1. Look alive!Copy !req
2. Damn it!
Goddamn it!Copy !req
3. You call that blocking,
you pussy-pukes?Copy !req
4. You gotta pick up
the linebacker!Copy !req
5. Goddamn it! Get off the fucking field,
you limp-ass blowdicks!Copy !req
6. Consider yourselves dead
Friday night! Dead!Copy !req
7. You gonna rejoin
the living tomorrow, Stan?Copy !req
8. You've got to feel the pressure
closing in on you!Copy !req
9. Then you get rid of the rock!Copy !req
10. Now get focused
or get the fuck off my team!Copy !req
11. - Shit!
- Let it go.Copy !req
12. This better be important or somebody's
gonna be doing laps until sunrise.Copy !req
13. Yeah? What?Copy !req
14. Please let me finish this
so we can go home. It's late.Copy !req
15. Mrs Brummel, with all sadness,
no new computers.Copy !req
16. But–Copy !req
17. Get the service guy down here
and get the old ones juiced.Copy !req
18. Mr Tate,
you're dreaming.Copy !req
19. Absolutely no field trips
to New York City.Copy !req
20. I don't think
that you understand.Copy !req
21. You're not getting out
of Ohio. Rethink it.Copy !req
22. And, finally,
Mrs Olson.Copy !req
23. There's just no money
for a musical this year.Copy !req
24. But I bet the football team gets their
new jerseys and their new equipment.Copy !req
25. Have you seen the football stadium
on a Friday night, Mr Tate?Copy !req
26. The entire town is there. This is
a football town, let me remind you,Copy !req
27. and, yes, the team will get
new jerseys and new knee pads...Copy !req
28. and new jock straps and anything else
they want in the name of education...Copy !req
29. because that is what
the school board wants.Copy !req
30. Because that is what
the parents in this town want.Copy !req
31. I'm sorry.Copy !req
32. My frustrated hands are tied.Copy !req
33. I don't see why we can't have
a few new computers...Copy !req
34. so the children will learn
a little set up.Copy !req
35. Miss Drake, the Drama Club had their
heart set on Guys and Dolls this year.Copy !req
36. Well... maybe if they use
last year's set from Our Town.Copy !req
37. Shit, I forgot my keys.
I have to go back.Copy !req
38. See you in the morning,
Mrs Olson.Copy !req
39. Coach Willis.
What can I do for you?Copy !req
40. You look...
very, very pretty tonight,Copy !req
41. - Miss Drake.
- Have you been drinking, Coach?Copy !req
42. I'm sorry to bother you,
but...Copy !req
43. I can't seem to find a pencil.Copy !req
44. You don't need a pencil, Coach.
You need a good night's sleep.Copy !req
45. - I need a pencil.
- Sleep it off, Coach.Copy !req
46. Do you have a pencil?Copy !req
47. Jesus Christ, yes, I have a pencil.
I have plenty of pencils.Copy !req
48. Look, why don't you and your pencil
go home. It's late.Copy !req
49. You look...
very, very pretty tonight.Copy !req
50. Harassment has a really fine line,
Coach. Haven't you read your handbook?Copy !req
51. I've always wanted to do that.Copy !req
52. Would Miss Drake please report...Copy !req
53. to the principal's office?Copy !req
54. - I forgot my grade book.
- Unlock the door! Coach Willis attacked me!Copy !req
55. - Unlock the door, goddamn it!
- I don't have my keys.Copy !req
56. - Let me get help.
- No, don't leave me!Copy !req
57. - Where are your keys?
- Wait–Copy !req
58. In the office.Copy !req
59. I'm gonna get my keys now,
Mrs Olson.Copy !req
60. - Please, let me get help.
- No, just talk to me, okay?Copy !req
61. Miss Drake...Copy !req
62. please be careful.Copy !req
63. He's insane.Copy !req
64. Miss Drake, he's coming!Copy !req
65. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
66. Hurry, Miss Drake!
Hurry!Copy !req
67. Hurry!Copy !req
68. - Shit!
- No!Copy !req
69. Hurry!Copy !req
70. Help me!Copy !req
71. Prick.Copy !req
72. I always wanted to do that.Copy !req
73. You fucking bitch!Copy !req
74. What the hell
were you doing?Copy !req
75. Whatever.
All right?Copy !req
76. Sorry. My fault.Copy !req
77. Crash and burn, Casey.Copy !req
78. Get out of the fucking car,
you stupid bitch!Copy !req
79. Goddamn you!Copy !req
80. - You okay?
- Walk much?Copy !req
81. You ran into me, beast.Copy !req
82. Okay, now listen up.
Since we're all wearing the same uniforms,Copy !req
83. let's keep
the hair the same.Copy !req
84. No hair spray, no teasing,
just elegant.Copy !req
85. - Simple. Great.
- Hey.Copy !req
86. Stan, watch it. Those are Estee Lauder lips.
Takes 72 minutes to apply.Copy !req
87. Sorry.Copy !req
88. - Hey, can we talk?
- I can't right now.Copy !req
89. I need a new headline
for the school paper. It's important.Copy !req
90. - So is this.
- I'm sure you think so, honey.Copy !req
91. In fact... it could be just the story
you're looking for.Copy !req
92. Do the words "editor-in-chief"
mean anything to you?Copy !req
93. Leave the news
to me, okay?Copy !req
94. Later.Copy !req
95. That chick weakens legs, meat.Copy !req
96. - One, two, three–
- No, not the pole!Copy !req
97. Yeah, do it again!Copy !req
98. Yeah!Copy !req
99. Excuse me.Copy !req
100. Could you please tell me where
the office is? It's my first day here.Copy !req
101. Thank you.
I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson.Copy !req
102. I really love what you've done with your nose ring.
It brings out the colour in your eyes.Copy !req
103. You're such a fucking pussy.
Hey, fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
104. Fuck you, man!
Fuck you!Copy !req
105. Dude, that's not me.Copy !req
106. Doesn't even look like me.Copy !req
107. It's fifty bucks,
right?Copy !req
108. - Does that look like me?
- It's the new you.Copy !req
109. I don't know, man. How do we know
these things are even gonna work?Copy !req
110. Trust me, man.
I'm brilliant.Copy !req
111. Then why are you repeating
your senior year?Copy !req
112. All right, look, man.Copy !req
113. I'll throw in
a couple hits of this.Copy !req
114. Scat. My own recipe.
Guaranteed to jack you up.Copy !req
115. Up the nose, right?Copy !req
116. Whatever works, man.Copy !req
117. Fuck.Copy !req
118. Excuse me, Mr Tate.Copy !req
119. Try to remember, Harry,
the projector's got teeth.Copy !req
120. Sharp ones.Copy !req
121. We should be getting hazard pay
for this sort of faulty equipment.Copy !req
122. - Yeah, right.
- Hey, good morning, Miss Harper.Copy !req
123. I–
I called you this weekend.Copy !req
124. I got your machine.
How's your cold?Copy !req
125. - I can't get rid of it.
- Hello. How are you today?Copy !req
126. A bit tired, but no complaints.Copy !req
127. I got it.Copy !req
128. Can we say,
"retirement"?Copy !req
129. Maybe you should just go home.Copy !req
130. No, thank you.Copy !req
131. I'm saving my sick days
for when I feel better.Copy !req
132. Maybe I should just put
a pen in my eye.Copy !req
133. When will that bitch turn
the air conditioning back on?Copy !req
134. Hey, speaking of which,
has anybody seen Principal Drake?Copy !req
135. Maybe she had
a sunstroke and died.Copy !req
136. What's up with the coach?
He's thirsty.Copy !req
137. Probably a pregame ritual.Copy !req
138. Just looking at him
makes me want to take a piss.Copy !req
139. Good morning, Mrs Olson.Copy !req
140. You look
very, very pretty today.Copy !req
141. So...
what was Crusoe's...Copy !req
142. greatest fear?Copy !req
143. Anyone?Copy !req
144. Yes, Zeke.Copy !req
145. Crusoe's afraid that he'd be
stuck on that island forever...Copy !req
146. with nothing but calluses.Copy !req
147. No, that's not correct.Copy !req
148. Isolation
was his greatest fear.Copy !req
149. Yes, but...Copy !req
150. his external existence
in no way compared...Copy !req
151. to the internal agony
of the loneliness he felt.Copy !req
152. That's very good.Copy !req
153. Like I said, calluses.Copy !req
154. So Cathy tells me one thing,
and then Liz says another...Copy !req
155. and then, of course,
Jenny's got her own story,Copy !req
156. so which one
do you want me to print?Copy !req
157. Print them all.
He's a jerk.Copy !req
158. - Hey, we need to talk.
- No, Stan, baby, I'm in a crunch.Copy !req
159. Could we back-burner it?Copy !req
160. - I'm quitting football.
- You're not playing tomorrow?Copy !req
161. I'm not playing this year.
Would you listen to me?Copy !req
162. I'm quitting the team.
I'm not playing ball... anymore.Copy !req
163. What brought this on?Copy !req
164. Well, I've been weighing
the importance of being a jock...Copy !req
165. - with my impending future, and I decided–
- You just decided?Copy !req
166. Stan, what about college? The football
scholarship is your only shot.Copy !req
167. If I quit now, I can work
harder at studying,Copy !req
168. maybe raise
my grades a little.Copy !req
169. I'd rather go to college...
based on my intellect.Copy !req
170. You're not good
at studying.Copy !req
171. Stan, you're good at football.
Stick to what you're good at.Copy !req
172. Yeah, I've always been good at football
and basketball and every other sport I try.Copy !req
173. I think maybe it's time I try something
I'm not so good at, something different.Copy !req
174. And what am I supposed to do while you're
on a yellow-brick quest for a brain?Copy !req
175. - What?
- The accepted social order...Copy !req
176. is head cheerleaders date star
quarterbacks, not academic wanna-bes.Copy !req
177. Don't be superficial.Copy !req
178. "Superficial."
Four syllables.Copy !req
179. That's really good, Stan.
You're on your way.Copy !req
180. Let me know how
the cancer cure goes.Copy !req
181. I was hoping you'd be
with me on this.Copy !req
182. Now, if everyone will turn
to chapter four:Copy !req
183. "The Nation of the State."Copy !req
184. "Only through conformity
among the masses...Copy !req
185. can the unified state offer the benefits
of power order and security."Copy !req
186. Actually, we covered that
last week, Mr Tate.Copy !req
187. We're on chapter five.Copy !req
188. Whatever.Copy !req
189. Now if you could all please
join Stan on chapter five:Copy !req
190. "Individual Action in Society."Copy !req
191. What are you reading?Copy !req
192. Double Star.
Robert Heinlein.Copy !req
193. You one of those
science fiction people?Copy !req
194. Y'all believe in alternate universes
and alien beings and stuff?Copy !req
195. I'm feeling pretty alien
myself today.Copy !req
196. I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
of Atlanta. I'm new here.Copy !req
197. - No shit.
- What's your name?Copy !req
198. Why do you want
to know my name?Copy !req
199. 'Cause I don't have
any friends.Copy !req
200. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you seem
to have one less than that.Copy !req
201. - So I just thought–
- Stokely, are you seducing the new students again?Copy !req
202. Hi. I'm Delilah.Copy !req
203. - Happy to have you at Herrington.
- Thank you.Copy !req
204. Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes
different shades of black in her ensemble?Copy !req
205. - Fuck you, gutter slut.
- I don't know why you insist...Copy !req
206. on being such a bad example
for your people.Copy !req
207. - What people?
- I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new friend.Copy !req
208. No.Copy !req
209. I'm not aware of any lesbianism
in my lineage.Copy !req
210. That's too bad, Stokely. You'll just
have to keep looking for Miss Right.Copy !req
211. Bipolar bitch.Copy !req
212. Violent.Copy !req
213. Yeah.Copy !req
214. - What are you doing?
- I was just eating my lunch, sir.Copy !req
215. This ain't the cafeteria, son.Copy !req
216. Yes, sir.
I'm sorry about that, sir.Copy !req
217. You're–Copy !req
218. - I forget your name.
- Casey.Copy !req
219. Right.
I've seen you around.Copy !req
220. You're not really
into sports.Copy !req
221. I don't think a person should run
unless he's being chased.Copy !req
222. "Being chased."Copy !req
223. I like that.Copy !req
224. Get outta here.Copy !req
225. - Mrs Brummel, may I have a word with you?
- Certainly.Copy !req
226. Man, get a fucking eye dog.Copy !req
227. Maybe if you didn't paint
your fucking eyes shut.Copy !req
228. - Mr Furlong.
- Present.Copy !req
229. Found something
on the football field.Copy !req
230. Thought you might want
to take a look.Copy !req
231. - What is it?
- I was hoping you could tell me.Copy !req
232. Want to be
lab partners?Copy !req
233. I didn't know
you were a lesbian.Copy !req
234. I don't think
I've ever met one before.Copy !req
235. Have you been out long?Copy !req
236. I think it's very impressive
and evolved of you–Copy !req
237. I'm not a lesbian,
all right?Copy !req
238. Be one. Please.
Fly free.Copy !req
239. You were right about me. I don't have
any friends, and I like it that way.Copy !req
240. - Being a lesbian is just my security.
- Your security against what?Copy !req
241. People like you.Copy !req
242. Complex.Copy !req
243. Certain mesozoan...Copy !req
244. only exist in the kidney
of certain squid and octopi.Copy !req
245. - Which doesn't make sense because–
- This is Ohio.Copy !req
246. Right.Copy !req
247. It's a pelagic organism.Copy !req
248. - What's pelagic?
- A sea-dwelling organism.Copy !req
249. Exactly.Copy !req
250. But I don't recognize
this surface tissue at all.Copy !req
251. Casey, I don't want to blow smoke up your butt,
but I think you found a new species.Copy !req
252. Yeah, right.Copy !req
253. It could happen. New species
are discovered every day.Copy !req
254. - Don't be so cynical.
- Could it be gnathostomulida?Copy !req
255. - No.
- They escaped detection till the mid-20th century.Copy !req
256. You just know
everything.Copy !req
257. I'm a contradiction.Copy !req
258. Check the mesodermic follicles
on its underbelly.Copy !req
259. - What does that mean?
- It means we gotta call the university,Copy !req
260. let them take a look, maybe get in
on some of that federal grant money.Copy !req
261. Our secret...
all right?Copy !req
262. - Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.
- Blow me, blood fart.Copy !req
263. Did you see that?Copy !req
264. What is it doing?Copy !req
265. - You think it's amphibian?
- Water resuscitated it.Copy !req
266. Yeah, but couldn't this kill it?Copy !req
267. Yeah, you don't want
to drown it.Copy !req
268. - One way to find out.
- Man.Copy !req
269. It's all right.Copy !req
270. It's okay.Copy !req
271. Mr Furlong,
what are you doing?Copy !req
272. I'm just gonna check
his prostate.Copy !req
273. Actually,
the surface texture changed,Copy !req
274. so... I want to feel it.Copy !req
275. It can replicate.
Jesus.Copy !req
276. Fuck!Copy !req
277. Goddamn it!Copy !req
278. - I'm okay.
- It has teeth.Copy !req
279. Where did it get teeth?Copy !req
280. I'm gonna call the university.Copy !req
281. I've just been thinking
ahead, Coach,Copy !req
282. and...Copy !req
283. I've decided
to quit the team...Copy !req
284. and concentrate
on my academics.Copy !req
285. Okay.Copy !req
286. Stan, we'll miss you.Copy !req
287. That's it?Copy !req
288. Well, what do you
want me to say?Copy !req
289. My star quarterback comes to me the day
before we play Brun County,Copy !req
290. the only team in the district
that can kick our ass,Copy !req
291. and tells me
he doesn't want to play.Copy !req
292. There's something up with that.Copy !req
293. You seem to be going through
some life-defining turning point,Copy !req
294. and I'm not gonna stand in the way
of the human condition.Copy !req
295. You do what you have to do.Copy !req
296. Thanks for not reaming me,
Coach.Copy !req
297. What kind of human being
would I be if I did that?Copy !req
298. Hey, give me that back.Copy !req
299. Hey, yo, piss wad,
you're in my way.Copy !req
300. I'm sorry.
I was breathing here.Copy !req
301. Yeah, that's the problem.
You're occupying my air, you anal probe.Copy !req
302. Hey.Copy !req
303. Yo, Stan.
Tomorrow night, right?Copy !req
304. That's right.
We'll kill them!Copy !req
305. We draw blood! Yeah!Copy !req
306. - It must really blow being you.
- You have no idea.Copy !req
307. Yo, Casey, is that you?Copy !req
308. - Mrs Brummel, what the fuck–
- Please.Copy !req
309. Help me.
I can't breathe.Copy !req
310. Get help!Copy !req
311. You don't know what's happening.
They want everyone.Copy !req
312. It's okay.Copy !req
313. Is Mrs Brummel
gonna be okay?Copy !req
314. Stan, Mrs Brummel has been
diagnosed with cancer,Copy !req
315. and she's on a lot
of medication at the moment.Copy !req
316. It causes
disorientation.Copy !req
317. We were hoping that she would get through
the school year, but unfortunately it–Copy !req
318. I hope you can understand
the sensitive nature of the situation.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. Yeah,
I can keep it quiet.Copy !req
321. Casey? You understand?Copy !req
322. Casey, you understand?Copy !req
323. - Casey?
- Yeah.Copy !req
324. Sure.Copy !req
325. - It's Neve Campbell?
- And Jennifer Love Hewitt, right?Copy !req
326. Yep.
Party of prettiness.Copy !req
327. - And they're naked?
- Full frontal.Copy !req
328. Zeke, you cannot conduct
personal business on school property.Copy !req
329. Well, Miss Burke,
we have a problem...Copy !req
330. because I'm sitting on my car
and that's my property.Copy !req
331. Well, I've had complaints
from several students...Copy !req
332. that you've sold them
mind-altering substances.Copy !req
333. You want to tell me about it
or take it up with Principal Drake?Copy !req
334. You're too tense, Miss Burke,
but I've got just the thing for you.Copy !req
335. You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure
here. It's time you realized that.Copy !req
336. "For gentle relief of blockage
caused by dietary stress."Copy !req
337. - Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
- You know...Copy !req
338. if you applied
just five percent...Copy !req
339. - of that intellect to your studies,
- Not a chocolate lover?Copy !req
340. you could have made up
your finals last summer.Copy !req
341. - You didn't have to repeat your senior year.
- How about these?Copy !req
342. Condoms.Copy !req
343. Magnum-sized,
and they're cherry-flavoured.Copy !req
344. Come on, Miss Burke.
They're on me.Copy !req
345. That's so rude.Copy !req
346. I need a lead story.
I have no page one.Copy !req
347. Well, we found a new phylum
in Biology. It's bizarre.Copy !req
348. Really bizarre. Mr Furlong thinks
it might be a new species.Copy !req
349. Let me race to the
stands for that issue.Copy !req
350. - Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do?
- Nothing.Copy !req
351. It's just your fate.
You're that geeky Stephen King kid.Copy !req
352. There's one of you
in every school.Copy !req
353. - We can't go in here.
- Come on, Casey.Copy !req
354. You're with me.
Be brave.Copy !req
355. Okay, so what are
we looking for?Copy !req
356. Anything.Copy !req
357. Nurse Harper is medicated.
Big surprise.Copy !req
358. Hey.Copy !req
359. No, I exposed Mr Tate's alcoholism
last year. Nobody cares.Copy !req
360. Well, his wife certainly didn't
when she ran off with the baby-sitter.Copy !req
361. God.Copy !req
362. - You can be such a...
- What?Copy !req
363. pretty cool human being when you're
not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.Copy !req
364. You hitting on me, Casey?Copy !req
365. No. No.Copy !req
366. I just think
you can be cool.Copy !req
367. Sometimes.Copy !req
368. This not being
one of them.Copy !req
369. - Where's Brummel?
- She didn't make it.Copy !req
370. Her body was too old.
The heat got to her.Copy !req
371. Be careful of the climate.
It compromises your nervous system.Copy !req
372. It makes one impulsive.Copy !req
373. Has the entire faculty
been commuted?Copy !req
374. Almost.Copy !req
375. - What about the students?
- Soon.Copy !req
376. What are you two
still doing here?Copy !req
377. I thought I was
the only left.Copy !req
378. There are not enough drugs
in this world.Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. I have a pain.Copy !req
381. Right here.Copy !req
382. Get off of me! Jesus!Copy !req
383. Casey!Copy !req
384. What the hell
is going on?Copy !req
385. - Slow down there.
- Help us. They killed Mrs Brummel. They're after us.Copy !req
386. What are you talking about?Copy !req
387. - Coach Willis.
- And Mrs Olson.Copy !req
388. - What's going on?
- Ask Nurse Harper, okay? They attacked her.Copy !req
389. Who attacked who?
What is going on?Copy !req
390. I have no idea. I joined this right
in the middle of it.Copy !req
391. Mrs Brummel wigged out in the shower,
and then we found her body in the faculty closet.Copy !req
392. What were you doing
in the faculty closet?Copy !req
393. - Coach Willis and Mrs Olson attacked Nurse Harper.
- Why would they do that?Copy !req
394. There's Nurse Harper.
Just ask her.Copy !req
395. Now we can get
to the bottom of this.Copy !req
396. - Fuck.
- Delilah, run!Copy !req
397. Delilah, wait!Copy !req
398. In here?Copy !req
399. Yes. The body
was in the closet.Copy !req
400. - And why would Mrs Brummel be in the closet?
- Because they killed her.Copy !req
401. - That's right.
- Hey, Casey.Copy !req
402. Sorry about that mix-up earlier.
Didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
403. Apparently, there's been
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
404. Still, if we could just
see inside the closet.Copy !req
405. Certainly.Copy !req
406. - It's a doll.
- Meet Resuscitation Annie.Copy !req
407. We use her to teach C.P.R.
to the students,Copy !req
408. although I guess she does
resemble Mrs Brummel slightly.Copy !req
409. - You dialled 911 for a dead doll?
- That wasn't there.Copy !req
410. They put that there.
Look, I'm not making this up.Copy !req
411. - You gotta call Delilah.
- We called her. She isn't home.Copy !req
412. She was here with me.
She saw it too.Copy !req
413. They attacked Nurse Harper.Copy !req
414. - Nurse Harper is epileptic. She's prone to grand mals.
- She had an attack.Copy !req
415. Luckily, she carries her medicine in her bag,
so we were able to help her.Copy !req
416. We think it was brought on by this terrible
cold she's had. I took her home myself.Copy !req
417. - You can call her if you like.
- It is procedure.Copy !req
418. You can use the phone
in my office.Copy !req
419. That was some fast running
you did down the hall, son.Copy !req
420. We could sure use your speed.Copy !req
421. There's plenty of chasing
on the field.Copy !req
422. Did you hear that, Casey?
He said you had speed.Copy !req
423. - Thank you.
- Good luck in that game tomorrow, Coach.Copy !req
424. This way.Copy !req
425. Cas,
what's gotten into you?Copy !req
426. Evelyn knows someone downtown.
A professional.Copy !req
427. I'm gonna make an appointment.Copy !req
428. He's a straight-A student,
and now he needs a professional?Copy !req
429. - Christ.
- I don't need a shrink. I know what I saw.Copy !req
430. Well, we've just spoken...Copy !req
431. with both Mrs Brummel
and Nurse Harper.Copy !req
432. - They got him.
- There's nothing here.Copy !req
433. Just some kid looking
for some attention. Let's go.Copy !req
434. All right.Copy !req
435. Well–Copy !req
436. I am so sorry,
Miss Drake.Copy !req
437. Maybe if you and I spoke privately,
we could come up with–Copy !req
438. No. No, Mom.
Maybe you're right.Copy !req
439. Maybe I should see
this woman, this doctor.Copy !req
440. Can we just go?Copy !req
441. We'll take care of this at home, Miss
Drake. Again, sorry for all the trouble.Copy !req
442. I can see how it all
got out of hand.Copy !req
443. It's a pretty bizarre
series of events.Copy !req
444. It's our fault.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
445. See you tomorrow, Casey.Copy !req
446. Check his school books.Copy !req
447. They hide the drugs in the spine
of the book. We saw it on Dateline.Copy !req
448. - What are you on, son?
- I'm not on drugs.Copy !req
449. That's government property, Dad.Copy !req
450. Shit.Copy !req
451. Look, we love you, son.
We want to help you.Copy !req
452. Then believe me.
I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
453. Something really weird
is happening at school. The teachers–Copy !req
454. - Something's happened to them.
- Don't push it, all right?Copy !req
455. - I'm bending as far as I can, but if you push it–
- Just let me call Delilah.Copy !req
456. Please?Copy !req
457. Okay, that's it.Copy !req
458. Your privileges
are now over.Copy !req
459. No phone. Sorry. Over.
No internet.Copy !req
460. You'll go to school, straight to school,
and you'll come straight home. You got it?Copy !req
461. I'm not going back to that school.
They're waiting for me.Copy !req
462. You'll go. If I have to tie you
to the desk myself, you'll go.Copy !req
463. No music.Copy !req
464. His porno.Copy !req
465. Porno.Copy !req
466. Sorry, pal. No more
flogging the bishop.Copy !req
467. We are gonna
get you help. Don't worry.Copy !req
468. Get your room
cleaned up.Copy !req
469. What the hell do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
470. Dad. They're here.Copy !req
471. The faculty.Copy !req
472. Get in the house, now.Copy !req
473. I'm losing it.Copy !req
474. - Go on, son.
- Dad, I'm begging you.Copy !req
475. Please.Copy !req
476. Come home
right after school.Copy !req
477. Your mom's
looking into a doctor.Copy !req
478. Mr Connor.Copy !req
479. Delilah.
Wow, you look–Copy !req
480. Don't. Come on.Copy !req
481. Your attention, please.Copy !req
482. Will the following students
report to the office:Copy !req
483. James Archuleta,
Tina Dannhausen,Copy !req
484. and Delilah Proffitt.Copy !req
485. - This is all your fault.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
486. Do you think I'm in drag
for the aesthetics?Copy !req
487. They're after me.Copy !req
488. - Did you tell your parents?
- My mom didn't believe me.Copy !req
489. She drinks.
It was a nightmare.Copy !req
490. - Look, we have to go to the police.
- No.Copy !req
491. - They've got the police.
- We don't know what they've got.Copy !req
492. Look, you saw it.
Mrs Brummel was dead.Copy !req
493. - They attacked Nurse Harper.
- "They"? Who are "they"?Copy !req
494. Casey, we don't even know
who "they" are.Copy !req
495. Why did she act
like everything was okay?Copy !req
496. It's a devil's cult
or something.Copy !req
497. Maybe they worship comets.
Who the fuck knows?Copy !req
498. I'm not gonna stay in a handicapped
bathroom for the rest of my life.Copy !req
499. - They couldn't have gotten to everyone.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
500. - I'm going to find Stan.
- Stan? Why Stan?Copy !req
501. Will the following students
please report to the office:Copy !req
502. Jennifer Qulick,
Randy Knotson and Thomas Nicks.Copy !req
503. You should just
go talk to him.Copy !req
504. No way.Copy !req
505. I'm sorry.Copy !req
506. So you– Are you ready
for the big game?Copy !req
507. I quit the team.Copy !req
508. - Are you serious?
- Yeah.Copy !req
509. Why?Copy !req
510. Just tired of everyone kissing my ass
'cause I'm captain of the football team.Copy !req
511. You know... the coach, the students,
even the teachers.Copy !req
512. Last year after we won
the 2A Conference–Copy !req
513. That was thanks to you
and your completed passes.Copy !req
514. You follow the games?Copy !req
515. I wouldn't
have guessed that.Copy !req
516. I made a "D" on a biology test
right after,Copy !req
517. and Mr Furlong
changed it to an "A."Copy !req
518. He said I deserved
for having such a strong arm.Copy !req
519. That really bugged me,
you know?Copy !req
520. I worked hard for that "D."
That was my "D." I deserved that "D."Copy !req
521. I just wish people
would let me be, you know–Copy !req
522. A "D" student.Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. Okay, class, listen up.Copy !req
525. Today we are going to write
a living family history.Copy !req
526. Everyone take out a piece of paper
and write down the name...Copy !req
527. of every living member
of your family.Copy !req
528. Begin with your immediate family–
those living with you–Copy !req
529. then include the names
of your nearest living relatives.Copy !req
530. What?Copy !req
531. - Is this gonna be on the test?
- This is the test.Copy !req
532. What is that?Copy !req
533. It's magic dust.Copy !req
534. - You want some?
- No, I have a low tolerance, but thank you.Copy !req
535. - You sure?
- I'm allergic to aspirin,Copy !req
536. so that would
probably kill me.Copy !req
537. - We wouldn't want to do that.
- No.Copy !req
538. I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
of Atlanta.Copy !req
539. Atlanta.
I know.Copy !req
540. That's right.
You know everything.Copy !req
541. I'm Zeke.Copy !req
542. - I know.
- It's a pleasure.Copy !req
543. The pleasure's
all mine.Copy !req
544. There's a mandatory meeting in the office
at lunch today for all club presidents.Copy !req
545. Remember, tonight we take on
the Brun County Changa.Copy !req
546. - Please come at 5:30 and show your support.
- Hey, that's mine.Copy !req
547. Weird, isn't it?Copy !req
548. - What do you think it is?
- Locker search maybe?Copy !req
549. Something weird
is going on here.Copy !req
550. Hey, Football.Copy !req
551. Hey, Gabe.Copy !req
552. - You're not pissed, are you?
- About what?Copy !req
553. I'm the new team captain.Copy !req
554. What's going on here?Copy !req
555. Nurse Harper, she's giving an ear exam
or some shit like that.Copy !req
556. And that takes the police?Copy !req
557. Stan, I need
to talk to you.Copy !req
558. I didn't know
you wore glasses.Copy !req
559. Contacts.
Come on, it's important.Copy !req
560. Stokely, got a second?
I need your help.Copy !req
561. So after the accident, I came here
to live with relatives, you know.Copy !req
562. So I moved in
with my cousins and... here I am.Copy !req
563. Fucking do something,
you pussy puke!Copy !req
564. Yeah, my mom and dad
are dead too.Copy !req
565. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
566. They're still breathing,
but for all intents and purposes,Copy !req
567. they're very much dead.Copy !req
568. You've fucking gone weird.
Fuck you, you pussy.Copy !req
569. - Fuck you!
- You and I have a lot in common then.Copy !req
570. Yeah.Copy !req
571. - You notice anything off today here at school?
- I'm from the south.Copy !req
572. - Y'all are off.
- Dude, we need some scat.Copy !req
573. Yeah, man, we can't deal.
There's some weird shit going down here.Copy !req
574. Five bucks a pop. Hey, man,
how's the new you working out?Copy !req
575. Working out just fine.Copy !req
576. Hey, you got any more?Copy !req
577. - Sure, man.
- Really?Copy !req
578. Why don't you give us
all you got?Copy !req
579. All right.
Dough.Copy !req
580. - You got any more?
- Not on me, man.Copy !req
581. - What about in your locker?
- How about in your car? Got any more there?Copy !req
582. - Use in moderation, boys.
- Come on, Zeke. Hook us up.Copy !req
583. - Check out Miss Burke.
- Wow, what happened to her?Copy !req
584. Man, I'm really not in the mood,
Miss Burke. I'm clean.Copy !req
585. - What's up with her?
- Not today.Copy !req
586. It's too damn hot, and I got
zero-fucking-tolerance.Copy !req
587. Eat me, you asshole. I'm the one with
no tolerance, you pathetic little runt.Copy !req
588. Ouch. Comeback.Copy !req
589. What are you gonna do?
Are you gonna call my mother?Copy !req
590. And how am I supposed to do
that, little Zekey boy?Copy !req
591. Do you even know
where she is?Copy !req
592. Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what
remote location she went to this week...Copy !req
593. to hide from her
great big bastard mistake.Copy !req
594. I've taken your shit
for too fucking long,Copy !req
595. you dickless drug-induced
excuse for a human being.Copy !req
596. - Woman, what are you on?
- "Woman"? Did you just say, "woman"?Copy !req
597. I'm sick of you,
little boy.Copy !req
598. And if I see you peddling
your wonder dust again,Copy !req
599. I'm gonna shove my foot
so far up your ass...Copy !req
600. you'll be sucking my toes
till graduation.Copy !req
601. Big trouble.Copy !req
602. She got some bad shit.Copy !req
603. And then they chased us,
but we got away.Copy !req
604. All this started when Mrs Brummel
did a wet and wild...Copy !req
605. - in the boys' locker room?
- I think so.Copy !req
606. Everybody's been acting really strange,
especially the faculty.Copy !req
607. Tell me about it. It's like they've
all turned into fucking pod people...Copy !req
608. - or something.
- Into what people?Copy !req
609. Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
A small town was taken over by aliens.Copy !req
610. That was a joke.Copy !req
611. Look, what if it
really happened?Copy !req
612. - What if that really happened?
- I think something's taking over our school.Copy !req
613. The Body Snatchers is a story
somebody made up, dingus.Copy !req
614. It's located in the fiction
section of the library.Copy !req
615. So is Schindler's List. All fiction
is based on some truth, right?Copy !req
616. What does Miss Burke teach us
in English 101? Write what you know.Copy !req
617. How do we know
this writer guy...Copy !req
618. - Jack Finney.
- didn't encounter aliens in his high school...Copy !req
619. which led him to write a book
about an alien invasion?Copy !req
620. - Your conspiracy theory is flawed.
- How so?Copy !req
621. Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers
is a blatant rip-off...Copy !req
622. of The Puppet Masters
by Robert Heinlein.Copy !req
623. So you can completely disregard
that entire work.Copy !req
624. Whatever.
The point is they're here,Copy !req
625. they've been here
and they're here again.Copy !req
626. You know, Casey, I think you've been racked
into the flagpole one too many times.Copy !req
627. Look, how do you know
there's not a conspiracy?Copy !req
628. Maybe X-Files is right.Copy !req
629. Where do all these movies
come from anyway?Copy !req
630. How do we know Spielberg,
Lucas, Sonnenfeld,Copy !req
631. Emmerich haven't been
visited by aliens?Copy !req
632. You know, maybe they're
aliens themselves.Copy !req
633. Maybe they're simply preparing us
for what's to come.Copy !req
634. You know what, Casey,
it's fiction. Okay?Copy !req
635. - It's science fiction.
- Exactly.Copy !req
636. Everybody gets hung up on the science
part, which has nothing to do with it.Copy !req
637. They're getting at us
through the fiction.Copy !req
638. So, aliens have just been
setting us up over the years,Copy !req
639. creating this happy little
make-believe existence...Copy !req
640. with their E.T.
and their Men In Black movies...Copy !req
641. just so that nobody would believe it
if it really happened?Copy !req
642. I think so.
Yeah.Copy !req
643. - You're not buying this, are you?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
644. But it's kind of cool.Copy !req
645. Okay, so what's missing?Copy !req
646. Well, in The Body Snatchers,
they were pods, but where are they?Copy !req
647. I mean, where are the pods?Copy !req
648. There are no pods.Copy !req
649. There's gotta be
something else.Copy !req
650. In Puppet Masters,
they were parasites.Copy !req
651. - I filled Stan in.
- Come with us. Stokely's onto something.Copy !req
652. Really?Copy !req
653. Shit.Copy !req
654. Furlong must have sent it
up to the university.Copy !req
655. - Doubtful.
- Where else could it be?Copy !req
656. What? What is it?Copy !req
657. Will someone please tell me
what the hell's going on here?Copy !req
658. It all started yesterday when
I found this thing, this new species.Copy !req
659. Which is now missing.Copy !req
660. We think aliens are
taking over our school.Copy !req
661. Right. Come on.Copy !req
662. You saw what Brummel
did in the shower.Copy !req
663. I saw her dead body
in the closet.Copy !req
664. They've been calling students into the office.
The students with the most influence on down,Copy !req
665. including the new team captain.Copy !req
666. Looks like you picked
the right week to quit football.Copy !req
667. You think aliens have
infested our school?Copy !req
668. That would explain their weird
behaviour, wouldn't it?Copy !req
669. Give me a fucking break.Copy !req
670. So, what are we
doing in here?Copy !req
671. Shopping.Copy !req
672. - I've got a very large grocery list.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
673. This is where
I get my equipment.Copy !req
674. You borrow it
from science labs?Copy !req
675. I like to think of it
as stealing, actually.Copy !req
676. Just doing my part to the
deconstruction of America.Copy !req
677. So if anybody
finds us in here,Copy !req
678. just grab ahold of me and pretend
we're making out.Copy !req
679. The punishment
will be less severe.Copy !req
680. - Aliens?
- Do you have a better explanation, Stan?Copy !req
681. Great. Just listen to yourselves.
Our teachers are aliens?Copy !req
682. That's not weird,
that's fucking psychotic.Copy !req
683. Come on, guys.
This is nuts.Copy !req
684. Then leave, Stan. Why are you
hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.Copy !req
685. Blow me, Delilah,
'cause I'm sick of your shit.Copy !req
686. Get the fuck out of here
and take your freak dyke with you.Copy !req
687. Fuck you, tit bags.Copy !req
688. - Will everybody calm down, please?
- All right, Casey.Copy !req
689. Let's go alien for a second.
Why here?Copy !req
690. Why Ohio?Copy !req
691. If you were going
to take over the world,Copy !req
692. would you blow up the White House
Independence Day style...Copy !req
693. or sneak in
through the backdoor?Copy !req
694. Casey.Copy !req
695. Man, the only person
in this school who is an alien...Copy !req
696. is you, man.Copy !req
697. Fuck you, Zeke.Copy !req
698. What's going on here?Copy !req
699. Shouldn't you people
be in class?Copy !req
700. Well, it's like this,
Mr Furlong,Copy !req
701. Casey here
thinks you're an alien.Copy !req
702. - Really?
- The whole faculty, actually.Copy !req
703. Is that true?Copy !req
704. Casey?Copy !req
705. The thing I found yesterday–
Where is it?Copy !req
706. I sent it to the university.Copy !req
707. Do they know what it is?Copy !req
708. Look, sorry to impose and
disrupt, Mr Furlong, but–Copy !req
709. If you'd kindly take your seats,
this will be over quite quickly.Copy !req
710. Now sit down!Copy !req
711. - Put him the fuck down, Furlong.
- This is for the best, Zeke.Copy !req
712. Goddamn it!Copy !req
713. Come on.Copy !req
714. No!Copy !req
715. Zeke.Copy !req
716. This is usually the point where somebody
says, "Let's get the fuck outta here."Copy !req
717. Let's get the fuck outta here.Copy !req
718. Aliens are taking over
the fucking school.Copy !req
719. We gotta have proof.Copy !req
720. All right, everybody,
here's the deal.Copy !req
721. We're heading straight
for the parking lot.Copy !req
722. Pull it together,
and try to stay calm.Copy !req
723. Stokely.Copy !req
724. What's Stan hanging out
with those guys for?Copy !req
725. Delilah.Copy !req
726. My car.Copy !req
727. - Where are we going?
- Anywhere but here.Copy !req
728. Wait.
Stan!Copy !req
729. - There he is. Let's go.
- Where you going, buddy?Copy !req
730. - We're going to–
- Come on, Stan. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
731. - Get in the fucking car.
- Sure you don't want to play with us?Copy !req
732. Nah, Gabe... but thanks.Copy !req
733. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
734. Let's see if anybody's talking.Copy !req
735. Who the fuck are these guys?Copy !req
736. All right,
pull over here, fellas.Copy !req
737. - Fuck this shit.
- Hey!Copy !req
738. - Where's your mom and dad?
- Europe, I think.Copy !req
739. Shit.Copy !req
740. - My God.
- This is some serious shit.Copy !req
741. This is your big secret?
Caffeine pills?Copy !req
742. You didn't see that.Copy !req
743. What are we gonna do with
the police not being an option?Copy !req
744. I can call my dad.
He'd know what to do.Copy !req
745. If he's even
your dad anymore.Copy !req
746. It's called a gun, man.Copy !req
747. What is it?Copy !req
748. We're gonna find out.Copy !req
749. Hey, come here, Oscar.Copy !req
750. Come here, buddy.Copy !req
751. Jeez.Copy !req
752. Now what?Copy !req
753. I'm sorry, buddy.Copy !req
754. See? It's a parasite.Copy !req
755. It attaches itself to a host,
and then it controls it.Copy !req
756. - It's incomplete.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
757. It can survive on its own, but it's
really part of a greater organism.Copy !req
758. Look, it has the ability to replicate,
but it needs a host.Copy !req
759. Something moist.Copy !req
760. See what it did to Oscar's insides.
It dried them out.Copy !req
761. Hey, isn't a human body
composed mainly of water?Copy !req
762. They're using us.Copy !req
763. - Drying us out.
- Like Mrs Brummel, right?Copy !req
764. I overheard the coach.Copy !req
765. Her body was too old.
She didn't take.Copy !req
766. See, this partially explains
what happened to Furlong.Copy !req
767. That drug's a diuretic.
Dries it out. Kills it.Copy !req
768. They're using us as hosts. They're just
turning us into mindless slaves...Copy !req
769. - they can control.
- How do you know that?Copy !req
770. She doesn't.
She's a Trekkie sci-fi freak.Copy !req
771. Who's been right so far.Copy !req
772. How do we stop it?Copy !req
773. Yeah, Stokely,
this is your area.Copy !req
774. In theory,
they're all connected.Copy !req
775. - If we kill the master, we get them all.
- "In theory."Copy !req
776. What happens to everybody else?Copy !req
777. The ones who've been taken over?
Do they just die?Copy !req
778. No, they don't.
They would become human again.Copy !req
779. But that is
in theory, so–Copy !req
780. So if we found the leader
and killed it,Copy !req
781. - we'd beat it.
- What are we even talking about?Copy !req
782. - I say we get the fuck out of town.
- And go where?Copy !req
783. Don't you see? We got to stop it
or it's gonna spread.Copy !req
784. It took the high school
in a day and a half.Copy !req
785. Give it a week,
we'll never outrun it.Copy !req
786. - We have to fight.
- Fight what?Copy !req
787. We don't even know
who's alien and who's not.Copy !req
788. What if one of us was an alien
right now? How would we know?Copy !req
789. He's right. How do I know
you're really Casey?Copy !req
790. How do I know
you're really you?Copy !req
791. In Body Snatchers,
humans became emotionless.Copy !req
792. - They completely lost their identities.
- The coach had emotion.Copy !req
793. I mean, he's usually a real hard-ass,
but he was different somehow.Copy !req
794. His behaviour
was slightly odd.Copy !req
795. Like a star quarterback who mysteriously
quits the football team?Copy !req
796. What are you doing, Delilah?Copy !req
797. I'm just pointing out
your "slightly odd" behaviour, Stan.Copy !req
798. You've been acting really weird
the last couple of days.Copy !req
799. I'm not an alien,
I'm discontent.Copy !req
800. - There's another big word.
- You want to talk slightly odd?Copy !req
801. What about you? You haven't been
without your contacts...Copy !req
802. or hair spray
since birth.Copy !req
803. - I'm incognito.
- We just have to trust each other.Copy !req
804. And I'm supposed to trust you? Tell me something,
Miss Lesbian, when did you start liking boys?Copy !req
805. - What the fuck you talking about?
- I see the way you look at Stan.Copy !req
806. So when did you stop
muff-diving?Copy !req
807. She's not a lesbian.
That was a hoax.Copy !req
808. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
809. And what about you,
Miss Atlanta?Copy !req
810. It's just really convenient that you showed up
the second all these things started happening.Copy !req
811. - What are you doing in Ohio anyway?
- It's not my fault.Copy !req
812. Hey, shut up.Copy !req
813. She's got a point, Zeke.Copy !req
814. Yeah, Zeke, Professor.Copy !req
815. I mean, you seem to know an awful lot
about this stuff.Copy !req
816. No offence, but you're not exactly known
for your academic achievements.Copy !req
817. Neither are you, man.Copy !req
818. - Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
- Wha–Copy !req
819. All right,
this is getting us nowhere.Copy !req
820. I got a solution.Copy !req
821. We know this outs them, right?
Take a hit.Copy !req
822. No way, man.
I don't do drugs.Copy !req
823. Come on, man. If you're not an alien,
you got nothing to worry about.Copy !req
824. Zeke's right.Copy !req
825. This is the only way
to know for sure.Copy !req
826. Yeah, come on, Stan.
What are you afraid of, man?Copy !req
827. Look, we all do it.Copy !req
828. - Casey.
- Why me first?Copy !req
829. It's your birthright, man.
Just fucking take it.Copy !req
830. Easy, boy.Copy !req
831. What about you, Zeke? How do we know
you're not one of those fucking things?Copy !req
832. I don't get high
on my own stash, man.Copy !req
833. Fuck that, man!
You're taking it.Copy !req
834. You're taking it.Copy !req
835. Now what the hell's wrong with him?Copy !req
836. Nothing's wrong with him,
you asshole.Copy !req
837. He's tweaking.
Let him fucking tweak!Copy !req
838. Tweak. Tweak.Copy !req
839. Now you.Copy !req
840. Your turn.Copy !req
841. Stokely.Copy !req
842. I'm not putting that hack drug
up my nose.Copy !req
843. - It's so '80s.
- Aliens are taking over the Earth. Weigh it.Copy !req
844. - What's in it?
- Mostly caffeine. Some other household shit.Copy !req
845. Shit.Copy !req
846. Now you,
Delilah.Copy !req
847. No. Her first.Copy !req
848. - I'm allergic.
- Yeah, and I'm Portuguese. Who cares?Copy !req
849. Is she always this much fun, man?Copy !req
850. Sometimes she can be a real bitch.Copy !req
851. You know what I'm saying? You know?Copy !req
852. You both take it.Copy !req
853. Zeke, I can't.
You know, I can't.Copy !req
854. You have to take it.Copy !req
855. Showdown.Copy !req
856. Del?Copy !req
857. Shit!Copy !req
858. Shoot her. Shoot her
in the head, Casey.Copy !req
859. - Stan, I don't know what's happening.
- Shoot her, Casey.Copy !req
860. - Don't shoot her, Casey.
- Shoot her, Casey. She's fucking one of them, man!Copy !req
861. There's nowhere to go.Copy !req
862. Nowhere to hide.
We're everywhere.Copy !req
863. I'll fucking shoot her.Copy !req
864. Shit!Copy !req
865. Jesus!Copy !req
866. Get her!Copy !req
867. She's getting away!Copy !req
868. - Hurry!
- Shit!Copy !req
869. I should have known that
crazy bitch was one of them.Copy !req
870. We can get her back, Zeke.Copy !req
871. We can get them all back.Copy !req
872. She destroyed most of my supply.Copy !req
873. Look, if we kill the queen,
we can get them all back.Copy !req
874. Fuck!Copy !req
875. - How much do we have left?
- Not much.Copy !req
876. But we only need enough
to get the queen.Copy !req
877. - We get her, we get them all, right?
- I think so.Copy !req
878. - Where are we gonna find her?
- Friday night? Only one place she can be.Copy !req
879. Go Hornets!Copy !req
880. He crosses the field!
Eludes the tacklers!Copy !req
881. Tackled by four Hornets
with authority.Copy !req
882. Somebody stung
by the Hornets!Copy !req
883. Come on, ladies!
Let's play four quarters!Copy !req
884. Jesus.Copy !req
885. Get in there
and take his fucking head off.Copy !req
886. Kill! Kill!Copy !req
887. Kill!Copy !req
888. - You think it's Principal Drake?
- Who else?Copy !req
889. She's in charge.
It would make perfect sense.Copy !req
890. They're getting everybody.
I mean, the whole town is here.Copy !req
891. By morning, there won't be
a human left.Copy !req
892. Come on.Copy !req
893. Where are you guys?Copy !req
894. We found Drake.
She's at the game.Copy !req
895. What are you kids
doing in here?Copy !req
896. The gym is closed.
All of you come with me.Copy !req
897. We can't do that,
Miss Drake.Copy !req
898. Why is that?Copy !req
899. Get her.Copy !req
900. Quick, Zeke, get the doors!Copy !req
901. Get me out!
You're all expelled!Copy !req
902. - Stop the act. No one's buying it.
- We know who you are.Copy !req
903. You're in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
904. What are you doing?Copy !req
905. - You ready?
- Yep.Copy !req
906. Sniff this.Copy !req
907. - No.
- Sniff it or he shoots you.Copy !req
908. I will not.Copy !req
909. Now what?Copy !req
910. We do it the hard way.Copy !req
911. With Mr Furlong, we plunged it into his
eye, and the reaction was instantaneous.Copy !req
912. You stick her, and then I'll shoot her
before it erupts all over the place.Copy !req
913. Casey, are you on drugs?Copy !req
914. - What's wrong?
- Are we sure?Copy !req
915. Please don't, Casey!Copy !req
916. Don't wuss out, Casey!
Just do it!Copy !req
917. What if we were wrong?Copy !req
918. Stab it
and find out.Copy !req
919. I think we made a mistake, guys.Copy !req
920. She's dead.Copy !req
921. Easy!Copy !req
922. Is that it?Copy !req
923. Let's see if it worked.Copy !req
924. It better have worked,Copy !req
925. or there are gonna be
a lot of infected people going home.Copy !req
926. We're right at ground zero.Copy !req
927. You guys stay here.
I'll go check it out.Copy !req
928. I'm gonna need some scat.Copy !req
929. Use it wisely, man.Copy !req
930. What if it wasn't Drake?Copy !req
931. Then we're fucked.Copy !req
932. I just don't want
to never have done that.Copy !req
933. What are you looking at?Copy !req
934. Coach.Copy !req
935. Jesus, I wish I'd never come here.
I don't like this place.Copy !req
936. Any sign of him?Copy !req
937. I can't tell.
I can barely see anything.Copy !req
938. Quick, Stokely,
open the door.Copy !req
939. No, Stokely! We don't know
if it's still him.Copy !req
940. No, it's me.
Listen, it wasn't Drake.Copy !req
941. It's the coach,
and he's right after me. Open the door.Copy !req
942. Don't do it, Stoke.
Prove it, Stan. Where's the drug?Copy !req
943. I lost it. The coach was too fast for me.
Please, Stokely, don't leave me out here.Copy !req
944. - Last one, man.
- Please, I'm begging you! Don't leave me out here!Copy !req
945. - Come on, Stokely. Open the door.
- There, try it.Copy !req
946. Okay, I'll do it. I'll–
Just let me do it inside.Copy !req
947. Do it right now, man.Copy !req
948. - Take the test, man.
- Stan, take the drug, man. Prove it to us.Copy !req
949. Okay.Copy !req
950. Fuck!Copy !req
951. Fuck!Copy !req
952. Open the door.Copy !req
953. It is so much better.Copy !req
954. There's no fear...
or pain.Copy !req
955. It's beautiful.Copy !req
956. And you will be beautiful.Copy !req
957. You'll be beautiful.Copy !req
958. No problems or worries.Copy !req
959. We want you.Copy !req
960. I want you.Copy !req
961. I want you.Copy !req
962. Now open the fucking door!Copy !req
963. - Open the door!
- Come away.Copy !req
964. Go a-fucking-way, Stan!Copy !req
965. It's too late, Stokely.
We've already won.Copy !req
966. No pain, Stan?Copy !req
967. Well, come in here,
and I'll show you some fucking pain!Copy !req
968. I say we go for the coach.Copy !req
969. He turned Stan.
He's the one.Copy !req
970. Would you rather wait
for them to come to us?Copy !req
971. Either way,
we're completely unarmed.Copy !req
972. Maybe not. I might
have some more scat.Copy !req
973. Where?Copy !req
974. - In my trunk.
- In your trunk.Copy !req
975. In your car, amongst the aliens.
That's convenient.Copy !req
976. You got a better idea?Copy !req
977. Stan?Copy !req
978. You out there, buddy?Copy !req
979. Does it really take two of us
to get to your car?Copy !req
980. Nope. One of us
is a decoy.Copy !req
981. Get him!Copy !req
982. Where did he go?Copy !req
983. - Check over there.
- Come on! Find him!Copy !req
984. Hello, Casey.Copy !req
985. Where are you gonna go?Copy !req
986. Class wuss.
Eternal little loser...Copy !req
987. who comes to school every day
knowing that this is it.Copy !req
988. You've been
labelled pathetic...Copy !req
989. since first grade, and you're afraid it's
gonna bleed over for the rest of your life.Copy !req
990. But we can stop it, Casey.Copy !req
991. We can help you belong.
Isn't that what you really want?Copy !req
992. Please don't do this,
Delilah.Copy !req
993. I haven't been this happy
since probably–Copy !req
994. since before my dad died.Copy !req
995. You know you want me, Casey.Copy !req
996. Come on.
Let's do it together.Copy !req
997. Hello, Miss Burke.Copy !req
998. Hello, sweetie pie.Copy !req
999. - What are you looking for?
- Nothing important.Copy !req
1000. So, I take it you changed your mind
about the chocolate laxatives?Copy !req
1001. Actually, I had my heart set on something
cherry-flavoured. You know what I mean?Copy !req
1002. Sorry, I'm all out of those.Copy !req
1003. I might have something else
for you though.Copy !req
1004. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1005. - Something tasty?
- Let me hook you up.Copy !req
1006. Hello, Zekey boy.Copy !req
1007. You're too tense, honey.
Relax.Copy !req
1008. Fuck this.
I'm outta here.Copy !req
1009. I always thought the only alien
in this high school was me.Copy !req
1010. Not the case.Copy !req
1011. Who do you think it is,
the master alien, the queen bee?Copy !req
1012. It could be anyone.Copy !req
1013. What happens at the end
of these stories, Stokely?Copy !req
1014. How does Invasion of the
Body Snatchers turn out?Copy !req
1015. They get us.
They win. We lose.Copy !req
1016. Do we?
Maybe we really win.Copy !req
1017. Stan didn't
look unhappy.Copy !req
1018. That's 'cause
it wasn't Stan.Copy !req
1019. They took away
who he was.Copy !req
1020. Maybe they just bettered
who he was,Copy !req
1021. cleared away
his confusion.Copy !req
1022. I know you pride yourself
on being the outsider, Stokely,Copy !req
1023. but aren't you tired
of being something you're not?Copy !req
1024. I know I am.Copy !req
1025. No fucking way!Copy !req
1026. Shit!Copy !req
1027. Run, Stokes!Copy !req
1028. Stokes!Copy !req
1029. Stokely!Copy !req
1030. Stokes! Stokes!Copy !req
1031. Stokely!Copy !req
1032. No!Copy !req
1033. Stokely!Copy !req
1034. Come on, Stokes.
Run!Copy !req
1035. Come on!Copy !req
1036. - Hello?
- Zeke, I'm over here.Copy !req
1037. Watch out.
It's her.Copy !req
1038. - Zeke, don't believe her. It's her.
- She attacked me. Please, Zeke.Copy !req
1039. - What's going on here, Marybeth?
- Please, it is her.Copy !req
1040. She's lying.
She's trying to fake you out.Copy !req
1041. We don't know what she is:
gay, straight, alien.Copy !req
1042. Answer me something,Copy !req
1043. Why are you naked?Copy !req
1044. Does it bother you,
Zeke? My body?Copy !req
1045. - I'm getting kind of used to it myself.
- But I saw you take the test.Copy !req
1046. Zeke, how the hell can you
be sure what you saw?Copy !req
1047. It was sweet of you
to bond with me.Copy !req
1048. To be nice to me was sweet.Copy !req
1049. Will it work again, baby?Copy !req
1050. Do you like
what you see?Copy !req
1051. Zeke.Copy !req
1052. - Take this.
- Now, Marybeth.Copy !req
1053. - You sniff it.
- You're out of your fucking mind.Copy !req
1054. I'm not taking any chances. I leave for
five minutes, and everyone's an alien.Copy !req
1055. Now if I have to Men In Black your ass,
you're gonna fucking sniff it.Copy !req
1056. Happy now?Copy !req
1057. Jesus. I'm fucking
seeing two of everything.Copy !req
1058. Zeke. Zeke!Copy !req
1059. Come on, buddy.
Get up.Copy !req
1060. He's over here.Copy !req
1061. Casey, come out, come out,
wherever you are.Copy !req
1062. You know,
in my world, Casey,Copy !req
1063. there were limitless oceans
as far as the eye could see.Copy !req
1064. A beautiful home
until it started to dry up.Copy !req
1065. So I escaped,Copy !req
1066. came here and met you.Copy !req
1067. All of you.Copy !req
1068. All of you were different
from the others.Copy !req
1069. Thanks, pal.Copy !req
1070. You were lost and lonely,
just like me.Copy !req
1071. And I thought that maybe
I could give you a taste of my world:Copy !req
1072. a world without anger,
without fear, without attitude.Copy !req
1073. Where the underachiever
goes home at night to parents who care.Copy !req
1074. The jock can be smart,
the ugly duckling beautiful,Copy !req
1075. and the class wuss doesn't
have to live in terror.Copy !req
1076. And the new girl– Well, she can just fit
right in with people who are just like her.Copy !req
1077. You see, Casey, even Marybeth's
feelings can be hurt...Copy !req
1078. by a bunch of pathetic,
lost, little outcasts...Copy !req
1079. who truly believe that their
disaffected lonely life...Copy !req
1080. is the only way
they can survive.Copy !req
1081. I can make you a part of something
so special, Casey, so perfect,Copy !req
1082. so fearless.Copy !req
1083. Don't you want that, Casey?Copy !req
1084. I'd rather be afraid.Copy !req
1085. Fine. All right.
Have it your way.Copy !req
1086. 'Cause this is where your land
of fiction gets it right.Copy !req
1087. We win.
End of story.Copy !req
1088. Guaranteed to jack you up.Copy !req
1089. You wouldn't have
liked it here anyway.Copy !req
1090. Stokes. Stokes.Copy !req
1091. Are you... you?Copy !req
1092. I think so.Copy !req
1093. I hope so.Copy !req
1094. Fuck!Copy !req
1095. - Shit!
- Is it over?Copy !req
1096. Yeah.Copy !req
1097. All right, you little fuck-pukes,
quit screwing around!Copy !req
1098. As you can see, life has returned
to normal at Herrington High...Copy !req
1099. after the mysterious disappearance of
several faculty members one month ago.Copy !req
1100. Both the local authorities and
the F.B.I. have largely discounted...Copy !req
1101. several students' claim
that an extraterrestrial was involved.Copy !req
1102. A spokesperson for the F.B.I.
has indicated...Copy !req
1103. that no substantiating evidence
has been found.Copy !req
1104. That goes for you too, Zeke!Copy !req
1105. Just 'cause you're the new guy doesn't
mean we're gonna cut you any slack!Copy !req
1106. Put that butt out
and get in there!Copy !req
1107. Now bring that camera over here.Copy !req
1108. When do you think they're
gonna find a new story?Copy !req
1109. Haven't they milked our little
high school invasion to death?Copy !req
1110. Although there has been
no evidence of foul play,Copy !req
1111. the criminal investigation
is ongoing.Copy !req
1112. No regrets?Copy !req
1113. None whatsoever.Copy !req
1114. So, how does it feel
to be a hero?Copy !req
1115. It's all right, I guess.Copy !req
1116. I don't know, it's...Copy !req
1117. - different.
- That's him over there. Hey, Casey.Copy !req
1118. Your fan club's here again.Copy !req
1119. Network or local?Copy !req
1120. Both.Copy !req
1121. You know, you can be
pretty cool sometimes.Copy !req
1122. Things sure have changed,
haven't they?Copy !req