1. That's one more signed up.Copy !req
2. Attention!Copy !req
3. The king is coming.Copy !req
4. Your majesty.Copy !req
5. Long live the king.Copy !req
6. Long live, long live the king.Copy !req
7. At ease.Copy !req
8. Oh, thank
you, your majesty.Copy !req
9. Where did you
dig this one up from?Copy !req
10. Where is his file?Copy !req
11. The file, the file!Copy !req
12. The file, yes, your majesty.Copy !req
13. So, Bruce Lee.Copy !req
14. Made in Hong Kong.Copy !req
15. He's still standing.Copy !req
16. He should kneel before the king.Copy !req
17. Show some respect.Copy !req
18. You really do have
a ton of cheek.Copy !req
19. Your majesty
this man Bruce LeeCopy !req
20. left Hong Kong for SeattleCopy !req
21. and from there came onto hereCopy !req
22. and he been unconscious a long
time, cause of death unknown.Copy !req
23. Majesty.Copy !req
24. Hey are you sure
it's Bruce Lee?Copy !req
25. It doesn't look like him.Copy !req
26. It so happens
when a person diesCopy !req
27. their face and their
body undergo a change.Copy !req
28. When he was alive all
the girls were after himCopy !req
29. they just ate him up.Copy !req
30. Oh hold me.Copy !req
31. Deputy
there's somethingCopy !req
32. rather extraordinary there.Copy !req
33. You better check it out.Copy !req
34. Yes majesty.Copy !req
35. Say, it's big, enormous!Copy !req
36. Huh?Copy !req
37. What on earth could it be?Copy !req
38. What is that?Copy !req
39. Can someone bring it up here?Copy !req
40. - It's fantastic!
- Let me have a look at it!Copy !req
41. Come on, hurry up.
Fantastic, majesty.Copy !req
42. Here you are.Copy !req
43. Are you the Bruce Lee?Copy !req
44. Why have you a weapon
when you come here?Copy !req
45. I hope you don't
intend to attack me.Copy !req
46. Hmm?Copy !req
47. Hmm, guards, you'd
better punish him.Copy !req
48. One-armed swordsman!
Yes sir, sir!Copy !req
49. Huh, huh?Copy !req
50. Who's stolen my weapon?Copy !req
51. Where's it gone?Copy !req
52. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
53. How dare you?Copy !req
54. Get down on your
knees before me.Copy !req
55. Or do you want to die already?Copy !req
56. Huh?Copy !req
57. Is there something
wrong with you?Copy !req
58. You're weird.Copy !req
59. I'm gonna die?Copy !req
60. You're gonna die.Copy !req
61. Don't you realize who I am?Copy !req
62. How dare you be rude to me?Copy !req
63. I know who you are, a rat.Copy !req
64. How dare you say that?Copy !req
65. Let me inform you, pipsqueak.Copy !req
66. I am the king of the underworld.Copy !req
67. Huh?Copy !req
68. The underworld?Copy !req
69. Huh.Copy !req
70. If you continue to misbehave,Copy !req
71. I'll be delighted to
send you to hell forever.Copy !req
72. You're a fool, a stupid fool.Copy !req
73. How did you become king?Copy !req
74. That's really quite simple.Copy !req
75. You see that enormous
pillar over there?Copy !req
76. Huh.Copy !req
77. What's so great about it?Copy !req
78. If someone gives me trouble,Copy !req
79. I give the pillar a shakeCopy !req
80. which in turns triggers
off an earthquake.Copy !req
81. If I really wanted to I
could destroy the wholeCopy !req
82. face of the planet.Copy !req
83. Okay, you beat me on
that one, you're the boss.Copy !req
84. You're right.Copy !req
85. You should learn to
appreciate my power.Copy !req
86. (rumbling)
No, majesty, no!Copy !req
87. Please, stop, majesty!
(groaning)Copy !req
88. See?Copy !req
89. Now you see how powerful I am.Copy !req
90. Well, in that case I guess
I'm gonna have to call it quitsCopy !req
91. but do me one favor.Copy !req
92. You can give me back my weapon.Copy !req
93. I'm dead without it.Copy !req
94. Hey, your majesty.Copy !req
95. I suggest that you give him.Copy !req
96. Thanks.Copy !req
97. Bruce Lee.Copy !req
98. You're welcome.Copy !req
99. Here's your weapon.Copy !req
100. - Would you like a seat?
- Thanks.Copy !req
101. A drink over
here waiter, will you?Copy !req
102. Hey, how
come it's so cold here?Copy !req
103. Oh, don't you know?Copy !req
104. This is the famous Cool Inn.Copy !req
105. It's so much cheaper
than an air conditioner.Copy !req
106. Hey, let
me have a menu.Copy !req
107. Hey, I can't read
what's written here.Copy !req
108. Bring me the specialty
of the house.Copy !req
109. Right, I'll introduce
you to some real treats.Copy !req
110. You'll like them for sureCopy !req
111. but you've got to eat
it in a special way.Copy !req
112. First you suck it in and
then you chew it overCopy !req
113. and spit it out and it
tastes absolutely delicious.Copy !req
114. Disgusting.Copy !req
115. Try eating it yourself.Copy !req
116. Onesie,
twosie, threesie, oh...Copy !req
117. That's four times now.Copy !req
118. Popeye, you lose again.Copy !req
119. Come on now you have
to drink it all upCopy !req
120. or you're no partner of mine.Copy !req
121. Hey, you're up to
your cheating tricks
again, aren't you?Copy !req
122. You lost, you've got
to drink it all up.Copy !req
123. Come on.
I won't touch it.Copy !req
124. - Hey.
- I refuse!Copy !req
125. Turn around.Copy !req
126. I can shout if I want to.Copy !req
127. It's a public place, isn't it?Copy !req
128. Don't waste your breath.Copy !req
129. He's gonna be so rude we may
as well go some other place.Copy !req
130. Come on.
Okay.Copy !req
131. I can eat a horse.Copy !req
132. Bring me the food.Copy !req
133. Oh right, right away.Copy !req
134. Hey, that's Bruce Lee.Copy !req
135. Oh hey.
Hi.Copy !req
136. Hey, hi.Copy !req
137. Hey, Popeye.Copy !req
138. We're going for a
drink, aren't we?Copy !req
139. Come on.Copy !req
140. Waiter!Copy !req
141. Coming, coming.Copy !req
142. What's the matter sir?Copy !req
143. Your call this
filthy muck food?Copy !req
144. I'll complain to
the hygiene squad.Copy !req
145. I'm sorry, our cook, he
can be a little careless.Copy !req
146. Forget the bill,
you needn't pay.Copy !req
147. Alright, I'll let
you off this time.Copy !req
148. Thank you sir.Copy !req
149. Huh?Copy !req
150. Hey.Copy !req
151. Oh.
(laughing)Copy !req
152. I'm sorry.Copy !req
153. Goodbye.
Thanks.Copy !req
154. Bye.Copy !req
155. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
156. Hey mister, why are
you making troubleCopy !req
157. with those triad
chucks from Chinatown?Copy !req
158. They can be real mean and nasty.Copy !req
159. Listen buster, when I
was in the sticks I oftenCopy !req
160. came across the
mafia and the 14K.Copy !req
161. I just used my hands.Copy !req
162. That was enough.Copy !req
163. Let those punks
try it on with me.Copy !req
164. You know nothing.Copy !req
165. They're the godfather's
private bodyguard.Copy !req
166. They're hardnosed bastards.Copy !req
167. One's James Bond and the
other's Clint Eastwood.Copy !req
168. Huh.Copy !req
169. Look, I don't care who they are.Copy !req
170. Those pansy punks don't
scare me none at all.Copy !req
171. You know you talk too much.Copy !req
172. I want my food.Copy !req
173. I've got a real
treat coming for you.Copy !req
174. Bastard, where'd
you come from?Copy !req
175. You talking to me?Copy !req
176. You wanna learn something?Copy !req
177. You sure you want to?Copy !req
178. I don't give a
damn who you are.Copy !req
179. But since you're
here with us nowCopy !req
180. and yet you did not say hello.Copy !req
181. Well that means trouble.Copy !req
182. That clear to you?Copy !req
183. I'm sure that I
meant no offense.Copy !req
184. The blind guy's
making the waves.Copy !req
185. Brother, this guy fancies
himself as a fighter.Copy !req
186. What a stupid jerk.Copy !req
187. He's gone too far.Copy !req
188. My friend,
we've got our own lives.Copy !req
189. So why hurt each other?Copy !req
190. Let's forget about it.Copy !req
191. Hey, don't get me wrong,
I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
192. Hey brother I reckon the jerkCopy !req
193. is taking the mickey.Copy !req
194. We better rub him out or
he'll say he faced us down.Copy !req
195. - Get him.
- Hmm.Copy !req
196. Uh uh.Copy !req
197. Why?Copy !req
198. When dealing with a
punk you don't need a gun.Copy !req
199. You bastard!Copy !req
200. I'll get even with you.Copy !req
201. Let's go.Copy !req
202. He is seriously hurt.Copy !req
203. They are such cowards
to just beat him up.Copy !req
204. My young friend,
how are you feeling?Copy !req
205. You must have just arrived here.Copy !req
206. Yeah, you are?Copy !req
207. I'm Wah To.Copy !req
208. Wah To?Copy !req
209. That's right.Copy !req
210. I was doctor to the king.Copy !req
211. Now I have come here for my sinsCopy !req
212. and I help the
poor and the weak.Copy !req
213. Oh.Copy !req
214. He's badly hurt, I have
to give him some treatment.Copy !req
215. Give me a hand, take
him to my house.Copy !req
216. - Alright.
- Okay.Copy !req
217. You've been most
kind, thanks doc.Copy !req
218. Uncle, you
really are a great man.Copy !req
219. You saved me from
the fires of hell.Copy !req
220. Oh that was nothing,
you're most welcome.Copy !req
221. You mustn't move around,
you haven't recovered yet.Copy !req
222. Here Bruce.Copy !req
223. Drink this medicine.Copy !req
224. Oh thanks, good.Copy !req
225. My friend, I had something,
a favor to ask of you.Copy !req
226. Uncle, anything.Copy !req
227. Just name it and I'll do it.Copy !req
228. Young fellow, I think
you've been overdoing itCopy !req
229. and I cannot say
that I blame you.Copy !req
230. But you should just
look at yourself.Copy !req
231. You're wasting away
from too much of it.Copy !req
232. Oh Grandpa,
don't be so unfair.Copy !req
233. When a man's endowed like BruceCopy !req
234. the girls are bound to want him.Copy !req
235. He's gotta have his fun.Copy !req
236. Eh Brucey?Copy !req
237. That's enough.Copy !req
238. It seemed like I had
everything licked.Copy !req
239. Except for just one
thing, my Achilles heel.Copy !req
240. Right.Copy !req
241. I used to play
around just too much.Copy !req
242. I'm sorry Linda.Copy !req
243. Eh, Linda?Copy !req
244. Who is this Linda?Copy !req
245. Huh.Copy !req
246. Linda was my wife.Copy !req
247. Oh, Uncle, tell me straight up.Copy !req
248. Have I a chance of
getting back to earth?Copy !req
249. Back to earth?Copy !req
250. I can do most things but I
am afraid I can't do that.Copy !req
251. Come.Copy !req
252. We'll all have a
drink, drink up.Copy !req
253. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
254. Don't act so serious,
you must drink too.Copy !req
255. Here's hoping you
become the king soon.Copy !req
256. Thank you, but let's
not count the chickens.Copy !req
257. But I'm sure with your help
to me be bound to succeed.Copy !req
258. Cheers.Copy !req
259. Exorcist, will you
remember me after you'veCopy !req
260. become the king?Copy !req
261. Emmanuelle, you're so
beautiful and so wicked.Copy !req
262. I give you whatever
your heart desires.Copy !req
263. Thank you, you're so kind.
(chuckling)Copy !req
264. Exorcist, I don't understand.Copy !req
265. Why do we have to wait
around here for so long?Copy !req
266. You're wrong.Copy !req
267. We won't wait long.Copy !req
268. We'll move when we're ready.Copy !req
269. The king is such a moron.Copy !req
270. I want him dead,
it should be easy.Copy !req
271. But I...Copy !req
272. But then you are
afraid of Bruce Lee?Copy !req
273. That's right, that's right.Copy !req
274. I really think
he'll cause trouble.Copy !req
275. Well why the hell
are you worrying?Copy !req
276. We're all here aren't we?Copy !req
277. That's enough.Copy !req
278. What's more we've got DraculaCopy !req
279. and he can summon up all
his zombies to help us too.Copy !req
280. What's the problem?Copy !req
281. Don't you worry
about that Bruce Lee.Copy !req
282. He's nothing.Copy !req
283. I will take care of him.Copy !req
284. Come on, let's have a drink.Copy !req
285. There we go, alright.Copy !req
286. Alright shuffling...Copy !req
287. Hey, hold it.Copy !req
288. You're not shuffling them right.Copy !req
289. Huh?Copy !req
290. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
291. Huh?Copy !req
292. Wanna play?Copy !req
293. Alright here they go.Copy !req
294. 11.Copy !req
295. There you are.Copy !req
296. Open?Copy !req
297. I'll see you.Copy !req
298. Full house!Copy !req
299. Your house
is not full enough.Copy !req
300. What bad luck.Copy !req
301. I had such good dominoes.Copy !req
302. You're pretty good.Copy !req
303. Hey wait, wait on there.Copy !req
304. Now this'll be the
last game you play.Copy !req
305. After that, no more gambling.Copy !req
306. - What do you mean?
- What's that?Copy !req
307. Well just consider.Copy !req
308. When you were gambling in the
other world what did you do?Copy !req
309. You lost all your money and
then took your own life.Copy !req
310. And now you arrive here
you're gambling againCopy !req
311. and you get cheated again.Copy !req
312. You follow me?Copy !req
313. Alright, let's
share the money out.Copy !req
314. Here you go, some for
you, this is yours.Copy !req
315. Here you go, take some of that.Copy !req
316. Go on, go ahead, take it.Copy !req
317. There you are, that's yours.Copy !req
318. This one.Copy !req
319. Step up, come on, here you go.Copy !req
320. There you are.Copy !req
321. Here you go.Copy !req
322. Hey, what about my share?Copy !req
323. Huh, you too?Copy !req
324. I'll give some later after
I've talked to your sister.Copy !req
325. Bastard!Copy !req
326. Don't talk to me like that.Copy !req
327. Do you know who the
boss is of this place?Copy !req
328. I don't care even
if it's the king.Copy !req
329. You're on the button there.Copy !req
330. Our boss is the king
of the underworldCopy !req
331. and you disobey him!Copy !req
332. So what if I do?Copy !req
333. Let's go.Copy !req
334. Hey stop him,
stop him, stop him!Copy !req
335. Hey One-Arm, if
you want the moneyCopy !req
336. (snaps)
you follow me.Copy !req
337. Madam give me
some food will you?Copy !req
338. Hey brother.Copy !req
339. - Hey brother.
- Hi.Copy !req
340. Hello.Copy !req
341. Give me my money back!Copy !req
342. I haven't got it!Copy !req
343. Your money?Copy !req
344. Now don't you worry,
it's all here.Copy !req
345. Here, there you are.Copy !req
346. But not so much?Copy !req
347. Not much?Copy !req
348. He lost everything
that he had on him.Copy !req
349. However from now on there'll
be no more gambling.Copy !req
350. Hey One-Arm, the last time you
only lost an arm in fighting.Copy !req
351. Don't gamble.Copy !req
352. Why not give your sister
a hand in her shop?Copy !req
353. Hey look at that.Copy !req
354. Alright, that'll be
enough for today.Copy !req
355. Let's take a break.Copy !req
356. Same time tomorrow.
Alright, thank you.Copy !req
357. Yeah, bye bye.Copy !req
358. Hey Uncle.Copy !req
359. My friend, you're tired.Copy !req
360. Oh it's nothing.Copy !req
361. As long as we fight as a teamCopy !req
362. those bastards won't
dare tangle with us.Copy !req
363. Madam, is this Bruce Lee
really so expert at kung fu?Copy !req
364. Listen, I've heard he's
meant to be very generousCopy !req
365. to his girlfriends.Copy !req
366. I'm just crazy about him.Copy !req
367. I wish...
What do you wish?Copy !req
368. I wish I could try
him out for size.Copy !req
369. The king is coming!Copy !req
370. What bad timing, just
when we are chatting.Copy !req
371. And look what he's got in
mind, the dirty old man.Copy !req
372. Oh.
(laughing)Copy !req
373. Beautiful, lovely.Copy !req
374. Oh what a fine pair
of breasts you have.Copy !req
375. Oh and what lovely smooth skin.Copy !req
376. Oh let me at you.Copy !req
377. Easy majesty.Copy !req
378. What a surprise to find
four such lovely girlsCopy !req
379. having a quiet bath together.Copy !req
380. Have you been gossipingCopy !req
381. about the false dimensions
of that man out there,Copy !req
382. Bruce Lee?Copy !req
383. Eh?Copy !req
384. Oh how could you?Copy !req
385. Of course we weren't.Copy !req
386. Oh, don't blame
you if you did.Copy !req
387. You see I'm out of
sorts lately and wellCopy !req
388. I just don't feel like doing
it much anymore, you see.Copy !req
389. What's wrong, what's
happened to that water?Copy !req
390. Call exorcist, go check
out this water immediately.Copy !req
391. Yes sir.Copy !req
392. Make sure you start it
running again straight away.Copy !req
393. - Yes majesty.
- Off you go.Copy !req
394. Quickly run,
quickly get out of here!Copy !req
395. They've come to
collect that money!Copy !req
396. They've come to
get the money now.Copy !req
397. They'll get their
comeuppance one day.Copy !req
398. (slaps)
Are you gonna pay, huh?Copy !req
399. You dare disobey me?Copy !req
400. Don't you know it's an
offense to belt a policeman?Copy !req
401. Oh guess what?Copy !req
402. Brother, she beat you
'cause she loves you.Copy !req
403. Sure she loves me.Copy !req
404. You fool you!Copy !req
405. Attention!Copy !req
406. Ew, ugh!Copy !req
407. Come on honey, come on.Copy !req
408. Hey D69!Copy !req
409. You son of a bitch you!Copy !req
410. You would dare speak
ill of my number?Copy !req
411. Hey, I don't think
you paid your money yet.Copy !req
412. What for?Copy !req
413. We don't need insurance.Copy !req
414. You have to pay!Copy !req
415. Why haven't you paid?Copy !req
416. Let me inform you with
notice from now no more pay.Copy !req
417. You morons!Copy !req
418. If you don't pay up I'll
have you all arrested!Copy !req
419. Goddamnit!Copy !req
420. Hey, come on, that's
enough, no more.Copy !req
421. So it's you again.Copy !req
422. You know who we are.Copy !req
423. Hey!Copy !req
424. Hey, where did you
get permission fromCopy !req
425. to run the gymnasium?Copy !req
426. Yeah, speak up!Copy !req
427. Shut up for a minute.Copy !req
428. This place just
happens to be the placeCopy !req
429. where we all have
our lives to live.Copy !req
430. Hey, get this through your head.Copy !req
431. Now on you don't show your
nugs around this place again.Copy !req
432. You get that?
(shouts)Copy !req
433. Hold it!Copy !req
434. Don't (mumbles) Lee.Copy !req
435. You gave them a
going over last time.Copy !req
436. This is not like
the last time.Copy !req
437. You think we stay the same?Copy !req
438. Same as always, like slaves?Copy !req
439. Don't start treating
me like I'm stupid.Copy !req
440. You better say you're sorry.Copy !req
441. Sorry for what?Copy !req
442. Hey he's really a pig
ignorant twit, right?Copy !req
443. You're right there.Copy !req
444. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
445. Why don't you guys try
attacking me one at a time?Copy !req
446. That is if you're man enough.Copy !req
447. Challenge me to a fight
and if you're the winnerCopy !req
448. I'll leave here forever.Copy !req
449. If you want to
fight, I'll oblige you.Copy !req
450. But it's a waste of time.Copy !req
451. You've lost already.Copy !req
452. So start leaving
now, get outta here.Copy !req
453. Stand back!Copy !req
454. Just 'cause I'm blind
I'm not afraid of you!Copy !req
455. I'll put you straight
with my blind man's blows.Copy !req
456. So watch out.Copy !req
457. This one's called
blind man leaps away.Copy !req
458. Not bad at all.Copy !req
459. I guess it's only fair now
that I show you one in return.Copy !req
460. And this one is
called the big boss.Copy !req
461. Blind man's boss!Copy !req
462. Now enter the dragon.Copy !req
463. Blind man's fly swatter.Copy !req
464. Now way of the dragon.Copy !req
465. Blind man's dirt bike.Copy !req
466. Blind man's (mumbles).Copy !req
467. Fist of fury!
(crying out)Copy !req
468. Blind dog's piss.Copy !req
469. Game of death!Copy !req
470. Bastard!Copy !req
471. Blind fool, you've had it.Copy !req
472. You remember the
promise that you made?Copy !req
473. Of course.Copy !req
474. I said I'd leave.Copy !req
475. I can always go someplace else.Copy !req
476. I can't stay here
so I have no choice.Copy !req
477. I can look after myself.Copy !req
478. You said it,
now get out of here.Copy !req
479. That Bruce Lee guy
is really something.Copy !req
480. He easily took the
blind man apart.Copy !req
481. And did I not tell
you we had betterCopy !req
482. be careful of this guy?Copy !req
483. Don't worry about him.Copy !req
484. Kung fu's no match for a gun.Copy !req
485. I'll deal with him.Copy !req
486. That's no problem.Copy !req
487. I've fought one too many
times to pull out now.Copy !req
488. It won't take too
long, it's a small job.Copy !req
489. Not so fast.Copy !req
490. I reckon Emmanuelle
should do it.Copy !req
491. I thought you'd
forgotten about me.Copy !req
492. I'll get him.Copy !req
493. Once I've got his measure.Copy !req
494. I love it.Copy !req
495. Thanks a lot, this
tastes delicious.Copy !req
496. And after that you'll
have a delicious time.Copy !req
497. - Really?
- Mm hmm.Copy !req
498. Let's have a dance.Copy !req
499. Of course.Copy !req
500. What are you doing?Copy !req
501. What do you take me for?Copy !req
502. Don't think you
can trick me baby!Copy !req
503. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
504. You tried to trick me!Copy !req
505. Get out!Copy !req
506. You bitch!Copy !req
507. - Have a seat, sit down.
- Alright.Copy !req
508. You're a pretty
famous fighter.Copy !req
509. How are you feeling?Copy !req
510. The same as always.Copy !req
511. Then tell me are all of
your men here with you now?Copy !req
512. That's right.Copy !req
513. Please try to understand
we ran things when we wereCopy !req
514. back on earth.Copy !req
515. We used to be big
shots, we don't likeCopy !req
516. playing second fiddle here.Copy !req
517. Oh, so what's on your mind?Copy !req
518. Let me speak frankly.Copy !req
519. If you throw in your
cards with us you will beCopy !req
520. much better off.Copy !req
521. Nonsense, look I don't
need you guys at all.Copy !req
522. I see I'm wasting my time.Copy !req
523. I'm gonna be going.Copy !req
524. - Hands up.
- Don't move.Copy !req
525. Mmm.Copy !req
526. Quiet.Copy !req
527. Is it good?Copy !req
528. I'll bring you more if you like.Copy !req
529. Xiao Men, you're
so kind to me.Copy !req
530. How can I ever repay you
for what you've done?Copy !req
531. There's no
need to talk like that.Copy !req
532. We're just good friends.Copy !req
533. And you're a
sympathetic listener.Copy !req
534. Hey wait here a minute.Copy !req
535. Hey, shh!Copy !req
536. I'll change into Xiao
Men and seduce Bruce Lee.Copy !req
537. No wait, let me go up first.Copy !req
538. Oh alright, let's
play for it then.Copy !req
539. One two three.Copy !req
540. I won.Copy !req
541. Mm.Copy !req
542. Hey, what are you
gonna give him?Copy !req
543. Be careful, don't exhaust him.Copy !req
544. Take it easy woman.Copy !req
545. I want him to keep
going as well.Copy !req
546. This potion can do
wonders for a man.Copy !req
547. It stiffens his resolve.Copy !req
548. You'll see.Copy !req
549. But if a woman takes
it the result's awful.Copy !req
550. Oh?Copy !req
551. Xiao Men?Copy !req
552. Coming.Copy !req
553. Bruce.Copy !req
554. Brucey, you must
drink this all up.Copy !req
555. No, Xiao Men,
I've drunk too much.Copy !req
556. I'm not thirsty.Copy !req
557. I don't want any more.Copy !req
558. Why not try something else?Copy !req
559. Come on.Copy !req
560. Who are you?Copy !req
561. Me?Copy !req
562. I'm Xiao Men of course.Copy !req
563. Hey, you're acting strangely.Copy !req
564. Get away!
Oh!Copy !req
565. Brucey, don't be
so rough with me.Copy !req
566. I've heard girls say you
could be very gentle.Copy !req
567. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
568. Just who does
it look like I am?Copy !req
569. Xiao Men.Copy !req
570. From the first day you cameCopy !req
571. I've been in love with you.Copy !req
572. Oh.Copy !req
573. You're not Xiao Men.Copy !req
574. What are you doing
here and who are you?Copy !req
575. Tell me the truth!Copy !req
576. Well, I will
tell you who I am.Copy !req
577. Alright, but on one condition.Copy !req
578. You mustn't laugh at me.Copy !req
579. Alright.Copy !req
580. Oh Brucey.
(moaning)Copy !req
581. Huh?Copy !req
582. Hmm.Copy !req
583. You're the queen!Copy !req
584. Why do you come to me like this?Copy !req
585. You promised me BruceCopy !req
586. you wouldn't start
ridiculing me.Copy !req
587. Why do you do
this to yourself?Copy !req
588. Truthfully from the
first movie I saw you inCopy !req
589. in Hong Kong I knew that one
day I'd meet you and kiss you.Copy !req
590. You and I have a
special affinity.Copy !req
591. Oh really?Copy !req
592. What affinity is that?Copy !req
593. Now you get outta here!Copy !req
594. Oh Bruce, don't treat
me this way, you mustn't.Copy !req
595. Please, oh Brucey.Copy !req
596. Hey you, it's my turn now.Copy !req
597. You can try your best darlingCopy !req
598. but he seems to be a cold fish.Copy !req
599. Huh.Copy !req
600. I see so you both
decided to come here.Copy !req
601. Didn't you expect me?Copy !req
602. Yes, and now you can
both get outta hereCopy !req
603. in double quick time go on!Copy !req
604. Bruce, you're so cruel.Copy !req
605. From the moment you were
born I've been deeplyCopy !req
606. in love with you.Copy !req
607. If you don't trust me
look deep into my eyes.Copy !req
608. I believe you, but
thousands wouldn't.Copy !req
609. You better leave
before I get rough.Copy !req
610. Oh you're gonna get
rough, oh, beat me then.Copy !req
611. If you beat me
I'll love you more.Copy !req
612. Beat me hard with that
terrible weapon and kiss me,Copy !req
613. oh kiss me all
over and beat me...Copy !req
614. What?
(gasps)Copy !req
615. You bitch.Copy !req
616. I met Bruce long before you did.Copy !req
617. - He's mine.
- He's mine!Copy !req
618. I met him first!
No he's mine!Copy !req
619. Mine!
You bitch!Copy !req
620. Get out of my way!
He's mine!Copy !req
621. I'll fix you.
I saw him first!Copy !req
622. No!Copy !req
623. I'll treat you!
(crying out)Copy !req
624. I'll fix you.Copy !req
625. Oh my god you made
me drink it too!Copy !req
626. I had some too!Copy !req
627. Oh my god, no!Copy !req
628. We'll both turn into
little old hags!Copy !req
629. Oh my god!Copy !req
630. What is wrong with you two?Copy !req
631. My lord, Bruce Lee's
been horrid to us.Copy !req
632. You must punish him severely.Copy !req
633. What has
happened to you?Copy !req
634. Oh lord, we were
attacked by Bruce.Copy !req
635. How dare he use his strength?Copy !req
636. He, he, he...Copy !req
637. Ah, I get it.Copy !req
638. I get the picture.Copy !req
639. Both of you went to his house
to find out for yourselvesCopy !req
640. and see if what they
said about him was true.Copy !req
641. How many times must I tell you,Copy !req
642. women have got to
learn to be satisfiedCopy !req
643. with what they have?Copy !req
644. My lord, why are you
sticking up for Bruce Lee?Copy !req
645. Why don't you punish him?Copy !req
646. He was very rude to us!Copy !req
647. My lord, promise me one thing.Copy !req
648. You'll give orders to
have Bruce Lee arrested,Copy !req
649. we'll punish him ourselves.Copy !req
650. Huh?Copy !req
651. Punish Bruce Lee, that's good.Copy !req
652. You two should take a
closer look at yourselvesCopy !req
653. unless you can turn
yourselves back into beauties.Copy !req
654. I don't want you near me.Copy !req
655. You understand?Copy !req
656. My lord, you can't give
me the cold shoulder.Copy !req
657. You know I was legally
married to you you know.Copy !req
658. That's right, you
forget all we've done for you.Copy !req
659. - Your majesty.
- Oh.Copy !req
660. Ah.Copy !req
661. Oh.Copy !req
662. This...
This is her.Copy !req
663. Oh I understand my lord
your comforts are alreadyCopy !req
664. being supplied, you're
bored with us now aren't youCopy !req
665. but I'll kill you!
(shouting)Copy !req
666. Stop it!Copy !req
667. This is the last straw.Copy !req
668. I don't want to see you again!Copy !req
669. So this is the famous
Hollywood star Emmanuelle.Copy !req
670. Right, she is
desirable, she is clever.Copy !req
671. And she's mine.Copy !req
672. My lord, please forgive me.Copy !req
673. I'm such a silly little pussy.Copy !req
674. You can spank my
botty if you like.Copy !req
675. Stop it, you'll drive me mad.Copy !req
676. I want to attack you right now.Copy !req
677. Beautiful.Copy !req
678. Very good.Copy !req
679. From now on I want to have
you always by my side.Copy !req
680. - On one condition.
- Eh?Copy !req
681. That I do become your wife.Copy !req
682. If you don't agree I'd better
hightail it out of here.Copy !req
683. Oh of course!Copy !req
684. Those two little
bitches have beenCopy !req
685. given their marching orders.Copy !req
686. From now on you are my wife
and therefore my queen.Copy !req
687. Really?Copy !req
688. Fantastic.Copy !req
689. I love you.
I love you.Copy !req
690. Huh?Copy !req
691. What?Copy !req
692. No.Copy !req
693. Bruce, you see this?
(dramatic music)Copy !req
694. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
695. They're making trouble again.Copy !req
696. Right, then I'll
teach them a lesson.Copy !req
697. Listen Dracula.Copy !req
698. Your zombies can't help you.Copy !req
699. Kill him!Copy !req
700. Get him, get him!Copy !req
701. Take it easy, gently.Copy !req
702. Gently now Emmanuelle.Copy !req
703. Oh slow down.Copy !req
704. Not so fast Emmanuelle.Copy !req
705. You're killing me.Copy !req
706. Stupid twit.Copy !req
707. If he goes on he'll
have a heart attack.Copy !req
708. Here.Copy !req
709. What's this?Copy !req
710. No!Copy !req
711. What's it say?Copy !req
712. Oh.Copy !req
713. Bruce Lee, what
are you doing here?Copy !req
714. Huh.Copy !req
715. I gotta talk to you.Copy !req
716. It's most important.Copy !req
717. I...Copy !req
718. I'm sorry to disturb you.Copy !req
719. Probably just
as well that you did.Copy !req
720. I was getting
rather carried away.Copy !req
721. You reckon that all of
your subjects are loyal?Copy !req
722. Loyal?Copy !req
723. The exorcist.Copy !req
724. Emmanuelle.Copy !req
725. Oh.Copy !req
726. I see now.Copy !req
727. I told her to slow downCopy !req
728. but she went faster.Copy !req
729. That's it, her pussy's
in this plot too.Copy !req
730. She was using it to murder me.Copy !req
731. Ka Lu Chi?Copy !req
732. Yes lord.Copy !req
733. From now on
the exorcist not to
be allowed in here.Copy !req
734. Yes king.Copy !req
735. Bruce Lee, from today
onwards you are the newCopy !req
736. captain of my bodyguard.Copy !req
737. What's the matter?Copy !req
738. Somebody, someone has
stolen the money, the money!Copy !req
739. Who stole it?Copy !req
740. The new captain
of the bodyguard!Copy !req
741. And we were lucky to
escape with our lives!Copy !req
742. That's too bad.Copy !req
743. He's done us in the eye again.Copy !req
744. What's inside?Copy !req
745. None of your business.Copy !req
746. Well I reckon you
got stolen money.Copy !req
747. That's really tough.Copy !req
748. If we can't rely on James Bond,
who's gonna get Bruce Lee?Copy !req
749. We have to
go to the palace ourselvesCopy !req
750. and kill the king.Copy !req
751. Then we'll rouse the
royal army against him.Copy !req
752. He's full of surprises.Copy !req
753. Used up his
guard soon, you'll see.Copy !req
754. Let me go out alone
and challenge him.Copy !req
755. Yay, Bruce Lee!Copy !req
756. Bruce, you were great.Copy !req
757. You killed every one
of those bastards.Copy !req
758. Now we're free.Copy !req
759. They can't kick us out no more!Copy !req
760. That's right Bruce.Copy !req
761. Now we can look forward
to a peaceful life.Copy !req
762. It's all because of you.Copy !req
763. It was his last wish that
his body be sent to Mexico.Copy !req
764. And now they're
celebrating with a partyCopy !req
765. we'll go kill the king.Copy !req
766. Right let's go.Copy !req
767. Assassin, assassin!Copy !req
768. Guards!Copy !req
769. The exorcist, you teamed
up with the godfatherCopy !req
770. to depose me!Copy !req
771. I am doing you a favor.Copy !req
772. You are getting too
old to be the king.Copy !req
773. All you wanna do is play
around with the girls.Copy !req
774. You're making life
hell for all of us.Copy !req
775. You're a has-been.Copy !req
776. You've no more right to be king.Copy !req
777. Guards, get 'em
both quickly, quickly!Copy !req
778. Don't come a step nearer
or I will shake the pillar.Copy !req
779. Don't fool around with us.Copy !req
780. You wouldn't try
anything so stupid.Copy !req
781. You don't believe me?Copy !req
782. Alright then, I'll show you.Copy !req
783. Hey kick the guy dead!Copy !req
784. It's a small world.Copy !req
785. That's right.Copy !req
786. I've been looking for you.Copy !req
787. And where's the king?Copy !req
788. Because of your stupidity
there's been an earthquakeCopy !req
789. and many people have died.Copy !req
790. You must be some
kind of con man.Copy !req
791. You upset all our records.Copy !req
792. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
793. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
794. Fingers of fury!Copy !req
795. Chung Wei, quick go and find,
the exorcist are after me.Copy !req
796. Also Bruce Lee is gunning
for me and he's bad news.Copy !req
797. I've got no more places to hide.Copy !req
798. I tell you things are looking
pretty hot for me right now.Copy !req
799. I have just returned.Copy !req
800. I don't know what's going on.Copy !req
801. But you're going
to have to help me.Copy !req
802. I don't want to be
the king no more.Copy !req
803. I just want to stay
alive, that is all.Copy !req
804. If you want me to help you outCopy !req
805. then you'll have to
do as I tell you.Copy !req
806. Anything that you
say, it's a deal.Copy !req
807. Alright.Copy !req
808. Attention!Copy !req
809. Good, they're
really very good.Copy !req
810. Follow me.Copy !req
811. Your majesty, where are you?Copy !req
812. Your majesty, I'm
coming for you!Copy !req
813. Your majesty, over here!Copy !req
814. Your majesty, where are you?Copy !req
815. There he is, over there.Copy !req
816. Do something.Copy !req
817. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
818. You're the captain
of my bodyguard.Copy !req
819. What are you doing so
far from the palace?Copy !req
820. I don't wanna work
for you no more.Copy !req
821. Now speak up.Copy !req
822. Why do you have to resort
to such dirty tricksCopy !req
823. to keep the throne?Copy !req
824. Killing all these people
in these earthquakes.Copy !req
825. What's that?Copy !req
826. That's official business.Copy !req
827. Royal policy
doesn't concern you.Copy !req
828. You know once I respected
you but now I realizeCopy !req
829. you're just a cruel old manCopy !req
830. and you'll not get
away with this.Copy !req
831. So this is the
punk you mentioned.Copy !req
832. Hmm.Copy !req
833. Goddamn bastard!Copy !req
834. You're annoying my king!Copy !req
835. And now that I'm
here to protect himCopy !req
836. I'm gonna boot you in the arse!Copy !req
837. You're gonna get yours, punk!Copy !req
838. Cut out the bullshit.Copy !req
839. This has gotta stop.Copy !req
840. We must have justice.Copy !req
841. You ignorant heap
of buffalo dung!Copy !req
842. I'll give you all this
and you won't forget!Copy !req
843. Alright demon dozen!Copy !req
844. Get this bastard for keeps!Copy !req
845. Demons go berserk!Copy !req
846. Rush him together!Copy !req
847. Oh no
please, have mercy.Copy !req
848. Come here.Copy !req
849. No, have mercy on me.Copy !req
850. You, come here.Copy !req
851. Kill the
king, kill the king!Copy !req
852. I know I've been
a bad king, please.Copy !req
853. No please have mercy on me,
oh Bruce Lee, I like you,Copy !req
854. oh please don't kill me.Copy !req
855. I tell you what, you can
be the king if you like,Copy !req
856. please, you mustn't
kill me, please,Copy !req
857. you must have mercy on me.Copy !req
858. You can keep your
throne, I don't want it.Copy !req
859. Oh?Copy !req
860. What do you want?Copy !req
861. Go on, tell me.Copy !req
862. What do you want?Copy !req
863. Well alright I want
to go back to earth.Copy !req
864. Oh alright.Copy !req
865. But only you are allowed to go.Copy !req
866. Why me?Copy !req
867. Why can't the others go as well?Copy !req
868. If I let everybody go backCopy !req
869. the earth would be an
even crazier place.Copy !req
870. And I've have no subjects.Copy !req
871. I mean what good's a
king with no subjects?Copy !req
872. Right secondly.Copy !req
873. After I've left here,
you must promise meCopy !req
874. that you'll be good
to your people.Copy !req
875. You get it?Copy !req
876. I get it, I promise,
yes yes yes yes yes,Copy !req
877. anything you say,
anything you say.Copy !req
878. Bruce Lee's going
back to earth.Copy !req
879. Xiao Wen, don't look so sad.Copy !req
880. And madam, after I've left here
please look after her well.Copy !req
881. Yes.Copy !req
882. Don't worry.Copy !req
883. Huh.Copy !req
884. And you, get up now.Copy !req
885. You tell me the way
back to the earth.Copy !req
886. Oh yes...Copy !req
887. And don't try any tricks!Copy !req
888. If you mess with me again
I'll make shark bait of you!Copy !req
889. Oh yes well it's there.Copy !req
890. Now just close your eyes.Copy !req
891. Hold it.Copy !req
892. My friends, take care.Copy !req
893. Thank you.Copy !req
894. Alright now, you ready?Copy !req
895. And off you go!Copy !req