1. Bed, twerp!Copy !req
2. Wands and wings!Copy !req
3. Floaty crowny things!Copy !req
4. Obtuse, rubber goose,
green moose, guava juice.Copy !req
5. Giant snake, birthday cake,
large fries, chocolate shake!Copy !req
6. He's gaining on us.Copy !req
7. Chester! AJ! Surrender!Copy !req
8. Whoa, that's it
on the Mexican brunches.Copy !req
9. Hurry!Copy !req
10. We've got to getCopy !req
11. this component to my house.Copy !req
12. Almost there!Copy !req
13. Whoa!Copy !req
14. Whoa, genius, with the last hope
for humanityCopy !req
15. dangling for his life.Copy !req
16. AJ, go!Copy !req
17. I'll stay here
and hold him off.Copy !req
18. But...Copy !req
19. Go!Copy !req
20. Before it's too late.Copy !req
21. Now I know why I never got
these things taken off.Copy !req
22. Ha!Copy !req
23. You'll never stop us!Copy !req
24. Hey! You stopped me.Copy !req
25. Now I can go back to the pastCopy !req
26. and make sure none of this
ever happens.Copy !req
27. You thought you were going
to use your time travel beltCopy !req
28. to return Dimmsdale to its
former glory, didn't you?Copy !req
29. Think again.Copy !req
30. Last two apprehended,
Your Majesty.Copy !req
31. No, there's
still one more.Copy !req
32. But now that I have
the time travel belt,Copy !req
33. I know exactly where
to find him in the past.Copy !req
34. And once I find him,Copy !req
35. there will be no one
left to stop me!Copy !req
36. Me! Vicky!Copy !req
37. Supreme Ruler of the Earth!Copy !req
38. I'm so happy.Copy !req
39. I can't wait to babysit Timmy
today.Copy !req
40. Let's see if I have everything
I needCopy !req
41. to ensure the proper amount
of quality child supervision.Copy !req
42. Ear cleaner...Copy !req
43. nostril scrubber...Copy !req
44. and painful high-speed
clothes dryer.Copy !req
45. And that's everything I need
to make his life terribleCopy !req
46. and my life fun.Copy !req
47. I just hope in my heartCopy !req
48. that someday I'll be able to
make the whole world miserable.Copy !req
49. But for now my hate belongs
to Timmy.Copy !req
50. Me, Vicky, Supreme Ruler
of Hating Timmy!Copy !req
51. Hello, Dimmsdale.Copy !req
52. I'm Chet Ubetchu
with today's editorial,Copy !req
53. which technically makes it
a CHET-I-TORIAL television.Copy !req
54. It can help and it can hurt.Copy !req
55. But can it help hurt?Copy !req
56. Is it causing kids to do
stupid and violent things?Copy !req
57. Take, for example, the wildly
popular animated kung fuCopy !req
58. monster trading card series,
Maho Mushi.Copy !req
59. Is it causing kids to do stupid
and violent things?Copy !req
60. My legs!Copy !req
61. My arms!Copy !req
62. Ay, my neck!Copy !req
63. My gosh, this is a cool show!Copy !req
64. Let me answer
my own rhetorical questionCopy !req
65. with a non-rhetorical "yes!"Copy !req
66. But on the bright side,
we can all take solaceCopy !req
67. that the day will never come
that a child could imitateCopy !req
68. this.Copy !req
69. I can't believe the day has come
that we can imitate this!Copy !req
70. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
71. And I would never be able
to do it without you guys!Copy !req
72. Yeah, but are you
sure you know
what you're doing?Copy !req
73. Of course.Copy !req
74. I know Maho Mushi better
than any show on television.Copy !req
75. I can't believe
you never thoughtCopy !req
76. to wish for the Maho
Mushi kid crusher before.Copy !req
77. Timmy, I don't know—Copy !req
78. watching dangerous stunts on TV
is one thing,Copy !req
79. but performing them in real life
feels really dangerous!Copy !req
80. What makes you say that?Copy !req
81. Wanda! I wish forCopy !req
82. the Banzai Bubble!Copy !req
83. Finally!Copy !req
84. I'm a shoe-in to win
"Cleanest Office",Copy !req
85. the one trophy I'll haveCopy !req
86. that my archenemy
Dinkleberg won't.Copy !req
87. Congratulations, Turner.Copy !req
88. You win the Cleanest Office...
Good heavens!Copy !req
89. Dinkleberg, quick, take this
and the raise that goes with it.Copy !req
90. Neat!Copy !req
91. Dinkleberg...Copy !req
92. This is the hardest homeCopy !req
93. I've ever had to sell,
but here you go, Mr. Joel.Copy !req
94. Here are the keys to
your new glass house.Copy !req
95. Thanks.Copy !req
96. You know, I didn't
want to buy this,Copy !req
97. but you really
wore me down.Copy !req
98. Just don't throw
any stones.Copy !req
99. Once I hand you the keys,
it's not my problem anymore.Copy !req
100. I'll get a broom.Copy !req
101. Honey, our son just bounced
wildly through my office,Copy !req
102. destroying everything!Copy !req
103. Yes! Have you seen him?Copy !req
104. And he just destroyed the house
I was about to sell.Copy !req
105. Uh... ta-dah.Copy !req
106. You wouldn't be able to do thisCopy !req
107. if I had the Maho Mushi
parent puncher!Copy !req
108. Excellent.Copy !req
109. Mine for the taking.Copy !req
110. So you want
to have our coffee here?Copy !req
111. Sure. I brought a whole
bunch of doughnuts.Copy !req
112. We can sit
on the DumpsterCopy !req
113. for hours and hours
and talk about life.Copy !req
114. You could have killed yourself.Copy !req
115. Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,
Maho Mushi,Copy !req
116. Maho Mushi,
Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,Copy !req
117. Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi,
Maho Mushi, Maho Mushi...Copy !req
118. Gee. Is this
what you were imitating?Copy !req
119. It's Dictator Week
on the Biographical Channel,Copy !req
120. Channel 298
on Dimmidelphia Cable.Copy !req
121. See if you have what it takes
to be a dictator.Copy !req
122. Must... watch...Copy !req
123. Maho Mushi.Copy !req
124. Honestly, Timmy,Copy !req
125. someday you're going to have to
grow up.Copy !req
126. You're not a baby
anymore, you know?Copy !req
127. You dented a 747,Copy !req
128. destroyed Mr. Joel's
glass house,Copy !req
129. and worse,Copy !req
130. Dinkleberg won my plaque!Copy !req
131. Fetch, Dinkledog!Copy !req
132. Hi, Turner!Copy !req
133. Better luck next month!Copy !req
134. Dinkleberg!Copy !req
135. I was watching that!Copy !req
136. Timmy, if we can't trust youCopy !req
137. not to imitate television,Copy !req
138. maybe you can't be trusted
to even watch television.Copy !req
139. You're grounded, Mister.Copy !req
140. And that means no TV either!Copy !req
141. What? You can't do that to me!Copy !req
142. Ha! Not without help.Copy !req
143. That's why we had
Vicky come over,Copy !req
144. to make sure
you don't watch
any televisionCopy !req
145. while we go out.Copy !req
146. Yeah, because
we're not grounded.Copy !req
147. Hi, Mr. And Mrs. Turner!Copy !req
148. Don't worry—Copy !req
149. the only thing Timmy's going
to watch while I'm hereCopy !req
150. is his mouth.Copy !req
151. No, don't leave me
with her.Copy !req
152. She's evil!Copy !req
153. Evil? Evil?Copy !req
154. Uh, uh... that's silly.Copy !req
155. Would an evil person
bring gifts?Copy !req
156. Wow,Copy !req
157. a glass house that reminds me
of how furious I am at Timmy.Copy !req
158. Mmm...Copy !req
159. And this plaqueCopy !req
160. is twice as good
as Dinkleberg's.Copy !req
161. I should go gloat.Copy !req
162. Bye!Copy !req
163. Now, then...
did somebody say "evil"?Copy !req
164. Phew!Copy !req
165. Oh, gee, Mom and Dad have
grounded me from watching TV.Copy !req
166. Whatever is a boy with fairies
to do?Copy !req
167. Uh, Timmy, your parents
said no TVCopy !req
168. and they
left Vicky hereCopy !req
169. to make sure
you don't watch it!Copy !req
170. So?Copy !req
171. They didn't listen to me
about Vicky.Copy !req
172. Why should I listen to them
about anything?Copy !req
173. Because
they're your parents,Copy !req
174. then you have to start
listening to them!Copy !req
175. They only want what's best
for youCopy !req
176. and we're not always
going to be around,
you know.Copy !req
177. You're right, Wanda.Copy !req
178. You're going to stay right hereCopy !req
179. and make sure Vicky doesn't see
what I'm doingCopy !req
180. while I wish for a magic remote
that lets me go in TV.Copy !req
181. That way, technically,
I'm not disobeying them.Copy !req
182. Oh, nice loophole.Copy !req
183. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
184. Fairy Mason?Copy !req
185. Uh, you know, there are
easier ways to get on TV.Copy !req
186. Have you considered
a slow-speed chase?Copy !req
187. Let's get televised!Copy !req
188. I've got a bad feeling
about this.Copy !req
189. Quiet!Copy !req
190. I'm watching Timmy.Copy !req
191. Cool! I'm in the TV universe!Copy !req
192. Wow, so many choices,
I don't know where to start.Copy !req
193. But since this thing only hasCopy !req
194. a channel-up
and a channel-down button,Copy !req
195. I guess we'll start
at Channel One.Copy !req
196. Sweet! I'm in The Futurellis!Copy !req
197. The show about a futuristic
Italian-American family.Copy !req
198. The cool thing about this showCopy !req
199. is that all the characters
are robots.Copy !req
200. The parents leave their kids
with robots all the time.Copy !req
201. If those robots try
to boss me around,Copy !req
202. I'll just reprogram them.Copy !req
203. Hey, nice ship.Copy !req
204. It'd be a shame
if something happened to it.Copy !req
205. Hey, that cat
owes me money!Copy !req
206. I'm good for it!Copy !req
207. I only have three more lives!Copy !req
208. I need two more days!Copy !req
209. Maria!Copy !req
210. Stop this crazy thing!Copy !req
211. But why should I be
in just one show...Copy !req
212. when I can be in all of them?Copy !req
213. I'm in Carpet Critters!Copy !req
214. I can't walk, talk,
eat solid foods,Copy !req
215. or take care of myself
in any way.Copy !req
216. I'm going to have
baby adventures!Copy !req
217. Hey! What am I supposed to doCopy !req
218. for the rest of the show?Copy !req
219. Boy, this stuff writes itself.Copy !req
220. Where's he going?Copy !req
221. Eh, he's a baby—
he's going in his diapers.Copy !req
222. And now he's going
number three!Copy !req
223. Cool! Channel Three!Copy !req
224. This must be
the home of the showCopy !req
225. where parents
are rarely seen.Copy !req
226. Hey, Heavy Hal!Copy !req
227. Can I jam with the band?Copy !req
228. Yo, yo, yo, join in the show.Copy !req
229. Ha!Copy !req
230. You're playing a pooper-scooper!Copy !req
231. Ew! I hope Timmy
washes his hands.Copy !req
232. And those filthy kids!Copy !req
233. Hey, squirt, open up!Copy !req
234. Cosmo, it's Vicky!
Don't worry,Copy !req
235. I have a plan.Copy !req
236. Okay!Copy !req
237. What's going on in here?Copy !req
238. Leave me alone!Copy !req
239. Can't you see
I'm watching televisionCopy !req
240. in blatant disregard
of my parents' direct orders?Copy !req
241. I mean...Copy !req
242. don't come in,
I'm naked!Copy !req
243. Ha! You are so dead!Copy !req
244. Nice!Copy !req
245. Well, she's gone, isn't she?Copy !req
246. At least it can't get any worse.Copy !req
247. You're mine now,Copy !req
248. you reckless punk.Copy !req
249. Open up, Dinkleberg!Copy !req
250. Eat that, Sheldon!Copy !req
251. And look how shiny
my plaque is.Copy !req
252. You're right.Copy !req
253. That's one shiny plaque, Turner.Copy !req
254. Almost as shiny
as this one Vicky gave me!Copy !req
255. My eyes!Copy !req
256. Hello?Copy !req
257. Timmy did what?Copy !req
258. Turned on your TV
as soon as you left.Copy !req
259. And that's not all.Copy !req
260. He broke your vase...Copy !req
261. precious family portrait...Copy !req
262. torched your piano...Copy !req
263. and wrote "My Parents Stink"
and "Dinkleberg Rules"Copy !req
264. on your living room wall!Copy !req
265. Hello?Copy !req
266. Can you hear me? Hello?Copy !req
267. Timmy...!
Timmy...!Copy !req
268. That twerp is gonna be
in so much trouble.Copy !req
269. I should get my camera.Copy !req
270. Johnny Hunt,
we are in so much trouble!Copy !req
271. Aah!Copy !req
272. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
273. I'm on your side,
Johnny Hunt!Copy !req
274. My name's Timmy, and I'm...Copy !req
275. Look out!Copy !req
276. We're doomed!Copy !req
277. Oh, no we're not!Copy !req
278. I wonder...Copy !req
279. Pause!Copy !req
280. And erase!Copy !req
281. Amazing!Copy !req
282. Well done, son.Copy !req
283. We could use a boy like you
on our adventure team.Copy !req
284. But I'm only ten.Copy !req
285. You mean you'd let
an unsupervised minorCopy !req
286. go on dangerous missionsCopy !req
287. without worrying
about his safety?Copy !req
288. Not without
a really dangerous weapon.Copy !req
289. Cool! I can't wait to show this
to Cosmo and Wanda!Copy !req
290. Oh, man!Copy !req
291. The TV universe is great!Copy !req
292. Did you see
all that great stuff I did?Copy !req
293. Except for the part
with the pooper-scooper.Copy !req
294. It was awesome!Copy !req
295. And check this puppy out.Copy !req
296. Timmy, be careful!Copy !req
297. You're in
the real world now.Copy !req
298. That's a dangerous
adult weapon.Copy !req
299. So what? Bazookas,
floating attack vehicles,Copy !req
300. bouncing off airplanes—Copy !req
301. as long as I have
you guys around,Copy !req
302. nothing can hurt me.Copy !req
303. Right. At least
until you're older.Copy !req
304. Cosmo, you shush!Copy !req
305. Older? What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
306. Uh... uh...Copy !req
307. Pay no attentionCopy !req
308. to the very muscular fairy
behind the shower curtain.Copy !req
309. Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
310. What do you mean older?Copy !req
311. What happens when I'm older?Copy !req
312. Ah, Timmy, it's time
for a little talk aboutCopy !req
313. something we fairies
like to callCopy !req
314. the wands and the wings.Copy !req
315. You see, when a mommy fairy
and a daddy fairyCopy !req
316. love each other very much...Copy !req
317. Cosmo, no!
Not that speech.Copy !req
318. Uh, but I already have
the puppets out.Copy !req
319. Timmy, you know that fairy
godparents are assignedCopy !req
320. to boys and girls
who need them most, right?
Right.Copy !req
321. Kids like me,
because my parents are busy,Copy !req
322. and my baby-sitter is,
well, evil.Copy !req
323. And because you're tenCopy !req
324. and still young enough
to believe in fairies.Copy !req
325. But there comes a point
when that little kidCopy !req
326. becomes so grown up...Copy !req
327. they don't need magic
anymore,Copy !req
328. and their fairies are
called back to Fairy World.Copy !req
329. Once the fairies leave,Copy !req
330. the child forgets
all about them,Copy !req
331. and all the remnants
of their magicCopy !req
332. disappear forever,
and the child grows upCopy !req
333. just like everybody else.Copy !req
334. Bitter and angry
at the world.Copy !req
335. What? You mean when I get older,Copy !req
336. I lose you guys forever,Copy !req
337. and I forget
I ever had you?Copy !req
338. What else can
go wrong?Copy !req
339. Uh... this isn't
what it looks like?Copy !req
340. Turner,Copy !req
341. I decided to give youCopy !req
342. a second chance and—
good heavens!Copy !req
343. Dinkleberg!
Catch this "Nicest House" plaqueCopy !req
344. and the raise that goes with it!Copy !req
345. Sweet!Copy !req
346. Fetch, Dinkledog!Copy !req
347. Here, Vicky, take this.Copy !req
348. We're going to have a word
with our irresponsible son.Copy !req
349. Have a nice violent talk.Copy !req
350. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
351. Hey, wait! That's my remote!Copy !req
352. Which you deliberately
used to disobey us,Copy !req
353. and then you busted
up the houseCopy !req
354. and wrote that
lie on the wall!Copy !req
355. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
356. But it's not my fault.Copy !req
357. It's Vicky's. She's evil.Copy !req
358. She's always being mean to meCopy !req
359. and always getting me
into trouble.Copy !req
360. Oh? Did she turn on
your TV?Copy !req
361. Did she give you
this bazooka?Copy !req
362. Which I can't fire
at the Dinkleberg's houseCopy !req
363. because it's out of ammo?Copy !req
364. Well, no.Copy !req
365. Then why should we
believe anything
you say?Copy !req
366. When I get back
from the ammo store,Copy !req
367. you are in a lot
of trouble, young man!Copy !req
368. Wow!Copy !req
369. I've never seen you
so miserable.Copy !req
370. I should take another picture.Copy !req
371. One for you...Copy !req
372. and one for the Internet.Copy !req
373. They didn't believe me
about Vicky! Again!Copy !req
374. I am so sick of it!Copy !req
375. Aw, Timmy,
they're just trying to raise youCopy !req
376. to be a mature,
responsible adult.Copy !req
377. Everybody has to grow up
sometime.Copy !req
378. Not the Futurellis,Copy !req
379. not Heavy Hal, not Johnny Hunt.Copy !req
380. They've all been
the same age forever,Copy !req
381. and if I was a kid forever,Copy !req
382. I'd never have
to lose you guys!Copy !req
383. Oh, I don't like
where this is going.Copy !req
384. Neither do the puppets.Copy !req
385. I do! It's going
into television...Copy !req
386. where nobody
ever grows up, ever.Copy !req
387. I wish I had
another magic remote.Copy !req
388. I'm running away,Copy !req
389. and I'm running away
into television!Copy !req
390. How long have I been out?Copy !req
391. The remote!Copy !req
392. There's still time.Copy !req
393. Don't bother looking for me,Copy !req
394. because you'll never,
ever, ever find me.Copy !req
395. Ever!Copy !req
396. What? It helps
with the drama.Copy !req
397. Good-byeCopy !req
398. forever!Copy !req
399. Stop! Wait!Copy !req
400. Well, we got the ammo.Copy !req
401. "Good-bye forever"?Copy !req
402. He's gone!Copy !req
403. And he misspelled "ever"!Copy !req
404. Oh-ho-ho, but he can spell
"Dinkleberg" just fine!Copy !req
405. Where am I?Copy !req
406. Hi! I'm Paula Poundcake,Copy !req
407. and this is Pop-Tart.Copy !req
408. Bark, bark!Copy !req
409. And I'm Donny Donut.Copy !req
410. And even though
I'm a boy,Copy !req
411. I still think this
place is swell.Copy !req
412. Our icing is nicing!
Our icing is nicing!Copy !req
413. Are you made
of licorice?Copy !req
414. Get back, you frosted freaks.Copy !req
415. Back.Copy !req
416. Ooh!Copy !req
417. If my parents don't care
what I have to say,Copy !req
418. I'm going where nobody cares
about what adults have to say.Copy !req
419. Kentucky?Copy !req
420. Nope.Copy !req
421. The kid from
the world of Walnuts.Copy !req
422. This will be a perfect
place to live.Copy !req
423. Yeah, they don't even show
adults on this cartoon.Copy !req
424. Oh, and look.Copy !req
425. We landed right in the middleCopy !req
426. of their Hanukkah special.Copy !req
427. It's the Great Menorah,
Chuckie Black.Copy !req
428. Blah-blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
429. What?
No, I didn't hurt him!Copy !req
430. Blah-blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
431. No, really. He fainted.Copy !req
432. Blah-blah.Copy !req
433. Do we have to involve
the police?Copy !req
434. Apparently that's a yes.Copy !req
435. I should have known parents
would ruin this place, too.Copy !req
436. Come on!Copy !req
437. But, but... but I want to see
the Great Menorah appearCopy !req
438. in the bagel patch.Copy !req
439. Now this is more like it.Copy !req
440. Fighting alongside
the Space SpectreCopy !req
441. and his army of intergalactic
kid crime fighters.Copy !req
442. What's perfect about this?Copy !req
443. I'm a monkey in a mask.Copy !req
444. Why does a monkey need
a secret identity?Copy !req
445. So nobody knows I'm a monkey?Copy !req
446. Should my tail have a mask?Copy !req
447. Wait, is this another show where
kids get dangerous weapons?Copy !req
448. Just this ghost gauntlet.Copy !req
449. But don't worry,
it's perfectly safe.Copy !req
450. Oops.Copy !req
451. Oh, no.Copy !req
452. We're in the airless vacuum
of space without helmets.Copy !req
453. Wanda and I don't have to
breathe because we're magic.Copy !req
454. But you're doomed.Copy !req
455. No, I'm not.Copy !req
456. In this show the laws
of nature don't apply.Copy !req
457. Watch.Copy !req
458. See?Copy !req
459. There's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
460. Timmy Turner...Copy !req
461. don't move.Copy !req
462. Who is that guy and how does
he even know who I am?Copy !req
463. It's because your mask
isn't very good.Copy !req
464. Space Spectre?Copy !req
465. That's such a dumb show.Copy !req
466. I totally know that's a monkey.Copy !req
467. What else is on?Copy !req
468. Tonight we'll discuss
the rising debt ceiling,Copy !req
469. the trade deficit and a bunch
of other stuffCopy !req
470. you don't care about.Copy !req
471. Politically Inaccurate?Copy !req
472. There's no violence
on that show.Copy !req
473. Gone!Copy !req
474. Let me explain this in the most
boring way I can...Copy !req
475. Wrestling.
Now that's violent.Copy !req
476. Welcome back to...Copy !req
477. Politically Inaccurate
Smashdown!Copy !req
478. Let's prepare to debate!Copy !req
479. Taxes are too high!Copy !req
480. Eat my right
wing, punk!Copy !req
481. Hey, this remote changes
things in thereCopy !req
482. and makes them
become realCopy !req
483. out here.Copy !req
484. I wonder.Copy !req
485. Today we're giving awayCopy !req
486. one million dollars.Copy !req
487. Congratulations, Jerry.
You've wonCopy !req
488. one million dollars.Copy !req
489. Awesome!Copy !req
490. I'm going to give it all
to charity!Copy !req
491. What? Why can't that be me?Copy !req
492. Wha...? Huh?Copy !req
493. And here's your money, Jerry.Copy !req
494. What's that?
Whoa, Jerry, bad news.Copy !req
495. You're only 16.Copy !req
496. You have to be 18 to play.Copy !req
497. Darn it!Copy !req
498. Huh?
Okeydokey.Copy !req
499. Happy two additional
birthday's, Jerry.Copy !req
500. Huh?Copy !req
501. I accidentally hit fast forwardCopy !req
502. and this thing made me older.Copy !req
503. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
504. This remote can do anything.Copy !req
505. You are right!Copy !req
506. And now that you're 18
and have your million dollars,Copy !req
507. what are you going to do next?Copy !req
508. "Dictator week"?Copy !req
509. I'll tell you what
I'm going to do next.Copy !req
510. Get to the Biographical Channel
and change historyCopy !req
511. so that I can take over
the world!Copy !req
512. Jerry seems really happy...
and on fire.Copy !req
513. Can't... reach wands.Copy !req
514. Can't stop... thinking...
about ham.Copy !req
515. Can't stand speaking...Copy !req
516. in short bursts... of dialogue.Copy !req
517. Surrender the remoteCopy !req
518. and I'll send you back home.Copy !req
519. Never!Copy !req
520. Where are we?Copy !req
521. Lint, bones, meat?Copy !req
522. Oh, my gosh.
We're in the Meatflints.Copy !req
523. Exactly.Copy !req
524. Hey, since outer space
was lame,Copy !req
525. maybe we can try being
a modern Stone Age family.Copy !req
526. All right.Copy !req
527. It's a bird
and a remote control.Copy !req
528. I wonder what this gadget does.Copy !req
529. It eats!Copy !req
530. Hey, didn't we already run past
that couch, chair and lamp?Copy !req
531. Uh, it's a cycle.Copy !req
532. I don't understand.Copy !req
533. If the cars are powered by feet,Copy !req
534. shouldn't we just keep running?Copy !req
535. Aren't feet also
powered by feet?Copy !req
536. This place is lame.Copy !req
537. I don't want to live in a worldCopy !req
538. where your household appliances
could eat youCopy !req
539. and they have to use the same
background over and over again.Copy !req
540. Surrender to me, Turnstone!Copy !req
541. He's gaining on us.Copy !req
542. We have to move faster.Copy !req
543. We'll have to getCopy !req
544. to the next channelCopy !req
545. where everything is fast.Copy !req
546. We're going
to need more feet.Copy !req
547. Absolutely not.Copy !req
548. You cannot race
in this race.Copy !req
549. It's much
too dangerous.Copy !req
550. But, Pop, I must.
I must race in this race.Copy !req
551. I am a racer.
I race with speed.Copy !req
552. And racing with speed
is what I must do.Copy !req
553. Ah! Oh! Ah!Copy !req
554. This is a very dangerous race!Copy !req
555. Many of you will not make it
out of this race aliveCopy !req
556. and that is why we are
broadcasting it liveCopy !req
557. around the world.Copy !req
558. Huh?Copy !req
559. Go, racers! Go!Copy !req
560. Ah! Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
561. You!Copy !req
562. Get away from me!Copy !req
563. Ooh! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
564. Stop! I just want
to talk to you.Copy !req
565. Yeah, sure. Why should I believe
you? You're an adult.Copy !req
566. Which means you're not a child,Copy !req
567. and if you're not a child
you're an adult.Copy !req
568. And if you're an adult that
means I shouldn't listen to you.Copy !req
569. Ooh, Ah! Ooh!Copy !req
570. Aw, great.
I'm a monkey again.Copy !req
571. Where's my mask?Copy !req
572. The world will know who I am.Copy !req
573. Timmy, look out.Copy !req
574. Ah! Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
575. Ah! Ooh! Ah!Copy !req
576. Yeah!Copy !req
577. Now this is more like it.Copy !req
578. How could you race in this race?Copy !req
579. You're too young to race in
this very dangerous race.Copy !req
580. You could have gotten
yourself killed.Copy !req
581. You need to grow up.Copy !req
582. Ooh, Ah, ooh!Copy !req
583. If I wanted to get screamed
at by an adult,Copy !req
584. I could have stayed at home.Copy !req
585. Sweet.Copy !req
586. This will be a perfect
place to live.Copy !req
587. Our ride should be here
right about...Copy !req
588. now.Copy !req
589. It's Snooper Dawg
and the Clue Crew!Copy !req
590. Are those kids even
old enough to drive?Copy !req
591. Nope.Copy !req
592. And even though
they're teenagers,Copy !req
593. their parents let them drive
around solving mysteriesCopy !req
594. with a talking dog.Copy !req
595. Put the shizzel
in the fanizzel, y'all.Copy !req
596. I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
597. Sawizzel,
fawizzel, shnazizzel.Copy !req
598. Does anybody understandCopy !req
599. what that dog is saying?Copy !req
600. He's saying, like, run!Copy !req
601. Yeah, it's a chase scene.Copy !req
602. I can't see!
I can't see!Copy !req
603. I knew if I came here
you'd help me solve the mysteryCopy !req
604. of who's been chasing me.Copy !req
605. Now let's see who
this monster really is.Copy !req
606. Although I already have an idea.Copy !req
607. A guy in a mask?Copy !req
608. Like, what the heck
was that, Snoop?Copy !req
609. Yo, man, I don't have all
the answers, y'all.Copy !req
610. A.J.:
I'm sorry Mr. And Mrs. Turner,
but Timmy's not here.Copy !req
611. We haven't seen
him since school.Copy !req
612. Why'd he run away, anyway?Copy !req
613. Well, we told him he couldn't
watch television anymore.Copy !req
614. You fiends! He should have
gotten rid of youCopy !req
615. when he had the chance.Copy !req
616. And then he was trying to
tell us a ridiculous storyCopy !req
617. about Vicky being
an evil baby-sitter.Copy !req
618. Chester, A.J.,Copy !req
619. is there something
you want to tell us?Copy !req
620. Do you think Vicky's evil?Copy !req
621. Nope, no way.Copy !req
622. She's the greatest
baby-sitter ever,Copy !req
623. and I'm not
just saying thatCopy !req
624. because she has hidden
cameras everywhere.Copy !req
625. No, no.Copy !req
626. This is our chance.Copy !req
627. We can finally tell
the world about Vicky.Copy !req
628. Listen to me, you!
Vicky is...Copy !req
629. Vicki is...Copy !req
630. Vick...Copy !req
631. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
632. Oh, boy, cheese!Copy !req
633. Our little boy
is out there
somewhere!Copy !req
634. We have to find him!Copy !req
635. And we will, honey.Copy !req
636. We will. But first...Copy !req
637. Mine!Copy !req
638. Hey.Copy !req
639. Awesome!Copy !req
640. This is going to be great.Copy !req
641. What's so great
about this show?Copy !req
642. Are you kidding?Copy !req
643. I'm in the world
of Blackbird and Sparrow.Copy !req
644. In this world,Copy !req
645. I can put on
this super coolCopy !req
646. crime-fighting suit...Copy !req
647. Neat.
Hee-yah!Copy !req
648. that gives my tiny
ten-year-old bodyCopy !req
649. enhanced strength and agility.Copy !req
650. And best of all,
with my secret identity...Copy !req
651. nobody will know who I am.Copy !req
652. This place rocks.Copy !req
653. I should have thought about
living here a long time ago.Copy !req
654. You!Copy !req
655. Your channel-surfing days
are over.Copy !req
656. Cool, the Birdcage.Copy !req
657. Blackbird's secret
paper-lined headquarters.Copy !req
658. Nice try, pal.Copy !req
659. I'm not afraid
of you here.Copy !req
660. On this show,
the good guy always wins.Copy !req
661. You young fool,
don't you understand?Copy !req
662. I am the good guy!Copy !req
663. What? An older version of me?Copy !req
664. That's impossible!Copy !req
665. You can't be me!Copy !req
666. I'm not supposed to get older!Copy !req
667. Get away from me!Copy !req
668. Pause!Copy !req
669. I don't get it.Copy !req
670. If I'm the good guy,
and he's me,Copy !req
671. who's the bad guy?Copy !req
672. The twerp is here, too?Copy !req
673. Not for long.Copy !req
674. What? Huh?Copy !req
675. Where am I?Copy !req
676. That's a good question.Copy !req
677. If you're supposed
to be me,Copy !req
678. why don't you know
where you are?Copy !req
679. I...Copy !req
680. Pause!Copy !req
681. Timmy, he's you
as a grownup.Copy !req
682. He doesn't remember anythingCopy !req
683. to do with the fact
that he had fairies.Copy !req
684. He probably doesn't
even rememberCopy !req
685. he wished
for the remote.Copy !req
686. Stop that.Copy !req
687. You've got to listen to me.Copy !req
688. We've got to stop her.Copy !req
689. Who her?Copy !req
690. And where are you from?Copy !req
691. It's time you told me
what's going on.Copy !req
692. Time.Copy !req
693. Time is the keyword.Copy !req
694. My world is ruled by an evil
dictator who can't be stopped.Copy !req
695. I was part of the resistance.Copy !req
696. I had secretly inserted myselfCopy !req
697. amongst the ranks
of her security forcesCopy !req
698. to gain her trust.Copy !req
699. When word leaked to her
about a resistance attemptCopy !req
700. to travel back in time
and change history,Copy !req
701. I knew I had to be the one
to go back.Copy !req
702. I knew in my heartCopy !req
703. that that remote
is what gave her the powerCopy !req
704. to take over the world.Copy !req
705. We have to destroy it
before she finds it.Copy !req
706. We?Copy !req
707. I'm not leaving.
I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
708. You have to.Copy !req
709. Without us, the future will
remain a desolate wasteland.Copy !req
710. Whatever. I'm never going
to grow up.Copy !req
711. And I'm going to stay here
forever, so it's not my problem.Copy !req
712. There's two remotes?Copy !req
713. Check out the fun,
destructive thingsCopy !req
714. you find lying around
a stately mansion.Copy !req
715. For the record,Copy !req
716. I could have done that
at any time.Copy !req
717. Now... run!Copy !req
718. In retrospect,Copy !req
719. maybe hanging
a gigantic headquartersCopy !req
720. by a small metal ring
wasn't such a cool idea.Copy !req
721. You think?Copy !req
722. No! She's ruining everything!Copy !req
723. So long, suckers!Copy !req
724. I'm off to Dictator Week
and then to take over the world!Copy !req
725. Thanks for the save.Copy !req
726. Hey, you're a hero now.Copy !req
727. That's what heroes do.Copy !req
728. You ready to stop Vicky
and save the world?Copy !req
729. I am now!Copy !req
730. Let's go.Copy !req
731. My stuff.Copy !req
732. Curse you, Quizzler!Copy !req
733. MR.
And then he just ran away.Copy !req
734. He was so upset
about your daughter Vicky,Copy !req
735. we thought maybe you two would
be able to tell us something.Copy !req
736. Like if she's evil.Copy !req
737. "Vicky is the kindest, sweetest,
and most thoughtful daughterCopy !req
738. a parent could ask for."Copy !req
739. If you see her,
could you tell her
we said that?Copy !req
740. Exactly the way
she wrote it, please?Copy !req
741. Well, is it that late already?Copy !req
742. It's a shame
you have to leaveCopy !req
743. and never come back.Copy !req
744. Timmy's missing?Copy !req
745. He's gone?Copy !req
746. We're never going
to find him.Copy !req
747. Why didn't
we listen to him?Copy !req
748. Oh, now, honey,
don't give up.Copy !req
749. Even though
this is all your fault,Copy !req
750. you never know when a clue
might come crashingCopy !req
751. through the windshield.Copy !req
752. "If you want more information
about Vicky,Copy !req
753. "and why Timmy ran away,Copy !req
754. "meet me at the following
address in 30 minutes.Copy !req
755. "Signed,Copy !req
756. Deep Toot"?Copy !req
757. What? Deep Toot?Copy !req
758. Come on.
That's hilarious.Copy !req
759. Hi, kids! I'm Jeff!Copy !req
760. Ignore the shaving cut
and the 5:00 shadow.Copy !req
761. I'm really a kid, just like you.Copy !req
762. Hey, let's go find some hints.Copy !req
763. Some Clint's Hints!Copy !req
764. Come on!Copy !req
765. Why are those
pink-and-green
charactersCopy !req
766. following us everywhere?Copy !req
767. Oh, they're my goldfish.Copy !req
768. They accidentally fell
into the TV with meCopy !req
769. and they change
just like we do?Copy !req
770. Makes as much sense
as anything else here.Copy !req
771. Wow, I'm as gullible as any
other adult when I grow up.Copy !req
772. I mean, oh, no, a Vicky print.Copy !req
773. You know what that means.Copy !req
774. A footprint!
That's a hint!Copy !req
775. A Clint Hint.Copy !req
776. Now we have a clue
as to where Vicky might be.Copy !req
777. Okay, we're on channel 290
right now.Copy !req
778. Right, and she's heading
for the Biographical ChannelCopy !req
779. which is 298.Copy !req
780. And Maho Mushi is on 297.Copy !req
781. Now that I remember.Copy !req
782. Stupid, violent, which is why
I watched it everyday.Copy !req
783. Come on. We have to focus
on the mission.Copy !req
784. We have to stop Vicky.Copy !req
785. She's already been through here.Copy !req
786. What makes you say that?Copy !req
787. Be careful.Copy !req
788. With that remote,
she could be anywhereCopy !req
789. or anything.Copy !req
790. Wow, a walking lamp
with a hammer!Copy !req
791. You don't see many
of those anymore.Copy !req
792. Wow, you don't see cartoon
violence like that anymore.Copy !req
793. Killer ironing boards, too.Copy !req
794. Those things are really rare!Copy !req
795. Hey, that's violent, too!Copy !req
796. Didn't they have censors
back then?Copy !req
797. It's amazing how much
imitatable violenceCopy !req
798. they showed back
in the 1940s.Copy !req
799. I know!Copy !req
800. Everyone knows how dangerous
mouse traps are.Copy !req
801. Oh, boy, cheese!Copy !req
802. And furniture made from dogs!Copy !req
803. This place has got everything!Copy !req
804. Eh... what's up, dork?Copy !req
805. She went that way.Copy !req
806. She's already been hereCopy !req
807. and she's destroyed Christmas.Copy !req
808. Ew, we're elves.Copy !req
809. We've been demoted.Copy !req
810. My name is Comet.Copy !req
811. What do you two elves
think you're doing?Copy !req
812. Clean up this messCopy !req
813. while I go and make fun of that
freak with the glowing red nose.Copy !req
814. Wow, on this show, even the
adult animals mess things up.Copy !req
815. You know,Copy !req
816. I remember this show
being a lot nicer.Copy !req
817. And a lot cleaner.Copy !req
818. Watch where you step.Copy !req
819. Oh, boy! Chocolate!Copy !req
820. I wouldn't if I were you.Copy !req
821. Hey, I'm alive!Copy !req
822. Happy Birthday!Copy !req
823. Whoa!Copy !req
824. I remember this.Copy !req
825. This is that Christmas specialCopy !req
826. that I used to watch
every year with my parents.Copy !req
827. You remember doing stuff
with Mom and Dad?Copy !req
828. Yeah.Copy !req
829. I remember opening presents
on Christmas morning.Copy !req
830. I also remember
coloring Easter eggs,Copy !req
831. and the time I broke
the Dinkleberg's windowCopy !req
832. with my baseball.Copy !req
833. And Dad was so proud.Copy !req
834. Man, our parents.Copy !req
835. Yeah.Copy !req
836. I-I wonder if they even know
I'm gone.Copy !req
837. It's 6:45.Copy !req
838. Where's Deep Toot?Copy !req
839. Are you Deep Toot?Copy !req
840. Yes, I am.Copy !req
841. Your baby-sitter, Vicky.Copy !req
842. She's meaner than you know.Copy !req
843. The vase, the picture,
the piano.Copy !req
844. Vicky ruined them all
and blamed Timmy.Copy !req
845. Hey, she's key scratching
"Vicky was here" on my car.Copy !req
846. I punished TimmyCopy !req
847. for key scratching
"Vicky was here" on my car.Copy !req
848. Why would she do that?Copy !req
849. Some say it's to make
parents thinkCopy !req
850. their kids are horrible so
they'll hire her more often.Copy !req
851. Leaping leg holes.Copy !req
852. She's using my underwear
to clean the toilets!Copy !req
853. And I punished Timmy for that
by making him eat chocolate.Copy !req
854. Which, in retrospect, isn't a
very good punishment after all.Copy !req
855. Unless it's that
reindeer chocolate.Copy !req
856. Some say she's insane.Copy !req
857. Me, I think it's because
she's evil.Copy !req
858. I think she's icky, icky,
with a V.Copy !req
859. Wait a minute, Chip Skylark's
hit song, "Icky Vicky"Copy !req
860. suddenly makes sense.Copy !req
861. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
862. Timmy was right!Copy !req
863. Vicky is terrible!Copy !req
864. Oh, Deep Toot,
how can we ever thank...Copy !req
865. She's gone!Copy !req
866. We should have listened
to Timmy.Copy !req
867. You have to tell
him you're sorry.Copy !req
868. And wherever he is,
wherever he's hiding,Copy !req
869. we know one thing for sure—Copy !req
870. He's watching television.Copy !req
871. Deep Toot.Copy !req
872. Oh, man.Copy !req
873. Oh, that kills me.Copy !req
874. Who was that girl anyway?Copy !req
875. I don't know.Copy !req
876. But she left this...Copy !req
877. "I am not Vicky's sister."Copy !req
878. Hmm.Copy !req
879. I don't understand.Copy !req
880. Why would Vicky run in here?Copy !req
881. This is the longest running
animated show on television!Copy !req
882. Vicky could be
in any of these episodes.Copy !req
883. The nuclear plant.Copy !req
884. Oh, no!
I can't stop her myself.Copy !req
885. As much as it kills me to say
this— I need adult help.Copy !req
886. Hey, daddly-daddly,Copy !req
887. diddly, diddly, diddly,
doodly, doodly, daddly.Copy !req
888. Oh, come on!Copy !req
889. Is every adult in this show
a moron?Copy !req
890. Come on!Copy !req
891. Nice moves.Copy !req
892. Thanks.Copy !req
893. I learned those at your age.Copy !req
894. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
895. It's this channel.Copy !req
896. It makes all the adults
even stupider.Copy !req
897. Come on.Copy !req
898. Today's show has been brought
to you by the letter V.Copy !req
899. This way, quick!Copy !req
900. I've never felt more alive.Copy !req
901. Get it? Felt?Copy !req
902. Felt!Copy !req
903. Whee!Copy !req
904. Ah!Copy !req
905. Now where are we?Copy !req
906. Channel 297.Copy !req
907. We're on the end credits forCopy !req
908. Adolescent Genetically Altered
Karate Cows.Copy !req
909. The next program is Maho Mushi.Copy !req
910. Hang on to the credits,Copy !req
911. they'll pull us right into
the show.Copy !req
912. Wow, these credits
are moving fast.Copy !req
913. They're animation credits.Copy !req
914. They go really fast because
nobody cares about them.Copy !req
915. Say "the end," twerp!Copy !req
916. Timmy!Copy !req
917. Thanks!Copy !req
918. Man, I'm a lot less selfish
in the future, aren't I?Copy !req
919. It's all part
of growing up, kid.Copy !req
920. Wait, what's going on?Copy !req
921. She's damaged
my time-travel belt.Copy !req
922. It's the only thing keeping me
tethered to the present.Copy !req
923. We interrupt this program
for a sudden cancellation.Copy !req
924. No!Copy !req
925. It's up to you now.Copy !req
926. You can stop her in Maho Mushi
and you can change the future.Copy !req
927. But if I change my future,
then you won't exist.Copy !req
928. Sure I will, and I'll exist
in a future worth getting to.Copy !req
929. You can do it, Timmy.Copy !req
930. You're a great kid.Copy !req
931. I know.Copy !req
932. No. Come back. Please!Copy !req
933. Please!Copy !req
934. Every time there is something
cool in my life, every time,Copy !req
935. Vicky ruins it!Copy !req
936. And I'm not going to let her
ruin anything else!Copy !req
937. There it is.Copy !req
938. Maho Mushi.Copy !req
939. Uh, but you're not
in that show.Copy !req
940. I am now!Copy !req
941. Oh, wait.Copy !req
942. Top billing, much better.Copy !req
943. Welcome to the offices
of Dimmadelphia Cable.Copy !req
944. I'm Doug Dimmadome,
owner and president.Copy !req
945. What can I do for you twoCopy !req
946. while I'm waiting for security
to show upCopy !req
947. and throw you out?Copy !req
948. Oh, please, Mr. Dimmadome,Copy !req
949. our son Timmy ran away
because we didn't believe himCopy !req
950. when he said
that Vicky was evil.Copy !req
951. What?Copy !req
952. Haven't you ever heard of that
Chip Skylark song, "Icky Vicky"?Copy !req
953. What did you think that song
was about anyway?Copy !req
954. Pumpkins?Copy !req
955. Yes.Copy !req
956. We have to get a message
to TimmyCopy !req
957. and let him know we're sorry.Copy !req
958. Timmy, eh?Copy !req
959. Well, he did help me find
my long-lost son.Copy !req
960. But, then again, he tried
to thwart my attemptCopy !req
961. to bulldoze Dimmsdale flats.Copy !req
962. He also got in the way of
getting the Strikers E Race car.Copy !req
963. Then again, it was a screaming
metal death trap.Copy !req
964. On the other hand...Copy !req
965. Oh, come on.Copy !req
966. While he's babbling
incoherentlyCopy !req
967. in that odd southern drawl,Copy !req
968. let's get a televised
message to Timmy.Copy !req
969. What do you think
he's watching?Copy !req
970. Well, whatever it is,
it's smartly written,Copy !req
971. well thought out,
and highly educational.Copy !req
972. Here we are.Copy !req
973. The super violent
world of Maho Mushi.Copy !req
974. How can anything
this small and adorableCopy !req
975. be that super and violent?Copy !req
976. You should start
listening to me more.Copy !req
977. Okay, this is it—Copy !req
978. the last channel
before channel 298.Copy !req
979. We have to stop Vicky right hereCopy !req
980. or she's going to get
to the next channelCopy !req
981. and take over the world!Copy !req
982. Ladies and Gentlemen!Copy !req
983. Time for the super-violent,
action danger of Maho Mushi!Copy !req
984. Vicky!Copy !req
985. Me... shacka!Copy !req
986. Banzai bubble!Copy !req
987. You think you can stop me here?Copy !req
988. Ha!Copy !req
989. This is the kind of super-
violent Japanese action showCopy !req
990. where I learn all of my evil
baby-sitting techniques.Copy !req
991. Forget it, Vicky.Copy !req
992. The only way you're
getting out of hereCopy !req
993. is over my cold, unmoving,
limited, animation body.Copy !req
994. Miyazaki!Copy !req
995. Kurosawa!Copy !req
996. Man, this show is great!Copy !req
997. I wish we were watching it.Copy !req
998. Sushi! Maho Sushi!Copy !req
999. I'll take one.Copy !req
1000. I had to pick the one show
she knows as well as I do.Copy !req
1001. As long as she has
access to our magic,Copy !req
1002. she's just as powerful
as you are.Copy !req
1003. But if neither of us
had access to your magic,Copy !req
1004. I could beat her
and beat her for good.Copy !req
1005. Ahhhh!Copy !req
1006. Look out!Copy !req
1007. Cosmo and Wanda said when I get
older, their magic goes away,Copy !req
1008. and my adult self couldn't
remember them at all.Copy !req
1009. I don't know exactly when
I'll start to forget them,Copy !req
1010. so I have to figure it
out one year at a time.Copy !req
1011. First, I'll have to
get back to normal.Copy !req
1012. Okay, fast-forward one year.Copy !req
1013. Age 11!Copy !req
1014. No good.
I still recognize them.Copy !req
1015. Yaaaa!Copy !req
1016. Ahhh!Copy !req
1017. Maho Mushi wall run!Copy !req
1018. One more year.Copy !req
1019. Age 12!Copy !req
1020. I still recognize them.Copy !req
1021. Cool! I'll still have Cosmo
and Wanda for a few more years.Copy !req
1022. Ahhhh!Copy !req
1023. Cool. I'm 15.Copy !req
1024. Oh, no, an armpit hair!Copy !req
1025. Rats! I still recognize them.Copy !req
1026. Focus. Driver's license.Copy !req
1027. You're not grown up yet.Copy !req
1028. Who do I ask to the prom?Copy !req
1029. Not grown up, yet.Copy !req
1030. They're still there.Copy !req
1031. Wow, I can't remember anything.Copy !req
1032. So, why am I running?Copy !req
1033. Ahh!Copy !req
1034. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1035. Say good-bye, twerp...Copy !req
1036. forever!Copy !req
1037. Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
1038. Oh!Copy !req
1039. Hey! What's going on?Copy !req
1040. Why won't this stupid thing
work?Copy !req
1041. Because Timmy's too
old for fairies.Copy !req
1042. I've got a call to pick up
a couple of fairies.Copy !req
1043. Oh, no,
it's the fairy cab!Copy !req
1044. But we can't
leave Timmy.Copy !req
1045. But the meter's running.Copy !req
1046. Maho Mushi kid-toss attack!Copy !req
1047. Ah! I should start
listening to her more.Copy !req
1048. Whoa, nice arena.Copy !req
1049. Are we playing
the Cougars again?Copy !req
1050. Hey, nice big head.Copy !req
1051. Are you the mascot?Copy !req
1052. Cosmo, poof Timmy youngerCopy !req
1053. before we have to get
in the cab and leave forever.Copy !req
1054. Guess we got to do
this the hard way.Copy !req
1055. Too much!Copy !req
1056. Sweet! I'm me again.Copy !req
1057. Why do my pants smell bad?Copy !req
1058. I hope you enjoyed going
through puberty once,Copy !req
1059. 'cause you're not
gonna do it again!Copy !req
1060. Pause!Copy !req
1061. Erase!Copy !req
1062. Hmm?Copy !req
1063. What?Copy !req
1064. Why can't I remember anything?Copy !req
1065. And... delete!Copy !req
1066. What happened?Copy !req
1067. I had the greatest dream.Copy !req
1068. I almost took over the world
and destroyed everybody.Copy !req
1069. Who are you, Deep Toot?Copy !req
1070. Help!
Help!Copy !req
1071. Help!
Help!Copy !req
1072. Hi, there, fairy folks.Copy !req
1073. This is Adam West saying,
remember to buckle up!Copy !req
1074. Maho Mushi remote-control
fairy-cab door-close maneuver!Copy !req
1075. I got a call that
said a kid grew upCopy !req
1076. and don't need fairies no more.Copy !req
1077. Do I look grown-up to you?Copy !req
1078. Nah. But what do I know?Copy !req
1079. All you humans look alike to me.Copy !req
1080. Aah!Copy !req
1081. Ooh!Copy !req
1082. Aah!Copy !req
1083. Hey, what's the matter,
Timmy?Copy !req
1084. You just beat Vicky
and stopped herCopy !req
1085. before she could
take over the world.Copy !req
1086. You should be happy.Copy !req
1087. You'd think I would be, right?Copy !req
1088. I'm even okay with growing up.Copy !req
1089. I mean, did you see what a
cool adult I'm going to be?Copy !req
1090. But I only got that way because
my parents raised me right.Copy !req
1091. I mean, in every show I visited,Copy !req
1092. the parents were either complete
idiots or never around.Copy !req
1093. Yeah, your parents are
either one or the other.Copy !req
1094. Never both.Copy !req
1095. I know. My parents
are so mad at me,Copy !req
1096. they're gonna kill me
before I even get that old.Copy !req
1097. Uh... hello?Copy !req
1098. Huh, Mom?Copy !req
1099. Dad?Copy !req
1100. We are desperately trying
to reach our only son, Timmy.Copy !req
1101. Timmy, we're sorry
we didn't believe you.Copy !req
1102. We were wrong.Copy !req
1103. You had every right to be
angry with your mother,Copy !req
1104. but please, we just want
you to come home because...Copy !req
1105. because... because... because...Copy !req
1106. because... because...
because... because...Copy !req
1107. We love you! We love you!Copy !req
1108. But I love you more!Copy !req
1109. But he did ruin my chances of
moving the Ball Hogs to AlaskaCopy !req
1110. and I already bought them
blubber nuggets.Copy !req
1111. But they were chewy.Copy !req
1112. Do you think he
heard the message?Copy !req
1113. You bet I did!Copy !req
1114. Timmy! Timmy!Copy !req
1115. Neat!Copy !req
1116. Our son has forgiven youCopy !req
1117. and our family
is back together.Copy !req
1118. Oh, how can we
ever thank you?Copy !req
1119. By getting the heck
out of my office.Copy !req
1120. That kid's nothing
but trouble.Copy !req
1121. But then again, he did teach meCopy !req
1122. the greatest love of all
is inside of me.Copy !req
1123. So, Vicky,Copy !req
1124. what do you have to say
for yourself?Copy !req
1125. In the face of this
overwhelming evidenceCopy !req
1126. that you are and
have always beenCopy !req
1127. an evil, lying,
trouble-making shrew.Copy !req
1128. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1129. I blame television.Copy !req
1130. Nice try.Copy !req
1131. What do you take us for, idiots?Copy !req
1132. Um, yes.Copy !req
1133. Vicky, you're fired!Copy !req
1134. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
1135. Those gleeful fish
are right to cheer.Copy !req
1136. You should have
been kinder to Timmy.Copy !req
1137. You should have been
less violent to Timmy.Copy !req
1138. And I've seen enough.Copy !req
1139. Pause!Copy !req
1140. Uh, Timmy,
what are you doing?Copy !req
1141. The only reason I got you
guys in the first placeCopy !req
1142. is because I had
a mean baby-sitter.Copy !req
1143. I know I'll lose
you when I'm older.Copy !req
1144. So, I'm not taking
any chances until then.Copy !req
1145. If that means a few more years
of putting up with Vicky,Copy !req
1146. then it's totally worth it.Copy !req
1147. Aww!Copy !req
1148. Wow, he loves us more
than he hates her.Copy !req
1149. And that's saying something.Copy !req
1150. I wish these remote
controls never existed,Copy !req
1151. and everybody forgot that
all this ever happened!Copy !req
1152. Was I doing something
Timmy-related?Copy !req
1153. How much cheese is in
that bracelet anyway?Copy !req
1154. Were we doing something
Timmy-related?Copy !req
1155. Oh, boy! Cheese!Copy !req
1156. Mmm!Copy !req
1157. At last! I'm cured!Copy !req
1158. No more fairies!Copy !req
1159. For the first time in my life,Copy !req
1160. I'm able to focus
on other things!Copy !req
1161. I've figured out cold fusion.Copy !req
1162. There's no limit to the good
I can do for humanity.Copy !req
1163. What the heck is this junk?Copy !req
1164. Was I about to help people?Copy !req
1165. That can only be the work of...Copy !req
1166. fairies!Copy !req
1167. What are you
doing, Timmy?Copy !req
1168. Vicky got you digging
your own grave again?Copy !req
1169. Nope. I'm just burying
a time capsule.Copy !req
1170. Everybody else may have
forgotten what happened,Copy !req
1171. but that doesn't mean I have to.Copy !req
1172. I'm going to grow up someday.Copy !req
1173. I just want to make sure
I remember the thingsCopy !req
1174. that really meant
something to me.Copy !req
1175. And most importantly,Copy !req
1176. when I grow up,
I want to make sureCopy !req
1177. I don't make the same
mistakes my parents made.Copy !req
1178. Well, that's a long,
long time from now.Copy !req
1179. Come on, it's a
beautiful sunny day,Copy !req
1180. the birds are singing,Copy !req
1181. and the future looks bright.Copy !req
1182. Want to go inside
and watch TV?Copy !req
1183. Duh!Copy !req
1184. Hey, Daddy.Copy !req
1185. What's this?Copy !req
1186. Hey, I remember this.Copy !req
1187. It's my time capsule.Copy !req
1188. Ah, well.Copy !req
1189. Time to go to work.Copy !req
1190. and time for your baby-sitter.Copy !req
1191. Hi, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1192. I'm here to baby-sit
the little targets.Copy !req
1193. I mean the precious
gifts from above.Copy !req
1194. Haha, haha, haha.Copy !req
1195. Hmm...Copy !req
1196. There's something about
this that's familiar,Copy !req
1197. but I...Copy !req
1198. Whoops, got to go.Copy !req
1199. I'm going to be late.Copy !req
1200. Bye, Tammy!Copy !req
1201. Bye, Tommy.Copy !req
1202. Have a memorable day,
Mr. Turner.Copy !req
1203. No! No!Copy !req
1204. Don't leave!
Don't leave!Copy !req
1205. Take us with you!
Take us with you!Copy !req
1206. Like father, like son.Copy !req
1207. Tell me about it.Copy !req
1208. Well, th-th-th-th-th-th-
th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th...Copy !req
1209. Cosmo, what's
the matter with you?Copy !req
1210. Nothing. It's just
really cold in here.Copy !req