1. Will you take a look at that?Copy !req
2. Pretty pathetic, huh?Copy !req
3. Well, you'll never believe this,Copy !req
4. but that llama you're looking at
was once a human being.Copy !req
5. And not just any human being.Copy !req
6. That guy was an emperor.Copy !req
7. A rich, powerful ball of charisma.Copy !req
8. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
9. This is his story.Copy !req
10. Well, actually my story.Copy !req
11. That's right. I'm that llama.Copy !req
12. The name is Kuzco...Copy !req
13. Emperor Kuzco.Copy !req
14. I was the world's nicest guy,
and they ruined my life for no reason.Copy !req
15. Is that hard to believe?Copy !req
16. Look, I tell you what.
You go back aways...Copy !req
17. You know, before I was a llama,
and this will all make sense.Copy !req
18. All right, now see,
that's a little too far back.Copy !req
19. Look at me!Copy !req
20. That's me as a baby.Copy !req
21. All right, let's move ahead.Copy !req
22. Yeah.Copy !req
23. There are despots and dictatorsCopy !req
24. Political manipulatorsCopy !req
25. There are blue bloods
with the intellects of fleasCopy !req
26. There are kings and catty tyrantsCopy !req
27. Who are so lacking in refinementsCopy !req
28. They'd be better suited
swinging from the treesCopy !req
29. He was born and raised to ruleCopy !req
30. No one has ever been as coolCopy !req
31. In a thousand years of aristocracyCopy !req
32. An enigma and a mysteryCopy !req
33. In Mesoamerican historyCopy !req
34. The quintessence
of perfection that is heCopy !req
35. Okay, this is the real me. Not this.Copy !req
36. This. Not this.Copy !req
37. Winner! Loser.Copy !req
38. Okay, see this palace?
Everyone in it is at my command.Copy !req
39. Check this out.Copy !req
40. Butler.Copy !req
41. Chef.Copy !req
42. Theme song guy.Copy !req
43. Yeah!Copy !req
44. He's the sovereign lord of the nationCopy !req
45. He's the hippest cat in creationCopy !req
46. He's the alpha, the omega, A to ZCopy !req
47. And this perfect world will spinCopy !req
48. Around his every little whimCopy !req
49. 'Cause this perfect world
begins and ends withCopy !req
50. Me.Copy !req
51. What's his name?Copy !req
52. KuzcoCopy !req
53. That's his nameCopy !req
54. KuzcoCopy !req
55. He's the king of the worldCopy !req
56. KuzcoCopy !req
57. Is he hip or what?Copy !req
58. KuzcoCopy !req
59. YeahCopy !req
60. You threw off my groove!Copy !req
61. I'm sorry, but you've thrown off
the emperor's groove.Copy !req
62. Sorry!Copy !req
63. You were saying?Copy !req
64. What's his name?
KuzcoCopy !req
65. KuzcoCopy !req
66. That's his nameCopy !req
67. Is he hip or what?Copy !req
68. Don't you know
he's the king of the world?Copy !req
69. YeahCopy !req
70. Boom, baby!Copy !req
71. Your Highness,
it is time for you to choose your bride.Copy !req
72. All righty.Copy !req
73. Trot out the ladies.Copy !req
74. Let's take a look-see.Copy !req
75. Hate your hair. Not likely.Copy !req
76. And let me guess.
You have a great personality.Copy !req
77. Is this really the best you could do?Copy !req
78. Yes. Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...Copy !req
79. What is he babbling about?Copy !req
80. He's like the thing
that wouldn't shut up.Copy !req
81. Anyway, still wondering
about that llama in the opening?Copy !req
82. Well, let me show you the people
responsible for ruining my life.Copy !req
83. First, there's Pacha.Copy !req
84. Excuse me.
I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.Copy !req
85. You see, I got this summons...Copy !req
86. Inside, up the stairs, and to the left.
Just follow the signs.Copy !req
87. Great. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
88. And don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look.Copy !req
89. Pardon me. That's mine.Copy !req
90. Here you go.Copy !req
91. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
92. Hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me...Copy !req
93. - You're so very kind.
- What happened?Copy !req
94. Well, I threw off the emperor's groove.Copy !req
95. - What?
- His groove!Copy !req
96. The rhythm in which he lives his life,
his pattern of behavior.Copy !req
97. I threw it off,Copy !req
98. and the emperor had me
thrown out the window.Copy !req
99. Really? I'm supposed to see him today.Copy !req
100. Don't throw off his groove!Copy !req
101. Okay.Copy !req
102. Beware the groove.Copy !req
103. Hey, are you gonna be all right?Copy !req
104. Groove.Copy !req
105. You see what I mean?Copy !req
106. This guy's trouble, but as bad as he is,Copy !req
107. he is nothing compared
to what's coming up next.Copy !req
108. And why have you come here today?Copy !req
109. Well... Your Highness...
I mean, Your Grace.Copy !req
110. Okay, gang.
Check out this piece of work.Copy !req
111. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor,Copy !req
112. living proof that dinosaurs
once roamed the Earth.Copy !req
113. And let's not forget
Yzma's right-hand man.Copy !req
114. Every decade or so
she gets a new one.Copy !req
115. This year's model is called Kronk.Copy !req
116. Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.Copy !req
117. Yep, that's Kronk.Copy !req
118. Now lately, Yzma's
gotten into this bad habitCopy !req
119. of trying to run the country
behind my back,Copy !req
120. and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.Copy !req
121. It is no concern of mine
whether your family has...Copy !req
122. What was it again?Copy !req
123. Food.Copy !req
124. You really should have thought of that
before you became peasants.Copy !req
125. We're through here.
Take him away. Next!Copy !req
126. But I... Okay.Copy !req
127. The nerve of some of those peasants?Copy !req
128. Tell me about it.Copy !req
129. Hi there.Copy !req
130. Your Highness.Copy !req
131. You were doing it again.Copy !req
132. Doing? Doing... Doing what?Copy !req
133. Doing my job.Copy !req
134. I'm the emperor,
and you're the emperor's advisor.Copy !req
135. - Remember that?
- But, Your Highness,Copy !req
136. I was only dealing with
meaningless peasant matters.Copy !req
137. Look at these wrinkles.Copy !req
138. What is holding this woman together?Copy !req
139. What the...
How long has that been there?Copy !req
140. Good thinkin', Yzma.
What do you say, Kuzco?Copy !req
141. No touchy!Copy !req
142. No touchy. No touch.Copy !req
143. Excuse me, Your Highness.
The village leader is here to see you.Copy !req
144. Great. Send him in.Copy !req
145. And by the way, you're fired.Copy !req
146. Fired?Copy !req
147. What do you mean, fired?Copy !req
148. How else can I say it?Copy !req
149. You're being let go,
your department's being downsized,Copy !req
150. you're part of an outplacement,
we're going in a different direction,Copy !req
151. we're not picking up your option...
Take your pick. I got more.Copy !req
152. But I... You...Copy !req
153. But... But, Your Highness,Copy !req
154. I have been nothing
if not loyal to the empireCopy !req
155. for many, many years.Copy !req
156. Hey, hey, everybody hits their stride.Copy !req
157. You just hit yours 50 years ago.Copy !req
158. So, who's in my chair?Copy !req
159. I know! Yzma.Copy !req
160. Yzma's in your chair, right?Copy !req
161. Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack.Copy !req
162. Got it!Copy !req
163. Okay, you heard the man. Up, up, up.Copy !req
164. I'm okay. I'm fine.Copy !req
165. Okay. Show him in.Copy !req
166. Afternoon, Your Highness.Copy !req
167. I'm here
because I received a summons...Copy !req
168. Hey, there he is! My main village man.Copy !req
169. Pacha.Copy !req
170. Anyway, I got this summons...Copy !req
171. Pacha.Copy !req
172. That's right.
You are just the man I wanted to see.Copy !req
173. I am?Copy !req
174. Word on the street is
you can fix my problem.Copy !req
175. You can fix my problem, can't you?Copy !req
176. Sure. I'll do what I can.Copy !req
177. Good, good.
That's just what I wanted to hear.Copy !req
178. Are you aware of just how important
your village is to the empire?Copy !req
179. Well, I know we grow the crops
that you use here at the palace.Copy !req
180. We also herd the llamas that you...Copy !req
181. My Village?Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. You got a pretty sweet little setup there
on top of that hill, don't you?Copy !req
184. Yeah. My family has lived on that hilltop
for the last six generations.Copy !req
185. So tell me, where do you find
you get the most sun?Copy !req
186. I'd say just on the other side
of those trees.Copy !req
187. When the sun hits that ridge just right,
these hills sing.Copy !req
188. Well, that settles it.Copy !req
189. - Really?
- Yep. Problem solved.Copy !req
190. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
191. That's it? That's all you wanted me for?Copy !req
192. I just needed an insider's opinion
before I okay'd this spot for my pool.Copy !req
193. Your pool?Copy !req
194. Welcome to Kuzcotopia,Copy !req
195. my ultimate summer getaway
complete with water slide.Copy !req
196. - What?
- Isn't it great?Copy !req
197. It's my birthday gift to me.Copy !req
198. I'm so happy-Copy !req
199. I don't understand
how this could happen.Copy !req
200. Well, let me clear it up for you.Copy !req
201. At my birthday celebration tomorrow,
I give the word,Copy !req
202. and your town will be destroyedCopy !req
203. to make way for this...Copy !req
204. So, if I were you, I'd pick up some
change-of-address formsCopy !req
205. on the way home.Copy !req
206. But, where will we live?Copy !req
207. Don't know, don't care. How's that?Copy !req
208. But wait. You can't...Copy !req
209. When I give the word,Copy !req
210. your little town thingy will be bye-bye.Copy !req
211. Bye-bye!Copy !req
212. Wait. No...Copy !req
213. Yeah. Everything was goin' my way.Copy !req
214. Or so I thought.Copy !req
215. He can't get rid of me that easily.Copy !req
216. Who does that ungrateful
little worm think he is?Copy !req
217. Does he... A little to the left.Copy !req
218. Have any idea of who he's dealing with?Copy !req
219. How could he do this to me?
Why, I practically raised him.Copy !req
220. Yeah, you think he
would've turned out better.Copy !req
221. Yeah, go figure.Copy !req
222. Well, it's better
you're takin' out your angerCopy !req
223. on these things instead
of the real Kuzco?Copy !req
224. That's it, Kronk! That's it!Copy !req
225. I'll get rid of Kuzco.Copy !req
226. The real Kuzco?Copy !req
227. Of course the real Kuzco.Copy !req
228. Don't you see? It's perfect.Copy !req
229. With him out of the way
and no heir to the throne,Copy !req
230. I'll take over and rule the empire.Copy !req
231. Brilliant!Copy !req
232. So how does that work
with you bein' fired and all?Copy !req
233. The only ones who know
about that are the three of us,Copy !req
234. soon to be the two of us.Copy !req
235. And I'm one of those two, right?Copy !req
236. To the secret lab!Copy !req
237. Pull the lever, Kronk.Copy !req
238. Wrong lever!Copy !req
239. Why do we even have that lever?Copy !req
240. Get out of my way!Copy !req
241. Please remain seatedCopy !req
242. and keep your arms and legs
in at all times.Copy !req
243. Faster, faster!Copy !req
244. Yzma, put your hands in the air!Copy !req
245. How shall I do it?Copy !req
246. I know.Copy !req
247. I'll turn him into a flea,Copy !req
248. a harmless little flea,Copy !req
249. and then I'll put that flea in a box,Copy !req
250. and then I'll put that box
inside of another box,Copy !req
251. and then I'll mail that box to myself,Copy !req
252. and when it arrives...Copy !req
253. I'll smash it with a hammer!Copy !req
254. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you!Copy !req
255. Genius, I say!Copy !req
256. Or, to save on postage,Copy !req
257. I'll just poison him with this.Copy !req
258. Take it, Kronk.Copy !req
259. Feel the power.Copy !req
260. I can feel it.Copy !req
261. Our moment of triumph approaches.Copy !req
262. It's dinner time.Copy !req
263. So, is everything ready for tonight?Copy !req
264. Yeah. I thought we'd start off
with soup and a light saladCopy !req
265. and then see how we feel after that.Copy !req
266. Not the dinner...Copy !req
267. The you-know...Copy !req
268. Right. The poison...Copy !req
269. The poison for Kuzco,Copy !req
270. the poison chosen
specially to kill Kuzco,Copy !req
271. Kuzco's poison.Copy !req
272. - That poison?
- Yes! That poison.Copy !req
273. Got you covered.Copy !req
274. Excellent.Copy !req
275. A few drops in his drink,
then I'll propose a toast,Copy !req
276. and he will be dead before dessert.Copy !req
277. Which is a real shame,
because it's gonna be delicious.Copy !req
278. Boom, barn, baby!Copy !req
279. Let's get to the grub.Copy !req
280. I am one hungry king of the world.Copy !req
281. So, no hard feelings about being let go?Copy !req
282. None whatsoever.Copy !req
283. Kronk, get the emperor a drink.Copy !req
284. Drink. Right.Copy !req
285. Your Highness.Copy !req
286. Is something burning?Copy !req
287. My spinach puffs!Copy !req
288. So, he seems nice.Copy !req
289. He is.Copy !req
290. He's what, in his late 20s?Copy !req
291. I'm not sure.Copy !req
292. Saved 'em!Copy !req
293. - That's great.
- Great!Copy !req
294. - Good job.
- Very good job.Copy !req
295. Watch it. They're still hot.Copy !req
296. Kronk. The emperor needs his drink.Copy !req
297. Right. Right.Copy !req
298. Hey, Kronky,
everything okay back there?Copy !req
299. Well...Copy !req
300. The drinks were a bit on the...Copy !req
301. Warm side.Copy !req
302. Hey, did you see that sky today?
Talk about blue.Copy !req
303. Yes, Kronk.Copy !req
304. Riveting.Copy !req
305. A toast to the emperor!Copy !req
306. Long live Kuzco!Copy !req
307. Don't drink the wine.Copy !req
308. Poison.Copy !req
309. Tasty.Copy !req
310. Finally!Copy !req
311. Good work, Kronk.Copy !req
312. They're so easy to make.
I'll get you the recipe.Copy !req
313. Now to get rid of the body.Copy !req
314. Okay! What were we saying?Copy !req
315. We were just making a toastCopy !req
316. to your long and...Copy !req
317. Healthy rule.Copy !req
318. Right. So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
319. I mean, you've been
around here a long time,Copy !req
320. and I really mean a long time.Copy !req
321. It might be difficult
for someone of your ageCopy !req
322. adjusting to life in the private sector.Copy !req
323. Hey, Kronk, can you top me off, pal?
Be a friend?Copy !req
324. Now, about you finding new work...Copy !req
325. Hit him on the head.Copy !req
326. That's gonna be tough.Copy !req
327. More broccoli?Copy !req
328. Because you're... You know.Copy !req
329. Let's face it. You're no spring chicken,Copy !req
330. and I mean that
in the best possible way.Copy !req
331. What? A llama?Copy !req
332. He's supposed to be dead!Copy !req
333. Yeah, weird.Copy !req
334. Let me see that vial.Copy !req
335. This isn't poison.Copy !req
336. This is extract of llama.Copy !req
337. You know, in my defense,
your poisons all look alike.Copy !req
338. You might think about
relabeling some of them.Copy !req
339. Take him out of town
and finish the job now!Copy !req
340. What about dinner?Copy !req
341. Kronk, this is kind of important.Copy !req
342. How about dessert?Copy !req
343. Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.Copy !req
344. And coffee?Copy !req
345. All right. A quick cup of coffee.Copy !req
346. Then take him out of town
and finish the job!Copy !req
347. Guess where I am right now.Copy !req
348. In the bag.Copy !req
349. Still think I'm not the victim here?
Watch. It gets better.Copy !req
350. Hey!Copy !req
351. He's doing his own theme music?Copy !req
352. Big, dumb, and tone deaf.Copy !req
353. I am so glad
I was unconscious for all of this.Copy !req
354. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
355. You're not just gonna let him
die like that, are you?Copy !req
356. My shoulder angel.Copy !req
357. Don't listen to that guy.Copy !req
358. He's trying to lead you
down the path of righteousness.Copy !req
359. I'm gonna lead you
down the path that rocks.Copy !req
360. - Come off it.
- You come off it!Copy !req
361. - You.
- You.Copy !req
362. - You.
- You infinity.Copy !req
363. Listen up, big guy-Copy !req
364. I got three good reasons why
you should just walk away.Copy !req
365. Number one... Look at that guy!Copy !req
366. He's got that sissy stringy music thing.Copy !req
367. We've been through this.
It's a harp, and you know it.Copy !req
368. Right. That's a harp...Copy !req
369. And that's a dress.Copy !req
370. Robe!Copy !req
371. Reason number 2.Copy !req
372. Look what I can do.Copy !req
373. But, what does that
have to do with anything?Copy !req
374. No, no. He's got a point.Copy !req
375. Listen, you guys.Copy !req
376. You're sort of confusing me, so begone!Copy !req
377. Uh, or, you know.
However I get rid of you guys.Copy !req
378. That'll work.Copy !req
379. What's with the chimp and the bug?Copy !req
380. Can we get back to me?Copy !req
381. Oh, boy. Think, think, think.Copy !req
382. What to do, what to do?
What do we do with the body?Copy !req
383. What am I gonna tell the village?Copy !req
384. Come on, Kronky.
Come on, Kronky. Okay.Copy !req
385. What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
386. Back! Elbow! Shoulder!Copy !req
387. Hey! Hey, you!
Hey! Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
388. Stop! Pardon me. Excuse me.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
389. Comin' through. Hey, you with the cart!Copy !req
390. This is not good.Copy !req
391. Hope that doesn't come back
to haunt me.Copy !req
392. Mom, Mom! I think I'm still growing!Copy !req
393. Measure me again!Copy !req
394. All right, Tipo. Stand still and let's see.Copy !req
395. Mom, you and I both know
that it's impossible for himCopy !req
396. to have grown in the last five minutes.Copy !req
397. Isn't it?Copy !req
398. Look how much you've grown!Copy !req
399. What? Tipo, get out of the way.
It's my turn again. Measure me.Copy !req
400. Dad's home!Copy !req
401. Hey!Copy !req
402. Come here.Copy !req
403. Dad! I ate a bug today!Copy !req
404. Was Mom baking again?Copy !req
405. Don't tell her I said that.Copy !req
406. I heard that.Copy !req
407. Okay, everybody, move aside.Copy !req
408. Lady with a baby comin' through.Copy !req
409. Dad, Dad, Dad! Look at how big I am!Copy !req
410. We were all measured today.Copy !req
411. I'm going through a growth spurt.Copy !req
412. I'm as big as you were
when you were me.Copy !req
413. Sure are.Copy !req
414. That's not as impressive
as my loose tooth. See?Copy !req
415. Okay, okay, you two.Copy !req
416. Our deal was that you could stay awake
until Daddy came home.Copy !req
417. Now say good night.Copy !req
418. Dad, do we have to?Copy !req
419. No, you two can stay up.Copy !req
420. We're just gonna be sittin'
here tellin' each otherCopy !req
421. how much we love each other.Copy !req
422. Right, honey?Copy !req
423. Good night.Copy !req
424. So what did the emperor want?Copy !req
425. You know what? He couldn't see me.Copy !req
426. - Couldn't see you? Why not?
- I don't know.Copy !req
427. Well, that's just rude.Copy !req
428. Well, he is the emperor.
I'm sure he's busy.Copy !req
429. No, no, no, no. No.Copy !req
430. Emperor or no emperor,
it's called common courtesy.Copy !req
431. Honey...Copy !req
432. If that were me,
I'd march right back thereCopy !req
433. and demand to see him,
and you know I would.Copy !req
434. Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.Copy !req
435. Pacha, I'm fine.
This baby's not coming for a while,Copy !req
436. but even if it was,
I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.Copy !req
437. That kind of behavior just...Copy !req
438. I gotta go wash something.Copy !req
439. Pacha? You okay?Copy !req
440. Yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip.Copy !req
441. I'm gonna go put Misty away.Copy !req
442. Hi. Excuse me.Copy !req
443. Two seconds here.Copy !req
444. I'm the one in the cart. Remember?Copy !req
445. This story's about me, not him.Copy !req
446. Okay. You got it? All right.Copy !req
447. We're gonna move ahead.
Sorry to slow you down.Copy !req
448. Where'd you come from, little guy?Copy !req
449. No touchy.Copy !req
450. Demon llama!Copy !req
451. Demon llama? Where?Copy !req
452. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
453. My head.Copy !req
454. Okay, demon llama. Just take it easy.Copy !req
455. I mean you no harm.Copy !req
456. What are you talking about...Copy !req
457. Wait. I know you.Copy !req
458. You're that whiny peasant.Copy !req
459. Emperor Kuzco?Copy !req
460. Yeah. Who do you think
you were talkin' to?Copy !req
461. How did...Copy !req
462. You don't...Copy !req
463. Look like the emperor.Copy !req
464. What do you mean
I don't look like the emperor?Copy !req
465. Do this...Copy !req
466. What is this, some kind of little game
you country folk like to...Copy !req
467. It can't be!Copy !req
468. My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!Copy !req
469. - Okay, okay, okay.
- I'm an ugly, stinky llama!Copy !req
470. Wait, okay, Your Majesty.Copy !req
471. Llama face!Copy !req
472. What happened?Copy !req
473. I'm tryin' to figure that out, okay?Copy !req
474. I can't remember.
I can't remember anything.Copy !req
475. Wait a minute.Copy !req
476. I remember you.Copy !req
477. I remember telling you
that I was building my poolCopy !req
478. where your house was,
and then you got mad at me.Copy !req
479. And you turned me into a llama!Copy !req
480. What? No, I did not.Copy !req
481. Yes, and then you kidnapped me.Copy !req
482. Why would I kidnap a llama?Copy !req
483. I have no idea.
You're the criminal mastermind, not me.Copy !req
484. What?Copy !req
485. You're right.
That's giving you way too much credit.Copy !req
486. Okay. I have to get back to the palace.Copy !req
487. Yzma's got that "secret lab."Copy !req
488. I'll just snap my fingers
and order her to change me back.Copy !req
489. Hey, you. No time to waste. Let's go.Copy !req
490. Hey, tiny, I want to get out of this body.
Wouldn't you? Now let's go.Copy !req
491. Build your Summerhouse
somewhere else.Copy !req
492. You want to run that by me again?Copy !req
493. I can't let you go back
unless you change your mindCopy !req
494. and build your summer
home somewhere else.Copy !req
495. I got a little secret for you.
Come here. No, closer.Copy !req
496. I don't make deals with peasants!Copy !req
497. Then I guess I can't take you back.Copy !req
498. Fine. I don't need you.Copy !req
499. I can find my own way back.Copy !req
500. I wouldn't recommend it.Copy !req
501. It's a little dangerous
if you don't know the way.Copy !req
502. Nice try, pal.Copy !req
503. No, really. I'm telling you,
there are jaguars and snakesCopy !req
504. - and quicksand.
- I'm not listening.Copy !req
505. I'm not kidding.
Listen, you cannot go in there.Copy !req
506. Still not listening.Copy !req
507. You...Copy !req
508. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
509. Go ahead!Copy !req
510. If there's no Kuzco,
there's no Kuzcotopia.Copy !req
511. Takes care of my problem.Copy !req
512. Scary jungle. Right.Copy !req
513. A leaf. It might attack me.Copy !req
514. It's a scary tree. I'm afraid.Copy !req
515. Please. Never find my way?
I'm the emperor, and as such,Copy !req
516. I'm born with an innate
sense of direction.Copy !req
517. Okay, where am I?Copy !req
518. What...Copy !req
519. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
520. Help me!Copy !req
521. Too late.Copy !req
522. Okay, that was the freakiest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
523. What do you want?Copy !req
524. For me?Copy !req
525. Why, I don't know what to say.Copy !req
526. Hit the road, Bucky.Copy !req
527. No, no. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
528. No, no. No, don't.Copy !req
529. No!Copy !req
530. You killer jaguars...Copy !req
531. Don't worry, Your Highness. I gotcha.
You're safe now.Copy !req
532. Maybe I'm just new
to this whole rescuing thing,Copy !req
533. but this, to me,Copy !req
534. might be considered
kind of a step backwards,Copy !req
535. - wouldn't you say?
- No, no, no. It's okay.Copy !req
536. This is all right.Copy !req
537. We can figure this out.Copy !req
538. I hate you.Copy !req
539. No!Copy !req
540. I don't know about you,
but I'm getting all funned out.Copy !req
541. Don't tell me.
We're about to go over a huge waterfall.Copy !req
542. - Yep.
- Sharp rocks at the bottom?Copy !req
543. Most likely.Copy !req
544. Bring it on.Copy !req
545. Your Highness.Copy !req
546. Your Highness, can you hear me?Copy !req
547. Oh, boy. Come on, breathe.Copy !req
548. Breathe!Copy !req
549. Why me?Copy !req
550. All right.Copy !req
551. For the last time, it was not a kiss.Copy !req
552. Well, whatever you call it...Copy !req
553. It was disgusting.Copy !req
554. And if you would've done what
I ordered you to do in the first place,Copy !req
555. we all could've been spared
your little kiss of life.Copy !req
556. But now that you're here,
you will take me back to the palace.Copy !req
557. I'll have Yzma change me back,Copy !req
558. and then I'll start construction
on Kuzcotopia.Copy !req
559. Yeah.Copy !req
560. Okay, now, look,
I think we got off on the wrong foot here.Copy !req
561. I just think if you really thought about it,Copy !req
562. you'd decide to build your home
on a different hilltop.Copy !req
563. And why would I do that?Copy !req
564. Because...Copy !req
565. Deep down, I think you'll realizeCopy !req
566. that you're forcing an entire village
out of their homes just for you.Copy !req
567. And that's...Copy !req
568. Bad?Copy !req
569. Well, yeah.Copy !req
570. Nobody's that heartless.Copy !req
571. Now take me back.Copy !req
572. What? Wait, wait.
How can you be this way?Copy !req
573. All you care about
is building your summer homeCopy !req
574. and filling it with stuff for you.Copy !req
575. Yeah. Me.Copy !req
576. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.Copy !req
577. You're the only one that doesn't
seem to be with the program,Copy !req
578. Pacha?Copy !req
579. You know what? Someday,
you're going to wind up all alone,Copy !req
580. and you'll have no one
to blame but yourself.Copy !req
581. Thanks for that. I'll log that away.Copy !req
582. Now, for the final time, I order you
to take me back to the palace.Copy !req
583. Looks to me like you're stuck out here,Copy !req
584. because unless you change your mind,
I'm not taking you back.Copy !req
585. Because unless you change your mind,
I'm not taking you back.Copy !req
586. Me, me, me.Copy !req
587. What? I didn't do anything. I didn't...Copy !req
588. Somebody's throwing stuff.Copy !req
589. You going to build a fire or what?
What's going on?Copy !req
590. He's never going to change his mind.Copy !req
591. How am I ever going to get out of here?Copy !req
592. And so, it is with great sadnessCopy !req
593. that we mourn the sudden departure
of our beloved prince...Copy !req
594. Taken from us so tragicallyCopy !req
595. on the very eve of his 18th birthday.Copy !req
596. Poor little guy.Copy !req
597. His legacy will live on in our hearts...Copy !req
598. He never had a chance.Copy !req
599. For all eternity.Copy !req
600. Well, he ain't gettin' any deader.Copy !req
601. Back to work.Copy !req
602. Kronk, damn',Copy !req
603. I must admit you had me worried
when you mixed up those poisons,Copy !req
604. but now that Kuzco is dead,
all is forgiven.Copy !req
605. Yeah, yeah. He's...Copy !req
606. He's dead, all right.Copy !req
607. I mean, you can't get much deader
than he is right now.Copy !req
608. Unless, of course, we killed him again.Copy !req
609. I suppose.Copy !req
610. Hey, look, the royal dresser's here.Copy !req
611. Kronk...Copy !req
612. I should tell you right now
I'm kind of hard to fit.Copy !req
613. Kronk...Copy !req
614. I wear a 66 long and a 31 waist.Copy !req
615. Kuzco is dead, right?Copy !req
616. Tell me Kuzco's dead.Copy !req
617. I need to hear these words.Copy !req
618. Do you need to hear
all those words exactly?Copy !req
619. He's still alive?Copy !req
620. Well, he's not as dead
as we would've hoped.Copy !req
621. Kronk...Copy !req
622. I just thought I'd give you the heads-up
in case Kuzco ever came back.Copy !req
623. He can't come back!Copy !req
624. Yeah. That would be kind of awkward,
especially after that lovely eulogy.Copy !req
625. You think?Copy !req
626. You and I are going out to find him.
If he talks, we are through!Copy !req
627. Now let's move!Copy !req
628. Dad, look out!Copy !req
629. Tipo, what is it?Copy !req
630. I had a dream that Dad was tied to a logCopy !req
631. and was careening out of control
down a raging river of death!Copy !req
632. All right, all right, it's okay.Copy !req
633. - It was awful!
- It's okay, it's okay. Tipo, calm down.Copy !req
634. It was just a dream.Copy !req
635. Your dad's fine.
He just went back to see the emperor.Copy !req
636. Like you told him to,
'cause you're always right.Copy !req
637. That's right.Copy !req
638. Well, in my dream,
Dad had to kiss a llama.Copy !req
639. Yeah, like that would ever happen.Copy !req
640. It could.Copy !req
641. Good night, you two.Copy !req
642. - Night, Mom!
- Night, Mom!Copy !req
643. Hey.Copy !req
644. Thanks.Copy !req
645. No problem.Copy !req
646. Feels like wool.Copy !req
647. Yeah.Copy !req
648. Alpaca?Copy !req
649. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
650. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
651. It's nice.Copy !req
652. My wife made it.Copy !req
653. She knits?Copy !req
654. Crochets.Copy !req
655. Crochets? Nice.Copy !req
656. Thanks.Copy !req
657. So...Copy !req
658. So, I was thinking that
when I got back to the city,Copy !req
659. we'd...Copy !req
660. I mean, there's lots of hilltops,
and maybe I might, you know...Copy !req
661. I might...Copy !req
662. Are you saying...Copy !req
663. You've changed your mind?Copy !req
664. Well, I...Copy !req
665. Because you know that means you're
doing something nice for someone else.Copy !req
666. No, I know that. I know.Copy !req
667. And you're all right with that?Copy !req
668. Yes.Copy !req
669. What?Copy !req
670. Don't shake unless you mean it.Copy !req
671. All right.Copy !req
672. Let's get you back to the palace.Copy !req
673. By the way, thanks.Copy !req
674. No...Copy !req
675. Thank you.Copy !req
676. Okay. Once we cross this bridge,
it's only an hour to the palace.Copy !req
677. Good, because believe it or not,
I think I need a bath.Copy !req
678. I believe it.Copy !req
679. - What was that?
- Nothing.Copy !req
680. Kuzco!Copy !req
681. Kuzco!Copy !req
682. - Yeah?
- Quick, help me up!Copy !req
683. No. I don't think I will.Copy !req
684. You're going to leave me here?Copy !req
685. Well, I was going to have
you imprisoned for life,Copy !req
686. but I kind of like this better.Copy !req
687. I thought you were a changed man.Copy !req
688. Come on. I had to say something
to get you to take me back to the city.Copy !req
689. So all of it was a lie?Copy !req
690. Well, yeah. No, wait.Copy !req
691. Yeah, yeah. It all was a lie.Copy !req
692. Toodles.Copy !req
693. We shook hands on it!Copy !req
694. You know, the funny thing
about shaking hands is...Copy !req
695. You need hands.Copy !req
696. Okay. Buh-bye.Copy !req
697. Are you okay? Are you all right?Copy !req
698. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm all right.Copy !req
699. Good!Copy !req
700. That's for going back on your promise!Copy !req
701. Yeah. That's for kidnapping me
and taking me to your village...Copy !req
702. Which I'm still gonna destroy,
by the way.Copy !req
703. No touchy.Copy !req
704. Why did I risk my life
for a selfish brat like you?Copy !req
705. I was always taught that there
was some good in everyone,Copy !req
706. but, you proved me wrong.Copy !req
707. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama.Copy !req
708. I could've let you die
out there in that jungle,Copy !req
709. and then all my problems
would be over.Copy !req
710. Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.Copy !req
711. Let's end this.Copy !req
712. Ladies first.Copy !req
713. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
714. What are we gonna do?
We're gonna die!Copy !req
715. We're gonna die! That's it for me!Copy !req
716. No, we're not. Calm down.Copy !req
717. I have an idea. Give me your arm.Copy !req
718. Okay, now the other one.Copy !req
719. When I say go, push against my back,Copy !req
720. and we'll walk up the hill. Ready?Copy !req
721. Go.Copy !req
722. You did that on purpose.Copy !req
723. No, I didn't!Copy !req
724. Now, we're gonna have to work together
to get out of this, so follow my lead.Copy !req
725. Ready?Copy !req
726. - Right foot.
- Whose right?Copy !req
727. Your right or mine?Copy !req
728. I don't care. Mine.Copy !req
729. Well, why yours?Copy !req
730. Okay, your right! Ready?Copy !req
731. - Okay, got it.
- Okay, right.Copy !req
732. Left. Right.Copy !req
733. Look, we're moving!Copy !req
734. Don't look down! Now, stay with me.
Stay with me.Copy !req
735. Right. Left.Copy !req
736. Right. Left.Copy !req
737. Right. Left.Copy !req
738. Right!Copy !req
739. Now what, genius?Copy !req
740. Working on it.Copy !req
741. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
742. Stretch out your neck,
and I'll grab the rope.Copy !req
743. How do I know you won't let me fall
after you grab the rope?Copy !req
744. You're just gonna have to trust me!Copy !req
745. You know, it's a good thing
you're not a big, fat guy,Copy !req
746. or this would be really difficult.Copy !req
747. Almost.Copy !req
748. Got it!Copy !req
749. It's stuck.Copy !req
750. Take your time. No hurry here.Copy !req
751. Scorpions!Copy !req
752. Kuzco!Copy !req
753. Oh, no!Copy !req
754. Look out!Copy !req
755. Yeah! Look at me and my bad self.Copy !req
756. I snatched you right out of the air.Copy !req
757. "I'm a crumbly canyon wall,
and I'm taking you with me."Copy !req
758. Well, not today, pal.Copy !req
759. You just saved my life.Copy !req
760. SQ?Copy !req
761. - I knew it.
- Knew what?Copy !req
762. That there is some good in you after all.Copy !req
763. - Oh, no.
- Admit it.Copy !req
764. - Wrong.
- Yes, there is.Copy !req
765. I think there is.Copy !req
766. Hey, you could've let me fall.Copy !req
767. Come on, what's the big deal?
Nobody's that heartless.Copy !req
768. Don't read too much into it.
It was a one-time thing.Copy !req
769. Right. Sure.Copy !req
770. Well, we better get going.Copy !req
771. With that bridge out,
it's a four-day walk to the palace.Copy !req
772. What?
You mean you're still taking me back?Copy !req
773. I shook on it, didn't I?Copy !req
774. Well, yeah, but I hope you realize
that doesn't change a thing.Copy !req
775. I'm still building Kuzcotopia
when I get back.Copy !req
776. Well, four days is a long time.Copy !req
777. Who knows?
Maybe you'll change your mind.Copy !req
778. Four days.Copy !req
779. What are the chances
of you carrying me?Copy !req
780. Not good.Copy !req
781. No,no, no!Copy !req
782. We've searched every village
surrounding the palaceCopy !req
783. and still no sign of Kuzco.Copy !req
784. Where is he?Copy !req
785. Kronk!Copy !req
786. Kronk here.Copy !req
787. I'm getting tired. Pull over.Copy !req
788. Sure thing. Kronk out.Copy !req
789. Perfect.Copy !req
790. These are my best shoes.Copy !req
791. I hate this jungle.Copy !req
792. Look.Copy !req
793. A golden-throated
small-winged Warbler.Copy !req
794. Just one more for exotic bird bingo.Copy !req
795. I am loving this.Copy !req
796. Get away from me!Copy !req
797. Yeah. Tell me about it.Copy !req
798. No, no, it's not you.Copy !req
799. She's not the easiest person
to get close to.Copy !req
800. There's a wall there. Trust me.Copy !req
801. Are you talking to that squirrel?Copy !req
802. I was a Junior Chipmunk.Copy !req
803. I had to be versed in
all the woodland creatures.Copy !req
804. Please continue.Copy !req
805. Why me? Why me?Copy !req
806. Hey, it doesn't always
have to be about you.Copy !req
807. This poor little guy has had it rough.Copy !req
808. Seems a talking llama
gave him a hard time the other day.Copy !req
809. A talking llama? Do tell.Copy !req
810. He doesn't really want to talk to you.Copy !req
811. Well, then you ask him.Copy !req
812. I hate being in the middle.Copy !req
813. Squeaky,Copy !req
814. squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.Copy !req
815. Jaguars? No kidding? Brutal.Copy !req
816. Could you give us a little room here?Copy !req
817. Sorry.Copy !req
818. A little bit more, please.Copy !req
819. How is this?Copy !req
820. Yeah, that's good.Copy !req
821. Now ask him which way
the talking llama went!Copy !req
822. Squeakity-squeak, squeakin'.Copy !req
823. Low blood sugar, huh?Copy !req
824. Yeah. It's a curse.Copy !req
825. Well, as soon as we get
something to eat,Copy !req
826. you're walking the rest of the way.Copy !req
827. Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,
home of the mug...Copy !req
828. Of meat. What'll it be?Copy !req
829. We'll have two specials.
Is that all right, dear?Copy !req
830. Whatever you say, pumpkin.
You know what I like.Copy !req
831. We're on our honeymoon.Copy !req
832. Bless you for coming out in public.Copy !req
833. So that's two specials.Copy !req
834. And an onion log. To split.Copy !req
835. Ordering! I need two heartburns
and a deep-fried doorstop on table 12!Copy !req
836. Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.Copy !req
837. When will you learn
that all my ideas are good ones?Copy !req
838. That's funny,Copy !req
839. because I thought you going
into the jungle by yourself,Copy !req
840. being chased by jaguars,Copy !req
841. lying to me
to take you back to the palaceCopy !req
842. were all really bad ideas.Copy !req
843. Anything sounds bad
when you say it with that attitude.Copy !req
844. Hot and crispy pill bug
for the happy couple.Copy !req
845. BOY-Copy !req
846. Here. Let me get that for you.Copy !req
847. Where are you going?Copy !req
848. I'm just going to slip into the kitchen
and have a word with the chef.Copy !req
849. You're gonna get us thrown out.Copy !req
850. Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.Copy !req
851. We've been walking around in circles
for who knows how long.Copy !req
852. That is the last time
we take directions from a squirrel.Copy !req
853. I should have done away with Kuzco
myself when I had the chance.Copy !req
854. You really gotta stop
beating yourself up about that.Copy !req
855. I'll get you another one there, Yzma.Copy !req
856. You using that fork there, pal?Copy !req
857. Hey, don't I know you?Copy !req
858. I don't think so.Copy !req
859. - Wrestled you in high school?
- Don't remember that.Copy !req
860. Metal shop? I got it!Copy !req
861. Miss Narca's interpretive dance,
two semesters.Copy !req
862. I was usually in the back
because of my weak ankles.Copy !req
863. Come on, pal.
You gotta help me out here.Copy !req
864. I don't think we've ever met,
but I gotta go.Copy !req
865. Don't worry. I'll think of it.Copy !req
866. Look, all I know is the food looked iffy.Copy !req
867. I'm not the only one
that thinks that, I'm sure.Copy !req
868. Hey!Copy !req
869. So I'm just checking to make sureCopy !req
870. you're going to take
the main course up a notch.Copy !req
871. Is there anything on this menu
that is not swimming in gravy?Copy !req
872. Hang on. I'll go ask the chef.Copy !req
873. It's a simple question.Copy !req
874. Is there or is there not anything edible
on this menu?Copy !req
875. Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!Copy !req
876. Hey, pal, what's your policy
on making special orders?Copy !req
877. All right, buster, that's it!Copy !req
878. You want a special order,
then you make it! I quit!Copy !req
879. Yeah, but I...Copy !req
880. I try and I try, but there's no respect
for anyone with vision. That's it!Copy !req
881. There's just nothing I can do about it!Copy !req
882. Please don't go.Copy !req
883. Three pork combos,
extra bacon on the side,Copy !req
884. two chili cheese samplers,
a basket of liver and onion rings,Copy !req
885. a catch of the day,
and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.Copy !req
886. You got all that, honey?Copy !req
887. Three oinkers wearing pants,
plate of hot air,Copy !req
888. basket of grandma's breakfast,
and change the bull to a gill, got it.Copy !req
889. What's going on?Copy !req
890. No time to explain.
We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
891. What is he doing in there?Copy !req
892. - Come on!
- In a minute. I'm still hungry.Copy !req
893. No, Kuzco!Copy !req
894. Okay, I'll make it simple for you.Copy !req
895. I'll have a spinach omelet
with wheat toast.Copy !req
896. - You got it?
- Can do.Copy !req
897. What's taking so long?Copy !req
898. - Pickup!
- Kronk! What are you doing?Copy !req
899. - Kinda busy here.
- Why am I not surprised?Copy !req
900. Your order's up!Copy !req
901. Well, while you're at it,Copy !req
902. make me the special.
And hold the gravy!Copy !req
903. Check. Pickup!Copy !req
904. You know what? On second thought,
make my omelet a meat pie.Copy !req
905. Meat pie. Check.Copy !req
906. Kronk!Copy !req
907. Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?Copy !req
908. I'll have to charge you full price.Copy !req
909. Hey, how about a side
of potatoes, my buddy?Copy !req
910. You got it.
Want cheese on those potatoes?Copy !req
911. Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine.Copy !req
912. - Cheddar spuds coming up.
- Spuds yes, cheese no.Copy !req
913. - Hold the cheese.
- No, I want the cheese.Copy !req
914. Cheese me no like.Copy !req
915. - Cheese out.
- Cheese in!Copy !req
916. Come on, make up your mind!Copy !req
917. Okay, okay, on second thought...Copy !req
918. Make my potatoes a salad.Copy !req
919. Excuse me.
You see that woman over there?Copy !req
920. No problem, hon.
We do that all the time.Copy !req
921. One, two, three, four...Copy !req
922. Happy, happy birthday
From all of us to youCopy !req
923. We wish it was our birthday
So we could party, tooCopy !req
924. Happy, happy birthday
May all your dreams come trueCopy !req
925. It's your birthday?Copy !req
926. What are you doing?Copy !req
927. Look, there's two people
in there looking for you.Copy !req
928. - What?
- A big guy and a skinny old woman.Copy !req
929. Wait. Was this woman
scary beyond all reason?Copy !req
930. - Yeah.
- That's Yzma and Kronk! I'm saved!Copy !req
931. Trust me, they're not here to save you.Copy !req
932. They'll take me back to the palace.Copy !req
933. Thanks for your help.
You've been great.Copy !req
934. I can take it from here.Copy !req
935. You don't understand.
They're trying to kill you.Copy !req
936. Kill me? Their whole world
revolves around me.Copy !req
937. - No. I can't let you!
- What? Wha...Copy !req
938. I get it!Copy !req
939. You don't want to take me
back to the palace.Copy !req
940. You want to keep me
stranded out here forever.Copy !req
941. No!Copy !req
942. This has all been an act,
and I almost fell for it.Copy !req
943. Will you just listen to me...Copy !req
944. No, no, you listen to me.
All you care about is your stupid hilltop!Copy !req
945. What?Copy !req
946. You don't care about me.
Now, just get out of here.Copy !req
947. - Go!
- But...Copy !req
948. Go on! Get outta here!Copy !req
949. Fine!Copy !req
950. - This entire mess is all your fault.
- What'd I do?Copy !req
951. If you hadn't mixed up those poisons,
Kuzco would be dead now!Copy !req
952. There'll be no more diversions until
we track that llama down and kill him!Copy !req
953. Said I was sorry. Can't just let it go.Copy !req
954. Not even on your birthday.Copy !req
955. Kuzco must be eliminated.Copy !req
956. The empire will finally be
rid of that useless slug.Copy !req
957. You got a point.Copy !req
958. Nobody really seems to care
that he's gone, do they?Copy !req
959. Pacha!Copy !req
960. Pacha?Copy !req
961. So this is where you came in.Copy !req
962. See, just like I said, I'm the victim here.Copy !req
963. I didn't do anything,
and they ruined my lifeCopy !req
964. and took everything I had.Copy !req
965. Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?Copy !req
966. What? I'm just telling them
what happened.Copy !req
967. Who you kidding, pal?Copy !req
968. They saw the whole thing,
they know what happened.Copy !req
969. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
970. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
971. The peasant at the diner!Copy !req
972. He didn't pay his check.Copy !req
973. He's the peasant
who I saw leaving the cityCopy !req
974. who disappeared into the crowd
with Kuzco on the back of his cart.Copy !req
975. He must have taken him
back to his village,Copy !req
976. so if we find the village, we find him,
and if we find him, we find Kuzco.Copy !req
977. Yeah, it's all comin' together.Copy !req
978. - Yzma!
- What?Copy !req
979. This had better be good!Copy !req
980. So, there we were standing on the cliff,
and the ground started to rumble.Copy !req
981. And just as it started to go,
he grabbed me before I fell.Copy !req
982. Do you believe that?Copy !req
983. You know, call me crazy for following
this guy all the way out here,Copy !req
984. but as much as he tries to deny it,
I know there's some good in him.Copy !req
985. Besides, I couldn't just
leave him out here all alone.Copy !req
986. He's a lousy llama.Copy !req
987. I mean, a really lousy llama.Copy !req
988. Hey, listen, Pacha, you know,Copy !req
989. what I said to you back at the diner,
that, I didn't really...Copy !req
990. So, you tired of being a llama?Copy !req
991. Yes!Copy !req
992. Okay, we're just gonna stop
at the house and get some supplies.Copy !req
993. - Then we'll be on our way, right?
- Right.Copy !req
994. Hey there, Pacha.
You just missed your relatives.Copy !req
995. My relatives?Copy !req
996. We just sent them up to your house.Copy !req
997. What did they look like?Copy !req
998. See, there was this big guy
and this older woman who was...Copy !req
999. How would you describe her?Copy !req
1000. Scary beyond all reason.Copy !req
1001. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
1002. So, remind me again
how you're related to Pacha?Copy !req
1003. Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's
wife's step-niece's great-aunt.Copy !req
1004. Twice removed.Copy !req
1005. Isn't that right, Kronk?Copy !req
1006. Ninety-nine monkeys
jumpin' on the bedCopy !req
1007. One fell off and bumped his headCopy !req
1008. You know, I am so sorry
that you had to come all this way,Copy !req
1009. but as I said to you before,Copy !req
1010. you may recall, Pacha is not here.Copy !req
1011. I'll be sure and tell him you came by.Copy !req
1012. Would you, please?
That would be just great.Copy !req
1013. Silly me.Copy !req
1014. No, no. Allow me.Copy !req
1015. She's hiding something.Copy !req
1016. When I give the word,
we search the house.Copy !req
1017. Okay, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.Copy !req
1018. So, while we're waiting for Paca...Copy !req
1019. - Pacha.
- Yes.Copy !req
1020. Perhaps we can have a tour
of your lovely home.Copy !req
1021. You know, why don't you just come
back when Pacha gets home?Copy !req
1022. I'm sure he'd love to show you the...Copy !req
1023. Excuse me, won't you?Copy !req
1024. I think I left something in the oven.Copy !req
1025. This is my variation of double-dutch.
On the signal, we switch places.Copy !req
1026. - Kronk, it's time!
- Okay!Copy !req
1027. So, we have to get back to the palace,
find the lab, and change him back.Copy !req
1028. Hi there!Copy !req
1029. That was him.Copy !req
1030. You know what?Copy !req
1031. I don't believe
you're really my great-aunt.Copy !req
1032. You're more like my great-great-great...Copy !req
1033. Go. I'll stall them long enough
for you two to get a head start.Copy !req
1034. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
1035. You have a lovely wife.
They're both very pretty.Copy !req
1036. Great-great-great...Copy !req
1037. All right! Are you through?Copy !req
1038. - Great-great-aunt.
- So, where were we?Copy !req
1039. Listen, sister, we're not leaving until...Copy !req
1040. I show you the house. Of course.Copy !req
1041. Was it a good idea to leave
your family with those two?Copy !req
1042. Don't worry.
They can handle themselves.Copy !req
1043. What do you mean, the door is stuck?
Try jiggling the handle.Copy !req
1044. There is no handle in here.Copy !req
1045. There's not? Are you sure?Copy !req
1046. All right, I've had enough of this.Copy !req
1047. Tell us where the talking llama is and
we'll burn your house to the ground.Copy !req
1048. Don't you mean "or"?Copy !req
1049. Tell us where the talking llama is
or we'll burn your house to the ground.Copy !req
1050. Well, which is it?Copy !req
1051. That seems like
a pretty crucial conjunction.Copy !req
1052. That's it! Kronk, break the door down!Copy !req
1053. Break it down? Are you kidding me?
This is hand-carved mahogany.Copy !req
1054. I don't care, you fool. Get out of my way.Copy !req
1055. I'll break it down myself.Copy !req
1056. - A-one...
- Okay, kids, you know what to do.Copy !req
1057. - Two...
- Right, Mom!Copy !req
1058. Three!Copy !req
1059. Okay, children, on your mark,
get set, go!Copy !req
1060. Stop it, you little brats!Copy !req
1061. There they go, Kronk!
They're getting away!Copy !req
1062. Well, I had a great time.Copy !req
1063. Let's not wait until the next
family reunion to get together.Copy !req
1064. Kronk!Copy !req
1065. I gotta run.Copy !req
1066. Okay, why does she even
have that lever?Copy !req
1067. Please remain seatedCopy !req
1068. and keep your arms
and legs in at all times.Copy !req
1069. - What does it look like?
- I don't know. Just keep looking.Copy !req
1070. Over here!Copy !req
1071. It has to be one of these.
Lions, tigers, bears...Copy !req
1072. Oh, my-Copy !req
1073. Looking for this?Copy !req
1074. No! It can't be!Copy !req
1075. How did you get back here before us?Copy !req
1076. How did we, Kronk?Copy !req
1077. Well, you got me.
By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1078. Well, back to business.Copy !req
1079. Okay, I admit it.Copy !req
1080. Maybe I wasn't as nice
as I should have been,Copy !req
1081. but, Yzma,
do you really want to kill me?Copy !req
1082. Just think of it as you're being let go,Copy !req
1083. that your life's going
in a different direction,Copy !req
1084. that your body's part of
a permanent outplacement.Copy !req
1085. Hey, that's kind of like what he said
to you when you got fired.Copy !req
1086. I know. It's called a cruel irony
like my dependence on you.Copy !req
1087. I can't believe this is happening!Copy !req
1088. Then I bet you weren't expecting this.Copy !req
1089. No!Copy !req
1090. Okay.Copy !req
1091. Finish them off.Copy !req
1092. Hey, you're not backing down now,
are you, big guy?Copy !req
1093. Where's the other guy?Copy !req
1094. Yo!Copy !req
1095. Sorry I'm late. So, what'd I miss?Copy !req
1096. Well, Yzma just tossed me this knifeCopy !req
1097. and asked me to,
you know, take them out.Copy !req
1098. Then this guy popped up
and we waited for you,Copy !req
1099. and quite honestly...Copy !req
1100. Kronk! Why did I think
you could do this?Copy !req
1101. This one simple thing.Copy !req
1102. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.Copy !req
1103. Now.Copy !req
1104. A really, really big
stupid monkey named Kronk!Copy !req
1105. And do you want to know
something else?Copy !req
1106. I've never liked your spinach puffs.Copy !req
1107. Never!Copy !req
1108. That's it. She's going down.Copy !req
1109. Now, now, remember, guys.Copy !req
1110. From above, the wicked shall
receive their just reward.Copy !req
1111. That'll work.Copy !req
1112. Strange. That usually works.Copy !req
1113. And so does this!Copy !req
1114. Should have seen that coming.Copy !req
1115. Give me that vial!Copy !req
1116. Clumsy me.Copy !req
1117. Which one? Which one?Copy !req
1118. Better hurry. I'm expecting company.Copy !req
1119. Kill them! They murdered the emperor!Copy !req
1120. No, wait! I'm the emperor!
It's me... Kuzco!Copy !req
1121. They're not listening to me!Copy !req
1122. Just take 'em all!Copy !req
1123. Get them!Copy !req
1124. Hey, I've been turned into a cow.
Can I go home?Copy !req
1125. You're excused. Anyone else?Copy !req
1126. No, we're good.Copy !req
1127. Get them!Copy !req
1128. We've gotta change you back.
Try this one.Copy !req
1129. Pacha? A little help!Copy !req
1130. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
1131. Please be something with wings.Copy !req
1132. Yeah! We're flyin'!Copy !req
1133. We're not getting anywhere
with you picking the vials.Copy !req
1134. - I'm picking the next one!
- Fine by me!Copy !req
1135. Give me that one!Copy !req
1136. Don't you say a word.Copy !req
1137. Quick! Drain the canals!Copy !req
1138. Open up!Copy !req
1139. I'm a llama again!Copy !req
1140. Wait...Copy !req
1141. There they go! After them!Copy !req
1142. Come on, men!
Nobody lives forever! Charge!Copy !req
1143. Okay, only two left.
It's gotta be one of these.Copy !req
1144. No!Copy !req
1145. I'll take that.Copy !req
1146. This is the one.
This'll change you back to a human.Copy !req
1147. Hey, get her off!Copy !req
1148. Get her off me!Copy !req
1149. Drink the potion!Copy !req
1150. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1151. Where did it go? Where is it?Copy !req
1152. Looking for this?Copy !req
1153. Is that my voice? Is that my voice?Copy !req
1154. Well.Copy !req
1155. No! Don't drop it!Copy !req
1156. I'm not going to drop it, you fool!Copy !req
1157. I'm going to drink it!Copy !req
1158. And once I turn back
into my beautiful self,Copy !req
1159. I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
1160. Kuzco!Copy !req
1161. Be right there! Give me a minute!Copy !req
1162. Kuzco!Copy !req
1163. Kuzco!Copy !req
1164. The vial!Copy !req
1165. For the last time,
we did not order a giant trampoline.Copy !req
1166. You know, pal, you could have told me
that before I set it up.Copy !req
1167. The vial!Copy !req
1168. You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?Copy !req
1169. I win.Copy !req
1170. Got it!Copy !req
1171. What are the odds of that
trapdoor leading me out here?Copy !req
1172. Yeah!Copy !req
1173. Here, let me get this for you.Copy !req
1174. Well, see ya on the other side.Copy !req
1175. Now, you stop being so hard
on yourself. All is forgiven.Copy !req
1176. You're sure?Copy !req
1177. It's not the first time
I was tossed out a window,Copy !req
1178. and it won't be the last.Copy !req
1179. What can I say? I'm a rebel.Copy !req
1180. Tiger.Copy !req
1181. Hey, I got to use that arm later.Copy !req
1182. Okay, buddy, take care.Copy !req
1183. He's a sweet guy.Copy !req
1184. So, you lied to me.Copy !req
1185. - I did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1186. You said when the sun hits this ridge
just right, these hills sing.Copy !req
1187. Well, pal, I was dragged
all over those hills,Copy !req
1188. and I did not hear any singing.Copy !req
1189. So...Copy !req
1190. I'll be building my summer home
on a more magical hill. Thank you.Copy !req
1191. Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes?Copy !req
1192. No, no, I'm sharp, I'm on it.Copy !req
1193. Looks like you and your familyCopy !req
1194. are stuck on that tuneless
hilltop forever, pal.Copy !req
1195. You know, I'm pretty sure I heard
some singing on the hill next to us.Copy !req
1196. In case you're interested.Copy !req
1197. Boom, baby!Copy !req
1198. Boom, baby!Copy !req
1199. You'd be the coolest dude
In the nationCopy !req
1200. Or the hippest cat in creationCopy !req
1201. But if you ain't got friends
then nothing's worth the fussCopy !req
1202. A perfect world will come to beCopy !req
1203. When everybody here can seeCopy !req
1204. That a perfect world begins and endsCopy !req
1205. A perfect world begins and endsCopy !req
1206. A perfect world begins
and ends with usCopy !req
1207. "My acorn is missing."Copy !req
1208. Squeak squeakin' squeak squeakity.Copy !req
1209. "Did you eat the acorn?"Copy !req
1210. Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin'?Copy !req
1211. "You owe me a new acorn."Copy !req
1212. Squeak squeak squeak squeak
squeaker...Copy !req
1213. Squeakin'.Copy !req
1214. I'm so proud of you guys.Copy !req