1. Can you... Can you hear me from there?Copy !req
2. Can you hear me from there?Copy !req
3. These things are amazing.Copy !req
4. This was the best thing we ever bought.Copy !req
5. Can you hear me?Copy !req
6. You don't... You don't have to test...Copy !req
7. Can you hear me? Can you
hear me? Can you hear me?Copy !req
8. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?Copy !req
9. Can you hear me?Copy !req
10. Sorry. We're making a movie.Copy !req
11. So are we.Copy !req
12. You're making a movie too?Copy !req
13. Yeah. About what?Copy !req
14. It's a horror film.Copy !req
15. - You're kidding me.
- No.Copy !req
16. We're making a movie
about bullies in our school.Copy !req
17. - Oh.
- What's your movie about?Copy !req
18. Ours... Okay, so ours
is about this monster.Copy !req
19. And he is killing... So, basically,Copy !req
20. our last... We just...Copy !req
21. So, basically, he's, umm, he's a murderer.Copy !req
22. And there's this secret government agency.Copy !req
23. And they were sent out
to, umm, find the killerCopy !req
24. and, umm, arrest him,Copy !req
25. 'cause they don't know it's a monsterCopy !req
26. until they find out later.Copy !req
27. Then there's also these two detectivesCopy !req
28. who, uhh, are now dead but are...
And they're from England.Copy !req
29. And they both got brutally
murdered in a forest.Copy !req
30. This is insane.Copy !req
31. Yeah.Copy !req
32. Our movie is about two students in a schoolCopy !req
33. who get bullied by this
gang called The Dirties.Copy !req
34. And so, they decide to
take revenge on them by...Copy !req
35. Killing them.Copy !req
36. Yeah, they basically
get this huge military gun.Copy !req
37. And they go out and they snipe
them from a long way away.Copy !req
38. And they go to this club called The Rectum.Copy !req
39. And they kill them there.Copy !req
40. Whoa.Copy !req
41. Yeah, you'll... Oh, it's amazing.Copy !req
42. They're... It's the same
club from Irreversible.Copy !req
43. And then there's a scene
where they're doing...Copy !req
44. Where The Dirties are doing cocaine.Copy !req
45. And we jump in with guns.Copy !req
46. And we're, like, "Die, you
cocksucker motherfucker!"Copy !req
47. Like that line from Usual Suspects.Copy !req
48. He plays the other guy.Copy !req
49. Yeah, I'm the other guy.Copy !req
50. And there's... We have a scene
where, uhh... Hold on a second.Copy !req
51. There's a scene where...Copy !req
52. I've got to go, Paddy.Copy !req
53. What? I know. I'm coming, one second.Copy !req
54. It's okay. We got to go too.Copy !req
55. It's incomplete. Take the script.Copy !req
56. Hey, our movie's called The Dirties.Copy !req
57. Yours is called The Visitor?Copy !req
58. Yeah.Copy !req
59. It's nice meeting you guys.Copy !req
60. It's not done. Nice meeting you.Copy !req
61. I hope your movie's wicked.Copy !req
62. Just give me, like, 30 seconds.Copy !req
63. You know what you need
to get? Wireless mics.Copy !req
64. Okay, it's not complete though.Copy !req
65. Peace.Copy !req
66. Now, who do those kids remind you of?Copy !req
67. You're the one with the braces.Copy !req
68. I'm the smart one who wrote this script.Copy !req
69. That's us. You know what
we should have told them?Copy !req
70. It gets better.Copy !req
71. But that's a lie.Copy !req
72. Straight up lie to them.Copy !req
73. Huge lie.Copy !req
74. We should have told them
"Stop now..." It gets worse...Copy !req
75. Stop now! And worse and worse.Copy !req
76. If I was the last woman on Earth...Copy !req
77. You'd still be a man.Copy !req
78. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
79. All right, Rouch, two
tangos out front, let's go.Copy !req
80. I say we blow that faggot's dick off,Copy !req
81. the one with the green bandana.
He won't be fucking tonight.Copy !req
82. It's a tough shot.Copy !req
83. His dick looks to be the
size of a small pepper.Copy !req
84. This movie is going to be so good.Copy !req
85. Let's go.Copy !req
86. Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
87. Okay, action. Action, action.Copy !req
88. What are you doing? I thought we had it.Copy !req
89. Jared, come on, man.
Okay, go up against this thing.Copy !req
90. Okay, detectives, detectives.Copy !req
91. Okay, action.Copy !req
92. You know what they callCopy !req
93. a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?Copy !req
94. They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?Copy !req
95. No, you idiot.Copy !req
96. They call it a Royale with CheeseCopy !req
97. because of the metric system.Copy !req
98. "Royale with Cheese"? Then
what do you they call a Whopper?Copy !req
99. They call it a Royale with...Copy !req
100. I should be doing this whole thing as Bane.Copy !req
101. They call it a Royale with Cheese!Copy !req
102. Hold on.Copy !req
103. Dirties, watch out.Copy !req
104. Ooh!Copy !req
105. You okay, buddy?Copy !req
106. Fuck.Copy !req
107. Sorry about that.Copy !req
108. Thanks. You all right?Copy !req
109. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
110. Let go of my hand, buddy.Copy !req
111. Well, I'm... What are you
doing? What are you doing?Copy !req
112. Let go of my hand.Copy !req
113. Let go of his hand. It's over.Copy !req
114. I'm not... I'm not holding...Copy !req
115. You got a crush on me?Copy !req
116. I'm not hold... I'm not holding your hand.Copy !req
117. He wants to hold your hand, man, shit.Copy !req
118. Let go of my hand.Copy !req
119. Dude, I'm not holding your
hand. I'm not holding your hand!Copy !req
120. Oh, you want to do a little pulling?Copy !req
121. You take care of this man right here.Copy !req
122. Hey, can we interview
any of you... any of you guysCopy !req
123. for a movie we're making? It's so easy.Copy !req
124. We just ask you questions
about bullies. That's all.Copy !req
125. It's fun.Copy !req
126. I can do it, yeah.Copy !req
127. Yeah, it's simple. And it's kind of fun.Copy !req
128. You get to wear a wireless microphone.Copy !req
129. Oh, God. I just, like, attach
it to your shirt or something?Copy !req
130. Yeah.Copy !req
131. Uh-oh.Copy !req
132. This things are really wicked.Copy !req
133. Okay.Copy !req
134. Uhh, so can you tell us what...Copy !req
135. What do you think
about bullying in general?Copy !req
136. Uhh...Copy !req
137. Apart from that it sucks. Actually, no...Copy !req
138. Yeah, that's all I can
think of saying, actually.Copy !req
139. I was going to say what advice do you haveCopy !req
140. for people who get bullied a lot?Copy !req
141. Umm...Copy !req
142. Well, you got to talk to somebody?Copy !req
143. Like, and there are many, many
teachers that you can talk to,Copy !req
144. both genders.Copy !req
145. There's lots of support,
certainly in this school.Copy !req
146. But I think just about in every school,Copy !req
147. there's certainly, uhh, kids know who's...Copy !req
148. Who's safe, I think, in terms of teachers.Copy !req
149. And if they don't, they've
just got to take that leap.Copy !req
150. It's, like, uhh, probably the, you know,Copy !req
151. it's a big step they got to take.Copy !req
152. Teachers don't really do muchCopy !req
153. 'cause there's been, like,
fights breaking out in the hall.Copy !req
154. And the teachers try to get involved.Copy !req
155. And somebody will, like,
punch the teacher, so...Copy !req
156. I don't know, just if
you can't talk to themCopy !req
157. and they're keeping it up,
no one wants to help you,Copy !req
158. then I guess you're up to...Copy !req
159. Fight back. I don't
know, like, you have to.Copy !req
160. You know, if people don't get this,Copy !req
161. it is going to backfire so hard.
I'm going to get beaten up.Copy !req
162. You already get beaten up all the time.Copy !req
163. I'm going to get beaten
to death, if they see this.Copy !req
164. I'm going to get beaten to death.Copy !req
165. Why don't we... Listen to this.Copy !req
166. Why don't we just get a real girl?Copy !req
167. We bring the cameras to class.Copy !req
168. And we film Chrissy after
she's done her presentation.Copy !req
169. And we just put that,
wholesale, into the movie.Copy !req
170. So, this is Krissy B. and Chrissy H.Copy !req
171. Hi.Copy !req
172. And this is our project for film class.Copy !req
173. Come with us. Let's go.Copy !req
174. We're going to kill these guys.Copy !req
175. Guys, shut up.Copy !req
176. Fuck.Copy !req
177. The Dirties is going to kill this.Copy !req
178. Hey, Matt, you want to shut up?Copy !req
179. Fuck you.Copy !req
180. My fashion?Copy !req
181. Your fashion.Copy !req
182. Umm, well...Copy !req
183. Pussy, pussy, pussy. Pussy, pussy, pussy.Copy !req
184. Well, when I was younger, my sister,Copy !req
185. she was older than me.Copy !req
186. But she's not a celebrity, I don't think.Copy !req
187. Oh, you said "Celebrity".Copy !req
188. Move your big fucking head.Copy !req
189. Matt? You like big dicks?Copy !req
190. Hey, yo, what size are your mom's tits?Copy !req
191. Okay, good. Evan, can
you get the lights, please?Copy !req
192. Excellent, okay.Copy !req
193. So, folks, do we have any
questions for these ladiesCopy !req
194. about the film?Copy !req
195. About their movie?Copy !req
196. Anyone have any questions? Matt?Copy !req
197. Matt, big Matt.Copy !req
198. Yeah, I was wondering why you shoutedCopy !req
199. "Help, please save me" in the movie.Copy !req
200. What?Copy !req
201. Why did you shout, uhh,
"Help, please save me"?Copy !req
202. I didn't say that.Copy !req
203. Didn't say what?Copy !req
204. Sorry?Copy !req
205. I didn't say that.Copy !req
206. Didn't say what?Copy !req
207. I didn't say "Help, please save me".Copy !req
208. Didn't say that.Copy !req
209. Help, please save... Help, please save me.Copy !req
210. Purple glove!Copy !req
211. Don't let them detectives
anywhere near this compound.Copy !req
212. This my house!Copy !req
213. Help, please save me.Copy !req
214. Yo, bitch, shut the fuck...
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
215. You want a taste of purple glove?Copy !req
216. You don't think this is funny?Copy !req
217. We can't use this.Copy !req
218. Why? It's hilarious.Copy !req
219. Chrissy's going to flip her noodleCopy !req
220. when she sees this.Copy !req
221. What do we care what
Chrissy thinks about this movie?Copy !req
222. Of course she's going to
be mad. We stole her image.Copy !req
223. So, then let's take it out.Copy !req
224. I don't think that...
it's good if she's mad.Copy !req
225. What... You were behind this before.Copy !req
226. It's bad... It's bad if ChrissyCopy !req
227. flips out.Copy !req
228. No, it's bad for you.Copy !req
229. It's bad for you, yeah.Copy !req
230. What are you doing?Copy !req
231. I'm fucking with your mic.Copy !req
232. You're letting your hopeless crushCopy !req
233. get in the way of our movie.Copy !req
234. It's not a hopeless crush.Copy !req
235. In Grade Three, she gave a
note to her friend to give to meCopy !req
236. that said "I like you as a ten out of ten."Copy !req
237. Bullshit.Copy !req
238. It's not bullshit. That
happened in Grade Three.Copy !req
239. You're making this up 'cause
you want me to take out the shot.Copy !req
240. You want... You want me to
think that you have a chance with...Copy !req
241. No, I'm telling you the truth,Copy !req
242. which is why I want
you to take out the shot.Copy !req
243. Hot Chrissy had a crush on youCopy !req
244. in Grade Three?Copy !req
245. Yeah, a long time ago, but yeah.Copy !req
246. What happened? You flip your noodle?Copy !req
247. One more time, okay,
riverbank scene Foley, take two,Copy !req
248. old man passing by off-screen
with change in his pockets.Copy !req
249. Hey, give that back! Get down from there!Copy !req
250. All right. Oh, I haven't eaten in days.Copy !req
251. Get away from here,
beggar! You're not welcome!Copy !req
252. All right, fine. I'll go.Copy !req
253. What are you doing? What are you doing?Copy !req
254. This is background character voices.Copy !req
255. It's Foley, like in Baldur's GateCopy !req
256. how, like, when you pass by the inn,Copy !req
257. they always had that conversationCopy !req
258. between the two people.Copy !req
259. "Well, I just got into town
and I don't..." and it drifts.Copy !req
260. You know what I mean? It kind of fades out.Copy !req
261. There's video game characters
in the background of every scene.Copy !req
262. This is old beggar and seagull.Copy !req
263. Hey, well, that bird has my
supper then. Here we are.Copy !req
264. Don't laugh. Dude, I've
got to get a clean take.Copy !req
265. Stop laughing. You don't
understand how Foley works.Copy !req
266. Why are you in your underwear? It's Foley.Copy !req
267. You know what, if Chrissy
actually had a crush on you,Copy !req
268. we could have just asked
her to be in the movie for real.Copy !req
269. She doesn't still have a crush on me.Copy !req
270. Yeah, but maybe she does.
She liked you in Grade Three.Copy !req
271. That stuff doesn't just go away.Copy !req
272. How's... How could we
figure out if she still likes you?Copy !req
273. I know what we do! We will
put a microphone on her locker!Copy !req
274. That's what... That's a
great idea! That's not crazy!Copy !req
275. If we put a microphone on her locker,Copy !req
276. and then we'll get Owen to walk by,Copy !req
277. like that.Copy !req
278. And then she'll say either
"Oh my God, there goes Owen"Copy !req
279. or "This fucking faggot,
get him out of there."Copy !req
280. Yeah, that's actually a pretty good plan.Copy !req
281. And you do that walk from Malcolm X.Copy !req
282. Do you know that one that
Spike Lee teaches Denzel?Copy !req
283. And then in Grade... I
don't know what grade.Copy !req
284. This girl was 16 or something.Copy !req
285. She got this butterfly tattoo.Copy !req
286. Now she has... It's very cartoonish.Copy !req
287. I don't like it at all.Copy !req
288. It didn't take. It didn't
take. They didn't notice.Copy !req
289. Oh, they didn't notice. They didn't notice.Copy !req
290. Remember, grab the brim
and swing that arm like that.Copy !req
291. Go. Go, go, go.Copy !req
292. I don't know.Copy !req
293. I didn't think about that.Copy !req
294. I think... You know
that, I think I want to...Copy !req
295. I think I'm going to have to haveCopy !req
296. a hunt down thing this year,Copy !req
297. 'cause last year is when
I did it all the way down.Copy !req
298. You can hear everything they're saying.Copy !req
299. These... This girl is so stupid.Copy !req
300. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
301. He didn't bring one.Copy !req
302. Hey, Chrissy, there's your boyfriend.Copy !req
303. Eww. Owen?Copy !req
304. It would have been
better if they didn't laughCopy !req
305. like it was a joke afterwards.Copy !req
306. Okay, so, uhh, so, The Dirties,
what am I supposed to say?Copy !req
307. You say "The Dirties? You let
me worry about the The Dirties.Copy !req
308. You two work on your grades.
You're both flunk... failing."Copy !req
309. The Dirties? You let me
worry about The Dirties.Copy !req
310. You work on your grades.
You're both... Uhh, failing?Copy !req
311. Yeah.Copy !req
312. And then we're going to go back...Copy !req
313. "Listen, the deputy wants this case!"Copy !req
314. "The deputy"? Deputy
doesn't want this case.Copy !req
315. Your own teacher's
telling me to do you on this.Copy !req
316. I told you this guy's useless.Copy !req
317. Listen, why don't you go and...Copy !req
318. Why don't you go above the deputy's head?Copy !req
319. Chain of command.Copy !req
320. Told you this guy's useless.Copy !req
321. That's it!Copy !req
322. Give me your badges.Copy !req
323. And now... Ah!Copy !req
324. "No" or "Ah"?Copy !req
325. Go "Ah!"Copy !req
326. Ah!Copy !req
327. Mr. Muldoon?Copy !req
328. Okay, come on.Copy !req
329. Get it from...Copy !req
330. Get it from the exact same
angle that you had it from beforeCopy !req
331. so that we're in the exact same spot.Copy !req
332. Okay.Copy !req
333. Is this right?Copy !req
334. Yeah.Copy !req
335. Well, where... What did
I say? What did he say?Copy !req
336. When he says "Chain of command",
we say "This guy's useless."Copy !req
337. Let me do my McNulty line first.Copy !req
338. God, this is going to be fucking amazing.Copy !req
339. You know what's amazing?Copy !req
340. Is that even after all these years,Copy !req
341. Kurt Cobain still looks
better than Courtney Love.Copy !req
342. "Kurt Cobain still looks better..."Copy !req
343. It's not original. It's stolen.
It's stolen.Copy !req
344. Well, well, well, Matt and Owen.Copy !req
345. Hey, Owen, tell your mom I had
a good time in her bed last night.Copy !req
346. Matt, have you tried her apple custard?Copy !req
347. Ugh.Copy !req
348. Who is this guy?Copy !req
349. It was delicious.Copy !req
350. I'll bet, man.Copy !req
351. What the fuck is he talking
about? "Her apple custard"?Copy !req
352. You on us?Copy !req
353. This is supposed to do look
really cinematic, this shot,Copy !req
354. 'cause it's the last shot of the movie.Copy !req
355. That's it.Copy !req
356. The Dirties... The Dirties...Copy !req
357. You know what's so funny? I can't...Copy !req
358. I'm so excited about
this being the last shot,Copy !req
359. I'm thinking about... I
know. I want to do it too.Copy !req
360. But what do you... What do
you think about this for an idea:Copy !req
361. if at the end of this, we
shoot a montage of us, like,Copy !req
362. jumping around, exciting
and celebrating this?Copy !req
363. Celebrating finishing the movie?Copy !req
364. And we can put in that
wicked song by "Best Coast".Copy !req
365. Come on, Rouch. There they are, man.Copy !req
366. Now stay low. And keep quiet.Copy !req
367. All right, we got three
footlongs going eastCopy !req
368. in front of the school, all smoking.Copy !req
369. Use the smoke for wind-age.Copy !req
370. Hit man 225, this is hit
man 3-Romeo-Actual.Copy !req
371. We have contact with Dirties, 245 yards.Copy !req
372. All right, Rouch, that dirty
with the green bandana,Copy !req
373. let's blow his dick off.Copy !req
374. Should be a tough shot, 400 yards.Copy !req
375. And his dick looks to be
the size of a small pepper.Copy !req
376. Take down these faggots.Copy !req
377. Don't... Don't say "Faggot".Copy !req
378. That's me doing The Joker from Dark Knight.Copy !req
379. Let's try this out. Let's
find the most women.Copy !req
380. Yo, you get the stuff? Oh!Copy !req
381. The Dirties.Copy !req
382. Give me the keys, cock
sucking motherfucker.Copy !req
383. Give me the keys, you
cock sucking motherfucker!Copy !req
384. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
385. What am I going to do with you guys?Copy !req
386. The fucking Dirties
are running this school,Copy !req
387. you stupid motherfucker.Copy !req
388. The Dirties? You let me
worry about The Dirties.Copy !req
389. You should be worrying about yourselves.Copy !req
390. Did you know you're both failing?Copy !req
391. Oh, we're failing?Copy !req
392. Guess what, newsflash:
We don't give a fuck, man.Copy !req
393. We're out here to kill.Copy !req
394. Too many extracurriculars, Matt.Copy !req
395. "Too many extracurriculars"?
"Too many extracurriculars"?Copy !req
396. We need to get the fucking Dirties.Copy !req
397. And then we're going
to fucking come for you,Copy !req
398. you son of a bitch.Copy !req
399. Chain of command.Copy !req
400. This guy was fucking
useless. He's a bureaucrat.Copy !req
401. That's it. Give me your badges.Copy !req
402. "Badges"? "Badges"?Copy !req
403. We don't need no stinking badges!Copy !req
404. Give me the keys, you
cocksucker motherfucker!Copy !req
405. Uhh, okay, umm,Copy !req
406. you guys got to make some changes.Copy !req
407. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
408. You got to make some changes.Copy !req
409. You got to cut the swearing.
Uhh, the guns have got to go.Copy !req
410. No, no. We can bleep the swearing.Copy !req
411. The guns have got to go.Copy !req
412. I don't think we can have a filmCopy !req
413. where you're shooting your teacher.Copy !req
414. I don't think that works either.Copy !req
415. You're going to gut it!Copy !req
416. You're talking about gutting the movie!Copy !req
417. I'm not gutting... I'm not gutting it.Copy !req
418. Listen. Think of it like this.Copy !req
419. You've made an R-rated
movie. You're the directors.Copy !req
420. That's your director's cut, okay?Copy !req
421. Now think of it like I'm your producer.Copy !req
422. And I'm saying "Listen."Copy !req
423. "If you want to get it into theatres,Copy !req
424. "we need to put a PG rating on it,Copy !req
425. "PG-13." You got to
take all that stuff out.Copy !req
426. Take a chance with us. Take a risk.Copy !req
427. Take a risk with us.Copy !req
428. Okay... Come on!Copy !req
429. Listen. Here's what we're going to do.Copy !req
430. You guys are going to take
this... this footage, okay...Copy !req
431. You've got... you've got a great rough cut.Copy !req
432. You're going to take out that stuff.Copy !req
433. You're going to bring it tomorrow.Copy !req
434. You're going to show me a better versionCopy !req
435. without all that stuff in it, okay?Copy !req
436. Just... You're going to tighten it up.Copy !req
437. The challenge for you is to make...Copy !req
438. Okay, folks, can I have
your attention, please?Copy !req
439. Can I have your attention up here?Copy !req
440. Teacher teaching class
now. Thank you. Quiet, please.Copy !req
441. Okay, we got something
really exciting for you today.Copy !req
442. Matt and Owen have made...
made a bit of an epic for you guys.Copy !req
443. Uhh, I, uhh, I saw a
sneak peek the other day.Copy !req
444. And it was extreme but,
uhh, but really great stuff.Copy !req
445. Umm, it's got everything.Copy !req
446. It's action, comedy, uhh, bit of a romanceCopy !req
447. and a bit of a gender-bender.Copy !req
448. Genre-bender, it's a genre-bender.Copy !req
449. What's that?Copy !req
450. It's a... It's a genre-bender.Copy !req
451. Genre-bender. Do you...Copy !req
452. Do you guys want to come
and talk about it a little bit? No?Copy !req
453. Okay, so, uhh, then without further ado,Copy !req
454. uhh, let's... let's go. Can
we have the lights, please?Copy !req
455. Okay.Copy !req
456. Ready?Copy !req
457. Okay.Copy !req
458. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
459. "The Dirties"!Copy !req
460. Thanks for meeting me
on such short notice, rookie.Copy !req
461. I just don't trust 'em.Copy !req
462. The park was the only
place I could think of.Copy !req
463. I need to know I can trust you.Copy !req
464. Of course you can trust me.Copy !req
465. Will you sign a blood oath with me?Copy !req
466. Show me the knife.Copy !req
467. "This is Detective Johnson."Copy !req
468. Guys, just watch... watch
the... watch the piece, okay?Copy !req
469. No going back now, rookie.Copy !req
470. They're going to share AIDS.Copy !req
471. You sure The Dirties are here?Copy !req
472. This is the place, the Rectum Lounge.Copy !req
473. It's going to be awkward.Copy !req
474. I used to date one of the singers here.Copy !req
475. I hear she's a knockout.Copy !req
476. Shut up, man. That's my wife.Copy !req
477. What is this movie?Copy !req
478. Can we please be quiet?Copy !req
479. Let's give them our attention, please.Copy !req
480. This place has character.Copy !req
481. But I don't think it's the
hideout of The Dirties.Copy !req
482. That's my girl.Copy !req
483. She's probably doesn't even recognize me.Copy !req
484. We both look like different people.Copy !req
485. That's you? That's you?Copy !req
486. Matt, come on! Come on!Copy !req
487. It's like she's trying to signal us.Copy !req
488. What the fuck? What the fuck?Copy !req
489. Fuck you, Dirties! Fuck you!Copy !req
490. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
491. Dude, are you okay?Copy !req
492. Fuck away from me.Copy !req
493. Is it bleeding? Is it bleeding?Copy !req
494. Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!Copy !req
495. Fuck.Copy !req
496. Dude, let me see. Let me see.Copy !req
497. No, fuck off.Copy !req
498. What are you mad at me for?Copy !req
499. I'm just... Just don't touch me.Copy !req
500. Did you see that?Copy !req
501. No. What happened?Copy !req
502. My friend got hit with a rock.Copy !req
503. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
504. Come on!Copy !req
505. Okay. Fuck.Copy !req
506. Goddamn.Copy !req
507. Do you need help?Copy !req
508. Uhh, he's okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
509. He just got hit.Copy !req
510. Hit by what?Copy !req
511. By a stone.Copy !req
512. Fuck.Copy !req
513. Fuck!Copy !req
514. What we should have done
is just actually shot those guys.Copy !req
515. If we'd actually just gone
and killed all The Dirties,Copy !req
516. you imagine that... If we showed
that movie to class? Oh my God.Copy !req
517. What? A movie of everybody dead?Copy !req
518. No! If you go... If we went in... We...Copy !req
519. If we just went and shot...
What did Muldoon say?Copy !req
520. You can't... This... You can't
make a school shooting movie?Copy !req
521. If we made a movie where we went inCopy !req
522. and we just shot the bad guys...Copy !req
523. Yeah, that's what we did in our movie.Copy !req
524. But if we actually did it,Copy !req
525. if we actually went with real gunsCopy !req
526. and actually killed only the bad guysCopy !req
527. but we just blew them away, all on camera,Copy !req
528. Muldoon's, like, "You
know guys, this is really...Copy !req
529. You didn't listen to me."Copy !req
530. Yeah.Copy !req
531. "I thought I said it was too dark beforeCopy !req
532. "when you were
pretending to kill these guys.Copy !req
533. "Now you actually kill them?Copy !req
534. Oh, you're actually
going to kill these guys."Copy !req
535. Oh, that's funny.Copy !req
536. Oh, this is so sick.Copy !req
537. And the key is going to be making sureCopy !req
538. that everybody knows we're
just there for The Dirties.Copy !req
539. They know that we're just
there to get the bad guys.Copy !req
540. And we could wear... We
could wear shirts that are, like,Copy !req
541. "We're just here for the bad
guys." We have a megaphone.Copy !req
542. It's, like, "Everybody...
Everybody, don't worry."Copy !req
543. "I know we look dangerous. And we are.Copy !req
544. "But we're not here to kill
anybody who didn't bully us.Copy !req
545. "If you bullied us, holy shit,Copy !req
546. you should be scared..."
"You're going to fucking die."Copy !req
547. "'Cause we are actually going to kill you."Copy !req
548. Actually, this is a wicked idea.Copy !req
549. We got to write this
stuff down: The Dirties 2.Copy !req
550. Oh, my God.Copy !req
551. You guys want some popcorn?Copy !req
552. She probably doesn't even recognize me.Copy !req
553. We both look like different people.Copy !req
554. That's another thing about
writing songs: even any...Copy !req
555. Owen, what about this?Copy !req
556. For the shooting?Copy !req
557. I guess it's not safe because this...Copy !req
558. What are we... We're
promoting a choking hazard.Copy !req
559. What did they say as a kid? You'll die?Copy !req
560. Bags used to say that.Copy !req
561. "Put this over a child's
head and the child will die."Copy !req
562. They say you'll suffocate.Copy !req
563. Will suffocate.
Well, what the hell is this?Copy !req
564. I'm fine.Copy !req
565. What about this shirt?
Is this shirt too much?Copy !req
566. Wear tearaways, both of us wear tearaways,Copy !req
567. until we walk into the school.Copy !req
568. And people are, like, "Oh my God,
look at those gay tearaways."Copy !req
569. And we're like...Copy !req
570. Is this a perfect...Copy !req
571. Crazy killers always obsessed
with Catcher in the Rye.Copy !req
572. I like how you're wearing that hunting hatCopy !req
573. the way you like it.
No, wrong. That's better.Copy !req
574. The point is isn't this wicked?Copy !req
575. Yes.Copy !req
576. School shooting...Copy !req
577. The Catcher in the Rye
themed school shooting...Copy !req
578. It's like we're planning a prom.Copy !req
579. Nice.Copy !req
580. Pass it.Copy !req
581. No!Copy !req
582. Keep it here.Copy !req
583. I hate this stupid game.
This makes no fucking sense.Copy !req
584. We're trying to make this play.Copy !req
585. Great.Copy !req
586. Just any pair of jeans and any shirt.Copy !req
587. Can you bring two?Copy !req
588. Can you bring some for Owen too?Copy !req
589. No, my phone got soaked.Copy !req
590. That's why I'm calling you on a payphone.Copy !req
591. No, I didn't... No, I didn't
do it. Mom, Mom, Mom...Copy !req
592. No, it just got thrown in the toilet.Copy !req
593. I'm telling you that's why
I'm calling you on a payphone.Copy !req
594. Just... Can you brings
clothes to the school?Copy !req
595. I'm in my gym clothes. Thank you.Copy !req
596. Fucking bitch.Copy !req
597. "Did you... Why is your phone wet?Copy !req
598. "Why don't you call me on your cell phone?Copy !req
599. Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?"Copy !req
600. Okay, well, Matt, is she bringing them now?Copy !req
601. Yeah, go to class. I'll wait here for her.Copy !req
602. Oh yeah? What's this, motherfucker?Copy !req
603. What the fuck is this? What
the fuck is this? Who did this?Copy !req
604. You did? Well...Copy !req
605. Hi.Copy !req
606. I'm trying to get blueprints
of my high schoolCopy !req
607. for a school project I'm doing.
It's called Westmount High.Copy !req
608. You're looking just for the plans?Copy !req
609. Yeah.Copy !req
610. If you ask the guy at receptionCopy !req
611. he'll give you the number for records.Copy !req
612. Thank you so much.Copy !req
613. Hi.Copy !req
614. I'm trying to get blueprints
of my school, uhh,Copy !req
615. for a project I'm doing.Copy !req
616. Blueprints of your school...Copy !req
617. For 17... But sometimes, if you
do school, condos, hospitals...Copy !req
618. Okay, thanks a lot, man. See you.Copy !req
619. Is it not at all a concern, do you think,Copy !req
620. that they gave me everything with no...Copy !req
621. I didn't even have to
show them my student card.Copy !req
622. They gave me everything.Copy !req
623. How much does it cost to print this?Copy !req
624. What was the name of that guy
who threw the rock at... Owen?Copy !req
625. My left. No, wait, your left.Copy !req
626. My left as well?Copy !req
627. Yeah.Copy !req
628. Just don't make it obvious.
Don't... Don't make it obvious.Copy !req
629. I don't care. Is she going
to see me at this length?Copy !req
630. I have no idea.Copy !req
631. I'm just an appreciator.
It's like a piece of art.Copy !req
632. It's pretty sweet.Copy !req
633. Owen is obsessed with her.Copy !req
634. I'm not obsessed with her.Copy !req
635. You are... You are obsessed with her.Copy !req
636. I'm not obsessed with her.Copy !req
637. Yes, you're obsessed with her.Copy !req
638. If there's anything I learned in my time...Copy !req
639. I'm not obsessed with her.Copy !req
640. Yes, you are.Copy !req
641. What the fuck did you just do?Copy !req
642. I'm sorry.Copy !req
643. Why don't you try paying
fucking attention? Look at this.Copy !req
644. You got fucking shit all over
my shirt. This shirt is expensive.Copy !req
645. Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
646. Why don't you try looking at me?Copy !req
647. Why you looking at the ground for?Copy !req
648. Look at me. I'm right here. I will.Copy !req
649. You just ruined my fucking lunch,Copy !req
650. knocked shit on the ground,
got it on my shirt. Shit.Copy !req
651. You apologize for that. Get up.Copy !req
652. Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
653. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
654. I'm sorry.Copy !req
655. I didn't mean to interrupt
your lunch or anything like that.Copy !req
656. So, how about you go...Copy !req
657. What the fuck are you guys
doing? Grow the fuck up. Shit.Copy !req
658. Finish your fucking game.Copy !req
659. Pick that shit up.Copy !req
660. Have a good fucking day.Copy !req
661. Feeny! Feeny!Copy !req
662. Fe-ee-eeny!Copy !req
663. Feeny!Copy !req
664. Oh!Copy !req
665. Come on. I'm breaking you out.Copy !req
666. That's... I know. I'm springing you.Copy !req
667. Put... Put on your mic. Put on your mic.Copy !req
668. They can't hear you. Put your mic on.Copy !req
669. Put your mic on for one second.Copy !req
670. It'll take you two
seconds. Put your mic on.Copy !req
671. This is a classic breakout.Copy !req
672. I can't come out, obviously.Copy !req
673. Get your bike.Copy !req
674. I'm springing you, Jimmy!Copy !req
675. Wait. What was it? What's that called?Copy !req
676. What is it? What is
it? What is that called?Copy !req
677. I don't know. I call it double talk or...Copy !req
678. You call it double talk? You invented it?Copy !req
679. No. Some people call it double
talk. Some call it gibberish.Copy !req
680. The girls I learned it fromCopy !req
681. at camp when I was a
kid called it double talk.Copy !req
682. How do you do it?Copy !req
683. You know, Nico Popeil
told me in Grade Six...Copy !req
684. She was, like, "Yeah, me and Mark"Copy !req
685. "are supposed to have sex today.Copy !req
686. But then stuff started
coming out of there."Copy !req
687. And it was Grade Six.Copy !req
688. And I was still wearing,
like, Ninja Teddy sweatpants.Copy !req
689. And I was, like, "What?"Copy !req
690. "Ninja Teddy"?Copy !req
691. Yeah, Ryan Gilhooly once told me,Copy !req
692. when I was in the arcade
right by the school...Copy !req
693. Remember we used to be right
by that arcade by the school?Copy !req
694. Ryan Gilhooly told me "Hey,
yo, Johnson, sweatpants are out."Copy !req
695. And I just walked away. I left
two quarters on the machine.Copy !req
696. Really?Copy !req
697. Oh, it killed me. It killed me.Copy !req
698. It was the first time I
really got bullied, like...Copy !req
699. like, just for being myself.Copy !req
700. You know what I mean?Copy !req
701. What was the name of that
guy who threw the rock at you?Copy !req
702. Shawn.Copy !req
703. What's his last name?Copy !req
704. Spearing.Copy !req
705. Who else is, like, a Dirty for sure?Copy !req
706. Jackman.Copy !req
707. Dylan.Copy !req
708. Hold this.Copy !req
709. Oh, so it's 8 x...Copy !req
710. Well, that's way more than enough, 8 x 62.Copy !req
711. Grab the other end of this.Copy !req
712. This is funny, eh?Copy !req
713. This is when the Pythagorean
theorem would probablyCopy !req
714. really help us.Copy !req
715. Move back there. What's
wrong with you? What's going on?Copy !req
716. Are you sure would should
be doing this right now?Copy !req
717. Doing what? We're measuring the school.Copy !req
718. There's nothing wrong with this.Copy !req
719. But it looks... it looks bad.Copy !req
720. You're being such a freak.Copy !req
721. What do you think
people are going to think?Copy !req
722. We're dangerous because we're
measuring things in the hallway?Copy !req
723. We look totally innocent. Look at you.Copy !req
724. We don't look innocent. We look ridiculous.Copy !req
725. No, we don't!Copy !req
726. We look very conspicuous.Copy !req
727. I look like Encyclopedia Brown.Copy !req
728. What does this look like to you?
What does this look like to you?Copy !req
729. You're walking by.Copy !req
730. You're just a regular person.Copy !req
731. I don't know.Copy !req
732. Jared, what does this look like?
Here I am measuring something.Copy !req
733. Okay, but you...Copy !req
734. And I took a picture of it.
What does it honestly look like?Copy !req
735. It looks like...Copy !req
736. Well, what's it look like?Copy !req
737. Here, I'll measure your chest.
Does this look dangerous to you.Copy !req
738. Okay, stop, stop. Please stop.Copy !req
739. Does this look dangerous,
Chrissy? I'm measuring Owen.Copy !req
740. We're planning a school shooting.Copy !req
741. Really?Copy !req
742. Yeah.Copy !req
743. Awesome.Copy !req
744. You want us to kill anybody for you or...Copy !req
745. Yeah, maybe Mr. Bird.Copy !req
746. Actually, actually,
Chrissy, did you do the bio?Copy !req
747. Uhh, no, actually, I haven't. Have you?Copy !req
748. No, but Owen did. He's
going to text it to me later.Copy !req
749. You want him to text it to you?Copy !req
750. Sure. Here.Copy !req
751. Actually, yeah.Copy !req
752. Put your number in this.Copy !req
753. Good luck with your shooting.Copy !req
754. Don't tell anybody.Copy !req
755. I won't.Copy !req
756. Okay, I think she's going to
talk. We got to get rid of her.Copy !req
757. Okay...Copy !req
758. We got to get rid of her.
She knows the whole plan.Copy !req
759. Okay...Copy !req
760. She saw me measuring you.Copy !req
761. I understand.Copy !req
762. I even told her... I even
told her about the shooting!Copy !req
763. She's got to die. Fuck!Copy !req
764. Dude, we got to kill your girlfriend.Copy !req
765. Can you... Can you give me the phone?Copy !req
766. How am I going to text her bio homework?Copy !req
767. I have no... I don't know
why she bought that.Copy !req
768. I have no idea why she said yes.Copy !req
769. She's an idiot. Maybe she just likes you.Copy !req
770. Think so?Copy !req
771. Well, why is she agreeingCopy !req
772. to have you text her an entire bio lab?Copy !req
773. It doesn't even make sense.Copy !req
774. No, it doesn't.Copy !req
775. So, we'll get home, do the
bio homework as soon as we...Copy !req
776. I'm okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
777. What are you... Come on!Copy !req
778. What are you freaking out for?Copy !req
779. Oh! If I have this here...Copy !req
780. Okay, text Chrissy and
tell her to call you at 9:00.Copy !req
781. Why? What happens at 9:00?Copy !req
782. Just do it!Copy !req
783. That's Chrissy. Are you ready...Copy !req
784. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
785. With your stuff?Copy !req
786. Hello?Copy !req
787. Hi. Sorry. I'm...
I'm at a party. I can't...Copy !req
788. I can't really hear you. Who is this?Copy !req
789. Okay, sorry.Copy !req
790. I'm going to go somewhere
where I can hear you better, okay?Copy !req
791. It's just really noisy here at this party.Copy !req
792. No, no, no, it's fine, just one sec.Copy !req
793. Hi. Okay, Chrissy, sorry.
Can you hear me now?Copy !req
794. Okay, great. Sorry, what
were you calling about?Copy !req
795. Oh, right, the homework.Copy !req
796. Yeah, I mean, I did a little bit of it.Copy !req
797. I mean, it's just school. Who cares?Copy !req
798. Umm, so just give me what you've got, guys.Copy !req
799. And then I can give you
some marks for them.Copy !req
800. Yeah, ready to go.Copy !req
801. Have you ever read Don't Care High?Copy !req
802. Yes. Korman?Copy !req
803. With all the spare lockers?Copy !req
804. Oh, right, the guy is, like,
the baron of spare lockers.Copy !req
805. Hi, Owen.Copy !req
806. Did you see that?Copy !req
807. Did you get that?Copy !req
808. It's not that she just said hi.Copy !req
809. It's that she said hi in front
of everybody in the hallway.Copy !req
810. That's not just a regular hi.Copy !req
811. It's not, like, "Hi, how are
you?" while you're walking home.Copy !req
812. It was in front of everybody.Copy !req
813. Do you understand... Yeah.Copy !req
814. Just how big that is?Copy !req
815. I under... Okay, what about this?Copy !req
816. Now, I sit in the... in
the hallway. I play guitar.Copy !req
817. I'm just waiting. She walks by.Copy !req
818. I play, like, some romantic song.Copy !req
819. She's, like, "Owen, that's the best song."Copy !req
820. What are you talking about?Copy !req
821. Girls like guitar. You don't like that?Copy !req
822. You sound like me coming
up with a terrible plan.Copy !req
823. Okay... That plan sucks.Copy !req
824. What are you, like, a Spanish gangster?Copy !req
825. Okay... Waiting for her?Copy !req
826. Listen. That's fine. Then you do
you coming up with a good plan.Copy !req
827. I will come up with a good plan.Copy !req
828. Tell me a good plan right now.Copy !req
829. Let me do it after I get
back from my cottage.Copy !req
830. All weekend? Me waiting?Copy !req
831. Sitting on this news? Tell
me a plan. I need a plan.Copy !req
832. Well, I can't come up
with something right now.Copy !req
833. Yes, you can. Wait three days.Copy !req
834. I'll be back... Come
up with a plan right now.Copy !req
835. I need a plan.Copy !req
836. - Are you bullying me?
- Listen.Copy !req
837. I can wait for youCopy !req
838. to come back from your
cottage is what I'm telling you.Copy !req
839. Well, I'm not... Let me come
to your cottage with you.Copy !req
840. You know, I'm just going up thereCopy !req
841. to fire guns with my cousin Nelson.Copy !req
842. Is he the scary guy who
always wears sunglasses?Copy !req
843. Yeah.Copy !req
844. I... I like guns.Copy !req
845. So, you want to close your left eyeCopy !req
846. and then line up the sights.Copy !req
847. Like, what does "Line up the sights" mean?Copy !req
848. Put this white one level and
in between that little notch.Copy !req
849. Like that?Copy !req
850. But that's not going to, like, kick backCopy !req
851. and hit me in the face or something?Copy !req
852. Uhh...Copy !req
853. Well, on the count of
what? Count down from 50?Copy !req
854. Whoa, shit.Copy !req
855. Holy shit.Copy !req
856. Do you want to buzz one by my headCopy !req
857. just so I see what it's like?Copy !req
858. Just so I can feel it?Copy !req
859. All right?Copy !req
860. Just buzz one by me.Copy !req
861. It'll be like I'm riding
my bike past a bee.Copy !req
862. Whoa!Copy !req
863. Hold on, guys. I need a drink.Copy !req
864. Oh! Fuck!Copy !req
865. Oh my God!Copy !req
866. See?Copy !req
867. Oh my God! I hate you!Copy !req
868. Why you do that after
you get me to trust you?Copy !req
869. Because...Copy !req
870. This is why I don't trust you.Copy !req
871. Yeah, but it's good to trust somebodyCopy !req
872. and not trust somebody at the same time.Copy !req
873. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.Copy !req
874. Nelson said it doesn't matter.Copy !req
875. But where is Nelson?Copy !req
876. Nelson's up at the fire.
Watch out. Watch out.Copy !req
877. Watch out. There's mud on the ground.Copy !req
878. Matt?Copy !req
879. Just come on. Matt!Copy !req
880. Owen, come on!Copy !req
881. Nelson, you're sure it's okay
that we're here with you guys?Copy !req
882. Yeah.Copy !req
883. Wicked. This is your friend?Copy !req
884. Yeah, this is Scott. I
don't think you met Scott.Copy !req
885. This is Matt Johnson. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
886. Hey, Scott. I'm Matt. How's it going?Copy !req
887. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
888. I don't know if it's all right
to be wearing this but...Copy !req
889. It's the only coat I had. I
guess I could take it off.Copy !req
890. No, it's okay.Copy !req
891. It's the only one we had at the cottage.Copy !req
892. I know I look like an Indian chief.Copy !req
893. My plan right now is for us to
go back home and bake a cakeCopy !req
894. and then have Owen run into the cafeteriaCopy !req
895. and pretend he stole it
from a Home Ec. classCopy !req
896. and put it in front of her and her friends,Copy !req
897. sort of at the cool table, and be, like,Copy !req
898. "Chrissy, I just stole this
cake from a Home Ec. class.Copy !req
899. Do you want to eat it?"Copy !req
900. And then she'll think "Oh, man,Copy !req
901. this guy's bad-ass 'cause he stole a cake."Copy !req
902. Do you think that'll work?Copy !req
903. Umm, I don't know.Copy !req
904. Cake plan!Copy !req
905. I don't know if that'll work.
I think that's kind of corny.Copy !req
906. No, no, no, no...Copy !req
907. I think you're thinking, like, in movies.Copy !req
908. That's, like, what you do on...Copy !req
909. But that stuff actually works.Copy !req
910. And it's not like he gives her
the cake, "Will you marry me?"Copy !req
911. I play guitar. And that's
just a general thing.Copy !req
912. And I find some way to
show that I play guitar...Copy !req
913. And it's what you love...
In public is the point.Copy !req
914. It's what you love, yeah. Right.Copy !req
915. I mean, that's good. It
shows, like, off you totally.Copy !req
916. Right.Copy !req
917. I think that'd be super cool.Copy !req
918. That's what I'm going to do.Copy !req
919. That's better than the cake thing.Copy !req
920. Yeah. And then if she
says anything, just, like,Copy !req
921. "Yeah, maybe we should get a
coffee or something some time."Copy !req
922. And if she doesn't,Copy !req
923. it's no big deal... No, not at all.Copy !req
924. 'Cause it's nothing lost.Copy !req
925. No, nothing lost, nothing gained.Copy !req
926. Just don't be creepy about it.Copy !req
927. I'm not creepy. No, I'm just saying...Copy !req
928. Cake plan's creepy.Copy !req
929. The cake is creepy.Copy !req
930. I'm not creepy. Don't do the cake.Copy !req
931. Don't do the cake one.Copy !req
932. So, the key is to act paranoid.Copy !req
933. As soon as you run up to her,Copy !req
934. you got to act like you
actually are in trouble.Copy !req
935. And then if you don't sit
down, you're going to be...Copy !req
936. You're going to get fucked.Copy !req
937. Okay.Copy !req
938. So, you say, "Hey, Chrissy,
can I sit down, please?Copy !req
939. I really need to sit down so badly."Copy !req
940. "Hey. Fuck, I just stole this
cake from Home Ec. class."Copy !req
941. Exactly... "Can I sit down?"Copy !req
942. And once you're sitting down, it's fine.Copy !req
943. "I got to sit down."Copy !req
944. And then what you're
trying to do is get to a pointCopy !req
945. where you and her are
just eating a cake togetherCopy !req
946. and it's a casual... casual lunch date.Copy !req
947. Okay. And it's nothing.Copy !req
948. And if it doesn't work, if
she's, like, "No! Fuck you!",Copy !req
949. you just LeBron James her. Have some flour.Copy !req
950. Okay, I just stole this
cake from a Home Ec. class.Copy !req
951. We should eat it. You guys want to eat it?Copy !req
952. All right. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
953. Come sit down.Copy !req
954. Okay. I, uhh, I grabbed
some forks and plates too.Copy !req
955. Nice.Copy !req
956. Yeah.Copy !req
957. You really had this planned out.Copy !req
958. Hold on. That's a class's cake?
Some other kids made that?Copy !req
959. Yeah. It was... It was just
sitting there. So, I grabbed it.Copy !req
960. So, they're going to
fail now because of you.Copy !req
961. I'm sorry. Did I offend you?Copy !req
962. No.Copy !req
963. Ooh, whose birthday?Copy !req
964. Evan got us a cake.Copy !req
965. Owen got us a cake.Copy !req
966. Whatever.Copy !req
967. It's so good.Copy !req
968. Yeah, no, you can... Yeah, take some.Copy !req
969. Dig in, buddy.Copy !req
970. What do you think?Copy !req
971. It's actually so good.Copy !req
972. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
973. What are you talking
about? That was amazing.Copy !req
974. What was that? That wasn't the plan.Copy !req
975. Chrissy loved it.Copy !req
976. Not Chrissy, dude, the Dirties.Copy !req
977. You gave the cake to The Dirties.Copy !req
978. I watched you. You gave
the cake to The Dirties.Copy !req
979. I did. But who cares? It was for Chrissy.Copy !req
980. And she thought it was amazing.Copy !req
981. Dude, I... Everybody
thought it was amazing.Copy !req
982. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
983. Chrissy thought it was great.Copy !req
984. Fucking idiot, dude.Copy !req
985. We should get Catcher in the Rye.Copy !req
986. That'd be funny, if
we just get all of these.Copy !req
987. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
988. Should we check all these
out? We'd seem crazy.Copy !req
989. There's six copies of Catcher in the Rye.Copy !req
990. We should check all these
out right now. Take these three.Copy !req
991. Why do we want to seem crazy?Copy !req
992. 'Cause it's funny. It makes us seem funny.Copy !req
993. Okay.Copy !req
994. Come on, you phony.Copy !req
995. Okay.Copy !req
996. You know what's going to happen, right?Copy !req
997. 1 in 38 means...Copy !req
998. Hey, Owen.Copy !req
999. What's up?Copy !req
1000. What does the word "Arbitrary" mean?Copy !req
1001. It means, like, I had a decision
that was made for reasonsCopy !req
1002. that don't really matter, or by someoneCopy !req
1003. who didn't really have the
right to make the decision.Copy !req
1004. Like, that decision was just arbitrary.Copy !req
1005. It means the decision doesn't even matter.Copy !req
1006. You didn't have a right to
make... to make the decision.Copy !req
1007. Does that make sense?Copy !req
1008. Yeah.Copy !req
1009. Okay.Copy !req
1010. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
1011. What was that?Copy !req
1012. Did she straight up ask
you what that meant?Copy !req
1013. She just said "What does
the word 'arbitrary' mean?"Copy !req
1014. I told her. And then
she said "Okay, thanks."Copy !req
1015. She's an idiot. What's she
reading? The Grapes of Wrath?Copy !req
1016. She doesn't know what "Arbitrary" means?Copy !req
1017. I'll go tell her.
That's a terrible definition.Copy !req
1018. It's not a terrible...
Define it in a better way.Copy !req
1019. "Arbitrary"?Copy !req
1020. You don't get this much time.Copy !req
1021. What does the word "Arbitrary" mean?Copy !req
1022. Sorry.Copy !req
1023. "Arbitrary" means...Copy !req
1024. What does the word "Arbitrary" mean?Copy !req
1025. "Arbitrary" mean...Copy !req
1026. "Arbitrary" is when you know
what something means but... No.Copy !req
1027. She's an idiot. Maybe she just likes you.Copy !req
1028. I just couldn't believe
you'd do anything this stupid.Copy !req
1029. Like, why are you...Copy !req
1030. What are you doing?Copy !req
1031. But I didn't mean... I
didn't do it on purpose.Copy !req
1032. It was that I was so
focussed on this idea...Copy !req
1033. I was really shocked too.Copy !req
1034. And then it goes into this thing...Copy !req
1035. No, just play it. Play it.Copy !req
1036. Well, you know what this is.
This is when we did the plan.Copy !req
1037. Yeah, but I haven't... All
right, but I just hadn't seen...Copy !req
1038. Just do it!Copy !req
1039. Okay, that's Chrissy.Copy !req
1040. See, I cut it so that one thingCopy !req
1041. just happens right after another.Copy !req
1042. Well, how does this look? 'Cause there's...Copy !req
1043. Like, it looks amazing.Copy !req
1044. This is awesome.Copy !req
1045. You haven't seen any of this stuff, eh?Copy !req
1046. From this new cut.Copy !req
1047. No. That last scene's so, like, ridiculous.Copy !req
1048. Here. Did you... Did you
see the stuff of us biking?Copy !req
1049. Check this out.Copy !req
1050. Watch.Copy !req
1051. What are those?Copy !req
1052. The blueprints.Copy !req
1053. What do you mean?Copy !req
1054. Uhh...Copy !req
1055. They're the blueprints of the school.Copy !req
1056. Oh, I haven't... I didn't
even told you any of this stuff.Copy !req
1057. What do you mean?Copy !req
1058. Yeah, I meant to tell you
this. Hold on a second.Copy !req
1059. Uhh, I'll show you. Check it out.Copy !req
1060. I've got them all marked
off, like, with, like, what, uhh...Copy !req
1061. What each room is for and, like,Copy !req
1062. who uses each room
and when and shit like that.Copy !req
1063. Look at this. They're fucking huge, eh?Copy !req
1064. And look. I put The Dirties
on top of it like that. And look.Copy !req
1065. Every single room, I've got,
like, labelled, like, the gymCopy !req
1066. and, like, Mr. Mac's class and Muldoon's.Copy !req
1067. It's got everything. It's got everything.Copy !req
1068. I've got the times and...
Hold on a second...Copy !req
1069. And, like, the period
changes. Look at this.Copy !req
1070. I got where people normally hang outCopy !req
1071. and all the locker
configurations of everybody.Copy !req
1072. I got a special page just
for, umm, just for The Dirties,Copy !req
1073. like, where all The Dirties
hang out outside the school.Copy !req
1074. The first note, right?Copy !req
1075. Right there on that note, yeah.Copy !req
1076. Yeah, now altogether
in one big phrase, right?Copy !req
1077. Sorry, Mr. Bird. I'll get it.Copy !req
1078. Yeah, you're getting it. You're getting it.Copy !req
1079. Yeah.Copy !req
1080. All at once. Yeah, don't go back to that.Copy !req
1081. Let me... Let me show you something.Copy !req
1082. Let me show you something.Copy !req
1083. It's all like speaking a
different language, right?Copy !req
1084. So, this is going to be a
sentence that we're playing.Copy !req
1085. It's a phrase with its own rhythmsCopy !req
1086. and phonetic way of delivering it, okay?Copy !req
1087. So, you go...Copy !req
1088. See?Copy !req
1089. Yeah, it sounds so good when
you play it compared to me.Copy !req
1090. Well, you just separate your hands, right?Copy !req
1091. I don't know. I'm not going to be...Copy !req
1092. I'm trying to learn this for, like, tomorrow.Copy !req
1093. I'm not going to be able to get it like you.Copy !req
1094. Why do you got to learn it for
tomorrow? You got lots of time.Copy !req
1095. You got to practice this every single day.Copy !req
1096. And let me tell you,Copy !req
1097. the girls are going to come
after you after you learn it.Copy !req
1098. What's this guy's name? Is it "D"? Dylan?Copy !req
1099. You don't know what this guy's name is?Copy !req
1100. Where did you get all those pictures?Copy !req
1101. Just from footage.Copy !req
1102. Oh, you printed it from,
like, from screenshots?Copy !req
1103. Yeah.Copy !req
1104. Why?Copy !req
1105. For the movie. It's all The Dirties.Copy !req
1106. What if your mom sees that stuff?Copy !req
1107. My mom never comes down here.Copy !req
1108. When was the last time you
saw my mom in the basement?Copy !req
1109. Even if she did, what would she think?Copy !req
1110. Oh, wow, there's some
fucking pictures of kids.Copy !req
1111. She would think this is for
a movie. It is for a movie.Copy !req
1112. And if she said "Matt,
why do you have pictures"Copy !req
1113. of bullies at your school?",Copy !req
1114. I'd be, like, "It's for the
movie, Mom. Don't worry."Copy !req
1115. She'd be, like, "All
right, I don't even know"Copy !req
1116. "why I asked you that, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
1117. "Hey, Stephen, did you hear Matthew'sCopy !req
1118. "fucking doing blah, blah,
blah?" She wouldn't even say that.Copy !req
1119. "Okay, I'm off to work. Bye."Copy !req
1120. Why don't you go tell my mom. Go upstairs.Copy !req
1121. "Mrs... Mrs. Johnson, uhh..."Copy !req
1122. "Mrs. Johnson, your son's fucking crazy.Copy !req
1123. "He's got a bunch of
pictures of people on the wallCopy !req
1124. that he thinks he's going to kill later."Copy !req
1125. Take the pictures down or
something. I don't want to be...Copy !req
1126. No.Copy !req
1127. Okay, I'm going home.Copy !req
1128. What?Copy !req
1129. Owen... I'm going.Copy !req
1130. Tarantino...Copy !req
1131. Nice haircut, dude.Copy !req
1132. Excuse me.Copy !req
1133. Step off!Copy !req
1134. Look at this guy!Copy !req
1135. Huh?Copy !req
1136. This is like, uhh, when
Snake Eyes made that mistake.Copy !req
1137. Can you please back...
Can you please back up?Copy !req
1138. Just let me...Copy !req
1139. Do the Snake Eyes bit in
a minute. But just at least...Copy !req
1140. I have to be here to do the Snake Eyes bit.Copy !req
1141. Just back up by, like, a
foot. You're being insane.Copy !req
1142. Yeah, but it won't look
as good uess I'm like this.Copy !req
1143. It doesn't matter how
good it looks! It's just me.Copy !req
1144. Do you hear yourself?Copy !req
1145. "It doesn't matter how good
it looks"? This is a movie.Copy !req
1146. This is not a movie right
now. This is just you and me.Copy !req
1147. Trust me. This is a movie.Copy !req
1148. Trust me. I'll... We'll go
home. I'll show you the footage.Copy !req
1149. This is sick. You'll be, like, "Holy shit.Copy !req
1150. What a wicked movie."Copy !req
1151. This is sick how you act
like this all the time now.Copy !req
1152. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1153. How it's always a movie for
you, how you're always acting,Copy !req
1154. it's pathetic.Copy !req
1155. Why are you acting so strange?Copy !req
1156. I'm not acting strange.Copy !req
1157. Owen, you're acting very...
I'm acting the way that I...Copy !req
1158. Whoa! I take a step forward and I just...Copy !req
1159. This is exactly what I'm describing.Copy !req
1160. But you understand what
I'm saying? You're really upset.Copy !req
1161. And I'm trying to comfort you.Copy !req
1162. And I'm, like, "Listen, Owen. Relax."Copy !req
1163. Matt, I don't care if you think
that would make... Whoa!Copy !req
1164. A good shot in some film that you're makingCopy !req
1165. that I'm not making.Copy !req
1166. The scene is Danny Glover
in Royal Tenenbaums.Copy !req
1167. "I don't know, Percy. She's... Ah!"Copy !req
1168. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
1169. I don't think it's funny.Copy !req
1170. So, if I don't think it's funny, who's it for?Copy !req
1171. Is this about Chrissy?Copy !req
1172. Chrissy has nothing to do...Copy !req
1173. How would this have
anything to do with Chrissy?Copy !req
1174. I don't know because
I definitely don't thinkCopy !req
1175. like I did anything wrong here.Copy !req
1176. You're acting.Copy !req
1177. - You're always acting.
- I'm not always acting.Copy !req
1178. - Yes, you're always acting.
- I'm never acting! I'm never acting!Copy !req
1179. You're acting even right now!
Always, you're conscious of...Copy !req
1180. I don't know what's real with youCopy !req
1181. - and what's not real with you.
- This is real.Copy !req
1182. This... I'm being real.
I'm being real. Look.Copy !req
1183. I'm standing on a cliffCopy !req
1184. saying I want to do a shot of
us doing kung fu. That's real.Copy !req
1185. It's not real when you're doing the kung fuCopy !req
1186. and when you're looking and
you're doing the back awayCopy !req
1187. and little fake-outs and little voices...Copy !req
1188. Relax. Relax. Fucking ridiculous.Copy !req
1189. We're leaving?Copy !req
1190. This is a good time now for
you to end the scene, I guess.Copy !req
1191. Well, cut from there.
That's from the school.Copy !req
1192. You know what, I'm getting
flashbacks from Grade Five.Copy !req
1193. Sorry?Copy !req
1194. Don't you be calling
me and my friend again.Copy !req
1195. Fucking...Copy !req
1196. Fucking try that... I'm
not trying to fuck with you.Copy !req
1197. Get the fuck down. Get the fuck down.Copy !req
1198. I'm not trying...Copy !req
1199. It's funny, eh?Copy !req
1200. You see something happen
to you on, uhh, on camera,Copy !req
1201. it's like it's not even...Copy !req
1202. It's like it's not even happening to you.Copy !req
1203. It's like it's happening to a
different person. It's crazy.Copy !req
1204. Fucking try that... I'm
not trying to fuck with you!Copy !req
1205. Get the fuck down! Get the fuck down!Copy !req
1206. I am not trying...Copy !req
1207. Oh! Sweatpants are out, Jackman.Copy !req
1208. Yo, that's what I say,Copy !req
1209. hit 'em with the Gilhooly.Copy !req
1210. Sweatpants are out, Jackman!Copy !req
1211. You've got about 45 minutes.Copy !req
1212. Yeah, then the storm starts?Copy !req
1213. Usually, it's about an hour before.Copy !req
1214. Storm's coming.Copy !req
1215. I hope the storm doesn't blow youCopy !req
1216. like your mom blew me last night.Copy !req
1217. What?Copy !req
1218. You heard me.Copy !req
1219. I don't... The storm's going to blow...Copy !req
1220. Yeah, you heard me.Copy !req
1221. You know what?Copy !req
1222. Fuck it.Copy !req
1223. You know, Laren, we're coming
to school with guns to kill you.Copy !req
1224. Okay. Do you know that?Copy !req
1225. Yeah.Copy !req
1226. Yeah, we're coming to
school with guns to kill you.Copy !req
1227. No, we're not.Copy !req
1228. He's not going to fucking tell anybody.Copy !req
1229. We're not.Copy !req
1230. And that's why you guys are pussies.Copy !req
1231. You're dead. Shut up.Copy !req
1232. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead.Copy !req
1233. You can't fight your own battles.Copy !req
1234. I just finished telling you we are.Copy !req
1235. Stop it.Copy !req
1236. This is insane!Copy !req
1237. Owen, tell me if this
sounds like anybody, okay?Copy !req
1238. "Joy, grief, anxiety, amusement,
they can all be mimicked on cue.Copy !req
1239. "He knows the facial expressions,Copy !req
1240. "the voice modulations
and the body language.Copy !req
1241. "He's not just conning you with a scheme.Copy !req
1242. "His entire life is a con,Copy !req
1243. "his entire personality a fabricationCopy !req
1244. "with the purpose of deceiving people.Copy !req
1245. "Psychopaths take great personal
pride in the deception and...Copy !req
1246. "In their deceptions and extract
tremendous joy from them.Copy !req
1247. "Lies become the psychopath's occupation.Copy !req
1248. And when the truth will
work, they lie for sport."Copy !req
1249. This is exactly what you
were saying about me.Copy !req
1250. Who are you... Who are
you on the phone with?Copy !req
1251. I'm not on the phone.Copy !req
1252. Are you hearing this? I
could be a psychopath.Copy !req
1253. Owen, I could be a psychopath.Copy !req
1254. Who are you texting? What are you doing?Copy !req
1255. Dude, this shit is insane.Copy !req
1256. And you're not... You're not even laughing.Copy !req
1257. I'm sick of talking about
this. Let's do something else.Copy !req
1258. What do you mean "Do something else"?Copy !req
1259. I don't know, play...
Let's play a video game.Copy !req
1260. Let's play Magic cards.Copy !req
1261. You're not even a bit concerned
that I could be a psychopath?Copy !req
1262. I'm not going to play this game with you.Copy !req
1263. What game?Copy !req
1264. I'm talking about the game that you play.Copy !req
1265. You're a pussy who likes to
pretend like you're a big shotCopy !req
1266. or like you're tough.Copy !req
1267. You're the one trying to be a big shot.Copy !req
1268. Look at you, on the phone
all the time with some hot girl,Copy !req
1269. trying to make me feel like
a loser. You're the pussy.Copy !req
1270. No, you are a pussy. You talk big.Copy !req
1271. And you don't do shit. That's a pussy.Copy !req
1272. At least I'm not deluding myselfCopy !req
1273. into thinking that some girl likes meCopy !req
1274. when she doesn't give a fuck about me.Copy !req
1275. She's an idiot girl, man!Copy !req
1276. The only reason she even knows you existCopy !req
1277. is 'cause of my plans that I gave you.Copy !req
1278. You don't know what the
fuck you're talking about.Copy !req
1279. Yes, I do. No, you don't.Copy !req
1280. I... Yes, I do! You're...
You're nothing, man!Copy !req
1281. You could... You're nothing without me!Copy !req
1282. I'm your only friend.
I am your only friend.Copy !req
1283. You act like you're Mr. Big Shot ConfidentCopy !req
1284. on top of the fucking world.Copy !req
1285. But nobody likes you. And
no one wants to talk to you.Copy !req
1286. And no one wants to be around you.Copy !req
1287. And nobody wants to see you.Copy !req
1288. And when you're really upset,Copy !req
1289. you light into me and get mad at meCopy !req
1290. about this fucking girl
who you're jealous of!Copy !req
1291. You're jealous of... I'm not jealous.Copy !req
1292. The one other person who ever talks to me!Copy !req
1293. I'm not jealous at all! Yes, you're jealous!Copy !req
1294. You're absolutely jealous.
She's retarded. I don't care.Copy !req
1295. You are absolutely jealous. I just
don't want to see my best friend...Copy !req
1296. If you don't care... Throw his life away.Copy !req
1297. Then why do you bring it up?Copy !req
1298. Why would you ever
bring it up if you didn't care?Copy !req
1299. You do care. You are jealous.
You have no other friends.Copy !req
1300. And it's your fault and your problem.Copy !req
1301. And you fucking do it to yourself!Copy !req
1302. And I'm not going to
go along with it anymore.Copy !req
1303. And you know it's fucking true.Copy !req
1304. Fuck you. Get the fuck off.Copy !req
1305. Man, I'm not fucking doing this anymore.Copy !req
1306. Is this too cheesy? Is this way too cheesy?Copy !req
1307. This is not... This is not
like me, eh, to do this.Copy !req
1308. Die, you cocksocker motherfuck...Copy !req
1309. That scary? If I come out like that?Copy !req
1310. The yellow glove, for some
reason, seems menacing.Copy !req
1311. I don't know why.Copy !req
1312. When I took it from upstairs, I was, like,Copy !req
1313. "This is what you wear
when you go to kill somebody"Copy !req
1314. because it seems like The Cleaner.Copy !req
1315. Ah! You got blood on my glove!Copy !req
1316. And this shirt might be too neon green.Copy !req
1317. Look at that, extended family as bears.Copy !req
1318. Is that too weird?Copy !req
1319. You got to picture all this
stuff stained with blood.Copy !req
1320. Ooh.Copy !req
1321. Do I seem crazy to you at all?Copy !req
1322. Why? Who thinks you're crazy?Copy !req
1323. I don't know.Copy !req
1324. I don't seem crazy, do I?Copy !req
1325. No, you don't. You're not crazy,
although you say whacky things.Copy !req
1326. I think... I don't know why you do that.Copy !req
1327. I think you do it just for effect.Copy !req
1328. That's what Owen thinks too.Copy !req
1329. Well, what do you do?Copy !req
1330. Like, I mean, these things
come out of the ether,Copy !req
1331. like, what... like, completely
de-contextualized,Copy !req
1332. like, what is that?Copy !req
1333. I don't know. I was just thinking about it.Copy !req
1334. I was reading a book about...Copy !req
1335. Well, what does "Crazy" mean?Copy !req
1336. "Crazy" technically means
when you lose your abilityCopy !req
1337. to tell the difference between
your thoughts and reality.Copy !req
1338. That's what "Crazy" means.Copy !req
1339. When you lose your reality test, okay?Copy !req
1340. Yeah.Copy !req
1341. You're kind of a wild guy.Copy !req
1342. I'm just wondering why
you're worrying about...Copy !req
1343. Like, where did that come from?Copy !req
1344. I don't know.Copy !req
1345. Or do you think you're crazy?Copy !req
1346. No, I don't think I'm crazy.Copy !req
1347. I don't know why I'm asking.Copy !req
1348. Hmm.Copy !req
1349. Had to burn my notebooks.Copy !req
1350. You may have to put these in yourself,Copy !req
1351. at the end.Copy !req
1352. I'll render them but...Copy !req
1353. Are you a student?Copy !req
1354. Yep. Sorry. I'm just here early.Copy !req
1355. Okay, come on in.Copy !req
1356. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1357. Hey, Josh.Copy !req
1358. You're here early.Copy !req
1359. Hey. Yeah, sorry. We're
shooting a project for Mr. Muldoon.Copy !req
1360. Wow. Good luck.Copy !req
1361. Hey, Mark.Copy !req
1362. How's it going?Copy !req
1363. Sorry.Copy !req
1364. Let go of my hand, dude.Copy !req
1365. Ah!Copy !req
1366. Sweatpants are out, dude.Copy !req
1367. It's okay. I'm only here for the bad guys.Copy !req
1368. Owen? Owen?Copy !req
1369. Owen!Copy !req
1370. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1371. Hey, Owen!Copy !req
1372. Let's go! Come on! Get
out! Let's go! Get out! Go!Copy !req
1373. What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
1374. Owen! Owen!Copy !req
1375. Owen!Copy !req
1376. Fuck.Copy !req
1377. What are you doing?Copy !req
1378. It's me.Copy !req