1. Pimento University.Copy !req
2. Pimento U.Copy !req
3. Good old PUCopy !req
4. Pimento U, oh sweet P.U.,Copy !req
5. thy fragrant odor scents the air.Copy !req
6. Pox on Yale,
pooh-pooh Perdue,Copy !req
7. Pimento U, my college fair.Copy !req
8. Out and away, the most
popular fellows a... er...Copy !req
9. Ahem.Copy !req
10. Out and away, the most popular fellows atCopy !req
11. old P.U. are the
three Dover Boys.Copy !req
12. Tom, the fun-loving
member of the trio, Dick,Copy !req
13. a serious lad of 18 summers,
plus a winterCopy !req
14. in Florida, as seen in the Dover
Boys at the Everglades, and... um...Copy !req
15. Larry, the youngest of
the three jer-er, brothers.Copy !req
16. A GAY outing at the park has been planned
by the merry trio, and they're off to fetchCopy !req
17. their fiance, Dainty Dora Standpipe,Copy !req
18. at Miss Cheddar's Female Academy close by.Copy !req
19. With their usual punctuality,Copy !req
20. the boys arrive at the
appointed hour of 3.Copy !req
21. Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
22. And are soon on
their rollicking way.Copy !req
23. Forced to pass a
certain public house,Copy !req
24. a tavern of unsavory repute,
our young friends meetCopy !req
25. the distressing situation with their usual
uncompromising moral fortitude.Copy !req
26. Little do they know that even now,Copy !req
27. within this very tavern,
Dan Backslide, the formerCopy !req
28. sneak of Roquefort Hall,
coward, bully, cad,Copy !req
29. and thief, and archenemy
of the Dover Boys,Copy !req
30. squanders his misspent life.Copy !req
31. Hark!Copy !req
32. The Dover Boys.Copy !req
33. Drat them!Copy !req
34. Double drat them!Copy !req
35. They are escorting Dora Standpipe.Copy !req
36. Dear, rich dora standpipe!Copy !req
37. How I love her!Copy !req
38. Confound those dover boys!Copy !req
39. Oh, how I hate them!Copy !req
40. I hate Tom!Copy !req
41. I hate Dick!
And I hate Larry!Copy !req
42. They drive me to drink!Copy !req
43. Confound them!
hiccough!Copy !req
44. Con!Copy !req
45. Found themCopy !req
46. But let us draw the
curtain on this sordid scene,Copy !req
47. and turn to more
pleasant surroundings,Copy !req
48. where we find our
young friends engagedCopy !req
49. in a spirited game of hide,
go, and seek.Copy !req
50. 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55...Copy !req
51. No, no! In here!Copy !req
52. No, up here!
Up here!Copy !req
53. No, no! Over here!
Over here!Copy !req
54. Over here! In here.
No no, in here!Copy !req
55. No in here! Over here! In here! Over here!Copy !req
56. 510, 515...Copy !req
57. Over here! In here!
No, no, in here! No, in here!Copy !req
58. Oops, sorry! Over here! In here!
No, no, in here!Copy !req
59. Not In here!Copy !req
60. The Dover Boys!Copy !req
61. Then Dora must be alone
and unprotected!Copy !req
62. A runabout.
I'll steal it!Copy !req
63. No one will ever know!Copy !req
64. 1250, 1255, 1260, 1265,
1270, 1275, 1280,Copy !req
65. 1285, 1290, 1295, 1300.Copy !req
66. 1305, 1310, 1315, 1320,
1325, 1330, 1335,Copy !req
67. 1340, 1345, 1350...Copy !req
68. 1490, 1495, 1500.Copy !req
69. Here I come, ready or not!Copy !req
70. Help! Help!Copy !req
71. Save me!Copy !req
72. Help, Tom!Copy !req
73. Help, Dick!Copy !req
74. Help, Larry!Copy !req
75. Help, help! Save me, save me!Copy !req
76. Help, help! Save me, save me!Copy !req
77. Help!
Heeeelp!Copy !req
78. Help! Help!Copy !req
79. Help, Tom!Copy !req
80. Help, Dick!Copy !req
81. Help, Larry!Copy !req
82. Poor Dora. Will no one save
her from this predicament?Copy !req
83. Will no one come to her assistance?Copy !req
84. Hold on, what's this?Copy !req
85. It looks like an alert young scout!Copy !req
86. And that's just what it is!Copy !req
87. He'll not fail her, I'll betcha!Copy !req
88. Telegram for the Dover Boys.Copy !req
89. "Misters Tom, Dick, and Larry, c/o Wayward
Tavern, Upper Bottleneck, New York."Copy !req
90. "Sirs, quote, Heeeeelp! unquote."Copy !req
91. "Signed, Dora."
35 cents collect.Copy !req
92. Help! Help!Copy !req
93. Help! Help!
Save me, save me!Copy !req
94. Save me!
Help, save me!Copy !req
95. Help, help!Copy !req
96. Save me, save me!Copy !req
97. Help! Help, save me!Copy !req
98. Help, Tom!Copy !req
99. Help, Dick!Copy !req
100. Help, Larry!Copy !req
101. Oh, Dora dear, sweet Dora, dear,
keep courage up and chin held high.Copy !req
102. The stalwart sons of old P.U.
are here at hand to do or die.Copy !req
103. P.U., P.U., we're all for you!Copy !req
104. Yay, boom!Copy !req
105. Unhand her, Dan Backslide!Copy !req
106. Unhand her, Dan Backslide!Copy !req
107. Unhand her, Dan Backslide!Copy !req
108. Hey, we're getting in a rut!Copy !req
109. Stand up and fight,
you coward, bully, cad, and thief!Copy !req
110. Oh, you haven't been
thrashed enough, eh?Copy !req
111. And now it is time to say goodbye.Copy !req
112. Goodbye.Copy !req