1. Bed, twerp!Copy !req
2. Wands and wings!Copy !req
3. Floaty crowny things!Copy !req
4. Obtuse, rubber goose,
green moose, guava juice.Copy !req
5. Giant snake, birthday cake,
large fries, chocolate shake!Copy !req
6. Yeah right!Copy !req
7. He's gaining on us.Copy !req
8. Chester! AJ! Surrender!Copy !req
9. Whoa, that's it
on the Mexican brunches.Copy !req
10. Hurry!Copy !req
11. We've got to getCopy !req
12. this component to my house.Copy !req
13. Almost there!Copy !req
14. Whoa, genius, with the last hope
for humanityCopy !req
15. dangling for his life.Copy !req
16. AJ, go!Copy !req
17. I'll stay here
and hold him off.Copy !req
18. But...Copy !req
19. Go!Copy !req
20. Before it's too late.Copy !req
21. Now I know why I never got
these things taken off.Copy !req
22. You'll never stop us!Copy !req
23. Hey! You stopped me.Copy !req
24. Now I can go back to the pastCopy !req
25. and make sure none of this
ever happens.Copy !req
26. You thought you were going
to use your time travel beltCopy !req
27. to return Dimmsdale to its
former glory, didn't you?Copy !req
28. Think again.Copy !req
29. Last two apprehended,
Your Majesty.Copy !req
30. No, there's
still one more.Copy !req
31. But now that I have
the time travel belt,Copy !req
32. I know exactly where
to find him in the past.Copy !req
33. And once I find him,Copy !req
34. there will be no one
left to stop me!Copy !req
35. Me! Vicky!Copy !req
36. Supreme Ruler of the Earth!Copy !req
37. I'm so happy.Copy !req
38. I can't wait to babysit Timmy
today.Copy !req
39. Let's see if I have everything
I needCopy !req
40. to ensure the proper amount
of quality child supervision.Copy !req
41. Ear cleaner...Copy !req
42. nostril scrubber...Copy !req
43. and painful high-speed
clothes dryer.Copy !req
44. And that's everything I need
to make his life terribleCopy !req
45. and my life fun.Copy !req
46. I just hope in my heartCopy !req
47. that someday I'll be able to
make the whole world miserable.Copy !req
48. But for now my hate belongs
to Timmy.Copy !req
49. Me, Vicky, Supreme Ruler
of Hating Timmy!Copy !req
50. Hello, Dimmsdale.Copy !req
51. I'm Chet Ubetchu
with today's editorial,Copy !req
52. which technically makes it
a CHET-I-TORIAL television.Copy !req
53. It can help and it can hurt.Copy !req
54. But can it help hurt?Copy !req
55. Is it causing kids to do
stupid and violent things?Copy !req
56. Take, for example, the wildly
popular animated kung fuCopy !req
57. monster trading card series,
Maho Mushi.Copy !req
58. Is it causing kids to do stupid
and violent things?Copy !req
59. My legs!Copy !req
60. My arms!Copy !req
61. Ay, my neck!Copy !req
62. My gosh, this is a cool show!Copy !req
63. Let me answer
my own rhetorical questionCopy !req
64. with a non-rhetorical "yes!"Copy !req
65. But on the bright side,
we can all take solaceCopy !req
66. that the day will never come
that a child could imitateCopy !req
67. this.Copy !req
68. I can't believe the day has come
that we can imitate this!Copy !req
69. And I would never be able
to do it without you guys!Copy !req
70. Yeah, but are you
sure you know
what you're doing?Copy !req
71. Of course.Copy !req
72. I know Maho Mushi better
than any show on television.Copy !req
73. I can't believe
you never thoughtCopy !req
74. to wish for the Maho
Mushi kid crusher before.Copy !req
75. Timmy, I don't know—Copy !req
76. watching dangerous stunts on TV
is one thing,Copy !req
77. but performing them in real life
feels really dangerous!Copy !req
78. What makes you say that?Copy !req
79. Wanda! I wish forCopy !req
80. the Banzai Bubble!Copy !req
81. Finally!Copy !req
82. I'm a shoe-in to win
"Cleanest Office",Copy !req
83. the one trophy I'll haveCopy !req
84. that my archenemy
Dinkleberg won't.Copy !req
85. Congratulations, Turner.Copy !req
86. You win the Cleanest Office...
Good heavens!Copy !req
87. Dinkleberg, quick, take this
and the raise that goes with it.Copy !req
88. Neat!Copy !req
89. Dinkleberg...Copy !req
90. This is the hardest homeCopy !req
91. I've ever had to sell,
but here you go, Mr. Joel.Copy !req
92. Here are the keys to
your new glass house.Copy !req
93. Thanks.Copy !req
94. You know, I didn't
want to buy this,Copy !req
95. but you really
wore me down.Copy !req
96. Just don't throw
any stones.Copy !req
97. Once I hand you the keys,
it's not my problem anymore.Copy !req
98. I'll get a broom.Copy !req
99. Honey, our son just bounced
wildly through my office,Copy !req
100. destroying everything!Copy !req
101. Yes! Have you seen him?Copy !req
102. And he just destroyed the house
I was about to sell.Copy !req
103. Uh... ta-dah.Copy !req
104. You wouldn't be able to do thisCopy !req
105. if I had the Maho Mushi
parent puncher!Copy !req
106. Excellent.Copy !req
107. Mine for the taking.Copy !req
108. So you want
to have our coffee here?Copy !req
109. Sure. I brought a whole
bunch of doughnuts.Copy !req
110. We can sit
on the DumpsterCopy !req
111. for hours and hours
and talk about life.Copy !req
112. You could have killed yourself.Copy !req
113. Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,
Maho Mushi,Copy !req
114. Maho Mushi,
Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,Copy !req
115. Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,
Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi...Copy !req
116. Gee. Is this
what you were imitating?Copy !req
117. It's Dictator Week
on the Biographical Channel,Copy !req
118. Channel 298
on Dimmidelphia Cable.Copy !req
119. See if you have what it takes
to be a dictator.Copy !req
120. Must... watch...Copy !req
121. Maho Mushi.Copy !req
122. Honestly, Timmy,Copy !req
123. someday you're going to have to
grow up.Copy !req
124. You're not a baby
anymore, you know?Copy !req
125. You dented a 747,Copy !req
126. destroyed Mr. Joel's
glass house,Copy !req
127. and worse,Copy !req
128. Dinkleberg won my plaque!Copy !req
129. Fetch, Dinkledog!Copy !req
130. Hi, Turner!Copy !req
131. Better luck next month!Copy !req
132. Dinkleberg!Copy !req
133. I was watching that!Copy !req
134. Timmy, if we can't trust youCopy !req
135. not to imitate television,Copy !req
136. maybe you can't be trusted
to even watch television.Copy !req
137. You're grounded, Mister.Copy !req
138. And that means no TV either!Copy !req
139. What? You can't do that to me!Copy !req
140. Ha! Not without help.Copy !req
141. That's why we had
Vicky come over,Copy !req
142. to make sure
you don't watch
any televisionCopy !req
143. while we go out.Copy !req
144. Yeah, because
we're not grounded.Copy !req
145. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Turner!Copy !req
146. Don't worry—Copy !req
147. the only thing Timmy's going
to watch while I'm hereCopy !req
148. is his mouth.Copy !req
149. No, don't leave me
with her.Copy !req
150. She's evil!Copy !req
151. Evil? Evil?Copy !req
152. Uh, uh... that's silly.Copy !req
153. Would an evil person
bring gifts?Copy !req
154. Wow,Copy !req
155. a glass house that reminds me
of how furious I am at Timmy.Copy !req
156. And this plaqueCopy !req
157. is twice as good
as Dinkleberg's.Copy !req
158. I should go gloat.Copy !req
159. Bye!Copy !req
160. Now, then...
did somebody say "evil"?Copy !req
161. Oh, gee, Mom and Dad have
grounded me from watching TV.Copy !req
162. Whatever is a boy with fairies
to do?Copy !req
163. Uh, Timmy, your parents
said no TVCopy !req
164. and they
left Vicky hereCopy !req
165. to make sure
you don't watch it!Copy !req
166. So?Copy !req
167. They didn't listen to me
about Vicky.Copy !req
168. Why should I listen to them
about anything?Copy !req
169. Because
they're your parents,Copy !req
170. then you have to start
listening to them!Copy !req
171. They only want what's best
for youCopy !req
172. and we're not always
going to be around,
you know.Copy !req
173. You're right, Wanda.Copy !req
174. You're going to stay right hereCopy !req
175. and make sure Vicky doesn't see
what I'm doingCopy !req
176. while I wish for a magic remote
that lets me go in TV.Copy !req
177. That way, technically,
I'm not disobeying them.Copy !req
178. Oh, nice loophole.Copy !req
179. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
180. Fairy Mason?Copy !req
181. Uh, you know, there are
easier ways to get on TV.Copy !req
182. Have you considered
a slow-speed chase?Copy !req
183. Let's get televized!Copy !req
184. I've got a bad feeling
about this.Copy !req
185. Quiet!Copy !req
186. I'm watching Timmy.Copy !req
187. Cool! I'm in the TV universe!Copy !req
188. Wow, so many choices,
I don't know where to start.Copy !req
189. But since this thing only hasCopy !req
190. a channel-up
and a channel-down button,Copy !req
191. I guess we'll start
at Channel One.Copy !req
192. Sweet! I'm in The Futurellis!Copy !req
193. The show about a futuristic
Italian-American family.Copy !req
194. The cool thing about this showCopy !req
195. is that all the characters
are robots.Copy !req
196. The parents leave their kids
with robots all the time.Copy !req
197. If those robots try
to boss me around,Copy !req
198. I'll just reprogram them.Copy !req
199. Hey, nice ship.Copy !req
200. It'd be a shame
if something happened to it.Copy !req
201. Hey, that cat
owes me money!Copy !req
202. I'm good for it!Copy !req
203. I only have three more lives!Copy !req
204. I need two more days!Copy !req
205. Maria!Copy !req
206. Stop this crazy thing!Copy !req
207. But why should I be
in just one show...Copy !req
208. when I can be in all of them?Copy !req
209. I'm in Carpet Critters!Copy !req
210. I can't walk, talk,
eat solid foods,Copy !req
211. or take care of myself
in any way.Copy !req
212. I'm going to have
baby adventures!Copy !req
213. Hey! What am I supposed to doCopy !req
214. for the rest of the show?Copy !req
215. Boy, this stuff writes itself.Copy !req
216. Where's he going?Copy !req
217. Eh, he's a baby—
he's going in his diapers.Copy !req
218. And now he's going
number three!Copy !req
219. Cool! Channel Three!Copy !req
220. This must be
the home of the showCopy !req
221. where parents
are rarely seen.Copy !req
222. Hey, Heavy Hal!Copy !req
223. Can I jam with the band?Copy !req
224. Yo, yo, yo, join in the show.Copy !req
225. You're playing a pooper-scooper!Copy !req
226. Ew! I hope Timmy
washes his hands.Copy !req
227. And those filthy kids!Copy !req
228. Hey, squirt, open up!Copy !req
229. Cosmo, it's Vicky!
Don't worry,Copy !req
230. I have a plan.Copy !req
231. Okay!Copy !req
232. What's going on in here?Copy !req
233. Leave me alone!Copy !req
234. Can't you see
I'm watching televisionCopy !req
235. in blatant disregard
of my parents' direct orders?Copy !req
236. I mean...Copy !req
237. don't come in,
I'm naked!Copy !req
238. Ha! You are so dead!Copy !req
239. Nice!Copy !req
240. Well, she's gone, isn't she?Copy !req
241. At least it can't get any worse.Copy !req
242. You're mine now,Copy !req
243. you reckless punk.Copy !req
244. Open up, Dinkleberg!Copy !req
245. Eat that, Sheldon!Copy !req
246. And look how shiny
my plaque is.Copy !req
247. You're right.Copy !req
248. That's one shiny plaque, Turner.Copy !req
249. Almost as shiny
as this one Vicky gave me!Copy !req
250. My eyes!Copy !req
251. Hello?Copy !req
252. Timmy did what?Copy !req
253. Turned on your TV
as soon as you left.Copy !req
254. And that's not all.Copy !req
255. He broke your vase...Copy !req
256. precious family portrait...Copy !req
257. torched your piano...Copy !req
258. and wrote "My Parents Stink"
and "Dinkleberg Rules"Copy !req
259. on your living room wall!Copy !req
260. Hello?Copy !req
261. Can you hear me? Hello?Copy !req
262. Timmy...!
Timmy...!Copy !req
263. That twerp is gonna be
in so much trouble.Copy !req
264. I should get my camera.Copy !req
265. Johnny Hunt,
we are in so much trouble!Copy !req
266. I'm on your side,
Johnny Hunt!Copy !req
267. My name's Timmy, and I'm...Copy !req
268. Look out!Copy !req
269. We're doomed!Copy !req
270. Oh, no we're not!Copy !req
271. I wonder...Copy !req
272. Pause!Copy !req
273. And erase!Copy !req
274. Amazing!Copy !req
275. Well done, son.Copy !req
276. We could use a boy like you
on our adventure team.Copy !req
277. But I'm only ten.Copy !req
278. You mean you'd let
an unsupervised minorCopy !req
279. go on dangerous missionsCopy !req
280. without worrying
about his safety?Copy !req
281. Not without
a really dangerous weapon.Copy !req
282. Cool! I can't wait to show this
to Cosmo and Wanda!Copy !req
283. Oh, man!Copy !req
284. The TV universe is great!Copy !req
285. Did you see
all that great stuff I did?Copy !req
286. Except for the part
with the pooper-scooper.Copy !req
287. It was awesome!Copy !req
288. And check this puppy out.Copy !req
289. Timmy, be careful!Copy !req
290. You're in
the real world now.Copy !req
291. That's a dangerous
adult weapon.Copy !req
292. So what? Bazookas,
floating attack vehicles,Copy !req
293. bouncing off airplanes—Copy !req
294. as long as I have
you guys around,Copy !req
295. nothing can hurt me.Copy !req
296. Right. At least
until you're older.Copy !req
297. Cosmo, you shush!Copy !req
298. Older? What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
299. Pay no attentionCopy !req
300. to the very muscular fairy
behind the shower curtain.Copy !req
301. Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
302. What do you mean older?Copy !req
303. What happens when I'm older?Copy !req
304. Ah, Timmy, it's time
for a little talk aboutCopy !req
305. something we fairies
like to callCopy !req
306. the wands and the wings.Copy !req
307. You see, when a mommy fairy
and a daddy fairyCopy !req
308. love each other very much...Copy !req
309. Cosmo, no!
Not that speech.Copy !req
310. Uh, but I already have
the puppets out.Copy !req
311. Timmy, you know that fairy
godparents are assignedCopy !req
312. to boys and girls
who need them most, right?
Right.Copy !req
313. Kids like me,
because my parents are busy,Copy !req
314. and my baby-sitter is,
well, evil.Copy !req
315. And because you're tenCopy !req
316. and still young enough
to believe in fairies.Copy !req
317. But there comes a point
when that little kidCopy !req
318. becomes so grown up...Copy !req
319. they don't need magic
anymore,Copy !req
320. and their fairies are
called back to Fairy World.Copy !req
321. Once the fairies leave,Copy !req
322. the child forgets
all about them,Copy !req
323. and all the remnants
of their magicCopy !req
324. disappear forever,
and the child grows upCopy !req
325. just like everybody else.Copy !req
326. Bitter and angry
at the world.Copy !req
327. What? You mean when I get older,Copy !req
328. I lose you guys forever,Copy !req
329. and I forget
I ever had you?Copy !req
330. What else can
go wrong?Copy !req
331. Uh... this isn't
what it looks like?Copy !req
332. Turner,Copy !req
333. I decided to give youCopy !req
334. a second chance and—
good heavens!Copy !req
335. Dinkleberg!
Catch this "Nicest House" plaqueCopy !req
336. and the raise that goes with it!Copy !req
337. Sweet!Copy !req
338. Fetch, Dinkledog!Copy !req
339. Here, Vicky, take this.Copy !req
340. We're going to have a word
with our irresponsible son.Copy !req
341. Have a nice violent talk.Copy !req
342. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
343. Hey, wait! That's my remote!Copy !req
344. Which you deliberately
used to disobey us,Copy !req
345. and then you busted
up the houseCopy !req
346. and wrote that
lie on the wall!Copy !req
347. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
348. But it's not my fault.Copy !req
349. It's Vicky's. She's evil.Copy !req
350. She's always being mean to meCopy !req
351. and always getting me
into trouble.Copy !req
352. Oh? Did she turn on
your TV?Copy !req
353. Did she give you
this bazooka?Copy !req
354. Which I can't fire
at the Dinkleberg's houseCopy !req
355. because it's out of ammo?Copy !req
356. Well, no.Copy !req
357. Then why should we
believe anything
you say?Copy !req
358. When I get back
from the ammo store,Copy !req
359. you are in a lot
of trouble, young man!Copy !req
360. I've never seen you
so miserable.Copy !req
361. I should take another picture.Copy !req
362. One for you...Copy !req
363. and one for the Internet.Copy !req
364. They didn't believe me
about Vicky! Again!Copy !req
365. I am so sick of it!Copy !req
366. Aw, Timmy,
they're just trying to raise youCopy !req
367. to be a mature,
responsible adult.Copy !req
368. Everybody has to grow up
sometime.Copy !req
369. Not the Futurellis,Copy !req
370. not Heavy Hal, not Johnny Hunt.Copy !req
371. They've all been
the same age forever,Copy !req
372. and if I was a kid forever,Copy !req
373. I'd never have
to lose you guys!Copy !req
374. Oh, I don't like
where this is going.Copy !req
375. Neither do the puppets.Copy !req
376. I do! It's going
into television...Copy !req
377. where nobody
ever grows up, ever.Copy !req
378. I wish I had
another magic remote.Copy !req
379. I'm running away,Copy !req
380. and I'm running away
into television!Copy !req
381. How long have I been out?Copy !req
382. The remote!Copy !req
383. There's still time.Copy !req
384. Don't bother looking for me,Copy !req
385. because you'll never,
ever, ever find me.Copy !req
386. Ever!Copy !req
387. What? It helps
with the drama.Copy !req
388. Good-byeCopy !req
389. forever!Copy !req
390. Stop! Wait!Copy !req
391. Well, we got the ammo.Copy !req
392. "Good-bye forever"?Copy !req
393. He's gone!Copy !req
394. And he misspelled "ever"!Copy !req
395. Oh-ho-ho, but he can spell
"Dinkleberg" just fine!Copy !req
396. Where am I?Copy !req
397. Hi! I'm Paula Poundcake,Copy !req
398. and this is Pop-Tart.Copy !req
399. Bark, bark!Copy !req
400. And I'm Donny Donut.Copy !req
401. And even though
I'm a boy,Copy !req
402. I still think this
place is swell.Copy !req
403. Our icing is nicing!
Our icing is nicing!Copy !req
404. Are you made
of licorice?Copy !req
405. Get back, you frosted freaks.Copy !req
406. Back.Copy !req
407. If my parents don't care
what I have to say,Copy !req
408. I'm going where nobody cares
about what adults have to say.Copy !req
409. Kentucky?Copy !req
410. Nope.Copy !req
411. The kid from
the world of Walnuts.Copy !req
412. This will be a perfect
place to live.Copy !req
413. Yeah, they don't even show
adults on this cartoon.Copy !req
414. Oh, and look.Copy !req
415. We landed right in the middleCopy !req
416. of their Hanukkah special.Copy !req
417. It's the Great Menorah,
Chuckie Black.Copy !req
418. Blah-blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
419. What?
No, I didn't hurt him!Copy !req
420. Blah-blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
421. No, really. He fainted.Copy !req
422. Blah-blah.Copy !req
423. Do we have to involve
the police?Copy !req
424. Apparently that's a yes.Copy !req
425. I should have known parents
would ruin this place, too.Copy !req
426. Come on!Copy !req
427. But, but... but I want to see
the Great Menorah appearCopy !req
428. in the bagel patch.Copy !req
429. Now this is more like it.Copy !req
430. Fighting alongside
the Space SpectreCopy !req
431. and his army of intergalactic
kid crime fighters.Copy !req
432. What's perfect about this?Copy !req
433. I'm a monkey in a mask.Copy !req
434. Why does a monkey need
a secret identity?Copy !req
435. So nobody knows I'm a monkey?Copy !req
436. Should my tail have a mask?Copy !req
437. Wait, is this another show where
kids get dangerous weapons?Copy !req
438. Just this ghost gauntlet.Copy !req
439. But don't worry,
it's perfectly safe.Copy !req
440. Oh, no.Copy !req
441. We're in the airless vacuum
of space without helmets.Copy !req
442. Wanda and I don't have to
breathe because we're magic.Copy !req
443. But you're doomed.Copy !req
444. No, I'm not.Copy !req
445. In this show the laws
of nature don't apply.Copy !req
446. Watch.Copy !req
447. See?Copy !req
448. There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
449. Timmy Turner...Copy !req
450. don't move.Copy !req
451. Who is that guy and how does
he even know who I am?Copy !req
452. It's because your mask
isn't very good.Copy !req
453. Space Spectre?Copy !req
454. That's such a dumb show.Copy !req
455. I totally know that's a monkey.Copy !req
456. What else is on?Copy !req
457. Tonight we'll discuss
the rising debt ceiling,Copy !req
458. the trade deficit and a bunch
of other stuffCopy !req
459. you don't care about.Copy !req
460. Politically Inaccurate?Copy !req
461. There's no violence
on that show.Copy !req
462. Gone!Copy !req
463. Let me explain this in the most
boring way I can...Copy !req
464. Wrestling.
Now that's violent.Copy !req
465. Welcome back to...Copy !req
466. Politically Inaccurate
Smashdown!Copy !req
467. Let's prepare to debate!Copy !req
468. Taxes are too high!Copy !req
469. Eat my right
wing, punk!Copy !req
470. Hey, this remote changes
things in thereCopy !req
471. and makes them
become realCopy !req
472. out here.Copy !req
473. I wonder.Copy !req
474. Today we're giving awayCopy !req
475. one million dollars.Copy !req
476. Congratulations, Jerry.
You've wonCopy !req
477. one million dollars.Copy !req
478. Awesome!Copy !req
479. I'm going to give it all
to charity!Copy !req
480. What? Why can't that be me?Copy !req
481. Wha...? Huh?Copy !req
482. And here's your money, Jerry.Copy !req
483. What's that?
Whoa, Jerry, bad news.Copy !req
484. You're only 16.Copy !req
485. You have to be 18 to play.Copy !req
486. Darn it!Copy !req
487. Huh?
Okeydokey.Copy !req
488. Happy two additional
birthday's, Jerry.Copy !req
489. I accidentally hit fast forwardCopy !req
490. and this thing made me older.Copy !req
491. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
492. This remote can do anything.Copy !req
493. You are right!Copy !req
494. And now that you're 18
and have your million dollars,Copy !req
495. what are you going to do next?Copy !req
496. "Dictator week"?Copy !req
497. I'll tell you what
I'm going to do next.Copy !req
498. Get to the Biographical Channel
and change historyCopy !req
499. so that I can take over
the world!Copy !req
500. Jerry seems really happy...
and on fire.Copy !req
501. Can't... reach wands.Copy !req
502. Can't stop... thinking...
about ham.Copy !req
503. Can't stand speaking...Copy !req
504. in short bursts... of dialogue.Copy !req
505. Surrender the remoteCopy !req
506. and I'll send you back home.Copy !req
507. Never!Copy !req
508. Where are we?Copy !req
509. Lint, bones, meat?Copy !req
510. Oh, my gosh.
We're in the Meatflints.Copy !req
511. Exactly.Copy !req
512. Hey, since outer space
was lame,Copy !req
513. maybe we can try being
a modern Stone Age family.Copy !req
514. All right.Copy !req
515. It's a bird
and a remote control.Copy !req
516. I wonder what this gadget does.Copy !req
517. It eats!Copy !req
518. Hey, didn't we already run past
that couch, chair and lamp?Copy !req
519. Uh, it's a cycle.Copy !req
520. I don't understand.Copy !req
521. If the cars are powered by feet,Copy !req
522. shouldn't we just keep running?Copy !req
523. Aren't feet also
powered by feet?Copy !req
524. This place is lame.Copy !req
525. I don't want to live in a worldCopy !req
526. where your household appliances
could eat youCopy !req
527. and they have to use the same
background over and over again.Copy !req
528. Surrender to me, Turnstone!Copy !req
529. He's gaining on us.Copy !req
530. We have to move faster.Copy !req
531. We'll have to getCopy !req
532. to the next channelCopy !req
533. where everything is fast.Copy !req
534. We're going
to need more feet.Copy !req
535. Absolutely not.Copy !req
536. You cannot race
in this race.Copy !req
537. It's much
too dangerous.Copy !req
538. But, Pop, I must.
I must race in this race.Copy !req
539. I am a racer.
I race with speed.Copy !req
540. And racing with speed
is what I must do.Copy !req
541. This is a very dangerous race!Copy !req
542. Many of you will not make it
out of this race aliveCopy !req
543. and that is why we are
broadcasting it liveCopy !req
544. around the world.Copy !req
545. Go, racers! Go!Copy !req
546. You!Copy !req
547. Get away from me!Copy !req
548. Stop! I just want
to talk to you.Copy !req
549. Yeah, sure. Why should I believe
you? You're an adult.Copy !req
550. Which means you're not a child,Copy !req
551. and if you're not a child
you're an adult.Copy !req
552. And if you're an adult that
means I shouldn't listen to you.Copy !req
553. Aw, great.
I'm a monkey again.Copy !req
554. Where's my mask?Copy !req
555. The world will know who I am.Copy !req
556. Timmy, look out.Copy !req
557. Yeah!Copy !req
558. Now this is more like it.Copy !req
559. How could you race in this race?Copy !req
560. You're too young to race in
this very dangerous race.Copy !req
561. You could have gotten
yourself killed.Copy !req
562. You need to grow up.Copy !req
563. If I wanted to get screamed
at by an adult,Copy !req
564. I could have stayed at home.Copy !req
565. Sweet.Copy !req
566. This will be a perfect
place to live.Copy !req
567. Our ride should be here
right about...Copy !req
568. now.Copy !req
569. It's Snooper Dawg
and the Clue Crew!Copy !req
570. Are those kids even
old enough to drive?Copy !req
571. Nope.Copy !req
572. And even though
they're teenagers,Copy !req
573. their parents let them drive
around solving mysteriesCopy !req
574. with a talking dog.Copy !req
575. Put the shizzel
in the fanizzel, y'all.Copy !req
576. I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
577. Sawizzel,
fawizzel, shnazizzel.Copy !req
578. Does anybody understandCopy !req
579. what that dog is saying?Copy !req
580. He's saying, like, run!Copy !req
581. Yeah, it's a chase scene.Copy !req
582. I can't see!
I can't see!Copy !req
583. I knew if I came here
you'd help me solve the mysteryCopy !req
584. of who's been chasing me.Copy !req
585. Now let's see who
this monster really is.Copy !req
586. Although I already have an idea.Copy !req
587. A guy in a mask?Copy !req
588. Like, what the heck
was that, Snoop?Copy !req
589. Yo, man, I don't have all
the answers, y'all.Copy !req
590. I'm sorry Mr. And Mrs. Turner,
but Timmy's not here.Copy !req
591. We haven't seen
him since school.Copy !req
592. Why'd he run away, anyway?Copy !req
593. Well, we told him he couldn't
watch television anymore.Copy !req
594. You fiends! He should have
gotten rid of youCopy !req
595. when he had the chance.Copy !req
596. And then he was trying to
tell us a ridiculous storyCopy !req
597. about Vicky being
an evil baby-sitter.Copy !req
598. Chester, A.J.,Copy !req
599. is there something
you want to tell us?Copy !req
600. Do you think Vicky's evil?Copy !req
601. Nope, no way.Copy !req
602. She's the greatest
baby-sitter ever,Copy !req
603. and I'm not
just saying thatCopy !req
604. because she has hidden
cameras everywhere.Copy !req
605. No, no.Copy !req
606. This is our chance.Copy !req
607. We can finally tell
the world about Vicky.Copy !req
608. Listen to me, you!
Vicky is...Copy !req
609. Vicki is...Copy !req
610. Vick...Copy !req
611. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
612. Oh, boy, cheese!Copy !req
613. Our little boy
is out there
somewhere!Copy !req
614. We have to find him!Copy !req
615. And we will, honey.Copy !req
616. We will. But first...Copy !req
617. Mine!Copy !req
618. Awesome!Copy !req
619. This is going to be great.Copy !req
620. What's so great
about this show?Copy !req
621. Are you kidding?Copy !req
622. I'm in the world
of Blackbird and Sparrow.Copy !req
623. In this world,Copy !req
624. I can put on
this super coolCopy !req
625. crime-fighting suit...Copy !req
626. Neat.Copy !req
627. that gives my tiny
ten-year-old bodyCopy !req
628. enhanced strength and agility.Copy !req
629. And best of all,
with my secret identity...Copy !req
630. nobody will know who I am.Copy !req
631. This place rocks.Copy !req
632. I should have thought about
living here a long time ago.Copy !req
633. You!Copy !req
634. Your channel-surfing days
are over.Copy !req
635. Cool, the Birdcage.Copy !req
636. Blackbird's secret
paper-lined headquarters.Copy !req
637. Nice try, pal.Copy !req
638. I'm not afraid
of you here.Copy !req
639. On this show,
the good guy always wins.Copy !req
640. You young fool,
don't you understand?Copy !req
641. I am the good guy!Copy !req
642. What? An older version of me?Copy !req
643. That's impossible!Copy !req
644. You can't be me!Copy !req
645. I'm not supposed to get older!Copy !req
646. Get away from me!Copy !req
647. Pause!Copy !req
648. I don't get it.Copy !req
649. If I'm the good guy,
and he's me,Copy !req
650. who's the bad guy?Copy !req
651. The twerp is here, too?Copy !req
652. Not for long.Copy !req
653. What? Huh?Copy !req
654. Where am I?Copy !req
655. That's a good question.Copy !req
656. If you're supposed
to be me,Copy !req
657. why don't you know
where you are?Copy !req
658. I...Copy !req
659. Pause!Copy !req
660. Timmy, he's you
as a grownup.Copy !req
661. He doesn't remember anythingCopy !req
662. to do with the fact
that he had fairies.Copy !req
663. He probably doesn't
even rememberCopy !req
664. he wished
for the remote.Copy !req
665. Stop that.Copy !req
666. You've got to listen to me.Copy !req
667. We've got to stop her.Copy !req
668. Who her?Copy !req
669. And where are you from?Copy !req
670. It's time you told me
what's going on.Copy !req
671. Time.Copy !req
672. Time is the keyword.Copy !req
673. My world is ruled by an evil
dictator who can't be stopped.Copy !req
674. I was part of the resistance.Copy !req
675. I had secretly inserted myselfCopy !req
676. amongst the ranks
of her security forcesCopy !req
677. to gain her trust.Copy !req
678. When word leaked to her
about a resistance attemptCopy !req
679. to travel back in time
and change history,Copy !req
680. I knew I had to be the one
to go back.Copy !req
681. I knew in my heartCopy !req
682. that that remote
is what gave her the powerCopy !req
683. to take over the world.Copy !req
684. We have to destroy it
before she finds it.Copy !req
685. We?Copy !req
686. I'm not leaving.
I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
687. You have to.Copy !req
688. Without us, the future will
remain a desolate wasteland.Copy !req
689. Whatever. I'm never going
to grow up.Copy !req
690. And I'm going to stay here
forever, so it's not my problem.Copy !req
691. There's two remotes?Copy !req
692. Check out the fun,
destructive thingsCopy !req
693. you find lying around
a stately mansion.Copy !req
694. For the record,Copy !req
695. I could have done that
at any time.Copy !req
696. Now... run!Copy !req
697. In retrospect,Copy !req
698. maybe hanging
a gigantic headquartersCopy !req
699. by a small metal ring
wasn't such a cool idea.Copy !req
700. You think?Copy !req
701. No! She's ruining everything!Copy !req
702. So long, suckers!Copy !req
703. I'm off to Dictator Week
and then to take over the world!Copy !req
704. Thanks for the save.Copy !req
705. Hey, you're a hero now.Copy !req
706. That's what heroes do.Copy !req
707. You ready to stop Vicky
and save the world?Copy !req
708. I am now!Copy !req
709. Let's go.Copy !req
710. My stuff.Copy !req
711. Curse you, Quizzler!Copy !req
712. And then he just ran away.Copy !req
713. He was so upset
about your daughter Vicky,Copy !req
714. we thought maybe you two would
be able to tell us something.Copy !req
715. Like if she's evil.Copy !req
716. "Vicky is the kindest, sweetest,
and most thoughtful daughterCopy !req
717. a parent could ask for."Copy !req
718. If you see her,
could you tell her
we said that?Copy !req
719. Exactly the way
she wrote it, please?Copy !req
720. Well, is it that late already?Copy !req
721. It's a shame
you have to leaveCopy !req
722. and never come back.Copy !req
723. Timmy's missing?Copy !req
724. He's gone?Copy !req
725. We're never going
to find him.Copy !req
726. Why didn't
we listen to him?Copy !req
727. Oh, now, honey,
don't give up.Copy !req
728. Even though
this is all your fault,Copy !req
729. you never know when a clue
might come crashingCopy !req
730. through the windshield.Copy !req
731. "If you want more information
about Vicky,Copy !req
732. "and why Timmy ran away,Copy !req
733. "meet me at the following
address in 30 minutes.Copy !req
734. "Signed,Copy !req
735. Deep Toot"?Copy !req
736. What? Deep Toot?Copy !req
737. Come on.
That's hilarious.Copy !req
738. Hi, kids! I'm Jeff!Copy !req
739. Ignore the shaving cut
and the 5:00 shadow.Copy !req
740. I'm really a kid, just like you.Copy !req
741. Hey, let's go find some hints.Copy !req
742. Some Clint's Hints!Copy !req
743. Come on!Copy !req
744. Why are those
pink-and-green
charactersCopy !req
745. following us everywhere?Copy !req
746. Oh, they're my goldfish.Copy !req
747. They accidentally fell
into the TV with meCopy !req
748. and they change
just like we do?Copy !req
749. Makes as much sense
as anything else here.Copy !req
750. Wow, I'm as gullible as any
other adult when I grow up.Copy !req
751. I mean, oh, no, a Vicky print.Copy !req
752. You know what that means.Copy !req
753. A footprint!
That's a hint!Copy !req
754. A Clint Hint.Copy !req
755. Now we have a clue
as to where Vicky might be.Copy !req
756. Okay, we're on channel 290
right now.Copy !req
757. Right, and she's heading
for the Biographical ChannelCopy !req
758. which is 298.Copy !req
759. And Maho Mushi is on 297.Copy !req
760. Now that I remember.Copy !req
761. Stupid, violent, which is why
I watched it everyday.Copy !req
762. Come on. We have to focus
on the mission.Copy !req
763. We have to stop Vicky.Copy !req
764. She's already been through here.Copy !req
765. What makes you say that?Copy !req
766. Be careful.Copy !req
767. With that remote,
she could be anywhereCopy !req
768. or anything.Copy !req
769. Wow, a walking lamp
with a hammer!Copy !req
770. You don't see many
of those anymore.Copy !req
771. Wow, you don't see cartoon
violence like that anymore.Copy !req
772. Killer ironing boards, too.Copy !req
773. Those things are really rare!Copy !req
774. Hey, that's violent, too!Copy !req
775. Didn't they have censors
back then?Copy !req
776. It's amazing how much
imitatable violenceCopy !req
777. they showed back
in the 1940s.Copy !req
778. I know!Copy !req
779. Everyone knows how dangerous
mouse traps are.Copy !req
780. Oh, boy, cheese!Copy !req
781. And furniture made from dogs!Copy !req
782. This place has got everything!Copy !req
783. Eh... what's up, dork?Copy !req
784. She went that way.Copy !req
785. She's already been hereCopy !req
786. and she's destroyed Christmas.Copy !req
787. Ew, we're elves.Copy !req
788. We've been demoted.Copy !req
789. My name is Comet.Copy !req
790. What do you two elves
think you're doing?Copy !req
791. Clean up this messCopy !req
792. while I go and make fun of that
freak with the glowing red nose.Copy !req
793. Wow, on this show, even the
adult animals mess things up.Copy !req
794. You know,Copy !req
795. I remember this show
being a lot nicer.Copy !req
796. And a lot cleaner.Copy !req
797. Watch where you step.Copy !req
798. Oh, boy! Chocolate!Copy !req
799. I wouldn't if I were you.Copy !req
800. Hey, I'm alive!Copy !req
801. Happy Birthday!Copy !req
802. I remember this.Copy !req
803. This is that Christmas specialCopy !req
804. that I used to watch
every year with my parents.Copy !req
805. You remember doing stuff
with Mom and Dad?Copy !req
806. Yeah.Copy !req
807. I remember opening presents
on Christmas morning.Copy !req
808. I also remember
coloring Easter eggs,Copy !req
809. and the time I broke
the Dinkleberg's windowCopy !req
810. with my baseball.Copy !req
811. And Dad was so proud.Copy !req
812. Man, our parents.Copy !req
813. Yeah.Copy !req
814. I-I wonder if they even know
I'm gone.Copy !req
815. It's 6:45.Copy !req
816. Where's Deep Toot?Copy !req
817. Are you Deep Toot?Copy !req
818. Yes, I am.Copy !req
819. Your baby-sitter, Vicky.Copy !req
820. She's meaner than you know.Copy !req
821. The vase, the picture,
the piano.Copy !req
822. Vicky ruined them all
and blamed Timmy.Copy !req
823. Hey, she's key scratching
"Vicky was here" on my car.Copy !req
824. I punished TimmyCopy !req
825. for key scratching
"Vicky was here" on my car.Copy !req
826. Why would she do that?Copy !req
827. Some say it's to make
parents thinkCopy !req
828. their kids are horrible so
they'll hire her more often.Copy !req
829. Leaping leg holes.Copy !req
830. She's using my underwear
to clean the toilets!Copy !req
831. And I punished Timmy for that
by making him eat chocolate.Copy !req
832. Which, in retrospect, isn't a
very good punishment after all.Copy !req
833. Unless it's that
reindeer chocolate.Copy !req
834. Some say she's insane.Copy !req
835. Me, I think it's because
she's evil.Copy !req
836. I think she's icky, icky,
with a V.Copy !req
837. Wait a minute, Chip Skylark's
hit song, "Icky Vicky"Copy !req
838. suddenly makes sense.Copy !req
839. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
840. Timmy was right!Copy !req
841. Vicky is terrible!Copy !req
842. Oh, Deep Toot,
how can we ever thank...Copy !req
843. She's gone!Copy !req
844. We should have listened
to Timmy.Copy !req
845. You have to tell
him you're sorry.Copy !req
846. And wherever he is,
wherever he's hiding,Copy !req
847. we know one thing for sure—Copy !req
848. He's watching television.Copy !req
849. Deep Toot.Copy !req
850. Oh, man.Copy !req
851. Oh, that kills me.Copy !req
852. Who was that girl anyway?Copy !req
853. I don't know.Copy !req
854. But she left this...Copy !req
855. "I am not Vicky's sister."Copy !req
856. I don't understand.Copy !req
857. Why would Vicky run in here?Copy !req
858. This is the longest running
animated show on television!Copy !req
859. Vicky could be
in any of these episodes.Copy !req
860. The nuclear plant.Copy !req
861. Oh, no!
I can't stop her myself.Copy !req
862. As much as it kills me to say
this— I need adult help.Copy !req
863. Hey, daddly-daddly,Copy !req
864. diddly, diddly, diddly,
doodly, doodly, daddly.Copy !req
865. Oh, come on!Copy !req
866. Is every adult in this show
a moron?Copy !req
867. Come on!Copy !req
868. Nice moves.Copy !req
869. Thanks.Copy !req
870. I learned those at your age.Copy !req
871. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
872. It's this channel.Copy !req
873. It makes all the adults
even stupider.Copy !req
874. Come on.Copy !req
875. Today's show has been brought
to you by the letter V.Copy !req
876. This way, quick!Copy !req
877. I've never felt more alive.Copy !req
878. Get it? Felt?Copy !req
879. Felt!Copy !req
880. Now where are we?Copy !req
881. Channel 297.Copy !req
882. We're on the end credits forCopy !req
883. Adolescent Genetically Altered
Karate Cows.Copy !req
884. The next program is Maho Mushi.Copy !req
885. Hang on to the credits,Copy !req
886. they'll pull us right into
the show.Copy !req
887. Wow, these credits
are moving fast.Copy !req
888. They're animation credits.Copy !req
889. They go really fast because
nobody cares about them.Copy !req
890. Say "the end," twerp!Copy !req
891. Timmy!Copy !req
892. Thanks!Copy !req
893. Man, I'm a lot less selfish
in the future, aren't I?Copy !req
894. It's all part
of growing up, kid.Copy !req
895. Wait, what's going on?Copy !req
896. She's damaged
my time-travel belt.Copy !req
897. It's the only thing keeping me
tethered to the present.Copy !req
898. We interrupt this program
for a sudden cancellation.Copy !req
899. No!Copy !req
900. It's up to you now.Copy !req
901. You can stop her in Maho Mushi
and you can change the future.Copy !req
902. But if I change my future,
then you won't exist.Copy !req
903. Sure I will, and I'll exist
in a future worth getting to.Copy !req
904. You can do it, Timmy.Copy !req
905. You're a great kid.Copy !req
906. I know.Copy !req
907. No. Come back. Please!Copy !req
908. Please!Copy !req
909. Every time there is something
cool in my life, every time,Copy !req
910. Vicky ruins it!Copy !req
911. And I'm not going to let her
ruin anything else!Copy !req
912. There it is.Copy !req
913. Maho Mushi.Copy !req
914. Uh, but you're not
in that show.Copy !req
915. I am now!Copy !req
916. Oh, wait.Copy !req
917. Top billing, much better.Copy !req
918. Welcome to the offices
of Dimmadelphia Cable.Copy !req
919. I'm Doug Dimmadome,
owner and president.Copy !req
920. What can I do for you twoCopy !req
921. while I'm waiting for security
to show upCopy !req
922. and throw you out?Copy !req
923. Oh, please, Mr. Dimmadome,Copy !req
924. our son Timmy ran away
because we didn't believe himCopy !req
925. when he said
that Vicky was evil.Copy !req
926. What?Copy !req
927. Haven't you ever heard of that
Chip Skylark song, "Icky Vicky"?Copy !req
928. What did you think that song
was about anyway?Copy !req
929. Pumpkins?Copy !req
930. Yes.Copy !req
931. We have to get a message
to TimmyCopy !req
932. and let him know we're sorry.Copy !req
933. Timmy, eh?Copy !req
934. Well, he did help me find
my long-lost son.Copy !req
935. But, then again, he tried
to thwart my attemptCopy !req
936. to bulldoze Dimmsdale flats.Copy !req
937. He also got in the way of
getting the Strikers E Race car.Copy !req
938. Then again, it was a screaming
metal death trap.Copy !req
939. On the other hand...Copy !req
940. Oh, come on.Copy !req
941. While he's babbling
incoherentlyCopy !req
942. in that odd southern drawl,Copy !req
943. let's get a televized
message to Timmy.Copy !req
944. What do you think
he's watching?Copy !req
945. Well, whatever it is,
it's smartly written,Copy !req
946. well thought out,
and highly educational.Copy !req
947. Here we are.Copy !req
948. The super violent
world of Maho Mushi.Copy !req
949. How can anything
this small and adorableCopy !req
950. be that super and violent?Copy !req
951. You should start
listening to me more.Copy !req
952. Okay, this is it—Copy !req
953. the last channel
before channel 298.Copy !req
954. We have to stop Vicky right hereCopy !req
955. or she's going to get
to the next channelCopy !req
956. and take over the world!Copy !req
957. Ladies and Gentlemen!Copy !req
958. Time for the super-violent,
action danger of Maho Mushi!Copy !req
959. Vicky!Copy !req
960. Me... shacka!Copy !req
961. Banzai bubble!Copy !req
962. You think you can stop me here?Copy !req
963. This is the kind of super-
violent Japanese action showCopy !req
964. where I learn all of my evil
baby-sitting techniques.Copy !req
965. Forget it, Vicky.Copy !req
966. The only way you're
getting out of hereCopy !req
967. is over my cold, unmoving,
limited, animation body.Copy !req
968. Miyazaki!Copy !req
969. Kurosawa!Copy !req
970. Man, this show is great!Copy !req
971. I wish we were watching it.Copy !req
972. Sushi! Maho Sushi!Copy !req
973. I'll take one.Copy !req
974. I had to pick the one show
she knows as well as I do.Copy !req
975. As long as she has
access to our magic,Copy !req
976. she's just as powerful
as you are.Copy !req
977. But if neither of us
had access to your magic,Copy !req
978. I could beat her
and beat her for good.Copy !req
979. Look out!Copy !req
980. Cosmo and Wanda said when I get
older, their magic goes away,Copy !req
981. and my adult self couldn't
remember them at all.Copy !req
982. I don't know exactly when
I'll start to forget them,Copy !req
983. so I have to figure it
out one year at a time.Copy !req
984. First, I'll have to
get back to normal.Copy !req
985. Okay, fast-forward one year.Copy !req
986. Age 11!Copy !req
987. - No good.
- I still recognize them.Copy !req
988. Yaaaa!Copy !req
989. Maho Mushi wall run!Copy !req
990. One more year.Copy !req
991. Age 12!Copy !req
992. I still recognize them.Copy !req
993. Cool! I'll still have Cosmo
and Wanda for a few more years.Copy !req
994. Cool. I'm 15.Copy !req
995. Oh, no, an armpit hair!Copy !req
996. Rats! I still recognize them.Copy !req
997. Focus. Driver's license.Copy !req
998. You're not grown up yet.Copy !req
999. Who do I ask to the prom?Copy !req
1000. Not grown up, yet.Copy !req
1001. They're still there.Copy !req
1002. Wow, I can't remember anything.Copy !req
1003. So, why am I running?Copy !req
1004. Say good-bye, twerp...Copy !req
1005. forever!Copy !req
1006. Hey! What's going on?Copy !req
1007. Why won't this stupid thing
work?Copy !req
1008. Because Timmy's too
old for fairies.Copy !req
1009. I've got a call to pick up
a couple of fairies.Copy !req
1010. Oh, no,
it's the fairy cab!Copy !req
1011. But we can't
leave Timmy.Copy !req
1012. But the meter's running.Copy !req
1013. Maho Mushi kid-toss attack!Copy !req
1014. Ah! I should start
listening to her more.Copy !req
1015. Whoa, nice arena.Copy !req
1016. Are we playing
the Cougars again?Copy !req
1017. Hey, nice big head.Copy !req
1018. Are you the mascot?Copy !req
1019. Cosmo, poof Timmy youngerCopy !req
1020. before we have to get
in the cab and leave forever.Copy !req
1021. Guess we got to do
this the hard way.Copy !req
1022. Too much!Copy !req
1023. Sweet! I'm me again.Copy !req
1024. Why do my pants smell bad?Copy !req
1025. I hope you enjoyed going
through puberty once,Copy !req
1026. 'cause you're not
gonna do it again!Copy !req
1027. Pause!Copy !req
1028. Erase!Copy !req
1029. What?Copy !req
1030. Why can't I remember anything?Copy !req
1031. And... delete!Copy !req
1032. What happened?Copy !req
1033. I had the greatest dream.Copy !req
1034. I almost took over the world
and destroyed everybody.Copy !req
1035. Who are you, Deep Toot?Copy !req
1036. Help!
Help!Copy !req
1037. Help!
Help!Copy !req
1038. Hi, there, fairy folks.Copy !req
1039. This is Adam West saying,
remember to buckle up!Copy !req
1040. Maho Mushi remote-control
fairy-cab door-close maneuver!Copy !req
1041. I got a call that
said a kid grew upCopy !req
1042. and don't need fairies no more.Copy !req
1043. Do I look grown-up to you?Copy !req
1044. Nah. But what do I know?Copy !req
1045. All you humans look alike to me.Copy !req
1046. Hey, what's the matter,
Timmy?Copy !req
1047. You just beat Vicky
and stopped herCopy !req
1048. before she could
take over the world.Copy !req
1049. You should be happy.Copy !req
1050. You'd think I would be, right?Copy !req
1051. I'm even okay with growing up.Copy !req
1052. I mean, did you see what a
cool adult I'm going to be?Copy !req
1053. But I only got that way because
my parents raised me right.Copy !req
1054. I mean, in every show I visited,Copy !req
1055. the parents were either complete
idiots or never around.Copy !req
1056. Yeah, your parents are
either one or the other.Copy !req
1057. Never both.Copy !req
1058. I know. My parents
are so mad at me,Copy !req
1059. they're gonna kill me
before I even get that old.Copy !req
1060. Uh... hello?Copy !req
1061. Huh, Mom?Copy !req
1062. Dad?Copy !req
1063. We are desperately trying
to reach our only son, Timmy.Copy !req
1064. Timmy, we're sorry
we didn't believe you.Copy !req
1065. We were wrong.Copy !req
1066. You had every right to be
angry with your mother,Copy !req
1067. but please, we just want
you to come home because...Copy !req
1068. because... because... because...Copy !req
1069. because... because...
because... because...Copy !req
1070. We love you! We love you!Copy !req
1071. But I love you more!Copy !req
1072. But he did ruin my chances of
moving the Ball Hogs to AlaskaCopy !req
1073. and I already bought them
blubber nuggets.Copy !req
1074. But they were chewy.Copy !req
1075. Do you think he
heard the message?Copy !req
1076. You bet I did!Copy !req
1077. Timmy! Timmy!Copy !req
1078. Neat!Copy !req
1079. Our son has forgiven youCopy !req
1080. and our family
is back together.Copy !req
1081. Oh, how can we
ever thank you?Copy !req
1082. By getting the heck
out of my office.Copy !req
1083. That kid's nothing
but trouble.Copy !req
1084. But then again, he did teach meCopy !req
1085. the greatest love of all
is inside of me.Copy !req
1086. So, Vicky,Copy !req
1087. what do you have to say
for yourself?Copy !req
1088. In the face of this
overwhelming evidenceCopy !req
1089. that you are and
have always beenCopy !req
1090. an evil, lying,
trouble-making shrew.Copy !req
1091. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1092. I blame television.Copy !req
1093. Nice try.Copy !req
1094. What do you take us for, idiots?Copy !req
1095. Um, yes.Copy !req
1096. Vicky, you're fired!Copy !req
1097. Those gleeful fish
are right to cheer.Copy !req
1098. You should have
been kinder to Timmy.Copy !req
1099. You should have been
less violent to Timmy.Copy !req
1100. And I've seen enough.Copy !req
1101. Pause!Copy !req
1102. Uh, Timmy,
what are you doing?Copy !req
1103. The only reason I got you
guys in the first placeCopy !req
1104. is because I had
a mean baby-sitter.Copy !req
1105. I know I'll lose
you when I'm older.Copy !req
1106. So, I'm not taking
any chances until then.Copy !req
1107. If that means a few more years
of putting up with Vicky,Copy !req
1108. then it's totally worth it.Copy !req
1109. Wow, he loves us more
than he hates her.Copy !req
1110. And that's saying something.Copy !req
1111. I wish these remote
controls never existed,Copy !req
1112. and everybody forgot that
all this ever happened!Copy !req
1113. Was I doing something
Timmy-related?Copy !req
1114. How much cheese is in
that bracelet anyway?Copy !req
1115. Were we doing something
Timmy-related?Copy !req
1116. Oh, boy! Cheese!Copy !req
1117. At last! I'm cured!Copy !req
1118. No more fairies!Copy !req
1119. For the first time in my life,Copy !req
1120. I'm able to focus
on other things!Copy !req
1121. I've figured out cold fusion.Copy !req
1122. There's no limit to the good
I can do for humanity.Copy !req
1123. What the heck is this junk?Copy !req
1124. Was I about to help people?Copy !req
1125. That can only be the work of...Copy !req
1126. fairies!Copy !req
1127. What are you
doing, Timmy?Copy !req
1128. Vicky got you digging
your own grave again?Copy !req
1129. Nope. I'm just burying
a time capsule.Copy !req
1130. Everybody else may have
forgotten what happened,Copy !req
1131. but that doesn't mean I have to.Copy !req
1132. I'm going to grow up someday.Copy !req
1133. I just want to make sure
I remember the thingsCopy !req
1134. that really meant
something to me.Copy !req
1135. And most importantly,Copy !req
1136. when I grow up,
I want to make sureCopy !req
1137. I don't make the same
mistakes my parents made.Copy !req
1138. Well, that's a long,
long time from now.Copy !req
1139. Come on, it's a
beautiful sunny day,Copy !req
1140. the birds are singing,Copy !req
1141. and the future looks bright.Copy !req
1142. Want to go inside
and watch TV?Copy !req
1143. Duh!Copy !req
1144. Hey, Daddy.Copy !req
1145. What's this?Copy !req
1146. Hey, I remember this.Copy !req
1147. It's my time capsule.Copy !req
1148. Ah, well.Copy !req
1149. Time to go to work.Copy !req
1150. and time for your baby-sitter.Copy !req
1151. Hi, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1152. I'm here to baby-sit
the little targets.Copy !req
1153. I mean the precious
gifts from above.Copy !req
1154. Haha, haha, haha.Copy !req
1155. There's something about
this that's familiar,Copy !req
1156. but I...Copy !req
1157. Whoops, got to go.Copy !req
1158. I'm going to be late.Copy !req
1159. Bye, Tammy!Copy !req
1160. Bye, Tommy.Copy !req
1161. Have a memorable day,
Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1162. No! No!Copy !req
1163. Don't leave!
Don't leave!Copy !req
1164. Take us with you!
Take us with you!Copy !req
1165. Like father, like son.Copy !req
1166. Tell me about it.Copy !req
1167. Well, th-th-th-th-th-th-
th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th...Copy !req
1168. Cosmo, what's
the matter with you?Copy !req
1169. Nothing. It's just
really cold in here.Copy !req
1170. Bed, twerp!Copy !req
1171. Wands and wings!Copy !req
1172. Floaty crowny things!Copy !req
1173. Obtuse, rubber goose,
green moose, guava juice.Copy !req
1174. Giant snake, birthday cake,
large fries, chocolate shake!Copy !req
1175. Yeah, right.Copy !req
1176. Puny humans!Copy !req
1177. We shall now
suck out your brainsCopy !req
1178. with bendy straws.Copy !req
1179. You can suck out our minds,
livers and spleens,Copy !req
1180. but we will never surrender!Copy !req
1181. Silence, Captain
Laserpants.Copy !req
1182. No one can save you now.Copy !req
1183. It's Crash Nebula.Copy !req
1184. Hooray!Copy !req
1185. Intergalactic scum,Copy !req
1186. your reign of terror ends now.Copy !req
1187. Pretty cool, huh, Chester?Copy !req
1188. Yeah. Don't you think, AJ?Copy !req
1189. Positively.Copy !req
1190. Will Crash Nebula escape
the evil clutchesCopy !req
1191. of the Clutchulax?Copy !req
1192. Tune in next week for another
exciting episode of...Copy !req
1193. Crash Nebula.Copy !req
1194. That was the best episode ever,
right, guys?Copy !req
1195. Guys?Copy !req
1196. Get him!Copy !req
1197. Meddling humans,
you'll never catch me!Copy !req
1198. I smell fun!Copy !req
1199. Two against one, huh?Copy !req
1200. Mother ship!Copy !req
1201. Come in, mother ship.Copy !req
1202. This is Timmy
calling Cosmo and Wanda.Copy !req
1203. Do you read?Copy !req
1204. Aye, aye, Captain Timmy, sir.Copy !req
1205. He said mother ship.Copy !req
1206. That means I'm in charge.Copy !req
1207. Awaiting orders,
Your Space Machoness.Copy !req
1208. I need more firepower.Copy !req
1209. You got it, kiddo.Copy !req
1210. More firepower, lackey.Copy !req
1211. I want a father
ship next time.Copy !req
1212. Cool!Copy !req
1213. Killer crash suit,
dude.Copy !req
1214. Yes. Wherever
did you get it?Copy !req
1215. Internet.Copy !req
1216. Cool. Now all we need
is an alien,Copy !req
1217. and we can reenact
Episode 621 of Crash Nebula.Copy !req
1218. I wish we had an alien monster
to play with.Copy !req
1219. Great job
on the alien, guys.Copy !req
1220. It's so
life-like.Copy !req
1221. Of course it is.Copy !req
1222. He's real.Copy !req
1223. We're not so good
at creating aliens.Copy !req
1224. Yeah, so we borrowed one.Copy !req
1225. What?Copy !req
1226. Queen Jipjurrulac,
you seem troubled.Copy !req
1227. Yes, King Grippulon.Copy !req
1228. Our son hasn't tortured
the prisoners yet today.Copy !req
1229. Hmm, that's
not like Mark.Copy !req
1230. Computer, find Mark.Copy !req
1231. Uh, readings showCopy !req
1232. that your son has
been taken to Earth.Copy !req
1233. Oh, not Earth.Copy !req
1234. Assemble the star destroyers.Copy !req
1235. We'll blow up that foul planet
and get our son back.Copy !req
1236. Uh, not necessarily
in that order.Copy !req
1237. Amazing!Copy !req
1238. A fully automated,
animatronic space alien.Copy !req
1239. Puny humans!Copy !req
1240. What's up?Copy !req
1241. I'm going to suck your brains
with these bendy straws!Copy !req
1242. Cool. Actual Crash
Nebula dialogue.Copy !req
1243. You Earth children are not
afraid of me?Copy !req
1244. Or my straws?Copy !req
1245. Hey, authentic
alien bad breath.Copy !req
1246. I'm telling you
for the last time,Copy !req
1247. keep it quiet up here!Copy !req
1248. She's terrified the children
in a way I could not.Copy !req
1249. You, in the stupid
alien costume,Copy !req
1250. you're out of here!Copy !req
1251. But, Vicky...Copy !req
1252. You can play with
your geek buddyCopy !req
1253. after you clean
up this room!Copy !req
1254. Oh, she's so forceful.Copy !req
1255. We wouldn't have to blow up
all these planetsCopy !req
1256. if you'd just stop
for directions.Copy !req
1257. Quiet! I'm still the king
around here.Copy !req
1258. The king of
getting lost.Copy !req
1259. Silence!Copy !req
1260. Psst. Timmy.Copy !req
1261. What is it?Copy !req
1262. Uh, we haveCopy !req
1263. good news
and bad news.Copy !req
1264. What's the good news?Copy !req
1265. The alien we got you is actually
a princeCopy !req
1266. from the dreaded war planet
Yugo Potamia.Copy !req
1267. And his parents
are on their wayCopy !req
1268. to destroy the Earth
and rescue their son.Copy !req
1269. What's the bad news?Copy !req
1270. Oh, wait. That
was the bad news.Copy !req
1271. Then what's the good news?Copy !req
1272. I found a nickel!Copy !req
1273. Okay, then.Copy !req
1274. I wish the alien was back home.Copy !req
1275. Well, is he gone?Copy !req
1276. More good news, nickel boy?Copy !req
1277. My nickel.Copy !req
1278. It seems our alien prince
has fallen in love with Vicky.Copy !req
1279. And the rules sayCopy !req
1280. we can't interfere
with true love.Copy !req
1281. We've got to talk the alien
out of loving Vicky.Copy !req
1282. Dude, are you talking
to your fish?Copy !req
1283. Yes. Uh, guys,Copy !req
1284. we need to get the
alien away from Vicky.Copy !req
1285. It's a... a collectible.Copy !req
1286. Superlative.Copy !req
1287. Hmm. Why would she take it?Copy !req
1288. She's not even a fan.Copy !req
1289. She'll probably
sell itCopy !req
1290. to buy makeup and
other girl stuff.Copy !req
1291. Let's go.Copy !req
1292. You know, I could sell
your stupid costumeCopy !req
1293. for makeup and
other girl stuff.Copy !req
1294. Vicky, the fear you instilledCopy !req
1295. in the young ones
was enchanting.Copy !req
1296. Oh, you talk funny.Copy !req
1297. Are you from Europe
or something?Copy !req
1298. I'm a warrior prince
from Yugo Potamia.Copy !req
1299. My name is Mark.Copy !req
1300. Ugh! You're a foreign
exchange student.Copy !req
1301. Take off that
stupid costume.Copy !req
1302. Does this form not please you?Copy !req
1303. Look, if you want
to please me so much,Copy !req
1304. why don't you make me
a chocolate shake?Copy !req
1305. Chocolate?Copy !req
1306. That's, like,
the foulest substanceCopy !req
1307. known on my planet!Copy !req
1308. You rock.Copy !req
1309. Alien toy, we're here
to save you from Vicky.Copy !req
1310. I do not wish
to be saved from Vicky.Copy !req
1311. Vicky's the foulest,Copy !req
1312. most evil creature
in the universe.Copy !req
1313. I know. Isn't she awesome?Copy !req
1314. You two will makeCopy !req
1315. excellent
appetizers
for Vicky.Copy !req
1316. Cool. This is just
like what happenedCopy !req
1317. in today's Crash Nebula episode.Copy !req
1318. How can anyone fall in love
with her?Copy !req
1319. Uh, Timmy, uh,
there's somethingCopy !req
1320. we've got to show you.Copy !req
1321. Seems like we
have less time
than we thought.Copy !req
1322. Oh, no. I better go talk
to the alien's parents.Copy !req
1323. Maybe they can talk some
sense into their son.Copy !req
1324. Good idea.Copy !req
1325. We can't destroy true love.Copy !req
1326. But parents can.Copy !req
1327. Halt!Copy !req
1328. Who goes there?Copy !req
1329. Cosmo, Wanda
and Timmy of Earth.Copy !req
1330. We need to speak
with Mark's parents.Copy !req
1331. If the King
and Queen you
wish to see,Copy !req
1332. then you must face
the perils three.Copy !req
1333. Now, puny human,
you must skip acrossCopy !req
1334. the dreadedCopy !req
1335. field of flowers.Copy !req
1336. They're beautiful.Copy !req
1337. I mean, gasp!Copy !req
1338. Well, here
goes nothing.Copy !req
1339. Really.Copy !req
1340. Amazing.Copy !req
1341. The flowers
touch his skin,Copy !req
1342. but he neither
bleeds nor burns.Copy !req
1343. Behold, the
second task.Copy !req
1344. You must hug the
galaxy's cutestCopy !req
1345. and softest
teddy bear.Copy !req
1346. You can do it, Timmy.Copy !req
1347. The fate of the
Earth depends on it.Copy !req
1348. Oh, all right.Copy !req
1349. I love you.Copy !req
1350. We don't
understand!Copy !req
1351. He didn't burst
into flames.Copy !req
1352. Never fear, my queen.Copy !req
1353. Not even our mightiest warriors
can surviveCopy !req
1354. the final task.Copy !req
1355. Is that...?Copy !req
1356. It can't be.
It is!Copy !req
1357. Chocolate.Copy !req
1358. Not so high
and mighty now,Copy !req
1359. are you, Earth punk?Copy !req
1360. For your last
task, you mustCopy !req
1361. eat the
chocolate bar.Copy !req
1362. Sure!Copy !req
1363. I mean, not chocolate!Copy !req
1364. Anything but that!Copy !req
1365. Please don't make me eat it.Copy !req
1366. Hey, there's peanuts in it.Copy !req
1367. You are trulyCopy !req
1368. the foulest creature
in the universe.Copy !req
1369. You may speak to
the king and queen.Copy !req
1370. A mere child has passed
our toughest test.Copy !req
1371. Your kind are very powerful
indeed.Copy !req
1372. Oh, please,
don't hurt us.Copy !req
1373. We just want our son back.Copy !req
1374. I, Timmy, candy-crunching
warrior of Earth,Copy !req
1375. have good news and bad news.Copy !req
1376. The good news is,
I've named my nickel Philip.Copy !req
1377. What's the bad news?Copy !req
1378. It's a girl nickel.Copy !req
1379. There's a problem
with an Earth girl.Copy !req
1380. He's fallen in love with her.Copy !req
1381. I, in my race
of flower-skipping,Copy !req
1382. bear-hugging,
chocolate-eating warriors,Copy !req
1383. will not stand for this.Copy !req
1384. W-We will
talk to Mark.Copy !req
1385. We'll set
things straight.Copy !req
1386. Just don't eat the
chocolate again!Copy !req
1387. Okay, dudes,Copy !req
1388. things aren't going well
with Vicky,Copy !req
1389. so I've decided to
suck out your brainsCopy !req
1390. and give them
to her as gifts.Copy !req
1391. You can suck
out our minds,Copy !req
1392. livers and spleens,Copy !req
1393. but we will
never surrender.Copy !req
1394. Silence, puny Earth children!Copy !req
1395. No one can save you now.Copy !req
1396. Tim Nebula!Copy !req
1397. Intergalactic scum,
your reign of terror ends now.Copy !req
1398. Excellent!Copy !req
1399. Another brain
I can giveCopy !req
1400. to Vicky.Copy !req
1401. Oh, what now?Copy !req
1402. Hello.Copy !req
1403. We're Mr.
and Mrs...Copy !req
1404. Chang, and we've come
to pick up our son, Mark.Copy !req
1405. Mark, get out here!Copy !req
1406. My beloved calls me.Copy !req
1407. I'll be back to suck your brains
out in a moment.Copy !req
1408. Later.Copy !req
1409. Mother, Father,Copy !req
1410. what are you
doing here?Copy !req
1411. Mark, enough of
this foolishness.Copy !req
1412. It's time
to go, pal.Copy !req
1413. I cannot go
with you,Copy !req
1414. for I am in
love with Vicky.Copy !req
1415. You see, she taught
me something today.Copy !req
1416. It does not matterCopy !req
1417. how hideous you
are on the outside,Copy !req
1418. but how evil and
vicious you areCopy !req
1419. on the inside.Copy !req
1420. Right? Am I right?Copy !req
1421. Well, if you're in love...Copy !req
1422. Uh... No, son.Copy !req
1423. It would never work.Copy !req
1424. She's not
where we're from.Copy !req
1425. You mean, Europe?Copy !req
1426. Okay.Copy !req
1427. Mark, listen to your father
and go back to the ship.Copy !req
1428. I mean, car.Copy !req
1429. Whatever.Copy !req
1430. I'll never forget you, Mark,Copy !req
1431. foreign-exchange student
from Yugo Pa...Copy !req
1432. Europe!Copy !req
1433. Hey, I found a nickel.Copy !req
1434. Philip!Copy !req
1435. Timmy, that was
the best gameCopy !req
1436. of Crash
Nebula ever!Copy !req
1437. Dude, you rock.Copy !req
1438. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
1439. Will Timmy's secretCopy !req
1440. ever be exposed?Copy !req
1441. Will CosmoCopy !req
1442. and Philip the Nickel ever
be reunited?Copy !req
1443. Tune in next week for another
exciting episode ofCopy !req
1444. The Fairly OddParents.Copy !req
1445. Cool!Copy !req
1446. Good morning, Dimmsdale!Copy !req
1447. I'm Bob.Copy !req
1448. And I'm Bob, and
we're Dimmsdale'sCopy !req
1449. radio voices of
summertime fun.Copy !req
1450. Get ready for some
big waves, big sun...Copy !req
1451. And big fun!Copy !req
1452. What was that?Copy !req
1453. It's the first surfboardCopy !req
1454. to crash through
the window of summer. Yay!Copy !req
1455. Oh, boy, that means
it's summer vacation.Copy !req
1456. And best of all,Copy !req
1457. my parents get two weeks offCopy !req
1458. which means...Copy !req
1459. No Vicky for two weeks!Copy !req
1460. Oh, Timmy!Copy !req
1461. We've got two weeks off.Copy !req
1462. Are you ready
to have your head explodeCopy !req
1463. from the greatest
summer vacationCopy !req
1464. of your ten-year-old life?Copy !req
1465. You bet!Copy !req
1466. These are going to be
the greatest two weeks ever.Copy !req
1467. For the next two weeks,Copy !req
1468. the Bob and Bob Show
is brought to youCopy !req
1469. by Vicky's Baby-sitting Service.Copy !req
1470. What?Copy !req
1471. That catchy jingle reminds me,Copy !req
1472. I don't want my summer
to be lame and icky.Copy !req
1473. We should pick up the phone,Copy !req
1474. and call Vicky.
And call Vicky.Copy !req
1475. Why am I putting
tanning oil on the house?Copy !req
1476. Because Vicky said so,Copy !req
1477. and she's on the radio.Copy !req
1478. Besides, don't you want
a nice, tan house?Copy !req
1479. Good-bye,
Mr. And Mrs. Turner.Copy !req
1480. And hello
eight bucks an hour.Copy !req
1481. I hope Chester and AJ
don't get sucked into this.Copy !req
1482. Man,Copy !req
1483. this is going to take all day.Copy !req
1484. How convenient.Copy !req
1485. That's how long we'll
be at the beach.Copy !req
1486. And how long I'll
be baby-sitting you.Copy !req
1487. You missed a spot,
Captain Cranium.Copy !req
1488. Where?Copy !req
1489. Everywhere!Copy !req
1490. When you're done movingCopy !req
1491. that 500-pound engine block
to the backyard,Copy !req
1492. make sure you move
the other 500-pound engine blockCopy !req
1493. out here to the front yard.Copy !req
1494. Why don't I get to go out
and play?Copy !req
1495. You are out,
and I'm playing.Copy !req
1496. Just like the radio said.Copy !req
1497. Hop in.Copy !req
1498. It's a chore-free summer.Copy !req
1499. Faster, slaves!Copy !req
1500. Hey, Timmy.Copy !req
1501. Maybe a little music
will cheer you up.Copy !req
1502. Man, that's
one catchy jingle.Copy !req
1503. That does it!Copy !req
1504. I'm not going to let Vicky
use radio to ruinCopy !req
1505. the only two weeks of summer
I have with my parents.Copy !req
1506. What are you going to do?Copy !req
1507. I'm going to fight radio
with radio.Copy !req
1508. Okay, guys.Copy !req
1509. Let's make this place an awesome
high-tech radio station.Copy !req
1510. What do I get to do?
What do I get to do?Copy !req
1511. You can be
the traffic copter.Copy !req
1512. Hey, I can see your house
from here.Copy !req
1513. Man, your house is tan.Copy !req
1514. Time to save summer
and get Vicky off the air.Copy !req
1515. And now here's Wanda
with the news.Copy !req
1516. Vicky's going to kill you when
she finds out what you're doing.Copy !req
1517. I've already
got that covered.Copy !req
1518. I wish I had a magic microphoneCopy !req
1519. that will totally
disguise my voice.Copy !req
1520. Solid.Copy !req
1521. Hello, Dimmsdale.Copy !req
1522. It's me, Ti... Ti...Copy !req
1523. I mean, Double "T"
in the morning.Copy !req
1524. And I'm not a ten-year-old boy.Copy !req
1525. I'm a man.Copy !req
1526. A big, strong man.Copy !req
1527. And it's time to bring some love
back to this summer.Copy !req
1528. Vicky's Baby-sitting Service.
Please hold.Copy !req
1529. Vicky's Baby-sitting Service.
Please hold.Copy !req
1530. Ruining other people's
summer vacationCopy !req
1531. makes this
the best summer vacation ever.Copy !req
1532. This is Double "T" telling youCopy !req
1533. to stop using
Vicky's Baby-sitting Service...Copy !req
1534. and start using your summer
for family fun.Copy !req
1535. The Double "T" in morning showCopy !req
1536. is brought to you
by Vicky Stinks.Copy !req
1537. Remember, Vicky Stinks.Copy !req
1538. What adult in their right mindCopy !req
1539. would listen to that big,
strong man's lame ad?Copy !req
1540. Oh, Vicky?Copy !req
1541. I've come for my money backCopy !req
1542. because Double "T"
said you stink.Copy !req
1543. Now let's get a traffic report
from our Cosmo Copter.Copy !req
1544. Well, Double "T",
as you can see,Copy !req
1545. it seems like every parent
in DimmsdaleCopy !req
1546. is leaving the beach
and headed home.Copy !req
1547. It's working.Copy !req
1548. And now I'm going to make sure
that parents and kidsCopy !req
1549. have the best Vicky-free summer
of their lives.Copy !req
1550. Yes, that's what a phone
would sound likeCopy !req
1551. if it were actually ringing
at Vicky's Baby-sitting Service,Copy !req
1552. which it's not.Copy !req
1553. Yay, Double "T"!Copy !req
1554. Cowabunga!
Cowabunga!
Cowabunga!Copy !req
1555. And with the last few daysCopy !req
1556. of your parents' vacations
winding down,Copy !req
1557. let's go to our Cosmo Copter
for a special report.Copy !req
1558. Well, Double "T", it looks
like Vicky's out of business,Copy !req
1559. and her acne is acting up.Copy !req
1560. Hey! How does he know that?Copy !req
1561. And now I think I should go.Copy !req
1562. And now she's chasing me,
and her acne is still acting up.Copy !req
1563. You don't think Cosmo
would be dumb enoughCopy !req
1564. to come straight here with
Vicky following him, do you?Copy !req
1565. Actually, yes.Copy !req
1566. Hide!Copy !req
1567. You!Copy !req
1568. You're Double "T"
in the morning?Copy !req
1569. No, I'm not.Copy !req
1570. You might have ruined
my businessCopy !req
1571. and my summer,Copy !req
1572. but I'm going to ruinCopy !req
1573. the rest of your life.Copy !req
1574. Hey, this microphone
uses technologyCopy !req
1575. to make your voice deep
and irresistible.Copy !req
1576. Sure, let's go with that.Copy !req
1577. Which means everyone will thinkCopy !req
1578. I'm you.Copy !req
1579. No, let's not go with that.Copy !req
1580. Hello, Dimmsdale.Copy !req
1581. This is Double "T"
in the morning sayingCopy !req
1582. I'm not a big, strong man.Copy !req
1583. I'm just twerpy Timmy Turner
using a fancy microphone.Copy !req
1584. I'm just a dumb ten-year-old
that tricked all of you parentsCopy !req
1585. into wasting your summer
on your kids.Copy !req
1586. All parents are morons.Copy !req
1587. Hey, you can't say
"moron" on the radio.Copy !req
1588. You can only say it on TV.Copy !req
1589. I like ponies and unicorns
with long eyelashes.Copy !req
1590. And if you want to tear me
limb from limb,Copy !req
1591. my studio is in a tree
behind Timmy's house.Copy !req
1592. And so you can't smooth talk
your way out of this...Copy !req
1593. Is that an angry mob
approaching?Copy !req
1594. Well,
my work here is done.Copy !req
1595. I got to get out of here.Copy !req
1596. I...Copy !req
1597. Rats.Copy !req
1598. There's the studio!Copy !req
1599. That's where Double "T" is!Copy !req
1600. Let's get him!Copy !req
1601. Let's get him!
Get him! Get him!Copy !req
1602. Okay, okay, my fairy godparents
have disappeared,Copy !req
1603. and my parents are coming
to tear me limb from limb.Copy !req
1604. There's only one thing to do
at a time like this:Copy !req
1605. Stop!Copy !req
1606. Now you listen up, kids.Copy !req
1607. We love you and we respect you,Copy !req
1608. but we're going to have
to go up thereCopy !req
1609. and tear Double "T"
limb from limb!Copy !req
1610. Yeah, it said so on the radio.Copy !req
1611. But that kid up there
isn't Double "T."Copy !req
1612. I am.Copy !req
1613. No, me.Copy !req
1614. I am Double "T" in the morning.Copy !req
1615. Ground me, if you dare.Copy !req
1616. Luke, I am your father.Copy !req
1617. Man, this thing is cool.Copy !req
1618. Well,
we can't ground all of you.Copy !req
1619. Unless the radio tells us to.Copy !req
1620. Sure you can.Copy !req
1621. And when you need somebody
to watch your grounded kids,Copy !req
1622. you can get your baby-sitterCopy !req
1623. from Vicky's
Baby-sitting Service.Copy !req
1624. Hey,Copy !req
1625. I heard about that on the radio.Copy !req
1626. Stop!Copy !req
1627. Don't ground them.Copy !req
1628. They're not the ones
who tricked you.Copy !req
1629. It was me.Copy !req
1630. But, come on,Copy !req
1631. all I did
was use the power of the radioCopy !req
1632. to bring us all togetherCopy !req
1633. for a head-exploding two weeks
of family summer fun.Copy !req
1634. Was that such a bad thing?Copy !req
1635. Well, no.Copy !req
1636. But Double "T" said parents
were morons.Copy !req
1637. But I didn't say that.Copy !req
1638. Vicky did.Copy !req
1639. Yeah, right.Copy !req
1640. Prove it, twerp.Copy !req
1641. Nobody move.Copy !req
1642. We represent the Federal
Communications Commission.Copy !req
1643. Which one of youCopy !req
1644. is Double "T"
in the morning?Copy !req
1645. She's Double "T" in the morning.Copy !req
1646. What?Copy !req
1647. Come on.Copy !req
1648. I'm not Double "T."Copy !req
1649. He's Double "T."Copy !req
1650. You can't say "moron"
on the radio.Copy !req
1651. You can only say it
on television.Copy !req
1652. Let's go, punk.Copy !req
1653. No!Copy !req
1654. I just had two weeks
of head-exploding summer fun,Copy !req
1655. and Vicky's going to rot
in the federal jail.Copy !req
1656. Can this summer
get any better?Copy !req
1657. Who wants to go to the beach?Copy !req
1658. We do!Copy !req
1659. Families rule!Copy !req
1660. And Vicky's a moron.Copy !req
1661. And I'm not a fairy.Copy !req
1662. I'm a man.Copy !req
1663. A big, strong man.Copy !req
1664. It was really nice of youCopy !req
1665. to take us to the Pointy Crown,
Mama Cosma.Copy !req
1666. Well, it is
Fairy World'sCopy !req
1667. most famous restaurant.Copy !req
1668. Only the finestCopy !req
1669. for my little Cosmo-lulu.Copy !req
1670. And it was really nice of you
to invite Timmy and Wanda.Copy !req
1671. Hi, Timmy and Wanda.Copy !req
1672. Did we have to come
to Fairy WorldCopy !req
1673. to have lunch with Cosmo's mom?Copy !req
1674. You know what a mama's boy
Cosmo is.Copy !req
1675. The only time
she ever includes us...Copy !req
1676. is when it involvesCopy !req
1677. some sinister plot
to get rid of you.Copy !req
1678. And to get him
to move back home with her.Copy !req
1679. Would you like
some chocolate pudding?Copy !req
1680. That depends.Copy !req
1681. Which door did
you come out of?Copy !req
1682. Excuse me, are you Cosmo?Copy !req
1683. That's what it says
on my undies...Copy !req
1684. and they've never lied
to me before.Copy !req
1685. How can we help you,
mysterious waiterCopy !req
1686. whom I've never seen before?Copy !req
1687. I'm not really a waiter.Copy !req
1688. I'm Billy Crystalball.Copy !req
1689. And that's not really pudding.Copy !req
1690. It's really Fairy World's
favorite TV show...Copy !req
1691. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1692. This is so unexpected.Copy !req
1693. I'm just as surprised
as you are.Copy !req
1694. Even though I'm not.Copy !req
1695. Hi, Timmy! Hi, Wanda!Copy !req
1696. What?Copy !req
1697. This has to be
some sort of diabolical plot.Copy !req
1698. Timmy, ordinarily
I'd agree with you...Copy !req
1699. but the slight concussionCopy !req
1700. is making me less suspicious.Copy !req
1701. Has that hat
always been orange?Copy !req
1702. Welcome to the show
where we honor a special guestCopy !req
1703. by reliving the highlights
of their lives.Copy !req
1704. Cosmo,
do you recognize this voice?Copy !req
1705. I love my little Cosmo dearly,
and ever since he was born,Copy !req
1706. I've been terrified
of losing him.Copy !req
1707. I remember
when Cosmo got his first wand.Copy !req
1708. Come on, Cosmo,Copy !req
1709. fly to Daddy.Copy !req
1710. Give Mommy the wand, Cosmo.Copy !req
1711. Give Mommy the wand!Copy !req
1712. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!Copy !req
1713. Cosmo had many interests—
whether it was art...Copy !req
1714. I'm going to make a daisy.Copy !req
1715. An exploding daisy.Copy !req
1716. He also loved sports.Copy !req
1717. Pull!Copy !req
1718. Snowball!Copy !req
1719. Who's that idiot
with the green hair?Copy !req
1720. It was after that
you were sentenced, I mean sent,Copy !req
1721. to a special school
for special fairy childrenCopy !req
1722. like you.Copy !req
1723. Cosmo, do you
recognize this rage?Copy !req
1724. Cosmo!Copy !req
1725. You bumbling idiot!Copy !req
1726. That could be anybody.Copy !req
1727. It is me, Jorgen Von Strangle—
toughest fairy in the universe!Copy !req
1728. Wait, it's on the tip
of my tongue.Copy !req
1729. We brought Jorgen here
to tell usCopy !req
1730. about your fun-filled days
at the Fairy Academy.Copy !req
1731. Ah, yes, I remember the pain
like it was yesterday.Copy !req
1732. I was a five-star
fairy commanderCopy !req
1733. when Cosmo
voluntarily joined usCopy !req
1734. at the Fairy Academy.Copy !req
1735. No! I don't want to go!Copy !req
1736. Mommy!Copy !req
1737. Welcome to the Fairy Academy.Copy !req
1738. Present wands!Copy !req
1739. And by "present
wands," I meanCopy !req
1740. don't do anythingCopy !req
1741. to embarrass me in
front of the brass.Copy !req
1742. Snowball!Copy !req
1743. You—Copy !req
1744. clean toilets forever.Copy !req
1745. But Cosmo improved
over time, right?Copy !req
1746. Wrong!Copy !req
1747. No matter where Cosmo
was taken for training,Copy !req
1748. it ended in disaster,Copy !req
1749. whether it was the shining
utopia that was Pompeii...Copy !req
1750. I know how
to make it warmer.Copy !req
1751. the sparkling utopia
that was Atlantis...Copy !req
1752. I know how
to make it cleaner.Copy !req
1753. or the high-tech, gleaming
utopia that was once Xanadu.Copy !req
1754. I call it Pittsburgh.Copy !req
1755. Those poor people—Copy !req
1756. we can never rebuild
their lives.Copy !req
1757. I lost every one
of my five stars that day,Copy !req
1758. and it is all your fault!Copy !req
1759. I will grind your
bones into dust!Copy !req
1760. Seriously, who was that guy?Copy !req
1761. Wow, that Cosmo
is a total idiot.Copy !req
1762. He's a danger to himself
and everyone around him.Copy !req
1763. I can't wait to vote
so we can take his wand awayCopy !req
1764. and make him move back home
with his mama.Copy !req
1765. What?Copy !req
1766. You mean the audience
gets to voteCopy !req
1767. on whether Cosmo
gets to stay a
godparent or not?Copy !req
1768. I don't remember
that being part of the show.Copy !req
1769. Oh, the ratings
were going down,Copy !req
1770. so they added that
during Season Three.Copy !req
1771. I knew it.Copy !req
1772. I knew
there was a reasonCopy !req
1773. Mama Cosmo
was being so nice to us.Copy !req
1774. It's another plot to get Cosmo
away from you, and me!Copy !req
1775. Whatever gave you that
completely correct idea?Copy !req
1776. Over my dead body.Copy !req
1777. Oh, you figured out
the rest of the plan.Copy !req
1778. Cosmo, do you recognize
this voice?Copy !req
1779. Cosmo! Your mother
is trying to
separate us again!Copy !req
1780. Um... Denise?Copy !req
1781. This whole thing is a plotCopy !req
1782. to get you all to think
Cosmo's a bad fairyCopy !req
1783. and get him to lose his jobCopy !req
1784. and move back home
with his mother.Copy !req
1785. Bridget?Copy !req
1786. But I have one special clip
that will showCopy !req
1787. what a wonderful husband,
fairy and friend Cosmo can be.Copy !req
1788. Jorgen!Copy !req
1789. Ah! We're doomed!Copy !req
1790. Who can save us?Copy !req
1791. Me, Cosmo!Copy !req
1792. The greatest fairy ever!Copy !req
1793. Stop the clip!Copy !req
1794. See? Cosmo actually saved usCopy !req
1795. from a horrible,
clichéd death.Copy !req
1796. That is impressive.Copy !req
1797. Let him keep his job.Copy !req
1798. Roll the rest
of the clip.Copy !req
1799. I'll just set you down
nice and safeCopy !req
1800. on these shiny metal tracks.Copy !req
1801. And to keep you warm,
here's a rope coat.Copy !req
1802. Stop the clip!Copy !req
1803. See, he's terrible.Copy !req
1804. Send him home.Copy !req
1805. Roll the rest of the clip.Copy !req
1806. Roll the rest of the clip!Copy !req
1807. That's a relief.Copy !req
1808. Roll the rest of the clip!Copy !req
1809. See?Copy !req
1810. You were never
in any danger.Copy !req
1811. See? Ah!Copy !req
1812. Roll the rest of the clip!Copy !req
1813. I don't understand why
this one section of trackCopy !req
1814. is separate from the
rest of the tracks.Copy !req
1815. That's because
it's on quicksand.Copy !req
1816. Wow, that was quick.Copy !req
1817. Okay, I think we've seen enough.Copy !req
1818. Audience, it's up to you.Copy !req
1819. Does Cosmo
keep his job,Copy !req
1820. or do we rip
his wings offCopy !req
1821. and send him home
to his mama?Copy !req
1822. Stop!Copy !req
1823. This isn't fair.Copy !req
1824. You can't take Cosmo
away from meCopy !req
1825. without seeing my clips.Copy !req
1826. Wanda, I wish I
had some clips—Copy !req
1827. clips that show
what a great job Cosmo doesCopy !req
1828. as my fairy godparent.Copy !req
1829. You wanted a big
glass of cider?Copy !req
1830. I thought you said
a hungry spider.Copy !req
1831. Lawnmower? I thought you said
flame thrower.Copy !req
1832. I thought you said
plastic surgery.Copy !req
1833. I'm keeping them.Copy !req
1834. See? No matter
how horrible
things get for me...Copy !req
1835. Or me.
Whatever.Copy !req
1836. You can always
count on CosmoCopy !req
1837. to be there for me
and cheer me up.Copy !req
1838. He's not just my
fairy godparent.Copy !req
1839. I'm his godkid,Copy !req
1840. and I don't want to lose himCopy !req
1841. any more than
Wanda does.Copy !req
1842. It's up to you,Copy !req
1843. the fairy audience.Copy !req
1844. Does Cosmo stay with TimmyCopy !req
1845. or go home
with his mommy?Copy !req
1846. Oh, no.Copy !req
1847. They're going to vote
him back to his mama.Copy !req
1848. We have to do something.Copy !req
1849. Hey,Copy !req
1850. before you push that button,Copy !req
1851. think about it.Copy !req
1852. Do you really want him back here
in Fairy World?Copy !req
1853. And in
a landslide victory,Copy !req
1854. it looks like CosmoCopy !req
1855. gets to stay
with his fairy godchild!Copy !req
1856. I can't believeCopy !req
1857. after all those heart-rending,
tear-jerking moments,Copy !req
1858. you still voted
to take Cosmo away from me.Copy !req
1859. Oh, no.Copy !req
1860. after seeing how
Cosmo tortured Wanda,Copy !req
1861. I actually voted to
let him stay with you.Copy !req
1862. Then who was the one person
who voted to send him home?Copy !req
1863. What? I didn't do it.Copy !req
1864. I'm just practicing
my whistling.Copy !req
1865. Hey, I keep pressingCopy !req
1866. the "go home" button,
but we're still here.Copy !req
1867. I wish we could just go home.Copy !req
1868. You got it, Timmy.Copy !req
1869. One fire-breathing,
three-headed hydra coming up.Copy !req
1870. We'll save this one
for next year's clip package.Copy !req