1. Aah!Copy !req
2. Will you take a look at that?Copy !req
3. Pretty pathetic, huh?Copy !req
4. Well, you'll never believe this,Copy !req
5. but that llama you're looking at
was once a human being.Copy !req
6. And not just any human being.Copy !req
7. That guy was an emperor.Copy !req
8. A rich, powerful ball of charisma.Copy !req
9. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
10. - This is his story.Copy !req
11. Well, actually my story.Copy !req
12. That's right. I'm that llama.Copy !req
13. The name is Kuzco...Copy !req
14. Emperor Kuzco.Copy !req
15. I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason.Copy !req
16. Oh, is that hard to believe?Copy !req
17. Look, I tell you what.
You go back aways...Copy !req
18. You know, before I was a llama,
and this will all make sense.Copy !req
19. All right, now see,
that's a little too far back.Copy !req
20. Oh-ho. Look at me!Copy !req
21. That's me as a baby.Copy !req
22. Ahem!Copy !req
23. All right, let's move ahead.Copy !req
24. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
25. There are despots and dictatorsCopy !req
26. Political manipulatorsCopy !req
27. There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleasCopy !req
28. There are kings and catty tyrantsCopy !req
29. Who are so lacking in refinementsCopy !req
30. They'd be better suited
swinging from the treesCopy !req
31. He was born and raised to ruleCopy !req
32. No one has ever been as coolCopy !req
33. In a thousand years of aristocracyCopy !req
34. An enigma and a mysteryCopy !req
35. In Mesoamerican historyCopy !req
36. The quintessence
of perfection that is heCopy !req
37. Okay, this is the real me. Not this.Copy !req
38. This. Not this.Copy !req
39. Winner! Loser.Copy !req
40. Okay, see this palace?
Everyone in it is at my command.Copy !req
41. - Check this out.Copy !req
42. Butler.Copy !req
43. Chef.Copy !req
44. Theme song guy.Copy !req
45. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
46. He's the sovereign lord of the nationCopy !req
47. He's the hippest cat in creationCopy !req
48. He's the alpha, the omega, A to ZCopy !req
49. And this perfect world will spinCopy !req
50. Around his every little whimCopy !req
51. 'Cause this perfect world
begins and ends withCopy !req
52. Me.Copy !req
53. What's his name?Copy !req
54. KuzcoCopy !req
55. That's his nameCopy !req
56. He's the king of the worldCopy !req
57. KuzcoCopy !req
58. Is he hip or what?Copy !req
59. KuzcoCopy !req
60. YeahCopy !req
61. Gow!Copy !req
62. You threw off my groove!Copy !req
63. I'm sorry, but you've thrown off
the emperor's groove.Copy !req
64. Sorry!Copy !req
65. You were saying?Copy !req
66. What's his name?
KuzcoCopy !req
67. KuzcoCopy !req
68. That's his nameCopy !req
69. Is he hip or what?Copy !req
70. Don't you know
he's the king of the world?Copy !req
71. Whoa, yeahCopy !req
72. Ow!Copy !req
73. Ha!Copy !req
74. Boom, baby!Copy !req
75. Aah! Your Highness,
it is time for you to choose your bride.Copy !req
76. All righty.Copy !req
77. Trot out the ladies.Copy !req
78. Let's take a look-see.Copy !req
79. - Hate your hair. Not likely.Copy !req
80. Yikes, yikes, yikes.Copy !req
81. And let me guess.
You have a great personality.Copy !req
82. Is this really the best you could do?Copy !req
83. Oh, yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...Copy !req
84. What is he babbling about?Copy !req
85. He's like the thing
that wouldn't shut up.Copy !req
86. Anyway, still wondering
about that llama in the opening?Copy !req
87. Well, let me show you the people
responsible for ruining my life.Copy !req
88. First, there's Pacha.Copy !req
89. Uh, excuse me.
I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.Copy !req
90. You see, I got this summons...Copy !req
91. Inside, up the stairs,
and to the left. Just follow the signs.Copy !req
92. Oh, great. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
93. Uh, and don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look.Copy !req
94. Oh!Copy !req
95. Uh, pardon me. That's mine.Copy !req
96. Oh, here you go.Copy !req
97. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
98. Aah! Oh, hey. Are you all right?
Here. Let me...Copy !req
99. - Oh, you're so very kind.
- What happened?Copy !req
100. Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.Copy !req
101. - What?
- His groove!Copy !req
102. The rhythm in which he lives his life,
his pattern of behavior.Copy !req
103. I threw it off,Copy !req
104. and the emperor had me
thrown out the window.Copy !req
105. Oh, really?
I'm supposed to see him today.Copy !req
106. Don't throw off his groove!Copy !req
107. Oh, okay.Copy !req
108. Beware the groove.Copy !req
109. Hey, are you gonna be all right?Copy !req
110. Groove.Copy !req
111. You see what I mean?Copy !req
112. This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is,Copy !req
113. he is nothing compared
to what's coming up next.Copy !req
114. And why
have you come here today?Copy !req
115. Well... Your Highness...
I mean, Your Grace.Copy !req
116. Okay, gang.
Check out this piece of work.Copy !req
117. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor,Copy !req
118. living proof that dinosaurs
once roamed the Earth.Copy !req
119. And let's not forget
Yzma's right-hand man.Copy !req
120. Every decade or so
she gets a new one.Copy !req
121. This year's model is called Kronk.Copy !req
122. Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.Copy !req
123. - Uh!Copy !req
124. Yep, that's Kronk.Copy !req
125. Now lately, Yzma's
gotten into this bad habitCopy !req
126. of trying to run the country
behind my back,Copy !req
127. and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.Copy !req
128. It is no concern of mine
whether your family has...Copy !req
129. What was it again?Copy !req
130. Um, food.Copy !req
131. Ha! You really should have thought
of that before you became peasants.Copy !req
132. We're through here.
Take him away. Next!Copy !req
133. But I... Okay.Copy !req
134. Ugh.Copy !req
135. The nerve of
some of those peasants, huh?Copy !req
136. Tell me about it. Aah!Copy !req
137. Hi there.Copy !req
138. Ooh, Your Highness.Copy !req
139. Ahem.Copy !req
140. Oh, oh, oh. Um...Copy !req
141. Uh, you were doing it again.Copy !req
142. Doing?
Doing... Doing what?Copy !req
143. Doing my job.Copy !req
144. I'm the emperor,
and you're the emperor's advisor.Copy !req
145. - Remember that?
- But, Your Highness,Copy !req
146. I was only dealing with
meaningless peasant matters.Copy !req
147. Whoa!Copy !req
148. Look at these wrinkles.Copy !req
149. What is holding this woman together?Copy !req
150. What the...
How long has that been there?Copy !req
151. Good thinkin', Yzma.
What do you say, Kuzco?Copy !req
152. Whoa! No touchy!Copy !req
153. No touchy. No touch.Copy !req
154. Uh, excuse me, Your Highness.
The village leader is here to see you.Copy !req
155. Oh, great. Send him in.Copy !req
156. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.Copy !req
157. Fired?Copy !req
158. What do you mean, fired?Copy !req
159. Um, how else can I say it?Copy !req
160. You're being let go,
your department's being downsized,Copy !req
161. you're part of an outplacement,
we're going in a different direction,Copy !req
162. we're not picking up your option...
Take your pick. I got more.Copy !req
163. But I... You... Uh...Copy !req
164. Uhh.Copy !req
165. But... But, Your Highness,Copy !req
166. I have been nothing
if not loyal to the empireCopy !req
167. for many, many years.Copy !req
168. Hey, hey, everybody hits their stride.Copy !req
169. You just hit yours 50 years ago.Copy !req
170. - So, who's in my chair?Copy !req
171. Oh, oh! I know! Yzma.Copy !req
172. Yzma's in your chair, right?Copy !req
173. Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack.Copy !req
174. Got it!Copy !req
175. Oof!Copy !req
176. Okay, you heard the man. Up, up, up.Copy !req
177. I'm okay. I'm fine.Copy !req
178. Ah.Copy !req
179. Okay. Show him in.Copy !req
180. Ahem.Copy !req
181. Uh, Afternoon, Your Highness.Copy !req
182. I'm here
because I received a summons...Copy !req
183. Hey, there he is! My main village man.Copy !req
184. Um, Pacha.Copy !req
185. Anyway, I got this summons...Copy !req
186. Pacha.Copy !req
187. That's right.
You are just the man I wanted to see.Copy !req
188. I am?Copy !req
189. Word on the street is
you can fix my problem.Copy !req
190. You can fix my problem, can't you?Copy !req
191. Sure. I'll do what I can.Copy !req
192. Good, good.
That's just what I wanted to hear.Copy !req
193. Are you aware of just how important
your village is to the empire?Copy !req
194. Well, I know we grow the crops
that you use here at the palace.Copy !req
195. We also herd the llamas that you...Copy !req
196. My village?Copy !req
197. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
198. You got a pretty sweet little setup thereCopy !req
199. on top of that hill, don't you?Copy !req
200. Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop
for the last six generations.Copy !req
201. Uh-huh.Copy !req
202. So tell me, where do you find
you get the most sun?Copy !req
203. Oh, I'd say just on the other side
of those trees.Copy !req
204. When the sun hits that ridge just right,
these hills sing.Copy !req
205. Well, that settles it.Copy !req
206. - Really?
- Yep. Problem solved.Copy !req
207. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
208. That's it? That's all you wanted me for?Copy !req
209. I just needed an insider's opinion
before I okay'd this spot for my pool.Copy !req
210. Uh, your pool?Copy !req
211. Boo-yah! Welcome to Kuzcotopia,Copy !req
212. my ultimate summer getaway
complete with water slide.Copy !req
213. - What?
- Isn't it great?Copy !req
214. It's my birthday gift to me. Ha!Copy !req
215. I'm so happy.Copy !req
216. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
217. Um... I don't understand
how this could happen.Copy !req
218. Well, let me clear it up for you.Copy !req
219. At my birthday celebration tomorrow,
I give the word,Copy !req
220. and your town will be destroyedCopy !req
221. to make way for this...Copy !req
222. So, if I were you, I'd pick up some
change-of-address formsCopy !req
223. on the way home.Copy !req
224. But, um, where will we live?Copy !req
225. Hmmm.Copy !req
226. Don't know, don't care. How's that?Copy !req
227. Oh, but wait. You can't...Copy !req
228. When I give the word,Copy !req
229. your little town thingy will be bye-bye.Copy !req
230. Bye-bye!Copy !req
231. Oh, wait. No...Copy !req
232. Boo-hoo.Copy !req
233. Oh, yeah.
Everything was goin' my way.Copy !req
234. Or so I thought.Copy !req
235. He can't get rid of me that easily.Copy !req
236. Who does that ungrateful
little worm think he is?Copy !req
237. Does he... A little to the left.Copy !req
238. Have any idea of who he's dealing with?Copy !req
239. How could he do this to me?
Why, I practically raised him.Copy !req
240. Yeah, you think he
would've turned out better.Copy !req
241. Yeah, go figure.Copy !req
242. Well, it's better
you're takin' out your angerCopy !req
243. on these things instead
of the real Kuzco, huh?Copy !req
244. - That's it, Kronk! That's it!Copy !req
245. I'll get rid of Kuzco.Copy !req
246. The real Kuzco?Copy !req
247. Of course the real Kuzco.Copy !req
248. Don't you see? It's perfect.Copy !req
249. With him out of the way
and no heir to the throne,Copy !req
250. I'll take over and rule the empire.Copy !req
251. Brilliant!Copy !req
252. So how does that work
with you bein' fired and all?Copy !req
253. The only ones who know
about that are the three of us,Copy !req
254. soon to be the two of us.Copy !req
255. And I'm one of those two, right?Copy !req
256. To the secret lab!Copy !req
257. Pull the lever, Kronk.Copy !req
258. Wrong lever!Copy !req
259. - Huh?Copy !req
260. Why do we even have that lever?Copy !req
261. Get out of my way!Copy !req
262. Please remain seatedCopy !req
263. and keep your arms and legs
in at all times.Copy !req
264. Whee!Copy !req
265. Faster, faster!Copy !req
266. Yzma, put your hands in the air!Copy !req
267. Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
268. Ah, how shall I do it?Copy !req
269. Oh, I know.Copy !req
270. I'll turn him into a flea,Copy !req
271. a harmless little flea,Copy !req
272. and then I'll put that flea in a box,Copy !req
273. and then I'll put that box
inside of another box,Copy !req
274. and then I'll mail that box to myself,Copy !req
275. and when it arrives...Copy !req
276. I'll smash it with a hammer!Copy !req
277. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you!Copy !req
278. Genius, I say!Copy !req
279. Or, to save on postage,Copy !req
280. I'll just poison him with this.Copy !req
281. Take it, Kronk. Oh, ho, ho.Copy !req
282. Feel the power.Copy !req
283. Oh...Copy !req
284. I can feel it.Copy !req
285. Our moment of triumph approaches.Copy !req
286. It's dinner time.Copy !req
287. So, is everything ready for tonight?Copy !req
288. Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off
with soup and a light saladCopy !req
289. and then see how we feel after that.Copy !req
290. Not the dinner...Copy !req
291. The you-know...Copy !req
292. Oh, right. The poison...Copy !req
293. The poison for Kuzco,Copy !req
294. the poison chosen
specially to kill Kuzco,Copy !req
295. Kuzco's poison.Copy !req
296. - That poison?
- Yes! That poison.Copy !req
297. Got you covered.Copy !req
298. Excellent.Copy !req
299. A few drops in his drink,
then I'll propose a toast,Copy !req
300. and he will be dead before dessert.Copy !req
301. Which is a real shame,
because it's gonna be delicious.Copy !req
302. Boom, bam, baby!Copy !req
303. Let's get to the grub.Copy !req
304. I am one hungry king of the world.Copy !req
305. So, no hard feelings about being let go?Copy !req
306. None whatsoever.Copy !req
307. Kronk, get the emperor a drink.Copy !req
308. Drink. Right.Copy !req
309. Your Highness.Copy !req
310. Is something burning?Copy !req
311. My spinach puffs!Copy !req
312. Ahem.Copy !req
313. So, he seems nice.Copy !req
314. He is.Copy !req
315. He's what, in his late 20s?Copy !req
316. I'm not sure.Copy !req
317. Saved 'em!Copy !req
318. - That's great.
Great!Copy !req
319. - Good job.
- Very good job.Copy !req
320. Watch it. They're still hot.Copy !req
321. Ahem.Copy !req
322. Ahem!Copy !req
323. Kronk. The emperor needs his drink.Copy !req
324. Right. Oh, right.Copy !req
325. Hey, Kronky,
everything okay back there?Copy !req
326. Well...Copy !req
327. Oh, uh...Copy !req
328. Ooh. The drinks were a bit on the...Copy !req
329. Mmm.Copy !req
330. Oh... Uh... Warm side.Copy !req
331. Hey, did you see that sky today?
Talk about blue.Copy !req
332. Yes, Kronk.Copy !req
333. Riveting.Copy !req
334. A toast to the emperor!Copy !req
335. Long live Kuzco!Copy !req
336. Don't drink the wine.Copy !req
337. Poison.Copy !req
338. Ah! Tasty.Copy !req
339. Finally!Copy !req
340. Good work, Kronk.Copy !req
341. Oh, they're so easy to make.
I'll get you the recipe.Copy !req
342. Now to get rid of the body.Copy !req
343. Okay! What were we saying?Copy !req
344. Uh, we were just making a toastCopy !req
345. to your long and...Copy !req
346. Healthy rule.Copy !req
347. Right. So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
348. I mean, you've been
around here a long time,Copy !req
349. and I really mean a long time.Copy !req
350. Ahem.Copy !req
351. It might be difficult
for someone of your ageCopy !req
352. adjusting to life in the private sector.Copy !req
353. Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal?
Be a friend? Ha, ha.Copy !req
354. Now,
about you finding new work...Copy !req
355. Hit him on the head.Copy !req
356. That's gonna be tough.Copy !req
357. More broccoli?Copy !req
358. Because you're... You know.Copy !req
359. Let's face it. You're no spring chicken,Copy !req
360. and I mean that
in the best possible way.Copy !req
361. What? A llama?Copy !req
362. He's supposed to be dead!Copy !req
363. Yeah, weird.Copy !req
364. Let me see that vial.Copy !req
365. This isn't poison.Copy !req
366. This is extract of llama.
Ugh!Copy !req
367. You know, in my defense,
your poisons all look alike.Copy !req
368. You might think about
relabeling some of them.Copy !req
369. Take him out of town
and finish the job now!Copy !req
370. What about dinner?Copy !req
371. Kronk, this is kind of important.Copy !req
372. How about dessert?Copy !req
373. Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.Copy !req
374. And coffee?Copy !req
375. All right. A quick cup of coffee.Copy !req
376. Then take him out of town
and finish the job!Copy !req
377. Cha cha cha chaCopy !req
378. Guess where I am right now.Copy !req
379. Uh-huh. In the bag.Copy !req
380. Still think I'm not the victim here?
Watch. It gets better.Copy !req
381. Hey!Copy !req
382. Ugh,
he's doing his own theme music?Copy !req
383. Big, dumb, and tone deaf.Copy !req
384. I am so glad
I was unconscious for all of this.Copy !req
385. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
386. You're not
just gonna let him die like that, are you?Copy !req
387. My shoulder angel.Copy !req
388. Don't listen to that guy.Copy !req
389. He's trying to lead you
down the path of righteousness.Copy !req
390. I'm gonna lead you
down the path that rocks.Copy !req
391. - Oh, come off it.
- You come off it!Copy !req
392. - You.
- You.Copy !req
393. - You.
- You infinity.Copy !req
394. Uhh!Copy !req
395. Listen up, big guy.Copy !req
396. I got three good reasons why
you should just walk away.Copy !req
397. Number one... Look at that guy!Copy !req
398. He's got that sissy stringy music thing.Copy !req
399. We've been through this.
It's a harp, and you know it.Copy !req
400. Oh, right. That's a harp...Copy !req
401. And that's a dress.Copy !req
402. Robe!Copy !req
403. Reason number 2.Copy !req
404. Look what I can do.Copy !req
405. But, what does that
have to do with anything?Copy !req
406. No, no. He's got a point.Copy !req
407. Listen, you guys.Copy !req
408. You're sort of confusing me, so begone!Copy !req
409. Uh, or, uh, you know.
However I get rid of you guys.Copy !req
410. That'll work.Copy !req
411. Um,
what's with the chimp and the bug?Copy !req
412. Can we get back to me?Copy !req
413. Oh, boy. Think, think, think.Copy !req
414. What to do, what to do?
What do we do with the body?Copy !req
415. What am I gonna tell the village?Copy !req
416. Come on, Kronky.
Come on, Kronky. Okay.Copy !req
417. What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
418. - Aah!Copy !req
419. Back! Elbow! Shoulder!Copy !req
420. - Ugh!Copy !req
421. Oh, hey! Hey, you!
Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
422. Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
423. Comin' through. Hey, you with the cart!Copy !req
424. Uh-oh!Copy !req
425. This is not good.Copy !req
426. Uhh. Hope that doesn't come back
to haunt me.Copy !req
427. Mom, Mom!
I think I'm still growing!Copy !req
428. Measure me again!Copy !req
429. All right, Tipo.
Stand still and let's see.Copy !req
430. Mom, you and I both know
that it's impossible for himCopy !req
431. - to have grown in the last five minutes.
- Mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
432. Isn't it?Copy !req
433. Look how much you've grown!Copy !req
434. What? Tipo, get out of the way.
It's my turn again. Measure me.Copy !req
435. Dad's home!Copy !req
436. Hey!Copy !req
437. Come here.Copy !req
438. Dad! I ate a bug today!Copy !req
439. Oh! Was Mom baking again?Copy !req
440. Heh. Don't tell her I said that.Copy !req
441. I heard that.Copy !req
442. Okay, everybody, move aside.Copy !req
443. Lady with a baby comin' through.Copy !req
444. Dad, Dad, Dad! Look at how big I am!Copy !req
445. We were all measured today.Copy !req
446. Oh.Copy !req
447. I'm going through a growth spurt.Copy !req
448. I'm as big as you were
when you were me.Copy !req
449. Mmm-hmm. Sure are.Copy !req
450. That's not as impressive
as my loose tooth. See?Copy !req
451. Okay, okay, you two.Copy !req
452. Our deal was that you could stay awake
until Daddy came home.Copy !req
453. Now say good night.Copy !req
454. Dad, do we have to?Copy !req
455. No, you two can stay up.Copy !req
456. We're just gonna be sittin'
here tellin' each otherCopy !req
457. how much we love each other.Copy !req
458. Right, honey?Copy !req
459. - Ew!
- Blecch!Copy !req
460. Good night.Copy !req
461. So what did the emperor want?Copy !req
462. Ahem.Copy !req
463. You know what? He couldn't see me.Copy !req
464. - Couldn't see you? Why not?
- I don't know.Copy !req
465. Well, that's just rude.Copy !req
466. Well, he is the emperor.
I'm sure he's busy.Copy !req
467. No, no, no, no. No.Copy !req
468. Emperor or no emperor,
it's called common courtesy.Copy !req
469. Honey...Copy !req
470. If that were me,
I'd march right back thereCopy !req
471. and demand to see him,
and you know I would.Copy !req
472. Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.Copy !req
473. Pacha, I'm fine.
This baby's not coming for a while,Copy !req
474. but even if it was,
I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.Copy !req
475. That kind of behavior just...Copy !req
476. Uhh!Copy !req
477. I gotta go wash something.Copy !req
478. Pacha? You okay?Copy !req
479. Hmm?Copy !req
480. Oh, yeah.
I'm just a little tired from the trip.Copy !req
481. Um...Copy !req
482. I'm gonna go put Misty away.Copy !req
483. Hi. Excuse me.Copy !req
484. Two seconds here.Copy !req
485. Um, I'm the one in the cart. Remember?Copy !req
486. This story's about me, not him.Copy !req
487. Okay. You got it? All right.Copy !req
488. We're gonna move ahead.
Sorry to slow you down.Copy !req
489. Huh?Copy !req
490. Whoa!Copy !req
491. Uh. Oh...Copy !req
492. Where'd you come from, little guy?Copy !req
493. No touchy.Copy !req
494. Aah! Demon llama!Copy !req
495. Demon llama? Where?Copy !req
496. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
497. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
498. Ow! My head.Copy !req
499. Okay, demon llama. Just take it easy.Copy !req
500. I mean you no harm.Copy !req
501. What are you talking about...Copy !req
502. Oh, wait. I know you.Copy !req
503. You're that whiny peasant.Copy !req
504. Emperor Kuzco?Copy !req
505. Yeah. Who do you think
you were talkin' to?Copy !req
506. Uh. How did... Um.Copy !req
507. You don't...Copy !req
508. Look like the emperor.Copy !req
509. What do you mean
I don't look like the emperor?Copy !req
510. Uh... Oh...Copy !req
511. Do this...Copy !req
512. What is this, some kind of little game
you country folk like to...Copy !req
513. It can't be! Aah!Copy !req
514. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
515. My face! Aah!
My beautiful, beautiful face!Copy !req
516. - Okay, okay, okay.
- I'm an ugly, stinky llama!Copy !req
517. Wait, okay, Your Majesty.Copy !req
518. - Llama face!Copy !req
519. What happened?Copy !req
520. I'm tryin' to figure that out, okay?Copy !req
521. I can't remember.
I can't remember anything.Copy !req
522. Wait a minute.Copy !req
523. I remember you.Copy !req
524. I remember telling you
that I was building my poolCopy !req
525. where your house was,
and then you got mad at me.Copy !req
526. Oh!Copy !req
527. And you turned me into a llama!Copy !req
528. What? No, I did not.Copy !req
529. Yes, and then you kidnapped me.Copy !req
530. Why would I kidnap a llama?Copy !req
531. I have no idea.
You're the criminal mastermind, not me.Copy !req
532. What?Copy !req
533. Hmm. You're right.
That's giving you way too much credit.Copy !req
534. Okay. I have to get back to the palace.Copy !req
535. Yzma's got that "secret lab."Copy !req
536. I'll just snap my fingers
and order her to change me back.Copy !req
537. Hey, you. No time to waste. Let's go.Copy !req
538. Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body.
Wouldn't you? Now let's go.Copy !req
539. Build your summerhouse
somewhere else.Copy !req
540. You want to run that by me again?Copy !req
541. I can't let you go back
unless you change your mindCopy !req
542. and build your summer
home somewhere else.Copy !req
543. Hmm. I got a little secret for you.
Come here. No, closer.Copy !req
544. I don't make deals with peasants!Copy !req
545. Then I guess I can't take you back.Copy !req
546. Fine. I don't need you.Copy !req
547. I can find my own way back.Copy !req
548. I wouldn't recommend it.Copy !req
549. It's a little dangerous
if you don't know the way.Copy !req
550. Nice try, pal.Copy !req
551. No, really. I'm telling you,
there are jaguars and snakesCopy !req
552. - and quicksand.
- I'm not listening.Copy !req
553. I'm not kidding.
Listen, you cannot go in there.Copy !req
554. Oh. Heh.Copy !req
555. Still not listening.Copy !req
556. Ah, you...Copy !req
557. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
558. Go ahead!Copy !req
559. If there's no Kuzco,
there's no Kuzcotopia.Copy !req
560. Takes care of my problem.Copy !req
561. Hmm.Copy !req
562. Scary jungle. Right.Copy !req
563. Oh, a leaf. Oh, it might attack me.Copy !req
564. Oh! It's a scary tree.Copy !req
565. I'm afraid. Ha ha.Copy !req
566. Please. Never find my way?
I'm the emperor, and as such,Copy !req
567. I'm born with an innate
sense of direction.Copy !req
568. Okay, where am I?Copy !req
569. What...Copy !req
570. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
571. Help me! Ohh!Copy !req
572. - Uhh.Copy !req
573. Too late.Copy !req
574. Okay, that was the freakiest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
575. Aah!Copy !req
576. What do you want?Copy !req
577. Oh, for me?Copy !req
578. Why, I don't know what to say.Copy !req
579. Ow!Copy !req
580. Hit the road, Bucky.Copy !req
581. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
582. Huh?Copy !req
583. Huh?Copy !req
584. Uh-oh.Copy !req
585. - No, no. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
586. No, no. No, don't.Copy !req
587. Ha!Copy !req
588. No!Copy !req
589. Aah!Copy !req
590. You killer jaguars...Copy !req
591. Whoa!Copy !req
592. Aah!Copy !req
593. Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha.
You're safe now.Copy !req
594. Maybe I'm just new
to this whole rescuing thing,Copy !req
595. but this, to me,Copy !req
596. might be considered
kind of a step backwards,Copy !req
597. - wouldn't you say?
- No, no, no. It's okay.Copy !req
598. This is all right.Copy !req
599. We can figure this out.Copy !req
600. I hate you.Copy !req
601. No!Copy !req
602. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
603. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
604. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
605. Ow!Copy !req
606. Uhh!Copy !req
607. I don't know about you,
but I'm getting all funned out.Copy !req
608. Uh-oh.Copy !req
609. Don't tell me.
We're about to go over a huge waterfall.Copy !req
610. - Yep.
- Sharp rocks at the bottom?Copy !req
611. Most likely.Copy !req
612. Bring it on.Copy !req
613. Boo-yah!Copy !req
614. Whoo!Copy !req
615. Your Highness.Copy !req
616. Your Highness, can you hear me?Copy !req
617. Oh, boy. Come on, breathe.Copy !req
618. Breathe!Copy !req
619. Ohh. Why me?Copy !req
620. Ugh!Copy !req
621. All right.Copy !req
622. - Ohh!
- Aah!Copy !req
623. - Ohh!
- Ohh!Copy !req
624. For the last time, it was not a kiss.Copy !req
625. Well, whatever you call it...Copy !req
626. It was disgusting.Copy !req
627. And if you would've done what
I ordered you to do in the first place,Copy !req
628. we all could've been spared
your little kiss of life.Copy !req
629. Aw!Copy !req
630. But now that you're here,
you will take me back to the palace.Copy !req
631. I'll have Yzma change me back,Copy !req
632. and then I'll start construction
on Kuzcotopia.Copy !req
633. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
634. Okay, now, look,
I think we got off on the wrong foot here.Copy !req
635. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
636. I just think if you really thought about it,Copy !req
637. you'd decide to build your home
on a different hilltop.Copy !req
638. And why would I do that?Copy !req
639. Because...Copy !req
640. Deep down, I think you'll realizeCopy !req
641. that you're forcing an entire village
out of their homes just for you.Copy !req
642. And that's...Copy !req
643. Bad?Copy !req
644. Well, yeah.Copy !req
645. Nobody's that heartless.Copy !req
646. Mmm.Copy !req
647. Now take me back.Copy !req
648. What? Wait, wait.
How can you be this way?Copy !req
649. All you care about
is building your summer homeCopy !req
650. and filling it with stuff for you.Copy !req
651. Uh, yeah. Doy. Me.Copy !req
652. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.Copy !req
653. You're the only one that doesn't
seem to be with the program,Copy !req
654. eh, Pacha?Copy !req
655. You know what? Someday,
you're going to wind up all alone,Copy !req
656. and you'll have no one
to blame but yourself.Copy !req
657. Thanks for that. I'll log that away.Copy !req
658. Now, for the final time, I order you
to take me back to the palace.Copy !req
659. Looks to me like you're stuck out here,Copy !req
660. because unless you change your mind,
I'm not taking you back.Copy !req
661. Because unless
you change your mind,Copy !req
662. I'm not taking you back.Copy !req
663. Me, me, me.
Moo, moo, moo.Copy !req
664. Huh? What?
I didn't do anything. I didn't...Copy !req
665. Somebody's throwing stuff.Copy !req
666. You going to build a fire or what?
What's going on?Copy !req
667. He's never going to change his mind.Copy !req
668. How am I ever going to get out of here?Copy !req
669. And so, it is with great sadnessCopy !req
670. that we mourn the sudden departure
of our beloved prince...Copy !req
671. Taken from us so tragicallyCopy !req
672. on the very eve of his 18th birthday.Copy !req
673. Poor little guy.Copy !req
674. His legacy will live on in our hearts...Copy !req
675. He never had a chance.Copy !req
676. For all eternity.Copy !req
677. Well, he ain't gettin' any deader.Copy !req
678. Back to work.Copy !req
679. Kronk, darlin',Copy !req
680. I must admit you had me worried
when you mixed up those poisons,Copy !req
681. but now that Kuzco is dead,
all is forgiven.Copy !req
682. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's...Copy !req
683. He's dead, all right.Copy !req
684. I mean, you can't get much deader
than he... than he is right now.Copy !req
685. Unless, of course, we killed him again.Copy !req
686. I suppose.Copy !req
687. Hey, look, the royal dresser's here.Copy !req
688. Kronk...Copy !req
689. I should tell you right now
I'm kind of hard to fit.Copy !req
690. Kronk...Copy !req
691. I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.Copy !req
692. - Ahh!
- Kuzco is dead, right?Copy !req
693. Tell me Kuzco's dead.Copy !req
694. I need to hear these words.Copy !req
695. Do you need to hear
all those words exactly?Copy !req
696. He's still alive?Copy !req
697. Well, he's not as dead
as we would've hoped.Copy !req
698. Kronk...Copy !req
699. I just thought I'd give you the heads-up
in case Kuzco ever came back.Copy !req
700. He can't come back!Copy !req
701. Yeah. That would be kind of awkward,
especially after that lovely eulogy.Copy !req
702. You think?Copy !req
703. You and I are going out to find him.
If he talks, we are through!Copy !req
704. Now let's move!Copy !req
705. Dad, look out!Copy !req
706. Tipo, what is it?Copy !req
707. I had a dream that Dad was tied to a logCopy !req
708. and was careening out of control
down a raging river of death!Copy !req
709. - All right, all right, it's okay.Copy !req
710. - It was awful!
- It's okay, it's okay. Tipo, calm down.Copy !req
711. It was just a dream.Copy !req
712. Your dad's fine.
He just went back to see the emperor.Copy !req
713. Oh.Copy !req
714. Like you told him to,
'cause you're always right.Copy !req
715. That's right.Copy !req
716. Well, in my dream,
Dad had to kiss a llama.Copy !req
717. Yeah, like that would ever happen.Copy !req
718. - It could.
- Nuh-uh.Copy !req
719. - Yeah-huh.
- Nuh-uh.Copy !req
720. Yeah-huh.Copy !req
721. Good night, you two.Copy !req
722. Night, Mom!Copy !req
723. Brr!Copy !req
724. Uh, hey.Copy !req
725. Thanks.Copy !req
726. Oh.Copy !req
727. No problem.Copy !req
728. Feels like wool.Copy !req
729. Yeah.Copy !req
730. Alpaca?Copy !req
731. Oh, yeah, it is.Copy !req
732. Oh, yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
733. It's nice.Copy !req
734. My wife made it.Copy !req
735. Oh, she knits?Copy !req
736. Crochets.Copy !req
737. Crochets? Nice.Copy !req
738. Thanks.Copy !req
739. So...Copy !req
740. So, I was thinking that
when I got back to the city,Copy !req
741. we'd...Copy !req
742. I mean, there's lots of hilltops,
and maybe I might, you know...Copy !req
743. I might...Copy !req
744. Are you saying...Copy !req
745. You've changed your mind?Copy !req
746. Oh, well, I...Copy !req
747. Because you know that means you're
doing something nice for someone else.Copy !req
748. No, I know that. I know.Copy !req
749. And you're all right with that?Copy !req
750. Yes.Copy !req
751. What?Copy !req
752. Don't shake unless you mean it.Copy !req
753. All right.Copy !req
754. Let's get you back to the palace.Copy !req
755. Oh, by the way, thanks.Copy !req
756. No...Copy !req
757. Thank you.Copy !req
758. Okay.
Once we cross this bridge,Copy !req
759. it's only an hour to the palace.Copy !req
760. Good, because believe it or not,
I think I need a bath.Copy !req
761. I believe it.Copy !req
762. - What was that?
- Nothing.Copy !req
763. Ohh!Copy !req
764. Whoa!Copy !req
765. Kuzco!Copy !req
766. - Yeah?
- Quick, help me up!Copy !req
767. No. I don't think I will.Copy !req
768. You're going to leave me here?Copy !req
769. Well, I was going to have
you imprisoned for life,Copy !req
770. but I kind of like this better.Copy !req
771. I thought you were a changed man.Copy !req
772. Oh, come on. I had to say something
to get you to take me back to the city.Copy !req
773. So all of it was a lie?Copy !req
774. Well, yeah. No, wait.Copy !req
775. Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie.Copy !req
776. Toodles.Copy !req
777. We shook hands on it!Copy !req
778. You know, the funny thing
about shaking hands is...Copy !req
779. You need hands.Copy !req
780. Ha. Okay. Buh-bye.Copy !req
781. Ah!Copy !req
782. Are you okay? Are you all right?Copy !req
783. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm all right.Copy !req
784. Good!Copy !req
785. That's for going back on your promise!Copy !req
786. Yeah. That's for kidnapping me
and taking me to your village...Copy !req
787. Which I'm still gonna destroy,
by the way.Copy !req
788. No touchy.Copy !req
789. Ohh!Copy !req
790. Why did I risk my life
for a selfish brat like you?Copy !req
791. I was always taught that there
was some good in everyone,Copy !req
792. but, oh, you proved me wrong.Copy !req
793. Oh, boo-hoo.
Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.Copy !req
794. I could've let you die
out there in that jungle,Copy !req
795. and then all my problems
would be over.Copy !req
796. Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.Copy !req
797. Let's end this.Copy !req
798. Ladies first.Copy !req
799. - Aah!Copy !req
800. Ohh!Copy !req
801. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
802. - Whoa!
- Ohh!Copy !req
803. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
804. Aah!Copy !req
805. What are we gonna do?
We're gonna die!Copy !req
806. We're gonna die! That's it for me!Copy !req
807. No, we're not. Calm down.Copy !req
808. I have an idea. Give me your arm.Copy !req
809. Okay, now the other one.Copy !req
810. When I say go, push against my back,Copy !req
811. and we'll walk up the hill. Ready?Copy !req
812. Go.Copy !req
813. Ow! You did that on purpose.Copy !req
814. - Aah!
- No, I didn't!Copy !req
815. Now, we're gonna have to work together
to get out of this, so follow my lead.Copy !req
816. Ready?Copy !req
817. - Right foot.
- Whose right?Copy !req
818. Your right or mine?Copy !req
819. I don't care. Mine.Copy !req
820. Well, why yours?Copy !req
821. Okay, your right! Ready?Copy !req
822. - Okay, got it.
- Okay, right.Copy !req
823. Left. Right.Copy !req
824. Look, we're moving!Copy !req
825. Aah!Copy !req
826. Don't look down! Now, stay with me.
Stay with me.Copy !req
827. Right!Copy !req
828. Now what, genius?Copy !req
829. Working on it.Copy !req
830. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
831. Stretch out your neck,
and I'll grab the rope.Copy !req
832. How do I know you won't let me fall
after you grab the rope?Copy !req
833. You're just gonna have to trust me!Copy !req
834. You know, it's a good thing
you're not a big, fat guy,Copy !req
835. or this would be really difficult.Copy !req
836. Almost.Copy !req
837. Got it!Copy !req
838. It's stuck.Copy !req
839. Take your time. No hurry here.Copy !req
840. Scorpions!Copy !req
841. Kuzco!Copy !req
842. Aah!Copy !req
843. Oh, no!Copy !req
844. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
845. Huh?Copy !req
846. Whoa!Copy !req
847. - Huh?Copy !req
848. Look out!Copy !req
849. Ohh.Copy !req
850. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Ooh, look at me and my bad self.Copy !req
851. I snatched you right out of the air.Copy !req
852. "Ooh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall,
and I'm taking you with me."Copy !req
853. Well, not today, pal. Uh-huh.Copy !req
854. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
855. You just saved my life.Copy !req
856. Huh?Copy !req
857. So?Copy !req
858. - I knew it.
- Knew what?Copy !req
859. That there is some good in you after all.Copy !req
860. - Oh, no.
- Admit it.Copy !req
861. - Wrong.
- Yes, there is.Copy !req
862. - Nuh-huh.
- I think there is.Copy !req
863. - Nuh-huh.
- Hey, you could've let me fall.Copy !req
864. Come on, what's the big deal?
Nobody's that heartless.Copy !req
865. Don't read too much into it.
It was a one-time thing.Copy !req
866. Right. Sure.Copy !req
867. Well, we better get going.Copy !req
868. With that bridge out,
it's a four-day walk to the palace.Copy !req
869. What?
You mean you're still taking me back?Copy !req
870. I shook on it, didn't I?Copy !req
871. Well, yeah, but I hope you realize
that doesn't change a thing.Copy !req
872. I'm still building Kuzcotopia
when I get back.Copy !req
873. Well, four days is a long time.Copy !req
874. Who knows?
Maybe you'll change your mind.Copy !req
875. Uh-huh.Copy !req
876. Four days.Copy !req
877. What are the chances
of you carrying me?Copy !req
878. Not good.Copy !req
879. No, no, no!Copy !req
880. We've searched every village
surrounding the palaceCopy !req
881. and still no sign of Kuzco.Copy !req
882. Where is he?Copy !req
883. Kronk!Copy !req
884. Kronk here.Copy !req
885. I'm getting tired. Pull over.Copy !req
886. Sure thing. Kronk out.Copy !req
887. Ooh! Aah!Copy !req
888. Aah! Ohh!Copy !req
889. Perfect.Copy !req
890. These are my best shoes.Copy !req
891. I hate this jungle.Copy !req
892. Oh, look.Copy !req
893. A golden-throated
small-winged warbler.Copy !req
894. - Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
- Ahh!Copy !req
895. - I am loving this.
- Ahh!Copy !req
896. Get away from me!Copy !req
897. Yeah. Tell me about it.Copy !req
898. No, no, it's not you.Copy !req
899. She's not the easiest person
to get close to.Copy !req
900. There's a wall there. Trust me.Copy !req
901. Are you talking to that squirrel?Copy !req
902. I was a Junior Chipmunk.Copy !req
903. I had to be versed in
all the woodland creatures.Copy !req
904. Please continue.Copy !req
905. Aah! Why me? Why me?Copy !req
906. Hey, it doesn't always
have to be about you.Copy !req
907. This poor little guy has had it rough.Copy !req
908. Seems a talking llama
gave him a hard time the other day.Copy !req
909. Oh.Copy !req
910. A talking llama? Do tell.Copy !req
911. Uh, he doesn't really want to talk to you.Copy !req
912. Well, then you ask him.Copy !req
913. I hate being in the middle.Copy !req
914. Squeaky,Copy !req
915. squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.Copy !req
916. Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.Copy !req
917. Uh, could you give us a little room here?Copy !req
918. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
919. A little bit more, please.Copy !req
920. How is this?Copy !req
921. Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
922. Now ask him which way
the talking llama went!Copy !req
923. Squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.Copy !req
924. Low blood sugar, huh?Copy !req
925. Yeah. It's a curse.Copy !req
926. Well, as soon as we get
something to eat,Copy !req
927. you're walking the rest of the way.Copy !req
928. Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,
home of the mug...Copy !req
929. - Of meat. What'll it be?
- Ahem.Copy !req
930. We'll have two specials.
Is that all right, dear?Copy !req
931. Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin.
You know what I like.Copy !req
932. We're on our honeymoon.Copy !req
933. Bless you for coming out in public.Copy !req
934. So that's two specials.Copy !req
935. And an onion log. To split.Copy !req
936. Ordering! I need two heartburns
and a deep-fried doorstop on table 12!Copy !req
937. Okay,
so I'll admit this was a good idea.Copy !req
938. When will you learn
that all my ideas are good ones?Copy !req
939. That's funny,Copy !req
940. because I thought you going
into the jungle by yourself,Copy !req
941. being chased by jaguars,Copy !req
942. lying to me
to take you back to the palaceCopy !req
943. were all really bad ideas.Copy !req
944. Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad
when you say it with that attitude.Copy !req
945. Hot and crispy pill bug
for the happy couple.Copy !req
946. Mazel tov.Copy !req
947. Oh, boy.Copy !req
948. Ooh. Ugh.Copy !req
949. Oh, here.
Let me get that for you.Copy !req
950. Where are you going?Copy !req
951. I'm just going to slip into the kitchen
and have a word with the chef.Copy !req
952. You're gonna get us thrown out.Copy !req
953. Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.Copy !req
954. Heh.Copy !req
955. We've been walking around in circles
for who knows how long.Copy !req
956. That is the last time
we take directions from a squirrel.Copy !req
957. I should have done away with Kuzco
myself when I had the chance.Copy !req
958. Oh, you really gotta stop
beating yourself up about that.Copy !req
959. Uh-oh.
I'll get you another one there, Yzma.Copy !req
960. - You using that fork there, pal?Copy !req
961. Hey, don't I know you?Copy !req
962. I don't think so.Copy !req
963. - Wrestled you in high school?
- Don't remember that.Copy !req
964. Metal shop? I got it!Copy !req
965. Miss Narca's interpretive dance,
two semesters.Copy !req
966. I was usually in the back
because of my weak ankles.Copy !req
967. Come on, pal.
You gotta help me out here.Copy !req
968. I don't think we've ever met,
but I gotta go.Copy !req
969. Don't worry. I'll think of it.Copy !req
970. Look, all I know is the food looked iffy.Copy !req
971. I'm not the only one
that thinks that, I'm sure.Copy !req
972. Psst. Hey!Copy !req
973. So I'm just checking to make sureCopy !req
974. you're going to take
the main course up a notch.Copy !req
975. Is there anything on this menu
that is not swimming in gravy?Copy !req
976. Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.Copy !req
977. It's a simple question.Copy !req
978. Is there or is there not anything edibleCopy !req
979. - on this menu?
- Gah!Copy !req
980. Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!Copy !req
981. Hey, pal, what's your policy
on making special orders?Copy !req
982. All right, buster, that's it!Copy !req
983. You want a special order,
then you make it! I quit!Copy !req
984. Yeah, but I...Copy !req
985. I try and I try, but there's no respect
for anyone with vision. That's it!Copy !req
986. There's just nothing I can do about it!Copy !req
987. Please don't go.Copy !req
988. Three pork combos,
extra bacon on the side,Copy !req
989. two chili cheese samplers,
a basket of liver and onion rings,Copy !req
990. a catch of the day,
and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.Copy !req
991. You got all that, honey?Copy !req
992. Three oinkers wearing pants,
plate of hot air,Copy !req
993. basket of grandma's breakfast,
and change the bull to a gill, got it.Copy !req
994. What's going on?Copy !req
995. No time to explain.
We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
996. What is he doing in there?Copy !req
997. Ugh.Copy !req
998. - Come on!
- In a minute. I'm still hungry.Copy !req
999. No, Kuzco!Copy !req
1000. Okay, I'll make it simple for you.Copy !req
1001. I'll have a spinach omelet
with wheat toast.Copy !req
1002. - You got it?
- Can do.Copy !req
1003. What's taking so long?Copy !req
1004. Pickup!
- Kronk! What are you doing?Copy !req
1005. - Kinda busy here.
Why am I not surprised?Copy !req
1006. Your order's up!Copy !req
1007. Ohh!Copy !req
1008. Oh, well, while you're at it,Copy !req
1009. make me the special.
And hold the gravy!Copy !req
1010. Check. Pickup!Copy !req
1011. You know what? On second thought,
make my omelet a meat pie.Copy !req
1012. Meat pie. Check.Copy !req
1013. Kronk!Copy !req
1014. Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?Copy !req
1015. - I'll have to charge you full price.
- Ooh!Copy !req
1016. Hey, how about a side
of potatoes, my buddy?Copy !req
1017. You got it.
Want cheese on those potatoes?Copy !req
1018. Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.Copy !req
1019. - Cheddar spuds coming up.
- Spuds yes, cheese no.Copy !req
1020. - Hold the cheese.
- No, I want the cheese.Copy !req
1021. Cheese me no like.Copy !req
1022. - Cheese out.
- Cheese in!Copy !req
1023. Come on, make up your mind!Copy !req
1024. Okay, okay, on second thought...Copy !req
1025. Make my potatoes a salad.Copy !req
1026. Excuse me.
You see that woman over there?Copy !req
1027. No problem, hon.
We do that all the time.Copy !req
1028. One, two, three, four...Copy !req
1029. Happy, happy birthday
From all of us to youCopy !req
1030. We wish it was our birthday
So we could party, tooCopy !req
1031. Happy, happy birthday
May all your dreams come trueCopy !req
1032. Ho-ho-ho.Copy !req
1033. It's your birthday?Copy !req
1034. What are you doing?Copy !req
1035. Look, there's two people
in there looking for you.Copy !req
1036. - What?
- A big guy and a skinny old woman.Copy !req
1037. Wait. Was this woman
scary beyond all reason?Copy !req
1038. - Oh, yeah.
- That's Yzma and Kronk! I'm saved!Copy !req
1039. Trust me, they're not here to save you.Copy !req
1040. They'll take me back to the palace.Copy !req
1041. Thanks for your help.
You've been great.Copy !req
1042. I can take it from here.Copy !req
1043. You don't understand.
They're trying to kill you.Copy !req
1044. Kill me? Their whole world
revolves around me.Copy !req
1045. - No. I can't let you!
- What? Wha...Copy !req
1046. Oh, oh, I get it!Copy !req
1047. You don't want to take me
back to the palace.Copy !req
1048. You want to keep me
stranded out here forever.Copy !req
1049. No!Copy !req
1050. This has all been an act,
and I almost fell for it.Copy !req
1051. Will you just listen to me...Copy !req
1052. No, no, you listen to me.
All you care about is your stupid hilltop!Copy !req
1053. What?Copy !req
1054. You don't care about me.
Now, just get out of here.Copy !req
1055. - Go!
- But...Copy !req
1056. Go on! Get outta here!Copy !req
1057. Fine! Hmph!Copy !req
1058. - Oh, this entire mess is all your fault.
- What'd I do?Copy !req
1059. If you hadn't mixed up those poisons,
Kuzco would be dead now!Copy !req
1060. There'll be no more diversions until
we track that llama down and kill him!Copy !req
1061. Said I was sorry. Can't just let it go.Copy !req
1062. Not even on your birthday.Copy !req
1063. Kuzco must be eliminated.Copy !req
1064. The empire will finally be
rid of that useless slug.Copy !req
1065. You got a point.Copy !req
1066. Nobody really seems to care
that he's gone, do they?Copy !req
1067. Pacha!Copy !req
1068. Pacha?Copy !req
1069. So this is where you came in.Copy !req
1070. See, just like I said, I'm the victim here.Copy !req
1071. I didn't do anything,
and they ruined my lifeCopy !req
1072. and took everything I had.Copy !req
1073. Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?Copy !req
1074. What? I'm just telling them
what happened.Copy !req
1075. Who you kidding, pal?Copy !req
1076. They saw the whole thing,
they know what happened.Copy !req
1077. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
1078. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
1079. The peasant at the diner!Copy !req
1080. He didn't pay his check.Copy !req
1081. He's the peasant
who I saw leaving the cityCopy !req
1082. who disappeared into the crowd
with Kuzco on the back of his cart.Copy !req
1083. He must have taken him
back to his village,Copy !req
1084. so if we find the village, we find him,
and if we find him, we find Kuzco.Copy !req
1085. Oh, yeah, it's all comin' together.Copy !req
1086. - Yzma!
- What?Copy !req
1087. Aah!Copy !req
1088. This had better be good!Copy !req
1089. Yuck!Copy !req
1090. So,
there we were standing on the cliff,Copy !req
1091. and the ground started to rumble.Copy !req
1092. And just as it started to go,
he grabbed me before I fell.Copy !req
1093. Do you believe that?Copy !req
1094. You know, call me crazy for following
this guy all the way out here,Copy !req
1095. but as much as he tries to deny it,
I know there's some good in him.Copy !req
1096. Besides, I couldn't just
leave him out here all alone.Copy !req
1097. He's a lousy llama.Copy !req
1098. I mean, a really lousy llama.Copy !req
1099. Hey, listen, Pacha, you know,Copy !req
1100. what I said to you back at the diner,
that, I didn't really...Copy !req
1101. So, you tired of being a llama?Copy !req
1102. Yes!Copy !req
1103. Okay, we're just gonna stop
at the house and get some supplies.Copy !req
1104. - Then we'll be on our way, right?
- Right.Copy !req
1105. Hey there, Pacha.
You just missed your relatives.Copy !req
1106. My relatives?Copy !req
1107. We just sent them up to your house.Copy !req
1108. What did they look like?Copy !req
1109. See, there was this big guy
and this older woman who was...Copy !req
1110. How would you describe her?Copy !req
1111. Scary beyond all reason.Copy !req
1112. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
1113. So, remind me again
how you're related to Pacha?Copy !req
1114. Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's
wife's step-niece's great-aunt.Copy !req
1115. Twice removed.Copy !req
1116. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1117. Isn't that right, Kronk?Copy !req
1118. Ninety-nine monkeys
jumpin' on the bedCopy !req
1119. One fell off and bumped his headCopy !req
1120. You know, I am so sorry
that you had to come all this way,Copy !req
1121. but as I said to you before,Copy !req
1122. you may recall, Pacha is not here.Copy !req
1123. I'll be sure and tell him you came by.Copy !req
1124. Oh, would you, please?
That would be just great.Copy !req
1125. Oops!Copy !req
1126. Silly me.Copy !req
1127. No, no. Allow me.Copy !req
1128. She's hiding something.Copy !req
1129. When I give the word,
we search the house.Copy !req
1130. Okay, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.Copy !req
1131. Grr!Copy !req
1132. So, while we're waiting for Paca...Copy !req
1133. - Pacha.
Oh, yes. Um...Copy !req
1134. Perhaps we can have a tour
of your lovely home.Copy !req
1135. You know, why don't you just come
back when Pacha gets home?Copy !req
1136. I'm sure he'd love to show you the...Copy !req
1137. Excuse me, won't you?Copy !req
1138. I think I left something in the oven.Copy !req
1139. This is my variation of double-dutch.
On the signal, we switch places.Copy !req
1140. - Kronk, it's time!
- Okay!Copy !req
1141. Grr!Copy !req
1142. So, we have to get back to the palace,
find the lab, and change him back.Copy !req
1143. - Hi there!
- Aah!Copy !req
1144. - Um, that was him.
- Whoops.Copy !req
1145. You know what?Copy !req
1146. I don't believe
you're really my great-aunt.Copy !req
1147. You're more like my great-great-great...Copy !req
1148. Go. I'll stall them long enough
for you two to get a head start.Copy !req
1149. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
1150. You have a lovely wife.
They're both very pretty.Copy !req
1151. - Great-great-great...
- Grr.Copy !req
1152. All right! Are you through?Copy !req
1153. - Great-great-aunt.
- So, where were we?Copy !req
1154. Listen, sister, we're not leaving until...Copy !req
1155. I show you the house. Of course.Copy !req
1156. Was it a good idea to leave
your family with those two?Copy !req
1157. Oh, don't worry.
They can handle themselves.Copy !req
1158. What do you mean, the door is stuck?
Try jiggling the handle.Copy !req
1159. There is no handle in here.Copy !req
1160. There's not? Are you sure?Copy !req
1161. All right, I've had enough of this.Copy !req
1162. Tell us where the talking llama is and
we'll burn your house to the ground.Copy !req
1163. - Uh, don't you mean "or"?Copy !req
1164. Tell us where the talking llama is
or we'll burn your house to the ground.Copy !req
1165. Well, which is it?Copy !req
1166. That seems like
a pretty crucial conjunction.Copy !req
1167. That's it! Kronk, break the door down!Copy !req
1168. Break it down? Are you kidding me?
This is hand-carved mahogany.Copy !req
1169. I don't care, you fool. Get out of my way.Copy !req
1170. I'll break it down myself.Copy !req
1171. A-one...
- Okay, kids, you know what to do.Copy !req
1172. - Two...
- Right, Mom!Copy !req
1173. Three!Copy !req
1174. Aah!Copy !req
1175. Okay, children, on your mark,
get set, go!Copy !req
1176. Ow, ow!
Stop it, you little brats!Copy !req
1177. Huh?Copy !req
1178. Ow!Copy !req
1179. Oh, there they go, Kronk!
They're getting away!Copy !req
1180. Well, I had a great time.Copy !req
1181. Let's not wait until the next
family reunion to get together.Copy !req
1182. Kronk!Copy !req
1183. I gotta run.Copy !req
1184. Okay, why does she even
have that lever?Copy !req
1185. Please remain seatedCopy !req
1186. and keep your arms
and legs in at all times.Copy !req
1187. Aah!Copy !req
1188. Huh?Copy !req
1189. - What does it look like?
- I don't know. Just keep looking.Copy !req
1190. Over here!Copy !req
1191. It has to be one of these.
Lions, tigers, bears...Copy !req
1192. Oh, my.Copy !req
1193. Looking for this?Copy !req
1194. No! It can't be!Copy !req
1195. - How did you get back here before us?
- Uh...Copy !req
1196. How did we, Kronk?Copy !req
1197. Well, you got me.
By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1198. Oh, well, back to business.Copy !req
1199. Okay, I admit it.Copy !req
1200. Maybe I wasn't as nice
as I should have been,Copy !req
1201. but, Yzma,
do you really want to kill me?Copy !req
1202. Just think of it as you're being let go,Copy !req
1203. that your life's going
in a different direction,Copy !req
1204. that your body's part of
a permanent outplacement.Copy !req
1205. Hey, that's kind of like what he said
to you when you got fired.Copy !req
1206. I know. It's called a cruel irony
like my dependence on you.Copy !req
1207. I can't believe this is happening!Copy !req
1208. Then I bet you weren't expecting this.Copy !req
1209. - No!
- Aah!Copy !req
1210. Ah-ha!Copy !req
1211. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1212. Finish them off.Copy !req
1213. Hey, you're not
backing down now, are you, big guy?Copy !req
1214. Uh, where's the other guy?Copy !req
1215. Yo!Copy !req
1216. Sorry I'm late. So, what'd I miss?Copy !req
1217. Well, Yzma just tossed me this knifeCopy !req
1218. and asked me to,
you know, take them out.Copy !req
1219. Then this guy popped up
and we waited for you,Copy !req
1220. and quite honestly...Copy !req
1221. Kronk! Why did I think
you could do this?Copy !req
1222. This one simple thing.Copy !req
1223. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.Copy !req
1224. Whoa! Now.Copy !req
1225. A really, really big
stupid monkey named Kronk!Copy !req
1226. Ouch.Copy !req
1227. And do you want to know
something else?Copy !req
1228. I've never liked your spinach puffs.Copy !req
1229. - Never!Copy !req
1230. That's it. She's going down.Copy !req
1231. Now, now, remember, guys.Copy !req
1232. From above, the wicked shall
receive their just reward.Copy !req
1233. That'll work.Copy !req
1234. Strange. That usually works.Copy !req
1235. And so does this!Copy !req
1236. Ah, should have seen that coming.Copy !req
1237. Whoa!Copy !req
1238. Aah!Copy !req
1239. Give me that vial!Copy !req
1240. - Oof!
- Ah! Ha ha!Copy !req
1241. Oops! Clumsy me.Copy !req
1242. Which one? Which one?Copy !req
1243. - Better hurry. I'm expecting company.Copy !req
1244. Kill them! They murdered the emperor!Copy !req
1245. No, wait! I'm the emperor!
It's me... Kuzco!Copy !req
1246. They're not listening to me!Copy !req
1247. Just take 'em all!Copy !req
1248. Get them!Copy !req
1249. Hey, I've been turned into a cow.
Can I go home?Copy !req
1250. You're excused. Anyone else?Copy !req
1251. No, we're good.Copy !req
1252. Get them!Copy !req
1253. We've gotta change you back.
Try this one.Copy !req
1254. Uh, Pacha? A little help!Copy !req
1255. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1256. Aah!Copy !req
1257. Oh, please be something with wings.Copy !req
1258. Yeah! We're flyin'!Copy !req
1259. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1260. We're not getting anywhere
with you picking the vials.Copy !req
1261. - I'm picking the next one!
- Fine by me!Copy !req
1262. Give me that one!Copy !req
1263. Don't you say a word.Copy !req
1264. Quick! Drain the canals!Copy !req
1265. Open up!Copy !req
1266. Yay! I'm a llama again!Copy !req
1267. Wait...Copy !req
1268. There they go! After them!Copy !req
1269. Come on, men!
Nobody lives forever! Charge!Copy !req
1270. Grr!Copy !req
1271. Okay, only two left.
It's gotta be one of these.Copy !req
1272. - Aah!
- Ah!Copy !req
1273. No!Copy !req
1274. I'll take that.Copy !req
1275. This is the one.
This'll change you back to a human.Copy !req
1276. - Ow! Hey, get her off!Copy !req
1277. - Get her off me!
- Ohh!Copy !req
1278. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
1279. Drink the potion!Copy !req
1280. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1281. Where did it go? Where is it?Copy !req
1282. Looking for this?Copy !req
1283. Is that my voice?
Is that my voice?Copy !req
1284. Oh, well.Copy !req
1285. No! Don't drop it!Copy !req
1286. I'm not going to drop it, you fool!Copy !req
1287. I'm going to drink it!Copy !req
1288. And once I turn back
into my beautiful self,Copy !req
1289. I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
1290. Aah!Copy !req
1291. Aah! Uh-oh!Copy !req
1292. Whoa!Copy !req
1293. Ohh!Copy !req
1294. Kuzco!Copy !req
1295. Be right there! Give me a minute!Copy !req
1296. Kuzco! Whoa!Copy !req
1297. Kuzco!Copy !req
1298. The vial!Copy !req
1299. For the last time,
we did not order a giant trampoline.Copy !req
1300. You know, pal, you could have told me
that before I set it up.Copy !req
1301. Aah!Copy !req
1302. Huh?Copy !req
1303. The vial!Copy !req
1304. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?Copy !req
1305. - I win.
- Whoa!Copy !req
1306. Got it!Copy !req
1307. What are the odds of that
trapdoor leading me out here?Copy !req
1308. Here, let me get this for you.Copy !req
1309. Well, see ya on the other side.Copy !req
1310. Now, you stop being so hard
on yourself. All is forgiven.Copy !req
1311. You're sure?Copy !req
1312. Oh, it's not the first time
I was tossed out a window,Copy !req
1313. and it won't be the last.Copy !req
1314. What can I say? I'm a rebel.Copy !req
1315. Whoa-ho-ho! Tiger.Copy !req
1316. Oh! Hey, I got to use that arm later.Copy !req
1317. Okay, buddy, take care.Copy !req
1318. He's a sweet guy.Copy !req
1319. So, you lied to me.Copy !req
1320. - I did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1321. You said when the sun hits this ridge
just right, these hills sing.Copy !req
1322. Well, pal, I was dragged
all over those hills,Copy !req
1323. and I did not hear any singing.Copy !req
1324. So...Copy !req
1325. I'll be building my summer home
on a more magical hill. Thank you.Copy !req
1326. Hmm. Couldn't pull the wool
over your eyes, huh?Copy !req
1327. No, no, I'm sharp, I'm on it.Copy !req
1328. Looks like you and your familyCopy !req
1329. are stuck on that tuneless
hilltop forever, pal.Copy !req
1330. You know, I'm pretty sure I heard
some singing on the hill next to us.Copy !req
1331. In case you're interested.Copy !req
1332. Ha!Copy !req
1333. Boom, baby!Copy !req
1334. Ha! Boom, baby!Copy !req
1335. You'd be the coolest dude in the nationCopy !req
1336. Or the hippest cat in creationCopy !req
1337. But if you ain't got friends
then nothing's worth the fussCopy !req
1338. A perfect world will come to beCopy !req
1339. When everybody here can seeCopy !req
1340. That a perfect world begins and endsCopy !req
1341. A perfect world begins and endsCopy !req
1342. A perfect world begins
and ends with usCopy !req
1343. "My acorn is missing."Copy !req
1344. Squeak squeakin'
squeak squeakity.Copy !req
1345. "Did you eat the acorn?"Copy !req
1346. Squeaker
squeak squeak squeakin'?Copy !req
1347. "You owe me a new acorn."Copy !req
1348. Squeak squeak squeak squeak
squeaker...Copy !req
1349. Squeakin'.Copy !req
1350. I'm so proud of you guys.Copy !req
1351. In the quiet time of eveningCopy !req
1352. When the stars assume their patternsCopy !req
1353. And the day has made his journeyCopy !req
1354. And we wondered just what happenedCopy !req
1355. To the life we knewCopy !req
1356. Before the world changedCopy !req
1357. When not a thing I hadCopy !req
1358. Was trueCopy !req
1359. But you were kind to meCopy !req
1360. And you reminded meCopy !req
1361. That the world is not my playgroundCopy !req
1362. There are other things that matterCopy !req
1363. And what is simple needs protectingCopy !req
1364. Or my illusions all would shatterCopy !req
1365. But you stayedCopy !req
1366. In my cornerCopy !req
1367. The only world I know was upside-downCopy !req
1368. And now the world and meCopy !req
1369. We know you carry meCopy !req
1370. You see the patterns in the big skyCopy !req
1371. Those constellations look like you and ICopy !req
1372. Just like the patterns in the big skyCopy !req
1373. We could be lost, we could refuse to tryCopy !req
1374. But we made it throughCopy !req
1375. In the dark nightCopy !req
1376. Who would those lucky guys
turn out to beCopy !req
1377. But that unusual blendCopy !req
1378. Of my funny friend and meCopy !req
1379. I'm not as clever as I thought I wasCopy !req
1380. I'm not the boy I used to be becauseCopy !req
1381. You show me somethin' differentCopy !req
1382. You show me somethin' pureCopy !req
1383. I always seemed so certain
But I was really never sureCopy !req
1384. But you stayedCopy !req
1385. And you called my nameCopy !req
1386. When others would have
walked out on a lousy gameCopy !req
1387. And look who made it throughCopy !req
1388. But your funny friend and meCopy !req
1389. You see the patterns in the big skyCopy !req
1390. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1391. Those constellations look like you and ICopy !req
1392. That tiny planet and the bigger guyCopy !req
1393. I don't know whether
I should laugh or cryCopy !req
1394. Just like
the patterns in the big skyCopy !req
1395. We'll be togetherCopy !req
1396. We'll be together till the end this timeCopy !req
1397. You don't know, you don't knowCopy !req
1398. Don't know the answer
or the reason whyCopy !req
1399. We'll stick togetherCopy !req
1400. We'll stick together till the day we dieCopy !req
1401. If I had to do this all a second timeCopy !req
1402. I won't complain or make a fussCopy !req
1403. Who would the angels sendCopy !req
1404. But that unlikely blendCopy !req
1405. Of those two funny friendsCopy !req
1406. That's usCopy !req