
it's not working for us.
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69. - Let's, uh...
- Okay.
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70. Let's go again.
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71. Oh, yeah, no,
we're gonna have to go again.
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72. - Okay. Okay.
- Yeah. -100%.
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73. I don't know, man.
Do you think, um...
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74. Try and make some magic?
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75. Maybe you could do it backwards
or something? I don't know.
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76. - It's just... less face.
- Yeah.
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77. The woman
freebasing the Diet Coke
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78. is Tom's producer Gail.
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79. - She's been making him look good for years.
- Thank you.
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80. - And it's not always easy.
- All right.
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81. - Give me some.
- Oh! I'm gonna...
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82. I can't complain.
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83. I'm working with my dream girl.
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84. Mm.
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85. - On my dream job.
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86. We got to switch
the pick points to the front.
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87. - I'm living the dream.
- He wants to go again.
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88. - Copy that, Colt. We'll flip the rig.
- Thank you.
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89. You'll be falling backwards.
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90. - Jody, go to two.
- Stand quiet, please.
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91. Everyone, stay off
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92. Do you have a question for me?
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93. Uh, yeah. It just looked
just now like you wanted
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94. - to ask me something.
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95. I was gonna go for
a spicy margarita after work.
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96. I was wondering
if you drink spicy margaritas.
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97. Um, well,
just to keep it professional,
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98. I can only have
one spicy margarita.
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99. Because if I have two,
I start making bad decisions.
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100. Well, you know,
drinking margaritas
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101. is all about
making bad decisions.
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102. Which reminds me, um,
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103. after this job, I-I got to go
sit on the sand somewhere,
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104. and I was wondering, uh...
I was gonna ask you a question.
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105. Tell me.
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106. Do you have any towels
that I can borrow?
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107. Yeah, I have some towels.
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108. You know, it's so dangerous
to swim alone.
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109. Well, I would ask you to,
you know, be my swim buddy,
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110. but I don't know
if you have a bathing suit.
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111. Wait a second. What do you
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112. We call it a swimming costume.
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113. Imagine that.
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114. After this,
you and I could both be
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115. on the beach somewhere
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116. drinking spicy margaritas,
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117. - making bad decisions.
- Okay, good to go.
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118. Imagine that.
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119. Okay, let's keep it
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120. - Let's strap him in.
- Everyone quiet, please!
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121. Speed on "A."
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122. - You all right?
- All right, let's take him to ones.
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123. - Tail slate. - Going to ones.
- Go ahead and sit back for me.
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124. Let's go hot on stunts.
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125. - And going out to the edge.
- Stunts is hot.
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126. - Take up the slack.
- How we doing up there, stunt?
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127. - Great. He's great. Here we go.
- Position down.
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128. He's at ones.
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129. Ready to drop the line for me?
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130. And three, two, one.
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131. Action, action, action,
action, action!
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132. Call the medic! Medic!
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133. Colt, are you okay?
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134. I need you to step back.
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135. You're not helping.
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136. Break time's over.
We've got a customer.
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137. Number 43.
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138. Yo, bro,
I know you from somewhere.
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139. Where I know you from, bro?
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140. Oh, yeah!
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141. You were on that Tom Ryder movie I was on!
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142. You're the stunt guy!
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143. Not anymore.
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144. Did you break your back or some shit?
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145. I did, yeah.
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146. How're you even still alive?
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147. - Yo, babe! Babe, come here...
- I don't know. I wish I wasn't right now.
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148. You gotta hear this!
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149. You don't have to hear this.
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150. It's fine.
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151. This dude was on a movie I was on.
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152. Most epic fail
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153. I've ever seen.
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154. They had him hanging up on these wires.
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155. He looked like a little piñata.
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156. "Action!"
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157. This guy falls
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158. about a thousand miles an hour.
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159. I'm like, "This guy's gonna die, bro."
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160. "This guy's gonna die."
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161. Ten meters above the ground
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162. "Snap!"
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163. He cracks into this disgusting pretzle.
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164. It's all pretty foggy.
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165. So, like
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166. stuntman to valet, uh
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167. how does that happen?
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168. Hell of a fall.
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169. Let me get your car.
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170. Yo, fall guy?
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171. Yo
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172. Bring my car back without a scratch.
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173. I've got a crispy fiver here for you, bro.
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174. No!
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175. Chill!
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176. It's a rental!
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177. Hello?
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178. Oh! Colt!
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179. It's Gail.
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180. - Your favorite producer.
- How'd you get this number?
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181. Someone said you were working
at the Captain's Cockatoo.
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182. A valet.
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183. Wow! I didn't believe it.
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184. It's actually
El Cacatúa del Capitan.
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185. It's a family-run place.
We pool tips.
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186. It's a nice change from my old job.
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187. I'm sure it is.
And, to that point, you know
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188. I know things haven't been easy
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190. since
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191. the… incident
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192. and
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193. I just hope you don't hold it against me
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194. or Tom. You know, we were
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195. absolutely devastated.
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196. He sent you a message, right?
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197. The prayer hands emoji?
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198. Right, yeah.
He's still an asshole.
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199. But, God, he was a force
in Annihilation of Valor.
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200. I'm coming for you,
Billy!
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201. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
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202. He's the best.
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203. Oh!
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204. Won himself a globe!
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207. I don't blame
either one of you, Gail.
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208. That was my fault.
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209. And when you start
making mistakes like that,
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210. it's time to hang up the pads.
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211. Oh, it was an accident, Colt.
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212. Everybody knows that.
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213. Tom has put me
in a real situation here, Colt.
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214. I just need a little bit
of help from an old friend,
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215. who just happens to be,
you know, the best stuntman
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216. I've ever worked with
in my life.
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217. Which is why you are getting
on a plane for me tomorrow
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218. and coming to Sydney.
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219. I'm not getting
on a plane, Gail.
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220. Tom Ryder is the biggest action brand
on the planet
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221. but that is largely because of you.
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222. Metalstorm will be an
epic stunt extravaganza!
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223. My life is simple now, Gail.
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224. I like 'simple.'
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225. Plus I get all the burritos I can eat, so
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226. kinda living the dream
if you think about it.
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227. I can't bear that you would
throw away all that talent.
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228. You shouldn't be
parking cars, Colt.
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229. You need to be smashing
burning Kawasakis
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230. through panes of glass.
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231. I know you've missed it.
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232. Goodbye, Gail.
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233. Wait, wait, wait!
Wait. Hold on.
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234. Did I, did I tell you... I...
Did I tell you
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235. that the director's
asked for you specifically?
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236. Sorry to disappoint him.
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237. - Well, don't you want to know who it is?
- Nope.
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238. It's Jody.
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239. I'm giving her her big break.
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240. Make sure it's an aisle seat.
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241. Earth, minerals, stone.
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242. A new eau de parfum
by Tom Ryder.
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243. Is that... Yeah?
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244. I didn't realize they were,
uh, scanning doubles now.
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245. Eh, it's new technology.
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246. Basically, we use
the geometry of your face
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247. to retarget Ryder's face,
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248. and we put Ryder's face
back on top of your face.
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249. Like a deepfake situation.
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250. If you get a chance, turn me
into Tom Cruise, would you?
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251. Hey, welcome to Sydney.
Are you Colt Seavers?
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252. Yeah. Hey. Do you know
where I can get some coffee?
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253. This jet lag
is really kicking in.
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254. Yeah, no stress. I got you.
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255. And does the director know
I'm here?
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256. - She asked for me.
- Uh...
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257. Does-does she want
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258. I haven't heard.
No, sorry, bro.
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259. Uh, but the stunt coordinator
wants to see you.
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260. - He's just in the jacket there.
- Okay, great.
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261. Will you just tell her
I'm here and...
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262. you know, that coffee
if you get a chance?
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263. Oh.
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264. Dan Tucker.
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265. Big-time Hollywood
stunt coordinator.
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266. It's about time.
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267. Congratulations.
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268. Thank you. Look at you.
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269. So do I call you "sir" now,
or how does that work?
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270. Oh, feel free
to call me "boss," you know.
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271. Okay, boss.
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272. I don't think I should be
in this Nomex, right?
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273. I mean, it's like, we're not
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274. I was just about
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275. Just follow me.
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276. How you doin'?
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277. I'm good. I'm great.
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278. - Keepin' busy.
- Wow!
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279. Been surfing.
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280. - Growing my hair out, like,
a few minutes ago.
- Okay.
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281. - Trying my hand at bonsai.
- Bonsai?
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282. - Sounds like you've got a pretty full schedule there.
- Staying busy.
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283. So what made you want to come back to work?
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284. I was told that Jody asked for me
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285. so I had to come, right?
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286. - Yeah, well...
- I mean, what am I gonna do, not come?
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287. If she wants me here, I gotta be here.
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288. Everybody, huddle up. Listen up.
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289. First up today is the car roll
we've been rehearsing all week.
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290. Everybody knows their spots,
everybody knows their responsibilities.
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291. We do this right, we do this safe
and everybody goes home.
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292. Bad news.
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293. We lost our driver.
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294. So, Henry is out.
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295. But good news is
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296. the cinema gods have blessed us
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297. with the greatest stuntman
I've ever worked with.
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298. Put your hands together
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299. for Colt Seavers!
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300. A cannon roll?
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301. It's time for you to start
rolling cars again
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302. instead of parking them.
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303. You had an accident.
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304. It was a massive
miscalculation of the rig.
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305. I-I almost killed myself
in front of the whole crew.
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306. You know, I'd rather just not
have my first stunt back
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307. be another epic failure,
especially in front of Jody.
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308. I mean, you understand.
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309. "It's not about how hard
of a hit you can give."
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310. - Oh.
- "It's about how many times
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311. - you can get hit and keep moving forward."
- Come on.
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312. That's messed up. You can't
quote Rocky on me like that.
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313. So it's a laser gun
with a dagger?
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314. - Yes, like a bayonet.
- Right.
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315. Do we need the bayonet?
Wouldn't the laser achieve...
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316. On the battlefield, yes.
Hundred percent.
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317. It just gives it
a quite a strange shape.
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318. - Oh, this guitar bit at the end?
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319. Yeah, well, you said
you wanted metal,
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320. so it's, like, heavy metal.
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321. Okay, how-how... how many
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322. - Uh, two.
- Okay. Good.
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323. - Hundred.
- Ooh. Okay. Yeah, fantastic.
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324. - Thanks, boss.
- Okay. It looks like a guitar.
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325. - Yes.
- Nigel, how we doing on the pyrotechnics?
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326. - What's going on?
- I think we only have enough for one take.
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327. - Boss! Boss, listen.
- No. Come on. - Yes.
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328. - Yes?
- We could create something that looks
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329. - way more realistic with VFX.
- No, no, no.
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330. - Come on. Give it to me.
- Venti, Venti, Venti.
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331. I don't want real.
I don't want real.
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332. - This is a sci-fi epic, cosmic love story.
- Why?
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333. Okay? Of cosmic proportions.
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334. It's got to mirror
that otherworldly thing
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336. You know, it's-it's imperfect.
It's beautiful.
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337. I want it that way, okay?
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338. - Let's go big with our one take, okay?
- Okay.
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Was that my one take?
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341. Uh, I'm sure we have...
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342. Oh, my God!
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343. Well, I got to say, though,
looks absolutely fantastic.
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344. - Boss. Listen, listen.
- Look at that.
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345. You sure you want
to use real pyros?
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346. - Yeah.
- But we definitely don't need this.
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347. - No, no, no, no. Yeah.
- We don't.
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348. Well, we're just gonna
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349. - That's all.
- That's okay, Ray.
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350. It's a stuntman in a car
with a helmet on, okay?
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351. - Oh. Uh, all right.
- No looping. No monologuing.
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over there, Rush?
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353. We did not call for pyro.
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354. I will seriously
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356. This is why they're doing it.
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357. 'Cause they feel you don't
respect them, Nigel, okay?
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- Your tone, your words, all of it, just...
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- Jody? Jody? - Darla, yes? Okay. Yeah.
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360. Jody, um, sorry, I...
I couldn't get my printer
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361. - working last night...
- Okay, yep.
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364. one of the characters in the
film acknowledges in the film
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365. that we're having a problem
with the third act?
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366. - Yeah?
- No. No.
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367. But I appreciate you thinking
outside the box, Darla.
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368. I really, really do.
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369. Nigel, you've got to stop them.
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370. - I will gut you like the pigs that you are!
- Oh, my God.
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371. - Stop testing!
- Whoo!
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372. - Boss!
- Yep?
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373. - Test went well.
- Fantastic.
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374. Okay, so, guys, simmer down.
Eyes on me.
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376. No VFX, Venti.
It looks absolutely fabulous.
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377. Nigel, we need to shoot now.
The tide's coming in.
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378. Let's go.
The shot's gonna be epic.
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379. Shot's up in five, people.
Thank you.
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381. What's happening, man?
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382. - Bad sand.
- Bad sand.
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383. Yeah.
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384. I think we got to postpone.
Hate to say it.
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385. Dan, what's the delay, please?
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386. Uh, we're just doing
a little safety check.
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387. It's the density.
It's bad density.
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388. We're looking at
the density of the sand.
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389. There's a new driver.
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390. - Who is it? Where's Henry?
- No idea.
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392. and I have a newbie.
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393. - Dan says we can do it.
- Okay.
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394. Seriously, we're gonna drift
all over the place.
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395. What is that, a king tide?
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396. Here's what you do.
You wait till it comes in.
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397. It compacts the sand,
then we shoot sunset for sunup.
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398. You're stalling.
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399. - Maybe.
- You're stalling.
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400. - Two things can be true.
- Brother, I've got
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401. a tent full of
rookie Australians out here.
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402. I'm gonna be sick.
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403. You got this. You're the one.
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404. - Why you got to say that?
- Okay?
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a million times.
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407. And so have you.
You know, you just jinxed it.
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408. You just jinxed it!
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409. Hey, Dan, I need the driver
in the car now, please.
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410. - Okay, the tide's coming up.
- Okay.
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Appreciate you.
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- Yes, it's Jody.
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Stop it. Stop it.
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anything about you.
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417. This is really important to her.
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418. Yes, it's important to her.
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419. - Is this Comic-Con or something?
- Hall H.
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420. "This is one of those times,
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421. whether it's an inch or a mile,
a win is a win."
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422. That's easy.
Fast and the Furious.
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424. Let's go. You got this.
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425. Did you see the coffee lady?
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426. She was wearing, like, a hat.
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427. - I see you in the car.
- Okay.
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428. Let's get
the medics in place, please.
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429. This is the hero set.
I've got five more after that.
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430. Are you ready, Dan? Yeah.
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- Lock it up!
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432. - Thank you.
- Three minute away...
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Stunts are ready.
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their responsibilities.
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440. Charging the cannon.
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441. 2,000 PSI in the cannon.
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442. Stunts is good.
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443. Cannon is hot.
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444. Cameras, where are we at?
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445. Are you rolling? Camera one?
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- Camera two?
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447. - Speed.
- Camera three?
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448. Speed on three.
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449. Background.
And three, two, one.
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450. Action, action, action!
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451. All right, guys, stay frosty.
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452. Three, two, one!
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453. - Dan, I need him close to the camera now.
- Copy that!
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454. Look,
I don't want to be that guy,
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455. but the sand's a little loose.
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456. I can't get any traction.
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457. When I do, it jumps,
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458. so if you get any closer,
you're gonna lose the camera.
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459. I know, I know,
but get in there.
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460. - You got this, baby!
- Move up, move up.
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461. No, no, not that close.
Oh. What the...
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462. Keep rolling.
Copy !req
463. We have seven more cameras.
Keep rolling!
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464. Okay!
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465. Ready in three, two, one!
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466. - Is he all right?
- Colt, you all right?
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467. Quickly, get him.
Come on, get him.
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468. - Just get in there.
- Oh, my God.
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469. - Easy, easy.
- Colt, you did it!
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470. Eight and a half rolls!
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471. Come on, you okay? You good?
Copy !req
472. You good? Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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473. Jody's coming. Hold on. Okay.
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474. So good, Dan. Is he good?
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475. - Yeah, of course.
- So good, so good.
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476. Loved it, loved it.
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477. - Incredible.
- Okay.
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478. Whose idea was this?
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479. - I think it was Gail's idea.
- I thought it was your idea.
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480. I-I just found out
about this yesterday.
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481. Dan, come on.
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482. I didn't approve him.
I didn't approve him.
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483. I would never have approved him.
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484. She didn't approve me.
Copy !req
485. Can I talk to you for a second?
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486. I'm not approved.
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487. Interesting move. Really.
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488. Really interesting.
Just very casual.
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489. Here you are, you show up,
and, "I'm your new stuntman."
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490. - Don't do that. You can't do that.
- What?
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491. - Directing a movie.
- Your hat's coming off.
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492. Why are you here?
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493. - I think there's been a misunderstanding.
- Clearly.
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494. Because I was under
the impression that...
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495. you did want me here.
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496. That's a delusional thought.
We haven't spoken in a year.
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497. - Let's not get into it.
- Gail, Gail... But Gail told me
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498. - that you wanted me here.
- Okay. Whatever.
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499. I don't even care about it,
but you clipped the camera.
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500. I-I-I'm a little rusty.
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501. - Comic-Con shot ruined.
- I'm sor... I know.
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502. - Hall H. It's a big deal.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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503. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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504. I'm happy for you.
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505. This whole director thing
looks good on you.
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506. Even the gardening hat, somehow.
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507. Everyone wears them.
It's like a set thing.
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508. - Okay?
- Yeah, I see it. It's...
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509. They're not making it look
as good as you are, that's all.
Copy !req
510. And I'm not trying to be fla...
I'm just saying the facts.
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511. But you look good in everything.
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512. You look good in nothing.
Whatever.
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513. - No, I don't mean it like that.
- Really? This isn't...
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514. - But you do look good in nothing.
- This isn't work...
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515. - This isn't gonna work.
- I mean, you do.
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516. But it's not what I...
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517. - I'll take anyone. Anyone else.
- Yeah.
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518. - Anyone but him.
- Can I be honest with you?
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519. - Who have you got? Yep.
- We literally have no one else.
Copy !req
520. - What's next?
- The fire burn.
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521. It's your call.
Copy !req
522. - Okay.
- Can we get a nurse on standby, please?
Copy !req
523. We're gonna set
this man on fire.
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524. - Cut, cut, cut.
- That's a cut.
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525. - Cutting there, please.
- That's a cut!
Copy !req
526. How you feeling, Colt Seavers?
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527. - He's good.
- He's all good.
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528. We're gonna go again.
Thumbs-up, okay?
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529. Technical issue.
Little bump on the dolly.
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530. - Huh?
- Can you fix that, Jimmy?
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531. - Back to ones, please.
- Thank you.
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532. - Going again.
- Please, back to one.
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533. Colt, do you feel a bit
flung into the deep end here?
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534. I'm just wondering, 'cause
you haven't read the script,
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535. if you'd like some backstory,
some context?
Copy !req
536. - Would that be good?
- Just go with it.
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537. Yeah, helpful?
Okay. Here we go.
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538. So, sci-fi love story,
two characters,
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539. one of them's an alien.
Aliena...
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540. and you're Space Cowboy.
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541. They shared what's called
a moon season.
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542. In real life,
you might call it a fling.
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543. Um, brief but very intense.
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544. And... hopeful.
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545. Now, neither of them
had ever been in a relationship
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546. that deep before.
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547. And they told each other that
over and over and over again.
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548. Him more than her,
you know, to the point where
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549. sometimes she was like,
"Chill out," you know.
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550. But anyway,
in a tragic turn of events,
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551. Space Cowboy is wounded,
and he just disappears.
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552. Without a trace.
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553. I can keep going.
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554. I can hit the rock
better now, thanks.
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555. We're going again!
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556. Sound speed.
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557. And action!
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558. That's a cut!
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559. Cutting there, please.
Copy !req
560. - Everything okay?
- You good?
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561. For a little more
context, Colt,
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562. Aliena's sort of devastated.
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563. And she starts sort of
replaying everything
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564. in her head over and over again.
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565. Did she misread the vibe?
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566. Was it just a fling?
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567. Did she let her imagination
run wild again?
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568. Or did he lie to her?
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569. Was he full of shit?
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570. But let me be clear:
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571. eventually, Aliena did move on.
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572. All right?
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573. And she started doing pilates.
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574. Got herself
a banging revenge body,
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575. and then she started dating
other humans.
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576. One after another.
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577. And she had
so many mind-blowing,
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578. far superior experiences
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579. you wouldn't even believe it.
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580. - Right, girls?
- Yeah.
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581. - You know what I mean?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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582. Yeah, it was like a sushi train.
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583. I'm gonna be sick.
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584. And do you know what?
We're gonna go again, Colt,
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585. 'cause there was
a little buzz on that one.
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586. Okay, light him up.
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587. Last one, everybody. Action!
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588. It-It's just feeling
so withheld,
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589. so how 'bout some dialogue?
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590. Yeah, that's all right, Darla.
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591. I'm gonna go
straight to the source.
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592. Hey, Colt, if Space Cowboy
had to say something,
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593. if he was forced to say
something, what would he say?
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594. How would he justify
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595. this year she's spent
spinning out over this?
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596. What could he say?
It's a puzzler, isn't it?
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597. - But have you got any thoughts?
- Uh, maybe he could talk...
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598. Nigel, can you, can you
get him a bullhorn?
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599. I can't hear him.
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600. Traveling.
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601. Come again, Colt.
What was that?
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602. - It's already on.
- In this movie,
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603. do the aliens and the humans
ever talk...
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604. in private?
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605. - No, not really.
- No private conversations?
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606. No, they don't like
doing private.
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607. Like, they like
to keep it very public.
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608. - Very open.
- Oh.
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609. Well, maybe I'll just, uh,
open it up to the group here.
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610. Have you ever been in one of
those situations where...
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611. you want to say something
and it's so important
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612. that you can't mess it up?
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613. So, you think
long and hard about it,
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614. and then you realize...
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615. you've already messed it up?
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616. 'Cause you've thought
too long and too hard about it?
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617. You're...
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618. What's that?
Copy !req
619. You want...
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620. I had a similar situation
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621. when I fell in love
with my wife's sister.
Copy !req
622. - Okay. All right. What...
- No.
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623. No. Okay.
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624. Uh...
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625. And again,
this is hard because...
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626. you know, I haven't
read the script.
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627. But...
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628. he'd probably say...
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629. that he's been living...
Copy !req
630. in total regret since then.
Copy !req
631. You know, afraid...
Copy !req
632. that he'll never get
an opportunity
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633. to make it up to her...
Copy !req
634. because he waited too long.
Copy !req
635. And...
Copy !req
636. she's probably moved on.
Copy !req
637. Uh, sorry, Jody,
Copy !req
638. speaking of moving on,
we, uh...
Copy !req
639. One more?
Copy !req
640. I'd love another chance.
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641. - Roll it, Nigel.
- Let's turn over, please!
Copy !req
642. - All cameras are rolling.
- Shot's up, sound speeding.
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643. Okay, light him up!
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644. Action! Thank you!
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645. Gail?
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646. Gail?
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647. Oh. Coffee.
Copy !req
648. Mm! You're here.
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649. Oh, no, don't use that.
It's broken.
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650. Eight and a half rolls?
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651. That is a world record!
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652. Thank you so much.
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653. It's better than parking cars,
isn't it?
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654. Would you cut the shit, Gail?
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655. What? It was amazing.
What are you talking about?
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656. She doesn't want me here, Gail.
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657. Yes, she does.
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658. Oh, of course she does.
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659. - You lied. You lied.
- Oh.
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660. - Colt.
- Do you know how that feels?
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661. Come on.
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662. Sit down. Chill your beans.
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663. How many memories have we got doing this?
Copy !req
664. You and me back here
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665. all of those movies
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666. Fourteen, fifteen movies
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667. we've done together?
Now, this is, like
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668. a decade of our lives.
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669. We do less time for murder.
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670. Yeah, but, you know
Copy !req
671. Ryder, he can be a bit of a kind of
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672. method-y twat face.
Copy !req
673. But you know what?
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674. People change.
Copy !req
675. You know my mom's version
of a goodnight kiss?
I'm not kidding.
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676. Smack in the chops.
Copy !req
677. Knock me out cold.
Copy !req
678. I forgave her.
Copy !req
679. We can all change, Colt.
Copy !req
680. We can evolv—
Look what you did to Jody.
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681. Huh?
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682. You run up, you disappear.
Copy !req
683. You're not in contact with her?
Copy !req
684. - I mean
- Honestly.
Copy !req
685. I was in the hospital
Copy !req
686. - I appreciate that, but she was devastated.
- It wasn't magic. I didn't 'disappear.'
Copy !req
687. Yes, you should feel bad
but you can make it right.
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688. It's, like, the message
in all my movies.
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689. What's the message
in all my movies?
Copy !req
690. Uh...
Copy !req
691. Nihilism's a viable worldview?
Copy !req
692. No, that's just
the entertainment.
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693. That's like the...
Copy !req
694. like the sexy bacon.
Copy !req
695. - What is this?
- You know? It's like dogs.
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696. You got to wrap the message...
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697. in some sexy bacon.
Copy !req
698. I mean, all those movies,
people fall down.
Copy !req
699. They're rolling
in their own shit.
Copy !req
700. They don't think they can cope,
but they can. They get back up.
Copy !req
701. Do you mind if I lay down?
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702. With the multiple fire burns
and the cannon rolls
Copy !req
703. - and the jet lag, I just...
- Yep, yep, yep.
Copy !req
704. could use a little shut-eye.
Copy !req
705. Yep.
Copy !req
706. Okay, let me get this straight.
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707. - Nihilism is the sexy bacon?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
708. The audience are dogs?
Copy !req
709. There we go.
Copy !req
710. And when you fall down,
you get back up.
Copy !req
711. - Thank you.
- I'm glad we did this.
Copy !req
712. Now, what am I
really doing here, Gail?
Copy !req
713. Um...
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714. Ryder's missing.
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715. He has fallen in
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716. with some shady,
shitty, shitty people.
Copy !req
717. Well, Gail...
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718. call the cops.
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719. I can't call the cops.
Copy !req
720. Well, why not?
Copy !req
721. The studio will know
that I am way over budget.
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722. They will pull the plug on this.
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723. You know that.
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724. Please go and find him.
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725. Why me?
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726. You're a stuntman,
for God's sake.
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727. No one's gonna notice
whether you're here or not.
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728. - No offense.
- I mean, some taken.
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729. You know him intimately.
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730. It can be so simple.
Copy !req
731. You pick him up,
you dust him off,
Copy !req
732. you bring him back here.
Copy !req
733. I know I can trust you.
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734. And you know who can
trust you more than anyone,
Copy !req
735. she just doesn't
realize it yet, is Jody.
Copy !req
736. This is her big chance.
Copy !req
737. Do you want her first movie
to be her last?
Copy !req
738. You've got to help me out, man.
Copy !req
739. It's been a long couple days.
Copy !req
740. I'm gonna go to the hotel,
I'm gonna...
Copy !req
741. What is it? It's my yesterday,
it's your tomor...
Copy !req
742. I'm gonna call you
your tomorrow.
Copy !req
743. - Right, no. Today.
- My today.
Copy !req
744. That is the door code
of Ryder's loft.
Copy !req
745. The patio door.
Took it from his trailer.
Copy !req
746. He's still doing
this Post-it note thing?
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747. Oh.
Let's not even get into that.
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748. At this point,
it's like Memento level.
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749. I can only keep this
from Jody and the studio
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750. for 48 hours, max.
Copy !req
751. Save Jody's movie,
Copy !req
752. and maybe you get
the love of your life back.
Copy !req
753. Did you just turn Jody
into the sexy bacon?
Copy !req
754. She's been
the sexy bacon all along.
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755. You're good.
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756. It's the only left-hand drive
I have.
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757. Please don't wreck it.
It's product placement.
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758. There's only two of them.
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759. I know how you stunties drive.
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760. You seek to destroy
all I hold dear.
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761. What are you doing?
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762. Uh, just, uh, chilling down.
Copy !req
763. Were you "chilling down"
to Taylor Swift?
Copy !req
764. - Yep.
- Mm.
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765. It's just something
Australians say.
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766. Really? I've been here for six
months, I've never heard it.
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767. Yeah, "chilling down under,"
you know,
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768. but it's shorter to say
"chilling down."
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769. - Have you been crying?
- Not at all.
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770. You look like
you've been crying.
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771. Jet lag.
Copy !req
772. That was so dangerous,
and I'm very sorry.
Copy !req
773. Lighting you up like that.
Copy !req
774. It was very cathartic.
Copy !req
775. - I feel better.
- I deserved it.
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776. I'm gonna make the camera
up to you, by the way.
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777. Can I get in the car with you?
Copy !req
778. Clean your face. You're a mess.
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779. So how have you been?
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780. Oh, you know.
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781. Yeah? Thumbs-up?
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782. God, I hate that bullshit,
that stunt guy bullshit.
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783. And that's fine.
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784. You don't have to
explain anything.
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785. It's all good. It was a fling.
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786. Less than a fling. It was
a flingette, and that's fine.
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787. I don't even want to know.
Copy !req
788. And the problem with forcing
something is you get nowhere.
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789. You know, one time my mom
forced my dad to exercise.
Copy !req
790. Do you know what happened?
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791. Snapped his ankle first time
he stepped on the treadmill.
Copy !req
792. She forced it, now he has
a piece of metal in his foot.
Copy !req
793. Moral of the story is
you should just be you.
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794. Well, look, I've thought
a lot about this, actually,
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795. and I, uh...
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796. It's not like
I didn't want to apologize
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797. a million times.
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798. Yeah.
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799. Uh, it's just, every time I...
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800. You know, when I think of
something to say...
Copy !req
801. doesn't seem like enough.
Copy !req
802. Okay.
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803. No problem.
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804. Boundaries. Boundaries.
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805. That's important.
Copy !req
806. Because I have
a lot of pressure on me.
Copy !req
807. You have no idea how hard it was
for me to make this movie, okay?
Copy !req
808. I just need to focus,
so if you're gonna stay here,
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809. we need to keep it...
Copy !req
810. like, super profesh.
Copy !req
811. "Professional"
is my middle name.
Copy !req
812. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
813. I thought your middle name
was "Danger."
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814. That's a stage name.
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815. Colt Profesh Seavers.
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816. Promise me you're not
gonna derail this, okay?
Copy !req
817. Promise.
Copy !req
818. Okay.
Copy !req
819. Want to do some doughnuts?
Copy !req
820. Do you want to drive me
to my car?
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821. Yeah.
Copy !req
822. Okay, goodbye.
Copy !req
823. Okay.
Copy !req
824. "Tom, long time no see.
Copy !req
825. Gail asked me to check
and make sure you're okay."
Copy !req
826. "Colt, thought you were dead.
Copy !req
827. Why you got to be
such a pussy bitch?"
Copy !req
828. "Tom, I'm gonna have to ask you
not to refer to me
Copy !req
829. as a pussy or a bitch."
Copy !req
830. "Okay, but you got hurt
like a pussy
Copy !req
831. and you're acting like a bitch."
Copy !req
832. Tom?
Copy !req
833. Colt Seavers.
Just checking in on you.
Copy !req
834. Jody needs you back on set, pal.
Copy !req
835. And I-I don't want to be
a part of
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836. any breaking in,
role-play games.
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837. Well, all right.
Copy !req
838. Coffee.
Copy !req
839. What the...!
Copy !req
840. Why do you look so familiar?
Copy !req
841. Where do I know you from?
Copy !req
842. I'm Iggy Starr,
lead actress on Metalstorm.
Copy !req
843. - I'm Ryder's girlfriend.
- Oh.
Copy !req
844. - You're in Metalstorm.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
845. Hey, were you
in that movie Carjacked
Copy !req
846. where that guy named Jack
steals your car
Copy !req
847. and then you shoot him
in the hand and you say,
Copy !req
848. "I hope you know
how to drive stick"?
Copy !req
849. And it doesn't make sense
'cause it's like,
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but the way you say it...
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851. That's Natalie Portman!
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852. Oh, she's great.
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853. - Is there anything else I know you from?
- Stormchaser?
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854. No.
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860. Nope.
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at Cannes!
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863. Cause it's just like they always—
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864. It's "can"!
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865. I'd love to see your film!
Where's it streaming?
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866. Streaming?
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868. I'm working on Metalstorm, too.
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869. You lie!
We're only on Metalstorm 1.
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870. I meant, "also"!
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871. Is this a prop sword?
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872. Mm-hmm. I'm a good actress.
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873. Hey, if you are
really working on Metalstorm,
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874. why are you
sneaking around here?
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875. Just trying to find Ryder.
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876. He's, like, really drugged up
and paranoid right now.
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877. He thinks someone's
trying to kill him.
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878. And I'm like, "If you don't
finish Metalstorm,
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879. "I'm gonna kill you myself."
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880. I can think of a million reasons why, but
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881. why does Tom think
someone's trying to kill him?
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882. I don't know.
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883. I mean, all I know
there is some dark shit going on.
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884. And the sooner I can get out of here
the better.
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885. It is killing my high vibes way of being.
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886. I am a light worker.
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887. I am a person of positivity.
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888. I am a giver.
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889. Did you know that there are actually
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890. people in the world
going through hard things, like
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892. there are povos.
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893. - What's a 'pavo'?
- A poor person like you.
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894. Oh.
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895. Cool.
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896. Any idea how I could find him?
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897. Uh, you could try this club
he hangs out at.
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898. He's there with his drug
dealer friend, Doone, who has
leopard print tats on his head.
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899. Okay, well
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900. it's been real.
I'll see you on set.
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901. Do you know the call time by the way?
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902. 6:00 a.m. for the povos.
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903. Alright
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904. Hey, stuntman.
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905. You're never gonna
get in looking like that.
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906. - What's with the bird?
- That's Tom's sober cockatoo
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907. They're, like, sensitive to energy and shit
so if you get high around one of them
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908. they, like, freak out and they attack you
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909. Oh.
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910. So what kind of shit is Tom into now?
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911. He's into this new crazy
Australian shit called, "Dundee."
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912. Dundee?
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913. Yeah, like, Crocodile Dundee.
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914. It's like you see unicorns and shit.
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915. You like get guided on this tour
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916. and the unicorns are
like, "hello, follow me."
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917. It's like a little bit weird,
but I'm kind of into it.
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918. It's very specific.
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919. What's with your fugly-ass
Miami Vice Stunt Team jacket?
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920. Is it second-hand?
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921. Oh, it was
the first show I ever did.
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922. 50 stunts in 15 minutes.
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923. I had to jump a boat
through a ring of fire.
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924. I got so good I could do it
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925. with my hands
tied behind my back.
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926. "No one's ever done a stunt like that."
That's what the poster said.
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927. You're very into yourself, aren't you?
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928. I mean, you know, you did ask.
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929. Alright, so security's
super tight at the club.
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930. You're gonna look the part
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931. But your best bet at getting in
is acting like Tom.
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932. You know how to do that, don't you?
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933. Yeah, I just act like
I own everything and everyone and
there's no repercussions for my actions.
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934. Mm-hmm.
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935. Oh, my God. Is that Tom Ryder?
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936. Hey, Tom!
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937. You Doone?
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938. Stuntman! Yeah, yeah, Iggy said
you were gonna come see me.
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939. Yeah, sit down, get a drink.
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940. Hey, hey, get him a drink.
What do you want?
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941. Oh, no, no, I'm good. I'm good.
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942. I'm just looking for Ryder.
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943. Get him a Shirley Temple.
Sit down.
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944. No offense, but I just
want to find Ryder.
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945. How come no one ever wants
to chat with the drug dealer?
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946. Sorry. I, uh...
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947. I mean no... no disrespect.
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948. Just had a long day.
Ryder hasn't shown up to work.
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949. That was fast.
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950. You do a stunt today?
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951. Uh, just a, yeah, car roll.
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952. Just a car roll?
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953. Hear how he said that?
"Just a car roll!"
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954. What a stuntman! My man!
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955. It's what I do.
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956. Hey, that's why I like you.
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957. 'Cause you do all the hard shit.
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958. They give Oscars for that?
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959. For stunts?
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960. No.
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961. Nope.
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962. Hey, to the unsung heroes.
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963. - I'll drink to that.
- Yeah.
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964. Mm!
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965. No offense,
but I prefer cartoons.
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966. See, movies are always trying
to make things real.
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967. But it's not real.
It's a movie.
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968. It's not meant to be real.
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969. That's why I like cartoons.
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970. See, 'cause cartoons
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971. don't pretend to be real.
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972. That's what I like about them.
You seen Dumbo?
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973. - Dumbo?
- Yeah, Dumbo.
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974. Dumbo changed my life.
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975. You know that scene when Dumbo
gets into the bad champagne,
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976. then he starts seeing
the pink elephants
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977. on parade and shit?
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978. I was like, "Yes, please.
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979. "I'll have what he's having!
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980. Make it a double!"
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981. Hey, stuntman?
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982. Why don't you come with us?
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983. We'll get you nice and
comfortable at the hotel, huh?
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984. Move, move! Get out of the way!
Get... Move! Come on!
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985. Where's Ryder?
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986. I'm too high for this shit!
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987. Colt! Over here!
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988. Yeah! Follow me!
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989. Don't give up, Colt!
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990. Where is he?
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991. Where's Ryder?
Where's Ryder?
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992. Where's Ryder?
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993. Where is he, huh?
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994. What are you doing, Colt?
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995. You know what I'm doing.
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996. I'm gonna stop this car.
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997. I've done it a hundred times.
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998. Keep my hips above the hood.
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999. Should be fine.
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1000. You're just doing it because
the unicorn told you to.
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1001. You're just jealous
the unicorn didn't talk to you.
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1002. You know what? You're clearly high, Colt.
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1003. And you're clearly chickenshit!
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1004. Okay, we don't have time for this.
We'll talk later.
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1005. - Okay…
- Hey driver, what are you doing? Drive!
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1006. Drive, bro!
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1007. Hey, you need to chill.
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1008. Just relax—
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1009. I'm a lover, not a fighter!
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1010. Where's Ryder?
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1011. - I just drugged you because they paid me to!
- Who's 'they'?
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1012. The guy that runs
Ryder's security.
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1013. He's into some shady shit.
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1014. What kind of shady shit?
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1015. You know…!
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1016. What kind of shady shit?
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1017. - Shady shit. You know…
- You don't just say "shady shit"
and not tell me what it is!
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1018. Say what the "shady shit" is!
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1019. - Different types of shady shit!
- Like what?
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1020. I deliver drugs to him
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1021. at the Pendleton Hotel
sometimes, okay?
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1022. - What room?
- Bro, I don't know what room.
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1023. You know, it changes.
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1024. Just ask Kevin
for the, for the fruit plate.
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1025. - He'll give you the key.
- Kevin?
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1026. - Kevin! K-E-V-I-N. For the...
- I know Kevin!
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1027. You know Kevin?
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1028. I don't know Kevin.
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1029. You'll get to know Kevin.
He's in love with the guy.
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1030. I don't wanna get to know Kevin!
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1031. Ask him for a fruit plate.
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1032. Look, I'm not lying to you.
It's a fruit plate!
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1033. A fruit plate? Are you serious?
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1034. Yeah, you know, mango, strawberry…
a fruit plate!
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1035. I know what a fruit plate is, sir.
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1036. Ask him for a fruit plate,
and he'll give you keys.
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1037. How long does this last?
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1038. - What?
- How long is this gonna last?
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1039. Bro, what are you even saying?
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1040. How... long does this last?
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1041. Oh. When you stop
seeing unicorns?
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1042. This is a dun-diddly-dundoo trip, Colt.
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1043. I'd like to speak to Kevin.
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1044. Kevin's, uh, on a break.
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1045. Okay, maybe you can help me.
Can I order the "fruit plate"?
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1046. Okay. Do you want me
to call "room service"?
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1047. I don't know.
Is that what happens?
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1048. D-Do you have a room?
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1049. - Should I just...
- Do I need one?
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1050. To order the fr...
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1051. - I...
- The fruit plate.
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1052. - Hey, Colt.
- Fruit plate.
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1053. Wow.
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1054. - That's a look.
- Hi. Hey.
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1055. - What happened to your face?
- Hi.
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1056. Hi. Okay.
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1057. - Sorry about that.
- Are you good?
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1058. - It's just good...
- What's wrong with you?
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1059. - It's good to see you.
- Wow, you look terrible.
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1060. You look amazing.
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1061. Did you fall?
What happened to you?
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1062. Wow. You're so pretty.
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1063. - It's crazy.
- Okay. Your face is bleeding.
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1064. - What?
- What happened to you?
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1065. Oh. No, I was running.
Just... I was running.
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1066. Very unusual athleisure wear
for a run.
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1067. - This?
- Yeah.
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1068. Yeah, they gave me
the wrong bags at the airport,
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1069. but, you know, it's... it works.
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1070. I can sweat.
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1071. If I'm gonna play Ryder,
I thought I should just,
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1072. like, cut weight a little,
you know...
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1073. You seem kind of tweaky.
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1074. I'm a little... spotty.
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1075. Like, when I...
my glucose levels get low.
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1076. I get a little...
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1077. Okay, is that a new thing?
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1078. Is that a new thing?
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1079. - What's that?
- Is that a new thing?
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1080. - Is your hair new?
- Yes, I cut it.
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1081. - I changed my hair.
- It's beautiful.
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1082. You changed your number.
We're even.
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1083. I thought we'd sort of
even the score.
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1084. Yeah. I have a lot of new s...
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1085. You know, I've learned
a lot about myself
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1086. since-since we last
seen each other.
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1087. Lots of doctors.
Lots of therapy.
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1088. Lots of work.
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1089. And I've realized that, uh,
I'm a mess
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1090. and you dodged a bullet.
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1091. - You are some vault, aren't you?
- What do you mean?
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1092. Spill the beans.
"Heavy" how?
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1093. And I wanted to be there for you.
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1094. Yeah, you say that
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1095. 'cause you're such a wonderful person
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1096. that you would say that,
but trust me
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1097. it got heavy, and we were
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1098. you know, we were so new,
so I just
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1099. I figured
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1100. you know, spare you from
all the stuff…
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1101. Lots of things you can't do.
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1102. Like what?
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1103. Uh…
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1104. We cou— it coulda—
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1105. It could've gone
into bathroom stuff
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1106. for instance.
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1107. I mean
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1108. I would've been really good
at bathroom stuff.
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1109. What?
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1110. I think I would've been
really helpful
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1111. and gentle, and sweet,
and discreet.
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1112. I would've closed my eyes.
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1113. Held my breath.
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1114. Gave you a sponge bath.
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1115. Excuse me?
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1116. I give a great sponge bath.
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1117. Very thorough.
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1118. What?
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1119. Mmm.
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1120. Okay.
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1121. Okay. So.
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1122. Thrilled about your
new relationship with fruit
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1123. and I hope you'll be very happy.
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1124. It's just a fling.
It's not serious.
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1125. Trust me, I'm still
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1126. hung up on my ex.
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1127. Yeah, but how's
she supposed to do quality work
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1128. if you keep harassing her
all the time?
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1129. Okay. Can you go
and grab your things?
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1130. - We have really got to zip.
- Okay. Yep.
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1131. - What's going on?
- Seriously.
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1132. Colt, you're...
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1133. You look like you've been busy.
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1134. - Yeah, real busy, Gail.
- Yeah, good.
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1135. Lot of running around, Gail.
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1136. We'll get a drink
and discuss that.
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1137. But right now, the studio...
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1138. so far up my ass,
I can taste them.
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1139. - We need your third act.
- Okay. Yep.
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1140. You having problems
with the third act?
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1141. We're gonna, we're gonna go
and do things right now.
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1142. I need to write it.
I'm gonna go write it. I just...
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1143. It's like
the studio are wanting me
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1144. to contort the love story
so that it all ends happily
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1145. and everything's rosy and...
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1146. - Jody, Jody, Jody.
- But I feel like if I...
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1147. lean into reality,
then maybe that's the way to go.
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1148. And most love stories
don't end well. Usually.
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1149. - Know what I mean?
- I strongly disagree with that,
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1150. so we should keep
chopping it up.
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1151. Yeah? Should we?
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1152. It's important.
It's the ending.
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1153. Okay.
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1154. Sir?
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1155. - Huh?
- Hi.
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1156. - Yeah.
- Hi.
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1157. Um, I hear that
you're interested
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1158. in a-a fruit platter.
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1159. - Kevin?
- Yes.
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1160. Yes. Okay, so...
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1161. It's-it's on... it's on ice.
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1162. Yep. There we go. Sorry.
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1163. Hello?
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1164. What do you
think about split screen?
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1165. - Jody?
- Yeah.
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1166. Is this okay I'm calling?
You said to call and...
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1167. - Yes. Yeah, it's fine.
- Yeah? We could chop it up?
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1168. It's, uh... Let's chop it up.
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1169. It's a good time.
I'm not doing anything.
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1170. Okay. Great.
Uh, so, split screen, right?
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1171. Do you think that it's,
like, nostalgic super cool
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1172. or do you think it's a gimmick?
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1173. Um, I think
it could be super cool.
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1174. Mm-hmm?
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1175. Yeah, how do you,
uh, want to use it?
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1176. I mean, you know, tell me.
Tell me everything.
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1177. Tell me, you know,
about your vision.
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1178. So, I like that
they're on-screen together.
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1179. But they are in separate worlds
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1180. Right.
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1181. you know,
visually and emotionally.
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1182. So you've got
this very prominent divide
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1183. between the lovers.
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1184. And I want that.
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1185. You want the divide?
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1186. I want the divide, yes.
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1187. Hmm.
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1188. It's funny 'cause I-I didn't
get the impression
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1189. that there was that much
keeping them apart.
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1190. Well, you haven't
read the script.
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1191. All I know so far is that
the alien lady and the cowboy
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1192. are having what seem to be
pretty manageable problems.
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1193. Jody? Jod— How's this?
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1194. Manageable problems?
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1195. The aliens invaded Earth,
and they left it in tatters.
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1196. So this whole thing
the studio are pushing for,
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1197. the "love conquers all"
thing...
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1198. I'm not buying it.
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1199. Well, I have to admit that I'm
surprised to hear you say that.
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1200. Why?
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1201. Well, I'm just
a boy in a neon suit
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1202. standing in front of a girl,
reminding her
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1203. that Notting Hill
is her favorite movie
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1204. and she watches Love Actually
every year at Christmas.
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1205. Well, you know,
I watched it again this year,
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1206. and I didn't love it, actually.
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1207. Wow, it's worse
than I thought.
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1208. Yeah, I'm ruined.
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1209. Yeah, it's a really sad day
for Notting Hill as well.
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1210. That "happily ever after"
stuff, unsubscribe me.
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1211. I didn't get "happily ever
after" from Notting Hill.
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1212. What are you talking about?
Of course you did.
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1213. Did you?
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1214. Yes, of course.
They're ly…
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1215. They're on the park bench.
She's got her head in his knee.
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1216. She's a "regular girl."
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1217. Maybe, but we don't know
for sure
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1218. she's not gonna go back
to working the street.
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1219. All we know is that
in the beginning,
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1220. she's pretty much up for
anything but kissing,
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1221. and in the end,
she's open to kissing him.
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1222. And it gives us hope.
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1223. No. No.
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1224. You have got your
Julia Roberts movies
so twisted.
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1225. And that's all we want.
A little hope.
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1226. No, that is Pretty Woman,
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1227. where she is
a lady of the night,
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1228. and this is Notting Hill,
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1229. where she's
a very famous actress.
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1230. Oh. Well, don't listen to me.
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1231. What do I know?
Look, you're the director.
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1232. You're gonna make
the right choice.
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1233. I'm just saying,
for people like me,
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1234. who may not necessarily get the
metaphor of the split screen.
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1235. You may not get
the deeper metaphor,
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1236. but you're gonna see it.
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1237. You're gonna see
this bright line between them
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1238. that we're gonna ache
to see blur…
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1239. …you know, but maybe it can't.
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1240. Mm.
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1241. Maybe it doesn't.
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1242. Right. Right. Yeah.
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1243. But what do we know, right?
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1244. 'Cause all we know at this point
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1245. is that the cowboy
likes the alien.
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1246. Does the alien like the cowboy?
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1247. She's on the fence.
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1248. Right.
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1249. Because they got problems.
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1250. Because she's an alien and he's
a cowboy, and that's a problem.
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1251. But is it a problem
they can't overcome?
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1252. Here's a question.
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1254. What do you think?
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1255. Do you think they're gonna try?
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1256. I think…
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1257. I think this was a
great brainstorm.
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1258. So
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1259. what'd you decide
about the split screen?
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1260. I have a better idea.
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1261. I don't think you need it.
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1262. I think the connection between
these characters is so strong
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1263. that nothing can
come between them.
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1264. Jod?
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1265. Jody?
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1266. - Hello?
- Dead guy on ice.
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1267. What?
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1268. There's a dead guy on ice
at the hotel, Gail.
Copy !req
1269. Wait. Sorry.
What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1270. Well, if you think
that doesn't make sense,
Copy !req
1271. - don't order the fruit plate.
- Hold on.
Copy !req
1272. You're seriously telling me
you've just seen a dead body?
Copy !req
1273. Yes, Gail.
Copy !req
1274. On the rocks. In the hotel.
Copy !req
1275. What hotel?
Copy !req
1276. The one
I just saw you in, Gail!
Copy !req
1277. Who's room was it in?
Copy !req
1278. It wasn't Kevin's, per se
Copy !req
1279. but he definitely had
something to do with it.
Copy !req
1280. Who is Kevin?
Copy !req
1281. It was in Kevin's room?
Copy !req
1282. Gail
Copy !req
1283. you asked me to do this, so
Copy !req
1284. please try and keep up.
Copy !req
1285. I know. I am sticking.
Copy !req
1286. I went to Ryder's apartment
just like you told me.
Copy !req
1287. That's where Iggy with
the sword gave me the neon suit
Copy !req
1288. and they sent me to the man
with the leopard print head.
Copy !req
1289. Now
Copy !req
1290. he goes by the name of Doone.
Copy !req
1291. It was Doone's goons
who dirtied my Shirley,
Copy !req
1292. and gave me the dundee.
Copy !req
1293. Doone's goons…?
Copy !req
1294. And not in a fun way, Gail.
Copy !req
1295. I think they were
trying to kill me, Gail!
Copy !req
1296. So you can understand why
I chased them with my scooter
Copy !req
1297. but when the unicorn showed up,
I had no choice.
Copy !req
1298. I had to hit their car with my body.
Copy !req
1299. The point is,
that's how I got to Kevin's fruit plate
Copy !req
1300. and the dead guy on ice
Copy !req
1301. Do you understand now?
Copy !req
1302. Does it make sense?
Copy !req
1303. It's absolutely clear as mud.
Copy !req
1304. Listen.
Copy !req
1305. Just step away and calm down.
Copy !req
1306. I am gonna handle everything.
Copy !req
1307. No more handling!
Copy !req
1308. - I want the police!
- You're very aggressive.
Copy !req
1309. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to yell.
I want the police.
Copy !req
1310. You are not gonna talk
to the police.
Copy !req
1311. You don't talk to anyone about this, okay?
Copy !req
1312. - You listen to me.
- I'm calling the police.
Copy !req
1313. You are not
talking to the police.
Copy !req
1314. - Excuse me, sir.
- Wait, who's there?
Copy !req
1315. Who's there? Who's there?
Copy !req
1316. It's the police.
I'm gonna talk to them.
Copy !req
1317. No, no, no, no, no!
Don't talk...
Copy !req
1318. No parking at any time.
Copy !req
1319. Sorry.
Copy !req
1320. Just making sure
we're both here.
Copy !req
1321. I'm-I'm here, mate.
Copy !req
1322. I want to report a crime.
Copy !req
1323. - Okay.
- An ice crime.
Copy !req
1324. Yeah. You're still
getting a ticket, mate.
Copy !req
1325. I got to tell Jody.
Copy !req
1326. About the dead guy.
Copy !req
1327. How do you know he was dead?
Copy !req
1328. He could've just been
knocked out.
Copy !req
1329. - On ice?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1330. Ice baths are very good
for inflammation.
Copy !req
1331. And are you forgetting
that you were high?
Copy !req
1332. How can I if you keep fixating
Copy !req
1333. - on that one point?
- Okay, you know what,
Copy !req
1334. let me just stop you
right there.
Copy !req
1335. Whatever you told Jody
last night
Copy !req
1336. - has got her all fired up.
- I don't know what I said.
Copy !req
1337. About what?
Copy !req
1338. And now I have to build a truck
Copy !req
1339. - for a 250-foot jump.
- Huh?
Copy !req
1340. - In a day and a half!
- Sounds pretty cool, actually.
Copy !req
1341. And on top of that,
the fight scene today,
Copy !req
1342. Jody has decided that she wants
to do it all in one take.
Copy !req
1343. - A oner.
- Dan, did you tell him about the oner?
Copy !req
1344. - Yes.
- So cool.
Copy !req
1345. - Right?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1346. - So good. He's into it.
- Hi.
Copy !req
1347. - Hey. Yeah, can I talk to you for a second?
- Okay,
Copy !req
1348. - about this sequence today, Ryder's a no-show.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1349. Again, he's probably on
a bender or something.
Copy !req
1350. Well, it's interesting
you say that,
Copy !req
1351. - because that's...
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1352. - ... that's what I want to talk to you about.
- Me, too.
Copy !req
1353. - Me, too. Because we don't even need him.
- He...
Copy !req
1354. - Well...
- We don't need him.
I had an epiphany last night.
Copy !req
1355. Let me just tell you.
Copy !req
1356. - Last night?
- I was so excited.
Copy !req
1357. - Yeah.
- After we spoke, it all came to me.
Copy !req
1358. - Really?
- Yeah, the third act, this sequence,
Copy !req
1359. - all of it. I've been s...
- After talking to me?
Copy !req
1360. Yeah. You know, I was shocked
Copy !req
1361. - when you showed up. Right?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1362. - But...
- Well, it was... shocking.
Copy !req
1363. But I just started to wonder
if maybe
Copy !req
1364. you showed up
just at the right time, and...
Copy !req
1365. I've been going for this thing
in the action,
Copy !req
1366. and I've never been able
to get it.
Copy !req
1367. Like, this feeling
of the pursuit of love.
Copy !req
1368. And how far would you go for
the one that you love and...
Copy !req
1369. - You know?
- And then...
Copy !req
1370. - Yeah.
- You know, I realize it's not very far with Ryder,
Copy !req
1371. - 'cause he's a drip.
- Right.
Copy !req
1372. - And he runs weird.
- Right.
Copy !req
1373. - And he can't do action. But...
- Well, it's...
Copy !req
1374. you can.
Copy !req
1375. You can.
Copy !req
1376. I'm unlimited with you.
Copy !req
1377. I can do everything
and everything with you,
Copy !req
1378. and it just made my brain
just...
Copy !req
1379. So cool.
Copy !req
1380. - I don't need cuts. I don't need gimmicks.
- Really?
Copy !req
1381. I don't need anything.
I just need you.
Copy !req
1382. …to finish this movie.
Copy !req
1383. - You know, maybe even make it a great movie.
- Wow.
Copy !req
1384. You know?
Copy !req
1385. - Wow. Okay.
- What do you think?
Copy !req
1386. Do you want to work together?
Copy !req
1387. Shoot the shit out of Sydney
Opera House in four hours?
Copy !req
1388. - Three hours and 52 minutes.
- Three hours and 52 minutes?
Copy !req
1389. Yeah.
Copy !req
1390. What are we waiting for?
Copy !req
1391. Okay, good.
Good! Okay!
Copy !req
1392. Venti, Venti, come on.
Copy !req
1393. I'm gonna get some dots
on your face, 'cause I need you
Copy !req
1394. - but not your face.
- Oh, God. Get... Yeah, just get rid of it.
Copy !req
1395. - Yeah, I'm gonna stick Ryder's head on you.
- All of it. Just...
Copy !req
1396. - Okay. Cool. Okay, okay.
- Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Copy !req
1397. Ready for a take?
Make it rain, please!
Copy !req
1398. Let me get out,
for Christ's sake.
Copy !req
1399. And... action!
Copy !req
1400. Go!
Copy !req
1401. - Oh.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1402. - How'd we do, boss?
- Yeah, it was good.
Copy !req
1403. I mean, it was amazing.
Copy !req
1404. It was so amazing,
we're gonna go do some karaoke,
Copy !req
1405. - if you...
- Oh.
Copy !req
1406. If you like karaoke,
Copy !req
1407. you know, you could...
you could come.
Copy !req
1408. Like, I'd...
I would like you to.
Copy !req
1409. I'll be there.
Copy !req
1410. Okay.
Copy !req
1411. I don't know what that was.
Copy !req
1412. That was just so awful and...
Copy !req
1413. - Really? Okay.
- Yeah, who's she?
Copy !req
1414. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1415. - Holster that.
- It's holstered.
Copy !req
1416. It's done. Forget.
You-you never saw it.
Copy !req
1417. Jody, do you like
Christina or Britney?
Copy !req
1418. I saw that.
Copy !req
1419. - You saw the finger guns?
- Oh, I saw the finger guns.
Copy !req
1420. She started it.
Copy !req
1421. Hi.
Copy !req
1422. I didn't ha...
I didn't have breakfast.
Copy !req
1423. Yeah, you did.
Copy !req
1424. - I disagree.
- I gave you a brekky wrap this morning.
Copy !req
1425. Technically,
this is all meal penalty,
Copy !req
1426. - if you want the... - Oh.
- It's fine. Just-just sign.
Copy !req
1427. - Thanks.
- I'm just saying, not everyone's gonna be as cool
Copy !req
1428. - about it as I am. You know?
- No, I get it.
Copy !req
1429. What is this?
Copy !req
1430. I've got you on a 5:55 flight
out of here. Okay?
Copy !req
1431. - I have a car waiting for you.
- Now?
Copy !req
1432. Engine's on. Yeah. Colt...
Copy !req
1433. there is some serious shit
going down, okay?
Copy !req
1434. I just told Jody I was gonna
meet her for karaoke.
Copy !req
1435. And I'm actually embarrassed
that I got you here
Copy !req
1436. and got you all tangled up.
Copy !req
1437. I just want to get you out
of here before it escalates.
Copy !req
1438. Get your stuff together.
We're going.
Copy !req
1439. You're gonna miss the flight.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1440. - Sorry.
- Okay, but I'm late,
Copy !req
1441. and I got to get Ryder's dogs
to daycare.
Copy !req
1442. Fluffy needs her oatmeal bath.
She gets hives.
Copy !req
1443. Hey, should I be
looking for another job, Alma?
Copy !req
1444. You're Ryder's assistant.
You must know.
Copy !req
1445. All I can tell you is that
if Ryder is a no-show tomorrow,
Copy !req
1446. the studio will shut us down.
Copy !req
1447. Ugh. Poor Jody.
Copy !req
1448. Say hello to directors' jail.
Copy !req
1449. - Am I crazy or is Nigel hot?
- Whoo! Hmm?
Copy !req
1450. He... Wow, he's got
some great qualities.
Copy !req
1451. - He really does. Yeah, you should go for it, Venti.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1452. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1453. Jean-Claude.
Copy !req
1454. Sorry, his commands
are in French...
Copy !req
1455. French. I know.
Copy !req
1456. I worked with him on a movie,
you know.
Copy !req
1457. Can't believe he kept him.
Copy !req
1458. Well, it's more for
a party trick, really.
Copy !req
1459. This one's got a command
where he'll bite people
Copy !req
1460. - in the balls.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. We-we know.
Copy !req
1461. - No, no, don't.
- Attaque...
Copy !req
1462. - Alma, right? I'm Colt...
- Colt Seavers.
Copy !req
1463. I know who you are.
Copy !req
1464. You know.
Copy !req
1465. Of course you know, I'm not surprised.
Copy !req
1466. What is that supposed to mean?
Copy !req
1467. Because you're an assistant and
you guys secretly rule the world.
Copy !req
1468. You're not wrong.
Copy !req
1469. Look, I've had a really rough 24 hours.
Maybe 48.
Copy !req
1470. I don't know, it's yesterday in L.A.
Copy !req
1471. I've already had a terrible tomorrow.
Copy !req
1472. So if you could just tell me
what you know,
that would be amazing.
Copy !req
1473. You grew up in Florida until
your parents divorced.
Copy !req
1474. You were raised by a single mother.
Copy !req
1475. You were an overactive child,
so she put you into martial arts.
Copy !req
1476. You got four belts in one year.
Copy !req
1477. You got hired in the stunt industry
when a local stuntman saw you
jumping off a buddy's roof
Copy !req
1478. and you used to double for Ryder
until you broke your back.
Copy !req
1479. Rough.
Copy !req
1480. 6'1", 185, and your favorite color is blue.
Copy !req
1481. Okay.
Copy !req
1482. Well
Copy !req
1483. after that
Copy !req
1484. oddly specific and
Copy !req
1485. sad summary of my life,
can we move on to Ryder?
Copy !req
1486. Help me walk these guys to doggy daycare?
Copy !req
1487. Can I walk him?
Copy !req
1488. So, the last time I saw Tom,
everything was pretty normal.
Copy !req
1489. He and Henry were
in some kind of drug-induced,
Copy !req
1490. shirtless shit-show
grappling match.
Copy !req
1491. - Sounds pretty normal.
- Yeah. Typical.
Copy !req
1492. But then Gail called me early
the next morning in a panic.
Copy !req
1493. Drop whatever you're doing.
Copy !req
1494. Tom has lost his phone again.
Copy !req
1495. So I headed to the apartment
expecting the usual, you know
Copy !req
1496. naked debauchery, piles of drugs
Copy !req
1497. people passed out
Copy !req
1498. but this time it was different.
Copy !req
1499. There was nobody there.
Copy !req
1500. It was spotless.
Copy !req
1501. But I did find the phone
Copy !req
1502. the one that Dressler,
Ryder's creepy security goon
Copy !req
1503. just called me about.
Copy !req
1504. Metalstorm crew,
we have a call time
Copy !req
1505. - of 6:00 a.m. tomorrow. Don't be late.
- All right, mate.
Copy !req
1506. All right, thanks, mate!
Copy !req
1507. - Hey. Two shots of tequila, please.
- Ooh, Gail.
Copy !req
1508. - Hey.
- Wow.
Copy !req
1509. I didn't think you liked
coming to these things.
Copy !req
1510. What are you talking about?
I love listening to people
Copy !req
1511. murder my favorite songs. Thank you.
Copy !req
1512. - Mmm.
- "Gin and Juice."
Copy !req
1513. I got to get to karaoke.
Copy !req
1514. Hey!
Copy !req
1515. Thanks, Amy.
Copy !req
1516. Au revoir, Jean-Claude.
Copy !req
1517. You got to get rid
of that thing.
Copy !req
1518. Why don't you just give it
to Gail?
Copy !req
1519. Whatever's on this phone
is a goddamn bazooka
Copy !req
1520. that'll blow
a movie star-sized hole
Copy !req
1521. through somebody's career.
Copy !req
1522. I'm happy to get this
into the hands of a good guy.
Copy !req
1523. - Okay...
- For the right price.
Copy !req
1524. What do you want for it?
Copy !req
1525. A producer credit.
Copy !req
1526. On Metalstorm?
Copy !req
1527. Winner, winner,
chicken dinner.
Copy !req
1528. Are you out of your mind?
Copy !req
1529. Look, I need
career protection, okay?
Copy !req
1530. I'm burning myself with this.
Copy !req
1531. I mean, I want Megadeth to
come out with a new record.
Copy !req
1532. We have to accept that
some things are not gonna happen.
Copy !req
1533. It's not like I'm asking for
points on the back end here, okay?
Copy !req
1534. I know there's a lot of
producers pissing in that pool.
Copy !req
1535. I'm a stunt guy.
Copy !req
1536. What am I supposed to do
about it?
Copy !req
1537. You're a stunt guy
who used to date the director
Copy !req
1538. and seems to be getting close
to rekindling
Copy !req
1539. some sort of short but
legendary torrid love affair.
Copy !req
1540. Drop it into the pillow talk,
I don't know.
Copy !req
1541. Do you think
we're rekindling, though?
Copy !req
1542. I mean, I think—
Copy !req
1543. I feel like we are.
Copy !req
1544. It feels like it, but I'm saying
from your perspective
Copy !req
1545. do you…?
Copy !req
1546. What do you think?
Copy !req
1547. What do I know?
Copy !req
1548. Well, you seem to know a lot.
Copy !req
1549. - You did say pillow talk—
- Is it a deal or not?
Copy !req
1550. It can help you find Ryder.
Copy !req
1551. I'll do what I can.
Copy !req
1552. I don't have the passcode.
Copy !req
1553. Just figure it out,
okay, stuntman?
Copy !req
1554. Just find Ryder.
Copy !req
1555. I'm gonna need you
to sign an NDA.
Copy !req
1556. As you know,
nothing in this industry...
Copy !req
1557. I don't have time for an NDA.
I got to...
Copy !req
1558. I'm late for karaoke.
Copy !req
1559. Jean-Claude!
Copy !req
1560. Ryder's phone. Where is it?
Copy !req
1561. What am I doing?
What am I doing?
Copy !req
1562. - You sad that he left town?
- Who?
Copy !req
1563. - Colt.
- No, he didn't.
Copy !req
1564. He's coming here. He's swinging
by to sing some karaoke.
Copy !req
1565. Jody. No.
Copy !req
1566. I... I gave him the tickets.
Copy !req
1567. I see it! I see it!
Copy !req
1568. Engage your core.
Copy !req
1569. I need him to finish the movie.
Copy !req
1570. Why would... why wouldn't you
talk to me about it?
Copy !req
1571. What?
Copy !req
1572. Oh, chicken? Really?
Copy !req
1573. They'll kill me.
Copy !req
1574. It's product placement!
Copy !req
1575. Give me that.
Copy !req
1576. Fine.
Copy !req
1577. Call me chicken.
Copy !req
1578. Huh?
Copy !req
1579. All right. Okay, tough guy.
Copy !req
1580. Okay, Jean-Claude.
Copy !req
1581. I'll buy you a drink
when this is over.
Copy !req
1582. Attaque!
Copy !req
1583. Get away! Help! Help!
Copy !req
1584. You've been so distracted.
You should have spoken to me.
Copy !req
1585. This crossed wires... Excuse me.
Copy !req
1586. Can I get another, please?
Thank you.
Copy !req
1587. God!
Copy !req
1588. Get me out!
Copy !req
1589. Stay back! Stay back!
Stay back! Stay back!
Copy !req
1590. I thought you wanted me
to get rid of him.
Copy !req
1591. And he just left?
Copy !req
1592. You still got it, man!
Copy !req
1593. Love working with you!
Copy !req
1594. Gonna need a hand out here.
Copy !req
1595. Who are you working for?
Where's Ryder?
Copy !req
1596. - I don't know! I don't know!
- Tell me where he is!
Copy !req
1597. Oh!
Copy !req
1598. Where's the phone, stuntman?
Copy !req
1599. I need that video!
Copy !req
1600. Wow, he didn't tell you.
Copy !req
1601. Jean-Claude!
Copy !req
1602. Can I get another one, please?
Copy !req
1603. - I...
- Thank you.
Copy !req
1604. I really thought
I was doing my job.
Copy !req
1605. It's fine. It's fine.
Copy !req
1606. - But you know what?
- He can do whatever he wants.
Copy !req
1607. He's an adult human male,
and he should do as he pleases.
Copy !req
1608. - He should just...
- Right. Yeah, he is.
Copy !req
1609. you know,
go his own way, you know?
Copy !req
1610. But that means
y-you can focus up now.
Copy !req
1611. - Yeah.
- You know, you have a massive...
Copy !req
1612. Do you know you have
a big, fat hit on your hands?
Copy !req
1613. I know. Yeah.
Copy !req
1614. - It's High Noon at...
- High Noon.
Copy !req
1615. - ... the edge of the universe.
- Edge of the universe.
Copy !req
1616. Yes. Hear it yourself.
Copy !req
1617. Forget about him. Just...
Copy !req
1618. All right, uh, next up,
uh, we got a Jody.
Copy !req
1619. - Is there a Jody in the house?
- Wow. God. - Yes!
Copy !req
1620. - Right here, right here!
- Ah. There she is.
Copy !req
1621. Big round of applause for Jody!
Copy !req
1622. I actually want
to change my song.
Copy !req
1623. - Oh, uh, okay.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1624. - That one.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1625. Jean-Claude.
Copy !req
1626. I love this song.
Copy !req
1627. Come on, everyone. Everybody.
Copy !req
1628. Get off, bitch!
Copy !req
1629. - Brake!
- I can't!
Copy !req
1630. There's something stuck!
Copy !req
1631. Jean-Claude,
what are you doing?
Copy !req
1632. What are you just
sitting there for?
Copy !req
1633. Oh.
Copy !req
1634. You okay?
Copy !req
1635. You?
Copy !req
1636. I gotta get to karaoke.
Copy !req
1637. Where's Jody?
Copy !req
1638. She left. Where were you?
Copy !req
1639. At a rave? In a sewer?
Copy !req
1640. - What's with the dog?
- It's a long story.
Copy !req
1641. Give me a sunset on ice
and a water back.
Copy !req
1642. Coming right up.
Copy !req
1643. What's this?
Copy !req
1644. It's Ryder's phone.
Copy !req
1645. - Why do you have Ryder's phone?
- All I know is
Copy !req
1646. some really bad guys
are trying to get it.
Copy !req
1647. Are you serious? What?
Copy !req
1648. I just got to figure out
what's on there.
Copy !req
1649. Then find Ryder and get him
to finish Jody's movie.
Copy !req
1650. Okay. Well, shit, yeah.
Copy !req
1651. Venti, she's like a tech genius
at this stuff.
Copy !req
1652. Thank you!
Copy !req
1653. Hey, Venti!
Copy !req
1654. - Ventilicious.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1655. What's poppin' on, boys?
Copy !req
1656. Yeah, Ventinator.
Copy !req
1657. You know how
to get into this thing?
Copy !req
1658. Oh, I've seen
some of these guys.
Copy !req
1659. This thing is a vault.
Copy !req
1660. It'll take me like two or
three days to crack this thing.
Copy !req
1661. Yeah, but you're like
a tech genius, you know?
Copy !req
1662. What if you don't have
three days?
Copy !req
1663. You need the password.
I'm telling you that.
Copy !req
1664. You're next.
Copy !req
1665. Nigel. Nigel!
Copy !req
1666. Knowing Ryder, it's...
Copy !req
1667. written on a Post-it note
in his apartment somewhere.
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1668. Okay.
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1669. Okay, next up, we've got Dan.
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1670. Come on, buddy. Come on, Dan.
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1671. Don't be shy, mate.
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1672. Come on, buddy. Let's go.
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1673. You owe me!
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1674. It's got
to be around here somewhere.
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1675. - Mm-hmm.
- Let's just split up. Jean-Claude...
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1676. Hello.
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1677. Oh.
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1678. You know what? I deserve this.
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1679. Idiot.
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1680. Colt?
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1681. Colt! I got it! Colt!
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1682. To finishing the movie.
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1683. I think I got it.
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1684. All right.
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1685. That guy mentioned a video.
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1686. Oh, baby, I'm here at work,
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1687. but I got a little something
for you, a little surprise.
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1688. It's just above my ass. Eh?
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1689. Oh, my God. Cover your eyes.
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1690. I think I've seen Tom's ass
more than my own.
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1691. Okay.
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1692. Now is the winter
of our discontent
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1693. Made glorious summer
by this sun of York...
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1694. He's such a dick.
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1695. But, God, he's good.
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1696. Yeah.
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1697. What about this?
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1698. Look at him.
He's jacked to the tits.
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1699. So much for that
silver cockatoo.
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1700. Oh, here's that party his
assistant was talking about.
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1701. Iggy.
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1702. That's Henry.
That's Ryder's stunt double.
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1703. He looks a lot like the guy
I saw at the hotel.
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1704. When you were high?
And you were seeing unicorns?
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1705. And a dead guy on ice.
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1706. Hell yeah! Come on!
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1707. What? What?
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1708. Do I do my own stunts?
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1709. I think I do.
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1710. I think I freakin' do.
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1711. Yeah, baby.
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1712. Uh, gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme...
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1713. Gimme the phone.
Gimme the phone.
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1714. - Oh, shit.
- Did they just kill Henry?
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1715. They just killed Henry.
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1716. Oh, it's Venti.
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1717. - Hey, uh... Hello?
- Dan.
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1718. Turn on the news right now.
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1719. I can't believe this!
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1720. The dead body discovered this
morning at the Pendleton Hotel
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1721. has been identified
as Henry Herrera,
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1722. an American stuntman known for
doubling superstar Tom Ryder.
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1723. Authorities are investigating
his death as a murder.
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1724. Their prime suspect
is another stuntman,
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1725. Colt Seavers, who was
last seen in the hotel room
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1726. where Herrera's body
was discovered.
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1727. Police have released
this security footage
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1728. showing Seavers leaving
the scene of the crime.
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1729. If you have any information,
please do us a favor,
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1730. reach out to Crime Stoppers
by the number on your screen.
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1731. And we'll have more on that
later. In the meantime...
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1732. I got to call Jody.
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1733. It's high noon
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1734. at the edge of
the universe, folks.
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1735. Which one was that?
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1736. That was take four.
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1737. Goddamn it, Jody.
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1738. I mean, it looks like
frickin' Burning Man.
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1739. My balls are drenched.
I need a towel.
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1740. This dude always forgets
that he's mic'd.
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1741. - I know.
- He says the craziest shit.
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1742. Craziest shit. I know, I know.
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1743. What, is it on airplane mode?
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1744. If this was The Fugitive
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1745. and you were Harrison Ford...
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1746. the bad guys would be
closing in.
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1747. I call tomahawk.
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1748. - Damn it.
- You stay alive.
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1749. Stay alive.
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1750. No matter how long it takes.
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1751. No matter how far, I will
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1752. find you!
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1753. - Last of the Mohicans.
- Ah,
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1754. boy! Stunts!
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1755. Damn it.
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1756. Shit, is this rubber? Oh, God.
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1757. Daniel Day-Lewis!
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1758. Jason Bourne!
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1759. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!
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1760. Give me the phone!
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1761. Where's the phone, stuntman?
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1762. We got to get this phone
to the cops.
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1763. - Okay.
- It's the only thing...
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1764. Nice tackle! Solid!
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1765. Hey, man bun!
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1766. Where's the phone, stuntman?
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1767. Jean-Claude, attaque!
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1768. I'm gonna take that.
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1769. Be careful of that, big fella.
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1770. Shut up!
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1771. I'm gonna go out the front
and make sure no one's there.
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1772. - Okay.
- All right.
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1773. Hey, take Jean-Claude,
would you?
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1774. Okay. Allons-y!
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1775. Just you and me, stuntman.
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1776. Shit.
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1777. Colt's down.
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1778. Big fella got away, though.
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1779. Uh-huh.
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1780. You can make it. You can
make it. You can make it!
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1781. No! It's too dangerous!
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1782. Got to be stairs.
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1783. Okay, okay, okay, okay!
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1784. Colt. Hey, man.
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1785. Look at that.
Yeah, makin' a movie here.
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1786. Could you leave us, please?
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1787. Yeah.
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1788. Ooh, Gail. So tense.
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1789. You remember old Dressy, right?
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1790. Stuntman.
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1791. I never forget a fist.
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1792. Listen, I'm gonna need
the phone. Where is it?
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1793. It's a matter of urgency.
I need to know.
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1794. Right. The one that proves
that you killed Henry, not me.
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1795. - Eh...
- That phone.
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1796. - Well...
- Yeah.
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1797. I'm gonna hold on to that.
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1798. Seems like it's the only thing
keeping me alive right now.
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1799. Okay.
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1800. You hold on to it.
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1801. What happened, Colt?
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1802. Y'know…
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1803. all those movies…
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1804. We had some laughs, right?
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1805. Remember Prague?
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1806. - Remember Prague?
- Mm-hmm.
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1807. - I made you carry me
- Yeah.
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1808. - all around the city
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1809. - That was a very dark time.
- playing a paraplegic.
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1810. Remember? Right?
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1811. Yeah.
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1812. - That was fun.
- Yeah.
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1813. What's wrong?
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1814. What's happened?
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1815. The police have found Henry's body
in his hotel room.
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1816. Murdered.
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1817. What?
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1818. Colt's gone MIA.
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1819. Because he's on a plane.
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1820. They said he never got on the plane.
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1821. What are you saying to me?
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1822. He's the prime suspect, Jody.
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1823. Gail, come on.
Are you kidding me?
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1824. - I know.
- Colt?
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1825. - Yeah.
- There's no way.
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1826. - That's what I said.
- There's no way!
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1827. What went wrong?
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1828. - What went wrong?
- Mmm.
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1829. What went wrong?
Well, as I look at it,
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1830. you know, you're...
you're torturing me
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1831. right outside your superyacht
like a Bond villain.
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1832. Dipshit!
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1833. What went wrong?
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1834. What went right?
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1835. You changed.
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1836. You changed.
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1837. Yeah. We used to be
like brothers, you and I.
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1838. Entered into the sacred bond
of actor and stuntman, man.
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1839. - Oh, God.
- Yeah.
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1840. You think Colt could murder
a human being?
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1841. - No, I don't.
- Did you tell them that?
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1842. - I said that.
- This is a man...
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1843. This is a man
who spent 23 minutes
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1844. ushering a cockroach
out of my room once,
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1845. and I was like, "Just stomp
on it," and he was like,
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1846. "No, let it live."
I mean, it's Colt.
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1847. I told them all of that.
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1848. I told him who he is...
who I thought he was.
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1849. Did you, emphatically?
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1850. - Yes, I did.
- Yeah, because he
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1851. was at the airport
where you sent him.
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1852. He would've been at
karaoke with me!
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1853. I thought he was on the plane.
Don't do that.
He's lied to both of us.
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1854. - How many movies have we done?
- Oh, I don't know.
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1855. How many? Yeah, too many
to count, that's right.
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1856. - Yeah.
- 'Cause I put you in the contract, didn't I?
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1857. I put you there, right there.
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1858. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah? That's right,
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1859. - I had the assistant, the makeup and hair...
- Right.
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1860. uh, trainer, and then boom,
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1861. Ryder's number one stuntman,
Colt Seavers.
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1862. That was me, I did that.
I did that for you.
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1863. What are you gonna
do for me? Huh?
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1864. Die, I guess?
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1865. Right? Die?
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1866. - Is that the plan?
- It's nothing personal.
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1867. Oh, my God.
Well, I'm taking it personal.
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1868. - Yeah, I can see that.
- The torture.
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1869. You know what?
It's just business.
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1870. - The drugging, the Taser.
- You know, it's just business.
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1871. I mean, Tom Ryder's
a global brand.
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1872. - I'm taking it personal.
- I literally move markets.
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1873. If I go down...
the freakin' Dow goes down.
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1874. If you break your back,
I replace you like this. Boom.
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1875. Look, I can see how you can
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1876. get so easily confused, you know
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1877. you put on my clothes, alright
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1878. you walk a mile in my shoes,
you start to get some attention
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1879. and you get your article in Variety
or whatever it is.
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1880. "10 Top Stuntmen"
or whatever the shit.
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1881. - Are you serious?
- Doesn't matter, nobody read it.
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1882. - The Variety article?
- But who cares?
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1883. But you start to feel like
you're something special—
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1884. I didn't even do
the interview!
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1885. This is what's happened, right.
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1886. It muddies up the waters.
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1887. And that's when I gotta nip it in the butt
and protect the asset.
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1888. …but maybe we don't know people
as well as we think we do.
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1889. - Oh my god.
- You know?
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1890. Oh my god, it's Colt.
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1891. - Give me the—
- No.
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1892. Gail, give me—
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1893. - Ahh!
- Oh my— Jesus Christ, Gail!
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1894. - Oh my god!
- I'm so sorry.
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1895. - Let me help you.
- No, stop it—
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1896. - Let me take it up to—
- You know what? Just give me a minute.
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1897. - Yup.
- Just give me a minute.
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1898. - Yup.
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1899. - Come on.
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1900. You know, if you'd just
stuck to your job
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1901. instead of trying to
hog the spotlight,
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1902. this wouldn't have happened.
I mean, Henry wouldn't be
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1903. on the scene, his accident
wouldn't have happened,
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1904. your accident...
freaky little fall.
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1905. 'Cause you just
push my buttons, man.
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1906. Wait a second. What?
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1907. What?
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1908. What did you say
about my accident?
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1909. Well, you know,
you pushed me over the edge.
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1910. You literally pushed a button.
I mean, you didn't...
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1911. I mean, I pushed the button.
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1912. I had to crank it up a notch.
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1913. That was you?
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1914. Yeah.
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1915. Had to teach you
a little lesson, didn't I?
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1916. Got a little
too big for your boots,
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1917. didn't you?
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1918. Henry's no different, you know.
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1919. Hey. You do your own stunts?
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1920. Do I do my own stunts?
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1921. In front of all those people,
that's humiliating.
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1922. And yeah, I'm gonna
kick you into next week.
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1923. But then Gail, you know...
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1924. - Remember Gail, right?
- I've known her for 15 years.
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1925. Oh, yeah. I forget, 'cause
you've been out of the game
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1926. - so long, you know?
- I introduced the two of you.
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1927. Calls me up and says,
"It doesn't look good."
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1928. Bad for marketing and renting,
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1929. and blah, blah, blah,
and murder and...
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1930. I know, I-I-I'd...
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1931. I real... I really
don't need this right now.
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1932. Fucking Henry!
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1933. Don't worry about it.
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1934. You lay low...
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1935. and I will handle everything.
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1936. This plan was so simple.
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1937. Yeah, we were gonna put
Henry's body on ice
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1938. so it doesn't decompose.
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1939. We could pull you out from
that rock you crawled under.
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1940. - My life, yep.
- You know, scan your face.
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1941. Stick you
on the murder video.
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1942. Drug you, drive you
and Henry's body
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1943. off the Sydney Harbour Bridge,
in your car... boom.
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1944. You got murder, suicide.
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1945. So simple. Boom.
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1946. Cut. Check the gate.
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1947. Move on. Beautiful.
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1948. I think we have different ideas
of what simple is.
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1949. Y-You just didn't
stay down, did you?
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1950. You had to, like, uh,
create a big scene,
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1951. like Colt Seavers does.
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1952. Dipshit Doone sends you where?
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1953. To the frickin' crime scene
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1954. back to the hotel.
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1955. Oh, brilliant. That's nice.
Great. Good job.
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1956. Now I got a witness.
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1957. Now, you leave me with
no options, Colt.
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1958. Now, I've gotta improvise.
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1959. - So say goodbye to Doone.
- What?
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1960. He's gotta die.
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1961. What do you mean I have to di—
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1962. Don't do this.
Listen to me—
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1963. Shit.
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1964. Goddamn.
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1965. You're killing Doone.
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1966. This is insane.
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1967. This— well, this is on you, man.
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1968. - This is insane.
- This is on you.
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1969. But, no. But then you got Kevin.
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1970. - Uh, Kevin?
- Y'know, the concierge.
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1971. Spoiler alert, Kevin, run!
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1972. No, he had a good idea.
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1973. Kevin, I'd run.
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1974. Don't run, Kev.
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1975. You were good, right?
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1976. Quick wits.
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1977. If it wasn't for him,
the cops would have found Henry's body.
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1978. - Think about this. Sleep on it.
- I am.
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1979. If killing Kevin is a good idea,
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1980. - it'll still be a good idea in the morning.
- Colt— no, he's a witness. He's gotta go.
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1981. What? What?
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1982. No, hang on. What—
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1983. Oh, my God, you're killing Kevin.
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1984. He's killing Kevin.
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1985. - He's killing Kevin.
- God, I hate that sound.
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1986. I don't know when it stops.
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1987. Just adding up, one by one
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1988. all on your plate.
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1989. Like a stack of pancakes.
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1990. Still kind of works.
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1991. Sort of writes itself, actually.
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1992. It's not writing itself.
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1993. Yeah.
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1994. You're writing it.
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1995. "Crippled stuntman
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1996. "falls from grace
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1997. "flies to Australia
in a bitter rage because
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1998. "Tom Ryder, two-time Oscar nominee,
is working with his ex-girlfriend."
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1999. - This is terrible.
- "Dresses up as the movie star
and goes to the club
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2000. "to feel, once in his life
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2001. "relevant."
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2002. "Gets high as balls
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2003. - "goes to the Pendleton Hotel
- This is your idea.
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2004. - "and kicks down Ryder's new stunt double
- Tom, you should not write.
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2005. "kills him
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2006. "and in a pathetic last stunt
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2007. "lands both the tragic doubles
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2008. - "at the bottom of the Sydney Harbour." Boom.
- It's plot-heavy.
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2009. We're getting tangled in exposition.
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2010. "The murder caught on tape."
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2011. Lose the last part. The suicide.
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2012. You lose the audience
if there's too much.
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2013. No, I don't think they'd give a shit,
actually, Colt.
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2014. Tom, you need carbs!
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2015. Where's the phone?
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2016. You need carbs.
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2017. I need the phone.
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2018. No, your brain runs on glucose.
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2019. Get your chef to
make you a grilled cheese
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2020. okay?
It'll change your life right now.
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2021. Colt, you're the fall guy.
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2022. You're the fall guy.
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2023. Where's the phone?
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2024. I mean, you can keep taking hits all night
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2025. but you know what?
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2026. I can think of a few
other people who can't.
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2027. We can bring Dan up here.
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2028. Maybe Jody, perhaps.
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2029. I mean, I like Jody, but, you know—
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2030. There's no phone.
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2031. Okay? That's the twist.
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2032. No phone.
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2033. He shot it out of my hand.
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2034. Up there, go check.
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2035. You, too, all of you.
I'll wait.
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2036. - He shot it.
- You didn't know you did that?
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2037. It's crazy. I've been wanting
to tell you this whole time.
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2038. No, he didn't.
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2039. - I was by the door frame.
- No.
Copy !req
2040. And he shoots it
out of my hands!
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2041. - No.
- Take the ties off.
Copy !req
2042. - Oh, my God, what a relief.
- That's crazy.
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2043. You were right about one thing,
that was the only thing
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2044. keeping you alive.
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2045. I really wish you could see
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2046. what Jody's gonna do
with Metalstorm.
Copy !req
2047. It's gonna be awesome.
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2048. And honestly…
it's gonna be a banger.
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2049. Not so cocky now,
are you, mate?
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2050. Jesus, Mike Mike,
put a lid on it.
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2051. Wish you didn't
break that bond, bro.
Copy !req
2052. Wish you didn't break that bond.
Copy !req
2053. All right, stuntman,
time for a drink, mate. Eh?
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2054. There we go. Eh?
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2055. Help!
Copy !req
2056. Help!
Copy !req
2057. - Shut up. Shut up.
- Help!
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2058. Shut up, mate.
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2059. There.
Copy !req
2060. This fire gag's real.
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2061. Come on, guys, start the boat.
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2062. He's gone the wrong way.
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2063. Shit!
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2064. Oh, Colt.
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2065. Colt?
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2066. - Hey.
- What's going on?
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2067. What'd you sing?
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2068. - What?
- At karaoke.
Copy !req
2069. - I'm sorry I didn't make it.
- It doesn't matter.
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2070. Listen. Everyone's saying
you killed Henry.
Copy !req
2071. - What's happening?
- Oh, that's not true.
Copy !req
2072. You're gonna hear a lot
of things that aren't true.
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2073. I just wanted to say that
when I first got here,
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2074. when you asked how I was doing
and I gave you the thumbs-up,
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2075. when you were like,
"That's stunt guy bullshit,"
Copy !req
2076. and you're right,
it's total cliché,
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2077. but, you know,
there's a reason you don't see
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2078. the thumbs-down stunt guy.
Copy !req
2079. You know, it's kind of part
of our training.
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2080. Right? You know,
you get hit by a car,
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2081. you get thrown out of a window,
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2082. you get set on fire,
you give the thumbs-up.
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2083. But, uh, after my accident...
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2084. turns out was not an accident,
by the way...
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2085. I, uh...
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2086. I wasn't okay.
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2087. And not because I broke my back,
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2088. because I just felt
like a huge...
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2089. failure.
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2090. And I realized that, uh...
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2091. you know, I'm not invincible.
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2092. Huge shocker.
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2093. And I thought maybe
I wasn't so special
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2094. or something, so I, uh...
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2095. just figured that
the thumbs-down version of me
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2096. wasn't what you got
into it for, so I disappeared.
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2097. But, you know, I didn't
just disappear on you.
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2098. Uh... just disappeared on,
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2099. on, uh, myself... too.
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2100. Anyway, I'm sorry.
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2101. You deserved more than that.
I'm sorry.
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2102. I just wanted you to be honest.
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2103. You know, honestly,
it, uh, all hurts.
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2104. Getting hit by a car hurts.
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2105. Getting thrown out
of a window hurts.
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2106. Getting set on fire
really hurts.
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2107. But, uh...
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2108. none of it ever hurt as much
as not being with you.
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2109. Where are you?
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2110. Is that from a movie
or did I just make that up?
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2111. It's pretty good.
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2112. - There he is!
- You can use it if you want.
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2113. No, please...
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2114. For what it's worth,
I'm still in love with you.
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2115. And I don't think you should
give up on that happy ending.
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2116. Colt.
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2117. I got to go.
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2118. Colt.
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2119. Wait, Colt.
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2120. That's a wrap on Colt Seavers.
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2121. Gail?
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2122. Jody.
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2123. Colt's...
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2124. Colt's dead.
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2125. Police are investigating
an explosion on Sydney Harbour
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2126. just outside the Opera House,
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2127. where it appears a boat
has collided with...
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2128. an alleged suicide
of Colt Seavers,
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2129. the man responsible for the
recent murder of Henry Herrera.
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2130. Hey. Hey.
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2131. Whoa. Huh?
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2132. Looking for Stunt Coordinator
Dan Tucker.
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2133. - You seen him?
- No.
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2134. Hey! You two.
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2135. Helmets off. Looking for
Stunt Coordinator Dan Tucker.
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2136. Following
a dramatic boat explosion
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2137. on Sydney Harbour, police are
currently investigating
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2138. the suicide of
American stuntman Colt Seavers.
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2139. Following a dramatic boat
explosion on Sydney Harbour,
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2140. police are
currently investigating
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2141. the suicide of American stunt—
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2142. Following
a dramatic boat explosion
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2143. on Sydney Harbour, police are—
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2144. Following a dramatic boat
explosion on Sydney Harbour,
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2145. police are
currently investigating
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2146. the suicide of
American stuntman Colt Seavers.
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2147. Jody, you need
to be quiet. Don't say a word.
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2148. Wait, wait. No.
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2149. Jody...
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2150. You think you can come
to my set and sneak up on me?
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2151. Wait!
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2152. It's me. It's me.
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2153. Remember?
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2154. Jesus Christ.
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2155. I knew it.
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2156. I knew it.
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2157. I knew you were alive.
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2158. Three shows a day,
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2159. six days a week for three years.
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2160. The Miami Vice stunt show.
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2161. You remembered.
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2162. Yes.
I'm happy you're alive, Colt.
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2163. Colt, I'm so happy you're alive.
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2164. - I knew it.
- Oh, my God.
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2165. - What were you doing...
- Nice work with the pen.
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2166. - So sorry.
- No, it was great. You got it out just in time.
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2167. I think the ink poisoning
didn't set in.
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2168. - Chef's kiss.
- What's going on?
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2169. - Huh?
- Everyone's saying that you killed Henry.
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2170. Ryder killed Henry.
He framed me.
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2171. There's footage of you.
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2172. - Well, he deepfaked me.
- What?
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2173. They do it all the time
on the Internet.
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2174. They take Tom Cruise's face,
and they put it on yours.
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2175. And you can't tell
the difference.
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2176. No. Okay, so where's
the real footage
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2177. of Ryder killing Henry?
How do we get it?
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2178. It was on Ryder's phone, and
then it got destroyed because
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2179. - Dan's Last of the Mohicans plan didn't work out.
- What?
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2180. It's not his fault, you know?
He called tomahawk first, okay.
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2181. I got "blanks only."
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2182. And it was going
pretty well, actually,
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2183. and then Dressler showed up.
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2184. So he, you know, he does this,
like, Jason Bourne shit.
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2185. Okay, I have so many questions.
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2186. Okay.
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2187. Who else knows you're alive?
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2188. - No one.
- Great.
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2189. No, that's the point.
I mean, I figure
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2190. we can't finish the movie
unless they think I'm dead.
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2191. What movie?
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2192. Metalstorm.
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2193. What about Metalstorm?
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2194. If they think I'm dead,
they'll come back and finish.
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2195. - Who?
- Ryder.
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2196. - Finish what?
- The movie.
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2197. - Metalstorm?
- Exactly.
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2198. - Are you insane? You are insane.
- What?
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2199. You need to be
burning your fingerprints off,
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2200. and you need to be
getting across the border
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2201. as fast as possible.
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2202. We're gonna hide you
until we can clear your name.
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2203. None of it matters anymore.
It's just a stupid movie.
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2204. - What?
- It's a stupid movie.
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2205. Don't say that.
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2206. That's Metalstorm
you're talking about.
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2207. That's the movie you spent
your whole life trying to make.
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2208. Who knows?
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2209. You might inspire a whole
generation of little Jodys
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2210. to pick up cameras
and make their own movies.
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2211. You're just... you're special.
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2212. And all of us get to be
a part of something special
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2213. because it comes from you.
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2214. I obviously failed
at getting us our happy ending,
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2215. but I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let
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2216. Space Cowboy and Aliena
not have theirs.
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2217. Jody, my love!
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2218. - One sec!
- I'm coming...
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2219. Stop it.
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2220. Gail. She's in on it.
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2221. - What?
- Yes.
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2222. - Okay, come on.
- Let's just kiss a little bit first.
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2223. No, come on, we g... got to get
you in the bathroom, please.
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2224. Come on.
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2225. Come on.
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2226. Christ!
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2227. Got to work.
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2228. You all right in there,
my darling?
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2229. Here, this... Take this soap
and rub it on my belly.
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2230. Get in the bedroom.
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2231. - Okay. Colt. Are you good? Okay.
- Okay. Yeah.
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2232. - Be quiet. Don't make a sound.
- Jod?
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2233. - My head. The head.
- What?
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2234. - Hi!
- Hey. Hello, you.
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2235. - Hey. Hey.
- Aw, come here.
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2236. Thank you.
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2237. Aw, how's my favorite director?
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2238. Uh, a bit emotional, you know.
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2239. Oh, no... Jesus.
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2240. Like Johnny and Amber
have just been here.
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2241. I just need to vent,
'cause it's been...
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2242. - it's just been so much.
- I know. I know.
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2243. - I'm so sorry about Colt.
- Thank you.
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2244. You know, it's such a shame,
but what a mess.
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2245. - Right.
- Who knew?
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2246. - Yeah.
- I mean, I tried to help him.
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2247. I hope you know that, but
sometimes you can't help people
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2248. - who don't want to be saved.
- Right.
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2249. But silver lining
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2250. to this very dark
cloud.
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2251. I've got Ryder to come back.
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2252. - And I have a plan.
- Really?
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2253. But we're not
gonna be able to do
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2254. your big third act set piece,
the car jump.
Copy !req
2255. It is an impossible jump,
especially now with Colt gone.
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2256. - Dead.
- He's gone.
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2257. - He's so dead.
- Stay with me.
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2258. I spoke to Venti.
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2259. She says that she can do it
in VFX.
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2260. The car jump.
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2261. All we need to focus on
is Ryder's new,
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2262. final, bombastic monologue.
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2263. I've read the pages.
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2264. God, you smashed it.
I knew you would.
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2265. - We're gonna get him covered.
- Yeah.
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2266. You, meanwhile...
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2267. please go and rest up in Fiji,
on me.
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2268. You know?
Plop yourself on a beach.
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2269. And I'm gonna take care
of all of it for you.
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2270. Gail.
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2271. You've got so much to process.
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2272. - No.
- I can take care of all of it.
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2273. No. This is my movie.
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2274. Now, listen to me.
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2275. I've learned so much from you.
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2276. - I know. Thank you.
- And I'm very grateful.
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2277. But the lesson I stand by now,
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2278. - that you've taught me...
- Yeah. Yeah.
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2279. You fall down,
you get right back up.
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2280. I am directing this movie, yeah.
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2281. Oh, my God, that's my girl.
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2282. - It went in. I'm so proud of you.
- Good. Okay.
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2283. Thank you. All right,
let's get you out of here.
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2284. - One last thing.
- Yeah?
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2285. - Have you seen Dan?
- Nope. I think he's by the taco truck.
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2286. - You haven't heard from him?
- He's probably-probably
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2287. over there somewhere.
Thank you so much.
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2288. - I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.
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2289. Thanks for the pep talk. Okay, buh-bye.
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2290. - Love you, darling.
- Love you, too. Bye!
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2291. Oof.
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2292. You're gonna finish the movie.
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2293. No, I'm gonna clear your name.
Okay, now listen.
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2294. Why can't we do both?
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2295. I think we can.
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2296. We're gonna bring him to set,
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2297. in a controlled environment,
and then we surround him...
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2298. And we beat the shit out of him.
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2299. No.
Copy !req
2300. We're gonna force
a confession out of him
Copy !req
2301. by putting him in a scene.
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2302. - Right.
- You know, he always forgets he's mic'd.
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2303. That's better.
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2304. I just don't know
how to do it yet.
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2305. I know how to do that.
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2306. Make him do his own stunt.
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2307. The impossible jump.
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2308. Then we beat the shit
out of him.
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2309. It's high noon
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2310. at the edge of
the universe, folks.
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2311. Now, we're facing
a powerful enemy.
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2312. An alien species born of
the worst of humanity's traits.
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2313. Well, what our enemy doesn't see
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2314. is that their demise
is imminent.
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2315. And the most powerful weapon
in all galaxy?
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2316. Love.
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2317. Inside each and every
one of you is a spark, baby.
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2318. An ember.
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2319. A goddamn fire!
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2320. Love is how we will win.
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2321. And even if we lose,
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2322. we're gonna die
fighting for a happy…
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2323. Goddamn, Jody.
What in the crap am I saying?
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2324. Cut!
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2325. I-I just… I mean…
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2326. - That's a cut!
- His panties are in a twist.
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2327. It's as if someone took the last few pages,
wiped their ass with it, and said,
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2328. "yeah, sure, give that a try." I mean…
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2329. What's the problem, Tom?
Do you not like the new pages?
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2330. No. Jody, you promised me "real".
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2331. You promised me grit. Art.
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2332. Happy endings can be real.
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2333. I know.
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2334. I get it. I see what you're trying to do.
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2335. You know, this Colt thing has
hit you pretty hard, okay?
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2336. - It has me as well, you know?
- Yeah.
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2337. Look, he let us down.
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2338. Come here.
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2339. I think what you're having
is a little nervous breakdown.
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2340. Yeah.
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2341. Yeah. Yeah.
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2342. And that's okay.
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2343. We all get one of those.
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2344. I have those quite frequently, actually.
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2345. Habitually, really.
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2346. I just— I feel pretty…
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2347. I feel pretty focused.
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2348. And I want you to know something.
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2349. I'm okay.
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2350. He was dead to me anyway.
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2351. Do you know what I care about?
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2352. Nope.
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2353. Not anymore.
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2354. Finishing this movie.
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2355. Our movie.
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2356. It makes me so happy
to hear you say that, because
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2357. Our movie.
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2358. Our movie?
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2359. Metalstorm.
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2360. A Jodie Moreno film
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2361. starring Tom Ryder.
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2362. Metalstorm, baby, here we come.
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2363. We're gonna put the Metalstorm
to the "pedal-storm".
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2364. Make me believe, okay?
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2365. Okay.
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2366. - You got this.
- Okay.
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2367. You got this.
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2368. - Make me believe, Tom Ryder.
- Give me something.
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2369. What do you want from this next one?
What do you want?
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2370. - Dazzle me.
- Okay.
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2371. Dazzle and surprise me.
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2372. Inspire me.
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2373. - I just got my motivation.
- Of course you did.
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2374. - Right there, Jody.
- Okay.
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2375. That is
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2376. my trip out of here
to St. Barts with Drake.
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2377. - Wow.
- One take is all I need
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2378. - and then I'm out of here.
- I love it.
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2379. - Sounds amazing.
- Off we go, all right?
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2380. - Let's do it.
- One and done. Let's do it.
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2381. - Let's go again.
- It's gonna be magic!
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2382. - Resetting, please!
- Doing it again.
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2383. I'm a one-take wonder, Jody.
You know it.
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2384. It's very tense.
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2385. You know what, Gail?
It's the vibe on this set, okay?
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2386. - I know.
- You got bulletproof vest security—
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2387. I know, but look. Think about it.
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2388. After everything that's happened,
it's a bit of extra protection
for all of us, okay?
Copy !req
2389. Gotta be safe.
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2390. If they could just clear out a bit
Copy !req
2391. that would be... Okay?
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2392. You heard her. Back it up, guys.
Back it up. Thank you.
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2393. Lock it up, guys. Thank you.
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2394. Department Head is go to two.
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2395. - Amazing.
- Where's she going now?
Copy !req
2396. I think she... Oh, we've got playback.
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2397. Listen, I've got one more take out of him
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2398. and then you need to be ready, okay?
It's game on.
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2399. 174, alpha, take two.
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2400. And action!
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2401. Wait, wait. One second. One second.
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2402. Action!
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2403. It's high noon at the
edge of the universe, folks.
Copy !req
2404. Zero notice here.
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2405. We're moving as fast
as we can, all right?
Copy !req
2406. Light the pyro!
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2407. We need enough charges to blow
this canyon sky-high, people.
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2408. McCabe, where are we?
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2409. Going as fast as I can, Nige.
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2410. And even if we lose, we're gonna die
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2411. fighting for a happy ending!
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2412. Hell yeah!
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2413. Whoo!
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2414. Well, let's go and get it, then!
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2415. Get on out there and go!
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2416. Who's with me?
Who is with me? Let's go!
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2417. Cut! Yes!
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2418. So good, so good.
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2419. - Thank you.
- Was that it?
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2420. - God, yeah.
- Did we get it?
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2421. - It was so good.
- We got it?
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2422. - Magic. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, it was hot, babe.
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2423. Oh, my God. Gail was in floods.
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2424. I really felt that one.
I really felt that one.
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2425. - She was... Of course you did.
- 'Cause I had tears.
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2426. Of course you did.
Yeah, I know. I can see them.
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2427. Yeah, it was fantastic.
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2428. So, listen, all we have left
is the alien truck coverage.
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2429. - All right? That's it.
- No.
Copy !req
2430. - Yep. We're gonna do the car jump.
- No.
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2431. - No one told me about another setup.
- We said... No.
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2432. - There's another setup?
- Venti's gonna do that in VFX,
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2433. - so we're out of here.
- I know, but we need his close-up.
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2434. All right? I need his close-up
right here for the coverage.
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2435. All right? 15 minutes tops.
That's all I need.
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2436. This is the bit,
do you remember,
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2437. - where Space Cowboy steals the alien vehicle?
- Hmm.
Copy !req
2438. - Come on. This is his moment.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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2439. I'm not gonna do
any driving, right?
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2440. Because I'm gonna feel
really nauseous.
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2441. It's a blue screen setup.
Copy !req
2442. I need this. I need this, okay?
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2443. Everyone, double the pace, yes?
Copy !req
2444. Use those muscles!
Yes, good! Thank you!
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2445. Everyone in position!
Copy !req
2446. We're as ready as we can be.
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2447. Okay. Hey, get Ray to come in
Copy !req
2448. - and check the mic before we go, okay?
- Copy.
Copy !req
2449. Sound, can you come down here
and check Ryder's mic, please?
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2450. All right, Tom. You ready?
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2451. - Yeah.
- Okay. Remember this bit?
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2452. - You're gonna be in the alien vehicle.
- Mm-hmm.
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2453. - Okay? Okay.
- Yep.
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2454. And with nowhere to go,
Copy !req
2455. you're gonna jump the car
over the ravine.
Copy !req
2456. So I just need
a quick pop on you...
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2457. Space Cowboy
ain't scared of no ravine.
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2458. - Of course he's not.
- So I'm thinking maybe just
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2459. - a couple of reaction shots of me gritting my teeth.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
2460. Like, "Goddamn."
Something like that.
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2461. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stoic.
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2462. - Yeah, yeah. I like it.
- All right?
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2463. - What do you think?
- I like it. Okay.
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2464. I think it's gonna be great.
Yeah, I love the choice.
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2465. All right, let's pop these on.
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2466. - Okay. What's this?
- There you go.
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2467. No, this is because
you've escaped the aliens.
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2468. Is this necessary?
It's a bit much, no?
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2469. Yeah. It looks cool.
Raise the stakes.
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2470. It's kind of cool.
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2471. - Yeah. It's cool. Okay.
- Raise the stakes.
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2472. - Let's do it.
- 'Cause you know, Space Cowboy.
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2473. Nobody can get at
the Space Cowboy.
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2474. - No way. Even when he's cuffed.
- Excuse me. Tom, sorry.
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2475. Jesus, Ray. I told you
to do it before I got on set.
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2476. Appreciate you, Tom.
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2477. Thank you. Sound good.
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2478. - Okay.
- Okay, great.
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2479. - So...
- So...
Copy !req
2480. - You got this guy coming on your left.
- Yep.
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2481. - Hey, bro.
- All right, take him out.
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2482. Someone else is gonna
crash down on the bonnet.
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2483. You're gonna take him out.
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2484. No, no, no. See, what I'm
thinking is maybe I come down,
Copy !req
2485. I take him out first,
and I'm like "pow, pow, pow."
Copy !req
2486. - I slide over and go "pow."
- Yeah. Yeah.
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2487. And then maybe I say
a little line like,
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2488. "I was shooting aliens
way before I was paid to."
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2489. Fantastic.
All right, let's lock it up.
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2490. - Let's shoot, Nigel.
- Standing by, please.
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2491. All right.
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2492. Take one. Marker.
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2493. In three, two, one, action.
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2494. Not your lucky day, alien.
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2495. You got to go.
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2496. You can't outrun me.
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2497. I'm Space Cowboy!
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2498. Yahoo!
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2499. You are approaching the ravine.
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2500. There's nowhere else to go.
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2501. Turn right. Go on.
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2502. You have no choice.
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2503. You're gonna
have to make the jump.
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2504. In three, two, one.
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2505. Yeehaw!
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2506. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, hey, hey, hey.
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2507. Who is that in the car with him?
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2508. We're-we're in the middle
of a take right now, asshole.
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2509. What are you doing? Ah!
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2510. - He's just buckling you in. Safety first. That's it.
- Ow!
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2511. It's really tight.
Is this necessary?
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2512. Hey, we are filming right now.
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2513. Keep rolling, keep rolling.
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2514. Sell it, Tom. It looks amazing.
Take a deep breath.
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2515. It does not look...
Get out of the car.
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2516. Howdy.
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2517. No, no, wait. Stop. No.
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2518. Wait, what's happening?
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2519. Yeehaw!
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2520. Oh, my God! Whoa!
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2521. Get to the cars!
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2522. Jody, what the hell
are you doing?
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2523. I'm trying to get something
real out of him, Gail.
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2524. There's no cameras on him!
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2525. Hey, Dan? They're approaching
Ambush Alley right now.
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2526. We're ready.
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2527. Let me out right now!
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2528. What are you gonna do, huh?
You gonna kill me? Again?
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2529. - Can you untie me?
- No.
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2530. McCabe!
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2531. Smoke screen in three, two, one!
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2532. Whoa!
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2533. This does not seem safe, man!
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2534. Dan, where are they?
Do you have eyes on them?
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2535. I see 'em.
Everything's going to plan.
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2536. I'll block the road.
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2537. They shall not pass!
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2538. I see them.
They're entering Ambush Alley.
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2539. I can't see shit!
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2540. McCabe, one!
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2541. McCabe, two!
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2542. McCabe! Now!
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2543. I love my job.
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2544. Whoa, mama!
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2545. Oh, goddamn!
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2546. I can't think straight
when you drive like this.
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2547. You're supposed to be dead.
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2548. You blew up
in-in a thousand pieces.
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2549. You went kaboom.
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2550. Maybe you're confusing me for
someone else that you murdered, like
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2551. Henry or Doone or Kevin!
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2552. I like Kevin, okay?
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2553. - Like him enough to murder him?
- I was role-playing.
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2554. I was playing a character.
Playing fricking Tommy Torture, okay?
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2555. I said a few things.
I ordered their death.
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2556. I didn't think they were
gonna kill them, okay?
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2557. Okay.
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2558. I can't help it if no one
can tell the difference
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2559. when I'm acting, and I'm being
so goddamn natural, okay?
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2560. I was there, Tom Ryder.
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2561. Some might say I was an eyewitness,
Tom Ryder.
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2562. How good was that performance?
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2563. You ordered their deaths.
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2564. Right!
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2565. It was very convincing, Tom Ryder.
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2566. Why are you saying my name
like that?
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2567. - That is your name, isn't it, Tom Ryder?
- Yes, yes.
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2568. A blind man could see
that you're
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2569. - Tom Ryder.
- You're saying that like...
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2570. - "Ryder, Tom Ryder."
- Okay. That's me.
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2571. You're saying it like
some obsessed fangirl.
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2572. That's me, Colt Seavers,
saying that.
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2573. Roll the cameras.
We're heading for the jump.
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2574. Tom Ryder's
doing his own stunts!
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2575. Everyone, roll. Arm car?
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2576. Check.
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2577. - Heli.
- Check.
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2578. I'm done taking the falls
for you.
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2579. You're gonna do your own stunts
from now on.
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2580. - I don't want to do my own stunts, Colt!
- Relax.
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2581. It's just a 250-foot jump
that'll probably kill us.
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2582. It's never been done before.
It's for Comic-Con.
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2583. - It's Hall H. It's a big deal.
- What are you doing, man?
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2584. I thought it'd be fitting.
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2585. Me and you, Tom Ryder,
one last stunt.
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2586. You know,
like Thelma and Louise.
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2587. - Thelma and Louise?
- Yeah.
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2588. - They die at the end.
- Exactly!
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2589. Murder-suicide.
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2590. Can you just pull over
and let me out right now?
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2591. You're not getting
out of this car until you,
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2592. Tom Ryder, tell me,
Colt Seavers, the truth!
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2593. All right, all right,
all right, all right!
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2594. It was all Gail.
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2595. When I killed Henry,
she wanted to cover it up
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2596. because, to be honest,
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2597. Space Cowboy's one of
my best roles yet, Colt,
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2598. and I don't want
this movie to fail.
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2599. So you're saying that Gail Meyer
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2600. was responsible for framing me
for your murder of Henry?
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2601. Yes! Yes!
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2602. But what's your real name?
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2603. Tom Ryder.
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2604. Did you get that, Jody?
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2605. We got it! He confessed.
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2606. You wearing a wire?
Bro, you recording this?
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2607. This is entrapment.
You can't do that.
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2608. - What are you doing?
- No, it's not entrapment,
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2609. because you're wearing
the wire, dipshit!
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2610. He's going for it. Go. Go now.
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2611. I'm just an actor!
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2612. Wait.
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2613. He has a mouth guard.
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2614. I don't have a mouth guard.
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2615. - Oh, good.
- Colt!
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2616. - You're alive.
- Are you okay?
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2617. Are you okay?
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2618. I told you
I'd make the camera up to you.
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2619. Oh, it was fantastic.
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2620. - Dressler, come in!
- Ah!
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2621. Oy, can you hear me?
We've got to get out of here!
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2622. This is all Gail's fault, man.
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2623. This is all Gail's idea.
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2624. - Give me that confession!
- No.
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2625. Give me all the media!
Are you deaf?
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2626. Dressler, bring
the helicopter to the trench.
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2627. - What about Ryder?
- Now!
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2628. Now, about this date.
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2629. Put it in the case, you numpty!
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2630. Can we call it a date?
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2631. I mean,
that's what it is, right?
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2632. Such a moron!
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2633. - Hurry up! God!
- Take it.
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2634. Gail, Gail, Gail.
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2635. - Listen...
- Give me the recording, Gail.
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2636. Darling, calm down.
Just come with me.
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2637. We don't need
all this toxic masculinity,
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2638. because we're the same,
you and me.
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2639. You know, we're survivors.
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2640. No, no, no, no.
I'm nothing like you.
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2641. I don't want to be
presumptuous, I mean,
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2642. but let's call a spade a spade.
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2643. That's why I gave you the job.
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2644. - Okay.
- Well, that and because
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2645. you're so easily moldable,
you know?
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2646. We've put up with worse than this!
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2647. We've survived more than Ryder!
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2648. I mean, do you know what?
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2649. My mum's version of a goodnight kiss—
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2650. - Oh!
- Gail, just give me the case!
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2651. This is a Gail Meyer production!
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2652. Not yours!
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2653. Rendezvous with the boss
in the canyon.
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2654. Extraction to the spaceship set.
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2655. Spaceship set?
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2656. Oh, no, Big Red.
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2657. I don't think
you're gonna make that one.
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2658. - Stunts set!
- Stunts set!
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2659. Go!
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2660. Trust me, I will not
be taking the fall for this,
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2661. because I deliver hits
for all you little people.
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2662. You're welcome.
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2663. Whoa!
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2664. Jody?
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2665. - Jody?
- Hey, hey! That's for me! That's for me!
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2666. That's my helicopter!
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2667. This crazy stuntman's
lost his mind!
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2668. I'm on vacation!
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2669. Get this dog off me!
Not again, dog.
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2670. Just stay there!
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2671. Night-night, dog! You're dead.
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2672. This design is growing on me.
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2673. Get in! Let's get out of here!
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2674. Yeah, copy that.
Taking off now.
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2675. Drake said no "plus ones"!
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2676. They know everything!
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2677. Wait, what-what is this?
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2678. It's the evidence!
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2679. Why didn't you just
stop talking?
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2680. Jody!
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2681. Blow the pyros. Blow the pyros!
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2682. They're getting away!
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2683. - Whoa! Sh... Whoa!
- Holy shit!
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2684. - Lower the arm! I'm gonna jump.
- Okay.
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2685. Okay, lower the arm.
Lower the arm.
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2686. I have a plan!
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2687. What is it?
What's-what's the plan?
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2688. Get me to the helicopter.
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2689. I'm gonna jump onto the skids,
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2690. and then I'm gonna
beat the shit out of him.
Copy !req
2691. No, just-just get the recording.
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2692. Go!
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2693. Ah, shit.
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2694. Go!
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2695. Whoa! Whoa! Get me down!
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2696. Whoa! Get me down!
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2697. We're losing hydraulics here.
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2698. I can't get it under control.
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2699. Just wondering,
you know, after this movie,
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2700. and if I don't go to prison
and, you know, you're not busy,
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2701. maybe we could go
to a beach somewhere.
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2702. Wear a couple of
swimming costumes.
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2703. Just drink a spicy margarita
or something.
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2704. - Yeah, yeah. Make some bad decisions.
- Yeah.
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2705. Okay, sure. Yes.
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2706. - Sound like a plan?
- It's a better plan than this.
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2707. Okay, please be careful.
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2708. Okay, swing him around. Go!
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2709. God, get it under control!
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2710. Get us out of here!
What are you doing?
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2711. Ryder, the confession!
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2712. No!
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2713. - No! No, Gail, no!
- No, Gail!
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2714. Whoa! Whoa!
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2715. Stunts!
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2716. Mobilize that airbag now!
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2717. No!
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2718. Get out of the way, Ryder!
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2719. 87North to the rescue!
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2720. - Go, go, go, go!
- Go!
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2721. Move, move, move!
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2722. Get it!
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2723. Just keep it steady!
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2724. You moron!
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2725. Yes! Nice!
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2726. Go, go, go!
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2727. Yes!
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2728. - Oh, God!
- Oh, shit!
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2729. No!
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2730. Grab it!
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2731. Oh, my God! My nose!
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2732. No! Ryder, the gun!
Copy !req
2733. Shoot him!
He's a stupid stuntman!
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2734. No one gives a shit!
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2735. He's one of the best
stunt doubles I've ever had!
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2736. Oh, shut up!
Give me the confession!
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2737. Come on, come on, come on!
Quick!
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2738. Give it back to me
or I will blow your head off!
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2739. It's empty, Gail.
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2740. No!
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2741. From visionary
director Jody Moreno
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2742. and Universal Pictures
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2743. comes a cosmic love story...
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2744. of epic proportion.
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2745. Starring MTV Best Kiss
award nominee
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2746. Jason Momoa.
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2747. It's high noon
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2748. at the edge of the universe.
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2749. I know these creatures.
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2750. I fought them.
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2751. I've loved them.
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2752. I'm not gonna lie to you.
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2753. We are facing a powerful enemy.
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2754. But what our enemy does not know
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2755. is that inside
each and every one of you
Copy !req
2756. is a goddamn fire!
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2757. Yeah!
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2758. Hi-yah! Yeah!
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2759. Yeah!
Copy !req
2760. Bam!
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2761. Oh, shit.
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2762. Justice is on the horizon.
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2763. Metalstorm.
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2764. Metalstorm was a huge hit.
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2765. Aliena and Space Cowboy
finally got the happy ending.
Copy !req
2766. As for Jody and I,
we got something even better.
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2767. We got a new beginning.
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2768. Filled with spicy margaritas
and bad decisions.
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2769. And look, I don't want
to over-romanticize it
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2770. or anything, but I think
what Jody and I got,
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2771. it's even better than
what you find in the movies.
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2772. Not again, dog!
Copy !req
2773. - Yeah?
- Yep.
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2774. Yeah, it looks perfect.
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2775. Logan's good. Logan's good.
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2776. That's the fall guy, right?
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2777. Metalstorm.
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2778. Storm.
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2779. Can you give us a playback?
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2780. Action!
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2781. And three, two, one.
Action, action, action!
Copy !req
2782. Pulling out in three, two, one.
Copy !req
2783. - Shit! Holy shit!
- Holy shit!
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2784. - It's a world record.
- Mike, are you all right?
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2785. I'm upside down, but I'm good.
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2786. Let's go big with
our one take, okay?
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2787. - Toes.
- Just a harness, yeah.
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2788. And cut.
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2789. Look out!
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2790. Let's shoot it.
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2791. So it's about love today.
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2792. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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2793. Wait a...
Would you just calm down?
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2794. You know who I am, right?
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2795. I mean, I can make you
a massive star,
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2796. you handsome beast!
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2797. And you, you have
the right to remain silent.
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2798. So shut the hell up.
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2799. - Will somebody cuff this bitch?
- Let's go.
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2800. These guys are from
the prop department.
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2801. These ain't,
these ain't cops, man.
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2802. Back up, man!
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2803. I'm calling my agent.
I'm getting my agent involved!
Copy !req
2804. - Let-let him go. Let him go.
- Tom!
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2805. No signal. Got to get... some...
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2806. Three bars!
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2807. Actor.
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2808. Get me Jason Momoa's agent
on the phone.
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